general

[red cobalt]

OWO

[ruby zealot]

hi tiff happy trans visibility day

[indigo hull]

The word Flanders is one of things that has wildly different meanings

To some it implies the guy from the Simpsons

To others it was the hellscape of World War 1

[graceful phoenix]

i want to use a headphone jack as a vinyl needle

for no other reason than funny

[ruby zealot]

...

[indigo hull]

How does that work?

[graceful phoenix]

probably terribly

but headphone jacks do kind of have the needle shape on em

oh DAYUM pacific punch is a good flavor

[upbeat copper]

I feel so much better

I just got off a call with my son

[bleak warren]

????

[upbeat copper]

Adopted

[ruby zealot]

...

[graceful phoenix]

sometimes i forget that the people in this server arent all in a similar age group to myself

and that there are people who have whole families

[upbeat copper]

IM LITERALLY 18 MOTHERFUCKER

[bleak warren]

i'm 30 and i don't even talk to my family

[ruby zealot]

arie what?

[upbeat copper]

I have an adopted son

[graceful phoenix]

now im even more confused

[upbeat copper]

I HAVE AN ADOPTED SON

[ruby zealot]

like actually?

[coral token]

18, with a son, in this economy?

[upbeat copper]

Yes

[plucky garden]

What should I draw my OCs doing today?

[upbeat copper]

Indeed

[ruby zealot]

poor you

[bleak warren]

1. how 2) why are you calling him, does he not live with you 3) why have you not mentioned this before

[ruby zealot]

for 2 im guessing hes in scotland

[upbeat copper]

he's not legally adopted by me yet but I'm planning to

Once I get back to scotland

[bleak warren]

huh

[indigo hull]

April 1st is in pissing distance tho…

[ruby zealot]

...

[bleak warren]

wait is this an april fools thing

[upbeat copper]

I'm being serious

[graceful phoenix]

I COULD LEGALLY ADOPT A 17 YEAR OLD LMAOOO

[indigo hull]

I’m only theorizing

[upbeat copper]

EXACTLY

[ruby zealot]

i have a idea

[zinc frigate]

It’s not even April yet

[bleak warren]

timezones

[upbeat copper]

It is in australia

[graceful phoenix]

turns out idaho has no age difference requirement between the adopter and adoptee

[ruby zealot]

...

[zinc frigate]

I do know what my April fools will be, maybe gotta decide between 2 of them

[ruby zealot]

rosa i have the most stupid idea ever

[plucky garden]

I gotta wait 1 more h

And some minutes

How is it in the future? Who already has April 1st

[upbeat copper]

I'd explain more in detail about me and my son's situation except it's personal and I don't want to

[stark onyx]

what the...

[graceful phoenix]

california requires a 10 year age difference between the adopter and adoptee (so a 20 year old could adopt at oldest a 10 yr old kid)

[ruby zealot]

command blox!

[ruby zealot]

its fine dw

[graceful phoenix]

but idaho has no such requirement

[upbeat copper]

🫂

[stark onyx]

You have a child???

[ruby zealot]

and plus you would kick my ass

[graceful phoenix]

puppeteer you are getting adopted

[ruby zealot]

im scared of you

[upbeat copper]

Yes and I will not elaborate further

[jade sail]

neither does michigan

[upbeat copper]

I COULD but I wouldnt

[ruby zealot]

...it could work if my parents were okay with it

[stark onyx]

Ok no problem, just didn't expect that

Idk why I didnt

[ruby zealot]

oh happy trans visibility day!

[rose vector]

[zinc frigate]

Wait a son? Human or pet?

[upbeat copper]

Human

[indigo hull]

Human

[zinc frigate]

WTF YOU A MOM??

[coral token]

This is a crazy development

[indigo hull]

Indeed

[upbeat copper]

I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU I HAD A SON

[bleak warren]

i still don't completely understand and something feels strange/off about this but

[brisk pasture]

UR A MOM?

[zinc frigate]

YOU NEVA DID GIRL CONGRATS

[upbeat copper]

If you'd like I can explain in detail in dm's, the situation is a little personal and I don't wanna talk about it here

[coral token]

YOU NEVER SAID THE WORD SON BEFORE THIS

😭

[upbeat copper]

Son I'm crine

[indigo hull]

I do believe this is why

[coral token]

except for jokes

[upbeat copper]

No wtf..

[zinc frigate]

No

[bleak warren]

i feel like it's probably none of my business

[brisk pasture]

Mb

[coral token]

no thanks

[zinc frigate]

Not a joke to make

[stark onyx]

You're... NOT the father! 😭

[bleak warren]

what in the actual fuck

[brisk pasture]

I just got here so idk what's going on

[upbeat copper]

If it would clear things up for you I would gladly tell you

[zinc frigate]

Aurelia talking about her kid
Like her actual kid my guy

[brisk pasture]

Ohhhh

I am so sorry for that terrible joke

[upbeat copper]

Not by blood

[coral token]

son i'm krill

[upbeat copper]

[indigo hull]

One in a krillion

[zinc frigate]

I mean I figured as much but still your kid

[upbeat copper]

Yes

[graceful phoenix]

🧅 sonion, im crunion🧅

[upbeat copper]

Very much still my son

And I would give the world for him

[indigo hull]

Sobber even

[ruby zealot]

W arie

[zinc frigate]

I had no idea you had a son

[brisk pasture]

That's actually wholesome.

[indigo hull]

Earning the gold with this one

[graceful phoenix]

i think we should probably just say congrats to aurelia and leave it at that

[upbeat copper]

I'm sorry for not telling you I've had a son for a while now

[graceful phoenix]

(sorry for assuming you were like 30 btw)

[upbeat copper]

No worries man

[zinc frigate]

True I don’t wanna make her uncomfortable about it

[upbeat copper]

Thank you

[jade sail]

i wish you and your son the best!

