general

[indigo hull]

That’s wild

[ripe burrow]

Noooooo

[drowsy bridge]

What do you mean “the fuck”😭

[ripe burrow]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[drowsy bridge]

You can’t rush this type of stuff

[indigo hull]

Mfw Apollo didn’t land on the moon within the first mission

[ripe burrow]

Next mission is the base one right

[ruby zealot]

That kid going places

[ruby zealot]

Hi ente

[ripe burrow]

NASA takes it slow

[indigo imp]

and then he looked at me playing with silver and went "aight my side hobby is gonna be blacksmithing" and then he built a makeshift forge and tried to forge weld some steel together

[drowsy bridge]

Yeah because their budget is only 24.4 billion bruh

[ripe burrow]

Wish I had flying powers

Bruh

[ruby zealot]

I wish I could shapeshift

[indigo hull]

Werner Von Braun was certainly a guy

[ripe burrow]

Lemme fly to the moon real quick

Like invincible

[indigo imp]

we could divert SO MANY BILLION DOLLARS from the military into things like space and feeding people and still outspend any other country

[ruby zealot]

If he's invincible why can I still see him?

[ripe burrow]

Uhh yes

[indigo hull]

Mississippi, the poorest state in the US, still outdoes a decent chunk of Europe

In terms of GDP per Capita

[drowsy bridge]

True🥀

[indigo hull]

Or something like that

[indigo imp]

its lame but what can you do except vote

[drowsy bridge]

[ripe burrow]

NASA is in space that's all that matters

[drowsy bridge]

How did you like the SLS launch?

[indigo hull]

I mean in terms of wealth, Mississippi still has more wealth than some European countries

[ripe burrow]

It was long but cool

[indigo imp]

nasa is friggin awesome but i haven't been actively paying attention to space stuff recently

[ripe burrow]

SpaceX number 2

[indigo imp]

i just ended a stardew binge and started a competitive pokemon rabbit hole

[coral token]

i love that spacex lost the contract lmao

[gritty temple]

My mom wants me to go outside so I feel better but it’s 77°F outside I’m not doing that

[ripe burrow]

Meanwhile ppl go launch Elon Musk talks about crypto

[peak sentinel]

I looked it up and when I saw the map from 9 years ago the only thing I could think of was “Welcome back Holy Roman Empire”

[ripe burrow]

Tf

[peak sentinel]

because the green looked like the HRE

[indigo hull]

Lmao

[drowsy bridge]

I wouldn’t want to get in one of his ships either😭

I see how many of them fail and crash

Or just get stuck in orbit

[ripe burrow]

SpaceX got X'd

[indigo hull]

I just realized this also means our Space Force won’t be a joke for much longer

If we actually intend on colonizing the moon

[peak sentinel]

give them X-Wings

[ripe burrow]

Give it 20 years man

[uncut briar]

Wallahi tallahi billahi im getting timed out for no reason

[indigo hull]

I saw one at the Air and Space museum in DC

[ripe burrow]

Worth the wait

[peak sentinel]

same

they have a model of the USS Enterprise(?) from Star Trek there as well

[indigo hull]

Yeah

[drowsy bridge]

Only way NASA actually gets a good budget 😭

[peak sentinel]

shame that half the building was closed when I went though

[indigo hull]

Rip

[uncut briar]

I havent spoken since FOUR HOURS AGO and i got timed out an hour ago. HOW

[ruby zealot]

Greetings shadow

[ripe burrow]

I'm sure that in the future people will mess DNA'S and make a superman irl

[peak sentinel]

oh you’re back

[drowsy bridge]

ITS STILL CLOSED???

[peak sentinel]

I’m talking like a year ago

[uncut briar]

Timed out for saying NOTHING

[peak sentinel]

I went for my 18th birthday last year

[indigo hull]

I saw it on a school trip to DC in 2024

[peak sentinel]

I once got auto modded for sayin the title of the second LotR movie

[ripe burrow]

I didn't see it I'm not American

😭

[indigo hull]

The bot very much is not perfect

[uncut briar]

Yeah but i didnt even say NOTHING.

[ripe burrow]

Bot confusion

[indigo hull]

Again, the bot is far from perfect

[uncut briar]

🤐ZILCH.

[indigo hull]

Ask one of the human mods about it

[drowsy bridge]

I went to the museum in spring of 2023 and it was closed 😭

[uncut briar]

At least let me say something then time me out

[ripe burrow]

Mango you should invite him to a boxing match

[drowsy bridge]

I really want to go again

[peak sentinel]

as in the whole place or just half of it?

[uncut briar]

Who?

[drowsy bridge]

Half

[ripe burrow]

The bot

[bleak warren]

probably wasn't caught until then, Thales and I might have not been awake when the report was sent

[uncut briar]

🥀

[peak sentinel]

I wanted to go to the Smithsonian Natural History museum when I went last year but unfortunately my parents said no

[uncut briar]

Was that the case

[bleak warren]

i didn't warn you but i can assure you we mods don't warn for no reason

[languid grove]

I have brownies and they taste ZHO GOUD

[uncut briar]

Ok makes sense im no longer mad

[indigo hull]

The Smithsonian has the gun used to kill James Garfield

[ripe burrow]

come on Ai is not advanced enough to fight back

Right?

[peak sentinel]

which one the American History or the Natural History museum

[indigo hull]

Good question because the Smithsonian themselves don’t even know

[uncut briar]

shut 😔🙏

[drowsy bridge]

During the trip, we were supposed to go to that too but it got canceled so we could listen to some random woman talk about her job at the White House🥀

[indigo hull]

Apparently it got lost in their archives

[uncut briar]

I was replying to itai24 btw

[ripe burrow]

LOL

[peak sentinel]

I saw the flag the national anthem was inspired by

[ripe burrow]

It's true though

[indigo hull]

Ok now that’s awesome

[peak sentinel]

it was fucking massive

I don’t have a picture though since photography wasn’t allowed

[woven light]

Jim

[indigo hull]

Fun fact the HMS Terror was present at that battle

[ripe burrow]

And besides I'm a fitness coach I can help you beat the bot

[uncut briar]

Low taper fade

[brave ingot]

discord kicked me fml 💔

[indigo hull]

The same ship that would later be of Northwest Passage fame

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🦎

[bleak warren]

lizard!

