general

[pliant flame]

Didn't West Australia had an Iron storm lately

Like, the sky was legit blood red

[fallen fjord]

Yep. The sky turned red in places like Shark Bay.

The winds from Cyclone Narelle lifted the iron-filled soil into the air.

[pliant flame]

Istg, Australia is terrifying but it's a killer photography location

[fallen fjord]

It's up to you if it's worth it... But our beaches are top-tier. Like, best in the world.

[pliant flame]

I assume it's way more humid or just as humid as the Alexanderian coast line up here

[indigo hull]

Mad Max is just a documentary about Australia

[fallen fjord]

It was even filmed in Australia.

[indigo hull]

well i figured that lmao

we didnt even get the first movie in the US

Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior was the first one we got in the US

[pliant flame]

Just with alot more crazy people and alot less spiders then usual

[indigo hull]

i firmly believe thats all that happens in Australia's interior

people drive ridiculously lifted cars with twin V8 engines

[fallen fjord]

In a simplified way, yeah.

The strongest production car in the world was made here.

[pliant flame]

Largest exporter of dates and artichokes up here

[fallen fjord]

Meanwhile... Iron ore is ours.

But also coal, energy, gold, agricultural stuff... Just a lot.

[pliant flame]

Iron and alot of... well, look at Tasmania

If you know, you know

[fallen fjord]

Oh yeah, I know.

Speaking of Tasmania, you just reminded me about the devils.

[pliant flame]

Those things, oh boi

I hate those things

[fallen fjord]

They're not so bad... They're just loud, aggressive, and are slowly being wiped out by a disease that gives them facial tumours...

Apart from that, they're like any other animal!

[pliant flame]

They're worse then the overgrown cat sized rat that crawled out of my toilet one time

[fallen fjord]

I think we've met our match.

[pliant flame]

Yea, I've been used to stray dogs lounging around in packs of 9 or more on every block of the country

And alot of mongeese and weasels

Those furry noodle rodents are ALL OVER my damn garage

[fallen fjord]

Sounds scary.

[thin prairie]

🫵

[pliant flame]

If you've been hunted down by a pack of dogs before then yea, the experience is terrifying

[lusty gorge]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA

[indigo hull]

it isn't much better in the US

[fallen fjord]

Doesn't everyone own a gun over there?

[indigo hull]

yeah you can shoot it in defense but then it becomes a legal nightmare

[fallen fjord]

If you can even get your hands on a gun over here, it's just fair game when it comes to shooting them.

[pliant flame]

2nd amendment rights was a huge mistake

[indigo hull]

well now I wouldn't say that

but there needs to be much more regulation

hell its completely legal to build your own muskets

and thats for the simple fact our firearm laws fail to even classify them as firearms

[pliant flame]

Y'all just need another president

[indigo hull]

we need a few things

really the one solution would just be to outlaw the formation of political parties

and dissolving those that currently exist

[fallen fjord]

At least you guys can get guns without having to buy them in another country.

[indigo hull]

me buying replica muskets made in Italy:

[fallen fjord]

Essentially, yes. There's a reason Australia doesn't make guns anymore.

[indigo hull]

oh i know that one

[fallen fjord]

Because the government doesn't let them.

[indigo hull]

still doesnt prevent people from getting around it

[pliant flame]

As usual

[indigo hull]

anyway back to actual civil topics

[lusty gorge]

Lattes

[pliant flame]

Yea, I hate having to discuss about gun laws

[indigo hull]

I just dont argue about them

[fallen fjord]

Fair enough.

[somber ocean]

Gun...

[pliant flame]

Out of the fact that soon enough, I must go to military school

[ruby zealot]

Hi glaggle what's up

[indigo hull]

I am

[ruby zealot]

Lmao

[wet ivy]

They turned me to a plush guys

[indigo hull]

Marketability

[wet ivy]

No im 100% non marketable

[indigo hull]

Glaggleland finds a way to market everything

We are guaranteed either a sale or a lawsuit no in between

[wet ivy]

No I bite

Anyway im gonna platinum every dark souls game

[indigo hull]

No get every Platinum Relic in the main Crash Bandicoot games

[zenith charm]

Yellow

[dry rock]

I was sleeping

[burnt merlin]

Nuh uh

[indigo hull]

You will sleep no longer

[zenith charm]

I'm eepy. It takes me like 5 hours to really be awake

[dry rock]

I've been awake for 5 hours

[fallen fjord]

I should be asleep right now, but who cares about that?

[zenith charm]

Me 😠

[fallen fjord]

It was kind of meant to be hypothetical...

[zenith charm]

Hehehe

[ruby zealot]

Hi sleepy swap

[ruby zealot]

The dah

[burnt merlin]

The pas

Vanna play pressure?

In a bit

[thin prairie]

Or was you

[ruby zealot]

Can't sorry dude

[ruby zealot]

Hi spider

[thin prairie]

Sup

[olive girder]

35th time

[zinc frigate]

[ruby zealot]

Hydro!

[zinc frigate]

I wish I wasn’t awake rn

Why did I agree to a 9:30 appointment

[thin prairie]

[proper panther]

Last night was lit

[rotund mason]

For what

[zinc frigate]

Car

[rotund mason]

Oh right

[thin prairie]

Beep beep

[zinc frigate]

[thin prairie]

🫵

[thin prairie]

[languid grove]

I gotta get up and do my workout

[thin prairie]

Gurrrllll lock innnn

[strong sequoia]

I straight cooked

[zenith charm]

I'm at my house in the countryside. Can't go to the toilet without a big german shepherd spying on you

[timber wraith]

WE BUMPIN THAT SERENA BY 2 SLIMEY FR

[ruby zealot]

Hi rika

[grizzled sundial]

Hello Jimmy chat!

[ruby zealot]

Naps!

[grizzled sundial]

Puppet!! :D

[woven flicker]

Who?

