general

[rotund mason]

Yuh

[uncut briar]

Bro who’s current and who’s past 🥀

[rotund mason]

People

NOPE

[uncut briar]

Bruh when i search current i get electricity not people 🥀

[rotund mason]

NOT AT ALL 😭

[rotund mason]

Lmao, that's a good one

[uncut briar]

FUH naw gng😭🥀

[coral token]

This is a kids server mam.

[rotund mason]

Majority of this server are minors

[coral token]

13+

[rotund mason]

Yuh

[coral token]

That looks like a bot anyway

[rotund mason]

True

LMAO

[coral token]

Phew.

[tidal light]

inFUCKINsane

[uncut briar]

😭😭😭

[tidal light]

what the fuck do you expect

[coral token]

Iconic

[rotund mason]

Thales ban them before they can leave

[lusty gorge]

I just came back dafuq happenin

[uncut briar]

Bro WHAT just happened 😭🥀

[tidal light]

with all due respect what did you think joining here

guys wtf did i just see

[rotund mason]

A bot being a weirdo

As per usual ofc

[tidal light]

how do we know its a bot?

using ai to chat?

[urban valve]

Who is texting me on Spotify

[crystal creek]

check?

[rotund mason]

Any bot that uses some name irl and asks about inappropiate things or has an inappropiate pfp?

[uncut briar]

Ppl can text on spotify?

[coral token]

Girl leave

[tidal light]

Ok go on leave then

[coral token]

Bot ass

[uncut briar]

Aight bye ✌️

[rotund mason]

We're all weird, just not AS weird as you 😭

[coral token]

She's not leaving so it's definitely a bot

[urban valve]

It says it from a link and the link was from discord so I’m assuming it’s from here

[rotund mason]

Yeah

[coral token]

Banned that hoe

[tidal light]

how the hell did it even get in

[uncut briar]

Mi bomboclat

[rotund mason]

Anyways, now that's outta the way

I had a yummy and delicious burrito

[tidal light]

doesnt the server have a bot check??

[indigo hull]

nice

[uncut briar]

“It” is CRAZY 😭

[rotund mason]

Glaggle

[indigo hull]

its failed before believe me or not

[urban valve]

They can answer those questions

[tidal light]

clanka

[indigo hull]

and i've only been here for like a month

[crystal creek]

Like in minecraft? sweep sweep grow the potatoes

[coral token]

Bots can still be ran by people

[urban valve]

They ain’t a bot, they get in servers and then wait to get verified and then do it

[tidal light]

i checked it’s profile and it’s also in Stanley’s server (stanleymov)

[coral token]

They just have someone bypass the filters and then let them scam people

[tidal light]

some of yall are in there for sure

[uncut briar]

Dawg who tf is “server” 🥀

[coral token]

Luckily no I am not

And I'll never be in that cesspool

[uncut briar]

Ohhhh

[urban valve]

I said they get in servers

[crystal creek]

A community of people in discord

[rotund mason]

Hru though

[uncut briar]

I think i got messaged by a bot

[uncut briar]

Like Dm’ed

[coral token]

I'm breathing and performing bodily functions with normalcy

Wrong message

Oops

[uncut briar]

Nah not you

[ripe ether]

We should kill that bot

[broken gyro]

Hi hi

[uncut briar]

Im being fr

[indigo hull]

its dead

[ripe ether]

Hi

[coral token]

Just do /report if you think they're a bot

[crystal creek]

Haha you are now breathing and blinking manually or something

[ripe ether]

Kill the others

[broken gyro]

Okay i barely can see my pfp it's just a blob of pink

[tidal light]

FUCK YOUUUUUU

[uncut briar]

The “person” asked for my location and i said NOPE

[indigo hull]

Pepto

[crystal creek]

❤️

[unreal kiln]

You are now digesting manually

[crystal creek]

Shame you couldve got free robux

[coral token]

The blinking manually never worked for me

[tidal light]

what?

[coral token]

What do you think the mouth do

[crystal creek]

You are now thinking of burgers and from that you are automatically thinking about that one fat bully

[coral token]

You basically just told me "you're now eating"

[uncut briar]

FUH naw gng

[tidal light]

not even joking at my job (i have to sometimes write last names on sm packages) there was burger

[crystal creek]

Millions of robux

[uncut briar]

They even asked for photos of me 😭😭😭

[tidal light]

not even kidding their last name was burger

[coral token]

Like I said, do /report

[uncut briar]

SYBAU

[ripe ether]

Burger

[indigo hull]

nah wtf bro 😭

[uncut briar]

I did

[zinc frigate]

[crystal creek]

Holding in laughter gif

[broken gyro]

Trixie

[rotund mason]

Autumn!

[coral token]

I see no reports from you

[zinc frigate]

Kennedy!

[uncut briar]

Hmm lemme try again

[crystal creek]

fat beavers

[indigo hull]

SpongeBob

[rotund mason]

What the Autumn doing, and how are you

[uncut briar]

Ok wen thru

[coral token]

I see it now

[lusty gorge]

Wuh?

Huh.
Neat.

[zinc frigate]

I just woke up lol, ate breakfast, but I’m not doin the best my stomach trying to kill me

[brisk pasture]

HYDROOO

[uncut briar]

Bot talm bout sum “can i have pictures of you”

[lusty gorge]

The timeout ended early

[rotund mason]

Oh that's no good 🫂

[uncut briar]

🥀

[brisk pasture]

YOOOOO

[lusty gorge]

Also Hi, dro.

[zinc frigate]

Hbu

[rotund mason]

I hope that stomach STOPS

[crystal creek]

Apple

[prisma cypress]

jimmy pinging the train guy is about being on a train is actually peak community engagement icl

[zinc frigate]

SYNNOOOOOOOOOO

[crystal creek]

Hopital

[rotund mason]

Chilling rn lowkey

[lusty gorge]

Oh shit syno!
I didn't even notice it was you!

