general

[white aspen]

Ok so like I’m on call with someone and it won’t let me go on speaker mode, like I’d click the button and it would just turn off

[coral token]

it hates you

[remote dock]

Piss bottle lemonade don't ask where I got it load it into the piss nuke

[cobalt wasp]

wtfdym

[coral token]

can we please stop talking about piss

it's weird and lowkey gross.

[mild shell]

Good job steak

[remote dock]

I got it from the sniper

[karmic shell]

hiding behind a wall image

[white aspen]

Guys please bro

😭

[karmic shell]

oh my name is gone
im back!

[bleak warren]

oh wait i said to stop pinging that guy

[robust pelican]

Then just mute the people talking about it

[upbeat copper]

I vow to stop talking about it for the rest of my life

[bleak warren]

time to go back and warn the people who did it

[coral token]

ok you first

[robust pelican]

Hi stupid (btw I don't think ur stupid that's just your name)

[remote dock]

I also got sandvich from heavy a bonk from scout scrumpy from demo and some Jager from medic am I missing anyone

[upbeat copper]

Again I'm sorry for bringing him up in the first place

[robust pelican]

Go ahead I don't care I'm just trying to chat

[mild shell]

🗣️ Idk turn it off and on again?? (Peppa pig reference)

[olive compass]

trains

[coral token]

a timeut sounds tasty rn

[obtuse marten]

People when moisthypocritical

[coral token]

you deal with it smudge, me gotta work now

[robust pelican]

I'm sorry for mentioning poop bazooka we must keep his legacy alive

[karmic shell]

im leaving this chat smells

[upbeat copper]

Agreed

[robust pelican]

Everyone we must keep poop bazookas legacy alive

[mild shell]

Ima go to the other channels

[white aspen]

Did that Alr.

[remote dock]

Has anyone seen my sandvich I left it in the fridge

[white aspen]

I ate it

[robust pelican]

It's your enemy melly bro

You gotta defend your sandwhich

Fight fight fight!

[remote dock]

No that was a gift to heavy for saving me in the Afghan war

[white aspen]

cutely smirks

[mild shell]

[coral token]

😬

[white aspen]

Welp I ate it, got some yummy black mold on it

[robust pelican]

You here to see the fight too?

[mild shell]

What fight ?

[remote dock]

I will use evil '70s not good times magic on you bim bop boop pow gun in yo mouth bang

[brisk pasture]

RIKA WHAT DID YOU DO

[white aspen]

😱

[robust pelican]

It's cause the magic hedgehog from the 70s got his sandwich ate by melly that's why

[robust pelican]

Military!

[robust pelican]

I mean Miku!

[mild shell]

Awesome want popcorn

[drowsy bridge]

I just realized, why is your tag Clem?

[robust pelican]

Yea thanks man

[drowsy bridge]

Like Clem reference?

[remote dock]

It was for heavy now heavy is in control and will eat the cat nom nom nom

[frozen laurel]

Warframe

[mild shell]

Its bf from the hit game tuesday arvo karaoke

[remote dock]

Warframe fuck yeah it's the best ftp Warframe

[frozen laurel]

Clem is a popular character in that game

[robust pelican]

What is Warframe and should I try it??

[white aspen]

No

[remote dock]

Yes if you have the 80hd yes

[mild shell]

§ s
S

[remote dock]

Yes

[robust pelican]

I don't have 80hd

I have 70hd

Thats why my name is evil

[white aspen]

Nope I have magical powers too and I turn invisible and I run away without you knowing

[mild shell]

I have 2016 magic

[robust pelican]

I have 2007 magic

[languid grove]

Meow

[remote dock]

I cast 2001 magic

[mild shell]

The magic is a match stick

[robust pelican]

Nah I cast 100 bc magic

[indigo hull]

ok Sulla

[mild shell]

I cast 2011 yt magic

[remote dock]

The tower's fall in rise to my army the tsa

[languid grove]

ROSS

ROSS ROSS ROSS

[heavy flare]

Hello

[languid grove]

[robust pelican]

Nah id cast Wii u YouTube port magic

[remote dock]

No water on your flight

[languid grove]

RAAAGGHHHH HELLO

[upbeat copper]

Rika

[languid grove]

Hallo Aurelia :3

[heavy flare]

How’s it goin

[robust pelican]

Who is this rika person and are they famous or something??

[remote dock]

Ahahahahahahaha ahahahahahahaha ahahahahahahaha ahahahahahahaha ahahahahahahaha

[mild shell]

🗣️ Freddy sanford and his son

[upbeat copper]

HI HI HI HI HOW ARE YOU SILLY LITTLE LADY?

[languid grove]

Yeah I’m the one who kissed your mother

[mild shell]

Frire

[languid grove]

[remote dock]

It's a spy

[robust pelican]

Check my status I already did it first 😈😈😈 that's why my name is evil

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[mild shell]

YES I FINALLY HAVE OVER 1000 DD IM CLOSE IMAGE PERMS

[coral token]

😬

[robust pelican]

Whats dd?

[upbeat copper]

[mild shell]

Uhh

[remote dock]

Fuck you clanker oh wait forgive me mechanicus I didn't realize it was you

[mild shell]

Does vro not know?

[robust pelican]

I want image perms

[coral token]

rika, i recommend you leave until these kids leave.

[robust pelican]

No I do not know bro 😢

[mild shell]

If you chat u get dd

[robust pelican]

What I do

[mild shell]

Image perms is 1500 dd

[coral token]

#roles

[indigo hull]

did the twitch chat leak or something?

[robust pelican]

How do I check my dd

[remote dock]

The fuck is dd

[upbeat copper]

Thales, please for the love of all that is good ban this guy, I will never ask anything of you ever again

[robust pelican]

Thanks

[mild shell]

Uhh / then dd balance

[coral token]

i don't have a reason to

yet

[indigo hull]

who?

[mild shell]

So /dd balance

[narrow atlas]

Please tell me you know the actual origin, and proper use of clanker instead of using it in a way to joke about saying slurs

[heavy flare]

Can I get banned

[coral token]

yes

[robust pelican]

How do I get chill dude

[heavy flare]

Awesome sauce

[coral token]

you don't

[robust pelican]

I'm trying to talk to people

[mild shell]

U chill?