[upbeat copper]

Ty ty

[zinc frigate]

Same here, I know you’ll take great care of him

[upbeat copper]

WHY ARE YOU GUYS (and gals) SO SWEET

[restive topaz]

domain expansion 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[ruby zealot]

Because we care about you

[jade sail]

hope he's enrolled in school and stuff

[upbeat copper]

He is

[jade sail]

gotta get the education

[upbeat copper]

YOU FREAKING SWEETIE PIE

[indigo hull]

We are also secretly made of candy

[zinc frigate]

I mean I literally have a surplus of sugar in my blood rn id hope im sweet

[proper gyro]

I missed the YLYL entries...

[ruby zealot]

ACK!

[upbeat copper]

[graceful phoenix]

im glad i got mine in (and approved)

[ruby zealot]

Shhh don't reveal our secret

[graceful phoenix]

now i just gotta hope it makes it in the playlist

[upbeat copper]

I found out when I freaking ATE YOU

[ruby zealot]

AHHH MY ARM

[indigo hull]

The Gummy person oligarchy will rule all

[upbeat copper]

[graceful phoenix]

SHES ON A RAMPAGE

[jade sail]

ze bluetooth devise is ready to peir

[zinc frigate]

[graceful phoenix]

all my fellow candy-persons, scatter!

[restive topaz]

why are most of the emojis and stickers here not funny at all

[upbeat copper]

I am now silly mama

[indigo hull]

Because you have a terrible sense of humor

[graceful phoenix]

when the hell was the jimmy soyjak sticker added

[bleak warren]

what do you consider funny?

[proper gyro]

no idea

[restive topaz]

i dunno

[zinc frigate]

I just have to swap 2 letters from ma’am around miss girly pretty ma’am

[restive topaz]

i mean i GUESS bro

[upbeat copper]

I strongly disagree

[upbeat copper]

[brisk pasture]

Hey I'm back

[restive topaz]

i like this one

[indigo hull]

Hi back I’m Glaggleman

[upbeat copper]

Yeah that one is tuff

[brisk pasture]

Mods vaporize glaggle

[bleak warren]

people who say tuff having kids

that's it i'm too old for this world

[brisk pasture]

You can't be that old smudge

Right?

[restive topaz]

are you 90

[bleak warren]

30

[zinc frigate]

[upbeat copper]

Young for a dragon

[restive topaz]

aunt

[upbeat copper]

[bleak warren]

yes i am very aunt

[brisk pasture]

My parents are like 48

[restive topaz]

that’s ok tho

[indigo hull]

Almost a whole decade younger than my own parents 💀

[restive topaz]

you are tuff smudgious

[ruby zealot]

Thats so young

[brisk pasture]

Nah they're OLD

[graceful phoenix]

fellas, it's gonna be wild in like 10 years when we all are actually like in our late 20s to 30s and we see the teens start joining this server

[indigo hull]

I’m 19 this year

[ruby zealot]

My parents are 50-54

[indigo hull]

Both my parents will be 39 this year

[graceful phoenix]

my dad is almost 60

[upbeat copper]

That's if this server is still even relevant

[brisk pasture]

Same

[ruby zealot]

True

[graceful phoenix]

the jimmy is eternal

[ruby zealot]

Youngling

[jade sail]

im 18 im a fetus

[brisk pasture]

FACK YOY

MY MOM SAYS IM OLD

[upbeat copper]

I'm 18 with a kid..

[ruby zealot]

IF 18 IS A FETUS I'M UNBORN

I DON'T EXIST

[brisk pasture]

IF UR UNBORN THEN IM NON EXISTANTER

[woven flicker]

Tiff

[jade sail]

a twinkle in your mom's eye

[upbeat copper]

[ruby zealot]

No that's anii

[indigo hull]

WHAT

[graceful phoenix]

being in college is crazy because wdym im friends with a 34 year old here but also I still have friends from high school that are like 15

[woven flicker]

Aurelia

[upbeat copper]

Yeah wsp

[indigo hull]

Omar

[jade sail]

i genuinely pray for you

[woven flicker]

🫳🍪

[restive topaz]

i am 0 years old
still designing my character

[woven flicker]

Hru

[brisk pasture]

Don't joke about that

[upbeat copper]

I've got 2 loving boyfriends who are gonna help out with the money so I think I'm actually pretty set

[indigo hull]

You go

[brisk pasture]

Thoughts and prayers

[restive topaz]

“i am 0 years old” ah yes how believable

[jade sail]

support network pog

[brisk pasture]

No acc

[bleak warren]

oh dang, 3 parents, kid gets an extra gift every birthday/christmas

[upbeat copper]

[brisk pasture]

I've seen people get shot by the mods bc of that joke

[ruby zealot]

I gonna say random things everyday:
I SURE HOPE I DON'T BREAK MY ARM!

[restive topaz]

i just said i’m 16

[upbeat copper]

Yuppers

[woven flicker]

Smudge

[bleak warren]

veemo

[woven flicker]

🍪

[bleak warren]

thank you

[woven flicker]

Hru

[jade sail]

i wish i was born in the year 2000 that would make calculating my age so much easier

[bleak warren]

i feel good, it's much warmer today than it has been in a while. i actually WENT OUTSIDE

[pallid socket]

Happy trans day of visibility

[upbeat copper]

Are you 08 or 07

[brisk pasture]

Why tf is goodwill pinging me

[upbeat copper]

Thank you

[pallid socket]

I hope im visible in all my snakegender glory

[woven flicker]

Aspen

[graceful phoenix]

jokes about being in the range of 6-12 are believable enough for mods to not wanna take a chance but joking about being a literal newborn or not even being born? cmon.

[jade sail]

2007

[bleak warren]

i went outside today, so i was visible!

