general

[coral token]

Yk like that one meme

Of the cow farting fire

[bleak warren]

holy cow

[coral token]

Amen

[indigo hull]

ITS PAPAL BULL

[coral token]

aMEN

[wide hazel]

This as well. Now that I think about it they might be developing a system in joint with the warning satellites to shut off most of the grid before anything happened. I’m not sure how much of an effect it will have.

[coral token]

It's raining men

Hallelujah it's raining men

[jade dew]

800000m/s at that size

[coral token]

Shrimp special

[verbal anchor]

Where!?

[bleak warren]

that would be terrifying, a fall from that height would kill the men

[indigo hull]

can i perchance interest you in the tale of the Kentucky Meat Shower of 1876?

[jade dew]

not if they have parachutes

get it? reference to operation screaming eagles

[coral token]

Wrong they're all falling on my bed

[indigo hull]

when it literally started raining mystery meat

[coral token]

No you may not

I'll shoot you

With a water gun

That has holy water

[indigo hull]

so you think im the devil?

[jade dew]

knowing what could possibly be in there instead of what you say there is, i prefer the lead

[coral token]

And probably brain eating amoebas

[river cipher]

Goob evening everysillie!

[bleak warren]

Diligent, Seth and Glaggleman on Jeopardy, who wins

[river cipher]

Hiya moss mods

[indigo hull]

two different subjects

[jade dew]

yeah the copper coated lead is way more merciful ill take the bullet

[wide hazel]

I’ll be back I have to answer the NAWAS phone. In several minutes.

[river cipher]

Anyone of you goobers use a windows phone

No? Just me? oki :(

[jade dew]

btw i saw the speed of light thing on the fiber optics argument, but people are not accounting for the data loss

[indigo hull]

fiber optic cables

lotta money in this shit

[jade dew]

im not sure you wanna touch that

literal hazmats cant guarantee your safety with that shit

anyone who has worked it long enough will tell you about splinters youll never get rid of and burrow into your bone and cartilage

[jade dew]

its a huge issue especially with the whole wire lines of drones with the conflicts, the fibers are a real hazard

[cobalt wasp]

hi jim

[jade dew]

is static playing in there

[jade dew]

holy crap its hatsune miku

[lusty walrus]

Holy crap, it's Seth Brundle.

[jade dew]

huge fan of you miku

[lusty walrus]

I'm not Miku, I'm A Sma- I-I mean a LARGE Guy.

[jade dew]

im a fly guy

get it?

[lusty walrus]

Kinda?

[jade dew]

i turn into a FLYYY

and then die

[lusty walrus]

I thought you were talking about that one weird book series some of us read as kids.

[jade dew]

you mean metamorphosis by kafka?

or the other one

oh wait

NVM yeah its literally fly guy

[jade dew]

ever seen "The fly" (1986)

[lusty walrus]

No, but based on what I'm looking it, it looks fucked.

[jade dew]

it is

its loosely based off kafkas book

basically on the argument of how the aspects in which you compete in the world can eventually combine with someone so thirsty for power it can create something monstruous

note something, not someone

thats the main allegory, how extreme that change can be

[upbeat charm]

[jade dew]

not that one

the older one, Franz Kafka

[obtuse marten]

Bruh I just finished washing my hair and the way my hair falls on my face makes me look emo as FUCK.

[obtuse marten]

I said emo not emu you Australian FUCK

[dreamy knoll]

What cuz i spawned in?

[obtuse marten]

Yuh

[indigo hull]

The scars of the Emu War must run deep still

[obtuse marten]

I was literally just about to say glaggle is going to say something about the emu war but you yourself beat me to it

[indigo hull]

I mean tbf it wasn’t the only time humans lost a war against birds

[tough bear]

imagine if i was green

[prime canopy]

I should go to my college once I get the money , they should have a second hand book sale some day , it’s also an opportunity to register to the co-op

[indigo hull]

China went to war against I believe sparrows at one point

[dreamy knoll]

You

[prime canopy]

Me :3

[languid grove]

My nitro… gasp…

[dreamy knoll]

Well i heard emo and i was expecting elmo

[dreamy knoll]

Hai cos

[prime canopy]

Hai veemo :3

[dreamy knoll]

Hru cos

[prime canopy]

Pretty good

Though my life is gonna get quite busy

[indigo hull]

This rock formation is breaking my mind

[white rose]

[prime canopy]

🫂

[narrow atlas]

College tour done

I liked the place. Lots of alt people

[dreamy knoll]

Guess wut

[narrow atlas]

There were furry stickers on like every street light

[prime canopy]

What :3c

[indigo hull]

Nock Volley Gun

Seven barreled musket that can and will break your shoulder

[obtuse marten]

Where the fuck are you dude

[indigo hull]

And that’s goes for the person firing it

[obtuse marten]

I need to get the FUCK OUT OF ATLANTA BRO

[prime canopy]

OWWWWW!!!!

[dreamy knoll]

Throwing u back into atlanta if u try and escape

[narrow atlas]

Idk if I wanna say the name of the place since I am highly considering going here

[indigo hull]

You should’ve parried it

[dreamy knoll]

500 turtles

[obtuse marten]

oh then don't twinanim

✌🏾

[prime canopy]

You’re also going to college this year ?? :3c

[narrow atlas]

Yup. I’ve narrowed it down to two choices

[prime canopy]

[narrow atlas]

I will say the city this school is in is notorious as New York’s worst city

Rochester is our murder capital, but this school is very chill

[prime canopy]

Oh dear

[obtuse marten]

Wait

[prime canopy]

Well no shit, there’s alt people, this is New York, aka the only true united state

[obtuse marten]

Don't you walk around at night.

