general

[indigo hull]

That’s actually some pretty solid methods

[humble isle]

I didn’t put it together..

I got it prebuilt.

[heady arch]

Is it wrong to admit I think Volgin looks more intimidating on the ps2

[indigo hull]

I got mine prebuilt too

From fucking Walmart no less

[dreamy knoll]

Ik it was a prebuilt i was more referring to when u start pulling it apart to clean it

[dreamy knoll]

Clean your pc god damn

[indigo hull]

Throwing a can of duster at you

[dreamy knoll]

Tf is a can of duster

Are u talking about compressed air?

[indigo hull]

Yeah we call it computer duster where I’m from

[dreamy knoll]

So clean ur pc still

[quartz topaz]

jschlatt killed the queen i have proof but I dont have much more time

[humble isle]

Haha! Funny! 😂

[dreamy knoll]

Did u steal my lamp?
I cant find it anywhere

[quartz topaz]

He ysed an injection o

f commoner no

[indigo hull]

Remember the UK has an entire chain of islands who’s only inhabitants are the descendants of some drunk mutineers and Polynesian women

[quartz topaz]

emnenebebisd

[humble isle]

How does this affect me

[dreamy knoll]

Why was that pointed towards me?

[indigo hull]

It wasn’t

The Pitcairn Islands are an absolute enigma

Ever heard of a thing called the HMS Bounty?

[dreamy knoll]

Hmmmmm right so australia was a home to the polynesians 50,000+ years before the british colonised my country

[indigo hull]

Wait I might have it wrong

Actually no I definitely have it wrong I am so sorry

They were Tahitians

They were on some botanical expedition in the pacific

The British I mean

[dreamy knoll]

Ok but to say why point the finger towards me

[indigo hull]

I honestly did not mean too

And I didn’t even know I did as such

Again I am deeply sorry

[dreamy knoll]

Rn its a theory cuz there is not much evidence on how tf our orginial custodians of the land appeared here

Cuz they used to mainly past down history via word of mouth or art (after the british did british things its harder to learn that history)

[indigo hull]

That sucks

[dreamy knoll]

Plus it differ from tribe to tribe

[indigo hull]

It’s the same thing with the indigenous groups in America too

[mossy kindle]

[indigo hull]

They practiced a lot of oral tradition

[final pewter]

Oh wow

[mossy kindle]

I hope my meme is in the video

[thin prairie]

[mossy kindle]

I included fan art in my meme

[indigo hull]

I know I have some relation to one of the Blackfoot tribes out in Montana/Alberta but I don’t know that much about it

[coral token]

Boo

[indigo hull]

(And yes that’s what their nation is collectively referred to)

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah well the polynesians did land in new zealand in 1200 ad but again still a possiblity for them to hit the mainland of australia (they setted in an island off the coast of the main land)

[mossy kindle]

[dreamy knoll]

🍪

[compact leaf]

Kittyyyyy

[thin prairie]

[mossy kindle]

[compact leaf]

W name

Frfr

[thin prairie]

Ty

[mossy kindle]

[mossy kindle]

[thin prairie]

I stubbed my toe

[compact leaf]

[indigo hull]

I knew somewhat about that

[ruby zealot]

Hi rika

[mossy kindle]

Ack I can't use my own stickers

[ruby zealot]

The giant enemy spider

[languid grove]

WHAT THE FACK THAT’S SO SAD

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah history is a pain

[ruby zealot]

Vermont

[dreamy knoll]

Poppy seeds

[prime canopy]

Is it Largecat, smallcat or shortcat ? I never got the guy's main channel =-=

[indigo hull]

It’s actually kind of jarring to think that was somewhat concurrent with the Sack of Constantinople in 1204

[ruby zealot]

Cassette tape

[thin prairie]

My dog stepped on a bee 😭

[ruby zealot]

I hate how I know that

[prime canopy]

Muppeteer

[languid grove]

A bee stepped on my dog

[dreamy knoll]

There is alot that happened in history

[indigo hull]

Indeed

[mossy kindle]

A sandwich

[languid grove]

Hallo

[indigo hull]

That’s what’s so fun about learning it

[thin prairie]

My Carson stepped on a rika

[languid grove]

Carson would never

[dreamy knoll]

Cosy tim hortons

[prime canopy]

Veemo larper

[thin prairie]

[languid grove]

Carson knows I have tuna

[indigo hull]

Hey no larping allowed

[languid grove]

What does larping mean

[coral token]

Oh no ted got banned oh noooo :pp

[indigo hull]

So I’ve heard

[thin prairie]

Who

[lapis abyss]

jimmyyyy stop pinging mee im at schooolll

[dreamy knoll]

Im giving u a gift card timmies

[mossy kindle]

Bleh bla blu

[languid grove]

Who

[dreamy knoll]

Wait there was a ted?

[prime canopy]

live action role play

[coral token]

Tedkdr or something like that

[indigo hull]

Think of the guys in America that dress in Revolutionary War outfits and pretend to shoot at each other

[languid grove]

Oh that weirdo

[thin prairie]

No idea

[mossy kindle]

I'm so tired chat send help

[dreamy knoll]

That guy??

[mossy kindle]

What's going on?

[prime canopy]

perhaps, go eep, schleeby

[dreamy knoll]

Butt out

[humble isle]

Ted “I have no impulse control” KPR

[languid grove]

He was basically a kid who was just constantly looking for a relationship and was lowkey kinda uncomfortable to talk to

[thin prairie]

[indigo hull]

Don’t forget the identity theft

[mossy kindle]

Dawg I'm so tired I wasn't paying attention what's happening

[languid grove]

Also had a very public breakup in here and 2 hours later was looking for another relationship

[dreamy knoll]

Sleep

[prime canopy]

huh

[languid grove]

THE WHA

[mossy kindle]

I cant

[languid grove]

THE HUH

[mossy kindle]

I'm at school

[humble isle]

I don’t get people who are constantly looking for a relationship just for the sake of having one

[indigo hull]

Yeah he had a very obvious alt and he redesigned it to resemble Lux’s profile

[dreamy knoll]

Perfect spot to nap

[languid grove]

For eel

[thin prairie]

Probably too young
Rebounding is NOT what you wanna do 😭

[heady arch]

can't really do souls game but I certainly can do soulsvanias

[languid grove]

EWWW

[dreamy knoll]

Tf

[mossy kindle]

And I'm running on punk punch monster

[mossy kindle]

And coffee

[prime canopy]

goodness, maybe I should block the guy

[indigo hull]

He would’ve been banned there and then but none of the mods were online

[crystal reef]

urghhhhh image perms🫩

[languid grove]

He was 15 so like it’s kinda expected but also damn I forget 15 year olds can be so immature

[mossy kindle]

Wh-

[indigo hull]

We were all 15 once

[mossy kindle]

What's going on?/genq

[thin prairie]

Yeah same.

