general

[finite cedar]

Im a grown ass thing?

That plays toys

Like an adult

[languid grove]

Uh someone get this grown thing a toy??

[idle cosmos]

It might be time to go to bed

[restive topaz]

aizo aizo

[narrow atlas]

It’s 9pm

[undone cypress]

playing with my toyes
🚙 🚓 🚑

[finite cedar]

YEA, get me a toy someone

[narrow atlas]

I’m not 80. I sleep whenever I fall over

[indigo hull]

bug toys

[finite cedar]

YESS

[prime canopy]

Currently watching heart break high
This REEKS of Y2K

It’s just so Punk Rock

[undone cypress]

i forgot i have the maginot line wikipedia page just bookmarked for no reason

[finite cedar]

Theres a bug toy ive wanted for so long but i have no money

[indigo hull]

round the Maginot Line

[indigo hull]

😮

[finite cedar]

I just breathed and it sounded exactly like a bird

[indigo hull]

birb

[narrow atlas]

Idk about other bugs, but scorpions have 8 body segments, and 5 tail segments

[finite cedar]

I have a few segments

[finite cedar]

It happened again

[drowsy bridge]

I’ve watched a few segments in family guy

Or are those called cutaways

[indigo hull]

idfk anymore tbh

[brisk pasture]

There's nothing better than a Monday night starting spring break on the couch, snack in hand, watching analog horror

[indigo hull]

how tf Seth McFarlane known for both Family Guy and the Ted TV series

[idle cosmos]

Why is that a sticker?

[indigo hull]

on top of his other movies

[humble isle]

Cuz why shouldn’t it be

[finite cedar]

So you can count your segments

[drowsy bridge]

And his singing

[brisk pasture]

And I'm not talking the light and crappy ones. I'm talking the DARK ones

[drowsy bridge]

He’s really good at singing, it’s insane 😭

[brisk pasture]

Like true horror

[indigo hull]

analog horror when digital horror walks in

[brisk pasture]

Ehhhh I perfer analog

[drowsy bridge]

Have you watched iron lung? That’s like the only horror movie I’ve watched

[finite cedar]

Where im from we have log horror and its about all the scary things you can see when you leave your log

[coral token]

:p

[drowsy bridge]

Five nights at Freddie’s telephone guy

[brisk pasture]

I usually only watch the analog horrors on yt since I know I'll find gems there

[languid grove]

Goodnight everynyan

[finite cedar]

Where im from we have iron log. Its about being stuck in a log on a blood ocean

[drowsy bridge]

😭

[brisk pasture]

I do wanna watch resident evil welcome to raccoon city

[indigo hull]

it was pretty good

[brisk pasture]

I cast spray bottle

[indigo hull]

I wont spoil it but its faithful to the original Resident Evil

[brisk pasture]

Hell yes

[languid grove]

LET ME SLEEP IN PEACE YOU WEINER

[finite cedar]

Where im from we have resident weevil. Its about..

[brisk pasture]

HEHEHEHE

[indigo hull]

are the residents weevils?

[brisk pasture]

I cast spray bottle again

[finite cedar]

The evil virus makes you a weevil

[languid grove]

[brisk pasture]

[indigo hull]

then the weevils yearn for the hardtack

[finite cedar]

Im pretty sure resident evil is about a virus?

[indigo hull]

it is yes

[brisk pasture]

Yep

[languid grove]

Phew, that should stop him

[brisk pasture]

Bioweapons

[indigo hull]

disease has practically become synonymous with zombies nowadays

[brisk pasture]

I cast.....

[coral token]

Isn't resident evil about an umbrella

[brisk pasture]

You called

[coral token]

It rains all the time

[finite cedar]

Im called a bio weapon

[brisk pasture]

SHOWER

NOW.

[indigo hull]

i liked the idea of Back 4 Blood using a parasitic centipede for its zombies but the game still sucks

[brisk pasture]

OR SO HELP ME ILL THROW YOU IN THE SHOWER

[finite cedar]

I do. I just toot a bunch. Thats the weapon

[brisk pasture]

Oh carry on

[finite cedar]

Really funny side effect of whatever frail Bub syndrome is

[brisk pasture]

Why was I called again

[finite cedar]

Its just made me very similar to an old person really

Except im nice to customer service workers

[undone cypress]

wonderland

[indigo hull]

wunderbar

[obtuse marten]

Wha?

[undone cypress]

.jar

[obtuse marten]

I ain't no damn rika

[drowsy bridge]

Me when I ask what pickles are kept in

[indigo hull]

its us the pickles of gaming

[finite cedar]

I keep them in my belly

[brisk pasture]

Guys I think rika is an alternate

[indigo hull]

i think you are the Red Spy

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[brisk pasture]

No I'm syno

[finite cedar]

Red spy is in the base??

[languid grove]

Says the suspiciously Rika shaped Trey

[finite cedar]

Hut hut hut. We need to protect the briefcase!

[languid grove]

that was supposed to be a reply

[indigo hull]

your honor I rest my case

sets case on table

[brisk pasture]

Hey rika

Alternatesayswhat

[finite cedar]

Whats everyone’s favorite toy

[drowsy bridge]

I think I will open some Pokemon cards

[sinful vessel]

whats good fools

[indigo hull]

Nerf blasters

[finite cedar]

Awesome

[drowsy bridge]

With my Coach approved knife

My coach is so American 😭

He gave me a knife at the end of the season, his computer background is the American flag with eagles, he was in the military, and he teaches air riflery

I wouldn’t be surprised if he owned a gun too

That’s actually very likely tbh

[finite cedar]

Everyone has guns

Pew pew

[undone cypress]

💪

[finite cedar]

[jade sail]

buff caseoh

[indigo hull]

own a blunderbuss for home defense

[finite cedar]

Thats just normal case

[drowsy bridge]

I got a cool pokemon card

[undone cypress]

i really want a kukri for no reason in particular

[finite cedar]

Was it the card of me?

