general

[dreamy knoll]

hey

[bleak warren]

looking at the news lately, it might be stopping itself

[indigo hull]

but you're not an AI

[steady owl]

True

[indigo hull]

your bio literally says as such

[thin prairie]

It is

[vapid bobcat]

Not yet

[dreamy knoll]

its a joke

[indigo hull]

i know

[dreamy knoll]

run

[vapid bobcat]

Runs like a cartoon character from Looney Tunes

...

It went ded. Da chat went ded

[bleak warren]

that was like

not even 30 seconds

[vapid bobcat]

Nevermind

[indigo hull]

an entire infantry platoon could've reloaded their muskets by now and have racked off another volley

[steady owl]

Average Jimmy Cord user when no one talks for 0.2 seconds

[bleak warren]

we're not a platoon

we're also not in the movie platoon

[uncut briar]

I guess bro 💔

[vapid bobcat]

Warning: Don't join a Minecraft server called Thug Shaker Central

[indigo hull]

i dont think they were using muskets in that movie either

[bright mica]

Uhh why?

[uncut briar]

Named what?

[bleak warren]

by the name alone, i would avoid it

[dreamy knoll]

bruh

[languid grove]

SHE STARTED IT

[vapid bobcat]

There are smuggled government documents on that server

[steady owl]

Literally out of no where with no conversation relevance

[languid grove]

[steady owl]

NO I DIDN’T NUH UH

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[bright mica]

Ohhhh ok thx I’ll avoid it

[indigo hull]

I know what the reference is and its not what your thinking

[languid grove]

[bleak warren]

chat wasn't 10 messages a minute, had to improvise

[steady owl]

[steady owl]

[vapid bobcat]

Turkey Sandwich

[dreamy knoll]

now stop fighting the germ

[uncut briar]

I fear no one else knows what this is

[bleak warren]

see

[steady owl]

This just in: JimmyCord user thinks Random = Funny

[dreamy knoll]

you

[steady owl]

Stay tuned for more info

[bleak warren]

me?

[steady owl]

Ok

[vapid bobcat]

You do have a point.

[dreamy knoll]

making u a vegemite sandvich

[indigo hull]

what even is vegemite?

[steady owl]

Of course I do, I’m right

[dreamy knoll]

salt

[narrow atlas]

Some kinda like salty spread thing

[vapid bobcat]

Vemevich sitemand

[steady owl]

[bright mica]

Hi right. I’m Joinin_11 hru

[dreamy knoll]

[vapid bobcat]

I like trains

[steady owl]

This is all your fault

[vapid bobcat]

[dreamy knoll]

this just in the server been nuked by cringe find out more noe

[steady owl]

noe

[dreamy knoll]

its 1:45 am and im busy eating cereal

[vapid bobcat]

That sounds fun

[steady owl]

Just realised, you joined during the time I was off the server, so like I’ve never really interacted with you before lol

[bright mica]

Hi busy eating cereal I’m joinin_11 hru

[dreamy knoll]

yeah i think we intereatced in fiche's server'

[bright mica]

Alright alright I’m sorry I’ll stop

[steady owl]

Maybe a few times, yeah

[dreamy knoll]

def once there and now a few times here

[steady owl]

Hi sorry I’ll stop, I’m Sylvia!

[dreamy knoll]

hahahaha

[bright mica]

Oh hi I’m sorry I’ll stop

[carmine venture]

Its my birthday
Be happy

[bleak warren]

you're both from kangaroo land

[dreamy knoll]

🍪

[bleak warren]

happy birthmas

[dreamy knoll]

donating a quokka to your foundation

[carmine venture]

Yummy

[bright mica]

Yummers

[indigo hull]

yumbo

witheringspongebob.png

[carmine venture]

Yubernatorial

[steady owl]

Yeah but I’m on the west side. Speaking of, the cyclone here made the sky blood-red last night

Like, that was some Fnaf 4 main menu red type shit

[mild shell]

Hello and bye bye

[dreamy knoll]

damn 🍪

[bright mica]

-# hehehe

[steady owl]

I fixed the emote. Ignore the red

[dreamy knoll]

im stuck on the rioting east side

[bright mica]

hi im on the west side im joinin_11 hru?

[bright mica]

Hi stuck on the rioting east side I’m joinin_11

[indigo hull]

😐

[dreamy knoll]

the joke so dead it skipped chuckle worthy

[steady owl]

Hold up there’s a fucking kid crying at almost 11 at night again. I hate my neighbours because they’re always either partying or yelling and screaming at each other or their kids

[bright mica]

It’s still funny to me

[dreamy knoll]

yeah i have my neighbors screaming rn and its sucks

[steady owl]

Yeah but you’re less important

Yeah but not for us

[bright mica]

Wow just wow

[steady owl]

Huh

What wow?

[indigo hull]

person named wow:

[steady owl]

What you wowing at

Who is wow?

[bright mica]

Yea nvm

[karmic shell]

wow more like... ow...

[bright mica]

[steady owl]

I gotta cut back on the being mean

I said I would but then I just went right back to how I use to be. Sorry about that

[bright mica]

But apologies accepted. for now…

[steady owl]

Medium rare chicken

[bright mica]

Bruh

[steady owl]

Ty

Again sorry about that

[bright mica]

Yea it’s fine. For now…

[steady owl]

I feel sorry for the people who want to sleep

[dreamy knoll]

eh i live in a suburb known for crime and junkies

[bright mica]

Aaaand time to charge my phone… f*ck.

[steady owl]

Same, though city

[dreamy knoll]

yeah the cities are different

[steady owl]

I don’t live in a city city. It’s more so a town that calls itself a city

[proper peak]

Am i cooked or am i cooked

[bright mica]

What’s wrong?

[indigo hull]

you see that a lot over here in the US too

[proper peak]

My sister is driving for basically the first time in forever

[dreamy knoll]

yeah just be glad its not canberra

[bright mica]

Lemme guess you’re in the shotgun?

[proper peak]

No

[bright mica]

Is she driving in your car?

