general

[ruby zealot]

Its his love language

[upbeat copper]

With love and affection

[indigo hull]

you'll get used to it

[zinc frigate]

That’s fair lol, I do stream way late

[ruby zealot]

He shows he cares for us with his bites and sometimes balding us...or marinating us...mostly me

[upbeat copper]

No I just hadn't slept in 2 days

[woven cloud]

So its normal for anyone or him to just bite someone or smth-

[zinc frigate]

Girl… you gotta sleep

[urban valve]

Rabies

[ruby zealot]

Yeah

[lusty gorge]

Hydro

[woven cloud]

Thats cool

[indigo hull]

28 Days Later

[upbeat copper]

ITS HARD BECAUSE I CANT SLEEP WITHOUT BEING AROUND PEOPLE

[lusty gorge]

Hi Koro Sensei

[indigo hull]

The Blight

[ruby zealot]

Sometimes I'm glad I don't live in london

[zinc frigate]

Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me juuuuuuuuuuuuuuustaguy

[ruby zealot]

Or America

[woven cloud]

So im gonna rhyme im with ink

[indigo hull]

chat i think i know what Musket im finna buy

[zinc frigate]

Knock everyone out

[upbeat copper]

But that's evil

[ruby zealot]

Knock them out with hugs

[woven cloud]

I gave up

[urban valve]

The one that uses gun powder

[upbeat copper]

And not very ladylike

[lusty gorge]

Haha you fool you can't put that many u's in my name anymore for the font I'm currently using shortened it

[indigo hull]

yeah to blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man

[zinc frigate]

You fool I intended to put even more

[lusty gorge]

Me fool

[bleak warren]

tally ho lads

[woven cloud]

Wat

[lusty gorge]

Nature cat?

[zinc frigate]

I forgot to save in legends arkoos lol, I gotta go back in and get 2 pokemon

[thin prairie]

CAPTAIN SMUDGE

[ruby zealot]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SMUDGE I'M GOING TO TURN INTO A ENGLISH MAN

[bleak warren]

responding to what Glaggle is referencing

[thin prairie]

[woven cloud]

Kaboom

[indigo hull]

i've narrowed it down to either a Brown Bess or a Model 1795 Springfield

[zinc frigate]

YAAAAAR

[bleak warren]

today is chewsday innit

[urban valve]

Oh

[woven cloud]

YAR I MATEY

[coral token]

Hello 🖐🏻hello 🖐🏻hello 🖐🏻hello 🖐🏻

[zinc frigate]

Gosh why does Pokemon home take so long to save

[ruby zealot]

Thales stop being so thalessing

[urban valve]

Flood,

[upbeat copper]

Hi hi hi hi hi 🫂

[urban valve]

This is thalassment again

[lusty gorge]

🏴‍☠️🦜

[woven cloud]

Hello to yew 2, shirgaborganon smth smth, HIII

[indigo hull]

alternatively i buy one of the few American Civil War rifles the website offers

[urban valve]

What a great metaphor

[woven cloud]

[indigo hull]

do you keep your blunderbuss loaded with tacks?

[coral token]

Arf

[upbeat copper]

Meow!

[lusty gorge]

I keep me treasure hidden within the waters of the Bermuda triangle, lad!

[indigo hull]

like a real pirate

wait actually i got it

im buying a damn Kentucky Rifle

[upbeat copper]

I don't trust you with a gun

[indigo hull]

i trust myself

ive handled them before

[lusty gorge]

Ion trust him near sticks shaped like Guns
Probably gonna do some voodoo shit and make it a real gun

[urban valve]

Gattle of bettsyburg

[upbeat copper]

That's not voodoo, that would be either hoodoo or witchcraft

[indigo hull]

I could get an 1861 Springfield rifle too

[urban valve]

Sour score and feven years ago

[upbeat copper]

The glattle of glaggleland

[urban valve]

Simpson

[indigo hull]

Rattle of Borke's Drift

[indigo hull]

could be Springfield, Massachusetts

its where the name comes from

[urban valve]

No the simpsons is real

[indigo hull]

in the early US Springfield, MA and Harper's Ferry, VA (now WV) were the two major armories and firearm producers

[upbeat copper]

My tummy feels weird

No burger

[ruby zealot]

Holy shit it's April 7th! Yknow what that means

[bleak warren]

what does that mean

[indigo hull]

On this day in 451 AD Attila the Hun razed Metz

[urban valve]

Yesterday was the 6th

[ruby zealot]

Read 17776

No glaggle not 1776

[indigo hull]

Oh and another fun fact

The Hungarian capital of Budapest used to be two separate cities

Buda and Pest

[ruby zealot]

Huh

Interesting

[indigo hull]

Yeah Buda is on the western side of the Danube and Pest is on the eastern side

Alright so most of us know the legend of how Rome got its name

But if we take into account both Romulus and Remus, did we really miss out on it being called Reme?

The Reman Empire?

It’s what’s keeping me up in the night times

[thorny arch]

hello people

what if i were to tell you that i am a salesman

[indigo hull]

💥

Death of a Salesman

[drowsy bridge]

Doing the wordle

[remote dock]

It's official I've become a beautiful agent of democracy

[indigo hull]

And Groningen has fallen to the undead

[drowsy bridge]

I’m so out of it bruh, the word was ||“dense”|| and my mind pronounced it as ||“den-si”||

In case anyone hasn’t done the wordle yet

[indigo hull]

back to writing

[gritty temple]

Wordle has this effect on the mind jfhdjdhd

[urban valve]

Tordle

[indigo hull]

Turdle

[drowsy bridge]

Horsle

Have y’all tried out horsle?

[indigo hull]

Honsle

[jade sail]

Strike a pose on a Cadillac

[green solar]

I hate school🥹

[ruby zealot]

Sometimes I wonder why I hate 6-1 then I replay it

I genuinely have a hatred for 6-1,4-3 and 8-3

[indigo hull]

it tries to capitalize on something that by extent is already stupid af

in turn somehow making it even dumber

in 50 years psychologists will be studying this shit

[rotund dome]

Waht

[real python]

He's smart basically

[urban valve]

yo how did you join recently and already lost reaction perms

😭

[ruby zealot]

Insane

[bleak warren]

i think it was last night, bro reacted to a bunch of messages in a row and Thales hit the funny button

[indigo hull]

ive seen it happen

[urban valve]

big red button

[burnt merlin]

It's always these damn welcomers..

[bleak warren]

we were all pink roles once

those who learn stick around

those who don't are not missed for long

[prime spoke]

imagine staying

for years

[bleak warren]

who would do that?

must be insane

[urban valve]

sounds like too much commitment

[prime spoke]

losers prob

[ruby zealot]

Sup nell

[prime spoke]

wsg

[ruby zealot]

Nothing much you?

