general

[coral token]

😛

[indigo hull]

ive got 5466 dd now

[prisma tapir]

I’m new here where do I put memes

[sinful tulip]

damn

[drowsy bridge]

i did my conversion wrong in chem class and accidentally calculated that the guy’s blood content was 11.7% alcohol 😭

[sinful tulip]

excuse me?

[coral token]

for ylyl or #memes

[sinful tulip]

LMAO

[proper crest]

We keep using it for colour

[drowsy bridge]

I did cm^3 to dm^3 wrong and it was 0.117%

[proper crest]

Damn

[drowsy bridge]

[prisma tapir]

Ylyl

[drowsy bridge]

i only did 10 instead of 1000

[coral token]

#ylyl-rules❗

[indigo hull]

im just kind of accumulating it

[proper crest]

Is that even possible
To have a BAC that high?

[storm whale]

stop flexing 💔

[sinful tulip]

ive turned puppet into a cheeseburger

[coral token]

can i flex

:3

[storm whale]

no

[sinful tulip]

no

[coral token]

frick you

[storm whale]

you're just too powerful tables

[real python]

I'll accept the flex thales

[coral token]

hell yeah

[indigo hull]

the highest ever recorded in a person was 1.374%

[proper crest]

;-;

[sinful tulip]

:3

[proper crest]

So
No
Wait do you just have that fact on standby if you needed it

[indigo hull]

According to the Guinness Boom of World Records

[storm whale]

do you not?

[sinful tulip]

boom?

[indigo hull]

No I did a quick google

I’m not that smart

[storm whale]

💔

[indigo hull]

But it was in 2013 from a Polish Man

[twin lake]

I got like idk

2800

[indigo hull]

And the record goes for Highest BAC Recorded and Lived

[twin lake]

U have summoned me

Polish mentioned

[sinful tulip]

damn

[storm whale]

both in poland

[proper crest]

Polish hm

[twin lake]

Yea he had like 9‰

Neverfickijg mind

[twin lake]

He has 22‰ holey

[indigo hull]

Damn

[storm whale]

jesus christ

[sinful tulip]

are you drunk fany?

[twin lake]

No

[indigo hull]

Look in #food lmao

[twin lake]

Deadly dose is usually 4-5‰

[sinful tulip]

damn

[sinful tulip]

ik

didnt know you drank too

[indigo hull]

I don’t

Only time I indulge in alcohol is new years

[sinful tulip]

well damn

[indigo hull]

On the contrary I’m a stoner

[ruby zealot]

type shit?

[twin lake]

Its 0.0

[sinful tulip]

shit

[twin lake]

I try not to drink during weekdays

[ruby zealot]

damn

[twin lake]

Unless there's a match or im out in town

[sinful tulip]

damn

[indigo hull]

At least you’re drinking responsibly

[ruby zealot]

true

[twin lake]

Trying

[twin lake]

People be turning 21 in America and start drinking

Im 21 and im planning to drink less

[ruby zealot]

21

[indigo hull]

There’s actually places that won’t sell to you on your 21st birthday

I’m not sure how common it is but I know it exists

[sinful tulip]

what?

[storm whale]

in some places it's legal at 18 in private places with the consent of the owner of said place

[ruby zealot]

its 16 here

[indigo hull]

You can brew your own alcohol too

[twin lake]

Ive been drinking since I think 14-15

[indigo hull]

As long as you don’t Intend to distribute it

[sinful tulip]

DAMN

[storm whale]

Europe right?

[twin lake]

Like I had my first proper drink

[ruby zealot]

ye

[twin lake]

But drinking drinking i think like 16 or 17

[indigo hull]

I first tried tobacco when I was like 11

Never got to the point I was addicted

[storm whale]

well we had a lot of drunk driving teens when the legal age was between 16-18 and it's 21 now because of it

[twin lake]

My first Tobacco idk when

[indigo hull]

Nowadays I smoke cigars or pipe tobacco

[ruby zealot]

damn

[indigo hull]

Very rarely that is

[twin lake]

I have cigar in my shelf and some ciggies

[indigo hull]

I’ve got a hookah too

[sinful tulip]

pipe?

[twin lake]

But I smoke when I drink

[twin lake]

I wish I had a hookah

I like those

[ruby zealot]

never smoked but i did try a vape once

[indigo hull]

I can’t smoke weed out of mine

[twin lake]

Weed didnt work shit for me

[ruby zealot]

sucked ass

[undone cypress]

shout out to my granny she got hit by a bazooka
i think about her every time i hit the hookah

[twin lake]

Normally you suck on the vape but I wont judge

[ruby zealot]

...

[storm whale]

funniest part is that the 21 nationwide drinking age was only successfully implemented when the president threatened to take away funding for highways. I live in america if you couldn't tell

somehow

[indigo hull]

I didn’t become a stoner until like March of last year

[twin lake]

I tried weed for the first time not so long at my fiance friend house

No shit

[indigo hull]

I live in one of the places in the US where it’s completely legal

So I went to a store and got it that way

[twin lake]

Here its legal too
Not the cbd the medical

But i tried the cbd one

[storm whale]

there's a good bit of those now

[twin lake]

Nothing

[indigo hull]

Yeah it’s great

I’ve heard the Dutch have some crazier shit though

It’s legal in the Netherlands too

[ruby zealot]

like i told glaggle before a stoner friend of mine could order weed like amazon

[storm whale]

i live in a state where it's illegal, but every single state nearby has weed legalized so you pretty much can't tell it's illegal

[ruby zealot]

no plug no nothing

[drowsy bridge]

I’m going to be taking ai’s job, every time I send a message, I will be dumping 3lbs of plastic into the ocean🥰

[worn crown]

Hey guys-
Collect my eight pages.

