#general
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they do?
We do
they did at my HS
So I went back to my home island for the week
i dont
for holidays they always gave us Fridays and Mondays off
but im also on break
thats usually how they did our Spring Break
bring sreak
Our lord and savior Phil
The ground what?
i got ban from kingsammelot
discord
who
Yay?
who?
i love when people do that
No clue at all
Oh, that one
in America its tradition to let a Groundhog decide if we get an early spring or six more weeks of winter
ok
"I just got timed out for a weak because I said slurs in a server 🤣 "
you will be banned from here too
ohhhhhh
so don't
WHAT A PREFIRE
Oh yeah, we called them "Marmota" here
Guys, what if Jimmy's beanie was actually containing his power and he goes ultra instinct without it, which is really why his hair is white?
*week
personally the only thing Groundhog Day was good for was making for a really great Bill Murray movie
i was typing fast
Oh i just thought he got really old
i had to get the prediction
i got Warn
Fine
lmao
*warned
No shit
I wonder why
hes bald we all know this
Go to bed
You are too and go to sleep
Tell that to spider
Well then both of you are bald
Pov: swaps hair
Jimmy must have that Agent Milton cut
Wrong. My hair is like my health bar
The day I go bald is the day I die
time is ticking
ticking is time
Irrelevant. Im gonna live forever
although me saying that i might just eat it anyway
how many times is the bot gonna have to stop you from sending links until you stop trying
it's been like 20 times
take a hint
Time is a tool you can put on the wall or wear it on your wrist
you know ball
I keep a grandfather clock on my wrist at all times
lmao
this is ragebait
or just stupid
maybe if i try it will go through 🤔
Just assume they’re 10 and ban em for it
that is not how it works, sadly
Darn
I wish I could inherit something of my grandpa... not like money or something, more like an object from him
I used to LOVE DHMIS
hot take, ribs are over rated
Oh nah.. they are great
As long as they are prepared well
Oh
the existence of a Mace Windu Bird in Angry Birds Star Wars II implies the existence of a Samuel L. Jackson Bird
Are you Adan?
dear tv show authors
please stop giving my seasons so many depression arcs
Awww
Only if the star wars spinoff isnt real canon and is just a movie in the normal angry birds timeline
that would be sick ngl
Me
well i already have you added
:0
Biting you
Gasp
Says who
Me
She knows she remembers

ferg
Frug
Frick
FUCK
spotlight on next person
meow
cmon poodle
dead name
Bark
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anyone here like planes?
poodle was never your name to begin with so how could it be a dead name 🤔
Sometimes
Real
What do you mean “sometimes”😭 ??
Not really but if I see one flying by I do like to stare at it
.l,;kiujytgv
"haha sometimes"
I mean sometimes
I have to ride planes a lot so... eeeh...
i remember i rode a plane to see my grandparents but I was alone and i was so scared
i was in a plane like 19 years ago once, never again
like to the point where i'd accepted death
i felt like it was the plane from Hotel Transylvania
never been in a plane before
My connection was bugging so I only saw this and not the 2 messages before it
I'm kinda forced to travel in planes, I live in an archipelago and my college is in another island, so I have to fly their constantly.
ow i bit my tongue
That sounds expensive
Eat a lemon
Well insular flights are cheaper, but they are still kinda expensive when they are so much
Lemon
Demon?
They do give us free snacks in the flights tough... chocolate bars, water and candies.
I remember one time I ate a lemon and forgot about the large cut I had on my finger
Very unpleasant
Leemon
its bleeding how do i stop it if its on my tongue
bandaid
Ice
Cold
Alternatively leave it
Tounge heal fast
what if George Washington was French?
We all die, every one of us, 0 survivors
remember it was the French who helped the US gain independence
I learned that I wasn't subed to Jimmy's vod channel after a year
who even is
blank
Who's jimmy
blank is a admin
the only thing i need to do now is upgrade my GB capacity for apps in my pc
i dont even have a terabyte of capacity
not even 500 GB
Anything cool happening soon?
we get it
Gangs gonna get timed out and warned smh
Obliterate
i just tested my upgraded pc that has 32 gb ram instead of 16 gb ram
THEY HAVE RAM
Sure you are
Something like that happened to me before
My internet is so inconsistent...
pls pop the AI bubble
I sent a message once and 3 of “Oh that’s Carne Asada” were sent
soon my friend
cried rivers for a bit on how expensive it was
Yep, we gotta pop that shit
Please, the economy. I’d prefer for it to slowly go away rather than suddenly pop
Roast Meat?
Hello
raid the AI data centers for their RAM /j
Goober
ram more like 🐏
Do androids dream of electronic sheep?
🪧
No they dream of R2 droids
Alright
Hi
You!!!
Hello
Hruu
Im the same as yesterday 🥲 hru??
Noooooooo. (Im magical)
Also i found out one of my fish can jump, ive never seen a betta do that
He tried to jump and get the lady bug that was on the top of his tank cover
He failed
Thats good