[worthy trellis]

Cause you are good n stuff

[indigo hull]

I’m an 07

[woven flicker]

Nice

[jade sail]

im as old as the iPhone

[brisk pasture]

Far from that

[pallid socket]

Yeah

[upbeat copper]

Older than me

[ruby zealot]

Ancient

[woven flicker]

🍪

[worthy trellis]

Valid

[ruby zealot]

Hi Aspen!

[woven flicker]

Like Omar

[bleak warren]

Veemo the cookie giver

[indigo hull]

And I have the knowledge to prove it

[woven flicker]

Stinky Omar

[graceful phoenix]

unc (2008 18 here)

[ruby zealot]

YOU ARE OMAR

[upbeat copper]

Same here

[pallid socket]

Actually I hate that someone coined the term snakegender but it isn’t actually “a gender related to snakes”

When I use it it’s gender related to snakes

[bleak warren]

i might be dragongender then

[pallid socket]

Haiii

[jade sail]

POG SO AM I

[graceful phoenix]

nah cuz wdym im most likely older than you (my birthday is in the first few days of the year)

[indigo hull]

Somewhat comparable to that of Emperor Norton I of the United States

[upbeat copper]

I'm 1/15/08

[indigo hull]

Bro didn’t fit in with anything else so he became the first and only US Emperor

[graceful phoenix]

1/04/08 here

[upbeat copper]

Old

[indigo hull]

6/01/07

[ruby zealot]

Proud 03/02/09 or 02/03/09 for my Americans

[indigo hull]

Literal first day of Pride Month

[bleak warren]

happy birthgay

[jade sail]

09/25/07 so you're slightly older than me

[indigo hull]

Two months away

[ruby zealot]

And for Thales you could say happy gayday

[indigo hull]

You can say it then lmao

[brisk pasture]

5/12/2009

[ruby zealot]

Syno why the name change

[upbeat copper]

I've been in America for so long that I've started using the American date thingy

[ruby zealot]

NO

[graceful phoenix]

Remember: older than yourself = unc, younger than yourself = little kid

[brisk pasture]

To mess with someone

[ruby zealot]

yes I agree...unc

[upbeat copper]

Unc

[indigo hull]

Sorry about that

[ruby zealot]

Auntie

[upbeat copper]

[bleak warren]

as an american, i wish everything was metric. makes WAY more sense.

[upbeat copper]

Yknow what I'm alright with that

[indigo hull]

When I write for alternate history I typically go with d/m/y

It’s easier to read

[ruby zealot]

missile coming my way

[upbeat copper]

Millimeters, centimeters, meters, kilometers

[indigo hull]

Especially when I have pages of stuff regarding fake peace treaties and wars

[bleak warren]

everything is by tens! and meanwhile what the fuck are we even doing

[reef zealot]

awa

[zinc frigate]

I think meters makes more sense but Fahrenheit makes more sense

[upbeat copper]

The American metric system got me fucked up

[indigo hull]

We fucked up by calling it the imperial system in the first place

That alone doesn’t even make sense

[indigo hull]

The US broke away from an Empire so why call it the Imperial System?

[ruby zealot]

Time to shower because I'm stinky like OMAR
OMAR YOU STINKER

[jade sail]

imma go get my phone switched

[ruby zealot]

Hi hotpot...again

[upbeat copper]

That's not nice

[bleak warren]

it's also hardly an empire if only two countries use it

[zinc frigate]

How is it hard to understand 12 inches makes a foot, 3 feet makes a yard, and 5280 feet makes a mile

[ruby zealot]

Arie... Wanna know something so stupid?

[indigo hull]

Tbf the US itself became an empire pretty much in the 19th century

[upbeat copper]

[upbeat copper]

Sure

[indigo hull]

In terms of land gains

[zinc frigate]

It’s so simple and not at all a random jumble of numbers

[bleak warren]

honestly a lot of states/regions here would make more sense as their own countries

[ruby zealot]

Check gen chat in fiche's server and scroll a little up

[indigo hull]

California Republic is a lie lmao

Only existed for 25 days and was founded for the sole interest of joining the US

[zinc frigate]

The only reason I know a mile being 5280 feet is Denver is a mile off sea level

[bleak warren]

i say just let california and texas be their own countries

and florida

[upbeat copper]

I don't get it

[indigo hull]

Texas and Hawaii have the most solid arguments for nationhood

Next up there would be Vermont

[ruby zealot]

Really?

[upbeat copper]

[bleak warren]

oh yeah, forgot what happened with Hawaii

[coarse notch]

wsp

[bleak warren]

it absolutely should not be a state

and Alaska should be in canada

[ruby zealot]

I've sent it

[pallid socket]

I wish I was just born a snake

[indigo hull]

Tbf if the British had annexed it they would’ve 100% called it Sandwich Islands

[brisk pasture]

Tf happened to hawaii

[indigo hull]

A lot

[bleak warren]

it was its own country before

[indigo hull]

Yeah

[brisk pasture]

My uncle lives there

[indigo hull]

We annexed it the same year of the Spanish-American War

Three years prior American business men went about overthrowing the Hawaiian monarchy

[hasty urchin]

Hola

[brisk pasture]

HOMEEEE

[bleak warren]

i was just thinking, if Hawaii was still its own country, Pearl Harbor wouldn't have happened

[hasty urchin]

SYNO!

