general

[woven flicker]

That’s cool tho

[indigo hull]

you ever dip crunchy cheetos in nacho cheese dip

[burnt merlin]

Mmm salt and vinegar chips

[ruby zealot]

i hate pizza pringles

[burnt merlin]

Pizza Pringles sound like a crime

[woven flicker]

Pringles just suck

[ruby zealot]

it is

[ruby zealot]

HOW DARE YOU

[indigo hull]

there used to be this chip that was just a mini pizza

[woven flicker]

There’s never been a good flavor at all they all taste the same

[urban valve]

My favorite Pringle btw

Fuck you

[indigo hull]

they don't make them anymore and i cant remember what they were called

[ruby zealot]

okay i dont hate pizza pringles

[indigo hull]

but they tasted incredible apparently

[ruby zealot]

i love sweet paprika

[urban valve]

Unfuck you

[woven flicker]

Instant fold

[indigo hull]

Im basic

[ruby zealot]

you talking about me?

[upbeat charm]

dill pickle clover's beloved

[indigo hull]

Cheddar Pringles are mine

[woven flicker]

No I’m talking about the lawn chair

[burnt merlin]

Dill pickles also sound like a crime

[indigo hull]

they make dill pickle lays

[upbeat charm]

THEY'RE SO GOOD

[burnt merlin]

Why tf are you putting pickles in plastic packaging

[short orbit]

Do you guys like bbq chicken pizza

[woven flicker]

Makes me want to eat a mouse trap

[upbeat charm]

NO LIKE
CHIP FLAVOUR

[ruby zealot]

i found my obsession pringles

[burnt merlin]

And why are they individual
AND WHY ARE THEY FLAVORED

[burnt merlin]

Oooh

[burnt merlin]

Wait I'm thinking of big papa pickle

[woven flicker]

Pringles and lays are garbage

[burnt merlin]

Or whatever it was called

[ruby zealot]

what chips do you eat?

[upbeat charm]

what about miss vicky's

[indigo hull]

so whats your preferred chip then?

[woven flicker]

I don’t eat chips

[indigo hull]

oh fair then

[ruby zealot]

YOU WHAT

[short orbit]

Crazy

[ruby zealot]

whats is your preferred snack then????

[indigo hull]

if you have the stuff to do it (which isn't a lot) I'd highly recommend making your own at home

[woven flicker]

Fruit

[burnt merlin]

Mmm dried apples

[urban valve]

Well I don’t blame Omar, chips are bad for you

[woven flicker]

And meat

[ruby zealot]

understandable i love me some fruit

[indigo hull]

and Bananas give you microdoses of radiation

[upbeat copper]

I suck at wordle

[woven flicker]

What’s your favorite?

[urban valve]

Eh, everything is bad for you if you eat enough

[burnt merlin]

Fuck, I wanna sneak downstairs for some dried apples now

[ruby zealot]

mangos, strawberries, uhhh peaches

[burnt merlin]

True

[woven flicker]

Good good

[urban valve]

Mango 🤯

[burnt merlin]

Mango EUHAHAHAHAHAH
Please kill me

[woven flicker]

For berries it always depends where you get them

[ruby zealot]

will do

[woven flicker]

Either very mid or very good

[urban valve]

No it’s alright because I did it too

[short orbit]

I’d rather have a smoothie

[indigo hull]

"why have grapes when you can drink wine?"

[proper crest]

That’s a good question

[woven flicker]

Green grapes are the better version

[ruby zealot]

its like saying why potatoes when fries

[woven flicker]

Fight me

[burnt merlin]

I have been saying this

[indigo hull]

potatos are like the swiss army knife of foods

[burnt merlin]

And I 1000% agree

[ruby zealot]

i love both

[indigo hull]

there's a lot of ways to make them and a lot of meals they can enhance because of it

[woven flicker]

Greens are better tho

[ruby zealot]

cotton candy grapes DAMN

[proper crest]

Never heard that analogy before and we love it

[indigo hull]

i had Cotton Candy flavored wine before

[ruby zealot]

geese favourite fruit

[upbeat charm]

carrots are pretty tasty...

[burnt merlin]

Tf is a cotton candy grape??

[ruby zealot]

thats a vegetable tho

[woven flicker]

Eh it’s not wrong

[ruby zealot]

OMAR YOU SEEING THIS?

[burnt merlin]

Mm yummers

[proper crest]

Don’t actually have one but we would have to say nectarine or lemon probably

[indigo hull]

mmm, lemon

[burnt merlin]

🐴

[short orbit]

Carrots are like candy

[indigo hull]

🍋‍🟩

[burnt merlin]

That's a lime

[indigo hull]

cleary its a lemon

[woven flicker]

You’re dead to me/(JOKE still love ya🫂🦖)

[upbeat charm]

clover doesn't like candy

[short orbit]

My fault

[woven flicker]

I eat those

[ruby zealot]

what do you think of smoothies?

[woven flicker]

No food no nothing just limes and lemons

I eat them like orange slices

[indigo hull]

deconstructed sprite

[woven flicker]

Soda is for chuds/j

[short orbit]

I was in Mexico the smoothies there are amazing

[upbeat charm]

depends

[burnt merlin]

Oooh I looked it up
It's not my favorite kind of green grapes but eh

Still better than purple grapes

[woven flicker]

🥀🥀🥀🥀

[indigo hull]

Don Juan

[woven flicker]

I take fruit very seriously

[ruby zealot]

i wish there was a new fruit

[short orbit]

My favorite food is bubbles

[woven flicker]

pop

[storm whale]

hulk juan

[languid jackal]

i just finished resident evil 3 remake

[prime canopy]

My dad just told me that the reason nobody hires anyone is because “ kids are disrespectful these days “

[languid jackal]

it was peak

[short orbit]

Have you guys ever eaten bubbles

[indigo hull]

were the residents evil?

