general

[burnt merlin]

fifty siiiiiix

Fifty siiiiiix

Someone please kill me

[indigo hull]

On it

[unreal kiln]

cuz we had a ton of german migration to the us during that

[crisp hornet]

I HAVE TO LISTEN TO LANKYBOX WHENEVER I TRY TO GO DOWNSTAIRS

[languid grove]

[lethal sierra]

Ok but let's be fr it is much funnier than 67 because of the way it mocks the number memes

[noble cliff]

Hi, guys! I'm new here.

[coral token]

That's the thing, we don't

[strong sequoia]

I'm tweaking 😭

[crisp hornet]

[burnt merlin]

[coral token]

No matter who you ask What american food is, they don't know

Either that or they say hamburger, bacon, pancakes

[bleak warren]

i was expecting like, a burger place with american stuff on the walls and the staff dressing like cowboys

[undone cypress]

watchu know about burgerinvegas

[unreal kiln]

but the american restaurant I went to in Barcelona was fried chicken and byrgers and stuff and it was cowboy themeed

[undone cypress]

rhe stay tuned burgrr

[indigo hull]

yeah thats what being in the Americas for like a hundred years before the English gets you

[lethal sierra]

Hot dog taco hamburger

[bleak warren]

that's what i was picturing!

[burnt merlin]

We have American week in lidl where they sell burgers and frozen fries and other stuff maybe those are the only ones I've seen

[indigo hull]

remember the Spanish had quite a bit of American land by the time Jamestown was founded

[noble cliff]

What we talking about?

[bleak warren]

i asked chat if other countries have american restaurants and what they're like

[strong sequoia]

Frozen fries..?

[unreal kiln]

I wish other countries got actual american restaurants like cajun food and stuff

[sterile jacinth]

MC DONALDS]

[coral token]

Americcaw-caw

[languid grove]

You just have to size up all the food and it’s an American restaurant

[obtuse marten]

Did an hour on the treadmill, fuckung sweet.

[burnt merlin]

Yup.. precooked and stored in a freezer

[bleak warren]

true tho

[indigo hull]

i know they have Hungry Jack's in Australia

[languid grove]

[indigo hull]

Aussie Burger King

[strong sequoia]

Well i know Australia is getting a burger king somewhere..

Idk where tho

[bleak warren]

what

[indigo hull]

the humble Hungry Jack's i just mentioned

[strong sequoia]

Phrasing?

[bleak warren]

what was that

[coral token]

Don't Google Australia PM McDonald's

[obtuse marten]

Grab what.

[crisp hornet]

we eat what?

[sterile jacinth]

I meant crab

[indigo hull]

I dont even have to

[burnt merlin]

Actually, now that I think about it, McDonald's and Burger King are the only American restaurants I've seen here in Bulgaria

[strong sequoia]

[indigo hull]

i know exactly what you're talking about

and its the funniest shit ever

[strong sequoia]

Care to explain?

[burnt merlin]

Oh and a Domino's

[plucky garden]

Hellooooo again

[indigo hull]

oh nvm its false

thats sad

[plucky garden]

Cat

[strong sequoia]

Ironically, I know someone who calls domino's 'dominino's'.

[coral token]

Just because he denied it doesn't mean it isn't true

Politicians lie all the time

[unreal kiln]

yeah he claimed hes never been in a mcdonalds

thats ultra lie

[indigo hull]

fair point

[lethal sierra]

Dominiminmibminmoa

[pliant flame]

Politics is trash

[plucky garden]

What y'all talking Abt?

[coral token]

McDonalds

[indigo hull]

don't google Australian PM McDonalds

[plucky garden]

Why not :3

[coral token]

Don't steal my bit smh

[indigo hull]

its not a bit if I already knew what it was referring to

[coral token]

Erm I did it fiiirst

[plucky garden]

Fair

Why is it that whenever I type something almost nobody else is typing or online

[plucky garden]

Ok

[lethal sierra]

Oh its a new sticker

[strong sequoia]

[lethal sierra]

2 of them actually, I like that that person's drawing became an official sticker here

[strong sequoia]

The way his eyes are..

[plucky garden]

They are beautiful

[stark onyx]

McDonald's cheeseburger with no patty, no cheese, no pickles, no onions, extra ketchup, extra mustard, add big Mac sauce, add mayo, add honey, add ranch

[obtuse marten]

100 bicep curls.

[crisp hornet]

THE GUY THAT MADE DDLC MADE PROJECT M?!

[obtuse marten]

100 LATERAL RAISES LETS GO

[indigo hull]

would you like a none pizza with left beef

[elfin wing]

100 minute plank.

[obtuse marten]

Fuck you.

[ruby zealot]

Hi trey

[stark onyx]

No I want the sauce burger

[ruby zealot]

Birb

[obtuse marten]

Sup

[elfin wing]

90% sure a plank over 5 minutes would kill a man

[bleak warren]

it's just a bun with liquid in it

[ruby zealot]

Hi command blox

[indigo hull]

but it in a blender

[stark onyx]

Yeah, sauce burger

[indigo hull]

smoothie

[obtuse marten]

Finally back in the gym so I'm going extra hard

[elfin wing]

ay tony, give me a burger wit nothing
NOTHING?

[stark onyx]

No it has sauce

[obtuse marten]

Getting the pump after so long feels so fuckin good holy shit

[indigo hull]

The sauciest of lambs

[obtuse marten]

Self esteem+

[plucky garden]

Goodnight Everyone

[languid grove]

I’m going to eventually be able to do a 5 minute plank

[plucky garden]

Imma goin to slepp

[languid grove]

You just WATCH ME

[obtuse marten]

T-Rex arms are going to go crazy.

[elfin wing]

good luck

[languid grove]

Plonk

[obtuse marten]

I remember the days when I was able to do more than 15 fucking push ups at a time

[stark onyx]

Me into the couch when I'm tired

[obtuse marten]

Now I'm averaging a good...8. on a good day.

[elfin wing]

i do like 20 a day

[obtuse marten]

Consistency is key

[stark onyx]

15???

[languid grove]

I can do 15 elevated push ups

[brisk shard]

i can do

[languid grove]

Only 5 normal ones though

[obtuse marten]

More than.

