general

[plucky garden]

Yes

[uncut briar]

“Guilty: Confiscation” -Judgeman

[unique mulch]

erm hi

[plucky garden]

Nvm I changed my mind NO

[plucky garden]

Hello

[upbeat bane]

zalgo moment

[unique mulch]

i just got discord recently but I LOVE Jimmy's videos

[plucky garden]

[indigo hull]

... Pocket s̸͒̍̇͠a̶̓͑̏̅ň̶́͑͌d̷̍͗̓͂

[burnt merlin]

Joint photographic experts group

[indigo hull]

WAIT THATS WHAT IT IS!?

[plucky garden]

Is that a spell?

RLLY?

[burnt merlin]

[indigo hull]

well consider my shivers timbered

[plucky garden]

New knowledge

Alr byeeeeeeeeee

[upbeat bane]

the first major wizard to use the spell was Dale, from King of the Hill

[uncut briar]

For the 63rd time

[coral tulip]

Bubs grandma got us kfc

Hooray

[coral token]

nice

[urban valve]

the kfc near me is mad dry i cant lie

[indigo hull]

my nearest KFC is also a Pizza Hut

foods goated ngl

[pallid socket]

I wanna try some more c-beauty stuff

[coral token]

the KFC here in argentina i tried was ZERO crispy

soggy and super oily

flavorless and hard chicken

[indigo hull]

yeah tbf i dont even like their chicken

[coral token]

[indigo hull]

KFC biscuits tho...

Can't lie im a fiend for them

[coral token]

they don't have biscuits in our menu

😭

[indigo hull]

you're missing out

they taste great in America

[pallid socket]

I don’t like biscuits

[indigo hull]

then again most fast food biscuits here are relatively the same

[pallid socket]

They’re so dry

Makes my mouth feel sticky

[urban valve]

yeah the biscuits here are ass

[indigo hull]

it varies on how they are made but its not for everyone

[urban valve]

so i usually end up going to cane's

[indigo hull]

different measurements and ingredients are bound to produce varying results

[urban valve]

even if the chicken ends up dry then i still have the legendary sauce

[indigo hull]

I don't have a Cane's near me 😭

[urban valve]

oh yeah wait i went to Argentina when I was four for a funeral

shit was lit i cant lie

[uncut briar]

Bro wut 😭

A funeral was lit?

[urban valve]

it was my great grandpa

[indigo hull]

funeral culture wildly varies around the world

[urban valve]

and I was four. Never met the dude in my life

[indigo hull]

yeah funerals at that age are something

[uncut briar]

Welp Rip

[unreal kiln]

My great grandpa's funeral was also lit

[upbeat bane]

I like the cultures that celebrate death, it reflects how I want people to move on after I'm gone, celebrating life

[indigo hull]

i just barely remember my grandmother's funeral from when I was 3

[unreal kiln]

Which happened 2 years ago when he was 99

[indigo hull]

then my great grandad later on at 6

[upbeat bane]

that is a long time to be alive

[indigo hull]

indeed

[uncut briar]

“Celebrate death” is quite a crazy phrase… i would say maybe like “Celebrate how long they lived”

[indigo hull]

the oldest relative i know of was my great great grandmother who lived to 93

she died a few years before i came into the world

but she could've had memories of reading about WW1 in the newspaper

[upbeat bane]

yeah I did say that weird, I meant like it should be a celebration of how they lived their life

[uncut briar]

Yeah i get what you mean

[unreal kiln]

Me and my uncles and my grandpa were playing street fighter shit was pretty lit

[uncut briar]

Im actually from the moon so when people die, we abduct a cow to celebrate

[upbeat bane]

awesome

[upbeat bane]

I KNEW IT

PEOPLE CALLED ME CRAZY BUT I ALWAYS KNEW

[uncut briar]

Rats

[indigo hull]

you lie its just to produce more cheese to make the moon larger

[uncut briar]

That aswell

[indigo hull]

we all know thats where the sharp cheddar is made

its from the core itself

[upbeat bane]

the moon is not made of cheese, silly, it's made of bleached cow dung, everyone knows that

[uncut briar]

Aight brochacho if you say so

[left sierra]

If one were to theoretically transport 4 toasters by foot, what container should they be held in?

[upbeat bane]

a bathtub (no water)

[uncut briar]

Thats actually why im 7’10 aswell

[uncut briar]

Ziplock bag

[left sierra]

Ah yes. I must carry a bathtub to transport my four toasters.

[upbeat bane]

it's efficient

[indigo hull]

you know those flying rocket wagons or whatever they're called?

[gritty temple]

[indigo hull]

the stereotypical red wagon

use that for your four (4) 2001 CuisinArt toasters

[urban valve]

holy shiet im nervous

[uncut briar]

gets fucking blown up

[indigo hull]

you good bro?

[urban valve]

for the most part yes

[left sierra]

For whatever reason, whenever I'm here, there's a 50/50 a Thales will spawn in from nowhere, followed by Smudge half an hour later.

[urban valve]

im just scared of something 😱

[indigo hull]

boo

[left sierra]

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[bleak warren]

sometimes sooner

[left sierra]

Well I guess thats fair too

[indigo hull]

isn't that a smudger

[coral token]

jokes on you i am always watching

[bleak warren]

i do be smudging

i am also watching most of the time

[left sierra]

I didn't know the year was 1984 here, okay

[bleak warren]

i go to bed before Thales does, and he wakes up earlier

[indigo hull]

when are people gonna start using Fahrenheit 451 jokes?

[uncut briar]

Ibuprofen

[bleak warren]

so there's a good chance one of us is around most of the time

[left sierra]

Or... uh... reality TV, which apparently some people said id be really good in(????)

