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I didn't work for it
It's not mine so I can't use it
Go to bed
Or I’ll bite you (with affection and kindness)
You worked for it by being my friend, you deserve the help
but its a fund raise for you
I can't im bleeding from my foot
Omar she can’t
No
you deserve no medical debt
No you don't understand it's hard to explain
Fine then I won’t give you money
I'm cooked but I'll handle it myself
I’ll give you a plane ticket to Scotland
Why can’t u just accept help from ppl
Thank you

we are happy to help where we can
NO
It’s like free money to help yourself
I don't like free money
throwing u to scotland
If I don't work for it I don't deserve it
Throwing you to Iceland
That's just how my brain works
Throwing you to Russia
Wait me too I want to go to Iceland
🍪
My foot doesn't hurt anymore that's good
Aight
YAHOO
thats gud
Well it’s us helping you out, because we want to
But my brain won't LET me accept monetary support that I don't work for
I know it seems like I'm being stubborn but it's just really hard to explain and I'm also light headed and scared
do rest when you get the chance
Good idea I'm gonna sleep in the ambulance
Or try to
just try if not dms are open
Thank you
your a friend
Hey you're also MY friend what a coincidence
das crazy
Lay down please
I am
Sorry I had to vanish I was dealing with an absolute fucking moron
Uh oh
Don’t worry situation is mostly under control
Worst case scenario someone ends up with a black eye and it won’t be me
As you can tell I’m mildly pissed off lol, sorry
Dms are open if u need
Hey I was gonna say that
You fricker
AMBLANPS IS HERE
You focus on healing
Don't let them take me 
U gotta go and ill be here if u need
They're gonna put weird tools in my foot and poke my arm with needles
I don't like needles or weird tools that go in my foot
I have to go now bye bye 
Cya
Oh they called an ambulance
I woulda just recommended tying it up and taking someone’s car
Because murica fuck you you’re injured we’re gonna take all your money while you can’t even work
Imma pray america becomes a state of canada
Sadly even they wouldn’t want this
I’d call us a dumpster fire but that’s offensive to dumpsters everywhere
Throwing u to canada
Nah I like my area too much, I don’t think I could move away any time soon
Free healthcare
Unless more shit keeps happening then I will change soon to now
ted 2
I’d likely still have to pay for my medicines lol, and thank the goddess my parents have decent insurance
Yes and no
Estrogen a def yes and I have no idea about the diabetes supplies since there’s a lot of em
I think they are like a few bucks
Here is 7.70 for concession and max of 25 bucks per subscription
And my insulin pump too yeah same results
Another reason I’m glad to have my parents good health insurance, only till I’m 26 due to laws apparently (which is dumb but I got plenty of time to figure it out)
Fair for me ive got free public healthcare forever (yippee)
good morning my dudes
Aut
Ke
Hru
Kennedy 
Worried about a friend and holding back a crash out ngl (unrelated to said friend)
Hbu
🫂
I feel chicken sandwich
Huh
Chicken sandwich
Allo Spider
How are you today
Chicken sandwich
Wbu
Good point
I agree with this message
I'm alright
A little tired

Good Morning
You passed out 9 hours ago
FACK YOU MEAN TIRED

I'm always tired anyway
Hey guys
I'm doped up on pin meds WOOOOOOOO
Pain*
My foot is all stitched up

AND APPARENTLY I STILL HAVE INSURANCE?!?!
I was not aware of this
I thought your insurance was annulled when you turn 18 but I was wrong
And also turns out It broke my foot 
Why
Awww fart
I'm not in a good mood today
Why not
Turns honbon into a butt
So true
Nothing changed
Hi gang
Speak your wisdom
You boob

Turns demon into a lemon
That is my wisdom

No more golfing



I need to shit 
I DON'T CARE

I do

Same bro
Inconsiderate honley
They're such a doo doo butt fart

Later
Going out
Mhm we gotta go shopping
I was kidding, I'm going to bed in like 30 mins - an hour
Explode
Floob, kill Honley
Bring me back donuts
IT'S DONUT THURSDAY!!!!
Depends if they get me my donuts
Floob genuinely reminding me about donut Thursday


