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Highschool bathroom experience
The pear of unpredictability
they ripped the toilets out of the ground in mine
weird mental meltdown i dont remember shit from yesterday
My face reveal
Oh dang
It's all fun and games till half the bathrooms get shut down cause someone was smoking in them.
Happens monthly
I wrote "here I sit broken hearted, came to shit but only farted" on the wall
monthly, it happened weekly, if not daily at mine
I want it as an emote, its awesome
Why do kids even have this stuff?
but i got to spend time with my crush :3
they just stopped trying to fight it
The boy's bathroom in one of the buildings is shut down because the sink fell off the wall and they put it in a toilet
Someone pulled a toilet out of the ground once when i was in middle school
The high school I use to go to had a fire alarm because some stupid mfers brought cigarettes into the school bathrooms 💔
crazy

Because its so easy to get it
That's sweet!
in some cases its equally as easy to have someone get it for you
This was in the girls locker room btw,
They had to like, block that stall off because there was a hole in the ground that was a liability
During the devious lick thing a toilet was stolen out of my school
I've seen images of bathrooms that have had their sinks removed, I don't mean the small ones, I mean those like marble ones.
I mean why are they getting it?
Theres a corner store and if you give seniors money they buy one for you
everything got stolen out of mine
you can get one in one day max
Someone stole a cafeteria table
Even the poop!!?
I think like last year someone knocked a toilet off the ground
Makes sense
arent 2/4 teens unwell or some shit like that
I would assume so
for a decent chunk of that year either bathroom was missing at least one toilet
You gotta be shittin me
Like I said. Easy to get and many teens seek many different ways of comfort
The devious lick trend was horrendous 💔
Yes but that doesn't mean try to speed run cancer like your life depends on it. 😭
Agreed
can confirm
they think they the shit when they aint the fart
Running out of the building with fistfulls of poop goes crazy
Aight Steve Harvey is now on Mr Evil Land island
only reason i got into cannabis was depression
this made me laugh more than it should
Someone stole knives from the home economics classes, THE CUTTING BOARDS TOO
There was doodoo feces all over the walls and it stunk so bad
I get that but that's seriously harmful to the body.
well at least they took the cutting boards
Im cackling at my own joke
how do i cope with cutting contact with 90% of the people i met on here i don't know how to feel
its a great sight ngl
running around chanting 'IM FREE!"
I... yeah I got nothing.
They don't care 💀
im suffering from like 5 things i think if i was a lil older i'd be a stoner like my dad
Fair enough. I just wish people today had more sense.
Rib
Poop jokes are amazing
I love poop jokes so much. Im never gonna mature
yeah
holy shit
My kryptonite are poop jokes
cannabis was the one drug my dad never did as a teenager
Im glad you understand
he always got told he was allergic to it
Hru
When I was 16, my mom wrote my school a formal request that she's aware of me smoking and she allows it (cause she knew if she doesn't imma do it anyways secretly) and wanted them to allow me to leave school for a cig break
Hahahaha poop 
my dad is one for the love of the game
hes really chill and goofy
Literally the word diarrhea will make me giggle
worse day ever.
Oh my god in 8th grade a kid filled their backpack with chocolate milk cartons and other food at the beginning of the school year and stuck it in a locker and just never used the locker, like halfway through the year the bag fucking exploded and the whole hallway stunk of backpack cheese for days
Lemme just write that down in my diarrhea
my mom became somewhat of a stoner again when i started lol
What’s up?
STOP 😭
That's... actually kind of cool?
Diarrhea
Dire Rears
Im just saying “doo doo ga ga” at clover and it made them giggle
Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans
I can imagine when Kennedy see that word he hits the Peter griffin giggle
my mom and dad used to vape but they quit
she still smokes a cig once in a blue moon
its making me chuckle just reading it
Just tell 'em explosive doodoo diarrhea fuck farts 2000, TRUST
I no longer trust people in here so its fine, dont worry about it
I wish it was the Peter giggle, it isn't
Ah alright
Makes sense.
I ain’t gonna ask further
Clover’s stinkin of a poop joke to tell
the harder the shid the harder the fard
How stinkin
Have you heard about the new movie called "constipation"?
It hasn't come out yet
Nah I'm STEALING this
That's so foul
Why are we talking about fecal matter?
@rotund mason
thats a good band
After rain there is thunder i say as i piss and shit my pants
WIQHYRWJTR
In this house we call it POOP and SHIT
Waddup block
Yeah but school ain't like that here
Primary: 7-15y/o
Middle: 15-20y/o
High school/University:20^
Would hail be a kidney stone?
jarate
Bars ||“city boy city boy”||
What do you think of my poop jokes
Awesome
Its raining blood.
Oh god
Tyty I don't remember where I learned them
blood bagel
I’m sorry 😭😭😭😭
oh god the plagues be upon ye
Roid Rage
Chocolate rain. Some stay dry and others feel the pain
I love nirvana
???
vinesauce
erm, actually its Red Vox
FUCK
Okay may I ask where you're from? Also are you saying you can just smoke whenever you want or am I reading the room wrong?
Why was the shit sad
It got dumped
Hehe
must be having a shitty day
that one concept album joel made about cars
Guys I just came up with the funniest poop joke ever and it's definitely original!!
Randomizer be upon ye.
Why did the shit cross the road?
Double poop 7
my entire lower body is a spring
Why
Uh ohhh, stinkyyy. Poooop haha funny poop
Okay but the one person who makes poops unfunny is Ice Spice, lets be real
No those are all generally the same color

