#general
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lol
You’re cool, can you friend me
im really not
Guys why did the chicken cross the road
because it had to be to work in five minutes
to end on my chicken and rice casserole.
This is a lie btw
You are cool
''to be to work''
im not cool, im south american
that is very english
and from the bad country in south america even

Oh so your warm
uncomputes your r
He freaking died
It matters not where your from, but who you are
if you consider "i need two fans on me otherwise ill turn into a puddle of flesh and bones due to extreme heat" warm then yes ig i am warm
Better than North. 
Do or do not try
TRUTH
NUKE
Lmao you’re not cool you’re overheating and dying
it's not too hot here
why yes i am
28c/83f
holy argentina
literally not hot
i mean
hola, soy homero chino....
What does that mean
just a meme
pretty sure it means hello i am chinese homer lmao
LMAO
theres also the one where homer opens the door and just goes
"...messi"
Another great joke for the history books
domer
Makes sense for late summer/early fall I suppose
I see you typing
My feet are so cold holy mole
Say that again….
that again
Thanks
The silence is so loud
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Man when are the ylyl entries gonna open
I got some good memes just sitting here and rotting
Gotta say I missed the quiet
It was loud enough to speak
monday.
I think Jimmy is sometimes watching us
I can’t deny it
I miss the quiet
I get the reference...
Am I to fight it? Or be delighted?
Do... Do you get the reference?

I'll put the link in the music tab, DW!
Hi lacey
saint of the sun
juhiggy hbn i just woke up
Okay apparently I have heard this before from a Roblox game i forgot what tho
let alone while being in japan
Jimmy doesnt exist
correct
Who’s Jimmy

I’m so sad
I had a dream and then woke up
I had a dream that I met Markiplier at spirit Halloween
Aw man
i dreamt last night that i was 4 billion dollars in debt so i had to build a house under the sea to hide
Minecraft
How do yall remember your dreams
With our brains obviously
Why must u hate me
I’m not
It seems like it
Nobody remembers anything with their kidneys
It only happens to me sometimes
i remembered

its not from a roblox game but it did get used for a few in some form
Ik it’s not from a Roblox game I just remember hearing it in one
What should I draw my OCs doing today?
French Cuirassier
Is that how Atlantis was made?
Cereal.
Atlantis wasn't built in a day
Wdym by cereal
Eating or smth else
No comment.
Ill draw them AS cereal
My dad’s gonna get his tax return and my bum sibling’s over here lying saying dad owes them money 💀
Hi cos!
Hai :3
im horrified
...duck what the fuck
...fuck what the duck
Do y’all not like the emote?
NO

THAT IS EVEN WORSE
ehhh i kinda like it
Beep
That’s what happens if you don’t brush and floss your teeth

It portrays an emotion that no other emote can





This one too
What is this cyclops
Okay that is pretty good
Bro I'm dying
I like that one
Do not look up Cyclopia on Wikipedia

worst mistake of my life
Why now :3
I'm disturbed
can anyone of you survive 2012? (the movie)
That’s my thumb
I’ve been told that I have a very long thumb
I can't tell why
Those were actually one of the first words that one of my friends ever told me
“Why is your thumb so long”
Lol
House flipper is free on steam rn
House Flipper?
yeah like the spongebob epinsode
Howdy
How are you?
Good. About to wash my hair once I’m done eating
What?
Splendid!
Hru
I’m pretty jolly, my internship got moved to the summer which will make everything easier and it will give me more time there
Congrats
shower of grapeshot
Priest
Kennedy
Hi
Hru
It's Mudkip enthusiast
Decent. Gonna wash my hair in a minute than break into friends house
Fair fair
Hi
Wbu
I saw y'all playing Item Asylum earlier
Not bad
It is indeed, how is everyone doing?
Good thanks for asking wbu?
Not too bad, at the mall w my gf and her sister otw to natural falls in Oklahoma(in the United States for any non-US residents lurking)
Mhm
Kennedy how long have you been beige for
Was it fun
Since 1st of April
This month?
Beige ken
Yes, this month
Nice
I'll return to Rock
Sure ig. I was mainly just blasting music, and wasn’t paying too much attention
Like, in a few days
Please dont ;-;
Fair enough
Its lonely being beige
Theres only like 2 other beiges ive seen the entire past year
You should change colors then




