general

[urban valve]

you gotta remember that he messed up his voice and has to use ai for it

[drowsy bridge]

Damn

[urban valve]

thats only going to appear in bully

[indigo hull]

this banana matches the yellow in my name

[obtuse marten]

Deadass called my mom to help me kill a fat ant that was already weak due to me spraying the thing with my cheap ass cologne.

[urban valve]

which is out Friday

[obtuse marten]

Everything on my floor looks like a bunch of fucking bugs I'm scared as shit

[drowsy bridge]

That’s a shame

[gilded tangle]

Equivalent to mustard gas for them

[urban valve]

I have hardwood floors so either i drown it in water or i flick it out my window

[obtuse marten]

I threw two slippers at it and it survived

So when that failed I resorted to chemical warfare.

[elfin wing]

is it really that hard to just pick it up and put it outside?

[obtuse marten]

And when that failed I resorted to mother.

[indigo hull]

As one does in a war

[zinc frigate]

[obtuse marten]

Kinda is when I struggle to even look at the thing.

[gilded tangle]

Good choice

[elfin wing]

weakling....

[urban valve]

Yeah, if it wasn't for drugs than i think he would be up there for best music artists of all time

[obtuse marten]

It just looks so fuckin weird. Makes my skin crawl.

[gilded tangle]

🫩

[obtuse marten]

And when they do that thing when they're dying it only makes it worse.

[urban valve]

"it gave birth! It gave birth!"

legendary clip

[indigo hull]

You’re so lucky bub isn’t here rn

[indigo hull]

No no I know what they’re talking about

[finite cedar]

I am. I am quite upset

[urban valve]

OH

[drowsy bridge]

😭

[indigo hull]

Oh dear

[obtuse marten]

Oh dear.

[urban valve]

So nobody has seen that video

[indigo hull]

Nah I know what you’re talking about

[left sierra]

Oh deer indeed

[urban valve]

mmm

[indigo hull]

I’ve seen the Gumball version

[obtuse marten]

The deer to whale pipeline is crazy

[indigo hull]

Whales are so cool they named a country after them

[obtuse marten]

I fucking love telling people that whales came from (somewhat) prehistoric versions of deer.

Or whatever the fuck it's called. Omar would know.

[left sierra]

Im just over here trying to explain to my mom that no, micro USB cannot be used on a 2024 smartphone to charge it.

[urban valve]

bigger mouth=more power

[left sierra]

Or a mini.

[indigo hull]

With great power comes great tomfoolery

Idk who Tom is

Nor why he’s considered a fool

[left sierra]

And that a 2000's Sennheiser speaker that hooks up via headphone jack will not work on a modern flat-screen television the same way.

[gilded tangle]

CurseForge can NOT be that fun

[urban valve]

I have the launcher open

am playing plane crazy

[left sierra]

Im not having fun right now.

[gilded tangle]

Well yk that makes sense

[obtuse marten]

Curseforge?

[gilded tangle]

Yes

[languid grove]

BURRRPPPPP

[urban valve]

ew ew ew

[obtuse marten]

Sup reeks.

[urban valve]

it sure reeks in here

get it?

[obtuse marten]

Reeks = rik = rika

[gilded tangle]

Thank God I have a stuffy nose

[languid grove]

[obtuse marten]

Why would you want that to happen

[urban valve]

even though rika means fragrance or sum

[gilded tangle]

So I don't have to smell Rita's burp

[obtuse marten]

Ooooooh

[languid grove]

YEAH I SMELL GOOD THANK YOU

[urban valve]

Rita is mad disrespect

[obtuse marten]

Makes sense.

[gilded tangle]

Rika's*

[gilded tangle]

Listen....my keyboard ain't very friendly when it comes to autocorrect

[languid grove]

[civic sonnet]

We gotta love apple dogs

[coral token]

apparently people who smell can't smell it themselves

i didn't know that

[urban valve]

ooooh

ahahah roasred!!!!

[languid grove]

[urban valve]

actually im keepinmg that typo

[coral token]

keepinmg

[urban valve]

that one too, those were tuff

[left sierra]

I literally just can't smell. At all.

[indigo hull]

Roasred 💔

[elfin wing]

shit, convinced me

[gilded tangle]

Well what about that time I was working out and my armpits where sweating

[elfin wing]

we love stadium wifi

[urban valve]

Hold shift and bring your mouse over your message and delete it please.

[elfin wing]

well, that convinced me

[left sierra]

Yoooooo, stadium?
Which one you at.

[obtuse marten]

This dock is holding an apple in its melt.

[languid grove]

I spend too much time on self care for y’all to call me smelly

[elfin wing]

idr the name but it's in oklahoma

[indigo hull]

Oh Klahoma

[elfin wing]

YOU AREN'T SMELLY THROUGH

[left sierra]

Basketball?

[obtuse marten]

Hey Rika I got a surprise for you

[gilded tangle]

Through

[elfin wing]

concert

[languid grove]

Thank you amazing boyfriend for not being a weiner like THE REST OF Y’ALL

[civic sonnet]

🦭

[elfin wing]

i can't hardly see my phone, doing my best rn

[obtuse marten]

...wait.

[gilded tangle]

I love hot dogs but I'd rather not be one

[obtuse marten]

Holy fucking shit.

[elfin wing]

of course

[languid grove]

[obtuse marten]

Bro it was in the name.

[indigo hull]

Does he know?

[obtuse marten]

It was quite literally in the name.

[elfin wing]

you just realized?

[left sierra]

Not sure where you at then

[elfin wing]

brother it's been a month

[obtuse marten]

Murder me.

[obtuse marten]

You must kill me now dude.