[prisma cypress]

anyways

[zinc frigate]

Hello guuuuuuuuyajust

[brisk pasture]

HRUUU

[coral token]

i ended it because it was accidental by you/ not ill intentioned

[prisma cypress]

hi chat :3
its me
the gay

[zinc frigate]

That’s nice

[lusty gorge]

Tubulartastic brody

[rotund mason]

Hi the gay

[prisma cypress]

hello im the gay

[brisk pasture]

Bro my parents think I'm bi now (not a bad thing tho) 😭

[uncut briar]

Whos that 🥀

[indigo hull]

New Tf2 class?

[prisma cypress]

meet the gay

[lusty gorge]

Hello I'm the guy

[crystal creek]

Your parents are cars

[prisma cypress]

hello guy

[indigo hull]

Spy but he’s unemployed

[brisk pasture]

You are NOT lebron bro

[lusty gorge]

THE GUY IS IN THE BASE

[crystal creek]

Im lebron but in the universe where he hates cyclists

[zinc frigate]

My parents still somehow think I am a straight man

[crystal creek]

I hate cyclists btw

[indigo hull]

The guy is in the base?!

[lusty gorge]

Ahoy ivy

[uncut briar]

You aint lebron mf😭

[brisk pasture]

Hydro it all happened bc we drove past a hooters

[tidal light]

(prowler sound with goku gif)

[prisma cypress]

mrow

[crystal creek]

Boom boom ball throw in the hoop

[brisk pasture]

I'm not fucking kidding

[crystal creek]

whats the point of hooters

[zinc frigate]

Worst restaurant, I thought it would be owl themed 0/10

[brisk pasture]

Fr

Plus the wings suck

[prisma cypress]

old men wanna stare at women

[uncut briar]

Lebron from wish 🥀

[zinc frigate]

For creepy old guys

[indigo hull]

This

[coral token]

[zinc frigate]

But also

[rotund mason]

Okay gang

[brisk pasture]

I'd rather go to olive garden with the gang (and thales)

[zinc frigate]

We should move on

[lusty gorge]

Must've been the wind

[rotund mason]

I also just enjoyed me some gummies

[steady drum]

bleh

[coral token]

i recommend you moderate the words you use here

[rotund mason]

Very delicious very nice

[indigo hull]

Me when the nuclear bomb

[steady drum]

what we talking about?

[coral token]

the bot is already doing wonders to stop you

[lusty gorge]

Normal or weed gummies

[brisk pasture]

[rotund mason]

Normal

[tidal light]

not to sound rude but what’d i do

[brisk pasture]

GUY DONT DO IT

[rotund mason]

Obviously not weed 💔

[steady drum]

I just joined into weird shit :D

[indigo hull]

The weed gummies you get in Virginia suck

[uncut briar]

Yep 😭

[crystal creek]

But with bad food? meh still dont make sense, the random mcdonalds girl cashier will always be better

[coral token]

you know what you did

[indigo hull]

Ain’t potent worth shit

[brisk pasture]

I'm thinking of buying the black death sour candy

[coral token]

you're using words that are not appropiate

for a 13+ server

[tidal light]

no srsly i dont😭

i’ll delete my messages

[coral token]

the bot already did that for you

[steady drum]

How olda re you?

[coral token]

that's why they never sent

[brisk pasture]

Yo thales you wanna go to olive garden

[lusty gorge]

Eat it with some toxic waste (the other sour candy)

[coral token]

they don't exist here

[tidal light]

bio

[brisk pasture]

... fuck

[crystal creek]

shit

[uncut briar]

Tunisia better

[brisk pasture]

You're missing out on some good ass breadsticks

[coral token]

didn't their lemonade kill 3 people

[brisk pasture]

That's Panera bread

[indigo hull]

What

[steady drum]

16, soooo, you probally should know about whatever that is to know what that is, or you havent done research.

[coral token]

same thing basically

[uncut briar]

Hence why tunisia better

[coral token]

they're virtually the same

[brisk pasture]

Ok but the breadsticks with a chicken gnocchi soup

[lusty gorge]

9 more mins then I get to go home chat

[brisk pasture]

It's so good

[zinc frigate]

Ughhh i don’t wanna go to school today i just wanna curl up into a ball in my room and sleep

[steady drum]

charged lemonade had like too much caffine

[crystal creek]

How are you comparing a country in the meditarrenean to a restaurant

olive garden

[lusty gorge]

Make a clone
Make it do all your work
Boom
Infinite relaxation

[uncut briar]

math🥀

[tidal light]

why can others say it then tho

[indigo hull]

Where did you get that one?

The thin air store?

[coral token]

say what

[zinc frigate]

If I did there would be 2 people curled up in a ball in my room

[coral token]

nobody can

[crystal creek]

Dont fall for it bro he's baiting u

[coral token]

the bot will deal with him if he does

i am not worried

[lusty gorge]

what

[brisk pasture]

Bro my moms in Paris rn

[coral token]

i am sorry for her

[brisk pasture]

Yknow what that means

[lusty gorge]

FISH

[brisk pasture]

I can bring the cat inside

(My mom's allergic to cats)

[crystal creek]

Baget

[indigo hull]

Sob Baget

[crystal creek]

Sounds like dog breed

Bagel

[lusty gorge]

Gee. It sure is booring around here

[crystal creek]

No that's beagle

[brisk pasture]

We gotta save her

[coral token]

why did she go in the first place

[brisk pasture]

idfk

[indigo hull]

Vive La Revolution

that’s why

[brisk pasture]

To go to disney

😭

[crystal creek]

To go to France

[brisk pasture]

She's in paris

[zinc frigate]

It’s viva

[lusty gorge]

French Disney has to have at least 15 health code violations

[crystal creek]

France isn't in Paris?

