general

[steady owl]

Fujimoto is getting the Geoff Keighley and David Baszucki treatment 😭

They’re actually summoning demons to kill him

[upbeat copper]

It's 12:36 pm and 6:36 am

[indigo hull]

Time zones are just a construct by big time to steal your free time

[rich sentinel]

I love track but sometimes i just wanna sit at home and be a fat chud

[rich sentinel]

Cst ❤️‍🩹

[upbeat copper]

Blowing you up

[oak ibex]

[upbeat copper]

Scotland

[rich sentinel]

[rich sentinel]

[upbeat copper]

Hello everyone it is me, John Pepsi, I am here to tell you about my new product, Pepsi Pineapple

[oak ibex]

I got food if y’all want some just line up here 👇

[upbeat copper]

And remember to boil your Pepsi before drinking it

[rich sentinel]

Pineapple Pepsi ❌️
Pepsi pineapple ✅️

[indigo hull]

The pine of apples

[upbeat copper]

Pepsi infused pineapples

[real python]

Is it someone's birthday

I forgot whos it was I just know its somebodies

[upbeat copper]

Apparently omars

[oak ibex]

[real python]

It's been Omar's for like 3 days 😭

[upbeat copper]

Yes but every day is Omar's birthday

[indigo hull]

The birthday never ends

[rich sentinel]

Mines 10 months away so its basically mine

[upbeat copper]

January?

[steady owl]

This reminded me of this horrendous sticker I have, hang on

[rich sentinel]

Yes

[upbeat copper]

ME TOO!!

[rich sentinel]

YOOOO

[indigo hull]

Is it really worth it?

[upbeat copper]

January 15th

[oak ibex]

That’s fireee

[upbeat copper]

Banger sticker

[rich sentinel]

YOO IM THE 14TH

[upbeat copper]

YOOOOOOO

[rotund mason]

Explosive diarrhea

[upbeat copper]

I share a birthday with MLK jr

[rich sentinel]

I share a birthday with

[oak ibex]

Can I get some Pepsi max?

[upbeat copper]

My grandpa

[rich sentinel]

Uh idk

[gritty temple]

I share a birthday with Joseph Joestar and Bruno Buccirati

[upbeat copper]

Banger

[rotund mason]

That's cool

[gritty temple]

It’s all I could ever wish for

[rotund mason]

I wonder whos birthday is in October in JJBA

[oak ibex]

I share a birthday with this old ahh lady

[indigo hull]

You share your birthday with the Great Molasses Flood

[gritty temple]

I think Dio maybe I forgot

[oak ibex]

Ay my month is oct

[upbeat copper]

I share a birthday with kenzou from stone ocean

[indigo hull]

I share mine with Morgan Freeman

And the Prince Napoleon died on it in 1879

[upbeat copper]

-# the fucking what

[gritty temple]

Sending Jolyne to get you

[upbeat copper]

NOOO IM NOT KENZOU

[rich sentinel]

I mean i share a birthday with dave grohl

[indigo hull]

Ok so one day in Boston in 1919 a large container of molasses being used for alcohol bursted open and flooded most of the north end of the city

[gritty temple]

I share a birthday with the formation of the axis powers apparently

[indigo hull]

Big oof

[rotund mason]

No, 3 part 7 characters' birthdays are October. The closest one being Dr. Ferdinand, whose is 18th of October (I'm 21st)

[upbeat copper]

Unfortunate day to be born bro

[gritty temple]

I see I see

[gritty temple]

My grandpa’s might be a worse date which I imagine I cannot say here

[rotund mason]

Ringo Roadagain and Gaucho share the same birthday, that being 30th of October

[languid jackal]

Yay albina and callisto as faust and hong lu

[rich sentinel]

What i wanna know

[upbeat copper]

April 20th?

[gritty temple]

It’s also in September is all I’m going to say. I never forget his birthday tho !

[indigo hull]

I just call it weed day

[rich sentinel]

Ohh

[upbeat copper]

Ah..

[rich sentinel]

I have a friend born that day

[rotund mason]

I do know I share the same birthday with Carrie Fischer

[indigo hull]

Remember it as the day the Atari 2600 launched

[gritty temple]

Off topic but this breakfast sandwich is so tasty

[indigo hull]

That day in 1977

[upbeat copper]

I share a birthday with Pitbull...

[gritty temple]

I just saw a cute little crow outside

[indigo hull]

I also share mine with Brigham Young apparently

[upbeat copper]

CAW CAW CAW

[rich sentinel]

I think i share a birthday with slick rick

[gritty temple]

I need to bring them treats and start an army

[upbeat copper]

SLICK RICK

[rich sentinel]

That's just my dog mb

[gritty temple]

I love the internet sm because any question I have no matter how specific or bizarre has somehow already been asked by somebody else

I was wondering if it’s illegal to teach crows to fetch money

[indigo hull]

And somehow someone will have an answer for it

[upbeat copper]

Bizarre.... Like....

JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURES

[gritty temple]

[upbeat copper]

[gritty temple]

Hitting u with my lil kitty paws

[upbeat copper]

Blowing you up with my blowy-uppy mind powers

[gritty temple]

AAAAAAA

[upbeat copper]

Boom!