[ripe burrow]

Fuck discord not your life 👍

[peak sentinel]

what I find strange was that when I went in 2022, the founding documents in the National Archives were forbidden from being photographed, but last year, they were allowing pictures

[uncut briar]

Lizardinho

[indigo hull]

She was one of the mortar ships that partook in the bombardment of Fort McHenry itself

[lusty gorge]

Horseshoe Taser
Taser shaped like a horseshoe

[bleak warren]

⚽ 🦎 LIZARDINHO SOCCER

[dreamy knoll]

I wanted to make him into a sticker

[languid grove]

I’m watching an escape room horror movie rn

[uncut briar]

🦎⚽️

[indigo hull]

American Football

[bleak warren]

🏈 🦎

[brave ingot]

i shall

[dreamy knoll]

U mean the better one called australian football

[uncut briar]

Rugby

🏉

[dreamy knoll]

No get out

[indigo hull]

I may have

[uncut briar]

Rugby vs rigby

[indigo hull]

I’ve heard some crazy things about it

[drowsy bridge]

The US if we invested our tax money into good stuff like public healthcare, public infrastructure, NASA, etc instead of killing people

[dreamy knoll]

Watch somw of the fights cuz god damn kinda makes american football look like soccor

[indigo hull]

I’ll check it out

[peak sentinel]

another $5 trillion to Atlantis

[uncut briar]

Ngl i hate when ppl call it soccer instead of football but it’s just me

[bleak warren]

i'll be honest, i came across New Zealand rugby once while flipping channels and i legit thought it was way more exciting than either american or world football

[dreamy knoll]

Its just called soccer cu, we have afl and rugby

[dreamy knoll]

Watch some aussie rules footy some time

[bleak warren]

i don't watch many sports aside from auto racing but i prefer the ones where they're moving a lot

fast paced stuff

[dreamy knoll]

You would love afl then

[peak sentinel]

I wish I could watch f1 but I can’t because no apple tv

[bleak warren]

IMO american football has too much not going on between a few seconds of action

[dreamy knoll]

Im talking aussie footy

[indigo hull]

NASCAR just kind of sucks now imo

[uncut briar]

Yeah imo football used to be exiting but arsenal is ruining it

[bleak warren]

i'm gonna be a die hard with it TBH

[indigo hull]

thats fair tbh

[bleak warren]

i know, i was just making a statement

[indigo hull]

the kinda lost me with the Gen 7 cars ngl

[drowsy bridge]

I have a friend who likes F1

[graceful phoenix]

Truth nuke

[drowsy bridge]

I should talk to him, I haven’t talked in a while

[dreamy knoll]

Trust me when i say its going either end of the oval within 30 seconds

[bleak warren]

it's weird seeing Jimmie Johnson and Kyle Busch struggle so much when they were lights out in G6 cars

[humble isle]

“How can we make the worst and most complicated sport ever?” Is the design philosophy for American football.

[dreamy knoll]

May i get ya to look at most olympic sports?

[indigo hull]

to be fair Jimmie Johnson dominated in with the CoT

[dreamy knoll]

Teto

[bleak warren]

yeah that was his best era for sure, maybe the best run of any driver ever

[humble isle]

No, I find sports boring :P

[graceful phoenix]

I played pep band for 4 years and such had to go to hundreds of high school football games. All of them bored me to my core.

[indigo hull]

ironic considering how much the fans disliked them

[uncut briar]

😔

[indigo hull]

at the time anyway

[bleak warren]

i'll be honest, the cars were a hard sell for me

[dreamy knoll]

Ok wut about a speedrun that takes 42 days to complete?

[graceful phoenix]

Basketball was a bit more fun to play for

[indigo hull]

I thought they were fine tbh

[humble isle]

What game??

[indigo hull]

and it was the swan song of Dodge's run in NASCAR

[graceful phoenix]

Volleyball was actually the most action packed of the sports we played for though

[graceful phoenix]

The longing, I assume

[bleak warren]

they're trying to come back, they're running 5 trucks this year

[indigo hull]

oh really?

[bleak warren]

yeah

[languid grove]

[indigo hull]

interesting

[dreamy knoll]

I believe its one of the zelda games on either the 64 or gamecube

[indigo hull]

GameBox

with a carry handle

[humble isle]

Oh I thought you meant the record was 42 days..

[indigo hull]

Randy Feltface released a new special yesterday

[uncut briar]

“Feltface”😭🥀

[dreamy knoll]

No im wrong its henry stickhman where the goal is to see how long you can last watching a video

[soft jungle]

Guhhh

[bleak warren]

isn't that that puppet who is a comedian

[indigo hull]

yeah

[drowsy bridge]

I’m crying bruh, I opened the NASA Orion live stream and it’s just a blue screen 😭

[indigo hull]

I loved his bit on Ernest Hemingway

thats how i learned that Hemingway was working for the KGB

[drowsy bridge]

Going back, every once in a while there’s footage and then just blue again 😭

[coral token]

boo

[bleak warren]

speaking of comedians and puppets, Jeff Dunham is a fucking hack

[indigo hull]

i used to love his specials

[humble isle]

Oh yeah that

[coral token]

the purple bald puppet?

