general

[hard dew]

I don't know what causes it, but it gets annoying.

[gleaming falcon]

i hate it sm bc if i try to take a deep breath it hurts and i cant 💔

[hard dew]

Ouch...

[thin prairie]

Meow

[gleaming falcon]

i might just be a weenie hut jr ngl 💔

[tame crest]

Guh.

[thin prairie]

Huh

[hard dew]

It hurts a bit for me too, but less than the pain of not breathing in whilst that's happening...

[radiant bison]

i just had it

[drowsy bridge]

I’m so eeby deeby

[tame crest]

Bubuh.

[hard dew]

Bro is making baby noises in general chat?

And now he's making an illegal joke. That's way worse than mine.

[thin prairie]

Ew

[drowsy bridge]

I think he meant cookie?

I hope he meant cookie

[hard dew]

I think not.

[thin prairie]

Neither

[gleaming falcon]

i second that

[bleak warren]

there is no way he meant cookie

[drowsy bridge]

Speaking of, we made some really good cookies recently

[drowsy bridge]

I was trying to be optimistic

[hard dew]

But I will not elaborate further, for risk of getting into trouble.

[gleaming falcon]

thats lovely ^^

[bleak warren]

tell me about the cookies

[hard dew]

Cookies sure are tasty.

[thin prairie]

I want cookies now

[drowsy bridge]

Chocolate chip cookies with salt on them, I made them with my mom

[thin prairie]

How dare you

[hard dew]

Me too.

[drowsy bridge]

I’m eating cookies now

[thin prairie]

SHAREEEE

[hard dew]

Oh, how nice! Making baked goods with a loved one is always a great tradition.

[gleaming falcon]

lucky duck

[drowsy bridge]

Anyways, how are y’all

[drowsy bridge]

True!!

[gleaming falcon]

i made a pie earlier with my grandpa ^^

[hard dew]

Pretty good, how about yourself?

[drowsy bridge]

Splendid!!

[drowsy bridge]

I’m pretty good

[hard dew]

Wow, what kind of pie?

[gleaming falcon]

im decent ^^

[gleaming falcon]

apple with a lil caramel on the top

[steady owl]

Holy shit I got the Golden Weapons of Spinjitzu

[gleaming falcon]

WHERE

[hard dew]

Oh, that sounds so yummy!

[steady owl]

In my hands

[gleaming falcon]

you dead 💔 im sorry but you dead 💔

[steady owl]

Nuh uh

[gleaming falcon]

WHA

[steady owl]

I’m powerful enough

[gleaming falcon]

HOW

[steady owl]

I even got the Ultimate Weapon

The merged one

[gleaming falcon]

god help us all

[steady owl]

Whatever it was called

[gleaming falcon]

the mega weapon

[steady owl]

Yeah that

I got that one

Also in my hand

[gleaming falcon]

damn

im gonna need to hop on the grind to match that power 💔

[hard dew]

Domain expansion: XBOX LIVE!

Domain expansion: Playstation Plus!

[steady owl]

Switch Online

[hard dew]

Throughout heaven and the earth, I alone am the gamer one.

[dreamy knoll]

🍪

[hard dew]

That shit is the worst subscription service since Roblox got rid of the Builders Club subscription service....

[steady owl]

It’s cheap af idc

It’s only 5 dollars a month

[hard dew]

I never got to enjoy Builder's club when I was young...

[steady owl]

I got to use it a bit

It was ok ig

[hard dew]

Wait, and here I was thinking it was like $19.99 or something.

Or is that with the expansion pass as well?

[steady owl]

I think so?

[hard dew]

Apparently it's $19.99 yearly for an individual membership.

The expansion pack is a whopping $49.99 yearly.

[left sierra]

Mug root beer.

[kind skiff]

[drowsy bridge]

Why is the crop so bad😭

[upbeat breach]

I found it like that

[drowsy bridge]

Crop is so bad, WE’RE GOING TO STARVE

[rancid goblet]

Oh my god first time the chat has been inactive in over 5 minutes

[verbal anchor]

Definitely not the first time but ok

[rancid goblet]

First time Ive seen it

Is it morally okay to listen to Korn on a cemetery?

[marsh ibex]

[thin prairie]

Egg

[languid grove]

YOUUU

[thin prairie]

What do YOU want

[languid grove]

To annoy you

[thin prairie]

Kills you

[languid grove]

NUH UH

[thin prairie]

Butt you

[tired temple]

hm should i be upset at my friend for sying that they WILL be here today with something I've been waiting for for months but they ended up not showing up?

[thin prairie]

You should be more then upset that's terrible

🫂

[ivory galleon]

😭 keep forgetting that links aren’t allowed in general

[thin prairie]

[olive flicker]

Honley Butt Bitch Barf Burger

[drowsy bridge]

Spotify has been cooking recently

[thin prairie]

BARF?
EXCUSSEEEEEE MEEEE

THE BLASPHEMY

[drowsy bridge]

With these song queues

Peak back to back for multiple songs

Maybe that just means that I’m good at making playlists that I enjoy

[olive flicker]

[thin prairie]

SHUSH YOUR BOOT AY YOU BOOT BUTT

[drowsy bridge]

Why the hell do I have a slipper tan

I don’t wear slippers outside enough anymore to have a tan

😭

I be thinking about IRCCM rn

[ruby zealot]

its math class rn i slept for 3 hours and im sleepy asf rn

[zinc frigate]

WHY CAN THE MIIS GET DEPRESSION

[drowsy bridge]

Where tf did my dad get a reasonably priced prismatic ETB from💀

[ruby zealot]

they getting too real

[drowsy bridge]

It’s still sealed too

[zinc frigate]

One had a crush on another, got turned down so hard he legit got depressed, wouldn’t talk to anyone and just sulked on the beach

Only reason he stopped was a vacation to Oceania

[thin prairie]

