general

[proper crest]

Go sleep

[iron wraith]

Summer is kicking in up here

Yes, im almost home

[proper crest]

It’s getting to winter for us and it’s nice
It finally won’t be 50 c at 8 pm

[upbeat charm]

clover still has snow

[bleak warren]

i am the most ready i have EVER been for spring and summer

[proper crest]

Ooo
We’ve never seen snow in person before

[bleak warren]

winter here SUCKED

[upbeat charm]

snow is overrated clover hates it

[iron wraith]

In alaska winter this year we got down to -100°F

[proper crest]

Fair

[bleak warren]

how do people live there genuine question

[tired temple]

I miss the nft meme it was fucking funny making people mad for screenshotting a monkey png

[iron wraith]

But that was only Fairbanks

[proper crest]

We get cold in 20 c we would be like dead

[bleak warren]

i right clicked so many things

[iron wraith]

Everyone is close knitt so if you need help all you need to do is call

[languid grove]

[upbeat charm]

that's.... that's almost the temperature of dry ice....

[iron wraith]

I would literally have to get in a vc call to better explain how we live up here bc it all varies on what part of Alaska you live in

[languid grove]

I would hate to live somewhere that cold

[proper crest]

We are essentially a cat
We exist for the sun and nothing else

[iron wraith]

Yeah it gets so cold the air freezes and its all crystallized

[drowsy bridge]

[proper crest]

;-;

You gotta get out of there
The air is freezing ;-;

[iron wraith]

You even get shocked by objects bc the air cant move the way it needs too

[proper crest]

Never going to Alaska ig

Antarctica is warmer ;-;

[iron wraith]

You could literally get off a chair and pick up an object and then proceed to shocked by it

[iron wraith]

Well its summer now so that doesn't happen rn

[proper crest]

Alaskan people have superpowers?

[iron wraith]

Kinda we go outside in -60 in shorts bc its a dry cold

[proper crest]

And also lightning power damn

[iron wraith]

I could talk about alaska for hours bc its so different from the big cities

Im originally Californian

[proper crest]

Ah

We’ve gone to America like
Once

And that was just to New York

[iron wraith]

Brb gotta unload the car

Just got home

[proper crest]

Be free

[ruby zealot]

84% on my exam 3rd best in my class we are infact balling

[iron wraith]

Hell yeah

[iron wraith]

I can get into a vc if you wanna know more about the crazy world of Alaska

[bleak warren]

uh nah that's ok

[iron wraith]

Kk

[proper crest]

:0

[bleak warren]

1. i'm in a vc 2) it's late 3) i only vc with people i know

[proper crest]

Fair

[elfin wing]

you live in the UK

[dreamy knoll]

you

[proper crest]

Going crazy we are :)

Echo is back to muttering about effigies and windows

[dreamy knoll]

geese u wanna test something for me?

[proper crest]

Ok

[drowsy bridge]

I’m so bored ):

[proper crest]

Sleep

Yes

Whenever we get bored we have a shower which sounds odd but works to make us productive again

[twin lake]

Shock ur body wifh cold water

[drowsy bridge]

I already did that😭

I took a cold shower today

[proper crest]

Do it again

[languid grove]

It’s not SUPER cold here

[elfin wing]

far colder than it is here...

[drowsy bridge]

That was like an hour ago, I’m not going to shower again😭 😭

[twin lake]

Ice bucket

[dreamy knoll]

Look in dms

[languid grove]

You live in America

[elfin wing]

yes, hell gets hot

[languid grove]

[proper crest]

Idk we forget that we have a shower we’ve had like 12 in one day before
Go be extra clear n

[elfin wing]

i've spent almost a full week trying to get voruna prime and i've only got 1 part

tweaking tf out

[languid grove]

YOU GOT THIS

[elfin wing]

641 hours on warframe now... 230 on ultrakill..

my top played games are so goated, i love them all

[verbal anchor]

Magical

[zinc frigate]

Finished 2 things of art in one day…. Hell yeah

[verbal anchor]

YAY!

[dreamy knoll]

You

[still gull]

I cant remember if ive drawn today or not ough

[zinc frigate]

[still gull]

my beautiful depression adhd combo

[verbal anchor]

Yahhooo 2am

[drowsy bridge]

12???

[verbal anchor]

1 more hour and i get to say oh boy 3am

[zinc frigate]

You should like go to bed

[verbal anchor]

@zinc frigate buh i wanna do this

[dreamy knoll]

Please do sleep

[dreamy knoll]

As for u, u should sleep too

[still gull]

It's 2am here but I also just took a 4 hour nap

[zinc frigate]

What’s better, saying something in a discord chat or actually getting a decent sleep and feeling better in the morning

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[zinc frigate]

I still gotta shower it’s only like 1am here

[verbal anchor]

Who said anything about discord

[proper crest]

We have horrific memory
And alters so

[zinc frigate]

Besides posting D side autumn in #art

[verbal anchor]

Hai Tech

[dreamy knoll]

Point still stand u should get a gud amount of sleep after ur shower

[narrow atlas]

Hello Rosé

[still gull]

me too but the two are unrelated

[dreamy knoll]

You geese

[ruby zealot]

hi tech

[dreamy knoll]

You

[still gull]

I dont get amnesia from my plurality I just dissociate a lot and have adhd

[zinc frigate]

I know I’m gonna shower and sleep, you know me better I always sleep

[narrow atlas]

Hello Puppet

[languid grove]

[twin lake]

[verbal anchor]

40 more minutes till 3am

[dreamy knoll]

Gud

[dreamy knoll]

Sleep at 3

[still gull]

oh shit it's homestuck day

[zinc frigate]

Sleep before 3am or I will cast sleep spell

I didn’t reply

[ruby zealot]

me

[verbal anchor]