Fine
Ewwww my foot looks gross
Who even are you
I broke my foot with glass like an hour(ish) ago
Only broke in big chunks so I didn’t get cut somehow
WHO IS THIS GUY
Bobbythere obviously
Oh my fault og
Smh
New gens
Dam
I'm sorryyyyyyyy
Telling demon lemon cat to BAN you
Mane

Foot broken 

Oh geez it broke from that? Damn I’m sorry to hear that
I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO BOWLING TODAYYYYY WAAAAAAHHHHH
If there’s any way I can help let me know
Apparently my insurance wasn't annulled after I turned 18 so I'm aight
Most bowling places have those ramps, mainly for kids but they can help
BUT THATS CHEATING
Phew, offer still stands
Never in a million years
You use your money on yourself
You don’t have to have bumpers, and the ramps there since the normal way would be too difficult. Besides let’s you still play
I use them 
Imma just get a wheelchair and bowl from it
More than just monetary help seriously if you need anything at all I’ll do my best to help
Oh oki

I'm doped up on some serious pain meds
I only used them as a kid, because they looked like dinosaurs back then and it was so cool
Yeah I bet lol
WAIT I WAS ALSO SUPPOSED TO SEE MY GRANNY LATER
I don't actually use them but I used to
5:44 am should I still try sleep
SMH
YES
Aw mannn she's gonna be so disappointed that they made me do drugs 
I SHOULDNT EVEN BE AWAKE RN EITHER
But I took a four hour nap earlier
Go to sleep pretty lady 
Pain meds are different, they’re not drugs in the way you’re thinking
Besides I’m sure she’d understand
Not the way I think, the way she thinks
She's uhhhh
Very anti pharma
I'm gonna ask a nurse if I can shave my beard real quick it's bothering me
I’ll transport the beard to myself

You can have it
Disregard her
She's my granny I cant
Hell yesh even more beard on top of my beard
Take my tiny facial hairs too I don’t want em either
Ermmm they don't exist
That just means don’t listen to her about it dw
Because I said so
Yes give me all the facial hair you don’t need
You can also have my arm and leg hair
I'm sleepy
Oughhhhhh
I don’t understand people who don’t trust medical professionals, like 100s of years of research and breakthroughs, with things that are highly tested before they are even considered to be given to people just for someone to see a Facebook meme with 0 source and they just say yeah no fuck that
She believes that faith in Christ is all one needs and using pharmaceuticals is an act of defying the lord
To be fair I was raised by a nurse so I know a lot more about this than most but like damn


Not your mom right?
She's very VERY scottish
Of all things I’ve heard tonight, that is one of the most insane bullshit things that I’ve seen
Sorry not scottish
Brain is fucked
My granny is jamaican
My grandma is scottish

Yeah it’s her, my dad is in the medical field too
And my sister is now too
Wow
I mean you got a lot on your mind rn makes sense
You're my favorite person here, did you know that? 
It’s almost like I was destined to also be in the medical field
The hell bro?
I was also originally destined to be a boy so like
To be fair she is literally my idol and my first real friend

This does make more sense

._.
I don’t know if I’m the best idol material but I care about ya
YOU FRICKING PRETTY LADY YOU'RE THE REASON I ACCEPT MYSELF FOR WHO I AM GRRRR
Give yourself more credit woman
I need to shup I talk too much
Guh
The fuck they give me? Truth serum or some shit?
Ewww I can hear myself blinking
wat
Sorry I'm yapping so I don't fall asleep
One time, I was up for 48 hours straight
Probably just the pain meds or something
you should rest anyways
I feel very talkative
Which is weird because I'm mute
I know they’re not drugs in that way but idk exactly how they work lol
Take this
in times of need
Blows up with mind
WAT
No blowing up allowed
I say my family is the one in the medical field but I am just a girl who draws pictures on the internet I don’t know everything medical
I drew how the glass broke my foot in the way they described to me
🫴 🥕