Mirroring reality or something

[olive flicker]

Quiet in the library please

[thin prairie]

yelling in the library

[olive flicker]

You will be banned

[thin prairie]

Mb
I say we ban swap from the library

[olive flicker]

Only if he doesnt stop yelling

Honley you would probably like DnD, you should play

[zinc frigate]

[thin prairie]

Maybe but id only play it irl
Not online

[olive flicker]

Real, irl is way better

[thin prairie]

Online brings too many complications I just don't wanna deal with

[olive flicker]

Flying over every week for weekly dnd sessions

[plucky garden]

Hellooooo

[ruby zealot]

im currently being hunted down by the hat man pls help

[verbal anchor]

Hey im not a man

[thin prairie]

Drag swap with you
We can have tea partys 💅

[verbal anchor]

Its hat woman

[ruby zealot]

then its not you

if it was you i would've said hat woman

[olive flicker]

Flerb is attending, no if ands or butts

[ruby zealot]

smh my head

[thin prairie]

Agreed

[olive flicker]

Or we just play fallout 76 together

[plucky garden]

I'm bored, what should I do?

[olive flicker]

Study

[plucky garden]

I am at school

[olive flicker]

Perfect

[plucky garden]

And it's BOOOOORRRRIIIINNGGGGG

Nothing to do

[olive flicker]

Quiet down in the library please

[plucky garden]

I'm sorry 3:

[thin prairie]

Banned from the library

[olive flicker]

No not yet

[thin prairie]

LEMONS

[plucky garden]

Why 3: I apologized

[olive flicker]

Quiet in the library

[thin prairie]

Oh mb
-# lemons!!!

[olive flicker]

Huh

[thin prairie]

Wake up go sleep stand on that chair and sit

[olive flicker]

I know what youre quoting

[thin prairie]

Hop on item asylum we beating up swap

[olive flicker]

I was genuinely gonna say to hop on item asylum in 10 - 15 mins

[thin prairie]

LMAO

[olive flicker]

But im kinda joking but also not really

[thin prairie]

I could but not that long since I've got a meeting at 10

[olive flicker]

I wouldnt be on it that long anyway

[thin prairie]

I say we kill everyone

[olive flicker]

Thinking about doing another baldurs gate run

Baldurs gate but I let honley control my actions

[thin prairie]

That's just death
I know nothing about baldurs gate

[olive flicker]

Very fun

[burnt merlin]

Bald gate

[olive flicker]

Its just DnD but as a video game

You dont need to play 1 and 2 to understand it, but you could to understand more lore

[thin prairie]

Eye see

[olive flicker]

You can either make a custom character or play as one of the few characters you can get along your journey

YOU make the decisions, and there are consequences to certain decisions

[thin prairie]

Sounds cool

[olive flicker]

You can genuinely play it over 10 times and not get bored
At least I didnt

Would buy it for you btw

[plucky garden]

Am I allowed to play geometry dash in the library?

[olive flicker]

But I dont have a ps5 so I cant gift it

[olive flicker]

If its not loud or distracting

[plucky garden]

I will play with no volume

[thin prairie]

I can afford it
Might check it out later

[olive flicker]

Or you could get it on PC

More mods on PC but theres still mods being added to it on console every week

And its crossplay

[thin prairie]

If I got it on PC I probably wouldn't play it much

[thin prairie]

Let Sheba in

[short orbit]

HIIII GUYS

[plucky garden]

hi

[olive flicker]

I just took her out my room

GET IN VC AND GET ON ITEM ASYLUMMM

I own it

[plucky garden]

Oh

I'm sorry 3:

Didn't know

AAAAAA-
forgot where I was

[candid patio]

dead chat

[plucky garden]

Ye

[stark onyx]

Could hear an echo in here

[plucky garden]

What -hat -at -at -t

[elfin wing]

i really need to get a simalcrum key eventually

[candid patio]

cricket

[rancid garden]

tf2 has altered my brain

every time i play call of duty i still have the tf2 mentality

i just rushed a room full of bad guys with a shotgun expecting to just kill all of them and got my ass obliterated in 2 seconds

[short orbit]

Hello

[zinc frigate]

Wow this one mii damn

[drowsy bridge]

I’ve been reading peak and I’m halfway through

300 chapters

Webcomic I should clarify

[zinc frigate]

He fell over, got helped up by a guy and immediately developed a crush. Crush rejected him and he got depressed.

[drowsy bridge]

I’m not reading the dictionary

[zinc frigate]

He stopped being depressed, fell over again, someone else helped him up, boom he has another crush

All within 1 day of existing

[drowsy bridge]

Does he get rejected and get depression again?

[zinc frigate]

Hasn’t happened yet at least

Maybe tomorrow

[drowsy bridge]

It would be so funny

I can’t listen to this song normally anymore😭

[zinc frigate]

Funniest thing is the girl he now has a crush on because she helped him up also had a crush but on someone else

[drowsy bridge]

Anytime I hear it I think of the Kanye Gmod nextbot chase video🥀

[zinc frigate]

Wow game so good it got me gossiping about my miis

[brisk shard]

Spilling the tea

[brisk shard]

The ALL OF THE LIGHTS one?

[zinc frigate]

2 miis got a crush on Summer as we speak

[drowsy bridge]

Yeah

[zinc frigate]

Why is there a lot of romance already damn

[drowsy bridge]

It’s such a good song though

[zinc frigate]

Also winter keeps playing with the fucking suspicious button I gave her

I swear I go over to her to like see how she’s doing and she’s usually sitting alone playing with the fucking button again

[short orbit]

🫧

[brisk shard]

Olive delights! 🗣️ 💯

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[elfin wing]

654 hours on warframe, 242 on ultrakill

[dreamy knoll]

Eheg

[elfin wing]

50 hours on warframe in the past week, 33 on ultrakill

[elfin wing]

omeev

[dreamy knoll]

Hallo

[elfin wing]

hru?