Buh then i cant say oh boy 3am infront of the living room camera

[dreamy knoll]

Yes u stinky

[elfin wing]

2:30am

[languid grove]

GET YOUR AHH TO BED

[verbal anchor]

Says the one who hasn't slept yet

[languid grove]

Okay but chicken butt

[zinc frigate]

You can do that right now

[proper crest]

A few of us have amnesia
Which means ontop of the switching memory loss, the dissociating we have more amnesia

[zinc frigate]

Just round up

[verbal anchor]

No i can't

[proper crest]

Yippee

[zinc frigate]

You leave me no choice

[still gull]

💔 💔 💔

[zinc frigate]

Sleep spell

[thin prairie]

Yoink

[verbal anchor]

You dare cast a spell on THE Magic Rose

[languid grove]

BITCH

[elfin wing]

8:30am for you and you haven't slept all night
so...

[languid grove]

Okay but my bad habits are no excuse for yours…

Get your cute butt to bed

[elfin wing]

WE HAVE THE SAME HABITS, WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS

[languid grove]

[thin prairie]

[languid grove]

WAH WAH WAH GET TO BED

[verbal anchor]

You!

[narrow atlas]

The utter despair I’m feeling about returning to school tomorrow is being somewhat elated by the fact I only have like 20, or so days left

[elfin wing]

YOU GET A NAP TODAY

[languid grove]

MAYBE

[elfin wing]

NO MAYBE. DO IT

[ruby zealot]

i felt sad then i felt happy

[languid grove]

We’ll see, I’m supposed to study today but I doubt that will happen

[narrow atlas]

I wonder how many of those I’ll sleep through

[thin prairie]

Who

[verbal anchor]

You

[thin prairie]

[narrow atlas]

I am by no means happy. Just somewhat returned back to neutrality

[languid grove]

Always stealing my cats..

[ruby zealot]

okay switzerland

[thin prairie]

Mau

[languid grove]

Today I need to buy an energy drink and some sunscreen

[elfin wing]

I'm not sleeping if you're not.

[ruby zealot]

5 weeks left until my 6 week internship the summer break then senior year

[languid grove]

I’m the one fixing my sleep schedule

[elfin wing]

I might just spend the whole night grinding for voruna

[languid grove]

You’ll ruin yours

[elfin wing]

FIXING AND YOU STAYED UP ALL NIGHT AND DRANK AN ENERGY DRINK???

[languid grove]

I’ll headbutt you

[narrow atlas]

I would offer some parts, but I’m not at my Xbox

[languid grove]

YEAH

[vivid venture]

[languid grove]

I slept until 4pm yesterday

[thin prairie]

Wakey wakey cats are screaming

[elfin wing]

i've just been having the craziest RNG
i spent like 10 radiant relics and got all bronze each time

[elfin wing]

BECAUSE YOU RUINED YOUR SCHEDULE TALKING TO ME RAHHH

[narrow atlas]

I think I have her BP, and idk what else

[elfin wing]

i have her neuroptics and i only got that from someone else in my mission

[languid grove]

Okay? Worth it

[elfin wing]

genuinely worse than her OG grind at this point

[elfin wing]

and what do you think i'm doing now?

[thin prairie]

So real ngl

[languid grove]

[languid grove]

If you ruin your sleep schedule then I’ll head butt you

It won’t be good for you, for many reasons.

I can handle it

[narrow atlas]

I mean there’s a reason why people say the most efficient farm for warframe is a job

You deadass could just buy her parts, or spend like 150 bucks on her prime pack

Deadass I considered it for a moment. I want the empherma

[elfin wing]

if you can handle it, i can

[languid grove]

no

[elfin wing]

i would but her cosmetics just aren't that appealing

[narrow atlas]

I like the tails

[elfin wing]

i've already spent a bit of plat recently on stuff, i wanna be able to get her without spending more

plus, finally built up my sevagoth so he makes it all much easier

[proper crest]

We productive today

[dreamy knoll]

🍪

[proper crest]

Yees

[verbal anchor]

Yay

[narrow atlas]

Just gotta keep your nose to the grindstone

[proper crest]

It’s over we are done being productive it’s ok :3

[narrow atlas]

I spent 2 weeks cracking relics for I think either Saryn, or the Nikana prime

[languid grove]

[narrow atlas]

Like a month after that they gave saryn prime away for free in a twitch drop for tennocon

[proper crest]

Oo nice name
Just gonna
Yoink that
(We steal names)

[elfin wing]

pretty much what I'm doing

5 days of grinding for voruna, like 10 radiant axis and 5 radiant lith relics spent, 1 part received from a relic that wasn't even mine

[verbal anchor]

Gasp

[narrow atlas]

Oh Gehe if you wouldn’t mind could you tell me the frames available in the circuit?

[proper crest]

:3

[elfin wing]

i actually was in a disruption mission for so long that we were hitting level 1200 enemies

[languid grove]

[thin prairie]

RIKA

[languid grove]

BWEHHHH

[languid grove]

Honburg

[elfin wing]

good idea i've been meaning to check incarnons

[thin prairie]

I posted kitty cat Carson in fartchr

[elfin wing]

uhh
excalibur, trinity, and ember

[narrow atlas]

Unfortunate

[elfin wing]

some decent incarnons here

i think i already got rid of the stalker weapons though

[proper crest]

[elfin wing]

i need to grind simaris standing too for the war blade

[languid grove]

[narrow atlas]

I don’t care for incarnons ngl. Only reason to get them is for level cap, and I’d rather bite my tongue off than sit 2 hours in a void flood mission

[twin lake]

I love this emote

[elfin wing]

i FINALLY got broken war after getting like 10 war prints

[languid grove]

Woobi Woobi

I am so hungry

[elfin wing]

can finally build one of the "rarest weapons"

[verbal anchor]

Chat. Should i make a hot pocket at 2:38AM

[twin lake]

Eat it straight from the michealwave or fryer

[proper crest]

Yes

[dreamy knoll]

no

[proper crest]

Healthy life choices

We have a pack of 4 monsters and we shall not sleep

Never

[verbal anchor]

Lucky

[dreamy knoll]

mine is 4 to 8 cans a work shift

[proper crest]

Damn

[dreamy knoll]

mhm

[frail turtle]

Ah

[twin lake]

Kill 8 bilion people

[proper crest]

Good idea

[frail turtle]

Ayo?