[grizzled sundial]

Who?

[woven flicker]

hru you frick

[grizzled sundial]

Nep is good Nep is watching anime while in bed!!

Wbuuu

[woven flicker]

Yatta

[woven flicker]

I’m alright just bored and waking up

[grizzled sundial]

I c

[ruby zealot]

Domar hi

[rotund mason]

Hi hello

[ruby zealot]

Sup ken

[compact sky]

hello people

[ruby zealot]

Hi dia!

[compact sky]

hi

[rotund mason]

Yo

[woven flicker]

Puppet

[thin prairie]

How's you

[grizzled sundial]

Haiiiii kennedyyyy

[woven flicker]

Hmmmm

[rotund mason]

Chilling, just had some sheperds pie

[rotund mason]

Hi Naptime

[grizzled sundial]

[thin prairie]

Yum

[rotund mason]

Twas very yum

[rotund mason]

How're you?

[thin prairie]

[rotund mason]

Delicious

[indigo hull]

mf looks like butter

[grizzled sundial]

Nap is goood nap is watching anime right now with a blankey what about youuuu?

[coral token]

Oh lawd .

[rotund mason]

What anime?
But chilling rn, had some sheperds pie

[grizzled sundial]

I started watching sentenced to be a hero

Really good so far!!

[rotund mason]

Ooo, nice

[grizzled sundial]

Mhmmm

[languid grove]

I immediately got up and did my workout after I sent that message, I just finished

[zinc frigate]

[thin prairie]

LOCK INNN

[rotund mason]

Hey Au + Tumn

[zinc frigate]

Mornin

[rotund mason]

Would you like an edible
Oddish

[zinc frigate]

That’s very… odd

Ish

[verbal anchor]

Morning chat!

[rotund mason]

Did it make you... gloomy?

[zinc frigate]

Idk it sounds a little vile
Plume

[rotund mason]

Did it ring a Bell
Ossom

[zinc frigate]

Lmao

[rotund mason]

Ngl I'd eat an Oddish if it was edible

[brisk shard]

Dont they stink or smth

[languid grove]

I immediately got up and did my workout after I sent that message, I just finished

[thin prairie]

I'll fight you

[rotund mason]

I think so? But think of it as a Durian

It smells absolutely horrible, but it tastes amazing

[verbal anchor]

Anii!!!

[ruby zealot]

Rosé!

[verbal anchor]

Bitcheteer!

[rotund mason]

Cocesca?

[indigo hull]

Sounds like a musketeer

[prime canopy]

There seems to be a mouse trapped in my room’s walls, I feel guilty. It’s doomed to starve in a dark cramped space

[verbal anchor]

Break da wall

[rotund mason]

Find the mouse
But hru Cosette

[prime canopy]

Bored, more than anything

[rotund mason]

Fair enough

[prime canopy]

-w-

[burnt merlin]

i am going to slime you out

swiss cheese you in a back alley, even

[indigo hull]

On this day in 1888 Jack the Ripper started his killing spree

[burnt merlin]

Rooooseeeeeeeeeeeeee

[verbal anchor]

Rattle em boys

[verbal anchor]

Hruu

[burnt merlin]

I'm alright
procrastinating like crazy rn
wbu?

[indigo hull]

Skelebones Mafia

[verbal anchor]

Happy:)

[olive flicker]

Tiny 1 vs Tiny 2

[thin prairie]

You bitch
Lock in

[indigo hull]

I think I’ve created a monster

[olive flicker]

I just woke up, I'm locked in

[thin prairie]

LOCK INNN

[indigo hull]

So in World War 2 the US modified Sherman tanks with flamethrowers

[thin prairie]

NOW

[rotund mason]

No

[olive flicker]

Going back to bed to kill honley in the dream world

[indigo hull]

Imagine a similar thing but it releases chlorine gas

[thin prairie]

You can't
It's lock in hours not honk shoe hours

[rotund mason]

Now THAT sounds hilarious

[thin prairie]

Explode

[olive flicker]

Different timezones

[rotund mason]

No thanks

[thin prairie]

FRICK YOU

[thin prairie]

Mimimimi

Nerdy nerd nose

[indigo hull]

How do you honk a shoe?

[thin prairie]

🪿👞

[indigo hull]

Erm 🤓

[burnt merlin]

It's already been decided

[rotund mason]

Nah

[thin prairie]

[rotund mason]

That you'll be turned into a bottle of Coca Cola? Sure

[rotund mason]

Aniidah sip of Brodies Iced Tea

[thin prairie]

Grrrr

[languid grove]

GO AWAY MEANIE

[coral token]

boo

[thin prairie]

Being mean to you rn

[languid grove]

[rotund mason]

No kicking !

[burnt merlin]

That I'll slime you out in a back alley

[olive flicker]

I think you need to apologize

[rotund mason]

Brodie, try the Iced Tea

[indigo hull]

Brodie Helmet

The British standard issue steel helmet of both World Wars

[burnt merlin]

Brolesterol spike, i don't want to

[rotund mason]

Okay

[thin prairie]

Yeah you're right
Rika I apologize for being mean and beating you up and calling you a nerdy nose

[rotund mason]

Cinema

[languid grove]

DON’T APOLOGISE WHILE PUTTING YOUR BUTT IN MY FACE

[indigo hull]

The Germans finally arriving in Paris in 1919 (they were promised this shit five years ago)

[rotund mason]

LMAOOO

[thin prairie]

I apologize that YOU'RE A BUTT

[rotund mason]

I don't like how this made me giggle

[indigo hull]

It very much could’ve happened had the US sat out

Mutiny was rampant in the French Army by 1917

[burnt merlin]

[verbal anchor]

Pov: Anii

[indigo hull]

To be fair the situation for the Germans wasn’t much better considering they were still in famine

[rotund mason]

That's true

[indigo hull]

And it’s theorized had they secured Eastern European grain it could’ve helped them a lot

[brisk shard]

Bs

Hahahahahaahahah

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[brisk shard]

im losing it

[rotund mason]

Person named it

[burnt merlin]

person

FUCK YOU KENNEDY

[rotund mason]

I always do the joke

Ssshhh

[burnt merlin]

shhhh i stole it

[rotund mason]

You're being turned into a FLIPPING bag of wet cement

[languid grove]

GRRR I’M TELLING FLOOB

[fallen fjord]

What the fuck is going on?