[elfin wing]

i'm trying to get into a routine of doing 20-30 of 7 exercises a day

[brisk shard]

2 push ups

[stark onyx]

I could do like 25 before I started slowing down

[obtuse marten]

I mean like 20+

[crisp hornet]

i can do 0 handed push ups

[brisk shard]

all my strength is in my legs

[languid grove]

That’s too much hun

[stark onyx]

Maybe 30

[languid grove]

Oh I misread

[elfin wing]

not at all, I can do 20 of 7 a day and be fine

[obtuse marten]

If you can't do 10 regular ones then do 50 incline push ups.

[languid grove]

Ignore me I completely misunderstood

[brisk shard]

i could probably do a crazy amount of leg work outs

[elfin wing]

pushups are a lot easier with ground handles

[obtuse marten]

And if you can't do that, 100 against the wall.

[frozen laurel]

Rika

[languid grove]

I need to get those

[brisk shard]

ILLUMIDAY

[stark onyx]

That's just shoving

[languid grove]

Hallo !!

[elfin wing]

if you have dumbbells, use those

[obtuse marten]

Yeah.

[real python]

Happy birthday butt

[obtuse marten]

That's the point.

[languid grove]

I don’t, that’s also on my list…

[crisp hornet]

o yea happy birthday Illumi

[obtuse marten]

When you get used to it just go lower and lower until you're comfortable with normal pushups.

[stark onyx]

If you have siblings you don't need to excercise that way

[elfin wing]

I need to get heavier dumbbels

[obtuse marten]

I'm an only child.

[elfin wing]

the ones I have now do like nothing anymore

[frozen laurel]

thanks

[stark onyx]

I see

[elfin wing]

heaviest I got is a 10lbs
i can do like 15-20 lat raises with it

[languid grove]

My main goal is to become super flexible and just be happy with my body

[elfin wing]

very good goal to have

being flexible is surprisingly helpful sometimes

and of course, being happy with your body always is

[languid grove]

For real, what if someone robs me and I just do a backbend and kick them in the face

[lethal sierra]

I used to have a really good routine, but my problem is that I eventually got bored of doing the same excersises over and over so I slowed down on it and got lazy

[languid grove]

[obtuse marten]

30 15 lb dumbbell lat raise (for each arm)

[lethal sierra]

So now I'm not consistent at all

[thin prairie]

Jump up kick back whip around and spin

[obtuse marten]

Or 5 on each side until 30.

[elfin wing]

eventually, I wanna pull off the saitama routine for shits and giggles

[obtuse marten]

I'm somewhat doing that

[elfin wing]

pretty much what I do, 15-20 on each arm

[obtuse marten]

But instead of 6 miles it's 4.

[elfin wing]

I need to get more miles in

these days I just do workouts and don't walk whatsoever

[indigo hull]

i'd like to see if i had what it took to become a Royal Army Marksman

the Mad Minute where you had to fire 15 shots with a Lee-Enfield in 60 seconds

[obtuse marten]

Cardio is one of my top priorities rn

Im 194 lbs rn.

[elfin wing]

i'm like 140lbs but istg 80% of that is in the gut

[obtuse marten]

(I don't look it because being hella big boned runs in the family)

I just look really...big and wide. If that makes any sense.

and somehow I lost two pounds because I went from 196 to 194 in a month without doing anything.

[languid grove]

I gained some weight, I used to be 100lbs but now I’m 105lbs, I mean idc about my weight on paper but I’m more concerned with just having a body I like

[stark onyx]

How am I like the same weight as you

I'm half a foot taller 😭

[languid grove]

I’m not the fat one, you’re just concerningly skinny

[stark onyx]

Yes I know that's what Im talking about 😂

[gritty temple]

[narrow atlas]

Beep

Anything cool happening soon?

[languid grove]

That was more like a reminder to myself before I do care about my weight on paper especially if you directly compare yourself to me

[crisp hornet]

im like 85 pounds and 5'2, if it wasnt for a new kid coming to my school this year id still be the shortest boy in my grade

[stark onyx]

I've tried to gain weight in multiple different ways and all has failed lol

[crisp hornet]

im built like a fucking twig

[stark onyx]

UH-

[languid grove]

[languid grove]

How old are you?

[crisp hornet]

i could eat like, 10 burgers in one sitting and still not gain a pound, my metabolism scares me

[languid grove]

12?? 11?

[stark onyx]

I'm 5'1 and 105 or so pounds

[crisp hornet]

15

[humble isle]

My FUCKING BACK

I hate my spine

[obtuse marten]

I'm built like a fucking linebacker dude.

[stark onyx]

Yeah... Similar story here but dear gosh yours is far faster than mine

[obtuse marten]

5'8 194 apparently.

[languid grove]

What the fack

[narrow atlas]

I am like 155, and 5’11

[languid grove]

Buffest fetus I know

[obtuse marten]

I am not buff in any capacity shape or form lmao

I'm just big for absolutely no reason

[narrow atlas]

Brick build

[obtuse marten]

Lmao

50 rows

[brisk shard]

uhhh im 6 foot and

[obtuse marten]

Right fuckin NOW.

[brisk shard]

i cant translate out of stone

[stark onyx]

I think if I were to exercise that'd be my best option for gaining weight bc I have no fat to burn😭

[elfin wing]

I may try a plank for the first time in a long time

[brisk shard]

but im 10 stone

[narrow atlas]

The most exercise I do is my random night adventures, which tend to be multi hour long walks

[obtuse marten]

If you do it I'll do it.

[languid grove]

DO IT !!

[stark onyx]

The frick is a stone

[brisk shard]

im very skinny

[crisp hornet]

I dont know why metabolism is so fast, it honestly kinda scares me

[languid grove]

Let’s all become planks

[obtuse marten]

How long.

[brisk shard]

i walk for hours every day and have a very fast metabolism so i dont gain weight

[languid grove]

1 minute, hold on let me go to my room so my aunt doesn’t question me

[stark onyx]

Apparently 14 lbs

[obtuse marten]

One minute? Bet.

[brisk shard]

even with my good diet

[stark onyx]

140lbs and 6 foot?