[prime spoke]

same, tired

[ruby zealot]

Damn

[urban valve]

get out of here

nobody wants your discord

[bleak warren]

yeah nah this isn't the place for that

[indigo hull]

literally says in the chanel topic

[coral token]

what did i miss

[teal spear]

I see how it is

[bleak warren]

bro was trying to sell a discord?

[teal spear]

Where can I do it

[coral token]

for how much?

i have 2 dollar

[coral token]

another server ❤️

[indigo hull]

are auction servers actually a thing?

[left sierra]

Shockingly, yes

[coral token]

if selling instagram accounts is a thing, sure, why not

[stray drum]

bleh

[indigo hull]

i used to work for an auctioneer

payed decent

show up every saturday and earn forty bucks

[left sierra]

...anyways, I'm done work

[indigo hull]

hi done work im glaggle

[left sierra]

Nice to meet cha

[indigo hull]

guy named cha: nice to meet you too

[left sierra]

Neat

[urban valve]

zebra

[indigo hull]

Cuirassier

[burnt merlin]

White horse

I ate the stripes

[urban valve]

I just got ping by an everyone ping and it said "say hi to jimmy" so i thought it was from here

[burnt merlin]

The gates of hell would open if everyone got pinged here 🪦

[indigo hull]

indeed

[urban valve]

meh

[indigo hull]

actually tbf it doesnt really happen when he announces things

[urban valve]

I would say "SILENCEEEE" and everyone would do so because i have aura

[indigo hull]

id get the tried and true method, grapeshot

[burnt merlin]

Lowk that'd be hell mostly for smudge and thales

Unless they put a 10 min slow mode or something

[urban valve]

which I woukd be immune to

[zinc frigate]

[mystic sand]

Does anyone need a Great Dane and live in Maryland

[urban valve]

wut

[mystic sand]

I work a a shelter

[burnt merlin]

Hyyyydrooooo

[urban valve]

so ur going server to server asking

whatever floats your boat ig

[bleak warren]

i wouldn't trust a stranger on discord to take good care of a dog

[zinc frigate]

Idk if jimmycords the best place to ask, people are all over. Try like looking up groups on like Facebook or something that are in the area

[zinc frigate]

[burnt merlin]

Hru? :3

[zinc frigate]

Tired lol, wishing I was being productive yet not actually trying to be productive. Hbu

[burnt merlin]

Same

[zinc frigate]

[ruby zealot]

Ughhh I'm so bored....

[mystic sand]

You do realize everyone everyone who adopts the dogs here are strangers 🧍‍♂️

[left sierra]

Im going home to go play peggle

[burnt merlin]

🫂

[bleak warren]

yeah but like, you can see them face to face

you can't tell anything about someone behind a discord account

[burnt merlin]

At least you see them in person though

Eyes convey thoughts

[mystic sand]

They come into the shelter to adopt them…

[bleak warren]

yes and they can't do that here

so if someone was obviously not a good person IRL

you would not be able to tell that here

[burnt merlin]

Now that my chem teacher isn't saying that it sounds kinda corny, but it's true
At least half true

[zinc frigate]

My thing was more of I don’t think anyone from here even near Maryland, there’s better places online to ask than here

[indigo hull]

what the fuck is a Maryland

[urban valve]

im going crazy

[south raven]

It's the land of the Maries

[urban valve]

theres no mobs around me and im hearing sheeps pigs and birds

[quick bay]

hello

[ruby zealot]

Hi arevin

[burnt merlin]

I was cra-
I was then taken out back and shot in the head 50 times

[south raven]

Heyo!

[zinc frigate]

I’m just around the corner making all the sounds rn, convincing right?

[urban valve]

100%

[burnt merlin]

Bnyu!1!

[south raven]

The whole phrase gets deleted by automod which is funny

[urban valve]

IM IN THE MENU AND ITS STILL DOING IT

[zinc frigate]

Baaaa oink oink squawk

[coral token]

Boo

[burnt merlin]

Hmmm I wonder why
Surely no one would've spammed it

[quick bay]

so do i gotta type alot to post my art in #art

[coral token]

About a week

If you're active

[south raven]

Yeah, it's like playing that one song in a guitar shop

You'll get kicked out

[indigo hull]

theres several

[indigo hull]

Wonderwall is definitely one of them

[urban valve]

stairway to heaven, seven nation army the list goes on

[indigo hull]

a shame too because Oasis genuinely has other bangers that Wonderwall

[urban valve]

arguably feel good inc

[quick bay]

can i ask yalls favorite bands?

[urban valve]

i dont listen to bands tbh

[quick bay]

oh

[ruby zealot]

She listens to paint

[burnt merlin]

Uuuuuhhh
Was it stairway to heaven or smth like that?

[quick bay]

I listen to Linkin Park, Alice In chains, Nirvana, I Prevail, Stone Temple Pilots, and Dead by sunrise

[south raven]

Master of puppets might get people to roll their eyes at you

[indigo hull]

Puppet of Masters

[south raven]

Some bars also have a banned song list

[ruby zealot]

...master of...puppets?

[south raven]

Same general song list already said

[ruby zealot]

[indigo hull]

4:20 pm

[burnt merlin]

I wonder if there's any banned karaoke songs
Like because they're tired of hearing them all the time

[lusty gorge]

🚬

[ruby zealot]

I just remembered wheres Lafayette

[lusty gorge]

Time to get high at 4:20

[south raven]

There are some pretty obnoxious ones

[indigo hull]

What do you know about my boy Jean Lafitte?

[burnt merlin]

'Dont stop believing', 'Stairway to heaven', 'Sweet Caroline' and the list goes on
Yeah makes sense

[ruby zealot]

No it's a name of a member here well was a name they changed it to sinclair

Ik it's a joke

But still

[burnt merlin]

They're not banned btw, just discouraged or requested to be retired by karaoke hosts

[burnt merlin]

Oh yeah, I haven't seen them in a while

[ruby zealot]

Last message was two months ago

[drowsy bridge]

I gotta talk to someone about prom bruh

[upbeat copper]

Mmm black coffee

[ruby zealot]

They aren't even banned or smth

[drowsy bridge]

im a week late for signup and i havr to ask if it’s too late

[ruby zealot]

Ohhhhh prom ꉂ(ˊᗜˋ*)ʱªʱªʱª

[drowsy bridge]

i really dont want to go but my parents are making me

its too expensive

[ruby zealot]

I remember my first prom
-# no I don't I didn't even have one I'm making this shit up

[drowsy bridge]

HAPPY BART DAY @upbeat charm

[upbeat copper]

I remember my first

[drowsy bridge]

[indigo hull]

I never went to prom

[ruby zealot]

[indigo hull]

Didn’t give a fuck about it

[ruby zealot]

Based

[upbeat copper]

It was also my last

[burnt merlin]

Lowk same I think

[ruby zealot]

Honestly I don't even want a prom they suck

[indigo hull]

I’m gonna go fight Mother Nature

She’s pissing me off with this wind

[ruby zealot]

When are you fighting father time?