[languid grove]

That was supposed to be a reply to Honbutt but my wifi is being butt

[olive flicker]

Roadhogmafia#2986, Aniidah, Kennedy, and Honley. A real stinkfest

[burnt merlin]

Well then you're being turned into a FRICKING bag of unpeeled potato

[languid grove]

YOU’RE A BUTT AND I’M TELLING FLOOB

[brisk shard]

Minion

[rotund mason]

And .0zark.

[zinc frigate]

Welp time to wait for them to do some car things on my car

[olive flicker]

[indigo hull]

Release the Winged Hussars

[rotund mason]

Nice

[thin prairie]

What the flip

[ruby zealot]

Hi demon

[rotund mason]

No ssshhh

[burnt merlin]

Said Demon btw

[woven flicker]

Stinky bitch aniidah stink frick

[burnt merlin]

the smelliest

[burnt merlin]

BBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH

[olive flicker]

Beller

[thin prairie]

Road hog huh 😭

[woven flicker]

Hru bestie?

[brisk shard]

Roadhogmafia

[olive flicker]

Its not okay to talk about yourself like that

[brisk shard]

It was my old Overwatch nickname

[thin prairie]

WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT
WHAT IS THAT

[olive flicker]

#2986

[brisk shard]

Back when I played Overwatch 1

[burnt merlin]

no, no i was adressing you, STINKY

[brisk shard]

Roadhog is a character in Overwatch

[rotund mason]

Well guess what

[thin prairie]

Oh
Bitch I main reaper

[brisk shard]

Big Australian murderer

[burnt merlin]

I'm alright
wbu pookie? :3c

[brisk shard]

Stinky

[indigo hull]

-# me over here having never played Overwatch

[brisk shard]

Chicken but

[fallen fjord]

Huh, a fellow Reaper main...

[rotund mason]

YOU are not tuff twin

[olive flicker]

Why are you dressing me i can dress myself

[burnt merlin]

you play overwatch either way, it's the same thing

[olive flicker]

I'll pick my own clothes thank you

[woven flicker]

Tired and bored

[indigo hull]

Chicken but WHAT?!

[brisk shard]

You're not a salad why are you being addressed

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Get it

[brisk shard]

Salad dressing

[rotund mason]

Don't forget about the elephant

HAHA, HAHAHA

[thin prairie]

Sometimes
But deadass everything else is Boring or pisses me off atm

[indigo hull]

Give them some privacy

[rotund mason]

Anyways

[olive flicker]

Shutup

[burnt merlin]

i gave all your clothes to charity sorry

[olive flicker]

Aw man

[zinc frigate]

[brisk shard]

Take a bunch of adderall and then play Apex Legends with me

[rotund mason]

Aunt Autumn

[brisk shard]

Either adderall or crack

[zinc frigate]

Ken Kennedy

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[indigo hull]

Quantum physics

[burnt merlin]

first time making a typo on an emoji
-# typo counter: 419

[brisk shard]

Get Kennedy to join us too

[thin prairie]

Ew.

[burnt merlin]

Hyyyydroooooo

[indigo hull]

ONE MORE

[zinc frigate]

Annnniiiiiiiiiidaaaaah

[rotund mason]

What's the appointment for again? What happened to the car?

[rotund mason]

Huh

[thin prairie]

Don't tell me to take drugs like that

[burnt merlin]

How aaaareeee yooooooooou? :3c

[brisk shard]

I swear to play Apex properly you gotta be like

[burnt merlin]

yeah, you should get drunk instead

[olive flicker]

40 BRNADRYL

[zinc frigate]

Oil change and asking them to take a look at my tires and brakes.

[brisk shard]

Some kind of demon

[rotund mason]

Ah alright

[indigo hull]

500 Newports

[brisk shard]

SPONGEBOB TWEAKIN OFF THE 40 BENADRYL

[dreamy knoll]

hyyyyddddddrrrrrrroooo

[olive flicker]

Apex Legends is for the worst of the worst of mankind

[indigo hull]

Aw hell nah spunch bop took 40 Benadryls

[rotund mason]

AWH HELL NAH

[burnt merlin]

[zinc frigate]

Tired af, wishing to go home while they change my oil but the person supposed to pick me up while I wait didn’t show up

[dreamy knoll]

you

[brisk shard]

Only game im enjoying rn

[zinc frigate]

Veeeeeeeeeeeeeeenmooooooooooo

[thin prairie]

I'm being serious.

[dreamy knoll]

gud news

[brisk shard]

Overwatch is... Overwatch.
Fortnite is boring.
Roblox... self explanatory.