Pants-less biker who ate too much chili.
they call me 007
0 Money
0 Love
7 Pairs of Pants shitted
That was a Spicey reference but uhhhh, hope your parts are okay
GODDAMN IT
Feces 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
Real
I'm from Hungary,
Nah I was only allowed to have cigs in breaks outside at least 16 feet away from the entrance
Me literally smoking one outside my door rn
i wonder if smudge is looking at chat and wondering what this place went to.
Well I learned something new today, also that's interesting.
well i was right about one of them
Table, stink up chat please
WE are
Went to hell.
Oga boga
HAHAHAHAHA
I call my car a shit box because it runs on 1800 pps of poop
Jimcord
Poop
I'm using some perfume in here
Yes
went to shit
Febreeze
HAHAHAHAHAH
Jimcord is the the friends we made along the way
REAL
Feels like crap in here
Psst Kennedy
Yo
The the 🔥
💩
when you at then when you you when the
||diarrhea ||

Naaaahw I'm too much of a cleanliness freak to smoke at my door, I'd hate it if my room smelled like cigs or had to clean the ash from my carpet
You the when the*
Fepeez
It's funny, but it does get fractionally less funny the more it's said

I'm not going to continue the "joke."
dire rears
😭
Febreeze as perfume
Yeah nah
Dire wolf
so much poop talk its a crime
didnt think of that one
holy shit
oh i smoke outside
discussing fecal matters
Shit talk
Until it gets to the point it's funny again
You could say they ripped one

They shouldve put the dire in the rear and let that wolf stay in the ice age
theres a lot of shit at steak here
Heck yeah
That's illegal
Fecal matters 😇
MMMMMMMMM HOLD ON
but its still on my property

I’m stealing that
i touch grass when i smoke grass
Disgusting fecal matters*
Omar permanent burthday
Yes