[burnt merlin]

Ooooh look at this old old man

[drowsy bridge]

KENDRICK LAMAR REFERENCE!!!!

[ruby zealot]

I'M ONLY 2 YEARS OLDER

[indigo hull]

Why so socked

[burnt merlin]

Ancient even
Surprised your bones are disintegrating yet

[upbeat copper]

Hai hai silly lady

[burnt merlin]

😔

[languid grove]

Hallo

[ruby zealot]

OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH

[ruby zealot]

Rika tell anii I'm young

[upbeat copper]

I love drinking pumpkin spice black coffee

[elfin wing]

real shit

[burnt merlin]

Oooh I better watch out for the cane

[ruby zealot]

SOMEBODY STEAL HIS KNEECAPS

[burnt merlin]

I jawshing you oomfie

[drowsy bridge]

[elfin wing]

I went to one school dance and had a group of girls make fun of me
good times, good times

[brave blade]

Yo guess what

[ruby zealot]

Photo of Thales

[ruby zealot]

Yeah?

[drowsy bridge]

jaw 🤤

[brave blade]

Chicken butt

[brave blade]

Hehehehehehe

[drowsy bridge]

i love bones

[ruby zealot]

[burnt merlin]

Mmm calcium

[brave blade]

[drowsy bridge]

i just enjoy having bones

[ruby zealot]

The thing is...i actually don't hate nor like my classmates I... Tolerated them so I wouldn't even appear there if I had one and I think neither would my friends

So

[burnt merlin]

I'm lowk so thankful we don't have school dances here

[languid grove]

WHO

[elfin wing]

real shit, antisocial ftw

[ruby zealot]

I had a Halloween party at a school once it was so boring

[burnt merlin]

I'd just either made fun of (and not notice or realize until the next day) or hit the autism stance in the corner and not say anything to anyone the entire night

[indigo hull]

Donkey Kong Kountry

[languid grove]

They’re silly for making fun of you

[upbeat copper]

I'll help you beat them up

[elfin wing]

they either were making fun of me or had a crush on me, I have no clue which

[ruby zealot]

Both

Speaking of girls I absolutely HATED this one girl in my class

[elfin wing]

I was always the dude that everyone would come to for answers in school
I was literally

[languid grove]

Okay hop on my shoulders so we’re taller than them, I go for the ankles and you go for the jugular

[ruby zealot]

I DESPISED HER

[upbeat copper]

I'd probably crush you, not because you're short but because I'm fucking fat

[pallid socket]

Just saw someone say “female princess” we gotta stop trying to pad our writing with things that are already implied

[ruby zealot]

Hi Aspen!

[burnt merlin]

I think you'd have to jump on Aurelia's shoulder tho

[elfin wing]

there's always one

[ruby zealot]

No you aren't fat twin

[pallid socket]

Hii

[upbeat copper]

MOTHERFUCKER I am nearly 300 pounds

[pallid socket]

Being fat isn’t a bad thing too

[stuck pier]

Muscle is heavy

[upbeat copper]

Shup I refuse to believe I have muscle

[pallid socket]

Fat is just a descriptor

[languid grove]

Okay so I hop on your shoulders, you go for the ankles and I go for the jugular

[brave blade]

Guys I have something to confess

[burnt merlin]

Because you're tall!1! It's natural 🫂

[upbeat copper]

Yeah

[languid grove]

I’m fairly sure you aren’t fat but I cannot lift a full kettle

[ruby zealot]

The thing is she was the fucker who annoyed me and only me and not even the fun type like haha no I genuinely hated her

[upbeat copper]

I'm not sad about being fat, I worked hard to get this heavy

[ruby zealot]

Hi dia foe

[brave blade]

Can I tell you guys something?

[languid grove]

Depends

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[elfin wing]

yep, sounds about right

[pallid socket]

Exactly

[ruby zealot]

Boop

[narrow atlas]

I’m bored
Anything cool happening?

[stuck pier]

Im just bad looking

[indigo hull]

The Last Signal from Sedan

[brave blade]

It’s something that has been on my mind for a while

[upbeat copper]

Though I am incredibly unhealthy and should probably lose weight

[languid grove]

See I was always the weird kid so nothing I did phased my classmates and making fun of me was just a constant so it never fazed me either

[burnt merlin]

Never had anyone like that
Everyone just has beef with me like that

[ruby zealot]

Talking about school proms and how annoying classmates were

[pallid socket]

Only if that’s what you want

[languid grove]

Is it phased or fazed

[narrow atlas]

Oh I’m skipping prom

[indigo hull]

everyone was lwk chill with me

[humble isle]

Phase Clan

[ruby zealot]

W

[languid grove]

I just realised I used both of them and now I don’t know which one it is

[burnt merlin]

Oooooh that's so tuff, where's my fedora and alpha wolf music
God, I'm so fucking corny

[narrow atlas]

Hell only reason I’m not skipping my graduation is my parents are forcing me to go

[languid grove]

GEHE

[stuck pier]

I think they mean different things

[elfin wing]

reminds me that in my school, we had this group of girls that were total idiots
these fuckers walked out of class while the teacher was teaching
there's also the dude who was in juvie for like half the year (same dude had like 2 kids 💔 )

[brave blade]

You wanna hear something. I promise it is not a chicken butt joke

[ruby zealot]

DAWG WHAT?

[elfin wing]

fazed is what you're looking for

[upbeat copper]

Welp time to get back into my muscle era

[languid grove]

Thanks, I love you

[zinc frigate]

THEY STOLE A WHOLE FUCKING TOILET AT MY SCHOOL

[languid grove]

[ruby zealot]

LMAO

[humble isle]

I would like

[elfin wing]

[humble isle]

Literally any weight at all..

[indigo hull]

oh that happened several times at mine

[stuck pier]

Weve broken like 3

[indigo hull]

and sinks were always broken too

[narrow atlas]

I can’t talk about the weird people at my school here

[burnt merlin]

-# typo counter: 421

[brave blade]

How the fuckity fuck did that happen?!!!

[zinc frigate]

You don’t get it, shits impressive

[upbeat copper]

HAHAHAHAHAH

[stuck pier]

We had a boxing fight club for a few weeks in the schools main hall

[languid grove]

We actually had gender neutral toilets instead of gendered ones

[elfin wing]

top 2% school in the state btw

[ruby zealot]

Oh the ceiling of the boys bathroom was ripped off in my old high school

[upbeat copper]

W school

[stuck pier]

Mines nr 7 in the entire nation

[ruby zealot]

[cobalt cloak]

Hello Ted

[zinc frigate]

They stole one from the second floor, surrounded by security cameras, and had to go by 2 offices and we had a school resource officer

[brave blade]

Plus they would’ve needed power tools for that shit. So how the fuck did someone do that without getting caught????