[narrow atlas]

Yes

[obtuse marten]

Please be safe twin.

[indigo hull]

That wasn’t even founded by the British originally

The Dutch settled that land first

[narrow atlas]

I’ll be fine. I know how to navigate

[dreamy knoll]

Did u want 500 geese?

[prime canopy]

Neat :3

[indigo hull]

Yeah even the Swedish had some forts along the Delaware river

That the Dutch later conquered

[narrow atlas]

Buffalo ain’t sweet either, so I’ll still be in my element if I do go here

[prime canopy]

OH DEAR GOD NO, CANADIAN GEESE ARE WORSE THAN THE PLAGUE

[indigo hull]

The Dutch settlement in NYC was known as New Amsterdam

[dreamy knoll]

9000 canadian geese

[indigo hull]

it was around where Battery Park is now

[prime canopy]

[obtuse marten]

The trees are speaking Vietnamese.

[indigo hull]

1968 be like

[reef zealot]

[dreamy knoll]

They harmless

[dreamy knoll]

You

[jade dew]

ive been fooling around with editing

[prime canopy]

I hate that Netflix has no resolution option cause it always sets itself to 4p

I can’t see shit

[dreamy knoll]

Imma set it to 2px just to annoy u

[prime canopy]

When have you become such a MENACE

[reef zealot]

you get one single pixel

[indigo hull]

use it wisely

[prime canopy]

Darn 😔

[narrow atlas]

My siblings just invited me to go thrifting with them when I get back home

I am fucking balling today

[jade dew]

you

i made something funny,

ill get vid/img perms one day and show you

[narrow atlas]

Is it a bomb?

[jade dew]

i dont need to make one yet

[indigo hull]

🟡 🫳 💨 ⚾

[dreamy knoll]

Thats it your getting 0.00001px just cause

And 900000 canadian geese outside your house

[prime canopy]

[indigo hull]

alright i gift you with punt gun (those comically large hunting guns from the 19th century)

seriously look at some examples they were massive

[jade dew]

classic

that and the gustav

you know, the one so funny they made a yugioh card parody out of

[indigo hull]

lmao yeah

and just a little bit of thermite took out the whole thing

[jade dew]

lol

i think walter didnt emphasize the other part

if you could finess your way into where you needed to place that, you mightve as well ended the crew in the middle

[dreamy knoll]

Ive became a menace to canadian soceity

[indigo hull]

damn

[jade dew]

free thinkers by default are a menace

to anyone who wants control

[dreamy knoll]

So your one of those non free thinkers?

[indigo hull]

so called 'free thinkers' when i throw walnuts at them

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah have u tried emu?

[indigo hull]

no

still very much inclined to when i have the opportunity

[jade dew]

i think for free

no cash needed for thought

[indigo hull]

they will find a way to tax it

[dreamy knoll]

Ah ur missing out selling weapon ideas

[jade dew]

patents?

lame, id rather sell my skill set and offer them to let me single handedly do it all

theorize, design, craft and assemble

[dreamy knoll]

Idk 50 grand for a patten is kinda worth

[jade dew]

and obviously, use and pilot it myself

[jade dew]

they dont have the same legal weight, and people arent quite as clueless as before

you can twist and turn around that and end up with a better patent

[dreamy knoll]

Eh helps me build my main prototype

[jade dew]

besides you really dont want to be scrolling patents

you find some dark shit sometimes

[worthy viper]

Hi Thales

[lusty gorge]

Tamales

[storm whale]

[tawdry lotus]

anyone wanna watch me get really mad in vc?

[obtuse marten]

Bite

[jade dew]

ill pass

[obtuse marten]

Why and how

[tawdry lotus]

i didnt notics that theres no vcs

[gritty temple]

There are lol

[tawdry lotus]

no?

[gritty temple]

You’re blind then

[tawdry lotus]

oh im dumb

[tawdry lotus]

because its funny, and by me streaming what im doing

[woven flicker]

Won my first battle

[tawdry lotus]

someone join meeeeeeeeeeee

[tawdry lotus]

you specifically

oh wait

i cant stream

nvm

[gritty temple]

Yeah you gotta get streaming perms first meow

[willow rapids]

Hello chat

[lime spoke]

i did not mean to send that link i got hacked

they send it to everyone even servers

plz tell me no one clicked on that link

[elfin wing]

void fissure ended as soon as I loaded in, entire squad got put in normal capture 💔

[elfin wing]

links can't be sent in general chat and bot links are usually deleted immediately in other channels so nobody likely did

[urban valve]

Circle

[lime spoke]

oh thank god

[urban valve]

She a circle

[lime spoke]

THANK U

[urban valve]

Kanye and I changed my name back, west

👾

[upbeat charm]

square

[lusty gorge]

Octagon

[upbeat charm]

triangle

[lusty gorge]

Rectangular Prism

[upbeat charm]

cube

[lusty gorge]

Four sided circle

[upbeat charm]

[lusty gorge]

You never heard of a four sided circle?

[upbeat charm]

no....

[lusty gorge]

🟥

It's a circle with four sides

[upbeat charm]

that's a square

[lusty gorge]

It's a four sided circle

[upbeat charm]

no

[lusty gorge]

Yes

[upbeat charm]

circles can't have straight edges

that's the whole point of it being a circle

it's round

[undone cypress]

meow

[lusty gorge]

🔴🔴
🔴🔴

Circle shaped square then

[lusty gorge]

Woof

[undone cypress]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANHJYFGTRVDGHIJAOP[ASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[lusty gorge]

Got so scared you started speaking Enchantment table halfway through screaming

[half pecan]

Hey yalll

[little loom]

3 days until I get the last part to build my new PC

[elfin wing]

FUUUUUUCK RNG

6 radiant relics, 0 voruna

[little loom]

I completely forgot it was my birthday

[elfin wing]

happy day of live again

[little loom]

Thank you

[indigo hull]

boo

[undone cypress]

happy day of womb escape

[jade sail]

I wish I had image perms because there's an image of Jimmy that absolutely needs to be a sticker

[drowsy bridge]

HAPPY BART DAY

[worn prism]

I feel so cringe I just used jimmy here to compliment my gf

[drowsy bridge]

[jade sail]

Happy birthing day

[worn prism]

I said “your the Wednesday to my dudes”

[worn prism]

Happy birth anniversary

Also how do we get image perms?