Hello.
The triple
the elusive triple snorlax
Oh baby a trippple
Oh yeah
Actually can I explain this situation
Hi
its starting to look like a triple rainbow
Theres a minecraft parody called poop blocks thats been stuck in my head for days
I'm actually interested in how you still have it
The past half hour here could probably be an entire out of context convo, how did we get here
May I ask, have you seen it float down recently?
I need a wide snorlax that’s like two emojis long
Not really a situation more of a funny thing that happened
Like the wide jimmy face
yo these corndogs taste like straight freezer burn
What are you on about
someone i know is making an incredible gassy mod and it has the funniest items
implying there was context to begin with
ts isnt fire
You know, when it floats down.
So basically I change my birthday date to a friends as a joke and then as I had the role I changed it back to the original date of my birthday
Yeah everything is backwards here, mainly cause we have an asshole as prime minister who would rather steal tax money and kiss russia's ass than provide for us. Also he cheated with the votes for 16 years and we can't get rid of him
The only context is often the previous message
well of course it isnt you just said the freezer burned it
No i dont know lmfao
Smells like peepee and poopoo in here
No seriously it smells like caca and whee whiz
Well that fucking sucks, sorry about that man.
If i knew, i wouldnt be asking what you mean
Bro broke the bot 
easy cheese
get crazy with the cheese whiz
I mean I would like to keep the role but if it’s against the servers terms then it’s fine if it’s gets changed back
Playin that shit rn
Regardless I don’t care if I have it or not
im leaving the server atp 😔
I mean it is canonical in some way
Good shiddance
son i'm crine
sorry 🙁
ONE whole member
Fair enough, just saw your message about the "Oh baby it's triple" and thought you may have been a ZeroLenny fan.
go, do a crine
nabisco easy cheese
/j i promise
Rip rib
Nooo don't go
No rib don't leave over this
ima be real i hate cheese whiz
No i was referencing that ancient ass mlg meme
its just a funny vocal stim
I guess
this ''nobody gives me attention, i am leaving the server'' happens more often than you think
cough splxtti
I don't think that's what she was doing but maybe lol
Oogly boogly
4 times in the past month btw
completely forgot about them
Ah, also nice.
Smh smh
Guys serioussslllyyyy 👀
Im gonna leavveeee
Guysssssss 👀
Not the bat
noooooo do not dew it
It's aight, we finally got a strong replacement for him who can actually beat and replace him. Also he's gonna investigate where the stolen EU funds went, take from them, throw them in jail and upgrade schools, hospitals and roads
guys? hello???'
i am leavimg, guys...
phone guy
Oh he rejoined yesterday lol
I mean I have left jimcord before
oh we know
this is serious! come one guys!
Absolute peak, let me know how it goes when it's time.
I didn’t, lmao
Come one come all ahh typo
fuck
therefor you act, therefor you are
Honestly good choice my friend
i didnt even notice i typo'd
Language
he DM'd me because he wanted image perms back to post one image and then leave again
i MIGHT need a typo counter too
Will ping you after April 12 :3
MY FAVORITE BIOLOGIST!
LOLL
thats crazy

*didn’t
so funny
Baffling behavior
despite my mental issues i still never took a break
Wild
rejoining and asking for image perms just for a SINGLE image and then dipping again
Such a goober
How was your biology studies
Ow my old lady bones
My heart stopped because i died in real life because of funniness
Hugging you 🫂🦖💚
This frickin guy I swear
GIRL IM OLDER THAN YOU WHAT DO YOU MEAN
🫂 
"Cogito, ergo sum." Having ass.
maybe i need to focus more in english
Makes me crash out every time
RENE DESCARTES!?!?1
What is wrong with you, why are you blue /j
We've already discussed this, I'm far older than you
Aight.
….sigh yeah
What new biology things have u learned
april fools!
None bc I'm not studying it
Poop blocks its all i got

sedona still bugs me about those biology papers when i see him in gmod zgrad
I never was
Song is stuck in my head
It’s March 26th
My brother what?
philosopher
Everyone! This guy is a world renowned biologist please take a moment in thanking him for his work!!!!
Bug... LIKE BUB OF THE BUG?!?!?!
thats the joke because if it was really april fools I wouldn't be able to say that
ass backwards logic here

Stop, no, I've literally never touched the field
how you know the quote and not the guy?