[brisk shard]

im skinny as hell

[stark onyx]

Like the same height to weight ratio as me 💀

[languid grove]

I’m ready, what about you fetus

[narrow atlas]

I want to be a skelington tho

[brisk shard]

wait lowkey lemme join

is it a normal plank

[narrow atlas]

Or a scorpion. Scorpions are so cool

[languid grove]

Yes you plank

[elfin wing]

imma do it and see what my time is

[brisk shard]

i used to do these so much with joe wicks

hold on lemme go try

[stark onyx]

"Joe wick" is killing me

[narrow atlas]

I can’t do a plank rn since I am in a dish pit

Shit is nasty

[crisp hornet]

i hate planks, i have a weak ass core

[languid grove]

Alright lemme see how long I can do

I gotta stretch first

[stark onyx]

Do sit ups first to build something

[brisk shard]

first plank in a long time i only did 30 seconds

[zinc frigate]

Planks are cool, very useful in builds. They go great with logs and stripped logs too

[stark onyx]

Put your feet under your couch or something so you don't just fall over

[obtuse marten]

Holy shit dude.

[elfin wing]

got a minute on my plank

[narrow atlas]

I can’t think of a dish pit, and not giggle cause my one of my favorite bands did a music video in one

[bright mica]

Yo guys random question is it weird that I sleep without a pillow?

[elfin wing]

I don't think I've done a plank in years

[obtuse marten]

Bro I did a full minute.

[elfin wing]

been a good 2-3 years

[wintry temple]

Honestly I don’t think so

[obtuse marten]

I had to recite David goggins quotes in my head to get through it

[indigo hull]

what if i want to be a lobotomy?

[brisk shard]

any cool leg excersices im not good at anything else

[obtuse marten]

My stomach AAAAAAAAAAHHHJHU

[wintry temple]

A lot of pillows are way too padded for me, I need a super flat one or else it hurts my neck and makes me uncomfortable

[obtuse marten]

AAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOWWW

[elfin wing]

my legs started to hurt before my abs did

[narrow atlas]

Squats

[bright mica]

Ok thanks just checking:)

[brisk shard]

oh

[narrow atlas]

Box jumps are also good

[obtuse marten]

I almost tapped out 20 seconds in.

[brisk shard]

those are boring

[stark onyx]

It's... Not normal, but I wouldn't say it's weird. But I sleep with 3 pillows so like

[zinc frigate]

I need to work out more lol, or like at all

[elfin wing]

real shit

[stark onyx]

Who am I to say how many pillows is normal

[brisk shard]

i dont got time

[elfin wing]

i might try another plank

[obtuse marten]

But if David goggins exists and I can't even do a minute plank then I just gotta try harder

[wintry temple]

I used to sleep with a lot of pillows now I just sleep with one really flat pillow

[obtuse marten]

Don't make me do it again.

[crisp hornet]

the closest thing i get to a workout is marching band practice

[brisk shard]

i got two pillows

[obtuse marten]

DONT MAKE ME DO IT AGAIN

[languid grove]

Okay ref this is unfair my dog used poke me with his nose

[bright mica]

Damn three?! What are you? A pillow hugger? (Bad joke)

[elfin wing]

i may try and hit like 4 different planks

[languid grove]

I lasted 1 minute and 5 seconds

[obtuse marten]

GAAAAAAAAAAAAHD

[brisk shard]

since i have my family's king sized bed i get two pillows to fill up the full bed

[elfin wing]

5 seconds longer than me

[obtuse marten]

I lasted exactly one minute

[stark onyx]

There's just pillows everywhere

[narrow atlas]

I got 4 pillows, but most of them is so I don’t slam into the wall

[wintry temple]

Planks can be fuckin brutal

[languid grove]

[elfin wing]

imma give it another shot

[brisk shard]

how the hell

[obtuse marten]

The shoes I'm wearing aren't good for grip

[brisk shard]

i got like 0 core i cant do it

[old plover]

I’ve held a plank for 3 minutes

[obtuse marten]

I started falling out of my shoes before I got to 30.

[brisk shard]

[wintry temple]

I remember in PE they separated boys and girls and had one group run to the fence line and back while the other held planks

[indigo hull]

fake piss

[languid grove]

I’ve been training for a few weeks now

[obtuse marten]

For my mental health no the fuck you did not.

[bright mica]

I’m now just imagining starfires room from teen titans when you said this

[brisk shard]

i should start doing joe wicks again

[rotund mason]

I should see how long I can do a plank lwk, hold up

[wintry temple]

Some kids DELIBERATELY took their time getting back

[real python]

I have digestives

[brisk shard]

used to do it so much in lockdown

[wintry temple]

Resulting in us having to hold planks for an ungodly amount of time

[obtuse marten]

I tap you out at 50 seconds more or less

[wintry temple]

Ok that’s my story

[stark onyx]

Smaller builds apparently can build faster than everyone else... Somehow I'm in the "else" being 105lbs and 5'1 or something

[brisk shard]

i still do excercise but its more like

[narrow atlas]

I sleep through all my gym classes

[brisk shard]

just specifically my legs

[languid grove]

How many assisted sit ups can you guys do (I need my feet held down) :(

[brisk shard]

3 hour walks every day

[stark onyx]

Same

[elfin wing]

50 seconds for a full plank

[obtuse marten]

The only time I went to the gym was because the fitness gram was coming up and I wanted to do more than 10 pushups.

[brisk shard]

ive never tried

[elfin wing]

lemme try an elbow plank

[obtuse marten]

I did 30+ and never went again.

[wintry temple]

I’ve always sucked at sit-ups, even when I was extremely fit and flexible

[stark onyx]

I also haven't tried in a while

[brisk shard]

oh actually lemme try do a couple sit ups and try

[elfin wing]

30-ish a day

[obtuse marten]

16 or less.

[languid grove]

Oh my god I’m so stupid Gehe

[narrow atlas]

The rare occasion I do exercise in my room I do a 100 than stop

[obtuse marten]

Sit ups alright let's go.

