general

[mild karma]

Well I live alone so I have to do my dishes ugh

[dreamy knoll]

🫴

[bleak warren]

i do the dishes for 4 people

we all share chores

[mild karma]

My bf never does dishes when he’s over 🙁

[stone saddle]

Yall have houses?

[stone saddle]

L mans

[mild karma]

No I have an apartment :p

[bleak warren]

one of my partners owns a house, yes

[mild karma]

Ooh a poly person?

[bleak warren]

yup

[proper crest]

Houses are expensive

[bleak warren]

and me and the 3 partners live together

in the same house

[mild karma]

I’m pan 😄

[bleak warren]

i am also pan

[dreamy knoll]

🫴

[bleak warren]

buuuuut

[queen hinge]

Thats so cool, I want to live with my partners as well TwT

[gritty temple]

Smudge has insane rizz

[bleak warren]

slight preference for women/feminine people

i'm kind of a lesbian

[mild karma]

Mm yea I’m like that with guys

[languid jackal]

damn the guy that upgraded my pc needs another college of how to not fuck up a pc and give it malwares

[gritty temple]

Mine literally changes harshly at random times

Abrosexual gang

[bleak warren]

somehow i keep winning by doing nothing

[queen hinge]

Use malwarebytes, It literally saved my pc yesterday

[queen hinge]

Thats so true tho lmao

[mild karma]

Now have to heat up an egg roll

[undone cypress]

a what

[languid garnet]

i'm dying the automod is actually funny asl

[bleak warren]

you can say fuck, you can't use those censor blocks

[languid jackal]

the guy used a virus to literally pirate windows

[proper crest]

We have to poly cause 13 people in this body
We at times may have 5-6 partners but like
Idk
We are aroace pan
Some of us have preference for people who don’t really align with gender norms idk

[languid jackal]

on my pc just to upgrade

[bleak warren]

jimmy is fine with us swearing(no slurs though)

[mild karma]

Yk what fuck it I’m eating dry cup ramen

[proper crest]

Why would you do that to yourself

[mild karma]

Bc yes

[queen hinge]

Being poly is peak honestly

[dreamy knoll]

🍪

[languid garnet]

i have too much social anxiety to do it in the first place, much less would i want to 🫡

[mild karma]

Also I’m a hungry lil boykisser

Ooh DID?

[proper crest]

Yea

[mild karma]

I have that!

[quaint zinc]

I think i am gonna strangle the “sir can you please that” person if he does that again

[bleak warren]

as long as you're willing to put in the effort and you can find other people who are, yes. the number one thing for me is i don't feel jealousy. that's a big help

[mild karma]

Hehe

[gritty temple]

I got OCD

Oblong
Cute
Duck

[queen hinge]

For real tho, i put the effort, cause i in fact have multiple partners who i love all equally 🥹

[bleak warren]

we love fat ducks

[gritty temple]

[mild karma]

I have PTSD!
Poor
Teenager
Scrubbing
Dishes

[gritty temple]

Heheheheh

[languid garnet]

how tf do you slime a dish

nvm

[bleak warren]

break it i assume

[mild karma]

I have no idea what you are talking about

[proper crest]

Yea that works

[undone cypress]

sliming out a dish

[languid garnet]

never did i think i would rationalize the phrase 'slime out a dish'

[mild karma]

Jimmycore

[queen hinge]

Bleeeh

[bleak warren]

you just gotta roll with new slang when it pops up, easier for everyone that way

[queen hinge]

What isaac character should i play

[proper crest]

All of them

There’s a random button right

[languid garnet]

bro i'm 16 i know the slang 😭
just never thought i would use it in regards to a dish

[queen hinge]

Ye

[mild karma]

Chat I was playing minecraft a while ago and I was walking around for like three hours looking for any source of slime balls for my piston doors ughhhh

[bleak warren]

haha shit sorry man

[dreamy knoll]

geese guess wut

[proper crest]

Yuh

[bleak warren]

i'm 30 and i keep forgetting 99% of people here are younger than me

[mild karma]

I’m 18 🤷‍♀️

[proper crest]

Smudge we forget our own age sometimes it’s fine

[mild karma]

A certain islander did the same yk

[proper crest]

Oo wha

[mild karma]

He forgot other people’s ages tho

Should try some neurogum

[thin prairie]

Not the dementia again

[bleak warren]

huh what

are you a blender

[proper crest]

We have three memory disorders so like ;-;

[bleak warren]

who the fuck made a talking blender

[thin prairie]

[queen hinge]

What

[gritty temple]

Gross :(

[undone cypress]

brother

[proper crest]

Bruh

[bleak warren]

as a rule, do not mention that person

[languid garnet]

mb

[mild karma]

[thin prairie]

What

[bleak warren]

i will have to warn you next time

[thin prairie]

I'm glad I missed that (I was looking for my pink headphones)

[mild karma]

Chat it must be so easy to get modded by caseoh

Just be a manager of his local denny’s

[proper crest]

With the current job market it’s like next to impossible to even work at Denny’s

[bleak warren]

i wish i could have made streaming work

[languid garnet]

dw, this is the first day i've decided to be active here even though i've been in this server for nearly a year so i'm still kind of learning the rules

[bleak warren]

that would have been a dream job for me

oh well

[bleak warren]

yeah i figured, that's why i'm not dropping the hammer right off

[gritty temple]

The fact that I’ve been drawing so much today solely to obsess over my friend’s OC is crazy

[verbal anchor]

Arch!

[gritty temple]

AAAAAAAAAAA

[verbal anchor]

Guess what!

[gritty temple]

CHICKEN ASS

Sorry caps HSJDHDH

[verbal anchor]

No! I drew a really awesome oc and finally made a mc for my hero world build!

[gritty temple]

Freaking poggies

[drowsy bridge]

[bleak warren]

i think i might have a side character OC

a raccoon lady

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🦎

[quaint zinc]

Man I don’t get the trend of people muting themselves while talking in a google meeting

[bleak warren]

probably don't want everyone to hear them fart

[dreamy knoll]

Smudge imma give u 500 lizards

[quaint zinc]

Here is someone spamming raising their hand button to get attention

[bleak warren]

what am i gonna do with all them lizards???