[drowsy bridge]

[crisp hornet]

what card

[drowsy bridge]

Frog

[indigo hull]

i think i have one somewhere

[drowsy bridge]

Froakie from Ninja spinner set

[finite cedar]

I said a mean thing about a kukuri once and my partners dad got upset by it

[crisp hornet]

I like froakie

hes cute

[undone cypress]

please use youjr mind poweers and zap it into my room
ill give 200 dollars and some cough drops

[indigo hull]

i'll have to find it first lmao

[undone cypress]

im eating burger and typing at a weird angle

[indigo hull]

and thats 200 dollars closer to me buying my first musket

[undone cypress]

i really want to own a mas-38

did i tell you i really love the mas-38

[indigo hull]

I still don't know which one i wanna buy

[undone cypress]

its really eraetly really gcool

[indigo hull]

the website has such a good collection

[undone cypress]

i loe the mas-38 a normal amoint i swear

[indigo hull]

both percussion rifles and actual flintlocks

[undone cypress]

i will fucking kill anyone who hates the mas-38

[indigo hull]

im torn on either acquiring a Brown Bess musket or a Whitworth Rifle

[undone cypress]

buy a mas-38

[jade sail]

gun go ratatataaa

[indigo hull]

can't that requires more paperwork

its a lot easier to buy a black powder rifle trust me

[undone cypress]

steal a mas-38

[indigo hull]

i mean legally speaking you could build your own muskets

god bless America

[undone cypress]

im very normal about french guns

[indigo hull]

the French have some aight rifles

Chassepot my beloved

[undone cypress]

i love the modele 1935A just as much as the mas-38

funky lil 1911 lookalike

[coral tulip]

This is true

[indigo hull]

i wanna get one of those Belgian Mauser rifles

the 1889

[jade sail]

the only gun company i know is roebuck and co

[finite cedar]

Glaggle i want you in particular to look at what i sent in the meme channel

[opaque oak]

Ew

[finite cedar]

To be fair i did say glaggle in particular

[indigo hull]

my face hurts from grinning

[opaque oak]

I’m naturally nosey

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[finite cedar]

Glad you thought it was funny

[narrow atlas]

Holy shit LA Beast mentioned

[finite cedar]

I love la beast

Clover and i watch him together sometimes

[narrow atlas]

I love showing him to my friends, and watching their reactions

The like gallon of hotsauce, and the milk taser videos are some of my personal favorites

[finite cedar]

The gummy bear video is my favorite

[indigo hull]

Milk Taser sounds like a Jackass stunt

[narrow atlas]

He drinks a gallon of expired milk, and than gets tased after

[indigo hull]

im not surprised

[narrow atlas]

I think it’s his most famous clip

[stoic basin]

Yo is anyone online rn

[indigo hull]

no we're all dead

come back a gain later

[stoic basin]

Dam that sucks

🙁

Anyways hi

[crisp hornet]

hello from the cemetery

[stoic basin]

Hello

[jade sail]

count the number of gravestones

[buoyant agate]

Hello

[crisp hornet]

i cant, ive already been burried

[narrow atlas]

Actually thinking it over it’s probably his hot ice clip

Just sticks his hand in a jar of the stuff, and screams

[indigo hull]

I’ve seen that one yeah

[jade sail]

mrbeast "i spent 24hrs burried alive" ahh shit

[stoic basin]

What are y’all’s thoughts on Dr. Nowhere?

[jade sail]

ballin'

[stoic basin]

so like is that a “he’s cool”

[crisp hornet]

no ive been dead for the past 100 years

[tame crest]

Love it.

[stoic basin]

Hell yeah

[mild shell]

Soycus

[crisp hornet]

[mild shell]

[jade sail]

the boiled one phenomenon is still his best work

[mild shell]

hello guys

[crisp hornet]

hai

[stoic basin]

I like the boy and the bath more, but yeah. The boiled one phenomenon is really cool

[stoic basin]

Hello

[jade sail]

konnichiwa

[worn mason]

Hello

[stoic basin]

2011X????!!

[undone cypress]

what the fuck why is 2011x here

[worn mason]

Hello Subject_0

[worn mason]

Hello Amy rose

[stoic basin]

WHY IS 2011X HERE

[undone cypress]

AW HELL NAH
AW HELL NAWW

[worn mason]

We need to have jimmy here on twitch play my game

[stoic basin]

Fr

[worn mason]

I shall now try and tell him to play my game

[stoic basin]

Go for it king

[undone cypress]

👁️

[indigo hull]

The all seeing eye of Sauron

[undone cypress]

no its a normal eye

that doesnt tell you things

it just watches

[indigo hull]

The moon bright as fuck again

[undone cypress]

urine

[stoic basin]

What is happening

[worn mason]

Sadly, friends, I cannot, since he has messaging disabled, as I need to friend him first, and I cannot friend him.

[stoic basin]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[undone cypress]

you have no way of telling him btw
like actually
odds are extremely slim

[stoic basin]

Hold on guys I gtg. Bye

[worn mason]

Unless, I in fact, send a video of myself telling him to play it.

[tropic shore]

These gummy clusters sitting like a rock in my stomach, but they too good not to eat

[undone cypress]

bird

[tropic shore]

True

[worn mason]

I hunger for Alan’s flesh

I must go now.

[undone cypress]

KILL THAT BOY!!!!

[spice wing]

sup fellas

oh lmao i forgot my old username is still here

[fast gate]

I am watching one of his if I laugh, I lose $100

[spice wing]

there thats better

niceee

i dont pop in here often, but has anyone else been getting random dms from this Raven user?

[fast gate]

What is your favorite part about his videos? Mine is just the random stuff he says.

[spice wing]

raven037122

[fast gate]

Nope just joined

[spice wing]

mine are the clips ive already seen online that i get to watch him react to

[spice wing]

ah okay. welcome :)

[fast gate]

Same also

Do you know what ADHD stands for

Attention deficit Hey a duck

[spice wing]

@gilded pumice has anyone else reported dms from a raven037122?

sorry for the ping, i know its random

but your username is the first on the mod list

[fast gate]

Really

Huh

[buoyant agate]

Coughing so much my chest is hurting.