Throwing a beaver at you
Just saw a beautiful pileated woodpecker
No no, pardon my ignorance, I haven't heard of him in a while.
rene is literally the father of modern philosphy
RENE THE FROG
Awesome!
april fools right?
Yes found that out.
Ask me something about numbers not the mitochondria
🙂
i mean he was French
Get the beaver fever
Nonsense, I’m sure biologists study fields all the time, they are full of grass and life!
Well re-found it out.
How many fingers am I holding up
so yeah you right thales
6 or 7
w thales
Die
what is 9 / 0
who is thales bro
Infinity

xbox, divide by zero
I know it because of a certain Daddy Machine.
I don't need a special day to be a fool, because I am one all year
I'm a goober
Is the zero positive or negative
hi chat
negative
Ball ball ball
Hello.
Negative infinity then
Hello
isnt negative 0 impossible?
Ah yes, using numbers like a real biologist
yup
you two are wrong
You’re my hero @stark onyx
Not necessarily, some fields of math do actually use ±0
interesting
9+10=21
n-n-n-n-neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd
hey im the nerd
No that's me
If you add 0 to itself long enough it'll become 0 but more 0
well you guys got out-nerded
math rules say: nuh uh fuck you
I just realized you're two command blocks.
Nerd for biology? I’m curious about dna can you tell me something
0 + 0 = 00
"There's three actually"
Bruh my gf just texted me that she almost started a bar fight and she's 150 miles away from me 😭
ah yes, the zero here is made out of zero
Lol
Mwahahaha
Again pardon my ignorance, I saw the bottom of it and assumed it was some form of avatar decoration.

Lol no problem 😂
000000000 is a smaller number than 0.0001 
I wish I made it actually 1/3 of the picture but I didn't
What is this? —-> 🧬
this actually reminds me
DNA, I feel like most people know that
what if instead of banning people we crucify them in a stage
theoretically its possible to align your atoms in such a way you would phase through stuff
WOW, YOU’RE SO GOOD
statistically its impossible
i could've sworn this place had a stage
I... yeah why not.
You’re my hero
Jesus crucifixion ahh punishment
One in 15 kagillion chance
If crucifixion is your power, then what are you without it?
Martha lutha king junior
Everything is theoretically possible.
i am you
No
you probably aren't even wrong in that estimate
ACHOOO
its some ridiculous number
Suddenly materializes in your walls
fuck up spongebob!
No you're not
bless you
Gooey Louie
This is how stupid humor should continue to be used.
You can't see a black hole's center
jeez louis
who the fuck is Louise?
gooey louie is on a different level of snot
eloise?
oh yeah my fault
Lois the Peter is here
You have to find the number of your atoms to the 8th power
Yeah, I mean I said that more as a joke but you're right.
luis from famous game RE 4
Like that spongebob scene when he crashed through a metal wall?
It is my birthday anti eve
no literally phase through it
That's brute force.
Statistics and stuff
like noclipping into the backrooms
i'd sleep so much in there
God that'd be horrifying.
A single skin cell is 300000 atoms across
Imma climb over it
Which theoretically could be a real thing even if it's statistically impossible
true
Hug the squiggle monster
The ceiling irrelevant
Jimmy give me 10000 dingus dollars it is my birthweek
Do not the squiggle monster
I'm not hugging Bacteria.
Its not bacteria it's the squiggle monster
this dude in my free period was blasting mommy asmr in the back of class. Dead silent room btw
Mr An Tenna.
Well yeah it's too small for you to hold correctly