[tired temple]

Can’t believe my goat Kinger killed OpenAI what a chad

[proper peak]

I’m present in the car

[proper peak]

She js doesn’t know how to drive highways

[bright mica]

So she’s driving now while your in it

[proper peak]

Wassup tamales

[bright mica]

?

[uncut briar]

Im okay now if anyone cared

[proper peak]

Yeah

[proper peak]

Shi how bad is it

[proper peak]

I didn’t see your msg

[bright mica]

Then yea your definitely cooked

[uncut briar]

Nah youre good

[bright mica]

It’s ok

[uncut briar]

Not too bad

[proper peak]

Totaled?

[coral token]

lol

[steady owl]

I’m being squished

[uncut briar]

[uncut briar]

No but a dent

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🥖

[proper peak]

Oh was it a parking lot accident

[uncut briar]

No on the road

[steady owl]

Baguette

[bright mica]

Teto reference?

[proper peak]

💔

[dreamy knoll]

enjoy food

[uncut briar]

💔💔💔

[steady owl]

Ty for food :3

[proper peak]

If it were a parking lot accident it would make more sense and the legality of it wouldnt have been as bad for the other person

[dreamy knoll]

np

[proper peak]

I’m assuming you got hit right

[uncut briar]

We sorted it out

[uncut briar]

Yep

[proper peak]

Good

At least your car is fine

[uncut briar]

Drivers these days man

[proper peak]

Fr

Tryna drive at rush hour is just a bunch of ppl who don’t know how to drive

[uncut briar]

I don’t know the first thing about driving tho

[tired temple]

I find it funny that I’m sick af rn but it doesn’t seem like it has any relation to the forest I hiked in , I think it’s because i took some trash out with me when I left

[uncut briar]

Incase you were wondering i wasn’t driving

[tired temple]

That the forest itself wasn’t what got me sick, I don’t even have any bug bites

[indigo hull]

mfw viruses and bacteria exist in the air

[uncut briar]

Damn sorry to hear about that

[proper peak]

Oh

[red bridge]

Hello

[uncut briar]

Get well soon 🤧

[red bridge]

Im new here guys

How are yall

[uncut briar]

Yo wsg

[proper peak]

Wsp

[tired temple]

It wasn’t an itchy bug bite so that means the forest was chill af with me

So I’m fine with it

[restive topaz]

what if AM, GLaDOS, HAL 9000, caine and rewrite (a sonic.exe) hung out

[uncut briar]

Is it a cold?

[proper peak]

Sonic would maul them

[tired temple]

Caine is just “Why are you people like this.”

[steady owl]

[gritty temple]

I’m smooching HAL 9000 mwa mwa he so cutie

[steady owl]

Merry Christmas

[bleak warren]

who is AM

[restive topaz]

son

[tired temple]

Genuinely how would he even respond to that

[indigo hull]

Allied Mastercomputer

[restive topaz]

i have no mouth and i must scream

[uncut briar]

5 billion ping

[dreamy knoll]

[indigo hull]

from I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

[proper peak]

Hope you feel better soon bro

[gritty temple]

With love I hope

[bleak warren]

ohhh!

[dreamy knoll]

you

[unreal kiln]

I don't exactly know TADC lore but I think he has a human soul so AM would murder him in seconds

[bright mica]

Glados would try to trap them to her chambers

[tired temple]

The ai from I have no mouth and I must scream

[restive topaz]

he does not

[gritty temple]

HAL 9000 is my husband

[bleak warren]

sorry, everyone makes everything abbreviations, i forget what half of them mean

[tired temple]

I don’t know where to read it but I heard it’s real short

[restive topaz]

AM is his name

[tired temple]

AM is pretty much his name because he says “I AM” a lot

[indigo hull]

and screaming is his game

[gritty temple]

ngl ts lwk pmo ngl

/j

[restive topaz]

if i’m putting all five of them in one group why would i put a human

caine is an AI

[unreal kiln]

Well that's not really true his name is AM cuz he's the allied mastercomputer

[bleak warren]

i get it. something about glados is...

[gritty temple]

MWA

[unreal kiln]

Wasn't there the episode where the guy named Abel or something said that caine was the original maker of the circus

[indigo hull]

mmmm, neurotoxin

[unreal kiln]

Or was that proven to be a lie

[gritty temple]

Abel was an NPC though idk if he was saying any truth

[restive topaz]

yes caine is
because he’s a creative AI

[bleak warren]

oh i get it, ai is in his name

[tired temple]

Ah yes trust an NPC Caine made for an adventure to not glaze him 😭

[unreal kiln]

Oh that guy was an npc

I didn't watch the end of that episode ig

[restive topaz]

abel is an NPC
caine is just an AI who was created by C&A

[unreal kiln]

For some reason I thought caine just killed abel

[bleak warren]

bible?

[unreal kiln]

Like y'know the book they're from

[restive topaz]

by kinger and another person (think it was scratch i forgot what was said in ep 8)

[upbeat copper]

I just bought viper fangs for my whimsical witchcraft

[tired temple]

It’s definitely a bible reference name wise

[indigo hull]

thats a hell of a theory bro

someone call MatPat

[steady owl]

I’ve always loved her voice for as long as I can remember. I remember trying to describe it to my mother back in 2014, not knowing the proper words to describe it 😭

[bright mica]

He retired… :(((((

[bleak warren]

matthew patthew

[steady owl]

Unretire him

[indigo hull]

Matrick Patrick

[bright mica]

I wish I can but I can’t

[dawn orchid]

eueueueueueueueueeueueueueueueue

eueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueu

[indigo hull]

the horse 🐴

[bleak warren]

it's here

[uncut briar]

??😭

[dawn orchid]

eueueueueueueueueueueueueueueu

[peak sentinel]

[dawn orchid]

eueueueueueu

[uncut briar]

Are you that bored

[dawn orchid]

yes

[uncut briar]

🥀

[bleak warren]

people say a lot worse things here when they're bored tbh

[dawn orchid]

lowk there's no good games to play rn

[coral token]

Yeah some people ask for attention for a scratch in their car when they're bored

[thin prairie]

Gay people simulator

[unreal kiln]

It's the fact that it's spoken so softly and it's coded to be very melodic

[bleak warren]

thales 😭

[coral token]

:p

[bright mica]

WTH?