I want to take a nap every time I try tho I go 30 minutes with my eyes closed and “hey deadname come do this”
i need music injected into my blood 
making a profile out of this MV might actually be fire
Omg Same
Hey gehe may I add you?
of course
@upbeat copper
Rip
Guys am i tripping or does jimmy look like a gay xqc now
I think you may be partially tripping.
I don't see it.
with blonde hair atleast
Yeah I still don't see it.
When the fajitas come out sizzling
Has jimmothy streamed yet today
Idk.
Peak human activities.
Carbon hydrogen oxygen and nitrogen
Indeed
?
Better known as Chon
?
?
Hailo floofers
Chon is a progressive rock band from Oceanside california
I’m a floofer?
I'm not a floof, but hi.
Kwel.
Guys something hilarious happened at work yesterday
Floofer sounds like a slur for animals
damn, I love graphic design
formatting images and setting up profiles and shit is just fun to me
Ok, are you guys familiar with the restaurant "Cubby's"?
No
What is it
Never heard of it.
No?
That's ok, anyway
So I was at the register, and this big buff man with a bulky jacket and a motorcycle helmet walks in
WHAT
what is that start bro😭🙏
At first I thought, oh sheet are we being robbed?
But he asked me if we had a certain item on our menu
Fever dream shit
Trey!
I said, so sorry, but you're free to look at our menu over there. He does that and comes back.
XDD
Wait, let em cook. . .
Ok…
That part was normal
He comes back, takes his helmet off, and says, wait a minute, this isnt Chubbys
Haiiii
🫂
Hruu
Our restaurant is called Cubby's, he was looking for CHubbys
I'm fine
HIII LuX
My break starts now so I'm pretty good actually
Yippee
How you been
Omigash haiiiiii
Happy!
FRIGGIN SWEET
Wait, so buff biker guy comes in, asks for menu, then is like "wait this isn't where I'm supposed to be," then dips?
He walked in to the wrong restaurant lol
Yea lol
Hai LuX
Kewl.
Hailo :3
Why is there only a difference between two restaurants a CAPITAL
🙏😭🙏😭💀💀💀

