general

[mild shell]

Two is 2 and if you plus 2 and 2 you get 4

And thats how to do basic math for people who like the box of a product next to the actual product

Dingus

Random yapping is how i express my stupidity

[uncut briar]

Talking about a whole lot of nothing 😭🥀

[steady owl]

Just stay offline then. A lot of people will be talking about it, given how it ended

The fuck do you mean Toby shadowdropped Chapter 5??

[steady owl]

Cat

[graceful phoenix]

(he didnt)

[steady owl]

Shhhh

He totally did

[lusty gorge]

Morning, dumdums

[graceful phoenix]

okay gum gum

[lusty gorge]

AAAAAAAAAAA

[graceful phoenix]

the Easter Island Head is the best character in all of NatM

[lusty gorge]

I like the T rex fossil a bit more ngl

[woven flicker]

Rika

[woven flicker]

Ahem…

[upbeat copper]

🫂

[woven flicker]

ACK 🫂🦖

[lusty gorge]

Yeh?

[upbeat copper]

Goob morning

[woven flicker]

Hru?

[upbeat copper]

Sleepy

[woven flicker]

Wake up

[upbeat copper]

Mmmmm I don't wanna

[woven flicker]

I woke up at 5:20 am

[upbeat copper]

5 more minutes

[woven flicker]

So you have to wake up aswell now

[upbeat copper]

Nuh uh

[lusty gorge]

BEEP BEEP BEEP

[upbeat copper]

Blowing you up with my mind

[lusty gorge]

My fucking me- 💥

[upbeat copper]

[lusty gorge]

Anyway I gtg learn
Torture time

[steady owl]

||Thank you… Chainsaw Man||

[woven flicker]

So bored rn

[upbeat copper]

[woven flicker]

[upbeat copper]

NYAAAAAMMM

[woven flicker]

Oh so you want to play this game then….

[upbeat copper]

Can't bite me I'm too fast

[woven flicker]

[upbeat copper]

ACK

[woven flicker]

Ahem

B I T I N G Y O U

[upbeat copper]

I just a bebe

[upbeat copper]

Ow ow ow ow

[woven flicker]

Yeah but you started it

[upbeat copper]

[woven flicker]

[upbeat copper]

AUGHH

[woven flicker]

Alright that’s enough

I’ll stop

[upbeat copper]

[woven flicker]

I got to hard focus on something rn

[upbeat copper]

I sleep

[tulip valve]

yo

[upbeat copper]

Nuh uh its sleepy time go to bed

[tulip valve]

it’s 7

[upbeat copper]

Nuh uh it's bed time

[tulip valve]

and in in school 🙏😭

[upbeat copper]

I don't care go to sleep

[tulip valve]

i wish i could twin

[upbeat copper]

Meh Im too eeby sleeby for this

[tulip valve]

no

[uncut briar]

Burger

[tulip valve]

hamburger

[uncut briar]

🍔

[languid grove]

WAKE UP

[cobalt wasp]

Why’d you show me that

[mild shell]

Toby fox

[woven flicker]

Rika do you have any fossil?

[languid grove]

My collection is at my grandma’s sadly but I don’t doubt I at least have one Dino themed card

[mild shell]

Apparently the reason leaves and grass is green is cuz it reflects green light

[woven flicker]

I see…

Well thank you tho

[uncut briar]

No its because of chlorophyll

[uncut briar]

The chemical that help with photosynthesis

[uncut briar]

Or sum idk 🥀

[stiff grove]

Top 5 worst things when you’re getting a shower and the water turns ice cold

[uncut briar]

Ice showers are good in the morning

But its better to have hot showers before bed

Or sum idk 🥀

[stiff grove]

I disagree

Shi was freezing

[uncut briar]

Im not saying they feel better, i know they feel awful but its better for your health

[stiff grove]

Really?

[uncut briar]

Yep

They help wake you up

[stiff grove]

Gotta say i am more awake now

[uncut briar]

Exactly

[stiff grove]

Granted Ive only been up for 5 hours and got 11 hours of sleep

[lusty gorge]

Hi, more awake now

[uncut briar]

But at night hot showers are better for your health

[uncut briar]

“When does the joke start being unfunny 🥀”

[stiff grove]

😐

[stiff grove]

Because they make you more tired?

[mild shell]

I like showers that are hot

But mixed with a lil coldness for balance

Not warm

[uncut briar]

For old ppl cold showers can close their blood vessels

[uncut briar]

So actually yeah

[stiff grove]

Valid

[stiff grove]

Makes sense

[void warren]

Ima swilly wittle furry meow~

[uncut briar]

They can have heart attacks cuz of the blood vessels closing

“The circumstances of one’s birth are irrelevant, its what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are” —Mew two

[stiff grove]

Huh that’s interesting

[uncut briar]

Fax tho

[twin lake]

Fuck off

🖕

[woven flicker]

Cool

[woven flicker]

Wha

[twin lake]

The thing above look

[woven flicker]

Oh

Yeah no that’s def a scam

[twin lake]

Yea

So fuck off from this server 🖕

[twin lake]

Did u send a message and it looks like I said it to you?

[woven flicker]

No

[twin lake]

Ah ok ok

[languid grove]

We have been getting a lot of odd scam messages recently I swear

[twin lake]

Yea its popular

And also there's a lot of kids so its easy for them to fall for it

[stiff grove]

Shut it clanker

[indigo hull]

since you cant send links or images in general this is about the only option for scam messages here

[woven flicker]

Honbon

[thin prairie]

[woven flicker]

Hru?