[indigo hull]

Engish

[bleak warren]

my grandma fingers got stuck

[indigo hull]

tragic

[gritty temple]

When I get cut off while talking for the 3rd time so I just have to give up atp

[uncut briar]

/ dd balance

[indigo hull]

skip dialog irl

[gritty temple]

REAL

[indigo hull]

it be like that with my trio of boys

istg im way too smart to be hanging out with them but at the same time ive known them since Quarantine

[ruby zealot]

Hi arch :3

[gritty temple]

HAIIII

[quartz topaz]

HAY

[stiff grove]

[indigo hull]

🐴

did someone say hay?

[quartz topaz]

yep

Def not gay

Hay

[quartz topaz]

god his face

so punchable

[rotund mason]

Glaggses (Glaggle themed Glasses)

[quartz topaz]

jkjkjk

[quartz topaz]

wsppp

[indigo hull]

no those are just Gloggles

[rotund mason]

True...

[rotund mason]

Yo

[copper sedge]

If I had a dollar for every dollar I have, I'd have twice as many dollars

[rotund mason]

HOLY SHIT IT'S MARKIPLIER

[quartz topaz]

OMFG

[copper sedge]

fredy

[rotund mason]

Anyways

[quartz topaz]

YOOOO

[ruby zealot]

Hello everybody my name is welcome

[quartz topaz]

TF IS WAMMU BTW

[rotund mason]

🤷

[coral token]

good news, openai official shuts down sora.ai, which made disney cancel a 1b invesment on them :p

[rotund mason]

Good

[ruby zealot]

Yeah I saw a tiktok of it

[quartz topaz]

damn

[quartz topaz]

also tf is my reaction perms?

[urban valve]

what perms

[coral token]

gone for a vacation

[ruby zealot]

Like jimmy

[indigo hull]

Jermany

[uncut briar]

-# Ahhh!

[uncut briar]

Youtuber

[mental tulip]

hi

[uncut briar]

Hi

[misty frost]

hello people

[uncut briar]

I’m gonna sleep now

[stray hatch]

G,day

[balmy hatch]

My gma gave me a cookie that has 700 calories, she's officialy trying to kill me now by a heart attack 😭

[vapid apex]

better eat it before g-ma gets upset

[uncut briar]

Diabetes speedrun

[vapid apex]

dont worry about calories, become a gassy warrior like me

[bleak warren]

if grandmas made all the food in the world, everyone would be fat

[vapid apex]

false, because grandmas use real ingredients

[uncut briar]

Nah everyone would’ve died of a heart attack

[bleak warren]

they'd use real ingredients and it would still make you fat

[fading kettle]

what

[indigo hull]

doesnt matter what the ingredients are

nop

[fading kettle]

[vapid apex]

🤫

[uncut briar]

Son 😭

[near valve]

Hi I’m gay

[vapid apex]

congrats i guess?

[fading kettle]

hi

[languid grove]

I had fun playing among us with my friends, I really did miss it

[fading kettle]

may i ask why you took the career of professional toe licker

[languid grove]

[fading kettle]

fr

[near valve]

Idk

[fading kettle]

dawg WE saw that

[bleak warren]

[uncut briar]

Nooo you didnt see shit

[bleak warren]

twitch chat is leaking again

[vapid apex]

what happend

[fading kettle]

huyh?

[vapid apex]

i looked away for a second

[uncut briar]

Nothing

[fading kettle]

yeah..

[vapid apex]

You fw choclate rain?

[vapid apex]

I love that song

[near valve]

[languid grove]

You can never blink in this chat

[fading kettle]

anyways me go to burger restuarnt bye

[bleak warren]

enjoy burger

[fading kettle]

😃

[near valve]

I lost the game

[fading kettle]

me will enjoy bunger

[prime canopy]

I have seen the live action Moana trailer, this better be the last of Disney’s cringe era because god damn

[languid grove]

Mlp reference??

[bleak warren]

why they gotta live action everything

[indigo hull]

money

[vapid apex]

tf? no. OG youtube video

[indigo hull]

and lack of originality

[uncut briar]

Rich reference?

[languid grove]

WDYM THE FACK

[prime canopy]

Cause Disney adults will make them billions

[bleak warren]

yeah Rika, chocolate rain is an old youtube video

[frozen laurel]

Pink Floyd reference

[gritty temple]

You don’t know about the OG chocolate rain ?!)?!

[indigo hull]

MY HS THEATRE TEACHER WAS ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE

i hated it

[bleak warren]

disney adults kinda scare me.

[languid grove]

No I just remember when Pinkie pie chugged chocolate rain

[vapid apex]

Me too

[indigo hull]

Echoes is better tbh

[uncut briar]

Bananini Chimpanzini

[coral token]

there is one valid disney adult.

[prime canopy]

Thankfully none of my teachers were, but my teachers were mostly assholes who couldn’t deal with my neurodivergence, even the ones in special ed

[indigo hull]

oof sucks you had to deal with that

mine ranged from awesome to downright incompetent

i'd sit and talk with my economics teacher about old Metal and Punk Rock all day

[prime canopy]

I did have some awesome teachers when I got out of special ed and back to regular classes

[sterile jacinth]

ello

[prime canopy]

I remember well when me and my science teacher shared music together when the school year ended

[indigo hull]

nice

[vapid apex]

and that is?

[prime canopy]

Better friend than whoever the students were

[upbeat copper]

Some stay dry but others feel the pain

[coral token]

brittany broski.

