general

[bleak warren]

happens to me all the time

[vagrant scarab]

Not quite the right word bud.

[languid grove]

Oh my god my jeans gave me a blister?

[languid grove]

How did that even happen

[soft glacier]

hi Thale

[indigo hull]

irritating the skin

[zinc frigate]

Eh??

[indigo hull]

or something like that idk im not a doctor

[coral token]

anitta max win

[bleak warren]

many furries do not wear fursuits, and some do not wish to wear them

[elfin wing]

i forgot how fun perita rebellion can be

[soft glacier]

shame

[lusty gorge]

Th "argentina" ales

[gritty temple]

You bought the evil jeans from the evil jeans store

[bleak warren]

you have a lack of knowledge on the subject due to generalization

[languid grove]

I’ve had these jeans for almost 2 years

[bleak warren]

which you no doubt picked up on the internet

[gritty temple]

They were waiting for your guard to lower

[bleak warren]

from other people who don't fully understand who we are

[indigo hull]

no they came from the Evil Soup Store

[verbal anchor]

Gasp

[elfin wing]

i will say, it's nice that people against furries aren't as common these days
still too common though

[lusty gorge]

WDYM YOU'RE AT SOUP?!

[coral token]

i think mixing ''i wouldn't do it, i don't like it'' with ''i disagree'' is the wrong direction.

[zinc frigate]

I mean like my sona is technically furry despite me not being one. Or I guess scaly? Fishy? Idk whatever a shark falls under

[soft glacier]

the sea

[indigo hull]

Pescatarian or something idk

[tiny lichen]

I'm new hello all. How do I submit a video for ylyl?

[coral token]

if you disagree of someone doing that, you are essencialy against it. a better word would just be ''it's not my cup of tea'' 💋

[coral token]

#ylyl-rules❗

[dreamy knoll]

i mean my model has teeth that aren't human

[gritty temple]

My fursona is bnuy

[coral token]

mmmm de fish n sea

[indigo hull]

mine is whatever the fuck a glaggle is

[bleak warren]

under the C

[gritty temple]

: )

[indigo hull]

is where we find the letter D

[lusty gorge]

My fursona I forgot Abt I'ma be honest
Thx for making me remember, chat

[gritty temple]

Smiles at you with my big ol’ glaggle eyes

[dreamy knoll]

damn never expected it

[hollow cobalt]

Did you know the letter d is under the c?

Mmmh under the sea 🦀

[gritty temple]

[zinc frigate]

I am not a furry (as far as I’m aware) but like the furry community is great. They’re always so nice

[dreamy knoll]

[bleak warren]

please save comments like that for twitch, not here

[hollow cobalt]

I dont use twitch 😭

[indigo hull]

-# me who made the joke first anyway

[dreamy knoll]

send it to youtube then

[hollow cobalt]

Did I say something wrong? Like fr

[bleak warren]

yeah but you weren't referencing....

nevermind

maybe i read shit wrong

[indigo hull]

i mean i didnt intend it like that

[coral token]

i think you did

[indigo hull]

apparently alphabet humor is just hard to pull off

[coral token]

they were referencing those play-of-words memes

[gritty temple]

Spraying Smudge /j

[coral token]

like mmm fish in da sea

[bleak warren]

i'm sorry, i am SO used to half the people that join here saying inappropriate shit

[west sorrel]

Hello !!!

[gritty temple]

Never apologize ever in your life /j

[soft glacier]

and the other half saying it as well (mostly Thales)

[hollow cobalt]

Did yall hear about the story of 6 ate 7

[indigo hull]

of course

[coral token]

now this is misinformation

[zinc frigate]

No, seven ate nine

[indigo hull]

7 got away with cannibalism

[languid grove]

A raven fursuit would be so cute

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🥚

[hollow cobalt]

Noooo

[bleak warren]

please don't discuss that sort of thing here. also we are not those people.

[gritty temple]

This guy dumb as hell

[dreamy knoll]

thank god

[coral token]

I think it's better we talk about the weather ❤️

[gritty temple]

It too warm ;(

[vagrant scarab]

Understood.

[dreamy knoll]

hows the weather over there

[coral token]

it's perfect here uwu

[elfin wing]

it's hot as hell in this hot ass stuffy ass room i'm in

[unreal kiln]

Pinks type sum shit out don't read the rules and go BOOYAH!!!

[gritty temple]

Thales can you move the sun away a little so I can have nice weather

[elfin wing]

IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER

[unreal kiln]

Is that the grim reaper

[bleak warren]

gotta run to the grogery story but i will return later

[elfin wing]

i would wear one if it comes with big robe

[coral token]

chat, generalizations of the type of gay=brainwashing kids is bad! remember

[languid grove]

Oh boy

[coral token]

1 item, 250 dollar

[indigo hull]

Grogery store 💔

[vagrant scarab]

Cya.

[dreamy knoll]

can i get a few snickers bars please

[unreal kiln]

Gregory Story💔

[soft glacier]

soup

[gritty temple]

You typed pinks and I thought you were saying it in a way that you were calling them a communist

[coral token]

tomat

[zinc frigate]

I was gone for 10 second what in the hell

[lusty gorge]

Mods, give everyone a Snickers

[unreal kiln]

Pinks is a term for communists😭

[soft glacier]

with a hint of mold

[dreamy knoll]

i need a few cuz im fighting other bots

[indigo hull]

🟡 🫳 💨 🍪

[coral token]

mmmm a hint of mold

blue chees 😍

[dreamy knoll]

guess wut

[unreal kiln]

Why haven't they made any other color cheeses yet

[soft glacier]

[coral token]

yellow cheese is velvita

[unreal kiln]

Thales ur a cheesemonger right answer honestly

[gritty temple]

Kinda, it’s more for someone who isn’t fully radicalized yet

But it’s an older term

[indigo hull]

velveeta isnt cheese

[zinc frigate]

Huh

[indigo hull]

its fucking plastic

[soft glacier]

Thales is not a chessburger

[coral token]

and mcdonalds soft serve isn't ice cream

[vagrant scarab]

I would like to understand how I made you so angry Arch.