[languid grove]

I’ve been doing elbow planks

[wintry temple]

Idk if I was doing them wrong or what but they’ve always been super difficult

[rotund mason]

Assisted? More than 30 I'm sure

[elfin wing]

they're the most common ones

[bright mica]

Damn this whole conversation turned into a training gym for people for free

[brisk shard]

nvm sit ups are boring

[stark onyx]

The frick were you doing before

[elfin wing]

full planks

[wintry temple]

LMAO

[rotund mason]

More than 30 as well, without assist

[brisk shard]

did a couple and realised its not all that

[wintry temple]

one exercise I didn’t mind was wall-sits

[bright mica]

XD

[obtuse marten]

I always struggled with sit ups because of my FUCKING TAILBONE

[ruby zealot]

Yo kit

[brisk shard]

hi puppet

[indigo hull]

read that as toblerone

[languid grove]

It’s the furry in you

[wintry temple]

REAL OH MY GOD

[languid grove]

LET IT OUT

[wintry temple]

It HURTS

[stark onyx]

My boney ahh could never

[elfin wing]

alright lemme hit another elbow plank

[languid grove]

[obtuse marten]

I WISH IT WOULD JUST FUCKING GO AWAY

[ruby zealot]

The furry?

[rotund mason]

I love doing overhead presses with 7 - 9 kilo dumbbells

[indigo hull]

what the hell did this place just devolve to?

[languid grove]

Wait where’s my tailbone

[obtuse marten]

The only time I ever do sit ups is if I'm on a padded surface where I 100 percent WLL NOT FEEL MY TAILBONE.

[languid grove]

WHO TOOK IT

[bright mica]

Gym training

[stark onyx]

Apparently

[brisk shard]

ngl i should like

[ruby zealot]

Damn I should really go to a gym

[rotund mason]

SAME dude

Hard surfaces are uncomfortable as shit

[ruby zealot]

That's so true

[brisk shard]

try gym excersices that take lower back and leg strength

because i would say thats my strength

[languid grove]

Nevermind I have no idea where a tailbone is

[brisk shard]

i do a lot of lifting for my family

[indigo hull]

the tailbone itself is rather useless

[stark onyx]

When I was younger I would hurt other people by sitting in their lap bc I was so fricking boney

[brisk shard]

just a little above your butt youll feel a bump

[rotund mason]

It's all the way at the bottom of the spine, I think

[wintry temple]

Base of ur spine

[ruby zealot]

Very bottom of your spine

[indigo hull]

like the appendix

[obtuse marten]

The tailbone is a vestigial structure in the body

[rotund mason]

Appendix, coccyx area (I think)

[obtuse marten]

I wish we still had tails though.

[bright mica]

Why go where you can get free training right now if you click right here YES here and now

[obtuse marten]

Yuh

[ruby zealot]

Yeah

[indigo hull]

hehe, coccyx

[obtuse marten]

Good job.

[ruby zealot]

A gold star for you

[languid grove]

I would love a tail even if it was like a hairless rat dog tail

[narrow atlas]

Eh kinda. Spine needs to end somewhere

[rotund mason]

GWAAN BLUD GWAAN 🗣️

[brisk shard]

i dunno i think a tail would be annoying personally

[obtuse marten]

I remember my first time I got t rex arms lmao

[ruby zealot]

True

Clothing would suck

[real python]

Bomboclat

[stark onyx]

The pelvis was a great spot to stop, why did it have to keep going

[rotund mason]

And whenever you sleep too

[ruby zealot]

Hi floob

[rotund mason]

Imagine your tail constantly hitting you when you sleep lowkey

[ruby zealot]

Yeah

[real python]

Hullo

[obtuse marten]

Fight it

[brisk shard]

wait are we talking dog tail or monkey tail

[obtuse marten]

Alrighty I did arms and cardio today I'm going RIGHT THE FUCK BACK HOME NOW

[ruby zealot]

Tails in general

[brisk shard]

monkey tail that i can control and shit would be good

[obtuse marten]

Imagine tails in fights

[narrow atlas]

Cause our evolutionary ancestors had tails that were slowly evolved away as we became apes

[brisk shard]

actual controllable tails like a fifth limb

[languid grove]

Meow

[rotund mason]

O bout YU fight ih MI RASSCLAT

[narrow atlas]

Scorpions have the coolest tails

[brisk shard]

BARK

[languid grove]

Now I’m in the mood to workout

[elfin wing]

@languid grove 1 minute 6 seconds

[stark onyx]

How in the avocado frick did a chat about exercise turn into a chat about tails

[obtuse marten]

NO MEK MI BOX UP PON YUH BOMBOCLAAT MOUT BWOY

[languid grove]

I WILL GET YOU

I WILL OUT ELBOW YOUR ELBOWS

[elfin wing]

[rotund mason]

MI BOX PON YUH BLUD

[brisk shard]

good motivation

[obtuse marten]

A WHO YU A CHAT TO BECAUSE MI KNOW SEH YUH NAH CHAT TO ME??

[elfin wing]

my non-driver ID card is a wild comparison

[brisk shard]

try beat gehe

[rotund mason]

MI CHATTING TU YUH

[stark onyx]

R/ihadastroke

[elfin wing]

I got that ID card like 4 years ago and I was 4'10 and 80 lbs
now I'm 5'7 and 140lbs

[narrow atlas]

Also fun fact about scorpions. Their tails are made up of seven segments, and contain parts of their digestive system

[bright mica]

LMAO

[obtuse marten]

"Who are you talking to because I know you're not talking to me."

[brisk shard]

i slightly understand the jamacian accent but not as well as other accents

[ruby zealot]

You're 5'7??? Damn you tall birb

[rotund mason]

Jamaican Patois

[languid grove]

Oh my god that’s adorable

[obtuse marten]

It's fun

[rotund mason]

Fire

[brisk shard]

ive lived around accents a lot

[rotund mason]

I'm 6'2 and 137 - 145 lbs 🥹

[stark onyx]

What Eldritch vocab were you using

[narrow atlas]

Their venom also contains digestive enzymes. Similar to spider venom

[elfin wing]

my mom is going to embarrass me so hard by showing you old photos of me

[brisk shard]

i think thats just what living in rough areas does though

[elfin wing]

green bean limbs

[obtuse marten]

Jamaican patois lmao

[brisk shard]

ive heard it all

[languid grove]

[narrow atlas]

How do I weigh more than you?

[rotund mason]

Fast metabolism is a bitch

[languid grove]

The British are keeping him skinny

[ruby zealot]

What's your tall to weight ratio if I may ask?

