general

[indigo hull]

What type of cheese are you

[olive girder]

ok

[green juniper]

Can I be cheese?

[frail turtle]

Thank you to everyone

[remote abyss]

Hober asking the real questions

[olive girder]

Only a spoonful

[frail turtle]

Including a spoon

[remote abyss]

Mmm cmunch crunch

[green juniper]

What about a sporkful?

[frail turtle]

A funny large spoon some might say

[olive girder]

oh yay

[olive girder]

Oh yay^2

[frail turtle]

[indigo hull]

Spork

[frail turtle]

Jimby where you be

[olive girder]

Zimmy

[stark rapids]

[green juniper]

I miss Jimbo.

[frail turtle]

Jombo

[olive girder]

Guys. ჟimmy

[indigo hull]

So sad that Jimby died from a cannon

[stark rapids]

-# hes watching.

[green juniper]

I missed the early stream.

[frail turtle]

😔 rip a real one

[indigo hull]

Didn’t shoot him it crushed him

[olive girder]

Jimby is with me rn

[frail turtle]

:0

[green juniper]

o7

[stark rapids]

fly high little one 🕊️

[jade sail]

shawtys like a melody in my head-

[frail turtle]

My favorite YouTuber

[olive girder]

Dehydrated jimmy

[green juniper]

Like a raisin

[jade sail]

my favorite sticker

[frail turtle]

DAWWWM

[stark rapids]

[green juniper]

[zinc frigate]

I’m in claaaaaaass for autumn :(

[frail turtle]

[verbal anchor]

Lies

[zinc frigate]

You know what they say, they’ll never give you up

[zinc frigate]

Not a lie if it was would I not be eeping rn

[verbal anchor]

Or let you down

[merry vortex]

The fake 1 notification on the server icon has me fucked up

[stray hatch]

You could do both

[zinc frigate]

3 more for the count

[stark rapids]

possibly never run around and desert you

[zinc frigate]

Naur

[stray hatch]

Y e

[green juniper]

Never gonna turn around.

[olive girder]

18th time....

[zinc frigate]

I’m sad my April fools plan fell through, had to make something that’s not really all that funny

[stone condor]

nyehehehehe

[frail turtle]

Hola

[vestal zodiac]

Jimmy here feet stream

[frail turtle]

😭

[stray hatch]

The only April fools joke I did was me reposting the same meme I do every April fools year

[dry rock]

They do it every year

[stone condor]

sup my hombres and whatever

[untold blaze]

I just realized he pitched a fake notification on the server profile

Put*

Wow how did I botch that

[stray hatch]

No it isn’t trust 👍

[untold blaze]

WHERES THE NOTIFICATION I CANT FIND IT

[dry rock]

Let me pitch this to my manager

[bleak warren]

dude there's legit been 80-something people who fell for it

[stone condor]

youre me but less aura

[bleak warren]

people were counting

[dry rock]

I haven't fallen for it today

[untold blaze]

hey guys

[green juniper]

[untold blaze]

Guess what

[frail turtle]

Soup

[green juniper]

I don't guess I know.

[stray hatch]

Yes but I have a funny gun since that’s what the founding gods intended

[untold blaze]

You just lost The game

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[stone condor]

i have a kirby stan, nyehehehe top that!

[untold blaze]

Tough crowd

[merry vortex]

I felt like I was perusing the deep archives trying to find that thing

[stone condor]

its alright kitty cat

or is it?

[stray hatch]

I see however for my neutral special I wield a gun as I said

[green juniper]

I'm tough as cheese.

[zinc frigate]

Smudge add 3 more

[stone condor]

u smell like cheese

[dry rock]

It's tough being soup

[bleak warren]

i don't have the exact count, someone else was keeping better track of it, but i think we're close to 90

[green juniper]

Amazing.

[gritty temple]

I can’t stop falling for the ping this has gotta be like the 30th time

[stray hatch]

It’s tough being an avocado but least I have funky tunes playing always

[harsh stirrup]

Yall aint getting me with that server pfp

[bleak warren]

i don't think this fake ping bit has EVER fooled this many people

we do it like every year

[stone condor]

gotta put some holes innit

[bleak warren]

and this year it was WAY more effective

[stray hatch]

Wym? It’s real totally

[gritty temple]

I’m just too gullible

[zinc frigate]

I had like a whole big plan but things out of my control stopped it

I will finish it tho

[stray hatch]

Dang

[green juniper]

Allowed since Wednesday my dude.

[little knoll]

It is Wednesday my dudes

[dry rock]

I'm soup now

[stray hatch]

🦐

[lusty gorge]

Yo chat I made the default smash bros miis
They looked lifeless as fuck so I added in some flair to make them look cool

[ripe mountain]

[crystal cypress]

The avatar of emptiness just portaled to my backyard guys, should I fight it orrr....

[lusty gorge]

Nah
Ask it out on a date

[dry rock]

@thin prairie turned me into soup

[languid jackal]

2 failed attempts at making characters say or do a 67

[verbal anchor]

[dry rock]

IM SOUP NOT BALD

[green juniper]

Bring out the bread sticks and the chili's triple dipper

[verbal anchor]

Both

[dry rock]

Bitch

[languid jackal]

The 3rd character is gonna for sure do 67

[lusty gorge]

Olympic sized swimming pool compared to @languid grove

[dry rock]

So true

[bleak warren]

are you campbells cream of mushroom soup

[dry rock]

No

[ruby zealot]

HOLY SHIT SWAP TURNED INTO SOUP

[dry rock]

Homemade

[crystal cypress]

It deleted my dog...

[verbal anchor]

Hes also bald

[dry rock]

U can't bald soup

[green juniper]

S'good soup.