Oh deer

[proper crest]

[frail turtle]

[languid grove]

Ham sandwich for breakfast and then I’m gonna clean my room and then go out

[proper crest]

Freedom

[final pewter]

Bean and cheese burrito for breakfast

[languid grove]

You my friend live on the edge….

Beans AND cheese??

[proper crest]

Salad

[final pewter]

What’s wrong with beans and cheese

[proper crest]

No beans

[iron wraith]

I freaking love bean cheese burritos

Maybe not for breakfast but definitely a small lil snack

[dreamy knoll]

help

[narrow atlas]

It could be refried beans

Do yall have those in the uk?

[twin lake]

Beans

[upbeat copper]

I find beans really gross

[drowsy bridge]

After about 6 and a half years, I have reached 3 thousand photos on my phone

Wait

No, about 5 and a half, mb

[elfin wing]

i forgot how hard blues rock slaps

[dreamy knoll]

hai pretty lady

[elfin wing]

one month from now, we get DMC season 2

wonder how they'll handle season 2

[zinc frigate]

Oh that’s a hacked shiny hetran in pokemon home

[dreamy knoll]

sleep hydro

[bright mica]

Oooooh Pokemon

hehehe

I forgot…

I cant make it small I freaking forgot

[red valve]

ITS MA BDAY

[bright mica]

HAPPY BDAY!

[red valve]

Yaaaay

[bright mica]

Should I change my pfp??

I have another deku pic

[plucky garden]

Happy bday

[ornate kernel]

I wanna buzz buzz

[zinc frigate]

Happy birthday

[zinc frigate]

-# huh

[zinc frigate]

IN A MINUTE-

[ruby zealot]

chat i think i clutched

[zinc frigate]

Huh

[ruby zealot]

F on exam was gonna fail talked to my teacher do a presentation next week to better my overall grade

[zinc frigate]

[zinc frigate]

Lock the fuck in

[ruby zealot]

ik

[dreamy knoll]

U should eat a cookie

[ruby zealot]

and glaggle may be able to help me with it

[zinc frigate]

Don’t got any here sadly

[ruby zealot]

because of the topic

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[zinc frigate]

Hell yeah, I got some general presentation tips if you end up needing them

[zinc frigate]

[dreamy knoll]

[ruby zealot]

that'd be amazing thanks cool shark ma'am

[upbeat copper]

Henlo

[zinc frigate]

Your slides should be to the point, try to have only basic info on them and only a few bullet points

[zinc frigate]

pretty lady

[dreamy knoll]

🍪

[upbeat copper]

I wanna cry

[upbeat copper]

Hallo gorgeous

[ruby zealot]

hola arie

[proper crest]

Don’t do that

[upbeat copper]

Aloha

[zinc frigate]

[upbeat copper]

Withholding negative emotions is not healthy

[ruby zealot]

found this banger

[zinc frigate]

Try and memorize your script, the less time you’re looking at your presentation, the better

[upbeat copper]

Motherfucker that was 5 months ago

[ruby zealot]

kay will do thanks again

[zinc frigate]

Wait that just made me realize leafy left

[thin prairie]

He's searching your digital footprint

[proper crest]

Fair enough

[thin prairie]

Again?

[zinc frigate]

Ofc

[zinc frigate]

Apparently yeah,

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🥞

[zinc frigate]

No idea when tho

[dreamy knoll]

You

[thin prairie]

Huh

[proper crest]

Aaa :3

[dreamy knoll]

Pretty lady sleep

[ruby zealot]

insane

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[ruby zealot]

WHOA

[thin prairie]

2024

[proper crest]

;-;

[ruby zealot]

okay i'll stop before she brutally kills me behind the mcdonalds

using a iron

[thin prairie]

Too late

[ruby zealot]

man im dead 💀

[dreamy knoll]

nah im removing u before u get behind a maccas

[zinc frigate]

I should sleep I’m tired

[dreamy knoll]

sleep

[zinc frigate]

Well now that you told me I don’t wanna

[dreamy knoll]

gn hydro

[upbeat copper]

My first ever message in this server

[dreamy knoll]

[upbeat copper]

Go bed

[dreamy knoll]

you too

[ruby zealot]

night sharkie

[dreamy knoll]

throwing u

[upbeat copper]

Mmmmmm but I'm not sleepy yet

[ruby zealot]

nuh uh

[dreamy knoll]

dont make me throw 1.5 quadtrillion cookies

[dreamy knoll]

yuh uh

[ruby zealot]

veems if i fail i cant be a senior next year and trust me i NEED my graduation

[upbeat copper]

You can't hurt me I'm already injured

[ruby zealot]

i use heal spell

[dreamy knoll]

no more dr pepper only dr pibb

[upbeat copper]

I don't mind Mr pibb

[dreamy knoll]

sugar free

[ruby zealot]

destroying australia

[upbeat copper]

You demon.

[dreamy knoll]

moving a cassowary behind u

[upbeat copper]

You like to see me suffer, don't you?