I'm talking about the damn backrooms thing.
my school has to be bottom 5 oat
im not sure whether i wanna cringe or praise him for his will
Oh you mean cricket?
Only something a true biologist could know
Happy bday, but I can't replace Jimmy yet. I still gotta regrow my moustache.
he fell asleep im pretty sure
I asked chatgpt 💀
that makes sense then actually
SOOOOO COMFY RN
No the thing that looks like it's made of black noodles.
I cast transform
Like a true biologist would
A good biologist always double checks their work. I truly admire you
Yeah that's cricket
Exactly!
so this is what its going to be like in health care when i grow up
Cricket? That's the fourth fucking name I've seen for it.
I cast tungsten balls

a good scientist always double checks their work.
amazing
My personal nickname for him 
Sigh. I'm closer to a physicist than a biologist
science in general is really just about getting the same result from thousands of tests
And I'm nowhere near a biologist
A man of multiple fields, I don’t know how you do it
"Yo bro i couldn't track your symptoms to an illness. I'd just ask chatgpt 💀 "
neither was Cave Johnson and look at him
Thank god im sitting down

bro threw science all over the wall and came up with some revolutionary stuff
I also call him T.O.E. from the Dr. Nowhere universe
Dr Toe
gstfyujtryutrahfgd
He's a big head in a hole slowly getting filled with toilet turrets
all shits and giggles until you get hungry and bored
NO! That thing can stay in its tv.
Real shit 🥶
My college has a cool science fair going on right now and one of the guys there discovered 3 new bacteria species so that's cool
its all shits and giggles until sombody-
wooow mods look at this flood
There is no combination of words left in this world to describe my emotions anymore
giggles and shits
Cricket and T.O.E. have the same anatomical structure lowk
i never investigated if canonically you experience hunger there or not
precisely
Mod spam? What has this server come to
I was passing by the building it was going on in, saw a bunch of posters and people and just wandered in
Till I arrive
One has actual fingers and hands while the other has needles as hands. In what world do they have the same structure?
sick
almond water
pomegranates
I love going on random side quests
you absolutely get hungry in the backrooms
I see, sometimes its hard to feel emotions because of how much time you put into being a world renowned biologist. Make sure to take care of yourself
T.O.E. only has a hand sometimes
technically almond water could have cyanide in it
sweet almonds naturally contain it
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
yo wait wtf 😭
backrooms almond water is like liquid gold
son this does not look good on paper
Yo PAUSE
ehh fair nuff
What the fuck 😭
I'm talking about the original one. Before it was called locust. I don't remember it ever having any hands.
Sonion, I'm crunion
still thought it was relevant though
Shh its okay
lost a leg?
drink almond water
Funny reference
Yeah I immediately blocked him when I saw that 
oh god its like the grilled chicken meme
wasnt referencing anything
imagine two sonions, heck imagine three sonions
Jojo reference fr
instead of popcorn eat air popped grilled chicken
There is a backrooms game where drinking almond water restores health
I still have yet to block anyone that is active in the server. Guess it just means yall chill 😎
Blocking might be just a lil bit of an overreaction to that
how the frick do you pop a grilled chicken
wait nvm i blocked Thales a couple of minutes ago for flooding chat
slash jaaay
Its called Escape The Backrooms on steam
a lot has happened today that you weren't here for
Fun game
Hey dawg can get some ice cream
im not explaining it im just leaving it there
People say something weird and overtly sexually charged in my comfort server: I block them
Simple as that
i like backrooms rec more tbh
liminalslop 🤑
NVM then, block away
Sure?
What’s 9 + 10
yall cant talk about the backrooms without mentioning b3313
Only a spoonful
Stop appending slop to the end of every single genre
its only funny if everyone around for it is of age
21!
Yes
which i know a lot of people here arent
biologyslop
But also no, I just don't wanna see ts
dont blame you
i remember I played backrooms rec for 8 minutes and i hit the entitiy with a car and then got off
Yu stupid
Sentret fr
theres a time and place for humor like that
Fair enough.
Na not
What’s 9+10
just like its time for more history trivia