[crystal reef]

Hi I’m 15

[dreamy knoll]

Well u got like 5 mods what do u expect

[thin prairie]

Soup man is killing rika

[rotund mason]

Chilling

[dreamy knoll]

Someone who u wont interact with

[mossy kindle]

I'm 17 (I js turned 17)

[languid grove]

Tbh the mods say they don’t need additional help but I think they do

[thin prairie]

Damn near 20 here

[crystal reef]

Waiting for 16 (this year😲😲)

[thin prairie]

Kennedy WAZZAAAH

[crystal reef]

unc unc unc sahur

[rotund mason]

2 active, 2 not as active, 1 bot guy (Auros)

[humble isle]

Oh cool a millipede

[mossy kindle]

Literal fetus

[indigo hull]

I will only be 19 in June

[rotund mason]

Allo

[thin prairie]

[languid grove]

It’s too much pressure on those 2 mods

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah maybe a mod who can fill in the spots where they all offline (not me cuz im busy in their off time and i cant handle the hell of this place)

[thin prairie]

How's you today

[naive bough]

How do I submit memes

[rotund mason]

Smudge and Thales lowkey ded need a helping hand

[thin prairie]

I feel bad for them

[mossy kindle]

THE BOILED ONE?!

[indigo hull]

The problem is time zones really

[naive bough]

The very memory of my face will cause a manifestation of my being in the future. You will be asleep in bed. I will be there, and watch over you. When you wake, you will not be able to move any part of you. When the doctor's eventually find you, they will not see me, but you will, and I'll see you too. Forever, I'll see you.

[rotund mason]

Not bad ig, wbu

[prime canopy]

please, Jimmy, hire 1 or 2 more mods

[crystal reef]

Tru

[dreamy knoll]

This isnt paid btw

[languid grove]

I think the admins handle that

[crystal reef]

How many mods are there

[mossy kindle]

I'M SCARED

[languid grove]

With help and discussion from the mods

[naive bough]

How do I send memesssssss

[crystal reef]

I got like 100+ mods on my gmod

[rotund mason]

That happens ues

[mossy kindle]

I NEED TO TELL A TRUSTED ADULT

[dreamy knoll]

Wrong mods

[crystal reef]

YLYL channel

[crystal reef]

Damn….

[prime canopy]

damnit, thales lied to me when he told me he was getting big bucks

[mossy kindle]

#ylyl-rules❗

[rotund mason]

What happens is (I think) the adminds select a candidate or smth, then they ask the mods and what they think of the said candidate

[indigo hull]

Never trust Thales

[languid grove]

True

[crystal reef]

They pick their mods like it’s squid games

[dreamy knoll]

Idk maybe tables is being paid as a twitch mod

[naive bough]

I did

[languid grove]

Or the mods suggest people since they talk to us more

[indigo hull]

For legal reasons that is a joke

[languid grove]

He’s not being paid at all

[rotund mason]

I think that's it works

[prime canopy]

what a trooper

[rotund mason]

No mod gets paid here

[mossy kindle]

#ylyl-entries

[rotund mason]

None at all

[thin prairie]

Thales is paying to be a mod duh

[naive bough]

It says no access

[crystal reef]

Get YLYL role

[dreamy knoll]

Anyways imma vanish

[naive bough]

How

[prime canopy]

bai Veemo

[mossy kindle]

Verify

[naive bough]

How do I verify

[thin prairie]

Um.

[languid grove]

#ylyl-rules❗

[rotund mason]

What the fuck

[crystal reef]

wait

[languid grove]

Reported, just ignore them

[crystal reef]

Fuck…

[dreamy knoll]

What did i just read

[mossy kindle]

I'm telling a trusted adult

[crystal reef]

Insensitive joke

🤦‍♂️

[rotund mason]

Anyways yeah

[crystal reef]

Mb guys

[languid grove]

Anyways

[dreamy knoll]

Ok im actually going

[rotund mason]

How are we people

[mossy kindle]

I can't wait for next year (I'll be 18 and be able to go to Jimmy's shows)

[thin prairie]

Maybe Caine had a point
That's all I'mma say

[quaint dome]

soup.

[thin prairie]

[mossy kindle]

He did lowk

[languid grove]

I just murdered a delicious ham and lettuce wrap

[coral tulip]

Yay

[thin prairie]

[finite cedar]

I had a soup

[languid grove]

NOOOO

[mossy kindle]

I'm anxious and tired

[finite cedar]

🥣

[rotund mason]

No you didn't

[crystal reef]

Hi anxious and tired

[languid grove]

[languid grove]

YES I DID

[indigo hull]

Soup from the soup store

[coral tulip]

I am half laying on bub right now and we are having a wonderful time doing nothing together

[rotund mason]

Nuh uh

[rotund mason]

WHY ARE WE BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

[finite cedar]

Soup from the Clover store

[indigo hull]

[languid grove]

IT’S IN MA TUMMY

[rotund mason]

What if I told you it wasn't anymore

The little demons in your body took it

[crystal reef]

So do you guys like hardcore

[rotund mason]

Hardcore what

[crystal reef]

Hardcore gabber

[languid grove]

GIVE IT BACK I CHEWED THAT MYSELF

[rotund mason]

Tell that to your demons

Not me, I'm only saying

[languid grove]

Grrr

[stone saddle]

Speedrunning getting banned part 1:
JOB

[mossy kindle]

AAAAAAAAAAA

[rotund mason]

Gehe will appear and turn you into a marketable plushie

[indigo hull]

Marketable pliers

[languid grove]

Gehe is dead asleep, he didn’t get back from the concert until like 5am for him

[stone saddle]

Market pliers?

[rotund mason]

DAMN

[thin prairie]

Zzzzz

[gritty temple]

Meow meow ^.^ meoooww

[stone saddle]

Marker plier

[mossy kindle]

Plier market plier

[finite cedar]

MEOW

[gritty temple]

MEOEIOIW

[prime canopy]

mark of appliance

[mossy kindle]

Market tires

[indigo hull]

Marketable gardener

[rotund mason]

Archer, do you see that

[stone saddle]

Mark…..a plier?