[jade sail]

That'll be 1,500 dingus dollars, sir

#roles

[worn prism]

damn I’m 1,500 short

[jade sail]

She Wednesday on my dudes till I OHHHHHHH

[mental tulip]

Hi

[worn prism]

IM GONNA USE THAT ON HER

[jade sail]

Konnichiwa

[worn prism]

bonjour

[storm whale]

[marsh ibex]

[indigo hull]

egg

[slender kestrel]

Ma'am this is a Wendy's

[languid grove]

Letting my chicken nuggets free in a Wendy’s

[coral token]

:p

[languid grove]

BWEHHHH

[upbeat charm]

[indigo hull]

🐴

[upbeat charm]

[storm whale]

[dreamy knoll]

You

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[dreamy knoll]

Hallo tech

[narrow atlas]

Hello Veemo

Oh late response oops

[dreamy knoll]

Eh its ok

[dry rock]

GOOB DETECTED

btw its mongus time for anyone of muh freinds to join

[west sorrel]

Hi guys :]

[zenith charm]

My calf muscle cramped up... 😭

[elfin wing]

relic missions got my ass TWEAKING

7 radiant relics, no voruna

[lime birch]

[slender goblet]

pingas

[coral token]

Meebo

[indigo hull]

Britannicus

[whole burrow]

Hewoooo :3333332

[twin reef]

Goodbye

[twin reef]

Hey I remember you

[indigo hull]

Yeah he was supposed to be Roman emperor

[twin reef]

I play repo

👍👍👍👍

🟦

Blue

Jmimy

[coral token]

No

[whole burrow]

Me too

[twin reef]

Cool my laptop kinda broken rn I need it to get replaced (the motherboard cracked)

[whole burrow]

Wishing you well in your repairs :3

[woven flicker]

🦖

[indigo hull]

Listed for the Connaught Rangers

The Devil’s Own

[ruby zealot]

hi omar

[ruby zealot]

hi the king in yellow

[indigo hull]

👑
🟡

How spherical

[short orbit]

Do you guys play Arc Raiders?

[woven flicker]

🫂🦖

[verbal anchor]

Omar!!!

[ruby zealot]

You.

[verbal anchor]

Hallo

[ruby zealot]

go nap

[verbal anchor]

Im at the mall Bitcheteer

[ruby zealot]

Sleep at the mall duhh

[verbal anchor]

No

[ruby zealot]

Yurr

[indigo hull]

yumbo

[woven flicker]

Yes?

[verbal anchor]

Haiii

[woven flicker]

Hello

[short orbit]

My fault I’m new here what do you guys talk about

[verbal anchor]

Things

[ruby zealot]

Anything really

[ruby zealot]

No.

[short orbit]

Alright

[arctic fox]

[verbal anchor]

Tf you mean no

[ruby zealot]

No

[timber oriole]

Hi

[urban valve]

Maybe

[verbal anchor]

AUTUMN!!!!

[ruby zealot]

Oh hi autumn

[short orbit]

I just have one question

[verbal anchor]

Rib!!!

[timber oriole]

Helloo

[coral tulip]

Yall better start writing my obituary istg

[ruby zealot]

Yo rib wsg

[timber oriole]

Hihi

[urban valve]

Hi

[verbal anchor]

Hruu

[coral tulip]

God i forgot i changed my profile name to this

[urban valve]

Nothing today

[ruby zealot]

LMAO CLOVE?!

[coral tulip]

Not now booty ham sandwich, this is serious /hj

[coral tulip]

Yeahhh

[timber oriole]

MR BOOTY HAM SANDWICH i just saw him on my Instagram feed

[ruby zealot]

AIN'T NO WAY

[timber oriole]

Im okkk hru???

[verbal anchor]

Im magical!

[coral tulip]

I love mr booty ham sandwich

[timber oriole]

Thats good!! What ya up to?

[timber oriole]

ME TOO

[verbal anchor]

At the mall with my pal

[coral tulip]

Over time shift + broken fryers + sprained wrist + closer called out + saturday shift combo got me dead

[arctic fox]

putting that ive been VIP in Jimmys chat for like 8 years on my resume

[indigo hull]

oh god theres so much pink

[timber oriole]

Ooo nice

[indigo hull]

and clover

im not even gonna ask

[verbal anchor]

LOL

[arctic fox]

I will

[coral tulip]

Cant wait for my like , extra 7 dollars or sum bullshit

[arctic fox]

what am I asking

[coral tulip]

Alright back to work

[ruby zealot]

Oh hi tom

[arctic fox]

Hello Tom

[upbeat copper]

Beautiful name

[ruby zealot]

arie hi

[woven flicker]

Tom

[verbal anchor]

You!

[upbeat copper]

Henlo

[upbeat copper]

Allo

[upbeat copper]

Aloha

[lusty gorge]

Butter 🧈

[indigo hull]

🍐
🫴 did somebody say lime?

[upbeat copper]

NO

I FUCKING HATE LIMES

INFERIOR LEMON

[lusty gorge]

Key lime.

