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Are we getting funny fails then?
Ok soup can
pit crews are very important, you can't win the race without them
W... What?
No I meant it wasn't nice to call stupid a pit crew
i think it's a compliment
You are a soup can
tf2 demo
It's an insult to pit crews
oh
Beans
NO IM NOT 
maybe you're a beans can
Just because I'm a cyberghoul, doesn't mean you have the right to call me a soup can
Not nice
Feeding u bread
No she's making fun of me for having cyberkinetic enhancements on the current body I'm possessing
YES
And im an ai so i myself is a soup can
i have a metal mesh in my abdomen from when my hernia got fixed
BUT WHEN I CALL YOU AN AI, IM THE BAD GUY
BEAN CAN
Oh my
🍪
i haven't been to an airport yet but i'm genuinely wondering if i'll set off an alarm
also not sure how xrays would work now
I'm gonna fricking 
Cat scans might be dangerous
Ohhh
the cans are fighting
IM NOT A CAN
THE BEAN CANS
yeah they might be, hopefully i don't need one
Can.
Blowing you up
at least we're not calling you a can't
Good question actually, I wonder if you’d just tell them before you went through the scanning thing and if that’d help
Just as a heads up
yeahh
Actually
Did you know that the earth is spinning?
anybody down for a vc
I don’t think it would come to think of it
that's why i'm so dizzy all the time
OH MY GOD, REALLY?!?!
When I went to the airport, I was traveling with someone who had metal put into their spine and the sensors didn’t go off
bawlrighty
No it isn't... Cause we'd go flying off
So I don’t think yours would trigger anything either
I'm shocked!
hmm. maybe it's a special metal
Possibly
i should start telling people i have a robot stomach
I somehow don’t feel dizzy…
you should
If it isn't magnetic then you're good
Technically we put microplastics in our body everyday!
yummers
No I dont
more microplastics please
god I really hope I don’t catch on fire
Here you go! 🤏
Unless there's microplastics in oil and gasoline
Im happy now
Then I might
did you get microplastics too?
No pokemon candy
oh nice
I'm cuddling a wolf and a herding dog rn
And melon soda
My wolf is so sweet 
Demon

Hai
Beller
Hru demon
Currently chilling in hell rn
Real shit
Hello chat
speaking of hell, there's doom slayer

Im spending 9 hours in the city sufferin while i wait for class to start
Yeah kinda summoned them whoops
that sounds like shit
Howdy
...
Yeahhhhh and other things adding to the hell
Im not a demon i just live in australia
upside down
Australia was populated by criminals and crime is a sin😐😂
You live in crime place
Yeah well thats not the least of your troubles
let's be real there's criminals everywhere

not in my room because all my friends are imaginary and I eat peanut butter with them until i throw up
it's good to have a hobby
Smudge imma give u a 
man i'm dead

i'm going to appreciate that
...Man, I really want Wendy's, but I also had two plates of pasta and sausages.
I'm such a glutton.
Gud enjoy free foods
anyone besides me like wendy's chili or am i weird for that
Never had it, so I wouldn't know
nah, ur based
thats a pretty valid combo
I found it thanks
Well that's a good use for chili
im scared to get wendys from the place near my home because the workers are always high and very mean
Wendy's lowk gas
i noticed a lot of fast food employees are high
i remember one year i got like a frosty chain and i could get a free small frosty every day
i guess that's what dealing with karens all day does to you
Wendy's is always the 'better fast food' on average to me
i dont care if theyre high but when they start fist fighting each other which causes me to be stuck in the drive thru for 30 minutes. i dont like that
...Okay, that's... worse than I thought
I like Baconators 
Guys I must say, did you see who was on the stream a few days ago?
I prefer the Bacon Deluxe double, but thats mainly since I find the Wendy's near me has particularly good veggies
veggies=yucky
Alex Delgado was on Jimmy's stream
who is that
Search him up on Insta
Maybe, if you can find him
Rib
yeah
Sleep
it only 9
Sleep
I have done a silly chat
meow
In a desperate attempt to find a snack in the kitchen and had a massive failure to find anything my dumbass decided to take pancake mix, maple syrup, and water to make a uh… food like substance
What
Idfk its wasn’t bad though 😭
i meant it lowk just breakfast
Roar
breakslop
GO TO SLEEP
Smoooodge
helo
I would give you fruit but you don’t have nitro
it's still appreciated
Why me
You wanted to give smudge fruit
Made me some chicken burgers with some root beer as my beverage
fire
the school lunch had a fish sandwhich and I was NOT trusting that shit
yeah no
have you seen the..."turkey" sandwiches mine had early senior year?
when they were still redoing the cafeterias and had to ship in third party food
seafood from a school sounds like you're asking for a bad time
if i went to a private school maybe
i've eaten literal tree bark and paper before and it was still less disgusting than that sandwich
rib do you wish to see the worst turkey sandwich ever conceived
How is everyone
Good, you?
Hey I just got some fruit
an orange…
Stealing it
no you fucking aren’t this is MINE
Biting you
no
messing around with ultrakill mods and I somehow parried an enemy so much that it put their health value to the 32 bit integer overflow limit
fucker had -2,147,483,648 health
Biting you
-# bomboclart
Just a little bit of ultrakilling
How is it still your birthday
Did you time travel?
I mean I can
Ack
Sorry for the cheese, bestie
Smacking the both of you with cheese
D: wowie
🧀