[gritty temple]

I’m supposed to be working on my drawing but I got distracted by Minecraft and then made a TFOne edit

[dreamy knoll]

🍪

[gritty temple]

See what

[languid grove]

Fur real

[thin prairie]

Gn rika

[mossy kindle]

[finite cedar]

[languid grove]

WHA

[thin prairie]

[languid grove]

NO I ALREADY SLEPT IN

[mossy kindle]

[rotund mason]

It's that one thing that hides in your closet

[mossy kindle]

I'm tweaking

[rotund mason]

Hi tweaking

[gritty temple]

[indigo hull]

The skelebones in the closet

[crimson falcon]

hey guys

[mossy kindle]

STOP

[stone saddle]

DID YOU SEE IT

[mossy kindle]

YouTube ahh pfp/lh/j

[languid grove]

I really want to buy some black lipstick 💔

[finite cedar]

I dunno where mine went

[mossy kindle]

Emo!!/j

My stomach hurts

[ornate kernel]

Tell your stomach to stop

[indigo hull]

Consume Prilosec

[rotund mason]

No, get that one

[languid grove]

Which one

[languid grove]

I ated it like a crayon

[rotund mason]

That one!!!

[finite cedar]

Darn

[languid grove]

🖍

[languid grove]

I WAS EATING THAT

[rotund mason]

Wow

[finite cedar]

Yoink

[languid grove]

Like taking a crayon from a baby…

[twin lake]

[lusty gorge]

Boomba

[ruby zealot]

Hi jag

[lusty gorge]

Hey master

[thin prairie]

Baby sized rika

[indigo hull]

Oh dear Neptune

[twin lake]

So just regular sized

[lusty gorge]

Squim

[languid grove]

NO

[ruby zealot]

Pocket sized

[twin lake]

[lusty gorge]

Pocket lint sized

[indigo hull]

Pocket corruption

[ruby zealot]

Atom sized

Electron sized

[lusty gorge]

Pico atom sized

[indigo hull]

I’m gonna cut an atom in half

Wish me luck

[twin lake]

Rest in peace Rika

[indigo hull]

Ok so I may have accidentally deleted Alaska

[ruby zealot]

She got cut in half

[lusty gorge]

[ruby zealot]

Damn rib and riv died

[indigo hull]

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW CUTTING AN ATOM IN HALF WOULD DO THAT

[ruby zealot]

DIDN'T YOU PAY ATTENTION IN PHYSICS?

[obtuse marten]

Rah

[lusty gorge]

Tregg

[ruby zealot]

The trey

[urban valve]

Fuck you

[indigo hull]

I DIDNT GET IT THEY THREW MY ASS IN MARKETING

[ruby zealot]

LMAO

[indigo hull]

I didn’t even learn shit about marketing in that class

Like that was by definition a bullshit class

[indigo hull]

I’ll sell you Alaska 2 for like a dollar

[lusty gorge]

I'll do you one better
2 dollars

[indigo hull]

No rib gets a discount

[ruby zealot]

0.5 dollars

[lusty gorge]

3 dollars

[indigo hull]

Normally it’s like 89 trillion

[ruby zealot]

Not 50 cents but a dollar bill cut in half

[indigo hull]

I like your marketing strategy

[urban valve]

Not for sale

Lots of buyers have a habit of selling to the… French

[indigo hull]

I’ve studied much more about the Dutch and Swedish colonies in America

I really need to learn more about the Russians and Alaska

[urban valve]

Dew it

I wasn’t even taught about Alaska in school which is surprising

L nationality

[indigo hull]

In 4th I had to learn the history of Virginia itself

A lot of our revolutionary war history is really overplayed mostly due to the Founding Fathers and the Siege of Yorktown in 1781

Hell they never taught us shit about the Articles of Confederation

Which, fun fact, allowed each individual state at the time to mint its own currency

For example, this means New York could have its own entire monetary system that could be completely different to that of Massachusetts

[urban valve]

Yeah I remember learning about that

Last year was all about the 13 colonies

[indigo hull]

Nice

do they at least mention the former Dutch and Swedish colonies that England conquered?

I was taught shockingly little about it in US history

Other than like New Amsterdam being brought up once

But everyone and their mother knows that

[urban valve]

Nooop

Just American history

That is why we know so little geography

[indigo hull]

damn that sucks

[urban valve]

Atleast where I’m from

[mossy kindle]

I hate my wisdom teeth coming in

[urban valve]

I mean it is a great propaganda topic

[mossy kindle]

They hurt so much bro

[urban valve]

I’m getting my wisdom teeth removed in like a month or so

[indigo hull]

mine are coming in completely sideways

[ruby zealot]

Damn goodluck

[mossy kindle]

I want mine removed even though they haven't even came in fully yet

[rotund mason]

On one hand, I feel bad for the Americans for their little Geography knowledge

[urban valve]

It’s raining sideways

[rotund mason]

On the other hand, it's funny to witness

[mossy kindle]

Idc about my gums please just rip these out of my gums, it hurts

[indigo hull]

hey i was forced to take World Geography in 9th Grade

[urban valve]

I thought Germany was Spain one time

[indigo hull]

i dont remember much from it but i took it

[mossy kindle]

PLEASE. KILL. ME./REF

[urban valve]

That might just be me tho

[ruby zealot]

Damn

[rotund mason]

I had Geography since the start of High School

So like, 13

[ruby zealot]

As a terman this hurts

[indigo hull]

plus with as much alternate history shit as i make I'd have to be good ad it

[toxic orchid]

"who even cares about superheroes?"

ITS ME

[rotund mason]

Person named me

[toxic orchid]

True...

[elfin abyss]

hellooooo chat

[urban valve]

Picking flags in war thunder had me fucked up I can’t lie

[indigo hull]

War Thunder when Peace Lightning walks in

[ruby zealot]

Neutral Storm

[indigo hull]

man Gallipoli was lwk the D-Day of WW1

and its a shame its very unrepresented in media

[rotund mason]

True...

[toxic orchid]

[rancid garden]

yo with all due respect (none btw) but who tf is chappell roan

like istg this bitch didnt exist until last week

[ruby zealot]

Singer

[rancid garden]

i wont like bro ppl just be making up ppl

[indigo hull]

wasnt she part of the Woodstock '99 lineup?