[lusty gorge]

...
Atomize the avatar

[gritty temple]

Does anybody ever use the suggestions channel

[crystal cypress]

He already left bro

[dry rock]

I gtg do soup stuff

[carmine venture]

I suggest multiple items

[crystal cypress]

I am NOT chasing his ass for no 200m parsecs

[dry rock]

Cya soups

[lusty gorge]

Track it down
Go full John wick on its ass

[gritty temple]

I see I see

[crystal cypress]

You got an FTL space capable ship I can use?

[lusty gorge]

Yeah but it's on Mars rn

[potent valley]

Sigh I fell for the fake ping

[verbal anchor]

Hey i live there

[lusty gorge]

Oh cool can you bring it down to earth then

[verbal anchor]

Ye

[lusty gorge]

Thanks Homie

[still gull]

NOT THE FAKE PING 💔 💔 💔

cruel and unusual

[ruby zealot]

hi jag

[ruby zealot]

go to sleep

[gleaming ice]

Is it safe?

[ruby zealot]

archie!

[verbal anchor]

No

[lusty gorge]

Hey master

[ruby zealot]

yes

[gritty temple]

Angie!!!!

[verbal anchor]

If i sleep then i cant talk to Aries. Plus just had two naps

[gritty temple]

I gotta edit my videos and stop procrastinating

[ruby zealot]

hmmm good point

say hi to twin for me

[gritty temple]

AAAAA HEARTBURN ACKKK

[verbal anchor]

@queen hinge puppeteer says hi

[ruby zealot]

im the evil and intimidating horse
-# if you know you know

[gritty temple]

I also have to edit my video to be family friendly so I can post it here but I think that it’s gonna be a fun challenge

[jade drum]

Didn’t fall for the fake ping this year, I wonder if they’re gonna do the DOUBLE fake ping this time 😭

[gritty temple]

DON’T GIVE THEM IDEASBDJDHDHD

[queen hinge]

Oh hi twin :>

[ruby zealot]

hi aries!

[verbal anchor]

Yippee. I summoned her

[ruby zealot]

and how was the minecraft snapshot

[bleak warren]

oh man i forgot the double, that was a good one

[lusty gorge]

Reminder that Deltarune chapter 5 is complete and is getting approved for consoles

[carmine venture]

Deltasmoog

[lusty gorge]

Deltaruners can finally be sane for 5 mins 🥹

[queen hinge]

Hey 🫂

[verbal anchor]

Hello luv!

[gritty temple]

I should play Undertale it’s free on PS plus unless it’s not anymore

But I dunno …

[lusty gorge]

If you can play Undertale, play it
Shit is genuinely so peak

[verbal anchor]

Chat, i have the biggest crush on Aries! But shhhh dont tell her

[bleak warren]

❓

[frail turtle]

Cheese wheel

[verbal anchor]

Yes. Very much gay lol

[queen hinge]

I definitely didn’t know that

[lusty gorge]

Bappy Hirthday!!

[frail turtle]

[bleak warren]

panini

[frail turtle]

That sounds good rn

Cheese wedge

[lusty gorge]

Cheese corner

[verbal anchor]

:0 who told her

[lusty gorge]

A corner made out of cheese

[lusty gorge]

Tenna from hit tv series Mr. (Ant) Tennas tv time

[frail turtle]

Honda Civic

[elfin wing]

holy fuck the default piercer is BUSTED now

you can hit a 500k ultraricoshot with NO cheats

400 million style

[ruby zealot]

oh yeah i saw that

[verbal anchor]

I bet it was @ruby zealot that bitch

[ruby zealot]

cool stuff

[queen hinge]

excuse me what

How

[ruby zealot]

STOP CALLING ME A BITCH

[elfin wing]

4-2, the 4 dual wield orbs

if you have them all, throw all coins and hit them with the default piercer charge, you can sometimes hit a 500k ultraricoshot

[ruby zealot]

btw gehe did you find the soap in 8-1?

[elfin wing]

it's janky as fuck and doesn't always work

[elfin wing]

yep

[queen hinge]

Trying that out now

[woven flicker]

Dandelion

[elfin wing]

the default piercer got such a wild buff

[ruby zealot]

omarney you big stinky poopoo fart

[elfin wing]

you can do over half of a power's health with one charge shot if you use 4 coins

[ruby zealot]

deserved too

[languid jackal]

Dang all the characters that i would have hired are all dead/rejected

[lusty gorge]

I'd sell someones soul for a 2 liter of Mug root beer rn

[queen hinge]

HUUUH

[mortal sandal]

I actually thought I got a notification from this server😭

[languid jackal]

Angela we must reset the day

[woven flicker]

FACK YOU

[elfin wing]

IT'S SUCH AN INSANE BUFF

it does like 2.5x damage on headshots

[ruby zealot]

RAAAAAAAAAH I LOVE THE DEFAULT PIERCER

[elfin wing]

went from being the worst weapon to literally one of the best

[languid jackal]

All the employees that tried to do 67 are all dead oh boy can we get more hopeless?

[bleak warren]

do 21 instead

[ruby zealot]

now we need alt rocket launcher and or railgun

[lusty gorge]

Smudge what's 9 + 10

[bleak warren]

21

[elfin wing]

I actually don't think there will be another alt weapon

if there is another alt, it'll be in the encores probably

[lusty gorge]

You stupid

[bleak warren]

no i not

[elfin wing]

there's only one per act and we already have the one for act 3

[ruby zealot]

wait you know whats really old? yellow variants in ultrakill

[queen hinge]

There is 4? I thought there was only three?