[dreamy knoll]

Sell them, pet them, put them into dragon cosplays

[zinc frigate]

[bleak warren]

hi autmnmnmnmnmn

[urban valve]

👾

[quaint zinc]

He unmuted
Let’s gooooooooooooo!!!
Now we can continue the totally posh company meeting

[zinc frigate]

Hi smudgeeeeeeeee

[proper crest]

Agh

Why are we always dragged into pointless conversations with family
They don’t want our input why are we even part of the conversation

[zinc frigate]

[dreamy knoll]

Wanna swap places?

[proper crest]

Honestly yea
We would

So many stuff

Going on

[short orbit]

Huh

[dreamy knoll]

So u wanna stream?

[proper crest]

We aren’t as like
Entertaining as you

Hm

[languid garnet]

i worry that if i ever become a streamer i will run out of interesting things in like 5 days

[timber oriole]

Hi

[cedar juniper]

Fr twin

[bleak warren]

part of the problem is that too many people want to become streamers

things get oversaturated

1000s of people can't even get 10 viewers a stream because there's too many streamers to watch

[languid garnet]

i mean it's also that some people just want to be a streamer to be a streamer
you gotta actually want to be there to entertain because it's what you love to do

[bleak warren]

yeah some people want to do it just because they think it's a quick buck

[proper crest]

You also gotta be relatively unique to get started as well

[bleak warren]

and other people are convinced they can do it when they don't have the right personality for it at all

[proper crest]

Oh we got the wrong personaity
All alters are horrible for streaming ;-;

[urban valve]

blegh

[proper crest]

We aren’t very reactive

[languid garnet]

i'm not even alt
i'm just too tired for that shi

[tired temple]

It was pretty fun watching Caseoh endure subliminal

[opaque oak]

WHAT

[tired temple]

I can’t say “playing” because that implies fun was involved in the process

[lapis pendant]

tung tung sahur vs odin din don orcalero orcalas SIX SEVEENNN wait... 60...61..62...63...64...65....66..67 67 SIX SEVEEEEN MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO 💀 TA TA TA SAHUR THOSE WHO KNOWS ☠️ BALKAN RAGE BRAZILtung tung sahur vs odin din don orcalero orcalas SIX SEVEENNN wait... 60...61..62...63...64...65....66..67 67 SIX SEVEEEEN MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO 💀 TA TA TA SAHUR THOSE WHO KNOWS ☠️ BALKAN RAGE BRAZIL

[tired temple]

Shut up

[opaque oak]

Sybau

[bleak warren]

if you do this again you're getting timed out for an hour

[lapis pendant]

sorry sir

[languid grove]

[urban valve]

well spoken

[lapis pendant]

ok sorry sir

[zinc frigate]

I just stream for fun ngl. I like talking to people

[urban valve]

oooooh

[bleak warren]

sir

[zinc frigate]

That’s not a sir

[opaque oak]

Smudge a ma’am

[lapis pendant]

oh

[proper crest]

That’s a vibe honestly

[tired temple]

That’s a gra’am

[bleak warren]

nobody reads profiles lol

[languid grove]

HELP

[tired temple]

Grandma ma’am

[lapis pendant]

sorry ma'am

ok i die now bye

diez

[zinc frigate]

I like both making videos and streaming it’s both fun even if I don’t get a ton of people watching

[bleak warren]

maybe i'll try it again someday soon. but i'd have to believe a lot of people want to see it

[zinc frigate]

I’d watch if I’m home for it

[opaque oak]

Your pfp is clearly feminine therefore woman, I thought it would be obvious

[quaint zinc]

This is the first i read after i raged over in this meeting

[cedar juniper]

How good does your equipment have to be to start streaming?

[quaint zinc]

Great things to come back to

[dreamy knoll]

yes me

[bleak warren]

THANK YOU HOLY FUCK. i keep thinking it's weird that so many people think i'm a guy because i honestly don't think i give that off

[gritty temple]

Real you got feminine aura

[proper crest]

Yea you
Really dont give off that vibe ;-;

You don’t have the man energy

[undone cypress]

what energy do i give off

[bleak warren]

feminine gremlin

[gritty temple]

I need to have a more androgynous aura it disturbs me when people call me ma’am or she too much

[proper crest]

Hedgehog

[tired temple]

I flat out don’t have an energy

[opaque oak]

Grape soda

[bleak warren]

i think of you dead center

[gritty temple]

YIPEEEE

[proper crest]

What energy does we give

[bleak warren]

a flock of geese

[urban valve]

the energy

[opaque oak]

Hjönk

[tired temple]

I’m the leader

[dreamy knoll]

i thought u were just arch

[tired temple]

That was my old username fun fact

[gritty temple]

[proper crest]

The is a good response

[gritty temple]

Hee hee

[opaque oak]

Michael Jackson

[gritty temple]

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[opaque oak]

Shamone 🕺

[unreal kiln]

Bro my hb ordered an Arby's horsey burger

[gritty temple]

NOM NOM

[cedar juniper]

If you could have any power in the world, what would you have?