[brisk pasture]

Paris is a city in france

[crystal creek]

Oh i thought it was a restauran

[brisk pasture]

This is why you don't sleep in geography

[zinc frigate]

Paris is the capital of France

[indigo hull]

Not in French

[thin prairie]

SNOOOOREEEE MIMIMIMI

[brisk pasture]

Also how the FUCK do you think it's a restaurant

[brisk pasture]

FACK YOUUUUU

[zinc frigate]

Yes it actually is
I took French for 4 years

[lusty gorge]

Bootyburger

[brisk pasture]

I took Spanish for 4 years

[coral token]

hola

[brisk pasture]

(I only know 30 words)

[crystal creek]

Like yk how people say "im going to paris" but then they say "i ate in france" so i thought france was a famous restaurant in paris

[coral token]

smoooooth opeerator

[lusty gorge]

El hi

[indigo hull]

It’s fine French doesn’t exist anyways

[coral token]

bro is ragebaiting

[indigo hull]

It’s just glorified Breton

Actually want to learn that language

[brisk pasture]

Before you knew this, where did you think the eiffel tower was

[zinc frigate]

I’m just tired I forgot French

[brisk pasture]

My French teacher in middle school was an asshole

[indigo hull]

At least you had a French class

[crystal creek]

je mapele 25 ans

[indigo hull]

My high school only offered Spanish

[brisk pasture]

Just take spanish

It's easier plus we have thales

[zinc frigate]

So like most French people

[brisk pasture]

No she wasn't even french

[zinc frigate]

English only

[brisk pasture]

She targeted me ONLY

[thin prairie]

YOU

[crystal creek]

Didn't the french make it and gift it to neew york

[zinc frigate]

Well she was doing a good demonstration of what most French people are like

Jerks

[crystal creek]

Whale you

[indigo hull]

Similar case with both Spanish teachers at my HS

[brisk pasture]

That's the statue of liberty 😭

[indigo hull]

Wales

[coral token]

greece

[crystal creek]

Oh right the green lady mb

[zinc frigate]

???
I’m a shark actually

[brisk pasture]

What grade are you in bro

[zinc frigate]

[thin prairie]

🦈

[indigo hull]

and NY started out a Dutch colony lmao

[thin prairie]

Hello butt

[coral token]

would not be shocked if the pfp is him

[brisk pasture]

Fr

[crystal creek]

90 degrees when im stasndindg

[brisk pasture]

SCHOOL GRADE

[steady drum]

Blahaja

[crystal creek]

That's actually me

[indigo hull]

That’s temperature dumbass

[brisk pasture]

You have a bowl cut?

[crystal creek]

no that's degrees

[uncut briar]

🐋🐋

[crystal creek]

it's an old pic and no it was just a bad angle

[uncut briar]

Wales

[indigo hull]

Cymru

[zinc frigate]

Hello honley

[thin prairie]

How are you
AUTUMN

[brisk pasture]

Why were you duct taped tho

[crystal creek]

School

[brisk pasture]

Did you pick a fight with duct tape man from invincible

[crystal creek]

it was in school do you see the lockers behind

[uncut briar]

Doesn’t explain ANYTHING 😭🥀

[crystal creek]

wdym

[queen hinge]

Whats up y’all

[brisk pasture]

WHY were you duct taped

[uncut briar]

Why?

[indigo hull]

The sky is

[coral token]

one does not go to school to get taped.

[zinc frigate]

I am bleeeeeeh my stomach tried to KILL ME. Plus dysphoria despite feeling more girly today. Hbu

[brisk pasture]

._.

[uncut briar]

Exactly

[coral token]

therefore the confusion.

[tidal light]

SEA SALT

[woven flicker]

Roar

[indigo hull]

Therefor you think,

[crystal creek]

You're right that was not my intention

[coral token]

it's like saying ''i went to the doctor to eat a burger''

[thin prairie]

Killing your stomach

[crystal creek]

i read bleh as bleach and so i thought you drank bleach

[indigo hull]

I think that’s gonna cause more problems than it solves there

[uncut briar]

Or “I went to a concert to play pool”

[brisk pasture]

Bro looks like he's in a crappy hostage situation in his pfp 😭🙏

[thin prairie]

Nuh uh

[indigo hull]

The frick you mean Nuh uh?

[thin prairie]

You read right

[crystal creek]

Ion even remember why my classmates tied me up in a chair

i genuinely dont

[uncut briar]

Do we need to call someone?😭🥀

[coral token]

the principal

[indigo hull]

Yeah the Ghostbusters

[uncut briar]

Nah the popo

[zinc frigate]

YAAAAAAAY wait

[crystal creek]

Nah I was in on it 🔥🔥

[brisk pasture]

Ts frying me

[zinc frigate]

[indigo hull]

Collapse

[zinc frigate]

But how are YOU

[thin prairie]

[crystal creek]

All taped up and shii 🔥🗣️

[pliant flame]

Fall.

[brisk pasture]

It's not tuff dude

[steady drum]

also hai honbon

[thin prairie]

Happy
I got my tadc merch

[indigo hull]

Fall of Rome

[hoary magnet]

If I Made A D&D Adventure Within My Periodic Table Elements Universe, Where Everyone Can Control One Element/Alloy From The Periodic Table...Who Here Would Play It?

[brisk pasture]

Maybe I was wrong about you

[crystal creek]

My ribcage hurt weeks after it

[zinc frigate]

Very nice

[brisk pasture]

Maybe you are cool honley the British person

[uncut briar]

I kinda like chemistry so maybe

[steady drum]

Wanted to ask if ya wanna call :3

[thin prairie]

Nope

[crystal creek]

the amazing district of columbia

[thin prairie]

:3

[steady drum]

alrighty

[brisk pasture]

Ok question. Where do you think France is

[thin prairie]

No
The amazing digital circus

[crystal creek]

Dudeeeee

Stop

[brisk pasture]

acc

[thin prairie]

SYNO MOVE ON

[crystal creek]

Talking about france makes me uncomforale now

[brisk pasture]

Ok ok :(

[hoary magnet]

Would You Like Animals That Embody Elements?
For Instance A Tarantula That Makes Large Webs Out Of Razor Thin Titanium, Capable Of Dicing Anything That Walks Into Them?

