general

[dreamy knoll]

We should play a game

[brisk shard]

Im at a theme park

[dreamy knoll]

Get home then

[ruby zealot]

Why are you on discord while being at a theme park

[dreamy knoll]

Why are u on discord while in germany

[ruby zealot]

Why are you on discord while doing an assignment

[dreamy knoll]

Procrastination

[graceful phoenix]

nobody knows about starblast .io anymore and it's sad

[dreamy knoll]

Teto

[graceful phoenix]

hi veemo

[dreamy knoll]

Hru teto

[graceful phoenix]

im doin good rn

[dreamy knoll]

Thats gud

[graceful phoenix]

im playing the best .io game in all of history

[dreamy knoll]

Idk paper.io exists

[ruby zealot]

Rosa

[graceful phoenix]

HAIII

its like 4 am i really should sleep

but i fucked my sleep schedule by watching a streamer's 24 hr stream earlier

[dreamy knoll]

U should sleep rose coloured teto

[graceful phoenix]

okay I'll sleep now

[dreamy knoll]

Gn teto

[graceful phoenix]

gn veemo

[hollow cobalt]

Anyone interested in joining a modded minecraft bedrock realm? Gonna have an event soon to earn rewards.

[brisk shard]

Long explanation

[naive bough]

GUYS I GOT CHICKENSSS

[indigo hull]

im debating if i should put money aside to watch the new Animal Farm movie when it releases

not because it looks good or anything but because it has somehow managed to entirely miss the point of anything Orwell put into the original book

[obtuse marten]

My plan didn't work.

She woke me up herself

Fuck my life.

[halcyon hazel]

I finally found the login to my account back 😄

[compact sky]

hello individuals

and other things on a wide spectrum

[ruby zealot]

Church?

[ruby zealot]

Hi dia

[ruby zealot]

So watching it to hate on it even more?

[indigo hull]

yeah

i've read the book, watched the 1954 cartoon the CIA paid to have made (thats real look it up)

[hollow cobalt]

Hi chat

[zenith badger]

yo, dumb question, if i request a video through the tip jar right now even tho Jimmy is offline, will the video i submit still show up when he goes live? i never catch him on stream cuz of timezones lmao.

[tiny path]

whys me add attachment button is disabled in memes etc. channel?

[twin reef]

I had a dream that I had a dream

[indigo hull]

I woke up

Then I woke up

[near charm]

6 days til the birthday of me

[compact sky]

hello master hand

[ruby zealot]

How are you today

[indigo hull]

Ideas are plentiful

[ruby zealot]

Damn

[twin reef]

Five

Hehehehe I haven't showered since last year

[scarlet eagle]

Mega oof

[upbeat charm]

[twin reef]

빵

[formal yarrow]

[scarlet eagle]

Why Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is? Or am I going crazy?

[indigo hull]

-# listen here you little shit

[upbeat charm]

-# listening

[scarlet eagle]

I’m all ears

[upbeat charm]

[indigo hull]

cornfields be like

[scarlet eagle]

🟣🫱💨🌽

[ruby zealot]

Clover!

[ruby zealot]

Hi Illumi

[finite cedar]

“Ourrr rata ita oooo rata”

[indigo hull]

Korn fields be like

[thick urchin]

Good morning peoples

[lost panther]

gee willikers hello chat

[upbeat charm]

hello

[woven flicker]

YOU

[twin reef]

Shimmy shimmy yay shimmy yay shimmy ya

[finite cedar]

I am The Tick

[formal yarrow]

ACK

[woven flicker]

RAHHHHH HRUUUU

[formal yarrow]

ME!

Goooooooood sleepy but good. Wbu?

[twin reef]

Its 3pm

How r u sleepy

[woven flicker]

Same

[formal yarrow]

For me it’s 10am

[woven flicker]

It’s 9 am for me

[formal yarrow]

We all live in diff time zones 😭

[twin reef]

I live in antarctica

In in the centre in Antarctica if i move a tiny bit I change time zones

Its 1am for me now

[finite cedar]

Coming up next, 10am

[twin reef]

Plum

💦 wtar

[upbeat charm]

the kict

[woven flicker]

Yuh

[twin reef]

I am a tick

[finite cedar]

The Clover

[finite cedar]

Barry barry barry barry

You’re barry

[upbeat charm]

the clo

[twin reef]

My uncle is called Barry why are you calling my uncle so much?

[finite cedar]

Clover is the second Clover i know

[indigo hull]

Barry?

[pure horizon]

Oh hey guys

[obtuse marten]

Barry bear barry

[indigo hull]

The Guy that got blown up by cannibals in San Sebastian?

[obtuse marten]

Happy birth night

[upbeat charm]

clover has seen the other clover

[obtuse marten]

IM GONNA KILL YEW

[twin reef]

On twitch my username is henrywenrygaryharry455 idk what I created

[pure horizon]

I’m a menace now

[obtuse marten]

IM GONNA KILL YYYYOOOOOOOOOUUUUU

[finite cedar]

In the show there is another hero called the tick and he confronts me the tick and gets called by his legal name a bunch

[obtuse marten]

GGGGRRAAAAAAGHHH

[pure horizon]

[twin reef]

Im DEFINITELY not the one who said "I have a crush on you jimmy" 2 streams ago

[obtuse marten]

egehefahgRGEGEHGAHAAHAAAAGAHAGGAG

[woven flicker]

Happy birthday

[indigo hull]

thanks for reminding me I should go find Earthworm Jim on SNES

ive heard it was a decent platformer

[twin reef]

Ok

[finite cedar]

I need to watch earthworm jim but i am busy watching the tick

[twin reef]

I ate my grandads snes

[pure horizon]

