general

[steady owl]

Omg it’s the ai

[tame crest]

Wrong time.

[uncut briar]

Mi bomboclat

[bleak warren]

what's a time zone

[indigo hull]

mfw timezones

[lusty gorge]

Holy shit it's Funair!!!!!!

[uncut briar]

What if i jumped off my balcony

[steady owl]

Timezones fucking exist

[fallen fjord]

it's midnight for me

[coral token]

It looks so good

[indigo hull]

you think a 2 centimeter fall would kill me?

[tame crest]

Yeah.

[buoyant agate]

Hello

[uncut briar]

Dababy

[fallen fjord]

probably

[tame crest]

Gorp.

[indigo hull]

Bach

[steady owl]

Good morning

[uncut briar]

👽

[coral token]

@languid grove would feel like she fell into a canyon

[languid grove]

WHAT THE FUCK

[buoyant agate]

How are you?

[dreamy knoll]

Hai funair

[uncut briar]

☠️

[lusty gorge]

Yes
Small ahh

[indigo hull]

true...

[buoyant agate]

Hello

[coral token]

:p

[dreamy knoll]

Hru

[languid grove]

LEAVE ME ALONE YOU WEINER

[steady owl]

I mean, he aint wrong

[coral token]

ÑEHEHEHE

[steady owl]

Good, you?

[languid grove]

[leaden dawn]

same

[uncut briar]

Pacman

[buoyant agate]

Surely if you get smaller, you’d be less impacted by fall damage, but this reminds me of middle school where my fear of heights activates at this exact height but doesn’t go off when I’m 2,000 feet off the ground in a glider.

[indigo hull]

Pac-Man World was goated

[fallen fjord]

well, guys, it's exactly 1 am for me

i'm off to kill the nightguard

[dreamy knoll]

Only 1am?

[uncut briar]

I think it depends

[fallen fjord]

anyways, i'm out. take care

[humble isle]

Hello Geeka.

[leaden dawn]

good night night guard

[dreamy knoll]

You

[steady owl]

Holy shit it’s actually 1am for me

[uncut briar]

Bye

[dreamy knoll]

Gn elmo

[uncut briar]

In Australia

[steady owl]

Nuh uh

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah we be in the future

[uncut briar]

*Ahhstralia

[dreamy knoll]

Yuh uh

[steady owl]

I’m not sleeping all the cool people are on

[buoyant agate]

Im doing okay, had a dream where I was in school, and I eventually raided a nuclear facility where this robot was the Link between the facility and the reactor (literally dont know why I did that), and then I died, then I reformed myself.

[tame crest]

The Upside Down

[indigo hull]

Bushrangers

[dreamy knoll]

Welp what if milo

[steady owl]

Please

[tame crest]

What is

[leaden dawn]

guys, burger with beef or burger with egg

[uncut briar]

Looney toons ahh dream

[tame crest]

Burger with beans.

[steady owl]

Ty

[dreamy knoll]

Now go to sleep

[steady owl]

Ok

[tame crest]

@leaden dawn Welcome to Jumanji.

[indigo hull]

Which one?

[leaden dawn]

hey thats my cousins name

[indigo hull]

1995 movie or the weird remake

[buoyant agate]

You wanna know what made it even more crazier? Every part of my body was categorized before the reforming happened, a flash of light then everything that goes in order was in 6 neat piles.

[uncut briar]

Ik what this is but do the Americans know

[humble isle]

Yo.

[tame crest]

Hi.

[dreamy knoll]

Hru

[indigo hull]

actually I think the only thing I liked about the Jumanji remake was the choice to make it into an old NES game rather than a board game

[dreamy knoll]

Thats the point to force mericans to do a thing called research

[uncut briar]

Mi bomboclat 🤯

[uncut briar]

‘Tis so yummy

[buoyant agate]

Jumanji mentioned, i honestly loved that movie.

[dreamy knoll]

Exactly

[tame crest]

🍍 m a n g o

[uncut briar]

Me?

[tame crest]

Fruit.

[leaden dawn]

mango milkshake

[uncut briar]

🥭

[indigo hull]

🥭 Watermelon

[lethal sierra]

Zathura was goated too it was basically jumanji but in space

[tame crest]

WELL WELL-

[bleak warren]

my mango is to blow up

[lusty gorge]

Kiwi 🥦

[leaden dawn]

WALTERLEMON

[buoyant agate]

Smoodge

[indigo hull]

boom

[uncut briar]

FUH naw dawg 🥀 i aint milk shaking

[indigo hull]

Materwelon

[uncut briar]

🤯

[bleak warren]

hi

[tame crest]

I am milking my shake.

[lethal sierra]

Waterwater

[uncut briar]

😭??

[tame crest]

melonmelon

[indigo hull]

Melonwater

[leaden dawn]

waterplier

[tame crest]

walon

meter

[dreamy knoll]

Gud news smudge

[uncut briar]

Molen

[bleak warren]

whar

[indigo hull]

Found God in a Tomato

[buoyant agate]

I think my dream self is genuinely one of the most powerful person ever, they have plot armor, can do literally anything, immortality means nothing, and also can return from the dead at any moment they decide to.

[lusty gorge]

I left for 3 minutes what the fuck is this that my vision has bestowed upon me?

[buoyant agate]

How are you? :3

[leaden dawn]

top ten best fruit

[dreamy knoll]

Enjoy (sent in dms)

[uncut briar]

Ty 😊

[bleak warren]

am ok, like a 7/10

[tame crest]

Words.

[bleak warren]

how you

[tame crest]

you how*

[lethal sierra]

Imagine if dream you transfers into the real life you and you actually become the most powerful person alive

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🥞

[indigo hull]

Puncakes

[bleak warren]

damn now i get pancakes too

[indigo hull]

blows up pancakes with mind

[buoyant agate]

Im doing okay, had a dream that gave me a new concept for resurrection.

[leaden dawn]

why did the cake cross the river?

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah gotta make the day bettee

[tame crest]

Two pancakes with icecream between them is an icecream sandwich.

[indigo hull]

True

[buoyant agate]

That’d be so bad for all of us, cause, my powers only occur when I think of it, meaning if I don’t have control over my thinking one moment im walking to work, then the next i accidentally deleted the entire multiverse in an instant.

