general

[urban valve]

500 cigarettes

[hot magnet]

I’m not that stupid

[bleak warren]

i don't know the answer to that

[bleak warren]

i wasn't suggesting you would make a joke about that. i was saying not to mention it at all

[indigo hull]

One Million Years Dungeon

[west lintel]

Mb

[rose jay]

677777777

[hot magnet]

Ok.

[urban valve]

89999999

[bleak warren]

21

[urban valve]

Fuck 21

[indigo hull]

420

[bleak warren]

why you hate 21

[urban valve]

We need 69

[west lintel]

[bleak warren]

that one is dangerous

[indigo hull]

64 is better

[urban valve]

Alright I’m going to shower until all of my skin peels

[elfin wing]

2/19 is the best number
i definitely do not have bias

[urban valve]

Cya l8tr

[west lintel]

360 no scope

[bleak warren]

MLG

doritos and mtn dew

wubwubwub

[upbeat copper]

I have a bunch of aminal pictures Im gonna send when I get home

[errant flower]

is ylyl entries locked for anyone else?

[west lintel]

Yes

[bleak warren]

you need to read #ylyl-rules❗ to get access

[errant flower]

literally just unreacted then reacted again to regain access

[copper sedge]

You either die a spongebob, or live long enough to see yourself become a squidward

[indigo hull]

so true

[bleak warren]

oh. yeah sometimes you need to do that if you get one rejected

[indigo hull]

throwback to the time A Pope had the corpse of another Pope put on trial

gotta be the greatest thing to have ever happened in history

[bleak warren]

your honor, my client is deceased

[gritty temple]

I want to edit another video but that would require recording a video to edit

[indigo hull]

highly recommend you read about the Cadaver Synod on your own time

[gritty temple]

I should start making my friends send me their gameplay

Video editing is my passion !!

[indigo hull]

even funnier is after the trial the corpse was just tossed into a river

[hollow cobalt]

Your honor, my client says nuh uh

[gritty temple]

GUH

[stark onyx]

Absolutely wonderful name 💀

[hollow cobalt]

Ty

[indigo hull]

the trial itself irreparably ruined the image of Pope Stephen, the guy who held the trial

[bleak warren]

pants shatter

[indigo hull]

and when rumored that the corpse of the dead pope was seen 'Performing Miracles' on the Banks of the Tiber River

[bleak warren]

pants shutter

pants shotter?

[indigo hull]

the Papal States literally conspired and overthrew him

[copper sedge]

Your honor, is it truly drunk driving if it was funny

[indigo hull]

and the newly elected Pope Theodore II retroactively declared the trial null

[bleak warren]

people don't drunk drive, beer does

[indigo hull]

and gave the body of Pope Formosus a proper burial in Saint Peter's Basilica

[buoyant agate]

Hello

[stark onyx]

Who the frick is Marcelo james

[indigo hull]

no clue

[bleak warren]

lightbulb. suing beer companies for drunk driving

[stark onyx]

Your honor, I wasn't driving, the alcohol was

[verbal anchor]

Marcelo James ofc

[upbeat copper]

I don't believe you

[indigo hull]

someone's probably tried that

though one must imagine where a court case like this somehow makes it to the Supreme Court of the United States

[bleak warren]

taco bell should sponsor the supreme court

taco supreme court

[stark onyx]

Moderators out of context

[indigo hull]

Baja Blast, official drink of choice of the Chief Justice of the US

[upbeat copper]

JUSTICE

[bleak warren]

if the court rules in your favor, you get a free nacho bell grande

[indigo hull]

epic

if they don't you are forever banned from eating Taco Bell

[stark onyx]

😭

[indigo hull]

forced to eat Del Taco for the rest of your life

[bleak warren]

i actually really like Del Taco and don't have one nearby

who the hell is marcelo james

[indigo hull]

the opposite here

i have never seen a Del Taco in my life

[bleak warren]

they were common where i used to live

[indigo hull]

ah

[bleak warren]

now i live in the northeast, WHERE THERE ARENT ANY

[indigo hull]

there's too many fast food restaurants to name in my area

[urban valve]

Del taco is misery for me

If I eat it there are HEAVY consequences

[indigo hull]

but like the only pizza place nearest to me that actually Door Dashes is Pizza Hut

[bleak warren]

i'm sorry for your loss

[indigo hull]

I know where a Little Caesar's used to be but i haven't ate there in forever

[urban valve]

Round table on top

[indigo hull]

its not a loss for me lmao

[bleak warren]

round table too expensive

[indigo hull]

i love a good stuffed crust pizza from Pizza Hut

[urban valve]

But it’s too good 🤤

[bleak warren]

pizza hut is like, the worst major chain though

and everyone does stuffed crust now

[indigo hull]

ok to be fair im a basic bitch when it comes to pizza

pepperoni and cheese with stuffed crust is all it takes to please me

[urban valve]

I usually eat Arby’s

[bleak warren]

Arby's is one of the few fast food places that has actually made me ill

[urban valve]

Lmao

[indigo hull]

ive never had Arby's

[urban valve]

I get the same thing every time because I don’t want to take chances

[indigo hull]

never planned on having it either

actually i think the one near me closed down like a decade ago

same for my local Long John Silver's

[bleak warren]

my family used to get their roast beef sandwiches for dinner about once a month, those were fine

it's the newer stuff that messed me up

[indigo hull]

oof

[urban valve]

I liked the roast beef stuff but it got boring

I started getting chicken and it was ultimately better in the long run

[bleak warren]

i have only eaten here like 3 times in my life, i'm indifferent about it except that i do like fried fish

[indigo hull]

i thought their shrimp was alright

[bleak warren]

but a LOT of people do not like long john silvers

[indigo hull]

never had their fish though

tbh if i were to eat fried fish i'd have to prepare it myself

[bleak warren]

meanwhile i eat fish tacos from sheetz

i'm gahbage

[indigo hull]

nothing wrong with that lol

[urban valve]

I hate fish tacos to the bottom of my heart

[indigo hull]

never had them

always interested in trying them tho

[bleak warren]

they were really common in southern california, i like them

[urban valve]

I feel like fish should stay with other fish stuff

Like sushi

[stray drum]

[indigo hull]

the only fish you can really catch and eat in my area are all lake fish

like Trout, Bass, and Catfish

[bleak warren]

fried catfish is legit

[indigo hull]

I've always wanted to give it a try

but we can't ever get Catfish when we go fishing it seems

[urban valve]

I got catfish one time

And catfished

Both were horrible experiences

[tardy bronze]

Hey

[urban valve]

Bum bum bum, got any grapes?