[coral token]

wrong

[upbeat copper]

No the fuck he is NOT

[robust pelican]

But it feels like Im a ghost

[remote dock]

To hate on the bots on the helldiver and necron fronts

[languid grove]

Oh bye Ross

[mild shell]

Just talk

[upbeat copper]

Probably because you're weird as fuck and nobody likes you here?

[indigo hull]

you're not doing a very good job at it I must say

[mild shell]

Ok

[robust pelican]

What was I being weied about I didn't say anything weird

[indigo hull]

unless your goal was to alienate yourself from the rest of us

in which i do believe you've accomplished

[urban valve]

WOA

[upbeat copper]

[frozen laurel]

Aurelia

[urban valve]

WHAT is happening 🤔

[mild shell]

Ima go to yt to hibernate bye guys

[upbeat copper]

HI ILLUMI HOW ARE YOU SILLY PERSON

[indigo hull]

iPad kids

[magic elbow]

guys i figured out how to do gutteral vocals

[sinful tulip]

hi chat

[robust pelican]

Do I have to leak my address or something?

[little trench]

Hello

[frozen laurel]

A bit annoyed, but I'm playing warframe to try and put my mind off of it for now

[narrow atlas]

Wrong. It was a term in Star Wars that clones used to refer to battle droids. It was then popularized during a player boom for Star Wars battle front. It than was turned into a term to make jokes about slurs

[queen hinge]

Whats good peoples

[upbeat copper]

Speedrunning a ban?

[uncut briar]

What?😭🥀

[robust pelican]

You didn't even tell me

[upbeat copper]

Aw I'm sorry 🫂

[sinful tulip]

hi

[remote dock]

I forgot about that and I called myself a star wars fan

[upbeat copper]

Half of the shit you're saying is weird

[uncut briar]

What’s going on

[indigo hull]

look at his status...

[upbeat copper]

I'm not interacting with this idiot anymore

[languid grove]

I’m making a list of some psychologically dark books to read at the library but sadly my library doesn’t have ‘I have no mouth and I must scream’

[robust pelican]

What do I have to do for someone to at least see one of my messages do I have too spend life savings on random stuff from the store?

[heavy flare]

Smelly in here anyway

[sinful tulip]

ihnmaims mentioned!!

[robust pelican]

Tell me one then

[coral token]

you are not entitled to get everyones attention

if people find you boring or uninteresting, they won't respond

[robust pelican]

I never said I did I just wanna chat gang

[wet ivy]

Guys i just got a platinum trophy on ps5

[narrow atlas]

The average use of it sadly is used in a bigoted context. A word for the wise if you see anyone use some kinda variation of it than they are using a word that is unironically based on irl slurs

[indigo hull]

damn bro really is that desparate?

[coral token]

then chat

[languid grove]

My bad I forgot to spray the room spray this morning

[upbeat copper]

Leave the server and find a new one because you fucked up your social credit here

[coral token]

but you ain't gonna get a response all the time

[sinful tulip]

awesome!

[robust pelican]

I am

[brisk pasture]

._.

[uncut briar]

I think everyone needs to take a chill pill

[elfin wing]

there's an audiobook of it on youtube, read by the writer

[wet ivy]

Its on the hardest souls game

[indigo hull]

-99999 social credit

[robust pelican]

By chatting?

[remote dock]

Right I'm am sorry I just don't like Xenos or the rust buckets

[upbeat copper]

Thank you

[upbeat copper]

[indigo hull]

always gotta look out for the homies

[languid grove]

Aurelia again you’re being like equally if not MORE mean to someone who just simply broke rules instead of allowing a mod to deal with it

[wet ivy]

Its bloodborne I think?

[heavy flare]

That would be worse 😭

[upbeat copper]

FUCK I FORGET

[languid grove]

It’s becoming a pattern I think you need to break

[heavy flare]

I hate room sprays

[languid grove]

I love them

[upbeat copper]

IM SORRYYYY ITS A BAD HABIT I KNOW

[languid grove]

If just sprayed like once a week they’re very nice

[upbeat copper]

[languid grove]

It’s okay, if I see it happen again I will call it out though because it really isn’t fair

[heavy flare]

I used to help out at a bath and body works when my mom worked there, I hate them

[narrow atlas]

It’s fine. Just keep my advice in mind. Bigots are a plague on the sci-fi communities, and it is important to know how to identify, and differentiate yourself from them

[languid grove]

That places gives me a headache

[heavy flare]

Those room sprays are so thick you can’t breathe

[upbeat copper]

Thank you I wish I had the words to explain why I do it but even I don't really know

[remote dock]

Thank you may the force be with you

[heavy flare]

Candle day shoppers are the real headaches

[languid grove]

It’s okay again

[narrow atlas]

May the emperors light guide you brother

[upbeat copper]

[indigo hull]

it happens to me too

[upbeat copper]

I'm Scottish and was raised in a way that makes it hard to control my words/temper

[ruby zealot]

GUESS WHOS BACK?!?!?!?

[upbeat copper]

HENLO PUPPY

[indigo hull]

i was wondering where tf you went

[ruby zealot]

medition or sum shit

[heavy flare]

Scottish accent best accent

[indigo hull]

fair

[remote dock]

May liberty guide you

[upbeat copper]

THANK YOU I LOVE YOU FOR THAT

[ruby zealot]

and did yall miss lil ol me?

[heavy flare]

I love listening to Scottish people it’s the best

[upbeat copper]

Yes but also no because Im in another server with you

[upbeat copper]

I also love my accent (I say, as a mute person)

[indigo hull]

lwk think i should try learning bagpipes

[ruby zealot]

lmao i remembered i dont have my roles anymore

[upbeat copper]

I can give you lessons

[indigo hull]

sweet

dunno where the hell im gonna find a good set tho

[upbeat copper]

It'll be $10 per session though because I'm a greedy little goblin (and also I need to make about 800 bucks to go home)

[ruby zealot]

here 10 dd

[upbeat copper]

Thank you

[heavy flare]

Nothing beats a deep southern american accent. No I get to laugh, understand and not understand all at the same time

[ruby zealot]

okay but night chat

[uncut briar]

Jamaican

[coral token]

point and laugh

[indigo hull]

honestly better price than getting actual lessons

im in 💵

[upbeat copper]

I'm actually half Jamaican, half Scottish so my accent was a mix of both (when I could still speak)

[wet ivy]

How do I submit ylyl memes?