[rancid garden]

ion fucking know lmao

[primal spire]

some melanie martinez but grown up ahh artist

idefk

[indigo hull]

no im dead fucking wrong lmao

[languid grove]

She’s a very well known lgbtq+ artist who has made some very fire songs

[languid grove]

This isn’t even a good comparison tbh

[thin prairie]

RIKA

Giving you a cake

[brisk shard]

Why are people only just learning of her

She made HOT TO GO it was like blasted on the radio everywhere I swear

[left sierra]

...why so evil about it tho?

[brisk shard]

I dont like her music at all but she is so big its kinda insane to me that people are only just hearing of her

[indigo hull]

i dont like modern music

[ruby zealot]

Oh wait almost forgot

[thin prairie]

I'm evil about everything

[brisk shard]

Theres good modern music but there isnt very good popular modern music

A lot of it is catered to the masses

[cold trellis]

holy moly

[brisk shard]

So its mediocre

[ruby zealot]

Evil honley would be like: I'm not evil about everything

[indigo hull]

and it all just sounds the same because of it

[ruby zealot]

The cheddar

[languid grove]

YUM

[thin prairie]

Unholy unmoly

[indigo hull]

CHEDDAR RAAAAHHHH

[ruby zealot]

Rika turning you into kitty cupcakes

[languid grove]

I would eat me as a cupcake

[brisk shard]

Cannibal

[thin prairie]

Cannibalism

[ruby zealot]

Cannibalism

[languid grove]

Cannibalism isn’t illegal officer !!

[brisk shard]

I forgot the ism part

[indigo hull]

didn't realize it was a Donner Party

[left sierra]

Touche

[ruby zealot]

Kit I'm turning you into a sub of your choice

[brisk shard]

Yuh uh

[brisk shard]

5 dollar footlong

[thin prairie]

But murder is you butt!

[brisk shard]

Sandwiches at an affordable price?

[thin prairie]

[languid grove]

I’m still alive !!

[brisk shard]

Satisfactory.

[indigo hull]

ok wait i actually know something like this that happened in like the 1870s

[ruby zealot]

Stab.

[thin prairie]

[languid grove]

Is it the Rugby team that crashed into the Andes mountains?

[thin prairie]

[brisk shard]

Spooky stories with Jimmycord

[cold trellis]

mmm cheese

[indigo hull]

look up Alfred Packer on wikipedia

[ruby zealot]

Taking a bite out of you

[indigo hull]

thats what im referring to but i know the Andes story

[ruby zealot]

Munch

[languid grove]

No that was 1970s

[indigo hull]

yeah lmao

[woven flicker]

What the chud

[ruby zealot]

Omar

No birthday?

[brisk shard]

Ramo

[woven flicker]

No

[ruby zealot]

Stinky 19 year old

[woven flicker]

Bleh

[ruby zealot]

STINKY

[woven flicker]

I’m 180 billion actually….

[cold trellis]

[ruby zealot]

same thing

[woven flicker]

Marinating you

[languid grove]

He was charged for murder though not cannibalism

[ruby zealot]

AHHHHH

[woven flicker]

Biting you

[indigo hull]

yeah but at that time cannibalism wasn't illegal in the US

and the Donner Party was still somewhat fresh in peoples minds out west

[cold trellis]

biting me and eating my cool cards how could you

[languid grove]

I believe it still isn’t illegal though

[woven flicker]

Biting you again

[indigo hull]

its a whole legal gray area

[languid grove]

It’s just that every way to obtain human meat is illegal

[tidal geyser]

Hi

[languid grove]

But the act itself isn’t

[cold trellis]

turning you into oil

[brisk shard]

Well by technicality eating human meat anyways is incredibly dangerous

Mentally and physically

[woven flicker]

HOW DARE

[ruby zealot]

Especially the brain

[brisk shard]

But yknow whats more dangerous

[indigo hull]

thats why the Donner Party dried and ate only the flesh for the most part

at least those of the Forlorn Hope did

[brisk shard]

Uhhh

[languid grove]

A Rika

[brisk shard]

Woah

[indigo hull]

there was surprisingly very little evidence of it at the actual Mountain Camps

[brisk shard]

Yeah but like im even more dangerous so

Im the most dangerous person eva

[indigo hull]

like i think the only external contemporary accounts we really have were the Mormons who came through later

[cold trellis]

I dare

[woven flicker]

Throwing you

[indigo hull]

anyway off to a better topic

[finite cedar]

The biggest beef steak

[ruby zealot]

The stake

[indigo hull]

there's a stake in my steak

[languid grove]

Woah… there’s a lot at stake here…

[indigo hull]

especially with all these snakes 🐍

[ruby zealot]

Glaggle turning you into a steak

Yellow stake

[indigo hull]

hope you like lemons

[brisk shard]

Someone here is definitely a vampire

The stake is calling

[finite cedar]

The other day i had a discussion about how i like eating flesh and my moral dilemma behind that

[brisk shard]

Flesh as in like

Animal meat

[finite cedar]

Yes the creatures of the earth

[brisk shard]

Ive never thought about the moral dilemma too much for eating meat

Like, its nature

[finite cedar]

Oh it itself is not a dilemma for me

I would eat any animal

My dilemma is where it comes from

[bleak warren]

factory farms and stuff like that?

[brisk shard]

Oh i get all my stuff organically and from free range or nice farms

Where the animals have lived a good life

[finite cedar]

Yea

[indigo hull]

thats very understandable

[bleak warren]

i would like to do this, but i am dirt poor, and that stuff costs more

[indigo hull]

unfortunately

[brisk shard]

Im lucky enough to where I can buy organic bacon every so often, but usually my diet is fish

Fish is cheap here a lot so

Especially tuna

Buuut I have to cut off my tuna intake

[finite cedar]

It is just very weird to me because with or without me it is already happening and whether i participate or not doesn’t matter since it is an issue with the system itself and not completely on the consumer

[languid grove]

That comes into question when we take animals from nature to grow up on unethical farms and breed them to produce as much meat and other products as possible with little consideration for their health

Like that isn’t nature

[brisk shard]

The manufactured shit is totally off limits for me

[white aspen]

Aye aye aye

[white aspen]

I’m on vacation

[brisk shard]

Theyre like Minecraft food farms

[white aspen]

Every single day

[brisk shard]

Ill never buy from those

[white aspen]

Cuz I love my occupation

[brisk shard]

Theyre also very very unhealthy

[bleak warren]

yeah, for me it's just one of those things where i wish it was better, it would be better if enough people cared, but they probably never will, so i try not to think about it

[languid grove]

Business based farms are never ethical

[brisk shard]

I dont think caring will fix any of it unfortunately

[languid grove]

Because no matter what you have to do unethical things to produce enough product and profit for a successful business

[finite cedar]

And while knowing that i cannot do anything about it, i still feel awful anyway, so in a sense it feels more self serving from a “oh im a better person because i don’t do the bad thing”

[woven flicker]

Biting you again

[brisk shard]

You'll never get a word to these companies if you can't put money to your mouth, thats all they care about.