[thin prairie]

Yes

[indigo hull]

lwk gotta find this one

[thin prairie]

Simulate the gays

[bleak warren]

why simulate that when i can just talk to thales

[coral token]

:3

[bright mica]

That came out of nowhere bro

[indigo hull]

how it feels to chew 5 gum

[thin prairie]

Yucky

[unreal kiln]

Interesting way to spell hoi4

[bleak warren]

Thales isn't yucky!

[peak sentinel]

that’s just hoi4

[dawn orchid]

Thales stinks

[thin prairie]

My poor nose

[coral token]

Wow

[indigo hull]

im in like seven different HOI4 mod servers and i can confirm this as true

[unreal kiln]

Yo 😭

[thin prairie]

[peak sentinel]

ngl didn’t even see your message

[unreal kiln]

Jinx lil bro

[bleak warren]

haters out in full force

[coral token]

Haters are jealous today

[dawn orchid]

eueueueueu

[indigo hull]

aeiou

[thin prairie]

Yeah I'm jealous
You stole all my diva vibes

[dawn orchid]

I'm jealous of the people who couldn't smell you rn

[peak sentinel]

I’m not in any mod servers because what I’ve seen of the hoi4 community I’d rather stay the hell away from them

[steady owl]

Thales, you had a fart goblin for your pfp decor for god knows how long. You are a bit stinky smelly

[uncut briar]

Get a job pls 😭🙏

[indigo hull]

I don't blame you

[dawn orchid]

I'm in univ

[indigo hull]

its very much a mixed bag but I know a few chill people

[dawn orchid]

besides parents want me to focus on education instead of getting a job

[thin prairie]

"Get a job" MFS when the job market

[indigo hull]

get a lot of help a lot with my own alternate history projects

[peak sentinel]

I very rarely interact with paradox communities
I sometimes go into some ck3 places for ideas for CoAs though

[karmic shell]

"get a job" mfs when THEY TOO have to get a job (they realize the errors of their ways)

[bleak warren]

what is it about eueueueue that's got you heated i don't get it

[gritty temple]

eueueueueueueu

[indigo hull]

epic

[uncut briar]

Nothing

[coral token]

Get a real problem

[gritty temple]

I wish I had some apple sauce rn

[peak sentinel]

I hate reddit but the ck3 heraldry place has some very good stuff

[dawn orchid]

Ngl I could since my major is basically usefull in every country

[steady owl]

Eueurope

[dawn orchid]

no matter the univ

[karmic shell]

eueueueue

[thin prairie]

I can't because I'm not very smart
NOTHING WANTS TO HIRE HERE TOO THE JOB MARKET IN THE UK SUCKS

[dawn orchid]

Join hospitality and management

[indigo hull]

its great getting input from others on alternate history

[zenith charm]

Yellow

[indigo hull]

i meet people from all over the world in various servers

[bright mica]

Like?

[zenith charm]

Me too

[steady owl]

Oiiaoiiae

[dawn orchid]

[bleak warren]

aeiou

[indigo hull]

aeiou

[karmic shell]

aeiouy

[dawn orchid]

uoiea

[peak sentinel]

ye. I do make my own things sometimes though. In my most recent playthrough I replaced the Kingdom of Italy with Lombardy and made the coat of arms a mixture of the arms of Milan and the dynasty’s arms

[thin prairie]

As of I'd actually get accepted 😭
Issue is there's barely any actual job offerings
No ones hiring and there's more people looking for a job then there are jobs to apply for

[bleak warren]

john madden

[unreal kiln]

Reddit sucks but the underground rapper subreddits have some of the stupidest funniest people of all time in them

[indigo hull]

i got roped into a new project with some acquaintances

we're making something like Centaura but the countries are themed around Chemical Elements

[mild forge]

now i gotta look

[steady owl]

Nord VPN

[indigo hull]

and its steampunk genre

[dawn orchid]

Lowk thats basically the whole world in a nutshell

everyone is jobless

[thin prairie]

My fucking window

[unreal kiln]

Bleood's is really funny, playboi carti isn't underground but his is really funny

[dawn orchid]

What an ice-breaker

(get it?)

[thin prairie]

Fair

[mild forge]

have you heard flamm3? 😭

[dawn orchid]

nobody is hiring but we have a backload amount of workforce waiting to burst

[unreal kiln]

No I haven't how is his music

[mild forge]

goofy

[dawn orchid]

Also our economy might be fucked

[bright mica]

I’m a goofy goober!!

[unreal kiln]

Is he Edward skeletrix

[karmic shell]

google google to get google

[bleak warren]

Jimmy googled google

never forget

[karmic shell]

googled google for google result from google

googoo gaga

[unreal kiln]

Jimmy googles opera gx and installs it to opera gx google

[indigo hull]

how it feels to google google only for it to pull up google again

[prime canopy]

What do you mean the lotus is a sentient, she’s gone, there’s her brother who started a war, the creator of all warframes are on their side, turning into a sentient slave ????

[bright mica]

So no context?

