general

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[drowsy bridge]

Boba in sprite?

[tawny turtle]

Dort

[dusky moth]

Erm guys

When does jimmy do ylyl streams?

[sage roost]

Weekends? I think

[indigo hull]

when the ad loads

[drowsy bridge]

I really wish Kendrick dropped again

PLEASE I NEED ANOTHER ALBUM

[narrow atlas]

GRAAAAAHG I LOVE THE NEW SPACE MARINE VOICELINES

Nothing is more satisfying than getting a 15 kill streak, and hearing “WE EAT WORLDS”

[drowsy bridge]

🔥

Do you like the lines or the voice acting?

Or both?

[narrow atlas]

Both. They’re both very good

[drowsy bridge]

I remember feeling that way about GHPC when I first found out about it

[narrow atlas]

I didn’t clip anything sadly, but my god my heart is racing from the joy I was feeling stomping that lobby

[drowsy bridge]

GHPC has really good voice acting especially since there’s also panicked crew voice lines if you get hit

[drowsy bridge]

Damn

GHPC is a really cool tank game

[narrow atlas]

Deadlock has some very good desperation voice lines

[drowsy bridge]

Gunner. HEAT. PC

Most of those are acronyms too😭

[real python]

You know who else has good voice acting

[drowsy bridge]

High
Explosive
Anti-
Tank

Personal
Carrier

[drowsy bridge]

What’s that game about

[drowsy bridge]

[narrow atlas]

It’s a combination of a hero shooter, and a MOBA

[drowsy bridge]

What is a MOBA

[narrow atlas]

It has a 1960s noir theme, but its magic

[narrow atlas]

Like league of legends, or Dota

[drowsy bridge]

Oh that sounds really interesting

Aw

[narrow atlas]

Its a 3rd person shooter tho, and its being made by valve

[indigo hull]

because anything but Half-Life 3

[narrow atlas]

They’re cooking so incredibly hard with deadlock it’s not even funny tho

[drowsy bridge]

I don’t know why I’m even asking, I can’t even play it since no computer

[indigo hull]

and they could be cooking so incredibly hard with Gordon Freeman

but i will keep my eye peeled

[narrow atlas]

The character designs, voice acting, lore, etc are so fucking good

I have a few character interactions saved on my phone if you wanna give them a listen

[drowsy bridge]

I wouldn’t mind

[raw zinc]

Yo

[narrow atlas]

#photos-and-videos

[mental river]

[rotund mason]

Yes brodie

[grave crest]

Bomba

[golden torrent]

i must wonder. what would be jimmys next vid

would it be tntl or could it be the funny stuff from daily dose of internet

[rotund mason]

A loaf of bread...

A stick of butter...

And milk...

A loaf of milk, a stick of bread

And a joe dirt DVD

[obtuse marten]

"Didn't you wear that yesterday?"
It's called a washing machine and a dryer. Use it.

[drowsy bridge]

Brotisserie chicken, why?

[rotund mason]

A loaf of Trey...
A stick of egg...

And peking duck

[drowsy bridge]

Erm actually, that’s not the duck that’s in my profile picture

[rotund mason]

Bro-nchitis
It sounds appealing lwk

[drowsy bridge]

Brolar system, it kinda does though. What about boba in root beer?

[rotund mason]

Bromer, that sounds ASS

[drowsy bridge]

Brotein shake, I think that’s just a skill issue

Or maybe everyone was right about my food choices

[rotund mason]

Brow York City, your food choices sound questionable

[indigo hull]

they really could've named the city in Foodfight! 'Food York City'

in a sense i think thats the only +2 that movie is earning by avoiding that

[olive rune]

i see the vision id try it

[languid grove]

Meow meow

I just finished cleaning

[drowsy bridge]

Brow brow brow your boat, I’ve been told that my favorite meal is “prison food”

[olive rune]

meow meow meow

[drowsy bridge]

Dry granola with water as the drink

EVERY weekend I eat this

Sometimes twice a weekend

[languid grove]

MEOOOWWWWW

[indigo hull]

that aint even prison food thats gulag food

[languid grove]

Alright I gotta workout now

[olive rune]

lemme put my cat on the mic /ref

[olive rune]

is the granola flavored like peanut butter or honey or is it just straight plain nola

[golden torrent]

kitty

[muted anchor]

Hai chat

[finite cedar]

Awesome popcorn chicken, aww yeahh

Wait no no popcorn chicken nooo

[languid grove]

I would love some popcorn chicken…

[finite cedar]

Me 2

I’d fuck up 4 plates of pops

[languid grove]

Now I’m hungry

[finite cedar]

I cant tell if im hungry or not but i think i need food

Its difficult to say

[dusk orbit]

Hey chat, i joined this disc server before with my old account but wasn't active for 4 years, idk if you guys remember me

[ruby zealot]

Schrödingers hunger

[languid grove]

Is your tummy rumbling?