Ahahahahahaha references 😂

[indigo hull]

The grape meister cometh

[urban valve]

😐

[gleaming warren]

Heyy everyone

[tired stirrup]

Just stretched my side nose piercing to a 16g cause an 18g is to small in my opinion

Idk why my piercer even did a 18g

[gleaming warren]

So sorry for the distraction

[urban valve]

Wut

[void warren]

Hi

[indigo hull]

but here's the lobotomy

[undone cypress]

[bleak warren]

holy stickers

[gritty temple]

Being picky about profile pictures is so hard I can’t find a good enough drawing of my new fictional husband for my profile aaaaaaauggh!!

[thin prairie]

HOW COULD YOU

[undone cypress]

IT WASNT ME

[obtuse marten]

Fwickimg fwicking fwicking fwick

Fwick

Fwick you

[undone cypress]

aw look at who cant say FUCK

[obtuse marten]

FUCK YOU

[indigo hull]

bad wird

[urban valve]

Human language should evolve to pictures

[bleak warren]

🚫

[urban valve]

Though wouldn’t that be devolving?

Egyptians

[elfin wing]

yes

Egyptians weren't picture only...

we have records of their writings

[indigo hull]

haven't we done most of our translations through the Rosetta Stone?

[elfin wing]

yeah

[indigo hull]

thought so

[elfin wing]

it's like THE crucial key to understanding most egyptian architecture and stuff

[indigo hull]

and the French could've gotten it had the Egyptian Campaign not been a disaster

[gritty temple]

What the freak !!

[bleak warren]

flippity dippity

[rotund mason]

WOBBLY WIGGLY

[languid grove]

What the meowdy

[indigo hull]

You know as I described earlier how World War 1 was the perfect blend of new technology and old methods of warfare

You could really describe it was humanity’s first kiss with the apocalypse

Take Passchendaele for instance where soldiers were literally drowning in the mud

[urban valve]

I believe I am immune to red 40

So I consume copious amounts

[indigo hull]

Red 40 would probably kill a medieval peasant

[rotund mason]

Hey Au + Tumn

[lethal sierra]

A couple servers for me are out that sucks

[zinc frigate]

A McDonald’s sprite and cheeseburger would kill them

[rotund mason]

Like what

[indigo hull]

Severe dysentery incoming

[zinc frigate]

Good morning Kennedy

[lethal sierra]

I believe the king of skill server is out im unsure about the other one

[rotund mason]

Evening here lol
But hru

[indigo hull]

Actually wait wrong one

The diarrhea would kill them not dysentery

[lethal sierra]

Wait not that one nvm

[rotund mason]

Dang
But hru Xaxa

[urban valve]

Actually tbh we probably have viruses that weren’t even there yet so our aura would kill them

[lethal sierra]

Yeah I actually have no idea but it's 2 servers so far

[indigo hull]

Yeah

[zinc frigate]

I mean it’s afternoon here but I just woke up lmao, I am not the best but I’m alive that’s gotta count for something

[indigo hull]

Modern pathogens would destroy ancient humans

[lethal sierra]

I'm ok

[rotund mason]

Fair enough

[rotund mason]

That's good

[zinc frigate]

Hbu

[rotund mason]

Not bad myself

[drowsy bridge]

Eugh

Slept like shit but i still slept

[urban valve]

I’m going to start another gold rush

“There’s gold underground in earth!!” 🤯🤯🤯🤯

[zinc frigate]

I love it when my brain thinks up ideas for a series that are so cool that they’d never actually do it

[indigo hull]

Pioneers be like

One of the biggest things I dislike about the whole ‘The French are cowards’ thing is that it completely ignores World War 1

Dare I say it made up for how badly the French handled the Franco-Prussian War

[verbal anchor]

Then become thanos and do it yourself

[zinc frigate]

I mean it’s not my IP I cannot do it lol

[verbal anchor]

Oh, i read that wrong

I thought you meant for like a new series

[zinc frigate]

Nintendo should hire me id make banger pokemon games with my ideas

[bleak warren]

you this read wrong

[verbal anchor]

Gasp

[urban valve]

So if my brain has an autocorrect why do I need it on my phone

Checkmate

[verbal anchor]

Because yes

[reef zealot]

[indigo hull]

Because 2+2=5 or something idk

[rotund mason]

What about art concepts of it

[zinc frigate]

I’m already pretty sure legends eternatus is next with all the galar mentions in ZA, what is the legends game is a modern day one where instead of rising up the ranks as a challenger, you rise up the gym leader ranks

[verbal anchor]

Tiffany!!

[reef zealot]

Hi

[verbal anchor]

Hruu

[reef zealot]

Depressed

[verbal anchor]

Noooooo

[junior wolf]

Anyone play gta

[rotund mason]

How come?