[dreamy knoll]

smayhaps

[ruby zealot]

very sadge day

[upbeat copper]

Evil

[dreamy knoll]

hehehehehe

[upbeat copper]

"1 message from potential spammer" /j

[thin prairie]

[upbeat copper]

[thin prairie]

YOU PARASITE

[upbeat copper]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[dreamy knoll]

making it not cherry flavoured

[upbeat copper]

Blocked /j

[thin prairie]

[upbeat copper]

[dreamy knoll]

welp block me pretty lady and no cookies

[thin prairie]

That's it
No catnip for you

[upbeat copper]

GRAHHH

[upbeat copper]

No I'm sorry

[thin prairie]

Too late lady

[upbeat copper]

[dreamy knoll]

Hehehehe im gonna go steal cookies

[thin prairie]

Pensive

[upbeat copper]

Suspensive

[thin prairie]

[upbeat copper]

[thin prairie]

[upbeat copper]

[thin prairie]

Thy punishment is 100 years of 2014 undertale community

[ruby zealot]

[thin prairie]

You too

[ruby zealot]

silence spider

[thin prairie]

Silence puppet

[ruby zealot]

im sending you into deep space

[thin prairie]

YAY

[ruby zealot]

without the suit

[thin prairie]

I don't need it

[ruby zealot]

you'll freeze to death

[thin prairie]

I'M BRITISH

[ruby zealot]

black hole

[thin prairie]

Yum

[proper crest]

Too powerful

To the cheese factory

[ruby zealot]

yknow what im pulling out the honley-destroyer 5000

aka floob

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[half frigate]

Hey humans

[naive obsidian]

My bday is 2 days ago I turned 14

[ornate kernel]

Ebola 🫵

[proper crest]

Wrong

[dreamy knoll]

🫴

[elfin wing]

i have been doomscrolling for like 3 hours

and I wonder why I'm depressed

[proper crest]

Maybe go try and sleep?

[upbeat copper]

Aughhhhhhhh

Foot hurts

And also head hurts

Agony

[finite cedar]

Twins

[proper crest]

Did you remember your meds

[storm whale]

school

[coral tulip]

[ruby zealot]

ello clove

[thin prairie]

Haha

[storm whale]

the Monday of doom and despair

[brisk pasture]

YOU

[ruby zealot]

SYNO!

[lusty gorge]

It's Monday
Yaaay 🫩

[humble isle]

Today sucks

[brisk pasture]

Hiya Puppet!

[brisk pasture]

...

It just started...

It's like 6:37

[upbeat charm]

[humble isle]

Today sucks less

[dreamy knoll]

You

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[bright mica]

Yo what up my dudes how the new pfp?

[lusty gorge]

You're blue now
Nice!

[thin prairie]

Augh
This guy

[storm whale]

blu

[bright mica]

Thx!

[dreamy knoll]

Hey illumi

[upbeat copper]

You!

Did you see the addition?

[fervent gull]

Aw man I'm so depressed nothing can ever cure me-
Hamburbur.

[languid grove]

Guys… my dog is bald now

#animals

[upbeat charm]

yeah, clover likes it a lot

[indigo hull]

[ruby zealot]

Glaggle do you like...the cold war?

[indigo hull]

The media kinda made that one boring

[lusty gorge]

Hamurmur

[plucky garden]

Hamburbur?

[lusty gorge]

Hamurmur 👍

[woven flicker]

Hey

[lusty gorge]

Hugging you

[plucky garden]

WHERE

[woven flicker]

Not right now

[formal yarrow]

[lusty gorge]

What's wrong

[plucky garden]

Fuh, gtg bc of SCHOOL 3:

[lusty gorge]

Ok I also gtg but I'll be back when I can

[formal yarrow]

Put them little paws away

[lusty gorge]

Ok I'm back

[lusty gorge]

Burger feet

[plucky garden]

What should I draw rn

[languid grove]

If I fall asleep then jump me

[lusty gorge]

A fairy with a Rock & roll theme

[unique mulch]

BLEHHH!!

[lusty gorge]

WAZAAAAAAAAAAA

[unique mulch]

erm what the sigma

lol

[lusty gorge]

Ok I'm turning you into a soggy half eaten French fry

[unique mulch]

uhmmmm pls don't?

[languid grove]

WAAAAZZZZZZZAAAAAAA

[unique mulch]

and why is it soggy?

[brisk shard]

I wanna see what the new Scary Movie is cooking but idk

[brisk shard]

The worst type of chip i guess

[worn mason]

Hamburger

[thin prairie]

No

[languid grove]

I’m so cold

[thin prairie]

WAAAZAAAAA

[unique mulch]

i would kill for a cheesy gordita crunch rn

[brisk shard]

Im at a theme park rn and its started thundering

[unique mulch]

🙁

[brisk shard]

Can someone do the rain dance

[languid grove]

OH NAUR

[plucky garden]

🫡

[lusty gorge]

WAZAAAAAAAAAAA

[indigo hull]

It’s Homestuck day

[unique mulch]

i have relations with a car muffler

[indigo hull]

4/13

[lusty gorge]

Three more days.

[woven flicker]

Holy shit a polar bear

[thin prairie]

Meow

[gritty temple]

AAAAAAA

[unique mulch]

lol

[lusty gorge]

It's the STUPID burger || by stupid I mean smart as hell ||

[woven flicker]

How are we doing today chat?