[unreal kiln]

Velveeta is made of plastic

[indigo hull]

and it tastes like ass

[coral token]

but we all call it ice cream

[coral token]

✅

[soft glacier]

i call it asbestos

[brisk shard]

uhh cheeseburger please

wheres my burger?

[coral token]

yeah that's what i would have done

[lusty gorge]

Thales is a Tamale

[dreamy knoll]

im working on server bots if u wanna help

[indigo hull]

ok just because you don't scream for Ice Cream doesn't let you decide what is and is not ice cream /j

[coral token]

🦽

[unreal kiln]

Snickers don't technically have caramel in them

[gritty temple]

Banging out to music while I die of cramps AUAGAHHHH

[gritty temple]

[soft glacier]

yea you'd like a MANual wheelchair

[languid grove]

PFFT

[coral token]

mmmm man

👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

🥭 MANgo?

where he go?

[gritty temple]

My mango is to blowup

[languid grove]

Man I forgot how much I enjoy playing danganronpa

[coral token]

man come back

[soft glacier]

soup store

[coral token]

when i am using my headphone mic i feel like brittney spears

oh yeayayayaya

[lusty gorge]

That dang anronpa!

[coral token]

my loneliness is killing meeeh

[gritty temple]

It’s Britney bitch

[lusty gorge]

Ahem
Are we not giving you company rn?

[unreal kiln]

And iiiiii

[coral token]

company? what are my shares of stock?

[unreal kiln]

Y'know what real company is

[lusty gorge]

Idk maybe like Scotland or sum shit

[unreal kiln]

Lethal cuz all I need is that bag

[indigo hull]

Mann Co.

[vagrant scarab]

Welcome back btw.

[unreal kiln]

I wonder how many of those parcels of land in Scotland I would need to buy to start a country

[gritty temple]

Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today !!

[coral token]

man, that company is lethal

[upbeat charm]

enough to build a cool looking castle

[coral token]

i hope i don't get a call of duty

because in this city there is grand theft auto

[indigo hull]

this team needs a fortress

maybe 2 of them

[coral token]

are you cesium? because you have a damn long half-life

[humble isle]

Thales Soup

[coral token]

mmmm sup

[unreal kiln]

To hunt this flying monster, I'll need a skyward sword

[upbeat charm]

we need someone to port all these goods overseas

[gritty temple]

Guys I have GOT to eat some chef boyardee right now !!!

Chef Boyardee feels like participating in something evil but it’s so tasty

[indigo hull]

Boyardee betrayed Krabs in Vietnam

remember that

[gritty temple]

Amazing

[unreal kiln]

Chef boyardee was never a person

He was invented by nestle

[gritty temple]

NONONONO I’m literally shaking and crying right now stopppp nonononono

[unreal kiln]

He was kind of a real person but they hyper Americanized him

[gritty temple]

[indigo imp]

nestle invents a lot of things. including new ways to steal from people in third world countries

[unreal kiln]

The real guy's name is boiardi

But the company thought that it looked too italian

So they made it boyardee

[elfin wing]

boy arbees

[indigo imp]

too many vowels is scary, i need my comfort welsh

[drowsy bridge]

Arby’s 😋

[unreal kiln]

I need a czbn in order now

[indigo imp]

my sister worked at an arbys once and the manager didn't let anyone stop working when an obvious gas leak was happening

[unreal kiln]

I start at Arby's in 2 days

The Arby's only ever has 3 ppl working in the store

Amazing money laundering business

[drowsy bridge]

🔥

[unreal kiln]

Did she get any cool superpowers

[zinc frigate]

I wish I could just sleep rn

[indigo imp]

does coming out as bisexual count

[drowsy bridge]

close enough😭

[zinc frigate]

That’s not just like dangerous that’s illegal

I’d quit on the spot and call the cops damn

[unreal kiln]

Yeah that's also criminal negligence

[indigo hull]

thats what i like to call, several potential felonies

[zinc frigate]

Why is my hand suddenly in pain??

[indigo imp]

you'd think. but none of the victims of this shit will ever be able to afford a lawyer so this stuff never goes punished

[zinc frigate]

They just need a phone to call the cops that’s illegal as shit

And there’s security cameras (because there’s always cameras at places like that) so they have the evidence

[lusty gorge]

Ok now im officially back

[indigo imp]

i don't think cops would actually do anything. nobody is being violent, or being vocally a minority, so theres nothing to shoot. calling the fire dept is probably not a bad idea, their job is to deal with fire hazards and gas leaks are one.

[reef zealot]

[humble isle]

You

[reef zealot]

Awawawawawa

[reef zealot]

Haiiiiiiiii :3 :3 :3

[brisk shard]

pretty sure its deemed as a health code violation

which isnt a police issue

[indigo hull]

its still

y'know

ILLEGAL AS ALL FUCK

[brisk shard]

yeah it is

[lunar reef]

That's insane

[brisk shard]

isnt there a uhh

workers thingy in america

[lunar reef]

That's like evacuation time close the store down

[humble isle]

Probably not.

[brisk shard]

you can call and report mistreatment in the workspace

[humble isle]

Whatever you’re referring to.