Why thank you mister Omar

Or Miss

[twin reef]

Happy birthday

[indigo hull]

that was weeks ago

literally Omar got stuck with that role for like a whole week

[finite cedar]

The whole animated show is on YouTube aswell as the live action series with patrick warburton but its harder to get to all the episodes for that

[twin reef]

Freg

[finite cedar]

The amazon prime series has not been put on YouTube but so i used someones account to watch it

[heady arch]

I have dowloaded a period tracker with the intention of fucking up the data. Companies can't do targetted advertising if I state that my cycle has started every time I take a shit

[finite cedar]

The fabled brown period

[twin reef]

Im a semibot and i will uhhhh

Idk

Fly

Eivl stuf

[woven flicker]

Both

[dreamy knoll]

Hai

[finite cedar]

Hii

[dreamy knoll]

Hru

[indigo hull]

Legendary

[finite cedar]

“Guys i got a god pull”

Im in such a mood today lmao

[pure horizon]

Then thank you sir/miss, and I hope your day is amazing

[finite cedar]

I was bored so i was watching the tick

[dreamy knoll]

Ic

[finite cedar]

[upbeat charm]

is the tick about a tick...

[finite cedar]

Its about a superhero called the tick and his sidekick arthur

And they live in an apartment together

[floral badge]

Is he a fly?

[upbeat charm]

no he's a tick

[rancid garden]

GUYS

look.

[finite cedar]

I think hes like a uhhh, some sorta arachnid

[rancid garden]

scary.... ,, . ,,

[upbeat charm]

hi larry

[floral badge]

it’s appalling how theres no larry the bird emoji here

[finite cedar]

OH MY GOSH I HAVE GRUB EMOTES AND DIDNT EVEN KNOW

[woven flicker]

Thanks you

You too

[pure horizon]

Why thank you :D

[indigo hull]

Wurmbus

[reef zealot]

Habby birbday

[pure horizon]

Thank you

[dreamy knoll]

You

[reef zealot]

Hi

[dreamy knoll]

Hru tiff

[zealous spade]

I have a very good jimmy picture

[languid grove]

Hallo everynyan

[dreamy knoll]

You

[brisk shard]

Interesting pfp Rika

[dreamy knoll]

Oi bitsuney

[brisk shard]

Hi

[bright mica]

Random question: did you ever think of thinking while thinking?

[dreamy knoll]

Guess wut

[brisk shard]

Wat

[dreamy knoll]

[bright mica]

I think he died

[coral token]

Boo.

[left sierra]

terrified

[bright mica]

AAAH! You scared me

[indigo hull]

🟡 🫳 💨 🧱

why are we throwing bricks now?

[ivory galleon]

Hi

[dreamy knoll]

Cuz i cant throw nukes again

[lost panther]

hello

[bright mica]

Hey there!

… I’m getting bored I have nothing to do… sometimes the chat gets dead and sometimes no

[split estuary]

I SPILLED MY COFFEE IN THE CAR

[bright mica]

Sad news…

[ripe idol]

Oof

[split estuary]

My moms car btw BUT STILL MY COFFEE

She ain't mad tho

[prime canopy]

meow, could Laptop autism oomfies advise me on a good college laptop, ( probably getting a thinkpad, I just dont know what year/model specifically ) I'm going in Multimedia Arts -w-

[brisk shard]

Oh man Im tryna remember the one I use

I think my one is ASUS? I cant remember anything else tho

[twin lake]

[dreamy knoll]

Ok what is the budget and whats the specs u want?

[prime canopy]

I would need something that can run pretty big software like Blender/maya , we might also use Adobe softwares for editing photos/videos
as for my budget, it's like 500~800, I'm definitely buying second hand

[mossy zodiac]

Hello?

[dreamy knoll]

So ur looking for min 16 gb ram for 800 cad?

[prime canopy]

hai

[prime canopy]

that might be hard to find

[ruby zealot]

Oh look who it is
Hi cosette

[prime canopy]

hai puppeteer :3

[split estuary]

My mom bought me a new coffee and a donut

[dreamy knoll]

Nah quite easy

[brisk shard]

[indigo hull]

your honor i rest my case places briefcase on table

[sterile jacinth]

well well well everyone

[brisk shard]

Gives it a nice pillow and duvet

Sings the case a lullaby

[bright mica]

No way is that the 2001 Honda civic? The savior of cringy videos?!

[sterile jacinth]

it is I

[coral token]

You mean the producer of *

[bright mica]

Nah he ain’t he saves us from the cringe videos by appearing suddenly

[coral token]

They are still cringey

Not as much as the train guy

But anything repeated into oblivion is destined to die fast

[ebon musk]

Question for people

Can I post a server link in the self promo channel?

Nvm I found the rule

[coral token]

Good job

[dreamy knoll]

You

[olive flicker]

Protein tubes.

@real python

[coral token]

Eww

[indigo hull]

Where toob?

Useless knowledge acquired

Lava would have the texture of tapioca or rice pudding if you ate it

[tired temple]

I was at a convention yesterday and my favorite part was just sitting talking to people who sat near me it was a total vibe

[indigo hull]

WAIT SEGA HAD TWO PORTABLE CONSOLES?!

what the fuck is a Sega Nomad?

And it plays Genesis games

[ivory galleon]

🥀 🥀 🥀

[tired temple]

There was this girl with her mom with this insane looking cosplay and honestly it was a total vibe , I feel bad for her though because apparently she was in the ER last week for dehydration so I was kinda worried for her , also she had a prop copse head she set down behind the seat I was sitting on and it startled me when I turned around, I only took a pic of that prop because it was funny

Oh there was a grandma with a grandkid too , kid kinda kept misbehaving and I heads if behind me but it was an iPad kid so

[thin prairie]

[indigo hull]

Karate Cat

Sounds like some shitty direct to dvd movie from 2005

[thin prairie]

True

[ornate kernel]

buzz buzz.