[indigo hull]

That’ll be 70 dollars

[urban valve]

legit said Rika meant fragrance and i don't even rewarded for my ball knowledge

[obtuse marten]

YEAH

[urban valve]

Yeah flip everyone im gooing to the boomroom

you guys are all fucked

[obtuse marten]

Nuh uh

[languid grove]

You were being MEAN

[urban valve]

"were"

[indigo hull]

The blue meanie

[elfin wing]

I would never be mean to rika...

[obtuse marten]

Cough cough liar cough

Cough cough cough FUCKING LIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR cough cough.

[languid grove]

[elfin wing]

too busy dating her to be mean

[indigo hull]

Bro has tuberculosis

[gilded tangle]

What if she takes the gambling funds

[obtuse marten]

COOOOOUUUUGHHHH COOOOOUUUUGHHHH CCCOOOOOOOUUUUUUUGHHHHH

[elfin wing]

I have none

[obtuse marten]

LLLLLIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR.

Sneeze.

[left sierra]

Maybe bronchitis with how powerful that is...

[languid grove]

Wdym Liar

[indigo hull]

Or Terminal 7

[languid grove]

He’s never mean to me

[obtuse marten]

Oooh if I had nitro the amount of cat fight gifs that would be used on you is INFINITE

[elfin wing]

IKR

[gilded tangle]

I'm jimkenuinely playing blackjack rn

[left sierra]

Remember to always double on an 11

[gilded tangle]

I'll lyk how it goes

[gilded tangle]

Duh

[left sierra]

You'd be amazed how bad I've seen some people play blackjack

[languid grove]

[elfin wing]

waiting on this band to come out

[elfin wing]

hit on a 19

[languid grove]

I’m not above fighting someone younger than me…

[gilded tangle]

Talk about risk

[raw zinc]

I like men

[left sierra]

Nah, stood on a 7.

[elfin wing]

AUNT

[obtuse marten]

I'm not fighting someone SMALLER than me either

[elfin wing]

stood on a 3.

[gilded tangle]

I couldn't relate, unless it's jimmy

[languid grove]

WDYM AUNT YOU’RE 6 MONTHS YOUNGER THAN ME

[elfin wing]

lost 4 billion.

[indigo hull]

That’s just tragic

[left sierra]

Literally an impossible score

[obtuse marten]

I'm 5'8, stand on my money now I'm 5'7.

[elfin wing]

OK BYE

[languid grove]

BYE??

[gilded tangle]

Bye bye unc

[left sierra]

...imma be honest, I think I'm older than both of them.

[languid grove]

How old are you

[drowsy bridge]

[left sierra]

What's 9 + 10

[verbal anchor]

910

[languid grove]

[civic sonnet]

Hmmmm it is a trick question

[light vessel]

21

[left sierra]

That

[languid grove]

Okay so you’re 19

[left sierra]

Nah, 21

insert Schlatt laugh here

[urban valve]

unc

[light vessel]

Fr

[civic sonnet]

🦭 🦭 🦭

[light vessel]

Gup

[languid grove]

You’re 21?

[left sierra]

Yeah. I'm not an uncle yet, but would not be surprised if I am in a couple years.

[light vessel]

I’ll be 21 in 5 years

[verbal anchor]

No

[light vessel]

Yes

[verbal anchor]

Damn

[languid grove]

Y’know I’m just going to say what’s on my mind rn

[gilded tangle]

Unc

[light vessel]

Thanks

[olive rune]

this chat is making my joints crumble in real time, in 5 years ill be 29

[languid grove]

I’m feeling even more creeped out now by the fact you attempted to make flirty comments to me and Gehe, especially because we are both minors

[light vessel]

ok normally I’m not rude but ACTUALLY SHUT THE HELL UP

anyways

[languid grove]

[gilded tangle]

👀

[light vessel]

how are you:3

Wait are you male or female?

[gilded tangle]

What did I do man

[light vessel]

Star are you male or female

[drowsy bridge]

[gilded tangle]

Male

[light vessel]

I take back everything I said

[gilded tangle]

LOL

[verbal anchor]

You!

[light vessel]

Sooo how are you : )

[gilded tangle]

Good

[languid grove]

[light vessel]

that’s good :3

[crisp hornet]

bro folded IMMEDIATLY

[left sierra]

And that is incredibly fair, as i may have messed up words badly

[light vessel]

What is that bad?

[crisp hornet]

no, just pointing it out lol

[light vessel]

Alright then

[drowsy bridge]

How art thou?

[left sierra]

Or am I just not understanding things

[verbal anchor]

Sleepy. Wbuu

[gilded tangle]

SO, I'm really bad with the whole gender thing so mind telling me yours?

[light vessel]

I’m also Male

[drowsy bridge]

Grooving, listening to Mr. Morale and the big steppers rn

[verbal anchor]

Yippee

[crisp hornet]

so am i

[drowsy bridge]

Next song is my favorite

[timber oriole]

Hi

[verbal anchor]

You!!!

[timber oriole]

Hello

[crisp hornet]

hello autumn ll

[verbal anchor]

Hruu

[timber oriole]

Hello

[timber oriole]

Today wasnt great but im okay now, wbu??

[languid grove]

[verbal anchor]

Im magical!

And sleepy

[urban valve]

naaurrr

[indigo hull]

Saul Goodkitty

[timber oriole]

Thats good

[light vessel]

Isn’t Saul from breaking bad?

[gilded tangle]

I lost $25000 because I hit on 16

[left sierra]

The amount of cat things is very appreciated

[urban valve]

Im extracting someone's spinal fluid while they're asleep

[indigo hull]

Evil

[left sierra]

$25000? What are you betting at?

[verbal anchor]

Life of Luxury Tommy

[gilded tangle]

Black jack

[left sierra]

In what, exactly

[light vessel]

Where the hell did you get 25k?