[thin prairie]

[twin lake]

Also its short and gets to thr point before it hits a text wall

[indigo hull]

that too

[woven flicker]

Real

[stiff grove]

I’ve been at war with my cat for like 2 hours he keeps opening my door coming in closing my door then meowing to get out over and over again 😭😭

[mild shell]

Shimmy

[wicked burrow]

ever heard two cats fighting each other through a cat door? Woke up many nights to slam slam hiss slam before the neighboor moved away

[tawny dove]

Ted 2

[uncut briar]

Opening your door?

Does your cat have opposable thumbs or sum

[pliant flame]

When the:

-# Shimmy shimmy yay shimmy yah, drank, salalalah-

[sharp geyser]

jimmy jimmy yay jimmy yah

[stiff grove]

I got mad and broke part of my door awhile back so it just pushes open

[uncut briar]

😭

[pliant flame]

Relatable, that's if my door wasn't as thick as god damn oatmeal

[stiff grove]

😭😭😭

[uncut briar]

My doors heavy af so couldnt be me

[pliant flame]

"I punch metal for fun" mfers when they break their entire forearm on 7 inches of bloodwood

[uncut briar]

🥀

[uncut briar]

Still a strong ass cat

[pliant flame]

Cats are reckless little balls of madness that want nothing but be treated like they own the damn house

[mild shell]

Ted

[indigo hull]

I don’t think mine can live without me

[mild shell]

🥀 to my brain after trying to think whats before the beginning

[tawny dove]

Tis i

[pliant flame]

Every cat I've ever met only wanted me dead

[mild shell]

🗣️ Is a one good

[pliant flame]

Cats hate me, fish want me.

[misty condor]

i am a bot

[mild shell]

Minus 2

[stiff grove]

Actually no the slightest bit of force opens my door

[stiff grove]

Roberts behind you

[pliant flame]

Welp, here I go again to pick up my power drill

[indigo hull]

Why not a Power Glove?

[stiff grove]

Nah roberts got a glock now

[mild shell]

520 more dd until image perms

[pliant flame]

Because I'm optimising pain over efficency

[uncut briar]

Paper ahh door 🥀

[indigo hull]

Glock is epitome of copy+paste

[undone cypress]

Berettas are cool

[mild shell]

Loud house has the one of the weirdest fandoms due to the shipping and the in cest

[uncut briar]

Nah WHAT 😭

Cant ppl js be normal

[mild shell]

Dont read any of the incest comics gng trust

[uncut briar]

😭

[pliant flame]

Here's a fun fact: The longest recorded fanfic ever made was about the Loud House

[indigo hull]

And it’s gone to the sands of history

[stiff grove]

Fine then how about a smith & wesson

[mild shell]

Holy guacomole noli me tangere fiddly what

Jeezud

[stiff grove]

☹️

[uncut briar]

What is genuinely wrong with some people

[mild shell]

Its kids

[uncut briar]

🥀

[indigo hull]

points to Sonichu

[stiff grove]

💔 🖕

[uncut briar]

🤦‍♂️

[mild shell]

The under age minors have rule thirty four of eachotet

[pliant flame]

I'm the Internet rabbit hole guy, I've seen MUCH WORSE

[mild shell]

Jeezus

[stiff grove]

😬

[indigo hull]

Oh boy that’s fun

[uncut briar]

🥀🥀🥀

[stiff grove]

Oh no

[mild shell]

You definetely have seen better days

[uncut briar]

I’ve seen worse but not in that way

[rotund mason]

How about we change topics lwk

[mild shell]

Rip to hinatas eyes and ears

[uncut briar]

Like bl**dy shii

[pliant flame]

My therapist needs a therapist

[uncut briar]

😭🥀

[rotund mason]

So how was our day, people?

[mild shell]

DO NOT READ rewrite the stars

[indigo hull]

And probably the FBI agent monitoring you

[mild shell]

Ok tbh

[rotund mason]

Nice

[uncut briar]

Why do i see so much sbr shii on my fyp 🥀

[pliant flame]

insane, as usual

[rotund mason]

I see

[uncut briar]

I don’t even watch jjba 😭🥀

[indigo hull]

Tomorrow is Rene Descartes birthday

[uncut briar]

Who

Who dat

[pliant flame]

I will join the masses and start cursing Netflix for fucking up the series for the 8 billionth time

[stiff grove]

Great question

[rotund mason]

I think, therefore I am.

[uncut briar]

I wouldn’t know

[uncut briar]

Ill look them up

[rotund mason]

He's a French Philosopher

[indigo hull]

Bro had the revelation of existing because he thought he existed

[rotund mason]

Lol

[uncut briar]

🥀

[pliant flame]

🗣️ 🔥 Techanologia

[uncut briar]

Checkmate got timed out 🥀

Checkmate got checkmated

🤧🤧🤧

[faint mulch]

Boo

[uncut briar]

-# aaa

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[pliant flame]

Chrome me up.

[next pike]

Hi chat 👋
Before I break any rules are yall okay with me sending a video I made for ylyl?

[uncut briar]

Of course

[sharp geyser]

you cant scare me

but i can scare you

[next pike]

Go to #self-promo

I sent it yesterday

[uncut briar]

Kk

[pliant flame]

Hm

Well, that happened

[coral token]

Yeah, talking about that in a server of minors

Not cool

[pliant flame]

Anyway

[indigo hull]

[pliant flame]

What else do I have in my bowl of topics?

[next pike]

What happened? I'm confused

[indigo hull]

Nails

[coral token]

Don't worry about it

[next pike]

@uncut briar did you like it?

[pliant flame]

What nails? Are we goin' through nail hardness and which nails, animal or human?

[indigo hull]

The nails you use to keep wood together

Or that you can load into a blunderbuss if you wanna send someone to hell on earth

[next pike]

The most Cooked chat ever 😭

[pliant flame]

What coffee do you like?