[zinc frigate]

SOUTH AMERICA

[crystal creek]

oh my god i just said it again

[brisk pasture]

Mods vaporize Hydro

[uncut briar]

I bet no one here knows luiz diaz

[indigo hull]

No you’re thinking of Florida

[zinc frigate]

[indigo hull]

Close guess though

[pliant flame]

I will use the power of god to project a fucking meteor towards France

[crystal creek]

no thats where paraguay argentina chile peru ecuador brazil and some other countries are located

[brisk pasture]

Fuck

[uncut briar]

You do you my guy. But if it was up to me maybe not

[brisk pasture]

Why France tho

[pliant flame]

Wouldn't that actually just be louisana?

[rose jay]

67

[indigo hull]

So we can prevent the resurrection of Napoleon

[crystal creek]

You're not exactly wrong though, since France has a territory called French Guiana situated in South America--the mainland however, is situated in Europe

[brisk pasture]

Thales we got a live one

[keen bronze]

Not if I summon the napoleon ice cream to stop you

[rose jay]

read my status

[pliant flame]

Napoleon isn't even buried in France 🥀

[crystal creek]

wdym "live one" were there dead ones who said 67

[brisk pasture]

HES BEEN DEAD FOR DECADES

[indigo hull]

ITS NEAPOLITAN OMG

[brisk pasture]

It's a joke

[hoary magnet]

I Mean...I Also Have Gazelles That Have Golden Horns They Use In Sunlight/Moonlight To Temporarily Blind Predators And Escape.
I Got A Bunch Of Animals That All Do Different Stuff With Their Elements.

[crystal creek]

why do u type like youtube title

[keen bronze]

Nah I know what I said there is a french historical figure in my ice cream

[crystal creek]

and your discord tag is horth korea

[indigo hull]

I mean the Bonapartes did conquer Naples so you aren’t wrong

[hoary magnet]

You Haven't Been Here Long Enough To Know That.

[brisk pasture]

Wait what

[crystal creek]

ok

[keen bronze]

Guys how do we get to horth Korea?

[crystal creek]

horth korea

[brisk pasture]

You gotta spawn in

[pliant flame]

Fuck this, I'm heading to West Korea

[crystal creek]

horth better who agrees

[indigo hull]

Let me show you to path to South Virginia

[keen bronze]

Damn guess I gotta go deal with east korea

[brisk pasture]

Well I'm heading to South Korea so I can see cool project moon shit

[crystal creek]

Let me show you the path to SOUTH DAKOTA 😂😂

[indigo hull]

😐

[pliant flame]

Let me show you the path to ACADIA boi

[indigo hull]

The French Acadia?

[keen bronze]

Ima be real I only care about lobotomy corporation and the first half of library of ruina.

[crystal creek]

wdym neutral face i made the same joke as you, I told the name of a state that doesnt exist

[brisk pasture]

I want ruina so baddd

[indigo hull]

South Dakota very much exists

Wyoming on the other hand

[pliant flame]

Yes, Back in the day before the Cajuns migrated south

[arctic fox]

Tom

[crystal creek]

foolery

[indigo hull]

Thomas Foolery

Got it

[keen bronze]

I wish someone would make more monster management games. That stuff was too fun to witness

[crystal creek]

Plants vs zombies was some crazy shii dawggg like you telling me zombie attack the plants and some nuts defend it and the nut is also a plant whaatttttt on some real shi

I'm fat and ugly

[pliant flame]

Lil blud just saying shi 💔 🥀

[crystal creek]

shi 💔 🥀

[pliant flame]

My fat chud son, we're fucking lost 💔

[crystal creek]

Chud

[indigo hull]

Banished to the eeby deeby

[crystal creek]

Can I say the full name of sir Triple T in this server?

[pliant flame]

"Hippity Hoppity, Your Native Land is now my property"

[magic elbow]

guys i have pizza rolls

[crystal creek]

why is she rolling

[indigo hull]

Rolling the Stones

[pliant flame]

Lizzo Rolls

[pliant flame]

ROLLING STONES

[crystal creek]

im watching a youtube compilation of fat people falling

[magic elbow]

pizza*

😭

[magic elbow]

cinema

[crystal creek]

oh damn bruh

I was about to call 911

[arctic fox]

why is there a video of Pyrocinical in announcements

[crystal creek]

I didn't know I had that pinned on

[pliant flame]

Jimycinical

[sharp geyser]

im still banned from the stancave (stanleyMOVs server) not sure how long im even banned and for what

[crystal creek]

Do not return

[verbal anchor]

Im gonna say the shit word

[indigo hull]

-# s h i t

[verbal anchor]

Yes

That one

[magic elbow]

does he know about the d-o-r-e?

[verbal anchor]

The door

[uncut briar]

You do you my guy. But if it was up to me maybe not

[lusty gorge]

Glaggle Mcgaggle

[last prawn]

huh
THE DOOR!

