general

[indigo hull]

YT shorts is really something

Root Beer has the opposite effect

tastes of being surrounded back to back at the Little Bighorn

[lime birch]

[elfin wing]

wdym

[ruby zealot]

Doesn't sub 10 run mean finishing the game in under 10 minutes or am I stupid

[elfin wing]

sub 10 means under 10 seconds

or 10 minutes

sub 10 just means under 10
context varies

[ruby zealot]

Oh

I'm oopid

[elfin wing]

the updoor clip is so hard to do

💔

[rotund mason]

🤔

[humble isle]

[elfin wing]

11.85 seconds, 114th place

[twin lake]

[indigo hull]

[twin lake]

The garfs

[languid grove]

AAAAAAA

[elfin wing]

FUCK

10.018s, top 100 in the world

[native geyser]

son!! H-heh! I'm crine with aura! mango mango rizz so tuff, i love packgod he's so mango sigma male

[crisp depot]

hello

[elfin wing]

another 10 second time

[upbeat copper]

Blowing up the earth with my mind

[elfin wing]

89th place in the world

[indigo hull]

why explode it when you can unleash plague?

WW1 zombies are gonna be fun

[lusty gorge]

cod zombies intro

[daring plaza]

[indigo hull]

sorta

[lusty gorge]

Yippee a new person to torment

[indigo hull]

im working more with G&B zombies in terms of behavior

[woven flicker]

PUT THOSE AWAY

[daring plaza]

.

[indigo hull]

-# you could say its all quiet on the western front

[lusty gorge]

Idk why but I already like you you're chill

[dusky river]

Man it’s too early for this

[daring plaza]

I'm nervous as heck trust me..

[lusty gorge]

Eh dw as long as you read the rules you're fine

[daring plaza]

I did

[lusty gorge]

That's rare
A new member who actually read the rules

[dusky river]

I did too

[lusty gorge]

Holy shit this is unheard of

People actually reading rules instead of trolling

[crisp depot]

can we go tahiti dutch??

[dusky river]

We just need MONEH

[crisp depot]

or do I need to donate to the camp??

oh

wut if I end up in Guarma by accident??

[indigo hull]

no Greenbacks for you

(that was an old term for US paper currency)

[lusty gorge]

No bread for your plate

[lusty gorge]

Veemo!!

[dreamy knoll]

hai

[indigo hull]

you know, Pepsi tastes like the Urban Fighting at Chapultepec in 1847

[elfin wing]

I MADE TOP 50

RAHHHH

[lusty gorge]

You know what

Sure

Fucking sure

[indigo hull]

and Mountain Dew tastes like fighting Private Detectives at Blair Mountain in 1921

[lusty gorge]

Dude

Can you speak English?

[indigo hull]

its my native language so I would assume so

[lusty gorge]

Aight cuz I have no fucking clue what you're saying

[dusky river]

I get what he’s saying

[lusty gorge]

...

So am I just stupid?

[indigo hull]

wait i had the Pepsi analogy wrong

it would be the Urban Fighting at Puebla in 1846

well no the original one still works

[lusty gorge]

Yo, Socrates!

ITS A FUCKING SODA CAN

[indigo hull]

ehh, both can work

[dusky river]

Socrates needs to stop following that skeleton around

[indigo hull]

Do not disturb my circles

[lusty gorge]

I'll turn your circles into rectangles

[dusky river]

That’s Archamedies

WHAT

[lusty gorge]

I beg your finest fucking pardon?

[languid jackal]

Mao cut them down

[lusty gorge]

@bleak warren can you come here rq?@

[languid jackal]

Mods cut them down

[lusty gorge]

I don't even think this is a bot that's the worst part

They've been here for almost three whole years

[prime canopy]

Hacked account, probably

[lusty gorge]

So should we like

WHAT THE FUCK

[ripe stirrup]

oh no

[lusty gorge]

AGAIN?!

[prime canopy]

It’s spreading

[lusty gorge]

@coral token

[brisk shard]

Report it

With the report reaction

I mean i already did it

[dusky river]

Mods shoot that guy

[lusty gorge]

This could be a genuine problem

[tropic shore]

Bruh

[prime canopy]

Five minutes

[thin prairie]

Anyways

[tropic shore]

I haven’t got to use that emote in so long

[indigo hull]

Nigel, get me the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grapeshot

[lusty gorge]

Ok so uh lemonade we all love lemonade right?

[indigo hull]

TALLY HO LADS

[brisk shard]

TALLY H ALL

[tropic shore]

Turn the lights off

[thin prairie]

No way it's pea

[coral token]

.

[languid grove]

Sup nutpea

[languid grove]

Whatcha side eyeing me for

[coral token]

Consider this: sleeping

[thin prairie]

Stop being cool before I beat you up

[languid grove]

NEVER

[thin prairie]

Damn right gurl 💅

[languid grove]

[indigo hull]

get her a blanket

that'll warm em up

[thin prairie]

It's summer

[languid grove]

Honbon it’s going to be so hot on Wednesday

[indigo hull]

its 41F outside rn

[thin prairie]

Oh no.....

[languid grove]

I wanna tan so badly but I don’t have my bikini

[thin prairie]

WE'RE BRITISH

[languid grove]

25 Celsius

[thin prairie]

I don't think I've ever tanned even when in the sun
I'm too white to tan

[languid grove]

For a British person that’s like death

[indigo hull]

oh so thats like 5C then

[indigo hull]

thats 77F

[languid grove]

Yeah you pasty white people just turn red

[thin prairie]

WHAT THE FREAK?!