[indigo hull]

I’m not a coffee drinker

[uncut briar]

Peak 😭

[stiff grove]

That’s what she said?

[uncut briar]

Brought a tear to my eye

[pliant flame]

In 2077, what makes somebody a criminal?

[next pike]

Vary accurate, hope it gets featured in a video

[uncut briar]

Let’s hope so

✌️

[pliant flame]

Through ashes we thrive and Through the ashes we shall return

Man idfk anymore 💔 🥀

[magic elbow]

yoo guys whats up

[pliant flame]

Somebody's coworker has arrived

Hey dude, what's poppin'

[magic elbow]

just at the doctors, wbu?

[pliant flame]

In my house, reading Indian literature

[ripe ether]

When did he do this

[pliant flame]

The bigger question here would be: WHY did he do this?

[coral token]

at an anime convention

last year

[ripe ether]

It’s jimmy, what did you expect bro to do, NOT be in a dress?

[pliant flame]

Tbh, I couldn't be any less wiser myself

Fair enough

[magic elbow]

nicee

[pliant flame]

I miss the person I was 9 years ago

Now I'm here, studying foreign philosophy for the play of the game

[indigo hull]

It’s Rene Descartes birthday tomorrow

Since you mention philosophy

[pliant flame]

Theological Philosophy
I haven't fuckin' heard of Rene Descartes ever until now

[uncut briar]

More importantly tomorrow’s kylie irving’s birthday

[humble isle]

[indigo hull]

The guy who said Cogito, ergo sum

I think, therefore I am

[uncut briar]

They really js been saying anything 😭🥀

[pliant flame]

Bro really just said "I think I exist" and called himself a philosopher 💔

[uncut briar]

🥀

[proper panther]

So I made new friends last week and it feels like they're freaking spoiling me and I'm not used to it

[stiff grove]

Hmmmmm

[uncut briar]

💸?

[indigo hull]

Quite literally

[pliant flame]

If that's his logic, then in my case, I might've just discovered that I was born at a very young age

[uncut briar]

😭

[proper panther]

1. They asked for my friendship with a handmade card
2. Helped me acquire a frame for my poster for a vendor event
3. Got me to and from the event
4. Bought a bulk of my wares for little ones they work with (social workers)
5. Bought me dinner
6. Bought tickets for all of us to go to the Mario movie in full costume

[indigo hull]

now put it in Latin to make it sound fancy and you're basically a philosopher

[uncut briar]

🤧

Bless them

Truly good people

[pliant flame]

At this point, just marry them

Idc who's their gender

[uncut briar]

Aight bruh chill 🥀

[proper panther]

I am not used to this level of kindness

[proper panther]

They're already married. I friended them and their husband, and their kid

[pliant flame]

Welp, guess I'll book me a flight to south korea

[uncut briar]

A rare find these days you know

[stiff grove]

*north

[proper panther]

All because they wanted to befriend a guy who dresses as Luigi for no reason but because I feel comfy in it and it makes people smile

[uncut briar]

FUH naw dawg 💔

[pliant flame]

North: Communist Hell
South: Capitalist Hell

Both ends are equally cooked 💔

[uncut briar]

❤️‍🩹

[uncut briar]

Idk abt that gng but if you say so 🥀

[stiff grove]

Well ur going to north Korea or being best friends with robert

[proper panther]

Started because I was getting used to a new costume for a con i hope to go to, now I'm friends with engineers, millionaires, and social workers

[pliant flame]

Book me an interview with Lil kimmy

[uncut briar]

MILLIONAIRES? you know we’ve always been friends right?

[indigo hull]

Why make trillions when we could make… billions?

[pliant flame]

Yo friends from Beverly Hills or some shi

[proper panther]

I befriended an inventor who built a communication pad for special needs folks

[uncut briar]

“2 < 1” ahh statement 🥀

[indigo hull]

[stiff grove]

Why do you hate robert so much lol

[uncut briar]

The guy is ANYTHING but lil dawg 🥀

[pliant flame]

Bro punched my dawg and cracked an egg in my morning coffee

[uncut briar]

Ohhh Robert Sanchez? I fucking hate that guy

[pliant flame]

My envy is burning like hellfire rn

[stiff grove]

Damn robert committing war crimes for real😭

[pliant flame]

In reality, me and 30 other alter ego's are fighting for 3rd place

[magic elbow]

just got done with the doctors

they stuck me with 4 needles 🫤

[pliant flame]

4 needles in one sitting is crazy

[magic elbow]

mhm i have to do this every monday 😭

[pliant flame]

Y'know what, I think it'd be best of me to not question what you suffer from

[ornate kernel]

I'm drinking water in a shot glass

[pliant flame]

Water: 💔

Water, Mexico: ❤️‍🩹

[uncut briar]

😭

[ornate kernel]

Tryna get the placebo effect

I'm trying my hardest to think the water in the shot glass is tequila

[uncut briar]

Water, mexican edition

[pliant flame]

The typa shi my kid self was thinking when I imagined apple juice in a pint looked like beer

[uncut briar]

Fr

[ornate kernel]

I'm literally old enough to drink and I still think like that

[uncut briar]

🤧

[steady owl]

Whatever you do at the crossroads, keep going forward.

[pliant flame]

Really makes me think that our inner child hasn't truly died

Hm

[burnt merlin]

Nah I'd rather turn left

[ornate kernel]

There's this one apple juice brand that looks like beer where I live

[pliant flame]

Nice

Underrated opinion: Pineapple malt is pretty goated

[fathom carbon]

[magic elbow]

its just allergies

[pliant flame]

That sucks

[magic elbow]

yea fr

[gritty temple]

Are you allergic to life?

[pliant flame]

Bread.