[zinc frigate]

There’s already defined gym leader ranks so it’d be a simple thing to do, and the plot of the darkest day could be chairman rose truly going insane thinking “if I’m not gonna be the hero that stops a power crisis, I shall be the one to cause one”

[stark onyx]

:(

[zinc frigate]

[reef zealot]

Everything ig

School, job hunting, feeling worthless

[stark onyx]

:/

[rotund mason]

Job hunting is so ass nowadays 💔

[zinc frigate]

Reasonable except the last one, you are not worthless

[rotund mason]

That too

[stark onyx]

Nobody is worthless

[indigo hull]

Ehh there are a few

[rotund mason]

Well, bad people are

But we don't get into that

[uncut briar]

Robert sanchez

[thin prairie]

Stinky

[rotund mason]

The stink

[indigo hull]

Hadrian describing his money

[stark onyx]

I wouldn't quite say they're worthless, but they're definitely worse

Like a rusty coin or ripped dollar

[indigo hull]

[uncut briar]

Robert Sanchez is DEFINITELY worthless

[indigo hull]

Neither of those are legal tender

[stark onyx]

Idk who that is

[uncut briar]

I know

[indigo hull]

So then why tf bring them up?

[uncut briar]

Because its the truth

[stark onyx]

Homie created a person

[uncut briar]

I didnt

[stark onyx]

Then who the heck is he

[uncut briar]

The goalie for my soccer team

[stark onyx]

😭

[indigo hull]

oh damn you just calling him out like that? 😭

[thin prairie]

[stark onyx]

What

[uncut briar]

Worthless individual

[indigo hull]

Sports fans amirite

[uncut briar]

The goalie i mean

[rotund mason]

Huh

[stark onyx]

I thought this guy was gonna be some dude who made headlines or was in prison 💀

[thin prairie]

I'll fight you

[rotund mason]

Person named you

[indigo hull]

The Luigi is burning

[thin prairie]

I'll fight Kennedy

[indigo hull]

The burning of Luigi

[rotund mason]

There's multiple

[finite cedar]

Luigi house but it mansion

[thin prairie]

I'LL FIGHT littleguido2_ (Kennedy)

[rotund mason]

There's someone out there, ON DISCORD, who could have that username too

[indigo hull]

I’ve gotten some great Luigi’s Mansion corruptions

[thin prairie]

@rotund mason

[rotund mason]

That's me hello

[thin prairie]

I'll fight

[drowsy bridge]

Oh that’s nice, the news YouTube channel I watch no longer does individual articles but now gets to talk about what’s going on daily

[rotund mason]

Fight who?

[thin prairie]

[thin prairie]

I'll fight @rotund mason

[rotund mason]

Oh dang alr

[thin prairie]

HAZZZAH

[rotund mason]

Explosive diarrhea

[thin prairie]

[indigo hull]

The harder the shid the harder the fard

[fading hill]

Does anyone have that meme where a guy was having an argument with a truck driver in the middle of the street in front of a cop, with the video cutting off right as the cop goes to arrest the guy in the road? (With MKDS Tick-Tock Clock playing in the background)

[rotund mason]

Hru though

[urban valve]

I love when people come to general to ask for memes lmao 😭

[thin prairie]

Bored

[rotund mason]

Fair

[fading hill]

where else am i supposed to ask lol :D

[indigo hull]

Google

[zinc frigate]

Alright welp my family is all out of the house, time to record the start of a challenge run, a super serious one at that

[faint tendon]

Man I watched fight club last night and I’m thinking damn why didn’t I watch it sooner

[undone cypress]

[south raven]

I recently played OneShot world machine for the first time

[tidal light]

are there any invincible fans here

[faint tendon]

Meeeee

[south raven]

[tidal light]

have yall seen the new teaser

for ep 5

[faint tendon]

Nah

[tidal light]

tech jacket is in it a lot so its peak

[south raven]

I think invincible looks cool, story conceptually is a bit similar to Superman but a bit more realistic

[tidal light]

son

[faint tendon]

Dude a lot of shows I like have had new episodes/seasons this spring and it’s awesome

[indigo hull]

the First AVGN video turns 20 in a week and a half

[faint tendon]

Invincible, jojo, trigun, dorohedoro, dmc, golden kamuy just to name some

Although ngl the dmc anime is so corny but it’s a fun watch

[south raven]

[tidal light]

isnt spiderman noir in may or smth

[faint tendon]

Wait fr

Hell yea

[tidal light]

yeah 27th of may

[south raven]

I believe Trigun remaster (based on Manga) is finishing soon

I haven't seen it or read the original Manga

I only remember the 90s version

[faint tendon]

I think this is the final season

I like the 90s version and the remake but they are both very different 😭

[rotund mason]

Mmm 🤔

[indigo hull]

microwaves be like

mmmmmmmmm BEEP

[coral token]

not if i open it 0.1 seconds before it beeps

[indigo hull]

true...

[rotund mason]

Me when microwaving leftovers at 3 AM

[proper peak]

I once got 0 seconds on my microwave

I’m so good at this game

[coral token]

my microwave doesn't beep when it reaches 0

it waits like 2 seconds

then it beeps

[proper peak]

Mine just doesn’t beep

[zinc frigate]

My fuckin toontuber broke :(

[indigo hull]

my old ass microwave beeps as soon as it stops

[faint tendon]

DUDE DUDE IM TWEAKING DAVID HAYTER IS GONNA BE AT THE COMIC CON IM GOING TO

[proper peak]

Makes it so that it’s just a loud ass vent sound

[faint tendon]

THEEEE SOLID SNAKE BRO

[indigo hull]

(i kid you not ive probably had that microwave since I was like 4)

[bleak warren]

mine beeps 4 times as soon as it stops unless i open the door during it

[proper peak]

That’s when you can tell it’s done

[indigo hull]

things a legend

[rotund mason]

Mines does it 5 times

It's either 5 or 6 times

[indigo hull]

i havent counted how many times mine does it

i think its like 4 or 5

[proper peak]

No

[indigo hull]

alright im getting the grapeshot

[elfin wing]

mine just doesn't stop beeping until you open it

[uncut briar]

🥀

[indigo hull]

HEY COME GET YOUR FOOD YOU FUCK

[elfin wing]

had this thing for my whole life and that shit still performs perfectly

[proper peak]

Greatest “hey you forgot this btw”

[indigo hull]

thats what i imagine

[undone cypress]