[burnt merlin]

I had coca cola for the first time today (zero sugar kind to be specific)
It tasted exactly like those cola gummies
But a little worse

So I think I'll stick to Greek fanta

[woven flicker]

I had Coca Cola for a Christmas party after one year of not drinking soda

[gritty temple]

He is right but also wrong

[woven flicker]

I almost puked

[burnt merlin]

Or, well, Greek orangenada

[gritty temple]

So many people nowadays are super mean but lots of people are nice too :)

[indigo hull]

never had a good Rum & Coke

[ruby zealot]

i wanna try frozen grapes

[short orbit]

Mmm frozen bubbles are good

[woven flicker]

ELITE BALL KNOWLEDGE

[indigo hull]

actually nah

[burnt merlin]

Why not do it then?

[woven flicker]

🦖🫳🤝

[indigo hull]

Pirate Grog

[ruby zealot]

its 11pm and i dont have grapes

[storm whale]

unfortunate

[burnt merlin]

I don't mean right now

[prime canopy]

Whenever I got disrespected, it was either adults or NPC people who aren’t real and have no soul, aka 80% of my old schools

[compact sky]

[coral token]

saodiffdF

[indigo hull]

wise words

[woven flicker]

Hidden tech: ||don’t talk to anyone ||

But yeah no I agree

[burnt merlin]

Dia!1!

[ruby zealot]

dia fav fruit?

[gritty temple]

When people online are
Disrespectful I like to edit their face into a snail

[ruby zealot]

cos fav fruit?

[ruby zealot]

snail me when?

[indigo hull]

and the snail that will kill them in one touch will immediately know their location

[gritty temple]

yes

[prime canopy]

You also have to consider, the reason WHY we’re disrespectful, our generation was raised in constant dystopia, we don’t want to listen because our lives would be incredible if the superiors were gone

[prime canopy]

Cherries

[indigo hull]

everyone on the earth has the snail that will kill them in one touch approaching

it just triggers like a quick time event

[short orbit]

I hate cherries idk why

[coral token]

does it count of touched with a stick.

what if a car runs over it.

what if it falls to the sea and drowns

[undone cypress]

meow

[indigo hull]

the snail cannot be killed or stalled in any way shape or form

[burnt merlin]

Also everything is drenched in irony and sarcasm because of social media
-# doesn't go for everyone, but definitely goes for some people

[coral token]

we will see about that

[indigo hull]

the snail must remain unharmed

[burnt merlin]

Yeah Thales is immortal and unkillable, himself
So there's no challenge here

[storm whale]

nuh uh

[indigo hull]

the FUCK you mean nuh uh?

[storm whale]

nuh uh

[indigo hull]

ah didn't hear you the first time

makes sense

[storm whale]

[prime canopy]

Social media has taught me that most of bigotry and hate is mass hysteria of people spreading hate BECAUSE people are spreading hate

[indigo hull]

i think they should all be spreading how they made Mac n Cheese

[vagrant ibex]

hi guys how are we today

[ruby zealot]

mac n cheese wbu?

[indigo hull]

absolute Mac n Cheese

[compact sky]

watermelon

or orange

[indigo hull]

Materwelon

[storm whale]

welermaton

[zinc frigate]

Yay I’m actually getting myself to draw!!!

[verbal anchor]

Yippee

[woven flicker]

Balding you

[storm whale]

art is great

[verbal anchor]

Gasp

[dry rock]

Oh thank God it's not me

[woven flicker]

You’re next line is “gasp”

[woven flicker]

:3

[verbal anchor]

[dry rock]

YOU BITCH

[urban valve]

Group of 7 teenagers just walked in

Lord have mercy

[woven flicker]

Balding you

[woven flicker]

Praying for you

[storm whale]

this is the end of all fun

[dry rock]

Nuh uh u cant

[south raven]

✖️

[dry rock]

Wtf does that mean

[south raven]

You get balded 100 times

[dry rock]

YOU BITCH

That's it

[indigo hull]

Allow me to introduce a carrot tax

[south raven]

[dry rock]

I'm stealing ur pancakes

[woven flicker]

I can

[south raven]

Oh no! My pancakes :c

[coral token]

Koojhi

[woven flicker]

And biting you

[dry rock]

I said u specifically cant

[woven flicker]

[south raven]

Nuh uh

[woven flicker]

What did I do? 😭

[proper crest]

Niohhh ):

[proper crest]

Omar hai
Doing a little better?

[storm whale]

blows up pancakes with mind

[woven flicker]

yuh

[dry rock]

U bald me too much

[jaunty wagon]

ma fkin pankcakes

[dry rock]

Uve ran out

[woven flicker]

Okay fair

[woven flicker]

There’s a limit per month now?!?! 😭😭

[dry rock]

Yes

[jaunty wagon]

how do i send video requests?

[proper crest]

Magic ways

[upbeat charm]

wait until they're open

[proper crest]

Same difference

[indigo hull]

Turn the spoon flatways

[verbal anchor]

Magic?!?!

[woven flicker]

Fine removing every piece of hair from your cranium

[proper crest]

Yes
Stay sharp 🥄

[storm whale]

the golden spork

[proper crest]

Magic

[dry rock]

You can remove 1 strand a day

[plush bone]

goog

[indigo hull]

I propose we rename sporks to foons

[verbal anchor]

:0

[woven flicker]

You only have one strand of hair tho…

[upbeat charm]

can clover remove more

[woven flicker]

pluck

[dry rock]

Yeah u haven't hit the balding limit

[compact sky]

the reef blower

[proper crest]

Can we remove like half a hair

[dry rock]

Why half

U trying to make me emo?

[upbeat charm]

huzzah

[verbal anchor]

Yes

[proper crest]

Yes

Wait wrong response

[proper crest]

Yes

[dry rock]

Check art

[south raven]

You're art ->

[upbeat charm]

chart

[south raven]

Look at the Lil guy

You can hold swap goob in the palm of your hand

[upbeat charm]

woah... goob..

[dry rock]

U think im rika?