[spice wing]

have you considered not coughing?

[fast gate]

About what

[fast gate]

Or for that matter not breathing

[buoyant agate]

Hard to do when I’m sick.

[fast gate]

Mb

[undone cypress]

COUG HCOUGH CGOUGH COUGH COGUH DSSHKIU9YTIKOAAAAAACKKKKKK

[spice wing]

well, better out than in as shrek says

[buoyant agate]

Never thought I was gonna get a shrek reference, but, eh, im all for it.

Think I’m gonna drink some water, not like thats gonna fix it.

[worn mason]

Yes

[spice wing]

just rewatched the movie last night

[fast gate]

Shrek’s get out of my swamp this is my swamp add that to your bathroom/bedroom put a sign up that says that

Says

[spice wing]

its crazy good for 3d animation in 2001

[buoyant agate]

You heard about the new shrek movie? Shrek 6 i think.

[undone cypress]

okay now theyre just milking shrek

[spice wing]

burn it with a flamethrower if they keep the animation design

[buoyant agate]

Toy Story was good too, found out a long time ago it was like, 1995 or around that time,

[spice wing]

yea it was 95

its crazy how good it holds up

[fast gate]

Who’s with me? I’m trying to find where you would have some raging parties

[buoyant agate]

I was surprised, like, how has animation from big studios dropped in quality from back in the day, shouldn’t it be better cause of better technology, better software, and more options of how to animate?

Nowadays, they barely Wow me, transformers ONE was an exception, it was PEAK.

[obtuse marten]

Genuinely suffering rn

[obtuse marten]

Congestion in my nose and I'm coughing on a DRY THROAT

ALLAH END ME

PLEASE

[sullen nest]

Drink something warm if you have access to it

[fast gate]

Element of surprise💥💥💥💥

[buoyant agate]

Im gonna go drink some water real quick, hopefully that makes me cough much less.

[fast gate]

If you have a sword throat, drink some tea with honey in it or drink hot water with lemon in it and that will help. I have tried both of these methods before and they do work.

[undone cypress]

i have a cough and im over here eating a steak with my bare hands

[sleek stag]

What

[urban valve]

i eat food

[sleek stag]

Yes

[fast gate]

Yes

[urban valve]

i drink liquids

[fast gate]

Yes

[sleek stag]

Yes

[woven flicker]

Rib

[urban valve]

and i live

[fast gate]

No

[sleek stag]

So

[finite cedar]

There used to be little dogs made for the only purpose of running in a little wheel to turn cooking meat. And the breed is completely extinct now.

[woven flicker]

Live? Livedevil?

[fast gate]

Really I did not know that

[sleek stag]

I cant type bread with a thumbs up emoji wat

[fast gate]

how are you guys doing that?

[urban valve]

i gyuess

[finite cedar]

The bread emoji is banned

[fast gate]

Nvm I figured it out

[sleek stag]

No the thumbs up emoji

[finite cedar]

Its been that way so long i forgot why

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🥖

[finite cedar]

Different one

[sleek stag]

That baguette

[finite cedar]

The square one

[sleek stag]

🥪

[bleak warren]

people used to spam "bread 👍 " so that phrase is blocked

[sleek stag]

Wait this sandwich

[bleak warren]

and the bread emoji is too

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪 tehehe

[bleak warren]

same reason

[sleek stag]

Dam I typed that in

[bleak warren]

thank you for cookie

[urban valve]

i feel like only I should be able to put bread emojis

[dreamy knoll]

My oven broke so i had to use an easy bake oven to make baby ones

[finite cedar]

Thank you sponge

[urban valve]

because im goated

[sleek stag]

Who is bro

[finite cedar]

Hell if i know

[bleak warren]

bropane and bropane accessories

[finite cedar]

[worthy trellis]

A literal npc just said this btw

[sleek stag]

RandomNPCguy

[bleak warren]

there are many NPCs in this server

[fast gate]

Do you see my texts?

[dreamy knoll]

What texts

[bleak warren]

no, nobody sees them

[fast gate]

Huh

[finite cedar]

[bleak warren]

is a joke

[sleek stag]

I think they're invisible

[finite cedar]

I cant hear you

[bleak warren]

we can read your messages just fine

[dreamy knoll]

Enjoy this

[fast gate]

👊

[bleak warren]

aggressive

[fast gate]

#get trolled

[urban valve]

violent

[bleak warren]

bro should learn to chill and just vibe fr

[fast gate]

only on my good days

[fast gate]

right now I’m not even on my medication for ADHD

[dreamy knoll]

Smudge your 1 more gun away from 500 cookies

[fast gate]

so it it’s becoming a whole lot fun

[coral token]

[bleak warren]

guns can be exchanged for cookies? i know how to save Los Angeles

[sleek stag]

Cough syrup

[buoyant agate]

Smoodge

[indigo hull]

There is no saving LA

[fast gate]

Heck no

[bleak warren]

but COOKIES

[bleak warren]

funair

[fast gate]

Yes

[dreamy knoll]

How did u know i work out of LA

[sleek stag]

Oh... ok

[fast gate]

The type of ADHD medicine I take is in amphetamine family

[buoyant agate]

How are you?

[dreamy knoll]

Funair g'day

[buoyant agate]

Hello

[dreamy knoll]

Hru

[bleak warren]

having a tiring but good day, how are you?

[fast gate]

I'm doing good

[zinc frigate]

Oh I’m gonna punch the boss for the funny it’s not gonna do much anyways
nat fucking 20 and max damage on the punch

[fast gate]

right now, I feel like the third wheel in everyone’s messages

[mild shell]

Hi guys

[indigo hull]

Get the combo move

[dreamy knoll]

Imma roll for a nat 1 for no reason

[indigo hull]

Instakill

[sleek stag]

I feel like a person rn

[buoyant agate]

Very sick, my chest hurts because I’ve been coughing every 3 seconds, also had trouble sleeping, now I sleep starting 3 am because I can barely breath when I sleep, answer applies to Veemo as well.