[uncut briar]

No WAY

[ruby zealot]

ARIE WHAT

[upbeat copper]

Yup

[uncut briar]

That’s actually so cool

[coral token]

#ylyl-rules❗

[upbeat copper]

Did you not know I was half Jamaican?

[wet ivy]

Thx

[ruby zealot]

NO???

wait

[upbeat copper]

I TELL PEOPLE ALL THE TIME HOW

[ruby zealot]

i think you told me

[coral token]

also please change that pfp, that will get you in trouble here

[upbeat copper]

[wet ivy]

Okay

[uncut briar]

MI BOMBOCLART

[indigo hull]

If I may ask you what the heck actually is Lowland Scots?

[ruby zealot]

oh shit you did my bad twin

[uncut briar]

No clue mate

[upbeat copper]

RASCLAT

[drowsy bridge]

Pink!!

[wet ivy]

There im a Jimmy video

[ruby zealot]

ENTE!

[rotund mason]

Scots that live in the cities, such as myseld

[drowsy bridge]

[ruby zealot]

ken is kars now?

[heavy flare]

They live in land that is lower

[drowsy bridge]

What happened? Why are you pink?

[finite cedar]

Has been

[rotund mason]

Why d'you rejoin

[split knot]

How do I post in memes?

[upbeat copper]

Think of Glasgow, and there's your answer

[finite cedar]

Left

[uncut briar]

Lost roles

[drowsy bridge]

Damn

[indigo hull]

No I get the region I mean the language

[upbeat copper]

Shit I'm from Glasgow and even I don't know

[ruby zealot]

needed a break but i wont leave the server (yet) thats for sure

[indigo hull]

It’s alright lol

[rotund mason]

Fair

[uncut briar]

What do you think about the scouse accent

[upbeat copper]

Unless you're talking about Gaelic, then I'm fluent

[indigo hull]

To me it sounds like if you took the Scottish accent and wrote it down as you heard it

[upbeat copper]

The what now

[uncut briar]

Liverpool accent

[uncut briar]

Scouse

[upbeat copper]

Ohh you mean like awai n' bile yer ead ye wee bastard

[indigo hull]

Yeah that

[uncut briar]

🥀

[upbeat copper]

Ohhhh yeah I'm fluent

[indigo hull]

Gaelic is spoken predominantly in the Highlands iirc

[finite cedar]

WHATS BUG

WHAT WORD BUG

[upbeat copper]

Biast

[finite cedar]

YESSSS

[indigo hull]

Cool

[ruby zealot]

bub why are you...bleeeeh

[finite cedar]

The experiments

[upbeat copper]

Bub a’ bhiast

[uncut briar]

😭🥀

[finite cedar]

[ruby zealot]

makes sense

[indigo hull]

I’ve got a country named after Fluorine now

[finite cedar]

Remembering this

[upbeat copper]

come back if you want any Scottish Gaelic lessons

[uncut briar]

Jamaican and Scottish has to be the most unique combo I’ve seen

[indigo hull]

Guess I’ll fork over another 10 dollars for this

[steady owl]

Chainsaw Man fans actually straight up cursed DanDaDan 😭

[upbeat copper]

THANK YOU (I'm literally the only person like me I've ever heard of)

[indigo hull]

I’m not using Duolingo

[upbeat copper]

Duolingo is a better teacher than me

[indigo hull]

They use AI tho

[uncut briar]

The TWO animes im watching aside from jjk. of course

[heavy flare]

I love watching the videos of Scottish people yelling playing that revolutionary war sim game

[upbeat copper]

Ah

[real python]

Hello guys

[upbeat copper]

DUDE YES

[ruby zealot]

hi floob

[heavy flare]

DEH FOURTS OURS LADDIES

[real python]

Oh you're like. Pink again

[indigo hull]

Scotland is great

[languid grove]

Meow meow

[upbeat copper]

(all in unison) AYYYEEEEEE

[ruby zealot]

i know bad

[uncut briar]

Second might be asian and mexican

[ruby zealot]

i agree

[languid grove]

What happened to you

[real python]

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

[steady owl]

I’m sorry, but JJK fans originally cursed Chainsaw Man

[upbeat copper]

No I've met plenty of those

[finite cedar]

I genuinely love scottish accent and dialect so much. I can listen to just about anything if someone scottish is saying it

[uncut briar]

Really?

[ruby zealot]

WHY DOES EVERYONE FOCUS ON THE PART THAT IM PINK

[upbeat copper]

Yeah they're actually surprisingly really common in the U.K.

[indigo hull]

working on an alternate history where Scotland became an Empire

[languid grove]

No I saw your join date you brick wall

[upbeat copper]

[uncut briar]

Did they—i mean we

[finite cedar]

Id lie if i said half the reason i love still wakes the deep wasnt for the voice acting

[ruby zealot]

i left the server for a while

[heavy flare]

I got that game just to play with them. It did not disappoint

[uncut briar]

Ok yeah i would expect that in the uk

[steady owl]

Yes

[upbeat copper]

I used to get told I sounded like Cas

[ruby zealot]

SYL!