[magic elbow]

nah just dust, weeds, and tree nuts

[gritty temple]

Ah

[magic elbow]

theyre trying to build my immunity to that stuff by injecting it into my arm

[pliant flame]

Last time I ever got injected with something was a rabies vaccine

[humble isle]

I’m injected with

[upbeat copper]

Aughhhh

[verbal anchor]

You. Go bed

[pliant flame]

I diagnose you with "Fluffy Syndrome"

[upbeat copper]

I just woke up

[verbal anchor]

Sleep again

[upbeat copper]

[upbeat copper]

Nawr withdrawals are too bad

[indigo hull]

bomb has been planted

[rotund mason]

Mmm, I love me some gummy bears

[pliant flame]

I sure hate inflation

[verbal anchor]

Kennedy

[rotund mason]

Rosé

[verbal anchor]

Hruu

[rotund mason]

Eh, in the middle ig
Wbu

[verbal anchor]

Magical UPON Magical

[pliant flame]

Santiago, I don't like this

[thin prairie]

🧀

[pliant flame]

Why can't the Mongols just take over the world already 💔

[ornate kernel]

My nephew's tablet just dies in under an hour at 100%

[verbal anchor]

There she is!

[rotund mason]

What

[indigo hull]

one of the largest empires on earth to one of the most sparsely populated nations on earth

[verbal anchor]

Wdym what😭

[rotund mason]

Wdym magical upon magical

[verbal anchor]

You remember what magical stands for in terms of me right?

[pliant flame]

There's more Mongols in Inner Mongolia, China, then God damn Mongolia itself-

[rotund mason]

Like you're doing well, yeah

[verbal anchor]

So magical upon Magical means im doing amazing

[rotund mason]

Should've said you've felt more magical then lol

[verbal anchor]

Nyo

More fun this way

[rotund mason]

Fair enough

[indigo hull]

I forget it exists sometimes tbh

[reef zealot]

I forgot to charge my airpods lets fuckin goooo

[verbal anchor]

Tiffany!!!

[reef zealot]

Haiii

[daring ocean]

Episode 9 of TADC HAS to end with Caine coming back and saying "Welp, my kicking Jefferys! I hope you enjoyed the show, the cast did a great job at being clowns! Until next time!"

[pliant flame]

Legit an underrated country, one of the few places you'd find dudes throat singing in a random mountain with their horse

[indigo hull]

true

[pliant flame]

Truly some majestic shit

[queen hinge]

How’s everybody doin!

[pliant flame]

I'm obsessed with steppe culture, most of Siberia & Mongolia isn't praised enough

[ornate kernel]

Water.

[pliant flame]

I have crippling depression

[verbal anchor]

Magical upon Magical

(Maybe cause you)

[queen hinge]

that sucks :<

[pliant flame]

How it feels to watch yo food spin in da microwave:

[indigo hull]

Forget microwaving it I macrowave my food

[pliant flame]

Miicrowovay

[verbal anchor]

I flamethrower my food

[indigo hull]

Mmm that could leave a gasoline taste to it

I think that’s what most US issued flamethrowers used for fuel

[uncut briar]

Chicken

[indigo hull]

During World War 2

[pliant flame]

I cook shi in the Egyptian sun

[indigo hull]

Mummify it like an Egyptian

[ornate kernel]

Tomorrow, I'm going to be home alone with my nephew 😔

[twin lake]

Eat him

[pliant flame]

And what a coincidence, I am one

[ornate kernel]

But that's caniballism. ):

[verbal anchor]

Nuh uh

[indigo hull]

Necessary for survival

[twin lake]

Sustenance

[pliant flame]

Make a meat boy in the shape of him then eat 'em

[twin lake]

Stronger wins

[indigo hull]

Hang on let me get out my copy of the Rosetta fucking stone

[reef zealot]

Im feeling gay

Curse of the nile ‼️‼️‼️‼️

[uncut briar]

Curse of bomboclat

[rotund mason]

"Pharaohs Curse" ahh

Swarms of locusts appear

[indigo hull]

Erm, wrong biblical faction there

[pliant flame]

Nice gibberish there, blud

[humble isle]

Consider The Following

[uncut briar]

Mi bomboclat

[indigo hull]

Now kith

[uncut briar]

It means curse of ra

[pliant flame]

YUR-

[uncut briar]

Curse of

FAH

[reef zealot]

See i would love to

But there’s something standing in my way

5000 or so somethings actually

Those would be kilometers.
My gf is far away.
:(

[pliant flame]

I hope Set eats yo god damn heart

[rotund mason]

Ik it's wrong, but it'd lowkey be funny

[indigo hull]

True

[uncut briar]

Who’s set 🥀

[verbal anchor]

😭

[brisk pasture]

[rotund mason]

An Egyptian God

[brisk pasture]

I gotta shoot someone with the report emoji...

I'm so sorry for this

[uncut briar]

Mi bomboclat 🥀

[indigo hull]

Yeah Egyptian gods are great

And pharaohs even better

[brisk pasture]

Ehhhh I perfer greek

[verbal anchor]

I perfer korean

[brisk pasture]

(I'm christian but I think Greek gods are kinda cool)

[indigo hull]

The first guy traditionally thought to be the first Pharoah of a unified Egypt was some fuck called Narmer

[brisk pasture]

I do also like Japanese myths

[uncut briar]

The greek god “sugma”

[tidal light]

norse gods underrated

[pliant flame]

Can't go wrong with mah man Ramsesses II

[ornate kernel]

Romans took that shit and made it as their own

[drowsy bridge]

Remember to brush and floss your teeth!

[verbal anchor]

Norse gets enough love wdym lol

[brisk pasture]

Oh fuck

[tidal light]

idk its just

[indigo hull]

Romans be like: ctrl+c & ctrl+v

[tidal light]

when you think of gods you go greek/roman gods or egyptian gods

norse isnt the first that comes to mind

[indigo hull]

Rome

[tidal light]

btw who here knows deltarune

[drowsy bridge]

Anyways, how are y’all?