[indigo hull]

McGoog

[midnight spindle]

[magic elbow]

👁️

[uncut briar]

Bout to make sum lets hope i dont cut my fingers for the 200th time 😭🙏

[jovial dust]

Yall I’m having an allergic reaction what do I do

[coral token]

😀

uh idk.

cope i guess ,

i am not a doctor

[jovial dust]

Become doctor rq idk what to do

[indigo hull]

Call a fucking ambulance bro idk

[magic elbow]

i have an epi pen

you could borrow it idc

[jovial dust]

It’s not even actually that bad gang I have hives and that’s it

[indigo hull]

Do you know what could’ve caused it

[prime canopy]

One of my back muscles is significantly more pronounced than the other, I suspect it’s because I hold my phone with my left hand, not sure how to counteract this

[indigo hull]

Spangular Bobation

[narrow atlas]

I think I may have counter sniped a bit too hard

[uncut briar]

Backflip 🥀

[upbeat copper]

Hold another phone with your right

[narrow atlas]

I don’t this guy realizes he’s camouflaged. Not invisible. Took his head off a few times, and now he has been hunting me for 2 straight rounds

Has only managed to kill me once, and mag dumped my body…

[upbeat copper]

🥶

[indigo hull]

If that was TF2 you probably would’ve been trashed talked into oblivion

[narrow atlas]

Well I’m sure if he was on Xbox he’d be saying horrible things to me

[indigo hull]

This is true

[delicate marten]

blonde jimmy looks like a piece of wheat 💔💔💔

[uncut briar]

Who’s oblivion gng 🥀

[narrow atlas]

I would’ve sent him a lil Hydra Dominatus he did tho

[indigo hull]

Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

[lone trellis]

Question of The Day: what was you guys first computer experience?

[uncut briar]

Waiting for sbr

[lusty gorge]

I think it was five nights at Freddy's

Specifically sister location

[cyan panther]

hamburger

[dire ivy]

It’s Tuesday my dude’s

[indigo hull]

hambourg

[coarse ermine]

Hi :D

[upbeat copper]

Spore

[lusty gorge]

UUUUUUUAAAA AAAAAUUUUUU

[indigo hull]

yeah mushrooms are pretty dope

[upbeat copper]

No the evolution simulator game

[cyan panther]

gurgdurger

[indigo hull]

ik i was making a joke

[zinc frigate]

[upbeat copper]

[coarse ermine]

Bugderder

[indigo hull]

never actually played spore

[upbeat copper]

PRETTY LADY HELLO HI HI

[zinc frigate]

Hello

[upbeat copper]

Hru

[urban valve]

Yo

[zinc frigate]

Bleh kinda, hbu

[upbeat copper]

Henlo

[uncut briar]

🍔

[upbeat copper]

I am in constant agony and suffering, the weight of the world is finally crashing down on my soul and I feel empty

But other than that I'm pretty alright /hj

[uncut briar]

Need a hug?

[upbeat copper]

No I'm good I only take hugs from people Im familiar with

[urban valve]

Mug

[indigo hull]

imagine a planet entirely made of pizza

then imagine you're on said planet

[urban valve]

Too cheesy

[lusty gorge]

Do you see me as a familiar?

[uncut briar]

Who’s “familiar” im mango 😭🥀

[upbeat copper]

Decently so I've known you for at least a year now

[uncut briar]

I was gonna say ‘too bad’ if you said yes but you mogged me 😔

[upbeat copper]

[verbal anchor]

YOU!!

[lusty gorge]

[upbeat copper]

Hello other pretty lady /p

[verbal anchor]

YOU!!

[indigo hull]

how the turns have tabled

[upbeat copper]

🫂

[verbal anchor]

Hello!

[lusty gorge]

ME

[upbeat copper]

How are you

[verbal anchor]

Magical upon Magical

[verbal anchor]

Indeed

[indigo hull]

magical mystery tour

[upbeat copper]

Yummy

[verbal anchor]

Its because of @queen hinge i summon the

[upbeat copper]

Uwahhh

A new fren

[verbal anchor]

Now we wait patiently

[queen hinge]

guuh?

[verbal anchor]

It worked!!!

[upbeat copper]

ANOTHER PINK PERSON HELLO PINK PERSON YOU ARE NOW MY FRIEND

[verbal anchor]

Hai:3

[zinc frigate]

[lusty gorge]

Ok actually hold on

[restive topaz]

my friend has essentially built me a bendy hide and seek map on minecraft

[upbeat copper]

[lusty gorge]

I think I did the wrong color

[queen hinge]

Heyy :>

[restive topaz]

not entirely for me but it was promised to me like 3 years ago that she’d make one

[lusty gorge]

Goddamit

[upbeat copper]

Maybe

[indigo hull]

yes you did

[upbeat copper]

It kinda works tho ngl

[lusty gorge]

There we go

[restive topaz]

777 dd? hold up, wait, i just hit the jackpoooooooooot hey hey hey hey hey hey hey i just hit the jackpoooooooooooot

[lusty gorge]

We're good

[upbeat copper]

SO MANY PINK PEOPLES

I love pink so much it makes me feel so much joy and whimsy

[buoyant agate]

Hello

[lusty gorge]

And I still have 3k to spare!

[verbal anchor]

You!!

[buoyant agate]

Me

[verbal anchor]

Indeed

[indigo hull]

way to go mr stonks

[upbeat copper]

Rich ahhh

[buoyant agate]

I can’t tell if I’m losing my voice, or if I’m just that sick.

[verbal anchor]

I have almost 6k dd

[lusty gorge]

I like pink cuz it can lower the defence of your opponent giving you a perfect opportunity to strike

[upbeat copper]

[buoyant agate]

I have 9K dd

[restive topaz]

oh yeah i forgot my friend used to be here

[upbeat copper]

I call that the pinkie pow

[upbeat copper]

Jesus fucking Christ

[lusty gorge]

Ohh Fancy pants rich McGee over here

[indigo hull]

i have 1672

[upbeat copper]

1749

[indigo hull]

same year the Third Anglo-Dutch War began

not 1749 no

[buoyant agate]

I had, a lot, but lost most of it because I bought access to dingus den

[upbeat copper]

STOP KNOWING THINGS

[indigo hull]

I CANT HELP IT

[lusty gorge]

1749
Great year

[zinc frigate]

31.6K

[upbeat copper]

[upbeat copper]

HOLY FUCK

[lusty gorge]

Jeff bezos is that you?