[gilded tangle]

Wym

[gilded tangle]

It's a game, I was on a 18 win streak

[light vessel]

Oh ok

[gilded tangle]

On the app store

[left sierra]

I was gonna ask if it was in a game, and if so which one, but if its dedicated, yeah

[light vessel]

This is why I don’t gamble

[crisp hornet]

BORING

[urban valve]

holy cow

[light vessel]

All I do is every once in a while i ask either my grandma or my dad to buy me a scratch card

[verbal anchor]

Gamble right now

[crisp hornet]

whats life without gambling?

[urban valve]

i need to stop grabbing milk from the back of the fridge

[gilded tangle]

Yeah I'm pissed, I'm making a new acc for this game

[left sierra]

Gamblecore 8 (I think)

[urban valve]

ANOTHER February 24th milk

[light vessel]

Idc if I’m not 18 I’ll ask my dad if I have to just so I get that damn scratch card

[indigo hull]

STOP DRINKING OLD MILK

[verbal anchor]

You gotta be 21 to gamble lol

[left sierra]

Isn't the gambling age in the US 21?

[urban valve]

I DIDNT DRINK IT

I CHECKED THIS TIME

[indigo hull]

oh thank god

[verbal anchor]

LIES

[urban valve]

you guys do NOT understand what the milk did to me

[light vessel]

MCRIB! Are you telling a lie?

[crisp hornet]

if you did you'd prolly die from a mysterious undiscovered virus

[light vessel]

Yk how bad lying is for you

[indigo hull]

How was it bro

[urban valve]

it would be a tmi

[indigo hull]

Rip

[left sierra]

Fair play.

[light vessel]

Ohhh I’ll just assume Taco Bell type shi happened

[gilded tangle]

I had a 14, hit, and I got 22, I'm jumping

[light vessel]

DO NOT JUMP

[crisp hornet]

ive never had s taco bell result from eating taco bell

[drowsy bridge]

Like war thunder

Life without war thunder, is a life not worth living
— Exnic

[stiff grove]

🥲

[left sierra]

Do you know what the running count is?

[crisp hornet]

its straight propoganda

[light vessel]

Your stronk

[left sierra]

I've never had taco bell, so I wouldn't know

[crisp hornet]

even if i did, it would be worth it for the yummy

[left sierra]

What would an order from taco bell even be?

[light vessel]

It’s good but It makes you explode

[left sierra]

So it has fibre

[light vessel]

Pretty sure

[indigo hull]

The opposite

[crisp hornet]

a crunchwrap supreme, a large baja blast, chips with cheeswe, and some cinnimon twists

thats what i get every time

[indigo hull]

It induces what we like to call two tip tummy terrorism

[urban valve]

holy cow

[crisp hornet]

ima start getting th desert chruchwrap over the cinni twists tho 😋

[light vessel]

DID THEY REMOVE THE CINNAMON DELIGHTS?

The ones with the cream filling?

[crisp hornet]

no? i just really like the twists

[light vessel]

oh ok

[indigo hull]

cow in pope outfit

[urban valve]

my room is like one of those ones you would see in those "where are you sleeping the hardest?" videos in 2020

[light vessel]

I love the delights but I’m not a fan of the twists

[left sierra]

That trombone slide of a sentence wants me to leave and make a new life as a food youtuber who does asmr before sliding in the most out of pocket statements out of nowhere and pretend like nothing happened.

[crisp hornet]

i wanna see it now

[urban valve]

well

[gilded tangle]

Got 20, split, hit on first, hit on second, stood on both after, won 90

[urban valve]

its messy but im chilling

[gilded tangle]

Holy I can't type

[urban valve]

oh i take it back its 80 degrees in here

help

[compact sky]

blehhhh

[urban valve]

get ur tongue out of here

[left sierra]

Oh deer

[light vessel]

Bleh

[gilded tangle]

5 win streak

[autumn sorrel]

Guten tag

[light vessel]

giving Star more luck

[gilded tangle]

Guys I'm buying us all steak if I win

[urban valve]

yes

i want that one expensive one

the filet minion or sum like that

[autumn sorrel]

I want fish

Anyways what's happening

[light vessel]

Can I just get subway

it sounds really good rn

[autumn sorrel]

Whatchu winning at

[gilded tangle]

Black jack

[light vessel]

Btw I have a very specific subway order that I usually don’t change but there have been a few times where I was forced to not get it when they were out

[gilded tangle]

I just won 2.5k

[light vessel]

Good job

[stiff grove]

Fire

[dusty badger]

Just got off a 2 day migraine

[autumn sorrel]

GAMBLING?!?!?!

[light vessel]

Dexter!

[dusty badger]

Let is ride

[light vessel]

why did you unadd me

[urban valve]

let the man dexter breathe

[light vessel]

I’m just a bit upset

[urban valve]

Yeah i 100% understand you

I've been in your exact situation

[light vessel]

yeah

Oh Lux!

[left sierra]

Im trying to speak Russian into my translator, and all it keeps popping up in the bar is 'Stretched Foot'

[urban valve]

and honestly the aftermath was a lot worse than if I moved on

[stiff grove]

Mhm

[light vessel]

You weren’t online when it happened but Me and Him broke up (I think that’s why he unadded me)

[languid grove]

[gilded tangle]

Do I hit on 6-16 dealer has a 7, I think I might

[autumn sorrel]

Babushka

Yes!!!
(No clue what I'm doing)

[urban valve]

its really just better to move on i cannot be more serious when i say this

[left sierra]

Stratzvojcek (closest thing I can type like this)

[autumn sorrel]

Nice :3

[light vessel]

You know your very wise

[drowsy bridge]

[stiff grove]

Reason of im very busy and have a lot going on i can’t do relationships rn and im not very good at communication

[light vessel]

Alright that’s fair

[autumn sorrel]

🎶Moskau moskau, wirf de glasser aunde vauns, russlan demshirminzveit, oh oh oh oh oh, HEY🎶

[stiff grove]

Thank you

[light vessel]

Your welcome

[misty quest]

Yo

[light vessel]

I was crying at first but I was like “no you have to be better than this”

[light vessel]

Belo

[autumn sorrel]

Holy crap it's swag pants

I wish I had a pair of swag pants

[light vessel]

Fun fact I used to have the drip jacket irl

[misty quest]

You look annoying

[light vessel]

…

[left sierra]

Did i ask?