[steady owl]

Smudge, how do you do it? I moderate a small server and even though it’s only like 200 big, I’m having issues with users thinking they can just ignore the rules 😭

[bleak warren]

now y'all who were talking about things that were random before

THAT was actually random

[bleak warren]

honestly i don't even know at this point

i'm glad we have Thales

[indigo hull]

Theodore Roosevelt, speak softly and carry a big stick

[dawn orchid]

Jimbot carries all the weight imo

[languid grove]

Meow

[bleak warren]

this too, the bot does a LOT

[languid grove]

BE HARSH

[dawn orchid]

besides it's not as chaotic as it used to be back then

[languid grove]

No more miss nice goat

[steady owl]

Like, we have a strict no venting rule, and yet we always have someone venting for like no particular reason, and even made a public scale on their mood that they feel the need to let everyone know about. I’m actually kinda tired of it. You two really do a lot god damn

[dawn orchid]

[steady owl]

I gave someone a 5 minute timeout and felt bad afterwards

[languid grove]

[bleak warren]

don't feel bad

time more people out

threaten bans

[karmic shell]

BAN EVERYONE

[bleak warren]

they WILL listen or else

[indigo hull]

this

[dawn orchid]

Fr tho 3 mods with like alot of people is really impressive

[languid grove]

Yeah if you’re too nice that’s how they walk all over you

[carmine venture]

That one image of spongebob holding the sea shell

[bleak warren]

like yeah i feel like a huge bitch when i mod here sometimes but i'm doing what i have to do

[languid grove]

It’s also quite unfair enough

[karmic shell]

kill everyone (happy born)

[carmine venture]

Thanks

[dreamy knoll]

ban more bots

[indigo hull]

Mann versus Machine

[languid grove]

It’s really only 2 mods and the pressure on Thales and Smudge is too much, well Thales loves it but that’s besides the point

[dawn orchid]

It is

[steady owl]

Tbh, I mainly moderate the vcs in the server, so I thankfully don’t have to deal with text chats around this time. But still, I’m the only mod in my time zone so it’s like, I’m the only mod that can moderate during then

[languid grove]

[steady owl]

They actually behave in vc which is good

[dawn orchid]

This is why I don't mod

I am wayyy to soft to enforce rules

[indigo hull]

I should be kept away from mod powers depending on the circumstances

[bleak warren]

i used to be

[languid grove]

I’m so hungry RAAGGHH

[dawn orchid]

Chicken tendies

[steady owl]

I can’t even remember if I volunteered or not tbh

[dreamy knoll]

thats it imma let be chill

[dawn orchid]

with fires

[steady owl]

Or if I was drafted into modding

[bleak warren]

unfortunately the world is cruel and unfair, and you have to be just as tough sometimes

[languid grove]

I’m going to have chicken nuggets with a salad for dinner if my aunt isn’t cooking anything

[karmic shell]

sometimes im too mean but idc we ball anyways

[indigo hull]

sometimes its required

not all the time

[dawn orchid]

Ngl most people who r complain about getting a ban is usually still a minor

[indigo hull]

but sometimes

[languid grove]

I’m sorry?? You?? Mean??

[steady owl]

We just had someone threatening to eat glass. That server is too exhausting bruh

[languid grove]

[bleak warren]

usually yes, either a dumb kid who can't or won't read, or someone who just joins to be a hemorrhoid

[karmic shell]

yes im actually the meanest person ever

[languid grove]

Sylvia, that was you…

[smoky jackal]

sup!

[languid grove]

[steady owl]

Ok but I was doing it safely. They were threatening to do it not safely

[karmic shell]

gurt

[indigo hull]

im praying for your sanity

[languid grove]

NO YOU WEREN’T??

[bleak warren]

wait hold up

[karmic shell]

how do you do it safely

[bleak warren]

yeah that

[languid grove]

[indigo hull]

ok i actually know this one

[karmic shell]

do you slowly meticulously crunch it

[indigo hull]

i've heard of people that eat glass compulsively

[narrow atlas]

I think I need a new chair. This is like the 8th time this bitch has toppled backwards with me in it

[steady owl]

People do that???

[zenith charm]

What?

[steady owl]

Gummy worm

[languid grove]

Safely MY ASS

[bleak warren]

my brain doesn't like thinking about this hoooah

[languid grove]

[karmic shell]

my brain doesn't like thinking

[indigo hull]

it can exist under a more broad medical term known as Pica

[narrow atlas]

There’s some people who compulsively eat objects they know are inedible

[indigo hull]

yeah that

[bright mica]

My brain sometimes doesn’t like to brain when I need it to brain

[bleak warren]

wasn't there a guy who ate a small piece of a plane every day until the plane was gone

[narrow atlas]

There’s actually a few cases of some kleptomaniacs who would eat whatever they stole

Watches, money, gems, etc

[zenith charm]

Yeah... but how do you get to know people like that? Aren't them like... uncommon... at least I wish they are

[karmic shell]

if someone was a cannibal and had pica what would they eat

[indigo hull]

the condition ranges from literally everything

nails to glass to the aformentioned plane

[steady owl]

Anyway, this was the same person who had the whole mood scale and was venting like 24/7 in the server and also had that annoying typing ‘quirk’ too

[coral token]

Boo

[vapid bobcat]

Be careful when handling the power of McDonald's Sprite

[languid grove]

Have you guys tried talking to them??

[bleak warren]

if they were here Thales and i would have timed them out twice and they'd have multiple strikes

hell we might have banned them for being a nuisance

[karmic shell]

what is a mood scale

[steady owl]

I’m not good at that

[languid grove]

I don’t mean encouraging their venting I mean like dming them and giving them a very serious verbal warning about venting and saying there will be more severe punishments if they continue

[bright mica]

A scale of your mood

[karmic shell]

No shi

[steady owl]

They’d constantly change their nickname to show how their mood was on the scale of -10 to 10. It was always below 0

[indigo hull]

ok the compulsive eating of glass is known as Hyalophagia

[bright mica]

Then why you ask?

[languid grove]

BURRRPPPP

[karmic shell]

thats so dumb ngl

[coral token]

The coconut nut is a big big nut

[indigo hull]

is coconut a nut or a fruit?

[steady owl]

Yeah I might have to start like really enforcing the whole no venting rule at this point

[languid grove]

You haven’t been doing that?

