general

[narrow atlas]

My moms boyfriend makes these jerky sticks usually with a maple flavor, and I can eat a bag of them in an hour

[tiny island]

Maple, you say?

That sounds delicious

[indigo hull]

Maple goes shockingly well with quite a few foods

especially jerky

[tiny island]

What about honey? Does that go good with any meat stuff?

[coral token]

it sure does

[tiny island]

Yeah like what?

Also what's up Thales, been a while

[coral token]

there are plenty sauces, honey aged steaks

[urban valve]

There must’ve been a typo

Said to see I missed it

Guess I didn’t miss it after all

Fuck

[gritty temple]

Eeeeeeyuck

Tasting things that are sweet in foods that should be savory grosses me out so bad for some reason

Makes it hard to try Asian food because a lot of it has sweetness in it !!

[indigo hull]

some monte cristo recipes use powdered sugar and jam

[gritty temple]

Ouugh

[sharp geyser]

invinvible wobbly animation

[opaque oak]

“Invinvible” 🥀

[sharp geyser]

crap i put a second v instead of a c

[humble isle]

[sharp geyser]

guess what

[urban valve]

Car

[opaque oak]

Chicken butt

[sharp geyser]

what a bee

[sharp geyser]

no, i saw something there

[tiny island]

"Mark, good news"

[sharp geyser]

when the chicken can do the jockey

[vagrant scarab]

I think It's a bus.

[south raven]

Butt

[sharp geyser]

thats a bee

[vagrant scarab]

"We can finally be bees"

[sharp geyser]

SUPER mario GalAxY

and also if you read this then it means you can read

[split ember]

My weather thing on my computer went from fire warning to freeze warning

[tawdry onyx]

Fard

[vagrant scarab]

Wow.
Fire bending and ice bending war going on where you are I suppose.

[spring perch]

Hi

[ruby zealot]

hi

[spring perch]

🙂

[plush bone]

I tried some (assuming that its rare) Century Egg flavored doritos

its mid

[unborn peak]

Those are a thing???

[crisp hornet]

i feel like im dying rn

[twin reef]

Jimmyhere jumpscare

[unborn peak]

[zinc frigate]

THERES MORE GEESE NOW

[cursive sequoia]

infernal beasts

[ruby zealot]

duck duck goose but its now goose goose duck geese

[gloomy blaze]

Hey everyone!

[frigid elk]

Lol

[vague hollow]

wsg chat

[crisp hornet]

theyre duplicating

theyre doing mitosis

[languid grove]

Hallo everynyan

[stray hatch]

Howdy

[languid grove]

I have an urge to rant

[woven flicker]

About what

[verbal anchor]

Omar!!

[woven flicker]

What

[verbal anchor]

Haii

[woven flicker]

Ok

[real python]

Then rant

[languid grove]

OMAR

YOU

[verbal anchor]

Floobert

[languid grove]

Are you okay?

[muted fable]

When do we put in memes for yt

[languid grove]

#ylyl-rules❗

[woven flicker]

The nice answer or the honest answer

[languid grove]

Be honest with me

I was so worried about you

[indigo hull]

Quite a few of us were

[stray hatch]

What even happened?

[woven flicker]

Mask broke under pressure

Spent the days fixing and cleaning it

[languid grove]

I thought so

[woven flicker]

It’s good now tho

[stray hatch]

Dang that sucks

[woven flicker]

Back to normal

[languid grove]

Omar don’t do that
You don’t have to mask your emotions

[bleak warren]

mask?

[indigo hull]

🫂

[real python]

Hullo

[stray hatch]

Glad to hear that it’s fixed

[real python]

.. mask..

[verbal anchor]

Hruu

[real python]

[languid grove]

You have so many friends who seriously do not mind listening to you, there is also professional help you can seek irl to have that outlet to talk about your feelings

[real python]

I'm okay thx :)

[languid grove]

Not the time Floob

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[stray hatch]

I mean I may not be here much but you do bring up a good point about there being friends out there to support each other

[indigo hull]

Samuel Morse is like: HOLY SHIT

[real python]

[woven flicker]

It’s fine it’s really nothing I can’t handle

[languid grove]

Stop saying that

[ruby zealot]

i heard my dawg having issues whar happened

[languid grove]

Omar you lying to my face does make me pretty angry, if your mask cracking and breaking under pressure didn’t teach you that it’s not a coping mechanism that works, then honestly idk what to say

[indigo hull]

You possibly could’ve worded that a bit better

[ruby zealot]

who me?

[indigo hull]

No

[ruby zealot]

oh

[languid grove]

Sorry

[indigo hull]

It’s alright I understand the frustration

[urban valve]

i have a hole in my shoes

[languid grove]

Sometimes I just want to shake and yell at my friends when they for some reason feel like they need to hide their emotions

[dry rock]

Shaking u rn

[languid grove]

WHY

[dry rock]

BC UR DROOLING OVER GEHE TOO MUCH

[languid grove]

HOW
HOW DID YOU KNOW

GET OUT

[dry rock]

ITS SO FUCKING OBVIOUS

[languid grove]

HOW

[indigo hull]

Idk man

[languid grove]

I thought I was good at hiding that

[urban valve]

i do know man

[languid grove]

Nothing I do ever gives an indication of me drooling over Gehe…

[indigo hull]

That would also be idk

[dry rock]

Ur name and status rika

[languid grove]

OKAY??