[bleak warren]

what i mean by "enough people caring" is that enough people get mad to team up and make a change, which almost never happens

[brisk shard]

5000 people vs 1 person, that 1 person is still leagues in wealth above the rest

[bleak warren]

yeah it would take A LOT

like a complete societal shift

and it would have to involve a lot of well known people

[languid grove]

It’s been done before in history

[indigo hull]

let alone it would have to go for almost every nation with such industries

[bleak warren]

yeah, it has, it's just extremely rare and difficult

[subtle hazel]

.

[indigo hull]

and it can take decades for it to really have an impact

[finite cedar]

I cannot tell if i am insane or not for this

[bleak warren]

the main thing is it has to affect the profits A LOT

the people behind it would have to lose a lot of money

for change to happen

[bleak warren]

no, i used to do this too, i just cut back on it because i was making myself upset

[indigo hull]

and some build their entire lives around said industry

[languid grove]

It’s so silly because we as humans don’t even need milk

Like we’re the only species who still consumes milk beyond being a baby

[finite cedar]

Ive cut back like almost completely. It just feels like my choice doesn’t matter so i am doing it out of “moral righteousness” at this point

[indigo hull]

because other species haven't discovered the art of cheesemaking

[bleak warren]

i would be really sad if i couldn't eat cheese

[languid grove]

And that greed and selfishness means that we’re basically torturing and ruining a whole animal species

[bleak warren]

i mean, that's fine as long as you don't act superior about it, which i don't think you would

[left sierra]

See: Canada's Boycott of the US report from CBC

It is showing results in large ways for tourism

[languid grove]

I hope I’m not sounding like an ass about this, I 100% know I’m a part of the problem too

[bleak warren]

no you're fine Rika

[finite cedar]

If you ever see me trying to act superior to anyone who isnt a pos then ive been replaced lol

[languid grove]

[bleak warren]

ideally we wouldn't have to do what we do for food, but it is what it is, and we're not monsters for engaging in the existing system

[bleak warren]

yeah i figured as much

[finite cedar]

You gotta be really annoying for me to think im better than you, lmao

[ruby zealot]

The smudge. The dragon. The Granny. The ice cold cube.

[bleak warren]

it's a gelatinous cube

[languid grove]

So real

[ruby zealot]

Shhhhh we know.... We know

[indigo hull]

coob

[finite cedar]

I would eat a gelatin cube

[frozen laurel]

Smudge

[indigo hull]

these gelatinous cubes dissolve meat

[languid grove]

Btw I’m glad I can discuss moral dilemmas like this with you guys without drama

[indigo hull]

its a Dungeons and Dragons thing

[bleak warren]

hello 👋

[languid grove]

[finite cedar]

Since we were talking about meat. What do you guys think is the weirdest animal you could eat?

[indigo hull]

tarantulas

[languid grove]

No you can eat those

Oh I read the question wrong

[indigo hull]

lol

[tidal geyser]

Oh wowwee

[languid grove]

Apparently they don’t taste like anything though

[finite cedar]

I am a huge fan of conversations that make you think. Its just that this is a terrible place to use your brain

[languid grove]

Just very crunchy

[indigo hull]

that i did not know

[finite cedar]

Ive had other spider before and its like a pretzel flavor if you didnt add salt

[indigo hull]

sort of reminds me of Calamari or Shark Fin Soup

how the actual meat itself is more or less flavorless so it has to be marinated/fried in something

[languid grove]

The weirdest animal you could eat is probably hippo or a hedgehog

[finite cedar]

Like a pretzel with that popcorn kernel that gets in your teeth

[indigo hull]

interesting

[languid grove]

Ewww

[finite cedar]

Oh i meant like the weirdest you personally could eat

[languid grove]

I hate when you eat popcorn and then a few hours later you discover a kernel stuck in between your teeth

[indigo hull]

oh in that case then i'd stick with frogs

[finite cedar]

Frog is good

[indigo hull]

ive always heard Frog Legs taste amazing

[languid grove]

I don’t fw with that stuff
I don’t have the urge to eat exotic meat, the most I would probably do is lamb

[pseudo pollen]

Thats just what happens for me anytime i eat popcorn cause of my bad teeth lmao

[indigo hull]

haven't tried them myself yet

[bleak warren]

yeah because we're actual people, not brainrot and lewd talk spouting NPCs

[indigo hull]

im convinced the twitch chat is just one massive hivemind

[finite cedar]

I can eat anything as long as the individual animal is not someones pet

[carmine venture]

Id say shark fin soup
Cause its just fiber
So it feels like you're eating rubber

[bleak warren]

it's actually creepy how many of them act like the EXACT same person

[languid grove]

But like, WHY

[indigo hull]

yeah its just cartilage

[pseudo pollen]

Sharks are my favorite animal on earth so the mere thought of of eating them makes me sad lmao

[indigo hull]

its not even worth its illegality lmao

[rotund mason]

When they run, they have the balls of steel

[indigo hull]

YEEEEOOOOOWCH

[rotund mason]

Steel Ball Run

[languid grove]

How do you have that urge to eat an animal that you haven’t been brainwashed into thinking it’s normal to consume or it’s widely available to be eaten

[prime canopy]

WHO TF IS ANGINE THE POITRINE AND WHY ARE THEY EVERYWHERE

[finite cedar]

I view like most animals the same in almost every aspect. My compassion for something like a tick is the same as a dog. I love them all, and they are all animals

[indigo hull]

what

[rotund mason]

Who??

[finite cedar]

They all could be food to me

[languid grove]

Why would you eat something you love though

[carmine venture]

Yeah strange its one of the most wanted illegal food
Right next to maggot cheese

[indigo hull]

did you also watch the Sam O'Nella video?