Hi autumn
Hi autumn
autumn guess what lol
Huh
Which one
Hru autumn
oh uh
Hru?
Me most likely lol
i guess both of yall lol
Im okay, hru?
Okay, hru??
Ah the duo of autumns I see
just found out im older than twitter
but only by about 4 days 😭
Woah
I'm alright
Glad you’re alright, I’m just here vibing and plotting, scheming even
twitter was created in march 21st, 2006
i was born on march 18th, 2006
Thats good
I’m sneaking out tonight
YOU!
Oh
Ooo nice
Hellooo
Haiii
I’m like at least half a year older than twitter then
nice

And what are you planning?
I’m sneaking to the mailbox to get a package
Im like 4 months younger than twitter
Hiiii
If you’re not sick of them then I don’t see a problem
Oooo good luck 
im somehow still hungry
If you wanna be a player, you gotta make big plays, go for a dozen
Here you go 🍪
i also made the elvis sandwich
Hellooooo
bread, peanut butter, banana and bacon
and yea, i can see how that mf got fat lmao
it's good tho
What is up you goofy goobers
Lol

Bunny
I agree
Have a good meal
🥓
French fry
Strangely enough I've started to dislike pork
Idk why
BBQ pork ribs are still great
i'm not really a big fan of bacon, but i like other kinds of pork
I never liked tomatoes 3:
The taste is just to weird for me
I don't like chops sausage or hot dogs
to me bacon is just "what if salt was a meat" and i don't need that much salt
but i get why people like it
Overly greasy American staple
Basically good for anything
blt sandwich
Yea
i sometimes watch old ads from the 80s and 90s and some of it looks really fun
I mainly want to see NYC and well... yeah
But that's obviously time traveler stuff
All of the peak cartoons and amazing music
one thing i'd do if i could time travel would be to try a bunch of discontinued food and drink items
fast food and grocery store
Whats the best power you can have?
if i could have any power i'd choose teleportation
Teleporting is rlly good but I also like time controll like stopping it or smth
Cuz you can do SMTH and rewind so It never happened
there aren't many people i'd trust with that power
it could be used to do awful things
Alright dogs sealed away time to sneak out
Good luck
5 second rewind, so you can stop yourself from saying “thanks you too” to the waiter who said “enjoy your meal”
Yea but no one will remember that SMTH happened
Smart, you can rethink what u will say
I’d personally go for shapeshifting and portals
You
I'd do so much trolling if I had Shapeshifting
Have a good BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY
I’d only really need it once but if I just had it then like boom I’m the elephant in the room address me
Package acquired and neighbor spooked lol time to return home
Gn
Made it undetected I’m so good at this
Biting you
Gnight somehow still birthday dino
So bored rn chat died
Crickets
🦗 🦗 🦗
Hello people
rib
Yo
Is it your birthday everyday?
I guess so
The birthday dino
Biting you
Balding you