[indigo hull]

I know a few plugs

[storm whale]

taking jobs back from slop ❤️

[ruby zealot]

pluh

[indigo hull]

One of them has been selling me shitty weed these past few weeks

[twin lake]

[ruby zealot]

destroy them

[twin lake]

Im good with alcohol and other stuff dont do shit for m

No nicotine or weed high

[indigo hull]

I don’t get that nicotine high either

Actually I think vapes taste like shit

[ruby zealot]

im clean and im staying clean no weed, no alc, no cigs (yet i think), no other stuff

[indigo hull]

I mean the flavors good but it always throws me into a coughing fit

[twin lake]

I like the smell of tobacco or smoking a cigar or cigarettes

[narrow atlas]

I only like edibles

[twin lake]

Its nostalgic

[indigo hull]

Yeah pipe tobacco smells great

[twin lake]

Haven't tried those actually

[ruby zealot]

brownies or cookies?

[storm whale]

hope you can keep it up

[narrow atlas]

I have a no smoke rule. If I can eat it I’ll do it

[narrow atlas]

Gummies

[indigo hull]

That’s fair

I’ve heard edible THC gives a better high

Never tried making my own edibles and the ones they sell legally are low dosage

[drowsy bridge]

Have I told y’all my friend’s edible story?

[ruby zealot]

no

[indigo hull]

Do tell

[narrow atlas]

I wouldn’t know, but I don’t particularly mind the feeling

[dapper pawn]

anyone wanna see my cool undertale scratch game so far

[drowsy bridge]

Basically just the meme of “these edibles ain’t shit” and ate another one

[narrow atlas]

I did green out once. That SUUUCKED

[indigo hull]

That hasn’t happened to me yet

[narrow atlas]

Ruined a really nice pair of slippers

[ruby zealot]

AINT NO WAY

[indigo hull]

But I’ve smoked myself into a migraine a few times

[dapper pawn]

probably didn't know you could do that

[storm whale]

what's a green out?

[indigo hull]

Oh btw now’s a good time to tell you

[storm whale]

I'm not a smoker

[narrow atlas]

Overdose

[ruby zealot]

black out but for weed

[indigo hull]

I have what’s essentially legal mushrooms

[storm whale]

ah gotcha

[ruby zealot]

what do you not have?

[quasi cape]

bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny

[indigo hull]

Legal LSD

[narrow atlas]

No I did. I just thought I had a higher tolerance, and ate too much

[ruby zealot]

keyword "legal"

[indigo hull]

No I’m serious

There’s places in Oregon where it’s legal now

[dapper pawn]

damn

[storm whale]

what

[indigo hull]

Or so I’ve heard

[quasi cape]

Yoo I live in Oregon!!!! Tell me where it is so I can… avoid it…

[indigo hull]

The big cities mostly

Portland and Salem

[quasi cape]

oh yeah Salem makes sense

But Portland ppl was alr doing it

[ruby zealot]

THESE EDIBLES AINT SHIT

[storm whale]

[indigo hull]

Nah my guy gave me some potent shit

[ruby zealot]

true story btw my friend almost gave me edibles for my highschool graduation

[indigo hull]

2400mg

[storm whale]

that'll send you straight to God no?

[narrow atlas]

Anywho back to this thought. Whenever I do indulge I get really thirsty, and start feeling hot

[narrow atlas]

Yes. Very much yes

[indigo hull]

Tomorrow night

My time, prepare

[storm whale]

don't die bro

[indigo hull]

I’ll try to keep in contact the best I can

[ruby zealot]

glaggle if you od im gonna cry

[indigo hull]

I’ve got people to look after me

[storm whale]

good

[indigo hull]

I’ll be alright

[narrow atlas]

Greening out won’t kill him. He’ll tweak, but it’ll pass

[indigo hull]

I’ve survived microdosing mushrooms before

I’ve fell down rabbit holes but I’ve survived

[short orbit]

Hello

[indigo hull]

I kid you not the first time I was all over Wikipedia looking at stuff about the New Testament

Something told me to do it and I don’t know what it was

[narrow atlas]

Ngl Glaggle if you don’t tweak from 2400 than you’re ready for crack

[ruby zealot]

glaggle is the guy i need to talk to about either drugs or history

[indigo hull]

Nah I’m not doing that shit

[ruby zealot]

there are lines you dont cross

[indigo hull]

Im trying to stick with mostly psychoactives

Reaching different realms

Realities

[ruby zealot]

damn

[indigo hull]

[storm whale]

yo glaggle can I send you a friend request

[indigo hull]

Dew it

[storm whale]

I saw that

[ruby zealot]

...you saw nothing

[storm whale]

you too puppeteer

[ruby zealot]

sure ig

[storm whale]

[narrow atlas]

Dw I’m fucking with you, but like I think if I remember correctly that’s multitudes stronger than a dab

[twin lake]

I dont tink u can od on weed

[storm whale]

I have learned it's called greening out

[crisp hornet]

pretty sure u can od on any drug

[twin lake]

[indigo hull]

Yeah that’s pretty much what it is

[ruby zealot]

its 1:44 am and im talking to people about drugs...how cool

[crisp hornet]

dont quote me on that tho

[indigo hull]

I’m waiting for this damn wind to stop

[narrow atlas]

You can. It’s called a green out. You can’t die from it unless if you’re like already terminally ill

[twin lake]

I mean yes

[narrow atlas]

But you’ll tweak. Green outs are not fun

[twin lake]

When I mean od I mean dying from it

[indigo hull]

It only makes you feel like you’re dying (metaphorically

[storm whale]

just sleep if you'd rather do something else (or change the topic)

[narrow atlas]

Oh no. Trust me you’ll think you’re dying. Especially if you start getting cold flashes

[indigo hull]

Like I said I haven’t truly greened out yet

[ruby zealot]

IM FUCKING TWEAKING

[indigo hull]

At most ive smoked to the point my head was hurting

[ruby zealot]

glaggle doesnt green out
green out does glaggle

[twin lake]

I have blacked out before

Only puked 2 because of alcohol

[storm whale]

I don't think i could do weed because I don't wanna risk unlocking bipolar

[indigo hull]

The rain is finally here

[twin lake]

It was a lesson learned

[crisp hornet]

i feel like a little kid listening in on family gossip

[ruby zealot]

CAN YOU REMEMBER THE RAIIIIINNNN

[narrow atlas]

“You should hear this too”

[indigo hull]

Have you ever seen the rain?