[indigo hull]

Two waffles with cheese in between is a grilled cheese tho

[frank sinew]

what is happening rn 💔

[uncut briar]

🥞
🍦
🥞?

[tame crest]

Rey: "What is the in-between of stupid and smart?"

[bleak warren]

you ever have a peanut butter sandwich but you use two eggos

good stuff

[uncut briar]

Burger

[tame crest]

Me: "Smupid."

[steady owl]

I can help with that

[indigo hull]

I may know a thing or two about explosives

[uncut briar]

Im right here i aint blown up 🥀

[dreamy knoll]

So can i with different flavours of explosive

[indigo hull]

Gelignite tastes yummy

[buoyant agate]

Not to mention that people could go missing without a trace, just because my mind said so, as cool as it could be to become my dream self, the sheer catastrophe that my dream self could unleash on this universe might actually be incomprehensible.

[tame crest]

So does Uranium.

[dreamy knoll]

Nah try plutonium 235

[humble isle]

I have no clue what to do for April fools

[indigo hull]

Neither of those are explosive on its own tho

[uncut briar]

Thats the joke, you dont do nothing

[tame crest]

I wonder what HughMungus thinks of this.

[indigo hull]

Fool someone obviously

[steady owl]

I just used my previous online persona, simple

[real python]

Numa Numa Numa yei

[indigo hull]

Welp so much for using that idea

[uncut briar]

Milo

[uncut briar]

👆

[dreamy knoll]

Wut?

[indigo hull]

Banana Republic

[leaden dawn]

After world war 2, the worlds was split into two, east and west. this marked the beginning of the era called the cold war

[zinc frigate]

Girls I have an important announcement, it’s transgender visibility day today, be careful they can see us today

[tame crest]

Will it stop the poopy from coming out?

[buoyant agate]

On the bright side, I would become a very talented artist.

[indigo hull]

The Great Artiste

[bleak warren]

what if i hide behind a really big rock

[indigo hull]

That was the name of a B-29

[tame crest]

Thanks for the warning.

[dreamy knoll]

Wait that was yesterday for me so im safe

[buoyant agate]

Hydro

[vocal imp]

Would you beat goblinstein’s monster (clash royale) in a fight?

[zinc frigate]

That could work, but best to leave our tommarafoolery for tomorrow

[indigo hull]

You’re never safe from Waldo

nobody knows Where’s Waldo

[dreamy knoll]

The fact waldo hasnt found me i think thats enough proof

[zinc frigate]

He’s right over there

[indigo hull]

Dammit you found him

🍕 here have a pie

[dreamy knoll]

You

[zinc frigate]

PIIIZZA

[frank sinew]

wait what if we organized a collective of waldos led by john cena to carry out our dirty deeds

[steady owl]

I thought of an amazing disguise

[zinc frigate]

Hello

[dreamy knoll]

Hru

[zinc frigate]

Holy fuck Elmo’s back

[zinc frigate]

Tired af lol just awoke hbu

[zinc frigate]

Damn they exploded me again

[humble isle]

Since tomorrow trans people are invisible again I could just set my banner and profile to discord gray and be invisible.

[dreamy knoll]

Eh its 4:20am and insomina be bullying me again (not even a video on the cold war would put me to sleep)

[frank sinew]

invisble?

[indigo hull]

420 mentioned

[bleak warren]

being invisible is strange

[zinc frigate]

-# don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it
When no one hears a word… they say… has the memory gone are you feeling numb

[dreamy knoll]

Smudge ur a fluffy dragon ofc its hard to be invisable

[elfin wing]

duran duran

[frank sinew]

metal gear type

[indigo hull]

What’s Du running from?

[bleak warren]

i can walk really quietly, that helps right?

[indigo hull]

Sneak 100

[humble isle]

[tired temple]

just saw the backrooms trailer and god this looks bad

[tame crest]

Du is running from Dunt.

[real python]

When no one hears a word...

[dreamy knoll]

I can scent your presents over 50km away so like not rly

[indigo hull]

Don’t let Thales hear you say that

He seems hyped for it

[humble isle]

Thales ban this guy

[zinc frigate]

The internets biggest gaslight is that invisible is in a metal gear game

[dreamy knoll]

Tables ban the server

[tame crest]

Does Bacteria st least look fine..?

[buoyant agate]

Isn’t like, the person responsible for that back rooms series helping with the movie?

[tired temple]

and that iron lung is a good game

[dreamy knoll]

Its not and it was also duran duran's biggest hit after 40 years

[indigo hull]

I thought the biggest gaslight was if soup was a cereal?

[tired temple]

cereal is cold

[upbeat copper]

[zinc frigate]

It’s totally a song they would play in a metal gear game but it’s not from one

[indigo hull]

first time i've seen someone argue temperature on this debate

[zinc frigate]

Soups not a cereal it’s the other way around

[indigo hull]

this i believe is correct

[tired temple]

and cereal is made with milk

[indigo hull]

but milk can be used in broth

[dreamy knoll]

It does fit the theme so well if it was made before mgv (invisable was 2019)

[upbeat girder]

Hello guys.

[frank sinew]

que pasa

[lethal sierra]

It's kind of stupid honestly, you are telling me actual soup isn't soup until you put it in the microwave? No it's still soup but in a can

[bleak warren]

soop 🥣

[zinc frigate]

Soup is not cereal, but cereal is soup

[indigo hull]

soap

[dreamy knoll]

Your telling me soup made this can?

[bleak warren]

don't eat soap

[frank sinew]

ooo soap soup

[rotund mason]

Au + Tumn

[zinc frigate]

Ken + nedy

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍜

[indigo hull]

Ned Kelly

[rotund mason]

Hru

[buoyant agate]

I know for a very fact that if I became my dream self, in an instant the entire world would be a completely different place, not even kidding so much would change in the blink of an eye that you probably wouldn’t recognize earth anymore.

[tame crest]

mmmmm, soap.

[frank sinew]

kars?

[bleak warren]

that's some good soop

[dreamy knoll]

I gave u ramen

[indigo hull]

ok Captain Price

[bleak warren]

yeh

[rotund mason]

That is who is my pfp yes

[real python]

SOAP. NO NO NO. SOAP

[tame crest]

What? Soap tastes good!