[indigo hull]

i'd devour a key lime pie

like Saturn devoured his son

such a horrifying look into Goya's mind

[lusty gorge]

So the whole thing in one bite?

[indigo hull]

ehhh, according to Goya's painting it wasn't in one bite

[ruby zealot]

deciding if i wanna play mong us with the spider, shark, the other half scot half korean, floobius, bald shroom, lesbian fox, the demon and the cos

[verbal anchor]

You should... sleep actually

[upbeat copper]

What about me?

[obtuse willow]

hi

[short orbit]

Can I ask you guys a question

[verbal anchor]

Depends

Whats the question

[short orbit]

Do you like bubbles in general

[verbal anchor]

They're fun

[short orbit]

But do you like them

[verbal anchor]

Ig

[short orbit]

What color of bubbles

Pink or blue

[verbal anchor]

Pink

[short orbit]

Good blue sucks

Alright I’m done here bye

[gritty temple]

[lusty gorge]

SAY GOODBYE TO DAILY STAINS AND DIRTY SURFACES, WITH NEW KITCHEN GUN!

[verbal anchor]

Kitchen gun makes daily messes a breeze

[graceful phoenix]

chat. Hello.

[verbal anchor]

Hallo

[zinc frigate]

I cannot believe what happened in among us today holy shit

[ruby zealot]

lmao everyone left when i joined

[zinc frigate]

2 soul reads and an absolute detective win without me being a detective

[drowsy bridge]

There’s this one artist that I love so much but at the same time it hurts so much to watch

Because they’re so good at what they do that I like can’t find anything similar

[zinc frigate]

Like all I had to work with was spider being tracked and in the area, I did my interrogations and got the right person

[drowsy bridge]

Streamer guy named ariathome

[ruby zealot]

sherlock who?

[drowsy bridge]

They just go around NYC making beats and ask random people to freestyle and it goes so hard

BUT I CANT FIND ANYTHING REMOTELY SIMILAR TO IT

[zinc frigate]

I was Sherlocked in on the last round

[vocal imp]

Yo guys

I’ve a question

For reference I am straight.
I had told my friends had to shave and they called me the F slur.

What is gay about shaving?

They won’t tell me

Is it because I said I shaved Bi weekly?

[urban valve]

Well it’s because of gender labels

I don’t know much about it cuz I’m not a dude so I don’t really know how to put it without being weird

[ruby zealot]

i think because shaving removes the hair to make your skin "soft" and its typically connected with women

[storm whale]

heyo

[ruby zealot]

gender labels suck

[storm whale]

true

[vocal imp]

I just don’t like my facial hair

[urban valve]

Good question Socrates

THE thinker

[storm whale]

you just have bad friends gang

[storm whale]

nothing wrong with that

[zinc frigate]

Nothing, it’s just people tending to be so insecure about their gender that they try to push unrealistic things onto other people

[zinc frigate]

That’s so real

[urban valve]

What is this eating pattern

I haven’t had anything since lunch yesterday and now I’m eating pizza rolls and Taco Bell

[little loom]

Perhaps I shall get pizza

[storm whale]

happy birthday

[urban valve]

I mean a big meal every 24 hours might be the way to go 🤔

[ruby zealot]

yknow what i think im gonna get wings tomorrow

[storm whale]

where at?

[little loom]

Thanks bro

[urban valve]

Eating a burger with no honey mustard

[ruby zealot]

dont know yet but probably a restaurant near me

[urban valve]

dont know yet but probably a restaurant near me (slowed+reverbed)

[storm whale]

that's fair

[storm whale]

nightcore version

[zinc frigate]

Happy birthday

[little loom]

thanks!

[woven flicker]

Happy birthday

[urban valve]

I just made pizza rolls and then my aunt calls me and is like “what do you want from Taco Bell”

Different level of rigged

[storm whale]

world's just against you

[ruby zealot]

Happy day of birt

[quiet basalt]

My brother, your decisions should not be the concerns of others

The fact that they are is really sad

[languid grove]

Nothing is gay about shaving, they’re simply insecure and was told growing up that real men have beards and lots of hair

[indigo hull]

its very funny because historically wise the opposite of this happened in Ancient Rome

[south raven]

I also don't like having facial hair

[indigo hull]

the first barbers came from Greece

and most men dedicated their first shave to a god

before this most men wore beards

[languid grove]

Shaving is a personal choice and it really shouldn’t be a standard for any gender

[twin reef]

Burger

I cant send the PI symbol?

[gritty temple]

Drop them they’re losers

[twin reef]

B. R. E. A. D.

[lusty gorge]

Rika of rikaland

[ruby zealot]

Oh hi rika

[languid grove]

I can’t sleep

[indigo hull]

very based

[lusty gorge]

Tamales

[ruby zealot]

Hi arevin

[ruby zealot]

The Akari has appeared

[compact sky]

the guy who made jojo

nvm….

[lusty gorge]

Sounds bizzare

[verbal anchor]

Go beeeeed

[ruby zealot]

Noooooooo

[verbal anchor]

Bedtime

[ruby zealot]

Rosé you wanna play something I'm bored

[verbal anchor]

Still out

[ruby zealot]

Damn

[lusty gorge]

Hi Master

[ruby zealot]

Hi jag

[lusty gorge]

Go sleep

[ruby zealot]

No

[lusty gorge]

Go to sleep or you're grounded

[verbal anchor]

Ooooo

[ruby zealot]

Nuh uh

YOU'RE GROUNDED

[verbal anchor]

Oooooooo

[indigo hull]

mmm, i say you're both immune to gravity

[lusty gorge]

Damn there's nothing in the rulebook that restricts that

[little loom]

cheeseburger

[ruby zealot]

Bigmac.