[thin prairie]

That's alot

[dreamy knoll]

Was great until a few mins ago (i dont wanna get into it)

[thin prairie]

Ment to reply to the one above.

BUNNY

[south raven]

Turns honley into a fancy gaming computer

[dreamy knoll]

Hallo buny

[south raven]

Hello

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🥕

[thin prairie]

Lava lamp pc

[south raven]

Thank you

[thin prairie]

Ngl that would look cool

[dreamy knoll]

Enjoy

[south raven]

You want to avoid heat on PC though

[dreamy knoll]

Would suck to clean and maintain

[south raven]

Also yes, working with any fluid sucks

[thin prairie]

I'm a cold lava lamp though

[dreamy knoll]

U can do it with water and oil its just a bitch to clean

[south raven]

Never ever do liquid cooling

It just isn't worth the cleanup

[thin prairie]

[dreamy knoll]

Or maintaining the pipes to ensure they dont break

[south raven]

So cool, look at you go

[south raven]

Yes, moving fluid has a habit of degrading material it's traveling through

[dreamy knoll]

Aio (all in one) are just the best one (no clean up besides normal dusting) and they are better then air

[south raven]

Refrigerated cooling units might be the next fad

It'll just make PCs really big again

[dreamy knoll]

Nah unfort refigerated cooling kinda require fluids

[south raven]

Not if you cool gas instead

[dreamy knoll]

Fun fact gas still contains moisture

[south raven]

Also a nasty habit of causing condensation

[dreamy knoll]

So like it will never happen

[south raven]

Yeah, you gotta keep your gaming stuff basically bone dry

[dreamy knoll]

Just like some people when it comes to steak

[thin prairie]

Ze speeen

Rn I'm waiting for my interview time

[south raven]

T-pose to establish dominance

If that doesn't get you hired just stare at them until you do

[thin prairie]

[drowsy bridge]

Why do I look so locked in before I’m about to go to sleep

Why can’t I look like this during the day

[thin prairie]

You get a Greggs cookie

[deft sundial]

Cookieeeee

Me want cookie

[zenith charm]

Hello

[dense lava]

should i wait for 5800x3d to get cheaper or get the 5800x?

[dreamy knoll]

whats the gpu?

[zenith charm]

[thin prairie]

Too bad

[candid patio]

gn chat

[zenith charm]

They were giving... COOKIES?

[thin prairie]

No

[zenith charm]

😿

[thin prairie]

[thin prairie]

[zenith charm]

No cookies... no happy

[thin prairie]

Mwhahahaha

[zenith charm]

[dry rock]

Butt u honley

[steady owl]

Bomb the entire planet

Just to bomb you Swap

[thin prairie]

Butt off buttfest

[ruby zealot]

Damn

[thin prairie]

I agree

[earnest holly]

Bomba

[zenith charm]

[lusty gorge]

Weiner

[storm whale]

[zenith charm]

[lusty gorge]

I'm gonna shit glass and make a window with it

Call it homemade

[zenith charm]

💥

[storm whale]

I'm quoting that

[humble isle]

I need to see your boss.

[thin prairie]

You get a cookie

[digital nacelle]

Hello

[obtuse marten]

Mane, you butt burger 😭

[thin prairie]

HEY THAT'S ME

How dare you

[real python]

Nuh uh not true

[indigo hull]

i beg to differ?

it clearly says in the name "butt burger"

[elfin wing]

I'm so cooked

i can hear birds chirping outside and i haven't slept

[lusty gorge]

If Butt burger is so cool then wheres Booty fries?

[indigo hull]

floating down the Nile River

[lusty gorge]

Oh okay

[zenith charm]

I could have a cheese burger

[scarlet eagle]

“Could”

[lusty gorge]

Then have a cheeseburger

[zenith charm]

Mreow!

[indigo hull]

how bout a beer?

[zenith charm]

Nah

[lusty gorge]

And gehes here

Funs over

[elfin wing]

genuinely just saw someone counter another person who said the metric system was better by calling it the "hasn't been to the moon" system

[elfin wing]

fym funs iver

[lusty gorge]

Cuz the fun evolved
Now it's ultra fun

[elfin wing]

am i just that level of unc now

[indigo hull]

in his defense we use Football Fields per Moon Landings over here in America

[zenith charm]

The easier to use system

[elfin wing]

he's just factually wrong though

like... NASA uses the metric system, they've BEEN using it

average american saying America is the best nation ever yet refusing to do any research about said nation

[indigo hull]

I blame our school system

they never tell you the bad sides of American History

the closest they get is mentioning Andrew Jackson and the Trail of Tears but thats it

[elfin wing]

true

americans be teaching anything but what america does wrong (90% of everything)

[indigo hull]

unfortunately

[thorn isle]

listening to peak in my 2013 chevy malibu

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🦎

[south raven]

I haven't seen people mention that there's a PS2 reference in Amazing Digital Circus 7 during the console scene

Anyway hello

[zenith charm]

Hello bunny guy

[south raven]

That's all I'm good for

[zenith charm]

I'm sure you got more in you, but it is your most notorious characteristic... at least when I see your pfp

Oh cool, I only need 200 DD more to finally have image perms

Hmmm... Should I play... Persona 3 or Shin Megami Tensei 3?

[quaint zinc]

Hmmmmmmm

Hello chat

[scarlet eagle]

Hello

[quaint zinc]

Hru man

[formal yarrow]

Hello

[tropic dome]

Imma be honest and sorry for the very late reply, but I'm trying not to die laughing right now. Bro this shit should not be this funny but this nyquil beating my ass dawg.

[digital nacelle]

Hello

[quaint zinc]

Hello there man

[scarlet eagle]

Always happy to make someone laugh!