[indigo imp]

right. police wont help, and you can't get anything done about it cos you don't have money to sue

[brisk shard]

i know thats a thing here at least

but its america

[drowsy bridge]

OSHA

[lunar reef]

Report them to the franchise is what I would do

That would have some consequences for management

And OSHA yep

[indigo imp]

OSHA technically exists. for now. it sort of matters, to employers who give a shit

[lunar reef]

You can call them on any company and it's a big deal

[indigo imp]

well yes but also you probably have to ask your manager for contact info, and there's not internal whistleblower protection so you're just gonna get fired for some bullshit reason anyways

[indigo imp]

if they show up

[lunar reef]

You can find that information online and it's confidential or at least should be

I get your point but I would find that worth it

[indigo imp]

no, the online contact info is gonna be to customer service people and having worked in that sort of job before, it will get ignored. you gotta go internally, which means protected contact info that's only available to employees

[lunar reef]

I've worked in that sort of job before and they had the phone number plastered on the wall of the back haha

[lunar reef]

But I'm sure that's different everywhere

Anyways moral of the story is, that's messed up and I wish there was more to be done about it 😂

[chrome helm]

YO he ylyl entires rules reaction is almost at 100K

[indigo imp]

corpos and right wing politicians have spent decades undermining workers rights, i wouldnt be surprised if OSHA was deleted by the current president

but on to other less depressing topics

im gonna make myself a sandwich

[reef zealot]

Yayyyyy ^w^

[dreamy knoll]

Hru tiff

[reef zealot]

Im good :3

Got bored and downloaded mgba and a whole bunch of pokemon romhacks

[lunar reef]

Ooh what kind of sandwich

[drowsy bridge]

My friend genuinely told me “I’m not addicted, I only played for 5 hours yesterday”😭

[reef zealot]

So i can play those at school

[lunar reef]

What's mgba?

[reef zealot]

Gameboy Advance emulator

Lets u play gba games on the computer

[indigo hull]

oh sweet

[lunar reef]

Ohhh heck yeah

[indigo imp]

idk yet

[lunar reef]

BLT would be fire

[indigo imp]

is not tomato season yet

vegetal comes from garden

[lunar reef]

Sad

[indigo imp]

store tomatos are not worth eating

garden tomatos are delicious

[wide hazel]

What are you going for in terms of sandwich? Something sweet, savory, classic… etc?

[teal zodiac]

I’m currently getting Panera bread

[verbal anchor]

You!

[teal zodiac]

My new meds have left me with such horrific acid reflux I’ve been struggling to each even a meal a day so since I’m now lowering it, I’m gonna treat myself and hope I can eat it 👍🏻 if not at least I can save the leftovers

[thick urchin]

Hello!

[rancid goblet]

Where is the nu metal guy again?

[verbal anchor]

Who? Autumn?

[rancid goblet]

No idea

Forgor the name :/

[verbal anchor]

Well the only nu metal gal ik in this server is Autumn lol

[lusty gorge]

Yo guys guess what

[verbal anchor]

Wha

[lusty gorge]

That vegan teacher is live again

[verbal anchor]

Ok

[rancid goblet]

Yeah that's who I meant

[lusty gorge]

Just wanted to warn you guys

[verbal anchor]

You! Hallo!

[storm whale]

heyo
how's it going?

[verbal anchor]

Magical! Wbuu

[storm whale]

going good rn thanks

[rancid goblet]

Next time Autumn is online tell her that nu metal is sick and that I was missing out. Thankies

[verbal anchor]

Ight lol

[tired temple]

I went to bed hugging this real soft hairy caterpillar plus and I’ve never slept better

[verbal anchor]

Goose!

Hai!

[tired temple]

H rose

[cinder dawn]

Hello

[verbal anchor]

Hallo!

[ripe burrow]

guys i have an idea

so u know all those 100 days youtubers?

[indigo hull]

yeah who doesn't watch Luke TheNotable?

[ripe burrow]

i've set myself a mission to do 100 real days

[verbal anchor]

Luke TheNotable mentioned. I have arrived

[ripe burrow]

I like this guy

hi rose

[verbal anchor]

Howdy

[ripe burrow]

how r u

[verbal anchor]

Magical. Wbuu

[ripe burrow]

great

[storm whale]

blows up pancakes with mind

[verbal anchor]

My fuckin pancakes

[ripe burrow]

here's a stupid question

I'm 24 but I'm epileptic, my doctor told me many times not to drink but I want to have one night where I'm related to my friends

drinking

[coral token]

Where's the question

[ripe burrow]

Should I drink alcohol even if it's for one night?

[indigo hull]

if you did i'd probably keep it at stuff with a lower ABV

or as the French may call it

Degrees Gay-Lussac

[ripe burrow]

I'm asking cause it's gotten to a point where my mom and dad treat me like a toddler

😭

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🥞

[verbal anchor]

Pancake!

[ruby zealot]

🤏I'm taking that

[dreamy knoll]

Now imma blow them up

[ruby zealot]

Thank you

[verbal anchor]

Bitcheteer. Dms

[ruby zealot]

I JUST WOKE UP

[dreamy knoll]

Popcorn chicken sleep

[drowsy bridge]

Heard a howl from the plane that flew overhead

[storm whale]

popcorn? what did corn do?

[drowsy bridge]

That was so cool

[amber wolf]

uh oh guys

i js remembered i got hackd one day i think this month bro

o yea u can't send images here

nvm then

[covert ruin]

I'm finally back -w-

[finite cedar]

Im me

[plucky garden]

Haiiii

[torn elbow]

Hello chat

How is everyone doing

[coral token]

Yellow

[torn elbow]

Is that good

[coral token]

We've had a lot of new imported products we never had before

I got m&ms and Skittles for the first time

[brisk pasture]

I have new kitten pics

Check #animals

[reef zealot]

awawawawa

[verbal anchor]

Tiffany!

[reef zealot]

social distancing

[reef zealot]

haiiiii :3

[verbal anchor]

I am gonna dm you my new world build lore lol

[reef zealot]

oo oki

[brisk pasture]

Ok it's there

[dreamy knoll]

You

[brisk pasture]

Mushus a father

[reef zealot]

w< yayy

[dreamy knoll]

Hai tiff

[dreamy knoll]

Taking the kitten

[stray willow]

Jimmy,,,,,, where.,,,,,, where did he go,,,,

[brisk pasture]

Were giving to new homes btw

[dreamy knoll]

Gud

[brisk pasture]

Except one

[dreamy knoll]

Taking all of them

[brisk pasture]

Mods send them to the realm of darkness

[dreamy knoll]

So australia rn?