[frank sinew]

i have the medicos figure its dope asf

[dreamy knoll]

Did u make the ramen into soup

[rotund mason]

Fire

[bleak warren]

ramen is a soup

[indigo hull]

mmm, ramen soap

[dreamy knoll]

The horrors of that scene

[dreamy knoll]

Fuck u right

[zinc frigate]

Tired af, cooking breakfast while worrying about shit. Hbu

[rotund mason]

Had dinner so I'm good but
Wanna talk about it

[dreamy knoll]

Hydro may i offer u some cute videos?

[indigo hull]

i wonder whats for d i n n e r

[tame crest]

m a n g o

[zinc frigate]

That’s nice, and only one of them I wanna talk about, but it’s just me telling my mom that I fucked up last semester and failed a class and will need to retake, plus requirements changing again at the school I want to go to and knowing now I won’t be able to go there pretty much for sure

[prime canopy]

why must the intro to One by Metallica be so peak and then the rest of the song is like... -w-

[indigo hull]

i feel like thats just Metallica in general

[rotund mason]

Oof man

That's unfortunate

[prime canopy]

ehhh , idk

[zinc frigate]

So it went from physics and chemistry (I failed the chem) to suddenly physics WITH CALCULUS and chemistry

[dreamy knoll]

Oh no

[rotund mason]

Dear god 💔

[prime canopy]

oh dear

[dreamy knoll]

Hydro do u want the videos?

[bleak warren]

calculus activates my fight or flight instincts

[zinc frigate]

And my other options either also have requirements I don’t have or are in Denver

And I do NOT want to drive into Denver

[indigo hull]

i was in a spot of being able to do basic Calculus at one point

but i've since forgotten this

[rotund mason]

How longs the drive?

[dreamy knoll]

Fuel prices too kennedy

[zinc frigate]

At least an hour with minimal Denver traffic, but there’s always Denver traffic

[languid grove]

[rotund mason]

That too, but the drive is what I'm curious about

[zinc frigate]

And Denver’s hell to drive through, it’s all one way crowded roads

[rotund mason]

Eesh

[languid grove]

I’m laughing so evilly to myself rn

[dreamy knoll]

How much is a gallon over there?

[real python]

He had my donuts

[zinc frigate]

I don’t remember but gas prices are skyrocketing

[dreamy knoll]

Is it like 3 bucks or something a gallon?

[buoyant agate]

Rika

[zinc frigate]

Over it on average I think

[lusty gorge]

Rikachet is too short to hear you

[uncut briar]

Who’s buck and why one gallon cost 3 of him🥀

[zinc frigate]

I’m more worried about Denver roads they’re hell to go through

I can name maybe 2 roads in Denver that aren’t one way and that’s it

[humble isle]

Today I learned that Varoom can have Slow Start..

Huh.

[dreamy knoll]

So say 4 usd a gallon for the metric conversion its 3.785 liters and then the price of fuel here your looking about 12 bucks a gallon

[zinc frigate]

Why would anyone have that on a varoom

Nobody even wants it on regigigas

[finite cedar]

Regigigas mentioned

Im here now

[dreamy knoll]

Bleeeeehh hai

[zinc frigate]

I summoned them again

[finite cedar]

[dreamy knoll]

Hru

[humble isle]

Funny

[buoyant agate]

Beetle

[finite cedar]

I just woke up

Sleepy style

[indigo hull]

Beatle

[dreamy knoll]

Fair enough

[finite cedar]

Beedle

[indigo hull]

I GET IT NOW

Beatles = Beat + Beetles

[finite cedar]

Lmao

[zinc frigate]

What’s even funnier is mold breaker on mega emboar

[humble isle]

My poor goat..

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[buoyant agate]

The universal truth has been revealed, i wonder how this is gonna affect us all now that it has been revealed.

[humble isle]

I really want mega Chandelure to have Shadow Tag

[finite cedar]

Cue the danny devito clip

[indigo hull]

someone tell Paul i found out his secret

[uncut briar]

Paul scholes

[zinc frigate]

Mega feraligatr gets a new ability dragonize, which makes all normal type moves booster dragon type moves
Mega meganium gets a new ability mega sol, which seems to be just sun but exclusively on meganium
Mega emboar just gets mold breaker

It’s clear there’s one that’s not the favorite child

[upbeat copper]

[zinc frigate]

[finite cedar]

I thiiiiink druddigon should beat up mega feraligator for stealing their clothes

[buoyant agate]

Im now starting to realize that my dream might’ve taken place in china, considering how the Chinese written language was so prevalent in it.

[upbeat copper]

[zinc frigate]

Nah it’s a totodile cosplay

[buoyant agate]

Just to be clear, I know nothing about the Chinese language, so idk if they were in clear sentences at all.

[narrow atlas]

Beep

I think by the end of this week I’ll have 2, or 3 more frames left to collect

[indigo hull]

landmine

[finite cedar]

Too bad i already found awesome art of druddigon beating em up

[indigo hull]

BOO-

[upbeat copper]

You were mean earlier I'm still angry at you

[uncut briar]

Chinese, Japanese and Korean share the some characters

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[upbeat copper]

[dreamy knoll]

Better?

[buoyant agate]

Yeah, but I don’t know either of them, can’t speak it, can’t write it, and sure as hell can’t understand it.

[zinc frigate]

Mega feraligatr would be so much cooler if the hood was just covering their head by a little, like instead of it being full back it’s casting a shadow over feraligatrs face

[upbeat copper]

[indigo hull]

🍕

[dreamy knoll]

Do i have to make u haggis?

[zinc frigate]

[upbeat copper]

Mhmm

[dreamy knoll]

Fine ill make some haggis

[finite cedar]

[upbeat copper]

Vee called me a mean name

[uncut briar]

I understand like 5% of japanese

[zinc frigate]

I’m sure she didn’t mean any harm by it

[upbeat copper]

It still hurted my feelings

[zinc frigate]

[upbeat copper]

[finite cedar]

You slumberr, a cucumberr

[upbeat copper]

I'm stuck in a pickle

[indigo hull]

genuinely need to get faded and binge that show

[humble isle]

[upbeat copper]

A really big pickle

[dreamy knoll]

🍪

[indigo hull]

i think its like the only way to truly understand Xavier Renegade Angel

[uncut briar]

Rick

[finite cedar]

Good thing they are edible

[languid grove]

Rickle…

[upbeat copper]

My tummy is tooooo full

[finite cedar]

I have a few times

[uncut briar]

Pickle rick pick a rickle

[indigo hull]

Pickle Rick Rolled

[finite cedar]

Theres always room for pickle. Its like how theres always room for dessert

[uncut briar]

Ffs

[upbeat copper]

But too much pickle make tummy hurt

[faint tendon]

If you want middle aged white men to compliment your music taste just play a playlist of all the songs/bands referenced in jojo

[indigo hull]

erm, what the scallop?

