general

[hollow loom]

Zeus?

[sonic nymph]

Thank you captain C

[indigo hull]

erm, Saturn actually

we celebrate Saturnalia in this server

[hollow loom]

Oh, so the Roman plagiarism version?

[sonic nymph]

No kounshu

[urban valve]

its balenci tho

[indigo hull]

is it plagiarism if they did it to everyone around them?

[hollow loom]

Yes.

[indigo hull]

to me its just as original

[hollow loom]

MMMMmmmmm no

[urban valve]

well yes because i said so

checkmate BUCKO

[hollow loom]

Okay Eve

[vocal imp]

Cheeseburgers were invented by Big BK to sell more cows

[hollow loom]

Woah, I'm having tiny cheeseburgers for breakfast!

[urban valve]

i guess 😔

[hollow loom]

Because, you know, your name's Rib, and Eve was made from one of Adam's ribs...

Either that of you're from Chili's

[vocal imp]

Ribs were invented by big skeleton to sell more bones

[hollow loom]

OR... you're from Marylin Manson

[hollow loom]

Bones aren't real, it's a conspiracy from the government to make us think we're mortal.

[urban valve]

100%

deadahh

[hollow loom]

When in reality we're actually supporetd by an intricate system of fluid-filled bladders, like Kif from Futurama

[vocal imp]

Oh ok

[urban valve]

👾

[hollow loom]

Space invader

[autumn pendant]

Who do you think you are

[ornate kernel]

I swear I saw a cat walking towards my room.

[urban valve]

I'm your worst nightmare 😈

[autumn pendant]

c-c-c-c-cornballllll

[urban valve]

fuck you too

[hollow loom]

I had to

[coral token]

Yikes

[tropic shore]

Truly

[hollow loom]

Is he wearing one of those Russian hats?

[coral token]

No

[urban valve]

tis not a ushanka

[coral token]

It's just a beanie

[tropic shore]

Headphones

[urban valve]

plus headphones

same wavelengths

[hollow loom]

I wonder if there's beanies with built-in headphones...

Then again how would you wash that...

[elfin wing]

I love how critical hits in warframe make absolutely no sense whatsoever

[indigo hull]

Random crits

[languid grove]

[hollow loom]

Crits are a psy-op to distract people with big numbers over something more sustained for a greater outcome in the end.

[rotund mason]

Rikachu

[indigo hull]

Clever

[rotund mason]

You got a moment?

Person named a moment

Oooo, lit

[elfin wing]

6 million damage orange crit
3 million damage yellow crit
4 million damage red crit
this makes sense

[hollow loom]

@gleaming heart
This guy?

[rotund mason]

😭

[hollow loom]

Don't tempt me to do things I will do them 😄

[indigo hull]

That’s a good way to get banned lmao

[hollow loom]

Meh if I get banned for having harmless fun I'm not getting banned from anything important.

[gritty temple]

Earlier today I heard my fictional wife’s voice in my head am I cooked

[verbal anchor]

No

[hollow loom]

Bro you've reached a new level of simping XD

[thin prairie]

[gritty temple]

@lilac sage what is the meaning of this

[gritty temple]

Save me

[hollow loom]

Nah, you can go ahead and suffer, I'll get some popcorn and enjoy the show XD

[gritty temple]

Probably from hours of doing her difficult ass trial

I had to do several tries to get an A+ on the highest difficulty but I got it eventually

[hollow loom]

Nice!

[gritty temple]

Pro gaming babey

[elfin wing]

i love citrine gameplay

me when i wipe out entire rooms because bomb

[indigo hull]

Bobm

[gritty temple]

FIREBALL

[thin sequoia]

[indigo hull]

But what if it was a bomb that explodes into bees

[gritty temple]

[hollow loom]

Dude that sounds epic! I want one!

[indigo hull]

@rotund mason you summoned them

[hollow loom]

I want a bee grenade!

[thin sequoia]

Hehe 🤭

[karmic shell]

beenade... terraria

[drowsy bridge]

Hello chat

[hollow loom]

Bomb= bees over many baddies

Ahoy Duck

[verbal anchor]

How'd you know i didn't floss!

[indigo hull]

There’s a way I can describe this but I really don’t wanna

[drowsy bridge]

I know, I’ll always know

[indigo hull]

Plus it would get me smited

[hollow loom]

A meowth; meow mouth

[gritty temple]

Smote

[indigo hull]

According to Pliny the Elder lightning cannot strike seals

[drowsy bridge]

Smoke

[gritty temple]

[hollow loom]

How about sea lions? Or green berets?

Or Army Rangers?

[indigo hull]

Don’t mind if I do 🥬

[rancid goblet]

How many days until Christmas 2026?

[hollow loom]

Less than 365

[rancid goblet]

I figured

@drowsy bridge I summon you

[hollow loom]

A goose?

[rancid goblet]

Duck

[hollow loom]

People sometimes have goose on Christmas rather than turkey or ham

[rancid goblet]

Oh holy Christmas Duck tells us how many days until Christmas?

[thin prairie]

Spooky month

[hollow loom]

I wouldn't rely on him, he's a bit quacky

[rancid goblet]

Damn

[hollow loom]

Also, @rancid goblet
(A uniquely situational greeting)

[rancid goblet]

Yes

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[rotund mason]

Hey Priest, hru?

[rancid goblet]

Boop

[narrow atlas]

Decent
Wbu

[rotund mason]

Unwell

[drowsy bridge]

Ope I’m back

[hollow loom]

Did you go back to Dallas?

[bleak warren]

@drowsy bridge timeout and strike are removed, i think that's a phrase the bot gets you for because the nsfw bots say it

[narrow atlas]

Sorry to hear that

[drowsy bridge]

Thank you😭

[hollow loom]

Wait what? There's bots that say things that get people muted??

[bleak warren]

for the record duck was just trying to say "check my bio", don't say it or you'll get an hour timeout

[thin prairie]

Saved by the goat....
Or dragon.

[hollow loom]

Ah, what a weird thing to have consequences for...

[indigo hull]

it isn't actually

[bleak warren]

wow Duck even counts the days to the next two christmases AFTER the next one, that's dedication

[hollow loom]

Well it's just adding 365

[indigo hull]

indeed

[drowsy bridge]

Thank you

[bleak warren]

i bet you're a lot of fun at parties aren't you

[hollow loom]

The burdon of knowledge is a path with seldom, if any, friends

[indigo hull]

is it?