[vivid venture]

Hey guys uhh my old acc got hacked

[gleaming falcon]

twinnn

[verbal anchor]

Jeepers

[ornate kernel]

Creepers

[indigo hull]

imagine if Madcatz made life-support machines

this thought brought to you by Scott the Woz

[coral token]

Imagine getting hacked and clicking links

[thin prairie]

Or data breaches 🥀

[normal minnow]

Yo

[coral token]

Imagine

Couldn't be me with 2FA

[stark crypt]

Hi

[indigo hull]

John Lennon be like

[bleak warren]

the number of hacked accounts that the bot is catching has gone way up the last few days

what the hell are y'all doing

[verbal anchor]

Getting hacked probably

[bleak warren]

but like how

[verbal anchor]

No clue

[ornate kernel]

I got hacked a few years ago if we're talking about getting hacked

The hacker only spammed a discord link in my friends' DMs.

[bleak warren]

yeah it's not like they're using any new tricks

just more people are falling for them

[ornate kernel]

The thing is, I didn't click on any links. I got hacked like out of nowhere.

[bleak warren]

you can't get "hacked out of nowhere", you had to have done something

[ornate kernel]

Then someone must've guessed my password

[ruby zealot]

You

[verbal anchor]

Hallo

[ruby zealot]

Are you ready?

[verbal anchor]

For

[ruby zealot]

For tomorrow

[verbal anchor]

Whats tomorrow

[ruby zealot]

school

[verbal anchor]

Dawg i haven't done school in multiple years

[bleak warren]

that's why you gotta get passwords that are like weird random chains of letters and numbers and symbols, and then write them down somewhere

[finite cedar]

Sponge can i ask a creschin?

[ruby zealot]

GODDAMMIT

[bleak warren]

and i do mean write them down

don't use a password manager

have them written somewhere physically away from the devices

[neon jay]

Pls shut up

[bleak warren]

you first

[ruby zealot]

Whoa hi to you too Ig

[ornate kernel]

I actually have a clipboard where I usually write in Japanese, I should use Japanese as my password

[gritty temple]

[bleak warren]

i know people do

i'm just saying i wouldn't recommend it

[finite cedar]

Pretty please

[ornate kernel]

I'll be using every alphabet I have learned to make a password.

Gothic included :3

[finite cedar]

Darn she’s gone

Drats

[ruby zealot]

Smudge

The tick has a question

[woven flicker]

Roar

[bleak warren]

oh yeah, idk why i didn't realize i'm sponge

[finite cedar]

The tick has a question 👉 👈

[verbal anchor]

OMAR!

[woven flicker]

Buh

[verbal anchor]

Haiii

[bleak warren]

i'm a big fan of the tick, actually

[ruby zealot]

🦖

[coral token]

2FA, people , always 2FA

With your phone number

And authy app

[finite cedar]

Ive been watching the animated series

Anyway

Whats the hi3 and hg1 roles for?

[bleak warren]

a classic, the 90s had some damn good cartoons

[woven flicker]

🫂🦖

[woven flicker]

Hru?

[bleak warren]

also those were the halloween color roles

[finite cedar]

Ohhhh

[verbal anchor]

Magical!

[upbeat charm]

achoo

[verbal anchor]

Clover!!

[ruby zealot]

Bless you

[verbal anchor]

Haii!!

[ruby zealot]

PLEASE GOD MAKE MY SCHOOL YEAR FASTER

[verbal anchor]

No

[finite cedar]

Gesundheit

[ornate kernel]

I should draw Kasane Teto.

[woven flicker]

So what if you can see…

[verbal anchor]

Are you saying im blind?

[ruby zealot]

Yes you are

[verbal anchor]

How'd you know?!

[ruby zealot]

CAUSE YOU BLEW UP MY GODDAMN PONY

[verbal anchor]

YOU DID THAT

[upbeat charm]

what the heck....

[verbal anchor]

DONT LET BITCHETEER LIE

[ruby zealot]

YOU HAD THE FLINT AND STEEL

[verbal anchor]

YOU BLEW IT UP

[verbal anchor]

YOU ALSO HAD SOME

[ruby zealot]

NO I DIED AND LOST IT

[verbal anchor]

LIES

[ruby zealot]

NUH UH

Give me a new pony and I'll stop

[verbal anchor]

Fuck you

[ruby zealot]

Wow okay that actually hurt

[ornate kernel]

ROSE SWORE?!

[verbal anchor]

Gasp

[verbal anchor]

Dawg wha

[ornate kernel]

😭

[verbal anchor]

I swear all the time

[ruby zealot]

Rib has appeared

[verbal anchor]

Rib i will get you then give you a hug

[urban valve]

No

[verbal anchor]

Damn

[ruby zealot]

[verbal anchor]

Ha

[ruby zealot]

I'm gonna go now. Rose made me sad

[verbal anchor]

Hey buppet

Wanna hear some new lore I've been brewing

[ruby zealot]

Sure ig

[verbal anchor]

Dms

[ornate kernel]

Bald Serbian

[twin reef]

Pablo

[ornate kernel]

Why did that name woke me up like a sleeper agent

[ruby zealot]

I'm so funny

[verbal anchor]

No

[ruby zealot]

Yes I am

[indigo hull]

damn i think my vr reload times are getting quicker

[ruby zealot]

You can call me everything but unfunny rosé

[verbal anchor]

Ok bitch

[ruby zealot]