[upbeat copper]

I hate the fact you're right

[finite cedar]

No such thing

[obtuse marten]

What Aurelia said.

[uncut briar]

Sbr

[upbeat copper]

My tummy is small I'm just a little lady I can't eat that much pickle

[finite cedar]

Play almost any nu metal song

[upbeat copper]

I actually disagree with most people about it, I think it was awesome

[indigo hull]

thats how you would become friends with my dad

he's a big nu metal guy

[faint tendon]

Unfortunately I’m from rural Midwest so they still think nu metal is satanic 😔

HELL EVEN DAD ROCK EVEN SEETHER

[uncut briar]

Are you a little lady cause you cant eat that much pickle, or you cant eat that much pickle cause your a little lady

[indigo hull]

living in a world where Seether is a sin

[upbeat copper]

Both

[uncut briar]

🤯

[finite cedar]

I think if i entered foot there they would tie me to a tree and leave me so birds could eat me

[humble isle]

I desire the cube game

[upbeat copper]

Mmmmmhh sleepy

[faint tendon]

Yes they do this to everyone when you turn 20 years old

[indigo hull]

I've got one of those

only have one game for it and it isnt that good really

[finite cedar]

But im 20 years old!

[finite cedar]

[faint tendon]

I’m sorry it will happen

[upbeat copper]

Old

[finite cedar]

New name change. Im Prometheus now

[humble isle]

Yo Prometheus!

[finite cedar]

Since im gonna get eaten by birds

[indigo hull]

Brometheus

[finite cedar]

Brofist!

[upbeat copper]

If I take your liver then they can't have it

[finite cedar]

Do people even do that anymore?

[upbeat copper]

👊

[uncut briar]

Pewdiepie

[bleak warren]

North Dabrota

[finite cedar]

Is pewdiepie alive still?

[indigo hull]

kinda looks like a dinosaur shaped cheese

[finite cedar]

Hate that place besides the reptile gardens

[uncut briar]

No he passed away on the moon last monday

[upbeat copper]

You look like a dinosaur shaped cheese

[finite cedar]

Ok cool

[indigo hull]

quick history lesson, the only reason there are two Dakotas is because when the Dakota Territory applied for statehood they couldn't reach an agreement on where the capital should be

[upbeat copper]

Is sleepy time guys night night

[finite cedar]

Later

[upbeat copper]

[uncut briar]

🥀

[bleak warren]

well that's dumb

everyone knows the capital of Dakota is D

[indigo hull]

this is true

[ripe burrow]

Guys

[finite cedar]

My two brain cells saw this and wanted to type out a stim so bad and i had to stop it

[ripe burrow]

help i need to decide something

SL or FNaF2?

[uncut briar]

Whats sl

[dreamy knoll]

I thought it was F

[finite cedar]

Super luigi

[bleak warren]

SUPER F

[uncut briar]

-# ahahahahahahahhaha

[carmine venture]

F
FOR FAIRIES

[ripe burrow]

Sister Loaction it's a FNaF (Five Night's at Freddy's) game

[indigo hull]

FAIRY GODPARENTS

[faint tendon]

I miss my birds 😢 💔 they’re not dead or anything I’m just not at home with them

[uncut briar]

I prefer fnaf

[finite cedar]

Woa u changed

[faint tendon]

Evil ex matching pfp I forgot

[ripe burrow]

TIMMY WAS AN AVERAGE KID THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS

[faint tendon]

5 years n she cheated 😞

[finite cedar]

Oh, good thing then

[bleak warren]

i think those parents are fairly odd

[ripe burrow]

ty

[languid grove]

EW

[ripe burrow]

lol

[finite cedar]

Same thing happened to me a while ago. :(

[ripe burrow]

You made me laugh

[bleak warren]

i'm glad

[finite cedar]

Sucks cheeks and stuff

[ripe burrow]

WTF

[finite cedar]

We lived together and everything. Nasty business

[uncut briar]

Tie your shoes bro why you trippin 🥀

[languid grove]

Why do people watch tv so loudly

[indigo hull]

so they can loudly watch tv

[finite cedar]

?

[bleak warren]

hard of hearing

[languid grove]

It hurts my ears

[humble isle]

The volume should never go above like 10

[uncut briar]

Ohh your saying it happened to you mb

[languid grove]

NOT EVEN MY HEADPHONES BLOCK IT OUT

[bleak warren]

what's even on the TV that they need it to be that loud?

[thin prairie]

Removing your hears

Win

[finite cedar]

Sometimes i need it a little louder than the ambient noise or whatever someone else is doing cos my auditory processing is so bad sometimes

[uncut briar]

Idk how ppl are like that, im so paranoid ppl can hear my stuff

[languid grove]

It’s criminal minds and a beeping sound keeps playing that’s really upsetting me

[uncut briar]

😭🙏

[bleak warren]

Criminal Minds on high volume? it's like i'm back at my grandma's house

[indigo hull]

my grandma just watches either westerns or game shows

its always fun

[finite cedar]

I never blast anything tho. I don’t get how people can do that knowing others are around doing other things or trying to rest

[bleak warren]

my grandma binged cop dramas. law and order, criminal minds, ncis, cold case, csi, bones, without a trace, etc

[indigo hull]

damn

[languid grove]

I don’t get how people can just relax with a tv on high volume

[uncut briar]

Me neither 🥀

[languid grove]

The most I’ll ever put the volume at is 20 if I’m with people

[primal spire]

hey guys i really gotta stop working overtime

[uncut briar]

🍦

[indigo hull]

cider

[primal spire]

can i get a break please?

i’m tired boss

NO NOT AGAIN

[finite cedar]

Weed before cider, you get the spider

[indigo hull]

cool which spider?