Thank you veem-voom
:>
np buny
uhuhhhh hi bunny
hi vermont
hi shark
hi arie
Too fricking bad you edible bnuy
WAT
hi popcorn
I'll get a good check next week
Instead of custard or boring icing, what if they filled a donut with pudding
Henlo
Mmmmmm
What if instead of creamer, we used chocolate syrup for coffee
Well it did yesterday when I made it
Hmm, I guess I could try it
But make sure to not add too much or it just becomes a caffeinated hot chocolate
There are syrups that baristas put in coffee after all
Exactlyyyyy
I'm a sucker for caramel
Im actually not a fan of caramel
I am a sucker for caramel apples though
Those are great
I should really get going to bed I gotta wake up early ish to help out with the daaaawg
The goober cooper
Alrighty night night pretty lady

Feel better or I swear to hylia I will make you so cozy

night shark
Hey don't threaten me with coziness I'll break my foot again
-# I was gonna do it anyways I just needed to attach something to my get well soon
-# hehe okayyyy gn pretty lady
Gay
I'm joking obviously
Meanie

Idk according to some guy on the internet being straight is pretty gay
My boyfriends might be gay for each other but that doesn't count
Nope
Uh huh

I'm drugged out my head and you seem evil so imma eat you
Go to bed its late
Hi puppy 🫂
fart
i got stuck
hi stupid
Excuse you
hi
hru
thats not good
AINT NO WAY
Wsg chat
sum slight sum slight
LMAO
FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT

"so whatcha look like?"
[Insert goofy ass kid]
"Sum slight sum slight"
"....get the fuck out my dms"
YEA
I'm pass out now

well damn night arie
I’ve always been so curious about why nasa randomly stopped exploring the ocean and then tried to find us a way to live on Mars
It’s so weird
they found it.
Found what exactly
THE ONE PIECE RAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
THE ONE PIECE IS REAAAAAAL
Bro you don’t know how funny this is while being fried at 6:20 am
CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER?!
Fuck yea i can
SO HIGHHH
Gn everyone
Should i take what is known as a blinker
Gn
ain't no way
There is a way
lmao
No
Hello
Yes and the way is by me reaching my hand over and grab my yart
Big brain
Rock
You would like a friend I have
Beep
Scabop
What if you were made of wasabi coated peas
He'd be spicy?
That, but not what I was initially going for
im sorry jimmy
Wasipeas?
What?
Hello
Wait a minute... Dexter Morgan? I won't take my eyes off you.
Lowkey my bro came up with a fire idea
Stand ready for my arrival worm
So we both find eating non edible things to be hilarious
Do you also find it dangerous?

I love freaking people out by putting handfuls of coins in my mouth, and pretending to swallow, and he once did a tier list that he posted to YouTube where he ate, and ranked paint flavors
Oh..

So he came up with an idea in where we start a YouTube channel where we just eat random bullshit, like the LA Beast
Are you sure
What are yalls thoughts on this. Fire, or fire?
Well that was the wrong reply
This rubber duck in vegas
Fuck
That’s part of the fun


Wdym
I still can't rob a bank He isn't even from the USA XD
Explaining would likely turn into some kinda anarchist rant, which is no topic for here
Oh
Hold on... Say that again?
Ah i get it