[thin prairie]

No you was right the first time

[unique mulch]

grrrrrreatt

[brisk shard]

Decent

[indigo hull]

Today I feel like throwing rocks at windows

[brisk shard]

Dont throw glass in a stone window or whatever the saying is

[lusty gorge]

Hunt for window quartz

[lusty gorge]

Don't throw stones at glass houses

[woven flicker]

That’s good

[unique mulch]

yo

[brisk shard]

Dont throw houses at stone glass

[woven flicker]

That’s good

[brisk shard]

Dont house the stone

[woven flicker]

You could always eat both

[unique mulch]

i have a Lego telephone

[brisk shard]

Get stoned

[woven flicker]

Stealing it

[brisk shard]

Oh yeah thats the saying

[woven flicker]

lol

[unique mulch]

🙁

[lusty gorge]

Oh gladly!

[woven flicker]

🦖

[brisk shard]

Always remember, get stoned

[indigo hull]

I’m out of za rn 😭

[brisk shard]

[brisk shard]

You dont pre-order? Fraud

[indigo hull]

Rats ate all my damn plants

[lusty gorge]

Guys tomadachi life drops on Thursday

[indigo hull]

If only I had a DSi

[brisk shard]

You gotta prepare man

[indigo hull]

Anyway two other important things today

[brisk shard]

(If the government is watching this i do not smoke weed nor tobacco as it is illegal in my country)

I also dont overall smoke so

[indigo hull]

In 1953 Project MKUltra began, and in 1970 the oxygen tank that caused the Apollo 13 crises exploded

[unique mulch]

[brisk shard]

7 more days and its 4/20 in America Glaggle, you better be prepared

[indigo hull]

I’m preparing

[unique mulch]

guys, guys, can't we all just agree thet jimmy looks like doogal?

[brisk shard]

Idk

Dont watch Jimmy

[woven flicker]

Do you happen to be the polar bear from club penguins or monsunoo?

[brisk shard]

As in I dont

[unique mulch]

Nuh uh

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[lusty gorge]

Aight I gtg bye nerds

[unique mulch]

bye

[trim spade]

Emotional Support Hampter: Don't dream of being different, dream of BEING different.

[unique mulch]

[narrow atlas]

“What the fuck does that mean Kobe Bryant”

[trim spade]

if you're not being sarcastic then it means be unique from others

[upbeat copper]

I'm gonna blow up the earth

[heavy flare]

Good morning

[unique mulch]

why? :3

[upbeat copper]

Because I'm sad

And also angry

And my foot hurts

[unique mulch]

what happened?

[upbeat copper]

Broken foot

[heavy flare]

Have you tried not being angry and telling your foot to not hurt

[upbeat copper]

Blowing you up first

[unique mulch]

oh. That's unfortunate:-(

[upbeat copper]

Hmmmmmm

[heavy flare]

[upbeat copper]

Your pfp is cute

You're invited to earth 2

[unique mulch]

oh thank you :3

[woven flicker]

[upbeat copper]

Ow

[woven flicker]

How’s the leg?

[upbeat copper]

Hurt

[woven flicker]

🫂🦖

[upbeat copper]

I wanna go outsideeeee

But I'm not allowed to without supervision

[heavy flare]

Wait what did I you do to break your foot

[upbeat copper]

Glass

[woven flicker]

Same

[heavy flare]

So like you fell through glass or

[upbeat copper]

I can send you an artistic rendition that I drew because I don't feel like explaining

[heavy flare]

I would love to see

[unique mulch]

me too

[upbeat copper]

Aight

They have been sent

[heavy flare]

How tf did glass pierce your foot with that much force like that to break bone

[woven flicker]

Aurelia

[pseudo pollen]

Tire

[upbeat copper]

I put my entire body weight onto that foot while in a panic

[hot magnet]

That’s bad

[heavy flare]

Damn

[upbeat copper]

Moral of the story is

[upbeat copper]

Don't break big things made of glass

[heavy flare]

I got glass in my foot once, I made the mistake of trying to get it out on my own and it only went deeper

[indigo hull]

that hasn't happened to me yet

[heavy flare]

My tub was very red and my sister was freaking out lmao

[upbeat copper]

I got lucky, it was a huge piece so it was easy to get out

[indigo hull]

but i got very close to putting a whole rusty nail through it

[heavy flare]

The one that was in mine was big but it was the way it went in

[upbeat copper]

Ah

[indigo hull]

that sucks

[unique mulch]

some very visible wind

[upbeat copper]

Yeah it came out the top for me so we just pushed it down

[heavy flare]

Yikes

[upbeat copper]

Yeah

Luckily enough it was a pretty clean break so I'm guessing it'll heal quick (I hope)

[heavy flare]

Second moral of story don’t step on glass

[upbeat copper]

Third moral of the story

[unique mulch]

yeah hopefully :3

[upbeat copper]

Don't be me

[heavy flare]

You’re young so it should heal relatively fast

[burnt merlin]

Fourth moral of the story
Don't tap the glass

[upbeat copper]

I'm also scottish and that gives me superpowers

[heavy flare]

Good point

[hot magnet]

Being Scottish gives superpowers?

[unique mulch]

indubitably

[upbeat copper]

[upbeat copper]

Yup

[woven flicker]

Aniibitch Aniistink

[gritty temple]

Meow meow meow meow

[burnt merlin]

Poomar Stinkmar

[indigo hull]

fifth moral of the story

[upbeat copper]

You!

[hot magnet]

Huh… never knew that

[minor bear]

[gritty temple]

AAAAAAAAA

[indigo hull]

don't throw glass in a rock house

[upbeat copper]

So loud..

[gritty temple]

[hot magnet]

Why?

[heavy flare]

Every country has their own superpower

[indigo hull]

-# because

[upbeat copper]

The rock will break obviously

[woven flicker]

Hru?

[indigo hull]

YOU'LL GET LOST!

[burnt merlin]

Eh.
Wbu? :3

[ruby zealot]

the dah

[hot magnet]

I see now

[upbeat copper]

In the glass labyrinth I am
-# likely to break my foot
The mouse

[unique mulch]

YOUR TAKING TOO LONG!