[primal spire]

AHHH STOP IT I WANT A BREAK PLEASEEEE

[finite cedar]

the spider

[uncut briar]

Huntsman

[indigo hull]

😰

[humble isle]

🕷️

[primal spire]

the giant enemy spider

[indigo hull]

the sun is a deadly spider

[primal spire]

laser*

[indigo hull]

That’s what the government wants you to think

[bleak warren]

if it was a spider there'd be even less people going outside

[indigo hull]

All the stars in the universe are actually spiders

[primal spire]

oh yeah? I watch my shows at MAX VOLUME

[finite cedar]

I would

[primal spire]

and i get the full THX + 4DX experience

[indigo hull]

Have fun being deaf at 30

[primal spire]

AHHH STOP IT WITH THE MULTIPLE PEOPLE TYPING AT ONCE PLEASSSEEEE

thank you

[indigo hull]

[languid grove]

[bleak warren]

bro is schizo and so is bro

[obtuse marten]

The Raddest Chicks Never Say Die

[uncut briar]

😭??

[obtuse marten]

by Skyscrapers Walk Among Us

[uncut briar]

Amogus

[obtuse marten]

Amogus

[primal spire]

your pfp looks a lot like ai

[obtuse marten]

I thought it said several people..

[uncut briar]

Ok?

“Multiple people is typing”

“is”

[languid grove]

That just annoys me

[runic tide]

It's my birthday today rn 😄

[obtuse marten]

Happy fart day dude

[uncut briar]

Happy birth

[uncut briar]

No day

[coral token]

i hope you step down a stair and forget the last step thinking it was the floor level

[primal spire]

at a first glance it looks like it’s multiple people typing, and it’s true, i, @primal spire, am typing

[bleak warren]

nobody ever says happy birthnight

[humble isle]

That literally happened three days ago.

[uncut briar]

Me?

[coral token]

true

what if it's birthafternoon

[bleak warren]

i was born in the middle of the night

so i should have a birthnight

[indigo hull]

no thats your spawn time

[obtuse marten]

Thales I hope you do the weird stutter thing while trying to pick something up and get stuck in an infinite loop

[coral token]

in my dreaaams

you should see the things we dooo babyyy

oooh

[uncut briar]

🤯

[coral token]

i am gonna ruind this ''multiple people'' bit

[primal spire]

no don’t

[indigo hull]

its his job lmao

[uncut briar]

Maybe change it to several people

[bleak warren]

lol duder

[coral token]

teehe

[finite cedar]

Doodie

[indigo hull]

doodle

[coral token]

i can't wait until the day i have an excuse to ban mango

[bleak warren]

lmao why

[uncut briar]

😭

[uncut briar]

Unnecessary hate

[finite cedar]

Iunno you’re a mod you could probably make one up and no one would know

[uncut briar]

Wallahi please dont

[indigo hull]

remember, switching to your bayonet is faster than reloading

[finite cedar]

Pocket sand is faster than bullets

[humble isle]

Car is faster than sand

[urban valve]

Huwhavab

[uncut briar]

Bread tastes better than key

[lusty gorge]

Finally

I'm home

L to the people who aren't at home

[bleak warren]

spotify gave me an ad for parkinsons? does spotify think i have parkinsons??

[indigo hull]

idk

[finite cedar]

We do call you grandma a lot to be fair

[bleak warren]

yeah but that's like

you get shaky and stuff

Michael J Fox had it

[mental river]

BACKROOMS TRAILER IS OUTTTT

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[indigo hull]

its genetic I think

unless your family has a history of it you should be fine

[bleak warren]

every server i'm in is talking about this backrooms movie, half of them are hyped, half of them think it's butt dookie

[coral token]

the 2nd half don't know shit

[bleak warren]

i have noticed it's mostly my older friends who think it's butt dookie

[lethal sierra]

Why are they thinking it's butt dookie

[mental river]

its when you have slow movement tremors your rigidy and have balance problems along with some cognitive impairment etc

[bleak warren]

yeah i don't have that, i'm just old

[mental river]

like

enough to have a cane or just

[bleak warren]

30

[mental river]

so cane

Lowkey that stream was peak

[uncut briar]

Damn

[mental river]

but i kinda fell asleep halfway eating pizza

[coral token]

oof.

[mental river]

I fall asleep so easily when eating 🙏

[bleak warren]

didn't start watching Jimmy until i was in my 20s already

the humor was different in the old streams

i miss it

[mental river]

i think the first time i watched him was when i was

[coral token]

you humor was also different

[mental river]

like

10 idk

[lethal sierra]

Fartartartartartartartartartartartart

[mental river]

[uncut briar]

Taco Bell

[bleak warren]

the other day i watched a stream from 5 years ago, then one from 3 years ago, then one from this year

chat gradually gets more deranged

[uncut briar]

Brain rotting

[indigo hull]

It’s evolving, just backwards

[bleak warren]

imma be real, if chat was like it is now in his older streams, i would not have joined here

[indigo hull]

My point stands still then

[uncut briar]

Real

[oblique topaz]

Lego

[finite cedar]

People not being able to distinguish ai generated images from real ones has to be the most frustrating thing i have dealt with in a while i swear

[bleak warren]

i don't think it's that difficult to tell

[finite cedar]

Some people find it very difficult and then will deny everything you have to say on it

I was legit told “if its ai why dont you show us the original image”

NO ORIGINAL IMAGE WAS EVER POSTED

[bleak warren]

oh so they just plain don't understand how AI even works, ok

[finite cedar]

And how the fuck am i supposed to explain how something “looks ai” if the generation has gotten better

[red cobalt]

I've seen people's tutorials on spotting it and some people have techniques where they turn up the contrast and something else I don't remember and spotted pixels, proving it was A.I

[indigo hull]

thats actually some pretty solid evidence

[uncut briar]

Some people pretend just for ragebait 🥀

[finite cedar]

They were all genuine

[uncut briar]

Damn

[uncut briar]

Like old people or what

[ruby zealot]

RENÉ DESCARTES?