[ruby zealot]

theres another hidden by the red skull

its under the bridge

[elfin wing]

oop
3 orbs, 4 guns

[ruby zealot]

oh

[queen hinge]

Aah okay yeah

[ruby zealot]

oopsie

[elfin wing]

the default piercer might actually be the best weapon now

with the right setup, it's wild

plus the charge beam splitshots now

[ruby zealot]

true

[elfin wing]

coins are still broken which is why it doesn't work though

[ruby zealot]

now we wait to someone to speedrun the game with default piercer and marksman only

[slender radish]

My school computer is stuck in limbo

[elfin wing]

wouldn't be surprised if it was soon

LIMBO ULTRAKILL LAYER 1

[ruby zealot]

LIMBO MENTIONED

[slender radish]

Limbo lust all gone

[ruby zealot]

with gluttony soon to follow

[elfin wing]

i gave rika a 3 hour lore breakdown on ultrakill
i didn't even get to act 3

[ruby zealot]

yeah she told us about that

[elfin wing]

it was worth

also, mirror reaper on brutal is surprisingly hard

[ruby zealot]

did you do the prime souls yet?

[elfin wing]

the hard damage from the mf

[ruby zealot]

did it get a buff?

[elfin wing]

not on brutal yet

[ruby zealot]

i mean explained to rika

[elfin wing]

it has like 20 more health than the CG variants

[prime quail]

We need a blonde Jimmy sticker

[elfin wing]

ohh, not much
just briefly mentioned

[cerulean galleon]

The famous words of an angel
"Fucking die 🎊 "

[elfin wing]

WHY WON'T YOU DIE

we love the powers

[ruby zealot]

YOU MAKE EVEN THE DEVIL CRY!
who may cry?

[elfin wing]

except in cybergrind
the fact that both powers and mirror reapers are in cybergrind

[cerulean galleon]

Where is Gabriel?! What have you done with him???

[elfin wing]

i saw a mf get 5 mirror reapers spawned in ONE cybergrind round

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[ruby zealot]

today i found out you can conduct the shots from railguns with the magnets from the nailgun and sawblade

[stark onyx]

Love how the server logo changed for today 😭

[elfin wing]

conduction is insanely busted

there's a deathstar tech with conduction

[ruby zealot]

hi commandblox no fool for april?

[languid jackal]

Anyways story done so happy april fools i guess

[cerulean galleon]

Ooh... I hate the Mirror Reapers.

[stark onyx]

Come again

[elfin wing]

if you let the cable shock a light enemy, it just flies into the sky and shocks every enemy near it

[indigo hull]

I am now home

[cerulean galleon]

I like how the carts go faster when you hit them with electricity, too

[ruby zealot]

I love it in 5-1 when you fight the first enemies you can just shoot the railgun to almost insta kill everything

[languid jackal]

This april fools was just a filler for me so i decided to do the most stupidest thing ever that i hate the most

[elfin wing]

you can do that in 4-1 in the first arena

[elfin wing]

the cable having 0 cooldown is so fun

[ruby zealot]

yeah i know that but 5-1 is more fun

[hidden saffron]

Bru I low key fell for the server icon 💔

[languid jackal]

I will make a better april fools joke next year

[elfin wing]

fraud needs another patch at some point

[ruby zealot]

idk why but it would've been so funny if they released fraud on april 1st

[elfin wing]

i feel like there is an april fools update for ultrakill

idk if it's my mods causing problems but the textures are so low res

[indigo hull]

PS1

[cerulean galleon]

"Ohhhhhh, my PCCCCCC"

[elfin wing]

8-3

[carmine venture]

I crush bobaguard

[ruby zealot]

someone needs to make a pc mod for ultrakill

minecraft in ultrakill

[elfin wing]

exists

[ruby zealot]

EXCUSE ME

[indigo hull]

what about Garry's Mod in Ultrakill?

[elfin wing]

someone made a minecraft recreation in ultrakill

[cerulean galleon]

The real Fraud here is the performance

[ruby zealot]

sandbox mode

[indigo hull]

does it have a physgun?

[elfin wing]

ultracraft, I think
or craftkill
i forgot what it is

[ruby zealot]

its the 1:1 replica of the map

[indigo hull]

Ultracraft sounds like one of those mobile Minecraft ripoffs

[ruby zealot]

sadly no but mods will fix that

[cerulean galleon]

The sandbox mode is literally Gm_Construct, and I find it so funny

[indigo hull]

incredible

[elfin wing]

there's ultrakill in minecraft called ultracraft
there's minecraft in ultrakill called craftkill

[ruby zealot]

HAKITA IF TREACHERY ISNT COLD AS FUCK IM GONNA CRASH OUT

[remote dock]

It's Wednesday my dudes ahhhhhhhhhhh

[elfin wing]

I saw someone try and post fake fraud leaks as a troll

[ruby zealot]

on youtube?

[cerulean galleon]

Correct

[elfin wing]

like
the devs are on a break, they aren't doing another layer right now

[elfin wing]

worse
reddit

[indigo hull]

the Guts and Blackpowder community has been the same

[ruby zealot]

OH NO

[indigo hull]

but with the cut Jutland map

[deft arch]

bro

[ruby zealot]

i can wait a year thats fine

[deft arch]

that ping got me for like... 5 mins

[elfin wing]

i want a fraud rework before treachery ngl

[deft arch]

i have been trying to find where i got pinged

[elfin wing]

I'm tired of losing P-rank runs to the portals

[lavish lodge]

hi

[ruby zealot]

also gehe do you watch invincible?

[rotund mason]

Ah, ah, ah! It happens

[elfin wing]

yeah

[ruby zealot]

did you watch the new ep?

[elfin wing]

nope, haven't seen anything past seasons 2

[ruby zealot]

ah damn

[thick steppe]

The fake notification server image is diabolical

[ruby zealot]

what about searching for a world that doesnt exist

[elfin wing]

i love 8-3 being paradiso

[elfin wing]

isn't there a part 2 out now

[queen hinge]

Uh gehe I’m trying the 4 guns ultraricoshot in sandbox and i just hit 4k ultraricoshots

[ruby zealot]

yeah

[ruby zealot]

HOLY

[elfin wing]

yep
you either hit 5k, 50k, or 500k

[stark onyx]

If the show's called invincible, then why can I see it

[ruby zealot]

500?!