[brisk pasture]

No

Detroit

[dreamy knoll]

Syno its dark rn

[brisk pasture]

How tf is Australia dark

[dreamy knoll]

Its 6am and where i live expecting alot of rain

[peak sentinel]

timezones

[dreamy knoll]

Sent in dms syno

[woven flicker]

Munch munch munch

[south raven]

🫴

[dreamy knoll]

You

[south raven]

Creature

[south raven]

Hello

[dreamy knoll]

Buny guess wut

[brisk pasture]

Oh wow my little kid

[south raven]

Yeah! The Lil guy

[south raven]

Hmm?

[dreamy knoll]

I got food

[south raven]

Nice

[dreamy knoll]

Nvm kitchen not there

[elfin wing]

bro..

one of the gems i was trying to mine spawned out of bounds

[dreamy knoll]

My bad

[stiff cedar]

Hi guys my friend is in japan

[indigo hull]

It’s raining

[elfin wing]

i love doing anything BUT combat in warframe

deadass just walking around mining gems and fishing

[delicate lintel]

I fill her up, BALLOONS

[coral token]

Men, hopefully

[indigo hull]

Well the streets aren’t covered in blood

Nope it’s normal rain

[coral token]

Maybe it's soft men

[indigo hull]

Didn’t think about that one

[coral token]

And their bones have been replaced with jello

[delicate lintel]

Was hoping someone got the joke lmao

Or the reference

[indigo hull]

Cartilage is just boneless bones

[coral token]

I get the reference

But it got in my brain and left immediately

[delicate lintel]

It made me laugh quite a bit 😭

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[narrow atlas]

It is also very tasty

[indigo hull]

I thought it was mostly flavorless

Hence why shark fins have to be served in soup

[narrow atlas]

Maybe probably. I like eating it tho, so therefore tasty

[snow dove]

Heyyyyyyy my dudes 👋👋👋👋👋

[coral token]

yellow

[woven flicker]

Hello

[snow dove]

Hi 👋👋👋👋

[woven flicker]

Hru?

[snow dove]

Good just tired, hbu?

[ruby zealot]

Hi

[woven flicker]

Pretty bad but we ball

[snow dove]

Hiiii 👋👋👋

[snow dove]

You doing ok tho?

[woven flicker]

Nope

:3

[snow dove]

Oh ,:3c

[woven flicker]

Yuh

[indigo hull]

Za acquired chat

[upbeat breach]

chat we dropped a new earth rule update

[formal yarrow]

[real python]

[ruby zealot]

Hi floob

[indigo hull]

this i can agree with (also hi)

[ruby zealot]

I read that as everyone loves the day 💀

[indigo hull]

i did at first ngl

[formal yarrow]

That’s how I read it too at first

[storm whale]

[upbeat breach]

My handwriting is obviously the best

No need to tell me

[ruby zealot]

Great my foot hurts now

[upbeat breach]

Put those thiNGS AWAY

[storm whale]

what have you done

[ruby zealot]

PUT THOSE DAWGS AWAY

[woven flicker]

I’m so scared rn 😭😭

[languid grove]

NO, THE SHOES I WORE TODAY HURTED MY FEET

[ruby zealot]

Nothing I was playing some games and it started to hurt

[verbal anchor]

You got this!!

[woven flicker]

NAUR

[storm whale]

unfortunate

[woven flicker]

[ruby zealot]

Whu?

[languid grove]

Let a girl spread her delicate chicken nuggets smh

[dreamy knoll]

Tree

[woven flicker]

Look in fish general

[ruby zealot]

Oh good luck schlawg

[upbeat breach]

Have you tried
Wearing them better

[woven flicker]

NAUR

[past wren]

Hi omar

[upbeat breach]

Veemoo :3

[dreamy knoll]

Hru tree

[woven flicker]

😭

[ruby zealot]

Tomorrow pe. I don't hate pe I fucking hate my shoes for pe

[past wren]

Want candy?

[woven flicker]

NAUR

[past wren]

To bad

[woven flicker]

crazy out of context 😭

[past wren]

Witch sheep get him

[woven flicker]

More like BITCH sheep am I right?

[ruby zealot]

Lollipop for you little velociraptor

[woven flicker]

I’m hilarious

[past wren]

Fr she my bitch

[upbeat breach]

Am gud :p

[storm whale]

akakakakakaaaa

[indigo hull]

plus 2

[woven flicker]

🥀

[dreamy knoll]

Das gud tree 🍪

[woven flicker]

I hate candy….

[stuck pier]

Yo

[past wren]

Plus 2

[ruby zealot]

Ah forgot here fruits

Enjoy

[stuck pier]

Why?

[woven flicker]

I can’t wait to not move my arm for the next two hours

[ruby zealot]

🍍🍎🍓🍇

[dreamy knoll]

Enjoy ur day tree

[upbeat breach]

Will do :3

[dreamy knoll]

Anyways back to fighting bots

[indigo hull]

Veemo vs. Machine

[languid grove]

I’m going to put shoes on you

[stuck pier]

i gotta fight my phone camera

[upbeat breach]

NOOOOO NOT DOG SHOES

[dreamy knoll]

Its just ai vs ai

[past wren]

Hi rika

[languid grove]

UGLY DOG SHOES

[past wren]

Well dam

[indigo hull]

OH GOD HE HAS A GUN

[languid grove]

Hallo

[languid grove]

Yeah he’s American ( I think?)