[indigo hull]

Silvio Dante sopranos

[finite cedar]

AAAAAA

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[upbeat copper]

Partially the reason I went mute

[uncut briar]

Who 🥀

[ruby zealot]

was about to say dont hear it until i read used to 💀

[indigo hull]

Bro didn’t wake up this morning 💀

Bro didn’t get himself a gun 💀

[upbeat copper]

Because I force my voice mf

[finite cedar]

I understand. But i see it as awesome personally

[uncut briar]

What 😭🥀

[narrow atlas]

I don’t know any Scottish people irl, but I know hella Irish people. My grandfather had a Cork accent so thick I could not understand a word he said

[upbeat copper]

It is, but I don't like being compared to masculine people

[ruby zealot]

hi tech

[narrow atlas]

Howdy

[upbeat copper]

Blowing you up for knowing more Irish people than Scottish people

[finite cedar]

I’d tell people im gonna fix the leccy all the time

[uncut briar]

Cork as in the thing for bottles

[narrow atlas]

It’s not my fault. I live in an Irish district of Buffalo

[upbeat copper]

I ACTUALLY DID THAT ALL THE TIME

[ruby zealot]

anywho what happened while i was gone

[indigo hull]

Patrick Pearse died for our sins

[upbeat copper]

Grrr

[upbeat copper]

[finite cedar]

YOU’RE SO REAL

[rustic nymph]

[uncut briar]

Bro lives inside a buffalo 🥀

[woven flicker]

What the butt

[narrow atlas]

Cork as in the city, and county in Ireland

[real python]

Hello Autumn!

[ruby zealot]

domar

[woven flicker]

What

[placid eagle]

Jimmy is live every Saturdays right?

[real python]

Idk

[ruby zealot]

just saying hello hru you silly dino

[finite cedar]

I cant listen to Scottish people for too long cos my brain will have me mimic accents over time and then i sound incredibly rude

[versed dirge]

Feels like talking to a brick wall to some of yall

[uncut briar]

I think so

[woven flicker]

Tired but gonna hit the gym

[upbeat copper]

Henlo floobiedoobiedoo

[versed dirge]

Saturday night live

[woven flicker]

Hru?

Also YOURE BACK!!

[ruby zealot]

gonna talk for a while and sleep

[steady owl]

Who?

[ruby zealot]

indeed i am

[finite cedar]

Its not something i have any control over either

[versed dirge]

Girl did you just ask who jimmy is

[upbeat copper]

Trust me, scots actually love hearing people try to do the accent

[indigo hull]

That’s fun

[steady owl]

Who that?

[uncut briar]

Mrbeast

[steady owl]

Ew

[versed dirge]

Your in his discord dummy

[steady owl]

You’re a dummy

[uncut briar]

Jimmy here 🥀

[versed dirge]

No it’s not MrBeast but it’s jimmy here

[steady owl]

Who?

[finite cedar]

Thing is im not doing it on purpose, my brain is just so accustomed to trying to sound human that it tries to pick up on humans nearby and sound like that

[uncut briar]

Whattttt are you onnnn

[real python]

Floobie Doobie Doo
Where are you
I'm in my cave
With Zelda

[indigo hull]

Floobastank

[upbeat copper]

I get it ngl
(Not really but just pretend I do)

[steady owl]

A couch, why do you ask?

[uncut briar]

THE GUY YOURE IN HIS DISCORD RIGHT NOW

[real python]

Dr Floobodooble

[finite cedar]

So im stuck with a half accent that just sounds like im racist

[steady owl]

What guy?

[uncut briar]

Is this ragebait😭

[steady owl]

Beetle who is this person they’re talking about?

[uncut briar]

This has to be ragebait

[indigo hull]

Yes and you’re falling for it lmao

[upbeat copper]

Dude I get it I sound Jamaican when I used to talk to my dad and people thought I was making fun of him in public

[uncut briar]

Ffssssssss

[finite cedar]

Im bleeeeh

[steady owl]

Sorry. Bleeeeh, who is this person they’re talking about?

[languid grove]

Tbh I hadn’t realised it until recently but I sound so much more British recently now that I’m just purely surrounded by British people and not my grandma

[uncut briar]

Ragebaiter🥀😭

[ruby zealot]

damn

[indigo hull]

Remember you lost a war against birds

[upbeat copper]

GRRR BRITISH (it's okay I forgive you)

[indigo hull]

Remember the Emu War

[steady owl]

Shut the fuck up

If we fought again we’d win

[upbeat copper]

You said that last time DURING the war

[languid grove]

It’s okay I forgive them too (I’m Indian and British)

[steady owl]

We nuked one of their homes outside the war I think

[finite cedar]

I used to play games with someone who was scottish but spoke with a Canadian accent and only said a few words with a british accent. And every time we were done id sound the same except for the British words

[upbeat copper]

🫂

[green zenith]

🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚

[finite cedar]

Jimmy who?

[uncut briar]

😔

[indigo hull]

Jimmythere

[steady owl]

Yeah that. Who that?

[finite cedar]

Dunno

[uncut briar]

Stopppp it with the ragebaittttt

[upbeat copper]

I used to play cod with Americans, so id force my voice to sound American so my teammates could fucking understand me

[ruby zealot]

NO WAY

[uncut briar]

[uncut briar]

😭😭😭

[heavy flare]

🤢

[finite cedar]

Every time you speak my brain hears the message in an accent now and its amazing

[upbeat copper]

Dude my accent is HEAVY when I'm talking to family because of the Jamaican half, it only makes me sound more scottish

[upbeat copper]

I love that

[languid grove]

DON’T BE A WEENIE

[heavy flare]

Too bad

[ruby zealot]

[finite cedar]

Most people i know have a little voice in my head but yours is very defined

[upbeat copper]

I'm honored

[uncut briar]

Mine is just my voice

[indigo hull]

Hi honored im Glaggle

[upbeat copper]

I can attempt to put a voice to the text if you want

[finite cedar]

Most people’s voices are very quiet and move around and change slightly often

[uncut briar]

Actually wait no i dont have a voice in my head im not crazy

[narrow atlas]

You don’t have an inner monologue?

[finite cedar]

I don’t know you or your voice so you don’t have one to me

[uncut briar]

Im deffo not going crazy 😄

[finite cedar]

Purely up to you

[uncut briar]

🤧

[real python]

My back huurrrrts

[upbeat copper]

I just read everyone's with Morgan Freeman's voice

[indigo hull]

As King Gizzard once said

Am I going insane?

[upbeat copper]

I'm trying to recover from mutism so it wouldn't hurt

[uncut briar]

Gizzard? Like the part of a chicken?