It's a fact I'm hilarious

[indigo hull]

Hi hilarious

[ruby zealot]

See the glaggleman gets it

[urban valve]

someone died at glaggleland

[indigo hull]

On this day 65 years ago Vostok 1 was launched

Sending the first man into space

A century before then the American Civil War began with the Bombardment of Fort Sumter

[verbal anchor]

Glaggle. Dms

[gritty temple]

OUTLAST TRIALS REFERENCE !!!!!! /j

[ruby zealot]

Bunny

[gritty temple]

That is me

[indigo hull]

damn

also on this day in 1204 the Fourth Crusade breached the walls of Constantinople and sacked the city

for this event we blame the Republic of Venice

[magic elbow]

hey guyss

[magic elbow]

my mom is taking my dad to the ER

[urban valve]

ok

[coral token]

cheeseburger

[urban valve]

type shit

[indigo hull]

shit

[urban valve]

it was metaphorical

[indigo hull]

🖕 🟡

[urban valve]

no

[left sierra]

Remember: the answer to no u.

No w.

[prime canopy]

Oh god, I’m so old, I’m unironically enjoying renovation shows 😭

[urban valve]

someone sent me a 2 hour long video without discord limiting it and its in 4k

[ruby zealot]

If you're old then I'm..ancient as fuck

Wait how old are you again

[prime canopy]

19

[ruby zealot]

Damn you really are ancient
-# I'm sorry please don't kill me

[indigo hull]

the average Guts & Blackpowder experience

one guy watching you get devoured by zombies

[elfin wing]

I FINALLY GOT BROKEN WAR

[indigo hull]

he can help but he's just standing there

[elfin wing]

640 hours in warframe, 5 war blueprints, finally got broken war

[ruby zealot]

Okay John Warframe

[peak sentinel]

Im starting to get back issues and Im only 19

I feel old as hell

[indigo hull]

man

its not looking good for me then

[prime canopy]

You get broken war for free after beating hunhow

[peak sentinel]

not to mention receding hairline on account of bad genetics

[indigo hull]

mines probably gonna go gray by my 30s

happened to my dad

[peak sentinel]

my brother is in his 30s and all his hair migrated down to his face

[indigo hull]

i cant grow facial hair worth shit

[peak sentinel]

bro is kratos but with the build of mythologically accurate thor

[indigo hull]

lmao

[ruby zealot]

Wow lot of old people here

It's like a retirement home

[bleak warren]

nuh uh

[prime canopy]

The elder ^

Grayest hair, backiest pain

[woven flicker]

The eldest (me)

[ruby zealot]

Okay time for your nap gramgram

[indigo hull]

yeah im old school, i own a flintlock pistol for self defense

of course the thing is smoothbore so its not the most accurate

[prime canopy]

You’re like a fossil pokemon, brought back from the dead via modern tech

[ruby zealot]

You're like a cassette tape

[indigo hull]

cosette tape

[prime canopy]

True !

[indigo hull]

speaking of i swiped a box of laserdiscs

you wanna watch fucking Home Alone on a CD the size of a vinyl record?

[ruby zealot]

Fuck yeah

[kind skiff]

now you just have to kill a fuck ton of sentients or farm simaris standing to get the war hilt and 2 blades

because DE thought it was a good idea to make the broken sword harder to get than the fully built one

[prime canopy]

But also, don’t finish war, broken war is a far better weapon than war itself

[crude harness]

Caca

[indigo hull]

War never changes

[ruby zealot]

War...like a war without reason perhaps?

[indigo hull]

Except for when it did with the advent of repeating firearms

Or largely the invention of gunpowder as a whole

[prime canopy]

Framing my war till I warframe

[ruby zealot]

Insane thing to say btw

Nah I'm kidding

[hollow cobalt]

Hello gen chat

[verbal anchor]

No this is Patrick

[prime canopy]

Hai :3

[hollow cobalt]

Oh ok

[hollow cobalt]

Hey cosette hru

[verbal anchor]

Cosette!

[prime canopy]

Wsg ?

[verbal anchor]

The sky!

[prime canopy]

I’m pretty goob :3

[prime canopy]

True !

[ruby zealot]

Ummm no it's not

[upbeat charm]

hello 🅱️osette

[verbal anchor]

Shut

[finite cedar]

In a way the sky is under us aswell

[ruby zealot]

Clover rosé is being mean to me

[ruby zealot]

See?

[upbeat charm]

how dare she

[verbal anchor]

Indeed!

[woven flicker]

Roar

[prime canopy]

Hello 🅱️lover from plants vs zombies

[ruby zealot]

Let's sue her

[verbal anchor]

No i sue you

[indigo hull]

remember when Dr. House was in World War 1?

[upbeat charm]

whar...

[indigo hull]

and he was oh so jolly to go over the top

[verbal anchor]

Omar!

[indigo hull]

and Mr. Bean was there before the lobotomy

[verbal anchor]

Jolly? Like @drowsy bridge

[woven flicker]

Wha

[verbal anchor]

Haii

I did a drawing

[woven flicker]

Gasp

[upbeat copper]

I've also did a drawing

[verbal anchor]

Oh?

[upbeat copper]

🫂

[woven flicker]

ACK

[upbeat copper]

Yeh two actually

[woven flicker]

🫂🦖💚

[verbal anchor]

Oh?

[upbeat copper]

[upbeat copper]

Mhmm mhmm

[verbal anchor]

May me see

[urban valve]

🐡

blowfish

[upbeat copper]

Mhmm

[indigo hull]

if dolphins get high off of this stuff you think humans could too?

[urban valve]

i thought that was pufferfish

[indigo hull]

theres a difference?