[karmic shell]

its a coconut of course itd be nut

[bright mica]

Really? No way! I just learned something new today

[coral token]

If you eat too much you'll get very fat

[indigo hull]

but you dont eat the nut part

you eat the fruit of the coconut inside

[karmic shell]

but it aint fruit

[languid grove]

[coral token]

But the coconut nut is not a nut! It's the coco fruit

Of the coco tree

[karmic shell]

FUCK

[indigo hull]

HAHA THANK YOU THALES

[bleak warren]

"we're trying to keep good vibes in this server and you are unfortunately being a constant source of bad vibes. we have a strict no venting rule, and i'm sorry to say that if you don't change how you chat and present yourself here i'm going to have to take action"

[coral token]

OF THE COCOPALM FAMILYYYY

[steady owl]

No, I mean really enforcing it, instead of trying to lead the conversation away from it. Like, actually telling them “hey, shut up or jail” type shit

[languid grove]

There’s a way to enforce it without telling them to shut up Sylvia

[steady owl]

Copying this for future use

[languid grove]

Just simply say ‘we’re moving on from this conversation because no venting is allowed’

[karmic shell]

good vibes this good vibes that BIG ASS DEATH RAY

[indigo hull]

the good vibes-inator

[bleak warren]

orbital friendship cannon

[languid grove]

[indigo hull]

Intercontinental Friendship Missile

[bleak warren]

i am happy when people get the pony reference

[languid grove]

How could I not think of pinkie pie

[indigo hull]

I just know it from an old ass Garry's Mod addon

from like 2013 or so

[steady owl]

I’m so thankful there is another mod there to help too rn

[bleak warren]

you might actually be her

which would make Gehe your Cheese Sandwich

[coral token]

Annie we're twins!

[languid grove]

[languid grove]

WHUH
me?? A pinkie pie?

[plucky garden]

HEEEEELLLllooooooo

[steady owl]

Destroyed your window for you

[languid grove]

[indigo hull]

breaking the ice one could say

[karmic shell]

BREAK THE ICE BREAK THE ICE BREAK 🧊🧊🧊

[bleak warren]

i used to be a fluttershy, but now i feel more like a twilight sparkle

[plucky garden]

Lol I typed help instead of hello
Why am I so stupid

[languid grove]

Oh definitely

[karmic shell]

Would you care to repeat that

[bright mica]

Cuz you’re THE server idiot haha get it?

[steady owl]

Who the fuck is Sam and Ella and why are people saying I’m going to get it if I eat medium rare chicken?

[indigo hull]

they're talking about Sam O'Nella

[karmic shell]

they'll appear right at your front door and demand compensation for eating medium rare chicken

[bleak warren]

when i was a wee lass i thought it was salmon ella and you got it from bad fish

[plucky garden]

Yes

[indigo hull]

pretty big difference

[bright mica]

Good

[plucky garden]

No

[indigo hull]

actually speaking of Sam O'Nella

they found the William D. Porter chat

[coral token]

i barely know her

[indigo hull]

nicknamed the Willy D (im not making this shit up)

[steady owl]

Who are two characters you’d like to see fight? Doesn’t have to be an equal fight, just as long as it’s entertaining

[indigo hull]

fictional characters only?

[obtuse marten]

Egg.

[steady owl]

Real people can count too

[indigo hull]

perfect

[obtuse marten]

Rika vs Rika

[indigo hull]

Yoda vs. Napoleon Bonaparte

[bright mica]

Denki from mha and pikachu from Pokémon

[bleak warren]

shaggy vs arceus

[unreal kiln]

I could take doc oc

[obtuse marten]

If I ever get a cat I'm calling it señor gato even if it's a girl.

[unreal kiln]

Senor gata

[languid grove]

Smudge and hachiware

[obtuse marten]

Señor gatito

[languid grove]

Yes Smudge is a character

[coral token]

toots

[bleak warren]

i don't want to fight hachiware

[unreal kiln]

My history teacher and doctor Manhattan

[languid grove]

Exactly, you two will be given pool noodles

[zenith charm]

Like noodles made in a pool?

[indigo hull]

Yoda would have to take on the entirety of Napoleon's Grande Armee

[bright mica]

Alright well what is the power you would pick if you got to have only one?

[indigo hull]

lets say Napoleon at his peak

Austerlitz and the like

[gritty temple]

Shapeshifting

[steady owl]

Me and every transfem are bound to say shapeshifting

[gritty temple]

[indigo hull]

manipulate the power of your body's own physics so you can turn into a puddle

[bright mica]

Wow two ss

[bleak warren]

that's where you're wrong ma'am. i always say teleportation

[steady owl]

It’s just the go to power LMAO

[bright mica]

That’s evil

[steady owl]

Ooh ok!

[zenith charm]

I think you can, but I don't think you can go back

[indigo hull]

you can activate the power at your own will

you just have to think it in order for it to happen

[bright mica]

I would personally pick phasing

[indigo hull]

while your at it just make yourself immune to gravity

[zenith charm]

You just need to jump into a crusher

[indigo hull]

or transparent, or extremely lucky

(physics also includes the probability of an occurrence)

[bright mica]

Cuz I can’t be touched and I can go through things whenever I want

[steady owl]

Unlimited bacon but no games, or unlimited games but no bacon

[bright mica]

Unlimited game but no bacon

[indigo hull]

limited games and limited bacon

[bleak warren]

games, unlimited games. but no games

[gritty temple]

Roblox

[indigo hull]

strangely accurate

[karmic shell]

unlimited games but no games

unlimited bacon.. but no bacon.

[ripe idol]

Prolly unlimited bacon, but no games, as I’d prolly make a black hole If I had games, unlimited games, but no games

Chuckle sandwich

[indigo hull]

its not that hard to create your own black hole

[karmic shell]

its actually really hard

[ripe idol]

How many have you made…

[bleak warren]

i wish i had an infinite bag of holding

[ripe idol]

What?

[indigo hull]

that number goes to the grave with me and my legal representative Solomon J. MacBain XVI

[karmic shell]

would you rather 1 trillion dollars or bing bongs's infinite pouch from inside out

[ripe idol]

It’s a joke bro 🙏😭🙏😭🙏😭😭

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍔

[karmic shell]

Yeah i was joking too

[bleak warren]

so in dnd a bag of holding is a magic bag that holds items

[ripe idol]

Oh…

[indigo hull]

Hambourg

[bright mica]

Have you ever thought that oranges are called oranges because they’re orange? Or is it because they’re orange they called oranges orange?