[indigo hull]

Randy Feltface yeah

he's Australian I think

[drowsy bridge]

I don’t know much about comedians, but I used to watch Gabriel Iglesias

[indigo hull]

yeah he is Australian

[bleak warren]

he was at my school once, i think he's just ok

[coral token]

i like caleb hearon

[uncut briar]

Kevin heart

[dreamy knoll]

But one of the zelda games have u wait in a cutscene just for link to glitch into the wall cuz u would slowly move back in the cutscene

[coral token]

and oh Ziwe is really funny too

and taylor tomlinson

[drowsy bridge]

I like how he always does the voices and sound effects

[indigo hull]

Smug Druggles

[humble isle]

I like Trevor Noah

[bleak warren]

when i was younger i watched Lewis Black and Christopher Titus but i haven't watched either of them in like almost a decade and i doubt anyone here knows them

[uncut briar]

Yeah he’s the goat

[dreamy knoll]

You remind me of ellis

[bleak warren]

how so

[dreamy knoll]

Yes

[plush bone]

john chungus

[bleak warren]

what

[uncut briar]

Mmm i see

[indigo hull]

sure is Icy outside

[dreamy knoll]

Well you both like car racing

[bleak warren]

my family is country but i'm not other than the car racing

and occasional whiskey

[dreamy knoll]

And your a bit of a silly billy

[bleak warren]

true

[drowsy bridge]

I fell for an April fools prank☹️

[indigo hull]

Sillius Soddus

the other one i cant say but you know who

[uncut briar]

Yerp and 100+ other people

[bleak warren]

i still can't believe yesterday's prank was so effective

we do that every year and we've never caught that many people

[indigo hull]

I still need to watch Life of Brian

[bleak warren]

and there's fewer people here than there used to be

[drowsy bridge]

Oh, I meant I watched a video and I believed misinformation

[dreamy knoll]

I swear one day im just gonna stream the thing i see from chat is, have i ever told you the story about my buddy keith

[uncut briar]

Oop

[indigo hull]

Holy Grail was incredible

[drowsy bridge]

Haha, y’all still have the icon

[bleak warren]

i'm pretty sure i have not heard about Keith

[drowsy bridge]

You can’t fool me

Oh nvm, that’s an actual ping

[indigo hull]

omg bro

[drowsy bridge]

💀

[bleak warren]

LMAO

[dreamy knoll]

I pray i wont see the name keith

[uncut briar]

Paranoia

[drowsy bridge]

I’m so tired 😭

[indigo hull]

son im crine

[languid grove]

BURRRPPPPP

[uncut briar]

Sleep

[indigo hull]

sobber even

[humble isle]

Rude..

[bleak warren]

it's a bit of an odd name imo it feels odd to say it

keeeethh

[gritty temple]

That’s it I’m sending you to Carcosa bye have fun

[languid grove]

I saw this dragonfly coaster in a shop and I can’t stop thinking about it, it was so cute

[indigo hull]

its Scottish in origin

[drowsy bridge]

In a bit

[languid grove]

NOOOO

[dreamy knoll]

Dont make me bring out the sign again

[gritty temple]

[drowsy bridge]

45 minute nap

[bleak warren]

whar

[indigo hull]

Corsica, birthplace of Napoleon Bonaparte

his birthname was Napoleone Buonoparte

[uncut briar]

🤯

[gritty temple]

[harsh stirrup]

Hey I’m just sending a message in a random public server does someone mind doing me a favor

[indigo hull]

his father was of some minor Corsican nobility

[gritty temple]

It’s pointing at your name

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[ruby zealot]

Hi archie

[gritty temple]

Hai ^.^

[dreamy knoll]

Thats it closing down the pikmin factory

[gritty temple]

[drowsy bridge]

YOU

[dreamy knoll]

Im closing it

[ruby zealot]

Hi ente

[indigo hull]

already making the mistake of carrying a SIG P226

[harsh stirrup]

Yo. Does someone mind doing me a favor and get me a reference image rq

[narrow atlas]

I thought they grew in the ground tho, so wouldn’t it be farms?

[drowsy bridge]

How did you like the launch?

[ruby zealot]

Glaggle have you ever played doom eternal?

[harsh stirrup]

The wifi I’m in doesn’t let me use my dang browser and I need a reference image for painting my sculpture of Yi.

[ruby zealot]

It was awesome

[indigo hull]

i watched my dad play through it

close enough

[uncut briar]

Which yi

[dreamy knoll]

Ive built the factory above the ground

[ruby zealot]

What do you think of the BFG9000

[drowsy bridge]

I loved it too, although I was a bigger fan of the Artemis 1 launch since it was at night

[indigo hull]

its certainly a Big Fucking Gun

[harsh stirrup]

Yi from Nine Sols. Smoking his medicine pipe. My dms are open

[uncut briar]

Ok ill dm

[ruby zealot]

The BFG actually stands for big fucking gun that's the fun part

[harsh stirrup]

I appreciate it

[dreamy knoll]

Anyways time to leave for gud cod titles

[indigo hull]

it would be funny if he used a Blunderbuss though

or just a whole ass Punt Gun

[ruby zealot]

Play advanced warfare

[drowsy bridge]

The Artemis 1 launch with the RS-25 engines 🤤

[ruby zealot]

Do you like...slow games and medieval things?

[dreamy knoll]

Im talking better then that

[ruby zealot]

Black ops 3 modded zombies?

[dreamy knoll]

Way better

[ruby zealot]

Uhhh

[uncut briar]

I sent da dm

[ruby zealot]

Infinity warfare?

[dreamy knoll]

Wrong way

[ruby zealot]

Yeah idk fucking warzone?