[light vessel]

Billy…

Hold my Dr Pepper

[autumn sorrel]

W h y QwQ

[left sierra]

acquired one (1) Dr. Pepper

[light vessel]

THATS MY BESTIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

sends bro flying into space

[autumn sorrel]

Wow you really got him
-w-

[light vessel]

Thanks

[left sierra]

gives one (1) Dr. Pepper to Ted

[light vessel]

Thanks

drinks dr pepper

[dreamy knoll]

You

[autumn sorrel]

Me?

[light vessel]

🎶I looked at him and he looked at me🎶

[autumn sorrel]

Am I in danger

[stiff grove]

I apologize

[dreamy knoll]

Hai

[light vessel]

It’s alright I’m not sad anymore

[autumn sorrel]

Henlo :3

[light vessel]

oh my bangs are growing back out again so I might eventually end up showing Lux my face :3

[autumn sorrel]

Oh ok

[left sierra]

I just have toaster.

[autumn sorrel]

Can you make me some toast

[left sierra]

Too many toaster.
If that was even possible.

[light vessel]

Can I upgrade Billy?

[left sierra]

Both instances are yes.

[autumn sorrel]

Never

[light vessel]

Alright

[left sierra]

I will also note, very soon, I will have Billy the Toaster custom phonecase.

[gilded tangle]

I went from 1k to 8k

[light vessel]

installs a toast screen onto billy

now I can get the perfect toast

[left sierra]

Hmmmmm

[urban valve]

omg having asthma is the worst feeling

[autumn sorrel]

Do show when you upgrade :3

[light vessel]

You have it too?

[urban valve]

yeah

[light vessel]

same

[urban valve]

i feel like a chud when i run

[finite cedar]

[light vessel]

I can run fast but I am out of breath after I do it

[autumn sorrel]

Welp brb :3

[left sierra]

I am having the dinner now

[urban valve]

thank you

[gilded tangle]

Time?

[light vessel]

Welp while Lux Is gone

Lux is one of the best people I have ever met like she is very nice very kind and she makes life less miserable when he is around does anyone else agree ?

[stiff grove]

Ong

[finite cedar]

No

[autumn sorrel]

G I V E

[light vessel]

HI LUX

[urban valve]

damn

[autumn sorrel]

Aw QwQ

[light vessel]

I wasn’t saying anything about you:3

[stiff grove]

Make me toast or i’ll throw you in a river

[autumn sorrel]

Bro stop glazing me please

[light vessel]

Never

Your just such a nice person

[autumn sorrel]

Thankies

[light vessel]

your most welcome

[autumn sorrel]

Billy what you eating?

[coral tulip]

[autumn sorrel]

H a m p t e r

[finite cedar]

[dreamy knoll]

Clover hai

[autumn sorrel]

Where'd chat go off to

[stiff grove]

Japan

[coral tulip]

Hai! hru

[urban valve]

me in japan

[autumn sorrel]

Jealous

[gilded tangle]

Where's all of my glaze

[autumn sorrel]

Take me with youuuuu🥺

[urban valve]

no

[gilded tangle]

WAIT IM ABT TO HIT W 3K ON THE LINE

[autumn sorrel]

Whyy

[urban valve]

japan sucks

i hate it so much

[dreamy knoll]

Im ok wbu clover

[autumn sorrel]

Oh why's that?

[gilded tangle]

Alr I js won 3k y'all can glaze me now

[urban valve]

i cant say it here

[finite cedar]

Adress me 🐘

[dreamy knoll]

Hallo bub hru

[coral tulip]

I took a nap, feeling a bit better now, gonna maybe play Minecraft in a bit

[finite cedar]

IM FULL OF ANGER AND RAGE

[urban valve]

woah

[dreamy knoll]

Fair

[urban valve]

everyone calm down

[finite cedar]

Im not really full of anger. Just mildly peeved lol

[coral tulip]

I was a little tired….

[dreamy knoll]

What has made u aquire the peeved

[stiff grove]

Double it

[finite cedar]

The peeve is in the room with us

[gilded tangle]

Nvm I js lost 1.2k

[dreamy knoll]

Dm it to me if u need

[torn elbow]

Yall yk what tomorrow is?

[zinc frigate]

Monday

[torn elbow]

School day

[autumn sorrel]

Whys that?

[zinc frigate]

Meh I only got like an hour of class tomorrow

[torn elbow]

Why

[white aspen]

I need to fart

[torn elbow]

Thank you for sharing

[slender radish]

we love monday

[torn elbow]

Who’s we

[slender radish]

me and u

[livid raven]

omg the boiled one

[torn elbow]

Just you pal

[hot magnet]

There is no we

[torn elbow]

Hello Pokemon named balls

[livid raven]

:ppp !!!! real shit

[elder turret]

I mean I don't mind Mondays, but that's because I work weekends

[slender radish]

i like my first period

[elder turret]

I'm still usually tired and sore but at least I don't have work lol

[hot magnet]

I hate Monday but I like Friday

[autumn sorrel]

I dont got school tomorrow

[slender radish]

lucky

[light vessel]

I really like Wednesday

[torn elbow]

I should lowkey change the boiled one pfp into a new one

[slender radish]

i caught that reference

[gilded tangle]

Interesting profile

[light vessel]

Good job

[hot magnet]

But I like the boiled one 🙁

[livid raven]

i love spirgatito

goofy ass grass cat

[autumn sorrel]

I'm gonna boil the one alive

[elder turret]

Anyways I'm back from my D&D session

Hope I didn't miss much

[hot magnet]

Nah you cool

[slender radish]

i havent spoke here in a decade

[torn elbow]

I need a new boiled one pfp

[livid raven]

new boilded one pfp

[hot magnet]

What’s your cooldown time?