[hollow loom]

Indeed

[flat silo]

*burden

[indigo hull]

[hollow loom]

Yeah I saw the red underline, didn't bother to correct

[thin prairie]

Updating it daily is the true dedication

[indigo hull]

very true

[hollow loom]

You know, they can go a step further and add the number daily to their username

[drowsy bridge]

I think this Christmas was my first 2 years away Christmas countdown

[hollow loom]

If a burger is one from the posterior, do they have great buns?

[drowsy bridge]

I unfortunately don’t update it daily anymore, it’s closer to every other day

[hollow loom]

I find that rather fowl

[drowsy bridge]

I used to update it daily, in fact I used to tell people at school the days until Christmas

[drowsy bridge]

Ha, that’s a pretty good pun

[hollow loom]

That's honestly awesome

[hollow loom]

Thanks! I was hoping it'd float

Man when can I start posting in the #memes channel...

[drowsy bridge]

#roles #rules❗

[graceful phoenix]

30 min nap so good I slept 14 hours

[verbal anchor]

You

[drowsy bridge]

Was it the kind of nap where you wake up and don’t know where you are, what day it is, or what’s going on?

Like completely zooted as the youngins say

[verbal anchor]

😭

[hollow loom]

I call it 'zonked'

[thin prairie]

Eye see

[drowsy bridge]

[indigo hull]

the nap that makes you high

[thin prairie]

Yeah they tend to do that

[drowsy bridge]

That one is also good

[hollow loom]

Wouldn't 'zooted' be better to describe under the influence of a drug or something?

[drowsy bridge]

Oh is it?

I was unaware

[hollow loom]

From what I've heard it to be used for

[graceful phoenix]

The kind where it was already kind of late but I was just gonna take a quick nap and then hop on the games with the boys, but I ended up just sleeping through the alarm and waking up at 11 AM

[indigo hull]

its an interchangeable term

zooted, zonked, faded its all folly

[hollow loom]

Faded is an older term from my time

[dire lantern]

how about blitzed?

[drowsy bridge]

That’s a good sleep, I remember during spring break I was consistently waking up at 1 to 2 in the afternoon

[hollow loom]

Have heard of that, too

[languid grove]

YOU

[bleak warren]

isn't blitzed usually used to mean drunk

[elfin wing]

yep

[narrow atlas]

Howdy

[languid grove]

Can I dm you real quick?

[hollow loom]

Oh, here's something interesting
-1828 Casparus van Wooden patents chocolate milk powder in Amsterdam

[narrow atlas]

Sure

[indigo hull]

same idea

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[bleak warren]

cookie

[dire lantern]

COOKIE!

[indigo hull]

a TADC might refer to it as zoobled

[thin prairie]

BURRRP

[languid grove]

Man I’m so zoobed rn

[dreamy knoll]

Wait whoops wrong thing

[indigo hull]

so true

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🦎

[bleak warren]

lizard

[dreamy knoll]

There u go smudge

[hollow loom]

Are you throwing a lizard or collecting one?

[dreamy knoll]

Ive got a bucket

[hollow loom]

Of lizards?

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah and frogs

[hollow loom]

Wouldn't they escape?

[dreamy knoll]

Nah trained them to stay unless commanded to

[hollow loom]

Alright

[ruby zealot]

Veems

Thanks for the endfield luck

[dire lantern]

yum lizards 😛

[dreamy knoll]

You finally got a 6 star?

[gritty temple]

SEE WHAT THE LIZARD SEES 🫵 TUATARA

[dreamy knoll]

Ok arch its time for your nap with the pikmin

[languid grove]

Are you secretly a lizard woman

[gritty temple]

I no wanna

[ruby zealot]

... I have 4 and the newest one is rossi

[languid grove]

[bleak warren]

i'm definitely reptilian

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[dreamy knoll]

U get 5 pikmin

[gritty temple]

Joy

[ruby zealot]

Tech

[indigo hull]

you are the Lizard Witch

[dreamy knoll]

You might enjoy endfield then

[bleak warren]

that's so fucking cool

[hollow loom]

Lizard witch... a litch?

[dreamy knoll]

You

[ruby zealot]

Hydro.

[zinc frigate]

Hello peoples of chat

[narrow atlas]

Puppet

[ruby zealot]

How are you?

[narrow atlas]

Decent
Wbu

[dreamy knoll]

🍪 🦎

[hollow loom]

Ahoy season

[ruby zealot]

Amazing thank you for asking

[ruby zealot]

Veemo hop on endfield

[dreamy knoll]

Not till stream

[ruby zealot]

Damn

[zinc frigate]

I’m happy, not only do I get to go see Mario galaxy movie today but my absolite ring came in the mail

[indigo hull]

fire

[dreamy knoll]

Just wait 4 hours damn let me wake up (idk if imma crash back to sleep)

[hollow loom]

Absolite?

[zinc frigate]

And I got an absol plush too I can put the ring on lol, mega absol time

[dreamy knoll]

Hydro im happy cuz ive possibly got something to work

[verbal anchor]

Yay!

[zinc frigate]

The mega stone for absol

[hollow loom]

Ah

[zinc frigate]

Oh?

[obtuse marten]

Why the fuck do my dawg walk sideways bruh, like he don't walk regular. The pit walk horrevonecur..herro... heterosexually.

[thin prairie]

Gay dog

[dreamy knoll]

Well chat works on stream just hopefully got my alerts to work

[indigo hull]

Names Bond is havning a stronk

[zinc frigate]

Yay!

[obtuse marten]

I love that video.

[zinc frigate]

Calling a bondulance

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah just gonna need a tester in a few hours to tryout my alert

[hollow loom]

Bames Jond

[hollow loom]

What's the number for that? 007?

[dreamy knoll]

Try 120

[hollow loom]

Add 300 and you got me

[gritty temple]

ANTS KEEP CRAWLIMG ON ME ;((( STOPP

[hollow loom]

Don't bathe in molasses

[gritty temple]

Heem heem

[dreamy knoll]

Wait u stole my ants

[gritty temple]

I don’t want them

[dreamy knoll]

Then why did u take them

[dire lantern]

ant thief

[gritty temple]

I did not

[verbal anchor]

And

[indigo hull]

are you the Ant Queen?