_ _
whens the next ylyl
tomorrow
Why are you joking? Let’s just do this
Lezduit
Autumn!
Hi rose
Hruu
I should really be focusing rn yet I am not. Well focused but on something other than what I should be focusing on. Hbu
Im sooooo bored.
And also really wanna cherish Aries lol
Hallo!
entries on mondays
hiii
ah
Whatcha doooin
it looks like an album cover
listening to music, wbu?
Same lol
what song?
Undead Lullaby by JT Music
My butt hurts
Oh lol
Drink some water
😭
niceee
yus
Hallo Demon!
Beller
Hruu
Work is going to shit as always
waiting to go to break
I see
Even though theres not enough people
If someone is born on December 31st, and they celebrate their birthday the week after, is that a late celebration or is it an early celebration? 🤔
i just played chess of all things against my friends for like 3 hours
humans can't travel to the past, so it's a late celebration
Wsp yall
Ik that, but youre celebrating the birthday a week after it happened but also celebrating it 11 months before its that birthday again that same year
dupwiagpiuwag
Late because birthdays is celebrating you turning the same age as you did on 12/31
Hey chat
I suppose it's late the same reason why January is considered a late Christmas celebration
It's not until like maybe 2 or 3 months that it's considered early
Hey
It better get better

Pretty please
On break finally 
GOOD
So its munching time
What you eating gurl
bwee bwee
What are YOU eating
You
🍋
we live, we love, we lie
live laugh love 💯
Beep
better than pee rocks
Walkin outside and you step on a rock. Wrong, its a poop rock and your day is ruined
The humble coprolite
Speaking from experience?
You’re so right
If you’ve ever touched grass youve dealt with a poop rock
They are everywhere
I get to sleep in 2 more hours than usual!! Hooray!!
Idk about poop rock, but definitely normal poop
Lots of geese in the parks
Woah dude stop bragging youre making the rest of us feel bad/j
I don’t get the reference
There is none
You just step in poop and you’re bragging
Oh I didn’t know I was coming off like that
my grandfather used to give me fossilized poop
thanks for sharing
your welcome
What is this poop chat
Real actually
Lacey!!
Is that just a grandpa thing to do or?
idk
It was poop rock chat but tech priest thinks its cool to only step in normal poop
might of been an ex cia thing
Yo.
I wouldnt know
Hruu
Swagulous.
Yippee
My grandpa worked at a paper mill so i dont think thats what it is
Considering using my moderate talent for monetary gain.
all I knew is he was really invested in me getting a job that I was passionate about me getting a job I loved
in this economy you gotta get what you can get
and now I help run an autistic safehaven
My grandpa wanted me to go into mechanical engineering because i was slightly interested in it and i wasted my high school on that
I wonder if he would be proud
Server boost ain’t gonna pay for themselves. 
Thats cool as hell tho
Do we just get to run in an open field and eat grass and stuff?
we never touch grass
Free roam autism
Not my safe haven then
It is for me tho cos im allergic to grass
Im only free range. Anything else and my flesh is basically spoiled and im inedible
We just sit around and talk about Metal gear rising revengence
Today we will be talking about the memes
Says the person who slept like 10 hours today
and we will especially talk about the bloodshed
Metal gear franchise IS the greatest
It was actually like 12 hours
ive only played the first game
Nvm apparently it was 12 hours
Wsp yall
I’ve played the 5th one and I watched a video about all the lore it’s amazing. I became a fan immediately
my pea brain can comprehend that one
I like stealth games. Especially when the stealth is optional
metal gear and kingdom hearts have the exact same plot
Its not my fault though. Someone gave me a cozy blanket after i woke up and i just had to sleep more after
im not apologizing
Metal gear and the puss in boots 2 movie are vaguely similar
Cos u were going “im colldddd im so cooollllddd i cant get comfortable because im cooollllddd”
Metal gear rising revengence i mean
if only this game was needlessly complex based as hell and had 13 of the same dude
Avatar is just space Pocahontas
When you give a mouse a cookie…
When you give a bub a blankie
I don’t think I’ve ever heard of that one
So true