[quaint zinc]

Guys if I drank milk and the side of the glass is white and chunky
Is that bad?

[digital nacelle]

Yea

[quaint zinc]

Man it tastes like weird yogurt

First time ever eating a liquid

Kind of an experience

Never in my 21 years of life have i wanted to eat chunky milk more

[obtuse marten]

Butt burger

[quaint zinc]

I really hope it isn’t mold or anything

[scarlet eagle]

Milk shouldn’t be chunky….

[quaint zinc]

That’s cool man

Wait what

[ruby zealot]

Tregg

[scarlet eagle]

Teg

[digital nacelle]

But yogurt is milk but solide soooo...

[scarlet eagle]

”check the expiration date on that milk for me…”

[quaint zinc]

It’s from the milk man

There is no like packaging

It’s straight from the source

[digital nacelle]

Oh

[scarlet eagle]

Chunks will either mean it’s curling, where fat globs up, or the milk is spoiling

[scarlet eagle]

“I am the milkman. My milk is delicious.”

[twin lake]

Bus

[scarlet eagle]

Aight imma dip. See you all soon!

[twin lake]

[quaint zinc]

Oh thas cool

[indigo hull]

Chrimbus

[upbeat breach]

Gup

[ruby zealot]

Okay maybe the cold war wasn't such a good idea
I have to do ALL the presidents of America in that time, three civil wars in Asia, the Cuban crisis, space race, the wall, the standoff with the wall and so many wars everywhere it's getting insane

[digital nacelle]

CHRIMBUS!!!!

[ruby zealot]

Guh

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[digital nacelle]

How many point's did you got

[indigo hull]

welcome to the club

[ruby zealot]

The cold war? More like the cold crisis

CAUSE THIS AIN'T NO WAR

[indigo hull]

there were several times it nearly escalated to full blown conflict

closest we came was 26 September 1983 over a false alarm incident

[brittle moss]

I cast... DR.PEPPER!!

-# why do i exist at this point

[indigo hull]

-# we're running out of powder at the Alamo

[steady owl]

Playing literally the whitest sport in existence

[blissful jolt]

Hey, I’m trying to make a bingo sheet for Jimmy’s twitch chat. Anything I should add?

[twin holly]

Lacrosse

[languid grove]

So glad you’re embracing your culture Sylvia

[primal spire]

what is the poro lounge

[formal yarrow]

[steady owl]

Nope

[steady owl]

Whiter than lacrosse

[stone condor]

hello aspiring v tuber

[stone condor]

table tennis

[steady owl]

Whiter

[stone condor]

football

Or soccer whatever you call it where youre from

[steady owl]

Whiter

[stone condor]

baseball?

[steady owl]

Whiter

[stone condor]

cricket

[steady owl]

Whiter

[ruby zealot]

Pickleball

[steady owl]

Still whiter

[gritty temple]

Golf

[ruby zealot]

What's whiter than pickleball

[steady owl]

Still whiter

[ruby zealot]

Mini golf

[gritty temple]

Putt putt

[ruby zealot]

Swimming

[steady owl]

It might be an equal amount of white tbh idk

[gritty temple]

Badminton

[steady owl]

Ok that’s a close white

[steady owl]

Whiter I think

[ruby zealot]

Volleyball

[gritty temple]

We are reaching levels of white I’ve never yet considered

[steady owl]

Whiter

[stone condor]

beerpong

[ruby zealot]

Ice skating

[steady owl]

Still whiter

[gritty temple]

Ice skating is awesome actually

[stone condor]

You cant get whiter than table tennis

[ruby zealot]

American football?

[steady owl]

Hint; there is a ball involved

[steady owl]

Whiter

[stone condor]

Handball

[ruby zealot]

Dodgeball

[steady owl]

You can imagine an old person playing it level of white

[indigo hull]

Golf?

[gritty temple]

What is whiter than golf and putt putt

[stone condor]

me

[steady owl]

12th or 13th century level of white

[indigo hull]

Squash

[stone condor]

the ones with the horses and the golf combined

dunno the name of it

[ruby zealot]

Tennis?

[steady owl]

Major hint; has something to do with bowling

[gritty temple]

IS IT CROQUET

FUCK

[ruby zealot]

OH MY GOD IT'S BOWLING

[steady owl]

Nope

[gritty temple]

Guys get the FBI get the CIA

[stone condor]

Its 8 ball

[steady owl]

Nope

[stone condor]

tf

wii sport

[steady owl]

But you gotta get close to hitting a white ball

[steady owl]

Nope

[gritty temple]

POOL?

[steady owl]

Nope

[gritty temple]

[languid grove]

Bello

[ruby zealot]

Lawn bowling?

[steady owl]

Yep

[languid grove]

I’m watching my dog eat you Sylvia

[gritty temple]

Oh my God

[stone condor]

oh you answered me yayayayaya

[languid grove]

He’s eating grass

[ruby zealot]

OH MY FUCKING GOD I CLUTCHED

[steady owl]

What the fuck

[gritty temple]

You’re the king of white boys now

[stone condor]

the fuck is lawn bowling

[gritty temple]

Go eat your coleslaw in celebration

[ruby zealot]

Ironic considering I'm a POC

[gritty temple]

HELP

It’s ok you’re allowed to have the title anyways

[languid grove]

I’ll post the disturbing footage in animals

[ruby zealot]

Thank you white girl

[gritty temple]

Owo

[ruby zealot]

Are you white?

[gritty temple]

Yes Owa owa

I got a sprinkle of Puerto Rican but it’s barely there

[steady owl]

I’m like mega white

[languid grove]

I’m caramel

[steady owl]

I got a british nanna

[gritty temple]

Innit

[steady owl]

And I’m literally white

[dreamy knoll]

And i got milo

[ruby zealot]

Okay I'm mixed the white is coming out

The white is emerging from me

[steady owl]

[languid grove]

I also got some white in me

I think, I think my birthgiver is white?