[ruby zealot]

true

[indigo hull]

Tbh my mom was a stoner

[ruby zealot]

remember kids dont do drugs!

[storm whale]

then remember this: weed can biologically unlock the gene that causes bipolar disorder

[indigo hull]

My dad’s allergic to it apparently

[twin lake]

After first I learned
Not to drink whiskey or bourbon I fucking hate it

After 2nd I learned to only drink and have drink with bubbles

[short orbit]

Yup

[twin lake]

Dont drink
Dont smoke
Dont do drugs

[narrow atlas]

My whole family is beside my mom, but she still has gummies, and a pen I think

[twin lake]

Be gay do crime but not like this

[indigo hull]

I made Jell-O shots for new years

[ruby zealot]

neither do caffeine unless you're 16

[coral token]

Banabahandbd

[indigo hull]

Blue raspberry flavored jello and vodka

Genuinely 🔥

[crisp hornet]

i DID have a slight energy drink addiction earlier this year, but it wasnt that hard to get over after the first few days

[twin lake]

Hell ye

[storm whale]

this ain't a perfect world bro caffeine isn't gonna kill you

[crisp hornet]

of trying to quit

[ruby zealot]

im suprised how i didnt have a heart attack yet

[twin lake]

Haven't tried jelo shots but I thought about making some if im gonna have a party or a meetinyn

[twin lake]

I was addicted to them

[indigo hull]

They’re incredible

[crisp hornet]

i still enjoy the occasional monster energy tho

[indigo hull]

I’ve got a pic hang on

[twin lake]

Stopped drinking them at like 15

And then started again at 19

[ruby zealot]

stopped at 16 begann now

[twin lake]

Or 20
But now im kinda just sticking to coffee

[indigo hull]

#food

[storm whale]

yuh

[twin lake]

And using evergy drink for cocktails
With like a vodka or jeager or rum
With a bit of lemon mmmm

[storm whale]

don't jello shots really fuck with you the day after

[crisp hornet]

We did a white elephant in my ela class before winter break and i got a monster in my gift, and that was how my addiction began

[indigo hull]

Depends on how many you had

[short orbit]

Bubblessss

[indigo hull]

I got a little buzzed but not outright drunk

[short orbit]

🫧

I got drunk once

It didn’t feel good

[twin lake]

Although jack with like a lemonade is kinda good
Lemonade of course with bubbles

[short orbit]

Yeah

[bleak warren]

bingo edition?

[storm whale]

of what?

[bleak warren]

#announcements

[storm whale]

oh

[ruby zealot]

OH NO IM A SQUARE

[indigo hull]

What is he doing now?

[twin lake]

I dont care

[storm whale]

same

[ruby zealot]

reels bingo

[twin lake]

Its almost 2 am

[indigo hull]

Ok chat I Lwk have a question

[bleak warren]

it looks like he's combining YLYL with bingo somehow

[twin lake]

And im playing siege

[storm whale]

what's up?

[indigo hull]

Should I go sing in the rain?

[twin lake]

Yes

[storm whale]

if you want to

[ruby zealot]

please do

[bleak warren]

i did it once, it was a glorious feeling, and i was happy again

[indigo hull]

Sounds whimsical

[bleak warren]

it was, i was laughing at clouds and shit

[storm whale]

if i was gonna sing in the rain I'd want headphones but I don't want to break mine

[indigo hull]

I did that once

Shit I just be staring at Christmas lights right now

[storm whale]

why

are they hung up?

[ruby zealot]

sometimes i wonder if i even exist

[storm whale]

real

[crisp hornet]

realest thing anyones said in this server

[bleak warren]

i'm eating my leftover taco bell. i got a box for lunch and i couldn't finish it so i'm eating the burrito and the chips now

[ruby zealot]

im scared.

[storm whale]

why?

[ruby zealot]

death ig

[indigo hull]

We got some blue Christmas lights to spice up our front porch

It’s ethereal when you’re zooted

[crisp hornet]

i wish i could eat taco bell, i just got my braces and i cant chew fucking shit

[storm whale]

that's fair but death isn't something you can normally have any control over

so why be scared now?

[ruby zealot]

not death but what comes after death

[storm whale]

ahhh yeah that's the part that terrifies me too

stopping

[indigo hull]

Look on the bright side

[storm whale]

I try

[indigo hull]

Yeah don’t look at the sun for too long

[storm whale]

I'm ginger so I'm aware

[coral token]

yes ylyl pushed to tomorrow before people @ me

[indigo hull]

The rain is back

[storm whale]

they're still gonna

[ruby zealot]

wait a minute if im gonna die anyways why not do random shit

[indigo hull]

Time to be whimsical again

[crisp hornet]

there was meant to be a ylyl today?

[coral token]

was

[ruby zealot]

im gonna change colleges

and hopefully get in

[flat token]

They get worse they were so bad. I kept pulling mine off.