[gritty temple]

I can’t wait to play Outlast Trials all day again instead of being productive >:33 muehehehehee

Lazy bnuy

[upbeat copper]

Edible bnuy

[gritty temple]

I am made of taffy

[indigo hull]

Anything is edible if you’re brave enough

[real python]

True

[upbeat copper]

Or stupid enough

[gritty temple]

Mmmm, FE BREEZE air freshener 🤤/ref

[real python]

I like to eat Cinder blocks

[indigo hull]

I mean I accidentally drank window cleaner once

[upbeat copper]

I actually use that as a perfume

[indigo hull]

When I was like a toddler

[upbeat copper]

Mf got a stomach of titanium

How the fuck are you not dead

[gritty temple]

[indigo hull]

I really don’t know

I actually never got told much about that event

[upbeat copper]

Yeah because I'm broke and can't afford perfumes

[real python]

If you have no deodorant and don't have time to go to the store. Trust me it works

[gritty temple]

Fair nuff

[upbeat copper]

I will always have deodorant

[real python]

Spray that shit on your clothes and your fine

At least until you have time to get some

Stat boost

[indigo hull]

Oh wait I forgot Didius Julianus also died on my bday

193 AD

[upbeat copper]

I bathe in liquid deodorant frfr

[real python]

I LOVE ZELDA SHRINE GRINDING I TOTALLY DON'T WANNA DIE RN

[upbeat copper]

If daylight savings didn't exist, this statement would not be true

[indigo hull]

Completely different calendars

Actually we didn’t adopt the Modern Calendar until like 1582 or so

[upbeat copper]

Shhhhh

Let me appear smart

[indigo hull]

Ok

[upbeat copper]

It's all I have

[indigo hull]

Turns out a lot more notables people died on my birthday than I though

[upbeat copper]

OH OH OH I GET MY NAILS DONE TODAY IM SO EXCITED

[elfin abyss]

good morning chat

[upbeat copper]

Happy birthday and goob morning

[elfin abyss]

look at me i got a cool looking name lol

[elfin abyss]

thank you!!

[upbeat copper]

Stray kids fan

My sister would love you

She's obsessed with them

[elfin abyss]

....
how... did you figure that out?

[real python]

Happy birthday human

[elfin abyss]

you just read my mind?

oh

[upbeat copper]

Yes definitely

I used my mind powers

[elfin abyss]

oh yeah i forgot about that

[elfin abyss]

thank you human

[upbeat copper]

Shh that message doesn't exist

I used my mind powers

[elfin abyss]

yeah no the silly just used mind reading powers totally

[upbeat copper]

I'm so silly and whimsical that my detective powers have become superhuman

[indigo hull]

Oh so you’re a detective?

Tell me who Jack the Ripper was the

[upbeat copper]

I am now

[upbeat copper]

He was jack the ripper

[indigo hull]

Ah yes my mistake

[burnt merlin]

[upbeat copper]

[indigo hull]

You clearly are better than Sherlock Holmes

[upbeat copper]

Yes I know I know

This is me btw if you een curr frl

[upbeat copper]

Yes yes

I feel so sigma!

[upbeat copper]

That's literally me how did you find my photo

[burnt merlin]

Don't worry about it

[upbeat copper]

[burnt merlin]

[upbeat copper]

[upbeat copper]

You seem like you licked frogs as a kid

[burnt merlin]

[burnt merlin]

WHAT

[upbeat copper]

[burnt merlin]

Okay but didn't we all

[upbeat copper]

And chewed on rocks

And burned ants with a magnifying glass

[burnt merlin]

Minerals are tasty tho!1!

[upbeat copper]

Like a bully

[burnt merlin]

I burned leafs

[upbeat copper]

You ant bully

How dare you bully those ants

[burnt merlin]

I have never bullied any ants

[indigo hull]

if all dogs go to heaven, then do all ants go to ant farms?

[upbeat copper]

Blowing you up

💥

[burnt merlin]

Blowing you up²

[upbeat copper]

Meow meow meow

[elfin abyss]

im editing together a cool video rn so

not speaking in here as much....

[upbeat copper]

Ooo what is it about

[elfin abyss]

its a skit show thing called mega meme movie

[upbeat copper]

Oooo

[elfin abyss]

i can put it in self promo later when its done

[upbeat copper]

Oki

[elfin abyss]

you know... i WOULD send screenshots and stuff of mmm but... i dont have image perms yet aaaaaaa

[upbeat copper]

Aw

[upbeat copper]

Do /dd balance rq

[proper peak]

My cats are at it again

Pissing everywhere

[upbeat copper]

Stealing your cats

My cats now

[proper peak]

You’d be doing me a favor

[upbeat copper]

Gimme gimme gimme

[proper peak]

All they do with their pastime atp is piss everywhere

[upbeat copper]

[proper peak]

Still want them?

[indigo hull]

must be the champions of Big Bill Hell's Challenge Pissing

[upbeat copper]

That's why we potty train indoor animals

[proper peak]

Yeah they already were

[upbeat copper]

[upbeat copper]

And yes I'll still take them

[proper peak]

I hope this passes quickly

[elfin abyss]

846 dd

[upbeat copper]

Unfortunate

[upbeat copper]

If you afk in the server vc you can gain dd passively I'm pretty sure

[elfin abyss]

oh?

ok then i guess i'll try that while editing the vid

[indigo hull]

yeah VCs contribute towards dd

[upbeat copper]

I'm not 100% confident in that but I heard it works

[proper peak]

Fr? Wasn’t that way last I checked

But last time I checked was like a year ago

[upbeat copper]

Yeah I think it does, but I'm not completely sure

[proper peak]

I see

[upbeat copper]

Dd is gained through text chat, voice chat, and server events

And birthdays

[proper peak]

Don’t you also get a ton when you post art in the art channel

I think it’s like 100

[upbeat copper]

Maybe idk

I'll check

[upbeat copper]

I only got like 30

25 or sum

[indigo hull]

ehh

still a decent boost ngl

[proper peak]

Still more than from a regular chat

[upbeat copper]

Yeah

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[upbeat copper]

Boop

[narrow atlas]

Hair cleaned
Anything cool happening?