[slender radish]

theres alot of new people

[livid raven]

do the plushie :p

[light vessel]

I’m more of a fire type person usually but I agree with this

[torn elbow]

I actually had that as the pfp before the one I have now

[gilded tangle]

I'm on a 14 win streak on blackjack

[torn elbow]

I think I found the replacement pfp hold on ima change

[livid raven]

if you like sprigatito youll love litten

[light vessel]

Ik about litten

Litten is the cutest little bean

[autumn sorrel]

Quit now while you're ahead

[hot magnet]

I’m gonna go to eepy time

[white aspen]

Guys I farted and a little came out

[torn elbow]

I’ve evolved

[hot magnet]

Good night

[autumn sorrel]

Good night :3

[livid raven]

holy fart

WHAT IS THAT

[hot magnet]

Good job

[light vessel]

TMI

[gilded tangle]

What's what

[autumn sorrel]

[white aspen]

Thank you

[torn elbow]

How’s the new pfp chat

[thin prairie]

[white aspen]

Never too much

[livid raven]

holyhell

[light vessel]

I just giggled

[hot magnet]

I love it

[torn elbow]

You are all so kind

[white aspen]

I’m not kind do not ever insult me again

[livid raven]

the prettiest in all the server :3

[torn elbow]

I WILL be eating you for dinner

[autumn sorrel]

Gasp

[white aspen]

Is that a threat or a promise

[faint olive]

Hello everyone

[undone cypress]

meow

[torn elbow]

Both

[light vessel]

Meow

[livid raven]

meow

[undone cypress]

oh chats getting weird im out

[white aspen]

Bet

Meow

[elder turret]

I swear I recognize the face from somewhere but I can't pinpoint exactly

[torn elbow]

🥀

[faint olive]

Uh, meow? AAAA!

[torn elbow]

I kinda thought that too but idk if I’m just crazy or something

[autumn sorrel]

Normally I'd meow too, but I feel like I'm in some thin ice rn QwQ

[gilded tangle]

Yo I think I'm high

[slender radish]

how high

[livid raven]

i honestly thought it was speed before i clicked your profile

[autumn sorrel]

Hi high, I'm low

[gilded tangle]

Higher than 5

[torn elbow]

Okay guys I have another one so when I evolve again I wanna know if yall prefer the one pfp I’m using now or the new one

[slender radish]

thats at least higher than 6

[light vessel]

Ik im not high but I feel like it

[faint olive]

Guffaw what a knee slapper

[elder turret]

I vaguely remember seeing it on TV at some point. But it was like 3AM and I was half asleep so I have no clue. Could always be misremembering

[autumn sorrel]

I'm know I'm such a comedian

[torn elbow]

Okay chat what do you think

[urban valve]

my room needs to cool the f down yo

I am sweating absolute galloons

[faint olive]

WHAT!?

[light vessel]

Eat it

[livid raven]

is there a cunty boiled one

[light vessel]

don’t waste food

[autumn sorrel]

None of the above and give it to me

[gilded tangle]

WHAT

[torn elbow]

It’s the new pfp

[autumn sorrel]

MODS

[light vessel]

@bleak warren

[faint olive]

I think people are feeling a little too comfortable

[livid raven]

mmmmmm

[torn elbow]

I MENT FEED IT

[gilded tangle]

Mods, crush his skull

[autumn sorrel]

Don't actually at the mods -w-

[stiff grove]

Mods crush his balls

[torn elbow]

How dare you guys

[light vessel]

“Mods ban him and blow up his f**king house”

[bleak warren]

starting to lowkey hate it here

[livid raven]

[torn elbow]

I became the cute boiled for you and THIS is what I get in return

[faint olive]

That sounds like an ehmazing idea!

[urban valve]

no smudge please dont leave

[torn elbow]

Unbelievable

[gilded tangle]

Mods, explode him

[thin prairie]

Agreed

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[light vessel]

That does sound EHHHMAZING!

[bleak warren]

two people DM'd me and i'm still trying to deal with all that and y'all can't behave for 5 minutes and i have nobody to help me

[torn elbow]

Guys I only ment that he should feed me the pop tart

[gilded tangle]

W game

[light vessel]

I’m behaving

for once

[gilded tangle]

I didn't do nuthin wrong

[livid raven]

sorry smudge

[faint olive]

I just got here

[gilded tangle]

I've js been playing Blackjack

[autumn sorrel]

Chat please just leave the poor mods alone

[elder turret]

How is it I open the chat and nine times out of ten see something out of pocket within 30 seconds?

[light vessel]

Someone’s being weird

[urban valve]

Having a mod that is like upside down or something would be nice ngl

[livid raven]

its a jimmy server :p

[torn elbow]

Okay fine guys I’ll go back to the realistic boiled one

[gilded tangle]

Never would've thought

[livid raven]

:o

[languid grove]

[light vessel]

Fair enough

[autumn sorrel]

Guys please quit at'ing mods QwQ

[dreamy knoll]

Nope it wouldnt this place is a nightmare

[light vessel]

LUX!