[finite cedar]

No they were like teenagers or whatever. It was on a server

[indigo hull]

something tells me they don't have a high GPA between them

[bleak warren]

something tells me they don't have two brain cells between them

[indigo hull]

you're being very generous with that second brain cell

[gritty temple]

I want to play Signalis so bad but I can’t because I can’t handle doomed gay ships

[gritty temple]

I ated the second nom nom

[uncut briar]

Crazy 🥀

[bleak warren]

me on the Gay Titanic

[ruby zealot]

i heard doomed gay ships

[uncut briar]

Some people dum asl

[indigo hull]

RMS Gaytanic

[gritty temple]

Heem heem

[ruby zealot]

have you ever heard of the hit ARG called searching for a world that doesnt exist?

[gritty temple]

aaaaaaaaa aaa aaa aaaa

[gritty temple]

yea I was watching it earlier

[ruby zealot]

part 2?

[gritty temple]

some of it

I wanted to have a hastur profile because I like the king in yellow the book is very nice

[bleak warren]

Gay Titanic hit the iceberg because captain said we needed the ice for the margaritas

[gritty temple]

but I can’t find a good banner

[bleak warren]

the band was playing Lady Gaga as the ship sank

[ruby zealot]

was the captain thales?

[bleak warren]

yes

[uncut briar]

🤧

[ruby zealot]

knew it

[indigo hull]

I actually got to see what I presumed was one of the recovered violins from the Titanic

[finite cedar]

Maybe just the color yellow

[indigo hull]

when i went to the museum in Pigeon Forge, TN

[finite cedar]

But evil yellow

[ruby zealot]

thats so cool

[gritty temple]

nuh

[indigo hull]

actually it was Wallace Hartley's violin

it was on display there before it was sent to the Titanic Belfast Museum

[bleak warren]

belfast? what about belslow

[indigo hull]

we dont talk about Belfast 1972

[bleak warren]

what about taco belfast

[indigo hull]

fuck i cant think of a good explosion joke for that one

[bleak warren]

the toilet afterwards

[unreal kiln]

Yeah

[unreal kiln]

You are weak and inferior if your stomach gets messed up by tacobell

[bleak warren]

no i agree

i have never had that problem

i just see a ton of people say it

[finite cedar]

I only have it 1/10 times

[bleak warren]

arby's has done that

[finite cedar]

And its purely cos of my other tummy issues

[bleak warren]

arby's messed me up twice, like full system destruction

but i've always been fine if i just eat the roast beef sandwiches

[finite cedar]

Ive never had a bad gamble with arbys. But i think thats cos ive only had it like 10 times ever

[finite radish]

Hello everyone

How yall doin

[primal spire]

never had the experience of getting uneasy for 10 hours on a toilet after binley mega chippy

[finite radish]

???

[unreal kiln]

The most British person ever

[primal spire]

I just woke up in birmingham and i hate this _ _hole

[bleak warren]

blank blank hole

hmm

let's try to solve this one

[stark onyx]

Boy my wifi sure is absolutely horrible rn

[verbal anchor]

No

[bleak warren]

i think it's Big Mud Hole

[stark onyx]

Wdym no

[verbal anchor]

I think its small gravel hole

[bleak warren]

oh it could be!

[indigo hull]

Possible that it’s Super Black Hole

[bleak warren]

i've never seen a super one

[indigo hull]

They probably exist somewhere

Our universe is infinitely expanding after all

[bleak warren]

just like my brain

[indigo hull]

Wanna know how I got these brain wrinkles?

[bleak warren]

brain old get wrinkle

[indigo hull]

Ok I’m not that old

[bleak warren]

that's what happened to mine though

[indigo hull]

I see

[finite cedar]

Put you in the prune factory

[primal spire]

you wanna know how i got these scars

[indigo hull]

Prune brained

[bleak warren]

i try to butter waffle and i mess up oopsy

[gritty temple]

owie

[zinc frigate]

[plush jay]

Guys, it's been a year since my first YT video was posted. I've really hit unc status.

[gritty temple]

wise

[plucky garden]

Boo

[primal spire]

sleeping dogs is a dog goes to sleep simulator isn’t it?

[indigo hull]

Boy are you wrong

[bleak warren]

no, it's a GTA-like game set in Hong Kong where you're an undercover cop trying to take down the Triads

[zinc frigate]

This makes me feel old but for a different reason

[indigo hull]

Hong Kong was literally founded off illicit drug trade

[bleak warren]

it's got a really cool martial arts melee system too

kinda like the arkham games

[indigo hull]

the British first gained what would become Hong Kong after the First Opium war in the 1840s

[zinc frigate]

Next year will mark 10 years since the first ever video I published on YouTube, that channel is long gone but damn

[ruby zealot]

watched sfawtde part 2 again cried again

[indigo hull]

this cession later expanded after the Second Opium War

[primal spire]

and now china wants its shii back

[indigo hull]

wrong actually

Hong Kong was returned to China in 1997

this is quite common knowledge one would think

[zinc frigate]

I’m so oooooold like holy shit it’s almost been 10 years since I was in middle school

[bleak warren]

i read this and crumble into dust

[indigo hull]

Yo whats up guys its me glaggle hey did that dragon just turn into sand?

[zinc frigate]

You’re not that old smudge don’t worry

[restive topaz]

wow booksmart with history

[brisk pasture]

Both of you are old in my eyes :)

[restive topaz]

cool

[bleak warren]

Mr Glagg the history textbook

[civic raptor]

oogy boogy woo

[restive topaz]

i’m better with US history over world history

[indigo hull]

its actually surprising how long it took the British to establish any sort of settlement within China

neighboring Portuguese Macau had existed since at least the 16th Century

[coral token]

😭 istg

[bleak warren]

you know i realized someting

[indigo hull]

although their main focus in Asia was conquering the Indian subcontinent

[bleak warren]

Glaggleman would get along really well with Robin

[brisk pasture]

Fr

Btw can we put thales in the room with the 10,000 bees

[indigo hull]

a side effect of this that i find fucking hilarious is that ive seen Gujarat Anglicized into fucking Goojerat

i'll provide the source of said spelling in #photos-and-videos

[finite cedar]

Maybe

Robin likes a little older history

[bleak warren]

they both really smart know history like to yap about it

[indigo hull]

depends on what you consider 'a little older'

i generally lack in knowledge of history from the fall of Rome to the Age of Discovery

other than stuff like the Crusades

[restive topaz]

w glaggle

[bleak warren]

person who likes the crusades and isn't a chud is a W

[unreal kiln]