[steady owl]

Oof emergency warning issued for my area

[upbeat copper]

Just discussing doug dollars

[steady owl]

Actual glorpshit

[upbeat copper]

Blowing up whatever is severe enough to be an emergency warning with my mind

No need to thank me

[indigo hull]

detonating a small nuke in the eye of a storm could cause it to dissipate

[upbeat copper]

No nuke needed, I'll do it with my brain

[indigo hull]

oh you can blow up pancakes with your mind

sweet

[upbeat copper]

Yeah I can also blow YOU up with my mind

💥

[indigo hull]

good thing im indestructible

[upbeat copper]

Erm... un-indestructibles you

[south raven]

[upbeat copper]

Blowing it up with my mind

[south raven]

Every time

[upbeat copper]

Bnuy is evil

[south raven]

I gotta try not getting blown up so often

[steady owl]

I think blowing up a cyclone would be a bad idea

[elfin abyss]

i come back to see whats happening and yall are blowing stuff up with your mind what is going on

[upbeat copper]

Don't worry... I got this

[upbeat copper]

I'm combustion man from avatar tla

[elfin abyss]

lol what

[upbeat copper]

Only cool people would know what I'm talking about

[elfin abyss]

[upbeat copper]

Avatar the last Airbender is secretly my entire personality (I'm being dead serious)

[elfin abyss]

[upbeat copper]

Ahhh I'm spooked

I'm watching scary ghost videos

I don't do good with scary

[elfin abyss]

[south raven]

Happy birth?

Omar still has his so I'm not sure anymore

[upbeat copper]

You only get one SMALL boom

[elfin abyss]

no its my birthday

my day of birth

[south raven]

D: I didn't do nothin

[south raven]

Happy day birth

[upbeat copper]

You are bnuy

bnuy evil!

[elfin abyss]

i mean... its also my status so

[upbeat copper]

Meow meow meow

[south raven]

It would take too long to read every status i come across

But yes that is true

[upbeat copper]

Ahhhhhh I'm sleepy

[south raven]

Get some sleeps then

[upbeat copper]

Mmm I'm gonna blow you up one more time before I do

💥

Gn chat

[south raven]

[elfin abyss]

night night
(its morning for me lol)

[vagrant scarab]

Good afternoon.

[lusty gorge]

Red birthday

[pliant flame]

How's everybody today?

[indigo hull]

Pretty chill

[rich sentinel]

Good

[pliant flame]

Any odd plans anybody is thinking of starting today?

Actually, that question seemed abit too specific

My apologies

[urban valve]

Yes

[pliant flame]

I'm in abit of a trance

[pliant flame]

Reading a thick book, writing a few letters or perhaps something else?

[indigo hull]

Actually that reminds me now

I should read Moby Dick

I’ve had it for years and never bothered to read it

[pliant flame]

Should probably give it a shot, I've had a few creative kicks out of it

[indigo hull]

I’ve read fully about the event that inspired Melville to write it

The ramming and sinking of the whaler Essex

[pliant flame]

Mhm

I thought of diving head first into the bonfire that being Hindu religious history

[indigo hull]

That would be interesting

[pliant flame]

It's a wide big ol' thing to tackle given I've done reading on Jainism, Buddhism, Islam, Christianity and the list goes on

I am very well invested into this kind of hobby

[indigo hull]

Theology can be fun

[pliant flame]

It sure is, really gives you a perspective on the views of many devoted people

And how they see the world in general, religious or otherwise

[indigo hull]

Indeed

[lusty gorge]

GlaggleShitter

[pliant flame]

I nearly spat out my water upon reading that shit

[wary tree]

How long does it usually take for vods to come out

[steady drum]

I was doing hunger games

check #photos-and-videos just this is silly af

[indigo hull]

It’s all shits and Glaggles until someone Glaggles and shits

[lusty gorge]

How are you broblinskimatorinator

[torn elbow]

What even is a glaggle

[indigo hull]

Chill

[lusty gorge]

That's cool

[potent needle]

🦭

[compact sky]

what is up my original gangsters

[lusty gorge]

The dog

[torn elbow]

My fault keep it moving

[torn elbow]

Feels good to be a gangsta

[indigo hull]

Man I hope they stop Dropkicking Murphy

dude’s been through enough

[torn elbow]

[floral badge]

feels good to be a gangsta hehe 🐷

[torn elbow]

Feels good to be a winner

[pliant flame]

Feels good to be a 食̶͆̔͂̋料̴̒̆͗̓調̴̋͗̒̀達̷͂̈́͊̐

[torn elbow]

My spring break finally starts after school today

I get 9 days off

[ripe idol]

Seesmees

[ripe idol]

WHAT IS THAT BRO😭😭🙏🙏

You going nowhere in life

😭🙏

[torn elbow]

Where is chat bro

[thin prairie]

Unnecessary

[pliant flame]

Everybody says "What da dawg doin"
But nobody thought about "What da car doin"

[indigo hull]

I would hope the car is running

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[finite cedar]

You better go catch it then

[pliant flame]

Reminder: Always keep your car fuelled on the nip

[thin prairie]

You probably should catch it

[rotund mason]

Priest

[narrow atlas]

Kennedy

[rotund mason]

How are you

[narrow atlas]

Decent. Skipping school today, so I’m on break
Wbu

[finite cedar]

That’s basically what i said?