[dreamy knoll]

Ewwww no cod4

[ruby zealot]

Oh

[indigo hull]

i will say i absolutely loved the original MW2 campaign

[uncut briar]

Cod like fish

[indigo hull]

haven't played the campaign remaster but i very much want to

[dreamy knoll]

The og trilogy was just gud

[ruby zealot]

Advanced warfare is overhated

[indigo hull]

true

[broken badge]

falafel

[dreamy knoll]

Eh wasnt overhated it was just kinda cooked by loot boxes

Infinite warfare was overhated seeing as it was the 3rd futuristic game in a row

[uncut briar]

Hooray i have 1500 dd 🥳

[coral token]

and you're one warn away from a ban

balanced, as it should be

[uncut briar]

Hmm

I have a tiny feeling you hate me

[coral token]

how so

you're the one who breaks the rules

i just do my job

[indigo hull]

this is true

[ruby zealot]

Only in AW could you fight a rich war fanatic and the annoying ass XS1 Goliath

[uncut briar]

You said u cant wait to ban me 😔

[indigo hull]

Only in AW could you fight Kevin Spacey

[coral token]

take a joke

[uncut briar]

It is good to know though

[coral token]

it'll happen anyways

[indigo hull]

shrimple as that

[coral token]

one day

[uncut briar]

Well ill make sure it wont

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah and iw was hated more

[coral token]

watch him say a blacklisted word that gets him banned

[ruby zealot]

I have mixed feelings about IW but I liked the space missions

They were cool

[indigo hull]

IW underutilized its space setting imo

[ruby zealot]

TRUE

[indigo hull]

especially for the campaign

[uncut briar]

a blacklisted word that gets him banned

[dreamy knoll]

Yes they also kinda over did it with the loot boxes but hell the zombies was fun

[ruby zealot]

Speaking of cod games what do y'all think of black ops cold war

[indigo hull]

closest we're probably getting to a good CoD Vietnam game

[bleak warren]

did thales make an enemy

[coral token]

yayy

[uncut briar]

Nop

[indigo hull]

in one month of my being here i have acquired seven new friends

this is new

[uncut briar]

🥳

[karmic shell]

bros right at home

[bleak warren]

he fits the vibes

[indigo hull]

no im laughing my ass off at a puppet right now

[verbal anchor]

You!

[bleak warren]

in the server of silly man who tries not to laugh at things

that fits

[trail light]

Tymmy is a good boi

[indigo hull]

me

[verbal anchor]

Indeed

[trail light]

You

[dreamy knoll]

You

[verbal anchor]

Me

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[trail light]

YOU

[verbal anchor]

Cookie!

[verbal anchor]

Oh no

[uncut briar]

Whats going on why everyone cave people

[indigo hull]

all bananas are clones

the modern Cavendish banana is so inbred it cannot produce offspring on its own

[bleak warren]

smug no care. i hit rock with stick

[indigo hull]

compared to the old Gros Michel bananas that would become devestated by disease

[humble isle]

🪨

Rock Big Scared

[dreamy knoll]

Enjoy

[indigo hull]

here glag out, glag make beast friend

[uncut briar]

What happened to smoog

[soft jungle]

Guhhh

[bleak warren]

no one knows.... but i hope they got to meet lebron

[karmic shell]

they got to meet alexander the great

[indigo hull]

that reminds me

[uncut briar]

The bronze age

[indigo hull]

Roman coins and pottery have been found as far away as Korea

Rome was very much active in the Silk Road trade

as far as actual contact with Han China itself it is no entirely clear

[uncut briar]

Julius ceaser

[bleak warren]

king of the salad

[indigo hull]

though when you get to reading you will find it very ironic how both China and Rome underwent major political turmoil throughout the 3rd century

down to the fact both empires were split into Three Kingdoms at one point

[uncut briar]

Speaking of rome, italy didn’t qualify for the world cup

[bleak warren]

imagine going back in time and telling Caesar that they named a salad after him and a tiny cartoon version of him sells cheap pizzas

[zenith charm]

Hello guys

[indigo hull]

he wouldn't understand you because he wouldn't know English

and it would be very hard to translate that into Latin from that period

[bleak warren]

why you gotta think so much when i silly hypotheticals

[indigo hull]

autism i think

[bleak warren]

oh wait yeah

[indigo hull]

idk

[narrow atlas]

I swear to fucking god every time I’m in public I make eye contact with strangers for a split second, and it makes me so damn mad

[zenith charm]

Well, you better start a Latin course now

[karmic shell]

hypothetically what if i won a billion dollars untaxed

[uncut briar]

Impossible

[verbal anchor]

You'd have a billion dolla

[indigo hull]

the IRS will be involved somehow

[uncut briar]

The tax part i mean

[humble isle]

I would beg for spare change

[ruby zealot]

2 dollars every second or 1 million dollars rn but before taxes

[narrow atlas]

You’d have to be eaten

[indigo hull]

2 dollars every second

[uncut briar]

2 dollars per second

[verbal anchor]

Tech!

[verbal anchor]

Buppeteer

[narrow atlas]

Hello Rosé

[verbal anchor]

Haii

[ruby zealot]

Rosé

[indigo hull]

you earn 120 dollars per minute

[verbal anchor]

I genuinely miss her lol

[uncut briar]

Isnt that you

[indigo hull]

which is 7200 dollars an hour

in one day you would make 172,800 dollars

[zenith charm]

Hmmm... too much maths

[indigo hull]

in one week you are already a millionaire

[uncut briar]

🤯

[karmic shell]

then you genuinely die outta nowhere

[uncut briar]

WHAT??😭

[zenith charm]

I mean you gotta drown in too much money

[indigo hull]

and lets assume legally speaking this money is equal in status to money you would recieve as the owner of your own business

[uncut briar]

Like a roblox tycoon

[indigo hull]

precisely

[zenith charm]

You doomed humanity with your wish and now money wont stop appearing out of nowhere everyday until it covers all the planet and the whole universe.

[indigo hull]

in 30 days 172,800 would become 5,184,000

[karmic shell]

but where is the money coming from?

[indigo hull]

in a whole year its 63,072,000

[verbal anchor]

Hell

[karmic shell]

Ah

[indigo hull]

and the hypothetical just says 2 dollars per second

no limit so we can imagine this is money you earn until the day you die

[ruby zealot]

Aka my vault

[zenith charm]

Glaggle, how many dollars would take to cover all of the planet area?