[cold mural]

Hello everyone

[urban valve]

So having more mods doesn't make it easier for the mods?

[torn elbow]

Guys have we forgiven me

[drowsy bridge]

[faint olive]

Is your name market pliers

[autumn sorrel]

Crimus duck :3

[cold mural]

[livid raven]

duck :p

[autumn kraken]

Mate im ngl

[light vessel]

ITZ CRIMA!!

[dreamy knoll]

Well yes but also no cuz this place is a nightmare to keep it from being twitch chat

[drowsy bridge]

[gilded tangle]

Should I gts or gamble

[drowsy bridge]

How are y’all

[light vessel]

Gts

[autumn kraken]

Both

[drowsy bridge]

Quack

[urban valve]

well it was chill for a bit

[torn elbow]

Shouldn’t you be hacking or whatever u do in the show

[cold mural]

I have been dormant long enough

[drowsy bridge]

Quack

[cold mural]

Good

[autumn kraken]

Its a long night for me rn

[light vessel]

btw how did you get the lights?

[livid raven]

quack

[elder turret]

Tired but good

[light vessel]

Is it only around Christmas?

[faint olive]

Dot is a streamer

[drowsy bridge]

I forgot lol

[autumn sorrel]

Can you believe it? Christmas, just a week away

[drowsy bridge]

I think so

[autumn kraken]

Nobody is responding to me

[torn elbow]

Well yeah but she also does the hacking or whatever for the crew

[light vessel]

Lux your my bestie but WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING

[autumn kraken]

I messaged my top 5 instant responsers and not one responded

[light vessel]

ITS MARCH

[autumn sorrel]

It's a meme -w-

[light vessel]

Oh ok

[gilded tangle]

Well break into their house then

[autumn kraken]

I can't

[faint olive]

I think complaining about people not responding to you is kind of not a good thing tbh

[gilded tangle]

Why not

[autumn kraken]

They are too far away

[light vessel]

Bad idea ever heard of a little place called jail

[gilded tangle]

Js fly

[elder turret]

To be fair, depending on timezones it could be pretty late for them

[left sierra]

Happy St. Patrick's Day

[gilded tangle]

Almost been there

[autumn sorrel]

Mad dad used to work in a jail :3

[autumn sorrel]

Yibee :3
Thankuu

[light vessel]

Crazy

[torn elbow]

Hey man I wanted to apologize for my behavior and hope we can move on with our lives and forget this ever happened

[gilded tangle]

2 occasiond

[left sierra]

Yayyyy

[gilded tangle]

Yeah dawg we chill

[languid grove]

BURRRPPPPP

[bleak warren]

nvm i'm chill now

[light vessel]

Excuse you

[autumn sorrel]

S'cuse you

[bleak warren]

i just have super autism and i got overwhelmed

[autumn sorrel]

Yaaay smudge :3

[left sierra]

Holy moly.

[light vessel]

Same

[faint olive]

You have such a way with words

[torn elbow]

I can smell it through the screen

[gilded tangle]

Guys

[light vessel]

Looks like me and Smudge have something in common

[elder turret]

Yeah, overstimulation can be a real pain, right?

[gilded tangle]

And gals

[torn elbow]

And entity’s

[light vessel]

Yeah?

[undone cypress]

you forgot the non binary pals

[gilded tangle]

I forgot

[finite cedar]

[light vessel]

And the gremlins

[torn elbow]

And the gays

[faint olive]

That’s why I say peoples

[languid grove]

Thank you, I do try

[autumn sorrel]

And our friends who identify as attack helicopters

[undone cypress]

no.

[faint olive]

Because everyone is a person

[autumn sorrel]

Yes.

[bleak warren]

🤦‍♀️

[autumn sorrel]

X3

[undone cypress]

that joke is pretty transphobic
its used in a bad way

[torn elbow]

What about people who identify as tanks

[gilded tangle]

I miss my mommy

[light vessel]

And the people who identify as a door

[slender radish]

what about the vegetables

[light vessel]

Hell nah

[bleak warren]

stop with the "identify" jokes ffs

[autumn sorrel]

NEW TOPIC

[trim vine]

Yo

[torn elbow]

Okay uh have we ever had eggs

[trim vine]

I want a lovely 🥰 girl

[faint olive]

Yes

[undone cypress]

YOU WONT FIND ONE HERE 💀

[light vessel]

THIS SKY IS VERY SKYIE RIGHT CHAT?

[lusty gorge]

Yall remember nighttime visitor from like 9 years ago?

[autumn sorrel]

Yus indeed :3
I have six chickens

[autumn kraken]

I left for two minutes whos transphobic?

[undone cypress]

holy shit kasane teto

[hollow cobalt]

[undone cypress]

no one is

[slender radish]

what is bro talking about

[opaque oak]

I want $20

[lusty gorge]

Oh shit Amy Rose

[torn elbow]

Hand the eggs over I intend to make scrambled eggs

[elder turret]

I can't unfortunately

[autumn sorrel]

Me apparently
(I made an attack helicopter joke)

[autumn sorrel]

Nuh uh

[slow glen]

Please stop.