THAT’S NORMAL

[dry rock]

STOP DROOLING

[languid grove]

HE’S MY BOYFRIEND

[dry rock]

I kick rika

[urban valve]

yes but you already said it so it would look like i didnt know

[urban valve]

and which i indubitably do

[dry rock]

That's wrong

Ur not a singularity

[languid grove]

WDYM

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[short orbit]

Hello

[dry rock]

Hold on

[indigo hull]

The point AI gets smarter than humans

[urban valve]

AI is smarter than humans

[undone cypress]

meow

[woven flicker]

Eating some steak rn

[urban valve]

all the knowledge we have is on the web and the AI can search through all it wants

[dry rock]

Alr nini

[languid grove]

God forbid a girl drools over her bf

[urban valve]

well, most of it anyway

[narrow atlas]

My chud ass cat won’t leave me alone

[dry rock]

Ur making a pool

[indigo hull]

How done is it?

[languid grove]

Goodnight BICH

[urban valve]

no done

[woven flicker]

Raw

[urban valve]

omar is dinosaur and dinosaur eats raw

[narrow atlas]

Her paws are stuck in my hair

[indigo hull]

My mistake

[dry rock]

I would assume he just started eating

[languid grove]

She’s just trying to crawl into your skin dw

[dry rock]

:3

[indigo hull]

🟡 🫳 💨 🥩

[woven flicker]

Hmmm

[narrow atlas]

My skin has enough problems already

[woven flicker]

I wanna test this out….

[woven flicker]

Hey tinyka

[indigo hull]

Do you also have a clingy cat?

[narrow atlas]

Yes. She is very obsessive with me

[indigo hull]

Mines the same

[languid grove]

I’m not tiny but hello

[woven flicker]

||🥒||

[languid grove]

AAAAAAAAAAA

[woven flicker]

Oh it worked

[indigo hull]

New discovery: you can spoiler emojis

[woven flicker]

Good to know

[narrow atlas]

She’s burying her fucking claws into my fucking upper trap omfg

[urban valve]

im getting skinned alive

[woven flicker]

My bad

[urban valve]

peeled like a potato

[indigo hull]

Mmm, potato

[languid grove]

Oh yeah I wanted to rant

[urban valve]

po-tay-to or po-tah-to

[woven flicker]

Then rat

[indigo hull]

🐀

[languid grove]

Did you know that Voodoo isn’t actually an evil practice and it’s massively misrepresented in the media

[indigo hull]

Yeah

[woven flicker]

Yuh

[ruby zealot]

did you know tha ugggggghhhh

[languid grove]

Of course you know, history nerd

[urban valve]

i am voodoo

[narrow atlas]

Yeah. It’s a mixing of traditional African, and Christian myths

[urban valve]

voodoo more like doodoo

[ruby zealot]

HEY

[urban valve]

oooooh shiit burnnnnn

[languid grove]

HE CALLS HIMSELF THAT

[indigo hull]

Just because I know it’s not dark magic Doesn’t mean I know it’s customs

[woven flicker]

You need to leave

[ruby zealot]

silence feline

[indigo hull]

All I really know is it’s big in Haiti

[languid grove]

But but

[urban valve]

i've been thinking about it anyway

[woven flicker]

My jaw hurts again

[ruby zealot]

SHHHHHH

[woven flicker]

Not actually you butt head

[languid grove]

Voodoo dolls were actually a way of keeping medical records

[narrow atlas]

Its also where we get the term “zombie”

[indigo hull]

Yeah

[urban valve]

beavis and butthead

[woven flicker]

Beavers and butthead

[languid garnet]

hello chat

[woven flicker]

Hmm

[ruby zealot]

okay im gonna go sleep night my fav yellow man, green dino, rib, tech and pink short cat

[indigo hull]

I know voodoo is somewhat big is New Orleans but idk if it differs from its Haitian counterpart

[narrow atlas]

EWWWWW MY CATS FUCKING DROOLING

[languid grove]

Since it was illegal for black people to read or write, they would keep medical records via voodoo dolls and this is actually where the trope of sticking needles into dolls came from

[narrow atlas]

I swear to god if it gets in my hair

[indigo hull]

Interesting

[undone cypress]

meow

[ruby zealot]

wow y'all must hate me

[woven flicker]

Rika did you happen to star in the game grounded?

[languid garnet]

i just got home from an 8 hour gig (I play saxophone) and my dog was posted up like he hasn't seen me in years

[ruby zealot]

i agree

[undone cypress]

bad night pueppt

[queen hinge]

Bleeeh hello y’all

[indigo hull]

Goodbye

(Pretend it’s Opposite Day)

[woven flicker]

I want another steak

[languid grove]

So say someone came to a doctor for a headache, they would create a doll that looks like their patient
If they were treated for a headache, they would stick a needle in the head so next time the patient comes, they can see a needle is in the head and follow up treatment on that

[queen hinge]

Omar

[woven flicker]

Wha

[queen hinge]

Hello

[woven flicker]

I hunger

[queen hinge]

Same

[woven flicker]

Biting you

[narrow atlas]

I’m free now

[woven flicker]

Hi free now

[indigo hull]

Beat me too it

[real python]

[indigo hull]

Congrats

[ruby zealot]

[languid grove]

[indigo hull]

What was Remy’s role in the French Revolution?

[woven flicker]

Stop fighting

[real python]

[woven flicker]

I know your weakness rika

[ruby zealot]

the spray

[woven flicker]

….