[indigo hull]

You explode into bees

[lusty walrus]

I thought you said Ultrakill for a sec.

[fast gate]

Huh

[sleek stag]

Yes

[dreamy knoll]

Damn i just been title screen'd

[fast gate]

Ok

[bleak warren]

😟 that sounds scary, maybe you should see a doctor

[buoyant agate]

Im sure it’s fine, just caught a cold that had decided to be a major inconvenience

[fast gate]

still go see a doctor that sounds really serious

[finite cedar]

[buoyant agate]

Won’t be able to afford it, so can’t.

[coral token]

that sounds like your average strong flu

[fast gate]

oh

can we just have a second to curse out the healthcare cost?

[indigo hull]

A second has passed

Moving on

[buoyant agate]

Im just gonna tough it out, it’s just a runny nose, and a lot of coughing, thats it.

[dreamy knoll]

And you have found a 🍪

[fast gate]

Fine a whole hour

[finite cedar]

I updated this cos it looked off

[indigo hull]

🍕 in exchange i give you a pizza

[fast gate]

give me a cookie I want a cookie

[finite cedar]

[sleek stag]

It has, in fact not been an hour

[finite cedar]

Eh?

[fast gate]

@indigo hull Whyyyyyy

[mild shell]

Ì ran to my school expecting to see my.classmates except it was sunday (i got dragged to the acid cellar)

[sleek stag]

Look at the message above urs

[coral token]

no

[dreamy knoll]

[indigo hull]

Schrödinger? I HARDLY KNOW ER!?

[buoyant agate]

Really?

[sleek stag]

ok

[finite cedar]

You still have me lost. Im running off of like three jellybeans and a jellyfish

[fast gate]

I want a cookie

[indigo hull]

No only soup for you

Fresh from the soup store

[fast gate]

what kind of soup?

[sleek stag]

Uh I low-key forgor ngl

But it ok

[indigo hull]

[mild shell]

Ebelaberscasticspamgled star is a star from hit game astronomy fighters (coming 400EH)

[worthy trellis]

Can I have soup as well

[indigo hull]

It’s in the microwave

[fast gate]

No my my soup

it’s my precious

[indigo hull]

guys this soup is literally infinite

[buoyant agate]

Doesn’t really feel any different from the average cold.

[worthy trellis]

Hazzah

[indigo hull]

No wonder they had it on discount

[mild shell]

Higuruma
Engliah dub: higuruga

[fast gate]

still, it is my precious

[indigo hull]

Ok Sméagol

[upbeat copper]

I love my nephews they're so precious

[mild shell]

Il have fermented fish bone soup pls

[finite cedar]

gollum gollum

[fast gate]

One takeout order for chicken soup, please @indigo hull With some bread.

[worthy trellis]

I'll take sum uhhh

I'll take some soup probably

[indigo hull]

Would you like gallium in that soup?

Or could I interest you in peppered thulium

[worthy trellis]

No but I would like uranium

[indigo hull]

excellent choice

[fast gate]

no, I would like some chicken and radioactive goo

[worthy trellis]

Need the calories yknow

[mild shell]

Can i have some

[indigo hull]

Fair

[upbeat copper]

[indigo hull]

Uranium is a great source of calories

[upbeat copper]

Same with gasoline

[fast gate]

and it makes you glow

[indigo hull]

Indeed

[upbeat copper]

No it's radium that does that

[finite cedar]

I love eating gallium cos then when i spit on aluminum structures they become brittle after an hour

[fast gate]

@indigo hull what about my order?

[indigo hull]

it’ll materialize shortly

[flat silo]

Too bad it's so expensive 💔

[indigo hull]

Make your own lol

[upbeat copper]

Who says you gotta buy it

[drowsy bridge]

Steal it?

[fast gate]

NOM NOMNOM I love my soup thank you @indigo hull

[drowsy bridge]

THIEVERY??

[indigo hull]

Better yet look at older internal combustion engines like the Benz Motorwagen

[flat silo]

You make an excellent case

[indigo hull]

It used a type of alcohol for fuel iirc

[upbeat copper]

No I produce it with my body

[drowsy bridge]

??

[fast gate]

and then you can sell it

[upbeat copper]

Well it's kinda weird selling my own sweat

[indigo hull]

The beam that turns blood into gasoline

[worthy trellis]

@indigo hull Where's my soup man i been waiting

[indigo hull]

🍲

[fast gate]

@upbeat copper blood sweat and tears is how most of the hard work gets achieved

[drowsy bridge]

You’re going to be like kidnapped by the government to be tested on

[indigo hull]

Aperture Labs would like a word

[worthy trellis]

🤤

[upbeat copper]

I'm literally a robot made by a [REDACTED]

[fast gate]

@indigo hull thank you for my soup the radioactive goo was especially radioactive

[drowsy bridge]

Random thought I had

[mild shell]

What if cars had a baby vompartment in the frony

[drowsy bridge]

I used to be in a server where the server owner was getting pissed off at people for saying “get real” it was literally in the rules and had a trigger warning

Correction, I used to be active in the server

[indigo hull]

That’s crazy

[fast gate]

Wow

[drowsy bridge]

Ownership got changed and that also immediately got changed

[mild shell]

Whats the server

Dm me

[drowsy bridge]

Floppa cafe

Or well it’s happy canteen now or something

[upbeat copper]

I was made to [REDACTED] and I do it by [REDACTED] in a corpse that my [REDACTED] and endoskeleton has made as its own flesh

[drowsy bridge]

They changed it, saying “get real” doesn’t do anything bruh😭

[worthy trellis]

Fortnite reference???