[zinc frigate]

Huh

[narrow atlas]

Overwatch is boring now since they apparently nerfed junkrats mines

[rotund mason]

Ykw would be fire

[brisk shard]

What

[dreamy knoll]

my break has started and i can stream aall week

[burnt merlin]

bruh
well, i'm sure they had a good reason not to show up, right?
hope you can find a way to get home

[rotund mason]

If WE ALL played

[brisk shard]

Oh god

Played what

[rotund mason]

Your mom ooooooo

[burnt merlin]

Apex on crack

[dreamy knoll]

ani

[brisk shard]

Apex is already on crack

We gotta TAKE crack to play it

[burnt merlin]

on fent

[zinc frigate]

They’re just late lmao. Hbu tho

[indigo hull]

Garry’s mod on cannabis

[brisk shard]

Jesse, we need to play Apex Legends Jesse

[rotund mason]

Among Us whilst drunk

[brisk shard]

Jesse get out the promethazines

[ruby zealot]

Hi kit

[burnt merlin]

veembuh

[dreamy knoll]

popcorn prawns

[narrow atlas]

I can’t just land on top of supports heads anymore, like Adam smasher, and evaporate them

[indigo hull]

that would be a nightmare

[olive flicker]

I'm not telling you to take 40 benadryl, you know thats a stim of mine

[thin prairie]

That could be fire

[dreamy knoll]

hru ani

[thin prairie]

I didn't actually

[burnt merlin]

I'm alright
procrastinating

[indigo hull]

On what

[ruby zealot]

Vermont intelligence

[olive flicker]

I SAY IT ALL THE TIME

[rotund mason]

The imposter confesses but nobody gaf and vote somebody else 💔

[dreamy knoll]

hru

[thin prairie]

I don't pay attention

[narrow atlas]

I think I may break into one of my friends houses today

[brisk shard]

We all vote Kennedy off every round

I think thats a good idea!

[rotund mason]

WHAT THE FUCK

[burnt merlin]

uusdnfjsnfksenfskuuuuuuuuIansweredtwomessageslowernoneedtoansweragain
wbu?

[olive flicker]

Youre so broke you cant pay attention

[ruby zealot]

Headache wbu?

[thin prairie]

Explode

[indigo hull]

Oxygen company

[lusty walrus]

Hi, I have a question for y'all.

[burnt merlin]

I agree

[indigo hull]

Shutting off your lungs

[ruby zealot]

Ye?

[rotund mason]

You're so ASS

[brisk shard]

WHAT

[ruby zealot]

Glaggle are you secretly a submarine?

[dreamy knoll]

debating on sleep cuz im hyped for my rerturn to streaming

[olive flicker]

Hop on

[rotund mason]

YEAH man

[lusty walrus]

You want to know what I don't find impressive or breath taking?

[thin prairie]

On what

[ruby zealot]

Space?

[dreamy knoll]

get well soon and refer to my message to ani

[indigo hull]

If you noticed there’s an AVGN reference to James the Red Engine

[olive flicker]

Good question

[thin prairie]

Figure that out and I'll consider it

[rotund mason]

Wait what

[indigo hull]

Look at his nameplate on the tank engine mock

[olive flicker]

Help me consider

[lusty walrus]

Kinda, more like when someone or something says "this thing could be seen from space!!111!!1!!11"

[burnt merlin]

yippee
do get some sleep tho

[rotund mason]

I see it now

[dreamy knoll]

trying just brain just wired rn

[ruby zealot]

Oh yeah the great wall of china cannot be in fact seen from space that's a lie

[thin prairie]

[lusty walrus]

And I'm like "yeah, anything can be seen from space if you zoom in enough."

[dreamy knoll]

no but your mum can be tho /j

[shell hearth]

Hi

[ruby zealot]

Okay not cool

[lusty walrus]

THAT'S HOW A CAMERA WORKS.

[lusty walrus]

Also hai.

[indigo hull]

I think the Pyramids of Giza can be seen from a certain point in space

[dreamy knoll]

im sorry its 3am and delusion kicked in

[indigo hull]

Don’t quote me on that one though I could very much be wrong

[ruby zealot]

No problem

[shell hearth]

Whene u be a big guy

[dreamy knoll]

also i saw the chance and took it

[burnt merlin]

cough cough whatifwegotthegangonitemasylum cough cough
just a suggestion tho

[fallen fjord]

Peak game mention?!

[lusty walrus]

If you had the ability to zoom in using your eyes (or yk, use a camera to zoom in), then yes, you could see them from space.

[dreamy knoll]

how bout no

[olive flicker]

@rotund mason

[lusty walrus]

That's why I don't find the whole phrase "this could be seen from space" that impresive.

[burnt merlin]

only fun with friends imo

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[lusty walrus]

When Silly Mother made me so.

[fallen fjord]

Yeah, that's kinda true...

[olive flicker]

You too

[burnt merlin]

tech

[narrow atlas]

Wuh?

[shell hearth]

Oke

[narrow atlas]

Hello Aniidah

[olive flicker]

Get on item asylum

[burnt merlin]

How've you been? :3c

[ruby zealot]

Yo tech

[narrow atlas]

Decent. A bit bored
Wbu

[thin prairie]

Ok I've been considering the considerations of considers
kill swap simulator

[narrow atlas]

Hello Puppet

[burnt merlin]

procrastinating

[narrow atlas]

Sure ig. Might not be on for long since a friend isn’t expecting me at 2

[olive flicker]

True!

[olive flicker]

Will hop on in like 10 mins

[lusty walrus]

Speaking of, is Silly Mother here?

[shell hearth]

Idk
Go find out

[ruby zealot]

Okay bye chat my head is killing me

[dreamy knoll]

gn

[ruby zealot]

I'm not sleeping

[burnt merlin]

50 tons of ibuprofen

[lusty walrus]

looks around

I don't see her.

[ruby zealot]

You be what?

[dreamy knoll]

no im gonna be damn

[burnt merlin]

profen

[lusty walrus]

You're gonna be a dam?

[ruby zealot]

WOAH ANII

[burnt merlin]

yeah. that's right, i said it.

[dreamy knoll]

ill throw u into one

[gloomy blaze]

Hey everyone how’s your guys day been

[lusty walrus]

I will do that myself, thank you very much.

[dreamy knoll]

[narrow atlas]

Howdy

[gleaming falcon]

i have awakened

[lusty walrus]

Hello.