[dire lantern]

i fixed it!

[gritty temple]

🐜

[verbal anchor]

No. Change it back

[dire lantern]

never!

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🦎

[narrow atlas]

Crab

[drowsy bridge]

[verbal anchor]

Lizard!

[drowsy bridge]

Hello chat

[verbal anchor]

Duck!

[hollow loom]

Is this some subliminal GEICO advertisement?

[drowsy bridge]

Floss your teeth

[verbal anchor]

Nyo

[dreamy knoll]

The fuck is geico

[drowsy bridge]

How are y’all?

[verbal anchor]

Magical. Wbuu

[drowsy bridge]

YOU DONT KNOW GEICO????

[hollow loom]

Government Employee Insurance Company

[dreamy knoll]

Im gud just got my next stream to look forward to

[dire lantern]

even i know about the geico gecko

[drowsy bridge]

15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance???

[verbal anchor]

Car insurance

[dreamy knoll]

Well yeah they dont exist here

[drowsy bridge]

Oh right

[hollow loom]

You don't exist here

[drowsy bridge]

Splendid

[drowsy bridge]

I’m pretty good

[dreamy knoll]

Mhm we gonna gamble for more lizard

[indigo hull]

they act therefor they are bro

smh

[drowsy bridge]

The cycle is complete

Someone made freebird edit for the Artemis 2 launch

[indigo hull]

epic

[dreamy knoll]

Did u hit another guy with a freebrams?

[drowsy bridge]

After the amazing freebird edit for the Artemis 1 launch

[hollow loom]

Existential crisis time!

[drowsy bridge]

Of course!

[dreamy knoll]

Ofc let me guess war thunder?

[drowsy bridge]

Yes, I love war thunder

[hard falcon]

Chat

What am I

[hollow loom]

IDK, some guy?

[hollow loom]

How about battle lightning?

[dreamy knoll]

I might need ya if i ever get into it

[hollow loom]

Conflict percipitation?

[verbal anchor]

Michael Jackson?

[dire lantern]

i'm me

[indigo hull]

Rene Descartes

[dreamy knoll]

🍔

[indigo hull]

hambourg

[elfin wing]

a girl, i think

[dire lantern]

NOM NOM NOM BURGR

[verbal anchor]

Gehe!

[hollow loom]

Girls are a myth.

[elfin wing]

rosé!

[elfin wing]

blasphemy

[verbal anchor]

Haiii

[elfin wing]

hru?

[dreamy knoll]

Gehe

[thin prairie]

YOU'RE A MYTH

[hollow loom]

I know the truth!

[verbal anchor]

Magical! Wbuu

[hollow loom]

No, I am a legend.

[indigo hull]

magical mystery

[ruby zealot]

I HATE 2-2

[elfin wing]

experimenting with vocal stuff

[verbal anchor]

Ooo fun

[elfin wing]

complete it in under 60 seconds

[dire lantern]

a legendary pain in the rear

[elfin wing]

vemi

[hollow loom]

Darn tootin'

[ruby zealot]

Where the fuck are all the enemies I'm only finding 60

[dreamy knoll]

Hru

[hard falcon]

Interesting answers

[elfin wing]

there's a lot inside one of the houses in the final arena

[hollow loom]

Frag out!

[elfin wing]

amazing, you?

[dreamy knoll]

Eepy but hyped for stream

[verbal anchor]

I needa find out if Uktrakill is on xboox

[hollow loom]

Wouldn't an xbox be called a round?

Maybe a rectangle...

[indigo hull]

its a triangular prism

[hollow loom]

I love the fourth dimension

[dire lantern]

i'm from the fourth dimension

[hollow loom]

Same!

[crisp hornet]

im from the fifth dimension, get on my level

[zinc frigate]

Good news

Nintendos patent for catching creatures and having them battle got denied

[hollow loom]

I know you're fibbing because there are no levels in the fifth dimension.

[hollow loom]

THANK GOD

[indigo hull]

rejoice

[crisp hornet]

YIPPIE : D

[hollow loom]

Seriously all these corporations need to F off with all this crap

[warm plume]

What’s good everyone

[crisp hornet]

Nintendo be doing anything but adding the koopalings to mario kart world

[hollow loom]

Otherwise they'll go after the illegal chicken fighting racket

[crisp hornet]

i wanna play as my goat Lemmy

[indigo hull]

or making a new FZero

[ruby zealot]

FINALLY I DID IT THANK YOU GEHE

[dire lantern]

↙️ is made of beans

[zinc frigate]

I kinda wanna make a creature catcher now, just as a little fuck you to Nintendo

[zinc frigate]

They’re never gonna make another

[hollow loom]

Do it

[indigo hull]

i know lmao thats the joke

[humble isle]

Where’s my goofball supreme Iggy?

[dreamy knoll]

Ok what if i said fack u and gave u a pikmin?

[bleak warren]

i'm waiting for this and HL3. life is pain

[dire lantern]

i'm a creature but youll never catch me!

[indigo hull]

guys its coming soon i swear

[hollow loom]

There will never be a Half Life 3 because two halves make one whole.

[dreamy knoll]

L4d3?

[bleak warren]

Gaben can't make a game with a 3 in it

[indigo hull]

genuinely would wanna see how they would do it

[zinc frigate]

F zero likely won’t get another game since like Mario kart is nintendos main racing game

[indigo hull]

in terms of setting and new mechanics

[dreamy knoll]

They cant count to 3 but they still keep on winning

[bleak warren]

true

[dreamy knoll]

Everything back 4 blood did but better

[hollow loom]

Maybe it's a thing to stop him from having thirds? He needs to watch his weight, after all...

[indigo hull]

fair

[bleak warren]

it'll be worth the weight - gabe newell

[dreamy knoll]

Imma get a steam machine just to throw it to ya smudge

[hollow loom]

Rude

[bleak warren]

holy moly it would be cool to have one of those

[indigo hull]

very true

[bleak warren]

but i'm so poor i can't even pay attention

[dreamy knoll]

Idc its gonna cost 1.5k for me imma aquire one and give it to the smudge

[hollow loom]

What? Sorry, I was distracted

[zinc frigate]

I love how the steam machine got announced, ram prices went up, they did nothing and then the ram prices went down

[indigo hull]

very Valve like

[lilac temple]

X4 with i52R it@deft arch c2fygr Surya 5

[dreamy knoll]

So we looking for under a grand in usd?