[tidal light]

i found smth cool

[indigo hull]

But that’s just based on how much I’ve actually read about Roman religion and how it was practiced at the height of the empire

[brisk pasture]

Guys if Rome was built in a day we can move it somewhere else in a day

[uncut briar]

🥀

[verbal anchor]

Ok Patrick Star. Lets get you back in bed till 3am

[brisk pasture]

[pliant flame]

Korean gods? Now that's underrated

[indigo hull]

Patricius Stellarus

[uncut briar]

No clue abt any of them

[verbal anchor]

Indeed. They're so cool

[ornate kernel]

What about Aztec

[indigo hull]

They did a lot of Datura

[pliant flame]

Welcome to the "Cool topic but I'm not educationed enough to have any opinions" Club

[uncut briar]

😭🥀

[verbal anchor]

Stop killing roses smh

Those poor roses

[reef zealot]

Smh my head

[craggy yew]

hey this sodium mod is neat asl, I'm getting like 120 fps without any frame drops

[uncut briar]

They dying on they own gng 🥀

[indigo hull]

Average general in World War 1 ordering their men over the top for a few inches of mud

[uncut briar]

Then rakai says “you good mud?” 🥀

[drowsy bridge]

Isn’t that a pokemon?😭

[indigo hull]

No they’re literally sinking and drowning in it

[uncut briar]

😭😭😭

[pliant flame]

Instagram reels are killing quite a few billion roses

[uncut briar]

A streamer

[drowsy bridge]

Oh

[uncut briar]

😭🥀

[ornate kernel]

Bruh 🥀

[drowsy bridge]

So you don’t mean the legendary electric type pokemon?

[rotund mason]

LMAO

[drowsy bridge]

OH

[uncut briar]

Who? 🥀

[drowsy bridge]

RAIKOU

[uncut briar]

Who’s pokemon gng 😭🥀

[drowsy bridge]

Right

[drowsy bridge]

😭 ???

[drowsy bridge]

Hello brotisserie chicken

[uncut briar]

Pikachu’s cousin or sum 🥀

[pliant flame]

That's fucking Raichu, cuh 💔

[indigo hull]

No that’s clearly Peachew

[pliant flame]

I'm not a pokologist, what the FUCK are we talking about???

[drowsy bridge]

100 sun cost

[rose jay]

67777777

[indigo hull]

No that’s Peashooter

Completely different game

[uncut briar]

🤧

[rotund mason]

Hello BROnchitis

[uncut briar]

Who’s “hello” dawg 🥀

[rotund mason]

Hello neighbour

[pliant flame]

[indigo hull]

Nah 💀

[uncut briar]

Why his last name neighbour🥀

[ornate kernel]

Has Rosé been watering her roses, 'cause I'm seeing so much wilted roses

[rotund mason]

He's pretty chill

[verbal anchor]

I am actively finding Mango to make them stop with the roses

[indigo hull]

What was even the story of that game?

[uncut briar]

🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀

[indigo hull]

Or did it even have one to start with?

[rotund mason]

The lore confuses me

I just know it's kinda depressing

[indigo hull]

I keep hearing it may have been intentional

[verbal anchor]

It is, kinda

[rotund mason]

Well, kinda, idk

[pliant flame]

Hol' up, I should be on the road with a 1UP, snickers bar & a Highfive

[indigo hull]

They devs were always pestering MatPat to debunk the lore

[verbal anchor]

I've played all the hello neighbor games

[rotund mason]

I just prefer enjoying playing the alpha versions of Hello Neighbour

[pliant flame]

I've never touched steam not once 💔

[uncut briar]

Hello Neighbour is NOT an alpha dawg 😭🥀

[indigo hull]

That’s what everyone says

[verbal anchor]

Well. I dont think you can touch steam. Cause its gas right?

[rotund mason]

There was an alpha version

[coral token]

💀

[indigo hull]

Even Markiplier said by the games 3rd update it was a fucking mess

[pliant flame]

Because my PC is Nonexistent

Y'all break my heart

[uncut briar]

WHAT is this dawg 😭😭😭

[rotund mason]

Yeah

[vapid apex]

[indigo hull]

That’s also where I heard that the games weird lore was targeted specifically towards MatPat or something

Idk he was involved somehow

[pliant flame]

Well, isn't it the demon that haunts me for 30 minutes every night at 4 AM

[drowsy bridge]

How are you b’ronavirus?

[magic elbow]

aww i wanna pet it

[rotund mason]

All good Adrian BROdy wbu

[drowsy bridge]

I have an exam in an hour and a half

[keen hedge]

Guess who has her phone back from mother

[pliant flame]

🗣️ ENRIQUE!

[rotund mason]

Good luck brosketball

[drowsy bridge]

I studied though so we ball

[uncut briar]

🗣️ ENRIQUE!

[keen hedge]

🗣️ ENRIQUE!

[verbal anchor]

Brosketball😭

[drowsy bridge]

Thank you, bropane tank

[indigo hull]

Bro I’m in pane

[rotund mason]

No problem Brodminton

[elfin wing]

so close to P-ranking 1-3 on brutal but this fucking hideous mass

[vapid apex]

I waga nugo gurt on pickle wagu sauce?

[drowsy bridge]

Sport inspirations today, “I can make orange rhyme with banana, Brornana”?

[pliant flame]

Brotato chip 💔

[queen hinge]

You can do it gehe

[rotund mason]

We love brominem

[pliant flame]

I am in so much mental suffering

[drowsy bridge]

Anyway, time for a nap

[drowsy bridge]

Goodnight, pitbroll

[verbal anchor]

No

[drowsy bridge]

[verbal anchor]

You sleep when i say

Now go sleep

[drowsy bridge]

Thank you

[verbal anchor]

There they are!