[unreal kiln]

This was the most vile thing my tastebuds have ever touched

[proper crest]

Music we vibing
Hmhm
We’ve memories most
Song
Yes

[opaque oak]

Bro ordered from the poop factory

[gritty temple]

Shapeshifting

[bleak warren]

teleportation

[tired temple]

Teleport so I can steal stuff

[unreal kiln]

Everything else we got at Arby's was amazing

[proper crest]

Teleportations

[urban valve]

Arby's is good

[bleak warren]

the movie Jumper would like a word with you

[opaque oak]

Read minds, I’d be able to manipulate everyone with the info I’d gain

[unreal kiln]

But the stupid goddamn horsey burger was so bad

[proper crest]

Shapeshifting would be nice but like we can steal the hormones ;-;

Logic

[cedar juniper]

I would want a power to create everything

[unreal kiln]

It's a half pound roast beef with no cheese and horsey sauce

[urban valve]

stealing hormones is bad

stealing in general

[proper crest]

It’s borrowing
Permanently

[bleak warren]

i have given this some thought in the past, and i've realized, there are some things i would read that i would never, ever want to see in my own mind, and that alone steers me away from it

[cedar juniper]

Ok

[proper crest]

Knowing what people are thinking means you know their thoughts
The things they hide
It becomes difficult to have friends and stuff

[opaque oak]

I’m evil asf I’m using everyone’s deepest darkest secrets to get what I want

[elfin wing]

i still feel like that "power of the author" thing would be pretty funny

[opaque oak]

Knowledge is power

[bleak warren]

hm

i don't think i could do that

[elfin wing]

knowledge is more of a curse than anything

[ripe wharf]

Dude-
Popeyes x one piece meal

[bleak warren]

i don't want to gain on the losses of others

doesn't feel right to me

[proper crest]

This is why we had no memories and no knowledge:3

[proper crest]

Very moral Waow

[undone cypress]

i do

[sonic otter]

Haha vary funny

[opaque oak]

Super speed would also be cool

[elfin wing]

is perception included in that

[bleak warren]

my only goal in life is to leave the world a slightly better place than i found it. if i'm at least a tiny bit of a positive influence on anyone, i'll be happy

[unreal kiln]

Time stop so that I can finally slow down and not waste my time

[proper crest]

An admirable goal

[elfin wing]

you helped me realize i used to be a dumbass and change from it
you're very much a positive influence

[urban valve]

my goal is to live until i die

[undone cypress]

this

[bleak warren]

i still feel bad about that but it makes me happy to know i could help you somehow

[elfin wing]

don't feel bad about it, I needed it

[proper crest]

Don’t got no goals
We vibe

[cedar juniper]

Same

[drowsy bridge]

Petting a cat rn

[reef zealot]

Woa

[cedar juniper]

What do the cat look like?

[bleak warren]

dude i love my cat so much

[reef zealot]

[drowsy bridge]

Life is good

[opaque oak]

I don’t wanna run across the country at Mach 3 in 5 seconds but in my perception it takes like a month, that would suck

[proper crest]

Oo
See
Show

[reef zealot]

Cats are cool

[bleak warren]

his name is buttons and he is my son and i love him

[opaque oak]

Idk if I worded this good but you get my point

[drowsy bridge]

#animals

[gritty temple]

Love seeing this reply and all discord shows that you reply to is “my only goal in life is to leave”

[bleak warren]

lmao

[elfin wing]

well also, if your perception can't keep up, you'd run into a wall before you could even process a wall being there
super speed with everything, including brain processing, would be super cool

[reef zealot]

My friend has a cat and one night when i was over the cat came over and climbed into my lap and just sat there while we were playing some knockoff mario party game

[proper crest]

Cats are so cute and silly
If only we weren’t allergic ):

[cedar juniper]

Are you a cat or a dog person?

Me personally I like dogs

[elfin wing]

bird.

[reef zealot]

I prefer dogs but like
Theyre both very cool and cute an silly

[gritty temple]

I’m a bunny person and Smudge is a dragon person

[bleak warren]

dogs are some of the sweetest and most wonderful creatures alive, but i vibe more with cats

[reef zealot]

Im fox

[elfin wing]

birds better

[proper crest]

Birds are nice

[reef zealot]

Which im told is just dog and cat combined

[bleak warren]

reptiles are my favorite though

[elfin wing]

who doesn't love a 24/7 screaming creature

[cedar juniper]

Burgers are smart better and nice. I like them in my tummy.

[reef zealot]

Dog software on cat hardware or something

:3

[proper crest]

Snakes are nice tho
They are like
They looks so cool

[bleak warren]

reptiles are my favorite, then birds, then cats

[drowsy bridge]

The cat is currently kneading my leg

[opaque oak]

Could just constantly vibrate and run through the walls or smth

[cedar juniper]

Penguins are so cute and cool

[drowsy bridge]

Thankfully I have pants

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[reef zealot]

Boop

[drowsy bridge]

True!

[reef zealot]

Woof

[narrow atlas]

When I’m older I wanna learn how to take care of a scorpion

[urban valve]

when im older i want to learn how to take care of myself

[bleak warren]

some people never learn that

[cedar juniper]

Why

[gritty temple]

When I’m older I wanna

[narrow atlas]

Specifically desert ones. I love the species native to south east North America

[cedar juniper]

Why

[elfin wing]

when im older i wanna be able to live not in america

[narrow atlas]

Cause they’re awesome. Scorpions are my favorite type of arachnid, and I personally find them cute

[bleak warren]

i want to live past 100, but based on my family history, past 70 will be difficult

[opaque oak]

Did I just catch yall wanting to be shit?!

[drowsy bridge]

Real, love my state but it’s too expensive

[elfin wing]

golden reference

[coral token]

Pomegranate

[urban valve]

fales

[reef zealot]

Me when im blue

[cedar juniper]

That’s a very debatable question

[drowsy bridge]

Well, Seattle maybe

[bleak warren]

i would never take you for granate

[drowsy bridge]

Seattle is cool

[urban valve]

good one

[reef zealot]

Da ba dee da ba diiii

[urban valve]

taking that and claiming it as mine

[narrow atlas]

That was a statement, and not debatable as it is my own personal tastes

[opaque oak]

I always hated the color blue…wanna know why? ||No reason||

[cedar juniper]

My bad I meant statement

[coral token]

Still not debatable

[gritty temple]

I will transform into a large tortoise and become very old

[urban valve]

bedatable

[coral token]

As it's still an opinion

[reef zealot]

Im trying to be

[tired temple]

The dragonfruit was a mistake

[coral token]

"i like strawberries" "well that statement is debatable"

No tf is not

[drowsy bridge]

Like in game or irl?

[urban valve]

do you really like strawberries?