fuuuuck
Well I'm cooked
There's a time and place for everything.
Language
Fart
😡
aight bet
What
Make a kahoot
😏🥄
i want to cuss as much as they do in hazbin hotel
viziepop writing
Grabs giant spoon
i need to get atleast three out per sentence
Please no.
This made me chuckle
Viziepop actual slop writing
nah blooket better
Agreed.
Hell no, kahoot the og and will forever be better
who the hell is viziepop
it would be unintentionally too hard im sorry
Fricking frickity frick
i know way too much that not everyone else really does
creator of helluva boss and hazbin hotel
That's the point mf
Doesn't Kahoot also have that banger ass song?
mr unc over here
ah..
quizziz music still slaps i willingly die on that hill
ur fav chatter is back
Yeah
ykw fair
Kahoot just better
and very autistic people
lmao
i am autistic but not that kind
kahoot will infinitely be better
Same.
i am actually normal /j
Mf I'm heavily autistic and I hate that show 
Homer /j Simpson
Didn’t know you were based like that man 
Here kitty, you can haz cheezeburger.
i never went to the doctor to see if i had anything coolio going on with me
I see the /j and all but don't try to convince yourself of that ever, no one is truly normal.
i haven't either
Why do people think certain shows are specifically for certain types of neurodivergent people
i just said ''i am autistic but not that kind'' mf
him
Pmo
that show definitely is
100%
I don't know.
kahoot music but i put sweet dreams over it
im 80% sure im on the spectrum with adhd
im 80% sure im on the spectrum
Grrrr I didn't see that 
just in general
im also like 90% sure i have chronic depression
Real.
too real
It's bedtime guys go to sleep
There are tour groups walking around my college campus right now. I feel like a zoo animal being gawked at while they learn about my diet and natural habitat or whatever.
im 50% sure im paranoid
it's 7pm shut
its 3:21 pm for me.
No
Nope it's bedtime go to bed
Bugs in your walls
yes you are we put microphones in your house
im extremely paranoid! 
CHECK NOW
i have to go shopping
The heck no it's not
Oh I love that song
I swear I'm undepressing myself by depressing myself.
No go to sleep
I shit you not I cuss so often someone at school said "Who curses more, [my name] or vivziepop?"
I’m 50% introverted and 50% extroverted
Maybe for people in greenland
loool
thats crazy
did you not know rule #6 , the mods timezone is the superior one
Bugs in your skin NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
and everyone shall follow it
Sleepy time now go to sleep
Reallll
i cant i swear i have shit to do 😭
I like the 2012 remastered version better though
It's 3:20pm
Nope it's bed time
I hate people but I hate being alone
i hate loud noises and shit like that but i listen to head explosion music 💀
As a man once said "GET OUT OF MY SKIN!"
Idk it’s weird
I second this
Stay in the box
son someone hacked my spotify
eat a rotten egg or watch the 2012 movie every day
I second this.
cuz no way this is on my playlist
NO!
You're terrible
2012
The spirits
wrong answer
STAY IN THE BOX
THAT ONE RABBIDS SONG LOL
you're fired
Lmaooooo
I’m sorry Biology Man
👾
NOOO!
BWAHHHH
I can't even listen to loud things without turning it wayyyyy down (my ears are hyper-sensitive)
sorry for not wanting to risk potential illness
GET OUT OF MY SKINNNN!!!!
Like lemme eat my Qdoba in peace, I'm not a damn zebra
im actually going deaf
you are still risking mental ilness
guess i'll get dangerously ill and not watch a shitty movie
wait this is actually fire
IM NOT A BIOLOGIST. FOR THE LAST TIME 😭
whoever put this on my playlist blessed my ears
shitty disaster flick with the Rock
Wait what song is it?
ok amish
At least that can be used to look at computer parts
go to my profile or i can just say it
Wild.
the 2009 one dont have the rock
I saw it.
Like the disaster movie from the same director as the day after tomorrow?
Amish=Horse= Steel Ball Run
wrong one
I'm almost entirely deaf in my left ear, but loud sounds still make it hurt
I’m not a scientist but I think this guy cracks ATOM’s
Bomb.
the rock one is the san andreas earthquake movie
MY WHOLE QUEUE
yep just realized that one
IS COOKED SON WHY AM I LISTENING TO ELEVATOR MUSIC
OH I KNOW WHICH ONE NOW
john cusack
John Cusack was in it yeah
And the giant ships at the end right?
That's amazing.
and oliver platt
My favorite movie is the one where where to rock goes its rocking time! And turns into a giant scorpion and 
you will listen to beauty from sinister minds oooooooo pretend im waving my hands
It's literally my 2nd favorite disaster movie of all time. I would gladly watch it every day.
THIS JUST IN: Man fuck with elevator music
Huh?
fuck you this is fire
song
lol
mfw Deep Impact, Armaggedon, Dante's Peak, and The Day After Tomorrow are all better
I had guessed.
That what I’m saying
Elevator music just that beat
my bad i have to get my cuss words out