[dreamy knoll]

Enjoy

[ruby zealot]

Same

[languid grove]

[gritty temple]

I’m eating some spuds

[ruby zealot]

Like raw? Uncooked? With nothing?

[gritty temple]

Yeah just raw

Like an apple

[languid grove]

What is wrong with you

[ruby zealot]

The dirt is the best part

[languid grove]

Actually don’t answer that

[gritty temple]

[ruby zealot]

Go white girl ig

[steady owl]

I’m white as far back as I know on both sides

[ruby zealot]

Go white goat

[steady owl]

My dads side came to Australia as first fleet convicts, and my mums side came to Australia from Britain as 10 pound poms

[ruby zealot]

So you're like Australian Australian

[languid grove]

Obviously my ‘dad’ side came from India but I’m not too sure about my ‘mom’

[ruby zealot]

Wait rika you're Indian?

[languid grove]

Yup

The Asian in me is why I’m short

[digital nacelle]

Not all asian are short i'm asian but i'm not short

[languid grove]

Shortness is more common within Asians though

[digital nacelle]

Yea

[gritty temple]

Teeny tiney

[languid grove]

For some reason it only happens with the girls though
My brothers are really tall

Y’know what maybe this is just a me problem

[ruby zealot]

im asian too

[cobalt wasp]

Uh so uh yeah um so…. Hi

[humble isle]

Rika’s height ain’t got nothin on my white girl swag

[languid grove]

What flavour of Asian are you

[digital nacelle]

No asian girl a sometime shorter than asian boy

[languid grove]

HUH

[digital nacelle]

Vietnamiese

[languid grove]

SO COOL

[digital nacelle]

Yay

[steady owl]

Haha 3’11”

[steady owl]

Bro said this and immediately left 😭

[humble isle]

Wait how tall is Gehe again..

How many Rikas must stack to form a Gehe

[steady owl]

At least 10

rika is very short

Less than a foot

[ruby zealot]

true

[languid grove]

5’8

He’s not very tall but yet still towers over me

[humble isle]

So yeah, probably 10-12.

[ruby zealot]

only 8 inches taller than you

[languid grove]

WHAT THE FLIP

[ruby zealot]

5 foot

you is

[humble isle]

Gehe’s shorter than I thought he was

[ruby zealot]

same

[humble isle]

Subconsciously associated him with Stolas attributes

[gritty temple]

Owa owa

[humble isle]

True

[digital nacelle]

Why are we talking about height again

[primal spire]

poro channel is not real

[stone condor]

wowa wowa

[gritty temple]

I gotta draw my OC’s brothers Owa owa

[stone condor]

daw oc wawa wawa

[tawdry onyx]

Bazinga

[toxic horizon]

ben

[lusty gorge]

Guys

Cookies and cream milk

[languid grove]

So real, he’s a perfect height though

Not too tall that I can’t fight him

[dry rock]

Isn't Rika like 4'2

:3

[zinc frigate]

How do you people wake up this early normally?

[plucky garden]

Early?

[humble isle]

I have no clue it’s crazy

[plucky garden]

It's late for me

[reef zealot]

[plucky garden]

Agreed

[humble isle]

[reef zealot]

Moff

Goobie snoobert

[humble isle]

I will snoobert YOU

[zinc frigate]

[reef zealot]

Awawa

[zinc frigate]

Hehehehe

[reef zealot]

w<

[humble isle]

[plucky garden]

It's Friday not Wednesday

[steady owl]

THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN RED HAS CHILDREN NOW WHAT

[steady owl]

THE FUCKING RED ANGRY BIRD HAS CHILDREN WHAT

[formal yarrow]

WHAT?

[steady owl]

THE RED ANGRY BIRD HAS CHILDREN NOW

[steady owl]

Honestly, looking at him, I can see why

[humble isle]

Those eyebrows don’t lie

[loud tulip]

hes just like me, grumpy everyday and cant keep up with people's shit

[short brook]

where am i

[urban valve]

Hahahbedfnebeb

Cool

[prime canopy]

Glad I had no money or transport to have been to the New York auto show cause DAMN everything was boring dystopia indicators

[urban valve]

DAMN

By Ye

[prime canopy]

99% suv the rest, nobody can afford and the bank will own it, not the buyer

Heck, most of these suvs which are standard lineup , nobody can afford

If you finance it, you don’t own it, it is the bank’s

[ruby zealot]

Hello Cosette tape and ribious

[prime canopy]

Hai puppeteer :3

They’re adding a manual transmission to the Nissan Z
But they can’t get that money back, the Z was a flop because of its price, not because of its transmission

[bleak warren]

was most of it all small roundish suvs that i can't remember the name of any of them and they could be made by any manufacturer because they're literally the same car

[prime canopy]

Like 80% of it, 10% of it huge suvs nobody will buy except assholes , especially in these idiotic times, 5% actual off-road capable stuff, but nobody will go off-road , the last 5% the most boring sports cars there ever was

There were in total… 3 sedans
The Volkswagen Jetta
The Kia K4
The Nissan Sentra

And everything else was SUV

[obtuse marten]

Bro

This bum ass teacher gave me detention because my hoodie was barely on my head

Mind you MULTIPLE other people were fully wearing their hoodie and nobody paid them a single second of attention

[bleak warren]

any pickup trucks that looked like massive slabs with beds too small to use them as work vehicles?

[quaint zinc]

Yo chat

[obtuse marten]

They sent my mom a message but didn't send me anything

[prime canopy]

Oh yea, I just counted them with the huge SUVs cause that’s what they are, it’s just the bigger SUVs ( or smaller one on the Frontier and the Santa-Cruz’s sake ) but with the storage space cut off to make a bed, which is less storage space but they’re sold for a higher price than their suv counterpart

[obtuse marten]

Fucking hell.