[south raven]

The goob version is that small yes

[dry rock]

I'm able to bite ur ankles

[gritty temple]

Owa owa owa owa owa

[south raven]

Why the ankles, ouch

[dry rock]

The goob is able to sit on the hand

[proper crest]

Steal the kneecaps

[dry rock]

Slightly bigger

I have to unhindge my jaw to eat it

[south raven]

Turning your mushroom thingy into soup

Delicious

[indigo hull]

soop

[urban valve]

Slop

[storm whale]

sloop

[upbeat charm]

loop

[pale onyx]

Coop

[urban valve]

Poop

[ruby zealot]

its monday now.

[pale onyx]

No it isnt-

[storm whale]

not yet

[pale onyx]

Wait time zones gng

[storm whale]

6 hours til that

[pale onyx]

I just remembered-

[storm whale]

nah they aren't real trust

[coral token]

Waking up in the morning thinking about so many things

[indigo hull]

Waking up to Kingdom Come

[pale onyx]

I wanna post the old ylyl theme for no reason

[indigo hull]

-# I still don’t get the term Kingdom Come

[pale onyx]

Ylyl come on grab your friends ✨

[indigo hull]

I just know it had biblical origins

That’s it

[pale onyx]

Kingdom come is referring to heaven

Idk why I know this- I'm not even catholic/christain-

[ruby zealot]

does anyone know state smp?

[azure viper]

You don't have to be catholic or Christian to know basic ball I suppose

[ruby zealot]

orbit hello

[azure viper]

Hallo!

I made my tie for prom!

[ruby zealot]

cool

i dont wanna disturb but do you have a pic?

[proper crest]

No thoughts
Head empty
Woke up and now about to play minecraft and not sleep for a week

[stuck pier]

Im so ass at geometry dadh

[urban valve]

The dudes are gone

I got tipped 15 bucks so lowk ain’t that bad

[opal scarab]

Guys who is your favorite youtuber

[verbal anchor]

Whats a youtube

[faint swan]

🫩

[raw ether]

bru

[opal scarab]

You absolut idiot

[raw ether]

i use youtube

[gritty temple]

I think it’s a type of chip or something

[opal scarab]

Sus catnap

[indigo hull]

because youtube is where the poop is

[raw ether]

wdym

[raw ether]

eh

[verbal anchor]

Chat i dont think these guys know what a joke is

[indigo hull]

whats a joke?

[gritty temple]

Real

[raw ether]

imma get back to my space flight sim

[verbal anchor]

I think its some kinda streaming platform

[proper crest]

Agaaghah

[gritty temple]

I need to continue editing my Outlast Trials gameplay to post but I don’t WAAAAANNNNAAAAA

[indigo hull]

-# dew it

[gritty temple]

AUAGGGGHHGGHH

[raw ether]

editing too hard

[dry rock]

No this is patrick

[gritty temple]

It’s not hard just kinda boring sometimes

[raw ether]

yes

[woven flicker]

🦖

[ruby zealot]

is this the krusty krab?

[verbal anchor]

No this is Patrick

[dry rock]

No this is Patrick

[indigo hull]

Spangular Bobation

[ruby zealot]

elephant green screen

[zenith charm]

Roar

[woven flicker]

Fr

[zenith charm]

Sup everybody

[prime canopy]

Hilarious, during the summer, a child had a booth that sold incredibly cheap 3d printed stuff for upwards to 20$ , incredible scam, because old people just see cool shiny dragon or retractable sword
A couple months later, the local thrift store is full of them 💀

[indigo hull]

damn

[indigo hull]

kinda tragic there's a lot of neat stuff you can do with them

a lot of 3d printed Nerf blasters exist

[prime canopy]

A 3d printer is a cosplayer’s best tool

[languid grove]

Bello

[zenith charm]

I didn't want to put that one, but now I don't regret it.

[indigo hull]

indeed

ive seen 3d printed chainmail

revolutionary stuff

[pallid lodge]

can confirm

finally fulfilled my dream of owning the bfg-9000

[prime canopy]

:o
Interesting

[compact sky]

which one is the good one, the bad one, and the ugly one

[vocal imp]

Back from getting a day ban

I said I disliked a certain style of mustache

[storm whale]

what did you do

interesting

[vocal imp]

The guy who is most known for said style is a pretty bad dude

[indigo hull]

that one

[storm whale]

yeah don't talk about that stuff here

[indigo hull]

Charlie Chaplin also wore it

[vocal imp]

So all I needed to say was I don’t like growing the Charlie Chaplin stache?

[indigo hull]

the official term is the toothbrush mustache

[vocal imp]

Oh ok

[indigo hull]

but Charlie Chaplin and Oliver Hardy made it popular originally

[compact sky]

charlie brown

[coral token]

or you can just not talk about it at all

[indigo hull]

thats also an option

[lusty gorge]

💨

[indigo hull]

👀

[lusty gorge]

Jimmy fart

[coral token]

ha ha

[storm whale]

the return

[indigo hull]

preturn

[storm whale]

postturn

[urban valve]

Potassium

[storm whale]

banana

[indigo hull]

Sodium

[storm whale]

water

[drowsy bridge]

💥

How are y’all, chat?

[indigo hull]

Brainstorming zombie ideas

[brisk pasture]

Uranium

[urban valve]

The rake

[indigo hull]

Ok I’ll tuck that one away for later

Actually not a bad idea

[storm whale]

are you making something zombie related

[indigo hull]

World War 1 zombies

[storm whale]

interesting

[indigo hull]

Since apparently no one else will

[urban valve]

Ww1 zombies already existed

German vs Russia

[indigo hull]

But not on the Western Front

[zinc frigate]

I’m proud I almost finished an entire character design in a day

[indigo hull]

[storm whale]

sick

[urban valve]

Western font

[indigo hull]

Infected trench raiders still can use their clubs and daggers

[storm whale]

what media is this in

[indigo hull]

Some may haphazardly lob grenades

[indigo hull]

The writing and mapping stages

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[zinc frigate]

This may sound sad but like with how my brain been recently this is a game changer

[dreamy knoll]

You

[storm whale]

sick, is it for a game or a story?