[real python]

Rain?

[woven flicker]

Make that two-three

[lusty gorge]

Peek-a-boo

[real python]

Yk that scene in bee movie when Barry is tryna fly in the rain. That's Rika every time.

[woven flicker]

Lmaooooo

[indigo hull]

Greatest mental image ever

[obtuse marten]

Blegh

[real python]

[indigo hull]

Oh damn 4/20 is tomorrow

I gotta prepare

[lusty gorge]

You know what that means!

[real python]

[obtuse marten]

I got my half cap ceremony on tuesday

[woven flicker]

How long was I gone for again

[obtuse marten]

Oh shit hi Omar haven't seen you around

[verbal anchor]

Trey

[indigo hull]

Like two ish days

[obtuse marten]

What

[verbal anchor]

Imma dm you sum

[indigo hull]

Not counting today

[coral token]

🐱

[lusty gorge]

Hi Thales!

[urban valve]

car

[woven flicker]

Biting you

[indigo hull]

Damn you committed hard to the bit

[woven flicker]

Rib bir fib

[real python]

[indigo hull]

200 Pounds Horse Meat

[real python]

Someone got it

[obtuse marten]

Why

[indigo hull]

It’s literally my favorite style of humor

[woven flicker]

I hunger

[obtuse marten]

Ok

[woven flicker]

And I care for you so

I only bite those who I care for….and if I’m bored

[lusty gorge]

Omar is here again yay!!!

[quartz bluff]

@lusty gorge What are your thoughts on big Dylan

[real python]

[obtuse marten]

Same

[vague hollow]

hello chat

[lusty gorge]

Hmm...
I'm more of a Young Dylan kind of guy
Y'all remember that show? On nickelodeon?

[coral token]

hmmmm

[real python]

Hmmmmmmmmmm

[coral token]

oh nvm

that looked like a woman

[quartz bluff]

I am more of a Dylan Pikmin

[urban valve]

are you assuming its a that

wooooooow

[coral token]

its?

[lusty gorge]

Omg you're talking Abt that Saltydkdan abomination

[coral token]

are you against it's?

[languid grove]

WOWWWW

[obtuse marten]

Thales hates women confirmed

[coral token]

woooow

[urban valve]

it is universal

[vague hollow]

universal?

[urban valve]

i am it

[real python]

Assuming the subject is an it

[languid grove]

ARE YOU ASSUMING HE’S AN IT

[urban valve]

you'll float too

[coral token]

wrong kind of it

[coral token]

georgie

[languid grove]

Rib you’re cancelled

So are you Thales

[urban valve]

shucks

[quartz bluff]

Yes

[lusty gorge]

🎈

[languid grove]

Pack it up

[vague hollow]

it?

[quartz bluff]

I am the 50% that freaking love him

[languid grove]

NOT YOU

[real python]

The pattycake image just mentally flashbanged me

[vague hollow]

you?

[urban valve]

oooooh

[vague hollow]

everyone floats

[urban valve]

not everyone

it depends on bone density

[languid grove]

Alright you’re done

[urban valve]

if a human's bones are too dense then you sink and go blub blub until you drown

[vague hollow]

or if ur js really fat

[real python]

Rika who would win between you and a bullet ant?

[languid grove]

Me duh

[verbal anchor]

Lies

[real python]

Nuh uh

[urban valve]

muscle and bone are denser than fat so the fatter you are the more likely you are to float

[glossy linden]

Poot-tella-poot-sen-pootis

[urban valve]

depending on the buoyancy of the water

[woven flicker]

Biting you

[real python]

[languid grove]

WHY

[vague hollow]

dw im taking notes

[woven flicker]

Biting you again

[woven flicker]

Only some know why I bite

[real python]

I'm gonna subject you to the bone extender of ancient Mesopotamia

[vague hollow]

whats cant i see through?

[languid grove]

Can y’all kill me after I do my workout please

[glossy linden]

No

[indigo hull]

We're the Mesopotamians

[real python]

I ain't responding you fucked the quote up

[vague hollow]

thats how it starts 🥲

[real python]

It's. What can't I see through, Deep?

[thorn isle]

guys i fumbled last night, my lovely gf was over and i fell asleep while she was over and she texted me this morning saying, "you fell asleep and i didnt know what to do so i left", like guys did i fumble the bag?

[real python]

Yes

[vague hollow]

wrap it up mclovin shes already seeing another guy

[woven flicker]

Headbutting you

[vague hollow]

screw you bud

[languid grove]

You guys are going to regret being mean to me once I’m tall and buff

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[real python]

The humble fly swatter:

[thorn isle]

NO NO GET OUT OF MY SKIN, SHES A LOVELY GOTH WOMAN WHO WOULDNT DO THAT TO ME, YOUR IN MY HEAD, GET OUT OF MY HEAD, GET OUT OF MY SKINNNN

[woven flicker]

Taller than me? impossible

I’m the tallest here

Literally

[real python]

[vague hollow]

theres bugs in your skin take your skin off give it to me

[glossy linden]

Doogle

[real python]

This chat is descending into badness. They need to be enlightened about the Battle of the Somme

[thorn isle]

NO NO GET OUT GETOUTGETOUTGETOUT, THE VOICES, THE VOICESSSSSSS

[vague hollow]

start with that hang nail on your finger

[indigo hull]

oh boy how the British lost almost 60k men in one day

[indigo hull]

compared to the Germans who are estimated to have lost at most 12k

and this was on the first day of the battle

[thorn isle]

wait wtf how did you know

im scared suddenly

[obtuse marten]

I'm back

[vague hollow]

bc i do too 😭

[obtuse marten]

Hi back I'm ____

[vague hollow]

treytoogay

[obtuse marten]

Ok bro

[vague hollow]

treytoobae

[thorn isle]

hi back im mclovin

[real python]

Can someone gouge my eyes out with forks

[narrow atlas]

Hydra Dominatus

[thorn isle]

antigone refrence?