[urban valve]

cuz blowfish are like the small ones

[indigo hull]

oh that makes sense

yeah its a type of pufferfish

[urban valve]

kinda of?

i mean they cant inter breed so they're different but same gimick with the blow up

[elfin wing]

i have a bird on my neck

[zinc frigate]

I still find this fact funny, like yes they actually like to trip out by bullying pufferfish and consuming their toxic venom

[stark onyx]

First message I see 🔥

[upbeat charm]

woagh

[zinc frigate]

Idk if it counts as venom but

[urban valve]

from what ive heard

anyways i need to go work

[zinc frigate]

Waow birb

[indigo hull]

its a type of toxin they create so i think so?

i could be wrong entirely but it does have something to do with pufferfish venom

[urban valve]

it does

they bite it just enough for it to be non-lethal

[indigo hull]

yeah

or just smack it around like a volleyball

[stark onyx]

Wonder if it's traumatic for the pufferfish at all 😭

[zinc frigate]

Hey better than the sharks that were recorded having all different manner of substances

[zinc frigate]

It most certainly is

[stark onyx]

dolphin torpedo

[indigo hull]

i heard about the coke shark recently

its a mix of horrifying, tragic, and somehow morbidly comedic

[zinc frigate]

Yep that was a thing
Due to rich people just throwing shit off their boats

[stark onyx]

The what

[upbeat charm]

is that like coke bear

[stark onyx]

THE WHAT

[indigo hull]

the actual event, yes

the movie, no

the coke bear never went on a rampage

it just overdosed and died

[upbeat charm]

yeah

i didn't mean the movie

[indigo hull]

i dont remember if they took the blood samples from living or deceased sharks

[upbeat charm]

search it up

[elfin wing]

there is now a bird on my lap

[stark onyx]

Is it the same size as Rika? :P

[zinc frigate]

I think there were living sharks

[indigo hull]

thats what i was gonna say

but i wasnt entirely sure

[gritty temple]

HALLO HALLO ^.^

[zinc frigate]

Also I know I’m a shark but I swear it wasn’t me

[upbeat charm]

halloo

[gritty temple]

Sitting outside with my goofy lil’ critter of a dog

[verbal anchor]

Arch!

[gritty temple]

[verbal anchor]

Look at the rat go!

[indigo hull]

me when i see the Arc de Triomphe

[gritty temple]

We jammin’ out raahhhh

[urban valve]

i am your uber driver

[indigo hull]

ubercharge

[verbal anchor]

Where we goin?

[elfin wing]

there is a bird eating popcorn on my leg

[urban valve]

food

[elfin wing]

birds are so cool

[verbal anchor]

Gehe!

[gritty temple]

[urban valve]

the restaurant

[elfin wing]

rosé!

[verbal anchor]

I made a new world build! And i wanna tell you bout it lol

[elfin wing]

go ahead!

[verbal anchor]

To dms!

[gritty temple]

I need the chainposting in memes to stop eventually I’m begging aaaaa auuuuu

[finite cedar]

Whats that?

[indigo hull]

a red spy in the base?

[gritty temple]

Type of spam kinda

[finite cedar]

Mmmm cube of meat

[gritty temple]

NOM NOM

[ripe burrow]

Hi

[split estuary]

Hello

[ripe burrow]

I'm done training ppl today

[verbal anchor]

Hallo!

[stark onyx]

Salty meat slab

[woven flicker]

Oh shit my arm is vainy rn 😭😭

[storm whale]

[ripe burrow]

Hallo wie geths

[upbeat charm]

mmmm meat cube...

[indigo hull]

mmmm meat triangular prism

[storm whale]

mmmmmmmmm geometry

[ripe burrow]

Stop you're making me hungry

[elfin wing]

i love birds..

[ripe burrow]

Same

[storm whale]

nah

cube

[ripe burrow]

Minecraft

[indigo hull]

dodecahedron

[upbeat charm]

mmmm icosidodecahedron...

[undone cypress]

czech hedgehog

[ripe burrow]

You're scaring me

[drowsy bridge]

Just slept for like 10 hours

[storm whale]

mmmmmm ingusbabingus tinglisdadingus

[indigo hull]

goddamn isosceles triangle

[ripe burrow]

Nice

[drowsy bridge]

I’m feeling so good

[drowsy bridge]

I love triangles!!

Trig is one of my favorite subjects rn

[ripe burrow]

I love all shapes

[elfin wing]

tesseracts...

[indigo hull]

Tetrarchs

[upbeat charm]

too many sides....

[drowsy bridge]

[indigo hull]

alright how about no sides

SPHERICAL!!!!!

[elfin wing]

it's a square wdym
you get the time stone from it

[upbeat charm]

circle

[ripe burrow]

I slept 5 hours cause I'm a trainer so I needed to open the gym

[upbeat charm]

erm actually its the space stone

[elfin wing]

time stone from the eye of deez

[ripe burrow]

Thanos

[indigo hull]

its T hanos

[ripe burrow]

Ok

[elfin wing]

thalos

[storm whale]

thales

[indigo hull]

Thales if he were purple

[upbeat charm]

[storm whale]

thales is thanos confirmed??????

[reef zealot]

[verbal anchor]

Tiffany!!

[reef zealot]

Haii

[urban valve]

Confirmed 2 years ago

[wintry temple]

thurple..

[drowsy bridge]

Y’all ever eat cookies with salt on it?

[urban valve]

Hhmmmm

So I use mustard

[drowsy bridge]

It sounds weird but it’s so good

[urban valve]

But salt might be worth

[drowsy bridge]

Not the first time I’ve heard this

My friend knew someone who dipped their Oreos in mustard

[wintry temple]

Depends on the cookie

[drowsy bridge]

Chocolate chip

[urban valve]

No customers because of church so I get to sit on my ass for a while

[wintry temple]

Oh ok yes 100%

It makes the flavor so much better

[drowsy bridge]

True!!