[narrow atlas]

Sounds like the black grail from trench crusade

[zinc frigate]

Thou

[indigo hull]

Yet to decide

[storm whale]

fun

[dreamy knoll]

Hai

[indigo hull]

I actually finally looked into Trench Crusade

[urban valve]

The mustard gas polluted the world trust

[indigo hull]

Seems dope

[zinc frigate]

[narrow atlas]

It is. I’m so excited for the Carcas Front this summer

[dreamy knoll]

Hru hydro

[narrow atlas]

What’s your favorite faction?

[zinc frigate]

I’m fine rn, almost finished a character design I just gotta shade and make a background:3
hbu?

[dreamy knoll]

Just woke up and im feeling rage

[urban valve]

Woah

[zinc frigate]

[indigo hull]

Eire Rangers

[urban valve]

Mortar

[indigo hull]

Brings me up to a fun point

[ruby zealot]

windows support clutched so hard rn

[narrow atlas]

Very nice choice. Have you read the invasion of Eire lore on the trench crusade website?

[ruby zealot]

they have a website?

[narrow atlas]

Yeah. It’s where all the lore is

[ruby zealot]

and?

[indigo hull]

Germany deploys ammonia gas against the undead

[narrow atlas]

Well that, and the rule book they released for all their patreon members, but I don’t think that’ll hit retail until July

[indigo hull]

They had already use it in large scale for industrial purposes

the British later also use this tactic

[indigo hull]

Just did

Incredible

[ruby zealot]

tech im on Scanner Barkley's yt channel how do i start

[soft jungle]

Guhhh

[narrow atlas]

Just start watching vids

[ruby zealot]

so theres no start?

[narrow atlas]

Yup

[ruby zealot]

damn

[narrow atlas]

I really love the location where the hell gate they opened in Ireland was

It was opened in an area known as like The Devils Punchbowl, or something like that. It’s some valley that was said to have been made by the devil taking a chuck out of the area in a fit of rage

[ruby zealot]

just found out the church has a space program 💀

[indigo hull]

The Papal States Space Program

Sounds funny

[narrow atlas]

My favorite region in trench crusade is the northern front

The hell mouth very much fascinates me

Fucking autocorrect

[livid ether]

Don't know why but this reminded me if the adeptus mechanicus faction from 40K

[ruby zealot]

for obvious reasons im fond of the iron sultanate but i like everyone

[iron wraith]

im eating a really good turkey sandwhich

also hi puppet

[ruby zealot]

...does it have good comebacks?

[sweet birch]

Does anyone play R6S

[ruby zealot]

hi riv

[iron wraith]

yes i added green onions so now its a anti inflamitory sandwhich

[ruby zealot]

i dont know if you get my joke

[narrow atlas]

I like too many to have a favorite, but there’s not a single faction I don’t like

[ruby zealot]

true

[iron wraith]

👊 🥪

[ruby zealot]

...let me give you a hint squidward

[narrow atlas]

I think the ones I find the coolest would be like the Finnish Hakkapeliitta, and the Free State of Prussia

[ruby zealot]

they got the finns too? damn

[tropic shore]

Sandwich

[ruby zealot]

AND PRUSSIA?

[narrow atlas]

Yeah. The Finns deal with mainly the Hell Mouth

It’s a miniature Hell gate that manifests on ancient lay lines where the veil between hell, and reality is thin

[ruby zealot]

holy the horses look badass

[narrow atlas]

They’re very important

The Hakkapelitta are an elite scout, and vanguard force that patrol Finland’s wilds, and hunt down the forces of the damned, and those fallen to The Path of the Beast

They are very prized warriors, and a very valuable asset to both Finland, and New Antioch

[ruby zealot]

holy Free State of Prussia looks scary asf

very indimating

[narrow atlas]

They’re awesome. They’re the only democracy in Trench Crusade, and Hell has very high bounties on Prussian warriors

[ruby zealot]

im at the wiki who are the Red Brigade?

[narrow atlas]

Specifically their Hauptmann warriors who are armed with the best weapons Prussia’s advanced industries have to offer

The Hauptmanns main weapon is a giant sword known as a Tank Splitter

[storm whale]

what is trench crusade

[ruby zealot]

warhammer 40k but ww1 and a shit ton of religion

[storm whale]

oh okay

[ruby zealot]

like insane ammounts

[storm whale]

that sounds interesting

[storm whale]

well it's got crusade in the same so I kinda figured

[narrow atlas]

I forget their lore. Something along the lines of an order of warriors who I believe are the last survivors of fallen units, and seeking martyrdom with the brigade

[narrow atlas]

40k is very religious, but tench crusade uses irl ones

[ruby zealot]

huh they look cool i think they're italien

[narrow atlas]

The brigade accepts members from all forces of the faithful

[ruby zealot]

nvm im checking their lore not infact italien based

would've been cool tho

[narrow atlas]

It’s a world war 1 themed table top war game

[ruby zealot]

i wish they had video game so i could really get in like warhammer 40k

[languid grove]

Everything shower is completed

I am sogged

[ruby zealot]

soggy cat

[storm whale]

oh okay interesting

[iron wraith]

idk why i read that as you choking on italian bread

[elfin wing]

sog rika

[narrow atlas]

The very basic lore is during the first crusade a gate to hell was opened in Jerusalem, and Hell invaded earth. The faithful have been holding hell back for like 800 years

[ruby zealot]

LMAO

[indigo hull]

That Italian bread is lethal man

[storm whale]

dayum
that's cool as hell

[indigo hull]

You never know when it’ll whack ya

[ruby zealot]

wouldn't be my first time being chocked by an italian

[iron wraith]

oh yeah

good afternoon chat

[languid grove]

Now I gotta do my nails

[ruby zealot]

byebye

[narrow atlas]

Mhm. Tons of factions, and a good amount of lore even tho Trench Crusade is a very young IP

[ruby zealot]

hmmm warm

[storm whale]

okay okay
I might look into it

[ruby zealot]

do you have the table top game?