me and my friends quote the max0r Mgr video a lot

Me when I don't back it up with a source and make it the fuck up
holy cow its 80 degrees in my room
MY SOURCE IS THAT I MADE IT THE FUCK UP JACK!!!
save me
@urban valve go to bed
Ow
I would like die
This is why I have my fan going literally all the time
your a singular rib?
yes
To be fair their name is “rib” not “ribs”
cannibalize
I have neighbors having a party and blasting music at almost midnight this sucks
like that one episode of The Symptom where Home Symptom eats himself
You!!
force your way into the party
drink soda
you now have free soda
all lifes problems are solved
vibe to it wit them
break in, eat all the snacks and drinks, leave.
especially if they have Spart
or turn their power off
Hello rose hru doing
Happy and sad at the same time lol
Why are you sad?
:p
No clue
Hallo Thales!
thats a vibe
Honestly I kinda relate some days I will have a bad mood and will have no idea why
I miss Aries lol. I should probably text her
its probably because the planet is dying or something
What are you on about?
evil hot slender men stealing my earths life energy
What?
happens to the best of us
what \
poorly executed reference sad emoji
_ _
sorry i got hungry and ate the message
||.||

just found out that old people in my country made their own AI slop fruit/vegetable soap opera thing
jsut get me out of south america already bro PLEASE 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭
I want to go there
oh really
Illumi!!
hello
well heres smth things you can expect to see in the beautiful land of south america
things that are supposed to be cheap, but are expensive ✅
70-90% chance of being robbed on broad daylight ✅
a LOT of drunk old men who wanna start fights ✅
kids who yell a lot more than they normally should ✅
Hruu
alright, still not feeling well but playing warframe
I see
Beep
Tech!
Hello Rosé
Hruu
Meh
Wbu
Sad
Sorry to hear that
Yuh
yo wsg
Wsg gangy
why is my name friend
Honestly I don’t know
i dont lol
lol I mean it’s better sometimes to not know
I dont even want to know what's happening right now
FIX BEDROCK MOJANG
Honestly I think I’d call it bugrock
Bedrock is messed i swear
How is it messed?
I play halo and gta but if I play Minecraft its gotta be Java
It’s not messed it just needs fixing
Yea fixes needed is what I mentioned sry
Nah you’re good
It is a bit buggy but from my experience it’s not buggy at all
Only once in a while I get a bit of lag
Skeletons are annoying as shi tho
Am I yapping right now? Pardon my excessive talk
Hello peoples
you gud. My phone gets hot as fuh when I play bedrock and shi
Sounds like my home country
How was Easter for people here
Very nice
I don’t celebrate
It was kinda js a normal day. 
Yea i just slept through most of today
I didn't do that but..
why is this not a sticker here yet?
I mostly played on my Xbox 🎮
we already have this one ↓
Yo @clear grail you being way too loud rn
I can’t lie
Yo
Did someone change my name to this
Or what
😰
Hi