Wait where did you find that photo of me
actually hell as stupid as a movie it was i'd argue Volcano from 1997 is better
"better" ≠ "higher on my personal preference" btw
local forecast by kevin macleod 🔥🔥
you're right I apologize
It doesn't have to be a good movie to be my 2nd favorite disaster movie
Gimme yo money
The fnaf movie wasn't good but it was enjoyable and I had fun watching it
i've noticed that a lot with recent video game movies
Why?
TETO word of the day
what about the minecraft movie i havent seen it yet
the disparage between poor critic ratings and great audience ratings
Bro you don’t know ball
just- just give me my money
Teto word of the day: Habanero
mmmm spicy
Just give me my money
AYYYYY
Do you smell pennies?
We do not have to bring back this one or any "reee" memes
the next person who asks for money gets dipped in liquid gold
Fair enough.
and also gets free croutons
Worlds brightest flashlight meme but with hollow purple instead
Crassus style
Thy greed sickens me.
I have a video of Kermit doing that.
better than the Roman Emperor who was forced to drink it
i think it was Valerian but i could be wrong
What's the offer?
it started with a V thats all i know
(crassus was forced to drink it)
croutons and liquid gold apparently
Come on boy, won’t you shake a poor sinners hand
Read that as Conton for a second, but good offer.
oh then that might be where that latter one comes from
i just know there's an anecdote about the Roman Emperor who was captured by the Persians being forced to drink liquid gold
yeah it was Valerian that this story is associated with
i think they have debunked it though
Do you need help?
Marcus Lineus Crassus. Was too rich and greedy, so as the myth goes his gold was melted down and poured down his throat by the people he oppressed. (The claim is probably propaganda or just a myth though. Cool story nonetheless.)
By the parthians specifically
Shake my hand
i knew who Crassus was but i didnt know about all of that
Come on boys
Closer at least 😭
Very Raaagh.
Won’t you shake a poor sinners hand
Oh sorry I meant Adam
Ok BZZZZZZZZZZZZZ AAAAAAAAA
Valerian has 2 stories for his death. Forced to drink gold or ||skinned alive|| and forcefed straw.
yeah i was rereading about it to confirm lol
YES
I can't tell which is worse.
no
TRANSFORMATION CENTRAL
in both cases it was the Persians (Parthians for the former, Sasanians for the latter)
@unreal kiln i found some quite good 2slimey songs i like
CAN YOU FEEL IT
Yep. People really knew how to execute a political figure back in the day
hey no spamming song lyrics
it was its own form of 'art' if you will
Yeah.
pop alot and times changin been the main ones
If I saw that happen and I was a politician, I'd shape up immediately before I was next
exactly
he doesnt yap as much in pop alot its a blessing somewhat
just like "You're saying they killed him HOW?"
the less he speaks the better the song is
Hmmmmmmmmmm
YOU’RE CHANGING, YOU’RE CHANGING, YOU’RE CHANGING, ALL RIGHT
any Roman Senator would get into shape real quick
Shhhh
Jokes on you-doo I don't believe in voodoo
You
yo is that a Godsmack reference
Hello.
sinister minds album
cringe* 