[tired temple]

Irl

[reef zealot]

They shouldve named it like “pinkfruit” or something that shit is not dragon shaped

[coral token]

Yes I do

[cedar juniper]

Are you sure about that?

[urban valve]

think deeply, many bugs and parasites could be lurking if unwashed

[coral token]

Unless you're allergic, I won't trust someone who doesn't like them

[tired temple]

It’s pink and spiked and comes from a cactus it looks dragony

[opaque oak]

Not even fucking berries

[coral token]

Extra protein to my fruit

Awesome

[tired temple]

The wolf spider cherries

[drowsy bridge]

I ate strawberries recently

[narrow atlas]

I really wanna try to obtain a Giant Desert Scorpion when I do start trying to obtain a scorpion

[urban valve]

replacing the seeds with tapeworm eggs

[coral token]

They aren't straws either

[reef zealot]

Anyways im eepy so gnini yall

[tired temple]

Bananas are more berry than strawberries

[drowsy bridge]

😭 ???

[cedar juniper]

Strawberries are not a berry

[tired temple]

Bye tiff

[gritty temple]

If I was allergic to strawberries I would travel to the mountains and study the ancient texts to become a wizard and make myself not allergic to strawberries

[coral token]

Are those the ones that get larger in your stomach and make you lose weight

[timber oriole]

[tired temple]

Yeah

[narrow atlas]

Captain crunch OOPS! All tapeworms eggs

[coral token]

Those are great

[urban valve]

i think so

[coral token]

I'll have two servings please

[opaque oak]

Fun fact: Both the main characters of Veggietales (Bob The Tomato & Larry The Cucumber) aren’t vegetables, they’re fruits

[tired temple]

I for one would not like a young organism growing inside me and stealing my nutrients as it grows up inside me

[drowsy bridge]

Could you use them as tape?

[urban valve]

they bite so yesh

[tired temple]

Forbidden ribbon

[coral token]

No strawberry for you

[cedar juniper]

I like ducks, especially in my tummy

[drowsy bridge]

[dreamy knoll]

duck

[drowsy bridge]

[dreamy knoll]

hru

[urban valve]

i dont like blueberries because the inside isnt blue

[drowsy bridge]

Good, how are you?

[dreamy knoll]

regret watching american idiots behind the whee

[opaque oak]

Blueberries are purble

[drowsy bridge]

Damn

[cedar juniper]

Why

[opaque oak]

The whee?

[dreamy knoll]

wheel

[opaque oak]

What did they do to the whee?

Is the whee ok?

[dreamy knoll]

pain

no

[lethal sierra]

Aaaaaaaaaa

[drowsy bridge]

Chat should I download PVZ again?

[cedar juniper]

Get caught by Batman or get caught by Spider-Man

[bleak warren]

easy one. spiderman would just hand you over to the cops. batman would make you regret it

[cedar juniper]

Get caught by Moon Knight or get caught by Batman

[drowsy bridge]

I’m getting Pvz

[bleak warren]

that one's more difficult

[cedar juniper]

I’m not gonna get a plane crash into me. I’m gonna go with Batman.

[tired temple]

Moon knight it depends on if it’s like the chill one or not

[cedar juniper]

Also, I’m not trying to throw hands with somebody who literally talks to a God on a daily basis

[bleak warren]

oscar issac is kinda....

[tired temple]

Hot?

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[bleak warren]

yeah

[tired temple]

🤝🏻

It’d be nice if Apple made it so you could change the skin tones of the individual hands separately on that emoji

[bleak warren]

uh huh

[elfin wing]

i have the urge to buy a rapier

[lapis pendant]

guys i need to admit something....
i am a kirby main

[verbal anchor]

Gehe! Haiii!!

[elfin wing]

[verbal anchor]

Also dew it. They're cool

[verbal anchor]

I have something to show to you! To dms we go!

[urban valve]

who is WE

[verbal anchor]

Me and Gehe

[warm plaza]

i have a sai blade lmao

[urban valve]

mitochondria

[warm plaza]

huhhh

[urban valve]

the powerhouse of the cell

[warm plaza]

oh

okay😭

[left sierra]

I'm just gonna ask a question, and there's no right or wrong answers here

[warm plaza]

okay?

[left sierra]

What is the best snack drink combo?

[elfin wing]

where'd you get that piano

[verbal anchor]

Kool-aid and Popcorn

[warm plaza]

dr p w sweet tart ropes

[languid garnet]

arnold palmer + cajun fries

[elfin wing]

i dunno but chocolate and water is a good mix unironically

[left sierra]

I was just gonna say, Cadbury Creme Eggs with a glass of milk is oddly... good?

[narrow atlas]

A new day

[warm plaza]

lmao not chocolate and milk?

[elfin wing]

i mean that's still good

[languid garnet]

specifically dark chocolate and ice water

[warm plaza]

OKAY VALID

[elfin wing]

chocolate and water is just good

[left sierra]

I've not heard of that combo, may try that out sometime

[warm plaza]

i do enjoy me a good ice cold glass of water when im thirsty

[elfin wing]

milk chocolate and room temp water is a good mix too

[languid garnet]

did you know that when you are thirsty, you should drink water? 99% of doctors agree you should!

[warm plaza]

that explains everythinggggg

no wonder my doctor said i was dying for a dumb reasonnnn

[left sierra]

Who tf is the 1% who doesn't?!