4 ruffians break into my residence

[elfin wing]

my air fryer does the same thing except it beeps at like... 10x the audio level

that thing will scream at you

[proper peak]

But it’s an air fryer

Acceptable

[indigo hull]

i haven't used my air fryer in a bit

[proper peak]

I don’t remember the last time my family used ours

[indigo hull]

nor my deep fryer either

[uncut briar]

Who’s air and why we frying him 🥀

[indigo hull]

fucker owes me a 5,000 dollar bill

[uncut briar]

Lol

[indigo hull]

no that was actual US tender look them up

[uncut briar]

Chicken tender

[indigo hull]

actually theres old US currency thats downright illegal to own

the treasury once minted a 100,000 Dollar bill

[proper peak]

Damn

[urban valve]

I could get like 8 or 9 of those

[uncut briar]

Gimme

[indigo hull]

all of them have either been destroyed or are in possession of government owned museums

[proper peak]

How I’d love to have that

[uncut briar]

6 or 7*

[indigo hull]

and other private collectors

[urban valve]

Die

[proper peak]

Can we obliterate this guy

[uncut briar]

Ok ok chill

[urban valve]

💥

[uncut briar]

😭

[indigo hull]

only 42,000 were ever minted

[urban valve]

It’s only funny when I do it

[urban valve]

420 🔥

[indigo hull]

amen

[uncut briar]

If you say so 🥀

[proper peak]

That’s like what 4.2 mil or sum

I’m gonna guess it’s higher

[indigo hull]

about half of that

adjusting for inflation they are worth around 2.3 mil now

and thats just an individual bill

[proper peak]

Still a decent amount of bank

[uncut briar]

Inflation? 🎈

[undone cypress]

yeah okay im not gonna leave my room for the next few hours...

[urban valve]

Who even leaves their room

[proper peak]

I do

[undone cypress]

sister is having a nuclear meltdown

[urban valve]

Going outside is for LOSERS

[undone cypress]

dap me up rib

[proper peak]

Oh that’s fun

[uncut briar]

Weirdos do

[urban valve]

🫲

[undone cypress]

[proper peak]

If only I could post a gif

[uncut briar]

??😭

[indigo hull]

how bad, on a scale of Three Mile Island to Chernobyl?

[undone cypress]

the magic conch told me

[undone cypress]

fallout

[uncut briar]

🤧

[indigo hull]

damn 🙏

[proper peak]

Kicking and screaming?

[indigo hull]

[undone cypress]

i have all my doors closed and i can hear her perfectly clear

[indigo hull]

damn

[undone cypress]

i think she almost kicked a hole in a door

[proper peak]

Pop in the noise cancelling headphones and you should be fine

[undone cypress]

I DONT OWN ANY

[proper peak]

Fucking what

[undone cypress]

i heard like 5 loud thuds

[uncut briar]

Damn

[undone cypress]

2nd grader crashing out because she couldnt decide what to wear btw and now my dad doesnt want to go anymore

OMFG HES PLAYING ARC RAIDERS LOL

[proper peak]

I think it’s a possibility your sister has anger issues

[undone cypress]

I JUST GOT THE STEAM NOTIF

[undone cypress]

she is demon spawn gng

[uncut briar]

🥀

[undone cypress]

shes like a quarter of the factor for my mental state sometimes

[proper peak]

This is somewhat more understandable cuz of her age

[storm whale]

unfortunate

[proper peak]

If she were say 15 then there’d be problems

[uncut briar]

Kitty!

[indigo hull]

sounds awesome ngl

[undone cypress]

my dad is a gamer

[storm whale]

[proper peak]

W dad

[undone cypress]

i play with his gang sometimes

[uncut briar]

Based

[indigo hull]

my dad is too somewhat

he loves RDR2

[proper peak]

My dad plays pretty much only warzone and that’s it

[undone cypress]

mf played throne and liberty at his moms house while we were doing fun vacation shit

[indigo hull]

he also played a lot of God of War and Mordor

[proper peak]

Oh so he’s a heavy gamer

[undone cypress]

play throne and liberty for 1k hours or raise your kids?

[proper peak]

Anyone here play re9

[undone cypress]

vinesauce

[proper peak]

Huh

[undone cypress]

[uncut briar]

Whats dat

[proper peak]

Resident Evil: Requiem

[stark onyx]

Vinesauce Michael here

[uncut briar]

Nop

[indigo hull]

Vincent Sauce and Joel Vargskelethor

[undone cypress]

HIS NAME IS VINNY PIZZAPASTA!!!!

[proper peak]

💔

[uncut briar]

Or is it?

[undone cypress]

vsauce and vinesauce are two different people

[uncut briar]

🤧

[proper peak]

Hey vsauce, Michael here

[indigo hull]

Gordon Ramsey be like, WHERE'S THE VINESAUCE!?

[stark onyx]

vsauce music starts

[undone cypress]

and then he does this to the chef

just fucking kills them via toilet bash

[proper peak]

I’m bored

Do i want to draw or doomscroll

[coral token]

hi b-

[stark onyx]

What is vinesauce I'm stupid

[proper peak]

Hi there. My name’s bored, how are you?

[uncut briar]

“Your home security is very good… or is it?”

[indigo hull]

ive been trying to get my friend to corrupt road to redemption

PS2 corruptions in general are great

[stark onyx]

Baller meme knowledge

[indigo hull]

if not hard af to do

anyway they mapped all my controls to Africa

[uncut briar]

[uncut briar]

They did what now?