[drowsy bridge]

[rotund mason]

Eep well Bropocalypse

[ornate kernel]

I slept at 7:30 PM the day before then woke up at 8:00 AM

Can I get some sleeping pills

[verbal anchor]

No

[elfin wing]

THIS FUCKASS HIDEOUS MASS

[pliant flame]

Sleep, the fuck is that?

[elfin wing]

the hook hitbox is smaller than an atom, istg

[ornate kernel]

☹️

[indigo hull]

Outpizza the fuck?

[pliant flame]

Don't even think about it, not in here

The kids are watching

[indigo hull]

The first half was the only good part anyway

Unique alternative to a simple WTF in a statement

[solar parcel]

yo

[uncut briar]

Gurt:

[solar parcel]

bruh

[indigo hull]

Kid named Gert:

[prisma acorn]

[woven pelican]

@gilded pumice

[spiral atlas]

Everyone loves me

[solar parcel]

who wants to watch me beat ispywithmylittleeye on gd

[indigo hull]

[uncut briar]

WHO the FUCK😭🥀

[ornate kernel]

Do you use your fist to beat the level

[indigo hull]

Fight Club

[compact sky]

hotline miami biker figure

[fervent gull]

Guys why is sou-ju lowk so yum

[solar parcel]

I FORGOT I GOTTA PAY TO STREAM

[uncut briar]

Who

[compact sky]

we don’t talk about that….

[ornate kernel]

🇸🇧

[solar parcel]

I ONLY GOT 696 DD BRUH

[indigo hull]

[spiral atlas]

Solomon islands?

[fervent gull]

Sou-ju Korean alcohol drink

[ornate kernel]

WRONG EMOJI 😭

[fervent gull]

Idk the actual spelling I forgot on the bottle

[indigo hull]

Solomon Islands moment

[solar parcel]

FRICK DUDE

[spiral atlas]

well everyone loves me so

[uncut briar]

Who’s alcohol gng🥀

[fervent gull]

Yes

[narrow vigil]

How do I send memes

[fervent gull]

Stupid 🥀

[indigo hull]

Mr. Al Cohol?

You don’t remember him?

[solar parcel]

ima have to start talking more in this server

[spiral atlas]

WHAT

[uncut briar]

“🇸🇧”

[fervent gull]

Chat here for a very very very very very very very very long time to gain levels and get permission

[spiral atlas]

We all love solomon islands

we turning solomon islands into a new thing

[indigo hull]

We all live in a yellow submarine you idiot

[narrow vigil]

How do I send memes can someone teach me I just joined the server

[kind skiff]

venmo me 20 dollars

[ornate kernel]

Talk till you get sufficient dollars

[uncut briar]

💔

[narrow vigil]

I'm in the negatives bro I can't

[solar parcel]

u gotta venmo me 10 dollars then ull be able to send memes

/j

[ornate kernel]

How are you in debt

[uncut briar]

🤦‍♂️

[coral token]

#roles image perms

[ornate kernel]

Tell in debt I said h

[kind skiff]

#roles for memes channel, or #ylyl-rules❗ for ylyl memes

[narrow vigil]

What can I say bro I'm broke 😭😭😭😭😭

[uncut briar]

Ts was so cappuccino ahh-sasino😭🥀

[brisk pasture]

Never cook again

[indigo hull]

My pun was wiped from the books

[solar parcel]

is there a place where i can gamble for dd in this server

[wary tree]

Gotta stay five nights at freddy’s

trust

[solar parcel]

i havent been here in like 2 years

[spiral atlas]

that was some trallalero trallal-ahh

[coral token]

no

[solar parcel]

darn

[coral token]

we don't promote gambling

[solar parcel]

darn

[narrow vigil]

Should I try gambling to get money

[uncut briar]

tralalero traligma🥀

[still mirage]

Where do I send ylyl videos

[spiral atlas]

tung tung sahere

[solar parcel]

#ylyl-entries

[still mirage]

It says no access 🙁

[narrow vigil]

For me too

[kind skiff]

#ylyl-rules❗

[spiral atlas]

i lowkey deserve Cool dudes role because everyone loves me

[coral token]

read #ylyl-rules❗

[narrow vigil]

😭

[uncut briar]

brr brr patapain 🥀

[spiral atlas]

who sent cross emoji🥺

[frail turtle]

Yo jimmy is anime now

[sweet grail]

Sup

[brisk pasture]

Bro who is this guy

[spiral atlas]

but im cool🥺

[spiral atlas]

im Jonish pleasure to meet you

[uncut briar]

Minion

[solar parcel]

lowk got jimmyhere vods in the bg

[frail turtle]

Fr fr

[brisk pasture]

The only person I know here rn is thales and everyone else is at work or smth

[spiral atlas]

Glaggleman you're walking on thin ice pal

[brisk pasture]

[indigo hull]

Like I give a fuck bro

[frail turtle]

[brisk pasture]

Oh and glaggle but he doesn't count as much (no offense I just don't know you that much)

[verbal anchor]

Syno. Go to bed

[acoustic trellis]

#announcements why did xqc stop shaving

[spiral atlas]

you better watch out!😡

[brisk pasture]

I'm at school

[indigo hull]

[frail turtle]

[ornate kernel]

I wanna stay up and witness the sunrise with the cold breeze

[still mirage]

Hope it works

[uncut briar]

frigo caramelo 💔

[solar parcel]

im sick asl rn so i cant go outside

[coral token]

i thought we left the ai brainrot behind.