25 years no probation lmao
Eat dirt, maul the waiter at chilis, steal
English only
Wake up
Shit
Get out of bed
Oh yeah you shot a cop during that I sentence you to death
HOW WILL THE BLIND PEOPLE UNDERSTANDDDD
See
Lmao
You can't catch me if I don't do it in your country
fire idea
Hang up
can you post the image that i js sent you in dms and give me creds
Ngl only time I answer out of area numbers is if I gotta burp
No caller id means you’re getting no words
And what country might that be in
You'd be in that place, but without the "S"
aw dang it
sup tech wsg
Nothing much
Wbu
hi fany
Lemme see
Pup
same here
Shoutout to e six twenty one dot net
Ah i can just call the dentist on you
yo glaggle
What do you mean?
Where do you want me to post it
If im correct and its the uk idk i heard that people from there had bad teeth
Oh... hehehehe, I'm not from the UK, although I do went last summer to Scotland, nice place.
The famous red notice 
Now i have no clue
Hru though Tech Prius
Bored
Wbu
Okey, okey... I'm from Spain.
Not bad, playing the switch rn
1 or 2?
The first one
Okey, nice
Ohhhh now it makes more sense
How are u active since its like almost the break time for u spanish
I'm in college, class times are different depending of the carrer
Also, I'm from an island closer to the west, so it is like 12:08 here
I have to give a presentation about Michael Jackson tomorrow. And I can't take it seriously because of all the memes XD
I drink pizza I eat soda
Just watched a video of a guy rolling a blunt in like 4 seconds, and than ate the whole thing
I’ve never been so inspired
anywhere'
To roll a blunt in less than 4 seconds and eat it?
No. I only do edibles, but I’m just inspired by pure professional bullshit
EAT a blunt?
I mean, according to your pfp you are a goat, so you can eat a can of soda without any problem
Why would he eat it 😭😭😭
saw a guy smoke a cig in under 5 seconds
Like rolling a blunt in 4 seconds is crazy speed, and than he just looked the camera man dead in the eyes, and took that bitch down in 2 bites
took the word edibles to another level
sup kit
Menace to the game
hi ken
Hiiii p
thanks @unreal kiln
Lmao fair
fish
Yo
hsif
Mr. Poogus O' Poop (Fartsune)
Ken
Hru
Goojerat
GUJARAT?!
Yeah this is based on a spelling of it I seen on a British regimental flag
It seems there are some things in the English language that I still don't understand...
Same flag also spells Punjab and Punjaub
YAY IM UNTIMED OUT!!!
hello everyone and everything
EVERYONE CHECK #🤖-jimmyherebot
What did you did?
tryed to ping jimmy here
Meh... Fair
check #🤖-jimmyherebot
I saw it, that was pretty funny though
lol
hello lottery dia
Beep
Hallo
hello floobquest
Hidey
Stand ready for my dance, worm.
You’re off to the Diet of Worms
Hi floob :3
goosemeowning
Dudes with brick allergies when I hit them with a walnut
i’m down 3.2 dollars
if Jefferson was on the 2 Dollar Bill, then should John Adams be on the 3 Dollar Bill?
people who are lactose intolerant when i feed them a neutron star
GODDAMMIT
THEY LEFT ME TO DIE IN LEIPZIG
Hello!
Add me?
I did already dingus
you
Take the facking cookie
No u take it it
NO YOU TAKE IT
no u take it you worm

takes it and runs away
🦅
Guys I need huzz advice
I dated this girl for 3 days
And I think she still likes me
Wht do I do
My first advice is to not call them huzz
Well keep dating her gg ez
Maybe more brain rotted
But idk if she actually likes me back
Is she just dating you for fun wdym
I’m not dating her currently
Ah I see I see
I dated her for 3 days she said she got with me because her friends told her to but when we did date it sounded real
Well just ask her
Unless you stopped dating within 1 month cause you might sound desperate
But what if she doesn’t like me
Exploding cactus
Then you move on
grenactus
There’s nothing else you can really do, you can’t force somebody to like you
Rip my granny she got hit by a bazooka
How old are you
14
This sounds like the relationships people in my middle school had
Frrrrr
It is
I want to play Outlast Trials but I’m waiting for a phone call sigh
Can we just invent androids that will take my phone calls for me
No more AI image generation I want an AI to do scawy phone calls ;(
i beat Kaub on GnB
Hell yea
idk how but i did it
and then Leipzig (a map thats very easy and one I have done many times) i got left behind