[bright mica]

Guys I can’t eep… :((((

[urban valve]

Thank you guys for 1 trillion subs on YouTube. I couldn’t have done it without you guys

[indigo hull]

#memes

[stark onyx]

[uncut briar]

Doing a backflip helps me sleep

[stark onyx]

Mr beast in 2045

[uncut briar]

??😭

[upbeat copper]

Woah

[bright mica]

I can’t do a back flip too

[undone cypress]

unsubbing

[stark onyx]

bones cracking

[undone cypress]

[indigo hull]

do a backflip in Heelys

[urban valve]

Im eating barbecue ribs

[uncut briar]

Do a frontflip then

[elfin wing]

voruna prime soon 🙏

[indigo hull]

barmbecue sauce

[upbeat copper]

I saw the last ones you tried to make

[uncut briar]

Cannibalism

[urban valve]

Smoked too 🤤

[urban valve]

I DIDNT MAKE THOSE

[upbeat copper]

Sureeee

[bright mica]

I can’t do it too:((

[urban valve]

STORE BOUGHT

[upbeat copper]

Surrrreeeeeee

[uncut briar]

Do a sideflip then

[urban valve]

😡

[stark onyx]

Wait rib and Aurelia do you two know each other IRL lol

[bright mica]

I can’t do any flip I’m so bad

[upbeat copper]

British

[uncut briar]

I cant help you then gng 🥀

[stark onyx]

So a cartwheel

[vagrant monolith]

Happy Palm Sunday, everybody!

[urban valve]

I guess 😔

[uncut briar]

Nah, a cartwheel without hands

[indigo hull]

statistically 25% of the world is British in some way

[urban valve]

I’m also eating barbecue crisps

[upbeat copper]

But you're one of the cool ones, like DanTDM

[bright mica]

Well does anyone know how I can eep faster? Pls🥺

[stark onyx]

That sounds dangerous tho

[potent needle]

🦭

[indigo hull]

Seal Lion

[uncut briar]

Close your eyes… and then sleep

[stark onyx]

Me when I chuck bbq sauce in the air fryer

[uncut briar]

Yep

[bright mica]

I tried it two hours ago and I couldn’t bro…

[verbal anchor]

Become the Flash

[uncut briar]

Play relaxing music or sum idk 🥀

[stark onyx]

🫱Ambien🫱

[indigo hull]

kick yourself in the head

[upbeat copper]

Brick

[uncut briar]

??😭

[indigo hull]

what it works for me

[bright mica]

How?

[upbeat copper]

With your foot obviously

[indigo hull]

precisely

[undone cypress]

just use yer foot

[stark onyx]

Belxinle
Flexible*

Am I sober

[bright mica]

But I ain’t flexible bro😭😭

[undone cypress]

how.

[uncut briar]

Belxinle 😭🥀

[obtuse marten]

Baltimore or Toronto.

[upbeat copper]

Bro corrected himself in the same fucking message

[stark onyx]

I had a stroke I think

[undone cypress]

how do you typo that bad

[indigo hull]

Marblehead

[uncut briar]

Poland

[undone cypress]

..barnacle head.

[stark onyx]

That's why I left it there

[obtuse marten]

Better yet, Toronto or Detroit

[upbeat copper]

[bright mica]

I ain’t flexible bro

[stark onyx]

Because it's genuinely impressive how bad I mess up typing sometimes

[indigo hull]

BARNACLE MAN!!!

[uncut briar]

Shanghai

[stark onyx]

3rd grade ahh insult

[indigo hull]

Hong Kong

[upbeat copper]

ALSO I DIDNT REALIZE YOU WERE NOODLE UNTIL NOW

[dreamy knoll]

[undone cypress]

I WAS QUOTING ABSOLUTENUTCASE162

[upbeat copper]

OW OW OW OW

[indigo hull]

shake da rat

[left sierra]

I just read a new sentence crafted for a very particular reason, and now I am changed forever.

Someone please give me topics to forget what I have witnessed

[undone cypress]

[dreamy knoll]

Bleh

[indigo hull]

w reference

[uncut briar]

Whos noodle gng🤧

[stark onyx]

Yeah she's kinda slowly gone through a transformation from noodle to sonics girlfriend 😭💀

[upbeat copper]

[undone cypress]

dap me up cuz

[undone cypress]

me
resident celebrity here in jimcord

(trust)

[upbeat copper]

Mhmm mhmm

[zinc frigate]

Yay I finished recording a video before my parents got home

[uncut briar]

Evolution ahh username change

[indigo hull]

hooray

[stark onyx]

Mission impossible

[upbeat copper]

PRETTY LADY

[zinc frigate]

It’s gonna be daunting to edit all like 4 minutes of the recording

[undone cypress]

i tried to record a video of sonic pc port legacy edition while my parents were home but i just stopped because i fucking sucked at platforming 😭

[stark onyx]

😭

[bright mica]

Hey I want to eep but I can’t I tried everything they told me to do…

[indigo hull]

rip

[uncut briar]

🥀

[undone cypress]

what is this? some kind of.. pc port?

[stark onyx]

Put phone down, and put your face in your pillow and try to breathe until you're lightheaded

Then sleep

[zinc frigate]

Well for starters get off the dang phone, but walk around your room a little and take a melatonin. And idk why you’re pinging me about it lol

[bright mica]

Ok damn Jesus I’ll put my phone

[stark onyx]

XD

[uncut briar]

🥀

[stark onyx]

Put your phone where???

[upbeat copper]

[bright mica]

I needed some pro tip

[potent needle]

🦤

[zinc frigate]

[indigo hull]

Emu

[bright mica]

Off of course

[uncut briar]

Maybe listen to relaxing music and try to fall asleep

[zinc frigate]

I am not the pro you want man, I regularly go to bed at 4am

[dreamy knoll]

Where

[stark onyx]

"I'm putting my phone off"???

[indigo hull]

idk

[potent needle]

ragebait 2/10

[upbeat copper]

Muy bonita

[bright mica]

Yea it’s the eepy effect

[dreamy knoll]

God damn it throwing u at a cassowary

[indigo hull]

deserved

[dreamy knoll]

You

[zinc frigate]

That would be you, I don’t feel it

[stark onyx]

Oki

[dreamy knoll]

Nuh uh your bonita

[uncut briar]

Thanks🤧

[bright mica]

I’ll just hope for the best and eep gng✌️🫩

[potent needle]

💅

[upbeat copper]

YOU ARE VERY PRETTY AND I DENY ANYTHING THAT YOU SAY OTHERWISE

[uncut briar]

Aw thanks 🤧

[upbeat copper]

ONE OF THE PRETTIEST LADIES IVE EVER SEEN

[indigo hull]

[upbeat copper]

[uncut briar]

😭😭😭

[stark onyx]

Who's horse is that?