[wintry temple]

Salt contrasts with the sweetness and they highlight each other

[drowsy bridge]

I’m trying to think, what unconventional food stuffs have I eaten

[wintry temple]

sometimes I’ll wrap a bit of cream cheese in a thin slice of turkey or honey ham….

[drowsy bridge]

Cereal and water

I was curious

[ripe burrow]

I eat schnitzel with a little salt and chilli

[wintry temple]

How was it

[drowsy bridge]

Not that bad

[wintry temple]

I’d have this

[drowsy bridge]

Just soggy

[ripe burrow]

It's good try it

[wintry temple]

Hmm ok that’s what I’d expect

[wintry temple]

Next time I get some schnitzel

[unborn crag]

do you guys like peanut butter noodles

[storm whale]

not worth trying in my opinion

[drowsy bridge]

I still have shaq gummies on the tale

[wintry temple]

I’ve had them before and yes

[ripe burrow]

Not so much

[unborn crag]

they are so scrumptious

[wintry temple]

I’m kinda picky about it but overall when done right it’s very good

[ripe burrow]

I'm allergic to peanut butter

[wintry temple]

Otherwise it’s way too peanut-buttery LOL

yeah that would do it

[indigo hull]

Beanut Putter

[ripe burrow]

AH!

[drowsy bridge]

Thinking about fish but it’s 9 in the morning and I don’t have any

[ripe burrow]

My favourite food is couscous with vegetable soup

😎

Killed chat, feeling good.

[drowsy bridge]

What do y’all think about spam?

[undone cypress]

i love spam

[ripe burrow]

Didn't have it

[indigo hull]

mid

[undone cypress]

spam mesubi is so good

[drowsy bridge]

What is couscous?

[undone cypress]

glag i immediately think less of you now
/j

[drowsy bridge]

True!!

[drowsy bridge]

[wintry temple]

Not a big fan

[ripe burrow]

Google it, you'll fall in love.

[drowsy bridge]

We used to buy the cans of spam in bulk

[drowsy bridge]

[wintry temple]

To me it tastes like mystery meat

[indigo hull]

thats essentially what it is

[wintry temple]

I’m not sure what I’m tasting but I know it’s too salty..

[indigo hull]

mystery meat block

i'd rather eat McDonalds chicken nuggets over Spam

and we all know whats in those

[wintry temple]

LOL

However if I was younger I might like spam

I used to fuck up vienna sausages

[drowsy bridge]

I ate the big arch yesterday

[indigo hull]

i think there's actually some correlation to the term 'wiener' and Vienna

[drowsy bridge]

A big bite for the big arch!

[wintry temple]

I think so

[indigo hull]

Wien is German for Vienna

[drowsy bridge]

Speaking of

[wintry temple]

Yeah I was gonna say that LOL and that they’re from Germany

[drowsy bridge]

#food

[wintry temple]

And from what I know, “w” in German is usually pronounced as a “v”

I’m guessing it was changed to a v for English translation? Idk

[drowsy bridge]

We have a lot of Vienna sausages

[winged zodiac]

[woven flicker]

Swivel here

Ball joint

[winged zodiac]

and every ball joint can be a swivel!

[peak sentinel]

Pretty sure Vienna is in Austria

[wintry temple]

Oh for real? I’ve always thought it was from Germany

[indigo hull]

German speaking country

[peak sentinel]

German speaking country, historically referred to as part of Germany, but it’s its own country

[urban valve]

Jerman

[wintry temple]

ohh ok that explains it LOL

Thanks for clearing it up

[indigo hull]

if it makes it any clear Austria was historically sort of the overbearing power of the Holy Roman Empire

[peak sentinel]

The Austrian Empire was actually one of the candidates for German unification back in the 19th century but the Prussians beat them to it, which is where the modern German state indirectly originated from

[indigo hull]

indeed

[urban valve]

I am Austria

[wintry temple]

I see I see..

[indigo hull]

kind of funny to think there's people who believe the Dreyse rifle is what helped Prussia win the Austro-Prussian War

while it was a nice crutch it wasn't the only thing that helped them win

plus the secret deal they signed with Italy

[peak sentinel]

I’d argue the Italians helped win but idk too much about the war

[plucky garden]

I came back here after a long time now

[indigo hull]

i dont either but they definitely helped

[plucky garden]

What's goin

[indigo hull]

by turning it into a two front war

[urban valve]

To font

[peak sentinel]

also didn’t the Austrian army have language issues

[indigo hull]

that too

[peak sentinel]

because there were so many god damn languages within austria at the time

[indigo hull]

not to mention the Revolutions of 1848 just nearly two decades prior

[peak sentinel]

I wonder what would have happened if Friedrich Wilhelm IV accepted the proposal to become Emperor in 1848

[indigo hull]

i wonder this same question but if Prince Leopold of Hohenzollern-Sigmaringen became King of Spain

after the 1868 Glorious Revolution in Spain

[peak sentinel]

oh yeah the whole fiasco that started the Franco Prussian war

[indigo hull]

it lit the spark for it

that was the primary fear of why it never happened

and why Amadeo I ultimately became king

-# only to later abdicate three years later and call the Spanish people ungovernable

[peak sentinel]

What if the Prussian scheme in the US went through

what the hell my discord bugged out for a second

[indigo hull]

that would be interesting ngl

[peak sentinel]

thought I got banned or something because all the channels disappeared

[indigo hull]

damn

[verbal anchor]

Well if you got banned the whole ass server would dissappear

[peak sentinel]

yeah that was my second thought

Didn’t take long to realize it was just discord bugging out

because at first it kicked my screen into another server

[languid grove]

Hallo everynyan

[verbal anchor]

Hai rika!