[past wren]

✋🐰🤚
Absolute bon

[indigo hull]

so am i lmao

[stuck pier]

Who isnt in this server

[past wren]

Rika

[dreamy knoll]

A few

[indigo hull]

the person you just responded to for one lmao

[stuck pier]

And me

[ruby zealot]

Use a musket

[storm whale]

a lot of people actually

[stuck pier]

Yeah but 90% are

[indigo hull]

that reminds me

[dreamy knoll]

I have hidden a cannon loaded with buck shot

[indigo hull]

my grandad may or may not have agreed to help me fix my black powder pistol

the junk one I scored at an auction

[ruby zealot]

Awesome

[storm whale]

-# cannons use grapeshot

[indigo hull]

same idea

[storm whale]

true

[stuck pier]

Buckshot is a shotgun round

I think

[indigo hull]

we should bring back Buck and Ball fr

one musket round and several buckshot pellets

[stuck pier]

Bring back swords and armor

[ruby zealot]

AIN'T NO WAY

[peak sentinel]

same energy as loading a battleship cannon with a rifle round

[ruby zealot]

Atp if anyone says anything about armor and or swords shadow appears

[stuck pier]

They have armor in their pfp

[ruby zealot]

How are you

[indigo hull]

Aren’t battleship turrets essentially just giant rifles?

[dreamy knoll]

Shadow dont u have something to do?

[peak sentinel]

watching Pirates of the Caribbean

[stuck pier]

You mean the big ones or the anti air ones

[peak sentinel]

no

[indigo hull]

Main guns

[peak sentinel]

agreed

[stuck pier]

I think theyre cannons

[indigo hull]

Think USS Iowa

[stuck pier]

I know nothing about ships

[peak sentinel]

yeah they’re cannons

[stuck pier]

Whats your favourite

[peak sentinel]

my favorite armor?

[stuck pier]

Whatever your favourite is

[peak sentinel]

full plate armor

[indigo hull]

It’s kind of funny technically cannons came first

Muskets are just mini cannons

[stuck pier]

I have a favourite sword but not an armor

[ruby zealot]

Fuck sometimes I hate making bullet points for presentations

[stuck pier]

What about sword

[peak sentinel]

Probably a bastard sword

[stuck pier]

Thats why they came later. Everything was bigger at first, except things that are currently big

[stuck pier]

I like the flamberge

[indigo hull]

Claymore

[ruby zealot]

Next week I have to present 2 powerpoints at the same day and my last math exam

God I hate college

[peak sentinel]

that is a good one

[stuck pier]

Its really cool, mainly the greatsword, but other flamberge weapons are cool too

[stuck pier]

Anyways think about compiters and phones, and then theres planes for example

[indigo hull]

I mean to be fair

There’s not a big gap between the first cannons and Handgonnes

[stuck pier]

Computers and phones were massive, meanwhile planes used to be rlly small

[indigo hull]

True

[storm whale]

did cannons really come first?

[peak sentinel]

yes

[indigo hull]

Yes

[storm whale]

makes sense

[languid grove]

Rika

[peak sentinel]

The earliest forms of firearms were literally called handcannons

[indigo hull]

Yeah

[storm whale]

well yeah

I just never connected it for some reason

[stuck pier]

Lizzo music

[indigo hull]

It’s quite literally just a scaled down reloading process

Muskets are reloaded in the same general idea a cannon is

[storm whale]

true

[languid grove]

Me when I say I have a firearm but my arms are actually just on fire

[peak sentinel]

not just muskets

[stuck pier]

Every early firearm was i think

[indigo hull]

Blackpowder firearms in general

[languid grove]

[peak sentinel]

up until they stopped using the flintlock mechanism I believe

[stuck pier]

Were revolvers the next weapon type?

[indigo hull]

I mean percussion cap firearms sorta count

[stuck pier]

Or similar stuff

[storm whale]

what was the first firearm to use a different one?

[peak sentinel]

revolvers are limited to pistols iirc

[stuck pier]

Ywah i mean like the mechanism they use

[indigo hull]

And the earliest examples still used black powder cartridges and percussion caps

Like the Colt Walker for instance

[peak sentinel]

I think the Hall rifle if my memory is correct

[storm whale]

alright

[peak sentinel]

it still had a flintlock i believe but it was capable of breechloading

[indigo hull]

Close

The Ferguson Rifle predates it by a couple decades

It saw very limited use in the British Army during the American War of Independence

[languid grove]

Goodnight everynyan

[indigo hull]

Notably the Battle of Brandywine

[storm whale]

goobnaight

[stuck pier]

Guys

Say a nymber 1-150

Any nr

[storm whale]

seven

[hot magnet]

48

[peak sentinel]

82

[indigo hull]

79

[stuck pier]

Yes i will look into them

Thank you all

[storm whale]

[stuck pier]

Hell no holy shit

[indigo hull]

I will add on the Ferguson Rifle has an entirely different breechloading mechanism than the Hall Rifle

[storm whale]

what?

[stuck pier]

I pick this one

[indigo hull]

And I also find it funny that system the Hall Rifle used wouldn’t really be picked up again until the Swedish Kammerlader

All the way in I believe the 1850s

[peak sentinel]

ngl I’m not too knowledgeable on firearm stuff

[zinc frigate]

[stuck pier]

Do you know who used the flamberge?