[indigo hull]

That entirely depends

There’s a multitude of scenarios of Japan conquering it

Like they did with Korea in 1910

[bleak warren]

they wouldn't have had to attack it to attack us though

[indigo hull]

They still probably would’ve conquered Hawaii as part of their growing imperialism

[bleak warren]

fair enough

i just meant that event itself wouldn't have happened that way, on that day

[indigo hull]

This is true

[upbeat copper]

I'm sleepy again

[plucky garden]

Go to sleep then

[indigo hull]

People always forget about Vermont being its own country at one point

[zinc frigate]

Time to go to work and plan how tf I’m gonna put the word gullible on my works ceiling

[undone cypress]

what

[ruby zealot]

The noodle

[indigo hull]

Yeah Vermont was its own country from 1777 to 1791

[undone cypress]

maybe

[brisk pasture]

Oh fuck idk what to do for April fools

[undone cypress]

I dont feel noodle

[plucky garden]

I have it in my room
And it says gullible on the ceeling

[bleak warren]

it's the one i always forget

[brisk pasture]

I might just put uranium in hydros fridge or smth

[indigo hull]

They had a really dope flag though

[bleak warren]

isn't there a part of north california/south oregon that wanted to become its own state?

[indigo hull]

The Republic was born out of disputed land between New York and New Hampshire

[indigo hull]

The State of Jefferson yeah

West Virginia also could’ve been an entirely different state known as Westsylvania

[bleak warren]

amazing

[indigo hull]

it also consisted of parts of Pennsylvania and Kentucky

(some also forget that both Kentucky and Tennessee were both parts of Virginia and North Carolina respectively)

this didn't last awfully long after the Constitution as Kentucky became a state in 1792 while Tennessee had previously been split from NC to form the Southwest Territory

[languid grove]

Oughh spreading ma toes all over chat

[upbeat copper]

Ewwwww

Tiny toes

[languid grove]

FLIP OFF

[upbeat copper]

[indigo hull]

explodes microwave with uranium

[upbeat copper]

You freaking little lady

[rotund mason]

Home

[thin prairie]

Wrong reply

[thin prairie]

I ment to reply to rika

[indigo hull]

banishing you to Isandlwana

[thin prairie]

Awww damn

[hasty urchin]

Ken

[rotund mason]

How are you?

[hasty urchin]

Doing good just finished classes for today, hru?

[rotund mason]

Nice
Not bad myself

[languid jackal]

limbus company april fools story was literally a fever dream lmao

[hasty urchin]

Blood…

[indigo hull]

there will be bloodshed

[languid jackal]

yea sancho also decided to get wifi and plug it into don quixote for her to snap like that lmao

[bleak warren]

there will be .... SHED

[hasty urchin]

She locked in so fast talking about jussiss and stuff then all of a sudden demon mode

[woven pelican]

hi

[languid grove]

Gehe is ranting to me about ultrakill and it’s so cute

[thin prairie]

ULTRAAAKILLLLL

[bitter thistle]

Hellob chat how is everyboby?

[indigo hull]

trying out these toaster grilled cheese sandwiches i got from my local Dollar Store

[bitter thistle]

🤤🤤🤤

[ruby zealot]

PLAY ULTRAKILL NOW!!!

RAAAAAAAAH

[indigo hull]

ok yeah these are pretty solid

[languid grove]

Why should I do that when my boyfriend will happily walk me through the game with LORE EXPLAINED??

Smh

[verbal anchor]

Go to bed

[ruby zealot]

Lmao I just remembered I played Royal high back then

[languid grove]

Based

[verbal anchor]

The roblox game?

[ruby zealot]

Yes

[verbal anchor]

I played that as well

[thin prairie]

My plan with floob

[verbal anchor]

I needa get Aries to yap about her interests to me more lol

[ruby zealot]

Damn

[ruby zealot]

Did she talk to you about ULTRAKILL?

[queen hinge]

I indeed haven’t

[verbal anchor]

:0 Aries!

[ruby zealot]

HOLY SHIT I SUMMONED HER

[verbal anchor]

Well you can if you want to Luv!

[languid grove]

[queen hinge]

That is true lol

[ruby zealot]

Damn

[indigo hull]

:3

[upbeat copper]

YOU

[verbal anchor]

Me!

[upbeat copper]

Eats you

[verbal anchor]

Gasp

[thin prairie]

Muahaha

[upbeat copper]

April fools!

[ruby zealot]

RAAAAAAHGGGG I'M GOING TO EXPLODE

[indigo hull]

The Fool of April

[ruby zealot]

RAAAAAAAAAAAA

[upbeat copper]

Explodes you with my burp

[languid grove]

I’m learning a lot and I don’t even have to play the game myself

[verbal anchor]

That wont save you from me suing you

[ruby zealot]

Explodes your lawyer

[upbeat copper]

Yoy 🥶

[verbal anchor]

I am my own lawer

[indigo hull]

i call Saul Goodman

[ruby zealot]

Then boom explode

[verbal anchor]

No.

[ruby zealot]

APRIL FOOLS NOOOOO MY ONLY WEAKNESS

[upbeat copper]

You would need an attorney if you wanna sue him

[ruby zealot]

IT'S APRIL NOW

[indigo hull]

not in America lol

[ruby zealot]

yeah you can explode too so you both can be exploded

[indigo hull]

still March 31st here

[upbeat copper]

Wait....

[ruby zealot]

Hmm?

[upbeat copper]

where are you from again

[verbal anchor]

Hell probably

[ruby zealot]

I don't wanna reveal my country of origin but I live in Germany

[upbeat copper]

I see

[ruby zealot]

I c

[upbeat copper]

I'm glad you aren't british

[ruby zealot]

I'm glad too

[verbal anchor]

😭

[ruby zealot]

Nothing against @languid grove and the rest tho

[upbeat copper]

[languid grove]

What

Oh

[ruby zealot]

But don't wanna be British

[upbeat copper]

I'm working on a cure for you don't worry

[indigo hull]

the island next door would agree

[verbal anchor]

Crazy

[buoyant agate]

Hello

[ruby zealot]

The only thing I agree with the... "French"

[verbal anchor]

YOU

[ruby zealot]

Hi goob

[buoyant agate]

Me

[indigo hull]

i mean Ireland lmao

[ruby zealot]

Is England fucking sucks!!!