[upbeat copper]

Jemma bezos*

[verbal anchor]

Autumn Bezos*

[buoyant agate]

I think just in case, im gonna stop speaking vocally, because I could actually be losing my voice, surprised it hasn’t happened sooner considering how much I yapped back in the day.

[zinc frigate]

I’m just here too much lol

[upbeat copper]

[lusty gorge]

So bored you decided to get fat stacks in a discord server.
I respect it

[sharp geyser]

homborger

[indigo hull]

ok nothing really interesting happened in 1749

other than what im just gonna call the Glasgow Corpse Riot

[upbeat copper]

What happened in 31.6k bce

[verbal anchor]

Something

[upbeat copper]

I see

[indigo hull]

so thats 31,600 BC right?

[buoyant agate]

Im so used to talking, yapping, that I honestly don’t know if I can actually do this

[upbeat copper]

Yes

[indigo hull]

ok ok thats the earliest evidence of Humans in Ireland

[upbeat copper]

Ewwww yuck!

[buoyant agate]

Ireland mentioned.

[upbeat copper]

/hj

[indigo hull]

I wish i knew more about my Irish ancestry

[upbeat copper]

I'm glad you dont

[indigo hull]

i know nothing about it sadly

[upbeat copper]

Learn more of your scottish

[indigo hull]

i know more of my Scots ancestry than I do Irish lmao

[upbeat copper]

Forget the Irish Scotland is better

[indigo hull]

all is good tho

[crystal creek]

yo

[indigo hull]

31,000 BC is also the earliest evidence of modern humans in Wales

Neanderthals were present there around 230,000 BC

[coral token]

This again

Kills you

[indigo hull]

💥

[upbeat copper]

Woah hi table 🫂

[coral token]

Yellow

[upbeat copper]

How are you Mr blue chef?

[coral token]

Annoyed

[woven flicker]

Out of school

[coral token]

There's too much humidity

[upbeat copper]

Blowing up the humidity

[dry rock]

I thought that said humanity

[upbeat copper]

I'm blowing up the earth now

[dry rock]

What about the animals

[upbeat copper]

Ill put them all in a pocket dimension

[indigo hull]

what about Scorpion II of Lower Egypt?

[dry rock]

Put the humans In a pocket dimension

[indigo hull]

who reigned from 3141 - 3121 BC

[upbeat copper]

Nuh uh they're why I'm blowing up earth

[indigo hull]

wait wrong one he ruled Upper Egypt

[dry rock]

But the earth is where the animals live

U wouldn't wanna disturb that

[upbeat copper]

I'll make earth 2 and put them all there

[dry rock]

There u go

[indigo hull]

Earth 2, Electric Boogaloo

[upbeat copper]

No humans allowed on earth 2

[indigo hull]

oh shit the 32nd century was also pretty important to

3105 is believed to have been when Otzi the Iceman was killed

[dry rock]

What about monkeys

They are descendents of humans

[indigo hull]

fun fact he was so well preserved we actually know what his last meal was

[upbeat copper]

They are gonna be on a tight watch

[dry rock]

They on the irs watch list

(The irs is hampters)

[indigo hull]

Internal Rat Service

[upbeat copper]

I'm gonna make the IRS (or CIA) be crows and ravens so they can report back to me every week

[dry rock]

What do the animals pay

[upbeat copper]

Lemon tax

[indigo hull]

🍋‍🟩

[upbeat copper]

Lemons will be the currency of earth 2

[upbeat copper]

Illegal fake money, to jail with you

[upbeat copper]

[finite cedar]

When life gives you lemons you make a combustible lemon and make LIFE TAKE THEIR LEMONS BACK

[dry rock]

Can I sell demon

He's a lemon

[finite cedar]

I DONT WANT THEIR DAMN LEMONS

[upbeat copper]

You are allowed on earth 2

[indigo hull]

Lemon Grenade

Lemonade

[upbeat copper]

No humans allowed on earth 2

[dry rock]

Did cave Johnson say that

[dry rock]

But he's a lemon

[finite cedar]

Yuh

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[indigo hull]

yes its a Portal 2 ref

[upbeat copper]

But you are human

[dry rock]

I knew the sound but was the actor I didn't know if it was from portal 2 or not

[dry rock]

I'm a fucking mushroom

[upbeat copper]

Mushroom human

[dry rock]

No

[indigo hull]

you sound like a fungi then

[dry rock]

A mushroom controlling a human

[zinc frigate]

I wish I could go home and sleep rn

[upbeat copper]

What do you think of lemons

[narrow atlas]

Last of us type shit

[dry rock]

I wish I had nitro so send the lemon emote

[upbeat copper]

Mmmmmmmm okay fine you're allowed on earth 2

[dry rock]

But I wish Lemons blow up

[zinc frigate]

I’m so bored in class rn I almost did all this classes homework

[indigo hull]

Lemon pie 👌

[zinc frigate]

[upbeat copper]

You are also allowed on earth 2 because you are shark

[stiff cedar]

I never talk on here, hii

[zinc frigate]

Huh

[dry rock]

What about my wife

[zinc frigate]

There’s a second earth now??

What’s next earth 3

[upbeat copper]

Im making it

[dry rock]

Ye we killed humans

[indigo hull]

Earth 64

[upbeat copper]

Is your wife a human

[dry rock]

There's a lemon tax

[indigo hull]

coming September 1997

[dry rock]

She's a sprout

[upbeat copper]

Hmmm okay but only if she doesn't grow into a big ol tree

[indigo hull]

but lemons come from trees

[upbeat copper]

Only allowed to turn into a lemon tree

[indigo hull]

there

[dry rock]

Nah she won't do that

[upbeat copper]

Okay good

[finite cedar]

“My girlfriend turned into the moon”

Thats rough buddy

[upbeat copper]

I literally just got done with that episode holy shit

[dry rock]

Then I turn into the sun, GREENED OUT which I didn't know u could do

[finite cedar]

Sorry, im clairvoyant

[upbeat copper]

[upbeat copper]

You work at Claire's?