Woah they added a voice chat icon to the display names
What did the Cactus ever do?
Blub glub
I am under water, please help, I am drowning. Save me
I am under the water
Hi guys
Explode
you found me
i keep doing that
Fair enough
i gotta stop using swords on the zombies with the barrels
My foot kinda hurts
I don't feel like it today
Just as Guts and Blackpowder intended you always melee the barrel zombies
No I was explaining what the cactus did
Ah I see
Also explode
neuron activation sees zombie head, says to hit it with sword

💥
Teehee 
Y e s 
We doing a mild amount of exploding
You super silly creature thing
Yes yes yes that is me I'm silly hi 
🥄
hi
Howdy
Hello
Pluh
Anyone here play slay the spire 2
nah



💨
Hawk tuah
Get out
🙁
it’s ok
what am i supposed to do about it?
peak pfp
Something

I'm gonna throw a coin off the top of Mount Everest to see if it hits anyone
pls don’t
dew it
HOWEVER
It did roll into a tumbling snowball that seems to be getting bigger and bigger
:/
Sounds fine unless someone is within the path of the growing snowball
Chicken sandwich

Wow

im with capybaras rn this is LIT
I remember when maid outfit was first introduced and it wasn’t on Spotify WHICH SUCKED. So I had to keep going to the video just to listen to it
SEND PICS NOW!!!
Thinking about how someone on the Artemis II actually did the 67 hand motion thing after being asked to on live stream
What timeline are we in
The one where Napoleon happened
cringe
I don’t like 67, but I still find it insane that someone IN ORBIT OF THE FUCKING MOON ACTUALLY DID IT
Don't let the negative thoughts let you doubt
HELLO?
Wsg
WHAT
And the fact the second man on the moon was alive to possibly witness it
Sup gaggle
I am
How far we’ve fallen



I can’t text in memes yet 😭
I joined 2 days ago 😭
Rip
I have been here since 2022 (technically 2021 but I left and came back)
Gotta say I haven’t chatted here that much even now it’s rare
Well I left and came back a couple times
I first joined in November of 2025
And left on dec 29 joined back on Jan 7 left Feb 14 and joined back 2 days ago
Sounds like quite the journey
Welp my time has come once more to depart from this chat for now
☎️
I will return in a full month likely lol
hi
Its early mornin for Americans
Fuck
Im thinking of changing my pfp
But im gonna get bullied snd callled a furry
mmm, desk fan
Ik it’s early morning here I live in America
Ty
I would have to steal art tho because i cant fuccking draw
The pfp i have i did in a shitty Photoshop
My pfp I did not draw
And idk if im ready to part ways with ot
what about my pfp
It’s a clip in the walten files
Yes I know the character
✋🥹🤚
Absolute cinema
I want the witch sheep
Tuff
Or rosemary as sha
My wife
thats right
My wife

i dont have a wife cuz im chopped
🦭


Fuck 
I need to find my currect pfp photo somewhere
I cant find it for the death of me so i have in in case
Bon trust ✋🥹🤚
Then Shaw ✋🥹🤚
When I get perms I gotchu I can get you a witch sheep pfp
Because i aint paying for nitro to get a custom discord profile
And also debating if its worth it to get bullied by my friends and called a furry
And the mean f word because sha is a she
Js tell them that it’s a wf character
Wf?
Walten files
If you give context na
If ur worried abt that make it Bon or more notable character the prop won’t call you a furry
If we doing that then I would do foxy
It was a typo I meant Bon
Which aint helping me
And also I care more about sha or witch sheep
Yea
As you should
I’m more of a pumpkin rabbit person
And Bon person
Ik im a basic bitch
Anyway i need to figure out how to get my pfp
Blehhh
real

huzzzah I finished typing before you !
I saw puppeteer typing -w-
Oh
whu?
You
i'm lurking, I'm stalking , when you least expect it
me?