[quaint zinc]

I am back from my company meeting

[bleak warren]

mannn, cars fucking suck nowadays, it makes me sad

[rugged stone]

Then buy a woman car duh

[bleak warren]

lmao

[prime canopy]

💀

[quaint zinc]

Might kill the guy who had the slow Internet and constantly saying “sir can you please repeat that”

[zinc frigate]

Welp exist bored in class but this time it’s me waiting for students to get here not waiting for a teacher

[gritty temple]

My mom’s Volkswagen is evil

[rugged stone]

Sir can you please repeat that

[prime canopy]

The new corvette Grand Sport has a weird front design that doesn’t let a lot of air in, now I know it’s a mid engine car, but still

[vagrant scarab]

Battery.

[prime canopy]

Also 6.7 liter shortblock V8
I’m so tired

[rugged stone]

Ngl it sounds like you're spouting straight Pythagorean theorem

[prime canopy]

Autism

[rugged stone]

Yeah

[vagrant scarab]

Good morning.

[rugged stone]

My autism is just dinosaurs

[rugged stone]

Bad morning

[vagrant scarab]

💣

[rugged stone]

Is that a bomb

[vagrant scarab]

Maybe...

[rugged stone]

Proof

[quaint zinc]

Check your dms

[vagrant scarab]

💥

[bleak warren]

autotism

[gritty temple]

I have no autism trust

[vagrant scarab]

🔥 🔥.

[native geyser]

is it like a gun that shoots autism

[vagrant scarab]

It's automatic autism.

[bleak warren]

she has autism for cars, automobiles, therefore autotism

[rugged stone]

Is he crying?

[vagrant scarab]

I might have blown up his house.

[bleak warren]

also i like the Rocko pfp

[rugged stone]

You know who else may cry?

[vagrant scarab]

Ultrakill reference?

[rugged stone]

Check your dma

Dms*

[vagrant scarab]

Haven't played that game.

[rugged stone]

Aww

[toxic horizon]

i have sent a pipebo- 💥

[vagrant scarab]

Windows Xp.

[twin lake]

Belo

[twin lake]

Yello man

[willow rapids]

Hello

[ruby zealot]

Uhhhh

Nap time

[sharp geyser]

i like trai- 💥 🚅 🚋 🚋 🚋

[stone saddle]

Did someone say trains?

[lusty gorge]

Smudger

[bleak warren]

helo

[lusty gorge]

heo

How art thou

[finite cedar]

Sponge

[bleak warren]

good, you?

[bleak warren]

tell tubby

[finite cedar]

Tubby custaard

[lusty gorge]

I dm'd Rika Lettuce Coconut
Doing pretty good

[finite cedar]

Getting banned for rp now

[lusty gorge]

No tubby custard for u

[finite cedar]

Ghuuuugghh i cant type good. I cut off my fingertips

Im still learning how hands work

[lusty gorge]

Aren't Teletubbies like toddlers anyway
How TF does a Teletubby have a discord account

[finite cedar]

Do you know how old the show is? Im in my 40’s or sum now

[lusty gorge]

Damn

Old ass

[gleaming falcon]

thats not scary at all

[indigo hull]

I’m back from the dentist

[finite cedar]

Millenni tubbies lmao

[indigo hull]

Hello

[finite cedar]

I think they would be millennials?

I dunno the generations

[gleaming falcon]

hows poe been keeping up through all this

[finite cedar]

So your teeth are done

[finite cedar]

None of us talk after the show ended. It was bad

[indigo hull]

yeah i had to get two cavities filled

and my upper mouth is still numb

[finite cedar]

I had a bowl of cereal

[indigo hull]

absolute cereal

[humble isle]

Bowl of Bub

[finite cedar]

Fruity pebbles style

[lusty gorge]

Beetle, Glaggle, and lacey
The people I hate the fucking most || I'm J's kidding y'all are awesome ||

[spark dew]

I had mine with nuts and bolts the other day.

Oh, and W40

[finite cedar]

Do you regularly visit the salty spitoon

I think thats what its called

[lusty gorge]

Nono
They had milk with it

[spark dew]

I just like the atnosphere.

[finite cedar]

It was wd40

[spark dew]

And they have a nice burbun selection.

If you ignore the occasional eyeball

[lusty gorge]

How do you know it wasn't wd40 flavored milk?

[finite cedar]

Iunno i take people at their word usually

[spark dew]

You can't replicate the burn on the gumlacerations.

With milk

[spark dew]

And, milk is for them soft handed folks.

[lusty gorge]

Ah ok so it was straight WD-40

[spark dew]

And debatedly some organic matter in the form of tiny puppies. Look I just picked one out from between my teeth.

It is in the animals section.

It does not let me post here.

[elder zodiac]

what did you put first?

[finite cedar]

?

The bowl i guess

[elder zodiac]

milk or cereal

[elder zodiac]

no the bowl goes last, everybody knows that

[finite cedar]

Cereal I think

[obtuse marten]

Detention on Thursday.

Fuck my life.

[indigo hull]

no obviously the banana's last

[elder zodiac]

jimana

[elder zodiac]

yeah, i forgot about that

[spark dew]

Cereal, milk, bowl on top, flip the table and eat it like a sanwich.

[elder zodiac]

it’s cereal, milk, bowl then banana

[elder zodiac]

it’s called a teaspoon because it stirs tea

[finite cedar]

How do you get detention anyway. I never got it the entire time i was in school

[elder zodiac]

it’s called a tablespoon because it stirs table

[bleak warren]

but don't peel the banana until you're done with the cereal

[elder zodiac]

exactly, or eat it with the peel, it’s optional

[spark dew]

You peel yoir bananas?

[finite cedar]

I know you gotta do something bad but the severity of the action to warrant the punishment has never been clear to me

[elder zodiac]

me neither

like how bad does the action have to be to get detention

[spark dew]

After a certain point, everthing gets you detention in the form of a prison sentence.