[indigo hull]

I like antiquated firearms

[storm whale]

someone

[indigo hull]

Up to like World War 2 ish

After that it just sort of becomes boring with a gem or two here or there

[stuck pier]

German mercenaries in late middle ages

Like really late

[storm whale]

checks out

[stuck pier]

1500s-1600s

[indigo hull]

My favorite time

The age of Knights and Blackpowder

[stuck pier]

My favourite weapon

[peak sentinel]

I’d argue that isn’t late middle ages and more renaissance
probably some overlap but still

[stuck pier]

1500s were middle ages

[indigo hull]

Ehhh I beg to differ

[indigo hull]

I refer to it as the Age of Discovery

[stuck pier]

Oh wait im wrong

[peak sentinel]

Renaissance started at least 100 years before that lmfao

[stuck pier]

Apparently renaissance is 1300s

[peak sentinel]

Middle ages for me are 5th to 14th or 15th century

[stuck pier]

Yeah

I was off only like a hundred years

[peak sentinel]

fall of the western roman empire until roughly the time Constantinople fell

[indigo hull]

Yeah

[peak sentinel]

give or take a hundred years or so

[stuck pier]

OHHH RIGHT im so stupid

[indigo hull]

I would more or so put it to 1492

When Columbus rediscovered America

[stuck pier]

I forgot the byzantines died in like the 14th century

[peak sentinel]

15th

[woven flicker]

Walking to my doom rn

[stuck pier]

Again off by a hundred years

[indigo hull]

And then the Ottomans who usurped them lasted until the 20th century

[peak sentinel]

Constantinople fell in 1453

[storm whale]

wear a seatbelt be safe

[indigo hull]

🫂

[stuck pier]

Yeah im really forgetting the most important stuff

[zinc frigate]

[indigo hull]

What’s funny is today is actually the anniversary of when Constantinople fell to the Fourth Crusade in 1204

All because Venice didn’t get a payday (it’s probably deeper than that idk much about the Crusades)

[dreamy knoll]

im still fighting the bots without sleep

[stuck pier]

I dont like crusades

[zinc frigate]

You should like sleep

[dreamy knoll]

but motivation is here

[indigo hull]

-# remember the Republic of Venice was literally founded by the Byzantines

[zinc frigate]

[dreamy knoll]

ik its rare

[stuck pier]

The northern crusades are the reason my people were forced into slavery

I think

Wait i gotta check on that

[urban valve]

Tee

[stuck pier]

Yes i think im correct

[indigo hull]

We should throw it in the Boston Harbor

Just sayin

[urban valve]

That’s tea

[indigo hull]

What even is the English language?

[peak sentinel]

French, German, and Latin in a trench coat

[stuck pier]

French and german

[indigo hull]

Lmao

Three kids in a trench coat of a language

[stuck pier]

I wonder what the language with the largest trench coat is

[indigo hull]

In terms of most spoken language in the world, English again

[urban valve]

Two to too

[indigo hull]

With Mandarin Chinese in a close second

[stuck pier]

I mean like language that has the most stuff taken from other languages

[indigo hull]

“rib and rot are typing”

This feels like a bad omen

[urban valve]

Well I want to protest and say that mandarin is most spoken but idk

Never mind

[stuck pier]

i have a better 3 letter r word as my name

[urban valve]

1.5 to 1.1 billion

[stuck pier]

He meant like overall knowledge not mother tongue

[indigo hull]

No it’s number of native speakers

[ruby zealot]

It's like a spell : ribanrot arety ping

[indigo hull]

And that statistic includes all Anglophone nations

[stuck pier]

How is english the largest then

Hmm i guess theres like the african nations

[indigo hull]

Look at how much land they conquered

[stuck pier]

Very sad

[urban valve]

Canada, UK, US

Many big places

[stuck pier]

Noone lives in canada

[urban valve]

Really now?

[indigo hull]

South Africa

Had a large English speaking population

[urban valve]

Africa isn’t real

[indigo hull]

Damn that’s crazy

[ruby zealot]

Earth isn't real

[indigo hull]

Damn and crazy are like: 🤝

[night gate]

You guys still believe things are real?

[storm whale]

walls are not real

[peak sentinel]

Earth isn’t a globe it’s a dinosaur

[ruby zealot]

People aren't real

[night gate]

We all know it's a simulation and none of its real

[storm whale]

that'd be more entertaining

[ruby zealot]

Omar is this true?

[stuck pier]

I really hope so

[indigo hull]

Flat earthers are in shambles after this one

[stuck pier]

Maybe its dinosaur shaped and flat?

[ruby zealot]

Flat earthers when they meet FIat earthers

[stuck pier]

Like a dinosaur pancake

[indigo hull]

No it’s a 3D dinosaur

[stuck pier]

No it isnt

Its a pancake dinosaur

[peak sentinel]

the question is
what kind of dinosaur

[storm whale]

space isn't real just trust

[stuck pier]

Stegosaurus

[indigo hull]

You’re right it’s ** f o u r t h d i m e n s i o n a l**

[ruby zealot]

Stegosaurus

[stuck pier]

No its a pancake

[ruby zealot]

great minds think alike

[stuck pier]

The fourth dimension is propaganda made up by the birds

[storm whale]

blows up pancakes with mind

[indigo hull]

Dunkleosteus or whatever it’s called

[stuck pier]

Theres only 1,2,3,5 and beyond

[indigo hull]

Erm, Adventure Time literally proved the existence of the fourth dimension 🤓

Do you not remember the 4D sword?

[ruby zealot]

Ermm actually

---

[stuck pier]

That single episode was bird propaganda

[indigo hull]

Tied with the grass sword as one of the greatest

[stuck pier]

Everything else is fine

[ruby zealot]

Next you'll tell me you can fix up any car

[indigo hull]

Ok I’m no mechanic

But I did score za

[stuck pier]

But your grandpa is

[ruby zealot]

Yummers

[indigo hull]

Give me a bong and a welder and I could probably invent something

[storm whale]

probably blindness

[ruby zealot]

Make people immortal pls

[young bridge]

Could you make me a thing inventor?

[storm whale]

why would we want that

[indigo hull]

Portal Stasis Chamber coming up

[ruby zealot]

No I want it

I wanna be immortal
"WHERE'S OMNI MAN WHERE IS HE"

[storm whale]

ohhh i see

[young bridge]

You don't. The appeal would wear off and you'd wish you could die.