[narrow atlas]

They have an official website where you can read all of the lore

[storm whale]

gotcha

[narrow atlas]

No. I dont care for collecting minis

[ruby zealot]

oh damn

[narrow atlas]

But when I can I am going to buy the rule book because I want to sift through all the lore in it, and look at the cool pictures

[ruby zealot]

idk why but i dont like table top games like dnd i mean i like them but not the game itself

its kind of boring for me idk

[narrow atlas]

I love dnd. I just don’t care for buying minis

I do enjoy table tops, but just getting all the prep for it is annoying

[ruby zealot]

next you'll tell me you have vhs of the terminator

...do you?

[storm whale]

Jesus christ there's so much to read

I've been looking for something exactly like this

[narrow atlas]

There’s people who make videos reading it if that’s more your speed

[ruby zealot]

thats the best part

[storm whale]

no, not if I can read this on my school computer

[ruby zealot]

i should really get into the iron sultanate

[storm whale]

I'm almost out of reading materials so this could be an absolute godsend

[ruby zealot]

ironic

[narrow atlas]

There’s also still a ton more that’s going to be added

[ruby zealot]

get it?

[storm whale]

I've been reading an SCP storyline so I'm good with that

[ruby zealot]

because its about hell and god and you said "god"send

[woven flicker]

What the butt

[ruby zealot]

a stupid joke ik

[woven flicker]

😭😭

[narrow atlas]

As I said before. This summer Trench Crusade is releasing something called the Carcas Front, and it’s gonna be great

[storm whale]

you got the joke :)

[woven flicker]

I hate you auto correct

[ruby zealot]

thank you

[narrow atlas]

Finally gonna be getting lore on Leviathan, and I think Mammon is gonna be heavily involved

Also the heretic Naval Raiders

[storm whale]

FUCK

it's blocked

[narrow atlas]

You can read it off your phone

And as I said. There’s tons of YouTube videos

[storm whale]

yeah that's what I'll do but it really hampers how much reading i can do

[storm whale]

nah i wanna do the reading myself

[ruby zealot]

thank you for this tech

[storm whale]

it's good for me

yes thank you tech priest

[ruby zealot]

now ik what to hyperfix on instead of ultrakill and invincible

sorry gehe

[ruby zealot]

GEHE NEW PATCH NOTES

[elfin wing]

for?

[ruby zealot]

NEW MOVEMENT TECH

[ruby zealot]

ultrakill

[elfin wing]

FOR?

oh they did a patch? so much for taking a break

[ruby zealot]

just released

[languid grove]

It’s almost 1am so I can’t use my hairdryer

I’M SOGGY GEHE

[elfin wing]

SSJs AREN'T FRAMERATE DEPENDENT

FINALLY

DASH EXTENSION IS BACK YEAAAAA

diving is still hard though

[languid grove]

Why were you taking a break from ultrakill?

[elfin wing]

I wasn't, the patch just dropped today

[reef zealot]

[languid grove]

Huh okay

[elfin wing]

YOU CAN SHOOT RIDDEN ROCKETS??? PEAK

[languid grove]

[reef zealot]

Awawawa

[elfin wing]

core eject can be whiplashed?

[languid grove]

WIWIWIWIWI

[elfin wing]

oh this is so peak for speedrunners

[reef zealot]

Bwabwabwabwabwabwa

[languid grove]

STOP MOCKING ME YOU FOX

[reef zealot]

Arf wuff

[ruby zealot]

MAGNETS WORK ACROSS PORTALS NOW GEHE

[languid grove]

[reef zealot]

Woof

[reef zealot]

:3

[languid grove]

AWOOO BARKBARKBARK

[dry rock]

Tiny

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[languid grove]

Your mushroom is tiny

[reef zealot]

Awruff ruff woof woof awrf barkbarkbark

[languid grove]

[ruby zealot]

"Core Eject Shotgun's alt fire can now be charged even while using the primary fire" FUCK YEAH

[reef zealot]

🤨

[ruby zealot]

I LOVE YOU HAKITA

[languid grove]

What’s with the eyebrow

[urban valve]

im free

[indigo hull]

I know exactly why Rika

[verbal anchor]

Gasp

[indigo hull]

and im not explaining it

[urban valve]

i dont have to serve food anymore

[languid grove]

[reef zealot]

Which rib are you

[languid grove]

Let me in on the eyebrow raise

[reef zealot]

Like in the human body

[languid grove]

GRRRR

[reef zealot]

Cuz there’s multiple

[languid grove]

TIFF WHY DID YOU RAISE YOUR EYEBROW

[reef zealot]

I legally cant without getting smited

[elfin wing]

THEY DIDN'T FIX COINS, FUCK

[urban valve]

uhhh

[ruby zealot]

"Reduced the amount of bonus damage the default Piercer alternate fire gains from coins" this?

[languid grove]

[reef zealot]

I can dm you

[elfin wing]

oh damn they nerfed it
but no, default piercer bugs out with 4 coins

[languid grove]

DM ME

[reef zealot]

If you want

[urban valve]

the one that does the most work

[languid grove]

I WANNA KNOW

[elfin wing]

rika, please tell me you're not serious

I can tell you, dear

[ruby zealot]

Destroying an Idol or Deathcatcher now counts as a kill what do we think?

[elfin wing]

gotta p-rank it again

[ruby zealot]

yeah

[elfin wing]

L change

[reef zealot]

I told her

[languid grove]

Tiff told me…

[reef zealot]

Hehehehehe

[elfin wing]

I see...

[ruby zealot]

NON BOSS MIRROR REAPER NERF!