[storm whale]

you sure that's some you want? idk if it's that big of a deal in Europe but that shit is hella expensive here

[ruby zealot]

its free in germany

[storm whale]

if you want it go for it then

no downsides

[crisp hornet]

well honestly friday works better, cuz i can actually stay up to watch it on friday

[crisp hornet]

Thank you, such encouraging words

[storm whale]

sometimes I forget people in here actually watch jimmyhere

idk how I manage it

[crisp hornet]

i originally joined this server cuz i wanted to submit ylyl vids

[storm whale]

same

then I never did

[crisp hornet]

i stayed cuz the people are fun to yap with

[storm whale]

real

[indigo hull]

idk why i came here

but im here now

i've only made like two submissions

[storm whale]

won't find me complaining

[ruby zealot]

20k messages in under a month

[indigo hull]

damn

[crisp hornet]

the only servers im in are this one, the binding of isaac server, the binding of isaac epiphany server, gd colons server, and a pvz infinite fusion server

[storm whale]

for glaggle? that's crazy

[indigo hull]

a good portion of it is probably me spouting random history bullshit

[storm whale]

I'm in a bunch of servers for the emojis

[storm whale]

again, not gonna complain cuz history is baller

[crisp hornet]

the main thing ive learned from this server is to be wary of new members

[storm whale]

very wise

[storm whale]

they're the most vicious

[indigo hull]

just like Darth Plagueis

[ruby zealot]

-pizza pog wise words smudge

[indigo hull]

damn thats crazy

[storm whale]

[indigo hull]

what, haven't you heard about his tragedy?

[storm whale]

yes

[storm whale]

[ruby zealot]

hi demon

i think i found the oldest message ever

[storm whale]

let's see it

[storm whale]

also the original general chat got archived so there is older

[olive flicker]

They do not want yall going back to the first messages

[storm whale]

oh?

[crisp hornet]

why

[ruby zealot]

ok

[storm whale]

what for

[crisp hornet]

what are they hiding

[upbeat charm]

is it that bad?

[olive flicker]

Not necessarily the first messages but they dont want people to edit their way old messages for them to not see

Because they only moderate the current stuff, not the old stuff

[storm whale]

oooohhhhh that makes sense

[crisp hornet]

ima go play isaac, bye yall

[real python]

Why is everything so funny at 1am

[olive flicker]

Youre drunk floob

[real python]

I'm just not tho

[olive flicker]

you're drunk

[real python]

Bro

[ruby zealot]

is floob drunk?
damn

[storm whale]

congratulations on magically becoming drunk

[lusty gorge]

I'm eating the person underneath me

[ruby zealot]

yummy

i taste like rotten fish

[lusty gorge]

Aight come here

[storm whale]

welp bye bye puppeteer

[lusty gorge]

Yummers

[olive flicker]

Is that a reference to MM's shirt

[karmic shell]

bratsnfil

[ruby zealot]

real eyes
realize
real lies

[flat token]

Who’s drunk?

[ruby zealot]

deep thoughts with the deep

[storm whale]

dear god.............

[real python]

Nobody bro I'm fine

They just joking

[flat token]

That’s what a drunk person says

[indigo hull]

remember when the Joker got crushed by that piano

Pepperidge Farms remembers

[ruby zealot]

no

[real python]

My brother in christ how does one sound drunk through text

[storm whale]

loony toons ahh

[ruby zealot]

floob. i can even smell it

[indigo hull]

its possible

[candid shale]

Hello everyone

[real python]

If I was drunk I wouldn't even be here

[coral token]

your bio contains incorrect information

[storm whale]

who?

[olive flicker]

You're drunk!!

[bleak warren]

what's the best planet?

[real python]

Saturn

[coral token]

not pluto cause it's not a planet

[candid shale]

Pluto is the best planet!

[real python]

Mf got a ring

[candid shale]

Pluto is a planet in the states of Illinois and New Mexico

[languid grove]

Meow

[ruby zealot]

no

[coral token]

nay.

[candid shale]

And possibly the whole United States soon

[real python]

BARK

[bleak warren]

i genuinely like a planet i'm not gonna say the name of here because chat is full of chuckleheads

[flat token]

I’m from Illinois. We do not think Pluto is a planet. We think it’s dwarf planet

[coral token]

i see you

[real python]

What even is Illinois

[coral token]

the blue water planet

[flat token]

Now we definitely know you’re drunk

[indigo hull]

gotta give it to Venus

[real python]

Ik it's a state in the US but what is the purpose of illinois

[bleak warren]

i have mental illinois

[ruby zealot]

i was gonna make a stupid joke but i would sound immature

[storm whale]

Chicago land

[scarlet eagle]

What did I just walk into???

[candid shale]

I was Illinois, but now I'm Curedinois

[flat token]

To be honest, Illinois is a shit hole

[coral token]

i was gonna take a sip of my drink but i miscalculated, so i missedasippi

[scarlet eagle]

I know

[coral token]

haha

😂

[real python]

[storm whale]

you get a gold star tables

[indigo hull]

live laugh love phillinoyes

[ruby zealot]

OH SCREW YOU THALES

[coral token]

hell yeah

[flat token]

Tables?

[storm whale]

yessir

that's his name

[ruby zealot]

thalesser

[flat token]

Goodbye Thales hello tables

[storm whale]

you said the same thing twice

[flat token]

Who?

[storm whale]

you

[bleak warren]

🫔 that's my friend tamales

[coral token]

me

[flat token]

Hi tables

[indigo hull]

Wales

[ruby zealot]

smudge

pizza pog

[languid shore]

Hobbits when asked why they don’t like human taverns

[scarlet eagle]

Scottlandy

[lusty gorge]

Scottcandy
Scotland candy

[bleak warren]

i find stuff like this genuinely funny, thank you

[scarlet eagle]

“Scotland foreva”

[indigo hull]

its funny you say that

today was the 280th anniversary of the Battle of Culloden

[scarlet eagle]

Why do we know this

[lusty gorge]

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THIS

HELLO?!

[indigo hull]

BECAUSE I HAD ANCESTORS WHO PARTICIPATED IN IT

[lusty gorge]

Fuckin nerd

Get in the locker

[indigo hull]

SCUSE ME!?

[lusty gorge]

Or I'ma give you a knuckle sandwich

[indigo hull]

that sounds yummy

[lusty gorge]

..

[indigo hull]

[languid shore]

You’re welcome!