[dreamy knoll]

hru tech

[shell hearth]

@lusty walrus ur the first one in here tipping " silly mother "
U just bring this sentence to life

[narrow atlas]

Decent
Wbu

[gleaming falcon]

que pasa

[dreamy knoll]

should sleep but too hyped

[lusty walrus]

Well technically she has "silly mama" is in her name, but I just go "silly mother" because yes.

[narrow atlas]

About what?

[rotund mason]

Maybe

[dreamy knoll]

the next week to 9 days of streaming

[lusty walrus]

Poco.

[gleaming falcon]

???

[shell hearth]

Yes there is
So u alr got eyes on her 👀

[lusty walrus]

What?

[torn elbow]

Good morning

My friends

[narrow atlas]

I keep getting random whiffs of teriyaki sauce, and I have no fucking clue where it’s coming from

[lusty walrus]

Morning.

[dreamy knoll]

mb gang got teriyaki chicken and rice

[narrow atlas]

I think it might be my shirt I was wearing yesterday

[torn elbow]

How are you

[lusty walrus]

Kinda bored, but okay

hbu?

[shell hearth]

Nvm
All what I'm trying to say is if u wanna talk to somebody just take the first step

[lusty walrus]

. . . what? Do you think I'm trying to hit up on her or something?

[shell hearth]

Nah

[torn elbow]

Great

[lusty walrus]

Kewl.

[lusty walrus]

Then what's your point?

[shell hearth]

Forget it

[upbeat copper]

Yes I am

[verbal anchor]

You!!

[upbeat copper]

Hallo

[verbal anchor]

Hruu

[lusty walrus]

AH!!

[indigo hull]

hello

[lusty walrus]

Hi, how are ya?

[ruby zealot]

ARIE!

[upbeat copper]

Oh my so many people happy to see me

[upbeat copper]

I'm horrible but I'm gonna keep pretending everything is okay

[verbal anchor]

:(.

[upbeat copper]

Hi puppy 🫂

[zinc frigate]

Phew I’m home

[verbal anchor]

You!!

[upbeat copper]

Hi pretty lady

[lusty walrus]

Why, what's happening?

[upbeat copper]

Stuff that I can't say here due to rules

[lusty walrus]

I see.

[zinc frigate]

Wow yall have too much energy for this early in the morning lol

[lusty walrus]

I've been awake for nearly half an hour.

[ruby zealot]

Random ass question are you lactose intolerant?

[zinc frigate]

[upbeat copper]

I have to pretend like I do or else I get sad

[verbal anchor]

Lies

[zinc frigate]

I’ve been awake for 2

[upbeat copper]

Very much yes

[upbeat copper]

[ruby zealot]

Oh well check in #food

[zinc frigate]

That’s how long I’ve been wishing I wasn’t awake too

[lusty walrus]

Did you try to eat milk today?

[verbal anchor]

Evil ass Bitcheteer

[upbeat copper]

I really hope if I try to consume milk I don't have to eat it

[upbeat copper]

So mean

[misty quest]

This place sucks im leaving

[upbeat copper]

Aight bye

[torn elbow]

I know I’m a random person and u don’t know me but that deserves a hug

[verbal anchor]

Awesome. Buh bye

[lusty walrus]

I mean you didn't try talking here much, but bye.

[indigo hull]

🫂

[upbeat copper]

I appreciate the sentiment but please don't

[torn elbow]

Bet

[upbeat copper]

Germs are gross

[upbeat copper]

🫂

[torn elbow]

I SEE how it is

[upbeat copper]

I don't know you
I know glaggle

[ruby zealot]

🫂 x100

[upbeat copper]

That is how it is

[ruby zealot]

You getting 100 hugs

[torn elbow]

This has to be some form of rage bait

And it’s working

[indigo hull]

it isnt really

[ruby zealot]

Yeah

[upbeat copper]

No I just don't like hugs from people I'm not familiar with, it's called autism

[ruby zealot]

Fuck I ate too much

I'm full like a balloon

I'll fly away

[upbeat copper]

"Oughhhh my big bulbous tummy...."

[ruby zealot]

Im like a bowling ball

[indigo hull]

i would make a joke about how im so high i would fly away but im coming down now

[queen hinge]

Whats up peeps

[torn elbow]

I need someone to answer a question for me that I’ve been wondering for a while now a mantis shrimp vs a pistol shrimp I need to know who wins

[upbeat copper]

[ruby zealot]

Ari are you lactose intolerant? If so don't look in #food

[upbeat copper]

Mantis shrimp

[indigo hull]

[torn elbow]

Do you have reason

[indigo hull]

shrimp 👍

[torn elbow]

Shrimp is good

[upbeat copper]

While the pistol shrimp causes a concussive force with its claw, it is unable to kill with them, the mantis shrimp is easily able to kill with its claws

[zenith charm]

I couldn't survive being lactose intolerant I consume gallons of milk everyday

[verbal anchor]

@queen hinge hai:)

[torn elbow]

I agree with mantis cuz I like punches them I mean have you seen what it does to a crab?

[queen hinge]

Gasp its rosé :0

[upbeat copper]

Yes I have I've actually watched it happen in person before

[verbal anchor]

It is i!

[zenith charm]

I love garlic prawns

[indigo hull]

epic

[torn elbow]

I wonder if mantis shrimp are edible

[coral token]

Yuck

[upbeat copper]

Yes but also why would you

[torn elbow]

Sea food is meta

[zenith charm]

Boom

[upbeat copper]

Mantis shrimp are friends not food

[zenith charm]

Wait, this isn't the boom room

[torn elbow]

That’s not what Bruce said

[indigo hull]

yes it is

your memory is just bad

[torn elbow]

Fish are my food and your friends

[verbal anchor]

Your memory must be horrible

[torn elbow]

My memory is pristine I’ll have you know

[indigo hull]

who won the Battle of Balaclava?

[lusty walrus]

Who's Bruce, and what did he not say?