[languid grove]

Move on nerds

[torn elbow]

Why

[autumn kraken]

I saw just something abt transphobia

[languid grove]

Smudge said to

[light vessel]

And I want a man but I’m not talking about it

[hollow cobalt]

I got a toy t-rex and a goldfish card. Final offer

[languid grove]

[autumn kraken]

Just saw*

[trim vine]

Any one want to play Cod 1v1

[opaque oak]

Ball knowledge

[autumn kraken]

Oh

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍔

[elder turret]

Unless they're baked into something I get violently sick

[autumn sorrel]

One of my chickens is named cluck norris

[autumn kraken]

Mb

[torn elbow]

Guys what’s THE rarest Pokemon card ever

[light vessel]

W

[gilded tangle]

I'm so green

[slender radish]

that one card

[undone cypress]

the one i have because i own it and no one else does

[autumn kraken]

Illustrator pikachu I think

[light vessel]

I think it’s the Mario And Luigi Pikachu cards

[trim vine]

Are interested

[autumn sorrel]

A good foil card
(Only two variants exist)

[lusty gorge]

The rarest pokemon card

[faint olive]

Rest in peace chuck norris

[autumn kraken]

Unfortunately the scumbag logan paul owns it

[undone cypress]

rest in piss chuck

[autumn sorrel]

W h a t

[autumn kraken]

What

[gilded tangle]

1998 Pikachu illustrator

[undone cypress]

he was NOT a good person

[gilded tangle]

I think

[autumn kraken]

Wait what did he do

[undone cypress]

this was already discussed

[torn elbow]

Never heard of it tbh

[faint olive]

Really?

[light vessel]

I was told a couple days ago that chuck supports the Orange man

[autumn sorrel]

I owned level X cards

[undone cypress]

supporter of the orange face bad guy and dehumanizing movements + more iirc

[torn elbow]

Gasps

[faint olive]

Oh.

[fresh geyser]

Wussup chat

[autumn kraken]

This sucks

[light vessel]

Leave

[lusty gorge]

Ahoy

[fresh geyser]

Rude.

[light vessel]

LEAVE BEFORE THEY GET YOU

[faint olive]

Wow, what a piece of shit.

[fresh geyser]

Oh

Apologies

How are we chat

[autumn sorrel]

Tf just happened??

[light vessel]

good

[torn elbow]

Loud incorrect buzzer

[light vessel]

mb I went crazy for a moment

[autumn sorrel]

Hiii Marcie :3
How ya doin floofer

[lusty gorge]

Was watching nighttime visitor playthroughs

[autumn kraken]

I think I know what happened ot chuck norris

[elder turret]

Pretty good. Had my first ever combat encounter in Dungeons and Dragons

[light vessel]

OH ALSO LESSON LEARNED

[fresh geyser]

How'd that go?

[light vessel]

don’t call a furry a fluffer

[fresh geyser]

Lmao

[light vessel]

It’s very rude

[olive rune]

hallo chat

[elder turret]

Went better than I expected. Didn't die, actually managed to take out 2 of the 3 enemies. So pretty well, I'd say

[opaque oak]

NICE

[hollow cobalt]

[fresh geyser]

Oh peak

[undone cypress]

THE TRAITORS ARE COMING THE TRAITORS ARE COMING!!! 🏇

[torn elbow]

Guys I call apon a challenge I want someone to name a plane that sounds better then the Stuka dive bomber noise

[light vessel]

I was then beat up 6-7 times

[autumn kraken]

Guys

[faint olive]

Where?

[autumn kraken]

Guys can I make a joke

[undone cypress]

gmod vocal stim

[light vessel]

You don’t have to

[kind skiff]

no

[autumn sorrel]

OwÔ

[faint olive]

Sure

[elder turret]

Mind you I'm playing as a sentient vending robot in this campaign and I am NOT designed for combat

[torn elbow]

Who play geometry dash

[light vessel]

Do I get the F pass with lux?

[autumn sorrel]

I give up XwX

[humble isle]

[light vessel]

Fine I’ll be good

[humble isle]

Why my house so damn cold

[light vessel]

Is it snowing?

[lusty gorge]

Lemme have your house's coldness

[autumn sorrel]

Me to pls

[lusty gorge]

Sweating my ass off over here

[fresh geyser]

Oh neat, what class?

[torn elbow]

What’s yalls opinion on Minecraft story mode

[autumn sorrel]

Absolute cinema

[lusty gorge]

Absolute cinema

[fresh geyser]

First ep is a classic, don't really care abt the others

[torn elbow]

The wither storm I think personally carries the ENTIRE game

[light vessel]

Who did that to teto’s comment

[undone cypress]

you did.

it shows who reacts yknow.

[light vessel]

no I didn’t

[undone cypress]

LOL

[autumn sorrel]

My brother...

[urban valve]

i just lost my 50 year hardcore world 😔

[autumn sorrel]

NOT AGAIN

[lusty gorge]

Huh wait wuh who did what?

[torn elbow]

Bro I wish I could’ve played Minecraft story mode again I only played the first chapter

[elder turret]

Thought Noble

[undone cypress]

i lost my 670000 year old minecraft world

[urban valve]

it was my other one

[torn elbow]

Minecraft years? Or irl years

[faint olive]

sigh

[fresh geyser]

Oh weird never heard of it

[urban valve]

irl, why?

im going back to iconic rib again

hooray

[autumn sorrel]

Can I have some bbq ribs?

[bold cave]

Mf been on the grind since 1976

[urban valve]

NO

[slender radish]

you havent?

[elder turret]

It's from the Worlds Without Number book specifically. Technically a spinoff of mainline 5e

[autumn sorrel]

QwQ
Ok...

[urban valve]

76...?

[bold cave]

Well I have. But thats a different story

[urban valve]

backwards...

[torn elbow]

How old does that make you hm

[bleak warren]

ted reacted to your message about sweating your ass off with the "freakyhere" emoji(i don't have nitro) and then tried to act like someone else did it

[urban valve]

im 16

[bleak warren]

incidentally, that was ted's last warning and he's gone

[bold cave]

Yes since you said you've had that world for 50 irl years. That means you wouldve created it in

1976

[lusty gorge]

Oh
Oh I didn't even notice what the fuck??