Liking the aesthetic of the crusades is lowk a red flag for me

[restive topaz]

also i’m much more open now to a summer job cuz i saw there’s a record store close to my house (~15 minute walk) and i think i’d like that if they need someone working

[bleak warren]

same but i've been proven wrong before

[indigo hull]

entirely depends on how you like said aesthetic

[civic raptor]

i just wanna be a medieval knight lwk

[finite cedar]

I thought it was cool when i was 12 and listened to sabaton, before i understood the full implications of everything. Was never a chud tho

[unreal kiln]

Oof

[finite cedar]

[civic raptor]

its cool and i reckon id be decent at it

[bleak warren]

wifey likes Sabaton because wifey is genuinely a history fan, sucks that so many awful people like them

[indigo hull]

your wifey sounds awesome

[unreal kiln]

Decent at what

What do you think knights did bro

[bleak warren]

😭 i'm so lucky

[civic raptor]

being a knight

[finite cedar]

Yeahhhh, thats mainly the reason i stopped listening even though i still like the music

[civic raptor]

battle, war, idk, just sounds cool

[finite cedar]

Boooo

[civic raptor]

getting boo'd for liking something 💔

[flat silo]

There's a million different pieces of media on why war is bad

[finite cedar]

Booooo

[indigo hull]

wait until bro learns how squares helped the British defeat Napoleon

see: Battle of Quatre Bras

[civic raptor]

im too baked for this rn

[bleak warren]

king arthur knights >>>>>>> crusades knights

[civic raptor]

real

[unreal kiln]

Knights themselves are cringe as hell

[burnt merlin]

What did I just open discord to

[indigo hull]

highly recommend you watch the film Zulu from 1964

about the defense of Rorke's Drift

[coral token]

did you know about 40% of voters in california are homophobic

[indigo hull]

its a very nice and relatively accurate depiction of the Battle

for both sides

[civic raptor]

i gotta go gym

soon at least

[bleak warren]

i used to live in Orange County in southern California, and let me tell you, the name is accurate

[finite cedar]

A lot of combat wasnt even done by them either

They just take a lot of the credit now

[coral token]

in 2008 a proposition to legalize marriage across any race or gender or sexuality failed with 51%

then it was taken down by a court

[finite cedar]

People forget that knights were nobility

[bleak warren]

Orange County was the place that had the restaurant that kicked you out if you DID have the mask and the vaccine

[coral token]

and in 2024, yes, 2024, prop 3 to do the same thankfully passed with 63%

still 5.6 million people voted against it

[unreal kiln]

You know what's even funnier

[bleak warren]

yeah i remember that, i found out that it was mostly funded by Mormons

[unreal kiln]

A county with the same name in Florida had the same thing happen

[indigo hull]

fun fact, the Donner Party led the Mormons west technically

[coral token]

so 37-40% of californians are morons

[civic raptor]

what kinda music yall like?

[indigo hull]

they followed roughly the same trail they did

[coral token]

good to know 60% aren't

[unreal kiln]

Although that's not unique because every county in Florida had an incident like that

[unreal kiln]

Lucy Bedroque

[ruby zealot]

oh chat forgot

[bleak warren]

mostly metal, edm, and rap but i'll listen to pretty much anything that isn't modern country

[indigo hull]

alternative rock

just as a broad term

[elder zodiac]

music

[ruby zealot]

smudge i see you
-# (please dont take this the wrong way its trans visibility day and i wanted to make a joke im sorry if you take this the wrong way)

[indigo hull]

idk i just listen to music that sounds good to me

[civic raptor]

what kinda metal?

[finite cedar]

Prog rock and prog metal

[bleak warren]

lmao no worries

[burnt merlin]

Breakcore, hyperpop and anything alt

[civic raptor]

huge

[finite cedar]

And nu metal

[indigo hull]

Frog Rock and Frog Metal

[finite cedar]

On occasion

[bleak warren]

honestly most of it is probably metalcore and industrial metal

[elder zodiac]

why is the frog a rock

[civic raptor]

im a doom/stoner metal fan, love that stuff, numetal and sludge are super good too

[elder zodiac]

and why is it metal as well

[finite cedar]

King gizzard and the frog wizard

[indigo hull]

omg yes

[unreal kiln]

Alt countrygaze is the fucking stupidest genre title I've ever heard bro

Ppl on rym need to calm down now

[finite cedar]

And also king ribson

[elder zodiac]

shadow money wizard gang

[indigo hull]

people mixed shoegaze and country?

[unreal kiln]

Yep

[bleak warren]

have you ever heard country dubstep? i wanted to surgically remove my ears

[unreal kiln]

And it's one of the best albums I've ever heard

It's called Ghostholding and it's by venturing

[pliant flame]

I have returned, now fully embracing my inner identity crisis

[finite cedar]

Im glad ive never had the misfortune

[unreal kiln]

Which is technically the same person as Jane remover which is funny

[indigo hull]

where i live thats like 90% of the radio stations

[unreal kiln]

Yes I was glaze jr until I die

[bleak warren]

i am so sorry

[unreal kiln]

Do you live in hell

[pliant flame]

Tbf, same

[indigo hull]

I used to have SiriusXM so i didnt have to worry about it

[burnt merlin]

At least it isn't chalga

[ruby zealot]

the dah to the anii

[indigo hull]

actually it was through that I first heard Oasis (and no it wasnt Wonderwall)

[gritty temple]

Country dubstep…. it’s a scary thought…..

[unreal kiln]

I wonder if countrycore is a thing

[indigo hull]

i'd hope not

[burnt merlin]

The pas to the ter

[gritty temple]

yes it’s called folk /j

[indigo hull]

Johnny Cash would be rolling in his grave

[gritty temple]

I’m joking don’t bite me I’ll be so sad

[indigo hull]

throwing a pizza at you

[gritty temple]

pizza !!!!!!!!

[pliant flame]

Screw rolling, he'd be spazzing out in that grave

[bleak warren]

he definitely already is. bro is spinning so fast he's generating electricity

[gritty temple]

the pizza is aggressive

[pliant flame]

Breaking bad reference?

