#general
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I think I have a cold
Stuffy nose and I’m very hot but then I suddenly become very cold too
Im throwing u into a colony of ants
i cast influenzless
I can’t sleep too
🧙 ✨
🧙 ✨
I cast speedy internet
Shit I guess I’m an influencer now
clover will come back a monarch
i cast sleepeningus 🧙 ✨
Alright guys time to show you my £10,000 Chanel hall
i got that!
I cast rika
Thats fine u deserve to be royality of anta
one t-shirt
I’m already here dummy
Well I cast you
Fine I cast UNLIMITED TACO BELL
i'm queen of discord. wait scratch that, that sounds like the worst thing to be queen of
Are yall casting spells or something
yay
Bubbles made friend today
Yeah that's not a title one would want to hold
SHADOW WIZARD JIMMY GANG
Bubbles happy
shadow wizard money gang
WE LOVE CASTING SPELLS
I thought u were the queen of shadow money lizard wizard gang?
we love casting bells
who the fuck said no to we like casting spells
We love casting wells
fight me actually
this message is sponsored by: THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT
@urban valve
RIB
i am many thigns
RIKA I summon you to beat up rib
Rib imma throw u 500 cookies
Did you just self-report
into the pile
So u are many tings
Thigns
BANNED AT ONCR
i apologize in advance for mistypings
It’s nice to meet you slightly drunk

read that as misty-pings
Wine aunt
whiskey this time, actually
Does it not say that
miss typings
What
Drunk dragon
i am apologizing in advance for typing mistakes
It says misty pings
mis-typings
typos
because i have had drink
OH
It’s nice to meet you apologizing in advance for typing mistakes
there you go
graaaahhhplrgbl
Dumb
Your not stupid
Just dumb
Smh RIKA I'll fight you if you keep Insulting my friend
DON’T SEND PHOTOS OF ME HERE
🐱

rikat rikitty

You’re done
ACHOOOO
sneezy
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Wait don’t actually do that
Is this server dead or smth
no
It’s jommy here
Yeah
Yeah sorry
what do you consider dead
I can't type pregnant man emoji
They need a pregnant jimmy emoji
idk
You can still react it
do they?
Yeah its blockes
🫴 
Yes
tiny you!
There is
there's a sticker in Bryce's server but i lack the nitro to use it
rika, the sticker i made for you is still my most used
Is that chara or the girl from Scott pilgrim
HOW
Yeah also look in dms
Kim from Scott pilgrim

let's not.
What a lovely variety
Uh.. what are you doing?
They already have
I’m boiling hot AUGGHHH
The boiled one


Well it’s nice to meet you
put a damp towel on your head if you can
I can also relate
not even a paper towel?
My rikas kinda towelless
Oh yeah I have one of those
I HAVE TOWELS
🙂↕️
wet one with lukewarm water and put it on your forehead
I’m not a heathen
Are you shore
It’s nice to meet you not a heathen
ALL MY FRIENDS ARE HEATHENS
sighh
All three of you are DONE
Ok tiny lady
meow
Which three?
hey guys i just joined where are videos sumitted
so im guessing i have to wait?
yep
ok thanks
FRICK OFF
MI MI MI NEEEEEERRRRD
does anyone know how long it takes to be able to sumit
you dont even have the role
the submissions are open
HARVEY THE WONDER HAMSTER GOT SHOT UP IN O-BLOCK
yeah how long for th erole
read the rules, get the role and post
Who’s that
#ylyl-rules❗ just read it and you will see
ok
You obviously don’t know weird Al yankovic’s pet hamster
Beep
bop
I just got here
you just joined the discord?
Yep
meow
same
what didnt work
I tried to send a vid that i sent to the ylyl submissions
i can just go watch it
-# How can I make this about Lanolin
tbh i do not watch anime
Oh
yeah
You should
idk man
if you have to explain it then it may not actually be that funny...
is mine funny?
Well if jimmy does watch it he might not know why its funny
jimmy doesn't really read this chat
Good point
so if he doesn't know he's not gonna know
It's for the best probably
thats why i attached the explanation to the vid
jimothy doesnt read it for a reason
Yeah
Is this week's ylyl delayed due to the Japan stuff btw
in a couple of this vods a phone number was posted in twitch chat
are you telling or asking
I got hacked and I was sending my friends NSFW group chat 😭
No way is that Ralsei deltarune
"Is this weeks ylyl delayed" is probably a question
hey you said btw
but is it
In the flesh
Nice!
If I still have a ralsei obsession in a few years I might dye my hair pure white
Just wait for your hair to gray, it’s free
scary stuff
Nah fam im going for blinding white like angel stuff
Will i get an answer to my question btw
Chewsday
it hasnt started just yet
Today is Wednesday
A new day
But not for me!
It's 7 am Wednesday for me
it is 11 pm tuesday for me
The only time zone that matters is my time zone, the rest are factually insignificant
6pm Tuesday for me
You have to stop living in the past
12am wednesday here
how i cant come back
Damn bro's living in the future
You an Eastern European?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN X
A little more east
I KNOW WHAT TIMEZONE I'M IN
Your time zone is not real apparently
My timezone is the only one that matters, trust
nuh uh only mine
Erm actually it was 12:01 when you sent that message
12 AM Wednesday for me
can u dont
We’re in the same timezone goofy
Ah. Western Asian