[finite cedar]

I thought i had a freeman emote to send

[indigo hull]

No as in the Lizard Wizard

[upbeat copper]

[finite cedar]

They also said rattlesnake rattlesnake rattlesnake rattlesnake

[indigo hull]

And Gamma

[uncut briar]

Lizard 🐋

[finite cedar]

This is what i wanted to send lmao

[upbeat copper]

Real

[uncut briar]

Portugal 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[languid grove]

[upbeat copper]

Chilling in vc

[uncut briar]

Im actually good at geography i swear

[indigo hull]

Where was the Mughal Empire located then

[uncut briar]

WHO?😭🥀

[heavy flare]

Underrated band

[indigo hull]

A man of culture I see

[rose jay]

heartbreak hits hard, but healing hits harder stay positive and move on 🫂 - day one of spreading positivity 6767

[languid grove]

[heavy flare]

[carmine venture]

I p ranked heresy in ultrakill
Now its for minos and then onto violence

[indigo hull]

That makes you a heretic

The patrons yearn for the lemon flavor

[narrow atlas]

Fuck I lost my bookmark. Gotta start over

[upbeat copper]

NVM I tried to speak by myself and almost threw up

[heavy flare]

Isn’t ultrakill that risk of rain knock off game

[finite cedar]

Thats fair

[upbeat copper]

Selective mutism isn't fun, 0/10 I don't recommend

[languid grove]

Someone jump this man

[carmine venture]

Yeah atp in the game we're way past heresy 💀

[indigo hull]

I see

[finite cedar]

I cannot reccomend either

[rotund mason]

What the Ross doing

[heavy flare]

[upbeat copper]

[indigo hull]

Smitty Werbenjägermanjensen

[heavy flare]

Stirring the pot

Yk the usual

[rotund mason]

Fair

[upbeat copper]

Is it stew

[carmine venture]

Omg its rick ross

[indigo hull]

The pot of greed

[heavy flare]

With a sprinkle of rage bait

[rotund mason]

How've you been though

[upbeat copper]

[heavy flare]

I’m good, almost done with my class and I get to finally just live life and work

[rotund mason]

That's nice

[heavy flare]

Startin me off strong at $34 an hour

[elfin wing]

what difficultly

[rotund mason]

Oooh, nice

[carmine venture]

Standard

[elfin wing]

34 AN HOUR???

[rotund mason]

That's not bad honestly

[heavy flare]

Yuh

[elfin wing]

BROTHER THAT AIN'T STRONG
THAT'S FUCKING HERCULES

[heavy flare]

Big boy job yk

[rotund mason]

What job you do?

[heavy flare]

Well I have 2

[elfin wing]

lucky to get half that here

[languid grove]

[upbeat copper]

Can you spot me 900 dollars so I can buy a plane ticket to go home

[elfin wing]

not bad tbh
violence will be fun though

[indigo hull]

Remember when that triangle would go jingle jangle?

[heavy flare]

I work at a fire department and then I also work at a transport company, but I’m training with them to work on people with ventilators which is where the big bucks come in

[indigo hull]

All along the banks o’ the Royal Canal

[heavy flare]

Where is home

[upbeat copper]

Scotland

[heavy flare]

Where are you now?

[upbeat copper]

Smelly US

[rotund mason]

Oh right, forgot you worked at the fire department

[carmine venture]

I hope so
I need 10 more soul orbs to get all weapon colors

[heavy flare]

[upbeat copper]

NO ITS STINKY

[rotund mason]

But it must be nice to work for the transport company

[languid grove]

Fire fighter Ross

[rotund mason]

Or at least training

[languid grove]

[heavy flare]

Murica

[upbeat copper]

Poopica*

[left sierra]

Agreed.

[elfin wing]

luckily the violence soul orbs are relatively obvious
unless hell does it's job and tricks you with the layout

[heavy flare]

It’s super simple. It’s a nice break from the fd to get some money

[rotund mason]

Then that's really good

[heavy flare]

Let’s just evolve into super earth

[upbeat copper]

I already am in the process of creating earth 2

[indigo hull]

Which I am banned from for being too smart

[upbeat copper]

Yes you need to not know things

[rotund mason]

Unfortunate

[carmine venture]

Ive been pretty good at figuring out where they are
They're not just brain numbing puzzles like in doom the dark ages

[heavy flare]

[elfin wing]

the ones hidden in violence are pretty fun to find
the ones in fraud just pissed me off

[upbeat copper]

If you can write an entire essay telling the story of the complete history of scotland, birth to present, you can go to earth 2

[heavy flare]

What’s new with you?

[indigo hull]

Im working on an alternate history scenario regarding them is that enough?

[celest crane]

Hello everyone

[restive topaz]

boyfend

[upbeat copper]

Hmmm... I'll decide once it's finished

[indigo hull]

It involves them becoming an empire…

[carmine venture]

Well I can't see it yet
I want to p rank minos before going to violence

[urban valve]

i want to be in battle of Gettysburg

[upbeat copper]

[indigo hull]

Remaining independent

[restive topaz]

i dunno

[upbeat copper]

Okay you can come to earth 2 when you finish

[indigo hull]

Hooray

[heavy flare]

What if I do it in one sentence

[upbeat copper]

I would probably shit my pants

[elfin wing]

fair
minos is uh... something

[heavy flare]

Lemme cook

[upbeat copper]

[carmine venture]

Hes hard but definitely far from the most annoying boss ive faced

[heavy flare]

Scotland was basically born the day a bunch of stubborn highlanders looked at the cold, rainy, sheep covered hills and said, “Aye… this’ll do.”

[carmine venture]

Its most just im bad at ultrakill

[elfin wing]

unironically, the worst boss is hideous mass on brutal

[indigo hull]

-2 for not mentioning the Picts

[elfin wing]

those fucking harpoons...

[upbeat copper]

Consider my pants.... Soiled

[elfin wing]

their buggy ass hitbox...