[spiral atlas]

la vaca saturNo saturnita

[spiral atlas]

nah

[uncut briar]

Bless you 🤧

[south cosmos]

Why does Jimmy kinda look like XQC now

[queen hinge]

No why are we bringing back ai brainrot

[spiral atlas]

XQC

[coral token]

who took this kids ipad away

[uncut briar]

Cuz why not

[solar parcel]

ts gonna keep following us like how people still say 21 n stuff

[indigo hull]

I think that was English

[tawny dove]

Ted 2

[solar parcel]

coconut mall

[uncut briar]

??😭

[tawny dove]

Ted 3?

[solar parcel]

no only ted 2

[uncut briar]

I deadahh hated that mean ngl

[coral token]

no.

[tawny dove]

Ted 1

[coral token]

cease.

[tawny dove]

Ted TV show?

[coral token]

ted spam warning?

[solar parcel]

ooooh shi

[tawny dove]

Oh nonono

[uncut briar]

Tung tung tung sashut the hell up 🥀

[tawny dove]

EW

[indigo hull]

[tawny dove]

😭😭

[spiral atlas]

Ted 2

[left sierra]

I had too much Wendy's last night, but it was very much worth it.

Anyways, what's going on here?

[verbal anchor]

No

[tawny dove]

Yes

[solar parcel]

u got any left?

[indigo hull]

Total fucking chaos time

[uncut briar]

🍔

[left sierra]

Nah

[spiral atlas]

Pokemon XY peak

[tawny dove]

Burger?

[left sierra]

I notice

[tawny dove]

Did he just say that his last name...is burger?

[solar parcel]

darn

[uncut briar]

💔

[coral token]

stupid meme

you wouldn't get it

[uncut briar]

Y’all haven’t seen that?

[steady owl]

No I haven’t. Is it a Ted season 2 thing?

[coral token]

not everyone here consumes rot

[tawny dove]

No

[uncut briar]

Chimpanzini banaNO

[indigo hull]

The rot consumes

[uncut briar]

Hell naw gng

[steady owl]

Ok

[left sierra]

Ight, imma avoid the rotation and just... go.

[steady owl]

Good to know

[elfin wing]

new best 2-2 P-rank time, did it on brutal too

[uncut briar]

Tis but a meme

[steady owl]

Yeah you’re right

[left sierra]

Change da world.
Mah final message.

Goodbye.

[queen hinge]

What time?

[elfin wing]

2:30

[coral token]

idk why so many twitch rotted chatters are suddenly here.

ah wait, yeah , entries.

[queen hinge]

Epic

[elfin wing]

gabe is going to suck on brutal

[uncut briar]

I haven’t been in the twitch chat in like a year

[steady owl]

I haven’t even watched Jimmy in like maybe a year and a half?

[uncut briar]

Wut 🥀

[steady owl]

I grew out of him. The jokes aren’t funny to me these days

[uncut briar]

😭

[steady owl]

Only reason why I came back was because I got some friends here

[solar parcel]

thales could i please get stream access for like 2 minutes

[uncut briar]

✌️

[coral token]

i can't even do that

[solar parcel]

darn

[carmine venture]

🍩

[indigo hull]

Bagel

[solar parcel]

donut

[uncut briar]

Ill give you stream access if you do a backflip right now

[solar parcel]

haha ill die probably haha

[indigo hull]

Born to be born, forced to be forced

Remember that chat

[steady owl]

Thales, very important, name a character and I’ll see if I can make an attempt at making a mii of them. I need to improve my mii making skills

[coral token]

a character

of anything?

[steady owl]

Ya

[obtuse marten]

Blegh.

[coral token]

uuuuh, erick cartman

[steady owl]

Ok, I will attempt that when I’m not tired af and drunk

Ty

[elfin wing]

new 2-4 best time, brutal

[elfin wing]

the blackholes move WAY too fast on brutal

[lusty gorge]

Talls

Tally halls

Gravity falls

[indigo hull]

Do you see banana man?

[steady owl]

Left or right?

[obtuse marten]

BBBBBLLLLLLEEEEAAAAAAAAGHHH

[lusty gorge]

Hit em with Lols

[obtuse marten]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH

[lusty gorge]

Buster wolfs

[obtuse marten]

[still mirage]

Don't forget to shower and take care of yourselves ❤️

[indigo hull]

[steady owl]

I’m at a crossroads, should I go left or right?

[obtuse marten]

Left

[humble isle]

Left

[obtuse marten]

Immediately.

[still mirage]

Look left and right what do you see

[lusty gorge]

Left is always right

[obtuse marten]

Left.

[oak sequoia]

Guys

Mitosis

[obtuse marten]

At the crossroads, dont turn left.

[oak sequoia]

Im left... Back

[verbal anchor]

Trey!

[obtuse marten]

ROSE

WHADDUP FAMALAM

[oak sequoia]

Hey trey

[obtuse marten]

[verbal anchor]

Da sky!

[oak sequoia]

Idk who you are

[obtuse marten]

Sup mitosis

[steady owl]

I hate you all I got fucking ambushed by two fucking griffins this is bullshit

[pliant flame]

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE???

[obtuse marten]

Crazy

[oak sequoia]

AY TO THE YO

[lusty gorge]

Leave.

[humble isle]

Setup successful

[obtuse marten]

What is going on

[fathom idol]

😭

[still mirage]

People of the moon

[oak sequoia]

Chatting

[obtuse marten]

[still mirage]

The moon of Jimmy!

[lusty gorge]

Oh wait are you playing miitopia?