[brisk shard]

true

[obtuse marten]

A who = who
Yuh a chat to = are you talking to
Mi know seh = I know that.

Ez.

[indigo hull]

not cool

[elfin wing]

I used to think I had a fast metabolism
turns out I had an eating disorder

[languid grove]

I only have like one photo of me as a toddler

[narrow atlas]

5’11, or 6’0 idk. 155ish pounds

[stark onyx]

Why did it still somehow look like english

[ruby zealot]

Yeah the Brits suck nothing against you rika and ken

[dry rock]

So true

[rotund mason]

It's so ANNOYING having to eat a bunch of food, only to gain half a pound

[brisk shard]

chat if you ever wanna learn many different accents at once

[obtuse marten]

I have a toddler photo of me and ironically I was holding a toy guitar

[ruby zealot]

The swap is here hi

[brisk shard]

learn British slang

[dry rock]

Gup

[languid grove]

I think I was just an ugly ass toddler and no one wanted photos of me

[carmine sky]

Hello

[ruby zealot]

I still have my old plushie from when I was a toddler

[brisk shard]

and london dialects

[languid grove]

[stark onyx]

😭

[narrow atlas]

That explains it. My Irish genes just built me better out of spite

[elfin wing]

FALSE
HERESY
PROPAGANDA

[brisk shard]

british slang is basically built off of other languages

[dry rock]

YOU WANNA GO MATE, I CUT U UP LIKE A SEA SLUG YE OLD BUGGER

[carmine sky]

Crazy

[rotund mason]

As long as I know how to throw hands or learn a submission or two, then that's alright

[languid grove]

AAAAAA

[brisk shard]

no not like that

british slang as in like

[languid grove]

I’ll show you the photo when I can get it

[stark onyx]

That sounds Scottish for some reason

[thin prairie]

It's so fucking windy

[ruby zealot]

Bruv?

[brisk shard]

on some brit tings, mums

[elfin wing]

you had to have been adorable, I refuse to believe otherwise

[ruby zealot]

Don't fly away

[thin prairie]

I'm indoors

[rotund mason]

Ya mandem alright?

[ruby zealot]

Tornado

[narrow atlas]

I don’t need to learn how to fight when I have a secret mouse-ka-tool that’ll help me in a situation

[brisk shard]

wallahi you on some joke ting right now

[thin prairie]

Rare in the uk

[bright mica]

Uhmm guys I don’t understand American units like pound and feet… I’m from somewhere else but I’m 175 cm and 55 kilograms

[ruby zealot]

Ah yes the uo

[brisk shard]

dont try me, you get me

ill do you in proper

[languid grove]

Well it’s been roughly almost 18 years and I certainly haven’t gotten cuter

[rotund mason]

No blud, you on jokes

[thin prairie]

Shut up

[brisk shard]

nah nah dont even try it yeah

[languid grove]

[urban valve]

School is o ding ding done

[rotund mason]

I'll SHANK you, yeah??

[ruby zealot]

That's 5'9 and 121 pounds

[strong vigil]

inshallah they find him

[stark onyx]

5 foot 9 and 121 lbs

[rotund mason]

Anyways, enough BRI'ISH

[brisk shard]

mums you on that (british slang that i cant say here) ting bro

[bright mica]

Ok thanks

[rotund mason]

Hemi

[ruby zealot]

No problem

[dry rock]

Honley

[bright mica]

You too thanks

[strong vigil]

hi

[brisk shard]

a lot of bad words in british slang

[rotund mason]

How are you

[elfin wing]

ok then you're actually just divine, got it

[strong vigil]

sleepy

[urban valve]

There’s British slang?

[rotund mason]

Your mums minging yeah

[dry rock]

Pressure is going down till the update, just letting u know

[brisk shard]

DO YOU WANNA GO

[ruby zealot]

OF COURSE THERE'S BRITISH SLANG

[stark onyx]

Are you and Rika dating or smth

[narrow atlas]

“Ballocks, shit, and fuck”

[urban valve]

I thought they were too elegant for slang

[rotund mason]

Did you see the recent raw
IShowSpeed got cursed by Danhausen

[ruby zealot]

Yeah they are

[rotund mason]

YEAH BRO

[dry rock]

Yeah they are

[strong vigil]

no

[brisk shard]

look into the London accents

[languid grove]

YA THINK??

[real python]

I've just had this Kitunes mum. It is focking minging.

[brisk shard]

specifically south east london

[rotund mason]

It's HILARIOUS, check it out

[languid grove]

[stark onyx]

I do think, I just didn't know how/when to ask 😭

[strong vigil]

i only saw punk get decked and brock laid out

[rotund mason]

Elite ball knowledge

[prime canopy]

They made the official competitive pokemon platform… pay to win

[brisk shard]

theyre mainly built from other languages basically

[real python]

I know balls

[elfin wing]

it's in the name...

[ruby zealot]

Hi cos! Hru?

[urban valve]

Nah I’d get more info from National Geographic 😂 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[ruby zealot]

Real

[urban valve]

Was that funny guys?

[stark onyx]

I KNOW that's what made me think 😭

[brisk shard]

british slang takes huge pointers from middle eastern and african dialects to create one huge mega language everyone speaks

[ruby zealot]

No

[urban valve]

Fuck you too

[prime canopy]

Hai puppeteer :333 I did a bunch of chores today, and I’ll do more tomorrow , shit feels fresh

[stark onyx]

Pengwings

[ruby zealot]

Damn

[rotund mason]

DId you just have a bender yeah?? You must be chuffed mandem 💔

[elfin wing]

yes, we're dating
I don't know what I did to wind up with someone as perfect as her though

[brisk shard]

theres beauty in the "british" slang accent

kennedy ur smart, is there a name for it

[languid grove]

BURRRRPPPPP

[ruby zealot]

You know how birds dance to attract mates? You did that

[languid grove]

Yeah very perfect

[rotund mason]

A name for what?

[stark onyx]

Match made in heaven

[dry rock]

Rika u should have ur name be Rika(Gehe's simp)

[brisk shard]

the London accent or British slang

[narrow atlas]

A cockney accent?