[crisp hornet]

i need to work on memorizing my marching band music but i know i wont be able to focus on it

[bleak warren]

i want one that has infinite space in it

[ripe idol]

Oohh

I see now

[indigo hull]

If it has infinite space then you’d just lose everything you put in it

Infinite implies bottomless

[ripe idol]

I hate this 5 second cooldown

[bleak warren]

exactly. i can put things there when i don't like them

[karmic shell]

but what if you could still pull it out

[ripe idol]

So annoying

[indigo hull]

Genius

Why didn’t I think of that

[crisp hornet]

my friend has a mimic pet that he puts all of his items in, he fed it grass to keep it happy until out dm said the mimic needed actual food

[karmic shell]

its either this or bums spamming every few hours

[bright mica]

Same bro same

[bleak warren]

5 seconds ain't shit

[karmic shell]

try 30

[crisp hornet]

the ylyl enteries has a 4 hour cooldown

[indigo hull]

What would a gelatinous cube taste like?

[ripe idol]

But if I do short messages it’s annoying

[bleak warren]

then do long messages?

[karmic shell]

na

[ripe idol]

WHAT

[indigo hull]

I thought it was 6 hours

[ripe idol]

But I don’t text like that :(.

[bleak warren]

like, type out your entire thought instead of sending a bunch of things

[karmic shell]

what if

[indigo hull]

Then you have to ride the balance between that and getting text walled

[karmic shell]

i said stuff

like this

[bleak warren]

it's not that hard to figure out, just write more than two words but less than a paragraph

[ripe idol]

Just put every enemy in D&D in the bag

You just insta win

[indigo hull]

Same game with chlorine gas breathing dragons btw

[karmic shell]

fire? nah lets make them have gasoline

[ripe idol]

Oh yeah……

[indigo hull]

ngl imagine that shit in world war 1

Dragons that breathe nothing but pure chlorine

[karmic shell]

no survivors

[indigo hull]

ngl mixing high fantasy with WW1 is lwk underrated

[ripe idol]

BYE BYE BAG

[karmic shell]

what about ww2

[indigo hull]

CoD ruined it imo

[ripe idol]

BUEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYE BAG

[indigo hull]

And in a more blunt sense

No one really cares about World War 1 nowadays

[karmic shell]

its all ww3 nowadays... smh

[uncut briar]

What abt the pig war

[crisp hornet]

what abt the great pokemon war

[ripe idol]

Yeah Jaron

[uncut briar]

A war bc someone killed another guy’s pig

[indigo hull]

BUCHANAN?!

[karmic shell]

@indigo hull what is the most interesting war in your opinion

[uncut briar]

Im deadass as well

[indigo hull]

I know what you’re talking about lol

[uncut briar]

People be fighting over anything

[indigo hull]

That’s a tough question

[karmic shell]

let's have a war

[indigo hull]

Each one no matter how major has something that makes it unique

[uncut briar]

🥀

[uncut briar]

Mine would be the cold war

[indigo hull]

If I had to pick one over all then it would definitely be World War 1

How the correct combination of technology and old methods created one of the most terrifying wars man has fought with itself

[karmic shell]

bars

[uncut briar]

ACTUALLY WAIT THE PUNIC WAR

[bright mica]

Nah I’mma pick the one that’s happening now

[indigo hull]

Which one?

[uncut briar]

😭🥀

[bright mica]

Im kinda next to them

[uncut briar]

The second punic war actually

[indigo hull]

makes sense

The first one is oft forgotten

[uncut briar]

I LOVE oversimplified

[indigo hull]

what do you think his next series would be?

[uncut briar]

You seem like someone whi does too

[uncut briar]

No clue

[indigo hull]

I’d like to see him cover the Crusades imo

[uncut briar]

Chess or sum idk 🥀

[indigo hull]

Or the Scottish Wars of Independence

Actually no even better

[uncut briar]

60% of my history knowledge is cuz of him

[indigo hull]

Fair

I’d like to see him cover the English Civil War tbh

[upbeat copper]

I just saw the cutest fucking savana cat

[uncut briar]

There was English civil war?

[indigo hull]

When Cromwell did his shenanigans

[uncut briar]

Am I forgetting it?

[indigo hull]

Highly recommend you read about the shenanigans of Charles I and Charles II of England

[uncut briar]

Ok now I remember but only a little

[indigo hull]

the 17th Century was messy for the British Isles

[languid grove]

Nothing like a freshly washed blanket

And it’s still warm out the dryer

[indigo hull]

And mind you all this political turmoil while they were settling the Thirteen Colonies in America

[uncut briar]

🐱

[bright mica]

Eat it as if it’s a food

[uncut briar]

Damn that probably contributed ti the collapse of the empire

[indigo hull]

No actually

[uncut briar]

Really

[indigo hull]

The English Civil War happened relatively early in British Colonial history

[uncut briar]

Right

[indigo hull]

1642 - 1651

About thirty ish years after Plymouth was founded

[uncut briar]

The collapse was around the early 1900’s right

[indigo hull]

It’s apex was in 1919

[uncut briar]

Gotcha

[indigo hull]

Immediately after WW1 but before Ireland became a Dominion

[uncut briar]

🧀

[uncut briar]

Cheese war

[indigo hull]

(Wait oversimplified could totally do the Pastry War between France and Mexico)

[uncut briar]

They really be fighting over ANYTHING

[indigo hull]

Actually he could do both Franco-Mexican Wars

[coral token]

not the history time again

[uncut briar]

Was it over pastries or is that just what they call it

[coral token]

😭

[uncut briar]

🤧

[obtuse marten]

I feel like a quesadilla

[indigo hull]

It’s ok we’re keeping it PG

[vapid apex]

Only history I care about is how wgut gurt came yo skin to whgat tur land???