[karmic shell]

would you rather get a quintillion dollars for life or get a donut

[ruby zealot]

Would you rather fight a another version of you but a bit better in every way or 2 versions of you but weaker

[bleak warren]

i mean if someone gave me $1K right now i'd genuinely be doing a lot better

[solar musk]

this is some crazy exponential growth lore

[indigo hull]

wait this reminds me of my own hypothetical

[ruby zealot]

I'm broke

[bleak warren]

same

[indigo hull]

would you rather fight 100 tiny stinkbugs every day or one giant stinkbug every week

[humble isle]

💸

[karmic shell]

one giant one

[solar musk]

giant

[karmic shell]

literally the most obvious choice

[humble isle]

But it’s pretty big

[indigo hull]

the giant one is equal in size to like a fully grown German Shepherd

[karmic shell]

would you rather: stink up the whole place
or: only deal with one

[humble isle]

Me personally I befriend the big one.

[ruby zealot]

Oh

[solar musk]

thats what a 12 guage is for

[indigo hull]

you cant use weapons

[karmic shell]

im still taking the big option

and plus whats the stinkbug even gon do besides just being stinky

[humble isle]

Stink bugs don’t really have defense mechanism other than shitting.

[solar musk]

yea, big boy = big glory

[indigo hull]

the sole goal of it is to fight you

it will arrive every week in order to defeat you

[karmic shell]

it will never win because it has no true way of actually doing shit

[indigo hull]

same for the 100 regular sized ones

[ruby zealot]

Do they spawn at random or a specific time

[humble isle]

It still can’t do anything

[indigo hull]

specific time

[humble isle]

You’ll have just as much trouble fighting someone with a shred of cardboard as a giant piece of cardboard.

[karmic shell]

would you rather get punched 10 times a day or get a punch from prime mike tyson every week

[ruby zealot]

So you must use your fists? Can you use your surroundings? Like boxes tables chairs

[indigo hull]

yes

anything you can get your hands on but you do not get any weapons to fight it

[indigo hull]

thales would you rather fight 100 normal sized stinkbugs or 1 giant stinkbug

[coral token]

idk what a stinkbug is

[karmic shell]

they stink

[indigo hull]

precisely

[verbal anchor]

And are a bug

[humble isle]

Thales is a stinkbug

[coral token]

i can just step on them

[indigo hull]

the giant one is the size of a fully grown German Shepherd

[coral token]

right, very real

[indigo hull]

wait i forgot a very critical point

would you rather fight the 100 every day or the 1 every week?

[ruby zealot]

I'll fight the giant one

[verbal anchor]

What about both?

[humble isle]

Why can I not tame them

And teach them to sing

[verbal anchor]

Yes

[indigo hull]

a quantum physicist told me a joke

[crimson knot]

i wanna explode something

[ruby zealot]

Did you both laugh?

[brave ingot]

and i want to live a quiet life

[indigo hull]

no he put Elmo in a particle accelerator

[crimson knot]

well if you explode everything it will be quiet eventually

not encouraging terrorism btw

[brave ingot]

i was making a reference

[crimson knot]

ah yes funny

[crimson knot]

oh well and I thought i was funny

NEWS FLASH

[obtuse marten]

Tung

[crimson knot]

im not

[obtuse marten]

Hehehehehehehehe

[crimson knot]

oh boy

do you have adhd too

like me

[humble isle]

[verbal anchor]

Is that Trey!?!?!

[verbal anchor]

Also hai Lacey!

[humble isle]

Hello Rosé

[ruby zealot]

Glaggle can I have my liver back?

[ripe idol]

WHAT

😭🙏😭🙏

[verbal anchor]

When did he take it?

[ruby zealot]

Uhhh I forgot

[ripe idol]

Bro is mario

[ruby zealot]

Oh wait no it was another organ

[indigo hull]

ated it sorry

[ruby zealot]

Can I at least have my ear back?

[indigo hull]

-# wait that sounds bad

[crimson knot]

jealousy, turning saints into the sea

[ripe idol]

Was it nummy?

[indigo hull]

tasted like chicken

[ripe idol]

Nummy

[ripe idol]

What did bro eat 😭🙏

[crimson knot]

Swimming through sick lullabies

[ruby zealot]

Who? Glaggle?

[crimson knot]

choking on your alibis

[ruby zealot]

He ate my liver

[coral token]

this is... something alright

[ripe idol]

But you said he took something else

[ruby zealot]

Yeah but he now ated my liver

[brave ingot]

didnt save me a slice cmon man 💔

[ruby zealot]

You can have unreleased sbr episode 2

[brave ingot]

YAYYY

[ripe idol]

Delish

[languid grove]

Cooking ma dinner yum yum

[ripe idol]

Even more delish

🔥 🔥 🔥

[ruby zealot]

Don't forget the mayo

Mayo de noche

[indigo hull]

County Mayo, Ireland

[brave ingot]

ts pmo i had to make a new acc on discord and lost all my dingus dollars 💔

[coral token]

LOL

[ripe idol]

I’m a smearframe now

[brave ingot]

i just want to share my furry drawings man 💔

[brave ingot]

bro is animated

[ripe idol]

OMG SAME
I WANNA SO BAD BUT I NEED TO TALKMORE

[brave ingot]

same 💔

[ripe idol]

sad:(

[ripe idol]

XD

[brave ingot]

we'll make it trust🤞

[crimson knot]

should i become a furry

[ripe idol]

IDC

I technically am
Not FULLY tho

[crimson knot]

thanks for the support✌🏻

[ripe idol]

XD

[crimson knot]

lmao

[brave ingot]

do what you want

[ripe idol]

you do you bro XD

[crimson knot]

i wanna explode a tesla

[brave ingot]

i dont consider myself one bc they have a bad rap

[brave ingot]

kaboomba

[crimson knot]

allowed?

[ripe idol]

Maybe don’t do that…

[crimson knot]

hmm true

[brave ingot]

they do that themselves tho

[crimson knot]

whyyyyyy you said you do you

[crimson knot]

fair

ill explode musks car

[ripe idol]

See ya in jail! I’ll back you up in court

I’ll fail tho

[crimson knot]

thanks, for free?