[burnt merlin]

True
Being a bulgarian gives me a lower chance to get the negative effect of lung cancer trust

[hot magnet]

Every country has superpowers. What about USA

[ruby zealot]

yknow what? i love doing powerpoints

[hot magnet]

Seems reasonable

[gritty temple]

Their superpower is colonizing

[burnt merlin]

Now I wonder if there's a study on that
New Yorkers definitely have something like that

[indigo hull]

no that was the British

[ruby zealot]

oh hi arch

[indigo hull]

and by extent France too

[hot magnet]

True

British and France

[gritty temple]

[upbeat copper]

No France's superpower is eating rich people

[hot magnet]

Huh???

[indigo hull]

no thats the Dutch

who ate their prime minister iirc

[gritty temple]

Nom nom

[ruby zealot]

the spanish ?

[heavy flare]

Honestly forgot about Bulgaria

[ruby zealot]

poor dah

[woven flicker]

Very bad but we ball

[indigo hull]

be the first colonial power until it bankrupts you

[ruby zealot]

the french killed the royals while the dutch were cannibals

[indigo hull]

the French like heads rolling

[pseudo pollen]

I eating egg

[ruby zealot]

example the french revolution

[indigo hull]

which one

[burnt merlin]

You weren't too off because It's a made-up place trust

[gritty temple]

Oui

[indigo hull]

there were like four

[ruby zealot]

the most popular one

[upbeat copper]

KIRA QUEEN

[burnt merlin]

Bulgaria isn't real

[heavy flare]

[unique mulch]

i like eating cereal.

[gritty temple]

My OC is French should I give her a guillotine as a treat

[ruby zealot]

the one you think of when you hear the french revolution

[hot magnet]

Mmmm, cereal

[indigo hull]

ah so Robespierre

and the guy in the bathtub who got stabbed

[heavy flare]

France stinks

[burnt merlin]

🫂
Hope things get better for you soon

[upbeat copper]

France isn't real

[ruby zealot]

everyone isnt real

[unique mulch]

it's a hoax

[indigo hull]

Southern Belgium

[ruby zealot]

i dont exist and thats a fact

[heavy flare]

Unfortunately I’ve been there

[upbeat copper]

[hot magnet]

I just punched a spider on my shower curtain

[upbeat copper]

Sorry that was actually Italy

[indigo hull]

and unfortunately i had to make them communist for an alternate history

[ruby zealot]

@thin prairie

[heavy flare]

Nah Italy is cool

[upbeat copper]

Did you eat pasta at this "France" you went to?

[hot magnet]

They make-a the pasta

[thin prairie]

[heavy flare]

Yes and I got yelled at for not twirling my pasta correctly so the waiter did it for me then fed me

[upbeat copper]

Yeah that was Italy, sorry

[indigo hull]

what i wouldn't give to see Venice

[ruby zealot]

should i include the space race in my presentation?

[unique mulch]

somebody toucha my spaghett!

[heavy flare]

That was another trip lol

[hot magnet]

Yes.

What’s it about?

[upbeat copper]

Big airline was just lying to you, they brought you to the same place twice

[ruby zealot]

the cold war

[hot magnet]

Ahh.

[ruby zealot]

social studies class

[indigo hull]

the Space Race is very important

but here are some points to include

[upbeat copper]

Anyways chat I'm gonna go make some haggis, anyone want some?

[heavy flare]

My trip to France included smelling bread, an oversized weird looking transmission tower and people who hated me for not being French

[indigo hull]

do not make the US seem like the overall victor because the USSR made several first strides before us

[formal yarrow]

I want to go to France

[hot magnet]

No, I think I’m good

[upbeat copper]

Well if you liked how they treated you there you'll LOVE Scotland

[indigo hull]

apparently thats common

[heavy flare]

I know someone who went to Scotland and said the people were very nice

[indigo hull]

and they don't like it when foreigners try to speak French so just don't even try

[heavy flare]

I think French people just hate everyone

[ruby zealot]

okay

[narrow atlas]

Learn French to properly speak it incorrectly

[upbeat copper]

Are you Irish in any way shape or form

[indigo hull]

compensating for losing the Napoleonic Wars

[indigo hull]

and the Franco-Prussian War

and a whole sleuth of other conflicts I could name

[hot magnet]

Kermie

[heavy flare]

From what I know I am German, Syrian, Lebanese and either Italian or Irish I can’t remember

[indigo hull]

interesting

[opaque oak]

Is are human being

[upbeat copper]

Don't tell people in Scotland that you're Irish, you might be challenged to a whole lot of drinking contests

[indigo hull]

last i knew I had English, Scots, Irish, Welsh, Dutch, Scandinavian, and Indigenous American

[upbeat copper]

I am simply Scottish, and Jamaican

[heavy flare]

I like drinking

[narrow atlas]

I just say I’m Irish cause my grandparents on my dads side are immigrants, but I’m mixed with fucking everything on my moms side

[indigo hull]

i've gotta find out more about my Irish ancestry

[upbeat copper]

If you ever want an instant drinking buddy in Scotland, tap a random Scot on the shoulder and say "I'm Irish, I bet I can hold my liquor better than you"

[indigo hull]

for the most part I can get a general sense of where my ancestors in Scotland came from

[narrow atlas]

Same. The few bits a know are cool tho

I had some great grand uncles who were on the titanic

[heavy flare]

What if I say I think I’m Irish

[upbeat copper]

Even better

The cockier you sound the easier it is

[heavy flare]

lol

I just want to go there to hold a really big sword

And listen to bagpipes

[upbeat copper]

STOPPPP DONT MAKE ME THINK ABOUT HOME I MISS IT SO MUCHHH

[indigo hull]

Scottish Claymore gotta be the #1 longsword of all time

[upbeat copper]

Absolutely

[upbeat copper]

And also its a greatsword not a longsword

[heavy flare]

May I ask why you moved

[indigo hull]

ahh

[upbeat copper]

I was too young to say no when my family moved

[upbeat copper]

HAHAHA I KNEW SOMETHING YOU DIDNT

I'm so smart

[indigo hull]

Well in your defense i just find Medieval warfare drab and boring

[heavy flare]

Do you reside in the us now?