[bleak warren]

ram prices are going down because AI is dying, thank fuck

[zinc frigate]

Valve once again won by doing absolutely nothing

[hollow loom]

I don't speak computer

[indigo hull]

we need more companies like Valve

[dreamy knoll]

Hmmmm what if i built my own ai for my use only?

[zinc frigate]

Valve keeps winning by doing absolutely nothing and it’s the funniest shit

[hollow loom]

The Dodge brand?

[indigo hull]

no RAM

as in computers

[bleak warren]

download more ram

[hollow loom]

The final boss from the first Gears of War?

[indigo hull]

You wouldn't download a car?

[lilac temple]

Mb my phone was in my damp clothes

[dire lantern]

xander stop being stupid XD

[dreamy knoll]

I have

[vague plank]

[hollow loom]

Never!

[zinc frigate]

Like there’s a lawsuit on valve because companies accuse them of being a monopoly. They’re not the ai that wrote the lawsuit hallucinated sources

[bleak warren]

i never understood this, of course i would download a car

[indigo hull]

so true

[zinc frigate]

Besides steam has competition, they’re just not actively shooting themselves in the foot

[indigo hull]

buying a racing sim = downloading a car

[dreamy knoll]

It was an anit piracy ad they would put in dvds yet the music to it was pirated

[hollow loom]

I would totally download a car. Did you hear about the guy who did just that and 3D printed a fully-functional sports car?

[bleak warren]

yeah that was never gonna work anyway, i think almost everyone has done it at some point

[dreamy knoll]

Im the biggest pirate here cuz i pirate switch 1 games and get them to run on better hardware

[bleak warren]

let's not talk too much about how we do those sorts of things though, TOS and all that

[indigo hull]

yeah i was about to ask lmao

[hollow loom]

Piracy isn't theft.

[bleak warren]

discord don't car.

[zinc frigate]

I just pillage and plunder costal towns with me crew

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah i was gonna stop there so here have a🦎 🦎

[zinc frigate]

Arrrrr

[hollow loom]

It does in a Deplorian

[bleak warren]

LIZARD

[dreamy knoll]

There are 2 lizards

[dire lantern]

lizards are delicious 😛

[dreamy knoll]

Monitor lizards yes the rest no

[indigo hull]

the most important step

do you carry a blunderbuss loaded with tacks?

[hollow loom]

A cannon full of ticks infected with lime disease

[dire lantern]

yikes

[zinc frigate]

No wtf that’s barbaric

[indigo hull]

it was actually quite common for sailors

[hollow loom]

A blumderbus loaded with smaller blunderbuses

[indigo hull]

if you didn't have buckshot you loaded nails or anything else you could load into it

[hollow loom]

How about doeshot?

[dire lantern]

why are you like this?

[hollow loom]

I don't know...

[dreamy knoll]

Nah i just carry a m1911, ak-47 and a couple f35s

[indigo hull]

like a true American

[dreamy knoll]

Anyways imma steal your oil

[hollow loom]

A true 'Statian can manifest bullets from the will of patriotism and freedom!

[indigo hull]

oof, there's gonna be a tax for that

[undone cypress]

its a more common load in modern shotguns then you think

[hollow loom]

I want those dragonsbreath shotgun rounds

[dreamy knoll]

Not if i dodge the irs (they arent as scary as the ato)

[hollow loom]

I also want a four-gauge shotgun

[indigo hull]

nails in a blunderbuss was basically the old flechette round

[undone cypress]

flechettes are sorta like tacks if you think about it

[indigo hull]

yeah

[hollow loom]

Or caltrops

[undone cypress]

insert that albert einstein image where hes posing with another guy and theres lightning and music

[indigo hull]

Albert Einstein with that damn 🪀

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[dreamy knoll]

Tech

[urban valve]

Hahauegdbdbrbeef

Beef

[dreamy knoll]

Ribs 🦎 🍪

[narrow atlas]

Veemo

[dreamy knoll]

Hru

[narrow atlas]

Bored
Wbu

[ruby zealot]

Hi noodle

[stark onyx]

Beef 👍

[dreamy knoll]

Tired but hyped for stream

[dire lantern]

honks like a submarine

[compact sky]

ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ

hello people

[hollow loom]

Ahoy

[elfin wing]

[dreamy knoll]

You

[indigo hull]

im at a loss

[dreamy knoll]

Hehehe hydro never expects the hug

[zinc frigate]

I did not expect that
But I expected to not expect something so it doesn’t count

[ruby zealot]

𓀥    𓁆 𓀕

𓁆 𓀟   𓀣 𓁀

[dreamy knoll]

Thats it im going to visit and then buy u a meal then dip

[ruby zealot]

I love this loss meme

[indigo hull]

i wanna go back in time to show this to an actual Egyptian

[hollow loom]

A meal and dip or dip as-in leave?

[zinc frigate]

I’m happy tho about to see Mario galaxy movie, got my 3ds with me for street passes

[earnest karma]

I tried typing a and it got blocked by a moderator

[tiny yoke]

Hello Chat

[earnest karma]

😭

[indigo hull]

spam prevention

[zinc frigate]

Yeah you can’t use single characters, spam prevention

[earnest karma]

Aw man🤕

[indigo hull]

the lobotomy

[zinc frigate]

I hope I actually get a street pass lol

[dreamy knoll]

Hydro 🫴🦎

[ruby zealot]

Eating the tail

[dire lantern]

protein

[dreamy knoll]

Popcorn prawns imma remove your luck in endfield again

[indigo hull]

Breaking Bad absolutely ruined the word Salamanca

[ruby zealot]

Why isn't the new leaf in the community blender?

[earnest karma]

🐛 =pure protein

[ruby zealot]

Do not

[indigo hull]

Entirely detracts from the Battle of Salamanca during the Peninsular War

[dreamy knoll]

Do u want to test me

[dire lantern]

i don't mix well

[ruby zealot]

I'll steal Australia and put it in space

[dreamy knoll]

Ill make you a french person born in wyoming

[hollow loom]

Bad idea because now all the horrible creatures can just jump from orbit and terrorize the rest of the planet

[ruby zealot]

Dome

[ruby zealot]

I'll turn you upside down

[dreamy knoll]

Imma break a hole on the dome

[hollow loom]

Dome what? Australia, or the Earth?