[indigo hull]

lmao

[languid grove]

I DIDN’T REALISE

[elfin wing]

boss needs a nerf on brutal ngl

[reef zealot]

Muehehehe

[languid grove]

[indigo hull]

as the Duke of Wellington would say

all well and good or something idk

i never met him

[reef zealot]

Do he beef

[ruby zealot]

from 80 to 70 health

[reef zealot]

Do wellington got beef

[indigo hull]

if said beef is with the Irish then yeah technically

[elfin wing]

isn't much of a change tbh

[ruby zealot]

"Providences now laugh at the player when dodging or detaching the Whiplash" ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[elfin wing]

nope, sounds about right

[ruby zealot]

new style bonuses

Added a +STOMPED style bonus when an Sisyphean Insurrectionist lands on an enemy

[elfin wing]

yep

the beniamin kill one is funny

[ruby zealot]

true

[elfin wing]

I just wish they'd have fixed the default piercer interaction with coins

sometimes you do 5,000 ricoshot, sometimes you do 500,000

[languid grove]

I love when this very cute man talks about his interests

Wait who said that

[ruby zealot]

do you also get coins stuck in the air?

Virtues, Providences and Powers now take extra damage from the Attractor Nailgun
ironic

[indigo hull]

man I hate it when my currency suddenly freezes midair

[reef zealot]

Mood asf

Big fan of when my beloved rambles

[ruby zealot]

lmao

[elfin wing]

yep that happens

[storm whale]

I wish I could play ultrakill

no pc 💔

[elfin wing]

makes sense, angels take extra from nails because Christ

[ruby zealot]

LMAO

[elfin wing]

so... when are you getting the fraud breakdown?

[ruby zealot]

goodluck with that

[elfin wing]

no that's literally the lore reason
that's why gabe takes extra damage

[ruby zealot]

oh my god i love the devs

[karmic shell]

when i ask for boneless pizza i expect to see NO BONES

[ruby zealot]

"The player can now mount rockets by holding down the jump button while pulling a rocket with the Whiplash" cool

[elfin wing]

in the discord they said they were making v1 caked up and making the ground smash style +FLATTENED if he fell on em

[ruby zealot]

WHOA

[elfin wing]

also you can whiplash cores and guttertank rockets

[indigo hull]

holy context batman

[elfin wing]

the devs are so funny

[ruby zealot]

yeah saw the guttertank one WHAT YOU CAN WHAT WITH THE CORES

[storm whale]

newblood and hakita are hella funny devs

[elfin wing]

yep, core ejects

[elfin wing]

new blood is a goated publisher

[ruby zealot]

this actually changed everything

[elfin wing]

speedrunning is bouta be FIRE

[storm whale]

absolutely

[ruby zealot]

new wr soon?

[storm whale]

[karmic shell]

newhakita when

[ruby zealot]

Firestarter Rocket Launcher can now consistently spray oil and fire rockets simultaneously thank you so much

[languid grove]

Hmm, let me think
I think sometime this week will be good, I’m assuming we’ll need a few hours?

[ruby zealot]

i can speedrun 4-4 faster now

[elfin wing]

still pmo that my top 50 speedrun got denied because I had the wrong fps setting on

[ruby zealot]

hey you can still do it i believe in you

wrong note

[languid grove]

YEAH YOU GOT THIS GEBUTT

[ruby zealot]

Added a new Schism right in front of the player in the first encounter of 2-1 to incentivize the player to use the Knuckleblaster right away

[languid grove]

[zinc frigate]

Wait you got a top 50 time?!? Damn that’s awesome lock in gehe show them who’s boss

[ruby zealot]

hydro you play ultrakill?

[zinc frigate]

No

I just know speedrunning

[elfin wing]

45th in the world

[languid grove]

I think you would like the lore

[ruby zealot]

damn

[languid grove]

I don’t know all the lore yet but Gehe has told me a lot

[zinc frigate]

DAAAAYUMN THATS INSANE

[languid grove]

[zinc frigate]

It’s a maybe, tho idk if my laptop can handle it

[ruby zealot]

found the eject one

Core Eject and SRS Cannonballs can now be pulled in front of the player with the Whiplash and will inherit the player's velocity when done so

[indigo hull]

wonderwall played in my mind when i saw this

idk why

[zinc frigate]

I’ve only played one level and it was my coworker showing me the crash bandicoot level

[ruby zealot]

ah yes the one secret level i hate the most

[elfin wing]

you still have a lot to learn

[languid grove]

YES SIR

[elfin wing]

it has a TON of settings, you can definitely do it

[ruby zealot]

honestly w or l patchnotes?

[elfin wing]

W overall changes honestly

[dry rock]

What does that mean rika

[ruby zealot]

can't wait for the secret level tho

[zinc frigate]

It almost crashed on a god damn fnf mod because I had obs and a few more tabs open in the background

[ruby zealot]

it can run on my college laptop you're fine

its a thinkpad btw

[zinc frigate]

Mines 5 years old lmao

[languid grove]

I was already dmed and told what it sounded like and I’m so sorry

[elfin wing]

there's so many options you can run it dw

[languid grove]

[dry rock]

Nah ur good but I find it funny

[ruby zealot]

love the performance settings

[languid grove]

Do NAWT put that in out of context

[zinc frigate]

I’m running so low on storage and it’s totally adobes fault

[real python]

With that white sauce

[languid grove]

Or tell Honley because HE WILL

[dry rock]

Put that in out of context? Alr

[ruby zealot]

hi floob

[languid grove]

Floob is right behind me isn’t he

[real python]

[languid grove]

[languid grove]

SWAP

[real python]

Which one of you kept Honley awake

[languid grove]

Probably Demon

[karmic shell]

stand ready for floob's arrival

[real python]

They should be SLEEPING

[elfin wing]

also WHAT????