[real python]

Jamaican British accent

[native kiln]

Sora AI shutting down let’s fucking go

[languid grove]

Is this a plot for you to steal my pronouns

[rotund mason]

Cockney (London accent)

[dry rock]

Nope

[obtuse marten]

I fucking hate Toronto and anyone living there.

[ruby zealot]

I was going to but...

[dry rock]

U can move it

[indigo hull]

completely different from what they've got in Manchester I hear

[bright mica]

Hehe… “cock”ney

[brisk shard]

oh yeah kennedy

[rotund mason]

VERY different

[brisk shard]

do you know a lot of my family lives in croydon

[real python]

I've already hired the notso-phantom thieves to steal your pronouns

[rotund mason]

You poor soul

[ruby zealot]

Rika (Gehe's simp) (she/they)

It could work

[obtuse marten]

Let me explain something. If Jesus came down to earth right now and the first thing he heard was "Ay wagwaan crodie" he would kill us all.

[brisk shard]

honestly croydon is kinda beautiful

[dry rock]

Won't fit

[brisk shard]

its just crazy a lot

[rotund mason]

Exactly

[ruby zealot]

That's true

[languid grove]

Too long

[brisk shard]

dont send Jesus to Canada, noted.

[dry rock]

Make it (shey)

[ruby zealot]

Perfect

[languid grove]

You’re done

[rotund mason]

Sending you to Westminster or smth

[dry rock]

BAHAHA

[languid grove]

[real python]

It's perfect

[ruby zealot]

That's true

[rotund mason]

Say that again...

[real python]

Shey goes hard

[brisk shard]

theres a very rough area of Brighton

[dry rock]

What about s(t)he(y)

[indigo hull]

GUTS AND BLACKPOWDER REFERENCE!!!!1111 /j

[brisk shard]

theres 2 rough areas

[languid grove]

I was considering doing smallest simp but I know the short teasing would only get worse

[dry rock]

Give ppl a stroke reading it

[ruby zealot]

SHE DID IT

[brisk shard]

i grew up around that stuff so

[languid grove]

[real python]

Sthey

[bright mica]

Anyway imma sleep now goodnight GNG see you tomorrow

[ruby zealot]

Don't worry we know you're short and bald

[dry rock]

Very true

[languid grove]

I’M NOT BALD??

[twilit mural]

Yes u are

[elfin wing]

blasphemy

[ruby zealot]

Shhh don't worry we know...

[dry rock]

Y O U

[brisk shard]

can you put an asterisk next to biggest

[twilit mural]

Me what

[stark onyx]

Who the heck said you were

[ruby zealot]

I did

[dry rock]

What's my name

[brisk shard]

heisenswap

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[twilit mural]

Idk

[indigo hull]

Germanicus idk

[dry rock]

Goob eater

[ruby zealot]

You're goddamn right

[stark onyx]

Look it's Caillou

[dry rock]

Guess what u are

[indigo hull]

could be Britannicus for all i care

[brisk shard]

guys

[dry rock]

:3

[ruby zealot]

Yeah?

[brisk shard]

we should all play games now

[ruby zealot]

True

[twilit mural]

WHAT IS THAT (DONT TELL ME ITS A DUH)

[brisk shard]

whos free

[ruby zealot]

I'm down

[indigo hull]

im free but dont feel like gaming

[brisk shard]

the spelling error saved you here

dont be weird again

[dry rock]

What games?

[twilit mural]

ROBLOX

[brisk shard]

games, infinite games, but no games.

[indigo hull]

was gonna play VR but it crashed so i said fuck it

[twilit mural]

MM2

[dry rock]

I'll take the bacon

[ruby zealot]

I'll take the bacon

[brisk shard]

smh

[dry rock]

HAH I SAID IT FIRST

[ruby zealot]

FUCK YOU

[dry rock]

I GET ALL THE BACON

[indigo hull]

cant i ated it all

[brisk shard]

we should all play uhhhh

[dry rock]

MUAHAHAHA

[ruby zealot]

Balding you

[brisk shard]

roblox uno

[dry rock]

Wrong

[brisk shard]

whos down

[dry rock]

Fuck no

[urban valve]

There was this game I saw in an ad for steam called “Become” and it looks interesting but it ain’t out yet

[twilit mural]

GUYS IM THE BIG BACK I GET ALL THE BACON 🥓

[ruby zealot]

Again me

[shell sedge]

hi

[languid grove]

It’s a Kenji

[brisk shard]

boooooo

[twilit mural]

ME

[ruby zealot]

Hi!

[dry rock]

My brother ruined uno

[brisk shard]

you know youd lose swap thats why

[stark onyx]

Super smash bros ultimate 32 player tournament 😂

[ruby zealot]

Damn swap you're gonna take that?

[dry rock]

Exactly

[ruby zealot]

Oh he did

[dry rock]

My brother kept winning when I was 11

And ruined the game for me

[ruby zealot]

Swaps server?

[dry rock]

If yall are down and we get ppl we can do among us?

I do need to eat dinner first tho

[stark onyx]

I'd be down for amongus lol

[languid grove]

I can join

I know… crazy… like a dad coming back with the milk

[ruby zealot]

Awesome sauce

[elfin wing]

if rika is joining, I might...

[brisk shard]

nvm

[indigo hull]

i wonder if Richard I of England had this relationship with England itself

[ruby zealot]

Huh?

[indigo hull]

i mean he only spent six months of his entire rule there

[brisk shard]

lowkey im playing with someone else rn that just came on lmao

[stark onyx]

Oh wait

[brisk shard]

one of my friends

[indigo hull]

and died in campaign in France

[brisk shard]

sorry

we should all play uno like tomorrow tho

[ruby zealot]

No problem

Same time?

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[lapis pendant]

hi

[ruby zealot]

Boop

[ruby zealot]

Hi

Damn i kinda wanna play arsenal now cya chat

[narrow atlas]

God damn there ain’t SHIT happening at work rn

[sleek iris]

Green needle

[narrow atlas]

Tf am I supposed to do in a dishpit when there’s no god damn dishes

[languid grove]

Stare at the clean dishes

Until they become dirty

[wide storm]

Idk conjure up some dirty dishes?

[languid grove]

[narrow atlas]

My gaze is too intense. They just shatter

Ig I’ll just get jumpscared by one of the cooks again

She appeared from beneath a sink last time

[plucky garden]

Wuhs good y'all?