How to add images
#roles image perms
Right tanks
Ima just be ver active
Burger
Cheseburger
Hamburger
Honeymustars burgwr
Star burgwra
Pizza toast
Pepperoni
Hehe cheesebrgr
Stars
I just might
Stars
Seven eleven
7 elevwn
Seven 1ven
Ima.just list calharacters i know
Duatjn
Lucas
Goku
Trunks
Vegeta
Its afternoon for me
Also Jamison Battle clears all animes
Just like go to another server and conversate there
I mean you don't have to just a suggestion lol
-# i remember you was conflicted. misusing your influence.
gm chat
Clean mind test,what do you think of the song oh yeah is about?
from yello?
Yes
probably lust
Nope
"Yello’s 1985 hit "Oh Yeah" is a satirical take on lust, consumerism, and 1980s excess" - google
i checked after i guessed
It's about enjoying luxurious things according to my google
The music video has a little girl in it

Zooble dooble
Dude my life is actually Five Nights at Freddys
My workplace is making me wear a rabbit costume from our back room
Except I work in a pet store and it's for Easter Bunny pictures with Pets
akari
did you watch the trailer for the sendai colony fight?
What’s up?
Yes
Of course I did
they look so cool
This is going to be the best JJK episode to date.
Until hakari vs Kashimo almost certainly.
And even then…. It might be worse than Sendai.
what do you think of the voices?
I think they’re all fantastic
It makes sense that Uro has that deeper, angry voice.
And ryu has perfect sass
I don’t know how much speech we’re gonna get from kurorushi
yo
But the kurorushi fight is gonna be peakkkkk
true
You
🦭
four
Nothing but the art is still pretty cool
I saw a 2007 imac for sale
and I want it, because it works
And it comes with the box
I'm addicted to buying stupid old crap online
I bought a 2008 macbook pro with the box for 45
GPU is from a bad batch though so it's unusable
A replacement would be 300ish
I have old laptop, old laptop has shitty component that broke, replacement not possible, would need to replace entire board
entire board costs 300
You
Tbh.. part of me wants to get some gamersupps (idk why), but another part of me is terrified someone would see a cup and just make fun of me.

Steel Ball
Steel Ball?
■<■ I'm confused

Hellooooo
Hai
Chat should I buy a new TADC minifig
Skill issue
Git gud
Make trees allergic to you
Fight them back
You
Belo
Hai
Next stream will be on a Saturday and there is the vod channel
Quick question, where do u submit the videos for the ylyl?
why not keep #ylyl-entries open the entire time and just close it when needed without removing all of the posts
Cuz its the why they do it
would be nice to be able to find a submission video because i never find any of them on YouTube
I am running on 4 percent brain power
like the ammount of funny videos i found on YLYLs that i wanted to download are in a three digit area
Im an alien from the moon and i approve this message
Well you can just still find them
Hai lacey
Let me take “ah” from the September 18 (2025) YLYL (Every Time I Laugh, i Lose $100) at timestamp 4:36. Jimmy did not add the name of the submitted video’s channels until a few months after. The query is two letters AND two letters only. You can imagine that finding the video is like a needle in a haystack.
i mean the video’s name is TWO letters only.
Ok and i spent an hour looking for a video that i didnt even know the name to so like its possible
They also need to clear it to ensure that there is a clear line for where the ylyl starts (they need to go through to ensure its allowed on stream)
hi rik
Mrowww
Hallo
Gottem apparently 
Also gotten myself a bounty
Not a big fan of coconut at all
Yet bounty is nice treat
Chocolate?
the fany
Pup
Yea yea the coconut one
Bounty as in for a person is called differently so i just used the brand name
Yea yea
Yippeeee
Damn i just cut my finger while chopping onions 😢
oh god, they’re advancing in ways to make us cry
ouchie
It deadass hurts so much
Don’t let the onions win
Do not show weakness in their presence
They feed off anguish and weakness
beat the onion to death
Bitchass onion
kill them
No clue
I swear, why are Japanese youtube videos edited like that
Edited like what
hi bunny
Also i can't be the only one that kinda cringes at KPOP demon hunters mainly because of the facial expressions
Valid reason
Reminds me overly corporate slop
It’s the animation style for me
It’s too… smooth
Ykwim?
Too fluid yes
I think it was engineered to go viral
To be honest, I shouldn't be judging by it, I literally edit my videos like that
they put all the popular stuff in it
I prefer the kinda choppyness that other similarly animated movies have
Like spider verse
Exactly I love the spider verse movies
I forgot the specifics, but I think spiderverse usually sits around 30fps on more intense scenes
I think it's animated on 2s?
On twos and threes yes
Yeah that's it
Dude
Your bio💀
Love it
And I think some of the characters are animated in 24 fps
One could say you were swooned by their bio
The roaring is coming The roaring is coming
Uhhhhhhh
W h a t
Oh, I thought you meant my bio not my status
Coming straight from your house
I did
I know
What’s the knight gonna do
Stab me?
Lmao
This joke completely flew by
:(
I saw it
the anii to the dah
Indeed
What was it?
Swoon
You really don’t have any idea do you?
It’s been a while since I’ve been online
Dude do you even know about Deltarune
Chapters 3 and 4?
No