[storm whale]

what did this entail

[shell dome]

Dose it have baloney? Or like Swiss cheese?

[lusty gorge]

Holy shit you used the right you're!

[indigo hull]

*yro'ue

[lusty gorge]

No
It is loaded with casino chips tho

[shell dome]

Ooooo yummy

[indigo hull]

no only kraft singles

[thorn isle]

guys, i have news

[scarlet eagle]

Funny you mention LOTR: I own 13 of many Tolkien’s middle earth books and a tapestry of the map of middle earth on my wall

[lusty gorge]

What's the news, mclovin?

[thorn isle]

i got a hot goth gf guys, sigh, jimbo would be so proud

[lusty gorge]

[coral token]

women? not on my watch

[scarlet eagle]

WHAT???

[coral token]

men on the other hand, yes

[ruby zealot]

thales the woman blocker
blocking women since the year 800

[real python]

Finally I agree with a Thales statement

[lusty gorge]

Holy Fossil

[indigo hull]

i agree with this sheep thing

[real python]

That's a wooloo

[scarlet eagle]

I don’t know if I do…

[storm whale]

woolooloo

[real python]

A pan Wooloo more specifically

[indigo hull]

indeed

[olive flicker]

Gucci's on my pj's

[scarlet eagle]

Johnny depths???

[olive flicker]

That's John Deep

[strong sequoia]

Man my brain is frozen.. idk what to make the Dark/Ghost umbreon be based off..

[real python]

It's me

[ruby zealot]

im gonna sleep before i nuke myself night demon
night floob
night glaggle
night...MODS
night the man staring at me

[indigo hull]

fiber optic cable

[strong sequoia]

No, actually.

[real python]

Nini

[storm whale]

night puppeteer

[scarlet eagle]

“Night”
-the man staring at you

[olive flicker]

[real python]

We're literally the deep and black noir bro

[lusty gorge]

How about I give you a swirly

[real python]

Ha ha aaah ha

[scarlet eagle]

I cast… silence.

[bleak warren]

please tell me you didn't take that seriously

that wasn't actual bullying

💀

[scarlet eagle]

Bro it’s just a spell…

[indigo hull]

one could say i am laughing my ass off

[bleak warren]

i'm a mod, if i thought there was actual bullying happening i'd do something about it

[indigo hull]

he's a friend too

[lusty gorge]

Mods are just chill like that here
You can bully someone just don't to too far

[languid shore]

Cool. I’m I think around halfway through the Silmarillion

[bleak warren]

yeah nah i let y'all banter

i know the difference between banter and actual bullying

[scarlet eagle]

Peak, I learned halfway through the Amazon show that it was based on that

[slow geyser]

Dude if you getting muted by every mod every time they see you then it fs aint the mods problem

[bleak warren]

i talk to that guy dude all the time, he's fine

[lusty gorge]

Nah dw I'm nice
I just like to be an annoying guy

[indigo hull]

JuuuuuuuuustAnAnnoyingGuy

[scarlet eagle]

Who doesn’t? Frbro

[bleak warren]

dude what

[coral token]

I'm lost

[short orbit]

Very nice he’s my best friend

[scarlet eagle]

I have no words other than “I have no words”

[languid grove]

[indigo hull]

Hi lost im Glaggle

[scarlet eagle]

Hi gaggle I’m existing

[lusty gorge]

I have no mouth and I must scream

[scarlet eagle]

I am me

[indigo hull]

i have no mouth and i must eat

[lusty gorge]

I am

[bleak warren]

IV

[real python]

I have no nose and I must smell

[indigo hull]

damn you right

[languid grove]

I have no feet and I must walk

[indigo hull]

no wait you're smudge my fault

[real python]

Prosthetics

[lusty gorge]

I have no animal and I must crossing

[bleak warren]

i'm just confused

[scarlet eagle]

“I am a cat and must “meow” “

[languid grove]

YOU GET A PROSTHETIC NOSE THEN

[plush bone]

oh that book

[real python]

IT DOESNT WORK LIKE THAT

[plush bone]

i need to read it

[languid grove]

WAH WAH WAH

[indigo hull]

reminds me of that fat guy from Mad Max Fury Road

[scarlet eagle]

An… iron lung per se?

[real python]

IM GONNA TRAP YOU IN A WATER BOTTLE

[lusty gorge]

Say that again...

[languid grove]

[scarlet eagle]

[real python]

Blehhhh

[languid grove]

BWEHHH

[lusty gorge]

When I'm eating yogurt without silverware

[real python]

I had to force hon to sleep early

[languid grove]

Ew

[real python]

Like 9pm early

[scarlet eagle]

An iron lung… per se?

[languid grove]

Use a spoon you heathen

[languid grove]

GOOD

[lusty gorge]

Ay some of us too lazy to wash out a spoon

[languid grove]

I have therapy tomorrow so I really should sleep but meh

[languid grove]

IT TAKES 2 SECONDS

[real python]

IK ITS GOOD BUT I MISS THEM YOU BUTT

[storm whale]

its more efficient

[scarlet eagle]

Your mom says quite a lot… don’t know what to think abt that

[indigo hull]

the humble spork

[lusty gorge]

WHAT IF IM TRYNA DO A YOGURT SPEEDRUN

[languid grove]

WELL THAT’S TOO DAMN BAD

[scarlet eagle]

The humble sporife

[indigo hull]

Sporcules

[languid grove]

If you both had a healthy sleep schedule since you both live in the same damn country, this wouldn’t be a problem

[scarlet eagle]

Oi! 5 hours is healthy

[indigo hull]

ehhh depends

[bleak warren]

a your mom joke is fine. a racist joke is very, very not fine.

[storm whale]

where did that come from

[lusty gorge]

Someone bring Brody Foxx here please

[languid grove]

Making racist jokes is not cool

[scarlet eagle]

It’s not really a joke per se, more or so an observation.