Nonono, were called "Cubby's" with no H. He was looking for a place called Chubbys
Oooohhhhh
I think I’m blind💀
No worries, me too fr
XDDD
Anyways, how's everyone doin today?
Happy
I'm so close. . .
Good IG
Yey :3
I'm doin' alright.
it’s 11:30 AM RN for me 💀
Hallo Glaggle
Good? Why not great? Or amazing, or whimsical?
Bros working the FNAF night shift
I dunno bro 😭🙏
Because sometimes we're just good, and that's good enough.
XDDD
Erm, 11:30 AM would be daylight
🤓👆
I'm so stupid I swear XwX
Took me so long to find those 2 emojis😭😭
That's why I use the 24 hour time and not 12 hour time sometimes.
Imo, it helps people understand what time I'm talking about better.
I know a person who only uses that one
Cool! I can use 24 hour, but it'll take me a second to figure out anything after 3PM
It confuses me 😵💫😵💫
I kinda just use both, sometimes out of habit, sometimes out of convenience.
Ah
Ok bro 😭🙏
STOP. POSTING. ABOUT. AMOUNGU-
Lmfao, I needa do some work lol. Bye chat
No
Oh hi Gaggle, bye Gaggle :3
Bro fell to the curse and couldn’t finish the sentence
Buh bye.
Yes
Nah
Toodles
Make me
Don't do work
It's commisions
Ah
Oh you want me to complete the whole damn thing?
Go ahead then
Tyty :3
Cya laters
Then don't tempt me.
T o o d l e s
Btw, I really enjoyed making yours. Just fyi. Anyways bye
I see
Ooo, I'm so close to getting enough DDs to get image perms.
Ok ✋😣🤚
Only 10 more, and I'm good to go.
Also the back of my mouth feels weird and partially sore, is this concerning?
i’m soooooo far away tho
Yeah? WTF
I have 645 dd :((
Oh damn, I remember being in your position.
Ask charmander
Who's Charamander?
:((
Don't worry, you'll get there eventually.
Charmander? I hardly know ‘er!
It just takes patience.
:DD
Guhhh
Hi, person I've either never met before or I have met and I don't remember.
Guhhh
Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died
Guhh?
Guh
Guh.
Guhhhhh
Guhhhhhhhh.
Guhh
meow
YOU BROKE IT
Guh!
mods woulda lined yall up for execution if you made a chain
GET THE FUCK OUT WITH THAT SHIT, WE GO "GUH," NOT THIS "MEOW" SHIT!!
ahem
glag
Guhh?
Guh
that would be i
yeah
Stop trying to spam
Eh it's fuckin ruined already, there's no point.
because you souldnt be doing chains in the first place lmao
It silly tho
😔
if those guys could read they'd be very mad
i cant read
damn
if someone knows what im quoting i will fucking give them all my mortal possessions
That sign cant stop me cause i cant read
Guh
sigh
Is it bad that I only ever say Guh in general
they aren't lying
It’s my passive income so I can someday have enough for image perms so I can post memes
i mean if youre making your presence known its fine but theres a point where you gotta contribute to a convo
I’ve been saying Guh in here for like a year
824 messages from them in general chat, most of which are just guhhh
I can stop ig I just don’t know what to say cuz last time I talked in here an argument got started 👀
It might happen again! 
I’ll survive without Guh 
111,268 mesasages from me in general chat 
Crazy
over the course of 4 years since 2022
How many messages have I sent?
35k
37994
Jesus
Ah overall
oh I might be counting serverwide
forgot that desktop doesn't automatically pick gen chat
Wait 4 more and I got 38000
In this general ive messages 69k, nice.
33k results from this account
i have sent 14,225 as of this one
Syno you've probably already passed 994 before Gehe even said that because the message counter is delayed by like 2 minutes
Darn
ive meowed 363 times
If this message is the 48000th...
67
i said guh 861 times

Explosion
Fort Vaux on a random day in 1916
Crazy
How did you check lmao

I forgot I was replying to that omg
search function on discord
nah i counted up what wasn't added in the search
Ah right
this was infact the 48000th
Idk how many I’ve sent but it’s probably way too many

OH NO SHES DEEEAAAAAD
Someone put me in a coffin rn but like a nice padded one and give me a blanket
oh right I should probably talk here today
Welp chat im trying to figure out how to talk to my mom about my mess up
What happened??
I think I'm slow.
Failed chemistry last semester
Oh I see
magnifying glass in top right
And it’s causing me to not graduate or be able to transfer (tho I don’t have the requirements for one place regardless)
I’m likely taking it again over the summer
It just says 1000+
mobile does that
Makes sense
🫂
But I can’t just sneak off to classes 3 times a week without her knowing or do fucking chemistry online so I have to talk to her about it
And I’m terrified af to do it
Bello
I think your mom shouldn’t be too mad especially since you’ve already figured out how to correct your mistake
Worst part? It’s not even fully my fault it’s the teachers bs policies for fucking chemistry class too
🫂
I get high test anxiety in person and often don’t do well because of it. The classes grade was 50 FUCKING PERCENT TESTS YOU CANNOT GET ANY POINTS BACK ON SINCE 0 RETAKES OR CORRECTIONS OR ANYTHING
Like I did nearly perfect on all my homework and labs and still failed because the tests
I just know my mom gets mad at small things, and likely would get mad that I never told her
She’s about done talking with my sister it’s about to be the best time so anxiety spiking, wish me luck
GOOD LUCK
one sneeze and he's dead
SHE KEEPS YAPPING
I’m gonna have a heart attack waiting because she won’t shush
Going to make pancakes for myself and my creator
My creator is still asleep though
Hi arevin