T V T I M E
Is that the fish?
the one who lies?
In my about me? Yes
It's the one who tells the truth specifically
I love how || Jax got peeled ||

Paster 
I REALLY wonder where the sunken treasure is
Anyways, I’m gonna disappear for another two years unless I don’t

I feel that
See you in three
The friends we made along the way
Nah it's the one piece
....one...piece?
THE ONE PIECE IS REAAAALL!!!!!!
Could we get much higher
I beat you to the punch
mine is louder and pridefull
also go sleep bunny
No u
If messaging is your power, what are you without it?
I just found a TikTok live with less than 50 viewers and it’s literally Yuji’s Japanese VA. Hello???
He’s listening to the Season 3 outro 😭😭😭
I hate Kanji 😭
Hel9
Once I learned how to use dark aura to manipulate people my life has become so much easier
Wut
You
Jimmy
wassup guys im back
hi starqueen
hi steele
Me? 
hi puppeteer master

Hru
i was mostly offline because my laptop wouldnt turn on lol
I wonder if it would be possible to crossbreed Peanuts with Pea Plants so we can have peanuts with peas in them and peas with peanuts in them
hi glaggle
wassup
I'm alright i guess
Wbu? :3c
in what part of your glaggle brain have you found this lmao
Eh tired
sleep
Me rn
Chill
Cant still calming down
Part 2 ending was forced, rushed, and lazy
hi
Forced happy ending smh
true
hi hotpot
Hola 
i still stand on the fact Don Juan will forever be better than Don Quixote on a historical standpoint
You
Me 
Hai hru
i joined a few days ago
anyway shmornin chat
Can this person please stop trying to get me to like the Chainsaw Man ending
Nothing is going to make me like it
Good afternoon.
Oops
dude you were right the animation for ep 2 is so much better
Luckily for me I don’t watch Chainsaw Man gg ez
The new Outlast Trials update does have some sad things though OUUUGGHH
Hai rib
see?
i got so excited to watch more and then realized its only those two eps 💔
true
gmornin :3
if only i could ay
Explosion
welcome to me! Cuz i am Me! And me is me! And for i am me, me am me, i can be me, and create the things that me can create! Which includes everything me can do, and i can't do anything me can't do!
wassup ken
Yo
I’m alright running off a few hours of sleep and a redbull
Kars? More like CARS!! Ha-
How red is the bull?
Fair enough wish u luck
me very funny
full of red 40
Fire
im out of words, bye
67
when will they invent red 41
Potatoes
Hehe
the vermont
Hello kfc popcorn chicken

KFC??
meow
Has it been two years yet?
ermm actually it hasn't
Beep
honk
barbeque bacon burger
barbaque chicken alert
I want chicken now

im gonna be a one man cheeseburger apocalypse
You'd have to be a pretty big cheeseburger
can i have a pleaseburger cheese
BING BOP
Bing-bap-boom-boom-boom-bap-bam
Giant squids live in the twilight zone of the ocean
reminds me of the "I throw my used car batteries into the ocean-where the fuh am I..."