[bleak warren]

i can only guess this person 1) doesn't use english as a first language and 2) isn't 13 yet

that's about all the sense i can make of this

[real python]

[indigo hull]

you're making sense of this?

I applaud you

[bleak warren]

i'm trying

[short orbit]

Bubble don’t like that bubbles

[storm whale]

did someone make a racist joke?

[scarlet eagle]

You managed to make scence of this????

[lusty gorge]

Maybe they're a "rules are meant to be broken" typa person?

[scarlet eagle]

No

[indigo hull]

🟡 🫳 💨 🍋

[real python]

Smudge is attempting to understandmaxx rn even though she's being brutally vocal mogged

[indigo hull]

lemon for your troubles

[bleak warren]

no, i think that new person is saying they used to, but their mom made them stop, and now they try to stop other people from bullying because their mom said so?

[scarlet eagle]

Le mon!!! Noooo!

[indigo hull]

thats not your lemon brosephus

[lusty gorge]

Ok wait now I'm confused

What the fuck

[indigo hull]

why the fuck

[languid grove]

I have almost finished chapter 1 of danganronpa v2

[storm whale]

huh. yeah I couldn't have possibly gleaned that information from anything

[coral token]

anywho...

[real python]

How the fuck?

[lusty gorge]

When the fuck

[indigo hull]

where the fuck

[storm whale]

Who the fuck

[bleak warren]

i tested in the top percentile in reading comprehension in school

[coral token]

the bot caught it

[scarlet eagle]

RIP to the mods

[real python]

Ruh roh raggy

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[coral token]

they said they can't be racist anymore cause their mom doesn't want it

💀

[indigo hull]

thats lwk crazy

[real python]

[languid grove]

Woah, must be why you have glasses obviously

[scarlet eagle]

Nice… I sucked at English classes and still probably do.

[coral token]

or as they said ''racismmaxxing''

[lusty gorge]

How tf have they been here for longer than me

[indigo hull]

the glasses make her smart

[storm whale]

I'd probably do the same, I just wasn't reading their stuff and I assume a portion of it was blocked by the bot

[languid grove]

Exactly

[bleak warren]

like i said earlier, i think english isn't their first language and i think they're under 13

[real python]

You actually take clavicular seriously?

[narrow atlas]

This has gotta be bait

[real python]

[scarlet eagle]

Because it is

[lusty gorge]

Then that means they joined at like 7-8 years old

[coral token]

we are doomed as a society.

[languid grove]

How old are you?

[indigo hull]

i wouldn't put it past them

[real python]

Our brains are shrinking

[rancid garden]

ugh

[scarlet eagle]

We were doomed long before that, comrade

[indigo hull]

they're getting smoother

[storm whale]

most probably

[coral token]

no no, this just seals it

[rancid garden]

i cant get that stupid fucking super mario vs cod rap video out of my head lmao

pls tell me u guys also see nthat

[scarlet eagle]

Oh no…

[indigo hull]

🐟

[rancid garden]

"is THIS really what the call of duty is?"

"yes."

[scarlet eagle]

“This is a bucket”

[coral token]

HAHAHAHA

[bleak warren]

oh dear lord.

[scarlet eagle]

🪣

[lusty gorge]

You know what that means

[coral token]

tHIS IS SO FUNNY

[bleak warren]

there is no actual way i just read that.

[real python]

You don't need a gf you need the shrink

[indigo hull]

i physically recoiled at it

[languid grove]

Rika don’t laugh, don’t be mean

[undone cypress]

its also stuck in my head
i think i have it saved

[rancid garden]

🧽 + ⭐ = 🐚 ?

[real python]

Go psychwardmaxx

[languid grove]

Okay maybe let’s not say things like that

[indigo hull]

elite ball knowledge

[undone cypress]

"kill everyone"

wait wrong one

[rancid garden]

"elite ball knowledge" and it's fucking spongebob

[scarlet eagle]

Yes

[real python]

We both know it's entirely justified

[indigo hull]

ITS OLD SPONGEBOB

[undone cypress]

everything is elite ball

[rancid garden]

wait a fucking minute

[languid grove]

Not very nice Floob

[scarlet eagle]

We don’t have minutes

[rancid garden]

is ur server tag the redseas thing

[rancid garden]

random kid on the bus

[indigo hull]

what if i want to mait a winute?

[languid grove]

No it’s not

[real python]

[storm whale]

then do it

[undone cypress]

yes!!!

[lusty gorge]

How do you weigh one minute?

[rancid garden]

oh...

ur one of those...friday funky people........

[undone cypress]

what

[scarlet eagle]

Random kid with a beta disk and a desktop not realizing he is going to get into some severe time loop shanagins

[indigo hull]

football fields per McDonald's

[languid grove]

You don’t say someone needs to see a shrink and go to psych ward just because their English isn’t very good and they’re young??

C’mon Floob, you know better than that

[rancid garden]

just typing shit ig

[undone cypress]

i lowk have no interest in fnf
i just like redseas' stuff

[real python]

You read what they said right?

[rancid garden]

i cry.....

i wanted to show my epic music to u.....but u hate me......

[scarlet eagle]

It’s not random…

[undone cypress]

WAITY NO

[languid grove]

About wanting to be popular with girls on Valentine’s Day?

[rancid garden]

crys........

[undone cypress]

NO DONT CRIE

[rancid garden]

im #SAD now......

[lusty gorge]

Waity

[rancid garden]

amy rose...ur are...

problematic medias......