A tiny bit more west...
im gonna see if the akinator can guess jimmy/TYLER
Japan
Turkey
Are you in the Caucasus, or something??? Lands in between type shit
Night night my sillies I love you all 🫂
💚

Goodnight
South..
Some people have no regards for what's appropriate to do at 1 in the morning
I am going out and killing some people
Slash J, FBI agent
Non non non go sleep
good answer
I'll give you a hint
Literally the world's center of attention rn
Egypt
Non? What are you, french?
Bruh
Oui
get on your pc and play video games until 1 pm
It’s nice to meet you Going out and killing some people, my name is Jerry!
Don’t slash my uncle, what the fuck
meow
I’m like 90% sure that counts as Western Asia
I know this one, the Earth's core!
I'm gonna make you suffer so slowly, you're gonna beg for a bullet
I'm currently on the couch recovering from a terrible shower experience
the akinator is asking if hes a gamer would yall say jimmy is a gamer
It's called the middle east
No
ok
I know. It’s on the western part of the Asian continent
It’s nice to meet you, gonna make you suf-
nobody calls it that bro
Hi "really dumb"
NOT MY NAME
I’m aware, but it’s still apart of the continent
Its so funny to me that someone at paramount genuinely leaked the movie to some random guy on x
That's what your bio says so, you're lying?
So was the answer Lebanon
:3
No that's our neighbour
the akinator guessed jimmyhere in 26 questions
Hello I'm your neighbor, goodbye I'll see you later
nuh uh
dang yall are old
It gets flagged
oh no
I wonder why
nigeria
That might be good
The Commander of His Beanyness's Armed Forces is here :)
I'm glad Scotland isn't flagged
Are we actually a taboo subject already
mars
It's raining, all my problems, worries and fears are erased for the time being.
Didn't know it's 7 am there, too rn
oh hell no
brooo
Mods
It's about avoiding conflict talks.
Anddd that's a bypass
Dawg.
no the country
I think they meant the country
Fr@nce
We are on the context on countries
Still a bypass nonetheless
Immediately a ban
oohoooh
If you meant the country, you wouldn’t censor it
i can wait for the appeals
The country name gets flagged
Next time put the country in parentheses
should be THAT long right?
i thought soemone said it was flagged
Oh
We’re talking about countries, the country name is just flagged
My mistake
thankyou
My mistake original gangsta
Fair
i dont mess with that gangter stuff!
Hey chat what's you guy's opinion on Bush's Brown Sugar Hickory Smoked Baked Beans
Who
I like cheese scones
asked
they are my favorite beans ever
ROASTED
Your cousin
And discard of your footwear as well
Yo mama
i dont have a cousin
Never had one, sounds good
Everyone has a cousin
Has anyone ever heard of Joe?
🤔
Joe who???
You’ll never know
aw man
aint joe glad you are the bean man
yes
Man I have really good memes that aren't appropriate
:0
really now?
real
can y'all grow up a little so I can send it
Stole it from banned people
only one way to find out if they are approptriate
Shart 🦈
No they're not
im old
I'm gonna send them in the mod chat, you get no privilege
gng im prob the youngest here only i need to grow up
Say that again?
That again
so selfish
this guy knows
Once you taste power you'll understand
can i get a link to the message in gen
#no access
As if
LINK IN GEN
noooo
oh boy it sure would suck if chez from cheezitoes cavern was in the server
IT WAS A TRAP YOU FOOL
Thales should give me mod so I can bully people
Mooods
When is mod apps I want it just to see it and then I’ll step down
Never
Booooo
Gimme your lunch money nerd
“Become” like you already aren’t
I don't have all the power yet
well i can actually leave the server
discordtator
We should shove Thales into a locker
I have the equivalent power of a vice president
serber
So close yet so far
Thales i will declare war
Serber
i have the power of a prisoner
My country has a taboo with vice presidents
Idk Argentina lore
They virtually ALWAYS end up fighting or opposing the president
my country has a hated president
That doesn’t narrow it down at all
And the vice president figure is literally useless