[mild shell]

[REDACTED]

[fast gate]

[REDACTED]

[upbeat copper]

??

[zinc frigate]

[drowsy bridge]

MY NAME IS EDWIN, I MADE THE MIMIC 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥

[mild shell]

Why does it copy whenever i click it

[fast gate]

Nice

[dreamy knoll]

Thats is imma remove another factory

[undone cypress]

whats with trans girls and being obsessed with fallout new vegas i have like 3 friends that love fallout nv

[dreamy knoll]

Wait nv mentioned?

[drowsy bridge]

It’s a really good game

[mild shell]

Rennis tall

[undone cypress]

that makes 4

[drowsy bridge]

Or so I’ve been told

[zinc frigate]

Idk it’s just a trans game

[upbeat copper]

I'm basically the mimic but much more high tech, the mimic in lore is just a bunch of scrap compared to my design, I was designed by the great [REDACTED] in [REDACTED]

[zinc frigate]

[drowsy bridge]

Idk my friend really likes fallout in general

[dreamy knoll]

Hru

[upbeat copper]

[lusty gorge]

Holy shart

My Internet is finally working again

[dreamy knoll]

You

[dreamy knoll]

Eating the cord again

[mild shell]

Pizza pie is a lie you see in the original 1976 classic song parmesan is on my doorstep from italy
Im deepfried from copying that

[lusty gorge]

Guillotine at 4 AM

[dreamy knoll]

Removing your thumbs at 1am

[lusty gorge]

Now that's overkill

[mild shell]

Alaskan bullworm

[woven flicker]

🫂 🦖 💚

Only Aurelia gets kindness

[mild shell]

Peppa pig is considered illegal in china

Due to her being apart of the pyang chiang festival in a abandoned hospital

[dreamy knoll]

[woven flicker]

ACK

[undone cypress]

guacamole

[woven flicker]

HOLY SHIT THERES A THUNDER STORM WARNING

WOAHHHHHHH

LETS GOOOO

[mild shell]

I was logning

Log + mewing

[woven flicker]

Fuck it’s going right pass us 😭😭😭

[mild shell]

Im constatly expanding the mph of my speed causing me to go closer to a specific point amd that were you are everytime u constantly stand still im rapidly approaching you u should keep running

Thats what my classmate said when we called him a nerd

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah i told it to

[mild shell]

Shimmy shimmy yah shimmy ah swalalala

Im closer to image perms now

[peak sentinel]

ngl Im trans and I never had too big of an interest in Fallout, the show is good tho

but thats just me

[woven flicker]

The fake hedgehog…

[lusty gorge]

I guess you can say it falls out of your interests

[woven flicker]

You stink

[peak sentinel]

Chicxulub be upon ye

[lusty gorge]

[woven flicker]

💥

[mental tulip]

hi

[jade sail]

hiii

[mild shell]

Ima create a gibberish word that doesnt mean anything

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[mild shell]

Spangled star

[coral token]

Ok

[tired dove]

hello

[mild shell]

Construction site

[chrome compass]

My dyslexic ass read this as “I have much lean” 😭

[jade sail]

mmmmm lean,,,

[mild shell]

Liserine

Spamgled

Thubder dragon kingdom

[jade sail]

someone said dragon im here now

[mild shell]

Spangled chinchilla

Plant based chinchilla diapers

Spangled chinchilla is a spanhled splated pattened chair for plant based bim
King

Bike

[chrome compass]

What is this goober yapping about

[upbeat copper]

I just got the longest fucking cigarettes I've ever seen

These things are fucking cigars at this point

Like I'm talking 4 inches long

[ornate kernel]

Oh my god, my mom called me and I didn't know I have the girl voice filter on 😭

[upbeat copper]

[rancid garden]

a what now

[drowsy bridge]

They’re trying to pass legislation to lower insulin prices

[rancid garden]

ah

[drowsy bridge]

Very cool

[upbeat copper]

Hmmmm new potential friend

[faint olive]

Did you know that 2/3s of the world is filled by ocean?

[upbeat copper]

Yeah I learned that in 2nd grade

[faint olive]

🔥

[misty garden]

Live server :)

[upbeat copper]

It usually is

[undone cypress]

no im die

[upbeat copper]

not allowed

You are a citizen of earth 2

Death will not be tolerated

[faint olive]

You must be a big fan of board games!

[upbeat copper]

[faint olive]

Woah woah! What’s all this about?

[upbeat copper]

Bad joke, sentenced to death

[faint olive]

This can’t be happening!

[upbeat copper]

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[verbal anchor]

Tech!

[narrow atlas]

Hello Rosé

[verbal anchor]

Hruu

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[verbal anchor]

Cookie!

[narrow atlas]

Tired
Wbu

[verbal anchor]

Very happy. And tired lol

[carmine venture]

Hope that goes through

[woven flicker]

THE THUNDER STOM CAME

WOAHHHHHHH

[dreamy knoll]

Enjoy

[dreamy knoll]

Removing it

[woven flicker]

NAUR

LET ME ENJOY THIS I LOVE THUNDER STORMS

[dreamy knoll]

Nope

[faint olive]

Storms always seem to surge in from time to time

[zinc frigate]

[verbal anchor]

Banished

[faint olive]

Why is this happening?

[verbal anchor]

Bad joke

[faint olive]

I love making bad jokes

[lethal sierra]

[woven flicker]

Gn eveyone

The storm is calling me

[faint olive]

erejim

[tired temple]

Ok I think something is actually wrong with me I woke up at 2pm, was awake normally until like 6, but then kept blackening out until mid night right now

[verbal anchor]

You!

[woven flicker]

⛈️⛈️⛈️⛈️⛈️
🦖

[verbal anchor]

Goose!