No lyric spam

sorry
No Wormies
Anyone here listen to Metric?
w<
Hru tiff
Im alright, wbu
Im ok
will people plz stop reporting me for no fucking reason? quit being a bunch of pussies and acting like you haven't heard worse ON jimmyhere streams -_-
- nobody reported you, i warned you
Okay bro
- read the top of the chat
this is NOT TWITCH CHAT.
different platforms, different rules.
🙄
💀

Hai tables
🍪



Stack
Cookie!
2 calories
Yummy :3
My cat’s orange idiot boyfriend came back
you make a very poor argument. "disgusting" is a strong word for making a joke no worse than the shit everybody hears every day.
Enjoy
0.667 calories per snlax
Womp womp?
but whatever. i dont wanna get banned so sorry or wtv
counterargument: i don't care. this server has different and more strict rules.
The exit is on the right
don't like it? leave.
Preach
Gwa gwa
Anyways i should take my meds
I’m cursed to always appear at the worst times
Would probably be a good idea
Ong was thinking something similar
Sugar free caramel hard candies taste so much better than the ones with sugar they’re so tasty
kids these days
Days these kids
these days, kids
sink that let in
Mm yummy estrogen
🍪
👨🍳
10 more hours of playing trials instead of being productive here I come !!!
Just play for 9 hours and be productive
Sugar free sweeteners are much stronger so that may be why. Though in all curiosity, how is sugar free caramel even made
Meow
Woof
MEOOOWWWWWWWW
It’s made using the power of friendship :3
Arf woof
U deserve cookie
Wruff
Oh right, my bad
:3
nice Pokemon ref
Gigaton hammering you
Any ways my cat’s bf came to our house yesterday
Bonk

Good on him for meeting the parent(s)
I can’t stream it but I’m gonna sit in VC while I play trials because I like hearing people talk. Keeping my mic off because I’m shy

I LIED the mic stays on
yoo Robert the Bruce became king today
Im feeling gay
720 years ago
Strongly homosexual
I wish I had my mic so I could come in and burp at you

I wanna like
Hold hands with my gf
Woah… that’s way too inappropriate Tiff !!
There are CHILDREN here
Heem heem whimper
Hello

I might even
Make eye contact
:3
GREAT HEAVENS
Took me a second to register that joke, nice one. Though, if I’m part of “parents” in this context. I haven’t met him. My brother sends me pictures of him.
Next you’ll tell me your gf has seen your ankles before marriage
What did I miss bro??????
She has
Ive seen hers too

Devious
YOU SINNERS
0////////0
Bro??🥲
Gasp
ok that one entirely depends
Fuck da bible
WHAT I MISS bro
Immediately stepped on a trap and had to restart the trial 
my last time doing any sort of research on biblical history came when I last got extremely zooted
Homosexuality
And?
Alright fine what if i dont do all the hand holding and eye contact and i just
Kiss her
Nothing much thats pre much it
No I’m say what’s wrong with it
Religion is interesting to me as a topic but like we can’t particularly discuss it here, I’m also very much not religious
Oh
Nothin

It used to be a coping mechanism and now I remember more than most members of my faith. 💀
No one said there's anything wrong with it
indeed
Well someone keep screaming about sinning so I don’t know and the Bible
They hust joking about handholding and eye contact as some nsfw activity
Anyways back go other topics

Thats not better???
KISU???
the humble Quantum Physics
THAT’S WORSE
Damn im one hell of a sinner then
If you put on socks it should be fine
Beat up rika then you can do that without her FOXPHOBIC booty
FOXPHOBIC??
YEAH
TRUEEEE
Rika get over here im gigaton hammering you again
Drama
car
I AM NOT A FOXPHOBE
I’m so confused
hi so confused im glaggle
So this is the jimmyhere discord
I’m aware
It's chaotic here
Anyways i gotta go drive my ass to fuckin school
deadlock reference
Haha
I’ll be back later
Violence
Third birthday in a row?
I’m hungry
How is it still your birthday lmao
Jeez Omar
Idk lol

I log on during either silence or the most random shit
We’re joking about minor physical affection being more nsfw than normal, at least I am
Permanent birthday
A winner is you
devs gotta patch this
Breh
NAUR
It has to be removed manually I think
When the bot doesn’t work like that
Strange, mine barely lasted the whole day… (live in CST)
It’s based on AMERICAN time zones
I AM AN AMERICAN
How’s y’all’s day going
Oh ignore me then, I thought it was American time zone
guess we’re just abolishing the CST zone