[warm plaza]

jk jk

[elfin wing]

they work at failing morgues

[languid garnet]

they aren't very good doctors

[warm plaza]

im sayin bro

[elfin wing]

they need more business

[dreamy knoll]

look in dms

[left sierra]

A mortician doesn't have to be a doctor

[languid garnet]

i just realized i might as well have leaked my address

[elfin wing]

thus the 1%

[warm plaza]

well ima gtb yall so goodnighttt

[elfin wing]

that combo is served all over the place

[left sierra]

Listen, the common combo here is double double with a chipotle wrap, if you know the slang, you can probably say where you can get it from

[languid garnet]

bro it's like bread and butter where i live

you go to the gas station and buy an arnold palmer
then go to cook out and get some good ass fries

[bleak warren]

soooo

definitely in south

[left sierra]

slams table
Birmingham in 'Bama

[proper crest]

100% of people who drink water die

[bleak warren]

but 100% of people who don't drink water also die

you can't win

[proper crest]

It’s also not a good idea to drink water when you are thirsty you ahve to drink water before you get thirsty

[proper crest]

It’s inconvenient
We are going to solve this

[left sierra]

Remember. Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets ass arguments

[bleak warren]

hi

don't talk about that here, thanks

[ripe wharf]

Oh
Sorry

[faint olive]

Hello peoples

Except you Fred

[undone cypress]

jerry

[languid garnet]

yup: the great north carolina - 1st in flight, 49th in education, 50th in pretty much everything else except donuts (we gave the rest of the US krispy kreme)

[left sierra]

Hey, don't discredit one other huge thing you helped develop and produce.

[bleak warren]

thanks for the racetracks

[languid garnet]

charlotte motor speedway

[lethal sierra]

What kind of bullshit is that? Not good to drink water when you are thirsty?

[bleak warren]

and rockingham.

[left sierra]

And the GOAT Michael Jordan outta UNC

[proper crest]

You have to drink it before you get thirsty
It’s unhealthy to wait till you are thirsty
Which
Sounds odd but eh

[languid garnet]

and like 200 others, there a bunch of dirt tracks with plenty of nascar history in the middle of nowhere here

[lethal sierra]

The whole point of water is to hydrate that makes no sense at all lol

[bleak warren]

yup yup

[proper crest]

You gotta like see the future

[elfin wing]

hm

debating whether to get a sabre, a khopesh, a longsword, or a rapier

[limber trellis]

beware of oobus

[proper crest]

Oh damn that’s a
Hm
Long sword

But khopesh

[ripe wharf]

Longsword

[dusky river]

Bowie knife

Almost a saber but still a knife

[undone cypress]

i really want a kukri

[kind skiff]

khopesh

[dreamy knoll]

smudge

[bleak warren]

yeh

[dreamy knoll]

🦎

[zinc frigate]

[bleak warren]

liiiizard

[narrow atlas]

Like irl?

[elfin wing]

yep
probably going to go with both a longsword and rapier next paycheck

not real ones but trainers

[narrow atlas]

I’d say it all matters based on your aesthetic

[elfin wing]

I'd love to get a full steel rapier but I do not have 400 bucks to spare

[narrow atlas]

Rapier would probably suit you best

[languid garnet]

why does it lowk look like it has the beats logo on it

[zinc frigate]

Totally didn’t send this as a ref image so I can have estrogen as an item on my island

[narrow atlas]

You seem more of a cloak, and fancy noble clothes guy than an armored knight

[elfin wing]

yep that'd be me
cloak and graceful weaponry

I love how fluid rapiers and sabres are

[verbal anchor]

Autumn!

[drowsy bridge]

Random thought, when y’all are reading like a fantasy series, do y’all ever think “damn, imagine how a tank would perform in this scenario”?

[narrow atlas]

I love the side arms that tend to used with them as well

[drowsy bridge]

Or like modern weaponry in general?

Because apparently my friend also does that

[elfin wing]

usually parrying daggers

[drowsy bridge]

[zinc frigate]

My miis can now get estrogen hehehehehe

[narrow atlas]

Dueling pistols, maybe a small parrying dagger, or one of those parrying shrouds

[steady owl]

Pack it up I did it first 😭

[elfin wing]

I do love how cloaks were actually used as sidearms historically

[narrow atlas]

I love those. Just thick ass blankets that you can use to grab the enemies blade

[zinc frigate]

I totally didn’t steal it from a completely separate person

[elfin wing]

doubles as nice clothing in winter too!

[zinc frigate]

Giving my mii an estrogen pill

[steady owl]

Wait I wanna see how you did yours

[narrow atlas]

Truly a weapon of a resourceful warrior

I’m personally very fond of maces, and blunt force weapons

[elfin wing]

gotta love greathammers

meteorhammers blend blunt force with grace pretty well

[narrow atlas]

Which I would also count a shield as one of those. I love it in media when someone clobbers a person with a shield

[narrow atlas]

A one handed flanged mace will always be my favorite

There’s so many cool designs you can do with them

[elfin wing]

fair, fair

I've always liked morningstars myself

especially the ones with the real fucking gnarly spikes
even though those were rare because resources and difficulty

[narrow atlas]

Something I like seeing in games is when a giant boss uses a one handed mace, and if you can use it than you have to use it as a Morningstar

I wish flails were actually effective weapons in history

[plush bone]

why can i still remember the "onita, i have a-"

[inland cypress]

Yoo

[burnt merlin]

How????

[elfin wing]

#gaming
sawpunching got a HUGE buff

[burnt merlin]

Wait so saws stack damage when punched??

[elfin wing]

each saw does 2x it's damage when punched
can't go above 2x damage but with chainsaws, it's CRAZY
because chainsaws hit like 3 or 4 times so if you stack a ton of chainsaws, all while doing 2x damage...

before the fraud patch, sawpunching would still double damage but it would remove the damage if they were on a magnet
now, they don't

[burnt merlin]

Ooooooh

I'm guessing we might see some new world records then

[elfin wing]

most likely, yeah

I was like 18 seconds off from a world record run of P-1

it's genuinely such a broken mechanic, it will NEED. a nerf eventually

[burnt merlin]

Oh nice

Congrats

[elfin wing]

it's honestly so easy to do now, anyone could do it

though flesh prison is still a bitch to do

[burnt merlin]

Also yeah, it'll probably get nerfed since that'd just break early levels

[elfin wing]

especially because the chainsaw + magnet combo can be acquired literally in 1-1

but sawblades alone can totally break boss fights because all you need to do is place a sawtrap down, punch them, and you can already crush over 50% of most boss health

[burnt merlin]

New way to bully v2

[elfin wing]

i mean, i barely did a setup for that sisyphus clip and I left him with 1 coin of health

guarantee this is going to be immediately nerfed like the omeganuke

[thorny arch]

hi everyone

this is house m.d.