Whats glaggle doin here
Im bleeeeeh
Im thinking
Magic mentioned. I've arrived
Hello
Hallo
Hiii
how can i send memes?
read #roles
ok so read that and thats it?

itll explain how to get it
oh ok thank you
how is it april already jesus
yaaaaaaaawn
YT Thumbnail Crew how do i join this?
and send vids cuz i read them and it didnt show
its still too hot
how do i join it then?
I dont think bro can read
😭😭😭
i read them
in the rules it tells you to look at roles for further information
Did you now?
i dont think you read all the rules in 2 minutes
wait not rules i only read role
Roles explain the dingus dollar system. Clearly you haven't
Sjimmy
ok ill read it
Procrasyinationn
guys
The horse is here
Where!?
In the fields
i'm in a guys apartment and i'm addicted to spray paint that's all you need to know
😭😭
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sorry i ate the message
You
Me?
Hai
Hallo
Hru
???
What???
You got the wrong person.
I haven't said anything here in a week.
Magical
Im so drained
I see
meow
Tmr gonna be a shorter stream
Beavers after building their structures
Beaver fever
Get the beaver fever
Im just drained for streaming 6 hours
Beaver fever beavers with that fever
Beavers just hear running water and their first thought is just
“Absolutely not, we are having none of this”
Fevers with da beavers
Take a break ):
Ive finished for the day but god damn im hungry and too lazy to cook food
Bwaa
Mhm havent eaten yet cuz i woke up and went straight to streaming
Photosynthesize
I need to change the ice pack on my shin but im too comfortable to get up
Cant need to have some energy to do that
Thats how u get the energy tho
Yeah well i need energy to move to a sunny spot
Do any of yall know the peakness that is fire force or souleater
why’d it give it to me a day early
we love national bart day
Happy bart day
Gup
Hello im new to this server 
Nice profile 
Aw thank u

Ur prof also is nice
Thanks!

🌳
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BITCH
BITCH
Youre a bitch 
Liar liar pants on water
I peed?
Yes

HELLO?
Hi

You still stink
Fuck you hop on l4d2
I'm not booting up my pc
Well I was playing with my irl friend anyway 
Explode
Damn

Phew another battle I thought would be tough taken down relatively easy
Have a good day bitch
If mega drampa didn’t feel it’s normal dragon typing I woulda been so screwed

hru hydro
I’m fine, taking a break before getting back to recording. Hbu
drained from my stream earlier
👾
hello guys
im new here
wanted to ask
where do i send videos or is here also fine to send videos
(sorry for my english)
thanks m8
no problem
🍪
Fuck, It’s Today
What’s Next, Tomorrow?
French Frogs
It Monday but no YLYL:(( sad
I think so
!kill @thin prairie

ive been doin pretty good :3
Arie did you watch interstellar?
Nope
Watch it NOW!!!!
Space movies freak me out
why if I may ask?
That's good
Idk they just do
Oh damn
Huh
Just a reference


i thinl
yaaaawn
Wait I just realized how cute the accidental symbolism of this is
tired?
yeha its 3 am
Here its 6 pm

whats better membrane or mechanical?
i like mechanical
Dang you got taller, what have they been feeding you?
membrane sucks in my opinion, like quiet but bad
I've grown up from when we first met and you were a pretty large factor in aiding in that, even if you didn't realize that 
like me