[rotund mason]

Nice
Had leftover lunch

[thin prairie]

No
You specifically

[finite cedar]

You have me lost

[thin prairie]

You the beetle
Should chase the car

[rotund mason]

Get a pokéball out

[finite cedar]

Mmm, dont wanna

[indigo hull]

Volkswagen Beetle?

[thin prairie]

There's a bat inside

[finite cedar]

I already have one. They are falling asleep on me

[rotund mason]

No chance Spider

Alr you're being sent to chase the car

[thin prairie]

Nah I'mma let it crash

[rotund mason]

💔

[thin prairie]

[urban valve]

👾

[dreamy knoll]

Rib

[urban valve]

My name is retep and I am evil

[grizzled sundial]

Hello!! Jimmy chat!!

[urban valve]

👋

[rotund mason]

Neptune

[thin prairie]

[grizzled sundial]

Haiiii Kennedy

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍍

[grizzled sundial]

Haiiii hondon :)

[rotund mason]

How've you been

[thin prairie]

Hello

[grizzled sundial]

I am gooood I’m waiting for the finale of frieren season 2 to drop right nowww and after im gonna go catch up on JJK culling games part 2 :3 what about youuu?

[rotund mason]

Nice
Not bad I suppose

[grizzled sundial]

Mhmmm :)

[rotund mason]

👍

[cobalt wasp]

@indigo hull CAN I TURN YOU INTO SAND AGAIN

[indigo hull]

no and frankly im sick of it

[cobalt wasp]

ok

[indigo hull]

i dont like sand

its coarse, rough, and it gets everywhere

[cobalt wasp]

you cab ignore me now :)

[cobalt wasp]

i hate sand

[indigo hull]

see now i just said all that to expose sand deniers

[finite cedar]

Calling you “Ani” like Jar Jar Binks from now on

[indigo hull]

my profile was Anakin Skywalker years ago

like 2023

[finite cedar]

I remember changing mine to a b-1 battle droid when i was disassociating

[rotund mason]

I use to have MK pfps

[indigo hull]

before that i was Kenny McCormick from South Park

[finite cedar]

Now you have a gigglesona

[rotund mason]

I did have JJBA pfps much before, then it was One Piece

Then Dragon Ball, then MK

Then it was OPM

[ripe idol]

There’s a Maxwell sticker!?!?!?

[rotund mason]

Then pfps of wrestlers, and finally JJBA pfps again

[finite cedar]

[indigo hull]

always has been

[finite cedar]

Fact checked by real maxwells

[urban valve]

Double Maxwell

[lusty gorge]

Holy shart
New sacrifice!

[indigo hull]

Double Maxwell across the sky

[rotund mason]

Wowza

[finite cedar]

Double rainbow all the way

[finite cedar]

[rotund mason]

Heavy Weather? Or Catch the Rainbow?

[finite cedar]

Weather report?

[rotund mason]

Heavy Weather is Weather Reports sort of more powerful form, and rainbows appear

And turns people into snails

[finite cedar]

Idk i like catch the rainbow more

[indigo hull]

see this is why i still have trouble getting into JJBA

[rotund mason]

Fair, Catch the Rainbow is a damn good stand

[finite cedar]

I thought heavy weather was just the name of the ability

[thin prairie]

Gotta love rainbows

🏳️‍🌈

[rotund mason]

I see it more of a stronger form of Weather Report

It is an ability, but I see it as a stronger form

Alr now what if instead of Weather Report

It was Cloudy Anchorman

And instead of changing the weather, it reports on the weather

[finite cedar]

And instead of being a stand it was just a guy

[thin prairie]

🧍

[finite cedar]

And he wore boots that made em a foot taller

[thin prairie]

Just a guy

[rotund mason]

Fire

And what if instead of Catch the Rainbow, it was Follow a Thunderstorm

And instead of moving from raindrop to raindrop, you get struck by lightning and die

[finite cedar]

And its one of those storm chasing vans

[rotund mason]

😭

[thin prairie]

😭 I'm sorry what

[rotund mason]

Do you know Catch the Rainbows ability

[indigo hull]

i think there were like two Roman emperors who died this way

[rotund mason]

You're right

[thin prairie]

No

[finite cedar]

One of them died from glep

[indigo hull]

ok yeah Carus was one of them (though given he was one of the Crisis of the 3rd Century emperors its more likely he was killed by the Praetorians or another usurper)

[rotund mason]

In summary, the user can move exceptionally fast from raindrop to raindrop, plus using the raindrops as an offensive capability too (I think, for the offense)

[thin prairie]

Interesting

[indigo hull]

i'd like to believe it was Caligula

[finite cedar]

Unrelated, but i love the word usurper

[indigo hull]

oh wait no im wrong

[rotund mason]

I think it was probably Caesar himself

[rotund mason]

Wasn't it?