[verbal anchor]

Uhhhh. Uhhhh. Michael Jackson

[torn elbow]

The shark from finding Nemo

[indigo hull]

correct 🍪

[torn elbow]

What even

[verbal anchor]

Yay!

[lusty walrus]

Oh.

[ruby zealot]

Turning you into a baseball

[lusty walrus]

I haven't watched Finding Nemo in so long. . .

[verbal anchor]

Gasp

[upbeat copper]

I'm gonna eat YOU

[verbal anchor]

Turning your friend nickname to Bitcheteer

[ruby zealot]

Arie what did we say about eating people?

[rancid garden]

im finally home and the wifi is out fml

[torn elbow]

U can’t eat me

[upbeat copper]

But he's gonna eat the little colorful shrimp boxers

[torn elbow]

My head is like spikes

U would die if u tried to eat me

[ruby zealot]

𓀥    𓁆 𓀕

𓁆 𓀟   𓀣 𓁀

Get lossed

[upbeat copper]

De-spike you like a cactus first

[indigo hull]

Ancient Egyptian Loss

i love it

[torn elbow]

Then I’ll eat your squishy pfp thing

Marshmallow thing

[upbeat copper]

Nuh uh

[torn elbow]

What even is it

[upbeat copper]

It's a floof

[indigo hull]

nunya

[ruby zealot]

Nunya fucking business

[torn elbow]

Stop being mean

[verbal anchor]

No

[torn elbow]

Or I’ll death note your ah

[ruby zealot]

I already ated the death note

[torn elbow]

Ated?

Is that a word

[upbeat copper]

Yeah he ateded it

[ruby zealot]

I made it one

[torn elbow]

Stop

You guys are harassing me

[verbal anchor]

Lies

[ruby zealot]

What?

[indigo hull]

plants for hire

[torn elbow]

Why is everyone against me

[verbal anchor]

You're harassing us

[ruby zealot]

Glaggle are you secretly a hivemind?

[torn elbow]

I’m literally friendly

[lusty walrus]

I'm litteraly doing nothing, don't put the blame on me!

[upbeat copper]

I was being friendly

[verbal anchor]

Quick! Everyone put the blame on them!

[lusty walrus]

Bruh

[upbeat copper]

[torn elbow]

How did you grow weren’t u just small like 10 minutes ago

[upbeat copper]

HE WAS WHAT?!

[lusty walrus]

LIES!!

[ruby zealot]

I gave him growing pills

[torn elbow]

You were small guy

[lusty walrus]

Deception!

[torn elbow]

Now large

[lusty walrus]

All around us!

[indigo hull]

reverse shrinkinator

[lusty walrus]

Lies!

[upbeat copper]

[torn elbow]

I bet your 4 feet irl

[lusty walrus]

You are a deciver!

[torn elbow]

U can’t fool me

[lusty walrus]

I will neither confirm nor deny that.

[torn elbow]

3 feet

[verbal anchor]

Bro is 2 foot tall gremlin

[torn elbow]

Max stats on strength

[lusty walrus]

Again, I will neither confirm nor deny that.

[verbal anchor]

I KNEW IT

[lusty walrus]

Oh definitely not.

[verbal anchor]

Max stats on shortness

[torn elbow]

Wisdom max

Your a very wise goblin

[lusty walrus]

With this nogine noodle? Not in a long shot.

[torn elbow]

You built like a noodle

[upbeat copper]

Don't make me get amy on you

[torn elbow]

Idk who that is

[upbeat copper]

The true noodle

[torn elbow]

Should I be fearful

[upbeat copper]

Very.

[verbal anchor]

Yes

[lusty walrus]

But yes, I'm NOT small, I am a large guy!

[torn elbow]

Be slight short guy

[lusty walrus]

No, I must be large guy.

[torn elbow]

Halfway large guy

[upbeat copper]

My finger still hurts from that crab I boiled alive for pinching me

[lusty walrus]

No, I must be fully large.

[elfin wing]

EASTER ULTRAKILL UPDATE RAHHHH

[indigo hull]

mr krabs nooo

[torn elbow]

Did the grab really deserve to be boiled for pinching you

[indigo hull]

yes

[queen hinge]

What

[upbeat copper]

Yes because I literally did nothing to it, it snuck up on me and pinched my finger for no fucking reason

[lusty walrus]

I mean it did almost chop off that part of the finger, if I'm remembering what you said correctly, so that's to be expected.

[elfin wing]

all the enemies have bunny ears and the menu music is different, i have notice nothing else new

[torn elbow]

He had a family

[upbeat copper]

Yes

[upbeat copper]

Not anymore he's in my tummy

[torn elbow]

Does Minos prime have bunny ears

[verbal anchor]

You!

[queen hinge]

Oooh so your average holiday thingy

[elfin wing]

probably

[queen hinge]

Cool

[elfin wing]

still funny ngl

[queen hinge]

Me!

[elfin wing]

I wonder if the flesh prisons have ears

[torn elbow]

Him

[verbal anchor]

Her*

[elfin wing]

THEY DO

[queen hinge]

Him where? I’m no him cuh

[torn elbow]

That

[elfin wing]

the flesh prison and panopticon have ears

[upbeat copper]

And now I don't like you

[queen hinge]

Let me check on minos fr

[torn elbow]

It

[lusty walrus]

What have you done?

[torn elbow]

Literally nothing

[upbeat copper]

[torn elbow]

I’m everyone’s friend

[upbeat copper]

Yeah no not anymore

[queen hinge]

Gehe gehe omg flesh prison with bunny ears holy peak

[queen hinge]

MINOS PRIME HAS BUNNY EARS

[elfin wing]

sisyphus does too

[lusty walrus]

Imagine if I was small.

Couldn't be me.