[languid grove]

I said nuthin

[zinc frigate]

Bleh I gotta try and do my hooooomewooooork

[elfin wing]

also yes, like probably 1-4 hours depending on how much we wanna do

[languid grove]

GAWD DAYUM

[real python]

I'm conquesting everywhere

[elfin wing]

uhhuh... rikabutt

[ruby zealot]

mean

[languid grove]

GASP

[elfin wing]

1-2 hours for fraud
2-3 for the rest of the game

[real python]

Miniscule

[indigo hull]

microscopic even

[real python]

They found something smaller than a quark

[languid grove]

Are you calling me or my butt minuscule

[ruby zealot]

dont forget to show her the gameplay

[languid grove]

[real python]

What's the difference

[languid grove]

Of course he does

[dry rock]

Both

[ruby zealot]

good luck with fraud

[languid grove]

True, I am my butt

[real python]

Exactly

[languid grove]

[real python]

Walking home at 1am

[languid grove]

I’m probably an expert on the lore now

[ruby zealot]

its not the lore thats the problem its the gameplay

every player and i mean EVERYONE was freaking out

[dry rock]

Yeah bc u suck

[woven flicker]

You’re an expert in tiny

[languid grove]

He plays on the lowest difficulty for me because I get overstimulated

[dry rock]

Oh wait I thought that was rika

[woven flicker]

I must disappear now

[ruby zealot]

insane im hurt now

[languid grove]

I can’t do games with flashing stuff everywhere and like 30 enemies at once

[ruby zealot]

byebye

[languid grove]

I KNOW I SUCK AT GAMES GRRR

I only do well at cozy games

[ruby zealot]

gehe can i tell her?

[zinc frigate]

Maybe I should try doing a speedrun again soon

[dry rock]

BOOOO U SUCK

[karmic shell]

horse walks in

[ruby zealot]

oh no

[dry rock]

Peter

[real python]

1v1 me, Halo Reach

[zinc frigate]

[languid grove]

I KNOW

[indigo hull]

the honse is here

[ruby zealot]

why is it so majestic

[indigo hull]

🐴

[bleak warren]

GAH

[languid grove]

I’m getting toasted in front of my heater

[bleak warren]

I WISH I COULD BEER HORSE

[karmic shell]

🐎

[real python]

SMUDGE

[elfin wing]

I always do

[bleak warren]

floob

[dry rock]

U want to beer a horse

[languid grove]

[karmic shell]

invent the jimmyhere certified beer horse

[real python]

[ruby zealot]

can i tell her?

[languid grove]

I don’t have that emote

[zinc frigate]

Been a while since I ran Mario odyssey, so would be fun to try and run it again. May need to practice first tho I don’t know if I can do the skips yet

[elfin wing]

about?

[bleak warren]

some remember the legendary beer horse emote

it has not been used in months

[ruby zealot]

the turning

[languid grove]

Omg I can drink alcohol soon

[elfin wing]

that's why I'll probably switch to a lower difficulty where everything is a lot slower

[languid grove]

I mean I can now but like, without supervision

[indigo hull]

you can brew your own alcohol in the US legally if you do not intend to sell it or otherwise

[languid grove]

Wait were you not playing on a lower difficulty before?

[ruby zealot]

cool fact

[indigo hull]

in other words, yes you can make your own beer if everything else on the market just doesn't work

[elfin wing]

I was playing on standard, I can go lower

[narrow atlas]

You’re really starting to sound like someone from Virginia

[indigo hull]

oh i've never done it myself

again apparently im just a knowledge magnet

[languid grove]

[ruby zealot]

its called autism

[languid grove]

We can continue on standard unless fraud is hell (pun intended)

[karmic shell]

those who knew

[narrow atlas]

Well that answers my question of “do you have a moonshine still”

[elfin wing]

fraud is like 10x worse than violence

[ruby zealot]

TRUE

[languid grove]

[ruby zealot]

got a headache from it gl tho

[indigo hull]

it would require the money, resources, and knowledge

or as we like to call it, fuck around and find out

[karmic shell]

build one from a cave with just scrap

[indigo hull]

i mean if iron man could make his suit that way

i could probably whip up a still out of scrap metal

[ruby zealot]

GLAGGLE WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE WITH A BUNCH OF SCRAPS

[urban valve]

me 2

[karmic shell]

drowns

[indigo hull]

actually by extent the whole "You can make X if you don't intend to sell it" can apply to quite a bit of stuff

[bleak warren]

o7

[urban valve]

02

[indigo hull]

add a C in front of it you get CO2

Carbon Dioxide

remove an O and its Carbon Monoxide

[ruby zealot]

if i had to design a glaggle sona i think it would be in the same style as spiderman noir like a ex soldier

[bleak warren]

is there carbon trioxide

[karmic shell]

add sum bullshit and you get bullshit

[ruby zealot]

being a bartender or sum

[indigo hull]

yes

its quite literally just introducing a singular new oxygen atom

[urban valve]

chem knowlege

[indigo hull]

however CO3 is vastly unstable

with a lifetime of under a minute

it gets more unstable with the more oxygen atoms you add

so far the highest we have gotten is CO6

Carbon Hexoxide

[narrow atlas]

Chemistry is cool. Very important to biology as it’s how we learn about organic molecules

[indigo hull]

never took it in HS

the class according to my friends was just back to back note taking

[narrow atlas]

I technically took two. A chemistry class, and a small organic chemistry course for AP biology

My chemistry class was a fucking joke tho

That teacher could NOT control the classroom, and some wild shit happened

[elfin wing]

hope you won't get motion sick

especially with the geryon rework

[urban valve]

im taking anatomy

[indigo hull]

i took Anatomy

it was fun, learned some new stuff

also your brain can fire off enough electricity to power a lightbulb

there is some truth to seeing a lightbulb when you get an idea

[languid grove]

OH WAIT I’VE SEEN YOU PLAY THAT

[narrow atlas]

Anatomy is one of my favorite subjects

[languid grove]

You flip a bunch

I only watched you play one level though

[coral token]

🐱

[narrow atlas]

You know your bones are basically being constantly destroyed, and rebuilt?