[rotund mason]

Gang

[steady owl]

The fact you can accurately guess what game I’m playing is crazy

[oak sequoia]

Ive said it before and ill say it again im from SATURN

[verbal anchor]

Nah. Minecraft story mode

[still mirage]

The Saturn of JIMMY

Dun dun dun

[oak sequoia]

That reminds me
Mi-
MITOSIS

[lusty gorge]

You say left, two griffins. Shame. You went down the risky shortcut.
It got good loot at the end tho

[oak sequoia]

Holy madafakin moly

[steady owl]

I know I’m doing my 3rd playthrough. I just forgor about the griffins

[lusty gorge]

Griff main
Brawl Lex fan?

[indigo hull]

Mitosis when Meiosis enters the room:

[steady owl]

Plus I’m drunk and not thinking clearly

[oak sequoia]

Yup

[still mirage]

🙂

[pliant flame]

I'm drunk, 24/7

[indigo hull]

Hi drunk and not thinking clearly im stoned

[lusty gorge]

Princess class is goated later on

[oak sequoia]

📧

[lusty gorge]

Just keep that in mind

[indigo hull]

Let that sink in

[elfin wing]

another new PB

[oak sequoia]

No, you're @indigo hull

[pliant flame]

Let's the sink in

[elfin wing]

brutal ultrakill is kicking my ass but I'm slowly getting better

[still mirage]

Oo email

[oak sequoia]

Nope it's E

[lusty gorge]

Why the fuck did a boat emoji show up when I searched for sink?!

🚪🚢

[indigo hull]

Titanic moment

[oak sequoia]

Maybe you've been understanding the word emoji incorrectly this whole time

[humble isle]

Boats can sink.

[indigo hull]

The lake it is said never gives up her dead

[oak sequoia]

Who said he is not going 🤬 or anything else he wants for

[still mirage]

E?! NOOOO LORD MARKQUAD

[indigo hull]

Malarkey?

[oak sequoia]

Rush E

Markos Mpimpas

[bright mica]

I wanna say something but I don’t know if it’s ok if I say it here

[oak sequoia]

Is it text?

[bright mica]

Yea

[oak sequoia]

Then its likely that you can

[elfin wing]

38 second brutal gabe P-rank

[oak sequoia]

But its also likely that you cant

[still mirage]

Can someone send me the im bouncing on it clip, got a video idea

[oak sequoia]

GABE?

[humble isle]

Bird

[lusty gorge]

I'm gonna say a bad word

-# Weiner

[oak sequoia]

A bad word

[elfin wing]

moth

[still mirage]

Wooner

[oak sequoia]

🌭

[humble isle]

How u

[still mirage]

Dm me if you have to, just need the clip :p

[oak sequoia]

I dont have it but i have smth better

[elfin wing]

brutal ultrakill beating my ass

hbu?

[oak sequoia]

Sent

[still mirage]

What could be better🤔

[oak sequoia]

Check dms

[humble isle]

Bored and Tired

[bright mica]

Umm guys… I think I’m getting depression… I’m scared 🥺

[elfin wing]

real shit

[rose jay]

whats up nn’s

[humble isle]

Deadly combo..

[lusty gorge]

doodoofard

[drowsy bridge]

Take a nap

[crystal cypress]

Chat I had a cookie, it was pretty tasty

[lusty gorge]

Take a map and draw your nap

[rose jay]

677

[lusty gorge]

Chat would you be disappointed if I were to execute this individual?

[bright mica]

Nah

[rose jay]

u can try

[gritty temple]

aaaaaaaa meow meow meow

[rose jay]

🧱

[lusty gorge]

Bang
You are dead

[gritty temple]

Eeeeeyouch

[rose jay]

weavs

dumbah

[lusty gorge]

Bang
You are dead again

[humble isle]

[rose jay]

try again

[rotund mason]

Where is Glaggenstein

[stray drum]

[summer cedar]

Fellas how do I post for ylyl?

[prisma sable]

#ylyl-rules❗ #ylyl-entries

[summer cedar]

Oh thx

[prisma sable]

np :3

[summer cedar]

I've been wondering cuz I wanna post a meme for a upcoming ylyl

[still mirage]

AAAAAAAA

Im back

[prisma sable]

jimmy with bleached hair looks like hes in a ska band

[coral token]

Your name makes me mad.

[upbeat copper]

I agree table

My name makes me mad too

/j

[fervent gull]

Us against the world shaking a-- in the parking lot, if we get arrested haha! Baby laugh it off. I love you you love me we batsh-- oui oui. And I'd k*ll them for you if it got that deep..

[upbeat copper]

Please shup

[fervent gull]

No

I mean yeah

Don't god anything else to sya

Gn

[coral token]

I think that person is high

[lusty gorge]

I was about to chat in jimmycord
But then I got high

I was boutta post a meme
But then I got high

[elfin wing]

google telling me my data is safe with them
didn't know they were comedians

[proper peak]

Vanderbilt is such a w campus

[magic elbow]

he be dancing

[lusty gorge]

ESPOOKY

[stiff grove]

No because if they were high they would’ve forgotten to say that

[indigo hull]

depends on what they are high off of tho

[coral token]

Fentanyl

[indigo hull]

you might be right

[stiff grove]

Well as someone who has tried many drugs 9 times out of 10 they make you forget

[stiff grove]

Haven’t done that one

[indigo hull]

ok but the one time i microdosed psilocybin I went on a New Testament deep dive that i still cannot explain

[rotund mason]

Quick, Glaggle
Name me three pacifics NOT from the LNER

[indigo hull]

LMS Coronation
SR West Country/Battle of Britain
GWR Great Bear

[rotund mason]

Fire

[rotund mason]

I love testing your train knowledge lol (British Locos specifically)

[tidal light]

check the rules channel

[uncut briar]

#rules❗

[rotund mason]

Read the #rules❗

[uncut briar]

Anything

[rotund mason]

Anything as long as it's not political or about sensitive events (current and past)

Including certain people (current and past as well)