[verbal anchor]

Whoper

[languid grove]

Yo mama

[verbal anchor]

Hai Rika!

[drowsy bridge]

[obtuse willow]

hiii

[verbal anchor]

Duck!!!

[drowsy bridge]

[obtuse willow]

js got back from fishing

[verbal anchor]

Hallo

[drowsy bridge]

[ruby zealot]

Wanna get some wings I'm hungering

[drowsy bridge]

Splendid! Did you get anything?

[ruby zealot]

Fih

[drowsy bridge]

[obtuse willow]

yup

[drowsy bridge]

🎉 🎉

[obtuse willow]

caught a trout

[drowsy bridge]

Do you do catch and release or do you cook it?

[ruby zealot]

What does this mean

[obtuse willow]

release

[drowsy bridge]

[drowsy bridge]

I see, that’s so cool!

[obtuse willow]

im allergic to eating fish

[drowsy bridge]

Ah, damn

[obtuse willow]

i also caught a big one

[ruby zealot]

Fuck poke bowls look so good I want one

[obtuse willow]

a longmouth bass im pretty sure

[drowsy bridge]

Does this thought sprout from our conversation yesterday?

[lusty gorge]

Are you allergic to swallowing fish whole?

[ruby zealot]

Yes

[drowsy bridge]

[obtuse willow]

Just eating fish in general

[upbeat copper]

I do that all the time

[drowsy bridge]

Go to Costco, buy their wasabi poke, get some rice and make your own at home

I can vouch for the wasabi poke

[ruby zealot]

I live in Germany if you forgot

[drowsy bridge]

I did in fact forget

[obtuse willow]

Why do crumbl keep selling dubai chocolate cookie mans

[drowsy bridge]

My condolences

[gritty temple]

BRING ME WITH YOU PLEASEPLEASPELEASEPLEASPEL

[drowsy bridge]

Consumerism

[ruby zealot]

Whoa easy there

[gritty temple]

Chocolate and pistachio tasty mmmm

[gritty temple]

I hate this country I wanna live in Germany

[obtuse willow]

i agree but crumbl needs to stop selling that every week

[gritty temple]

Meow meow

[obtuse willow]

i can tell you chugged tons of sod

soda*

[gritty temple]

I wish

[drowsy bridge]

There’s a Costco in France

[gritty temple]

But alas we are out

[drowsy bridge]

Close enough

[lusty gorge]

Guys I just had a sparkling ice

[obtuse willow]

so coffee then?

[ruby zealot]

I'M NOT GONNA GO TO FRANCE FOR A POKE BOWL

[drowsy bridge]

Those are tasty

[gritty temple]

Nawr

[drowsy bridge]

It will change your life

[obtuse willow]

what are poke bowls gng

[lusty gorge]

Dollar store fruit sodas that are healthier than soda
What could be better

[drowsy bridge]

Try find local poke places

[indigo hull]

Pokemon tournaments ig

[obtuse willow]

when is ylyl 311 live?

[drowsy bridge]

Raw fish in a bowl with rice and sometimes shoyu

Soy sauce

[obtuse willow]

you were so wrong gng

[ruby zealot]

It was a joke

[lusty gorge]

Shoyu?

[obtuse marten]

Im getting a retwist rn

This shit HURTS

[ruby zealot]

Braids?

[obtuse willow]

they sounded geniune tho

[obtuse marten]

Dreads.

[drowsy bridge]

Soy sauce

[obtuse willow]

[drowsy bridge]

We call it shoyu where I live

[obtuse willow]

i never get that much jokes

[ruby zealot]

Duck put the dread emoji here

[drowsy bridge]

[ruby zealot]

Thank you

[obtuse marten]

I guess that's good too

[wide storm]

What’s crackalackin' ya goobers?

[obtuse marten]

Getting a retwist feels like getting a cat with razor sharp nails to peel your scalp back.

[vapid apex]

I just bought a black and white base set pack, wondering if I should keep it sealed or open

[languid grove]

Open it

[ruby zealot]

WHY IS THERE NO MEXICAN RESTAURANT NEAR ME I WANT FAJITAS AND TACOS

[languid grove]

If you get the Cubchoo full art I’m going to rob you

[gritty temple]

It’s okay most of us have autism here

[ruby zealot]

Theres only McDonald's, burger king and doner kebab shops

Sometimes a fancy italien place and a Chinese place

[gritty temple]

I want Mexican food too

Quesadilla and rice DROOLS aauuuuu

[ruby zealot]

Yeah if you move to Germany good luck finding a Mexican place

[gritty temple]

[tardy epoch]

Guys. Do you guys think that I should buy a usb stick to change my computer thing from Linux to windows. Or stay with Linux. Let me know

[drowsy bridge]

Did they even have full arts in 2011?

[compact sky]

linux??

[vapid apex]

It’s the 2011 pack, not the new one

[compact sky]

freaking sweet

you should frame it on the wall

[drowsy bridge]

How much did the pack cost?

[tardy epoch]

Yes bro. I didn’t know my computer was Linux when I bought it. I have the money to buy one

[compact sky]

how is linux, i always see people make fun of it but i pretty curious

[ruby zealot]

I want to visit the place called Wingstop

[compact sky]

[drowsy bridge]

Same

[tardy epoch]

It’s horrible. It won’t let me show what game I’m playing on discord. 😭

[drowsy bridge]

Nothing stopping me, I’m just lazy

[compact sky]

that’s a minor problem

[languid grove]

Oh

[vapid apex]

Almost 200

[compact sky]

is it one singular booster pack?