a;slkdjfa;sdlkfjfj

I do find it funny tho how one of us started with a shark then stopped, then the other one became a shark
YEAH OMG
You look like a terraria character
That’s more Minecraft pixel art than terraria
Front facing terrarian
And the shark ones shorter in the hug
Exactly mwehehehe
I almost made me the short one, then I remembered how ungodly tall I am
You coulda, or similar height
And it’s just explained with a stool
Fair enough
But I think it’s cute as is
But nini (my persona) is 7'8"
HEHEHEHE
Maybe stilts then autumn be my height at 5’10
Well yeah because you ARE autumn 
I have a reference I could make but it’d probably come across as mean and I don’t want that
No worries
Literally anything you say I could not take offence to
I mean true but like also I’m not part shark from another planet irl as far as I’m aware. Well as far as I’m aware who knows anything could happen
I was gonna reference “THATS A HUGE BITCH” but I thought that’d be rude lol
Hello everybody my name is welcome… what?
oh umm minecraft
THATS NOT OFFENSIVE AT ALL 
im add*cted to apples and minecraft
I just figured it’d sound mean
Addicted is not a bad word you don't gotta censor it
oops hhha
Girl you are more than welcome to call me/Nini a "big bitch" 
Cause lowk that's what I am
Hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome to five nights at Freddy’s, an indie horror game you guys recommend IN MASS and yamimas played it and said it was really really good
well gotta hatch my eggs byeee
Nah that’s mean I’ll keep calling you pretty lady
NUH UH THATS MY NICKNAME FOR YOU
I love how because of my job I’ve literally memorized that
YOU'RE THE PRETTY LADY 
Yea I was referencing to markiplier when he messed up his intro (finally someone noticed)
Hello hydro 
Markiplier is so generational the kids at my work all instantly know that I’m referencing markiplier
Sounds cute
Markiplier is a generational constant
That's actually so awesome
Ouch that's gonna Leave a
Leave a what?
Glaggle!
I feel like 100 years from now people will still be watching Markiplier (if the Internet is still up by then)
I love making silly little references whether they understand em or not, makes the kids happy
No I'll destroy the internet after my death
According to Game Grumps we would be having YouTube videos injected into our brains like a liquid
So close enough
I just act as goofy as possible around the kids at my work, just because it makes em happy and have fun
WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING CUTE 
Attack
No you lol
Why are u cute?
Hydro is made from sugar, spice and everything nice
I can't say I disagree
Also
IM NOT CUTE RAGHHHHHHH
Unfortunately, they added an unexpected chemical to the mix by accident
Testosterone
Yuh uh


Lies
Still trying to get that one out of me
Erm, women naturally produce testosterone btw 
But like I will do so many silly things since like if the kids are happy and having fun. I’m there to help em learn but if they enjoy their time there, likely they’ll be more willing to pick up that information
Whaddup fellow boney bastards
Yes but I produce too much and need to expunge it
You
Hi lacey
FUCK I NEED DAFT PUNK INJECTED INTO MY BLOODSTREAM
Same gotta take that shit to the exchange
Draining your testosterone like tree sap
And replacing it with estrogen
No gimme it
Oh shit it’s 4:30 am I should sleep
U want t?
Gn hydro
Yes please
Gnight yall, stay safe stay hydrated and have a good one alright?
MOTHERFUCKER I JUST WOKE UP WDYM YOU HAVENT SLEPT
How much e u got?
Go eep
I was up recording lol
I havent either
Wait...do you think I'm trans

No just asking if u got some e so i can have it
I think I have a little e here
Damn
Yup
Yeah well i need more
Also VEE GO TO BED
Try me
Rob the pharmacy idk
I would give up Dr. Pepper if it meant you got a normal amount of sleep every day
More Dr. P for me
Dr. Phil?
Impossible
Dr dill
Maybe
Doctor Philistines
Hi rib
Gn rib
Y'all should sleep
That means you too veems
And you too arie
Glaggle can stay up
Good cos I just woke up not 20 minutes ago
Its 8:45pm tf u mean
Sleep in 2-3 hours
Cant
The run is rising
True
Pushing the sun down the stairs
Plz no
Fine
Where u think it goes when it goes down stairs
Good question
It flash bangs me
Oh

i made gabriel ultrakill cosplay in warframe
hoooly, 3k base shields on harrow and it'll go even more insane
Gup
Tuff
Spikity splat
I don't know what to say bout that
So we meet again
Fuff toods
God please take my soul to a higher plane of existence as I speak
Goomorning
meow