[prime canopy]

I swear, all those students were NOT REAL PEOPLE , npcs, peaked in secondary school

[drowsy bridge]

WHAT IS UP MY SKIBUDDIES

[ruby zealot]

hi arie

[upbeat copper]

Henlo puppy

[ruby zealot]

i still hate that

[prime canopy]

Sliming you IMMEDIATELY

[ruby zealot]

same

sorry ente

[indigo hull]

the underclassmen i was around my Senior Year has me greatly worried for the future

[drowsy bridge]

That tung tung tung sahurt my feelings

[ruby zealot]

[prime canopy]

Try the entire school 💀

[drowsy bridge]

Anyways, my silliness aside

[upbeat copper]

[ruby zealot]

my college has way better students than my highschool

[indigo hull]

nah it really was the entire school

[drowsy bridge]

There’s a pretty cool book that I think one of my teachers would like so I’ll give it to him after spring break

[indigo hull]

i mean this is like rural VA we're talking about

[prime canopy]

I’m excited for college :3

[upbeat copper]

I'm sliming out veemo

[bleak warren]

why

[upbeat copper]

she doesn't like Dr. Pepper

[bleak warren]

veemo is cool

[ruby zealot]

still hoping you get accepted yknow

[upbeat copper]

Yes I know she's one of my bestest friends :3

[indigo hull]

damn hope she gets a blanket

[bleak warren]

same

[upbeat copper]

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

[ruby zealot]

i wanna have a dr p now

[prime canopy]

We’ll know in two months

[indigo hull]

no :3

[upbeat copper]

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

[ruby zealot]

if you dont get in its rigged

[bleak warren]

glagg fits in so well here, it's like he's always been here

[indigo hull]

:3

[ruby zealot]

i love that

[prime canopy]

Well, maybe my grades were too low on other subjects than the one I’m getting into, or I applied too late

[upbeat copper]

Holy shit you're right..

I mean you're never wrong

But

[drowsy bridge]

Oh right I should probably look at colleges since I’m a junior now

[prime canopy]

I applied a little less than a month in ( the application time lasts 2 months )

[drowsy bridge]

[ruby zealot]

im going to strangle the entire admissions office if you dont get in

[drowsy bridge]

I’m so old

[indigo hull]

I wasn't in a spot to go to college

[ruby zealot]

dawg you still in highschool

[indigo hull]

nor do i really see a point in it

[ruby zealot]

you young

fuck.

im a senior next year

[drowsy bridge]

I want to do engineering

[drowsy bridge]

Real

[prime canopy]

Ooo

[ruby zealot]

in college

[prime canopy]

Interesting

[drowsy bridge]

Oh damn nvm

[indigo hull]

I thought about the history path

working my way to either being a professor or working in the field

either one would be great

[upbeat copper]

I'm freaking exploding general now

[drowsy bridge]

Fire

[upbeat copper]

💥

[ruby zealot]

oh damn

[bleak warren]

i haven't been consistently good at any one thing in my life that could reliably pay the bills

[drowsy bridge]

That’s what I want to do in college!

[languid grove]

Meow

[ruby zealot]

rika

[drowsy bridge]

[ruby zealot]

what was that

[misty frost]

woof

[dapper cairn]

I’m not good at anything except playing card games

[upbeat copper]

Rawr!

[ruby zealot]

you aint a dino twin

[frozen laurel]

[drowsy bridge]

I love aerospace engineering so much

[upbeat copper]

I'm a sharmk

[misty frost]

am only good at games

[drowsy bridge]

[upbeat copper]

SCOTTISH

[drowsy bridge]

How art thou?

[languid grove]

Meow

[misty frost]

YESSS

[upbeat copper]

ME TOO TWIN

[ruby zealot]

WHY DID YOU VOTE ME IT WAS CLEARLY SWAP

[indigo hull]

Scotman's World

[misty frost]

NAHHHHHHH GET OUT OF HERE

[upbeat copper]

@rotund mason

ANOTHER SCOTTTTTTTT

[ruby zealot]

oh no the scots

[bleak warren]

what would scatting with a bagpipe be like

[drowsy bridge]

I know a fella named Scott

[ruby zealot]

is he irish?

[drowsy bridge]

He’s my friend, I met him in kindergarten

[frozen laurel]

Love the Esidisi pfp

[drowsy bridge]

I think he’s Chinese

[indigo hull]

I dont know but now im mentally visioning Scatman's World on bagpipes

[languid grove]

WIWIWIWIWIWI

[upbeat copper]

Ty, happy birthday btw :3

[indigo hull]

and its incredible

[frozen laurel]

thanks

[ruby zealot]

snatching your wig

[drowsy bridge]

So like close enough to Irish

[upbeat copper]

Woah let's not get violent

[drowsy bridge]

[ruby zealot]

you right

[misty frost]

lowkey bad

[indigo hull]

nah on second thought play this at my damn funeral

I would hire a bagpiper just to play that at my funeral

[misty frost]

i think am the guy lowkey

[ruby zealot]

i would put on highway to hell

[rotund mason]

WHAT

[upbeat copper]

SPIDEY IS A SCOT

[rotund mason]

WELL WELL WELL

[ruby zealot]

cause its the place im going

[drowsy bridge]

When I die, I want a bouncy castle at my funeral. Y’all have seen that post, right?