[finite cedar]

No thats iss

[sharp geyser]

i put first milk, cereal and then the bowl

[elder zodiac]

honestly the order doesn’t matter, it gets soggy in the end, but the bowl is indeed always last

[elder zodiac]

but is there a ranking for how bad a thing is?

[sharp geyser]

na screw it im gonna but it in a cup

or glass

[elder zodiac]

ok

[sharp geyser]

or mug

[elder zodiac]

you’re the devil if you put it in a pitcher

[sharp geyser]

now i got an idea

cereal and milk in a bottle

[spark dew]

I believe they made a certain list in geneva that implies a set of achievements.

[humble isle]

Today’s boring as hell..

[elder zodiac]

i think that’s already a thing

[sharp geyser]

fuck

[spark dew]

Fit the like minded

[sonic junco]

Boo

[elder zodiac]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[sharp geyser]

i just wanted invent cereal to go so i can earn money from my idea but how you say it someone else already made it

[elder zodiac]

so essentially it’s like minecraft achievements?

[spark dew]

For canadians. Yes

[sharp geyser]

and also my battery power of my ipad is at 67, i hate it

[elder zodiac]

it’s called the cereal crunchcup

[elder zodiac]

okay cool got it

[obtuse marten]

Had a follicle of my hood on

First time I was asked to take it off I took it off and put it back on after, second time I left it off and when I sat down it looked like I had it on.

[finite cedar]

Wearing half a hoodie gets you detention

[elder zodiac]

just for havin a hoodie is weird

[obtuse marten]

And it's not like I was the only one wearing a hoodie

[sharp geyser]

i heared in scary movie 6 there gonna be a 67 joke, the brain rot is taking the world over

[obtuse marten]

I'm pretty sure I was the only one that got detention for it

[elder zodiac]

that’s very targeted

[obtuse marten]

And my mom just finished frying my shi just say that she's not mad at me

Mind you none of the teachers give a fuck if we wear out hoods in class, it's not like I turn invisible if I have it on.

[humble isle]

I got it once because I was late to class too many times. Too many being 5. You get five. For a semester.

[elder zodiac]

“ehehhe, i’m gonna stab you 67 times”

[obtuse marten]

I just know I'm gon get yelled at when I get home.

[finite cedar]

What kinda big brother school are you at. I’d wear hats and hoodies all the time with no repercussion

[obtuse marten]

Idfk

Mind you I am completely visible

[spark dew]

2 % away from the funny number.

[obtuse marten]

The fuckin thing is barely on my head

[elder zodiac]

one time i wore two beanies on top of each other, just because

[finite cedar]

I used to just walk out of school and no one gave a damn

[humble isle]

Everything is tracked online now.

[elder zodiac]

i walked out of the school and a bee looked at me

[quiet basalt]

I find it hilarious how schools deadass just have spyware on everything

[finite cedar]

I only graduated 2 years ago lol

[elder zodiac]

mine dont

[finite cedar]

Im not super super ancient yet

[quiet basalt]

If you have used a school device, I’m sure they have something on it.

[hazy dagger]

When princess sleep all day, their called amazing and pretty. But when I do it, its called clinical depression

[humble isle]

I mean I guess you could theoretically leave if your parents don’t care.

But at least here, they’re notified the second you’re missing in an attendance.

[finite cedar]

You just have to call yourself a princess

[elder zodiac]

not really, the computers were just kinda ass at handling a lot of windows

[spark dew]

I hope you know that school systems are hilarioisly easy to break, and they can have direct access to the devices.

[indigo hull]

same spyware blocked wikipedia pages just for containing the word "dick" regardless of context

[hazy dagger]

I call myself lazy, close enough

[quiet basalt]

Doesn’t really matter
Most of these things basically track every keystroke regardless of if you broke a filter or something

I’ve even seen some that deadass just take pictures of your screen every 10 seconds

And they’re commonly used on chromebooks for most North American schools

[finite cedar]

The teachers knew, they just didn’t care to mark me absent or reprimand me. So they would still mark me present

[elder zodiac]

mark?

[quiet basalt]

A kid got detention for an unsent email recently

[spark dew]

They use a surface encrypted connection in most cases.

[quiet basalt]

Absolutely comical behavior man

[indigo hull]

thank god i graduated last year

[quiet basalt]

Fortunately a lot of those companies are getting absolutely cooked in court

[finite cedar]

Yeah they color in ya with a big marker if you show up

[elder zodiac]

i wanna be green

[spark dew]

You can make it so that they only see a virtual device on the pc not your actual workplace

[humble isle]

I’m convinced some of the teachers here have like a cop quota of student mistakes they have to hit.

[elder zodiac]

i wanna go to your school, so they could color me green

[quiet basalt]

Most students aren’t gonna know how to do that

[spark dew]

True...

[quiet basalt]

A VM is pretty far out of the realm of your average gen alpha for example

Especially since they’re tragically tech illiterate

[humble isle]

To be fair, I didn’t even touch a computer until a few years ago.

[finite cedar]

Honestly I think just most adults have it out for kids. They really seem to enjoy taking out their frustrations on people who cant do anything about it

[quiet basalt]

Well yes

But I mean that younger folk have far less measurable tech skills than most of gen z

[elder zodiac]

would it be funny if i just caught the bird in my windiw and just kept it as a pet?

[indigo hull]

i think its illegal in the US

[obtuse marten]

I feel like if she told me I would be getting detention for even having the hood near my head again then I would have paid more attention. I didn't know having it resting against the back of my head was going to be an earth-shattering sight.

[quiet basalt]

Depends on the bird

If it’s a corvid, you can’t, that’s very illegal.

[elder zodiac]

it’s like a pigeon, but cooler

[quiet basalt]

Pigeons are sweet

[elder zodiac]

it’s got cool ass feather

[spark dew]

Just start feeding the local corvid population.