[indigo hull]

it was Romulus Agustulus

[rotund mason]

Oooh, Romulus

[indigo hull]

traditionally considered the Last Western Roman Emperor when he was usurped in 476

[ripe idol]

Doesn’t everyone love Maxwell

[rotund mason]

Oh right yeah

[ripe idol]

Hes just too silly

[indigo hull]

unless you're one of those Julius Nepos believers

[finite cedar]

I think just playing through warframe and hearing how the last orokin call you usurper with this nasty tone made me love being called that

I need to overthrow something important so i can wear that title i think

It feels made for me and i have to wear it in

[native geyser]

yoooo

[rotund mason]

Explosion

[native geyser]

boomba

[finite cedar]

Why do people even say that

[indigo hull]

it causes a random planet somewhere in the universe to explode

[uncut briar]

It causes uranus to explode

[stiff edge]

Its ma birthday

[rotund mason]

What does it even mean is what I'm wondering

[uncut briar]

Cakes and candles 🎉

[indigo hull]

the cake is a lie

[rotund mason]

Happy birthday

[finite cedar]

The companion cube is real at least

[indigo hull]

i think the biggest shock for HL3 would be them finding a way to introduce Chell

[river spindle]

What is up tuffy wuffys

[indigo hull]

HL2:E2 and Portal 2 both revealed that they were set in the same universe

[finite cedar]

My friend was streaming portal once and it was his first playthrough and i got him really attached to the cube and told him it was me and then it was really dramatic when he had to sacrifice me

[rotund mason]

😭

That's some level of emotional manipulation

[indigo hull]

devious

[finite cedar]

Im very convincing i think

I don’t really do much other than ask

[rotund mason]

Fair

I just observe until I can finalize on it

[finite cedar]

I think maybe i accidentally give my friends a brain worm that makes them like me lots and makes me seem very agreeable

[rotund mason]

But all I do is observe 💔

Since I'm indecisive

[karmic shell]

holy evil

[rotund mason]

Goddamn

[indigo hull]

plague inc neurax worm

[karmic shell]

bub virus

[rotund mason]

Beetlinus Bubacodus

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[finite cedar]

I think Ani has the early stages of the Bub worm

(I gotta call glaggle “Ani” like jar jar binks)

[burnt merlin]

huh whuh

[rotund mason]

Lol

[karmic shell]

revival

[rotund mason]

Not you Aniidah

[finite cedar]

Different ani

[burnt merlin]

oooh

alright bye

[rotund mason]

There goes Aniiduh

[indigo hull]

mfs be like "i know a spot" and then show you an absolute behemoth of an abandoned mining site

yeah living in Appalachia means you're secretly surrounding by abandoned tunnels

[finite cedar]

Living in Appalachia means AAAA

[indigo hull]

people also don't want you to know it but we also have ghost towns around here too

similar circumstances so boom towns out west

[rotund mason]

What's Appalachia like?

[finite cedar]

AAAAA

[indigo hull]

nothing like the movies

beautiful scenery

[rotund mason]

What's AAAAAAAA

[finite cedar]

[rotund mason]

That must be nice

[indigo hull]

its a nice backdrop on whats an economically destitute region

[languid grove]

[rotund mason]

Oh wow

[narrow atlas]

Hillbilly’s seem fun to fuck with if they wouldn’t shoot you

[languid grove]

I’m so eepy

[indigo hull]

add that with the continued drug epidemic plaguing the region and you arent half wrong

[rotund mason]

I use to know a Hillbilly

They were not bad

But eesh

I felt some sort of racial undertones when talking to them

[finite cedar]

Its fine if you’re not like in their yard. Really depends on where you meet them

[indigo hull]

i haven't seen it myself but it can definitely vary on where you are

[finite cedar]

The best way to experience a hillbilly is if they are a family friend honestly

[indigo hull]

its fun though to peek into an abandoned mineshaft every once and a while

i know of several just in my area alone

oldest of them having been abandoned since i think the 1930s

the actual site itself is long underwater but there's an alternative portal tucked away in a little valley

across from it used to be the fan house

[finite cedar]

Ifs just like minecraft

[indigo hull]

yeah but in minecraft there's no gravity

at least that affects stone

[finite cedar]

I was about to be like “yes it does theres fall damage and stuff” but u meant blocks lol

[indigo hull]

yeah you have to either be stupid or have a death wish to just walk into a mine that hasn't been used in nearly a century

let alone one thats partially flooded

[finite cedar]

Ive been in a mine before but it was guided

[indigo hull]

there's like two exhibition coal mines around me

haven't been to either of them

[finite cedar]

The one i was in was a gold mine

[indigo hull]

oh sick

i mean they did consider coal to be the black gold at one point

i live near what was historically one of the best coal veins in the world

now its a ghost town

[urban valve]

T^3

Damn alright no love to tung tung tung sahur

[thin prairie]

Did you know

[ripe idol]

I want it to be Monday. It’s the whole reason I joined this server

For YLYL

[ripe idol]

What

[indigo hull]

1987 was the year that

[ripe idol]

[thin prairie]

Wrong

The soup man is what

[indigo hull]

Souper Man

his power is soup

[thin prairie]

No
The soup man

He steals your soup

[indigo hull]

bruh my soup

[humble marten]

Blows up soup with mind

[upbeat copper]

HEY THE BLOWING STUFF UP WITH MIND IS MY THING

Grrr

[indigo hull]

like zoinks scoob

you gotta run before she blows you up

[upbeat copper]

I'm gonna blow up the earth

[indigo hull]

cant i eated it

[humble marten]

That’s not a chill thing to do

[upbeat copper]

I'm angr

[indigo hull]

but what if it came with a free ice cream of your choice?