[vapid apex]

Yes

[compact sky]

that’s sad

[drowsy bridge]

Yeah idk about that 😭

[vapid apex]

Nah, it’s beautiful

[compact sky]

like i bet it is but, in a sad way

[languid grove]

Record yourself opening it and post it to YouTube or TikTok for money idk

[ruby zealot]

And Germany sucks in general I wanted to become a astrophysicist nope not here and not to mention hobbies and such can't do shit here

[compact sky]

the fact that it’s priced at that is sad, the product itself is cool

[vapid apex]

I mean the price is kinda understandable

Its old

Technically almost vintage

[compact sky]

200 DOLLRS FOR CARDBOARD

[drowsy bridge]

I think that the pack is more expensive than anything you could get

[gritty temple]

It feels the same way in the U.S. I just hate this place

[astral moon]

I cant put the ishoweyes gif

[upbeat charm]

and plastic

[ruby zealot]

Wanna switch

[compact sky]

and foil

[gritty temple]

Yeye ^.^ hehehee

[upbeat charm]

yum

[vapid apex]

Mona lisa is technically just paint and paper if u put it that way

[drowsy bridge]

Wait I have a tin from that era, let me check the cards that my sibling had

[ruby zealot]

I get the Wingstop you get the German bratwurst

[vapid apex]

Oooh send pics

[ruby zealot]

Wasn't oil used?

[indigo hull]

why is it the wurst?

[ruby zealot]

It was a oil painting

[ruby zealot]

Okay this made me genuinely laugh thank you

[vapid apex]

Idk, I’m not Benjamin Franklin. Ask him, he painted it

[compact sky]

comparing the mona lisa to cards is funny ngl

i love that

[drowsy bridge]

I think I took out the obviously valuable cards already and sleeved them

[vapid apex]

I still wanna see

[indigo hull]

All Beatdowns Are Created Equal

[vapid apex]

Huh?

[drowsy bridge]

#photos-and-videos

[compact sky]

i go do stuff now

[indigo hull]

bro doesn't know ball

[languid grove]

I used to post me opening Pokémon packs here

[languid grove]

Obviously I haven’t opened any in awhile

[ruby zealot]

Bye bye

[unkempt siren]

buh

[urban valve]

ruh

[unkempt siren]

roh

[narrow atlas]

Beep

Thrifting done

Found some good shit. Very happy

[ruby zealot]

fuck i wanna thrift also sup tech

[drowsy bridge]

Listened to bully, it’s so peak

[indigo hull]

ive thought about going thrifting for old Nerf blasters

i have the luxury of owning an N-Strike Vulcan

complete with the chain

[real python]

Protein tubes

[half pecan]

Hello

[empty loom]

Hello everyone

I have an announcement to make

[languid grove]

LEMME SEE

You have alerted the Rika

[iron wraith]

Yall coloring has started

[narrow atlas]

Still in the car. I will once I am home

[iron wraith]

God I love the smell of old prismacolors

[languid grove]

YAY

[twin reef]

What day is Jimmy gonna stream

[storm whale]

nobody knows

[stark onyx]

Mmmmm microplastics 🤤

[twin reef]

Ok

[storm whale]

have you tried macroplastics yet

[stark onyx]

Ooooh

[storm whale]

I hear they're good

[indigo hull]

"why microwave your food when you can macrowave it"

[twin reef]

I've tried energy

We

I just shat myself

[storm whale]

we don't need to know that

[twin reef]

👍

[stark onyx]

Discord out of context goes crazy

[twin reef]

Eee

[stark onyx]

Are you good bro 💀

[twin reef]

I eat π

[twin reef]

No

[stark onyx]

You eat 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288?

[iron wraith]

Mmmm wood

[twin reef]

Þþþþ

[indigo hull]

are you a beaver perhaps?

[stark onyx]

The frick is that symbol

[indigo hull]

wait no woodchuck

[indigo hull]

thorn

[twin reef]

T .

[iron wraith]

Over Prismacolors, yez

[indigo hull]

very fair lmao

[storm whale]

Russian or something

[indigo hull]

good colored pencils they are

[twin reef]

On android if you hold the letter T then you can select þ

[stark onyx]

Bruh

[indigo hull]

no i think its Celtic

[storm whale]

prismacolors are goated

[stark onyx]

One sec

[storm whale]

I see

[iron wraith]

Ye I just cracked them open and aaaagggghhhh the smell is wonderful

[twin reef]

🔒:▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎

[stark onyx]

#photos-and-videos

[twin reef]

Wrongcemoji

Its 12th April now

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[stark onyx]

Man, those three messages sure have zero correlation

[iron wraith]

Broooooo this Coca Cola patch is the same size as my eraser

[real python]

[stark onyx]

Wot?

[iron wraith]

Ill take a pic and put it in #art

[twin reef]

One

[iron wraith]

Two

[twin reef]

I will be to go sleep

[iron wraith]

Night turtle

[twin reef]

[south raven]

Hello

[ruby zealot]

RIV!

[south raven]

Turns chat into

[jade dew]

i already was

buzzing aorund, get it?

[zinc frigate]

🐰

[gritty temple]

[indigo hull]

The Ungodly Tomato

[ruby zealot]

The tomaternator

[verbal anchor]

You

[ruby zealot]

No

[indigo hull]

i didnt order no goddamn Tomatonator

[verbal anchor]

Dms in tminus five minutes

[verbal anchor]

Fine... i wont show you things i bought

[ruby zealot]

I'm sorry

[ruby zealot]

Saturn burger

[verbal anchor]

I'll show Glaggle instead

@indigo hull Dms

[indigo hull]

[proper crest]

[ruby zealot]

Glaggle send it to me later

[verbal anchor]

No

[indigo hull]

Mmmmnyo

[ruby zealot]

Fuck

[verbal anchor]

Ykw

I'll be nice Bitcheteer. Even when you dont

[prime canopy]

HUHH !!!!??????