[elfin wing]

I'll never understand how that school made it into the top 2% when fuckers were literally doing drugs in the bathroom day by day

[narrow atlas]

We only have boys bathrooms at my school cause it’s an all boys school

[urban valve]

someone took the sink off the wall and put it in a toilet at my school

[zinc frigate]

So they somehow uninstalled a toilet, and snuck it out

[ruby zealot]

Lemme guess uniforms?

[languid grove]

It was mostly fun besides people singing ‘sweet Caroline’ and then on the ‘bum bum bum’ kicking your stall door…

[zinc frigate]

I’m like impressed how they did it

[stuck pier]

The cops do drugs here its not uncommon at all

[narrow atlas]

Dress code, but close enough

[elfin wing]

sounds about right

[brave blade]

You know what? Imma get master wu in here

[elfin wing]

AMERICA RAHHHH

[ruby zealot]

My teachers like almost all of them went behind the school and took a smoke break

[elfin wing]

this just didn't exist at my school

[indigo hull]

they stopped caring about the vaping problem at my HS

[burnt merlin]

Why isn't that normalized tho?? like it's so much better and then the 'boys' toilet isn't in crumbling conditions because there isn't one and everyone gets an equally horrible or equally normal experience!1!

[zinc frigate]

We have some schools with that here but it’s rare

[brave blade]

Long before time had a name, the First Spinjitzu Master created Ninjago using four elemental weapons. But when he passed, a dark presence sought out to collect them all: Lord Garmadon. So I, Sensei Wu, his brother, sought out to find four ninja to collect them first.

[narrow atlas]

They’re pretty not strict about it tho. Some people have some ridiculous ties

[ruby zealot]

Same

[upbeat copper]

Okay now that I think about it maybe public restrooms are just all bad

[indigo hull]

because of how common people were getting caught with them

[stuck pier]

Im estonian

[cobalt cloak]

Tf are you talking about

[humble isle]

That’s woke.

[stuck pier]

One of my friends got snus from a coo

[drowsy bridge]

I went to a public park bathroom a few weeks ago and there was shit on the ceiling

[burnt merlin]

AND?

[indigo hull]

woah AM from I Have No Ass and I Must Shit

[languid grove]

Aniidah be woke

[stuck pier]

Holy shit

[ruby zealot]

Wokedah

[brave blade]

Yall know what I got for Christmas?

[narrow atlas]

My school used to be pretty strict on hair style, and proper haircuts, but I am a living testament to the fact they don’t enforce it

[urban valve]

coal

[humble isle]

How liberal.. smh..

[stuck pier]

Christmas was 7 years ago

[indigo hull]

Thats a legitimate gift in Appalachia

[cobalt cloak]

[stuck pier]

Months*

[brave blade]

Shut the fuck up

Okay as I was saying

[stuck pier]

Wait 5

[ruby zealot]

My teachers don't and didn't give a fuck if you weren't naked or almost naked you could wear whatever you wanted

[elfin wing]

my school HAD a dresscode but the staff were fuckin creeps so it was never enforced

[upbeat copper]

Lowk it would've been a crazy twist if sensei wu was the evil instead of Garmadon

[zinc frigate]

Honestly gender neutral restrooms would solve so many problems, but like it needs to be heavily politicized so like that sadly won’t happen for a while

[ruby zealot]

Good

[stuck pier]

Excuse me?

[drowsy bridge]

i have never seen that bathroom in a good condition

[brave blade]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING

[languid grove]

We had uniforms, our uniform was cute but there was a war with staff getting angry at girls rolling up their skirts because it was uncomfortably long

[rotund mason]

There was wet toilet paper on the ceilings and genuine piss stains on the ceiling tiles, floors, walls and whatever else when I was in high school 😭

[elfin wing]

don't see how that's a problem
we love the school system!!

[brave blade]

Plus Garmadon would’ve been beaten the shit out of by master wu

[languid grove]

I wore thigh highs to school and made teachers very angry at my uniform

[ruby zealot]

A bathroom had a computer mouse taped to the wall of one of the stalls

[languid grove]

[upbeat copper]

Restrooms should not facilitate multiple people unless they house multiple separate ROOMS for the toilets

[drowsy bridge]

shit on the ceiling, the floor, the toilet seat. They also havent had soap in a year. Theres some spiders in the corner though

[elfin wing]

the school system here is just going to get infinitely worse due to budget cuts

[elfin wing]

LMAO

[indigo hull]

one of my friends punched another's chromebook

[zinc frigate]

I’m so glad my school abandoned uniforms for highschool

[indigo hull]

and broke the damn screen

[rotund mason]

GodDAMN 😭

[burnt merlin]

Frick it, I'll jump camps if I have to raaaaaah!1!1!

[brave blade]

Guys! I figured something out!!!

[indigo hull]

they called me as a witness

[elfin wing]

the staircase at my school had the word "gullible" painted on the ceiling

[rotund mason]

Shit there, shit here, shit EVERYWHERE

[drowsy bridge]

they are going to be doing some construction soon so i cant go back for like 3 weeks?

[indigo hull]

DOO DOO FECES

[humble isle]

I could share stories about my school but like all American schools are actual purgatory so there’s not much originality here.

[indigo hull]

indeed

[narrow atlas]

Real

[stuck pier]

I live in a niche country

[zinc frigate]

Exactly, out here they have very small partitions, since they want employees using the bathroom to get uncomfortable and go back to work

[rotund mason]

I have wild stories from my high school, kinda, but eh oh well

[elfin wing]

american school try to be functional challenge

[ruby zealot]

We had like so little amount of teachers we didn't have clubs so that sucked

[indigo hull]

not really

[stuck pier]

Im so niche yall lucky to be talking to me

[drowsy bridge]

hopefully they fix the bathrooms

[burnt merlin]

We have the same + piss stains everywhere and the holes in the ground that are supposed to be the toilets are rusting

[ruby zealot]

I wanted to join a theater club again

[indigo hull]

there's quite a bit to Estonian history

[urban valve]

theres a building at my school where its like open bathrooms, it smells like shit every time I walk into that building

[rotund mason]

Xaxa

[brave blade]

But one time i got a referral because i was pushed by one of my bullies, and i tried to fight back, but they gave him AND ME a referral

[languid grove]

That’s amazing

[ruby zealot]

It's every public toilet

[stuck pier]

I hate the people but its niche so idc

[lethal sierra]

Hello

Wait wrong reply

[lethal sierra]

Hello

[urban valve]

But they leave it open the WHOOOLE day

[brave blade]

[rotund mason]

How are you

[humble isle]

It’s way easier to generalize and train kids to be as manipulatable by employers as possible instead of offering useful or practical courses.