[indigo hull]

definitely unpleasant

[dusky river]

It’s like 90F where I am rn

[thin prairie]

I don't even turn red

[dreamy knoll]

Yeahhhhh kinda forget you guys scream and close the country when its slightly over 17c

[languid grove]

That’s a bit dramatic

It’s 16c rn

[indigo hull]

so thats where all the warm weather we had just two days ago went

it got up to 80F in Virginia over the weekend

[dusky river]

I love living in a desert

[dreamy knoll]

Ok tbf im from a place where we scream when its 5c and its freezing cold in the winter

[thin prairie]

Feels waaaay lower due to the wind

Knowing th UK it's gonna be the worst humid heat

Lucky for me
Im sleeping through the days

[humble isle]

Y’all weak..

[thin prairie]

Explode

[dreamy knoll]

Lacey do u want another lamp?

[languid grove]

I’m going to enjoy the sun

[dusky river]

Brits would love to be in El Paso

[thin prairie]

💅

[indigo hull]

what if the sun explodes

[languid grove]

Did you get any eggs for Easter?

[thin prairie]

Yes

[languid grove]

Which ones?

[dusky river]

here comes the sun

[humble isle]

Sending you to Egypt

[thin prairie]

No

[thin prairie]

YOU'RE NOT HAVING ANY

[languid grove]

BUTTTT

[thin prairie]

BUUUT

[brisk shard]

I got some nice Easter eggs

Only 2 though, but they were nice, and 2 is nice enough

Reeses and Terry's Chocolate Orange

[indigo hull]

Shifting Sand Land theme from SM64

[brisk shard]

My favourite chocolates

[languid grove]

I got a crème egg one and a twist one
I think my grandma probably got one for me too but she hasn’t come over yet

[languid grove]

YUM

[brisk shard]

Real

[dreamy knoll]

Nah imma make u listen to brainrot while in egypt

[dusky river]

I got a choco oranje too. And a shot bottle

[languid grove]

It’s going to take me weeks to get through these though

[brisk shard]

I eated em all tho

You isnt having any

[languid grove]

GURL

[indigo hull]

[brisk shard]

I ate one of them a couple days ago

And one yesterday

[ruby zealot]

LET'S FUCKING GO

[languid grove]

I need to buy some sunscreen

[brisk shard]

That'll probably be enough chocolate for the next couple months

[ruby zealot]

Hi kit

[brisk shard]

I havent bought sunscreen in so long tbh

[languid grove]

Chocolate coma

[thin prairie]

BUUUURRRRP

[brisk shard]

I dont really get sunburn

[ruby zealot]

Excuse me?

[brisk shard]

My dad said its the African in me and thats why

[dreamy knoll]

Hehehe

[thin prairie]

You're excused

[languid grove]

YOU MAY ALSO BE A MELANINATED QUEEN BUT YOU NEED IT TO AVOID SKIN CANCER

[brisk shard]

But I cant be bothered to fact check that

[dreamy knoll]

[ruby zealot]

ACK!

[brisk shard]

Hmmm true

[languid grove]

We don’t burn but we still get cancer

[brisk shard]

Oh wait its true?

[dreamy knoll]

I aint able to sleep

[languid jackal]

Cant believe that i saw this dude being weird when i was about to talk about meeting thestrals in hogwarts legacy for the first time after dealing with brothers keeper quest and defeating the corpse of bardolph

[languid grove]

Since we’re both mixed I doubt we’re like fully immune though

[brisk shard]

I hate sunscreen thoughhhhh

[native geyser]

h-heh!! 67 mango aura rizz! Son! Im crine for shizzle!

[brisk shard]

Its so weirdly weird feeling

[languid jackal]

Interesting on how i was wondering how they would appear until i completed that quest

[dusky river]

no

[brisk shard]

Stupid autism makes me hate using it

[languid grove]

I hate the white cast too

[dreamy knoll]

Or do u forget like me?

[brisk shard]

Nah i refuse

[indigo hull]

i just let my skin bask in radiation

[native geyser]

awh man

[brisk shard]

I remember but refuse

[dreamy knoll]

Im weird i forget, get forced to wear it then always break out into a rash later

[ruby zealot]

True!

[thin prairie]

But it refused ahh

[languid grove]

I wish the watermelon monster still existed, I haven’t seen it in so long

In this weather it would be perfect

[thin prairie]

The what

[indigo hull]

materwelon

[languid jackal]

Pretty sad i couldnt pet the thestrals

[dreamy knoll]

I had one the other day

[brisk shard]

I got sunburn like once I think, my skin didnt peel or anything though, it hurt just a little

It was on holiday in Greece

[languid grove]

WHA

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah i got one the other day

[brisk shard]

Was out all day in high 30 degree weather

[languid grove]

GET ME ONE PLEASE

[indigo hull]

30C?

[brisk shard]

Got it on a little bit of my neck

[brisk shard]

Yeah, it was like 37 I think

[dreamy knoll]

They ran out

[brisk shard]

Not the hottest ive been too

[thin prairie]

Throwing a watermelon at rika like that one cat gif

[brisk shard]

Turkey was BAD dude that shit was so hot

[ruby zealot]

I don't get like burns you can see physically (I think?) but I look like a chocolate caramel bar

[languid grove]

Oh wait nevermind another drink brand I like does watermelon drinks

[indigo hull]

yeah thats like just under 100F

thats hot

[ruby zealot]

I can imagine

[brisk shard]

Turkey was like

Mid 40s

I got sun stroke from not enough water

I think ive told this story before I cba to explain it again

Anyways

[indigo hull]

thats approaching the highest temperatures in places like Arizona and New Mexico

in the summer

[brisk shard]

I think id die if I went to Texas

[indigo hull]

right in the middle at 45C is equal to 113F

[brisk shard]

Texas looks waaaay too hot

[dreamy knoll]

Oh thats all?