[burnt merlin]

At least coin techs aren't nerfed yet and don't seem to be getting nerfed any time soon

Probably because it takes a lot of practice and a bit of setup

[elfin wing]

true

certain coin techs are only viable for long intros too, like deadcoining

so they aren't TOTALLY busted, just in certain scenarios

[burnt merlin]

If used properly and at the right time they're completely broken

[narrow mantle]

Y’all wanna play gartic

[urban valve]

i just made sum bullllshiit

[undone cypress]

gartic more like fartic

[narrow mantle]

Ohhhhhhh danmmmmmmm.

[drowsy bridge]

Munching on some croissant thing rn

How are y’all

[humble geyser]

Tired

1:26 am

[drowsy bridge]

Brorrack Brobama

[drowsy bridge]

I see, sleep well!

[humble geyser]

Yep

[rancid bloom]

heya

[round vale]

Tf

[bleak warren]

🤫

[undone cypress]

meow

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[quaint zinc]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

[short orbit]

What’s your fav cookie

[round vale]

White chocolate macadamia

[vernal mist]

Now you have good taste.

What are ya'll going to send this monday for the next ylyl?

[dreamy knoll]

tim tam

[zinc frigate]

[short orbit]

Cool

[dreamy knoll]

hydro

[zinc frigate]

Veemo

[dreamy knoll]

hru

[burnt merlin]

Wsg Broklin Brosevelt

[zinc frigate]

I’m fine, trying to get myself to do something other than just play tomodachi life all evening

[drowsy bridge]

Reading peak rn, how are you?

[dreamy knoll]

fair enough

[burnt merlin]

Eh. Just woke up

[zinc frigate]

Hbu

[drowsy bridge]

Splendid

[dreamy knoll]

im gud just reacting to dumbasses in cars

[zinc frigate]

Ah nice

[dreamy knoll]

going well suprisingly

[burnt merlin]

What are you reading btw?

[drowsy bridge]

Omniscient reader’s viewpoint

It’s on webtoons

[burnt merlin]

Oo nice
Might check it out

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[distant moss]

wsg my dudes?

dead?

sadge

[drowsy bridge]

I want to tell you about one of my favorite characters but it’s like heavy spoilers😭

Like they only appear after about 200 chapters

[wheat smelt]

Hey guys I can't sleep rn 😊

[distant moss]

lovely people

[wheat smelt]

Indeed

W cat 🐱

[short orbit]

Me neither my eyes hurt like shi

[stoic knoll]

oof

[short orbit]

I’m dying

[wheat smelt]

Yea but also I don't wanna fall asleep because I know tomorrow is the last day before I have to go back to school

[stoic knoll]

man, I'm dead

[short orbit]

Fr

I fucking hate school

[wheat smelt]

Mee too twin 🫰✨

[drowsy bridge]

Telescope time!

[short orbit]

I have state testing

I don’t wanna go back

[wheat smelt]

Yeah I only have english for this last semester tho so only one more day 🥹

[short orbit]

FAHH SO LUCKY

Bro it’s pitch black

In the room

Check your dms that’s my room rn

[burnt merlin]

Gah dayum

[dreamy knoll]

you

[zinc frigate]

[dreamy knoll]

hydro guess wut

[zinc frigate]

Huh

[tired temple]

AUTUMN NO

[zinc frigate]

[zinc frigate]

Huh

[tired temple]

Chicken butt

[dreamy knoll]

🍪

[zinc frigate]

You’re going in the lake

[steady owl]

Miku just got the death note

[steady owl]

[dreamy knoll]

enjoy

[drowsy bridge]

I started last week, there’s 300 chapters out rn

AND THEY’RE ALL PEAK🗣️

[burnt merlin]

Btw duck
Remember that video I told I've been looking for for like
Probably a year now?

[river spindle]

I remember making out with someone when I was in third grade

[upbeat copper]

I don't like the earth

[dreamy knoll]

Blehhh

[upbeat copper]

Go sleep stinky

[dreamy knoll]

Nah got summoned to something

[upbeat copper]

FAHHH

[dreamy knoll]

Imma be annoying u next time i do something

[zinc frigate]

Wow

I was so fast in this mission I’m in the top 50% for speedrunning this level

[tired gull]

I posted one good picture of my vampire shrimp in animals

[dreamy knoll]

Nice

[zinc frigate]

Gonna try to go faster

[undone cypress]

uh huh
yeap
anything else?

[zinc frigate]

Oh lower ranking but faster

37 fucking seconds

[dreamy knoll]

Gud luck hydro

[river spindle]

Shhhh I'm learning Italian on duolingo

[river spindle]

Okay now what

Oh uh
Nah that's it

[slender goblet]

I’m simply a bunny

[upbeat copper]

[zinc frigate]

DAMNIT STILL 772/2204 HOW DID I GET A BAD RANKING

[upbeat copper]

I go back to sleep because cramps are making me upset

[drowsy bridge]

I don’t think so

Did you find it?

[zinc frigate]

HOW AM OVER 20 SECONDS SLOWER THAN THE WORLDS FASTEST RUN

I’m at 50 they’re at 25

[dreamy knoll]

Damn

[zinc frigate]

This hitman mission is easy I just keep getting spotted. But I had a thought

[dreamy knoll]

Damn

[south raven]

New mission:

[zinc frigate]

My speedrunner brain thinking

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🥕

[zinc frigate]

🐰

Ok fuck because I don’t got any propane tanks on my route it wouldn’t be easy

[dreamy knoll]

Damn

[slender goblet]

I really don’t care if i get banned but. Tbh jimmys videos have really actually been a reason i stilk try to do stuff each day. Well why im kinda glad to be alive, it’s probabnly one of the few genuine joys in have in my life

[urban valve]

👾

[loud tulip]

same, they make me feel better

[graceful phoenix]

if you got 100% of your calories from peanut butter, you would go through a 4 lb tub in 5 days

[drowsy bridge]

I AM BACK ON MY BULLSHIT🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥

[dreamy knoll]

You

[graceful phoenix]

YOU!