[undone cypress]

im going to make sure nobody finds you

[indigo hull]

there's parts of that i think you glossed over

[real python]

Mhm

[undone cypress]

wega and the lost medias

[coral token]

LOOKSMAXXING 🥀

[real python]

Thales gets it

[rancid garden]

problematic poop medias

[lusty gorge]

Good
I'ma be like Houdini in this bitch

Finna disappear

[storm whale]

didn't that guy go to prison or something

[real python]

Twice

[rancid garden]

ok but fr amy do u wanna see an old song teaser

[storm whale]

checks out

[scarlet eagle]

🥀

[rancid garden]

its an old thing i made but, iirc, never finished

[undone cypress]

yes

[real python]

One for playing that Kanye song in a club and the other for mag dumping a dead alligator

[lusty gorge]

I thought that said "cheeks out" 🥀

[storm whale]

both deserve prison

[scarlet eagle]

Both get prison by law…

[narrow atlas]

That happened recently. You sure it wasn’t jail?

[storm whale]

hey hey hey i know people tend to see what they want but we can't have that here

[coral token]

BRO IS USING CHAT GPT

[rancid garden]

@undone cypress check #music

[storm whale]

good

[coral token]

😭

I CAN'T BREATHE

[lusty gorge]

How did you know?

[coral token]

TEARING UP

[bleak warren]

i'm just in awe at this point

[storm whale]

telepathy

[real python]

Brotein shake please stop you're gonna kill us

[lusty gorge]

Checks out

[coral token]

WHEEZING

[real python]

[undone cypress]

one giggle and im dead
sickness is no joke

[languid grove]

The looksmaxxing part??

[narrow atlas]

I still think this is bait

[storm whale]

this can't be real right

[scarlet eagle]

WEEZER mentions!!!

[lusty gorge]

General is just a comedy show for mods rn bro

[storm whale]

truth

[languid grove]

Or am I missing something

[real python]

Clavicular

[indigo hull]

I’m glad I’m not high right now

[undone cypress]

big misser reference holy shit

[scarlet eagle]

It’s discord, we’re lucky this is even close to real at all

[indigo hull]

I’d be questioning my sanity if I was

[scarlet eagle]

Cooked

[real python]

Who is brotein shake

[coral token]

i am about to drop to the floor

[indigo hull]

Don’t die on us Thales

[scarlet eagle]

Life alert atp bro

[indigo hull]

We can’t lose you

[lusty gorge]

Do NOT let bro answer a scam call

[coral token]

100% they are asking chatgpt what is brotein shake

[languid grove]

What does that mean

[indigo hull]

[coral token]

problematic youtuber...

[scarlet eagle]

I will try as well

[coral token]

that went to jail twice

and is the promoter of the ''looksmaxxing'' thing

[real python]

A looksmaxxer who is openly racist, pumps himself full of substances and is friends with the tates

[indigo hull]

Damn

[real python]

And he mag dumped a dead alligator

[lusty gorge]

The fuck the alligator corpse do?!
Try to bite him?!!?

[scarlet eagle]

Cooked whilst chopped… Whomst’d’ve known we would get to this point

[indigo hull]

That’s what I’m wondering

[bleak warren]

humanity isn't cooked, we're burnt to a crisp

[storm whale]

no he's just a piece of shit

[toxic horizon]

hmm....

[undone cypress]

we're an air fryer crumb

[real python]

[rancid garden]

u aint nothin but a hound doguh

[languid grove]

Oh I see

[lusty gorge]

Ykw
Sure
Keep spitting bars buddy

[indigo hull]

Mom come pick me up I’m scared

[coral token]

also this kid has been saying ''he can't be racist anymore or racistmaxxing cause mom gets mad''

[toxic horizon]

what are we talking about here...

[languid grove]

Y’know there are other ways for girls to like you and that definitely isn’t one of the ways

[undone cypress]

so when are we banning him

[coral token]

velarunes day

[indigo hull]

Get out with your sanity intact

[coral token]

DELTARUNE DAY

[indigo hull]

YOOOOOOOOO

[toxic horizon]

ok...

[real python]

YEAAAAAH

[undone cypress]

delt rune tomworrow

[languid grove]

It’s sad that the youth is being taught this stuff

[coral token]

when i had enough fun

[storm whale]

deltarune tomorrow

[lusty gorge]

YYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[toxic horizon]

wait why

[indigo hull]

Don’t even ask

[toxic horizon]

if u say so

[indigo hull]

It’s mad max out there

[real python]

I'm so happy that when I grew up the most brain damaging thing we had was MLG Peppa Pig and modern warfare 3

[languid grove]

Oh boy

[lusty gorge]

Aight let's ban him in like 10 mins

[toxic horizon]

im jst go out of the door

[bleak warren]

WHOA HANG ON

[toxic horizon]

bye

[undone cypress]

HUHHH

[indigo hull]

Amen Brobylon Empire

[languid grove]

AAAAAAA

[storm whale]

mods can we ban this guy

[lusty gorge]

Ok nvm ban him rn

[undone cypress]

IM FUCKING WHEEZING

[rancid garden]

oh amy i also posted woman in #art 👀

[bleak warren]

Thales i think we need to let him go now

[undone cypress]

WHATTTTT

[coral token]

ok i had enough fun, bye

[undone cypress]

i saw woman

[indigo hull]

Throw rocks at him

[storm whale]

thank you thales

[rancid garden]

wait huh what happened lmao

[undone cypress]

oh boy operation auger time

[bleak warren]

and he wonders why mods don't like him. sweet baby jesus on a bicycle.

[rancid garden]

what did i miss bro

[toxic horizon]

should've thrown a tree

[undone cypress]

guy got banned lol

[real python]

Bro made a statement so bad the whole mod team smited him

[indigo hull]

What a fucking clown show

[coral token]

that kid is..gonna grow up to be something. something bad.

[lusty gorge]

His last words
"No talk. I nice"

[storm whale]

nothing good

[indigo hull]

Holy shit

[rancid garden]

[undone cypress]

youtube

[languid grove]

We can only hope his mom guides him to a better path

[toxic horizon]

also can someone explain it to me
my sanity is NOT intact right now

[rancid garden]

because YOUtube...is where the POOP is!