[brisk shard]

Veemo arent you from Oceania

[indigo hull]

yeah thats hot for this side of the equator

i imagine its wayy worse in Australia

[dreamy knoll]

Mhm

[indigo hull]

-# wait thats not how heat works

[dreamy knoll]

Where i used to live in australia peaked at like 55c

[indigo hull]

wow

131F

[brisk shard]

My family want me to go meet my other family in Uganda in summer next year

[ruby zealot]

DAMN

[brisk shard]

Which is scary because Uganda is right next to the equator

I dont wanna like, burn to death

[indigo hull]

the highest ever recorded in Phoenix AZ was 122F

[dreamy knoll]

Heatwaves averaged around 45 to 49c everyday for like a week straight

[languid jackal]

Wait so for me to pet thestrals in hogwarts legacy i had to use an item to get it into a vivarium

[ruby zealot]

[languid jackal]

Bruh

[brisk shard]

Its kinda sunny today

Its colder though

[dreamy knoll]

Worst part its always at christmas

[indigo hull]

122F = 50C

[brisk shard]

14C

[indigo hull]

so its closer than i thought

but thats the record high

[dreamy knoll]

Yes and no due to the fact that we get closer to the sun then america so the uv hurts more

[indigo hull]

yeah i imagine

why did the British colonize Australia again?

like seriously

[brisk shard]

Idk for the fun of it probably

[dreamy knoll]

Not even joking like every ad break theres a slip slop slap seek and slide ad

[brisk shard]

They colonised everything

[languid jackal]

Oh according to the wiki thestrals can appear anytime after completing a quest which has a character dying in a way

[dreamy knoll]

Almost everythinh

[indigo hull]

i mean realistically it started as prison colonies

[brisk shard]

British were evil

[languid jackal]

I rlly thought they were a one time appearance

[indigo hull]

I haven't the slightest clue when the first actual Civilian settlements were established

[brisk shard]

British Empire was definitely one of the worst things to happen to the world

[dreamy knoll]

Where in australia?

[brisk shard]

Although we probably wouldn't be here without it so

[indigo hull]

originally it was just known as the Colony of New South Wales

[languid grove]

Probably for the kangaroos

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah fr it wasnt sydney tho

[indigo hull]

Port Jackson

[languid grove]

I love how my grandma cannot give me a straight answer on if I can come and pick up my bikini and stuff tomorrow

[brisk shard]

Wait, did Australia have gold mines?

That might of been the reason why

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah it was just off where shitney (sydney) is located

[thin prairie]

Not the gay answer

[ruby zealot]

Yes

[brisk shard]

"Maybe"

[languid grove]

Very gay answer

[brisk shard]

Or "ill think about it"

[brisk shard]

That could probably be a reason

[languid grove]

She said she’ll call me later, my microphone is also at hers hence why I haven’t been able to vc

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah and a shit ton of iron, coal, oil and uranium

[brisk shard]

Fossil fuels too yeah

[elfin wing]

ok, run submitted

[brisk shard]

I dont think England has a natural occurance of gold, or its all mined out, I cant remember

[dreamy knoll]

And fuel for reactors and weapons of mass destruction

[ruby zealot]

Didn't England send criminals into Australia at first?

[indigo hull]

I think in Britain its mostly Coal

im not sure about other resources

[brisk shard]

Yeah Australia was a place for prisoners basically

Which is insane

[dreamy knoll]

Im sending my cassowary at u

[ruby zealot]

England prisons were overcrowded as fuck so

[elfin wing]

#gaming

[ruby zealot]

What are you listening to?

[ruby zealot]

Thales hi

[indigo hull]

good timing considering it was like a decade before Wolfe Tone began his uprising in Ireland

[brisk shard]

I mean, it made sense, we used to arrest men and women for "looking" like a criminal

[elfin wing]

bad omens
artificial (can't say this word, it's against rules)

[indigo hull]

even worse for the Irish

well actually i cant argue that one

crime was rampant everywhere

[brisk shard]

Irish were definitely very oppressed though

[dreamy knoll]

Glaggle u should run might of sent a emu at ya

[brisk shard]

They still are

[indigo hull]

yeah

[elfin wing]

the #1 spot for the 0-2 speedruns is taken by a mod

[brisk shard]

England controls all the countries in the U.K with an iron fist

[indigo hull]

very unfortunately

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah and they still lost america and their support from the french

Deadass america has french support

[brisk shard]

Americans realised "hold on, we dont HAVE to be controlled by these guys"

[dreamy knoll]

While us and canada did it peacefully

[toxic horizon]

cheese.

[indigo hull]

a lot of people fail to recognize the contributions of Von Steuben

he practically transformed in the Continental Army into a fighting force

[toxic horizon]

is that glaggleman

[indigo hull]

he's also suspected to have been gay but there's nothing confirming it other than him being a lifelong bachelor

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah i had to deal with revolutions and we had to deal with america/french revolutions and the russian one too

[indigo hull]

ok my bad

could've worded that better

still even a lot of Americans fail to recognize his contributions

[dreamy knoll]

Ok its 12:30am dont expect me to have a functional brain

[indigo hull]

lol

[coral token]

history in my damn chat at 11am hell to the fucking no

[dreamy knoll]

Like my brain has bigger fish to fry

Tables

[coral token]

cut that off

[vocal imp]

No messages for an entire minute. This Discord really fell off🥀🥀🥀

[coral token]

how about i stab you 50 times

[dreamy knoll]

Tables there are no rules about history in chat

[vocal imp]

No pls

[coral token]

are you deadass

[indigo hull]

the only thing close to it would be the discussion of certain groups in World War 2

[brisk shard]

TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS!