[indigo hull]

and a good vector for disease

[humble isle]

I’m late Gen Z and still barely know anything

[finite cedar]

When does that ever stop anyone in the us from doing anything

[quiet basalt]

But I’d recommend getting a domestic pigeon from a breeder

[indigo hull]

so far my neighbor doesn't have any nuclear warheads

[elder zodiac]

nah, i’m gonna take the one on my window

[finite cedar]

Only if you’re eating them or touching bird poop

[quiet basalt]

Most ones in the wild are feral and won’t really conform well to a domestic environment

You can tame them, but it’s annoying

[elder zodiac]

it flew away

[quiet basalt]

Funny thing is, pretty much the entire pigeon population in the world is entirely feral pigeons that used to be domesticated

[quiet basalt]

Most birds are

[elder zodiac]

yeah, pigeon carriers and shit

[indigo hull]

interesting

[humble isle]

We had a serious pigeon problem when we lived in Vegas..

[spark dew]

I just started feeding the local crows a few weeks ago. They let me pretty close

[humble isle]

Wasn’t really a problem I guess.. there were just a shit ton that hung out on our roof.

Like 50+

[quiet basalt]

Pretty much, they became irrelevant due to technology and slowly were released into the wild. And since most of them already knew how to forage… here we are.

[indigo hull]

Didn’t realize there were that many pigeons in Vegas

[spark dew]

A few years and I can start my criminal empire.

[finite cedar]

Pigeons are excellent navigators anyway and a wild caught one would easily return to its home. But tame ones see where you keep them as home and wont go far if they escape

[quiet basalt]

Feral pigeons are hilariously dumb though

[elder zodiac]

peabut

[quiet basalt]

You could totally just pick up a feral pigeon and it’d probably just look at you

[indigo hull]

Half life 2 stalker scream sfx

[coral token]

:p

[quiet basalt]

Self preservation instincts of a potato

[lusty gorge]

Mr. Peabody

[lusty gorge]

Angry evil Lattes

[indigo hull]

A zombie even

[elder zodiac]

WhErE wE gOiNg mR. PeAbOdY?

[humble isle]

There was a beetle in the hallway earlier

So that was cool

[indigo hull]

I used to confuse that movie with Meet the Robinsons

[humble isle]

Perfect cinema mentioned

[indigo hull]

You know peak?

[rough vapor]

the game

[spark dew]

You know that there are barely any real fereal pidgeons left in the wild. We domesticated all of them, and just released them when they were not useful to us.

[elder zodiac]

haha, you lost teh gaem

[humble isle]

I do.

[rough vapor]

[humble isle]

Goob is my son.

[elder zodiac]

everybody who thought of the game lost the game

[indigo hull]

You have also lost the game

[spark dew]

So is Noob. But noone mentions them in a good light.

[elder zodiac]

okay

[elder zodiac]

i’m not ashamed to lose the game

jhagbvaybgs

<[:o) clwon wizrad

[bleak warren]

shadow wizard silly gang

[elder zodiac]

shadow silly wizard gang. we love casting pies

[indigo hull]

Harold Lloyd’s birthday is coming up

[elder zodiac]

yeah april 20th

[indigo hull]

His films were underrated even for the time

Considering his competition was Buster Keaton and Charlie Chaplin

[waxen tangle]

Hi (sorry for bad english)

[elder zodiac]

hello (no sexual intent)

[elder ice]

How do I send memes

[elder zodiac]

#roles just check

[timber oriole]

Guys my truck is finally done at the shop im so excited 🥹

[indigo hull]

Congratulations cornholio

[ruby zealot]

Now don't crash into deer's at night

[timber oriole]

I wont 💔

The reason it was in before was because it needed its whole frame swapped

It was so Rusty

[indigo hull]

T minus 6 hours until I consume the edibles

Or sooner if I’m bored

[timber oriole]

But I also refuse to give it up because my father gave it to me

It's already had the motor Replaced once

260k miles on the last one

[indigo hull]

That’s a lot of miles

[loud tulip]

boing

[languid grove]

Listen here you meow meow…

[olive flicker]

I'm an innocent man

[indigo hull]

A simple man even

[languid grove]

YOU LOOKED AT ME FUNNY

[ruby zealot]

I'm his lawyer he is not guilty infact he is suing you for 6 catillion dollars

[olive flicker]

Quiet down in the library for the last time, please

[indigo hull]

Liable berry

[languid grove]

Fine then….
👐 👌 🤏 🫶 🙌 🤝 🖕

[olive flicker]

I don't know sign language but you will be getting slapped by Goose for it

[humble isle]

Notice how the hands are small cuz Rika is small.

[languid grove]

False information

[indigo hull]

no no Lacey's right

its a notable detail

[elfin wing]

no no, she ain't

[humble isle]

You must be yelling very loudly to get text that big.

[elfin wing]

rika is not that small

[sonic junco]

Yoo so like why can't I send memes?

[indigo hull]

the largest unicellular organism can grow up to 5 cm

[humble isle]

Read #roles

[indigo hull]

which isnt that small

[languid grove]

Thank you

[sonic junco]

K done that now what?

[humble isle]

Biased backing.

[indigo hull]

indeed

[humble isle]

You should know what to do if you read them.

[elfin wing]

I mean, it's true
you ain't THAT small

[languid grove]

NUH UH

[humble isle]

Okay five eight boy

[olive flicker]

Literally yes

[indigo hull]

ITS SO CLEAR THERE'S BIAS

[languid grove]

I could still tackle you

[olive flicker]

Sounds like 3'2 to me

[indigo hull]

A QUANTUM PHYSICIST COULD SEE IT

[elfin wing]

and I could still pick you up
point being?

[languid grove]

AWOOO BARKBARKBARK