[upbeat copper]

Public restrooms where you're able to SEE OTHER PEOPLE while using the restroom is just gross and should be illegal imo

[elfin wing]

shitty as the school was, there was good humor there

[burnt merlin]

Xaxa
-# original reply by Kennedy

[elfin wing]

it sucks because a lot of teachers genuinely want to do good but they just can't
if they try, they get scolded and fired

[rotund mason]

Xaxa
-# (Slow + Reverbed)

[brave blade]

I feel like my school only gives referrals to the victims and not the attacker. It’s stupid as hel

[ruby zealot]

Another high school of mine was built so tall I had to climb 4 -10 staircases for every class I had

[zinc frigate]

That’s another part of the us school system that’s shit, if you fight back at all against the bully, regardless of what they did to you first, you get punished

[stuck pier]

Not when you live in an eastern european country.

[brave blade]

Exactly

[burnt merlin]

Xaxa
-# (nightcore remix)

[ruby zealot]

AND THEY COMPLAINED I WAS LATE EVERYTIME

[drowsy bridge]

school bathroom isnt too bad though, it’s actually relatively clean. Other than that one time i saw someone mispell a slur or that time the sink went missing

[indigo hull]

they never gave a shit

[stuck pier]

Its good exercise atleast

[rotund mason]

Cal Drunk

[lethal sierra]

I'm OK I guess

[upbeat copper]

Blow up the earth and solve the issue

[indigo hull]

as long as you werent like fifteen minutes late to class

[rotund mason]

Fair enough

[ruby zealot]

The school has like 3k kids rushing up the stairs at the same time

[languid grove]

School just sucked after lockdown tbh, I mean I was like 12 when lockdown happened but it felt so much more happy before then

[humble isle]

Mine don’t. They’re just there for the paycheck..

[rotund mason]

Obviously

[brave blade]

[stuck pier]

3k???

[stuck pier]

There are cities here with less people

[rotund mason]

It was the lockdown in 2020 that made everything go downhill from there

[languid grove]

They changed so much and sucked the whimsy out of school

[burnt merlin]

Truth nuke

[zinc frigate]

But we have to increase productivity of our employees, who cares about privacy anyways, or comfortability either lets slant the toilets now (sadly not even a joke)

[ruby zealot]

Its like the best high school in my city

[indigo hull]

my Art Teacher fits this

[ruby zealot]

I think the CEO of a company went there

[indigo hull]

we were on our own when it came to getting funds for our DC field trip

[stuck pier]

Wouldnt the best schools be selective of their students that wont accept everyone

[languid grove]

I feel like rolling on my floor

[indigo hull]

but in the end it was very much worth

[ruby zealot]

Oh it was

[stuck pier]

You can do what you want its your life

[elfin wing]

that's because life was far different
when lockdown occured, everyone got a taste at a life without as much expectations
a taste of a small freedom
then it lifted and we're all supposed to go back to "normal" life now knowing there's so much more out there

[languid grove]

You’re so right

[ruby zealot]

But it isn't that good compared to other schools

[zinc frigate]

Like that’s teaching kids that you cannot defend yourself, just sit there and let people hurt you

[upbeat copper]

My school went into a code red because a service dog got away from a blind person near the school and they thought the black seeing cane the blind guy had was a rifle

[reef zealot]

Im like unfathomably homosexual rn

[stuck pier]

I have to learn french

[ruby zealot]

Same

[reef zealot]

You cannot comprehend the extent of my urge to kiss a girl

[stuck pier]

So its probbably better than mine

[stuck pier]

You can do what you want its your life. Just ask them first

[drowsy bridge]

I KEEP ON TRYING TO CLICK THE REPLY MESSAGE IT AND IT KEEPS REACTING WITH SKULL INSTEAD😭

[languid grove]

Lockdown was awful for me tbh, not fun

[brave blade]

Who the fuck starts a conversation like that I just sat down

[ruby zealot]

Same

[reef zealot]

One small problem theyre like 5000 km away

[upbeat copper]

True shit

[reef zealot]

My powers know no bounds

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[ruby zealot]

Teleport with your gay powers

[stuck pier]

Record a video of you kissing the camera and send it to them

[zinc frigate]

Heard a story of a person beating someone up and stealing a journal from a kid, so another kid tried to take the journal back, and the bully bit them, and the person just trying to help got in trouble

[reef zealot]

I dont tjink ive gotten thay far in the skill tree

[brave blade]

[narrow atlas]

Ngl I do not remember like 80% of highschool now that I’m thinking about it

[reef zealot]

Its not the same

[reef zealot]

:3

[drowsy bridge]

i enjoyed lockdown, i just played minecraft with my friends over zoom

[upbeat copper]

Blowing up the bully

[narrow atlas]

I slept through genuine months of school

[stuck pier]

Lockdown made me dumb

[zinc frigate]

Lockdown changed me more than anyone would ever know

[elfin wing]

it may have been awful but it had some small taste of freedom over regular life

[stuck pier]

I used to be smart

[urban valve]

if i fall asleep one more time then I get suspended for a week

[languid grove]

That’s true to an extent

[reef zealot]

There’s a photo in my yearbook from online school during lockdown and its a screenshot of a google meet and im like 90% sure you can see in the reflection of my glasses that im tabbed out playing minecraft and farming pumpkins

[zinc frigate]

Like I had a personality 180 through lockdown, and the following few years too

[narrow atlas]

Lockdown had no effect on me. I don’t remember shit from it other than my parents separating, but that was happening before hand, and it turned out very well in everyone’s favor

[elfin wing]

it's kind of like cosmic horror to an extent

[stuck pier]

I had to do cello lessons through skype in lockdown

[wheat condor]

Goneku

[languid grove]

Lockdown was a catalyst for a lot of bad stuff in my life, it really annoys me when people wish for another lockdown

[stuck pier]

Same

[languid grove]

It just comes from a privileged position

[burnt merlin]

Sameee
I lost most of my whimsy and childhood because of it and it doesn't make it better to see that all the current kids are pretty much making themselves go through the same because the world still hasn't recovered and opened the Pandora's box of social media

[lethal sierra]

Why do people want another lockdown

[reef zealot]

Lockdown resulted in me getting a pet gecko

[zinc frigate]

I was so loud and annoying before lockdown, had like 0 stage fright or fear and could just go talk to people. Hell I remembered doing Fortnite dances in public and everything

[burnt merlin]

I used to do Fortnite dances in my room during lockdown 🪦 🪦 🪦

[elfin wing]

i don't think people want a lockdown
i think they want that freedom back, that lack of such responsibility

[zinc frigate]

Now like I can’t even go up to ask for the thing that I ordered that people forgot at a restaurant without internal panicking

[brave blade]

The only thing I hate about fire drills is that we do it every month, I feel like that if we do it once every grade graduation, then that would be better, plus we don’t need to do it every month while in class

[languid grove]

That’s true

[reef zealot]

Real

[narrow atlas]

The only thing I miss from lockdown was the isolation. Being alone is such a freeing feeling to me, and I fully intend on tasting that isolation when I move out for college

[drowsy bridge]

On my server with my friends, we used to have a large farm

[stuck pier]

the combination of lockdown, a bone tumor and a knee disease made me very unsociable

[drowsy bridge]

True!!