[indigo hull]

and even Im not daring to bring it up

[coral token]

yes, which was close to happening at times

and if you don't bring it up, someone else might

it's also way too damn early to talk about nerd shit

[dreamy knoll]

Not for me its like late af

[ruby zealot]

It's the perfect time for me so I'm chilling

[coral token]

12:30am is technically early ermm

[ruby zealot]

[dreamy knoll]

Not rly for the sole reason of i havent slept yet

[coral token]

erm by definition your 24h day just started

therefore it's as early in the day as it can be

🤓

[indigo hull]

well look whos talking about nerd shit now

[bright mica]

No no he got a point…

[ruby zealot]

NERD!

[coral token]

gas

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah well my brain is still lagging so give me another 25 mins

[brisk shard]

Uhm ashually

[bright mica]

Petrol

[brisk shard]

Time zones

[coral token]

ermm i just explained above

[elfin wing]

zamn my speedrun gonna be denied

[coral token]

my reasoning is totally correct

[brisk shard]

Erm its 15:00 here

[coral token]

erm who cares about you anyways

[bright mica]

Is everyone suddenly turning into a nerd?

[brisk shard]

Erm what the sigma

[coral token]

your mom

[dreamy knoll]

Didnt u fail geography?

[ruby zealot]

Why?

[brisk shard]

...

Low blow

[coral token]

roasted

[bright mica]

Chicken!

[ruby zealot]

Someone @ Kennedy for Kit's geography quizz

[elfin wing]

had it set to fps single value instead of details

[brisk shard]

No thanks

[coral token]

how about we roast you alive.

[indigo hull]

ok so i've made my World War 1 zombies into the 28 Days later type

[ruby zealot]

[brisk shard]

NOOOO POLITICS WEEWOOWEEWOO

[bright mica]

NOO- (dead)

[rotund mason]

HAHA, GREAT TIME

[brisk shard]

YOU CANT MENTION THAT RAAAAAAH!

[coral token]

banned

[rotund mason]

HEY KITSUNE

[brisk shard]

Hi Kennedy

[rotund mason]

YKW TIME IT IS?

[bright mica]

That’s also RP?

[dreamy knoll]

Ill agree with kitsune hell no i rather not want to throw a history book and a shit ton of geography books at this man

[coral token]

no

[brisk shard]

It is 3:38PM or 15:38 depending on your clock

I use military so

[rotund mason]

Geography time

[bright mica]

Oh ok I got scared for a sec

[ruby zealot]

I KNEW IT I FUCKING KNEW IT

[formal yarrow]

W pfp and bio

[dreamy knoll]

Kennedy please no

[bright mica]

Thx my man

[coral token]

no

[rotund mason]

You mentioned it

[indigo hull]

how?

[ruby zealot]

HOLY SHIT

[brisk shard]

Nope

Nuh uh

[rotund mason]

Yes brodie

[indigo hull]

where is Luxemourg

[formal yarrow]

Ur so right

[coral token]

luxemourg

[indigo hull]

FUCK

[brisk shard]

Luxembourg

[coral token]

point and laugh.

[rotund mason]

Anyways how've we been

[dreamy knoll]

Kennedy can we do one for popcorn chicken (puppet)

[languid grove]

I wonder why we call it sunscreen instead of sun cream

[ruby zealot]

^
|
Here's Luxembourg

[bright mica]

Thank you very much my dude your pfp is nice too

[brisk shard]

Because its a screen that reflects the UV Rays

[indigo hull]

yeah

[languid grove]

But it’s also a cream

[rotund mason]

Nah lol

[brisk shard]

Sunscreencream

[rotund mason]

I decide who gets it and who doesn't

[languid grove]

[indigo hull]

do you not have spray on sunscreen in the UK?

its very common in the US

[brisk shard]

Yes we do

[dreamy knoll]

We should compare the 2 data sets

[bright mica]

Hey Kennedy!

[indigo hull]

ah

[brisk shard]

How come we dont call ice cream ice ice

[rotund mason]

Hey MHA enjoyer
Hru

[bright mica]

Pretty good hbu?

[dreamy knoll]

Imma throw ice at u

[languid grove]

We do but spray on seems less effective

[rotund mason]

Not bad myself

[languid grove]

I would rather just use a cream

So I know I’m fully covered

[dreamy knoll]

Rika better idea u just dont go outside

[bright mica]

Idk maybe cuz they guy who invented it said so

[indigo hull]

thats fair

idk what to tell you on terminology then

[languid grove]

BUT I WANNA 💔

[compact sky]

hello people

[dreamy knoll]

Valid but like if u dont go outside u wont get sunburnt

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[compact sky]

hello other things

[indigo hull]

im a particle

[brisk shard]

I go outside a lot

Its nice, I would suggest

[formal yarrow]

Haha thanks ^^

[dreamy knoll]

It just cheaper to not go outside

[indigo hull]

im only allowed to smoke weed outside

so i go outside and touch grass while i smoke grass

[brisk shard]

Weed is "illegal" here

[thin prairie]

Yeah

[brisk shard]

I say illegal with speech bubbles because police dont really enforce it

[indigo hull]

im not surprised

[crisp hornet]

pretty sure its legal where i live

[brisk shard]

It'll probably become legal in the future if the government find out how to make it profitable

[brittle moss]

Weed is legal where I'm from

[bright mica]

Crazy

[indigo hull]

Virginia did that recently

[crisp hornet]

i dont remember if ohio made it legal or not

[brisk shard]

Brighton literally smells of weed

[bright mica]

Also crazy

[brisk shard]

Thats how many people smoke it here

[indigo hull]

very funny you mention Brighton

[brisk shard]

The air smells of weed

[indigo hull]

in my WW1 Zombie Apocalypse AU thats how the plague gets to the UK

via an infected ship from France

[dreamy knoll]

Why australia (au)

[indigo hull]

erm, it actually means gold

Aureus

[crisp hornet]

i thought that said Arceus for a sec lol

[dreamy knoll]

It is also another way of saying australia

[indigo hull]

ik lol

too many things share the same abbreviations

[dreamy knoll]

We got australia, stray oz, aus, au, aussie, the land down unda, hell, florida if it was scarier, satan's playground, spider hq

Could continue but its boring

[indigo hull]

The Land of Mad Max

[brittle moss]

indeed

[dreamy knoll]

Imma dm u a fun fact

[indigo hull]

Cool

[static dome]

zorp

[formal yarrow]

Same bro. It’s wild because there’s like 7 places close together

[static dome]

why is my name friend

[coral token]

your name probably broke the server rules and the bot changed it.