[ruby zealot]

Yes

[dire lantern]

no dome can contain me, or keep me out

[indigo hull]

this reminds me a lot of Stephen King’s Under the Dome

[opaque oak]

Does it count as a bioweapon?

[dreamy knoll]

Wait are you just gonna put me back to american normal?

[indigo hull]

I haven’t read it but I imagine this is what it’s like

[ruby zealot]

Yes you'll become...NORMAL

[hollow loom]

Some of the creatures are venomous so yes

[dreamy knoll]

Eh imma just flip back in seconds

[dreamy knoll]

So are the people

[hollow loom]

Gotta be tough to live in an area where everything's trying to kill you

[indigo hull]

Apparently not since the British thought it was ripe grounds for colonization

[dreamy knoll]

So florida?

[hollow loom]

Florida is the Australia of North America

[dreamy knoll]

Nah its the water down version in the terms of animals

[indigo hull]

Yeah

[hollow loom]

Say that again in the Everglades

[indigo hull]

Only the people in Florida are crazy

[dreamy knoll]

The swamp puppies arent that scary

[hollow loom]

Eventually Florida will be mostly flooded so we have that to look forward to

[indigo hull]

that being said though I would love to try alligator meat

[timber oriole]

I just got done doing the rotors on my car and they were so fucking bad dude

[indigo hull]

According to my dad it’s pretty good

[hollow loom]

I wanna try a kangaroo burger, I hear it's hoppin'

[dreamy knoll]

Gator and croc taste like chicken

[indigo hull]

I’ve heard the same thing with Squirrel meat

[dreamy knoll]

Banned from trying kangaroo

[indigo hull]

Besides kangaroos are fricking wicked

[dire lantern]

Nothing can stop me.

[dreamy knoll]

U gotta try emu

[dreamy knoll]

Your not banned tho?

[indigo hull]

Emu Eggs look crazy

Such a peculiar shade of blue

[dire lantern]

ah, true, but i wanna try kangaroo too, and all other meats. meat is delicious!

[dreamy knoll]

Nah kiwi (the birb)'s egg

[indigo hull]

I’ve heard about that one

[dreamy knoll]

Gud luck gonna cost ya a lot due to import

[indigo hull]

Genuinely horrifies me

[dreamy knoll]

Its the size of the damn bird

[indigo hull]

Exactly

[dire lantern]

i'll just swim to australia

[indigo hull]

Let me know if you meet Harold Holt

[dreamy knoll]

If u can get pass the creatures we got in the water

[dreamy knoll]

Fack u

[indigo hull]

I’m sorry

[dire lantern]

i'm fast ^^

[earnest karma]

That’s not very cool😱

[indigo hull]

BLUE MEANS SHARKS IN IT

[dire lantern]

i'll punch the sharks in the face

[hollow loom]

Violence

[dreamy knoll]

Yeahhhhhh thats not gonna save you due to us having a jellyfish that is invisable and will ping ya saying it got ya

[indigo hull]

I wanna try jellyfish

[dire lantern]

i'll eat the jellyfish 😛

[indigo hull]

That’ll kill you still

There are only like a handful of jellyfish species that are actually edible

And even still it’s tasteless unless you season it

[dreamy knoll]

And none of them are in australia

[indigo hull]

yeah idk where the edible ones actually reside

Would like to try it though

[hollow loom]

I'd be surprised since Australia is land, normally jellyfish don't congregate there

[narrow atlas]

I think probably around like the southern coast of Asia. I think I’ve seen a few videos of people from there eating jellyfish

[indigo hull]

That makes sense

[dire lantern]

i imagine jellyfish to be like a giant tapioca

[hollow loom]

Ewwwwwww

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah they wash up onto our beaches

[hollow loom]

Well yeah but then the sand makes them all gritty

[indigo hull]

I can hear someone playing fucking Evanescence half the block up the road from me

[dire lantern]

mmmmmm gritty tapioca

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah thats me

[indigo hull]

Oh my fault

Carry on

[hollow loom]

my wayward son?

[dreamy knoll]

Should i play the spongebob theme 6 blocks away on a bigger speaker

[indigo hull]

Do it

[dreamy knoll]

Damnit left my american charger in canada

[hollow loom]

No, play the Jellyfish Jam

[hollow loom]

Canada is in North America

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah still different countries

[hollow loom]

Yeah but you said American charger

[indigo hull]

Mfw Canada is still technically British territory

[hollow loom]

I keep trying to tell that to my Canadian dad

To some degree they still answer to the crown

Whereas Australia is fully independent

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah well i cant plug my speaker in if i dont have an american plug

[indigo hull]

They still recognize Charles III as head of state though

[hollow loom]

'Statian

[dreamy knoll]

No we still answer to the crown cuz we are apart of the commonwealth

[hollow loom]

Isn't Quebec trying to split away? I hear BC too or somewhere

Alberta

[dreamy knoll]

Alberta is just weird

[hollow loom]

So is California

[indigo hull]

I think that’s mostly Edmonton

[dreamy knoll]

So is america in ther terms of the rest of the world

[dreamy knoll]

Probs is

[hollow loom]

America is two continents containing 35 countries, essentially comprising most, if not all, of the western hemisphere's landmass.

Named after Amerigo Vespucci

[dire lantern]

🤓

[queen hinge]

Yeah some Quebecois wants Quebec to be split from Canada

[hollow loom]

You're a nerd

[indigo hull]

Sometimes I wish the Dutch won over the English in North America

Or hell even some oddball like the Swedes

[queen hinge]

I don’t really care what happens in my province as long as i can still live good

[hollow loom]

That'd be interesting, considering New York would still be called New Amsterdam

[indigo hull]

exactly lmao

[dreamy knoll]

Is or isnt the usa called the united states of america or is it just a lie and the "country" is split between canada and mexico

[indigo hull]

New Sweden was genuinely interesting to read about

[agile grove]

Hello

[dreamy knoll]

You

[verbal anchor]

Magic

[queen hinge]

Haii

[hollow loom]

Well it's called the United States of America because it is of America.