[indigo hull]

lockdown had my sleep schedule fucked up for months

[elfin wing]

it's like the post avatar depression
you see such a beautiful world and then leave the movie and realize "damn, this world sucks"

[ruby zealot]

I fall asleep in online classes

[indigo hull]

even worse considering i was only 12 at the time

[stuck pier]

Real

[narrow atlas]

I sleep through irl classes. It makes zero difference to me

[elfin wing]

people want a "natural" lifestyle, they just don't know it

[reef zealot]

I used to play hypixel skyblock so i had a massive like 200-200 pumpkin farm among other farms along the bottom of my island

[ruby zealot]

In online classes they wouldn't even know

[narrow atlas]

Once again it makes no difference to me

[stuck pier]

I sleep throuugh classes too but im not a genius so its a very big problem

[ruby zealot]

Damn

[brave blade]

One time in an online class I had a dartboard next to me, so I got bored, threw a dart, and it hit bullseye, IN A CLASS and this was in 3RD GRADE

[ruby zealot]

Somehow all my teachers know when I fall asleep in actual class

[narrow atlas]

I sleep walk through the halls in my school. I’m pretty sure I scared a freshman so bad he transferred cause I was sleep walking to my next class

[ruby zealot]

LMAO WHAT?

[brave blade]

How the fuck do you sleep walk to your next class?

[ruby zealot]

He's built different

[burnt merlin]

I've never fallen asleep in class but the handful of times I almost have without trying or wanting to, the teachers have instantly sniped me

[narrow atlas]

Very small school, and I get my pathing down fast, so it’s subconscious action

[reef zealot]

Ive fallen asleep numerous times

[burnt merlin]

How does one obtain such powers

[brave blade]

Clearly! because if I sleep walked to my next class I would probably run into a locker for fucks sake

[indigo hull]

my HS has a brick dedicated to my dad and his friends

[brave blade]

That makes more sense

[ruby zealot]

Be tech ig

[indigo hull]

him and my principal came from the same town

[stuck pier]

Genius problems i guess?

[drowsy bridge]

I used to sleep every class in my chem class but it’s okay because I always got my work done early

[reef zealot]

One time i fell asleep in my morning class and knocked my water bottle off my desk and it startled me awake and the teacher just looked over at me and went “well good morning, glad you could join us”

[stuck pier]

Or privileges

[reef zealot]

His voice was like loud and assertive too it was embarrassing

[ruby zealot]

My friends constantly kick my leg to wake me up

[brave blade]

The teacher was not tuff

[stuck pier]

I think we all need to go to sleep earlier

[ruby zealot]

Yeah

[reef zealot]

I used to stay up til like midnight regularly

[stuck pier]

3 am.

[reef zealot]

Now i usually go to bed by 10pm at the latest

[narrow atlas]

I can confidently say I’ve gone entire weeks where I’ve spent every single class sleeping

[indigo hull]

during most of 2020 i slept during the day and gamed all night

[narrow atlas]

Even my AP classes. I can use my hair to hide my face while I sleep, and fake pay attention

[indigo hull]

hell sometimes i'd stay up for at least two days

[stuck pier]

“Gamed” 😭

[lavish agate]

Guys help im stuck after-school get me out

[indigo hull]

i did nothing but play Gmod or TF2

[narrow atlas]

Best part is I have a 4.0 gpa. My school is a joke

[stuck pier]

Bro you were fucking gaming

[ruby zealot]

4.0? Crazy

[burnt merlin]

The most recent time I remember was in math class, after I had done all the work that was scheduled out for the class and waiting for my classmates and the teacher to catch up and thinking about splashing my face with water after the class because holyyy I was gonna pass out

[languid grove]

BURRRRPPPP

[stuck pier]

I got 4.3

[ruby zealot]

EXCUSE ME?!

[humble isle]

Gurl

[languid grove]

LEAVE ME ALONE

[stuck pier]

Manners

[burnt merlin]

And the instant I closed my eyes, the teacher turns and goes 'Andon, you're falling asleep'
BITCH LET ME REST AT LEAST ONCE!1!

[languid grove]

My burps are very attractive, my best feature

[narrow atlas]

Idk how to calculate gpa’s, so I just say 4.0, but my year long average is usually 95%, and above

[languid grove]

BURPS NOT BURNS

[narrow atlas]

That was a very concerning sentence for a moment

[languid grove]

We don’t speak about it.

[reef zealot]

What in the huh

[stuck pier]

Idk 4 is like a b here

[narrow atlas]

Must’ve been the wind

[stuck pier]

Im not that smart

[burnt merlin]

Rika is maki zenin confirmed

[rotund mason]

I got a pretty nice ring today though gng

[stuck pier]

How do you get such high scores without studying

[burnt merlin]

Just be careful for any curse spirits 🙏

[ruby zealot]

cool

[rotund mason]

Don't worry gng, it's green and has a lantern symbol on it

[ruby zealot]

[burnt merlin]

Oooh wait hold on

[stuck pier]

Are american tests really mult answers or is that just a myth

[indigo hull]

bro is boutta be the Green Lantern

[burnt merlin]

🟨🟨🟨

[narrow atlas]

I either already know the material, I get a lil bit of help from teachers so the lessons stick, and I also can just kinda subconsciously gather the information as I sleep

[proper gyro]

guys

[rotund mason]

💔

[proper gyro]

im supposed to be in school rn

[twin lake]

Looking like a solid snake ngl

[elfin wing]

exsqueeze me

[rotund mason]

Gng some joke named Sinestro is coming lol, red ahh

[burnt merlin]

Like a what now?

[proper gyro]

and im at the fucking library

[stuck pier]

Are you even sleeping or just resting w ur eyes closed

[rotund mason]

Anyways, it's a pretty nice ring though lwk

[languid grove]

do you not agree?

[real python]

The fuck have I come back to

Batman couldn't get this information out of me gng

[narrow atlas]

Sleeping, but sometimes a weird middle ground. I can kinda dream while I still ever so slightly cling to consciousness

[twin lake]

[languid grove]

God forbid a girl burps..