[real python]

I don't even know what that is

[urban valve]

oedipus

[thorn isle]

yes thank you rib

[urban valve]

anytime

[thorn isle]

read it, its an old ancient long before time had a name play

[covert ruin]

Haiiiiii

[indigo hull]

i had to read it in like 10th grade

kinda forgot about it

[thorn isle]

me fr rn

[vague hollow]

wsg

[urban valve]

i read it last semester but i had already read it in 7th grade

[elfin wing]

old Greek play by Sophocles

[thorn isle]

helloooo!

[elfin wing]

it's part of a 3 part series

[indigo hull]

i haven't actually read Oedipus Rex

[elfin wing]

Oedipus Rex, Antigone, Oedipus at Colonus

not in that order

[urban valve]

oedipus the king?

i thought that was one

[elfin wing]

that's Oedipus Rex

it's known by a few names

[urban valve]

i thought rex was the first one

[lusty gorge]

🫧

[urban valve]

i thought it was rex, king, then antigone

[elfin wing]

no no

Oedipus Rex is also known as Oedipus the King

[urban valve]

i've never heard of colonus

[woven flicker]

What about me?

[urban valve]

colonus and king are interswappable i thought

[elfin wing]

the order of the plays are Oedipus Rex, Oedipus at Colonus, and Antigone

[woven flicker]

Oh oedipus

Whoops

[elfin wing]

rex and king are
it's also known by the name Oedipus Tyrannus

[urban valve]

i thought there was the one where he killed the sphinx before king

sigh

[elfin wing]

yes that'd be the first play

[indigo hull]

something tells me Sophocles liked dinosaurs

[urban valve]

whatever i barley know anything

[indigo hull]

barley 💔

[elfin wing]

who's gonna tell him

[indigo hull]

-# im well aware

[languid grove]

I finished my workout

[lusty gorge]

Congrats!
Now sleep.

[languid grove]

Nuh uh

[lusty gorge]

... I see

[elfin wing]

no no, they have a point.

[languid grove]

I’m not sleepy

[lusty gorge]

Hi, Not sleepy!

[languid grove]

I no no wanna

[brisk pasture]

Mods get the spray bottle

[lusty gorge]

Talking Cheeto!

[real python]

Almost 2am btw

[verbal anchor]

Syno!

[zinc frigate]

Holy fuck I thought of a near genius speedrun Strat, if I pull it off I would be 2 seconds off from the world record

[lusty gorge]

Hi Thales! (Pt. 2)

[elfin wing]

should ≠ want

[languid grove]

BUT

[languid grove]

Says you

[reef zealot]

[lusty gorge]

[real python]

Bleh

[lusty gorge]

[olive flicker]

[languid grove]

YOUUUU

[olive flicker]

[lusty gorge]

Alexa, Crank that Soulja boy!

[olive flicker]

Me bomboclat bruda I think i found a bot in this server

[coral token]

💀

then report it lazyclat bomboass

[olive flicker]

just dm'd you

[coral token]

my dms aren't a report ermmm

[languid grove]

You’re so lazy Demon

[olive flicker]

Shutup and do your job

[coral token]

pay me

[olive flicker]

I'm not your employer

[olive flicker]

Go to bed

[lusty gorge]

I'll pay you!
One emotional support that is

[languid grove]

NUH UH

[olive flicker]

Shush didnt ask

Go to bed

[real python]

Demon come play golf

[languid grove]

You aren’t my MOM

[olive flicker]

Play gold

[real python]

[olive flicker]

[reef zealot]

The skeleton appears

[olive flicker]

[lusty gorge]

Me when Unterdale:

[reef zealot]

I can hear this image

[indigo hull]

👀

[reef zealot]

Unterdale

[reef zealot]

Hi glaggle

[lusty gorge]

Yep
Unterdale

[indigo hull]

sorry i was distracted by a skeleton

[lusty gorge]

Oh yummy a smiley fry!

[reef zealot]

Did you know skeletons backwards is skeletons

[indigo hull]

interesting

[storm whale]

oh are you caining it

[steady owl]

Ok so two of my miis in tomadachi life just had a child whose first word was ‘trans’

[lusty gorge]

🔴🔵

[reef zealot]

Peak

[reef zealot]

Oh its da po lice

[storm whale]

truth

[reef zealot]

Aw fuck

These socks are getting a hole

[scarlet eagle]

It’s the popo!!!

[reef zealot]

I like these socks man they look like cat paws

And theyre fluffy

[steady owl]

Oh no the next generation is fucked. I just looked over and saw a 5 year old scrolling through youtube shorts whilst the mother just sits there on her phone drinking coffee. The fact that this kid looks like they’re 5 and already has a phone is scary

[tawdry lotus]

I need someone deranged

[tawdry lotus]

To help me with something

[steady owl]

Bro already has a mullet too wtf

[scarlet eagle]

I’m all ears

[tawdry lotus]

Ok

Ill put it in media

I mean photos/videos

[scarlet eagle]

Aight

[tawdry lotus]

I don't have perms

Ill DM you

[scarlet eagle]

Cool

[quiet basalt]

DRAGON BALL XENOVERSE 3 IS CONFIRMED

LETS GOOO

[woven flicker]

Biting you

[languid grove]

WHY

[woven flicker]

Cause

Biting you again

[brisk pasture]

Hello!