[static dome]

catman??

[coral token]

no, you set it to a blank name with nothing and the bot doesn't like that

[static dome]

oh okay

[prime canopy]

Waaaaaa, my partner is working

[bright mica]

Unwork him

[crisp hornet]

get him fired

[prime canopy]

I’m gonna pull them out of employment

[indigo hull]

make him backwards compatible on Sega GameGear

no no even better

Atari Lynx

[thin prairie]

Pure evil
Gotta kill you for that

[prime canopy]

They get no breaks at all 🥺

[bright mica]

Make one

[dry rock]

Not even a lunch?

[lusty gorge]

E

[zenith charm]

Hi

[thin prairie]

Stink

[dry rock]

If they work a certain amount of time they have to get a lunch

[dry rock]

U stinky

[dreamy knoll]

🫴

[dry rock]

Thank u for the food

[prime canopy]

Somehow that’s legal, and they have no choice but to stay at this job , cause the freaking job market

[lusty gorge]

Anytime, broblinskimatorinator

[thin prairie]

I'm going to get the crowbar

[dry rock]

1200 scrap

And when u get it ima say AWW MY FUCKING KNEES

[thin prairie]

As in
I'm going to hit you with the crowbar
Bitch

[lusty gorge]

You can use my crowbar if you can't find urs

[indigo hull]

Croseph Bar

Croe Bar

[thin prairie]

then I'mma just get crow

[dry rock]

That shouldn't be legal if they work 8 hour shifts

[lusty gorge]

🐦‍⬛

[languid grove]

Meow

[thin prairie]

[zenith charm]

Meow meow

[lusty gorge]

Rikachet

[indigo hull]

Rika and Clank

does anyone else suddenly remember that Ratchet and Clank got a movie every now and again

[lusty gorge]

Ayyy I like that ratchet and clank reference homeslice

[prime canopy]

They work 3 hour shift, I think

[lusty gorge]

When the fuck did they get a movie

[indigo hull]

god i wanna say at least a decade ago

[prime canopy]

Like 2019, fairly okay prequel

Forgettable af

[lusty gorge]

Ah.

[prime canopy]

Maybe a lot earlier than that

[lusty gorge]

What is the best movie based off of a video game?

[indigo hull]

yeah no it was in 2016

[dry rock]

Okay then thats legal

[indigo hull]

i guess it was a tie in to the 2016 remake

barely missed the bar for making its money back

[dry rock]

U have to work more than 5 to get a lunch

[indigo hull]

grossed only like 14 million against its budget of 20 million

[prime canopy]

The Netflix monster hunter movie ( NOT THE ONE FROM THE STUDIO THAT MADE THE RESIDENT EVIL MOVIE )

[indigo hull]

I enjoyed Welcome to Raccoon City

[thin prairie]

Speaking of lunch

[lusty gorge]

Haven't seen this but I'll keep it in mind

[dry rock]

I'm eating mine

[languid grove]

It’s 4pm gurl

[little sapphire]

speaking of lunch, i ordered noodles and company

[dreamy knoll]

You

[thin prairie]

After dinner lunch.....

[prime canopy]

From 9:30 to 14:30 that’s barely 5 hours , my math is wrong

[little sapphire]

Noodles and Co is GAS

[prime canopy]

Hai :3

[languid grove]

Dinner is not for another 2 hours for me

[dreamy knoll]

🫴

[dreamy knoll]

Only 2 hours?

[prime canopy]

Yay !

[thin prairie]

I've had lamb and mash

[languid grove]

Yeah I eat at around 6pm

[languid grove]

YUM

[thin prairie]

With gravy

[dreamy knoll]

6pm was like 7 hours ago for me

[indigo hull]

6pm isnt for another seven hours for me

guess i should fight a war in that time frame

[native geyser]

h-heh!! 67 mango aura rizz! Packgod so tuff!

[dreamy knoll]

Or 3

[indigo hull]

time to make the Seven Hour War a reality

[thin prairie]

I think I felt physical emotional mental and spiritual pain from this message

[indigo hull]

i think we all have

[lime birch]

hey guys who wants some pizza

[brisk shard]

This guy definitely played Blox Fruits with their LIFE on the line...

[native geyser]

fo' shizzle

[dreamy knoll]

I felt nothing but the void after reading that same message

[native geyser]

never played it in my life

[lusty gorge]

That's cool and all but here's what I want: two number 9s (one large), a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s (one with cheese), and a large soda

[heavy flare]

Good morning everyone

[native geyser]

hands you doo doo feces

[lusty gorge]

[dreamy knoll]

Yuhhhh no this is patrick

[indigo hull]

Partice

[dreamy knoll]

No its patrisha

[lusty gorge]

Take away the 🧊
Now it's just part

[dreamy knoll]

Imma throw part at u

[lusty gorge]

Then I'ma pull a master shifu and throw part back to you

[ripe idol]

My phone case just broke:(
too bad I can’t sent pictures yet

[lusty gorge]

How much DD do you have?