Thales as a VP do you bring death to the MPLA?
They only serve two purposes, which are presiding the Senate and replacing the president under some circumstances
Other than that, they're absolutely useless
All politicians suck, when is anarchy
Screams a little bit loud
Not Beanlandia
Shoots you 57.3 times
They sound like children having a tantrum
if its on earth i colonized it
we should go back to the dark ages
28 stab wounds
my people are called "humans" 🤯
oh nvm then
We should go to a fantasy world
She's just petty , not getting into the topic too deep
and soon the moon
wait are you from Universe #43?
no #67
They say mr.president how did you win like that
im from #28
I don't vote for you
I call you a nerd and then everyone votes for me then I shove you in a locker
That's the real situation that would happen
That’s how US VP works too more or less
And I said well, you just look at me, frankly

FDR was best us pres
Yeah that's how they work in most places
Line of succession
can i object the election
im just here
No you can't
i want to take it to supreme court
I'll send tony after you
he is supreme court
I literally control 6 out of the 9 judges
bucko
SIX NINE
I guess theres only one thing i can do to regain your love
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
die
TO THE WINDOOOOOOW
XBOX
that was a good one dont you guys think 😄
too the wall
thing
Thing
[redacted]
no capital bucko
forgor
hello everyone, it's me, carcus
Carcus?
ok
carcass?
Robert, I am properly moisturized
what
Robert, it’s pissing me off
brother doesn't know the Marcus lore
Robert, Applebee's is gone.
south carolina is gone
scout
ONE LETTER
My towns Applebees is being torn down to build a Chic-Fil-A
good

Sadge
that sucks
Whataburger better
It’s a good thing, I love Chic-Fil-A
eh
i like applebees steak
Are you affiliated at all to the $6 Srimp Special?
I don’t think I’ve ever been to Applebees
If i want chicken there’s a local place that does it better
Yall wont catch me in a chic fil a
What company isn’t
KFC should close
7/11 probably
b-but
Chicken sandwich
But we won’t have colonel sanders dancing on a table anymore
I got KFC and it was zero crispy, oily, soggy, flavorless and cold
only had kfc once
Anyways im eepy
Exclusive mountain dew tho
Hello eepy my name is Jerry
Gnini gang
guys should i ping jimmyherebot
Hi jerry
Never even been to Applebees but my towns Applebees was notorious for being filthy
Lmao
im pinging jimmyherebot
Every time I see Applebee's logo I can't help but to see nikocado avocado
@sudden nest
Nothing will happen
ik
@himmyjere
i leave now
Arkansas is pronounced “are-can-saw” btw
I declare war
I am informed of such
it's our-kansas
Both are valid
*are-kansas
Nah. If it ever was than the US def changed it after the red scare
I don’t say anything because Arkansas doesn’t exist
It’s actually illegal to say the “wrong” pronunciation of Arkansas in Arkansas
The united states isnt real
You got problems with commies?
As a resident of the US, I fucking wish
None of this is real this is all just made up this is a figment of your inagination
Nope, but the US does
Howdy
are you part of shadow wizard money gang
I wanna go south but I’m not 18
minor alert
Wtf does traveling in a direction have to do with your age
No
I want to live south is what I mean by “go”
I am more of a fanatical cyborg. I do science, not magic
As in move
Make that double
make it triple
Woah
That’s not a very nice thing to say
If I hear a 12 year old say 67 one more time I’m gonna lose it
hey how do i get image perms
I miss when brainrot was funny
By giving me your credit card info
Hey I’m not 12 but I say 67
Six seven
Because I’m SOOOO funny
im miss when brainrot was uploading half-life source code to your brain
i know your age now :)
Say it then
How the fuck did you get it from that
Yeah I’m skeptical 🧐
Yo what’s going on skeptical
from what