[upbeat copper]

[upbeat copper]

Yeah unfortunately

[heavy flare]

[upbeat copper]

Medieval warfare was literally the peak of warfare

[heavy flare]

I don’t think it’s that bad, I enjoy being able to see like 6 different ethnic food places within a 2 mile radius

[indigo hull]

the American Dream

[opaque oak]

Emu War

[upbeat copper]

Yeah but people suck here and I hate everyone

[narrow atlas]

Swords lowkey kinda bore me. We need more maces, and morning stars

[indigo hull]

realistically I was gonna mention conflicts like the English Civil War or the 30 Years' War

[narrow atlas]

Blunt weapons are simply cooler

[ruby zealot]

new melee when?

[upbeat copper]

KILLING YOU WITH A SWORD

[indigo hull]

that sort of bridge the gap of medieval warfare and the age of muskets

[ruby zealot]

i wanna have battle beast's weapon

[heavy flare]

The only states I don’t like is California and New York, everyone is so self centered there

[narrow atlas]

I’m a metal man. You need impact not slicing

[opaque oak]

Nah, Aussies vs Big Flightless birds are where it’s at

[indigo hull]

don't let Veemo hear you say that lmao

[upbeat copper]

With a Scottish claymore, I can use it as a warhammer if I hold it by the blade

[stone shuttle]

what is going on-

[indigo hull]

one .50 inch musket ball

and that armor is pretty much obsolete

[upbeat copper]

Firearms and cannons are cheating

[heavy flare]

Is there a difference between I highland sword and a claymore or are they the same

[opaque oak]

Halberd

[heavy flare]

I thought one was German

[upbeat copper]

Depends on who you ask honestly

[indigo hull]

not if its cool

[heavy flare]

Nvm that’s the zweilander

[heavy flare]

Most op weapon

[upbeat copper]

Guns and explosives are boring, melee is where it's at

[narrow atlas]

Got nothing on a shillelagh

[lusty gorge]

You.

[upbeat copper]

Honestly the halberd has one glaring weakness, it's really fucking slow to wield

[narrow atlas]

Ehhhh. Revolvers, and repeaters are cool as fuck

[upbeat copper]

[indigo hull]

idk muskets and early breechloading rifles were still cool

[lusty gorge]

Hug

[upbeat copper]

Yeah but they kinda ruined battles lowk

[opaque oak]

Not if you have PAM 🤓

[upbeat copper]

[plucky garden]

Car

[heavy flare]

I wouldn’t say slow. Maybe a tad sluggish but I feel like with that kind of fighting you have reach you win

[upbeat copper]

Nuh uh

[indigo hull]

so would you rather drown in mud and heavy armor at Agincourt or drown in mud at Passchendaele?

[upbeat copper]

Spears are the peak of weaponry, they've worked for us since the dawn of humanity and still outperform most melee weapons

[opaque oak]

Poke stick

[narrow atlas]

War is hell. There’s no “ruining” the worst thing humans do to each other

[heavy flare]

Halberds are spears just with an axe

[upbeat copper]

It went from "hey let's have honor and fight each other one on one" to "well I'm gonna shoot until everything stops moving"

[indigo hull]

the Napoleonic Wars would like a call

[narrow atlas]

HONOR??? IN MEDIEVAL TIMES???

[upbeat copper]

Guns lowk were the downfall of mankind imo

[gritty temple]

I think mankind was the downfall of mankind

[upbeat copper]

Yeah

Lowk we should've just stayed in the stone age

[gritty temple]

time to play video games weeeee ^.^ yAYYY

[heavy flare]

Time to play chivalry 2 and become a Scott with big sword

[indigo hull]

time to play with muskets in VR

[upbeat copper]

Type shit

[gritty temple]

SSCCOOOOTLAND FOREVAAAA

[opaque oak]

I can’t live without my air fryer

[upbeat copper]

If you didn't know what an air fryer was you'd be just fine

[indigo hull]

but then mankind would've never made Outlast Trials

[gritty temple]

NONONONONO

[indigo hull]

remember the consequences

[opaque oak]

If I didn’t know what an air fryer was I’d be dead rn

[gritty temple]

I need my wife Liliya or I’ll die

[upbeat copper]

If it keeps people from being dicks to each other through a screen instead of face to face, I'd say it's well worth it

[upbeat copper]

Natural selection ig

[indigo hull]

just ban twitter then lmao

and reddit

[gritty temple]

No I need Outlast Trials it’s necessary I swear

[heavy flare]

Should I have pants or no pants with the kilt

[upbeat copper]

No pants go all in

[heavy flare]

Bet

[indigo hull]

I would assume thats how a true Scot would do it

nothing under the kilt

[heavy flare]

Now big beard or no beard

[upbeat copper]

Biggest beard you can have

[gritty temple]

Speaking of Outlast Trials it’s time to go visit my wife

[upbeat copper]

Also if it gives you the option, jack those arms up like crazy

[lusty gorge]

I feel sooo sigma

[narrow atlas]

Welp since I’m back in school ig I’ll start the like 10 pages of work I have due today

[lusty gorge]

The tick

[finite cedar]