It is Easter weekend! Yippee

I’m going to buy and eat a chocolate bunny

As long as it's not a real bnuy
its the Killer Bunny from Monty Python
Oh my gosh I’m like genuinely having a panic attack because my sister can’t shut up and I can’t tell my mom I need to take chemistry again
She’s going back to her desk never fucking mind now is not the time to tell her I’m going to like die


hehehe sorry about that
The Sonic games on Dreamcast were certainly something
The dreamcast as a whole was certainly something
This is true
It was the last part of futego aero design
A shame we never got the Dreamcast port of Half-Life
The controller design just confuses me
I don't know the full story behind it's failure but it fell very fast
Sega never made a console after that

Hello
I was surprised to find the Saturn actually sold better than the N64
It was best-selling in Japan in 1996
Hi duck
Hi syno
We should bring back the $100,000 bill

One problem with that, though, none of us are gonna get that in our lives. 😭
Bitcheteer Bitcher!!!
STOP CALLING ME THAT
But its your name!
Too late.
What is it with Flanders and war
Think about Waterloo and then think about World War 1
What if i dont wanna think?
That’s ok I’m not gonna force you to
I made a mini pancake
Duck!
An estimated 1.5 billion artillery shells were fired in world war 1 on the western front alone

How Art Though
Das alot.
Pretty good
Yay
If we averaged that out and round up by quite a bit that would be almost a million shells per day
How are you
Happy!
For the entire duration of the war
Thas pretty kewl.
And I assume this number to include both explosive and chemical ordnance
Also why do we need to know this?
Fun fact
Oh oke.
Because he likes to ramble about history to himself
That's fair.
Yeah that’s it pretty much
T. hales the thalesser hru?
I am dandy
Amazing
Rikachet
Poopooteer master
Jagger
Hru
Good wbu?
Ate baked Mac n cheese with bacon bits
Feeling great
Moves like?
Sup yall
The sky
I usually respond with the ceiling if I’m indoors
Yeah but the sky is Upper
man i barely use this server anymore
Mk
Mortal kombat 
Kombat has been mortally wounded
Thales did Jimmy ever do the maid cat like goal
What even is that
Eye tracker 13
The maid outfit?
I mean technically
He said 69k like it has 80k
Hi rib
Im going to
Skoden Stoodis

Ham Sandwich
Sam Handwich
Sam the Ham Sandwich eating a Sandwich with his Handwich
sand ham witch



why so >:3
Rib
Munch munch munch
Soggy rika
There was likely more to it like it containing a blacklisted word or you spammed song lyrics, you can always dm a mod and ask them for the specifics
And dragon fruit
Biting you
It has a word in the title... was pretty obvious that it wasbnt allowed
AHHHHH
I JUST SHOWERED
Seasoning you

STOP EATING ME
Chomp munch munch
Ew showers 🤮
Or I'm gonna turn you into oil
FACK YOU
☄️
OIL
🦖💥
QUICK GET THE BARRELS

big brain move
_ _
wow i just watched an entire regiment get wiped by grapeshot
yo guys
i need motivation for fnaf2 night 2
i got super scared of Toy Chica
i am demotivated rn
🙁
Bro got scared of a baddie
by finishing the game obviously
somehow i found motivation to finish this
Is it the beakless chica ur scared of or just chica in general
FNAF isn’t scary at all do not be frightened I will protect you with my bunny aura
She appeared in the vents and then I put on my mask, and then she disappeared.