Also that’s quite a strange thing to say to a stranger ngl
Which sounds better?
-
Infinity Adaption?
Any pokemon that has enough infinity energy gets its existence anchored down to the world, therefore it changes look and type. -
Infinity Forms?
If the pokemon has enough Infinity energy, the chosen move can become a source move, allowing the pokemon to enter its Infinity form which changes the move to a stronger, new move.
(Like Core Enforcer -> Nihil Light)
Put bro on a watchlist
this stranger said their age in a public chat
Sneakers O’Toole
That is quite strange isn’t it
Alr, so invalid answer.. very helpful.
Nobody has said their age
I didn’t say shit 😭
Bro 🥀
If I was 12 I’d be banned
Call me macaroni
Macaroni
how old do you have to be
Man I just need some answers to ma question..
13
Thank you
You have to be 13 to use discord
Imo it should be higher
Because kids are stupid
second one
hey i know we all just met but...
Not a good start
No I will not attend your bat mitzvah
I am really dumb a lot of the time
whats your favorite color
Blue
its bar mitzvah
Potato potato
Mine is green
Beans
Potayto potahto
oh boy it sure would suck if chez from chezitoes cavern were in the server
quetzal green
Holy cow
Is your name Maize cause that shit was corny
Nah
Aight


YOU


How dare you point at me
PUT THAT FINGER DOWN
not pit that finger
NOOO NOT INTO THE PIT-
f

To be fair I didn’t play that fnaf game
Neither
I watched mark play it
It was meh tbh
I got bored
I watched a friend play it. Like the art style don’t think it would be fun to play
Yo anyone play dayz? I desperately need help :[
Art style is amazing
You
🫴 🍪

BUBBLES FOUND A FRIEND
🍪

🫧bubbles so happy🫧
🫧bubbles lost his friend because they said bubbles ugly🫧
ARE YOU ON THE FUCKING SUN HOW THE FUCK
Personally, I prefer playing at at least 50 thousand ping
Sybauaeacr
I’m scared the storms here
Then just tell it to go away
I actually have hit 50 thousand ping before
I don’t know if I have a screenshot though
that is not normal
1 game tick per sometimes gaming 🪦
what game are you PLAYING
Also really bad WiFi and my phone was hot
how the fuck
Steal a brainrot
Joking, I was playing wings of glory
I get inf ping and that’s really bad and I play on a fridge
highest I've ever hit is probably 11 thousand
HOW DOES ONE ACHIEVE THIS
When my phone isn’t that hot and when all the conditions aren’t against me, it’s actually really fun
Let me send a photo of wings of glory rq
I was playing arsenal on mobile and the internet was really bad iirc
it's not even that bad
It’s usually about 150 ping tbh
the graphics aint like realistic
Boo!
how did you even ACHIEVE this GOAL
It’s just those random moments where I hit 30,000 ping
AHHHHHH
😨
SCARD ME
Good
Not nice
33 degrees...
I’ve got a banana bread loaf cooking in the oven 🔥
IT'S SO HOT HOLY SHIT
Niceee
it's TV time
You know what else was at 33?
33
This is why your mid at games
Your just mean
The fweak!1!
Crazy how 33485 ping isn’t even the highest amount of ping I’ve seen before
What's the highest?
I want to say my highest was in the 60s
Hoooolllyyyyyyy 
My highest is inf but that’s not that bad
Fym infinite?
the K
Thing is
It gets -10 brownie points for being on roblox
Anyways, here's the thing..
I feel like I'm high rn wtf am I saying
everyone gangsta until someone cuts the brownie diagonally on the center
brownie sandwich
what
Yummers
It's all shits and giggles until someone makes a mayo and tuna brownie sandwich
oh god
Hello
Hello police I’d like to report a hate crime on a plate
dayum my entire room just light up because of lightning
But Mr officer, I was lowk just being silly like that
actual like 6 second long thunder
average midwest storm, tbh
Just stay away from windows and showers be careful
pretty sure I heard lightning strike something near here
that sucks because like half of my entire bedroom wall is a window facing the front of the house