[ruby zealot]

oh no scots³

[drowsy bridge]

Put my body in the bouncy castle at my funeral because it would be funny

[indigo hull]

for me being American i've pieced together quite a colorful Scottish ancestry

[misty frost]

I am indeed

[upbeat copper]

Keep playing and I'll piece YOU up /j

[drowsy bridge]

I want melon soda

[indigo hull]

but im related a to a duke :c (most likely illegitimately lmao)

[drowsy bridge]

The only place that I think would have it is 30 minutes away I think

[upbeat copper]

I'm a direct descendant of queen Mary

[indigo hull]

oh sick lmao

[drowsy bridge]

Oh wait, I can head to Walmart or the Donkey place

I think I’m rambling now

[indigo hull]

somewhere way back im related to Robert I of Scotland

[drowsy bridge]

Bye

[misty frost]

am related to a poet writer from like 200 years ago

[upbeat copper]

If we're related in any way I'm sliming you out

[upbeat copper]

Type shit

[gritty temple]

Owa owa

[indigo hull]

im not sure the exacts on my ancestry I just have a general idea

[ruby zealot]

it'd be cool if i had even more asian/muslim heritage

[indigo hull]

I know for certain im related to one of the officers of HMS Erebus

[indigo hull]

when it vanished in the Canadian Arctic

[real python]

I am baldi
You're in my school

[real python]

🦅

[indigo hull]

im 90 some percent of European descent

with a smidge of Native American

[ruby zealot]

imagine some of my ancestors are from japan, england or sum shit

[misty frost]

england sucks

[thorn isle]

this mclovin is portuguese french canadian cape verdean

[indigo hull]

i've got a mix of Blackfoot and Cherokee

[ruby zealot]

STOP THALESSING

[indigo hull]

the former greatly confuses me because the Blackfoot Confederation is all the way over in Montana and Alberta

[ruby zealot]

glaggle would you rather be in ancient greece or ancient egypt

[indigo hull]

Egypt for sure

[ruby zealot]

dont wanna deal with socrates?

"if glaggleland is your power what are you without it"

[thorn isle]

he is gla

[indigo hull]

I'd turn Socrates into a glognut

[thorn isle]

a fuckin what?

[indigo hull]

its a lemon flavored donut with yellow frosting and a smiley made of black frosting

the souls of heretics provide the lemon flavor

like the lobster soul from Adventure Time

[ruby zealot]

wanna sell fried chicken in the medieval age?

[indigo hull]

medieval peasants when i hand them a bucket of KFC:

[crisp hornet]

i unlocked Azazel

theyre so fun to play

[ruby zealot]

would you rather forever stay in your house or outside

[indigo hull]

ok thats actually a tough one

[crisp hornet]

prolly my house, i could invite people over to maintain a social life kinda, and i could order groceries

[misty frost]

i don’t have any social life i don’t even know what that is

[stone condor]

hello sigmas

[ruby zealot]

okay would you become the most famous youtuber or twitch streamer

[misty frost]

uhhhhhhh probably youtuber

[ruby zealot]

would you rather be in the walking dead universe for 10 years or in the last of us for 1

[misty frost]

uhhhhhhhh death

[ruby zealot]

really no walking dead?

damn

[misty frost]

let me tell you something

[indigo hull]

The Walking Dead apocalypse shouldn't have happened

[crisp hornet]

i dunno, i havent watched either

[ruby zealot]

did you even hear about them?

[crisp hornet]

I KNOW I NEED TO WATCH THEM IM SORRY

[misty frost]

got to catch them all or something like that

[ruby zealot]

PLAY THE LAST OF US DONT WATCH THE SERIES

[crisp hornet]

OK

[ruby zealot]

ITS A 2 PART GAME SERIES

[indigo hull]

L4D gotta have some of my favorite zombies in fiction

[misty frost]

i love the flood

[ruby zealot]

i love L4D2 with mods

[indigo hull]

just in terms of its apocalypse setting and the lore of the infection

[crisp hornet]

i like the plants vs zombies zombies, they funni

[indigo hull]

its idea of zombies is much more realistic

given that it largely used 28 Days Later as a basis

[real python]

Amen

[indigo hull]

actually that just means i like the zombies from 28 Days Later then lmao

[misty frost]

my dyslexic brain doesn’t compute

[ruby zealot]

i wanna be a vampire so bad

[indigo hull]

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is unironically an awesome book

[ruby zealot]

i love the big Linc in adventure time

yes i called him that

[ruby zealot]

yknow whats a dumb "historical" movie?

[indigo hull]

Napoleon

[ruby zealot]

America: The Motion Picture

[indigo hull]

Just watch Waterloo

[ruby zealot]

i love it

[misty frost]

lowkey met him once on 15 of April 1865

[ruby zealot]

its so bad

[indigo hull]

Just looked it up

[ruby zealot]

and?

[indigo hull]

Yeah I’d rather watch Horrible Histories

[crisp hornet]

when you know theryre john wiliks booth but you cant prove it

[ruby zealot]

LMAO

[indigo hull]

At least that’s actually funny

[misty frost]

nahhhh why you mean 😬😰

[crisp hornet]

what time did u meet him at?

[indigo hull]

Or Drunk History for that matter

Both were pretty good

[ruby zealot]

its so bad george has chainsaw arms

[indigo hull]

Nah why did they make him chainsaw man? 😭

[misty frost]

uhhh 10:20 p.m

[ruby zealot]

him and lincoln have a bromance too

[crisp hornet]

oh your not booth

[indigo hull]

Even worse 😭

Washington, like many founding fathers from Virginia, had quite the plantation

[misty frost]

maybe i am

[crisp hornet]

WHAT TIME DID U ACTUALLY MEET HIM?!