Thanks, maybe I'll try Night 2 tomorrow.
hi everyone, im looking for suggestions to my joke game, idc what it is, as long as its possible
Add a pizza
Just a random pizza
500 low taper fades
Beep
youre welcome
random chance for the Winged Hussars under John III Sobieski to occur
Yes amazing idea
To give cat ears to this creature or to not give cat ears to the creature. That is the question
I don’t think therefore I am dumb
Fucking Socrates 🤬🤬
I think too much, therefore I am anxiety
If anxiety is your power, what are you without it 🤔🤔🧐🧐
minus 2
Leave
fair
Able to actually do shit
If shit is your power, what are you without it
born to shit, forced to shit
toilet
uhhhh im so bored
Hi so bored I’m Arch
is it me or is p ranking lust now harder
arch you play minecraft?
Nawr
damn
meow
meow
track 13.,,.,., /,.,.m,,njgnbvnmmmmmn
Hot pot soon
fun fact, to make butter on the Oregon Trail families would just attach buckets of milk to wagons
as a natural churn
So if you want butter, buy wagon
Lactose
So bored rn
and i just appeared
im watching an indian action movie with friends on call and its the funniest shit ever
they made a movie about the HMHS Britannic (sister ship of the Titanic that struck a mine and sank in 1916) in the year 2000
it was the worst thing i ever watched
the only thing that made it better was like eight other people watched it
OH MY GOD ITS AN ACTION MUSICAL
incredible
Hi 👋
The sun has exploded
finally
Sun 2: Plasmic Bogaloo has been created
OH MY GOOD HELP
Hi smudge
HELP MY POOPPOO
ew
hi
Keep it to yourself, I mean that literally
yeah

Hi 👋
Beep

Puppeteer Master
What’s your favorite war poem?
You changed your name to Bitcheteer?
...
I gave the creature cat ears they’re very cute
Lol. Hai Puppeteer
Exposure by Wilfred Owen for sure
That poem really stuck with me during GCSEs
🫴 
cat!
Mhm

idk but "We only know war lasts, rain soaks, and clouds sag stormy.
Dawn massing in the east her melancholy army
Attacks once more in ranks on shivering ranks of grey," goes kinda hard
water
veemo
You!!
Puppet
Hello peoples
You haven’t read that poem before?
hi person
How is everyone?
They didn’t teach us any good poetry in HS
Excited
It was all just Poe
Yippee
Magical
good made a sona
-# (as a minecraft skin)
what about you?
They taught yall poetry in high school??
the closest thing we got was literature
O nice
I’m alright I’m cooking with this design I’m making, got a lot to get done lol
Yeah imma bout to set up for the start of my daily stream for the next week
Same
Sadly most of our poems are very Eurocentric with just one black poet in our curriculum, ironically the poem is about how Eurocentric our education system is
thought that said kitsune
Made me realize the SpongeBob episode about the boots was a reference to that
nvm
How😭
Definitely am gonna read more of his works tho
blind
We were basically just told to read books and write essays
Lovely
Imma throw a book at u writen it brile
Best of luck
Same tbh
But at least I read some interesting books
I sent my best friend a photo of a mini pancake I made and he responded with “Pancake pregnant”
Like Orwell’s Animal Farm
?????
What does that even mean
Yeah gonna need it cuz its arknights endfield today
i should read more books
you should
We had animal farm in middle school what
Wow I misreplied and typoed
True, I’m like halfway through this one book rn
generational reply fail
Lmao
i started crime and punishment never knew why i stopped
Alright out the window I go
Yeah
They always told us we need to write in a specific way, especially with essays and such
And now everyone wants us to explain ourselves in like a tiny few sentences at max
and then suddenly everything comes crashing down
Boo
im at that point rn lowkey
yes
ive been on discord so much recently
What’s it about
Actually I can make an educated guess
Buuuurp
😭
It got me stuck using Times New Roman for all my documents
crime
damn you MLA format
my genius is... often times, frightening
Maybe some punishment too
I like MLA format
mmm good point
a former student kills a person and plays cat and mouse with the police so basically its Death note without the Note and only 1 death
so its
yes
a crime
with a punishment
woah
ik
Do they ever say “damn, I did a crime and now I have to deal with the punishment!”
its set in russia idk
Actions have consequences mfs

yall ever heard of osamu dazai?
no only Sengoku Jidai

😭
Joe Bart Simpson
fyodor dostoyevsky? Franz Kafka?
I know none of those people
Kafkaesque
nope
YALL DONT KNOW FRANZ KAFKA?!
Not a single one y’all mentioned💔
surely you know the big ass bug in the bed?
I know Franz Ferdinand
Ohhhh
YEAH HE WROTE THAT SHIT
wrong kafka