[verbal anchor]

🫵 Gremlin

[torn elbow]

Your tiny

[elfin wing]

time to run brutal with only the piercer, again

[lusty walrus]

LIES!! YOU LIE!!

[torn elbow]

Don’t make me shrink you

[upbeat copper]

Yeah you really shouldn't

[indigo hull]

imagine if i had a reverse reverse shrinkinator

[upbeat copper]

I don't like you very much, so I have to kill you now...
Sorry

[verbal anchor]

Aries! Aries! Guess what!

[upbeat copper]

[lusty walrus]

Bruh, what did I do?

[woven flicker]

Rosé

[queen hinge]

I love you, is what you’re going to say probably lol

[woven flicker]

[upbeat copper]

(I'm JK)

[woven flicker]

Aries

[verbal anchor]

🌹 for you

[queen hinge]

Omar

[lusty walrus]

[upbeat copper]

(I thought I was talking to the jeppy guy)

[lusty walrus]

Oh.

[verbal anchor]

Omar

[upbeat copper]

I'm blind and you both have the same color role

[upbeat copper]

🫂

[woven flicker]

ACK 🫂🦖

[lusty walrus]

That's understandable, now.

[upbeat copper]

[upbeat copper]

[woven flicker]

RAHHH

[indigo hull]

Battletoads

[lusty walrus]

Why do you cry?

[upbeat copper]

[upbeat copper]

Because I feel bad for making you think I didn't like you

[woven flicker]

BITIN YOU

[upbeat copper]

Nuh uh!

[lusty walrus]

Oh

[upbeat copper]

I bite you with love and affection

[lusty walrus]

well just so you know, I got over that whole thing basically instantly after you said you meant it for Jeppy.

[woven flicker]

Ty

Though I am allergic to that

[verbal anchor]

Nuh uh

[upbeat copper]

I still feel bad, so I give you friend request as an apology

[upbeat copper]

Making you not allergic to it with my mind powers

[indigo hull]

humanity isnt ready for the pyramid pizza

[upbeat copper]

The fucking what...?

[indigo hull]

a pizza that looks like an Egyptian Pyramid

[verbal anchor]

Yes

[upbeat copper]

[prime canopy]

Went into my bum ass sibling’s room to grab the 30 dirty dishes they had and they got so mad I thought they would actually do something for once but no

[indigo hull]

[upbeat copper]

Pizza is FLAT!

[indigo hull]

Pizza can be whatever shape it wants

[upbeat copper]

Nuh uh

[zinc frigate]

I got good news, I can pick up my car it’s ready!

[verbal anchor]

Pizza sphere

[indigo hull]

SPHERICAL!

[upbeat copper]

[zinc frigate]

Bad news my ac is like leaking, but I’m not gonna repair it because it would be over a thousand dollars for that

At that rate I’ll just buy a fan and put it in my car

[elfin wing]

nvm, gonna do all of ultrakill on brutal with alt marksman

[indigo hull]

wow that much just for an AC fix?

[zinc frigate]

To be fair my car ain’t even produced any more

[torn elbow]

Pizza box

[indigo hull]

damn

[verbal anchor]

Im gonna start making more of your car to make it cheaper

[shell hearth]

[deft mantle]

is there a way to see the videos that appear in the ylyl videos?

[indigo hull]

wouldnt that make it... INFLATION!?

[verbal anchor]

Idk

[indigo hull]

the concept is similar tbf

[upbeat copper]

Girl what kind of car you got a fucking wolseley?

[indigo hull]

the basic idea of monetary inflation is that producing more currency does not increase its monetary value

[upbeat copper]

[indigo hull]

thats what nearly bankrupted the early United States

[shell hearth]

[upbeat copper]

HEY FACK YOU TOO BICH

[graceful phoenix]

Chemistry exam in 45 min

[verbal anchor]

You better get a A or you're grounded

[zinc frigate]

Nah a Saturn

[graceful phoenix]

I think it's going to be mostly gas constant and stoichiometry

[shell hearth]

Ayo
I didn't mean to raise that finger
I was just messing with the stickers

[verbal anchor]

Burger?

[upbeat copper]

[upbeat copper]

Grrrr

[zinc frigate]

These Saturn energies really messing with me today

[indigo hull]

my grandmother used to have one of those

Saturn was such an out of nowhere manufacturer

[rotund mason]

Unrelated, but my Tinkaton OC is nicknamed Saturn

[shell hearth]

[verbal anchor]

Burger?

[rotund mason]

EVAN BURGER?

IS YOUR MIDDLE NAME CHEESE?

DOES IT COME WITH A SIDE OF FRIES?

[indigo hull]

and again i must bring up the Donner Party parallel

[shell hearth]

EVAN WHO ?

[rotund mason]

BURGER

[ruby zealot]

The FUCK

[upbeat copper]

Motam goober

[woven flicker]

[upbeat copper]

HES JUST A BABY LEAVE HIM ALONE

[verbal anchor]

[upbeat copper]

NOOOOOO

[humble isle]

Bazinga

[torn elbow]

Shazam

[verbal anchor]

Lacey!

[woven flicker]

Fine

[upbeat copper]

[steady owl]

You

[torn elbow]

Chat we should riot against Jimmy

He doesn’t stream enough

[indigo hull]

[torn elbow]

He need to stream right after each stream

[gritty temple]

No :(

[lusty walrus]

Well that's more of a you problem, ngl.

[upbeat copper]

And we should pelt you with rocks simply because we don't like you

[gritty temple]

Jimmy has a life !

[steady owl]

I have a feeling the internet wants me to watch Lego Ninjago. Everywhere I go, I’m seeing it

[torn elbow]

Glaggleman since your a “history nerd” tell me what blitzcrieg is

[indigo hull]

cant

[torn elbow]

Okay wait actually

[indigo hull]

its against the rules to discuss that era of Germany

[torn elbow]

Give me a sec to find something more suitable

What can I try asking

Hmmmm

[steady owl]

[ruby zealot]

Hi syl

[steady owl]

Hello!