[verbal anchor]

Haiii

[ruby zealot]

I know

[buoyant agate]

Hello :3

[verbal anchor]

Hruu

[buoyant agate]

Hello

[ruby zealot]

HRU?

[indigo hull]

WAIT EASTER RISING ANNIVERSARY FUCK

TOTALLY FORGOT THATS IN APRIL THIS YEAR

[buoyant agate]

Im doing okay, thinking about making a character, an antagonist, and then make a story where the protagonist has to catch the antagonist before they finish their plan, how about you? You too @ruby zealot

[verbal anchor]

Im very happy:)

[ruby zealot]

Doing good gonna take a shower soon might start watching a new series and play Minecraft thanks for asking

[indigo hull]

the 24th of April marks the 110th annivarsy of the Easter Rising's start

[verbal anchor]

:0 its my happiness

[ruby zealot]

Okay cya soon chat! Have a amazing day, evening or night!
๑•͈ᴗ•͈๑

[queen hinge]

Cya twin

[verbal anchor]

Have fun youngling

[ruby zealot]

THIS AIN'T OPPOSITE DAY

[ruby zealot]

AWWWWWWW

[upbeat copper]

He's just a little guy

[ruby zealot]

FUCK I WANT A KITTY NOW

[ruby zealot]

RRRRRRAAAAAAAAGHHHHH

[indigo hull]

sometimes I wonder what would've happened if Napoleon invaded Ireland

instead of Russia

the French First Republic had attempted to send aid to Irish Rebels in 1796 but this expedition failed spectacularly

[verbal anchor]

Ireland would've been attacked and not russia

[indigo hull]

an Invasion of Ireland is an easier way to be a thorn in the side of the British

[jade sail]

imagine being british couldn't be me

[quiet bronze]

Gayming

[ruby zealot]

I'm back

[verbal anchor]

No

[ruby zealot]

Ah damn

[verbal anchor]

Its almost like i can still hear Puppeteer

[ruby zealot]

-# April fools is the one day I'm gone

[elfin abyss]

my dd balance is 963.... argghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

come onnnnn image perms pleaseeeee

[indigo hull]

963

The year Sweyn Forkbeard was born

[indigo hull]

Oh and another fun fact

There was a British Infantry regiment during the Napoleonic Wars known as the Baker Rifles (after the rifles they used)

Otherwise known as the 95th Regiment of Foot

[coral token]

you don't get tired do you

[bleak warren]

aw let him be history man

he ain't hurting anyone

[uncut briar]

“Foot”

[indigo hull]

Speaking of that

Let me whip you the tale of a guy called Thomas Plunket

[uncut briar]

Who’s foot dawg

[bleak warren]

do he plunk it

[uncut briar]

😭??

[indigo hull]

He killed a French general from around 300 meters away so yea close enough

The Baker Rifles were a designated sharpshooter regiment (think snipers but with muskets)

A common firing position was supine (one your back, opposite of prone)

[uncut briar]

Aight bro i think thats enough history for today

[civic raptor]

i went gym

[indigo hull]

It should be noted that the Baker Rifle itself had a rifled barrel, one of the first muskets designed as such

[uncut briar]

Good job or sum idk 🥀

[civic raptor]

ty gng

[upbeat copper]

You know too much

[indigo hull]

Joseph Whitworth would expand on this when he designed the even more precise Whitworth Rifle, though this one never caught on

[coral token]

sloosh

[sonic orchid]

diggity dog

[uncut briar]

🥱

[coral token]

yes, my brain

[indigo hull]

That’s your brain growing with knowledge dingus

[coral token]

some history , fine, but every single damn time i walk in

[uncut briar]

Only real history was the bite of ‘87

[coral token]

bold of you to assume i read anything you say

[upbeat copper]

STOP BEING A FUCKING WIKIPEDIA PAGE

[uncut briar]

😭🙏

[finite cedar]

I had so much buffet food im gonna spit everywhere

[indigo hull]

What buffet food was it?

[uncut briar]

Thats why your name is bleeeeeh

[upbeat copper]

Oh no the bug tummy 😨

[finite cedar]

Pizza and mashed potatoes and a little ice cream

[finite cedar]

[indigo hull]

Epic but also rip

[upbeat copper]

You should hold in that burp... It's not gonna be a burp

[indigo hull]

[ruby zealot]

-# hi chat I'm a ghost now....

[finite cedar]

Im always throwing up in my mouth anyway i’ll be good

[upbeat copper]

[indigo hull]

boo

[upbeat copper]

Silly ghost

[ruby zealot]

-# AHHHHHHHHH!

[indigo hull]

Fuck I’m faded

[finite cedar]

Im bleeeeh

[indigo hull]

Nice to meet you

[languid grove]

No way

[upbeat copper]

The experiments....

[languid grove]

[finite cedar]

Foolish glagglerai, i laced yo shit

[upbeat copper]

[indigo hull]

nah don’t say that I just had a gummy

[ruby zealot]

Glaggle the fader

[upbeat copper]

That sounds really fucking gross...

[indigo hull]

I’m sorry

[ruby zealot]

Okay now you're faded can I ask you some questions?

[upbeat copper]

Not like that I meant It sounds like physically disgusting

Taste wise

[indigo hull]

It’s a euphemism for smoking weed out a bowl

[finite cedar]

I just saw a guy fuck up an electric box with his stupid truck and just leave it parked there

[upbeat copper]

I would not know that as I do not partake in getting high

[indigo hull]

[ruby zealot]

Yo arie can I send you a pic of a t-shirt I bought?

[upbeat copper]

Always! 🫂

[ruby zealot]

[swift ivy]

Hi I'm new

[indigo hull]

I’ve had people near me try to steal copper out of power cables

[ruby zealot]

I think a lot of people do that

[swift ivy]

What?

[urban valve]

Blehdhhshebebr

[indigo hull]

Sternum

[ruby zealot]

Yo rib GUESS WHO'S BACK?!?!