[indigo hull]

oh baby a triple

[languid grove]

What did I do

[indigo hull]

you got bit 3 times now

[sick aspen]

Hellooooo

[steady owl]

Rika, it’s the ghost of Sylvia

[languid grove]

Oh hello Sylvia

[steady owl]

Boo

[languid grove]

AAAAAAAA

[steady owl]

I’m a spooky ghost

[scarlet eagle]

That hit my house bro

[sick aspen]

Does anyone poop without wiping or is it just me

[languid grove]

Gross

[woven flicker]

I hunger

[lusty gorge]

👉🚪

[scarlet eagle]

I eat

[sick aspen]

I think it’s just me

[lusty gorge]

"that's a weird thing to say and want"

[scarlet eagle]

“My cigarette and milk casserole!”

[molten hemlock]

i eat pencils

[scarlet eagle]

“Who starts a conversation like that??”-peber gribben

[molten hemlock]

a person named 555

duh 🙄

[scarlet eagle]

Well then let’s look at your stats and see if it’s worth making such a risky play then…

[molten hemlock]

what stats

[shell wagon]

sybau

[molten hemlock]

huh

[molten hemlock]

ok bro

not really nice from you mr mikediscorrd

[shell wagon]

Stay Young Brave And Unique!

[molten hemlock]

why didnt i think of that

[obtuse marten]

Sup

[scarlet eagle]

The content linked to ur bio…

[molten hemlock]

my content is bad

[mental tulip]

hi

[molten hemlock]

i dont rly stream on twitch and i barely use X

[molten hemlock]

i do sometimes hop on yt

i just got a new editor

[obtuse marten]

There's nothing there

[scarlet eagle]

Whose content isn’t bad when they aren’t rich from constantly doing it. But hey, gotta start somewhere right?

[molten hemlock]

he works for free so nice

[molten hemlock]

motivation

[woven flicker]

Should I draw or do school work?

[verbal anchor]

Both

[woven flicker]

But like…

Bored rn

[verbal anchor]

Then draw

[zinc frigate]

FASTER TIME WOOOOOO

779 to 725 in the world

[arctic harbor]

froople

[languid grove]

Peanut look at Fiche’s dog

[obtuse marten]

The horseshoe crab has completed an orbit around the milky way twice

[obtuse marten]

In terms of time

Horseshoe crabs were around to see the first fish walk onto land and old enough to be around before the first tree existed

[narrow atlas]

They may have also been around for the brief period the earth had rings

[woven flicker]

Roar

[shell dome]

Hello Omar

[woven flicker]

Biting you

[shell dome]

Dont grab me plea-

AW COME ON

[woven flicker]

I’m too tall

I can’t hear you from all the way down there

[dreamy knoll]

Lets go

[olive flicker]

Go to bed

[languid grove]

Killing you

[olive flicker]

Not if Goose has anything to say about it

[olive void]

eueghe

[woven flicker]

Biting you

[languid grove]

She has nothing to say about it, she’s a cat

She would probably eat your dead body as a light snack

[languid grove]

THIS DAMN DINOSAUR IS TRYING TO EAT ME ONE BITE AT A TIME

[woven flicker]

Munch munch munch

I need my protein

The bulk

[humble isle]

Says you, you’re literally snack sized.

[languid grove]

WHAT THE FUCK

I AM NOT SNACK SIZED

[woven flicker]

Not even

Bite sized at best

[median juniper]

It's not wednesday.......

[elfin wing]

everyone is snack-sized to a large enough being

[humble isle]

Rika is snack-sized to a mouse

[elfin wing]

not true

rika being short is propaganda spread by Big Height to sell more tall

[humble isle]

Okay, BIRDBOY

[elfin wing]

i mean, this is just true

[drowsy bridge]

Hello chat

How are y’all?

[zinc frigate]

The return of the queen

[languid grove]

Bird…

[verbal anchor]

You!

[humble isle]

I could go for some chicken.

[languid grove]

Get your own bird, you moth

[ashen dagger]

Hallo

[languid grove]

GRRR BARKBARKBARK

[upbeat charm]

[verbal anchor]

Hai Clover!

[woven flicker]

||🥒||

[languid grove]

Why am I being pet

[upbeat charm]

because uhhhh
ummm
clover doesn't know

[humble isle]

[languid grove]

AAAAAAAAA

[woven flicker]

YOHOHOHO

Victory is mine

[upbeat charm]

[drowsy bridge]

Teeth

Why is it called that😭

[woven flicker]

Drinking my tea

[narrow atlas]

Cause funerals are a celebration of life

[drowsy bridge]

Fair

[narrow atlas]

Also in my experience funerals tend to be shit shows

[zinc frigate]

The one funeral I went to went so poorly but in just the right ways for it to not all look awful

[narrow atlas]

I shouldn’t talk about what happened at my grandmas funeral, but I did talk about what happened at my grandpas funeral here

After the service was over some guy walked up to me. I’ve never seen this guy before in my life, but he decided it was a good idea to grab two locks of my hair, fondle them, and look me dead in the eyes, nod his head, and said “good hair” than walked away

[graceful phoenix]

I will never vaccinate my future kids. I'm not stupid. I'll let a trained medical professional handle that instead.