Damn…
it's literally just an average midwestern storm tho
I'll probably sleep through it
DAMN THAT LIGHTNING WAS BRIGHT
woah, house shook
Oh shit
Uh oh
that just happens sometimes
with storms like these, a good rumble of thunder can rattle the windows
"Oh something that makes most people scared for their life. It's normal here tho" LIKE WHAT DO YOU MEAAAAN GEHE
tbh, just glad that the tree in my front yard is gone
though if my neighbor's tree get blown apart by lightning, it might cook the roof
welcome to the midwest
It WHAT 
yeah, the tree in my front yard got hit by lightning during a bad storm
this one is nowhere near as bad but it still COULD happen
We got a name drop for Minecraft movie 2 omg
storm just hit its peak, I think
should be winding down from here on
“A Minecraft sequel”
Do you have a lightning rod?
Laziest thing they coulda done for it but funniest possible thing they could have named it
nope
This is just famous last words be careful
actually maybe but if I do, it's not on the house
probably on the power line in the backyard
yowza that was a bright flash
thunder was delayed as shit though
honestly I'm probably just gonna head to sleep and sleep through it
you get used to storms like this after you get them like every damn month
Sleeeeep
Good luck and good night
Autumnn
Hai
Hey yall
Hru
I’m meh, brains trying to be weird about doing things again, but I did do things earlier so like it’s fine. How about you all
Hydra Dominatus
Good luck
That doesn’t even sound that bad
I’d personally do a substitute for the brownies though
More hand
We are pain
Hands hrm
Every time I see this I think you’re talking to me for a sec
Cookies maybe?
Going crazy
Like every single time without fail
And why is that a bad thing? It’s still a good game, despite the platform it was made on
You know ironically enough that makes me saying it even more accurate to the warhammer faction who says it
They have A LOT of sleeper agents, and it’s a common activation code
Huh
We put a chip in yo brain
I heard chips in brains
Geese
Hi
Hru geese
I thought it was one of those head accessories that used to be like really really really fucking cool back in the day on roblox

Going crazy hbu
Hungry and sick
You....
Consume thy chips and go sit under a blanket
Augh
Nope made things worse
Aw
Or my gut did that
Sometimes I feel like i'm terrible at drawing
You need some of my homemade soup
I can draw something once, but never twice. I never get the proportions right twice
Nah. It’s primarily a war cry
I make good soup
My gut is holding soggy chips and alot of gravy
The people who use are called the alpha legion, and their symbol is the hydra. Cut one head off, and two rise in its place. They are endless
They also got really cool cyan snake scale armor themes
My soup is more of a stew

This has happened to me before I get it 😭 it’s so frustrating
like u just can’t get the right look no matter how much you adjust
This is actually the reason I'm terrible at animating
And had to hire an animator for my game
None of my friends on monster hunter now are joining my hunts.
Aurelia how are the broken foot
You will have a good day
Last animation I made was a couple days ago as a practice, of a kinda like a puppet of a dog screaming
Like a sock puppet with dog ears screaming with the mouth wide open
Animation difficult
We made a ball bounce
One time
YOU