[humble marten]

Ehhh maybe. Depends on the flavor

[indigo hull]

its your choice of flavor

[humble marten]

Yeah

[cobalt wasp]

Yummy cat

Kermie :)

[upbeat copper]

Do not the cat

[ripe idol]

Do not the horse

[coral token]

Easter? I hardly know her

[whole lance]

Last man on earth mentioned

[obtuse marten]

They put elastic on my two front teeth to close my gap

[narrow atlas]

Were you able to bite the dentists?

[woven flicker]

🦖

[obtuse marten]

No I didn't I have nice dentists

[narrow atlas]

Fake news

[urban valve]

I just downloaded Fortnite mobile on pure cellular data

[obtuse marten]

What's the matter with you

[twin lake]

[indigo hull]

Garfwyr

[twin lake]

Ys

[jovial carbon]

Do you guys like twenty one pilots

[twin lake]

Havent listened to them since middle school

Guess ill go fuck myself

[urban valve]

Nice

[cobalt wasp]

No, i turned you into sand

For 67 days

[reef zealot]

[indigo hull]

if you drink enough monster you turn into one

actually i wouldnt know ive never had it

[gritty temple]

Hallo frens

[reef zealot]

Yayy

[dreamy knoll]

Hru

[dreamy knoll]

you

[reef zealot]

Im good
Wbuu

[gritty temple]

Owe

[dreamy knoll]

Screaming inside due something that just happened but i wont say here

[dreamy knoll]

Your going to get 500 cookies

[gritty temple]

Meow :3

[proper peak]

Fuh I didn’t know jjk s3 was already over

[reef zealot]

aw
i hope you feel better soon

[dreamy knoll]

I will when i calm down

[zenith charm]

Hello

[woven flicker]

Rib

[woven flicker]

Veemo

[woven flicker]

Tiff

[dreamy knoll]

What stinky

[reef zealot]

hi

[woven flicker]

Hru

[woven flicker]

Hru

[reef zealot]

im alright

wbu

[woven flicker]

Could be better

[urban valve]

Hm

[dreamy knoll]

Not great

[woven flicker]

🫂🦖

[bleak warren]

🫂

[woven flicker]

Hru

[urban valve]

Blehh

I’m dead

[bleak warren]

rip

[bleak warren]

rib turn the b around

[woven flicker]

Frickin rip

[bleak warren]

rip

[dreamy knoll]

For smudge and omar

[indigo hull]

smaug

[formal yarrow]

YOU

[indigo hull]

sorry i've been waiting too long for that one

[bleak warren]

greg mann

[indigo hull]

hey thats Gregg with three G's

[bleak warren]

greggg's

[dreamy knoll]

🫴

[bleak warren]

KIRBO

[woven flicker]

So bored rn

[dreamy knoll]

Enjoy the poyo

[zenith charm]

Kiby

[indigo hull]

Kirby getting funky

[formal yarrow]

YOU! 🫵

[woven flicker]

M-me?

[formal yarrow]

It’s me Cindy

[urban valve]

It’s almost April fools

[bleak warren]

dino dude

[thin prairie]

Mmm greggs
Might get some greggs while out

[urban valve]

I’m excited

[woven flicker]

What’s up?

[bleak warren]

just saying hi

[woven flicker]

No you’re rib

[indigo hull]

will you be the fool of april?

[thin prairie]

HOW DO YOU STILL HAVE THE BIRTHDAY ROLE

[woven flicker]

🫂🦖

[woven flicker]

Hru?

[bleak warren]

btw saw you saying you weren't cool stop lyin homie

[woven flicker]

I don’t even know at this point

[languid grove]

No he needs to know what is up, his huge dinosaur eyebrows doesn’t allow him to see up

[formal yarrow]

Goooood you?

[woven flicker]

😭

[languid grove]

[formal yarrow]

Turns out I made my brother obsessed with punisher in marvel rivals 😭😭😭

[zenith charm]

Dinosaurs have eyebrows?

[coral token]

@nova bobcat remove this foes bday role pwease

[woven flicker]

Rika that’s not how it works 😭😭😭

[woven flicker]

I was playing recently

[bleak warren]

lol i sent a message in mod chat at the same time

[small ingot]

my friend with Fortnite autism has been freaking the fuck out

[coral token]

annie

we're twins!

[formal yarrow]

Cool!!!

[woven flicker]

Could be better

[indigo hull]

are you ok?

[bleak warren]

twinsies

gurlfrens

[dreamy knoll]

Smudge guess wut

[woven flicker]

Yuh

[bleak warren]

wut

[coral token]

if you didn't watch the parent trap...

you're done for

[small ingot]

[bleak warren]

that's a classic

[indigo hull]

its been a bit since i've last watched it

[woven flicker]

Bleh

[indigo hull]

i have seen it before

[bleak warren]

the kip!

[zenith charm]

Eto?

[zenith charm]

Mudkip the goat

[woven flicker]

🦖🫳🍎::🍓🍊🍋

[bleak warren]

thank u 4 fruts

[indigo hull]

Pac-Man

[coral token]

take the grapes out

[bleak warren]

more grapes for me

nooooo my grapes 😭

[coral token]

i WILL DO EVERYTHING FOR PAKISTAN

GRAAPE GRAAPE

[languid grove]

It 100% is

[prime canopy]

You still have the birthday role

[coral token]

I WILL BE A PILOT!

GRAAAPEE

[zenith charm]

👀

[coral token]

IN A MINUTE

[dreamy knoll]

U been mudkip'd

[woven flicker]

😭

[indigo hull]

alright Grug calm down

[bleak warren]

indeed

[woven flicker]

I can look up

I should practice

I have a saxophone

[indigo hull]

what type?