he has sensed a disturbance in the force
Shake da rat
The freak you mean cringe
Gangnam style
Voodoo is insanity
crazy statement
Dad joke of the century I
I'm gonna go for now, bye yall.
i don't know much about voodoo but its not that
if anything i'd love to learn much more about it
lot worse stuff than voodoo
Heeeeeey sexy lady!
0_o
cough heaven's gate cough
It's the lyrics dw
Why is quitting cigarettes so freaking hard 
Yah weirdo
😭
god gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers
i believe in you
I'm atheist but thanks
Anyways I'm employed, see you floofballs in 4 hours lol
im agnostic but its still a good statement to live by imo
the brain is a strange thing
Yeah
Maybe nicotineless ones exist
SINGMUN FUHD!
Yeah but they taste and feel like bad weed
Im Bub
Real shit bub 
They taste?
just get that /j
nicotine patches and faux cigarettes
only works if you're dedicated
Yeah cigarettes have a taste
why do you think so many brands and types exist?
Hey Bub “do a flip”
I have commitment issues
The smoke goes in your mouth. Its gonna taste like poop
Idk why I never thought they wouldn't taste like what's in the cigarette
thats why I only smoked pipe tobacco
I cant do a flip but i can do this
understandable especially when it comes to addictions
it's best to try and get external help
I thought it would just taste like smoke

I actually quite enjoy the taste of cigarettes, I just really need to quit them
Poop tobacco
Oh my gah he on X games mode
How close is the taste of BBQ sauce
I'm trying 
It has the same tanginess
doing better than most who struggle with addictions
take pride in that
yeah
I was doing vapes AND cigarettes originally so I've come pretty far
So this might sound absolutely bonkers, but like, maybe try and just take a little sip of some BBQ sauce instead of the cigarette whenever you feel the urge 😭
i was gonna suggest something similar
That.. actually sounds like a decent idea
drink bbq sauce whenever you get a craving
progress is progress
BBQ sauce the ultimate cigarette cure fr fr
I'm gonna bring a bottle of BBQ sauce everywhere I go now
tuck it into a coat pocket like one of those shady guys from cartoons
Please send updates, I need to know if this works
But there's also this itchy feeling the inside of my hands and feet get when I don't have nicotine
How do cranes get built and suddenly come out of nowhere
They're built where they stand
and they're demolished when they go
It’s dudes, my
Magic 
Yo group
Or you could just... Put 2 more hooks on the crane
group: yo
ehh the enchantment anecdote was better imo
Nuh uh
imagine having to go out and hunt for lapis lazuli everytime you needed a new hook on the crane
I’m new here actually
Yah but it built to make stuff to go to high places and it’s high how do they make it high to make stuff go high and it appears after one day
Sup
hi new here actually
Which ones
Hai bub
You

Mmmm maybe carry like a piece of sandpaper?
I agree
Something super natural is going on
Henlo
To rub tongue with?
and then legion and i serve bass
i serve bass is super creative and industrial i like it
Did you know we’ve discovered more of space then are own oceans
🫴 
im back from marching band
Can’t really argue with that one
Although realistically
This is wrong
!?!?
We can assume our universe has been Infinitely expanding since the Big Bang
If we’re talking percentage, but not space/volume

5% of 100 is still less than 0.000005% of a kazzilion
This one is correct
Yes true but isn’t that crazy
Exactly
We understand more about space than we do our own oceans
What’s in the ocean
BLUE MEANS SHARKS IN IT
You know who ELSE lives in the ocean?
YOUR UNCLE BOB
There could be so many things yet to be discovered
MY MOM
We found the shipwreck of that one destroyer Sam O’Nella made a video on
The William D. Porter
:0
she’s remarkably well preserved given how she sank
Y’know, sailing over a bomb laid en plane and all that
amelia earheart's plane