[ruby zealot]

You don't know if youre hungry until you eat

[finite cedar]

I have shrodingers everything

[thin prairie]

🍪

[ruby zealot]

Biting your fingers off

[finite cedar]

It never stops cos i got tummy issues

[dusk orbit]

🥦

[ruby zealot]

Yummers

[thin prairie]

Teeth broken

[dusk orbit]

How yall doing?

[languid grove]

Consume food

[finite cedar]

And i cant tell what cues my body gives me or if its even giving me any cause autism is a bitch

[finite cedar]

I cant get up. I used all my energy yesterday so im bedridden today

I can like roll over and that’s about it lol

Sleepy seal behavior

[ruby zealot]

...i thought you was a bug

[finite cedar]

I don’t mean to complain about health stuff so often, im sorry about that btw

[finite cedar]

I can pretend im a seal tho

[hollow cobalt]

Where can I apply for artist?

[ruby zealot]

It's fine you don't have to apologize for it

[indigo hull]

I have exploded Mars

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[ruby zealot]

True

[finite cedar]

You get the role by posting art consistently and if a mod likes it they give you the role

[mossy tendon]

[hollow cobalt]

Oh ok

[languid grove]

WHAAA
is anyone home to get you some food?

[dusk orbit]

Jo what up

[languid grove]

[ruby zealot]

The bat probably

[ruby zealot]

🦇

[hollow cobalt]

Well, I finished pages 3 and 4 for my comic

[finite cedar]

Nope, Clovers working

[languid grove]

Oh my gah it’s the yellow furry

[dusk orbit]

Fr that's cool

[languid grove]

[finite cedar]

[mossy tendon]

perhaps

[indigo hull]

Why is the sky not blue?

[finite cedar]

Night

[hollow cobalt]

Thanks. Im happy for this

[indigo hull]

No seriously its 9:15 am and it’s fucking purple

[finite cedar]

So am i

[indigo hull]

oh

Carry on then

[mossy tendon]

[rotund mason]

Bro-om Bro-om, it probably is

[languid grove]

All my chores and to do list is already done for today RAAAGGHHH

[finite cedar]

[languid grove]

[ruby zealot]

Fuck I gotta study for my exam

Thanks for the reminder rika

[mental river]

scary..

[thin prairie]

Same

[ruby zealot]

Ohhhh exams!

[mental river]

AAAAAAAAA

[ruby zealot]

SAT'S! QUIZZES!

[languid grove]

Bite Honley… ticked off my list now

[olive rune]

best of luck on your exam

[thin prairie]

[languid grove]

AAAAAAAA

[olive rune]

the bub behind the slaughter,,,, ourple guy

[worthy viper]

AAAAAAAHHHHHH-

[ruby zealot]

Thank you btw did you watch indiecross?

[languid grove]

GOOD LUCK !!

[ruby zealot]

FINALS!

[ruby zealot]

Thanks rika

[worthy viper]

FAAAHHHHH

Jk I already graduated

[steady owl]

Rika, help

Headache. I remember you had a good solution for it

[olive rune]

i got to watch the first ep!! the animation is super dope

[ruby zealot]

Episode 2 is WAY better too

[ruby zealot]

U be what?

[prime canopy]

Erm,

[ruby zealot]

U be profen?

[olive rune]

oooooooo ill get the 2nd ep after dnd today :3

[drowsy bridge]

Plain

[steady owl]

I have a headache, and I remember Rika had a good solution for those

I forgor though

[steady owl]

I’m going to slay you

[ruby zealot]

Damn

[mossy tendon]

how ya doing, bug person

[indigo hull]

Uruguay

[steady owl]

Wait I think I can find it if I use the search function on this chat hold up

[olive rune]

are you perhaps actually a duck that has gained the ability to use discord

[reef zealot]

[finite cedar]

Today has been really slow. Its not been awful but has not been nice to me either. How about you?