[lethal sierra]

Hello rose hru doing

[verbal anchor]

Very happy:)

[fast gate]

Wasssup

[rancid garden]

huh

what did i do

[upbeat copper]

You seem cool and you are friend shaped

[upbeat copper]

HI PRETTY LADY

[rancid garden]

[steady owl]

I’m looking forward to the Ocarina of Time remake

[zinc frigate]

That would be you

[zinc frigate]

The what??? Girl that came out 10 years ago

[upbeat copper]

Nuh uh

[zinc frigate]

That’s how I beat oot

[undone cypress]

there is
a new one
i think

[steady owl]

They’re doing a Switch 2 remake for the 40th anniversary

[zinc frigate]

…what

[undone cypress]

see

[zinc frigate]

Did they like officially reveal this

[fast gate]

Wasssup

[steady owl]

No clue, someone told me

[rancid garden]

i actually made zelda funny enough

im john zelda

[zinc frigate]

Hey at least it’s not skyward sword for the third anniversary in a row

[fast gate]

@zinc frigate @steady owl What are we talking about

[zinc frigate]

Gurl I am Jane Zelda I know waaaaaay too much about Zelda

WAIT

If they’re remaking oot…. That would likely mean

you’ve met with a terrible fate, haven’t you?

[steady owl]

Ok so I just checked, it was leaked, and Nintendo is FURIOUS about it

[zinc frigate]

Oh

[faint olive]

Where is my burger

[zinc frigate]

I hate leaks lol

[steady owl]

I thought it was officially announced 😭 Im sorry Autumn

[rancid garden]

the new zelda will have a dedicated pissing minigame where if you fail you get to see miyamoto slowly frown at you for 35 seconds

[fast gate]

@zinc frigate @steady owl huh I came in the middle of the conversation.

[woven flicker]

I’m so calm rn

[zinc frigate]

It’s fine, you had no idea

[woven flicker]

You know you can like rely to people right?

[steady owl]

Dude, if you read the messages, you’ll find all the context needed

[woven flicker]

There’s no need to “@“ them all the time

[faint olive]

This really takes advantage of the switch 2’s hardware capabilities

[zinc frigate]

Besides now I can speculate on a majoras mask remake which if it happens I’m just screaming in joy

You can’t remake oot and not remake mm

[fast gate]

Oh yeah

[woven flicker]

Sigh

[fast gate]

What are you talking about

[woven flicker]

I’m to happy rn to get mad

And tired

[fast gate]

Sorry

[steady owl]

Judging by the fact it’s a remake and not a remaster, that means they’ll be making it from the ground up too, so thats so cool

[woven flicker]

It’s fine it happens to the best of us

[steady owl]

I wonder if they’ll use the BOTW engine?

[fast gate]

right now, my head is so tired because it is six in Kona and where I live. It is eight.

and so my sleep schedule is all messed up

[woven flicker]

It’s 11:20pm for me

[rancid garden]

yes, the switch 2's amazing power of running 5 year old games at 25 fps

glory to nintendo!!!

[fast gate]

Oh

[woven flicker]

Shit need to fall asleep tho

[fast gate]

Yeah

[zinc frigate]

Hey excuse you, the switch 2 can run its shop without lag

[faint olive]

To be fair it is a handheld

[woven flicker]

I’m bored rn

[fast gate]

I can vouch for this because I used to have the old Nintendo switch and it shopped would lag all the time

[fast gate]

Same

[woven flicker]

Most of my friends aren’t online 😭

[fast gate]

I hate when that happens

[zinc frigate]

Besides Nintendo has never been one to spec into graphics, saying you play Nintendo for graphics is close to saying you played Atari for graphics

[woven flicker]

Yeah but like oh well

[verbal anchor]

Nuh uh

[fast gate]

Ooooo drama

[woven flicker]

I worry for them to much and so like- oh hi rosé

[verbal anchor]

Wha

[zinc frigate]

Nintendo focuses on fun games and fucking over anyone that dares to even think of Mario

[verbal anchor]

Howdy

[woven flicker]

Biting you

[verbal anchor]

Gasp

[woven flicker]

Hru?

[fast gate]

Yo pause

[verbal anchor]

Happy. But Aries went to bed sadly

[woven flicker]

Oof

[rancid garden]

my psp could run games at higher frame rates bro

[woven flicker]

I could wake them up :3c

[verbal anchor]

(I sent her to bed)

(She needs sleep)

[steady owl]

I’m going to play devil’s advocate here; I prefer the Switch 2 over other modern consoles purely due to the joycons, specifically the mouse function. You can use it as a controller, and a mouse at the exact same time. It combines the easy-to-remember controls of controllers and the easy and accurate turns of a mouse. I feel like more controllers should do this, though knowing nintendo they’ve probably patented it and no one will ever be able to use it

[woven flicker]

True…but like I can be very evil rn

[fast gate]

(screams really loudly)

[woven flicker]

That’s was close to a text wall

[steady owl]

Genuinely the best controller ever made imo

[woven flicker]

Scared me there for a seconded

[steady owl]

Nuh uh

[woven flicker]

Yuh uh

[fast gate]

Yuh uh

[woven flicker]

I won’t tho

Everyone’s needs sleep

Besides me (nocturnal)

[faint olive]

The psp doesn’t run modern games though which I should have mentioned before

[fast gate]

Same!!!!!

[rancid garden]

counter argument: the ps2 has crash twinsanity

therefore, ps2 win!!!!!

[zinc frigate]

It is also like the cheapest modern system, by now you can likely find a used one for like still above 400 but less than retail price

[rancid garden]

(brian unrelated)

[steady owl]

Fuck, it is patented

[woven flicker]

Brian griffin

[steady owl]

Meaning only nintendo will ever be able to use it

[zinc frigate]

Ofc it’s patented

[rancid garden]

he died.....

rest in peaces..........

[urban valve]

gydwawa

[woven flicker]

RIB

[urban valve]

yeah

[faint olive]

Soon Nintendo is gonna patent the word Nintendo

[zinc frigate]

Because why let anyone else use big corporations good ideas when patents are meant to protect the little guy

[woven flicker]

RAHHHHH

[urban valve]

gulp

[woven flicker]

HOW THE FREAK ARE YOU

[rancid garden]

nintendo making patents be like

"yea so we actually invented mustaches so like either you shave that shit off or the yakuza is gonna fuck u up"

[urban valve]

i dont know

[verbal anchor]

Rib!