[dreamy knoll]

But heres the thing

[ripe idol]

I dunno, 600 something
Lemme check

663

[lusty gorge]

You forgot to carry the one so its false

[lusty gorge]

Only 800 more dd to go

[ripe idol]

Still far

[lusty gorge]

Not too far from the halfway point tho

[dreamy knoll]

U forgor the second to the 900th brick flying at ur door knob

[ripe idol]

IG so…

[lusty gorge]

NOT MY DOOR KNOB

[indigo hull]

MY JORTS

[ripe idol]

What is going on 😭

I think I’ll take my leave

Bye

[lusty gorge]

WE WERE GONNA GET MARRIED

[dreamy knoll]

What?

[lusty gorge]

MY DOOR KNOB IS DEAD

[indigo hull]

reminds me of the time Caddicarus married a brick wall

[dreamy knoll]

Should of forgotten the 1

[crisp hornet]

i leave for didney worl today

[indigo hull]

[dreamy knoll]

Where didney worl?

[timid plover]

Heya, Paisanos!

[crisp hornet]

SUPER MARIO?!

[crisp hornet]

Orlando, its a trip for the fine arts classes in my school

im in band

[dreamy knoll]

Ah disney world

[timid plover]

Yep!

[crisp hornet]

wheres Luigi?

I want Luigi

[indigo hull]

died when the undead hordes reached Venice

[mellow aspen]

He’s backstage after the movie

[crisp hornet]

Oh so thats who Wario's sellin the fent to

[timid plover]

[proper gyro]

whats with Jimmy and 50k

[crisp hornet]

biblethump

isaac

[ripe idol]

Yeoy

[lusty gorge]

@daring plaza ay come back here bustah!

[crisp hornet]

,

shit didnt mean to post anything

[indigo hull]

On this day in 1652 Dutch merchant Jan Van Riebeeck established the supply post that would become Cape Town, South Africa

[coral token]

.

on this date, 50 years ago, i dropped a bomb on your house

[humble isle]

Liar, my house wasn’t built yet

[indigo hull]

For the VOC (Dutch East India Company/Vereenidge Oostindische Compagnie

[thin prairie]

Damn your old

[coral token]

exactly

[crisp hornet]

same, thales is liar

[ripe idol]

Little do you know, IM NOT FIFTY!!! AHAHAHAH

[coral token]

you're 51

[ripe idol]

Dang! How does he do it XDD

[indigo hull]

In 46 BC this same day Caesar defeated Metellus Scipio and Cato the Younger at Thapsus

[ripe idol]

[ripe idol]

Sure bro

[urban valve]

Woah woah woah @sudden nest do your job man

This is VIOLENCE

[indigo hull]

In 1808 JJ Astor established the American Fur Company which would transform him into America’s First Millionaire

[urban valve]

wouldn’t that be the government 🤔

[verbal anchor]

No

[indigo hull]

He was a German immigrant actually

From Walldorf

[urban valve]

Well I’m taking about the first millionaire, if the government has possession of the money

[crisp hornet]

even jimmy bot knows violence is the answer

[urban valve]

Though I guess they don’t own it

[urban valve]

Peace and harmony

[bleak warren]

apologies i was asleep earlier when the hacked account was here

[indigo hull]

The US also entered World War 1 on this day in 1917

[coral token]

hello i am a hacked account

[urban valve]

Banned

[coral token]

pls give me ur bank accounts

[crisp hornet]

i think were too far gone for that

[bleak warren]

did you see who it was? i'm shocked honestly

[indigo hull]

idk ask Peanut

They were the one who banned it I think

[coral token]

no but peanut was up early and did something for once

so it's ok

[urban valve]

lol

[drowsy bridge]

I’ve been having strange dreams recently. Last night I had a dream where there was a hotel but you had to watch an ai slop story and then the room got haunted

[indigo hull]

Kinda hard to ignore when they can put it in every chat they can

[coral token]

hello everynyan thank you for your support

[bleak warren]

it shows in the logs

[thin prairie]

Who?

Also hey smudge

[bleak warren]

not someone y'all would know probably

[thin prairie]

Probably not lol

[indigo hull]

Idk I was more inclined to think it was another bot

[bleak warren]

but i thought Thales might

[gritty temple]

Hello I’m evil and hacked account, click on this evil link that will give you 3 trillion viruses

[coral token]

getting hacked in the big 26

[urban valve]

I had a dream where I took a dew dew and then woke up and I shit the bed

[coral token]

hello click this for 5

[indigo hull]

But I use Protogent Antivirus

[drowsy bridge]

And another dream where I met Markiplier at spirit Halloween except he was like 7 feet tall and wearing a cloak

[thin prairie]

Hello I'm gay give me your money

[crisp hornet]

I lost my data

[humble isle]

Click click click

[drowsy bridge]

????

[urban valve]

Wut

[indigo hull]

I don’t see any copyright problems with their mascot

[urban valve]

I didn’t say that it was ai

[indigo hull]

I hope you have a nightmare and shit the bed

[crisp hornet]

I LOVED Super Why when i was a lil kid

[indigo hull]

[bleak warren]

idk i probably remember more random users than most people here. it's not really a useful skill

[urban valve]

Wouldn’t that be a dream?

[indigo hull]

…

[urban valve]

And then when you wake up it’s a nightmare

[indigo hull]

I’m stealing your air fryer

[crisp hornet]

im stealing your air fryer

[verbal anchor]

Nooooo

[indigo hull]

no not yours

Also hai

[verbal anchor]

Ok. Phew

[verbal anchor]

Hallo

[urban valve]

I used my air fryer once

[shy kraken]

Humans

[verbal anchor]

Did it explode

[urban valve]

And it was to make chicken nuggets and I burnt them so I hate it now

[shy kraken]

Hello

[indigo hull]

Oh so you won’t miss it then

[verbal anchor]

Hallo

[shy kraken]

Hru?

[verbal anchor]

Magical

[indigo hull]

Bold to assume I’m a human

[shy kraken]

Nice

[verbal anchor]

You're a Glaggle

[indigo hull]

Where would Glaggleland be located on the map?