[misty frost]

I SNEAKED UP BEHIND HIM TO HUG HIM I SWEAR

[crisp hornet]

THAT DOESNT ANSWER MY QUESTION

[ruby zealot]

vietnam and the titanic was mentioned vietnam was a bar where they fought some of the british the titanic where they stole spoons and exploded the ship

its so bad the big ben is a giant mech

[misty frost]

yes it does

[crisp hornet]

[indigo hull]

I’m 90% sure the people who didn’t give a fuck in my US history class could do better

[crisp hornet]

IM NOT PLAYIN AROUND SPIDEY

[ruby zealot]

it'd be so much better if it was serious

[misty frost]

YES YOU ARE

[crisp hornet]

tell me the truth pls 🥹

[misty frost]

i am trust

[crisp hornet]

no ur not

u a liar

[misty frost]

nuh uh

[crisp hornet]

yuh huh

[misty frost]

nuh uh

[crisp hornet]

nuh uh

[misty frost]

nuh yh

[coral token]

The fuck is going on

[ruby zealot]

dont fucking swear

that shit sucks

[native sierra]

What time dies the stream start

Does*

[coral token]

Between hour 1 and hour 2

(no set time)

[native sierra]

Oh OK ty

[coral token]

(he's also in Japan so schedule is fucked)

[native sierra]

Ah ok

[indigo hull]

yeah its almost 10 am over there now

actually its the next day over there already

thats crazy

[coral token]

he shoots to stream from 7 to 9pm texas time

which is 7 to 9am japan time

[obtuse marten]

Sometimes I sneeze with my eyes open.

[indigo hull]

isn't that a good way to blow a blood vessel?

[obtuse marten]

Idk

I don't do it on purpose

[indigo hull]

fair

[misty frost]

did that once

[ruby zealot]

yikes

[misty frost]

10 out of 10 would try again

[obtuse marten]

Turns out it happens if they're closed or not.

[indigo hull]

ah

[obtuse marten]

I would say I have nothing to fear but I have EVERYTHING to fear now

[uncut briar]

Holy moly

[coral token]

also no

i do it all the time

i guess i'll find out one day

[indigo hull]

the best scientists always experiment

[south raven]

Scrunkly Thales

Hello

[ruby zealot]

bnuuy

[south raven]

Ah! You found me

Heyo

[misty frost]

hello

[tired temple]

Last time I did that it really hurt

[ruby zealot]

can you mayhaps add me?

[rain pagoda]

How does one perhaps get allowed to show memes or pictures in here?

[prime canopy]

you people should check out Mr. Floyd Larry's music -w-

[coral token]

getting image perms, #roles explains

[rain pagoda]

Much appreciated

[indigo hull]

the stupendous organism

[rain pagoda]

@ burgundy

Woops

[coral token]

nope..

not how it works

[rain pagoda]

Bruh

[coral token]

what you're trying to get is 1000dd

[prime canopy]

@ ermmmm everyone

[rain pagoda]

I see that now

[minor bear]

[rain pagoda]

[leaden kestrel]

[coral token]

sooooooooo

[dreamy knoll]

Tables 🍪

[coral token]

v

cookie

[indigo hull]

for vendetta?

[coral token]

for virginia

[buoyant agate]

Hello

[dreamy knoll]

Enjoy cookie

[indigo hull]

i just realized Virginia turns 420 next year 💀

with the founding of Jamestown

[stiff grove]

420?😁

[leaden kestrel]

👣

[urban valve]

Put those thangs away

[misty frost]

peak pfp

[crisp hornet]

why he got his dawgs out

[misty frost]

why not

[zinc frigate]

I feel like I came at a bad time again

[indigo hull]

couldn't be the worst thing you've seen here

[zinc frigate]

Still bad tho

[indigo hull]

touche

[crisp hornet]

i tuned in like a minute before you and i dont know either

[misty frost]

what happened

[south raven]

I don't dm much

[manic wadi]

hi (sorry for bad english)

[thin prairie]

[languid grove]

Meow meow

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[thin prairie]

[elfin wing]

[narrow atlas]

Work done. Gotta clean my hair now

[south raven]

Wowie zowie!

[thin prairie]

Bunny

[leaden kestrel]

hello

[south raven]

Tis I the creature

[languid grove]

DON’T SHUSH ME YOU BOINKADONK

[unreal kiln]

do you guys know the band first day back

cuz I got tickets for my bday heh...

[thin prairie]

OK BOOTYFARTNOSE

[compact sky]

one jacket figure came

jacket hotline miami

[languid grove]

BWEEHHHH

[thin prairie]

Breathing hurts

The air is so cold and dry it hurts my throat

[leaden kestrel]

double beef burgers

[elfin wing]

[leaden kestrel]

burger

[languid grove]

I know I know, how vulgar of me

[leaden kestrel]

burger

burger

[languid grove]

[leaden kestrel]

burger

burger

[elfin wing]

do not spamming.

[tidal geyser]

Burer taste good

[crisp hornet]

Burger? Did he just say his last name is burger? (im going insane help me please)

[leaden kestrel]

yo its caine from fortnite 2

[crisp hornet]

O MY GOD ITS CAINE FROM HIT WEB SERIES THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS

[tidal geyser]

Uh

[crisp hornet]

Gangle is the best character

[leaden kestrel]

based on '' i have no heart and i must love ''

[tidal geyser]

People in my life hate me rn and its really sad for me. My grandma died from drowning 3 days ago and im really sad

[leaden kestrel]

condolences

[crisp hornet]

sorry for your loss

[tidal geyser]

Yeah

I got banned for no reason on tiktok

[leaden kestrel]

guys june 19th is the day the final episode arrives

[tardy mortar]

Time to see how friendly people here to a person who’s been here for 4 years but hasn’t said anything in chat

[lapis pendant]

ih

[tardy mortar]

Hi

[leaden kestrel]

yo its mr barack

[lapis pendant]

no im artfuling

[leaden kestrel]

from the hit game dod

ima switch to anoher disc server guys

see ya

[tardy mortar]

Ig not that

[leaden kestrel]

im back i just had to check if here was any new announcements on ddc or {fortnite 2}

[leaden kestrel]

Holy shangai it it TETO FROM SCOTT PILGRIM

[urban valve]

Sum like that

[indigo hull]

Would Julius Caesar be fond of Pizza Hut?