[ripe idol]

I’m not a lawyer

[crimson knot]

make a gofundme for me

well be rich

[ripe idol]

Yeah, cuz I’m not a lawyer

[crimson knot]

purrfect

[ripe idol]

O k a y

[crimson knot]

t h a n k s

[ripe idol]

:DD

[crimson knot]

BOOMBA

[brave ingot]

KIRA QUIN

[crimson knot]

all teslas

[ripe idol]

I think you mean boomba

Not explode

[crimson knot]

thanks

itll be an expensive firework

[brave ingot]

ᴮᴼᴼᴹᴮᴬ >:3

[crimson knot]

yes that

help me hack all teslas to initiate self-destruct

[ripe idol]

I planted C4s on every tesla on the planet

Hopefully it doesn’t lag the servers XD

[brave ingot]

its okay the cybertrucks are low poly enough it wont matter

[verbal anchor]

Cybertrucks and Teslas are different cars

[brave ingot]

cybertrucks are tesla

[verbal anchor]

Are they?

[brave ingot]

ik that not all tesla are cybertrucks

[ripe idol]

Ahhh yeah that makes sense

[zinc frigate]

They are

[brave ingot]

yes :>

[verbal anchor]

You. Go back to bed

[crimson knot]

ah thanks, you did the dirty work for me

[verbal anchor]

I see

[ripe idol]

If @young hatch doesn’t say anything I’ll put a C4 on them too

[zinc frigate]

Cybertrucks are the worst possible car anyone can own, shocked they even released them

[brave ingot]

BITES ZA DUSTO

[ruby zealot]

Hi hydro

[young hatch]

huh

[ripe idol]

THEY SUCK

[young hatch]

gosh r u happy

[verbal anchor]

Autumn i have something to dm you

[chilly skiff]

Detonate it

[rotund mason]

Autumn aaaaaaaaa

[verbal anchor]

So imma dm you

[ripe idol]

Finally bruh

[ripe idol]

Ye

[zinc frigate]

I hate cybertrucks so much I literally woke up to hate on them

[young hatch]

do people here like homestuck? 🥹

[ripe idol]

XD

[brave ingot]

fair as fuh

[ripe idol]

I dunno

[zinc frigate]

But good morning to everyone who said hi to me

[ripe idol]

I indeed will

[brave ingot]

theres a lot of people here so ye probably :3

[rotund mason]

How are you

[ripe idol]

There ya go, man

[young hatch]

yay

[fresh raven]

Muh

[ripe idol]

???

[fresh raven]

MUH.

[ripe idol]

How many shots of vodka

“5 and 10”

[zinc frigate]

So tired rn I wish i could go back to sleep, but I should probably be productive today. Hbu

[fresh raven]

Vodka alone is for wusses

[ripe idol]

O k a y

[fresh raven]

You've gotta have vodka and redbull.

[verbal anchor]

Sleeeeep

[elfin wing]

where did the hate for ironmouse's music come from?

[ripe idol]

Ahh

[zinc frigate]

Sadly no

[young hatch]

pepsi better

[fresh raven]

Dr Pepper

[ripe idol]

…

[brave ingot]

ill just drink a whole bottle of peppermint extract we'll see whose a wuss

[ripe idol]

Ooohhhh yeah

Imma detonate the C4s now

[zinc frigate]

Because this the internet and we have to hate on everything

[brave ingot]

YAYAYYAYAAYAYA

[ripe idol]

Three, two,

[elfin wing]

as far as I know, it's unwarrented
but you're right, it is the internet

[brave ingot]

KABOOMBAA

[ripe idol]

ONE! BOOMBA TIME

[fresh raven]

Im listening to Kyuss. So good

[elfin wing]

i'll say it though, that cry for me song is a banger

[ripe idol]

boomba

[brave ingot]

is pretty good yes

[ripe idol]

Never heard of ‘em

[indigo hull]

and that was too many ouchies for Benedict Arnold

[fresh raven]

What about Queens of the Stone Age

[ripe idol]

Also no

I like zachs winner :3

[fresh raven]

Dude I think someone pulled the fire alarm in my school

[ripe idol]

Ope

[rotund mason]

Fair enough
Not bad myself lwk

[brave ingot]

you see theres this little band you might have heard of i listen to, theyre called the beatles

[fresh raven]

We were told that its fine

Its also raining outside

[zinc frigate]

They does lwk mean I’m old and tired

[ripe idol]

Everyone and their newborn child knows the beatles XD

[brave ingot]

ik twas a laughable, twin

[rotund mason]

Shortened version of Lowkey

[fresh raven]

So now the fucking alarm is just going off

[ripe idol]

Byebye guys

Imma go now

[brave ingot]

volare via

[ripe idol]

My C4 job is done

[brave ingot]

thank you for your service

[indigo hull]

Low Keybum

[rotund mason]

Lmao

[crisp depot]

Is the mario movie really that bad as the internet claims it to be?

[brave ingot]

i didnt even like the first one so idk 💔

[rotund mason]

It wasn't bad imo, it was rushed

But other that it being rushed, it was alright

[olive flicker]

[rotund mason]

True true

[languid grove]

YOUUUUUU

How are you?

[pliant flame]

[frail turtle]

Ah

EA sports

[indigo hull]

Eat Sports

[brave ingot]

E ate sports

[olive flicker]

Sleepy

[brave ingot]

that sounds so wrong holy

[brave ingot]

mot

[upbeat copper]

Moff

[indigo hull]

Grand Moff Tarkin

[humble isle]

Mop

[upbeat copper]

I miss my son

[languid grove]

WAKE UP WAKE UP

[upbeat copper]

[peak sentinel]

Excuse me what

[upbeat copper]

I'm not even gonna acknowledge that

[peak sentinel]

[languid grove]

Reported

[native geyser]

twas a joke twin ToT

[languid grove]

Sure

And why does that matter?

[native geyser]

[peak sentinel]

one that’s against the rules

[heavy flare]

Good afternoon everyone

[native geyser]

ok ill tone it down sorry

[languid grove]

You are still talking about something wildly inappropriate in front of minors

[upbeat copper]

Sup ross

[native geyser]

buddy im a minor too

[languid grove]

So?

Again why does that matter?