Blue is such a good color on me
Jimmynowhere (he left)
🫴 🍪

run bromite!
Guys what is the issue with ted 2
unfunny and overused
I have killed like 12 termites within the past 20 minutes
the termite slayer
I JUST SAW ANOTHER ONE FLY PAST ME
We had sort of bad termite damage in 2020
Found it
Put his ass in the vacuum
Brotein strand, these termites are so fucked up, they appeared and started bugging me while I was flossing 😭
Really crashed one of my favorite parts of my day
So anyways I closed the door and started vacuuming termites
Good morning fellow dudes. How's everyone doing?
Vacuum me twin 🪰
fan guess wut
yellow
Holy shit the titanic sunk
omg
Huh 
WHAT
🫴 🍪
yeah i sank it
AGAIN?
yeah they let me captain it
When will they learn to not call the ship the unsinkable
Brooo they gave Thragg so much aura 😭
when they stop letting me name and captain the ship
They’re begging for an iceburg
yeah im great at hitting them
The downfall of mankind will forever be our own hubris
True
It fucking sank
You’re an iceberg???
No im the captain who hit the iceberg
Wdym again? It just sank for the first time
Also sylvia guess wut
Huh?
Look in dms
Thank
Also i cant really say this
But dude just entered my bus in the big Jeff jacket
The big bad Jeffrey
What do we think about the R-rated animated Bloodborne movie being produced by Jackcepticeye?
is this about blood meridian? (clover forgets if thats the name or not)
I hope it's good and not bad like iron lung
The what
No this is about Bloodborne, a popular soulslike game
The R-rated animated Bloodborne movie being produced by Jackscepticeye
I must be so tired I’m seeing things THE FUCK YOU MEAN JACK IS MAKING A DAMN BLOODBORNE MOVIE
Yeah he’s making it
Is the main character just gonna die a lot or absolutely fucking clutch every fight
Probably clutch up. I’m pretty sure dying a lot would be Sekiro
Gn!
Is there not an in universe explanation for death in bloodborne or am I thinking of Elden ring
I’m so tired how did I mess up that bad
schimimi
Hello
Howdy
Is there a grey or black role
Yo
I vaguely remember it being some bs about the hunter's dream
Does anyone know how to help migraines? I have a rly bad one and alr took painkillers, drank water, and turned my lights off
Hello you
Pain killers and drinking water
And resting
Hey Omar
Hey
Sleeping usually help your brain to relax and lose the migraine
🫴🍓
Eating something aswell could help
Ty
🫴 🍎
Ty
Oh yeah
And drink some tea that aids with sleeping and relaxing
Giving advice on how to sleep?
Relax
Close them eyes
Tired yourself out throughout the day
called bloodborn
r rated
Not suprised
Blood meridian is a book about western and the judge
Have a friend or significant other hit you over the head with a frying pan
That’s gonna give you a concussion
I forgot I was in this server
Hi guys
Why hello
Hello
This is true
I do this to floob all the time

Does it make a comical sound effect every time?
Nuh uh
Floob you watched the new episode of invincible yet?
who is western and why are they being judged….
They were caught evading their taxes
St school rn lmao
No I'm watching The Boys first you spoil it and I'll bite off your ear

Dw I'm not evil
Big man costa big man costa big man costa 🌊🐢
Good morning chat
man
Angry birds for the xbox 360
good morning y'all :>
mornin
Good day to you sir
Man I'm beat
Wait I think I know you...
How are you back?
I thought you were Arevin
Yo guys wassup, I am black now
Hi 👋
I am currently expanding my metal playlist
Ick
Awesome!
With Korn songs
:O
Hi Laura
Swiggity swiggity
Hi
Nu metal is peak
Wazzup
We got black Laura before GTA VI
Omar
Yes?
Guess what
Biting you
Chicken butt
🥰
Dammit
ACK
But nah tomadachi life tomorrow
HI
Hru?
What is corn?
Vegetable?
Fruit?
Food?
Vegetable
berry
Sleepy but good. Wbu
Berry on a comb
Having hope..
comb
Why?
Museum event…
Oo
What is the one thing people know me for…
Dinosaur
Well there isn't a villain museum...
So I'ma say Dino museum
Sadly no
History museum?
Yuh
Already have
I’m like a regular in museums
Chat died
My name chat
Damn
Master
Biting you and then balding you

omgggg rolling raccoon emoji