[idle cosmos]

Classic

[upbeat copper]

Oh my goobness

[urban valve]

Yes he told me

[crisp hornet]

who wouldnt be?

puzza hut is good

[leaden kestrel]

Oh my god Its PEPPA PIG

Shes 17 scott

Aww CMOn

[zinc frigate]

You

[urban valve]

Sighhh

[upbeat copper]

Henlo pretty lady

[indigo hull]

Oda Nobunaga apparently

He likes Taco Bell more

[obtuse marten]

Why are oranges called oranges

[crisp hornet]

who the hell is that

[obtuse marten]

But an apple is not called redohmygoodness

[indigo hull]

The Dutch Royal Family

The House of Orange

[obtuse marten]

Aaaghh I can't take it anymooooree

[crisp hornet]

im gonna start calling em that now

[obtuse marten]

Eating a burger with no honey mustard

[leaden kestrel]

Cuz apples are pink in pozza hut

[crisp hornet]

a honeycrisp redohmygoodness

[obtuse marten]

Eating a burger with no honey mustard 🍯🌭

[indigo hull]

Eating a burger with nothing on it

No buns, meat or anything

[leaden kestrel]

I adked for a burger with nothing on it

Btw my profile was my 1st attempt as pizza toast i forgot to add ketchup

[urban valve]

That doesn’t sound very good

[zinc frigate]

Hello prettier lady

[urban valve]

I don’t feel too good though so food in general might not be it right now

[leaden kestrel]

.

[thorny arch]

i think everyone in this server needs a ||job, and needs to take a shower||

[languid grove]

Goodnight everynyan

[mental tulip]

hi

[leaden kestrel]

Woah its what is thate display name bro

The spiral slug leaning rainbow snail f leaning rainbow fancy m leaning fat a 1bit crocodile h

[languid grove]

That includes you, get in the shower and get employed you muppet

[zinc frigate]

I have a job and take a shower every day

[thorny arch]

good

[leaden kestrel]

Im done taking a shower but i dont have a job cuz i have no experience

[thorny arch]

oh im employed and i shower every night. i can name my shampoo and conditioner brand plus the body wash

[languid grove]

Good but you should also use soap and not just body wash

[rose vector]

[languid grove]

[thorny arch]

😭✌️ im pretty sure body wash is soap for the body.

[languid grove]

Oh my gah

[thorny arch]

what other soap should i use🥺✌️

[urban valve]

I use 8 in one

[languid grove]

A bar of soap, antibacterial and then you can use a nice smelling yummy body wash on top

I’m supposed to be asleep why am I discussing soap with a god of death

Is it Gad of Death

[thorny arch]

lowke if someone takes a shower and doesnt put on deoderant after, theyre horrible

[thorny arch]

its god of death

it was originally sat4ns_s1xth_s0n

[leaden kestrel]

Your pfp looks cursed bro

Whats your religion btw

[thorny arch]

what do yoy think

bsed off my tag

[thorny arch]

my pfp is metal jesus. hes goth

[leaden kestrel]

So like emo

[thorny arch]

yeah except a lil different. but basically

[south raven]

I've got a fact that'll 100% blow your mind

[leaden kestrel]

Reminds me of that one loud house fmaily member i think it was.lucy

[thorny arch]

yeah the punk one

[leaden kestrel]

Im.thinking of 2 of.them

The musician. And the emo one

[south raven]

Aren't most loudhouse fans lowkey weird?
I've only seen controversy after weird controversy

[south raven]

[thorny arch]

i think all of us are weird. even jimmys weird. were just all weird man

[cunning fern]

Hey guys where’s the Ylyl entries

[leaden kestrel]

I mean loud house fans are weird when u think abt the fanart

[pseudo pollen]

Bro no mean to be off subject but do you have like the Minecraft enchanting table language as your user LMAO

[cunning fern]

We don’t talk about the loud house

[leaden kestrel]

9k

[hollow cobalt]

2 hours, 23 Minutes, on just recreating the cover for my comic

Omg

[thorny arch]

i wish but nah its just something i got from using a letter cusromizer thingy

[south raven]

At least you don't had an F at the beginning of your name

I'm an adult

[pseudo pollen]

Ah lmao

[hollow cobalt]

So true

[south raven]

Smudge would approve of this joke

[leaden kestrel]

Have u guys seen duffys digital circus

Its a tadc au where its closer to ihnmaims

Pomni is am

[south raven]

I've only seen the Kaufmo short and "Testing with Caine" fan stuff

I like fanon more than AU stuff

[leaden kestrel]

Im waiting for a new episode

[crisp hornet]

of tadc?

[leaden kestrel]

No

Well ½

I really like ddc i asked duffy what she would call it besides ddc she said fortnite 2 so yeah

[cobalt wasp]

Video ion yt comes out tommorow rite?

[woven flicker]

Biting you

[leaden kestrel]

Wut

[cobalt wasp]

The ylyl come out on yt tommorow?

[leaden kestrel]

I think

Stream starts on friday so yeh

[south raven]

Nah I'll dodge

Happy birthday though

[leaden kestrel]

Bye guys ima come back later ima hibernate on yt shorts

[lapis pendant]

hi im obama

[woven flicker]

I still have the tag 😭

[south raven]

The best gift is the one that never ends

[pseudo pollen]

Wait a minute

[thin prairie]

[lapis pendant]

what

[pseudo pollen]

If your Obama. Why does your name say not Obama?