[swift ivy]

Kawasaki Ninja H2R

[finite cedar]

You do not need a truck that does not fit in a parking space. Especially if you cannot drive and hit every obstacle

[urban valve]

I saw yesterday I was lurking

[ruby zealot]

Oh damn

[indigo hull]

What were you gonna ask bro

[uncut briar]

Dora the creator pfp

[swift ivy]

What

[urban valve]

I’ve always hated Dora

[indigo hull]

Bro doesn’t even know his own pfp 😭

[uncut briar]

Tyler the explora

[swift ivy]

How i thought you got offended form my pfp

[uncut briar]

Nah i love Tyler

[indigo hull]

I think that was English

[uncut briar]

Not like that

[swift ivy]

you swing like that

[finite cedar]

I giggled

[uncut briar]

Im straight gng🥀

[swift ivy]

Na he swing like that

[upbeat copper]

Why are you so freaking silly I love it

[indigo hull]

The silliness spreads

[unreal kiln]

WE swing like that

[uncut briar]

🥀

[twin holly]

@marsh ibex nan

[finite cedar]

I think its mostly autism. I think i would be a much angrier person without it

[ruby zealot]

Hi peanut

[swift ivy]

I'm new btw

[upbeat copper]

[uncut briar]

Not “we” you dawg

[ruby zealot]

We should all fuse to become a ball of silliness

[indigo hull]

I think that’s why I became Wikipedia

[upbeat copper]

I see and where can I buy some

[unreal kiln]

I speak for EVERYONE here when I saw we ALL swing like that

[finite cedar]

[upbeat copper]

No if I fuse with anyone my silliness will only decrease

[upbeat copper]

Blowing you up

[finite cedar]

Most stores have ibuprofen i think

[ruby zealot]

I'll output your silliness by 4x

[indigo hull]

Stoppable Force vs. Movable Object

[ruby zealot]

Silly beam

[swift ivy]

Ngl I despises who ever name is ian

[indigo hull]

That’s it you don’t get to learn about the New York Highlanders

[bleak warren]

uh oh

watch out ian

[upbeat copper]

Can I have the same experiments run on my brain to make me just as silly

[unreal kiln]

You can get autism if you take 1-2 Tylenol

[ruby zealot]

...landers like...skylanders?

[upbeat copper]

I'll take 8

[indigo hull]

NO LIKE SCOTLAND YOU FOOL

[ruby zealot]

Ian exploded

[finite cedar]

[indigo hull]

[unreal kiln]

That'll kill you almost instantly

[ruby zealot]

WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ME WHILE FADED

[upbeat copper]

Nuh uh I'm a big girl

[indigo hull]

That’s a joke lad

[uncut briar]

Cheese🥀

[ruby zealot]

I know dw

[indigo hull]

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[indigo hull]

James May is that you?

[ruby zealot]

I do that shit too while rose calls me a bitch for 58th time

[uncut briar]

Nah dawg its march not may

[ruby zealot]

Howdy tech! Hru?

[indigo hull]

58th NY Infantry aka the Polish Legion…

[uncut briar]

And i aint james

[narrow atlas]

Bored. Sitting at work waiting for more shit to do
Wbu

[unreal kiln]

Rip James "Mango" May fly high

[ruby zealot]

Took a shower contemplating if should eat chips and play Minecraft

[swift ivy]

He gonna crash

[uncut briar]

Genuinely why me 😔🙏

[indigo hull]

You reversed into the sports lorry

[marsh ibex]

[uncut briar]

shut 😔🙏

[ruby zealot]

Mod

[indigo hull]

Nyo

[bleak warren]

you ok banananer?

[indigo hull]

Have you seen the banana man?

[marsh ibex]

im old and scrolling to find the ping is a chore

[indigo hull]

Tally Hall lads…

[unreal kiln]

There's a notifications button for this reason

If ur on mobile

[marsh ibex]

i found it

[languid grove]

[uncut briar]

Notification sound like it would taste nice

[unreal kiln]

Tally Hall was better when they were called business monkies

[indigo hull]

In the time of chimpanzees that is (ref)

[uncut briar]

Chimpanzini bananini?

[thin prairie]

AAAA

[unreal kiln]

Jschlatt fans don't play about that tally hall

[indigo hull]

Schlatticus Finch

[uncut briar]

Im going to sleep now

[languid grove]

YOU BUTT

[unreal kiln]

Alright have fruitful rest

Haha get it cuz mango is a fruit and his name is mango

[indigo hull]

Man Stand - 🧀

[twin holly]

Look at #photos-and-videos

[ruby zealot]

Hi spider!

[indigo hull]

Remember, play French games, win French prizes

I can’t even keep my eyes open chat

[urban valve]

What is a French

[indigo hull]

Fry

[unreal kiln]

I think it's a type of dress

[bleak warren]

it's a type of bread

[unreal kiln]

It's a type of onion soup

[bleak warren]

it's a type of salad dressing

[indigo hull]

give salad some privacy then

sheesh

[urban valve]

I speak France

Barn drawer

[indigo hull]

Barney Calhoun

[unreal kiln]

Bro there were like 15 people at school today and most of them were acting like supervillains

[indigo hull]

Call em the Villains of Gaming

[unreal kiln]

Why is it that on skip days the only people who go are future Arkham victims

[indigo hull]

Because Quasimodo predicted all this

[severe venture]

hello

[urban valve]

5 people did a walk out at school

[bleak warren]

only 5?

[urban valve]

Yeah

Walkouts are always so underwhelming

[unreal kiln]

Everyone wasn't going today to protest the new principal putting in some wacky policies that would only work if you didn't know about the school

And I was one of like maybe 200 people who still went

Shit was so empty

[urban valve]

My school is weird cuz they excused the absences of those who participated

[bleak warren]

what was it even for

[indigo hull]

My school could never do such thing

[urban valve]

Idk if I can say it without automod warning me

[bleak warren]

oh

[unreal kiln]

Bro wanted 1500 students to eat in the lunch room that's the size of two classrooms

And ban walking around during lunch???