[proper peak]

War of the pig

[uncut briar]

Wut 😭🥀

[indigo hull]

Actually yeah

[left sierra]

Ever just begin to move, and your cat decides that now is the absolute time to be in the windows, staring down upon ye mighty and despair?

[proper peak]

I just watched someone commit something atrocious on the highway

Like wtf bro

[uncut briar]

[indigo hull]

The war is said to have occurred over a French Pastry chef having his shop looted by Mexican officers under Santa Anna

[uncut briar]

What did they commit?

[vapid apex]

Become French or British?

[verbal anchor]

Something atrocious

[proper peak]

Idiot decided to jump lanes with someone directly next to them and almost caused a huge accident

[left sierra]

Better not be a Torontonian

[bright mica]

French

[uncut briar]

They just be fighting over literally ANYTHING

[uncut briar]

😭🥀

[indigo hull]

Tbf Mexico itself was in a near constant state of Civil War during this time

The war happened between 1838 and 1839

And was resolved rather quickly

[proper peak]

In which case our car would’ve been involved bc we weren’t too far behind those other cars

[uncut briar]

Damn

[indigo hull]

Compared to the larger Second Franco-Mexican War that would happen concurrent with the American Civil War

[proper peak]

Didn’t the Americans kinda stop their civil wars after the Spanish American wars?

[uncut briar]

Samsies ❤️

[indigo hull]

The ACW only lasted four years bro

1861 - 1865

[proper peak]

I wasn’t talking about the American civil war

[coral token]

Yaaaawn

[proper peak]

I was talking about the Spanish American war

[coral token]

wrap it up nerd.

[proper peak]

Nuh uh

[indigo hull]

Depends

The Battle of Blair Mountain occurred in 1921 over the issue of unionizing the coal mines of Southern West Virginia

The largest uprising since the American Civil War

While the Spanish-American War itself only lasted throughout 1898

[proper peak]

The war in which Americans claimed Texas from Mexico

I messed up

[coral token]

i'm gonna take a nap this is a snoozefest

[proper peak]

Mexican American war

[indigo hull]

Ohhhh

[bright mica]

I’m genuinely so bamboozled of this much information that I get here more than my school bro

[indigo hull]

Yeah no that came before the American Civil War

[proper peak]

Yeah i forgot all of my history lessons

[indigo hull]

The Mexican-American War happened in the late 1840s

Which to put it bluntly saw the US conquer Mexico and give half of it back to them

[proper peak]

Idk why the Americans didn’t just like

Absorb them into their country

[indigo hull]

Imagine the logistical nightmare that would’ve been

[bleak warren]

we're americans, we love absorbing things

[indigo hull]

Instead of America doubling in size it would’ve tripled

[proper peak]

We were already doing that shit with the natives what was stopping us from doing the same shit with the Mexicans

[indigo hull]

And the majority of American settlers there primarily lived in either Mexican Texas or California at that time

[proper peak]

That’s true

Majority of the area between Cali and Texas was uninhabited by even the Mexicans right

[indigo hull]

the Spanish took a very long time to actually establish settlements in what is now California State

[bright mica]

I’m just listening to this like it’s a new lesson

[bleak warren]

Mr Glaggleman is your history teacher now

[proper peak]

Bc they were moving through other places beforehand such as central and South America

Setting up sugar farms and the such

[proper peak]

North America/current USA area wasn’t a big priority to them

[indigo hull]

even still Los Angeles itself wasnt founded until 1781

same year Washington defeated Cornwallis at Yorktown effectively ending the American War of Independence

so in a cruel twist of fate, LA is technically as old as the US

[proper peak]

LA is older than most of the U.S. that’s crazy

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[proper peak]

I didn’t know that

[dreamy knoll]

I eep now

[bleak warren]

are you the cookie monster?

also eep well

[dreamy knoll]

Smayhaps or maybe i just have too many cookies

[bleak warren]

HOLY GUACAMOLE, GAMERS! THE GOSH DARN ENTRIES ARE OPEN BOY HOWDY

[proper peak]

Everyone’s gonna come online

[bright mica]

Ohhhh it’s gonna be chaos…

[indigo hull]

wrong actually

[languid grove]

OH MY MEOW

[flat token]

Can I dm a mod to see if they think my vid submission is ok?

[craggy yew]

I just bought minecraft, any recommendations on what server I should play besides hypixel? I'm looking for a chill server where I mostly build (?) idk

[bleak warren]

no

submit it like everyone else does

[bright mica]

But I can’t submit why?

[tropic palm]

mcpz is a server where you can have like a plot for you to build on. it’s an older server but it’s still good as far as I know.

[bleak warren]

did you read #ylyl-rules❗ ?

[bright mica]

I did I guess I don’t have access to it yet

[humble token]

How do I submit a video

[kindred dome]

blyat

[proper peak]

Take a gander at #ylyl-rules❗

[bleak warren]

did you click what you're supposed to click after you've read it?

[craggy yew]

ah I see, what version is the server so I can maybe install the Minecraft version

[bright mica]

Omfg I swear I didn’t see it

[dusk orbit]

Hello

[indigo hull]

actually something else interesting too is that San Francisco wasn't even founded by the Spanish

[humble token]

I see it now thank you

[languid grove]

Meow

[indigo hull]

its origins start with a settlement known as Yerba Buena which was founded in 1834

[dusk orbit]

[tropic palm]

1.21.11 is the most recent version you can play on on it.

[indigo hull]

no wait im sorry i have that wrong

[dry ridge]

Why cant i add a video to the ylyl server

[indigo hull]

thats when it was actually settled by civilians

[dusk orbit]

Probably u need a better role

[dry ridge]

Ok

[indigo hull]

The Spanish Government of Alta California established a Presidio (fort) there in 1776

[bleak warren]

if you want to submit to YLYL you have to read #ylyl-rules❗

[dry ridge]

I did

[craggy yew]

Oh okay so I can just go vanilla right?

[bleak warren]

ok, now submit a video in #ylyl-entries

[thin prairie]

🍰

[tropic palm]

Absolutely! You don’t need any mods for it!