[ruby zealot]

Hi ash! Hru

[wide storm]

Tired from learning how to drive

[coral token]

kj

[plucky garden]

Then don't learn

[wide storm]

But gotta make sure I am not too silly and chaotic and know road etiquette

[narrow atlas]

Merge without signaling

[burnt merlin]

Is that my pookie I see?

[plucky garden]

Should I change my pfp again?

[indigo hull]

i love it when the game that was running just fine with mods earlier decides to crash twice out of nowhere

i think im gonna put another fucking hole in the wall

[plucky garden]

Don't, I wouldn't recommend that

[indigo hull]

the dumbass wall design in my house hasn't stopped me before

it just guarantees the act will end up leaving my hand covered in blood

[plucky garden]

Ouch

Did you do that already 1 time or not yet?

[upbeat bane]

that is not very glaggle of you

[plucky garden]

I hope not

Bleeeehhhhh

[ruby zealot]

Woah!

Hi to you too anii

[narrow atlas]

Lowkey might just start throwing the big plates like frisbees

[plucky garden]

Why

[narrow atlas]

If they try to stop me I’ll throw the tiny ones at them like ninja stars

[plucky garden]

Why is everyone trying to break SMTH?

Walls, plates what else? Floors?

[indigo hull]

i hate the fact there's no rage rooms around me

[upbeat bane]

large people already do that

[indigo hull]

i'd totally put money into it

[upbeat bane]

punching bag?

[plucky garden]

Wdym by that

[indigo hull]

no i would have to break something

rather it be a wall or my hand

[upbeat bane]

floors can only hold so much weight

[plucky garden]

Punch a pillow bro, don't hurt urself

[sharp geyser]

good news: ||sora ai is getting shut down!||

[plucky garden]

We know

[upbeat bane]

it's only a foothold

our work is not done

[plucky garden]

I realized

Alright
Goodnight Everyone Imma goin to le slepp

[burnt merlin]

Hru? :3

[ruby zealot]

Good wbu?

[kind skiff]

make sure to let the bed bugs bite. they need to eat too, you know

[plucky garden]

I have chocolate near my bed
Can they take that as an offer?

[indigo hull]

They yearn for your flesh

[plucky garden]

Oh 3:

[indigo hull]

Well your skin more accurately

[upbeat bane]

as does any other carnivore and parasite alive

[plucky garden]

I'm almost only made of bones tbh

[indigo hull]

Don’t forget Venus flytraps

[upbeat bane]

💀 this you?

[indigo hull]

And other carnivorous plants

[plucky garden]

Not yet

[burnt merlin]

I'm alright ig
been on the grind today
did you see the teaser thingy i sent in fiche's server like a couple days ago?

[indigo hull]

Damn Carnivorous Plants are fucking cool

[plucky garden]

Just need to eat less

[ruby zealot]

No? I gotta check which channel?

[upbeat bane]

those are carnivores too, yes

[upbeat bane]

yes

until they get large enough to eat people that is

[burnt merlin]

hol on I'll just dm it to you

[ruby zealot]

Kay

[plucky garden]

Alright byeeeeeeeeee

[indigo hull]

Fallout 76 has a biome themed around that somewhat

[red cobalt]

Can we all agree 'Your ai slop bores me is better'

[indigo hull]

They have these large sundew forests

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[indigo hull]

Even Pitcher Plants too

[upbeat bane]

pitcher plants are the most likely to get large enough for people

[indigo hull]

Yeah

[plucky garden]

Bro a ducking mosquito landed on my phone

[indigo hull]

ducking 💔

[upbeat bane]

the pitcher plant sleeping bag (made from one giant pitcher plant)

[plucky garden]

YOU PUT A CURSE ON ME 3:

[burnt merlin]

Did you check dms?

[ruby zealot]

Yeah

[narrow atlas]

I lowkey might fall asleep standing at work rn

[plucky garden]

Goodnight

[kind skiff]

muahahahaha

[narrow atlas]

I said might. I’m not actually gonna

[indigo hull]

I cast the spell of sleeping on you

[narrow atlas]

You think magic would work on me?

[urban valve]

yes

[languid grove]

MEOWWWWWW

[narrow atlas]

I’m insulted

[final pine]

Medically induced hypnosis

[urban valve]

shucks

[indigo hull]

Me when i see corn

[narrow atlas]

I’m not getting bested by no damn spell caster

[ruby zealot]

+9999% immunity against all forms of magic

[ruby zealot]

Check dms

[atomic ruin]

gn chat

[ruby zealot]

Night

[narrow atlas]

If I’m getting beat by anything in a D&D setting than it’ll be a gunslinger

[indigo hull]

The dwarf barbarian named Thomas Jefferson:

[plucky garden]

I wasn't saying it to only u, I'm going to slepp

[plucky garden]

[narrow atlas]

Ah
Peace

[uncut briar]

Gurt: yo

[plucky garden]

Yo gurt

Bruh

What Abt the guy above?

I'm just saying hi to gurt

[indigo hull]

That one was actually funny

[hollow cobalt]

Reworking on my comic

The cover looks AMAZING

[plucky garden]

Nice

[hollow cobalt]

(To me)

[plucky garden]

Can you send it in #art ?

[hollow cobalt]

No perms

[plucky garden]

same here

I'm rlly close tho

[hollow cobalt]

Nice

[plucky garden]

Can u send it on private?

[hollow cobalt]

Dms? Sure

[hollow cobalt]

Sent

Why have I been downvoted

[indigo hull]

No clue but he’s done it to a few people

[hollow cobalt]

Huh ok

[uncut briar]

I got a joke

[indigo hull]

According to the music I just heard I’m a disgrace to my country

[plucky garden]

Say it

[fading kettle]

what

[uncut briar]

And thats the joke

Jk

[indigo hull]

No clue it’s some welsh band I listen to

Good shit honestly

[fading kettle]

interesting

[uncut briar]

Roses are dead, violets are dead, im a bad gardener.

[indigo hull]

That’s pretty good

[plucky garden]

Man that's sad

But +2

[indigo hull]

I’ve got a similar one

[uncut briar]

What is it?