Thanks bro really cracking down on the real issues

[coral token]

buuuuuuuuurp

[floral badge]

pyro?

[coral token]

just a burp.

[buoyant agate]

Hello

[indigo hull]

yello

[prime canopy]

I think all the students should have come together to show him just how small the cafeteria is

By all eating at the cafeteria at the same time

Whilst he is here

[indigo hull]

i think mine only had a max capacity of like 300 or sum

[lusty gorge]

I farted

[stark onyx]

Congratulations? 🎉

[lusty gorge]

Thank you, Mister command blox.

[stark onyx]

XD

[indigo hull]

i am a sharpshooting legend

[steady owl]

No, you’re Glaggleman of Glaggleland

Smh my head

[lusty gorge]

Get a load of THIS

[coral tulip]

Eggman

[coral tulip]

[lusty gorge]

Egg man

[woven flicker]

Clover

[indigo hull]

eggmun

[coral tulip]

Heelo

[woven flicker]

🍪

[coral tulip]

I just got bub a box of these

[woven flicker]

Nice hru?

[finite cedar]

I felt like i was mentioned

[magic elbow]

hey guyss

[coral tulip]

Im okay, i ate so much food earlier that now i feel like death (went to a buffet)

[magic elbow]

its raining outside

[coral tulip]

Hru?

[ruby zealot]

The clove

[woven flicker]

Tired and bored

[woven flicker]

Stinky bald puppet

[toxic horizon]

the

[frail turtle]

Boomba

[tame crest]

Ma flippin pancakes.

[frail turtle]

Lmao sorry

Wait I know that reference

blows up your pancakes with my mind

[steady owl]

Bleeeeh

[finite cedar]

[real python]

Harder better faster stronger

[indigo hull]

the harder the better the faster the stronger

[lusty walrus]

The hardest the best the fastest the strongest.

[proper gyro]

why are people calling Toby Fox racist 😭

[compact sky]

hello people

[woven flicker]

Moss

[frail turtle]

Veemo.ai

[woven flicker]

DMs

[frail turtle]

[woven flicker]

If that’s okay?

[frail turtle]

Sure?

[woven flicker]

||SHHHHHHHHH|| rosé

[indigo hull]

you've given me an idea for a PFP change for April fools...

[verbal anchor]

Hruu

[woven flicker]

Tired and bored

Hru?

[coral token]

hi omar.

[verbal anchor]

Happy

[indigo hull]

Homar

[woven flicker]

Killing you table

[woven flicker]

And you too

[frail turtle]

[indigo hull]

nights at fredd

[woven flicker]

Actually I have a better idea…

[frail turtle]

Freby fib bear

[coral token]

not even april here

[frail turtle]

My birf is tomorrow

[coral token]

you can't troll me

[frail turtle]

[woven flicker]

Alright thats better

[frail turtle]

Dino nuggets

[woven flicker]

[frail turtle]

[lusty walrus]

Tomorrow's April 1st, so does that make you a fool?
-# /Jk, happy early birthday.

[frail turtle]

Yes, I am but a clown

Or jester

[indigo hull]

but i can rick roll

[woven flicker]

Where is my OG color 😭😭

There we go

[frail turtle]

Thank you btw dbsh

:0 greeen

[woven flicker]

Moss isn’t moss color

[lusty walrus]

I wish I was green.

[frail turtle]

I have no clue how to change mine, someone would have to help bzhs

[woven flicker]

“/dd”

And click on role

[coral token]

-> /dd role

[lusty walrus]

Coincidentily I got a ping in an art server (it's a daily promt thing), and the promt is "clowns."

[frail turtle]

:D nice!

Bet

[lusty walrus]

I'm gonna draw a clown now.

Or I will, but first I'm talking to you.

[woven flicker]

So bored rn

[lusty walrus]

So hru today being one day away from whatever your next age is?

[indigo hull]

person named bored rn: Yes?

[woven flicker]

[indigo hull]

i am caught

[lusty walrus]

When you're me, you're uh. . . you- you always are, uh. . . you uh, you're uh.. uuuuuu-

[frail turtle]

I'm ight, super chilling today

Hru?

[woven flicker]

🦖🫳🔥🔥🔥

Warm up

[lusty walrus]

I'm doin alright, just existing.

[woven flicker]

That’s better

[frail turtle]

Bet bet

[frail turtle]

Fair, sometimes that's all we got

I don't have enough to change my role but someday I shall, they're's a role color by the name of moss

That's perfect

[lusty walrus]

I'm saving up so I can just get image perms finally.

I've been wanting to post so much art of my in the art channel, but it's just so close, yet so far away.

[frail turtle]

Same here

[atomic acorn]

Hello, good evening

[frail turtle]

How do you earn more points of does that add up eventually?

Good evening! :0

[lusty walrus]

Good question.

[woven flicker]

Moss more like moss…

[frail turtle]

:0

[insert moss gif here]

[lusty walrus]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

You deserve a star for comedi.

[woven flicker]

Moss Pikmin 4?

[frail turtle]

Yess

[ruby zealot]

Night chat

[frail turtle]

Pikmin low-key scare me ngl

Goodnight

[woven flicker]

Sleep well stinky bald stink puppet bald bitch freakin frick stinky

[woven flicker]

You know what I should draw you

[lethal sierra]

Gee, I sure wonder if the server pfp is going to change so that it has the ping on it to trick people

[lusty walrus]

Honestly, I kinda get it. It looks like some sort of race from Adventure time that should've never been turned into 3D.