[drowsy bridge]

Do it

[peak sentinel]

xenomorph

[indigo hull]

I will say

[dry rock]

How are you? Fine thank you

[indigo hull]

Kaiserreich is where I first learned of all the weird plans Germany had for Eastern Europe after World War 1

much the less they even picked leaders for these nations that never came to fruition

[peak sentinel]

I feel like a criminal for enjoying Skull and Bones ngl

I remember people clowning on this game but I find it fun

[dry rock]

The skull is a bone dumbass

:3

[indigo hull]

but its not one singular bone

[peak sentinel]

it’s a structure of bones not a singular one

[drowsy bridge]

It’s what happens when you don’t floss

Dental health is very important

I can’t wait to go to the dentist again

[dry rock]

DID YOU KNOW THAT

[indigo hull]

-# and then KaiserreduX is just Alternate History: The Game disguised as a 'What if Germany won WWI scenario"

[dry rock]

The skull has multiple openings when a baby is born, this is so that when they grow the skull is able to grow at a steady speed and fill in the holes and not damage the brain

[drowsy bridge]

I in fact did know this

[dry rock]

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

[compact sky]

hello friends and others

[drowsy bridge]

[dry rock]

Someone post rotation

[ruby zealot]

hi swap

[ruby zealot]

hi dia

[drowsy bridge]

[verbal anchor]

Is that a Bitcheteer

[ruby zealot]

hello ente

[indigo hull]

-# William Nye the Science Person

[ruby zealot]

[compact sky]

hello master hand and crazy hand

[drowsy bridge]

I feel like I should have asked earlier, but what does ente mean?

[verbal anchor]

I always thought he was calling you the Pokémon entei

[ruby zealot]

ente is duck in german

[ruby zealot]

why would i call him entei

[verbal anchor]

Because you

[elfin wing]

ente more like ante
balatro reference

[indigo hull]

remember, switching to your bayonet is faster than reloading

[drowsy bridge]

Splendid!

I’m gonna make pancakes brb

[ruby zealot]

yummers

[verbal anchor]

No

You stay here while making pancakes

[indigo hull]

if i bake a cake and add frosting with the colors of the pan flag would that make it a pancake?

[brisk shard]

Okay, well my Google was buffering so I pulled out a knife and stabbed my computer 5 times but nothing changed, what next?

[verbal anchor]

Hai Kitsune!

[indigo hull]

uhhhh, try grapeshot

[brisk shard]

Hiii

[ruby zealot]

oh hi kit

[brisk shard]

Hi

[ruby zealot]

rika hello

[languid grove]

Bello

[woven flicker]

Mah jaw hurts

[ruby zealot]

damn

[brisk shard]

Males

[coral token]

kat

[brisk shard]

Kit

KitKat

[indigo hull]

break me off a piece o that kitkat bar

[ruby zealot]

when i hate people i take a kitkat bar and take a giant bite out of it to assert dominance

it works 50/50

[hollow topaz]

Peak

[ruby zealot]

i know scary

[brave vault]

24 DAYS TILL MY BIRTHDAY

[stuck pier]

Yo

[burnt merlin]

Cables

[humble isle]

Just bought a whole skeleton at a garage sale.

[indigo hull]

dope

[ruby zealot]

💀

[coral token]

what

who is this dude

can't, i am with your father in bed.

we knew. but this is the one that didn't run away

yeah no get out

[coral token]

did not ask

but try to sneak one more slur, and you will be visiting the ban appeal server

no, it's gone thanks to a warning ❤️

[humble isle]

I slur my words some time

[coral token]

you should see the way i am banning you

good bye uwu

[indigo hull]

well that happened

[coral token]

nothing moving on

who likes banana bread

[indigo hull]

depends on the banana used

(the old bananas still exist remember that)

[burnt merlin]

Never had it

[ruby zealot]

...

[indigo hull]

you have you just don't know it

banana flavoring in candies and shit come from the old bananas

the Gros Michel

[burnt merlin]

Balatro reference

[indigo hull]

wait are we talking about the old bananas or the bread?

[burnt merlin]

The bread

[indigo hull]

ah

[elfin wing]

goated joker

I don't think I'm in the balatro server anymore

[burnt merlin]

Joker poker balala

Big gamba yes

Wtf am I glambaflabering on about 🪦

[indigo hull]

no idea

oh and on this day in 1588 the Dutch Republic was formally established

[burnt merlin]

Today is also Easter for me

We celebrate it on the 12th here

[indigo hull]

interesting

also to major events in space history occurred

[ruby zealot]

turning you into a egg

[indigo hull]

65 years ago we put the first man in space

[ruby zealot]

glaggle is it true that artemis 3 launches in 2027?

[indigo hull]

45 years ago NASA launched the first space shuttle

Columbia (the same one that would break up in the atmosphere in 2004 and became another nail in the coffin of the shuttle program)

[burnt merlin]

Glaggle, are you faded again?

[ruby zealot]

when is he not

[indigo hull]

actually im out of weed rn lmao

[ruby zealot]

terrible and sad day

[indigo hull]

been scraping whatever resin i can get together

[ruby zealot]

welp time to buy more

[urban valve]

Blehhh

[ruby zealot]

its either weed or autism or both

[burnt merlin]

Good
Please don't harm yourself with that

[indigo hull]

its both

[ruby zealot]

the weed boosts the autism

[indigo hull]

very much so

[urban valve]

Weed is fuel

[burnt merlin]

It suddenly reeks of RIB in here

[ruby zealot]

like energy drinks with melatonin pills
-# its true i tried it

[stuck pier]

Rest in bass?