[thin prairie]

Happy birthday FOX

[reef zealot]

Tyy :3

[thin prairie]

[prime canopy]

There’s been nsfw in memes for like 10 minutes now

[steady owl]

Fuck all I’m seeing is painkillers and I already took those

[finite cedar]

Yuck

[steady owl]

This is glorpshit

[mossy tendon]

haven't slept in over 24 hours, messing around with my new laptop at the moment (digging through steam spring sale)

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[prime canopy]

*** HABBY BIRBDAY***

[indigo hull]

Fuck I had a good joke for this

[reef zealot]

Tyy

[finite cedar]

I hope you get really good rest when you can sleep

[timid plover]

Oh no bro

[olive rune]

happy birthday!! :3

[steady owl]

[olive rune]

you know who ELSE joined jimmys discord server

[hollow cobalt]

Lol

[languid grove]

Just balance a very cold water bottle on the middle of your forehead

[indigo hull]

Consume all the poker chips

[languid grove]

For some reason though you thought I said hot water bottle

[timid plover]

MY MOM

[languid grove]

And apparently that worked for you

[indigo hull]

They don’t want you to know there’s actually tortilla in them

[olive rune]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[timid plover]

Smiley from Smiley Archives is that you

[indigo hull]

No

[mossy tendon]

more than likely won't

[indigo hull]

I own the theme park the size of a former Soviet bloc country

[timid plover]

Liar

[finite cedar]

Darn

[languid grove]

this should put you to sleep

[steady owl]

Omg thank you so much that was what I was looking for

[indigo hull]

Have you tried unplugging your brain?

[thin prairie]

[woven flicker]

I’m Omar

[languid grove]

No way

[woven flicker]

And you’re bald

[mossy tendon]

didn't work. now i have one of those cartoonish bumps on the top of my head 🤕

[indigo hull]

How is it Queen keeps finding new people to bite the dust?

[languid grove]

I HAVE VERY GOOD HAIR THANK YOU

[mossy tendon]

i don't wanna

[languid grove]

Gehe is the only one who’s seen my hair to be fair BUT IT’S TRUE

[woven flicker]

I believe it

But still like balding you

[steady owl]

I swear I thought it was hot water…

[mossy tendon]

i should start streaming my games to the vcs here again

[indigo hull]

Dew it

[coral token]

buuuurp

[thin prairie]

Happy birthday

[thin prairie]

BURRRRRP

[languid grove]

Tbh I see how it helped you though especially if it was a tension headache

[woven flicker]

Ty lava lamp

[steady owl]

I think I figured it out. You told a now deleted user about it like 2 years ago (I used the search function) and I think I got it from there?

[languid grove]

I was likely referring to period cramps if I said hot water bottle or somehow I was high af despite never having touched weed

[bleak warren]

good morning chat, the first thing i did today was ban someone for nsfw in memes

[languid grove]

[bleak warren]

how is your day going

[languid grove]

What a lovely morning

[indigo hull]

flying on the moon

[coral token]

goose morming

[bleak warren]

hi thales my favorite tiny gay man

[languid grove]

Goog morning

[coral token]

🕴️

[bleak warren]

i didn't sleep in super late like usual

[thin prairie]

SMUUUUUUDGEEEEEE

[steady owl]

It says headache in the message though

[bleak warren]

helo hon

ley

[thin prairie]

🧀

[steady owl]

I can show it to you if you want

[olive rune]

goog....

[indigo hull]

gooble

[olive rune]

nooooooooo save him from the sog

[indigo hull]

life or bath for dry cat

[narrow atlas]

Bath

[olive rune]

NOOOOOOOOO LIFE 💔💔💔💔

we have to keep the shower doors closed 24/7 otherwise my chud cat pepperoni jumps in and turns on the faucet to drink when he and his sister HAVE a running water fountain

[olive rune]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

[olive rune]

he looks so sad,,,,, no adhd meds this morning got me feeling paternal towards the sogcat

[languid grove]

He must be sogged regularly to keep him contained

[indigo hull]

remember

with great power, comes great tomfoolery

[steady owl]

Soggy weetbix

[olive rune]

oooooooh so hes like the scp they have to keep in acid all the time,,, this is Fine then 🩵

[finite cedar]

CHUD SON!