[uncut briar]

🤣

[indigo hull]

the honse

[undone cypress]

caption:
shitting

[upbeat copper]

NO

[undone cypress]

I ALWAYS SEE IT LIKE THAT EVER SINCE I SAW THE GIF WITH THE CAPTION

[upbeat copper]

Anger

[zinc frigate]

Girl you looked in the mirror again

[undone cypress]

i havent been feeling so pretty the last few days

[uncut briar]

Js take the fricken compliment gng😭🥀

[upbeat copper]

Nope I have them all covered because I'm partaking in a spiritual practice and communing with the dead

[uncut briar]

??😭

[upbeat copper]

I'm a witch

[zinc frigate]

I was holding the mirror girl

[undone cypress]

can you tell meemaw that she still owes my mother money

[upbeat copper]

Yeah one sec

[undone cypress]

i know she still keep that cash on her even in death

[dreamy knoll]

🫴

[indigo hull]

ngl i should invest in some ghost hunting crap

[upbeat copper]

Nuh uh I think you are pretty, now take the compliment and drink some water you fucking gorgeous woman

[uncut briar]

😭🙏

[upbeat copper]

I do that

[indigo hull]

sweet

[zinc frigate]

I will only accept it when I truly feel it, and I don’t yet, now I shall call you pretty because it’s true

Pretty lady

[stark onyx]

Who you gonna call? Ghost busters!

[upbeat copper]

Mmmm no I'm a wrinkly witch

[uncut briar]

And then someone name buster whos a ghost shows up

[stark onyx]

Give ghost buster some goats butter for me will ya

[uncut briar]

Nah 🥀

[upbeat copper]

(insert whimsical witch laugh)

[indigo hull]

Wicked Witch of the West

[uncut briar]

🧙‍♀️

[upbeat copper]

Whimsical witch of the east

[indigo hull]

better imo

nobody expects a whimsical witch

[zinc frigate]

The accidental trans react of doom

[upbeat copper]

The purposeful trans react of whimsy

[undone cypress]

i cant post transgender sea creature sticker because the server its from ran out of boosts 💔

[zinc frigate]

Time to uhhh try and beat up leon

I would start editing now but eh I can do it later

[dapper pawn]

job

[uncut briar]

🥀

[uncut briar]

AHHHH!

[potent needle]

🦭

[upbeat copper]

Agreed

[uncut briar]

EMPLOYMENT!!

[dapper pawn]

EMPLOYMENT!!!

[upbeat copper]

Hey uh... He already said that

[dapper pawn]

same braincell bro

[uncut briar]

Watch your language gng🥀

[uncut briar]

J*b

[indigo hull]

everyday we stray further from Socrates

[zinc frigate]

Beat up chairman rose and eternatus last night, Leon’s the last one who stands on my way

[undone cypress]

chairman who?

[dapper pawn]

we already spent socrates' soul on a fucking cookie

[uncut briar]

Wasnt socrates the one that was ragebaiting ppl

[indigo hull]

no that was Diogenes

[zinc frigate]

Rose, but not the fun kind

[undone cypress]

kill that boy

[uncut briar]

Nah im good 🥀

[dapper pawn]

touch grass
get a job
take a shower

[indigo hull]

get a pfp bro

[uncut briar]

AHHHHHHH!!!

[keen hedge]

Normal advice

[upbeat copper]

I want to say a lot of bad things to you

[dapper pawn]

i can't i'm on xbox

[uncut briar]

Stop swearing bruh 🥀

[indigo hull]

wild bro

[keen hedge]

😭

[keen hedge]

I j joined wtf

[zinc frigate]

He got arrested dw

He turned himself in

[dapper pawn]

anyone here like UNDERTALE?

[uncut briar]

T*uch grass

Get a j*b

Take a sh*wer

[undone cypress]

i need him found dead in motostoke

[languid grove]

BURRRRPPPPPP

[undone cypress]

EXCUSEEE YOUU

[upbeat copper]

Welcome to hell

[undone cypress]

jeez louder than my mom and my mom burps loud as shit

[keen hedge]

Lowk yea I see that

[languid grove]

LEAVE ME ALONE GRRR

[upbeat copper]

Big burp for an amoeba

[zinc frigate]

He’s too busy in prison can’t get him there

[undone cypress]

fuck

[uncut briar]

Bless you gng 🥀

[dapper pawn]

that's for sneezes

[keen hedge]

There’s sm pink in the user names omg my eyes and I’m saying that (my fav color is pink)

[uncut briar]

🥀

[zinc frigate]

Time to face off with the champion

[upbeat copper]

MY FAVORITE COLOR IS ALSO PINK

[indigo hull]

everyone be asking what the fuck, but nobody is asking how the fuck?

[uncut briar]

Who’s ‘sneezes’ gng

[undone cypress]

I ALSO LOVE PINK!!!

[gritty temple]

Meow meow I can’t wait to edit another video soon

[dapper pawn]

same

[upbeat copper]

[keen hedge]

OMG MY NEW KID AYYAYAYAYA

[upbeat copper]

Whar

[undone cypress]

guh?

[zinc frigate]

Bro thinks he’s gonna win… that’s cute

[uncut briar]

Or how the fuck is doing 😔

[peak sentinel]

[undone cypress]

oh youre here

[keen hedge]

Everyone who likes pink is automatically adopted if they want to

[dapper pawn]

i'm threatened for absolutely no reason how dare you

[dreamy knoll]

Hydro guess wut

[woven flicker]

🦖

[undone cypress]

[gritty temple]

Why :(

[dreamy knoll]

Stinky

[peak sentinel]

I’ll do you one better, why the fuck?