[dreamy knoll]

Hru

[indigo hull]

Merasmus

[queen hinge]

You already know, I’m doing okay :>

[hollow loom]

Why is that name familiar...

[verbal anchor]

Gasp

[indigo hull]

Originally more of a loose confederation of nations

Remember the Articles of Confederation allowed each state to mint its own currency

[indigo hull]

and raise its own individual armies

In other words there was no central government whatsoever

[hollow loom]

FYI I'm a historian, I know this ^^
There was a decade-long period between the end of the revolution and the official United States start, to put it very simply

[dire lantern]

🤓

[hollow loom]

No you!

[indigo hull]

You must Charge with the Light Brigade

[queen hinge]

What do you achieve with this

[dire lantern]

i know him XD

[gritty temple]

Why is my dog so cute and silly

[hollow loom]

At Gallipoli?

[dreamy knoll]

Cuz its a dog

[verbal anchor]

Magic. Thats why

[indigo hull]

No at Balaclava

[hollow loom]

No you don't you Quazniac

[dry rock]

Can we kill someone at random

[hollow loom]

I am unfamiliar with that... unless it's the ski hat

[gritty temple]

When I first got her she used to be so anxious she would pee on the floor from any interaction and now she’s a crackhead who invades my personal space she’s so cute

[verbal anchor]

Yes. I vote for@dry rock

[indigo hull]

Crimean War 1853 - 1856

[hollow loom]

Me!

[dry rock]

If u kill me then u won't get a goob

[verbal anchor]

Fair point

[dry rock]

:3

[dreamy knoll]

Ive got a list of people u can kill

[verbal anchor]

I vote for bitcheteer ( @ruby zealot )

[dry rock]

Nah it's gotta be at random

[hollow loom]

Ah. I am more of a overall general historian. I do a show daily covering things of that calendar date. However, over many years of doing this, I have expanded my knowledge greatly to trickle into more detail

[hollow loom]

Maybe we don't want a goob

[dreamy knoll]

What if i give u 2.5 trillion?

[dry rock]

womp womp ur died @languid grove

[indigo hull]

Thank you for reminding me

[verbal anchor]

Gasp

[indigo hull]

Around 1.5 billion artillery shells were fired on the Western Front of WW1 alone

[hollow loom]

Both sides, correct?

[dry rock]

Just buy ur countries army

[indigo hull]

That averages out to almost a million shells per day for the entire duration of the war

[indigo hull]

Both sides of all types

[hollow loom]

Yikes

[indigo hull]

Explosive and chemical ordnance

[dreamy knoll]

Nah its difficult due to political reasons

[dry rock]

Even if u pay with cookies I'm sure u can make a army kill ur enemies

[dry rock]

Fine take my army then

[hollow loom]

I love how Germany started the gas stuff, and invented flamethrowers, then cried when we turned them into meat confetti with trenchguns (WWI)

[dreamy knoll]

Hell yeah

[dry rock]

On 1 condition

U give them each a cookie

[dire lantern]

yeah didn't they lodge a formal complaint or something?

[indigo hull]

Don’t forget sinking civilian ships on top of it which got the US involved in the first place

[hollow loom]

I believe so LOL

[hollow loom]

Well that was because, despite officially being neutral, we supported the allies. We deserved it.

[knotty lotus]

Back from the Mario movie

[hollow loom]

They've actually found a bunch of supplies for the war effort on the Lusitania wreck

[verbal anchor]

Lies. Go back

[knotty lotus]

Oh ok

[indigo hull]

I know

[dreamy knoll]

Ill give them 300

[knotty lotus]

I'm going back to see the Mario movie bye guys

[indigo hull]

But it still likely would’ve prevented US involvement had it not sank

[dry rock]

It was peak I watched it

[indigo hull]

Alongside the other ships lost to unrestricted submarine warfare

[dry rock]

I felt it went a bit too quixk tho

[knotty lotus]

It was! I liked some of the ideas they had

[knotty lotus]

Yea..

[hollow loom]

Nah, they'd find some other excuse. We always have, from the Spanish-American war, Gulf of Tonkin was officially declassified as an outright lie.

[sonic nymph]

It's a me the green fuing lizard from Mario

[dry rock]

I do like how they expanded

[olive flicker]

!kill @dry rock

[dry rock]

Nah

[dreamy knoll]

Demon

[thin prairie]

Agreed

[thin prairie]

[olive flicker]

Yes

[hollow loom]

Are you aware of the Mandella effect? The one where the munitions depot was exploded and damaged the Statue of Liberty and that being the catalyst into our entry?

[dry rock]

/kill @olive flicker (Reason: stinky)

[olive flicker]

Veemo

[olive flicker]

No thanks

[dreamy knoll]

Can you spare 5 demons?

[thin prairie]

/kill @dry rock bald

[dry rock]

Invalid command

[thin prairie]

Explode

[oak ibex]

I have a question is it weird that I got every single Icon in Geometry Dash?

[dry rock]

Dont tell me to explode

[knotty lotus]

💥

[oak ibex]

Am I weird for that?

[indigo hull]

Explode

[dire lantern]

🤓

[dry rock]

/kill @thin prairie (reason: explode)

[thin prairie]

No

[hollow loom]

Oi don't nerd bully others you chalupa

[dire lantern]

XD

[oak ibex]

😔

[hollow loom]

LOL

[indigo hull]

I sentence you to The Boats

[dry rock]

Btw spider and demon I can't play today, I got family over

[verbal anchor]

Nuh uh

[dire lantern]

does this mean you're shipping me?

[oak ibex]

My brother spent 2K+ hours on Terra-Tech on steam

[hollow loom]

Oh boy here we go

[dry rock]

FYM NUH UH

[indigo hull]

worse, far worse

[dreamy knoll]

Nuh uh

[verbal anchor]

Nuh uh

[indigo hull]

i couldnt explain it here if i wanted

[dire lantern]

i can not be contained!

[dreamy knoll]

You

[dry rock]

U know what

[verbal anchor]

Me

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🦎

[hollow loom]

Chicken butt?

[dry rock]

Kidnapping ur family and making them go to a gathering

[verbal anchor]

Lizard

[oak ibex]

Lizard 🦎

[dreamy knoll]

Please do

[indigo hull]

is it a gathering of magic?