I call all my creatures chud son

[olive rune]

my chud son pepperoni and his sister my beloved angel daughter salami

my gf gets sad if i call them chuds in front of her lmao

[indigo hull]

feelin gabaghoulish

[finite cedar]

My partner says it with me lol

[steady owl]

There’s this one warhammer model of mine that has a wacky face that I call my chud son

[finite cedar]

Ehehehe

Squig named chud son

[olive rune]

chud named squig son

[finite cedar]

Lmao

[steady owl]

I’ve been thinking of trying to dumb myself down a bit

Stop overthinking things and just enjoy life

[finite cedar]

“I am the super saiyan chud son goku!”

[woven flicker]

What the fart

[languid grove]

Why would you do that

[finite cedar]

I think the world dumbed me down without effort on my end

[vagrant scarab]

Good afternoon.

[languid grove]

Sylvia if you dumb yourself down I’m going to bite you

[steady owl]

So I don’t other think things

See it’s already working I can’t spell overthink correctly

[gritty temple]

Meeeeeooooooow

[languid grove]

NO LOBOTOMY FOR YOU

[finite cedar]

MEOW

[narrow atlas]

So should I put the hammer, and ice pick away orrrrr…

[steady owl]

YES LOBOTOMY FOR ME

I GOTT UP THE SLANG AND ACRONYMS

[indigo hull]

nah im due for my 43rd

[finite cedar]

Lobobomy

[steady owl]

NO MORE PROPER GRAMMAR

[finite cedar]

[gritty temple]

I want a lobotomy yaaay :)

[narrow atlas]

Is that where they shave you bald, and make you wear khaki jorts, and a polo?

[olive rune]

lotobomy :D

[drowsy bridge]

I can’t sleep

I’m in a hotel with both of my parents for vacation and they snore SO FUCKING LOUD

[finite cedar]

Its when they make you spongebob

[indigo hull]

SongerBarbary

[narrow atlas]

Spunchbop

[finite cedar]

Spombop

[haughty cedar]

I came from memeology

[upbeat copper]

Glipglorp

[olive rune]

i see your game tech priest youre trying to lobotomize us for more servitors

[finite cedar]

[upbeat copper]

[upbeat copper]

Also hi bug

[drowsy bridge]

I’m going to bed now

[finite cedar]

Hii

[upbeat copper]

Night night

[finite cedar]

Dont let the bed bubs bite

[olive rune]

gnight crimmus duck

[drowsy bridge]

[olive rune]

snork mimimimimimi

[upbeat copper]

I ate two whole big plates of s'getti and my tummy is allllll full

[drowsy bridge]

Hope y’all sleep well too

[finite cedar]

Jealous

[upbeat copper]

I ate approximately 3 pounds of spaghetti

[foggy mesa]

Glory

[olive rune]

mmmmmm sketti

[upbeat copper]

I luv sget

[foggy mesa]

Do I have to send 69 million messages for rights

[past wren]

Hola

[narrow atlas]

GRAAAAHG I FUCKING LOVE SPACE MARINE 2

[olive rune]

i really want pasta now damn but its 10 am and i have no pasta

[narrow atlas]

I feel like a 40 year old millennial at Disney land playing this damn game

[past wren]

Oh dam you like just joined

[olive rune]

i should make some we got hella flour and eggs

[foggy mesa]

check ur butt

[foggy mesa]

larp?

[past wren]

?

[olive rune]

no way theres ass there

[past wren]

You just joined

[foggy mesa]

Larp!

Larp larp larp

[past wren]

?

I get larp is your name

[foggy mesa]

He doesn’t know what larp is… 🥀

[narrow atlas]

My father has brought me Tim Hortons. Huzzah

[foggy mesa]

That means he IS A LARP

larp larp larp sahur

[olive rune]

ooooo whatd you get from tims mr priest

[narrow atlas]

2 donuts, and 2 sausage biscuits

Heart burn finna go crazy

[glacial turret]

I am going to….comit to eating 48mdomuts in 2 minutes

[narrow atlas]

Just checked the bag. There is also a hash brown

[glacial turret]

…burn it!

[ruby zealot]

Hi hotpot

[hasty urchin]

Hola

[woven flicker]

Roar

[olive rune]

oh hell yea solid breakfast

[indigo hull]

liquid breakfast

[pliant flame]

Who's here.

[olive rune]

solidus breakfast

venom breakfast

[pliant flame]

.

[urban valve]

My weekend was robbed 😡

[coral token]

[steady owl]

Hell yeah I just stole someone’s weekend

Extra weekend for me!