[indigo hull]

John D. Rockefeller died two years before he would turn 100

[ruby zealot]

Huh?

[indigo hull]

The same year World War II started

John D Rockefeller almost witnessed both World Wars

Like let me put this into a better perspective

[ruby zealot]

Yknow jack Marston

[peak sentinel]

a lot of people witnessed both world wars

[storm whale]

John Standard Oil

[indigo hull]

Yeah but he also could’ve remembered the Mexican-American War

And could’ve served in the American Civil War

[coral token]

Do I need to tell people for the 50th time NOT to click links and to use 2FA

[ruby zealot]

What happened this time

[coral token]

Another stupid hack about girls in vc people keep falling for

18 bans today alone

Another one, make that 19

[prime canopy]

bruh ???

[iron wraith]

Hello :3

[prime canopy]

you're not gonna get girls this way 💀

[coral token]

We've probably lost like 100 members this way

[iron wraith]

Ohhhh whaaat

[low lintel]

RUNS ACROSS

[iron wraith]

Ewey

Scary

[indigo hull]

Banjo Kazooie

[urban valve]

lmao 😭

[carmine venture]

What?

[carmine venture]

Thats me

But what 💀

[proper crest]

;-;
Buh
Wait that’s so much tho ;-;

[ruby zealot]

Oh hi geese

[iron wraith]

I wanna know what half baked thing they call a brain cell would let them fall for that

[coral token]

Why do you think we have the sentence "check my bio" blacklisted

[proper crest]

Hai puppet :)
Hru

[proper crest]

Actually did not know that was blacklisted but makes sense

[indigo hull]

As a person half baked I take insult to that

[iron wraith]

I wanna be baked

[indigo hull]

I’m over here pondering why they never gave infantry blunderbusses to just cut down enemy lines

[peak sentinel]

because the range of a blunderbuss is fucked

[indigo hull]

You have a point

[obtuse willow]

it looks like i grabbed ragatha and put her in the deep fryer

[peak sentinel]

its like giving highly trained company of soldiers a high caliber nerf gun

[carmine venture]

But you can overload it
So with enough projectiles you will hit something

[iron wraith]

Bruh what haha

[indigo hull]

And you can put nails in it

I’m pretty sure that was a common load

If not please fact check me

[regal hemlock]

Wsg

[peak sentinel]

if youre even close enough and havent already been hit by a musket

[iron wraith]

[indigo hull]

It’s the definition of load if and hope you hit something g

[carmine venture]

Musket aren't a paragon of accuracy either

[stark onyx]

Wai wha

[indigo hull]

And you also have to remember buck and ball also existed as well

[peak sentinel]

but they have more range

[indigo hull]

And a well disciplined soldier can fire up to three shots a minute

Actually I don’t even have to say well disciplined

It was the norm for armies of the time

[fresh raven]

This is one of those sentences that doesnt need any more context around it.

[indigo hull]

And you have to imagine thousands of men firing volleys at each other at this rate

[fresh raven]

I read it, and immediately understood what that meant.

[iron wraith]

Bots

[storm whale]

and/or scammers/hackers

[peak sentinel]

all of the above

[storm whale]

pretty much

[iron wraith]

Yall i made a iced caramel coffee and ughhhhh im almost done with it

[carmine venture]

I actually had a bot dm me yesterday

[iron wraith]

Ew

[indigo hull]

Haven’t had that happen yet

[iron wraith]

Yucky E Bot

[indigo hull]

But I’ve had numerous try to friend me

[cunning ether]

How do you send in memes for the try not to laugh

[storm whale]

#ylyl-rules❗

[iron wraith]

#ylyl-rules❗

Just read it

🧠

[carmine venture]

It an art scam bot
You know generic sob story and stolen/ai art so the can steal your bank info

[ruby zealot]

Good wbu

[iron wraith]

Even more yucky

[indigo hull]

Didn’t realize those existed

[storm whale]

I've seen one or two

[indigo hull]

Thought they were all just 18+ shit

[storm whale]

they usually are but not always

[proper crest]

We good :)

[indigo hull]

Makes sense

[gritty temple]

GOOD LORD how do people fall for this stuff

[iron wraith]

Also welcome to the server you might notice we bully jimmy here alot

[indigo hull]

I’ve been on discord for six years now

[indigo hull]

I’ve been seeing bots for years

[carmine venture]

Oh yeah ive gotten a few
Its probably the most common but its easy to tell if you ask to see their previous work as it the have 0 correlate

[indigo hull]

Blessed are the cheesemakers

[coral token]

I'm not entirely sure how people fall for that

[carmine venture]

Absolutely 0 consistency

[iron wraith]

Hahaha

[iron wraith]

My favorite one ive made is this

[ruby zealot]

Don't forget this banger

[gritty temple]

Now that I think about it though I was great at falling for scams on Roblox and Club Penguin when I was younger

[storm whale]

💀

[ruby zealot]

Poor fitzy

[indigo hull]

Da Vinci could never recreate this

[ruby zealot]

Fuck the Mona Lisa we have this

[carmine venture]

Ive never been hacked but there was one time i got really close too

[storm whale]

same

[iron wraith]

Don't let shadow see that, they'll kill me

[ruby zealot]

kaisernein

[indigo hull]

More like Kaiserreich

[ruby zealot]

? ** **

[indigo hull]

-# amirite

[ruby zealot]

Ha good one

[carmine venture]

It was like an account report scam where a guy dms you that he accidentally reports you and your account will get deleted in 24 hours
They get you to dm a bot impersonating a discord dev

[ruby zealot]

Glaggle you know time it is...