[coral token]

saxophone kind

[zenith charm]

Did you just jugged a band director?

[bleak warren]

saxamophoner

[indigo hull]

well I figured the saxophone would be made out of saxophone

[woven flicker]

Alto

[bleak warren]

i thought it was made out of saxo foam

[indigo hull]

dude same

[woven flicker]

It was my grandpas from Mexico

[torn elbow]

I thought it was made out of saxo iphones

[indigo hull]

i bought mine for middle school band

[languid grove]

[indigo hull]

then quit band after 8th grade

[languid grove]

BWEHHHH

[indigo hull]

and i haven't touched it since

[bleak warren]

saxophone is not very good phone. can't make calls, can't play games

[woven flicker]

No smudge it’s a para since it can communicate via sound

[torn elbow]

I beg to differ

[zenith charm]

But it sounds great

[bleak warren]

it do

[woven flicker]

Roar

[zenith charm]

Mmmm... RAR

[indigo hull]

there was a Game Boy Color addon that was meant to help sedate people for surgery

Nintendo really was just throwing shit at the wall by that point

[bleak warren]

damn does that work

getting high on game boy

[indigo hull]

i dont think it made it beyond prototypes

[languid grove]

So close to being on half term for 2 weeks…

[torn elbow]

That’s a crazy statement

[languid grove]

[pliant flame]

Saxophones always put me in a trance, something about slow jazz just makes me literally enter 3rd person view Irl

[zenith charm]

You said that until one day you need to make a surgery and you have nothing but a gameboy

[indigo hull]

it also had a sewing machine attachment

[floral badge]

Ello chat

[indigo hull]

came with a game cartridge to that allowed you to select multiple patterns

[zenith charm]

See, that also can help you with a surgery... well at least to end it.

[zenith charm]

Hello

[coral token]

easter

i hardly know her

[indigo hull]

ok so i went back to the video i found this in and it looked something like a snorkel with headphones

[zenith charm]

You hardly know Easter? Here it's like an important celebration, we call it "Semana Santa", like Holy Week

There are these strange, sinister, super-Catholic horseback processions.

[coral token]

how about you pass away

❤️

[bleak warren]

💀

that's crazy

[coral token]

don't try to get popped

i slept 6 hours

don't try me 👺

[bleak warren]

He rose on the third day, and that's why a bunny hides chocolate eggs

[zenith charm]

Is it even worth trying?

[indigo hull]

because we all know bunnies lay eggs

[coral token]

mmmmmmmmmm

cohcolet

🍫

[indigo hull]

humans once again making legendary food discovery

greatest thing since we learned fermentation

[coral token]

i haven't had a chocolate bar in like months

🙁

[bleak warren]

i know some people who hate chocolate

[coral token]

and they are bitter and sad

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍫

[bleak warren]

my wife is not bitter and sad

[indigo hull]

its definitely not everyones thing

[coral token]

youe wife is a doppleganger

[bleak warren]

????

[indigo hull]

like dark chocolate

i like it but i know plenty of people who hate it

[zenith charm]

I was never a fan of dark chocolate, but white chocolate doesn't exactly thrill me either. Milk chocolate is my favorite.

[zenith charm]

Its flavor is too strong for me 😖

I'm weak

[slender radish]

I like mint and dark chocolate stuff

[indigo hull]

its not that

dark chocolate contains much more cocoa and less sugar and milk

hence why its more bitter

[woven flicker]

Huh

[zenith charm]

Never tried that one, I guess It's more common over there, also... is it your birthday?

[indigo hull]

the bitterness is entirely based on the percentage of cocoa used

[slender radish]

Ya

[coral token]

don't come near me if you don't like at least 1 kind of chocolate

[zenith charm]

Happy Birthday!

[coral token]

you're not welcome

[slender radish]

Thanks you

[indigo hull]

i dont like white chocolate

[pliant flame]

I am a chocolate and cheese enthusiast

[woven flicker]

Happy birthday

[indigo hull]

then mix the two

[pliant flame]

Same, too sweet for my taste

[coral token]

more white chocolate for me.

weirdos.

[coral token]

🏃‍♂️‍➡️

[indigo hull]

then im taking all your dark chocolate

[pliant flame]

I'm more a milk chocolate enthusiast

[slender radish]

Wait it is your too

[coral token]

i don't even like dark chocolate !

[indigo hull]

more for me then

[zenith charm]

Saame

[slender radish]

Happy britdhay

[woven flicker]

No

[slender radish]

Oh

[coral token]

i'll still eat it but it's at the bottom of my list

[indigo hull]

its been his birthday for like a week now

[slender radish]

That's a long birthday

[indigo hull]

im beginning to think its stuck to him

[pliant flame]

Divided by nation, United by taste

[coral token]

@kindred minnow just remove this fart's bday

thanks babygorl

👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

now omar is shrek.

[indigo hull]

le hooray

[brisk shard]

Took a double take there

[woven flicker]

I’m green again

[brisk shard]

Thought Bean was back

[languid grove]

Is it your birthday irl?

[woven flicker]

Lovely

[brisk shard]

[indigo hull]

drake the type to do a double take when the sun explodes

[slender radish]

Ya

[brisk shard]

"Zoinks!"