[elfin wing]

the coins are so broken right now, it just happens

[ruby zealot]

its funnier the 5th million time

[polar aurora]

WHO IS PINGING THAT MUCH

[elfin wing]

yes

[polar aurora]

MG

[ruby zealot]

NO ONE ITS A APRIL FOOLS JOKE

[elfin wing]

you can deadass get like 1 million style off nothing

[thick steppe]

☝️

[gray oasis]

Wassah

[queen hinge]

9k

[ruby zealot]

can we get 11k?

[indigo hull]

Shostakovich

[stark onyx]

April fools 🫠

[elfin wing]

keep trying, eventually the coins will work

make sure you're hitting them in sing phase too

[stark onyx]

11k of what

[vast bobcat]

i marked the server as read then was confused... and then i looked closer........

[queen hinge]

What do you mean

[ruby zealot]

style points

ultrakill

[stark onyx]

Mmm

[elfin wing]

coins have different phases
if you throw them up and then wait until they fall, they start to "sing"
just makes a noise and if you hit it during that phase, it splitshots

which literally just stacks shots onto the next coin

[queen hinge]

ooh yeah yeah

[stone condor]

why do i have 767 dingus dollars

i hate myself

[indigo hull]

because you are a Boeing 767

[stone condor]

oh nvm i love myself

[ruby zealot]

i have to go cya soon my lovelies (platonic) have a great day, evening or night ill be back soon

[elfin wing]

so apparently the no cooldown mod works on fraud

geryon with 0 cooldowns is something

[worthy cedar]

did any one fall for the 1 ping message on the server pic?

[indigo hull]

uh like at least 70 people or so now

[fossil quail]

Whoever did the server pic, its pregnant time.

[undone cypress]

what

[bronze granite]

i did, twice lol, one on my phone one just now

[weary pine]

The server pfp got me 😭😭😭

[ruby zealot]

hi noodle

[hot oar]

i got so confused bruh and then i looked at the google tab and thre wasnt any notifiction sign 😔

[bleak warren]

no it's definitely more than that

[undone cypress]

hi
WHY DID MY PHONE SUGGEST GAY AS THE NEXT WORD AFTER HI

[ruby zealot]

💀

[bleak warren]

i think we're around 90 now

[ruby zealot]

IM GAY?!

[indigo hull]

you are now apparently

[ruby zealot]

oh wait im not thales

[undone cypress]

ny phone says so 💔

[ruby zealot]

i did drink the bisexual cola today....mhhhhh

[queen hinge]

HOLY MOLY

[undone cypress]

WAIT WHAT I NEED THAT

[queen hinge]

Gehe wasn’t lying holy shit wdym half a power’s hp

[indigo hull]

liquid bisexual energy in a can

[ruby zealot]

no it was in a glass bottle

[indigo hull]

Close enough

[gilded lion]

who whatched the new invincible episode don’t spoil it but was it good?

[bleak warren]

i couldn't see him

[thin prairie]

True

[bleak warren]

swap is a hearty bowl of mushroom soup

[carmine venture]

No mushroom in nebal
Only ice and plums

[open vine]

bro... 💀

[ruby zealot]

hi spider

[open vine]

i got got 😔

[ruby zealot]

its really...really brutal at the end really disgusting

[plain hull]

@worn mason heard your gay

Heard you like boys

This true?

[worn mason]

Bro why here

[bleak warren]

who the hell are you and why does it matter

[plain hull]

Why not ur my little brother after all

[open vine]

calm down jamal dont pull out the nine

[carmine venture]

Smoog

[urban valve]

I’m your worst nightmare 😈

That was aura

[bleak warren]

you're liar now??

no

[plain hull]

Their sisters that’s who, and it doesn’t matter I just tease

[ruby zealot]

fib

[urban valve]

April fools

[indigo hull]

Hi your worst nightmare I’m Hober Sinclair

[plain hull]

Fib more like fibber

[worn mason]

When I get home I’m going to break ur vr

[fleet sable]

Ohhhh you sunnuva, thaaats notta notification

[plain hull]

You do that your going to the hospital

[worn mason]

Worth it

[plain hull]

Anyways, you have a good day at school today bubs?

[indigo hull]

Why are the pink roles invading?

[worn mason]

Yea, pretty boring tho

[ruby zealot]

idk

[plain hull]

Ahh fair, how about mae? They okay?

[worn mason]

Dunno, I’m not on the bus yet

[plain hull]

Ohhh ya’ll ain’t home?

[worn mason]

Not yet

[gilded lion]

oh ik abt that but was the ep good?

[ruby zealot]

yeah better animation than last time too

[plain hull]

Alr Alr well I get off at 4 so I’ll be home around 5 I’ll talk to you then okay?

[gilded lion]

ok ty

[ruby zealot]

no problem

[worn mason]

K, see ya later stinky

[ruby zealot]

the spring

[plain hull]

Alr talk to you later little man, love ya

[zinc frigate]

The angle

[undone cypress]

angel, the spring is here

[ruby zealot]

LMAO

[zinc frigate]

[worn mason]

Love you too

[elfin wing]

the balancing on it is the same level of jank as fraud

[fossil quail]

Chat burgercheese or beesechurger?

[steep gyro]

I guess the couch cast was changed to “for funs sake?”