WOULD YOU RATHER!

[indigo hull]

I get those on steam all the time

Have been for years

[iron wraith]

Oh boi fun

[tired lotus]

boo

[carmine venture]

I almost fell for it but luckily I had the battle iq to look up on YouTube about it
Funny enough i mentioned the video and they immediately blocked me

[ruby zealot]

Would you rather fight Godzilla while being in a mech OR fight 50 lizards that can breath fire (it's like lighters)

[indigo hull]

the 50 lizards

[iron wraith]

Def the lizards

[indigo hull]

I have a habit of blocking people I don’t know

[carmine venture]

Godzilla is beating my ass dude
1000% the lizards

[indigo hull]

This has saved me many times

[ruby zealot]

You get a cool ass sword

[proper crest]

Isn’t Godzilla a lizard

[bleak warren]

twist: i befriend the 50 lighter lizards, miniature charmander army

[carmine venture]

Radioactive lizard

[ruby zealot]

They are allergic to being friends and they die

[storm whale]

nobody here plays HOI I think

[proper crest]

Still a lizard

[bleak warren]

just like most reddit users

[indigo hull]

At this point it’s just the generic term for an Alternate History scenario where the Central Powers win World War 1

Hell even I’m guilty of this

[peak sentinel]

I do

[storm whale]

my apologies original gangster

[coral token]

🏋️‍♀️

[storm whale]

I was not aware of that

[indigo hull]

Favorite mod?

[peak sentinel]

Millennium Dawn

[bleak warren]

what's her @

[indigo hull]

Elite pick

Right now im waiting on one that’s adapting the world of Dead Ahead/Centaura

[peak sentinel]

Paradox game I play the most though is ck3

[indigo hull]

I need to get EUV

[carmine venture]

Yeah thats smart
I like to fuck with the bots sometimes though
Like the last one I sent them my entire collection of todo haircut memes

[peak sentinel]

make sure you have a good pc

[indigo hull]

Mine should be fine

[peak sentinel]

how much ram

[indigo hull]

I’m gonna be completely honest I forgot

[peak sentinel]

eu5 needs a minimum of 16gb

[indigo hull]

But it can run STALKER 2 Heart of Chornobyl just fine

[upbeat charm]

ragebaiting scam bots is so much fun

[carmine venture]

Jeez
Honestly the best way to get ram is to hope you can find some old pc that the seller will give you for $200

[peak sentinel]

I got my pc with 16gb for around $800

which is around the same price my old pc was, and my current one is like 10x better

[indigo hull]

I got mine for the same price

[ruby zealot]

Clover what's your favorite food and drink

[indigo hull]

From a damn Walmart

[carmine venture]

Ok dumb question
What is stalker?
Is it like rust or escape from tarkov or is it a solo survival game

[peak sentinel]

I got mine from best buy

[proper crest]

You

Clover

Hai

[indigo hull]

The one time I went to a Best Buy was to get my mother a gaming laptop

[peak sentinel]

one day I'll build my own computer

[upbeat charm]

raw carrots
and pink lemonade

[storm whale]

from what i understand it's like tarkov with mutated monsters

[carmine venture]

I got a high quality office pc for $500

[indigo hull]

I found two albums from The Who that I left with as well

My two personal favorites

The Who Sell Out and Who’s Next

[ruby zealot]

Really? No Spaghetti,fajitas, burgers, sushi, wings no nothing?

[upbeat charm]

raw carrots

[chilly siren]

I like trains

[proper crest]

Raw carrots
Interesting choice

[storm whale]

bunny coded

[upbeat charm]

crunchy

[indigo hull]

According to Minecraft they give you night vision

[chilly siren]

Have a good day goodbye

[proper crest]

Yees
Fair enough
We like bread

[woven flicker]

🦖

[verbal anchor]

CLOVER!!

[upbeat charm]

what kind of bread…

[ruby zealot]

BREAD

[proper crest]

Bread tbh
Any bread

[upbeat charm]

hello

[indigo hull]

God I wanna make my own sourdough

[verbal anchor]

Hallo!!!! How is the Clover?

[storm whale]

[upbeat charm]

clover likes garlic bread

[proper crest]

Clover has very good tastes

[upbeat charm]

good

[verbal anchor]

[storm whale]

garlic bread is amazing

[ruby zealot]

Chicken

[round gazelle]

hey unfortunately i don't have accesses to the meme channel but was wondering if any one has that one drawing of Leshy from Inscryption looking at the player hold a lot of cards at once

[indigo hull]

I’m gonna hate trying to describe American biscuits

To distinguish them with what the British call it

[round gazelle]

dry

[upbeat charm]

it is

[storm whale]

garlic bread my beloved ❤️

[proper crest]

Yuh

[verbal anchor]

Puppeteer

Check dms

[ruby zealot]

I'm yearning for relaxing, food and love everything a simple person needs

[carmine venture]

Ill have to look at the specs of my pc when I get home
It runs what games I play decently well

[ruby zealot]

I did

[verbal anchor]

And you didn't respond? Smh

[ruby zealot]

What do I say damn?
Oh wait that's a good idea

[verbal anchor]

Idk

[carmine venture]

Not me checking dms like anyone likes talking to me

[upbeat charm]

think again...

[proper crest]

Awh
We arent very talkative ):

[carmine venture]

Forgot you even dmed me

[ruby zealot]

Putting clover, geese and rosé in a sandwich

[carmine venture]

Oh wait you're not who I was thinking of

[upbeat charm]

can i be lettuce

[proper crest]

O
That would be a very large sandwich

[carmine venture]

Calling it fat?

[ruby zealot]

Sure