[frail turtle]

Exactly and them running at you in night

[lusty walrus]

Actually they look like the fairy god parents from that one live action Fairly Odd Parents movie.

[frail turtle]

Bshsvdb

[lusty walrus]

Euuuhgughuhghguh

[mellow hedge]

Pluh

[frail turtle]

Ndusvd

[frail turtle]

I would kick it across the room

Pluh

[lusty walrus]

I'd strap some C4 to it, throw it into their little bug hole, and blow 'em up.

[frail turtle]

Lmao

[lusty walrus]

Wait, I'm thinking about Helldivers. . .

[frail turtle]

YEAAAH

🏳️‍⚧️

[woven flicker]

Drawing you

[frail turtle]

Beautiful colors 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

[frail turtle]

:D

[lethal sierra]

🌯

[woven flicker]

Send OC

[frozen laurel]

That pfp

[woven flicker]

What it’s me as Barney

[indigo hull]

Omarney Calhoun

[frail turtle]

Oh bet

[frozen laurel]

I know, it's beautiful

[lusty walrus]

Barny if he was an alcoholic, maybe.

[steady owl]

Crazy that for some of us, it’s still trans visibility day, and for some of us, it’s April First

[lusty walrus]

Whoa

it's almost like time zones are a thing.

[woven flicker]

“Omar is a dinosaur from our imagination”

[steady owl]

Ikr??? Crazy

[frail turtle]

wait my birthday is on the same day as trans visibility? That's awesome :D!

[woven flicker]

Yatta

[prime canopy]

Oh dear

[frail turtle]

I'ma celebrate trans visibility more so

[coral token]

a day later

but close

[prime canopy]

This is all my fault

[frail turtle]

Bet bet

[prime canopy]

I created him

[steady owl]

If your birthday is March 31st, yeah!

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah well i win

[prime canopy]

HUHH?????

[woven flicker]

You

[woven flicker]

You win the stinky award

[dreamy knoll]

Omar finally gave up here trying to copy me

[dreamy knoll]

Nuh uh stinker

[woven flicker]

Must draw you

[frail turtle]

Nah fools day but any day that's trans is a good day

[frail turtle]

Hsysbd

[indigo hull]

the fool of April

[frail turtle]

I'm working on moss

[frozen laurel]

my boyfriends birthday is tomorrow

[dreamy knoll]

Thats next month

[indigo hull]

well i'll see you next month then

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[woven flicker]

Silly moss creature

[frozen laurel]

you

[verbal anchor]

Tech!

[dreamy knoll]

You

[narrow atlas]

Hello Illumi

[narrow atlas]

Hello Rosé

[steady owl]

That’s it I’m going 1984 on the server I mod for

They’ve crossed a line

[languid grove]

Huh

[lethal sierra]

Hello Vermont hru doing

[verbal anchor]

Hruu

[steady owl]

No more misses nice goat. I’m going to actually start locking the fuck in

[narrow atlas]

Bored
Waiting for work to be done
Wbu

[dreamy knoll]

Im gud wut about u chips

[verbal anchor]

Happy

[steady owl]

They’ve ignored a specific rule too much, one that is put in place for a reason to protect minors. I’m thoroughly disgusted with these people

[lethal sierra]

I'm OK, I'm watching some sort of trial rn

[frozen laurel]

Todays warframe devshort was really funny

[dreamy knoll]

Wut trial

[steady owl]

I’m actually going to crackdown on that server, and I’m willing to even ban people if I have to

[indigo hull]

Go get enchiladas

[lethal sierra]

This lady who killed her boyfriend by stuffing him in a suitcase

[indigo hull]

FUCKING AUTOCORRECT DAMMIT

[undone cypress]

florida woman stabs boyfriend with squirrel because he forgot beer

[indigo hull]

Hey squirrel on squirrel crime is no joke

It’s nuts

[devout pine]

Hehe

[tight cipher]

[undone cypress]

it was a ceramic squirrel but its the same thing

[devout pine]

Ah nuts

[lethal sierra]

Whats insane is that we have like Hella evidence like, it is straight up recorded on the call and on video that it happened she's cooked lol

[devout pine]

Florida man/woman stories are the best

[lethal sierra]

You aren't wrong about the state either because this happened in florida

[steady owl]

Just lock her up at this point 😭

[indigo hull]

no i do not want a banana

[devout pine]

My favorite has to be the guy who climbed a traffic light and started pooping on cars

[undone cypress]

lowk forgot i was jogging my memory for my world history class and jumped back onto my chair to be jumpscared by francoist spain

[steady owl]

Jimmy McGill sounding ass

[indigo hull]

Saul Goodperson

[lethal sierra]

Bro thought he was a bird

[devout pine]

Bro was admiring seagulls a Lil too much

[frail turtle]

Tadc pfp :D

[indigo hull]

The moon people don’t want you to know they exist

[frail turtle]

[devout pine]

Not the moon people!

[steady owl]

Screw the moon people

They took my money

[devout pine]

[lethal sierra]

Oh yeah speaking of trials, if you would like to see probably one of the most insane and entertaining trials check out the Darryl brooks trial, the man actually acts like a 5 year old and represented himself, you can imagine how that went for him.

[dreamy knoll]

damn

[devout pine]

Did he submit anything in crayon?

[indigo hull]

Best crayon flavor?

[devout pine]

Blue

[frail turtle]

Res

[lethal sierra]

I'm confused as to why it is legal to represent yourself in court, you would think you need a defence attorney right? But every time it is because that person is full of themselves and it literally never goes well for them.

Like you would think you would need at least a smidge of training in legal shit to represent yourself, but I guess not because anyone can.

[frail turtle]

Yeah, I've been curious if there has ever been a success representing yourself

[elfin wing]

most likely, yeah

probably someone who's worked in legal fields before though

[languid grove]

OBJECTION

[indigo hull]

Hire the Legal Tender smh