[coral token]

No that's a satellite

[dry rock]

No ur gay

[finite cedar]

I don’t work anywhere lol

[upbeat copper]

[coral token]

Yes I am

[dry rock]

YAYYY

[upbeat copper]

Dw you'll get a job with the IRS on earth 2

[dry rock]

What do I win

[finite cedar]

If the job is laying in bed and farting i think i’ll do well

[dry rock]

The job is u get free lemons

[upbeat copper]

Yeah but you also have to collect the lemon tax every 6 months

[finite cedar]

That doesn’t sound bad

[dry rock]

U have to kill anyone that can't pay the tax

That means u have to get out of bed

[upbeat copper]

No we send them to the lemon farms

[indigo hull]

John Lemon

[upbeat copper]

No I'm John Pepsi get it right

[indigo hull]

yes and it sucks

[finite cedar]

Oh thats a bummer since im dedicated to pacifism. And probably don’t have the strength to kill anyone anymore

[dry rock]

Aww darn

Alr cya chat

[upbeat copper]

No worries that's the job I leave to the robots

[dry rock]

Do me 1 favor tho

[dry rock]

Make fun of @thin prairie

[upbeat copper]

Dw I will

[dry rock]

:3

[finite cedar]

I don’t know them

[thin prairie]

Explode

[finite cedar]

I only make fun of people i like or hate

[rotund mason]

Explosion.sfx

[upbeat copper]

Stimky lava lamp

[thin prairie]

Kill swap

[thin prairie]

[indigo hull]

why we getting evil?

[rotund mason]

We'll kill swap

[upbeat copper]

Ow ow ow ow not nice

[finite cedar]

Im same as always

Same as it ever was same as it ever was

[thin prairie]

[thin prairie]

Deserved

[indigo hull]

letting the days go by it seems

[upbeat copper]

You are NOT welcome on earth 2

[rotund mason]

🙏

[lusty gorge]

Dumdum burger

[finite cedar]

Letting the water hold me down

[thin prairie]

[upbeat copper]

Blowing you up with my mind

Is sleepy time again night night

[rotund mason]

Wow

[finite cedar]

[rotund mason]

What the dog doing

[finite cedar]

Experimented

[rotund mason]

😟

For what

[finite cedar]

Science

[woven flicker]

Rules

[woven flicker]

Smacking you

[indigo hull]

William Nye the Science Human

[rotund mason]

Patrick Bye the Scientific Expert

[finite cedar]

Well death isnt scary at alllll. Woaaawaoooowoaaaa

Its perfectly naturall

[indigo hull]

[finite cedar]

Even the birds, even the bees. All of these natural little thiiings

[rotund mason]

I think Bub is going crazy

[finite cedar]

Bill nye sang that

[rotund mason]

Oh

[stark onyx]

your name over time is hilarious, it used to be beetlebub, then it was bub and now its just bleeeeh

xD

[rotund mason]

Quick name me less than four 4-6-2 tank engines (from the pre-grouping era)

[finite cedar]

Dont know what you mean “going”. I have been since forever lol

[rotund mason]

True...

[languid grove]

Oh dear what have they done to you

[rotund mason]

I forget

[languid grove]

What happened to bub

[finite cedar]

IM NOT LYING

[finite cedar]

Experiments

[upbeat copper]

Well this William is also not allowed on earth 2

[finite cedar]

[indigo hull]

CR 944, LBSCR J Class, GCR 9N

[rotund mason]

Fire

[finite cedar]

Glaggle tell them how bill nye sang the song

You know you know

[upbeat copper]

STOP FUCKING KNOWING THINGS

[rotund mason]

HEY

[finite cedar]

Theres no way you don’t know

[rotund mason]

This is BRITISH LOCO enjoyers enjoying this

[upbeat copper]

He knows too much I have to kill him

[upbeat copper]

[rotund mason]

I like trains too

[languid grove]

WHAT

What kind of reply is that

Oh god they tortured you for answers didn’t they

[rotund mason]

Glaggle quick throw some giant ass Garrett at Aurelia !

[finite cedar]

[indigo hull]

K1 GO

[rotund mason]

K1 FULL STEAM AHEAD

[upbeat copper]

I know that but glaggle just knows too much and frankly he's dangerous to the integrity of earth 2 so he has to be put down

[rotund mason]

No

Glaggle lets drown Aurelia in some names of British Locos

[indigo hull]

even better

[finite cedar]

I wish they had a purple name

[indigo hull]

the Scottish Locos

[rotund mason]

YES dude

[upbeat copper]

Stop before I have to ban you from earth 2 as well

[finite cedar]

I cant be purple named cause other names are purpled

[upbeat copper]

I feel like you would be a good porble name

[rotund mason]

You do Highland Railway, I'll do Caledonian Railway

[indigo hull]

aight

[finite cedar]

Purple is like the one thing to make me me and i feel weird without

[rotund mason]

Mmmm.... I'm feeling CR 711 Class......

[finite cedar]

I need my identity affirming purple

[upbeat copper]

(pretend I'm throwing purple at you)

[indigo hull]

gonna have to go with the HR Castle Class

[rotund mason]

I like me some CR 191 Class

[indigo hull]

one of them was named Brodie Castle

[upbeat copper]

[rotund mason]

BRODIE?