[languid grove]

I mean I have the urge to bite people I love but that’s not eating them

[indigo hull]

on banned foods

[languid grove]

[finite cedar]

It would be weird for me to draw the line at one thing or another when i love chickens like i love dogs

[carmine venture]

Who hasn't tbh

[indigo hull]

fair argument

i need to get his book tbh

[languid grove]

So you would eat a dog?

[indigo hull]

ok a little family story of mine

[finite cedar]

If it is not someones pet dog, yes

[languid grove]

Uh oh

[left sierra]

POLICE!
Is that (censored) fish jenga?!

[indigo hull]

when my great uncle was in the marines he got tricked into eating dog meat

[languid grove]

But you know that all dog meat factories are unethical

[indigo hull]

this was like the late 70s/early 80s i wanna say

[languid grove]

Actually that argument can be applied to chickens and cows too

And we still eat those

[finite cedar]

I was gonna say

[indigo hull]

ok some farms can be better than others

but most of the better ones are usually family owned

[languid grove]

NOOOO

[languid grove]

Family owned ones that aren’t for profit are usually ethical

[indigo hull]

yeah

[finite cedar]

I still hate it if it is sourced unethically. Its just like any other meat to me though

[indigo hull]

and its really how the meat industry should be in general

like the more ethical and better you treat an animal then usually the quality of the meat itself is better

to what degree Im not sure

[narrow atlas]

Beep

Had to do a lab today where I had to count like a few hundred beans for some ecology model

[finite cedar]

There should just be like one smaller local ranch per like each amount of people in an area that can sustainably supply people with food

[narrow atlas]

My dyslexic ass did NOT do that right at all

[indigo hull]

very much so

the commercialization of farming has had very bad impacts

in both meat and plant worlds

[languid grove]

I feel bad for pigeons

[finite cedar]

Me too

[languid grove]

I wanna keep pigeons when I have my own place with Gehe
I’m gonna be the crazy pigeon lady

[narrow atlas]

Hunting certainly is an option for a good amount of people if they’re willing to learn the rules, and respect them

Especially if you wanna avoid supporting the meat industry

[finite cedar]

I’ve wanted to own pigeons for a long while now but i don’t have the resources at the moment

[languid grove]

I respect people who hunt their own meat, not hobby hunting though

[indigo hull]

if im gonna kill game i'd at least like to prepare a fine meal of it

[quiet basalt]

If you’re cold they’re cold
Let them inside

[indigo hull]

maybe getting a musket is what gets me into hunting

[olive flicker]

🐻

You must be a bear

[languid grove]

I don’t think I will allow every pigeon inside

[olive flicker]

You unfortunately have no choice

[finite cedar]

But they love homes

[indigo hull]

taxidermy is just a pointless expensive hobby in my opinion

[languid grove]

NOOO

[olive flicker]

If you get a pigeon, they're just gonna grow

[languid grove]

They will have their own cozy place…

But I would only want at most two pigeons inside of the house

[quiet basalt]

Hobby hunting is illegal in most parts of the world now. The closest to that we get are butcher licenses, which allow you to hunt one or two animals for the sake of selling or processing the butcher.

[olive flicker]

I would never get a bird

[narrow atlas]

The two tend to go hand in hand

[zinc frigate]

[finite cedar]

I find taxidermy beautiful if the animal is not killed purely for the art

[languid grove]

They are basically toddlers

[quiet basalt]

And I personal don’t find an issue if you get a headpiece of a particularly huge or impressive kill

[olive flicker]

Depends on the bird, but some are super messy and need constant 24/7 attention

[quiet basalt]

As long as you ate/sold it, you’ve done a lot to respect it.

[zinc frigate]

Good morning chat I am angy rn hope everyone’s having a good day

[languid grove]

That’s true

[narrow atlas]

People who hunt their own food like to keep trophies, and there’s definitely also a sporting attitude to it along with the survival attitude

[languid grove]

Or like taxidermy of animals who died naturally

I love that, especially if it was a pet

[olive flicker]

I'm for one not a fan of taxidermy

[finite cedar]

My day has been alright. I hope yours improves

[narrow atlas]

Pure sporting is rare tho, and probably looked down upon for it’s wastefulness

[languid grove]

Tis certainly not for everyone

[finite cedar]

Rika you’re not mad at me right?

[languid grove]

My aunt wants her dog made into a diamond when he dies

[quiet basalt]

Yeah, but I do admittedly find this a little more strange

[narrow atlas]

I don’t mind taxidermy, but I am fond of those head mounts, and bone keeping

[languid grove]

No, I have respect for your consistent morals

[quiet basalt]

People who do sentimental taxidermy tend to do it a lot

[indigo hull]

i couldnt do it

[quiet basalt]

Lmao

[finite cedar]

I love keeping bones i find

[indigo hull]

especially for a pet

[narrow atlas]

I live in a city, so there’s not many bones here

[languid grove]

I definitely want a bone collection

[quiet basalt]

You’d love it out here

[languid grove]

But just like bones I find in the wild

[quiet basalt]

You’ll find cow skulls like crazy

[narrow atlas]

I wanna get a deer, or cow skull

[finite cedar]

Sorry i had to ask, just didn’t know if you thought i was evil or not.

[languid grove]

You’re not evil, you’re just hungry

[quiet basalt]

Evil bub

[finite cedar]

[languid grove]

[quiet basalt]

The bub that turns good into bad

[languid grove]

Tbh I can only stand to look at or touch cooked meat, raw meat makes me nauseous af

[narrow atlas]

Sounds neat as long as there’s nothing rotting on them

[quiet basalt]

Speaking of I have not seen clover in a while

How are they

[finite cedar]

I can only eat raw fish

[languid grove]

Clover was here a little bit ago

[narrow atlas]

That’s the main deterrent for me cause there’s a concerning amount of roadkill here in Buffalo, and rotting animal is yucky

[finite cedar]

Shes on instagram watching slop lol

[quiet basalt]

That’s good to hear

[humble isle]

Day one back from spring break and I’m already

[quiet basalt]

Glad to hear that too

[bleak warren]

i can't eat food from animals if it still looks like the animal. like whole fish and the pig with the apple in its mouth

[languid grove]

EWWW

[indigo hull]

is that actually real?