[dapper pawn]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[upbeat copper]

I'm a full grown woman

[undone cypress]

because EDITING KILLED his grandma...

[keen hedge]

Grow women have parents

[indigo hull]

solid, but what about Whom the Fuck?

[gritty temple]

DDD:::::

[dapper pawn]

IT KILLED MY GRANDMA YOU HEAR

[dry rock]

ILL do u one better WHEN THE FUCK

[upbeat copper]

Oh yeahh

[woven flicker]

Beach

[keen hedge]

Heck yes

[upbeat copper]

Okay

[undone cypress]

everyone has parents except for orphans

[dreamy knoll]

Bleh

[dapper pawn]

SOMEONE PHOTOSHOPPED THE HEAD OFF OF MY GRANDMA 😭 kjgjhfGOUFYUFY

[keen hedge]

Me bebessss

[peak sentinel]

btaman

[undone cypress]

this is where they killed my parents naoya..

[dry rock]

Clones

[upbeat copper]

[undone cypress]

#memes

[potent needle]

🪿

[undone cypress]

i need this

[dapper pawn]

hildren of the original \one's parents

[zinc frigate]

Oh gosh I had to immediately pivot and my starter took a lot of damage

[upbeat copper]

Mine

[keen hedge]

Someone asked if my aunt was black bc she was tan and has curly hair bc we’re Irish asf (we’re the whitest ppl ever)

[undone cypress]

SHARE

[zinc frigate]

And I’m underleveled, but leon won’t win

[dapper pawn]

son im crine

[dry rock]

LEOONNN

[languid grove]

Born to be pink, forced to be hot pink due to cool dudes role 💔

[upbeat copper]

NUH

[peak sentinel]

I remember one shotting the majority of Leon’s team

[indigo hull]

all pink is good pink

[shrewd lily]

Fih

[upbeat copper]

I wish I was hot pink

[dapper pawn]

you, me, gas station

[keen hedge]

Son I’m sleep deprived and j joined what is this server for anyway?

[zinc frigate]

I already one shot his aegislash but almost got one shot by haxorous

[dapper pawn]

jimmyhere ylyl

[shrewd lily]

What are we getting for dinner?

[zinc frigate]

Focus sash W

[dapper pawn]

sushi of course!

[upbeat copper]

We don't really even know ngl

[keen hedge]

Ohhh okok firefire

[zinc frigate]

Outsped that’s 2/6 down

[keen hedge]

Also fire

J burnt my mouth on my hot pocket and I’m crying bc I feel offended

[shrewd lily]

Have yall heard of the Tomodachi life game about to be coming out

[zinc frigate]

First non one shot but that’s cuz steel wing

[potent needle]

🐧

[uncut briar]

I’ve heard of it but no clue what it’s about

[zinc frigate]

Yes the 16th I cannot wait

[undone cypress]

cant wait to bring back gay jerma

[shrewd lily]

Bro the demo puts minis on house arrest at the end

[dapper pawn]

why is he speaking in
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'VE BEEN FRIEND ZONED BY A SKELETON!

[carmine venture]

Im yellow and red [ for today]

[keen hedge]

MY CAT J SHIT ON MY PILLOW

[undone cypress]

i had him on my island on the first tomodachi life

[keen hedge]

AHHH HELP

[merry kite]

HELP WHAT

[uncut briar]

happy rotation around the sun day

[undone cypress]

wrong one

[upbeat copper]

Harpy borgdau

[zinc frigate]

Welp first team member to faint, and I beat up 4 of his team members

[undone cypress]

thats new year

[keen hedge]

WHAT DO I DO SHE WONT STOP SHES SICK RN HELP ME

[undone cypress]

happy womb escape day

[zinc frigate]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[upbeat copper]

[undone cypress]

[dapper pawn]

dawg wtf u think WE gonna do?

[zinc frigate]

WDYM IT OUTSPEEDS CORVOKNIGHT

[uncut briar]

The position of the sun would be the same this time when they were born gng

[keen hedge]

Idk I’m panicking

[zinc frigate]

HOW FAST IS THIS THING

[uncut briar]

What happened

[keen hedge]

I’m scared she’s making weird noises now

[undone cypress]

im not so sure about that
theres like 500 factors

[merry kite]

Get ur cat away from ur pillows

[keen hedge]

I am

[undone cypress]

GO TO A VET!!!!

[shrewd lily]

[uncut briar]

Yeah actually never mind

[zinc frigate]

Welp uhh urshifu kill it

[keen hedge]

I’m using voice Siri to text

[keen hedge]

IM POOR

[undone cypress]

"Jarvis, kill that thing."

[keen hedge]

why do u think I don’t have nitro

[merry kite]

Use a hose or smth and rise off the pillow when u come back from the vettttt

[dapper pawn]

you, me, gas station (start the chain trust)

[undone cypress]

no

mods will explode you

[dapper pawn]

what y

[rotund mason]

Explosion

[undone cypress]

no chains or stuff like that

[dapper pawn]

depression

[zinc frigate]

Time travel full restore a pokemon, one heal used

[keen hedge]

Idc abt my pillow I care abt my CHILD she cant hold fluids and she’s in heat rn too and I can’t afford the vet

[rotund mason]

Fire

[zinc frigate]

I’m scared for charizard but I won’t lose

Got a secret weapon saved

[indigo hull]

a water bucket

[keen hedge]

I’ll use an old pillow I can’t use an old cat 😭✌️

[merry kite]

Reasonable, I have no idea what ur cat has tho

[rotund mason]

What's the secret weapon

[keen hedge]

AHHHHH

[zinc frigate]

Intelleon got hit in the head with an apple and it died

[zinc frigate]

Toxtricity

[shrewd lily]

Bomb the cat

[undone cypress]

[merry kite]

wow so cool you get 1 big boom, BOOOM

[rotund mason]

Fire

[undone cypress]

how about we bomb you instead for that suggestion

[keen hedge]

I’m giving her the antibiotics she has but I can’t give her too much bc we could run out

[upbeat copper]

I bought authentic viper fangs for a spell I'm working on

[merry kite]

Poor kitty ):

[upbeat copper]

[zinc frigate]

HES ON THE ROPES, TIME TO END THIS

[rotund mason]

KILL THAT BOY!!!