[real python]

Or the medical facilities

[indigo hull]

I’m praying for his mother

[toxic horizon]

whay the FUCK just hapepned

[languid grove]

Don’t worry about it

[lusty gorge]

IM FUCKING WEEZING

[undone cypress]

hank hell battles a god worshipper
please know what im referencing

[indigo hull]

It’s a Stone Luigi

[rancid garden]

a litle bit of soos, a little bit of jeej

[storm whale]

fugettabouttet

[coral token]

that was something!

[undone cypress]

a lil bit of swaws

[scarlet eagle]

I was gone for 2 minutes. What the actual happened here

[real python]

Gabagool

[storm whale]

indoubitably

[rancid garden]

bro hit us with that YooY

[toxic horizon]

thought you were caine for a sec

[lusty gorge]

IM FUCKING DYING

[indigo hull]

Tony Soprano

[scarlet eagle]

Not on my watch

[storm whale]

don't die just live

[toxic horizon]

ima js scroll up

[real python]

I almost had an asthma attack at that

[languid grove]

When I have a kid, I fear for what kind of other kids they will have to deal with in school

[scarlet eagle]

Don’t

[real python]

Dude nearly did kill me

[rancid garden]

bro really hit us with that GEE! It sure is BORING around here! My BOY! This peace is what ALL true warriors strive for!

[scarlet eagle]

You will be brainrotted alive

[toxic horizon]

Ive seen worse bro

[lusty gorge]

Idk why just "no talk. I nice" got me nearly dead for no reason

[toxic horizon]

IVE SEEN WORSE

[scarlet eagle]

Very well

[coral token]

i just tried peanut butter m&ms for the first time and i think this is the best stuff ever

[languid grove]

YUM

[indigo hull]

Bro discovered peak

[real python]

I want some now

[coral token]

they are so fat

[languid grove]

I wish they weren’t so expensive in the UK for no reason

[scarlet eagle]

Beautiful

[lusty gorge]

Wait till you hear Abt Reese's pieces

[coral token]

they have so much p butter

[languid grove]

Floob have you seen m&m prices

[bleak warren]

those are goated

[coral token]

reese's don't exist here ❤️

[languid grove]

[coral token]

yet

[scarlet eagle]

Try adding them as a cookie addin, best ever

[undone cypress]

do you fw king of the hill ytps

[indigo hull]

FUCK YOU JIM, STEALING MY REESE’S PIECES

[rancid garden]

@undone cypress your majesty...

ganon and his minions have SEIZED the island of koridai!

[real python]

No because Honley buys my m&ms

[rancid garden]

fuck...Yes.

[indigo hull]

Hmmm, how can we help?

[languid grove]

WHAT THE FLIP

[real python]

I cook for them its JUSTIFIED

[rancid garden]

it is written: only LINK, can defeat ganon!

[undone cypress]

the unknown link
wimzy

[toxic horizon]

js scrolled up
i still dont know what js happened

[real python]

When I go up to visit I cook in exchange for snacks

[scarlet eagle]

Dang. Well o can’t find him in Texas… try elsewhere maybe.

[undone cypress]

guy got banned

[indigo hull]

AVGN ytps are goated

[lusty gorge]

God dude my stomach still hurts

[toxic horizon]

yeah ik
but WHY

[undone cypress]

has there been a scott the woz ytp yet

[scarlet eagle]

Wait.. that guy?

[indigo hull]

I think there’s a few

[rancid garden]

you pop this piece of crap in expecting YOUTUBE POOP, and what do you get?

well.

MF DOOM.

[real python]

I love Scott the woz

[languid grove]

Wait have you two met irl?

[indigo hull]

Don’t ask

[lusty gorge]

17

[toxic horizon]

hes DEAD
EXPLODED
VANISHED

[languid grove]

THAT’S SO SWEET I’M HAPPY FOR YOU TWO

[undone cypress]

child that has unrestricted access to the internet

[toxic horizon]

did he, perhaps, send brainrot

[scarlet eagle]

I see

[languid grove]

[real python]

It's rare

[coral token]

''Oh, i see what you mean, send this:''

[toxic horizon]

am i guessing correctly

[real python]

Because I work and things but I try my best :)

[languid grove]

Yeah the journey is probably a bit expensive but you have a car right?

[scarlet eagle]

Not brain rot, just stuff that cooked every one in this server

[real python]

Bike

[indigo hull]

AI couldn’t replicate that shit

[toxic horizon]

oh bad stuff

okay then

[scarlet eagle]

Yeah

[languid grove]

That’s cool

[scarlet eagle]

Not really bad though

[toxic horizon]

but yeah i have seen worse

[lusty gorge]

Didn't know AI had a sense of humor
Almost killed me from laughing

[languid grove]

[scarlet eagle]

Just very very poorly played

[real python]

They refuse to get on the back of it

[toxic horizon]

anyways

[languid grove]

Bikes are scary

[indigo hull]

No no that whole interaction was uniquely human

[toxic horizon]

i js woke up
how's everyone

[real python]

They're very safe

[scarlet eagle]

“OH NO… anyways”

[languid grove]

I don’t blame them

[rancid garden]

so we all agree i should be owner right
everyone: shut up

wow guys wtf...

[languid grove]

THEY HAVE NO WALLS

[lusty gorge]

A Cyborg wrote that shit
Half was human the other was ai

[undone cypress]

you need to leave!

[scarlet eagle]

Wdym??????

[real python]

I can pop wheelies

[scarlet eagle]

BANANA JIMMY!!!!

[toxic horizon]

owner of what doe...

[indigo hull]

Idk but I’m gonna have fun sleeping tonight now

[narrow atlas]

But you wear armor on bikes

[rancid garden]

I CANT USE OUTSIDE STICKERS???

[toxic horizon]

i swear i saw tenna

[rancid garden]

thats LAME

[undone cypress]

you need sticker perms

[languid grove]

I hope I can meet you or Honley one day to beat you two up irl

[rancid garden]

well, i got my emojis at least