Blech, school

[lusty gorge]

That should do the trick

[finite cedar]

[lusty gorge]

Should be done in a lickety split

[sterile escarp]

How do I post a meme

[lusty gorge]

You need image perms

You get those via dd

In order to get dd you need to interact with the server

[opaque oak]

By giving me your ssn trust me bro

[sterile escarp]

What is this ssn

[lusty gorge]

Do NOT trust this individual

[sterile escarp]

Ok

[opaque oak]

Social security

[sterile escarp]

Oh hell na

[opaque oak]

Whaaaaat nooooooo

I’m totally trustworthy

[lusty gorge]

Donating you to a seafood restaurant

[upbeat copper]

🫂

Ahhhh I so sleeby

[lusty gorge]

Oh wait the tick is beetle 😭

[upbeat copper]

[lusty gorge]

I'm so fucking dumb

[sterile escarp]

How do I get via dd

[indigo hull]

i mean its like the third time they've changed it

[lusty gorge]

Interact with the server by chatting

[opaque oak]

By taking your moms credit card

[indigo hull]

as Zach Hadel once said

[opaque oak]

YES SOMEONE GOT THE REFERENCE

[indigo hull]

STEAL YOUR PARENTS CRREDIT CAAAARD

[lusty gorge]

It's a lovely day to walk down the road if I ever stop singing I will explode

[finite cedar]

Go to redbubbel and buyy our shirrrts!

[stone shuttle]

what if you dont have any?

like parents

[opaque oak]

Hey Steven! :D

[lusty gorge]

What have you done?

💥

[indigo hull]

me when i eat the fruit of combustion

[lusty gorge]

Me whe

💥

Someone next to me has a full thing of fucking Vaseline

[reef zealot]

[lusty gorge]

[reef zealot]

Im feeling homosexual

[reef zealot]

It him

[lusty gorge]

Big guy

[humble isle]

[lusty gorge]

Lacey 🫵

[humble isle]

Hello.

[lusty gorge]

How art thou

[reef zealot]

Mothie!

[humble isle]

Tired.

[reef zealot]

Mothie go bounce bounce bounce bounce

[lusty gorge]

Yikes
Only 10 more hours then you can honk shoo tho

[lusty gorge]

Me when I put a moth on a trampoline:

[indigo hull]

TRAMBOPOLINE

[lusty gorge]

Hi Glaggle

[vagrant scarab]

Morning.

[lusty gorge]

Morning, miniature potato side dish.

[reef zealot]

I wanna kiss my gf

I think that would be cool

[sterile escarp]

I really want to post a meme but idk how to

[vagrant scarab]

Yup. 👍

[lusty gorge]

Then kiss her
Would be totally radical

[reef zealot]

One small issue

[lusty gorge]

Wuzzat

[reef zealot]

5000km

[spice geyser]

Is this the foretold chat that goes absolutely ___ today?

[lusty gorge]

Fly to your girlfriend
Kiss her
Fly back

[vagrant scarab]

So a long distance relationship then?

[indigo hull]

alternatively you can cut out that last portion

[reef zealot]

Yes

[indigo hull]

of flying back

[vagrant scarab]

Understood.

[reef zealot]

I’d love to but i have school

[indigo hull]

rip

[vagrant scarab]

Ah. That sucks.

[reef zealot]

I’ll be seeing her in july tho
So
Thats something

[vagrant scarab]

...
Perhaps on the 4th?

[humble isle]

[sterile escarp]

How do I post a meme

[indigo hull]

the thousand moth stare

[reef zealot]

Idk i havent booked flights yet

[lusty gorge]

I just explained it like 30 minutes ago

[vagrant scarab]

You have to talk enough to have a role that lets you.

[reef zealot]

For ylyl? Read #ylyl-rules❗
In general? Read #roles

[vagrant scarab]

Understood. I was just trying to make a joke however.

[spice geyser]

Chat I have come to piss off Jimmy

[indigo hull]

good thing Jimmy is never here

[lusty gorge]

You can try but he barely chats here

[spice geyser]

he won't know when it will happen but it will happen

[lusty gorge]

Except for riiiiight now

[vagrant scarab]

Interesting. And how do you plan to do that?

[spice geyser]

by doing vaguelly evil deeds

[lusty gorge]

Any second now

Aaaany second

[indigo hull]

-# pun not intended

[vagrant scarab]

You're stalling.

[indigo hull]

-# or maybe it was idk

[lusty gorge]

No I'm JuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuustAGuy

Get your names right

[vagrant scarab]

Lol.

[vagrant scarab]

Oh, Dad jokes now?

[lusty gorge]

Yep

[spice geyser]

I am currently twirling my moustache while spinning in my egg shaped outdated 1970s chair

[lusty gorge]

Micheal Goobian?

[indigo hull]

Goobastank

[vagrant scarab]

Luigi?

[lusty gorge]

Nah
Mr L

[vagrant scarab]

Ah my bad.

[indigo hull]

That’s Mama Luigi to you

[vagrant scarab]

Should I become sprite tho?

I must know.

[spice geyser]

i'm more of a dr. pepper guy myself

[vagrant scarab]

Same but sprite is funny. And It matches my avatar stuff.

[lusty gorge]

I'm more of a ginger ale/root beer guy but I wouldn't mind dr pepper here and there

[indigo hull]

Ginger Ale

Tastes of watching the British burn DC

[vagrant scarab]

I love Mug Root beer.

[lusty gorge]

Dude I haven't seen a SINGLE liter of Mug root beer for like 6 years almost

[indigo hull]

Never had mug

[lusty gorge]

I have to stick to signature select and A&W

[indigo hull]

Always had A&W

[vagrant scarab]

It's the best root beer in my opinion.