[urban valve]

What the fuck does that mean Kobe Bryant

[indigo hull]

my body is a machine that turns weed into knowledge

[stuck pier]

Why not the other way around

[ruby zealot]

is knowledge better than your lambo?

[indigo hull]

yeah

[gritty temple]

Could be worse !

[indigo hull]

cos one time i gave a wolf a bone in minecraft

[urban valve]

It’s raining snow

[burnt merlin]

Holy shit it's the sequel to 'man.'

[storm whale]

indeed

[burnt merlin]

True but still

[indigo hull]

its snowing rain

[burnt merlin]

Did you unlock the 25th hour?

[gritty temple]

It’s not that harmful tbh

[ruby zealot]

yes fuck yes

[indigo hull]

might try drinking 5 five hour energies

[ruby zealot]

i felt like a truck

[indigo hull]

enter the forbidden hour of the day

[burnt merlin]

How?

[ruby zealot]

im not kidding i was out so fast i dont remember what happened

[ruby zealot]

pro tip never mix them together

[indigo hull]

seems kinda counterintuitive

[gritty temple]

My mom gave me a funny treat once but I also took my sleepy medication so I couldn’t maintain a single coherent thought

[ruby zealot]

i thought that too

when im sick i feel high

idk its random for me

[burnt merlin]

Don't we all?

[indigo hull]

yeah

[ruby zealot]

damn

[urban valve]

Only for fevers

Everything else is pain

[gritty temple]

I tried to read a book and was stuck on the first page for like 2 minutes cause I kept forgetting what I just read

[indigo hull]

the first time i microdosed psilocybin i went down a religious rabbit hole

started reading shit about the new testament i never bothered to read before

[ruby zealot]

with headaches i feel like i got shot in the head.
war is hell rib.

im scared.

[gritty temple]

One time I ate a dorito and it gave me prophetic visions

[ruby zealot]

well damn

[indigo hull]

found god in a dorito

[burnt merlin]

The dorito of heavenly light and knowledge

[gritty temple]

I have foretold many futures

[burnt merlin]

Arch is Baba Vanga confirmed

[storm whale]

the dorito of wisdom and knowledge

[urban valve]

Fuck Doritos

[ruby zealot]

give me a joint, a book and lock me in a room

[burnt merlin]

Never had Doritos btw

[ruby zealot]

damn

[ruby zealot]

thats how you become glaggle

[indigo hull]

Spicy Nacho Doritos are 🔥

[storm whale]

they're alright at best

[indigo hull]

pun half intended

[urban valve]

I hate Doritos because 1, they’re triangles, and 2 they’re pretty bad for you

[ruby zealot]

shapecism

[indigo hull]

damn the shape community isn't gonna like that one rib

[ruby zealot]

we love all shapes isnt that right glaggle

even rectangles

[urban valve]

Shapes are overrated

[gritty temple]

Meanie

[indigo hull]

i am quite fond of the Bent Pyramid in Egypt

[urban valve]

Just point and say “that one”

[ruby zealot]

see?

[urban valve]

Well a pyramid is three dimensional

[indigo hull]

it is still a shape

[short orbit]

Shapes are cool

[urban valve]

That’s different

[indigo hull]

and Doritos 3D existed at one point

[urban valve]

Just like quadratic equations

[indigo hull]

did Pythagorean Theorem traumatize you?

[ruby zealot]

PRINGLES ARE DESIGNED TO BE A GOOD SNACK YOU CANT CHANGE MY MIND

[indigo hull]

like i never understood it either

hell to this day i still dont know what it is

[ruby zealot]

THEIR SHAPE MAKES SENSE

[ruby zealot]

a²+b²=c²?

[burnt merlin]

a²- yeah whatever paster said

[indigo hull]

there's a Scottish clan named Clan Pringle

[burnt merlin]

STOP TYPING FASTER THAN ME

[ruby zealot]

PRINGLES ARE SHAPED LIKE HYPERBOLIC PARABOLOIDS

[indigo hull]

no no I get the equation but i dont get the function

[urban valve]

Pringles are good

[indigo hull]

why?

why the fuck was Pythagoras so fond of triangles

[burnt merlin]

Tsk tsk tsk y'all don't know about Ruffles

[urban valve]

Ruffles are alright

[indigo hull]

unique taste compared to lays

and the better wavy potato chip imo

Wavy Lays kinda suck imo

[short orbit]

Do you guys eat bubbles

[urban valve]

Layed

[ruby zealot]

true

[burnt merlin]

Wavy lays exist??

[indigo hull]

always have existed

[ruby zealot]

yes

[burnt merlin]

Tf

[woven flicker]

Rib

[urban valve]

Hm

[upbeat charm]

yeah...?

[burnt merlin]

I have never seen any

[woven flicker]

Hru?

[indigo hull]

they've existed for a while

[burnt merlin]

To be fair, I've only ever seen the default salt flavor

[upbeat charm]

cause ruffles are so much better

[urban valve]

Slaving away at a restaurant

[plush bone]

googity googity goo

[ruby zealot]

hi clover!

[woven flicker]

Why?

[indigo hull]

i'd demolish a bag of Sour Cream and Onion

[storm whale]

popcorn is better than chips

[urban valve]

I lost a bet with my aunt and she owns a restaurant so now she gets free labor

[indigo hull]

damn

[woven flicker]

Damn

[urban valve]

Should’ve tried a duel instead

[upbeat charm]

ketchup chips are pretty yummy