[indigo hull]

Humanity isn’t ready for the grass and the sky to be palette swapped

[zinc frigate]

Chat I finished up class for autumn early, and gotta get lunch before I cover for her at her work yay

[red cobalt]

BEESECHURGER

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[indigo hull]

We are not ready to handle the sight of blue grass

Or a green sky

[drowsy bridge]

2 hours remain

[languid grove]

MEOOWWWWW

[plush bone]

im bored of april fools stuff

[lone slate]

insane April fools from jimmy

or his mods

[drowsy bridge]

im so excited for the Artemis 2 launch

[lone slate]

most likely mods

[fossil quail]

Jimmy WILL be putting on the maid outfit
Source:trust me I know.

[drowsy bridge]

are y’all going to be watching it?

[queen hinge]

Watching the countdown rn

[indigo hull]

Hopefully they did a quality check of the O-Rings on the right SRB

[zinc frigate]

MEW :3

[bleak warren]

they get onion rings in space?

[swift ivy]

Hi

[bleak warren]

i wanna go

[indigo hull]

Challenger Onion Rings

[swift ivy]

Does anyone play DBD

[drowsy bridge]

💀

[indigo hull]

I just realized too

[drowsy bridge]

[indigo hull]

This years the 40th anniversary of the Challenger Disaster

[fossil quail]

Is it a cold day?

[indigo hull]

Nah the weathers fine

[ruby zealot]

ente

[indigo hull]

Good for a launch actually

[drowsy bridge]

[ruby zealot]

WAIT HOLY SHIT ARTEMIS 2 IS LAUNCHING IN UNDER 2 HOURS

[drowsy bridge]

yeah

[indigo hull]

Crazy to think Buzz Aldrin is still alive to see this

[drowsy bridge]

I love Neil DeGrasse Tyson, first man on the moon❤️

[ruby zealot]

its gonna be so peak

[ruby zealot]

true

[drowsy bridge]

True!

[ruby zealot]

im watching it rn

[drowsy bridge]

I hope there’s a close up of the RS-25s on ignition

[ruby zealot]

crazy to think humans made that

[indigo hull]

Damn he’s grass?

[raven skiff]

yo hello im new here

[faint mulch]

No Louis Armstrong was the first man on the moon

[queen hinge]

How’s it going y’alls

[indigo hull]

I thought it was Neil Young?

[ruby zealot]

good watching the launch rn you?

[drowsy bridge]

True!! I love watching the RS-25 static tests

[queen hinge]

Same while playing ultrakill

[ruby zealot]

can i send you something i dont have image perms

[drowsy bridge]

The shock diamonds 🤤

[drowsy bridge]

Sure!

[languid grove]

Meow meow

[ruby zealot]

i agree

[ruby zealot]

CLOVE!

[fossil quail]

urgh jimmy

[nimble spruce]

I am quite fond of Ultrakill

[indigo hull]

This thing was born on a Dublin street wasn't it?

[minor blaze]

there's nothing more evil than trying to find a ping from a buncha servers with fake pings

[north nova]

I deadass couldn't even tell the ping came from there

I thought the real ping was the fake ping because of the fake ping

[stiff seal]

I had image perms before and now I don’t what is this L

Bro I have image perms role and don’t have image perms

[coral tulip]

Heelooooo

[verbal anchor]

Clover!!

[drowsy bridge]

The RS-25 engines are so cool

[coral tulip]

I would be surprised if they did, i dont think that tapirs have a natural population in Ireland

[coral tulip]

Haiii

[verbal anchor]

Haiii

[indigo hull]

still long to visit the auld country

[tribal timber]

i havent checked on anything related to this server for a minute but does jimmy still have normal hair

[red cobalt]

No

[indigo hull]

no he has infinite bacon but no bacon

[midnight sun]

I heard you like pings. So I put a real ping, on top of your fake ping, so you can get more ping per ping

[verbal anchor]

You!:)

[woven flicker]

Dandelion

[exotic ibex]

Alright, who put the ping on the discord icon? I loathe you

[queen hinge]

Me!

[verbal anchor]

Wha

[verbal anchor]

Hai:)

[queen hinge]

Halloo

[zinc frigate]

[kindred dome]

bro undyed his hair

[woven flicker]

Hru?

[verbal anchor]

Happy

Wbuu

[woven flicker]

Tired

[indigo hull]

im getting an overdose of pink here

[verbal anchor]

Nuh uh

[upbeat copper]

Pink

[mystic path]

plot twist: Jimmy didn't dye his hair. it's just Ai

[verbal anchor]

You!

[upbeat copper]

Sup

[verbal anchor]

The sky

[indigo hull]

the sky is green and the grass is blue

[upbeat copper]

Figured

[upbeat copper]

April fools

[fossil quail]

The bheese is on the curger

[tight sage]

Egg

[sharp geyser]

this stupid ping icon at the servers icon annoys me, i think its a ping but its not

[indigo hull]

beer

[verbal anchor]

Chat. Im gonna say the shit word

[sharp geyser]

domer

[verbal anchor]

Shit

[indigo hull]

barm

[exotic ibex]

And your mom is chartreuse ✋🙂‍↕️

[upbeat copper]

I'm gonna say a bad word to you

[verbal anchor]

Wha

[upbeat copper]

April fools

[verbal anchor]

:0

[indigo hull]

bad wird

[ruby zealot]

ARIE!!!!! hru

[sharp geyser]

the sun is purple and thanos is yellow

[upbeat copper]

Awful, wbu

[verbal anchor]

Go to bed already

[ruby zealot]

damn that sucks im watching the launch

[upbeat copper]

Cool

[ruby zealot]

nyo

[verbal anchor]

Of?

[exotic ibex]

Gubernatorial

[upper matrix]

i fell for it

[ruby zealot]

Artemis 2

[verbal anchor]

I see

[ruby zealot]

eye c

[indigo hull]

I FUCKING LOVE being purple

[exotic ibex]

Phone guy 🫵

[sharp geyser]

invncible wobbly animation!