Yo
oh boy 4:30 am
Yippee
Particle Sun
the saint of the sun
it rhymes with Patrick Star
The Hunchback of Bikini Bottom
Morning
Rikaka
Rhesus Macaque
🌲🪨
Hru my friend
🦖
Puppet you stink (🫂🦖)
Am gud, just waiting for friday so i get payed :3
Hi moss
Haiiii :P
Yatta
Now that my work week has ended i can finally continue jojos
Does Jojo have a...bizzare adventure?

Perchance 
I think he have a normal adventure
YOUUUUU
Hi
No way ace is alive?!
No
Yes
Eh still good
Eating your money
And eating this creature
hey thats no cool man
What no
No wait i need that for more socks :<
just gonna let you know my dad passed
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen - Whatever year that damn episode came out
But I’m hunger
But i want more pink sylveon socks
Your getting fossils instead
But i cant wear those :<
Also FRICK YOU
Yes you can have some fossil socks
My dad recently passed away
But my styleee..
i'll give them all back for like a dollar
Sorry for your loss
I’ll buy you some mochi…
Ive never even had mochi..
And I didn't get to see him before he passed away
I miss him so much
peppinoscream.mp3
Biting you back
very throwable
Squishable
Hi syno
Hiya!
Hi Syno
Short 🫵
Hi
Hi oramo
Yep, that's my name
Yes it is
Oramo Zaures
Oregano
Hello!
What if instead of Syno it was Syyes?
I’M NOT SHORT
Take away Not from this sentence to make it truthful
GRRRR
Me imitating a bear:

AGH-
YOU FACKING BICH
Hi
FACK YOU
Save at least one film to photograph one of the eight wonders of the world
What are the eight wonders of the world
which one?
the pyramids in egypt, the colosseum in italy, stuff like that
I think it's the Redeemer
Ohhh cool thanks
Christ the Redeemer?
Ok so it isn't that then
The great wall of china?
Nope
Chichén itzà?
Not that either
Taj Mahal?
Dude wtf was blacklisted?
Machu Picchu?
Taj Mahal is one
Petra?
Why is Taj Mahal blacklisted that's random asf
THE WONDERS OF THE WORLD ARE BLACKLISTED NO WAY
I tried to type all 7
Didn't work
I'll DM you it
AHHHHHHHHBHHHHHHHBSUBHIIBJHBUH
i wonder how the transformers are gonna look like in the cars universe
was anyone else wondering this aswell?
hayo
Mayo
MUSTARD
I hope you Relish in the fact you wrote this
Or maybe you could Ketchup with the times and find better jokes
how about blood
i love mustard
It's good it just has too much of a copper taste
why copper in particular?
it doesnt taste bad if you take it directly through the body
It's just tastes rusty as if I'm sucking on a battery
I do enjoy it tho
wtf is this pizza movie that everybody is posting about
Gup
Hevea!!
when im on twitter i see movie clips and it says „pizza movie (2026)“
The fuck is Pizza Movie?
i dont know
I'm scared why is there a movie focused around a single Italian dish?
i mean they post random movie clips from diffrent movies
Why so green
Radiation
Bye
I thought it was just the tree part
back to ultrakill speedrunning
0-2 in 12 seconds, that puts me at like top 200 i think
121st in the world
working on getting a sub 10 run
For the entire game?
Just heard the best description of Dr. Pepper every
Can you say it?
Huh
Coke tastes like tapping into your ancestral oil reserve
and Sprite of being connected to a massive energy grid
dawg where are you finding these 😭