[woven flicker]

What

[steady owl]

Can’t believe I can’t obey the laws of physics now because Nintendo patented the physics of a person moving on a moving object 😔

[woven flicker]

Also isn’t late for you?

[zinc frigate]

Love Nintendo games, but I hate the company

[steady owl]

Genuinely shocked they tried doing this btw

Just because TOTK uses it

[woven flicker]

Go to bed rib

[zinc frigate]

They patented catching monsters in balls I’m pretty sure, solely to try and fuck over palworld

[woven flicker]

You should also go to sleep

[zinc frigate]

I’m gonna make a creature catcher that uses triangles or potion bottles, so it’s not a ball

[urban valve]

its only 9

[steady owl]

They’re going to patent catching bugs in a net soon

[woven flicker]

Yeah and you need the rest

Sleep

[urban valve]

yeah ill go to sleep at some point

[zinc frigate]

Sorry we invented jumping in games you can’t do that now we patented it

[woven flicker]

That some point is rn

Sleep

[faint olive]

We at Nintendo have patented the use of melee weapons

[verbal anchor]

I will soon

[zinc frigate]

“Sorry we at Nintendo patented the country of Italy you can’t go there anymore and we will be cutting it off from the rest of the earth soon”

[woven flicker]

I don’t wanna

But like I should…

[steady owl]

To play devils advocate again, at least they still use the things they patent, unlike Warner Bros. and the Nemesis System

[verbal anchor]

Sleep during the storm

[zinc frigate]

I mean true

[woven flicker]

Was gonna but my rooms is stupidly hot rn

[steady owl]

It’s almost been 9 fucking years since they used it

[zinc frigate]

Don’t forget segas “lock on technology” they used for sonic and knuckles and nothing else

[woven flicker]

Chat died

Guess I’ll sleep

[faint olive]

Or blast processing?

[zinc frigate]

Loading screen minigames

[faint olive]

Bandai namco

Or is it capcom

[zinc frigate]

Idk who but I know it was patented and never used again

[steady owl]

No fucking shot. You know the rules of the internet? Rule 83 was changed. Now, it’s this:
Rule 83: if any door, hole, portal, or room transition exists, it can lead to 8-3; FRAUD /// THIRD – DISINTEGRATION LOOP

[faint olive]

Whuh

[zinc frigate]

And now it can’t be since like look how little loading times there are now

[faint olive]

Yeah slate drives are pretty solid now

[steady owl]

Rule 83 of the internet is now about Ultrakill

Ok, back to work with me

[faint olive]

Wow that sounds ultra killer yo

Ba-dum-tsh?

[drowsy bridge]

Tummy ache ☹️

☹️

[zinc frigate]

I don’t wannaaaaa do homework

[drowsy bridge]

I DONT HAVE ANY GINGER

[zinc frigate]

But if I don’t I’m gonna fail another class

[dreamy knoll]

Do

[zinc frigate]

but no wanna

[dreamy knoll]

🍪

[flat silo]

Checks out

[tired temple]

I think I’m actually sick

[fluid crescent]

Did it for the nookie

[finite cedar]

So you could get that cookie?

[fluid crescent]

Yes

Im gonna keep on rollin rolin rolin

[finite cedar]

Im gonna break stuff

[hollow cobalt]

Hello chat

[upbeat copper]

CAN I TRY AND READ YOU A BEDTIME STORY

Nvm i still can't speak

[verbal anchor]

Once upon a time. There was a Aurelia. She went to bed. The end

[upbeat copper]

But IM not sleepy, I wanna make OTHER people sleepy

I'm the sandwoman

I give people good dreams

Yknow what I'm gonna make the silly people on YouTube read me a bedtime story so I can get sleepy

[dreamy knoll]

Sleep the pair of ya

[upbeat copper]

Shhh I'm sleeping

[dreamy knoll]

[upbeat copper]

Hey stop that I'm tryna sleep over here

Smh my head

[dreamy knoll]

No more sleep

[upbeat copper]

It's bed time

[finite cedar]

What?

[dreamy knoll]

Not anymore

[upbeat copper]

I gave up immediately because I threw up

[drowsy bridge]

I thought that said sandworm 🥀

[finite cedar]

Im so lost lol

[upbeat copper]

I was gonna try and practice talking to someone and you were the first person I saw that I'm familiar with

[finite cedar]

Ohhhhh

[upbeat copper]

But then I tried on my own and threw up on the floor

So I gave up

[finite cedar]

Fair enough

[upbeat copper]

I hate having a brain

It stinks

[upbeat copper]

Hey can you make the science people do the experiments on me and take my brain

I need a new one

[finite cedar]

All you have to do is hand them a paper that says you have frail Bub syndrome

[upbeat copper]

I see

[coral tulip]

Im gonna bite bub on the arm

[upbeat copper]

That's not very kind

[finite cedar]

I will return the bite

[coral tulip]

They do it to me all the time

[upbeat copper]

That's also not kind

[finite cedar]

Yea i bite them all the time

[buoyant agate]

Im gonna sleep now

[finite cedar]

[coral tulip]

Its fine its just how we communicate

Creature to creature communication

[upbeat copper]

Omar bites me and it's not very nice

I'm just a little lady

(6'8" 286 lbs)

[coral tulip]

Bub is “cook and milkies” now apparently
Idk how they managed to say that

[finite cedar]

I mispoke horribly

[upbeat copper]

Yeah you did milkies

[coral tulip]

They were trying to say milk and cookies

[strong sequoia]

Heyo

[upbeat copper]

Go to bed its sleepy time

[strong sequoia]

Is 4pm for me..

[upbeat copper]

I don't care it's bed time for me so you have to sleep

[strong sequoia]

No.