[upbeat copper]

That doesn't make it any better

[quartz marten]

i hate gigglers

[native geyser]

ight, ight i wont do that again sorry

[languid grove]

Good, I still reported you though

[humble isle]

[languid grove]

Just watch yourself next time and make sure to read the rules

[upbeat copper]

[native geyser]

ok ty

[languid grove]

[thin prairie]

[heavy flare]

What if I report myself

[languid grove]

[upbeat copper]

[indigo hull]

it takes a screenshot

[native geyser]

[zinc frigate]

Yay I registered all my ZA pokemon in home

[native geyser]

i love garfield

[upbeat copper]

WAIT WE'RE BOTH IN THAT SERVER WHAAA

[peak sentinel]

oh shit they added compatibility?

[languid grove]

Oh yeah that’s a cool art server

[zinc frigate]

Yes finally, but not for the frlg ports lmao

[peak sentinel]

Time to grab my switch

[upbeat copper]

Damn I've only been in this server for a year and a half..

[languid grove]

I do chat there occasionally

[upbeat copper]

I don't think I've ever talked in that server

[zinc frigate]

My shiny diancie is finally in ZA (still huge thanks Sylvia)

[upbeat copper]

[languid grove]

Well if you want a cool art server to talk in then I definitely recommend it

[indigo hull]

i have been here for exactly one month now

[upbeat copper]

Bet

[upbeat copper]

Holy newgen

[languid grove]

People there are very nice too, it’s also where I got most of the art you sometimes see as my pfp

[upbeat copper]

Woahh

[thin prairie]

[drowsy bridge]

I love jeans

they’re so comfortable

[peak sentinel]

words spoken by the utterly deranged

[narrow atlas]

Holy shit I got jumpscared bad

[drowsy bridge]

you just dont have good jeans brotisserie chicken

[peak sentinel]

I don’t have any jeans because I threw them away

[narrow atlas]

Rounded a corner, and got my head caved in by a shield. Genuinely haven’t screamed like that in a hot minute

[drowsy bridge]

😭

[zinc frigate]

I like jeans, I also find em comfy
Tho I can understand people who don’t like em

[upbeat copper]

Im gonna blow up Neptune with my mind

[drowsy bridge]

what game?

[narrow atlas]

Space marine

[buoyant agate]

Same, sleeping with jeans on feels like a normal thing, it’s actually very comfortable too.

[drowsy bridge]

fire

[drowsy bridge]

true!

[narrow atlas]

I think i jumpscared the guy as well since he just paused for a few seconds afterwards

[indigo hull]

im gonna have to question this one

[upbeat copper]

You freaking pretty lady

[peak sentinel]

yes, officer, this one right here

[humble isle]

I just hate denim.

[buoyant agate]

I don’t even wear jeans anymore, I wear pajamas, and yes, I wear them anywhere, I mean, no one really says anything about it.

[zinc frigate]

Look I may be psychotic but I don’t sleep in jeans, aside from like unpredictable afternoon naps

[zinc frigate]

Hi

[buoyant agate]

I honestly don’t think I have jeans at all, not sure where they went.

[upbeat copper]

Henlo

[buoyant agate]

Sleeping in jeans is kinda a one time experience, after that it just feels awkward.

[zinc frigate]

How are you

[buoyant agate]

Btw hello hydro

[upbeat copper]

Really good I got to call one of my boyfriends last night and it made everything feel alright

[zinc frigate]

I’ve done it more than once. But that’s because sometimes I just touch my bed and I wake up 2 hours later in a haze

[zinc frigate]

[upbeat copper]

[humble isle]

[zinc frigate]

Caught all the legendary regional birds

[humble isle]

I like the ostrich

[rotund mason]

Hisuian Zapdos, Articuno and Moltres?

[humble isle]

Galarian

[indigo hull]

Valerian

[rotund mason]

Oh right

Thank you

I lowkey forget they existed

[zinc frigate]

Galarian ones yes

2/3 were so annoying to catch

[rotund mason]

Yes yes

[zinc frigate]

And moltres just kinda appeared after I went to the isle of armor and caught first quick ball

[humble isle]

Quick Balls are broken in Cobblemon.

As long as you just don’t enter battle, it always counts as the first catch.

[languid grove]

I wanna draw

Hallo everynyan

[charred aurora]

Heya chat

[humble isle]

Hallo Rikaface

[charred aurora]

Ohh artist?

[zinc frigate]

Well damn that’s OP
I gotta play more covblemon

[zinc frigate]

Hai

[languid grove]

No, I’m a mechanic

[humble isle]

[verbal anchor]

Hai Rika!

[indigo hull]

Do you work in quantum mechanics

[charred aurora]

I'm a electrician nice to meet you

[verbal anchor]

Do you?

[indigo hull]

no i just read wikipedia when im bored

[verbal anchor]

Damn

I was wondering what two plus two is

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[verbal anchor]

Tech!

[narrow atlas]

Hello Rosé

[bleak warren]

sorry it took me so long to get to those reports

[verbal anchor]

Hruu

[bleak warren]

i will never understand how anyone thinks that's funny

[narrow atlas]

Decent. Have a bit of heartburn, but otherwise I’m balling
Wbu

[verbal anchor]

Magical

[humble isle]

Bad to the bone riff

[zinc frigate]

Why so evil

[humble isle]

Oh y’know.

[indigo hull]

🍐 did somebody say lime?

[zinc frigate]

[humble isle]

THATS NOT EVEN THE RIGHT FUCKING FRUIT

[indigo hull]

[zinc frigate]

I do find it funny I’ve caught so many pokemon in ZA that 19/20 of the pokemon home research goals just instantly completed

And the only reason I don’t have em all was feraligatr is in my party

[indigo hull]

refrigerator

[woven flicker]

🐼

[indigo hull]

man what the fuck is cactus

[verbal anchor]

🦖

[compact sky]

meow

[woven flicker]

Rosé

[verbal anchor]

Omar

[wise hatch]

yo

wassup

[verbal anchor]

The sky

[wise hatch]

what are you guys talking about

[verbal anchor]

Idk

[wise hatch]

ok

[lusty walrus]

Mmm.