[autumn kraken]

Who is ted

[bold cave]

Honestly my question

[autumn sorrel]

He told me he
"Accidentally used the wrong reaction"

[undone cypress]

ted banned?
no surprise there

[autumn kraken]

He can appeal it

[fresh geyser]

Oh neat

[bleak warren]

i mean that was his 8th warning, and honestly he could have had other ones as well

[undone cypress]

did you get his alt

[bleak warren]

he just never learned to behave himself

[urban valve]

i have his alt's name

[autumn kraken]

DUDE WHO IS TED

[torn elbow]

Someone should mail me Minecraft story mode lowkey

[autumn sorrel]

I'm doing ok, right?

[undone cypress]

kpr_ted

[bold cave]

What did he do

[bleak warren]

you do a lot of borderline stuff and honestly it's getting a bit tiring

[autumn kraken]

Not another noodle incident

[stark rapids]

I'm finally back! (my acc was compromised a couple weeks ago)

[undone cypress]

noodle incident???

[urban valve]

I was trying so hard to be nice to them

[slender radish]

free at last

[urban valve]

it was BAD

[undone cypress]

im noodle 😭
i havent done shit

[stark rapids]

o, gabriel... now dawns thy reckoning...

[autumn kraken]

Right

[autumn sorrel]

Ye... Im trying.
I really think you're a good mod and I try my best to behave

[urban valve]

noodle banned the bot

[autumn kraken]

Goog

[undone cypress]

rib shut up we dont talk about that

[faint olive]

I don’t have anything to say but: “Really?”

[autumn kraken]

I just remembered noodle being the one who knew

[elder turret]

I'd recommend it honestly. There's some pretty cool classes in there. For example I can, once per long rest, force someone to forget a person, place or event if they fail a mental saving throw

[autumn sorrel]

Anyways bbq ribs

[autumn kraken]

That goog was an alt

[bleak warren]

that's old news by now

[autumn kraken]

Yea

[drowsy bridge]

AUTISM SPECTRUM DISORDER DROPPED

The album

[autumn kraken]

Thats why i said not another one

[woven flicker]

Otter

[elder turret]

Well I can do it multiple times, but it takes focus, which is required for my other abilities. So I need to be careful where/when I use it

[bleak warren]

if i find out about alts i'll ban them obviously

[autumn kraken]

Omar

[drowsy bridge]

Oh Ted got banned?

[woven flicker]

Hru

[drowsy bridge]

Damn

[woven flicker]

Who?

[urban valve]

I CAN FINALLY BE COMFORTABLE AGAIN

[autumn sorrel]

Omaaaar

[bleak warren]

too many warnings, pushed the rules too many times

[fresh geyser]

Sounds cool af

[drowsy bridge]

KPR_Ted

[urban valve]

YEEEEHAWWW

[woven flicker]

..who?

[autumn kraken]

Im kinda sad

[urban valve]

thats who i was reporting btw

[woven flicker]

HEYYYY YAAA

[finite cedar]

Who?

[fresh geyser]

This chats like a revolving door lol/j

[bleak warren]

did you ever tell Thales what was up?

[stark rapids]

anyways goodnight chat! I have responsibilites tomorrow..

[faint olive]

What did Ted do before his reaction?

[autumn sorrel]

Byee gn

[humble isle]

Y’all didn’t know that?

[drowsy bridge]

I kinda saw it coming

[woven flicker]

Sleep well

[autumn sorrel]

Good night
Sleep tight
Don't let the Jimmy's bite

[urban valve]

Yeah but i dont think we saw on the same level

[autumn kraken]

I was not here when the original was banned

[bleak warren]

mostly lewd comments

[elder turret]

Anyways Imma stop being a massive dork for the time being. It's almost midnight where I am so I should probably go to sleep. Have a good night/day everyone

[woven flicker]

Biting you

[autumn sorrel]

Aw man not again

[bleak warren]

as i mentioned the other day, the past few weeks the new people have really had a problem with not acting like they do in twitch

[humble isle]

I knew it almost immediately but didn’t say anything cuz I didn’t wanna look obsessive.

But now I feel validated.

[bleak warren]

you know

if you had said something he would probably have been banned a lot sooner

[autumn kraken]

I dont

[drowsy bridge]

No clue who the original even was

[autumn kraken]

Same

[finite cedar]

Its been yuckers

[olive flicker]

[bleak warren]

apparently someone named obsidian

[olive flicker]

What the hell been happenin

[urban valve]

yeah

[olive flicker]

Who wants a fruit by the foot

[urban valve]

well i learned from that incident lowk

[autumn sorrel]

About "the problem is here rn"
That's wasnt me? Was it? If so I wish to apologize

[autumn kraken]

ME

I DO

[olive flicker]

🫴

[urban valve]

i aint trusting people like my day 1 on discord anymore

[autumn kraken]

I WANT FRUIT BY THE FOOT

[olive flicker]

Ive got plenty

[humble isle]

I didn’t wanna risk being wrong..

[lusty gorge]

Nah
I already got knock off cheese crackers that taste like saltines

[autumn kraken]

dude I fucking love fruit by the foot

[olive flicker]

Ha, cheese

[autumn kraken]

Unfortunately its is ALL artificial

[autumn sorrel]

Cheese indeed

[lusty gorge]

🧀

[faint olive]

This image is so cheesy

[lusty gorge]

Cheese

[olive flicker]

More Goose propaganda

[slow glen]

Is that you?

[bleak warren]

i know that in the rules and in the description at the top of this chat, we tell people that this isn't twitch chat and to behave themselves

[autumn kraken]

I want those stickers

[olive flicker]

That's Goose, my cat

[bleak warren]

but people don't read, a lot of people ADMIT they don't read

so idk what to do about that

[olive flicker]

Well too bad she's mine

[urban valve]

hm

[autumn sorrel]

Then make a verification quiz