[upbeat copper]

[title card]

[ruby zealot]

that shit isnt even relevant to my investigation

also yellow gummybear wheres your eye

[indigo hull]

mellow my yellow

[modern elbow]

Yellow

[exotic ibex]

If it’s brown, let it mellow

[sharp geyser]

im gonna brown!

[twin lake]

[exotic ibex]

[languid grove]

What kind of joke is this??

[exotic ibex]

I DONT KNOW

[upbeat copper]

Racially motivated one

[indigo hull]

the Riflemen of Quatre Bras

[exotic ibex]

I am motivated to race

[languid grove]

Uh huh

Maybe don’t make racist jokes next time

[indigo hull]

i sentence you to McDonalds Sprite

[languid grove]

[indigo hull]

not you

[exotic ibex]

[sharp geyser]

so whats the diffrence between toilet paper and curtain?

[ruby zealot]

silly car

[ruby zealot]

i dont know

[upbeat copper]

Honk honk

[ruby zealot]

EY IM WALKING HERE

[zinc frigate]

[sharp geyser]

SO YOU WERE THE ONE WHO WHIPED THERE ASS ON THE CURTAINS!!!

[languid grove]

I wasn’t reacting to you

[ruby zealot]

silly spring

[lapis thunder]

Bees.

[upbeat copper]

Forgettaboutit

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[ruby zealot]

into the SpringLily213 (Aero) launcher you go

[zinc frigate]

You

[upbeat copper]

Wsp

[indigo hull]

Aerosol

[zinc frigate]

You’re the lady autumn told me to use this on

[uncut briar]

Aristotle

[zinc frigate]

[indigo hull]

my man

[upbeat copper]

Ah thanks

[languid grove]

Meow

[indigo hull]

meow but evil

[zinc frigate]

Meow :3

[teal crag]

I quite despise the server pfp, for I have been fooled

[upbeat copper]

Bark

[zinc abyss]

it's a fake notification for April fools huh on the server icon

[uncut briar]

Another one

[keen inlet]

Not that fuckin April fools shit

[ruby zealot]

hampters dont bark

[upbeat copper]

I'm not a hamster I'm a Pomeranian

[zinc frigate]

Another one for the count

[ruby zealot]

trees do

[strong sequoia]

Heyoo

[zinc frigate]

[zinc abyss]

lol

[clear zinc]

Glad Jimmy is alive from that really spicy ramen xD

[upbeat copper]

[indigo hull]

and the addled abstract of being

[ruby zealot]

what if I just...

there

ice cream tub on your head

[uncut briar]

Steve harvey

[indigo hull]

i live near where he was born

[brisk shard]

Boo

[uncut briar]

🤯

[zinc frigate]

I can see why autumn is so happy to be your friend

[ruby zealot]

AAHHHHHHHH

[brisk shard]

Be afraid!

[upbeat copper]

Stop or I'll actually cry

[ruby zealot]

spring can i send you something funny?

[exotic ibex]

Cortisol

[languid grove]

You’re autism

[zinc frigate]

Sure

[brisk shard]

Wait thats me too

[uncut briar]

Oh i get it, autumn and spring

[zinc frigate]

Nuh uh I’m Lily, autumns taking a break today

[river brook]

[uncut briar]

Wheres summer and winter

[jade sail]

new jimmy vid lets gooo

[upbeat copper]

Right here

[indigo hull]

triple dedede

[plucky garden]

Heeellooo

[zinc frigate]

Winters doing her own thing and summers at work :3

[uncut briar]

Wear

[exotic ibex]

New Himmel vod lets go

[river brook]

[zinc frigate]

Wear what? I already have clothes on

[river brook]

[topaz flax]

Dude I swear to god, My goofy ahh genuinely just got caught lacking by that fake notification logo on the server pfp

[verbal anchor]

Sleep

[zinc frigate]

Another one for the tally

[river brook]

[upbeat copper]

I have the same name as Julius Caesar's mom

[exotic ibex]

A propeller hat, a comically large lollipop, a striped colored shirt, and whimsical shorts with suspenders

[topaz flax]

NOOOOOOO

[brisk shard]

Mother?

[river brook]

[indigo hull]

another one bites the dust you could say...

[zinc frigate]

No I gotta make some phone calls for autumn then go into work

[indigo hull]

[zinc frigate]

Whimsical

[ruby zealot]

chat i have something to tell you

[upbeat copper]

Btw they added me to afk arena

[sleek hill]

wait did jimmy change the picture of the thing to make it look like we had a notification again

[verbal anchor]

Nuh uh

[brisk shard]

Im not nosy enough to search up Julius Ceasar's mother's name just to find out ur name

[frank sinew]

did you die???

[ruby zealot]

im secretly a sentient pencil

[ruby zealot]

not yet

[plain terrace]

last april fools day I fell for the fake notif joke like 20 times

[frank sinew]

damn

[exotic ibex]

Whimsy

[river brook]

[plain terrace]

it's already happened twice in the matter of 9 seconds

[uncut briar]

My God, nearly a hundred people fell for it 😭

[fleet radish]

I just did lol

[indigo hull]

quantum physics if it was-

[ruby zealot]

you just love it to hate on me dont you?

[river brook]

[brisk shard]

What about quantum mentals

[uncut briar]

Barf

I mean bart

[brisk shard]

Domer

[indigo hull]

mango jerry

[upbeat copper]

You won't believe what just happened (like 2 years ago)

[fleet radish]

Yes

[uncut briar]

shut 😔🙏

[indigo hull]

hehe, Uruguay

[verbal anchor]

How'd you know!?