[quaint zinc]

Wha?

[left sierra]

Comedy's rule of threes.

[narrow atlas]

I was deadass stunned in place for like 5 minutes not knowing if I should laugh from the absurdity of the situation, or be concerned

[zinc frigate]

Mine was just my bitch aunt crossing boundaries she shouldn’t have

Damn at least she wasn’t being a fucking creep like whatever the fuck that guy in techs story was

[narrow atlas]

I don’t know if he knew I was the grandson of the person who passed, or not, and I don’t know which would make it worse

[kind skiff]

i wouldve been pissed if that happened to me. i hate when people try to touch my hair

[zinc frigate]

I don’t want to get into my aunt because holy shit if I do my whimsical mood would suddenly become such bad rage the mods would have to mute me

[narrow atlas]

No one ever tries touching my hair cause I’m not an approachable person, but part of me found the whole thing hilarious cause what the fuck was that encounter

[zinc frigate]

If someone were to touch my hair in public I’d scream and cut that hand off

[upbeat charm]

clover likes it when people pet it's hair
and by people clover means like only 2

[olive void]

euegeykeakihu â??

[zinc frigate]

English only

[olive void]

gibberish btw

[upbeat charm]

that's not english though

[olive void]

yeah

[zinc frigate]

This game keeps giving me the mii shadow quiz

As if I cannot tell all my miis apart

[upbeat charm]

"who's this mii?"
the optimus prime-shaped shadow:

[zinc frigate]

Real lol

[languid grove]

Playing some warframe

I’m trying to get into it

[finite cedar]

One of us now

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[finite cedar]

I forgot i was tinky winky lmao

[languid grove]

Yeah…

[stark onyx]

LOL

[upbeat charm]

hi tinky winky

[finite cedar]

[stark onyx]

why doesn't your brain notice the the second the

[zinc frigate]

[ashen dagger]

[finite cedar]

No one tries touching my hair cos i shave my head bald

[ashen dagger]

Look at this silly little lady

[zinc frigate]

Huh there’s a book reading in the park as a mii plays on the sea saw

[narrow atlas]

I slap the shit out of my friend when he shaves his head bald once a year

[ashen dagger]

No way this is a real girl

[zinc frigate]

Alone

[olive flicker]

She would never she would be super sad

[ashen dagger]

DEMON

[finite cedar]

Sometimes i slap my own head but i do it a lot less now since im so used to it

[zinc frigate]

:3

[stark onyx]

What in the out of context

[olive flicker]

[zinc frigate]

My evenings just been a lot better for reasons

[ashen dagger]

Why so :3 today silly lil girlypop queen

[narrow atlas]

Slap your head really hard, and tattoo the hand print

[ashen dagger]

Yes you YOU FRICK FRACK SHACK

[olive flicker]

[zinc frigate]

My evenings just been really damn good

[ashen dagger]

Totally not because someone dragged themselves out of the grave

[stark onyx]

What a wonderful phrase

[olive flicker]

One million strombolinis in my stum stum

[ashen dagger]

[dreamy knoll]

Haii

[zinc frigate]

That’s a good part of it, set my bliss in motion

[ashen dagger]

Haii veemo

[ashen dagger]

Awwww dont make me blush smhhh autumnnnn

[stark onyx]

Veems cheems

[ashen dagger]

Oh also i do have like

[dreamy knoll]

Hru stroms

[ashen dagger]

A shiiiiiit load of art to vomit up soon

[finite cedar]

I’d only wanna tattoo like an important slap. Like maybe if kermit or gonzo slapped me or something

[ashen dagger]

I WANT OUT OF MY CAGE

[stark onyx]

Not with that attitude

XD

[narrow atlas]

Than have clover slap your head

[zinc frigate]

Miis are fun, I love this game. AAAAAND I got a good run going in hitman

[woven flicker]

Butt

[dreamy knoll]

I wish i had an angle grinder to help ya out

[stark onyx]

Love at it's finest

[dreamy knoll]

Hydro guess wut girlypop

[ashen dagger]

What the freak, girlypops playing hitman now???

[finite cedar]

I could have a clover handprint whenever, i don’t need it tattooed

[zinc frigate]

Huh

[ashen dagger]

OH WAIT DID SILKSONG DLC RELEASE

[dreamy knoll]

Hello tinky winky

[finite cedar]

[dreamy knoll]

🫴

[zinc frigate]

Played it for a while, I just decided to try speedrunning a level or two

[dreamy knoll]

Hru

[stark onyx]

But like it's clover

[ashen dagger]

Ah

[finite cedar]

Bored

[zinc frigate]

And I’m in the top 35% of runs on the illusions of grandeur on Mumbai

[dreamy knoll]

I cast something interesting

[zinc frigate]

I came up with a Strat It could work well I just need to get the distractions right

[stark onyx]

Start counting carpet fibers, I'm sure that'll be fun

[proper crest]

Augh

[lethal sierra]

I twisted my ankle for the first time in my life, no fun.

[faint olive]

Hello peoples

[lethal sierra]

Putting ice on it makes the pain worse for some reason

[warm plaza]

just remove your ankle good sir

[woven flicker]

It’s almost that time of the year again

[warm plaza]

simple mathematics

[opaque oak]

Untwist it then

[woven flicker]

No not that one

[ancient valve]

🦃

[drowsy bridge]

Last night I was randomly looking at the sky and saw a small star cluster by accident

It was very cool

[steady owl]

Was it Pleiades (Seven Sisters)?