[heavy flare]

So am I invited

[indigo hull]

[restive topaz]

pizza

[upbeat copper]

You were invited anyway because you like Scottish accents and you're cool

[restive topaz]

the leaning tower of pizza

[heavy flare]

Fair enough lmao

[indigo hull]

Pisa was one of the eight maritime republics of Italy

[upbeat copper]

Just make sure you bring lemons, it's the currency on earth 2

[prime canopy]

My oomfie is asleep TnT

[heavy flare]

Why not limes

[upbeat copper]

If I see a single lime it is life in prison for treason

And also fake money

[indigo hull]

Alongside Venice, Genoa, Ancona, Noli, Amalfi, Gaeta, and Ragusa

[heavy flare]

I’m going to be a super top secret lime smuggler

[languid grove]

Meow

[upbeat copper]

[indigo hull]

Evil meow

[upbeat copper]

Well... We do need an underground crime syndicate to maintain balance and order

[finite cedar]

What if i am in possession of a citron

[indigo hull]

what are oranges worth?

[upbeat copper]

As long as it isn't a lime then it's alright

[heavy flare]

I’m your man

[upbeat copper]

[upbeat copper]

Half a lemon

[heavy flare]

I get to go to earth 2 and be a limelord

[finite cedar]

Lemons are a cross between a bitter orange and a citron. Im gonna make counterfeit currency

[heavy flare]

What more in life could I need

[upbeat copper]

Just make sure to pay the lemon tax on time or my tummy will get upset

[indigo hull]

Guess you’d be living in the limelight 🍐

[heavy flare]

[finite cedar]

Thats a pear

[upbeat copper]

No I'll just have you be in charge of distribution

[indigo hull]

That’s the joke

[upbeat copper]

I'm being serious I need my lemons

They calm my tummy

[indigo hull]

Clam

[upbeat copper]

Bro called out a typo that wasn't there

[indigo hull]

🦪

[upbeat copper]

That's an oyster..

[indigo hull]

Oh my bad

[heavy flare]

I’m gonna start a war by painting one of my limes yellow

[indigo hull]

🦀

[upbeat copper]

[heavy flare]

Hold on hold on

[upbeat copper]

No wars on earth 2 it's not allowed

[placid eagle]

[heavy flare]

Hear me out

Then we can make braveheart 2

Think of the profit

[indigo hull]

do NOT let Mel Gibson be in it

[zinc frigate]

[upbeat copper]

[upbeat copper]

HELLO PRETTY LADY

[viscid wing]

Who likes dr pepper

[upbeat copper]

🙋

[heavy flare]

Never underestimate my slightly underdeveloped brain

[upbeat copper]

[indigo hull]

Wanna know how I got these brain scars?

(Brain wrinkles)

[upbeat copper]

[heavy flare]

Visual representation of my brain

[upbeat copper]

WHAT DID THEY DO TO KIRBY NOOOO

[indigo hull]

Looks like a uncooked chicken

[placid eagle]

YAY im pink now

[upbeat copper]

Holy shit.. speak of the devil

[placid eagle]

Huh?

[indigo hull]

Korby

[upbeat copper]

@placid eagle

[indigo hull]

Gorby

[zinc frigate]

[placid eagle]

Thats me

[upbeat copper]

Korble

[heavy flare]

[crisp hornet]

yo kirby wheres my goat dedede?

[urban valve]

yaaaawn

[upbeat copper]

Are you human? (Very important)

[placid eagle]

Gone, Jimmy stole him

[woven flicker]

Rib

[urban valve]

define human 😼

[indigo hull]

Femur

[crisp hornet]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[urban valve]

oml that was corny im sorry

[upbeat copper]

Homosapien sapiens

[urban valve]

yo

[indigo hull]

So if I were a Neanderthal I could enter

[woven flicker]

Hru?

[upbeat copper]

Yes

But specifically you

[indigo hull]

Lwk wanna go back to the time when there were multiple species of humans

[coral token]

Thales jumpscare

[clever bay]

😱

[upbeat copper]

[heavy flare]

Fail

[urban valve]

uh

[coral token]

You love me that's different

[placid eagle]

Yup

[crisp hornet]

im watching a video where a guy watches the 100th episode of johnny test, but he drinks every time theres a whipcrack sound effect

[urban valve]

im doing rickity rad 😼

[upbeat copper]

Table since I need a chef, Ill let you come to earth 2

[finite cedar]

Going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get the other homonins back on the menu

[indigo hull]

Vincent van Going Nowhere lmao

[lethal sierra]

I've seen that video, the man couldn't have picked a worse episode

[clever bay]

@coral token guess what

[coral token]

Yes?

[clever bay]

chicken butt

[coral token]

Turkey ass

[crisp hornet]

he also couldnt have picked a better episode

[indigo hull]

Going back in time to give the pilgrims a bag of Cheetos

Let’s see what happens

[finite cedar]

Shoulda given them arsenic but ok

[crisp hornet]

give a poor victorian era child an ultra strawberry dreams monster

[heavy flare]

Thales why is your pfp have beetroot juice on him

[indigo hull]

I think it would destroy their kidneys

[urban valve]

rootbeet

[crisp hornet]

ok and? its yummy

[indigo hull]

Going back in time to give Andrew Jackson a Red-Bull

[finite cedar]

He is the last president who needs redbull

[indigo hull]

His White House parties would put fraternities to shame

[heavy flare]

Give it to George Washington

[indigo hull]

Nah I’m giving Washington a Dodge Challenger

[crisp hornet]

didnt he beat the shit out of a politician? i feel like i heard that somewhere

[indigo hull]

No he beat the shit out of his would be killer

[finite cedar]

He beat the shit out of lots of people

[indigo hull]

that too

[peak sentinel]

and killed more

[crisp hornet]

that is some unheard of levels of badass

[indigo hull]

Yeah then you learn about everything else he did…

ANYWAY

[finite cedar]

Remember kids not a single one of the presidents was a good person

[indigo hull]

Abraham Lincoln:

[crisp hornet]

i have a binding of issac mod that turns Azazel into Teto

[finite cedar]

I associate him with mars more than the us

[indigo hull]

Fair lmao

He was a great King of Mars

[prime canopy]

:3

[upbeat copper]

Wait since you humans share 50% of your DNA with Fungi, I can't allow fungi on earth 2 and that's really gonna mess up the ecosystem

[mild shell]

Scott pilgrim

[ruby zealot]

COS!

[crisp hornet]

shes 17 scott

[prime canopy]

Why are you pink

[ruby zealot]

thats who you choose?