[zenith charm]

You're green now, just like a dinosaur should be

[woven flicker]

Erm

Actually

[languid grove]

HAPPY BIRFDAY

[hollow cobalt]

[thin prairie]

Happy aging

[sleek stag]

I'm candy

[languid grove]

I don’t believe you

[thin prairie]

Not a very good one

[languid grove]

GASP

[thin prairie]

YOUUUUUU

[languid grove]

You don’t like nerds?

[thin prairie]

I do not
NERD

[sleek stag]

I'm not a nerd

[languid grove]

Well there’s one Nerd I particularly like

But I also like the candy

[thin prairie]

They're not bad they're just kinda
Meh

[languid grove]

Mmm yummy artificial flavours

[indigo hull]

yeah nerds gummies make me feel chill

[sleek stag]

Fr

[languid grove]

I wanna buy jellybeans this weekend…

[thin prairie]

I'm more of a lollipop person

[sleek stag]

I love me

[elfin wing]

wonder what that could be

[thin prairie]

Share with the class

[indigo hull]

just make Turkish Delight then

[languid grove]

I don’t like lollipops it feels like too much of a commitment

Like Wdym I’ll be licking a lollipop for like half an hour

[elfin wing]

bite it

[indigo hull]

there's a video I watched where a guy made it using an authentic Ottoman recipe for Turkish Delight from 1884

[languid grove]

You heathen

[thin prairie]

I just like having something to chew on

[elfin wing]

cronch

[languid grove]

Oh hey the nerd I particularly like

[indigo hull]

this thing sickens me

[zenith charm]

Yeah, i crunch them

[languid grove]

You guys make me SICK

[humble isle]

People make me sick

[indigo hull]

damn hope you feel better

[languid grove]

You BITE your lollipops?

[humble isle]

Like in general

[thin prairie]

[elfin wing]

time to play a decade and a half year old bethesda game

[languid grove]

[sleek stag]

Get better soon

[elfin wing]

depends on the lollipop, I suppose

[indigo hull]

Fallout or Elder Scrolls?

[thin prairie]

I eat lollipops normally

[elfin wing]

Dishonored

[languid grove]

I hate hard candy tbh

[humble isle]

Normally does not entail chewing them.

[indigo hull]

oh completely forgot about that lmao

[zenith charm]

I mean, that's how infexious diseases are spread

[humble isle]

This

[indigo hull]

though tbh i think Bethesda themselves kind of forgot about Dishonored

[humble isle]

I like my teeth intact.

[thin prairie]

I don't chew the lollipop
I chew the stick

I LOVE HARD CANDY
It tests my teethers durability

[zenith charm]

Yep, nobody really wanted them in halloween so they were all for me.

[thin prairie]

Crunchy jolly ranchers

[indigo hull]

i let them sit in my mouth for a little bit before i cronch them

same with lollipops

[dull ingot]

delicious candyywfguioghwuiovjhnuioheri

[thin prairie]

Nah that let's them soften up

[indigo hull]

thats the idea

[zenith charm]

I loved some that were dulce de leche flavored. Oh... wait, you can't pronounce that

[potent needle]

🦭

[zenith charm]

SEAL

[thin prairie]

Nah I prefer just straight

[languid grove]

Look who washed up

[thin prairie]

I have strong teeth

[languid grove]

[thin prairie]

What you looking at

[potent needle]

Eyyy

[languid grove]

Yo mama

[thin prairie]

[languid grove]

GOTTEM

[thin prairie]

Side eyeing rika

[potent needle]

🦤

[indigo hull]

a Pelican

[brisk shard]

Birb

[potent needle]

Bruh

[brisk shard]

TheobaldTheBird or whatever

[indigo hull]

damn sucks that Theo went Bald

[zenith charm]

Dodo

[dull ingot]

pubert the third

[uncut briar]

Theo baker

[languid grove]

[coral token]

🦐

[languid grove]

Squishing your brain like a squishy

[languid grove]

I’m so hungry

[indigo hull]

how hungry?

[thin prairie]

🍕

[obtuse marten]

No dudette

[languid grove]

YUM

[zenith charm]

"How hungry?"

• Probably, a horse

[languid grove]

Is this your way of saying dude in a woman compatible way?

[thin prairie]

yeah YOUR WELCOME
You butt

[obtuse marten]

Yuh.

[uncut briar]

No, baguette woman

[languid grove]

You’re

[obtuse marten]

Dudes dudettes and dudethems.

[thin prairie]

Ok I'm taking it back

[indigo hull]

no thats saying dude in a French compatible way

[thin prairie]

No pizza

[languid grove]

I already ate it

[uncut briar]

Like its a software or sum 😭

[obtuse marten]

Veil of maya

Listen to winter is coming soon by veil of maya.

[umbral jetty]

Hello

[languid grove]

Why

[obtuse marten]

It's a dude screaming with a sick ass guitar in the background.

[languid grove]

I think you need to wipe your camera lens

[umbral jetty]

Nah

[indigo hull]

if i wanted that then i'd just listen to Korn

[brisk shard]

Kinda peculiar that ive never seen another Unstable SMP watcher on Discord

Especially in the servers I frequent

I would expect this to be target audience

[uncut briar]

Hydrogen peroxide challenge! First one to finish a litre of hydrogen peroxide wins a hamburger

[indigo hull]

does he know?

besides thats just a blatant ripoff of the Slate Challenge

except its not a race you just have to eat 19 pounds of slate

[uncut briar]

Ohhh

[brisk shard]

Would SPAM kill a caveman

Like the meat slab

[coral token]

Yes

[brisk shard]

Thought so