[dreamy knoll]

Hallo

[graceful phoenix]

i have officially run out of peanut butter

i must walk to win-co tomorrow

[dreamy knoll]

Dam

[graceful phoenix]

ive only got 1 month of this college year left, so i dont think imma buy another 4 pounder. Maybe ill get a smaller jar of some higher quality peanut butter.

[dreamy knoll]

Nice

[burnt merlin]

Yup

check dms

[zinc frigate]

Why do I always do this to myself

It’s so late I should be asleeeeeeeep

[wide storm]

Me with a terrible migraine yet I still play video games and go on Discord

[ruby zealot]

Ash!

[wide storm]

Can you get rid of this headache for me?

[ruby zealot]

Transferring it to rosé

[twin lake]

My package

Dpd has been given info about it

Waitin for more info

[ruby zealot]

Its gone?

[twin lake]

Nah

[copper sedge]

Today's wordle is stand

[primal spire]

tysm not scott

but you just spoiled the fun for literally everyone else

[copper sedge]

lmao

[remote sundial]

Thank you so much

[real python]

Not wii u

[zinc frigate]

Oh shoot Minecraft dungeons with all its dlc is half off on steam

[twin lake]

[zinc frigate]

So you can get the game with all its DLC for the same price as just buying the base game

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[proper crest]

Wait what
We used to play minecraft dungeons so much
Don’t buy the dlcs if you randomise enough you unlock them all ;-;

[ornate kernel]

I am water cooling my fan because it overheats easily 😔

[proper crest]

The humble freezer

[ornate kernel]

Mama mia

OH SHIT THE WATER IS DRIPPING ON THE WIRES

[steady owl]

I somehow have already finished Tomadachi Life: Living the Dream

I didn’t even know the game would have an ending

[bright mica]

I guess you ended living the dream

[proper crest]

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[proper crest]

:3

Art is nice

[dreamy knoll]

thats gud

[ruby zealot]

I DID IT

[river cipher]

You got woke

[ruby zealot]

I P RANKED 5-3

[thin prairie]

[ruby zealot]

I DID IT I PRANKED ACT 2

Now for the Sisyphus

[dawn orchid]

BAKUSHINNNN

[rancid goblet]

Mods get him

[light steppe]

General chat

[quiet basalt]

How is everyone today

[quiet basalt]

You…

[thin prairie]

Gulp.....

[thin prairie]

[quiet basalt]

gone

[steady owl]

Oh wait I’m stupid

I woke up from the dream. Haha

[ruby zealot]

Hi akari

[quiet basalt]

heyo

[ripe burrow]

fard

[river cipher]

yesh :3

[arctic girder]

hi

[obtuse marten]

Pranked

[rancid goblet]

Yes?

[arctic girder]

i wasnt talking about you

[rancid goblet]

Oh :(

Rude

[arctic girder]

wa?

[rancid goblet]

It sounded rude

[sharp geyser]

||if you read this you are a fish||

[formal yarrow]

Hey everyone

[verbal anchor]

Hallo

[bright mica]

I don’t trust this thing…

[onyx igloo]

Blub blub blub blub blub blub (somebody please tell me what it says, I won't unspoil it)

[indigo hull]

you've been turned into a fish

[onyx igloo]

[sharp geyser]

trust

[bright mica]

No thanks

[livid warren]

Rada rada ra

[quaint crest]

Where do I submit memes?

[languid garnet]

for the ylyl in #ylyl-entries

when they are open

[quaint crest]

Thank you!

[light steppe]

you a star wars fan are you

[livid warren]

I am, but you weren't asking me

[livid warren]

Freedom is the right of all sentient beings

[gritty temple]

Real shit

[obtuse marten]

Sunday school wasn't that bad actually

[light steppe]

AAWOOOWWAAAWOWOOOOOWAAA

[coral token]

@languid grove

you wouldn't believe this

[indigo hull]

Real Shit when Fake Piss walks in

[ripe burrow]

trye

pipi und kaki in pipikakaland

[digital lava]

🐟

[quiet basalt]

Yeah I don’t think I would either

[ruby zealot]

huh?

[hot magnet]

Banana Jimmy

[languid grove]

What’s up

[hot magnet]

Hello

[short orbit]

Hello

[coral token]

i asked my dad for a white monster on his way back home

and he got me 4 collection brazilian flavors lmao

#photos-and-videos would you look at that

[languid grove]

Make sure to not drink all 4 in one day or you’ll probably flop over and die

[ruby zealot]

thales could probs survive

[coral token]

i want one special limited edition one that is not sold anymore and it's like 17 British pounds/ 22 dollars

[languid grove]

What one is it?

[coral token]

it's a F1 limited edition one that was sold by the current world champion british lando norris

it was sold for a window of time but it's not available anymore

[languid grove]

Oh I see

[coral token]

they sell it on like amazon but it's like 7 times more expensive than a regular one ofc

[ruby zealot]

well damn

[languid grove]

What flavour is it

[ruby zealot]

yuzu melon

[real python]

We gotta send you a shipment

[ruby zealot]

or honey melon

[coral token]

It's melon yuzu

[ruby zealot]

[coral token]

and it's zero sugar!