[real python]

[elfin wing]

i think you are your best feature which includes burps, i suppose
so yeah, I agree

[languid grove]

[languid grove]

SEE HE AGREES

[burnt merlin]

Faaaaanyyyyyy

Hru? :3c

[stuck pier]

Oh yeah me too 😭
And then i realise what im doing isnt even real and it gets me all confused

[languid grove]

BWEEHHH

[twin lake]

Belo

Chillin playing
Watched some football (soccer)

[stuck pier]

For some reason the dreaming only happens when im not actually sleeping but when im on the verge of it

[twin lake]

Having a 0.0 beer

[upbeat charm]

woah i forgot i had the birthday role here

[real python]

[stuck pier]

So bitter soda

[narrow atlas]

Oh I still completely fall asleep a lot. I’ve woken up in puddles of my drool more times than I count

[twin lake]

Don't think they make wheat soda

[burnt merlin]

What happened to the ads for those? I swear, they just stopped advertising them

[stuck pier]

Kvass

[twin lake]

Kvass is more sour kinda

[twin lake]

Idk we have lots of them here

[elfin wing]

Kvass is a STRONG drink

[burnt merlin]

Isn't kvass used for making bread??

[stuck pier]

Idk estonian kvass is kali idk if theyre the same thing

[narrow atlas]

Yall ever fall asleep standing?

[twin lake]

Kvass is basically bread juice

[stuck pier]

Kvass is made from bread

[elfin wing]

I still have a bottle of russian kvass in my fridge

[stuck pier]

I did when walking home today

[burnt merlin]

Oooooh

[twin lake]

Also tommorow will have my last alcohol in my house

[stuck pier]

Store ones atleast here are quite sweet

[twin lake]

After thay no more alcohol beer in the house

[narrow atlas]

During assemblies, like mass, or something in the parts where we have to stand I’ll sleep while I’m still on my feet

[stuck pier]

I like sleeping and i dont like it at the same time

I like to sleep when im not supposed to but when its late i dont like it

[narrow atlas]

I don’t have preferred times. I sleep when I get tired, which is a lot

[stuck pier]

I sleep when i cant stay up anymore

[twin lake]

Also 0.0 is good when u crave beer but don't want alcohol

[stuck pier]

I crave a stable income without having to lift a finger

[pallid socket]

My mom is loudly tenderizing meat downstairs

Just absolutely slamming that thing

[stuck pier]

I had steak today

I prefer pork

[pallid socket]

I don’t like steak and I rarely like pork

[stuck pier]

I dont like chicken

[pallid socket]

I like beef but never as a steak

[stuck pier]

Or fish

[pallid socket]

I like chicken. Most fish I can’t stand but I like calamari and halibut

[twin lake]

Making some schabowe?

Hate pork
Red meat is oke
Love chicken

[stuck pier]

I had such good pork at some random meat restaurant in the old town once 🤤

[twin lake]

And fish i like
Fish sticks or salmon

[pallid socket]

I have no idea what she’s making I rarely eat what she cooks for herself

[stuck pier]

It was so salty

[twin lake]

But also sushi as in raw fish
Dont like cooked fish

[pallid socket]

I generally dislike the texture and smell and taste of fish

[stuck pier]

I hate anything sea food except dried seaweed or whatever it is

And marmalade

[indigo hull]

Shrimp is great

entirely depends on how its prepared though

[pallid socket]

Because it just reminds me of fish food. Same with seaweed, smells like fish food

[stuck pier]

[pallid socket]

??? Marmalade isn’t a fish product

[stuck pier]

Its made from seaweed

[urban valve]

i hate seafood that takes like seafood

[pallid socket]

Wikipedia “Marmalade is a sweet, tangy fruit preserve made from the juice and peel of citrus fruits boiled with sugar and water.”

[ruby zealot]

hi fany

[twin lake]

I love sea food

[gritty temple]

nawr marmalade is the thing that paddington makes

[twin lake]

Pup

[indigo hull]

The Marmalade March

[gritty temple]

Maybe they mean marmite that might have seaweed in it idfk

[stuck pier]

Apparently estonian marmalade is made from red seaweed

[gritty temple]

Ah

[pallid socket]

Do you specifically eat Estonian marmalade

[stuck pier]

Yea

I guess

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[rotund mason]

Priest

[twin lake]

[narrow atlas]

Kennedy

[twin lake]

Me

[rotund mason]

How've you been

[narrow atlas]

Bored
Wbu

[languid grove]

Got to the first death of danganronpa v1

[rotund mason]

Not bad, currently grinding on PBB

[narrow atlas]

Idk what that is, but cool

[thin prairie]

YOU
You better of had a good day

[languid grove]

I had a nice time outside but things became a bit sad after that

I’m okay now though

[thin prairie]

🫂

[stuck pier]

Tech youre a genius right

[narrow atlas]

No

Knowledgeable sure, but I know my limits

[stuck pier]

How should i learn for my math exam

Its in 3 weeks and i have paid no attention this year at all

[gritty temple]

Death by Pepto Bismol spill

[coral token]

🦐

[stuck pier]

Okay maybe a little bit

Thankfully

[narrow atlas]

Idk. I suck at math, and everyone has their own unique way of learning. You have to figure it out for yourself

[stuck pier]

What about my estonian exam thats in 2 weeks?

[narrow atlas]

Once again. You gotta figure that out for yourself

[stuck pier]

Fuck

Thats the thing i want to do the least

[languid grove]

Why is it zoomed out

Zoom it back in

[narrow atlas]

Also asking me for study tips is an awful thing to do since I don’t study

[languid grove]

[thin prairie]

No

[stuck pier]

Lucky you

[twin lake]

[languid grove]

YES

[indigo hull]

watch yo profanity

[thin prairie]

Never
Holy imbue

[twin lake]

[narrow atlas]

Anywho. I’m going to an open house for a college I like this Saturday, and I’m excited about that

[urban valve]

bottom three dress codes of all time

if my bangs are in my eyes i get slimed

[upbeat copper]

I skinned my oc

[stuck pier]

Wha…

[upbeat copper]

She's a robot

[stuck pier]

Oh

[brisk shard]

say that again...

[stuck pier]

My oc is a head with a foot

[twin lake]

[indigo hull]

that again

[brisk shard]

watch your... who?

[stuck pier]

Cindy lou

[brisk shard]

where is prof anyways i dont remember them

i remember the name though

[karmic shell]

thats gonna leave a

[stuck pier]

Invincible

[gritty temple]

I made my OC get all her limbs ripped off

[twin lake]

Profanity I think left a while ago

[brisk shard]

i feel like a grandpa remembering his grandchildren's names sometimes

[upbeat copper]

That's not very kind

[urban valve]

tbh i dont even know what oc means

[gritty temple]

I remember them !!! Vaguely

[upbeat copper]

Original character

[narrow atlas]

Is it just Lot 7?