[woven flicker]

Biting you

[pseudo pollen]

Lmao

[lapis pendant]

a mod in this server is a hater

[pseudo pollen]

Ah

[upbeat copper]

Wait... TWO OMAR BIRTHDAY?

[woven flicker]

Yes also YOU

RAHHHH

[upbeat copper]

Happy second birthday of the year

[woven flicker]

Biting you and thank you

[upbeat copper]

Ow ow ow my skin aughh my flesh and np

[woven flicker]

Roar

[upbeat copper]

AH!

[upbeat copper]

OH MY LORDY LORD YOU'RE 18 NOW?

[south raven]

Is your mind blown yet?

[upbeat copper]

Edible

[verbal anchor]

You!!

[crisp hornet]

bnunny

[upbeat copper]

Owie

My ears

[verbal anchor]

Wha

[woven flicker]

Really?!

[upbeat copper]

Yes yes edible bnuy

[woven flicker]

Biting you

[south raven]

Note: bunny is not edible

[woven flicker]

Gasp….

[verbal anchor]

Gasp

[south raven]

(Because I said so)

[upbeat copper]

Bnuy is infact very edible

[woven flicker]

Too late CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP

[thorny arch]

well im gonna sleep you stinky losers. nah you guys arent losers but you are stinky. good night peeps

[crisp hornet]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT EAT HIM

[woven flicker]

That was very random

[leaden kestrel]

Its night for u

[woven flicker]

Also what the fuck

[thin prairie]

Wow

So handheld

[south raven]

Ikr?! Mind blowing stuff

[upbeat copper]

It's very edible

[thin prairie]

[upbeat copper]

I consume bnuy

[upbeat copper]

Welcome to adulthood Omar

[woven flicker]

ICK

[thin prairie]

HAH

[upbeat copper]

That's how I felt too...

[woven flicker]

AND IVE ALREADY BEEN AN ADULT

[upbeat copper]

Nuh uh

[woven flicker]

I’m 180 billion years old 😭

[upbeat copper]

Omars don't reach adulthood until then

Trust me I've done my research

[woven flicker]

sigh fine

I made myself some sleep tea

[upbeat copper]

Yes it is sleepy time

[woven flicker]

No

[upbeat copper]

But I'm tired so you have to sleep

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[woven flicker]

UGHHHH

[upbeat copper]

Go to sleeeeep
Go to sleeeeeeeep

[woven flicker]

Let me drink my tea and get my stuff for sleep then sure

[narrow atlas]

Hair washed. I feel brand new now

[woven flicker]

Balding you

[verbal anchor]

Tech!

[narrow atlas]

You’ll have to kill me first

[narrow atlas]

Hello Nerissa

[verbal anchor]

Hruu

[narrow atlas]

Good. Washed my hair, and I’m very tired
Wbu

[verbal anchor]

Im magical!

[narrow atlas]

Uhghh I want to sleep, but I gotta wait like an hour for my hair to dry

[dreamy knoll]

Aaaaaahhhh

[narrow atlas]

Anything cool happening?

[verbal anchor]

Go bed

[verbal anchor]

Magical tricks

[narrow atlas]

Are magical tricks different from magic tricks?

[dreamy knoll]

Its 1:40pm

[verbal anchor]

Yes

[verbal anchor]

Nap time!

[dreamy knoll]

Ive slept

[verbal anchor]

Again!

[dreamy knoll]

I got pizza

[verbal anchor]

[dreamy knoll]

Wut u want some?

[verbal anchor]

Mayhaps

[dreamy knoll]

🫴

[verbal anchor]

Yippee

[upbeat copper]

Go to bed

[dreamy knoll]

I did got damn

[upbeat copper]

Nuh uh cause I'm still sleepy

[dreamy knoll]

U go to bed

[upbeat copper]

No it's your turn

[stray hatch]

How about you both go to bed instead

[dreamy knoll]

I went to bed

[upbeat copper]

I am currently physically incapable of sleep

[stray hatch]

Yeah same my sleep paralysis demon is stuck on the stairs again

Also I hate mobile

[upbeat copper]

No I'm once again stuck in a very large pickle

[dreamy knoll]

Thats it im giving u 🍪

[upbeat copper]

NOOO MY ONLY WEAKNESS

[upbeat copper]

YOU

[zinc frigate]

Yay work meeting done

[zinc frigate]

[upbeat copper]

You freaking pretty lady

[dreamy knoll]

My student rep meeting is done so im happy

[verbal anchor]

YOU

[zinc frigate]

Wow we got some cool people here rn

[bleak warren]

perhaps

[zinc frigate]

4 really cool and pretty girls

[upbeat copper]

Yes you are here

[zinc frigate]

Had to bump it up to 4 smudge appeared

[upbeat copper]

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[bleak warren]

thank u for cookie

[dreamy knoll]

I feel bonita today

[zinc frigate]

YIPPEEEEEE

[upbeat copper]

You are bonita you fricking woman

[lusty gorge]

Please Mike please answer the phone
please don't leave all alone

[bleak warren]

i thought you were including yourself

[dreamy knoll]

U mean 5

[zinc frigate]

I’m just glad my meeting was chill about some neat things at work, and my exp grinding while I was totally paying attention the whole time went well too

[dreamy knoll]

Nuh uh not all the time, ur more bonita then me

[upbeat copper]

Wait I only counted 4 women what

[upbeat copper]

NUH UH I HAVE A BEARD

[zinc frigate]

Nope you cool I am coolnt

[bleak warren]

(the joke is that none of us are counting ourselves)

[zinc frigate]

You are one

[zinc frigate]

And? You’re still pretty

[dreamy knoll]

I shaved yesterday and finally removed the tempation to scratch my face

[upbeat copper]

I'm chopped rn

[dusty badger]

So I walk into med lab, sit down, and not even 10 minutes later 2 nurses bring me 2 kidneys, and a removed tumor. "Guys i dont know how to label this" "ok 👍 good luck"

[upbeat copper]

I feel HANDSOME and it's a bad thing

[upbeat copper]

Bow down to your queen veemo

[zinc frigate]

No
You’re pretty

[dusty badger]

YOU SET THESE ORGANS ON MY DESK DUDE YOU LABEL EM

[zinc frigate]

What the hell?