[plucky garden]

SAY IT

[indigo hull]

Roses are red, violets are blue, Fallschirmjägergewehr 42

[narrow atlas]

Ughghh I’m bored as fuck

[plucky garden]

That's German isn't it?

[indigo hull]

German Machine Gun yeah

[plucky garden]

Then draw smth, helps for me

[indigo hull]

Paratrooper LMG

[narrow atlas]

I’m at work. Can’t do shit rn

[plucky garden]

Rose shooter?

[plucky garden]

Fucked up

[narrow atlas]

Just standing around waiting for more dishes to show up in the pit

[indigo hull]

Was also one of many weapons that got copied in Star Wars iirc

What was it with George Lucas and WW2 Guns?

[plucky garden]

Dang bro, that sucks

[hollow cobalt]

I got hit with a soda the other day. Im alright though. It was a soft drink

[tired gull]

A squirrel in my tree is getting drunk off of fermented crabapples lol.

[plucky garden]

I hope you have a good day

[uncut briar]

[plucky garden]

Good one +2

If i told a joke I would be flooded with -2s
My jokes are trash

[indigo hull]

Hemi means half, so where’s the other half?

[narrow atlas]

Since I can’t do shit I’m gonna rewatch one of my favorite bands play their first 2 albums in a dish pit

[hollow cobalt]

Yknow, my brothers left side got eaten by a shark. He is alright now.

[uncut briar]

Whats blue & not heavy?

[urban valve]

ADPWIUADIAUHJAHAHAHAH

I GET IT CUZ HE IS RIGHT

[plucky garden]

Not CaseOh

[urban valve]

😐

[burnt merlin]

I'm dying laughing rn

[uncut briar]

Light blue

[indigo hull]

hi dying laughing rn im glaggle

[plucky garden]

Not bad

[uncut briar]

Im deadass losing my mind

[tired gull]

Should i record the squirrel?

[burnt merlin]

+206

[plucky garden]

Mayonnaise reaction

[hollow cobalt]

Saw a crab cross the road the other day. At least it used the sidewalk.

[plucky garden]

Idk I just sometimes say mayonnaise instead of my honest cuz it's close for me

[indigo hull]

my own eyes

[plucky garden]

What?

[uncut briar]

[hollow cobalt]

Coughing baby emote 💀

[indigo hull]

GUYS THE OLD BANANA IS STILL AROUND

[plucky garden]

Better now?

[indigo hull]

YOU CAN STILL EAT GROS MICHEL NANNERS

[hollow cobalt]

No put it back

[plucky garden]

Ok it's there

Goodnight

[uncut briar]

✌️

[faint mulch]

Can I put alcohol in my submission? Specifically Jack Daniels?

[soft jungle]

Guhhh

[uncut briar]

Ive seen alcohol in a video so I think so but idk

[red cobalt]

yesn't

[faint mulch]

I'll try. If I get banned it's been a good couple minutes with ya

[uncut briar]

🤷‍♂️

[sturdy palm]

We just spread the joyous news!! Sora ai is officially closing down today!

[indigo hull]

we know

joyous nonetheless

[sturdy palm]

[indigo hull]

also SPEEN

[uncut briar]

Actually?

[sturdy palm]

On their Twitter!

Joyous, joyous news!!

[uncut briar]

So no more “thats ai” comments

[urban valve]

i am going to read that same news a lot this week im assuming

[sturdy palm]

There are plenty of other trash ai they can use, but its possible that they can be removed

This is a win

[uncut briar]

Yeah they’re quite easy to tell that its ai

[elfin wing]

joyous news must be spread

with the falling of sora, other ai corporations may soon follow

[upbeat bane]

not exactly, sora still has clones

[urban valve]

yeah

[elfin wing]

ai has already done enough damage to this world

[indigo hull]

this could be the signal that the AI bubble has burst

[uncut briar]

Shitty clones tho

[elfin wing]

it will eventually, hopefully sooner than later

[indigo hull]

someones gonna lose react perms lmao

[upbeat bane]

when it bursts, it will explode everywhere like a giant pimple

[urban valve]

that sounds disgusting

blehhh

[elfin wing]

bro has a job application as his pfp💔

removed all them reactions real quick, damn

[upbeat bane]

the guy spam reacting?

[plucky garden]

OOHHHHHHHH MOOOOOODDDDDSSSS

[upbeat bane]

how ironic

[uncut briar]

J*b application

[urban valve]

sighh

[indigo hull]

account made the same day as it joined here

[elfin wing]

i sent a sticker the second that message got deleted💔

[upbeat bane]

hobbyless behavior

[plucky garden]

Lol

[uncut briar]

0.3 Gpa activities

[plucky garden]

I know I'm supposed to be asleep but imma stay here

[urban valve]

yo these allergies are pissing me off. I have been getting sneeze combos of 8x

[indigo hull]

new high score

[plucky garden]

Foul

[upbeat bane]

cough medicine can help that actually

[burnt merlin]

Does the jet set radio trick sound effect go off every consecutive sneeze?

[plucky garden]

I recently have coughed like 10 TIMES IN A ROW Im sick asf

[pliant flame]

Welcome to the club, gng

[urban valve]

im not allowed access to medicine

[coral token]

🦐

[indigo hull]

one in a krillion

[plucky garden]

Shrimp

[urban valve]

i WAS

[burnt merlin]

Rib.. what did you do?

[indigo hull]

that might be personal

[uncut briar]

Ate all the flinstone vitamins

[plucky garden]

Or just uranium

[pliant flame]

"That's Disturbing..."

• Ed, Edd & Eddie

[indigo hull]

'drink five 5 Hour Energies' ahh

[upbeat bane]

did you have an addiction problem?

[burnt merlin]

🍚

[pliant flame]

Drink five 5 Hour Energies AND ENTER THE FORBIDDEN HOUR OF THE DAY

[plucky garden]

🥚

[indigo hull]

yes

[pliant flame]

My client pleads: "Oopsie daisy"

[indigo hull]

DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW WHAT Ả̸̛̅͠ ̶̿̕͘͠D̵̔͘̚͝Ă̴̾̿͘M̵̂̀̇͂N̸̎͛̍͠ ̷͊͊͒́J̵̅̔̓̉P̵͋̋͛͠E̷͑G IS̀?