[indigo hull]

no its Hawaiian

[gritty temple]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[unreal kiln]

I heard a metal country song a few days ago

Never again

[indigo hull]

thats the only way i can describe Primus

[gritty temple]

I know of a speedcore remix of a country song and it’s actually good, if you like speedcore that is

more of sampling than a remix I think? hmm

[unreal kiln]

Country rap is the worst genre ever hard stop

[gritty temple]

you’re correct

[indigo hull]

oh god its horror to the ears

[unreal kiln]

Who the hell is that typing

[pliant flame]

Country rap VS atlanta mumble rap, which is the worse genre

[bleak warren]

is that what Florida Georgia Line is? i heard one of their songs and wanted to dissolve

[unreal kiln]

The flaggle destruction agent

[unreal kiln]

Yeah and jelly roll

[indigo hull]

how tf can an invisible border make music?

[unreal kiln]

The songs can literally only be good

If it's a rapper incorporating country and not the other way around

If it's a country artist rapping

Oh my fucking God turn it off NOOOOOW

[gritty temple]

why is my dog so cute AAA

[woven flicker]

Smudge

[bleak warren]

veemo

[ruby zealot]

dont eat like rika ate hers

[woven flicker]

🫳🍪

[gritty temple]

D:

[woven flicker]

You

[ruby zealot]

oh veemo happy trans visibility day

[plucky garden]

Stolen

[ruby zealot]

gulp

[pliant flame]

On that topic, what genre do y'all think is underrated

[woven flicker]

🫳🍪

[ruby zealot]

thank

[bleak warren]

i feel like a lot of Electronic genres are better than they get credit for

[unreal kiln]

Metalcore

[woven flicker]

Hru smudge?

[bleak warren]

am good! how u

[woven flicker]

Am good aswell

[pliant flame]

Electro House, Future Funk?

[bleak warren]

those are both solid

[unreal kiln]

Most of the noise genres are super underrated

Except harsh wall I don't like harsh wall

[bleak warren]

there's just this camp of music nerds who think that music made with technology can't be as good as music made with organic instruments

drives me crazy

[pliant flame]

Does Ambience even count as a genre?

[unreal kiln]

I used to think like that

[graceful phoenix]

11 hours until the rewatch of pain and suffering begins

[unreal kiln]

More of a supergenre

[graceful phoenix]

Also the Artemis II mission is set to launch tomorrow

[unreal kiln]

And now I know

[indigo hull]

it could fall under noise pop

[unreal kiln]

Willy Rodriguez my goat

[finite cedar]

Noise poop

[indigo hull]

[brave vault]

Hello

[pliant flame]

I have 2 sides: Jpop, Future Funk, Vaporwave and Progressive Rock, Drone, Breakcore

[graceful phoenix]

I've got like 20 sides if that's the case

[pliant flame]

The average vocaloid fan:

[graceful phoenix]

I listen to everything but pop country, and I ain't joking

[gritty temple]

I have too many different genres I enjoy

[indigo hull]

same

[gritty temple]

Music is good :)

[ruby zealot]

the rosa

[opaque oak]

News (For The Unemployed): Recroom is shutting down

[opaque oak]

What about music that is bad

[gritty temple]

It is bad

[opaque oak]

What if it’s by Tom MacDonald

[buoyant agate]

Im gonna guess that it is no longer financially viable to keep it up.

[pliant flame]

Fair, I don't have specific preferences to music

[gritty temple]

Bad

[ruby zealot]

hi hotpot!

[graceful phoenix]

I know I built my profile about Teto but one of my favorite genres is actually chipstep

[plucky garden]

Agreed

[brave vault]

Teto is a chud but she won’t know I said it >:)

[marsh ibex]

[plucky garden]

Everyone SNITCH ON EM

[ruby zealot]

hi mod!

[marsh ibex]

greetings chatters

[graceful phoenix]

Listen here buckaroo

Teto Word of the day: revenge.

[plucky garden]

Greeting Mod

[indigo hull]

Remember the Connaught Rangers

[prime canopy]

I just got an ad for an ai that apparently resists poison data

Like, bruh

[plucky garden]

Ok

[prime canopy]

Just let it die

It’s okay, it won’t make you money

[indigo hull]

Just means we need to go from poison to cancer

[brave vault]

IT WASNT ME

[prime canopy]

True

[reef zealot]

[graceful phoenix]

We need to go from poisoning art to ||arson||

[indigo hull]

Notice how you never see AI fakes of Banksy

[prime canopy]

Specifically on the data centers

[indigo hull]

Unless I’m just looking in the wrong places

[graceful phoenix]

Precisely

[indigo hull]

Only way to make the RAM prices go down

[graceful phoenix]

Digital actions don't seem to do anything anymore. Sending letters to representatives doesn't seem to do anything anymore.

[prime canopy]

“ recipe for gunpowder “

[indigo hull]

Own a musket for home def-

[ruby zealot]

hi cos happy trans visibility day!
-# please dont sue me

[prime canopy]

I will not sue you

[ruby zealot]

thank you cos

[prime canopy]

Why would I ?

[graceful phoenix]

Gunpowder is fully legal to make so long as the quantity doesn't exceed 50 lbs btw

[ruby zealot]

i would've said check fiche's server but you aint in it

[woven flicker]

Cosette

[ruby zealot]

...

baldie

[prime canopy]

Meow

[woven flicker]

Your bald and stinky

Like omar

[ruby zealot]

YOU ARE OMAR

[woven flicker]

No I’m veemo

[ruby zealot]

YOU DONT EVEN HAVE NITRO

[indigo hull]

Exactly lmao

[graceful phoenix]

Teto Word of the day: Impersonation

[woven flicker]

I ran out of nitro

[compact sky]

hello friends and foes

[graceful phoenix]

You still have your Roblox account linked, Omar

[woven flicker]

||SHHHHHH||

Killing you

[bleak warren]

i don't have nitro either

[graceful phoenix]

Why you got your profile da looooong way?

[bleak warren]

#nonitrogang

[woven flicker]

Real

[coral token]

#fartgang

[graceful phoenix]

[graceful phoenix]

Burp

[red cobalt]

Toot

[compact sky]

i like scrolling

[red cobalt]

What ur phone see when u scroll?

[reef zealot]

Awa

[red cobalt]

Sounds like