That one ishowspeed video

[tired temple]

i hate when im sitting and randomly my chest just springlocks itself

[undone cypress]

i love yelling this in zgrad

[shrewd lily]

No. I dont feel like exploding

[upbeat copper]

Real shit

[rotund mason]

😭

[undone cypress]

chasing someone as traitor with a knife yelling KILL THAT BOY!!

or YOUR TIME HAS COME!

that one dayz video

[indigo hull]

tf does kingdome come even mean

[upbeat copper]

Idk

[indigo hull]

like genuinely never understood it as a phrase

[zinc frigate]

We’re both in KO range but he outspeeds oh no

[upbeat copper]

[zinc frigate]

But I have a plan

[plucky garden]

I have emerged from the floor what are y'all talking Abt?

[zinc frigate]

Never fucking mind

He just got a crit and one shot toxtricity

[shrewd lily]

Have anyone seen Luigi mains in smash

[upbeat copper]

[zinc frigate]

Welp reset

Nobody will ever know I lost

[shrewd lily]

You just said you did

So everyone knows now

[zinc frigate]

I had the strategy I just got unlucky

[zinc frigate]

No witnesses

[indigo hull]

and thus the potato became fries

[uncut briar]

Wut

[shrewd lily]

what

[uncut briar]

/dd balance

[keen hedge]

She’s my child I have birth to her

[merry kite]

I'm gonna start saying that

[indigo hull]

dew it

[uncut briar]

🥀

[merry kite]

Cool 🫡

[upbeat copper]

[merry kite]

AND THUS THE POTATO BECAME FRIES 😼😼😼😼

[keen hedge]

She’s asleep now thank god

[upbeat copper]

Hey did you know that

[keen hedge]

Know what?

[uncut briar]

Ohh your baby

[upbeat copper]

I forgor

[uncut briar]

I was wondering what you were talking abt

[keen hedge]

Oh sweetie

[zinc frigate]

Time to go edit because why not

[uncut briar]

Bye bye 👋

[merry kite]

Do you guys know those weird gacha life videos where they're like "DANCE IF U HAT ME"

[plucky garden]

Good luck

[upbeat copper]

Mmmm I need wisteria and possum tail bones for my spell do you have any?

[merry kite]

I keep getting them on my fyp

[keen hedge]

Also I’m from the Deep South so if me calling ppl nicknames is uncomfortable j tell me and I’ll stop

[uncut briar]

Yh 😭🥀

[keen hedge]

The first time you have a chance with a new friend you should try it on your phone

[upbeat copper]

Dw I kinda figured

[sharp geyser]

btw found out that 12 tons of kitkat were stolen in europe

[upbeat copper]

Wha

[indigo hull]

KitKats aren’t even that worth it

[rotund mason]

Well well well

[merry kite]

Probably my doings

[shrewd lily]

Does anyone know a [[NUMBER 1 RATED SALESMAN 1997]]

[indigo hull]

Unless the ones they sell in Europe are better than the ones in the US

[upbeat copper]

Do you have wisteria and possum tail bones lying around?

[rotund mason]

What

[upbeat copper]

I need them for my spell

[uncut briar]

Or someone’s family member d*es and the comment section is all “dance if you feel bad” or “im tung tung tung sasorry for your loss 🥀”

[sharp geyser]

for what do you need so much kitkat?!?

[indigo hull]

Witchcraft time Canada

[rotund mason]

I don't have them

[upbeat copper]

Aw man

[rotund mason]

Oh

[indigo hull]

I may have possum tail bones somewhere let me check my garage

[upbeat copper]

Oh bet

[keen hedge]

She’s biting my elbows tf is wrong with my cat bro?

[merry kite]

Tbh I have no idea

[uncut briar]

“Im tung tung tung sasorry about that”

[upbeat copper]

Yeah okay I'm gonna put a curse on you now

[indigo hull]

To the guillotine

[drowsy bridge]

WHAT

[uncut briar]

Pls dont 😭

[sharp geyser]

what

[uncut briar]

Does he know?

[keen hedge]

I think my cat is trying to eat me bro

[upbeat copper]

You won't be able to find your car keys when it truly matters most

[uncut briar]

Dam 🥀

[sharp geyser]

one more brainrot and i get really mad

[uncut briar]

Hm what about 6 or 7 more

[upbeat copper]

Also you shrink by 0.00001 millimeters every second

[uncut briar]

😭

[indigo hull]

FOUND THE BONES HAH

[upbeat copper]

YAY!

[uncut briar]

Tung tung tung sasure gng 🥀

[indigo hull]

Robespierre would be rolling in his grave

[upbeat copper]

Your socks will always do that uncomfy thing with the seam when you put them on

[uncut briar]

THEY ALREADY DO 😭😭😭

[upbeat copper]

And now it'll be MORE uncomfy

[sharp geyser]

you are so lucky that i cant send gifs to show how mad i am

[keen hedge]

I hope u step on a brand new made Lego with no socks on and it kinda cuts u so u walk weird and ppl stare at u while u walk

[uncut briar]

Dam im wearing socks rn

[undone cypress]

I NEED THIS

[upbeat copper]

[uncut briar]

🤧

[upbeat copper]

Mine

[undone cypress]

[sharp geyser]

shimi shimi yeah shimi yeah

[keen hedge]

How do I send a pic of my cat bc she’s a maincoon and I want u guys to see how big she is

[uncut briar]

🙏

[undone cypress]

#roles

[uncut briar]

You need image perms

[keen hedge]

Okok