I like the CR 711 Class purely for their nicknames

The "Jumbo" Class lmao

[indigo hull]

yeah lmao

[rotund mason]

I wonder what made the 0-6-0 711s jumbo

Or am I a little stupid and they were just massive

[neat lantern]

brochacho

[reef zealot]

Woof

[left sierra]

Uhhhhhhh bark?

[rotund mason]

Tiff

[reef zealot]

Haiii

[indigo hull]

no thats what trees say

[rotund mason]

How've you been?

[reef zealot]

Alive

[rotund mason]

Fair fair

[left sierra]

What about growl

[indigo hull]

uhhh

idk on that one

[left sierra]

Whine?

[indigo hull]

grapes

[left sierra]

I thought it was people in Vermont who whines

[indigo hull]

I can't make fun of people from Vermont

they're only one of like three states that can say they were once an independent nation

(California doesn't count because it was for both US interests and only lasted like 25 days)

[zinc frigate]

Chat, for my homework give me random numbers

[indigo hull]

43

[reef zealot]

Any limits on this number

[zinc frigate]

Under 1000

[reef zealot]

345

999

206

Four

Those are my contributions

[zinc frigate]

Thank you

[left sierra]

I would make the obvious joke, but I'm not gonna.

[plucky garden]

Heeellooo

Nobody here
Aww man

[plucky garden]

U good there?

[zinc frigate]

Kaboom

[plucky garden]

Yes Rico
Kaboom

[indigo hull]

Demoman TF2

[steady drum]

GOD bendy and the ink machine is boring af, (I have old version before chapter 5 came out)

[plucky garden]

Another time of me asking this question:3
What should I draw my OCs doing today?

[zinc frigate]

Eating cheeseburger

[plucky garden]

I already did that

[zinc frigate]

With fries

[indigo hull]

making a last stand with the South Wales Borderers at Isandlwana, 22 January 1879, Natal Colony

[plucky garden]

I have no idea what does this mean

[indigo hull]

wikipedia

Battle of Isandlwana

[plucky garden]

All 4 of em or olny 1

[sharp geyser]

who else was ever banned from a server for no reason or reasons that you dont know?

[upbeat copper]

Yummy!

[indigo hull]

btw South Wales Borderers = 24th Regiment of Foot

[upbeat copper]

Y'all don't know my king.. poop bazooka

[plucky garden]

Do u like history?

[indigo hull]

why yes how could you tell?

[plucky garden]

Everytime I ask that question u always respond with smth related to history

[sharp geyser]

what kind of bazooka?!

[plucky garden]

Imma be honest I don't rlly like history

[upbeat copper]

@full yacht

[zinc frigate]

Any random number

[plucky garden]

Choose

[zinc frigate]

No I gotta get driving

[sharp geyser]

bazinga

[plucky garden]

Nvm, olny 2

[indigo hull]

gadzooks

[plucky garden]

When I think of history I just think this:
Is happened so why come back to it?

[indigo hull]

goddamn it you're giving me a crisis with this one

[plucky garden]

:3

[indigo hull]

[plucky garden]

Aww man

[indigo hull]

ok newsflash buckaroo its fun to look at history as random chance

the perfect combination of events leading to something that has had lasting impacts today

[restive topaz]

if jimmyhere had a domain expansion, what would it be and why?

[coral token]

Your mom

[plucky garden]

Sometimes I think Abt it like that
But it's RLLY RARELY

[indigo hull]

alright here's some broad ideas to think on and plenty of alternate history scenarios exist of these

[plucky garden]

Idk maybe that's bc of school and how they teach it
It's SO BORING

[coral token]

God if I took over this server I'd ban history

Like a dictator

[indigo hull]

imagine what if Germany won the First World War, or if Napoleon never invaded Russia and secured dominance over Western Europe

[coral token]

No. I will not imagine that

Thank you very much

[plucky garden]

Oh yea like some other scenarios

[indigo hull]

then imagine if Alexander the Great conquered Rome

[plucky garden]

Yeah, I sometimes imagine it like that

[indigo hull]

or if Hannibal Barca did

[plucky garden]

I wonder what would happen if Poland never existed
I would be from idk somewhere like central Europe

[indigo hull]

no here's an alternative

if the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth never collapsed

[plucky garden]

It would be a much bigger county then

[indigo hull]

and became a dominate power in Eastern Europe between Russia and Prussia

[plucky garden]

I get it

[indigo hull]

actually i'll invite you in on a little fun fact

[plucky garden]

Go ahead

[indigo hull]

there was a plan to re-establish a Polish state by Germany and Austria-Hungary following WW1

under a German monarch

[plucky garden]

Yeah, I'm learning Abt that rn

Just had a test Abt it recently

[indigo hull]

oh interesting

[plucky garden]

Now its like after WW1 now

[marsh ibex]

knowledge

[plucky garden]

Yes, yes it is

Maybe some time soon I won't be the server idiot

[indigo hull]

most of the territory ceded from that Treaty was going to be under some German monarch

except for like Belarus and Ukraine

[magic elbow]

yo 👋👋

[plucky garden]

Yo

[indigo hull]

though they were still very much aligned with the Central Powers

[plucky garden]

Unfair 3:

[indigo hull]

its war unfortunately

[plucky garden]

Yea

[indigo hull]

the probable nations that would've been made had the Central Powers won would be the following:

Poland, Lithuania, United Baltic Duchy (modern day Latvia and Estonia), Belarus, Ukraine, and Finland

four of those nations would've been led by some German noble

[magic elbow]

whats up man?

[plucky garden]

Bnanan

[open vine]

i need mod help please

[drowsy bridge]

I FINISHED MY EXAM

[plucky garden]

CONGRATULATIONS @drowsy bridge

[indigo hull]

congradurations

[drowsy bridge]

Thank you!

[plucky garden]

Did it go well?

[coral token]

what is it

[plucky garden]

Today I bought the 10th can of one drink that I like, I also collect the cans of em

MOAR FOR DA COLLECTION