[indigo hull]

Crushing you

[ruby zealot]

rejoined

[heavy flare]

I want my welcome role back

[prime canopy]

I see

[crisp hornet]

crushing you back

[finite cedar]

A lot of things share the same dna, its just in different orders and configurations and stuff

[zinc frigate]

Scott she’s 17

[upbeat copper]

Ask blank or hugh

[indigo hull]

Hugh Neutron

[zinc frigate]

What happened

[heavy flare]

Welcome role is just gone forever now

[upbeat copper]

Yeah but I can't risk fungi evolving into a sub-humanoid race and causing a ruckus

[ruby zealot]

needed a break

[zinc frigate]

Ah

[upbeat copper]

[crisp hornet]

looks like your goin to the shadow realm jimbo

[indigo hull]

Sobber

[ruby zealot]

flexing on yall

[finite cedar]

Just have like a billion fungus beetles

[indigo hull]

You dare bring light into my lair?

[heavy flare]

I miss the days when the memes and general channel war was a thing

[upbeat copper]

I'm gonna let you be in charge of that army

[indigo hull]

YOU MUST DIE!!1!11

Sometimes I wish I had a CDi just for those games

[finite cedar]

Link my boyy

[zinc frigate]

I’m gonna raise the book at you

[indigo hull]

I floop the pig

[heavy flare]

Wait you’ve been here since 2021

[frozen laurel]

you

[zinc frigate]

[urban valve]

me too trust

[heavy flare]

Wait never mind

I’m dumb

[upbeat copper]

What

Bro found my alt poop bazooka fr!!!

[heavy flare]

Don’t listen to me I read wrong

[indigo hull]

NO DONT

[upbeat copper]

SHIT SORRY

[heavy flare]

All the ogs I remember talking to are just gone now
Sad times

[languid grove]

[upbeat copper]

Funair is still here

[languid grove]

Ross you missed when some ogs came back out of nowhere but then they disappeared again

[indigo hull]

Con-Air

[urban valve]

im still here

[heavy flare]

Poop

[languid grove]

Oh there was also drama but that’s beside the point

[heavy flare]

What was the drama I like drama

[languid grove]

Maus was a mean weenie, that’s it basically

[heavy flare]

Uh

Who?

[karmic shell]

everyone was a big mean weenie hut jr

[languid grove]

Oh you don’t know them? Keep it that way

[indigo hull]

But you go to Super Weenie Hut Jr’s

[heavy flare]

I either don’t or don’t remember

[languid grove]

Besties with the ex mod who’s name we don’t mention?

[heavy flare]

You act like I’ve been here 😂

I’ve been busy and I’m lost

[bleak warren]

Ross means people from even further back

[karmic shell]

ross was actually inside a cave in the wall for the whole time

[restive topaz]

my mom wants me to get a summer job but i don’t want to

i want to get a job when i graduate

[heavy flare]

Uhhh

I’m really tryna think but my thinker ain’t thinkin

[karmic shell]

use your noggin

[ruby zealot]

smudge

[drowsy bridge]

Dr. Pepper time

[heavy flare]

mudge

[drowsy bridge]

[ruby zealot]

the dr.p

[bleak warren]

hello puppet hello ross hello chat

[karmic shell]

goodbye

[heavy flare]

What is new with smudge

[bleak warren]

not too much honestly

just living and vibing

[proper panther]

Well another video rejected.

[drowsy bridge]

My thirst has been quenched

[proper panther]

It was an insurance ad

[heavy flare]

This is an epic moment

[urban valve]

why are you even submitting ts

[nova bobcat]

it was over three minutes long what did you expect to happen

[urban valve]

lmao

what a dude

[woven flicker]

THE PAIN

[restive topaz]

i feel like i’ve seen you somewhere else before

[woven flicker]

OH THE PAIN

[proper panther]

Forgot we had only 1 minute

[heavy flare]

6 hour cooldown

[karmic shell]

1 year cooldowns when

[carmine venture]

General lock down until 2030

[heavy flare]

1 message cooldown

You only get one

[karmic shell]

1 second every like and subscribe the most recent jimmyhere video gets

[heavy flare]

I’m surprised that man is still making videos I’d be burnt out

[karmic shell]

you laugh you retire and he laughs 1st vid

[heavy flare]

It’s been real

[heavy flare]

Also is it me or have twitch streamers gotten boring

[karmic shell]

everything is boring 😔

[upbeat copper]

HELP IM IN A NEW PLACE WITH NEW PEOPLE AND I DONT LIKE IT I WANNA GO HOME

[bleak warren]

if i laugh i retire, people submit videos they think aren't funny so he'll stay, he ends up finding them funnier than the usual submissions

[restive topaz]

explode and regenerate

[heavy flare]

Make a new friend

[karmic shell]

Kill EVERYONE

[upbeat copper]

I CANT SPEAK

[restive topaz]

is that kit?

[mossy kindle]

?

[karmic shell]

maybe

[heavy flare]

Just yell instead

[restive topaz]

nice

[lethal sierra]

All I really watch in terms of twitch streamers is CaseOh, so I don't really know.

[upbeat copper]

I can't, mutism and shit, and nobody here knows sign language

[undone cypress]

meow

[restive topaz]

bark

[undone cypress]

🪬

[heavy flare]

I’ve been watching him and that burntpeanut guy

[karmic shell]

FUCK

[restive topaz]

hamsa

[undone cypress]

sometimes

[restive topaz]

sometimes

[karmic shell]

sometimes i dream

[heavy flare]

The world crumbled when a peanut won a vtuber award, and I loved it

[lethal sierra]

Is burnt peanut as annoying as ppl make him out to be cuz I haven't watched him

[restive topaz]

i stil see yuor shadaodws inmy orom

[karmic shell]

close enough

[heavy flare]

I feel like it’s a preference, I like watching him some don’t

[karmic shell]

bro likes watching 🏠

[heavy flare]

SHUTUP

[karmic shell]

teehee

[heavy flare]

or I will be watching your home

[karmic shell]

😢

[upbeat copper]

NO I DONT LIKE IT MAKE IT GO AWAY IM SCARED

[urban valve]

ah

[bleak warren]

i called Ross stinky one time, and he broke into my house and stole all my beer

[indigo hull]

no tv or beer make homer something something

[heavy flare]

I didn’t realize it was expose Ross time 😭

[karmic shell]

yeah ross stole all the cheese in the cheese store

[steady owl]

I saw Ross in chat one time

[bleak warren]

it was good beer.