Because they always seem to somehow show up

[woven flicker]

Alright profile is back

Nothing new tho…same old shit

[drowsy bridge]

No, Somewhere in the Gemini constellation

Not M35 though

It was too dim to get a photo of

Although I did get a photo of Jupiter

After like an hour or troubleshooting

[steady owl]

Pretty close by tbh. Pleiades is like right next door in Taurus

[drowsy bridge]

I do have a photo of Pleiades though

Pleiades is easy to spot in the night sky, this one was just a random but small cluster of stars

[steady owl]

Could it have been NGC 2158?

[upbeat copper]

Hi chat

[drowsy bridge]

Kind of thinking of going out again tonight but idk

[woven flicker]

Hm

[drowsy bridge]

Potentially

I was honestly just pointing my telescope at random points in the sky😭

I have a headache

[left palm]

Guys I am unable to post memes and I can’t find anything in #roles that helps out. I’m new here so can anyone please illuminate me as to how I do so?

[ancient valve]

[ashen dagger]

Illuminate??? Dawg. Just read #roles better

[left palm]

I know I need imageperms but how do I get that?

[verbal anchor]

Just read #roles

[left palm]

I did

[ashen dagger]

Good lord you must be new to reading

[verbal anchor]

Clearly you didn't

[ashen dagger]

Talk = dd = image perms

[left palm]

I just saw that

I have the reading comprehension of a toddler

[zinc frigate]

GES PROPOSING

[verbal anchor]

Hallo Autumn

[zinc frigate]

A MII IS PROPOSING

[verbal anchor]

Yippee

[left palm]

Oh damn that’s cool

I didn’t know they could do that

[zinc frigate]

Hi rose

[upbeat copper]

[zinc frigate]

I MESSED IT UP

[ancient valve]

Pfff

[upbeat copper]

[zinc frigate]

I DIDNT KNOW THATS WHERE THAT PART OF THE MINI GAME WOULD SPAWN

[lethal sierra]

Is it the same as the previous game where you let them know if they are thinking of the person

[zinc frigate]

No it’s like a damn galaga mini game

I reset and he’s no longer there wanting to propose rn

[left palm]

I ain’t playing space invaders to get married dawg

[ancient valve]

Just marriage becomes ddr

During vows they break it down lmao

[upbeat copper]

Imagine if you had to play space invaders to pay for stuff

[left palm]

Dog imma be broke

[zinc frigate]

Welp maybe Dave will propose to Gale tomorrow

[reef zealot]

[zinc frigate]

[ancient valve]

Every phone number requires a quick time event to hit the right buttons

[left palm]

Is this tomodochi life or however it’s spelled

[ancient valve]

ye

[zinc frigate]

Yes it’s tomodachi life

[lethal sierra]

It's really annoying how I hit the wrong letter on the keyboard, and I try again only to hit the same exact letter maybe like 5 times in a row so I have to be really slow and steady with it

[ancient valve]

I just felt that

[ashen dagger]

[ancient valve]

Can't help it tho, quick type make do

[lethal sierra]

Yes it is

[round vale]

I used to type more often in the chat, then I took an arrow to the knee

[left palm]

Why does tomodachi life have QuickTime events

[ancient valve]

Cause yes

[zinc frigate]

It doesn’t

[ashen dagger]

Lalalala

[left palm]

Oh ok then I really misunderstood the chats

[round vale]

👁️🫦👁️

[ancient valve]

Dang

[zinc frigate]

[reef zealot]

w<

[lethal sierra]

I mean technically the proposal minigame on the 3ds version is a QuickTime event, like sometimes a mii would be thinking of whoever then 3 milliseconds later a fucking glass of water

[reef zealot]

im eepy

[ashen dagger]

[lethal sierra]

And you have 3 lives to do it and have to do it 3 times for the proposal to succeed I think

[verbal anchor]

Sleep

[ashen dagger]

This fricking girlypop queenie beautiful lady

[reef zealot]

Okayy

[zinc frigate]

Here it’s a galaga type thing where you had to shoot distracting thoughts

[ashen dagger]

Niniii tiffy taffy

[zinc frigate]

I got hit by the Lyra nuke

[left palm]

ADHD sim

[reef zealot]

Nini silly

[ashen dagger]

[reef zealot]

w<

[ashen dagger]

Hehehehhe

[round vale]

I’ve been playing this game 60 seconds for 6 hours now and I still have not won 😭

[zinc frigate]

Should I add more miis tonight or save it for tomorrow

[upbeat copper]

Fricking pretty lady

[zinc frigate]

Sounds a lot longer than 60 seconds

[ancient valve]

More miis

[zinc frigate]

[verbal anchor]

That nuclear survival game?

[proud pumice]

yolo

[ancient valve]

More can never go wrong

[upbeat copper]

[round vale]

Yeah it should be called 21,600 seconds

[dreamy knoll]

Hai girlypop

[lethal sierra]

Yes

[verbal anchor]

YOU

[dreamy knoll]

You

[upbeat copper]

:/

[verbal anchor]

Me

[ancient valve]

Them

[woven flicker]

Night

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[lethal sierra]

Hello rose hru doing

[dreamy knoll]

Hai

[verbal anchor]

Goodnight Omar!