[storm whale]

this is why vampires have the most superior form of immortality

[young bridge]

Trust I'm one of the aliens in charge of the simulation immortality sucks

[stuck pier]

They can just die themselves

[stark onyx]

True immortality is torture

[ruby zealot]

I don't mean like immortality like oh I can't age and die I wanna be immortal like homple said vampires

[storm whale]

I said that 💔

[indigo hull]

Like the vampires from Left 4 Dead 2

[narrow atlas]

I want true immortality

[ruby zealot]

Well damn sorry

[stuck pier]

rot is king

[storm whale]

you chilling lol

[narrow atlas]

What?

[stark onyx]

Because at some point, you would have done everything, there's nothing left for you to enjoy, makes sense why vampires constantly wake up from a 500 year coma

[indigo hull]

Francis literally calls them vampires at certain times

[storm whale]

why is that?

[narrow atlas]

That’d be left 4 dead 1?

[indigo hull]

It’s still Left 4 Dead ok

And besides the L4D1 campaigns are the the sequel anyway

[stuck pier]

Left for bread

[young bridge]

Left for sled

[upbeat charm]

clover hurt its back doing martial arts and now clover feels really bad…. ulp…

[narrow atlas]

Cause by the time everything is gone I would have long since achieved a higher state of thinking, and could just escape to an eternal dream, or something

[storm whale]

did you wear a seatbelt?

[stuck pier]

Is clover in the room with us

[upbeat charm]

yes hi

[stuck pier]

Oh youre clover

[indigo hull]

Do you own a musket for home defense?

[young bridge]

Then you run into the same problem, eventually you will have dreamed everything and become bored.

[ruby zealot]

Oh cool what martial art do you do?

[narrow atlas]

Plus soaring through the cosmos for the rest of the time creation has sounds awesome

[storm whale]

interesting idea

[upbeat charm]

bjj

[young bridge]

Also true immortality comes with insane dementia

[storm whale]

no i have 800 seatbelts

[ruby zealot]

[indigo hull]

But what if you get sucked into a black hole?

[stuck pier]

Is clover spelt like clover or like clover

[ruby zealot]

Clover

[upbeat charm]

uhhhh clover

[stuck pier]

It sounded better in my head

[upbeat charm]

or if you’re feeling silly, clo
ver

[stuck pier]

Is it like klaver or like klouver

[narrow atlas]

Than I get to see what’s past a black hole. That sounds awesome. Plus even black holes will die, and I’ll be free

[ruby zealot]

THERE IS A PYRAMID IN SCOTLAND?!

[upbeat charm]

what…

[stuck pier]

Yes

[verbal anchor]

Maybe

[storm whale]

is it a bass pro shop

[ruby zealot]

Sadly not

[storm whale]

[stuck pier]

After trillions of years or something

[narrow atlas]

Dementia is caused by degradation of neurons. Won’t happen with true immortality

[ruby zealot]

Humans are arguably the best and worst species ever

[stuck pier]

But your brain cant remember everything

[indigo hull]

sometimes i wish Neanderthals were still around

though knowing us we'd somehow find a way to disenfranchise them

[stuck pier]

They would eat us for dinner

[ruby zealot]

We can't advance as a society because the only thing holding us back is ourselves

[stuck pier]

And football would be impossible to win

[indigo hull]

ok Albumen Einstein

[stuck pier]

Space is dark cuz i said so

[verbal anchor]

His name is Bitcheteer Bitcher actually

[ruby zealot]

Not anymore

[stuck pier]

Shut ip

[indigo hull]

not when he's in his filosefer stance like the great Timothy Dexter

[verbal anchor]

Ip

[ruby zealot]

[stuck pier]

I accidentally sent that

[verbal anchor]

Hmmm

[storm whale]

[dry rock]

Turning some random person here into soup

[ruby zealot]

Hi bald shroom

[stuck pier]

Memememepp

[storm whale]

[verbal anchor]

Yourself?

[ruby zealot]

Do glaggle soup

[stuck pier]

Rot soup

[dry rock]

@storm whale

[storm whale]

homple soup

[dry rock]

Ur soup

[stuck pier]

Why not me

[ruby zealot]

GODDAMMIT

[storm whale]

[dry rock]

It was random

[stuck pier]

No

[storm whale]

soup of rumination and puddles

[stuck pier]

Whoever invented ads should die

[indigo hull]

mate he's probably been dead for a while

like, the times of Ur

[ruby zealot]

Ads like YouTube? Or like general ads

[stuck pier]

About time

[strong vigil]

chicken nugget hamburger wombo combo

[ruby zealot]

New York times

[stuck pier]

Idc what ads

[verbal anchor]

Insightful

[indigo hull]

you've wombo'd your last combo

[stuck pier]

But i did say it over youtube ads

[storm whale]

what defines a soup

[stuck pier]

Theyre ruining my elden ring videos

[strong vigil]

BOOOO throws tomatoes at you

[stuck pier]

Wet

[compact sky]

home movies

[storm whale]

anything else?

[stuck pier]

Yes

[ruby zealot]

Think for a second how a creator could get money from a video you can watch for free

[indigo hull]

HEY I FOUND GOD IN ONE OF THOSE

[stuck pier]

Casino

[ruby zealot]

And if you don't like ads install a ad blocker

[indigo hull]

Youtube doesn't like that

[past wren]

Hey gaggle

[strong vigil]

gods are a fallacy created by the strong to control the weak

[storm whale]

so unfortunate Harry got turned into a tomato

[ruby zealot]

Wasn't it religions and not just gods?