Guys
Hap bday komar 🦟
Sigh
Ty lol
It was only by an hour iirc, so the probably ended things early
Omar
The goat can’t be summoned
And back to confusion
What
HEY ITS THE AUSTRALIAN GUY howdy sir how are you this fine day
yo have yall seen the new emoji tab????
No
I just realized sebiretchi looks like a living taco
Whats good chat
bru it got tagged as spam??
Hello
Where, is it not a mobile thing?
Not a guy btw.
I am gud
Did you send a copypasta?
Of like those big ass kaomojis
just one of the ones i just sent, they are small
ig?
Some of the symbols can be picked up and filtered by the bot
Oh sorry I just naturally say that
yeah i think its one that looks like a paw
𐔌՞ ܸ.ˬ.ܸ՞𐦯
Hallo chat
Its ok just for the future
It’s like when you’re in a room full of people and you just like say hello guys that’s that’s just kind of my situation😂
But I’ll keep that in mind👌🏼
hello eveyone :)))
Think I’m gonna to to Ecuador to find the Sam O’Nella tarantula
ima join vc in 10
Replaying Pokémon Sword for the 100th time
Hola
sorry for yr loss (。•́⌓•̀。)
Dayum
It's not BDSP, so I'm not complaining
LOL
God the transition from Sword as my first Pokémon game straight to Brilliant Diamond was a living nightmare.
My first game was soul silver
Didn’t even know how to use status moves when I started ;-;
Everything about BDSP brought shame to the original Diamond and Pearl games
Mine was Black
Feel bad for the devs that were forced to make a remake for it in a span of 4 months. There is so much evidence that they wanted to do more, but they ran out of time
Despite being rushed, and honestly flopping with the game, at least they didn't make Cynthia a fraud
ough
I know nothing about the original game but there were fragments of it that I enjoyed
pokemon pretty alr
Dia! Hi! Hru?
working job
Didn't win the lottery yet huh?
HELL NAW
Ated the winning ticket sorry
they updated their security
The one I think about the most is how motion controls are a feature you can toggle on and off, even though only one feature uses motion.
Damn
lester on it tho so gotta give him time
Appreciate there is a fellow espurr enjoyer
Espurr is my favorite cat Pokemon
I don't have one favorite pokémon, just a large group of many that I like
Im horrible at picking favorites so i usually dont have one. But sometimes something is just so cool to me that i can manage to definitively say its my favorite
Rn, I really like Zorua
I love Cubchoo and Spheal
BUB!
RIKA!
I really like heracross
Hallo
PUT THOSE DAWGS AWAY

Never
gecqua is my new favorite

Silly bug
Rar
Some more of my favorites include

I like this little silly bug
Mega Heracross looks cool as well
And many more
Aaaahhhhhhhh
I love mega heracross lots. Its literally me
ong
Zorua, Ninetails, Hatterene, and Meowscarada are probably my top favorites rn




I like Deoxys a lot
Although that's my general favorite
I like them a lot aswell
My favorite legendaries are regigigas and deoxys
My top 5 favorites consist of (in no particular order) Meowscarada, Mewtwo, Armarouge, Hitmonlee and Tinkaton
Hi jag
I like hitmonchan
My favorite will always be chandelure
Sup floob
I remember having to explain to clover that hitmontop is in the same evolution line as them
Cobalion Is probably my favorite legendary
💔
Hitmontop evolves at level 20 from Tyrogue if all stats are balanced, right?
I believe so
Love having a friend tell me to get into call to hang out, just to be the only one sitting in said call 😭
It be like that sometimes
Lol
Sometimes? Try every single time
One of my friends usually streams corruptions in our GC and im like the only to watch them
Eh?
Y’know
My sona made out of flesh
Reject your mortal flesh
Heeellooo
Im sure most of them consist of some form of flesh
Im flesh on the inside
Fleshasha
Car
Nevermind I didn’t want to change just yet

Meow
MOD
Seems to happen when I just begin to come aroundto saying hello
Shhhhh

How about no?
Bananner
I want to share the fact I'm doing Billy art, where Billy's playing Papa's Freezeria
What about papas toasteria?
That would be pancakeria
Yeah sorry to tell you like this but…
You’re a mod…