[upbeat copper]

I'm still pissed at you

[verbal anchor]

Magical! I made a oc and he is my son now

[dreamy knoll]

Im not

[round vale]

Oh wait Timmy died I’m screwed it’s just me left

[ancient valve]

How did timmy die?

[verbal anchor]

Death

[upbeat copper]

Cool?

[ancient valve]

Radiation?

[round vale]

Timmy died of dehydration

[ancient valve]

Aaaaaah

[dreamy knoll]

Well fine ttyl

[ancient valve]

Damn

[dreamy knoll]

Hey hydro

[zinc frigate]

Hi

[dreamy knoll]

Hru

[round vale]

Oh well I’m dead bandits took over

Time for round 16

[ancient valve]

Me personally, wouldn't let that slide

[zinc frigate]

I’m happy, was a good evening. Gotta try and get myself to do homework. Hbu?

[left palm]

What are you playing?

[round vale]

60 seconds!

[lethal sierra]

🌯

[dreamy knoll]

Im fine kinda tired bored of cleaning

[left palm]

Nice that’s a good game

[ancient valve]

Get a plunga it'll come right out literally

[round vale]

If I haven’t won by the 8 hour mark I’m gonna give up

[ancient valve]

Your highest 7 hour?

[verbal anchor]

Dont give up smh my head

[ancient valve]

Oh, wait. I'm dumb as hell lmao

[woven flicker]

Night

[plucky island]

anyone still here?

[verbal anchor]

I am

[plucky island]

okay, ive been looking for a specific jimmyhere ylyl submitted video for 30 minutes, ive gone through atleast 5 jimmyhere videos, and havent found it

its a guy in a street, walks up to 2 guys, asks them for 3 words for a freestyle rap, and the words were brick, sun, and lime

sorry i took so long typing lol

[verbal anchor]

Well i haven't watched jimmy in a while so i cant help ya there lol

[round vale]

Im here

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🧋

[round vale]

Still trying to win

[plucky island]

do any of you 2 know what im talking about or atleast what ylyl the video was in?

[ancient valve]

Wasn't it the one where he starts moaning

[plucky island]

mmhmm

[ancient valve]

Shoot I watched it recently

[plucky island]

really? do you remember which one it was?

[ancient valve]

Ima find it or try to

[plucky island]

thank you

[tepid mist]

Monnomkey

[lethal sierra]

This sounds vaguely familiar but I don't think I can help unfortunately

[tepid mist]

I can't post any sticker😔

[crisp pagoda]

Why

[dreamy knoll]

Xav guess wut

[ancient valve]

Try ylyl 110

[lethal sierra]

What is it

[plucky island]

alright

[dreamy knoll]

I made it into a sticker

[lethal sierra]

Nice

[dreamy knoll]

Hru anyways xav

[lethal sierra]

I twisted my ankle and it hurts rn

[dreamy knoll]

I wish u a speedy recovery

[lethal sierra]

Thank you

[plucky island]

nah, thats too far back

[urban valve]

yaawn

i need to sleep soon but the otherside of the earth isnt sleeping so i cant

[plucky island]

what time is it for you?

[round vale]

1am

[urban valve]

10

[plucky island]

12:14 am

i would honestly just go to bed if i were as tired as you, Rib

[urban valve]

i dont think im that tired

[untold mountain]

Idk who I feel more bad for people making it to 2067 or 2069

[urban valve]

i doubt that ill make it to 2030

lowk

[stoic knoll]

feel worse for 2067

[urban valve]

the meme will be dead

if memes are dying from 10 years ago, then think about that time 3

[round vale]

Nuclear apocalypse before then

[ashen dagger]

[urban valve]

thats for everyone else to find out

[round vale]

[edgy lynx]

Peanut butter

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[round vale]

I did things to the peanut butter kid

[urban valve]

what does that mean

[round vale]

Search up the meme

[upbeat charm]

[dreamy knoll]

Hey hey hey clover no i have something else for u

[round vale]

[upbeat charm]

what....

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍔 🌮 🥕

[upbeat charm]

omg carrot

[quiet basalt]

🔴 🔵 🫴 🟣

[dreamy knoll]

Akari no

[quiet basalt]

its my infinity technique

[dreamy knoll]

Ok send it somewhere else

[quiet basalt]

[quiet basalt]

just parry

[stray hatch]

I have a more powerful technique

[quiet basalt]

fatass teto vs hollow purple

[stray hatch]

It’s called a gun

[dreamy knoll]

Akari i aint in the mood to deal with hollow purple today

[urban valve]

purple

[burnt merlin]

ourple

[dreamy knoll]

[burnt merlin]

ACH

WHAT'D I DO

[thin prairie]

[ripe burrow]

17

[urban valve]

lil delayed

[dreamy knoll]

Hello

[dreamy knoll]

Rib

[urban valve]

mhm

[burnt merlin]

Vi heebuh

[dreamy knoll]

🍪

[dreamy knoll]

Hru

[burnt merlin]

Eh.
Wbu?

[dreamy knoll]

Eh bout to go get food

[burnt merlin]

Oo what are you getting?

[dreamy knoll]

Uh food

[graceful phoenix]

I feel like reminding everybody of my favorite wikipedia article. The article for the DecTalk, one of the earlier vocal synthesizer machines and one of the most widely used ones.

[dreamy knoll]

Other tree hello

[graceful phoenix]

hallo