[verbal anchor]

Yes

[dreamy knoll]

Mhm

[dry rock]

It's a gathering from SAW

[indigo hull]

incredible

[hollow loom]

Almost sounds like an ICP thing

[dreamy knoll]

Hell yeah

[indigo hull]

fuckin magnets, how do they work?

[hollow loom]

Polarity, mass, physics

[dry rock]

Everyone gets a hacksaw and is chained to a toilet but there's chocolate chip cookies in the center but out of reach

[indigo hull]

oh i get this one

cut off your leg in order to get a cookie

[dreamy knoll]

What the family or us?

[dry rock]

Everyone

U included

[dire lantern]

i'll just rip the toilet from the floor

[dreamy knoll]

Wait which leg did u attach the chain to?

[dry rock]

There's an alligator under it and u get eaten

[dire lantern]

i eat the alligator first, then cookie for dessert

[dry rock]

Both but if u cut one off u can slip through

[dry rock]

Roll a d20

[indigo hull]

i choose the secret third option

[dreamy knoll]

Wait my legs arent real

[indigo hull]

shoot the chain with a flintlock pistol

[dire lantern]

Gets a nat 21
Blackjack!

[dry rock]

Where tf did u get a flintlock

[indigo hull]

smuggled it in

[dry rock]

U know what

[dreamy knoll]

Uh my leg

[dry rock]

Officer earl comes in and shoots u with the flintlock

[hollow loom]

Violence

[indigo hull]

executed for cowardice

[dreamy knoll]

But what if im not real?

[hollow loom]

Everything always devolves to violence

[burnt merlin]

Turns swap into soup with mind

[dry rock]

Ur an ai, u have a wall of fire surrounding u

[dry rock]

Ur joining in

[hollow loom]

Nah that's just California

[dreamy knoll]

So your talking real fire or a digital firewall?

[dreamy knoll]

Aniii hai

[dry rock]

Digital

U cannot break through

[hollow loom]

🧯

[dreamy knoll]

Ah piss let me find the the hatch to hack into it

[burnt merlin]

Joining what?

[dry rock]

Roll investigation

[burnt merlin]

Veembuh

[dry rock]

The SAW escape

[dreamy knoll]

Rolled a 18

[burnt merlin]

No

[dry rock]

U look around for a hatch and find it, om the other side of the firewall

[dreamy knoll]

Hru anii

[burnt merlin]

Finally on spring break

[dreamy knoll]

Lets go

[hollow loom]

Wait when did this chat become a D&D campaign?

[dreamy knoll]

Dont test me ive been configuring firewalls

[dry rock]

In ur situation think of there being a physical fire wall

As a cube

U do see a button tho

[indigo hull]

its not a D&D campaign until a gelatinous cube appears

[hollow loom]

What-if it's a morbidly obese person in a small elevator?

[bleak warren]

hmm?

[dreamy knoll]

Smudge guess wut

[bleak warren]

i'm trapped in a gelatinous cube

[plucky garden]

Cool

[dreamy knoll]

🫴

[bleak warren]

oh

[indigo hull]

whats that like?

[bleak warren]

more comfortable than you might think

[dreamy knoll]

What?

[hard crag]

Happy Easter

[bleak warren]

is alien

[dreamy knoll]

Im giving u an alien

[bleak warren]

yeh

[gritty temple]

[indigo hull]

this is glorpshit

alien named glorpshit: bello

[gritty temple]

I have nothing to do I’m just watching edits on TikTok weeeee

[dreamy knoll]

What if pikmin

[coral tulip]

[dreamy knoll]

Clover

[ruby zealot]

Clove

[hollow loom]

If Clover turns-over a new leaf four times, is that luck?

[primal spire]

ün ün ün 𓀀𓀁𓀂𓀃𓀄𓀅𓀆𓀇𓀈𓀉𓀊𓀋𓀌𓀍𓀎𓀏

[maiden adder]

yee my bday today

[dreamy knoll]

Happy bday easter combo

[hollow loom]

Happy birthday

[coral tulip]

Hi

[coral tulip]

Hello

[dreamy knoll]

Hru

[coral tulip]

[dreamy knoll]

Do want to talk about it (my dms are open if u need)

[coral tulip]

I just found out my childhood dog is being put down on Monday and i feel like shit now but it will be okay i just need to feel sad for a bit

[dreamy knoll]

Im here if u need

[real python]

ALL 4 TEMPLES BEATEN

🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥

[indigo hull]

🫂

[languid grove]

[hollow loom]

Always look at the positives; it won't be suffering anymore.

[real python]

🫂

[languid grove]

THAT’S SO SAD

[coral tulip]

I do, its just impossible not to be sad because he was my dog for twelve years

[hollow loom]

Well yes misery is unavoidable, but focus on the good things

[coral tulip]

I still need time to grieve and process my emotions

[hollow loom]

If for anything be strong for the dog, you don't want it to watch you in such a negative state

[robust vault]

cheers people I'm drunk as shite

[ruby zealot]

hi floob

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[maiden adder]

ty for bday wishes

[coral tulip]

Im across the country i cant even be there when it happens

[coral tulip]

Thank you

[hollow loom]

I mean when it's watching over you afterward

[dreamy knoll]

again if u need anything reach out

[minor bear]

[hollow loom]

That's one of the ways I kept myself going when I had some family pass

[indigo hull]

at least you didn't come home to finding him dead

[hollow loom]

Yeah that's horrid.

[indigo hull]

happened to one of my cats last year

[coral tulip]

Ive had that happen before to be fair

[hollow loom]

I had a friend who discovered his mom like that... I can't imagine...

[indigo hull]

[hollow loom]

Anyway, another topic
Who else is following Artmeis II?

[languid grove]

You kinda give bad advice

If I’m being honest

[hollow loom]

How so?

[dreamy knoll]

preach rika

[languid grove]

You’re basically just telling clover to not be sad

[hollow loom]

No, I'm saying be strong, not don't be sad

[languid grove]

Just let her be sad

Why do they need to be strong

[hollow loom]

Pretty sure her dog wouldn't want her slipping into such distress.

[languid grove]

She can be sad and distressed, that’s normal for grief

[hollow loom]

Once again, I never said don't be sad, I said be strong. There is a difference.

I lost my mom 11 years ago, I am still sad, but I am not letting it consume me.