[bleak warren]

CAKE

is for me?

[thin prairie]

For you

[indigo hull]

the cake is a lie...

[bleak warren]

YAY

[thin prairie]

SHHHHHHH

[bright mica]

Portal reference?!

[languid grove]

[thin prairie]

THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T GET CAKE
I WAS BEING NICE AND YOU BITE ME

[bleak warren]

is that the bite of 67

[thin prairie]

I'm revoking the cake

[languid grove]

YOU’RE ALWAYS A WEENIE THAT’S WHY I’M BITING YOU

[bleak warren]

deserved tbh

[dusk orbit]

That's actually crazy that i get ignored when i'm here and talk to u

[languid grove]

[craggy yew]

sick! Thanks man

[thin prairie]

You can get it back in 3-4 business days

[thin prairie]

LALALALA

[indigo hull]

Rolling and Ricking

[bleak warren]

Richard Van Rollingham

[thin prairie]

[dusk orbit]

And btw how do i get higer roles when i can't talk to anyone, that's very mean

[indigo hull]

sell your teeth

[bleak warren]

there are no "higher roles"

[bleak warren]

and you are talking to us

[thin prairie]

How rude

[cosmic nova]

.

[slender kestrel]

Says you

[dusk orbit]

Finally someone is talking to me, thx bud. Well like posting memes, i need a different role

[thin prairie]

Well uhhhh
Nananabooboo

[languid grove]

OVERLOAD

[slender kestrel]

[bleak warren]

if you mean the YLYL, you just need to read #ylyl-rules❗

[dusk orbit]

No no, the memes channel

[indigo hull]

#roles

[bleak warren]

for that #roles

[languid grove]

Ermm…

[dusk orbit]

Alright

[opal plover]

Hi

[bleak warren]

basically you need to chat, to get points that you spend, to get the ability to post images and videos in the channels where you can do that

[dusk orbit]

Hey bud

[unreal kiln]

Y'all bakas

[indigo hull]

wumbologist

[bleak warren]

we should set chat to wumbo

[languid grove]

HEY

WATCH YOUR FACKING LANGUAGE

[cobalt wasp]

am i allowed to enchant peoples items here?

[indigo hull]

no

[cobalt wasp]

:(

[bleak warren]

i remember you've already done that and already been told to only type in english

[cobalt wasp]

there should be a enchanting table chat tbh

[indigo hull]

why?

you would be the only one using it in this case

[cobalt wasp]

fun

[tropic palm]

absolutely welcome!

[uncut briar]

[languid grove]

For why

[cobalt wasp]

so i can enchant peoples items

[languid grove]

So essentially roleplay?

[cobalt wasp]

ima make a discord dedicated to that

[indigo hull]

when does a bit stop being funny?

[uncut briar]

😭 😭 😭

[bleak warren]

ohhh darn it. roleplay is against the rules.

[uncut briar]

Is it actually

[rotund mason]

True...

[elfin wing]

MESA HEIRLOOM GOT LEAKED??

[bleak warren]

yes

[rotund mason]

Yes, it is against the rules

[uncut briar]

Ok

I love how everyone’s looking but not typing anything

[bleak warren]

i'm looking at two other things that ain't this chat also

[uncut briar]

[rotund mason]

Hru though

[gritty temple]

Meoooooow ^.^

[bleak warren]

groovy

how's it Kenning

[rotund mason]

Good, made some desserts (non-baked ones mmm)

[gritty temple]

Daily reminder!!

Please unclench your jaw

[upbeat breach]

Ow

[upbeat breach]

But
I'm eating :<

[gritty temple]

Tsk tsk your can clench your jaw when eating silly

[upbeat breach]

Pancake 🤤

[west lintel]

Waffle

[jade sail]

waffle

[gritty temple]

I’m eating sausage and biscuit but one of the biscuits halves is too hard to chew

[uncut briar]

Jollof rice

[upbeat breach]

Add water

[gritty temple]

True ….

[west lintel]

How's the sausage? Plus the white stuff? (Milk)...

[gritty temple]

I don’t got any milk I’m drinking water like the founding fathers intended

[west lintel]

Ah yes...

[upbeat breach]

Clearly someone didn't read the constitution, everyone knows they intended for all americans to drink the blessed Dr. Pepper

[fathom idol]

Yo

[west lintel]

Butter dog.

[upbeat breach]

Anywho back to work i go cyall :p

[jade sail]

buhbye

[indigo hull]

and yet i bet you dont own a musket for home defense

[west lintel]

Dog with the butter

[gritty temple]

I have a crappy sword is that good enough

[indigo hull]

sure

[west lintel]

Butter dog

[west lintel]

Egg

Egg

Egg

[bright mica]

I’m eepy…

[west lintel]

[bright mica]

What did I do? I just said I’m eepy

Uruueueueueeu

[west lintel]

Wide load!

[jade sail]

wide load comin through

[bright mica]

Anyway I will go to eep

[bleak warren]

good night

[west lintel]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[jade sail]

eeping

[dreamy knoll]

🫴

[bleak warren]

pizza time

[west lintel]

insert pizza theme here

[bleak warren]

i heard there was a tower

[indigo hull]

I did not care for Pizza Tower

great game but could not get the controls down if my life depended on it

alright bro

[bleak warren]

no jokes about that here

[west lintel]

[hot magnet]

Someone made a joke about one specific day in September?

[indigo hull]

yeah

[quiet isle]

Wait, did the stream happen yesterday?

[bleak warren]

yeah, try not to mention it yourself

[quiet isle]

Because it never showed up for me

[hot magnet]

I don’t make those jokes

[indigo hull]

still its a not a topic for this place in general

[bleak warren]

yes

[indigo hull]

(despite the place being called general)

[bleak warren]

generally

[west lintel]

Definitely did not try to make a joke about it.

[bleak warren]

bro thinks i can't read

[quiet isle]

Then why did it never appear for mr?

[hot magnet]

I know that. I don’t make those kinds of jokes