[frank sinew]

in the summertime when the weather is hot, you can stretch right up and touch the skyy

[zinc frigate]

First call done wasn’t all that bad

[zinc frigate]

Huh

[upbeat copper]

They added me to afk arena fr

[zinc frigate]

Dang you caught me

[narrow atlas]

Uhhggg it burns whenever I drink

[zinc frigate]

WOOAAG
I’m talking with a super cool and awesome celebrity

[upbeat copper]

Yeah look it up it's literally me frfr

[indigo hull]

i've got a good joke

[narrow atlas]

Maybe eating a whole container of leek dip was a poor idea

[frozen laurel]

Hello

[indigo hull]

an Irishman walks out of a bar

[narrow atlas]

Howdy

[verbal anchor]

Does it start with knock knock

[verbal anchor]

Illumi!

[indigo hull]

🔼

[frozen laurel]

Hey

[narrow atlas]

That’s like starting with “a dog barks”

[indigo hull]

exactly

[grizzled coral]

the server icon changed
jokes on him, i have light mode enabled purely to piss off people

[frank sinew]

grunkle stunkle wins the funkle bunkle

[upbeat copper]

Wtf..

[olive girder]

hi

[uncut briar]

😭??

[golden wave]

Bleep bloop

[frank sinew]

bro why do you have my name 💔

[olive girder]

?

[frozen laurel]

You

[uncut briar]

Dyslexia 🥀

[upbeat copper]

Hi illumi

[frank sinew]

my name is jude 💔

[olive girder]

Judelow. The Minecraft youtuber

[golden wave]

Bleeeeep blop bloop zip zap.

[frozen laurel]

How are you doing

[frank sinew]

ooohh

[indigo hull]

this is glorpshit

[zinc frigate]

Gosh I’m such an adult, calling people for things instead of having my parents do it

[uncut briar]

Belligol

[olive girder]

JUDE IS THAT YOU??? 🤯

[upbeat copper]

I feel like shit, wbu

[elfin plover]

JUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!

[frank sinew]

naur 💔

[uncut briar]

🥀

[olive girder]

Sharplow ❤️‍🩹

[frozen laurel]

That's no fun, I'm at the gym right now

[upbeat copper]

Cool

[frozen laurel]

So pretty okay

[olive girder]

Sharplow

[neat lantern]

chat i got my learners today

[elfin plover]

can i get some icecream

[zinc frigate]

Time to prepare for work :3

[haughty imp]

Hhhhhh the Red 1 got me

[neat lantern]

bNO SLURS IN CHAT

[uncut briar]

Aurelia, youre Scottish right

[upbeat copper]

[upbeat copper]

Yes

[verbal anchor]

Shut up

[olive girder]

Only a spoonful

[uncut briar]

Do you have males in your family

[upbeat copper]

Yes

[neat lantern]

no filthy J*b havers in this chat

[haughty imp]

Donkey

[golden wave]

I just laid in my bed and it was so cold 🥹

[uncut briar]

So do you happen to know who Scott mc tominey is?

[verbal anchor]

Can you shut the fuck up

[neat lantern]

i hate empl*yed ppl

[indigo hull]

"1 message hidden from likely spammer." 💔

[upbeat copper]

Sounds familiar

[neat lantern]

you cannot make me

[uncut briar]

Hmm

[neat lantern]

i am too happy today to not ragebait people

[golden wave]

Im so tired.

[gritty temple]

Chill

[indigo hull]

you are the fool of april

[humble isle]

Discord automatically filters messages now??

[neat lantern]

no i got my learners permit and passed college

[uncut briar]

Chezburg

[zinc frigate]

[humble isle]

What is this 1984 shit

[golden wave]

Im tired...

[indigo hull]

Jorjor wel

[upbeat copper]

You seem very familiar somehow I can't place my finger on it

[zinc frigate]

I’m excited to do my April fools joke for the kids at work

[zinc frigate]

Autumn hydro sent me :3

[golden wave]

Does anyone know what could help me sleep?

[upbeat copper]

I see

[uncut briar]

Do a backflip as the joke

[burnt basin]

PINK

[upbeat copper]

Very much

[burnt basin]

SO MUCH PINK

[errant solar]

boowomp

[strong sequoia]

Hi everyonee

[golden wave]

Hello

[strong sequoia]

Um awake

[uncut briar]

Chezburg

[zinc frigate]

Nah I got a backwards cap and sunglasses on and am gonna pretend to be cool while using outdated slang and brainrot but just so wrong

[burnt basin]

MY EYES

[indigo hull]

Hambourg

[uncut briar]

Thats quite good actually

[indigo hull]

that immediately gave me the picture of Fred Durst for some reason

[golden wave]

Owie. Laying on my stomach hurts like A LOT

[indigo hull]

sorry if thats offensive in any way it was not my intention

[upbeat copper]

I'm gonna go to sleep gn chat.

[queen hinge]

What’s good y’all!

[uncut briar]

Says the praying mantis

[golden wave]

^^

[queen hinge]

Goodnight!

[uncut briar]

Bye bye

[golden wave]

Im like in the background of the chat.

[uncut briar]

🤯

[indigo hull]

me when i drop a nuclear bomb on my brain

[uncut briar]

Who reacted that😭

[verbal anchor]

The Sky!

[indigo hull]

except Ozone

that stuff is toxic to humans

[uncut briar]

😭😭😭

[gritty temple]

Jelly be careful if you spam react it’ll take your perms away

[indigo hull]

-# someone is gonna lose their react perms lmao

[golden wave]

Okay

[reef zealot]

Brotha about to get smited

[gritty temple]

[reef zealot]

[verbal anchor]

Tiffany!!!

[reef zealot]

Hai

[golden wave]

Just so you know im like half asleep

[uncut briar]

Chezburg

[queen hinge]

My girl!

[gritty temple]

Eepy sleeby

[olive girder]

20th time falling for the pfp

✌️

[indigo hull]

banished to the eeby deeby

[verbal anchor]

Thats me

[uncut briar]

🥀

[golden wave]

I dont snore at all too

[indigo hull]

that was also one of Macaulay Culkin's better movies

[olive girder]

I almost didn't fall for it again.