[urban valve]

Core

[crisp hornet]

I identify as nothing, i do not exist, im a figment of your imagination

[verbal anchor]

Uhhhh. Germany

[indigo hull]

Germany it is

[urban valve]

I like my answer better

[bleak warren]

humans are strange

[verbal anchor]

Ofc you do

[indigo hull]

We’re working on establishing a park on the Outer Core

Be patient

[crisp hornet]

hope its as good as the one in the inner core

[urban valve]

Have a ride that goes down into the inner core for a few seconds

[indigo hull]

That’s gonna be the main attraction

[urban valve]

Glove world 2.0

[indigo hull]

Along with a Liquid Metal wave pool

[crisp hornet]

im wearing a spongebob shirt rn

[verbal anchor]

Nuh uh. Honchkrow shirt

[crisp hornet]

i love spongerobert and his silly tomfoolery

[indigo hull]

Wait I totally forgot William Henry Harrison kicked the bucket two days ago

[crisp hornet]

I wish i had a Honchkrow shirt

[urban valve]

John SquarePants

[indigo hull]

John Donne

[bleak warren]

spongejohn squareman

[indigo hull]

John Man

The first human ever

[urban valve]

1 day in the break and I’m already going to sleep at 4 am

[indigo hull]

and his wife Jane Woman

[crisp hornet]

better than my school week sleep schedule

[verbal anchor]

What if hes gay? For Michael Man

[bleak warren]

Adam and Steve?

[crisp hornet]

insomnia sucks

[indigo hull]

Eve but transmasc

[urban valve]

I’m going to go shower cuz I’m like that yo

[verbal anchor]

Yes

[drowsy bridge]

[crisp hornet]

Diamond armor FULL SET! -Steve

[bleak warren]

theory

minecraft is the garden, steve is adam

[humble isle]

Alex and Steve are Adam and Eve after transitioning.

[indigo hull]

holy shit you might be onto something

Both of you

[coral token]

addie and jim

[indigo hull]

If MatPat is right then religion has some rather deep ties to Minecraft

[bleak warren]

is herobrine satan?

[bright mica]

I think more closely like a god??

[indigo hull]

More of just an Antichrist in general

In my opinion

[coral token]

he is literally invoqued by a satanic ritual

nothing godlike about that

[bright mica]

Ehh idk

I’m dumb

[coral token]

using NETHER STONE

from HELL

[indigo hull]

Yeah

[crisp hornet]

The glistering melon is the forbiden fruit, its the only fruit you cant eat

[indigo hull]

The Nether was originally known as just Hell

Well I wouldn’t wanna eat a melon with chunks of gold in it

But its magical properties are less clear

[bright mica]

Then how can you eat golden apple or carrot in mincraft but not glistering melon

Hmmmm?

[indigo hull]

Because it can be assume those are just coated in an edible gold film?

It does exist

way more expensive than it should be but it exists

[bright mica]

Damn I think we need matpat guys for ts

[split estuary]

Hello finally gained the courage to say smth

[bright mica]

Hello random citizen

[indigo hull]

We should rotate France 90 degrees and call it the French Revolution

[split estuary]

I was originally gonna be here for the emojis, memes, and art but I decided why not interact

[humble isle]

I draw for a living! It sucks and I hate it

[bright mica]

You have enough dd?

[crisp hornet]

I will become back my money

[lusty gorge]

I'm || bringing sexy|| back

[indigo hull]

Patrick Backtrick

[bright mica]

Patrick backtrick backflip

[split estuary]

I just joined recently I'm still re reading rules and stuff so I don't accidentally mess up

[indigo hull]

Radickle corpse stunts

[bright mica]

Oh ok then you need to earn more if you recently joined

[lusty gorge]

Patrick backtrick backflip holding a rachet eating rat shit but not a lot cuz he needs to ration

[split estuary]

Understood

Oh hey a Shadow Milk

[bright mica]

Ummm yea you win my guy

[indigo hull]

Erm, *Ratchet

[lusty gorge]

Yes it is me
Smurf blood cookie

[frigid cedar]

Erm, Crank

[bright mica]

Crink crank cronk

[indigo hull]

WRONG LEVER

Kronk

[frigid cedar]

I wish Kronk was real

Kronk best Himbo

[lusty gorge]

Crick crank cronk pull the lever kronk to upgrade my stonks so I can be with the strongs that grill with tongs

[lusty gorge]

I wish most Disney characters were real cuz then dating rates would skyrocket

[frigid cedar]

lmao

[lusty gorge]

Dibs on Randal btw

[split estuary]

So to get more dd I just need to interact more with the server? Well guess I gotta slither put of my comfort zone

[dreamy knoll]

You

[twin holly]

Chatting gets you dd

[lusty gorge]

put

[frigid cedar]

dibs on eugene

actually wait

[indigo hull]

Eugene Krabs

[lusty gorge]

Specifically tho Randal with the glasses

[frigid cedar]

dibs on Marluxia

[lusty gorge]

Love me a nerdy boy

[frigid cedar]

lmao

[lusty gorge]

Besides if I don't like someone Randal can just turn invisible and scare them
He was the #2 scarer after all

[frigid cedar]

honestly Goofy wouldn't make a bad spouse

[split estuary]

If we're calling dibs on Disney characters I call dibs on Milo

[lusty gorge]

Goofy isn't even dumb either he's just a dad trying to bond with his son

Hell I'd marry goofy if I could

[frigid cedar]

||im having flashbacks to Milo showing his private stash to Tarzan||

[lethal sierra]

5esitess6394etyrpyxrrudpfodyrdtuf

[lusty gorge]

Milo?
Milo Murphy?