[gritty temple]

Heh, if you’re a history nerd, then what is the powerhouse of the cell

[steady owl]

Hotel

[humble isle]

Sqrt i

[gritty temple]

WOAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

[shell hearth]

Is there a specific date for ylyl ?

[torn elbow]

When did the Declaration of Independence get signed glaggleman

[lusty walrus]

I think it's every wednesday or somth, or at least that's when you can submit for YLYL.

[shell hearth]

Oke ty

[indigo hull]

August 2, 1776

[torn elbow]

Ur sure u didn’t look that up right

[coral token]

videos on wednesdays.

[ruby zealot]

Hi archie

[coral token]

lives usually on friday.

[humble isle]

He dies usually on Saturday

[gritty temple]

HALLOE you are no longer pink

[ruby zealot]

Yes I gone red I'm evil puppet now

[shell hearth]

[lusty walrus]

Wait no, I'm readng the thing, it's apparently open on Mondays or somth.

[indigo hull]

you also got your image perms back too

[ruby zealot]

Yes

[lusty walrus]

Idk, I'm confused now.

[tropic shore]

Red

[lusty walrus]

Blu.

[torn elbow]

I’m wanna be red

How do i be red

[humble isle]

#roles

[shell hearth]

Hmm
The guy Says the videos on Wednesday
I think the submissions before that

[torn elbow]

Where do I buy the role

[verbal anchor]

Bro musta yapped

[humble isle]

Anywhere.

[lusty walrus]

I'm looking at the thing, and I'm pretty sure videos are just any time between monday and friday.

[coral token]

videos are on wednesday.

entries are anywhere from saturday to monday

[indigo hull]

tbf i had both image perms and a vanity role within like a week of me joining

[torn elbow]

Bruh I’m too poor to afford a role

[verbal anchor]

Cause you talked about history alot lol

[torn elbow]

Just under 1000

[indigo hull]

true

[native geyser]

lowkeniously im back

hi everyone

[ripe burrow]

hi

[rotund ember]

Herro

[rancid garden]

bro is back

w bro ❤️‍🩹

[native geyser]

son ToT

[indigo hull]

oh boy the misadventures of Roman Emperor Caligula

[civic raptor]

heyo

[indigo hull]

to start that wasn't even his actual regnal name, it was just a common nickname used for him

his actual regnal name was just Gaius

[coral token]

i will stop you right there

[rancid garden]

"man i wish i had some kind of yellow fruit to enjoy with my smoothie"

the humble potassium pal:

[humble isle]

Banan

[torn elbow]

Why does he look like that

[indigo hull]

eat enough and potassium radiation would kill you

[rancid garden]

do u see

banana MAN

[civic raptor]

potassium is my favorite metal

[torn elbow]

Since when did Jimmy transform into a banana

[rancid garden]

i didnt know they were a band

[civic raptor]

me either

[rancid garden]

being humans lowkey overrated

[civic raptor]

lemme check

[humble isle]

So real..

Convert to insectoid.

[zinc frigate]

You

[floral badge]

ello chatlings

[zinc frigate]

Just got back lol had to get my car

[mental tulip]

Hi

[ripe burrow]

Artemis II yay

[rancid garden]

like bro humans are so LAME

they gotta wake up early, and do chores, have emotional outbursts, try not to die everyday

what if i just wanna be a grub in the soil?

[floral badge]

Since always? How are you not caught up smh

[zinc frigate]

[torn elbow]

Didn’t there toilet light break

[coral token]

bro is 2 days behind

[ripe burrow]

huh

[floral badge]

Decades***

[humble isle]

Dude I found a whole ass Apple in my digging grounds

It was crazy

[rancid garden]

bro hit the jackpot

w bro ❤️‍🩹

[floral badge]

Thats called a peach

[torn elbow]

Saw a video that the toilet room light was flickering and they had to fix it

[ripe burrow]

Artemis II?

[humble isle]

Blasphemy..

[torn elbow]

Yes

[ripe burrow]

lol

[rancid garden]

ok dr. fruit phd

[torn elbow]

On like day one of being in space

[ripe burrow]

if it's just the toilet then phew

[zinc frigate]

If that is blasphemy guess I’m a sinner

[rancid garden]

oh yea autumn, i posted my little birthday doodle of aethos in #art if u wanna see

its uhhh...quite tuff!!!

[zinc frigate]

I saw was peak

[floral badge]

Why does the word blasphemy sound like it could be the replacement word for snot in an alternate universe

[torn elbow]

I also heard they brought there phones with them

[zinc frigate]

(As usual but besides the point)

[rancid garden]

"trygol, i told you to stop wiping the blasphemy on your shirt!"

[ripe burrow]

damn

Phones in Space

[torn elbow]

We bouta get sick photos

[rancid garden]

the signal must be outta this world

[zinc frigate]

Go blow your nose to get the blasphemy out

[ripe burrow]

they're going to buy new phones each

all phones will break somehow

[verbal anchor]

Sigh

[torn elbow]

[rancid garden]

ill be here all night

[floral badge]

Year 3284 selfie idea: take a photo from above yourself about 30 feet in the air after a crazy jump on mars

[rancid garden]

thank you, thank you...

[ripe burrow]

🤣

[torn elbow]

Do another joke

[rancid garden]

america

[humble isle]

[ripe burrow]

I saw the Joker yesterday

[torn elbow]

🍿

[humble isle]

Oh my god he’s real

[floral badge]

Why is +2 filtered by being a link like what

[coral token]

spam prevention

[rancid garden]

this is true i was the the camera

[zinc frigate]

Ouch
Anyways

[ripe burrow]

it's uh interesting?

lots of pew-pews

and clowns

[torn elbow]

Hahahahah