[queen hinge]

No clue who that is

[indigo hull]

Kevin from Home Alone 1 and 2?

[golden wave]

I cant sleep.

[verbal anchor]

You dont!?

[indigo hull]

his full legal name is Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin

[verbal anchor]

Im gonna have to teach my love who he is

[queen hinge]

Oh

[indigo hull]

Macaulay Culkin is his middle name

[queen hinge]

The actor of kevin oh my bad i didn’t know his actual name

[golden wave]

Ima pass the hell out.

[indigo hull]

his younger brother Kieran was in the original Scott Pilgrim movie

[queen hinge]

Yeah Wallace

[golden wave]

Why my Kandi stretchy as hell? 😭

[queen hinge]

Or no idk anymore lmfao

[indigo hull]

you're right lol

[woven flicker]

Bleh

[queen hinge]

Okay yeah yeah

[golden wave]

Bloop?

[indigo hull]

glorpshit

[neat lantern]

sour fcucking fab is a shitty flavour

[golden wave]

Zip.

[versed notch]

Omg the ping got me

[verbal anchor]

Add it to the list lol

[olive girder]

I fell for it again

[indigo hull]

you fell for the rat trap?

[verbal anchor]

To the list you go

[olive girder]

24th time yay

[indigo hull]

yeah that cheese looks good too

[inner topaz]

So, is the little red one on the sever icon there because of April fools or is discord buggin'?

[craggy ravine]

Add me 😔 🙏

[verbal anchor]

And you are?

[indigo hull]

we are going to throw rocks at you bro

[craggy ravine]

Sawdogo I’ve been here for a min and I’ve submitted a few videos

[verbal anchor]

But do i know you?

[torn elbow]

Hello chat

[sage elm]

Steve Minecraft and jonesy fortnight die in endgame

[verbal anchor]

Nooooo

[craggy ravine]

Not fr I was talking about to the list I feel for the ragebait

[craggy ravine]

What did I do

[arctic harbor]

WHO'S TERRIBLE EDITING ADDED THAT HORRIBLLY FAKE PING

hi

[indigo hull]

yours

[arctic harbor]

FUCK

[verbal anchor]

Oh. I thought you meant like friend request

[brisk shard]

Someone fell for it huh

[indigo hull]

same lmao my fault

[urban valve]

faut

[arctic harbor]

faut

[indigo hull]

breaking your ribs /j

[verbal anchor]

Faut

[craggy ravine]

Nah that’s bot behavior right there 😔 🙏

[arctic harbor]

faut

thats crazy

[arctic harbor]

bro really said faut

[mint tapir]

such a pregnant fake ping

[arctic harbor]

wait, jimmy's hair became white?

[torn elbow]

I’m pretty sure everyone fell for it at some point

[languid grove]

Yeah, from the stress

[arctic harbor]

unc

[languid grove]

And age

[verbal anchor]

Hai Rika!

[brisk shard]

Jimmy is 46 so

[languid grove]

Hallo

[mint tapir]

I have spent 8 hours passivly clicking the server

[verbal anchor]

Hruu

[torn elbow]

[brisk shard]

Ive seen it too many times now

[torn elbow]

Well this is my first April fools on this server so I did fool me at first

[dry rock]

i got reverse pranked

[indigo hull]

mmmSOOP

[dry rock]

i saw the ping and thought "thats not real" and it was real

[keen hedge]

I’m thinking abt becoming a sturgeon

[dry rock]

STAY BACK

[keen hedge]

Idk tho it seems expensive

[dry rock]

rika sad news

[mint tapir]

well i clicked one time and there was one but then the dang ping would not go away

[dry rock]

u are no longer a rat

[narrow atlas]

GRAAAAAHG

[indigo hull]

It rhymes with Grug

[rotund mason]

What happened, Mr. Priest?

[verbal anchor]

Screams probably

[narrow atlas]

Just had a stressful game for the wrong reasons

[rotund mason]

I see, care to tell?

[narrow atlas]

Haven’t played the tactical class in months. First game back on him, and I go 16-0

[upbeat copper]

Esidisi what the frick are you doing in my comfort server

[rotund mason]

Ah, ah, ah! I am not Esidisi, I am John!

[languid grove]

What’s up?

[upbeat copper]

Sureeee I know an esidisi when I see one

[languid grove]

[narrow atlas]

My nerves go on edge when I do shit like that since my ego demands perfection

[twin reef]

🦍

[dry sphinx]

april the fools

[twin reef]

Golira

[dry rock]

Ur no longer a rat

[languid grove]

You’re a rat

[upbeat copper]

Alr gn again folks

[dry rock]

No I'm soup

[indigo hull]

Bortle

[rotund mason]

You speak of lies...

[upbeat copper]

❌

[dry sphinx]

Yes and no

[twin reef]

PI You
Are you okay?

Chatgpt
conputer

[dry rock]

And by rat I mean when I turned u into a rat in pressure it was a collab skin

[indigo hull]

My son Bortle Sinclair

[rotund mason]

Yes you do, Ms. Aurelia!

[verbal anchor]

Chat i love my girlfriend ( @queen hinge boo)

[dry rock]

But the creator of the collab did a fucky uppy

[twin reef]

Har har har,har har har har har har hart

[dry rock]

I love my wife @glass geode

[queen hinge]

Oh you😊
What’s good:>

[indigo hull]

Sending you to the Super Scary Labyrinth of Fear

[verbal anchor]

The sky

[queen hinge]

My brother is coming to my place with mcdonalds :>

[verbal anchor]

Yay!

[indigo hull]

McRolands

[dry rock]

She responded

I'm laughing so hard