[upbeat copper]

I don't feel pretty

[zinc frigate]

I don’t remember hearing about that part of nursing school

[dusty badger]

We get organs sometimes in the lab for storage and research

[zinc frigate]

YOUR BODY TRY TO PUT YOU DOWN, YOUR BODY WRONG, YOU PRETTY

[upbeat copper]

My face isn't being nice to me

I'm gonna beat it up

Boxing match, me vs my face

[zinc frigate]

Don’t beat yourself up

In both the figurative and literal meaning

[upbeat copper]

I don't claim this face as part of me

[leaden kestrel]

Im back

[upbeat copper]

Grrr

[zinc frigate]

Oh wait smudge we got a reaction spammer in memes

[dreamy knoll]

Hydro guess wut

🫴 🍪

[leaden kestrel]

How do you chat in memes i camt chat i can read

[zinc frigate]

Image perms

[leaden kestrel]

Whats that

[zinc frigate]

GAAAAAH NO YOU

[zinc frigate]

🍪

[zinc frigate]

#roles read this

[dreamy knoll]

nuh uh

[upbeat copper]

How I wish I was born with one different letter

[leaden kestrel]

Hm

[zinc frigate]

[zinc frigate]

You want Pokémon X instead of Pokemon Y I totally get that

[upbeat copper]

Yea

[dreamy knoll]

Fine wut about we call it even?

[zinc frigate]

Swapping those game cartridges for you in secret hehehe

[upbeat copper]

[leaden kestrel]

How do i enable 8mage perms

[zinc frigate]

Read the #roles channel it says how you get them

[leaden kestrel]

Ok ty

[woven flicker]

Roar

[leaden kestrel]

Im on mobile

[tropic shore]

I do not miss math

[dreamy knoll]

Omar

[woven flicker]

What

I don’t want a cookie

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🦖

[candid tree]

Broski's I just got free stuff

Let me make a list of what I got

[woven flicker]

What

[dreamy knoll]

I found another dino

[woven flicker]

I’m the only one left

[dreamy knoll]

Nah revived this one

[candid tree]

1. A whole Wii
2. Mp3 player
3. CD Player
4. 20 DVD's
5. A DVD player
6. Football merch

I'm so happy!!

[sterile jacinth]

ELLO

[upbeat copper]

Henlo

[sterile jacinth]

fortnite

[zinc frigate]

For free?? Damn

[candid tree]

FOR FREEE

[humble hinge]

Yo wassup

[sterile jacinth]

the sky

[candid tree]

I got animal crossing with my Wii and just dance 2 with the controller nunchucks

[humble hinge]

MAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[humble hinge]

Coolio

[faint olive]

Hello peoples

[humble hinge]

Why can't I use images

[sterile jacinth]

idk

evil demons

[coral crater]

Can some one Send me a link to crispys discord server

Please

[bleak warren]

i just typed "crispy" into the search in the Discover function and it was the first result

[coral crater]

I’m on mobile

[bleak warren]

well the rules say no linking to other discords

[coral crater]

Ok

[fathom gate]

Hey so when can we submit videos for YLYL?

[bleak warren]

i just typed "crispy concords discord" into google search and the first result was his server

[verbal anchor]

Have you even tried looking for it yourself?

[bleak warren]

they just closed earlier today, probably going to be about a week until they're open again

[dreamy knoll]

🫴

[faint olive]

Anyone heard of epics 1000 employee layoff

[bleak warren]

you gave me a tiny you?

[bleak warren]

that doesn't sound very epic

[faint olive]

I know

[dreamy knoll]

U need some company

[bleak warren]

thanks

[faint olive]

1000 employees is genuinely colossal

[karmic shell]

goodnight fortnite

[dreamy knoll]

I got pocky now

[faint olive]

I don’t think I’ve even seen a company lay off that many employees

[dreamy knoll]

You

[toxic orchid]

ME??

[left sierra]

I get back here, and this is the first thing I see, so excuse me WHAT

[faint olive]

Yeah it’s wild

[verbal anchor]

YOU!!

[toxic orchid]

Mom I'm famous

What's next, Autumn?

[dreamy knoll]

Hai

[toxic orchid]

How are you both?

[karmic shell]

im poo

[dreamy knoll]

Internally screaming

[toxic orchid]

Nuh uh

[karmic shell]

oh ok

[toxic orchid]

It be like that

[verbal anchor]

Magical

[toxic orchid]

YAYYYY

[verbal anchor]

You!!!!

[karmic shell]

me!! hi

[verbal anchor]

Haii

[dreamy knoll]

You

[karmic shell]

me!! hi²

[dreamy knoll]

Hru

[karmic shell]

im doin 🛞
wbu

[bleak warren]

bro said "i'm a tire"

[dreamy knoll]

Screaming while eating pocky

[dreamy knoll]

They are mario

[karmic shell]

im mario its a me

[upbeat copper]

It was more "I'm doing tyre"

[bleak warren]

changing tires?

[upbeat copper]

Maybe

[bleak warren]

stupid is a pit crew

[verbal anchor]

Yes

[upbeat copper]