[upbeat copper]

Yuh

[coral tulip]

After i came home from work i took pain meds got incredibly sleepy me and bub went and got taco bell and then i fell asleep after that and i slept on and off for like 6 hours.

And im still sleepy

The curse of employment

[upbeat copper]

[coral tulip]

Working while in a flare up gotta be the worst shit ever

[upbeat copper]

Hey did you know that this bub character is actually like super cool and awesome?

[coral tulip]

You mean bub, my pookie, the person im engaged to

Yeah i did know

[upbeat copper]

Permayhaps

Also congrats

[upbeat copper]

Is sleepy time now

[zinc frigate]

no

[upbeat copper]

But I'm eeby sleeby

[zinc frigate]

then you go eep

[upbeat copper]

But you just said no

[zinc frigate]

thought you were telling me to go sleep

[upbeat copper]

Oh

I may be stupid

Ive been driving all day for work

[meager ermine]

anyone here mess around with morse code at all?

[zinc frigate]

same

[upbeat copper]

Goob night my sillies

[upbeat copper]

Also nuh uh you beautiful mf

Now night night

I sleeb

[zinc frigate]

im just dumb lol, but gn silly

[candid sable]

Hello

[torpid chasm]

Doorframe

[south raven]

Alo

[kind briar]

Chat it's 2 AM for me should I go to bed?

[rose jay]

love doesn’t need to be perfect it just needs to be true. - day three of spreading positivity 🫂

[mental tulip]

hi

[coral token]

Throws a rock at you and you die

🥹❤️

[mental tulip]

LOL

[south raven]

Gives chat a

Hello

[coral token]

No positivity in my server please , thanks

[coral token]

Mmmmm my grandma makes a great rabbit casserole

[rose jay]

let hate consume u and u lose yourself. give in to love and u lose your peace. yet u focus on yourself u find happiness, let yourself be happy or your life will not be…

[south raven]

The domestic rabbit isn't meant for eating

[coral token]

I ain't reading allat

[coral token]

Throws another rock at you

And you die, again

womp womp womp

[rose jay]

mods ban this incel

[coral token]

Mods, ban this cringelord

Wait I'm mods

[rose jay]

whos gonna tell him

[coral token]

Ñehehehehehe

🪨 🪨 🪨 🪨 🪨 🪨

[zinc frigate]

Who is blocked message and why does Thales keep throwing rocks at it

[rose jay]

its me

[coral token]

LMAO

#blocked

[rose jay]

ur husband

[south raven]

I don't recall why I have them on my list as well

[zinc frigate]

Idk who they are but uhhh I’ll throw a rock

[rose jay]

bc i spoil movies

[rose jay]

tell them im the spoiler watch how fast they know

[zinc frigate]

I know why I do, but it’s not all that important why

[rose jay]

LMAOOOO

[south raven]

Oh, yeah that's a pretty reasonable thing to block for

[rose jay]

LMAOO

[zinc frigate]

-# mainly since it isn’t ban worthy

[rose jay]

na

[rose jay]

they just crybabies

[south raven]

Maybe don't do that

[rose jay]

alr did

[elfin wing]

so goated at ultrakill..

[rose jay]

id do it again 😭 😭 😭 the whole chat was mad asf it was so funny

[mental tulip]

jimbo

[zinc frigate]

I feel like they’re talking shit about me so I’m rolling for attack

[elfin wing]

they aren't

[rose jay]

yk what im saying

no need to manipulate yourself into thinking u dont

[zinc frigate]

Oof that’s an 11 I think that means more rocks

[south raven]

They're saying why its okay to act like a piece of shit

[zinc frigate]

I just have a hunch they’re saying stupid shit

[elfin wing]

bub reacted to himself

[mental tulip]

i feel g

[elfin wing]

you'd be right about that

[south raven]

If they're allowed to act like that, I'm allowed to call them out for it

[zinc frigate]

Was gonna correct to them but you not speaking about the beetle

[mental tulip]

ga

[elfin wing]

ooooh, did he do something

[rose jay]

yes u can

[finite cedar]

Eh?

[elfin wing]

not you

[rose jay]

yes i spoiled a movie and he started crying

[zinc frigate]

Lmao we had the same thought

[elfin wing]

bub as in like how wolverine says

[finite cedar]

I have a weird ability to always show up when i get mentioned

[elfin wing]

i don't think anyone was crying
i think you were just being annoying

[rose jay]

@finite cedar

[finite cedar]

Well not always but like pretty often

[rose jay]

nope he was typing all caps begging to ban me crying to mods

[elfin wing]

who is this "he"

[south raven]

I thought you used to be a part of the cool dudes gang

What happened to that

[rose jay]

hydro

[zinc frigate]

They spoiled something after someone asked politely for people not to spoil thing for them, and then ragebaited after

[finite cedar]

I never was?

[zinc frigate]

You know I can see your messages right? I’m a woman

[south raven]

Ah I see

[elfin wing]

i'm seeing no caps

[south raven]

Well, I still think you're cool

[zinc frigate]

It says 1 blocked message but I can still click and see

[finite cedar]

I wasnt here last time they did it so i couldn’t have gotten it

[elfin wing]

seems like that's all they really like to do
"spreading positivity" my ass

[finite cedar]

I don’t really think i woulda gotten the role if i never left anyway

[south raven]

I have a hunch they won't respect proper pronouns

[rose jay]

ik u can im talking abt u for a reason bc ur manipulating chat into thinking im a bad person ts so funny

[zinc frigate]

Nah it’s very clearly rage bait, still pisses me tf off

[elfin wing]

brother, you are doing NOTHING to help your case

[rose jay]

i cant see pronouns bc im BLOCKED

[rose jay]

there is no case SHE is slow

[zinc frigate]

And you’re the one purposely misgendering me, so I’d recommend you stop before I call a mod

[elfin wing]

looking back on their message history and their current messages, it's just sad
not even ragebait at this point