[indigo hull]

"daylight savings time is a fallacy created by big time to steal our sleep"

[stuck pier]

My brother became religious over a single youtube video

[coral token]

Cough

[ruby zealot]

"Genders are a scam from bathroom companies to sell more toilets"

[past wren]

Hey Thales

[ruby zealot]

Heard that once

[strong vigil]

as a whole yeah but that’s besides the point

[indigo hull]

ehhh

[strong vigil]

wait it is the point

[indigo hull]

i can see the argument there

its not a good one

[coral token]

Cough

[strong vigil]

hi thales

[coral token]

Fart

[stuck pier]

Let me think of one

[indigo hull]

the harder the shid the harder the fard

[strong vigil]

Sneeze

[ruby zealot]

The person who said it was actually bullshitting not serious

[coral token]

Fart in the sink or sink in the fart

[past wren]

Gaggle arnt you history nerd

[stuck pier]

“Thales was created as a fallacy to make people more mad”

[coral token]

Arnt

Ar ar ar ar

[ivory galleon]

“Legos are a scam to help construction companies buy more bricks”

[indigo hull]

Feddy Fabear

[ruby zealot]

[coral token]

Food was created to make us live more so we can work more

[past wren]

✋🐻🤚
Absolute har

[coral token]

It was created by John food

[stuck pier]

i was created by john rot

[indigo hull]

does that mean John Adams created Adam?

[hazy dagger]

Hello

[coral token]

Yes

[mint remnant]

Jonathan Fooderton

[ruby zealot]

John backflip vs William frontflip

[coral token]

He is the first Adam ever

[past wren]

Wow you just joined

[ruby zealot]

Sky! Hru?

[hazy dagger]

Yes,

[stuck pier]

Hes a true adam if ive ever seen one

[coral token]

"were you just joined"

[mint remnant]

Can't believe John Argentina created Thales

[coral token]

That's English alright

[hazy dagger]

How do I do ylyl submit

[coral token]

#ylyl-rules❗

[ruby zealot]

John Argentina created John Thales

[indigo hull]

technically it was his Ancient Roman Ancestor

Ioannes Argentius

[past wren]

#ylyl-rules❗

[coral token]

It was my dad John Father

[stuck pier]

Glaggle was created by john marjiuana

[coral token]

Ha I was faster

[mint remnant]

I'm okay as of right now hbu

[ruby zealot]

John Argentina John created John Thales

[ruby zealot]

Same here thanks for asking

[indigo hull]

and im gonna marry Jane /j

[coral token]

My dad is Guillermo del toro

[stuck pier]

Creative

[past wren]

🤓

[ruby zealot]

"AND JANE! YOU'RE EARLY!"
Love that song so much

[indigo hull]

i stole it from a Beat Rice video

[hazy dagger]

Thank you chat

[indigo hull]

his Breaking Bad Season 2 tierlist

[stuck pier]

Still creative, just not you

[mint remnant]

And Mariah Carey is your aunt

[upbeat charm]

you….

[coral token]

I wish

But no my dad's name is actually Guillermo

[mint remnant]

Bello

[indigo hull]

Spanish for William 🤓

[upbeat charm]

bello mother

[coral token]

English for sybau

[bleak warren]

del toro?

[mint remnant]

Del Taco

[coral token]

They actually really look alike

[ruby zealot]

Omar isn't here today so I'll be giving you the fruit
🍍🍎🍓🍇

[storm whale]

del monte

[bleak warren]

i miss del taco

[indigo hull]

if you're a dragon would your father be Smaug?

[hazy dagger]

YES, I SUNMITTED A YLYL ENTRY

[bleak warren]

thank you. one of these days i'll eat the fruit again

[mint remnant]

I've never had Del Taco

[ruby zealot]

I never had tacos

[indigo hull]

you never had that Freeshavacadoo?

[bleak warren]

my father wishes he was that cool

[indigo hull]

damn

[coral token]

I got another monster punchline

[mint remnant]

No I've not had Free shavacado

[indigo hull]

i miss Vine

never used it but i always watched Vine comps in like 2016

[storm whale]

John vine needs to bring it back

[stuck pier]

I love taco bell

[bleak warren]

tarzan as he's falling to the jungle floor

[coral token]

And that's another two hacked

[indigo hull]

and John Facebook needs to knock it tf off

[coral token]

Make it 102+

[stuck pier]

Sad that the nearest one is a 100 kilometer ship ride away

[ivory galleon]

Tiktok was created to sell user data

[bleak warren]

one of them used to chat here a lot

i recognize the pfp

[storm whale]

members?

[mint remnant]

Literally every single app and website was created for this purpose

[ruby zealot]

The great hacking purge of jimcord

[bleak warren]

it's dangerous out there yo

[coral token]

Don't get hacked yo it's cringe

[zinc frigate]

You

[ivory galleon]

Youtube as well

[indigo hull]

thats why im always strapped whips out the flintlock

[ruby zealot]

Sharkie!

[mint remnant]

Bello autumn

[hazy dagger]

Lol

[zinc frigate]

Ventriloquist commander

[storm whale]

personally I prefer to carry 800 seatbelts

[zinc frigate]

Hi sky how the heck are you?

[ruby zealot]

Don't mess with me Im strapped with a musket

[indigo hull]

kinda reminds me how the earliest arquebusiers would carry their shots

[hazy dagger]

I personally carry jupiters gravity as it is 317.8 times the gravity of earth

[indigo hull]

these tubes of pre-measured amounts of powder that were quite large

[storm whale]

yeah only instead I'm cooler because I have 800 seatbelts 😎

[indigo hull]

early matchlocks in general were quite larger compared to that of flintlocks

[ivory galleon]

🏴‍☠️

[indigo hull]

a prime example being the Japanese Tanegashima

[mint remnant]

Right now I'm okay, been doodling things that have just been meh looking to me, to try and get out of this mini art funk I've found myself in
About to cook some pasta for my family
Hbu?

[hazy dagger]

Blunderbuss...

[indigo hull]

god i would trade a lot for one

[uneven latch]

hi chat

[indigo hull]

thats what i would use for home defense

comically large and old shotgun