[dreamy knoll]

You

[frigid cedar]

Kratos best dad

[dreamy knoll]

The real milo

[split estuary]

Atlantis The Lost Empire

[bright mica]

Can I have some?

[dreamy knoll]

No

[bright mica]

:(((

[indigo hull]

goated movie

[lethal sierra]

Hello vimo hru doing

[split estuary]

Ye

[dreamy knoll]

Im ok just been streaming while on term break

[lusty gorge]

R A I N S T O E M

[frigid cedar]

Gantu

[lusty gorge]

All ears keep talking

[frigid cedar]

big

fish

man

[split estuary]

Fish

[lusty gorge]

One of my hear me outs is Kinitopet and idk why

[split estuary]

What is it? Did I do smth wrong?

[lusty gorge]

Nah just wondering how your day is

[frigid cedar]

shout out to fish gotta be one of my favorite genders

[lethal sierra]

You know what that means..

[indigo hull]

FEESH

[bright mica]

FISH!!

[split estuary]

Oh it's going good. Gonna go out shopping with my mom and brother

[frigid cedar]

Fish

[split estuary]

Gonna be smelling candles

[dreamy knoll]

I stream 8 hours today?

[frigid cedar]

that is my vocal stim of choice

[split estuary]

I like saying bread

[frigid cedar]

I went to an aquarium with my friends, we were so cooked

I said fish at least 86548 times

[lusty gorge]

My new vocal stim is probably the integrity of The one who's running the show

[indigo hull]

i have several

[bright mica]

Why I can’t say bread with thumbs up?

[indigo hull]

spam

[bright mica]

How?

[lusty gorge]

The bread incident

[indigo hull]

was this an actual incident

[lusty gorge]

Can't even have the emoji in a text

[coral token]

of 1995

[frigid cedar]

sometimes I vocal stim Why are you gay!?

[split estuary]

What happened?

[bright mica]

That one tik tok vid?

[indigo hull]

exactly

[bright mica]

Ohhhhh ok so that’s why

[bleak warren]

usually, if you don't understand why something is blocked, it's because it got spammed so much that we had to prevent that

[lusty gorge]

I'ma steal that for when I talk to my gay brit friend

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[frigid cedar]

I am gay so I say it to myself

[lusty gorge]

Wait smudge quick question

[indigo hull]

tell them to get crazy with the cheese whiz

[frigid cedar]

and occasionally my dog

[split estuary]

Dang

[frigid cedar]

I also Vocal stim quote George w Bush sometimes

[coral token]

💀

[lusty gorge]

Why can't you say the eight wonders of the world in a single text?

[frigid cedar]

I believe fish and humans can live in harmony

[bleak warren]

what?

[dreamy knoll]

Text wall smayhaps?

[coral token]

sushi

[indigo hull]

oh yeah we never figured that out

[indigo hull]

one of the words of the Eight Wonders of the Ancient World is apparently blocked

[lusty gorge]

I tried to type it out but for some reason it didn't let me

[indigo hull]

it didn't text wall it

[split estuary]

I'm in 29 servers and a few of them are just dead and like four of them I barely do anything thing in except look around or with some I just say hi or send smth

[bleak warren]

there are 7 wonders

not 8

[indigo hull]

the Colosseum is sometimes included as the eighth

[lusty gorge]

...
STILL

[bright mica]

That’s another mystery we need to solve gang let’s go!

[bleak warren]

hmm

[lusty gorge]

Fred?

[indigo hull]

and i have some historical evidence for it

[bright mica]

Yea scooby doo

[coral token]

N O NO IT'S OK

[bleak warren]

if you send it i can probably see the reason the bot blocked it

[coral token]

8 WONDERS

[dreamy knoll]

Smudge ive got a question

[naive bough]

Ok

[coral token]

SETTLED

[indigo hull]

yeah

[coral token]

phew

[indigo hull]

i'll share my evidence

[bleak warren]

what's your question

[coral token]

NO

[naive bough]

Are you tuff or suff

[lusty gorge]

Aight I'll DM it to you rq

[bleak warren]

nono hang on

don't DM it to me

i read through the list and i don't get what was blocked

[lusty gorge]

Oop-

[coral token]

send it here

[bleak warren]

i need the message sent here so i can see what the bot is blocking

[coral token]

i will remove the warning

[dreamy knoll]

If i gain energy from the sun am i still human or am i an ai?

[indigo hull]

i'll be a fall guy

[west sorrel]

Good morning !!

[bright mica]

That’s vitamin d

[coral token]

i see what it is

[bleak warren]

the accents over some of the letters

[coral token]

Chichén Itzá

[bleak warren]

non-english characters are blocked

[coral token]

the bot blocks those kinds of accents

[indigo hull]

OH

[dreamy knoll]

But i dont eat food tho

[lusty gorge]

Ohhhh

[indigo hull]

Chichen Itza isnt even considered one of the seven wonders though

[lusty gorge]

Ok that makes sense

[lethal sierra]

Rocket fart into the air weeeeeeeeeee

[bleak warren]

yeah, i didn't see that on wikipedia

[indigo hull]

yeah

tbh it should be included

[bright mica]

Welp you have no choice buddy because your forced to

[indigo hull]

actually wait i see why its not included

[lusty gorge]

*you're ☝️🤓

[indigo hull]

its believed to have been build around 600 to 900 AD

[dreamy knoll]

Not rly

[indigo hull]

which would make it the newest of the wonders

[crisp hornet]

life without parole

[lusty gorge]

What the fuck bro?

[indigo hull]

thats not very cool bromania

[lusty gorge]

Just because I almost caused a zombie apocalypse?

[lethal sierra]

Banana Terracotta pie

[crisp hornet]

you also commited grand larsony

[indigo hull]

i did

my bad

[lusty gorge]

Dammit you're right

[indigo hull]

thats what i get for playing with World War 1 zombies