Sand.

[verbal anchor]

Is it in a pocket?

[wise hatch]

what does that mean

[lusty walrus]

No

I am sand, man.

[real python]

Hullo!

[verbal anchor]

Floob!

[lusty walrus]

Your name is very appealing to say.

[real python]

It indeed is

[lusty walrus]

I don't know.

[brisk shard]

floobious floobinton

rose

[verbal anchor]

Kitsune!

[brisk shard]

howre you

[verbal anchor]

Magical! Wbuu

[finite cedar]

Its planse

[lusty walrus]

I thought you said Magical Windu.

[indigo hull]

planse

[finite cedar]

[brisk shard]

living

[verbal anchor]

Bleeeeh!

[indigo hull]

Magical Mystery

[verbal anchor]

I see

[finite cedar]

[verbal anchor]

Magical Mace Windu

[lusty walrus]

Magical Sword Windu.

[indigo hull]

purble sword

[native geyser]

haii

[lusty walrus]

Hai, Niche.

[native geyser]

hru

[lusty walrus]

I'm doing okay, hbu?

[native geyser]

tired asf

working my ass off today

[lusty walrus]

I wish I still had work.

[native geyser]

im at school twin

[lusty walrus]

Same difference.

It's all the same to me, anyway.

[lusty walrus]

Hai, Autumn.

[zinc frigate]

Hello

[lusty walrus]

Hru?

[zinc frigate]

Tired lol hbu

[lusty walrus]

I think I'm okay, just insanely bored as per usual.

Just doing the same routine I've been doing for the past couple months.

[vivid vigil]

Swaws

[lusty walrus]

Whahw?

[native geyser]

transfems are so cool

[solar musk]

ok bro 💀

[vivid vigil]

Swaws

[zinc frigate]

Ew wtf is wrong with you

That’s me

[lusty walrus]

I think that may be a little bit much.

[vivid vigil]

We should break his wind pipe

[native geyser]

but transfems are coollll

[native geyser]

SON

[zinc frigate]

Doesn’t make it ok to say that about a person in chat

[solar musk]

Please do

[native geyser]

alright...

[lusty walrus]

I thought you said "we should break is mind pipe."

What the hell is a mind pipe, me? 💀

[vivid vigil]

Or put lemon juice and 50% hydrogen peroxide under their toenails

[gritty temple]

Awful timing for me to appear

[crisp hornet]

I pre ordered my Gangle pushie : D

[indigo hull]

indeed

[lusty walrus]

Indeed.

[gritty temple]

Awee the cutsie goober

[solar musk]

we could dunk him in Hydrochloric acid

[indigo hull]

Nitric is more powerful

i think it is anyway

[solar musk]

you get the point though

[crisp hornet]

I have chocolate covered pretzels and an Ultra Violet Monster, life is good

[gritty temple]

Chocolate covered pretzels AAAAA nom nom cronch monch

[crisp hornet]

Dunk who?

[lusty walrus]

Yummers.

[brave ingot]

life is great, i have apple pecan pie and ice cream

[vivid vigil]

Or cover him in molten lithium and make him go swimming

[crisp hornet]

no, mine

[gritty temple]

[solar musk]

now there’s an idea

[lusty walrus]

Niche.

[brave ingot]

bro is a cutie patootie

[gritty temple]

[vivid vigil]

Or pure potassium metal

[crisp hornet]

oh guys i leave for my school disney trip on monday

[vivid vigil]

Or both

[indigo hull]

we can harvest potassium from bananas

[crisp hornet]

i get to march through magic kingdom

[zinc frigate]

Just saying maybe don’t say things like that
To a person who heavily associates and sees themself in the thing you said it to
In a server with minors

[primal spire]

had some strawberry dunkin’s a few hours ago

[crisp hornet]

what did he say?

[bleak warren]

it was a guy who got two warnings earlier for gross jokes and changed his name since coming back from timeout

[solar musk]

at this point just put him in a tungsten box and send him to the bottom of the Mariana

[zinc frigate]

You don’t wanna know

[vivid vigil]

500 cats are approaching your location

[zinc frigate]

So someone being an absolute idiot

[bleak warren]

and one of his warnings is "disgusting nsfw messages"

[brave ingot]

but the italians need that for their patsa

[indigo hull]

tungsten is overrated

[bleak warren]

so i guess he hasn't figured it out yet

[primal spire]

break his neck this instant

[zinc frigate]

Bro won’t last long

The fact they’re still here shocks me

[primal spire]

what me?

[bleak warren]

no the gross dude i've warned 3 times today

[lusty walrus]

No, the Niche guy.

[zinc frigate]

No why tf would I be talking about you?

[bleak warren]

the one with the weird comment earlier

[primal spire]

oh @native geyser

[primal spire]

idk

[zinc frigate]

Why did you need to ping him 💀

[solar musk]

not Marinara. Mariana

[primal spire]

@native geyser imma do it again, but this is the last time

[crisp hornet]

WHY IS ALMOST EVERY NEW MEMBER SO FUCKING STRANGE?!

[brave ingot]

ik it was an idiocy joke

[brave ingot]

im not strange i dont think :^

[zinc frigate]

They did say almost

[solar musk]

you have no idea

[zinc frigate]

[brave ingot]

fair fair

[lusty walrus]

I don't think you're Strange, I think you're Calamitygrians.

[indigo hull]

can we load the cannons with grapeshot already?

[brave ingot]

thank :3

[primal spire]

Newgens be like. I like redshell and big uhh jugs full of fuel or something.

[verbal anchor]

For home defense?

[indigo hull]

obviously

its what the founding fathers intended

[upbeat copper]

Because it's mostly 13 and under people who are brain rotted to the point they don't realize that saying inappropriate things is not okay

[solar musk]

to fight the rufians

[indigo hull]

WHAT THE DEVIL!?

[lusty walrus]

AH, SHE'S BACK!!

[solar musk]

TALLY HO, LADS