[stuck pier]

Original character i assume

[urban valve]

so wut that mean

[stuck pier]

Character you thought of and made

[upbeat copper]

Character that you made and it's original

[urban valve]

oh

[stuck pier]

Yes

[gritty temple]

Yes hehe she’s a Liliya worshipper who is very much in love with her but since Rosiline (my oc) is so weak and mentally unstable Murkoff just kills her

[narrow atlas]

But all the reagents are mentally unstable?

[gritty temple]

She’s mentally unstable in a way that is annoying

[languid grove]

Meow meow

[narrow atlas]

Fair enough ig

[upbeat copper]

So I may have made an oopsie while downloading infinite Fusion on my phone

[narrow atlas]

I don’t really have any outlast ocs that I thought of stories for. Just lots of theories

[gritty temple]

But again she is very weak because she is malnourished and she doesn’t really care about any of the other trials because most of her brainwashing is from Liliya instead !

[real python]

BARK BARK

[languid grove]

GRRRR BARKBARKBARK

[real python]

[gritty temple]

RIP Rosiline they took ur legs and arms heem heem

[elfin wing]

would mine be hoot or caw

[twin lake]

Mmm weekly remembering of old users

[upbeat copper]

I downloaded the games sprites wrong and now they're all in my images so now I have to go through and delete all 76'557 images from my photos

[twin lake]

Then well all share when we joined the server

[real python]

Ribbit

[gritty temple]

🤤

[real python]

Holy fumble

[brisk shard]

true

[upbeat copper]

[brisk shard]

is it monthly jimmycord remembering old members time

[twin lake]

[real python]

Perchance

[languid grove]

I mean depends if you’re an owl or raven

[brisk shard]

i remember uhhh

i remember fany

[twin lake]

Ur mum

[brisk shard]

they were sooooo stinky

[twin lake]

[real python]

Fany was such a butt

[tawdry pecan]

Wocky sluch

[brisk shard]

thank the LORD they arent here anymore hehehehehehe

[elfin wing]

uhr..
I think my raven sona is the one I use the most

[brisk shard]

oh hi fany

[twin lake]

[upbeat copper]

Yeah I'm not doing allat they can just stay there

[brisk shard]

fany i lied

[twin lake]

Liar liar pants on fire

[brisk shard]

i would never say that to your face i have too much love for you

behind your back however

very different

[languid grove]

So caw

[indigo hull]

plants for hire

[twin lake]

When crazy Dave dies

[languid grove]

[gritty temple]

?? Like irl?

[indigo hull]

true

[twin lake]

True size of Rika

[languid grove]

NUH UH

[gritty temple]

Please call a hotline or 911 dawg

[ruby zealot]

true

[gritty temple]

This place is not going to help you please call a hotline

[elfin wing]

true...

[gritty temple]

I don’t understand why you’re telling the Jimmycord about this you need to get help

[twin lake]

U can leave but if u have a problem contact a professional
Nobody here is a professional

[gritty temple]

Is there any way you can contact help?? There has to be some way. At the very least just try to stay alive one more day

[languid grove]

[twin lake]

Life is not just a today or yesterday
Its tommorow and much much more
Contact a specialist

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[twin lake]

[indigo hull]

holy shit Game Grumps are playing Mickey Mouscapade again

[brisk shard]

ill only say one thing on that

[coral token]

cinniminin

[twin lake]

[brisk shard]

actually, nevermind

[twin lake]

Cinimininim role

[brisk shard]

just contact help

[coral token]

fany guess what

[real python]

If you have the wifi to access discord you have the wifi to access emergency help websites and things. Both of which I'd reccomend over the jimmyhere discord server.

[twin lake]

Gm?

[gritty temple]

Why do people keep using the Jimmycord general chat for their mental crises this is the 3rd time ouggghh

[indigo hull]

synonym roles

[coral token]

i got into the queue for the colapinto tickets like 1 hour before the slae started, i got in like 8000th

and by the time i got to 1000th in the queue, they sold out

💀

[twin lake]

Im sorry

[coral token]

gonna end it

[brisk shard]

dont

[coral token]

the event still has free areas

[brisk shard]

but also wtf thats cooked

[coral token]

but i imagine there will be like 60000 people there

[brisk shard]

maybe people are re-selling tickets

[coral token]

i fear going and not seeing shit

[brisk shard]

i just got a refund today for a concert i was going to

artist cant come

so they cancelled it

[coral token]

oop

[brisk shard]

although its very reasonable why it all happened

[twin lake]

Nothing is working for anyone

[brisk shard]

still somewhat upsetting

youll NEVER guess who i was going to go see

😭

[coral token]

lady gaga

[brisk shard]

im not you

so nah, although lady gaga is cool

[coral token]

that is homophobic

[brisk shard]

NOOOOOO

[coral token]

i am gonna cancel you

[brisk shard]

ill pull out the ukelele

[coral token]

oh!

[brisk shard]

as in to apologise

not to hit you with

[elfin wing]

lady gaygay when

[urban valve]

toxic gossip train

[coral token]

the toxic gossip train

[brisk shard]

although dont test me!

[coral token]

lady gaga was and is always for the gays

[verbal anchor]

Whats 2×2

[coral token]

she is already lady gaygay

[urban valve]

same wavelengths

[brisk shard]

more than 2

[indigo hull]

75

[gritty temple]

21

[elfin wing]

when is she dressing up in gayo bottles

yknow how she did the meat dress
i think that was her

[coral token]

yes

[brisk shard]

my eye has been twitching again recently

[coral token]

how about you stop being stressed

[brisk shard]

dropped a prime sub

[gritty temple]

It’s me I’m moving super super fast and moving your eyelid

[brisk shard]

kinda hard

[coral token]

not really

try xanax

[brisk shard]

life is a nightmare rn for me personally

[gritty temple]

Kitsune unclench your jaw

[coral token]

or valium

❤️

[brisk shard]

lowkey im gonna smoke a shit ton of weed thatll fix it

[indigo hull]

dew it

[brisk shard]

(i dont condone illegal drug use and i do not smoke)

[coral token]

(weed is legal, mostly)

[stuck pier]

Then do it legally

[coral token]

(in quite a few places)

welcome to papa's wokeria

[stuck pier]

(Why are we whispering)

[coral token]

we serve her/sheys frappes

[brisk shard]

((not in the U.K but fortunately it is very much so used here anyways since the police dont care))

[stuck pier]

Dang it i was late

(Nevermind)

[light olive]

("medical use")

[coral token]

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP

[brisk shard]

thales

i need to win a discussion with your help

[urban valve]

fales