[real python]

I can still pick them up in shops around town

[coral token]

I never saw it here 🙁

[ruby zealot]

same here

[languid grove]

WHUH

[real python]

Yeah they're still sold here

Because he's from here

[languid grove]

I’ve never seen them, wait actually lemme google what they look like

[coral token]

i haven't seen it, and if it's being sold in like ebay like that, it means it's probably not on the shelves anymore here

[languid grove]

Oh nevermind I see these ones all the time LMAO

[real python]

Yeah lmao

[coral token]

ofc they're all over the UK pft

send me 25

[real python]

I prefer the one they made for Rossi

[coral token]

bitch i didn't ask send me 25

[real python]

I'll send you 25 empty cans

[coral token]

kills you

[real python]

Bleh

[ruby zealot]

i like the lewis hamilton one

[real python]

Real

[languid grove]

Now I’m craving a monster but I haven’t eaten yet, I have some sort of stomach bug

[reef zealot]

[coral token]

ubisoft at it again

[coral token]

i used to love him

then he started dating kim kardashian

and now he openly admitted in an interview to using AI for everything

[ruby zealot]

eat the can

[coral token]

😬

[dusky river]

Big yikes

[coral token]

so much for ''i care about the environment and i am a vegan''

but alas, rich people are always fake

[indigo hull]

i only know who Lewis Hamilton is because of Cars 2

[coral token]

anyways i am making empanadassss

[dusky river]

Goated movie

[coral token]

no empanadas emoji, discord this is racist

[dusky river]

Ima be eating crawfish/crayfish

🦞

[languid grove]

I need to get my ass up and out of bed

[short orbit]

I didn’t sleep last night so getting up was easy

Kinda

[coral token]

eabod

[ruby zealot]

yummers

w eats

[coral token]

uwu

[ruby zealot]

-w-

[gritty temple]

[reef zealot]

The triple

Oh baby a trippple
Oh yeah

[languid grove]

Thales can you cook me some food please

I’m legit about to make some garlic bread for lunch because there is nothing else

[ruby zealot]

egg

[ruby zealot]

egg sandwitch

[languid grove]

Damnit I should of made that

I already put the garlic bread in the oven

[coral token]

you have time gurl

[ruby zealot]

god why are eggs so good

[indigo hull]

entirely depends on how its made

[ruby zealot]

egg sandwich with the bacon

🤤

[toxic horizon]

beans

[indigo hull]

at that point throw a slice of cheddar cheese on it

[toxic horizon]

hell yeah

[indigo hull]

come full circle with a Bacon, Egg, and Cheese sandwich

[ruby zealot]

...you could sell that for...20 dollars

maybe even 10

[indigo hull]

it would probably cost more than that in ingredients alone

[ruby zealot]

with some chips and a pink lemonade

DAMN

give me a minute and ill devour that

[indigo hull]

true

[languid grove]

Gurl I’m not going to eat an egg sandwich AND a full sized garlic bread

[bleak warren]

egg sandwich on garlic bread

[ruby zealot]

HERESY

THE COUNCIL DOES NOT APPROVE OF THIS MONSTROSITY

[bleak warren]

the council sounds like a bunch of weenies who can't appreciate garlic bread

[ruby zealot]

into the pancake prison you go

[bleak warren]

i mean i'm just gonna eat my way out of there

[ruby zealot]

its covered in candle wax 10 layers of them

[languid grove]

That one Chiikawa scene

[ruby zealot]

and its soggy pancakes

[quaint zinc]

Using different apps on vpn is straight torture

[bleak warren]

i think someone needs to investigate this council this some war crime shit

[indigo hull]

you mean food crimes?

[ruby zealot]

please we control the goverment because we control the food people eat

but we dont talk about the candy brands...

we NEVER talk about them...

[languid grove]

I can’t find a gif of the Chiikawa scene I mean

[quaint zinc]

In a universe out there i have definitely left India to live in a different country cause I can’t use many apps for shit here

[quaint zinc]

TikTok thinks i am German now….

[fervent gull]

EDUCATION IS HAWT

EDUCATION IS IMPORTANT

EDUCATION IS WHAT MAKES YOU

A GOOD GOOD PERSON

YEH

I AM WOMAN, I AM PRUDENT-

[ruby zealot]

I AM FEARLESS I AM PRETTY I AM DIVINE

[ruby zealot]

hi spider

[fervent gull]

Yeh >:D

[thin prairie]

Hello

[fervent gull]

Burg

[indigo hull]

Why does the wind god forsake me

Does he not know the stopping power of the Glock 40?

[ruby zealot]

yell out "FUCK YOU AIOLOS"

[fervent gull]

YOU! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! I HAVE TRIED ANYTHING TO KEEP THESE ALIVE BUT THEY'RE DYING AND ITS ALL BECAUSE OF YOU!

[indigo hull]

I’m gonna start shadowboxing the air

Ts is bullshit

[bleak warren]

a fool's errand

[fervent gull]

Smudge!

[bleak warren]

hi

[fervent gull]

Hai!

Hru?

[bleak warren]

i'm doing ok

you?

[indigo hull]

No that would be all the CEOs trying to tax our oxygen intake

[fervent gull]

Good too!

Oop-

[bleak warren]

ohare air

[fervent gull]

Good too!

[indigo hull]

He used to be the air supplier for Glaggleland

I hated working with that football

[ruby zealot]

he got shot by the goose gun

[indigo hull]

Fun fact, Napoleon was terrified of Geese

It’s believed this fear is what costed him the Battle of Waterloo

When a gaggle of geese ransacked his tent leaving him in panic

This comes from some of the last writings of Michel Ney before his execution

[livid warren]

H U H

[quaint herald]

Huh

[balmy river]

hey

hey guys

hey guys

[left palm]

Hello fine gents how may I post memes in #memes?

It doth not let me

[verbal anchor]

Read #roles

[west sorrel]

Good morning :]

[verbal anchor]

Good morning!

[quaint zinc]

Finally I can now drop the vpn and come back to normal life

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[reef zealot]

[bleak warren]

thank u

[reef zealot]

Full of pizza

Feel like a

[dreamy knoll]

Hai fop

[reef zealot]

w< haiii

[dreamy knoll]

Hope ur well

[grizzled parrot]

Hi guys I’m back after like 10 years

[reef zealot]

I anmm

[reef zealot]

Laying in bed full of pizzaa

[dreamy knoll]

Np smudge

[reef zealot]

w<

[gritty temple]

I need to work on my drawing but my playlist is hitting too hard and I can’t focus