[indigo hull]

yeah actually

[urban valve]

my brain tweaks out when i get a good idea

[indigo hull]

and your body contains stem cells

[bleak warren]

gato

[indigo hull]

just not that type

[urban valve]

like i get stunned for a second and then dopamine spreads through my body

[elfin wing]

oh yeah when I was yapping
the boss fight is super sickening I hope you'll be ok
I'll disable some settings if it bothers you

[narrow atlas]

We got two types of cells constantly crawling across our bones. Osteoblasts, and Osteoclasts. One destroys the bone, and recycles the material, and one uses it to rebuild them. This is how our bones grow, and make us taller

[languid grove]

I don’t get motion sick dw, I can handle the flipping around

[storm whale]

interesting

[elfin wing]

we'll see when we hit 8-3 and 8-4...
what day would you like to?

[narrow atlas]

Everyone’s body has them. There’s a big research movement in stem cells studies trying to learn about them

[indigo hull]

yeah they're programmed for certain parts of the body

except for the brain ofc

that one cant really repair itself compared to other regions

[narrow atlas]

But stem cell studies are super fucking restricted because something that’s never happened before ever in the history of everything that’s ever happened is what happened to cause this

Politicians lied, and caused restrictions

[storm whale]

of fucking course they did

[lusty gorge]

Alexa, play Despacito

[indigo hull]

do you know about the Hwang Affair?

[storm whale]

hello there

[narrow atlas]

I may have heard of it

[lusty gorge]

Ey

[storm whale]

how's it going

[lusty gorge]

It's going
Not too much happened today

Hbu?

[storm whale]

real

same for me

[lusty gorge]

Boring days are often the best days

[indigo hull]

basically South Korean scientist faked data regarding Human Cloning

[storm whale]

so true
gotta enjoy them while you have em

[indigo hull]

and may or may not have illegally harvested oocytes for it

[narrow atlas]

Ohhh that is not good at all

[languid grove]

Hmm, Tuesday?

[narrow atlas]

If I remember correctly those are primarily found in infants right?

[lusty gorge]

When Deltarune chapter 5 releases tho
I'ma be active for a week minimum

[indigo hull]

female egg cells

[narrow atlas]

Fuck I was thinking of something else than

That’s still horrible

[elfin wing]

YES

[storm whale]

oh me too for sure
90% of my friends are fans so it's gonna be so peak

[indigo hull]

there's a two part documentary on the whole thing by BobbyBroccoli on Youtube

[languid grove]

It’s a date

[indigo hull]

goes very in depth into the ordeal and I would highly recommend watching it

[elfin wing]

a very onesided one because I will be yapping nonstop

[languid grove]

Is it really one sided if that’s what I want?

[crisp hornet]

i have returned

[elfin wing]

yes because I would be the only one talking, that's the meaning of onesided in this context

[ruby zealot]

how romantic

[indigo hull]

from the grave to give the living haircuts?

[crisp hornet]

no from florida

[indigo hull]

oh the US's nuclear waste dump of a state

[languid grove]

VERY

[crisp hornet]

i was on a school disney trip

[indigo hull]

tbh I think we should've let the Spanish keep Florida

[upbeat charm]

there are levels to this puppet

[indigo hull]

just saying maybe let Ponce de Leon have his land

[lusty gorge]

Rikaka

[crisp hornet]

I dont think they want it anymore

[ruby zealot]

i know never been a date tho

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[crisp hornet]

also MY GANGLE PLUSHIE IS HERE : )

MY GOAT

[stoic knoll]

Nice

[indigo hull]

throwing a brick at it

[crisp hornet]

Jail

[indigo hull]

🟡 🫳 💨 🧱

[upbeat charm]

so true...

[crisp hornet]

Gangle abuse is punishable by death

[ruby zealot]

atleast i have y'all

[crisp hornet]

without parole

[indigo hull]

i would argue its an inanimate object

[verbal anchor]

Magical

[indigo hull]

but you can sue inanimate objects

[languid grove]

Hallo

[indigo hull]

so logically one can imagine its possible to get sued by inanimate objects

[upbeat charm]

who's y'all

[verbal anchor]

Hai Clover!

[languid grove]

OMG I’M ROBBING YOU

[ruby zealot]

chat?

[upbeat charm]

hi

[woven flicker]

And the feeling is back…

[crisp hornet]

no

[lusty gorge]

How are you doing, homeslice

[woven flicker]

Great…

[languid grove]

Oh wait this is a special interest

[plush bone]

omar omor

[lusty gorge]

[verbal anchor]

Hai Omar!

[languid grove]

[plush bone]

omori

[indigo hull]

omroi 💔

[ruby zealot]

[upbeat charm]

omroi...

[plush bone]

omroi

[ruby zealot]

omroi

[lusty gorge]

I feel so omroi rn

[plush bone]

i love omroi

its such a good game

[indigo hull]

oh, so you want to play a good game, well, lucky for you your buddy Wario has a good game

[storm whale]

I've seen a little bit of it

[upbeat charm]

[indigo hull]

RAID SHADO-

[lusty gorge]

GENSHIN IMPA-

[ruby zealot]

THIS CHAT IS SPONSERED BY HONKAI STAR RAIL

[plush bone]

geometr-

[verbal anchor]

Clover! I have drawings to show you!

[indigo hull]

ah yes my favorite game

[woven flicker]

Hey…

[indigo hull]

my geometry class

[lusty gorge]

Feeling down again Omar?

[crisp hornet]

posting Gangle plushie in #photos-and-videos so everyone can see her in all her glory

[woven flicker]

No..||(AAAAAAAA RAHH AAAAA)||

[upbeat charm]

PLEASE STAR RAIL
CLOVER NEEDS THIS
ITS TEAM COMP IS KINDA HOMELESS

[lusty gorge]

Tomorrow will be better

[woven flicker]

I got school

[upbeat charm]

waow

[ruby zealot]

HOYOVERSE WHY AREN'T YOU TRYNA LAUGH THATS DISRESPECTFUL AS SHIT