Yes
creepysette
whats up
The sky
Cosette.exe, the creepypasta
What's going on lol
The sky is falling
the fall is skying
Yes!
the sky is skying
Precisely
and London Bridge is falling
Average Jimmyhere moments
Imagine image perms
imagine perms

"Job had one bro" ahh

Job did have one bro. He died sadly
grapeshot at Salamanca
Hai Kennedy
Hi

Chat I'm joining a karate club 😄
Good for u but Holy
Karate years
Worst of mu life
Why worst
Not a place or time to talk about it

good morning gays
Belo
Good morning
Rello
Kaub
hi rib
morning
Wsp guys
Weast

I hate watching stinkin kids
Sorth
Bubble TADC has been reported deceased
I woke up to a leaf blower at the back door almost inside
What was you first thought when you woke up
then woke up again
Schrodinger
Booble
Oooh she said boob
on this day in 1865 the Civil War effectively ended when the Army of Northern Virginia surrendered at Appomattox Court House
If that was his name he would’ve lived
and in 1917 the Canadians began their assault on Vimy Ridge
Ts rocks :3
this event is the first step in the larger Battle of Arras
WSP DWEEBS

YURIIIIIIII
basedbasedbasedvasedbasedbasedbasedbased
why are cookies so damn good

on this day in 193 AD Septimius Severus was proclaimed Roman Emperor while in Illyria
beginning the Severan Dynasty of the Roman Empire
I’m freee
as a bird?
Idk
All I know is I do to have babysit
Yo these chuds
Empty Mountain Dew bottles everywhere
Hello chat, how are we?
good
⚰️
Dead
Rib
Alive
Stand ready for my arrival, worm(s).
Biting you
rosé mc today?
Gasp
Hm
Maybe
Biting you too
Hru?
Petrol Oil 😔 🥀
ACK
Ye song
Please don't bite others
I’m thinking
Good morning !!
About?
Lots of things
Yo anyone know if there's a rain world discord server? And if so could they give me the link 🥺
Fair enough
You could just like google it
You know most Napoleonic soldiers were actually drilled to be able to fire at least three shots a minute out of a musket
That’s a shot every 20 seconds
Ooh haven't thought of that before lol thx
What a profile picture
Me too
Yeah now imagine like 150 soldiers firing in volley at that rate
more like a few thousand
Fake
I’m going with the numbers of an average company
Im going off how many would be on a field at a given time during a battle
I know lol
And PTSD very much existed at the time
But it’s medical term was literally known as ‘nostalgia’
🧐
hi shadow
hello

Pluh
BOOOO
Agh
ShAADDUP
Is it normal to put Tabasco on pop tarts?
nothing about you is normal

can i ask some higher-ups here something
do you all keep a record of old YLYL submissions
maybe.
does anyone wanna play bedrock with me
I would be surprised if you did
i mean we do
trey sorry for pushing you off
but i am not gonna go find a video for someone
do you then have "ah" in Every Time I Laugh, I Lose $100 from Sep 18th, 2025, timestamp 4:36, on record?
oh man
PFFT
i don't get paid enough to do allat /j
Find my pages ahh request
and almost killing you with a creeper
lmao
and then stealing your stuff
creeper, oh man

Hello Bronzene
so we back in the mine
if anyone would have even a bit of time for that, i would be more than grateful for all of you
hi bromichle
when i was a kid i thought that was the original song 😍
I think you’ll have to search for it yourself
it's so easy to search for a video
How are you, hydrobromic acid
just search the title or take a screenshot and use google lens to find it
too bad the creator watermark didn't exist back then
title is two letters btw
good what about you bromine
I saw that typo
if i wasn going to search it before, i am not going to now
REPO timeeee
idk what you mean, i just know the bot silenced you ❤️
Touché
I’m pretty tired so I’m going to take a nap, Bronavirus
damn brovincible



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