[coral tulip]

“Focusing on the positives” isn’t exactly allowing yourself to feel other emotions im ngl

[hollow loom]

What do you have against positives?

[indigo hull]

its called the five stages of grief for a reason

[languid grove]

Their dog hasn’t even died yet, the advice you’re giving is just a complex way of saying don’t be sad

[dreamy knoll]

ok imma sound rude but thats 11 years ago imma guess you grieved the lost of your mother when it was a recent thing

[bleak warren]

let people greive however they need to

[finite cedar]

You’re also not Clover, you will process things differently than anyone else ever could. What works for you might not work for others

[hollow loom]

For the third time, I never said don't be sad. It's ridiculous how you're getting on me for trying to help them focus on positives...

[coral tulip]

Yeah i lost my great grandma who was essentially my adoptive mom around the same time and i didnt let myself process it and had to deal with the grief years later. Its alot worse.

[bleak warren]

just drop it then

people grieve differently, it is what it is

[hollow loom]

I'm not the one keeping it a topic.

[languid grove]

Anyway Clover we’re all here for you

[bleak warren]

i see you talking just as much as them, don't even

[coral tulip]

I dont have anything against them, but from a psychological standpoint it is better and far healthier to let yourself feel and process emotions

[hollow loom]

So I'm not allowed to talk now?

[languid grove]

Grieve however you need to, you can always ping me in animals if you want to share photos of your dog and talk about them

[bleak warren]

nobody said that

[coral tulip]

Thank you

[dreamy knoll]

clover if u need someone im here

[hollow loom]

And as someone whom has lost his mom and sister within a year, I know what I am talking about.

[bleak warren]

different people grieve differently, you can't just apply your process to everyone

[finite cedar]

There is no meaningful advice anyone could give on grief. It is a deeply personal experience that only the one experiencing can work through. It is best to stay quiet on it and only listen to them if they ask that of you

[coral tulip]

Bro grief is different for everyone thats just a fact , thats why its been studied for hundreds of years its not a one size fits all situation also why do you feel the need to keep one upping me

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🪲

[hollow loom]

Wow... this is outrageous... piling on me because I'm the only one who is trying to actually be positive and not enforcing being miserable... Wow...

[dreamy knoll]

get the fuck out

[finite cedar]

You’ve seemed to be the only negative person ive seen speaking about it really

[bleak warren]

you can stop attention seeking now, this conversation wasn't about you to begin with

[languid grove]

HOLD ME BACK GRRR BARKBARK

[coral tulip]

Bro doesn’t know what the word processing means

[languid grove]

MEOOOWWWWW

[coral tulip]

[languid grove]

calm Rika

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[languid grove]

Anyway

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[thin prairie]

[languid grove]

Back to Clover
We’re all here for you to talk through this

[gritty temple]

Eye itchy AAAUUGG

[coral tulip]

Anyways, thank you to everyone else i appreciate it

[bleak warren]

"unable to load parts of profile"

LMAO DID BRO LEAVE

[indigo hull]

we care for our friends here

[thin prairie]

Whuh

[dreamy knoll]

hahahahaha

[covert rapids]

🍄

[finite cedar]

I hope

[languid grove]

WHY ARE YOU EATING CATNIP

BAD HONBON

[dreamy knoll]

good riddance

[gritty temple]

Bro left over the smallest thing

[languid grove]

Smudge Honbon is doing a drugs

Call the weed

[bleak warren]

eh it's hon's life, hon's choice

[indigo hull]

im the weed

[ruby zealot]

real

[ruby zealot]

LMAO I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY

[gritty temple]

[drowsy bridge]

Hello chat

[ruby zealot]

i've done...goofed

[finite cedar]

Hes still here lol

[drowsy bridge]

I appear to have missed something

[gritty temple]

I can’t see his profile did he block me?!? I didn’t even talk to him

[bleak warren]

on my end it says he's not

[coral tulip]

Hes still here apparently he just blocked some people , which i guess includes you which im not sure if thats allowed

[finite cedar]

He just blocked a buncha people i think cos it says hes still here for me

[thin prairie]

Actually I'm giving it to you

RIKAS

[gritty temple]

I ain’t even do anything

[bleak warren]

he can block me all he wants, that's not gonna let him get around rules or consequences

[indigo hull]

he blocked me too apparently

[bleak warren]

[gritty temple]

He heard my eye was itchy and said “absolutely NOT”

[indigo hull]

i tried to avoid the whole thing

[drowsy bridge]

Did you scratch it?

[ruby zealot]

uhhhh im so bored.....

[dreamy knoll]

damn just be a savage?

[coral tulip]

Actually i reacted to his message and its still there so i think he might’ve actually left

[gritty temple]

I’ve been trying but I think it’s allergies aaaa aaaaaa

[languid grove]

Nah thanks man I’m tryna quit/ref

[finite cedar]

I think maybe my discord is maybe being weird

[thin prairie]

Real

[indigo hull]

i think it is

[drowsy bridge]

Wash it with water perhaps

[thin prairie]

[gritty temple]

This is true

[gritty temple]

True, Beeble gaslit us !!!

[ruby zealot]

i dont wanna play ultrakill rn minecraft got a little boring for me and roblox...is there

[bleak warren]

i felt like i had to say something because fuck telling people how they're supposed to be sad about death

like who did bro think he was

[finite cedar]

Im always doin that

[indigo hull]

you were very right to say that

[drowsy bridge]

[dreamy knoll]

a muppet with an iq of 2

[ruby zealot]

gaslighting whats that?

[finite cedar]

Dont insult the muppets!

[ruby zealot]

okay using muppet is insane

[coral tulip]

“My cat died today :(
get a new one?”
Honestly how that kinda felt

[drowsy bridge]

You know grills?

[dreamy knoll]

my bad

[coral tulip]

Sorry, sorry, im totally mature

[gritty temple]

Being sad is banned. No more being sad allowed. /j

[coral tulip]

IM NOT PETTY IM NOT PETTY

[finite cedar]

[ruby zealot]

BALL BALL BALL

[dreamy knoll]

let it out u got the right to

[coral tulip]

DAILY AFFIRMATIONS

[finite cedar]

“I wass nice todayy”

[bleak warren]

"my mom died and i was fine" it's obvious he just couldn't stand someone besides him being the center of attention