[olive flicker]

✅️✅️✅️✅️

[quiet basalt]

You know I recently learned how they prepare sushi fish and it’s pretty fun

[languid grove]

Yeah I avoid the butcher section of a shop, it makes me so ill

[finite cedar]

I cannot do that either

[olive flicker]

That's why I dont like fish

[indigo hull]

i couldn't eat raw fish

[quiet basalt]

They basically flash freeze meat to kill everything on it

[indigo hull]

i'd have to prepare it fried

[finite cedar]

Jealous

[bleak warren]

the pig? yeah people do that

[narrow atlas]

I’m not very discerning with my food. If it tastes, and smells good I’ll eat it

[mint remnant]

Fiche standing in the background

[olive flicker]

[indigo hull]

bomk

[olive flicker]

We love fiche, not fish

[finite cedar]

You can catch me eating it like golum if you give me a dish of soy sauce with it

[prisma acorn]

What is the point of the apple. I never understood

[elfin abyss]

good afternoon my dudes

[narrow atlas]

Raw fish is great

[bleak warren]

i like fried fish like the stuff they put in sandwiches and tacos

[languid grove]

Humiliation probably

[finite cedar]

[indigo hull]

well at least you have Soy Sauce with it lmao

[mint remnant]

I'm currently eatin curry

[bleak warren]

fish and chips

[narrow atlas]

Fish in general is great. I love seafood

[elfin abyss]

hi

[indigo hull]

this

[languid grove]

Not enough to just kill the pig

[bleak warren]

i have also had good salmon fillets

[indigo hull]

i very much want to make my own

[prisma acorn]

[indigo hull]

and experiment which beer is best for batter

[languid grove]

Gotta stick an apple in its mouth too

[narrow atlas]

I eat like a fucking animal if I’m presented with a crab

[olive flicker]

Looks appealing

[finite cedar]

Raw fish with literally nothing else is still gross to me, but with sauce its different

[bleak warren]

salmon is like, the red meat of the sea

[upbeat breach]

Hey apple

[elfin abyss]

wow this chat is constantly moving lol
im not used to this...

[olive flicker]

Crab is alright, i dont really indulge in seafood

[languid grove]

Crab has never been appealing to me, why do people like it

[narrow atlas]

I’ll crack the shells with my teeth

[bleak warren]

i honestly do not know

[mint remnant]

#food

[compact sky]

hello peeps and people

[languid grove]

EW

[upbeat breach]

Salmon is my favorite food 🤤

[olive flicker]

[narrow atlas]

It tastes real good

[quiet basalt]

Shockingly it’s moreso done out of respect rather than humiliation

[indigo hull]

entirely depends on how its prepared

[bleak warren]

i like shrimp but not if it still has the tail on it

[indigo hull]

Crab and Lobster can taste absolutely incredible

[finite cedar]

I like the consistency a lot. I am very sensory seeking

[olive flicker]

My favorite meat is steak

[quiet basalt]

It was originally meant to symbolize the transition of a pigs last meal into another meal for humans

[upbeat breach]

Im an animal ill eat the tail if i dont realize im supposed to remove it

[finite cedar]

I can eat a shrimp with the tail in one bite

[indigo hull]

my grandma has crawfish that swarm around in the creek near her house

[narrow atlas]

I don’t even deshell shrimp when I eat them. Their shells are really soft compared other sea bugs

[indigo hull]

we used to catch and fry them during the summer

[upbeat breach]

THE BLUE ONE!!

[finite cedar]

I can make an awesome steak

[bleak warren]

my favorite meat is chicken

[finite cedar]

Same

[olive flicker]

Do you season before or after

[narrow atlas]

I’m very fond of beef

[languid grove]

I feel ill now

[indigo hull]

theyre more of a brownish color in my parts

[mint remnant]

I'm eating chimken rn in my curry

[elfin abyss]

love how everyones talking about seafood and stuff and i cant really join in cause I've only ever eaten one shrimp at a new years party so idk what to add to this convo lol

[mint remnant]

[finite cedar]

I season it before and then i salt it a little more when its done

[olive flicker]

WRONGGG

[quiet basalt]

Aside from symbolism, the apple in mouth thing is primarily indicative of how you cooked the pig.

[indigo hull]

how do you like your steak

[languid grove]

I also tried shrimp once and it was not pleasant

[narrow atlas]

I just use salt, pepper, garlic, and onion powder when I make steak

[mint remnant]

The texture of shrimp is awful

[finite cedar]

Why are you eating cardboard with salt on top

[indigo hull]

nuh uh

[languid grove]

This is why I stick to my comfort foods

[quiet basalt]

Whenever we’ve gone entire roasts, we never do that since it’s pointless

[narrow atlas]

I don’t care for most the seasonings since I do just enjoy the taste of the meat

[elfin abyss]

idk why shrimp is popular lol

[languid grove]

IKR

[mint remnant]

I LOVE calamari though

[indigo hull]

same

[native helm]

Sadly shrimp doesn’t exists in my country, I can’t even join in this Conversation-

[narrow atlas]

Squid is great

[indigo hull]

wish i could have it more often

[upbeat breach]

They almost always are, the blue ones are rare

[elfin abyss]

yeah... that was one of the main reasons why i only had one lol

[elfin abyss]

splatoon refrence?

[coral tulip]

I dont think it matters as long as its tasty

[narrow atlas]

Octopus is also really good. Tokoyaki is amazing

[indigo hull]

i think theyre only native to like the east coast of the US

[quiet basalt]

You just made my discord crash

[olive flicker]

You season a little before you cook and then after you cook
Develops its cooked flavor with the rest being from after cooking because seasoning before cooking will have it lose a bit of its flavor

[mint remnant]

I agree

[olive flicker]

This is true, BUT MAXIMIZE YOUR FLAVOR IF YOU CAN

[languid grove]

[upbeat breach]

They may be, still over here see a LOT more redish-brown ones than blue
Like 100 to 1 ratio

[olive flicker]

Youre here for a good time not a long time

[finite cedar]

I thought you weren’t seasoning it at all until it was done lmao

[coral tulip]

WE THOUGHT U WERE THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO DONT SEASON THEY STEAK

[quiet basalt]

🔥

[indigo hull]

and hello to you to clover

[olive flicker]

Mmmm yes unseasoned well done charred steak

[coral tulip]

Hellooo

[narrow atlas]

I eat steak like a caveman

[olive flicker]

❌ I'm anything but someone who hates flavor

[mint remnant]

I had some deep fried shrimp to test if I liked it or not and I was like the taste is okay at best but the texture is just not it for me

[upbeat breach]

With a spear

[quiet basalt]

The bad part is I know people who would actually eat this

[coral tulip]

Hell yea

[olive flicker]

Unless i dont like said flavor

[coral tulip]

I love shrimps

[narrow atlas]

With my hands, and I lowkey undercook it 98% of the time

[upbeat breach]

I like spicy

[quiet basalt]

“Can’t let a cut of meat go to waste” headass

[indigo hull]

i use bacon grease for seasoning pans

[olive flicker]

✅️

[coral tulip]

Shrimps and crawfish and lobter are all pretty yummy

[mint remnant]

Mmmm spicy

[left sierra]

How do you like your shrimps?