[woven flicker]

Deserved

[heavy flare]

Why do you think I took it

[woven flicker]

You could always have more fruit

[prisma sable]

jimmy looks like a bartender with this hair now and its so sick

[karmic shell]

what yall know about

[bleak warren]

i think he looks like he's from a forgotten early 00s nu metal band

[indigo hull]

Limp Bizkit reject 🙏

[heavy flare]

Damn

[lethal sierra]

Things

[karmic shell]

bart when he sees bartender:

end when they see barter:

[lethal sierra]

Bender

[karmic shell]

art when he sees bender:

ok im bored

[steady owl]

I genuinely do not know if this person is deaf or not. I complimented their dog and they responded in sign language, and then they’re talking to this other person without even looking at them. Do they think I’m deaf because of my earphone and that’s why they spoke in sign???

[heavy flare]

I worked as a bartender once

[steady owl]

I’m so confused 😭

[heavy flare]

Key word “once”

[karmic shell]

drink that makes you black out drunk before you even get tipsy

[indigo hull]

"smart fella or fart smella" ahh statement

[lethal sierra]

I think they just didn't want you to have to take off your headphones lol

[steady owl]

I DON’T KNOW SIGN

[elfin wing]

artbender
he throws paintings at you

[upbeat copper]

Me too, didn't work out though cause I got caught

[heavy flare]

[karmic shell]

now add f at the beginning... relax liberals its called

[upbeat copper]

(being dead serious too)

[steady owl]

It was earphones too, and I only have one in. They look a bit like hearing aids so I understand the confusion if it was that

[heavy flare]

Were you stealing the beer

[languid grove]

[frigid panther]

[upbeat copper]

No I was underage and they found out I had a fake id

[frigid panther]

[indigo hull]

Auld Reekie

[heavy flare]

Honestly that’s funny

[upbeat copper]

Yeah I was a delinquent

[languid grove]

MEOWWWW

[heavy flare]

So fellas

[languid grove]

[heavy flare]

What’s yalls game yall been playin

[elfin wing]

ultrakill.

dishonored too

[languid grove]

Stardew valley

[heavy flare]

Respect

[elfin wing]

I LOVE DISHONORED RAHHHH

[pine spade]

I made a submission as an Instagram link and wasnt allowed idk why☹️

[elfin wing]

a Corvo cosplay would go so hard

[obtuse marten]

Does anyone else do that one flightreacts emote when they get excited

[lethal sierra]

Could it have been one second too long?

[obtuse marten]

Or am I just a WEIRDO

[heavy flare]

Good game good game

[pine spade]

It was like 6 seconds long

[lethal sierra]

Idk then, it could be other things such as copyright.

[flat silo]

Celeste
It's peak

[pine spade]

No watermark but idk

[lethal sierra]

Which doesn't make sense because the music is changed in the video when a copyrighted song is heard so

[narrow atlas]

Space Marine 2, and Warframe

[opaque oak]

A creep

[languid grove]

Oh my god he’s finally out the closet

Congrats on being a cat

[heavy flare]

Never heard

[bleak warren]

a creep? a weirdo?

what the hell is he doing here

[heavy flare]

Respect I like those

[opaque oak]

He don’t belong?

[languid grove]

I don’t think he belongs here

[thin prairie]

You

[steady owl]

[heavy flare]

What's your favorite class

[restive topaz]

i’m cry

[heavy flare]

In space marine

[narrow atlas]

I’ve mastered all of them besides tech marine, but sniper, assault, and heavy are my favs

[flat silo]

Fr? It's an indie game from a few years ago

Popular at that

[narrow atlas]

I play a lot of PvP, and I find them the most fun

[steady owl]

I need to max prestige Techmarine

[heavy flare]

Was waiting for techmarine

[languid grove]

You…

[thin prairie]

Butt

[narrow atlas]

Same. Tho I personally thought they would add an apothecary first

[steady owl]

I just haven’t played SM2 in a bit

[steady owl]

I want a Judiciar

[urban valve]

pacer test

[narrow atlas]

On operations tho I only play sniper, and assault. Mostly sniper

[heavy flare]

I meant you to say cus ur name

[steady owl]

Judiciar would be easy for them to make, since they don’t have to voice lines for him, something they clearly don’t like doing judging by the lack of Techmarine lines and the chapter voice pack situation

Since Judiciar aren’t allowed to talk I’m pretty sure

[narrow atlas]

Tech Marine has some decent lines

[steady owl]

He does. He just doesn’t have a lot of lines

[narrow atlas]

I love the chaos lines for him. Red Corsairs wasn’t what I was expecting

[heavy flare]

I like the new knife relic that they added

[steady owl]

In a lot of missions, he just doesn’t talk or just straight up gives someone else’s voice to him for the mission dialogue

Or just have a teammate say the line

[narrow atlas]

Ah. I’m not too familiar with the PvE situations ngl

[steady owl]

I was expecting it, since they revealed new Red Corsair models were dropped

[narrow atlas]

I don’t pay too much attention to news about space marine

I think the only news that would grab my attention would be if they finally add leaderboards

[steady owl]

I’m pretty sure they’re letting people refund the chapter head and voice pack dlc and get it for free since it was so underwhelming

Ok, I’m off to work now

[narrow atlas]

Peace

[steady owl]

[narrow atlas]

I sadly can’t play space marine rn cause my melee button is broken

[finite cedar]

You can i bum a toy off someone i havent played in six hoursss

[narrow atlas]

I’d just be stuck playing multi melta heavy

[narrow atlas]

What?

[finite cedar]

I need to play toys i havent played in 6 hours

[narrow atlas]

Imma be 100% I am not processing like half the words I’m reading rn

[languid grove]

Someone get this child a toy I guess??