hydro...do you know franz kafka?
I’ve been reading a book about like what we don’t know yet in science
Huh isn’t that the guy who the sonic exe laugh sound comes from
who?
Wait isn’t that kefka
kefla? thats the girl from dragon ball
Ain’t that a Mexican dish
but you do know the giant bug laying in bed? right?
No idea
clem from warframe
WIAT IVE SEEN THAT MEME
gehe. do you know franz kafka?
3x
Oh that’s Carne Asada
I only sent it once and then ?????
Cursed
Comment meiosis
think I've read like one of his books
Carne Asada curse
memento mori or smth
Earth Wind and Fire reference?
lets groove tonight
Eeepy but I have to wait for it to become a reasonable time to sleep 
Says who?
You have free will, sleep right now
im about to sleep
Waking up at 4:00 AM is annoying 
Hi about to sleep, I’m duck
hi duck
ente
Waking up to Kingdom Come isn’t
kit do you know JVB?

I know JJBA
-# what the fuck does kingdom come mean

or Joey Valence & Brae
I love their music
dap me up
It’s like the opposite of telling a kingdom to go away
have you listened to hyperyouth yet?
@bleak gazelle

The album or is there a song?
crank it up
new album
I’ve been listening to just their stuff on shuffle
meow
I see
released last year
You will be please to know you can create molten salt
You know how Spotify has that thing where you can just shuffle play from an artist? Thats what I’ve been listening to
does anyone know JPEGMAFIA?
Table salt can be melted into a liquid at high temperature
Lemme check rq, I recognize songs but not their names
Sounds familiar !
Wait hyperyouth afterparty or the regular one?
i should listen to them again
regular
Just checked, I’ve listened to a bit of the regular one
arch do you want to see the creature feature featuring the creature
Man what the fuck even is grass
glaggle are you faded?
Hang on
How do magnets work
Miracles
Magnets work by aligning microscopic magnetic domains within a material to create a combined, invisible magnetic field that attracts or repels other ferromagnetic materials and magnets.
Nuh uh they work because of miracles
Exactly
How to say absolutely nothing in 27 words or less:
well damn
magnetite is vital to making thermite fyi
guess im wrong
Big if true
what if i just...yoink
I learned somewhat of how magnetite is actually made
took your nose
you’re telling me these trials are…outlast??
You’re telling me it’s all quiet on the western front?
fire ass movie
You telling me Celeste???
Still haven’t watched it somehow
Made me cry a little 
But I loved 1917
You’re saying that this dungeon is the darkest?

you telling me a huh and a wuh?
That wasn’t very nice
owe
Pschewwwwww

Rocket kibby
did you watch saving private ryan?
Yeah it was great
totally
Today was when Jesus Christ died on the cross
How did I not realize. I’m a fake Jesus stan wtf
On this day Union forces captured Richmond
Give or take 2000 years
Jack the Ripper began his killings
if the earth is 2026 years old, how did dinosaur
I didn’t know in just really religious
The larp committee just called, they want me as their leader 
I made them up for dramatic effect
what about plant
Food coloring
vs. Zombies

What does the hoot mean next to your name
LARPARCH
WAAAAAAUGGGGHH
owl
YOU BIG LARPER
although right now my profile isn't stolas

Is it from something
larp larp larp sahur
I’ve been meaning to watch that one but it’s an almost 3 hour movie
hi rosa
You can click on it
we should watch it together..
It’s from owls
To acquire this information
We should
tomorrow I plan on taking photos of the pretty blooming flowers
actually yknow what, its still plenty light outside imma do it now
But it seems like a sad movie too
it is
Never heard of “ The Skyline”
Love how they filmed actual WW2 firearms for sfx
bring a box of tissues
the movie made me so close to cry unlike any movie before
they went all out for the production and you can really appreciate it for its accuracy to actual history
name your top 5 movies
Angry Birds Movie
Angry Birds Movie
Angry Birds Movie
Angry Birds Movie
Ratatouille
Despicable me 3,
Do you know if they have made a movie about IHNMAIMS
GAW