[finite cedar]

It depends on what im feelin really

[coral tulip]

Cooked

[left sierra]

How tho

[narrow atlas]

If I’m allowed to eat a food with my hands than I will

[upbeat breach]

UR
UR
UR
DID I TELL YOU I STARTED JOJOS

[bleak warren]

the white grandma diet

[coral tulip]

In alfredo or gumbo i guess?

[opaque oak]

[coral token]

Lmao

[left sierra]

Now those are some good choices right there

[zinc frigate]

[lusty gorge]

Lattes

[olive flicker]

I'm sorry for your loss

[coral tulip]

As someone with a white grandma, true.

[indigo hull]

same

[finite cedar]

Shrimp alfredo is my favorite food

[upbeat breach]

Wym its so good

[bleak warren]

does she also put ketchup on it?

[indigo hull]

my grandma makes some killer biscuits

[zinc frigate]

I can only eat popcorn shrimp, any other kind my body will try to freak out

[narrow atlas]

I like pan fried shrimp

[finite cedar]

Cat behavior

[coral tulip]

Naw she just would eat it plain

[indigo hull]

allergy?

[upbeat breach]

Must disapear, cyall :P

[olive flicker]

Only Dio

[mint remnant]

YOU DID NOT BUT HELL YEAH I LOVE JJBA

[finite cedar]

Later

[zinc frigate]

No my body just despises a lot of food

[indigo hull]

oof that sucks

[bleak warren]

the amount of old white women i see eating well done steak with ketchup is crazy

[quiet basalt]

Goodbye glucose wolp

[elfin abyss]

bye

[olive flicker]

Weird way to say picky 🙄

[quiet basalt]

Or dog
I forgor

[zinc frigate]

Because it’s not a willing picky

[coral tulip]

That is true

[indigo hull]

at that point just make a meatloaf 😭

[finite cedar]

Reliving eating sauced carpet in the dustbowl

[mint remnant]

When I was a kid I used to eat green beans with ketchup

[coral tulip]

🤝

[olive flicker]

[bleak warren]

i ate ketchup a lot as a kid, as an adult i eat it maybe once a month

[quiet basalt]

I wonder what it was like growing up before mayonnaise had a shelf life of over 2 days

[mint remnant]

I said when I was a kid! I don't anymore

[zinc frigate]

I would love to eat more foods my body just decides to gag and throw a fit when it’s something it doesn’t like

[indigo hull]

couldn't be me

i despise most condiments

[coral tulip]

But meatloafs are supposed to not be dry

[finite cedar]

Whaddabout relish?

[narrow atlas]

I think ironically enough the food I eat in every meal is potato

[olive flicker]

Liar..

[quiet basalt]

Have you bad takoyaki

[zinc frigate]

🦇 🤝

[mint remnant]

Now I just eat green beans with bacon bits and salt yummy yummy

[elfin abyss]

i wonder if my ylyl entry will get in.... hm

-# also oh my word i never knew that there would be this many entries each week... wow

[indigo hull]

its one of the few i like

[coral tulip]

You and me both gurl

[languid grove]

BURRRPPPPP

[finite cedar]

You can stay

[zinc frigate]

What does that mean

[opaque oak]

Gator is yummy

[quiet basalt]

It’s a food

[bleak warren]

my main condiment is hot sauce, i like having mutiple different flavors and heat levels depending on what i'm eating

[narrow atlas]

Takoyaki is so fucking good

[olive flicker]

That sounds good, but I dont like green beans

[indigo hull]

[coral tulip]

ARFID is a pain in the ass

[mint remnant]

Thats fair

[indigo hull]

i love hot sauce in an omelet bro

[coral tulip]

Thats true.

[finite cedar]

I still wanna try it

[opaque oak]

Jeffy

[humble isle]

I’m the queen of having disorders that have symptoms responsible for making me look like an asshole.

[quiet basalt]

So based

Although I will admit I tend to eat stuff like buldak ramen that deadass crucifies my intestines so I should probably stop doing that to myself

[zinc frigate]

You told me about your experiences and it genuinely helped me with food, tho I have yet to go out and get anything diagnosed

[narrow atlas]

Idk how to describe it other than octopus cooked in a ball of like batter with a spicy sauce

[olive flicker]

WANNA SEE MY PENCIL?

[coral tulip]

I get yucked out if i see people eating foods that i cant personally eat usually,
Like when bub eats eggs and stuff i get nauseous if i look at them for too long

[quiet basalt]

Spicy stuff is so good but when it makes you feel bad it might be too spicy

[bleak warren]

as i'm getting older, the effects on my body from the super hot stuff is not worth the fun of eating it

[zinc frigate]

I’d die if I was even at the same table as one

[indigo hull]

if i eat eggs nowadays its usually on a sandwich

[olive flicker]

Ive only felt bad once with spice, and thats the reaper from Dave's Hot Chicken

[indigo hull]

and if its on its own then its usually an omelet with cheese, bacon and sometimes peppers in it

[finite cedar]

I would eat a raw egg for a dollar

[quiet basalt]

I watched Joe Bart start crying when he ate this

[opaque oak]

🎷

[narrow atlas]

Spicy stuff tends to make me sweat which is my least favorite thing, but it also tends to taste good, so sometimes it’s worth it

[quiet basalt]

So I understand

[zinc frigate]

Holy shit this is so real, well not with eggs but I can literally smell super spicy stuff from across the table and I just die from smelling that alone

[indigo hull]

this

[olive flicker]

I was dying
Do not drink the milk, swish it around and spit it out

[indigo hull]

i can't do hotter than a habanero

[quiet basalt]

Just to put it into perspective, buldak ramen is far spicier than fresh jalapeños

[indigo hull]

and even then i use them for my own homemade sauces

[quiet basalt]

Now I want some

[olive flicker]

Every 5 mins you need to use the bathroom, and thats for the rest of the day

[humble isle]

If I eat a Flamin hot Cheeto I will DIE

[narrow atlas]

Oh. Than I can handle a good amount of spicy things