[narrow atlas]

My sister has these big ass red boots, and I lowkey wanna steal them, and walk around with them

#photos-and-videos

[olive rune]

oh those boots are super swag steal em

[urban valve]

Kablooie

[bleak warren]

The Weeknd was robbed? 😮

[indigo hull]

Banjo-Kablooie

[crisp hornet]

i just realized the brainrot kids channels wont be able to react to tadc episode 8, both Caine and Zooble swear uncensored

[urban valve]

Sounds like a tad bit of spoiling dontcha think 🤔

[bleak warren]

animation, which is usually a medium for kids, but this one is not for them, but they watch it anyway, but they can't react to it, because it's got no no words, but they still watch it

😵‍💫

[crisp hornet]

i mean its not like im spoiling the plot

[indigo hull]

I had unrestricted internet access growing up

[urban valve]

I mean weren’t they not allowed to cuss every single episode

[bleak warren]

i did not have unfiltered access to the internet until i was 16

[indigo hull]

rip

[crisp hornet]

Caine said ass uncensored in an earlier episode

[bleak warren]

and honestly i'm kinda glad

seeing how all these young people are turning out

yes i'm having a grandma moment

[urban valve]

Woa

What that supposed to mean Kobe Bryant

[bleak warren]

???

[elfin wing]

I had unrestricted access since I was about 7-ish
I do not recommend, it ruined a lot of my life

[urban valve]

It’s a niche meme

[bleak warren]

how am i kobe bryant

i don't play basketball

i'm not deceased

[thin prairie]

BOO

[urban valve]

What an aunt

[crisp hornet]

Niche memes in 2026 🥀

[bleak warren]

I'M OLD!

[crisp hornet]

IM BOLD

[urban valve]

Niche is a word that exists outside of memes btw 😔

[crisp hornet]

IM GOLD

[urban valve]

And it ain’t even niche ive seen it hundreds of times

[crisp hornet]

you were using the word in the sence of a niche meme tho

[indigo hull]

i dont even know if im normal

hope that helps

[ruby zealot]

Niche rib

[urban valve]

But not for A niche meme

[bleak warren]

y'all say neesh or nitch

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🍪

[urban valve]

Neesh

[ruby zealot]

Neesh

[olive rune]

neesh

[bleak warren]

i don't trust people who say it nitch

[bleak warren]

thank you vee

[ruby zealot]

Like people who say jif for gif

[indigo hull]

blame the English Language

[bleak warren]

exactly

[dreamy knoll]

Its pronounced greg

[indigo hull]

we have singlehandedly crafted a language thats nearly impossible to comprehend

[elfin wing]

i do both

[urban valve]

I blame the French because they aren’t blamed enough

[ruby zealot]

...

[elfin wing]

LITERALLY

[olive rune]

REAL AND TRUE!!!!

[dreamy knoll]

Np smudge i just woke up at 2am

[bleak warren]

ouch

[elfin wing]

I have seen so many people start crying trying to learn this language

[ruby zealot]

I took French once...never again

[indigo hull]

i do not blame them

[bleak warren]

the internet makes it easier, but it's still ass

[dreamy knoll]

Sending u back to france

[indigo hull]

unless you're born in an Anglophone country English is next to impossible

[ruby zealot]

...sending you back to russia

[indigo hull]

with all the words that sound the same

[bleak warren]

we borrow so many words and parts of words from other languages, we have so many rules and they all have words that are exceptions

[elfin wing]

they're, their, there
3 word, all different meanings, sounds the exact fucking same

[urban valve]

I didn’t even know English until I started staring at my tablet

[dreamy knoll]

Hell yeah

[elfin wing]

we are literally just a melting pot

[ruby zealot]

My country has english as one of its main languages but I learned a ton from games and videos

[indigo hull]

yesh

[elfin wing]

America is just a giant fucking pot comprised of ingredients from every other culture

[dreamy knoll]

Smudge guess wut

[urban valve]

English is the moneymaking language! 🤓

[narrow atlas]

Hamburger

[steady owl]

Chicken butt

[bleak warren]

and the most boring, plain ass people with no culture act like they should be in charge of everything

MURICA

[ruby zealot]

Shhh syl shhhhh
Shush

[dreamy knoll]

Sylvia go to bed

[steady owl]

No

[elfin wing]

certain events are a great show of who's who
such as the superbowl...

[dreamy knoll]

Fine have a 🍪

[crisp hornet]

Can't forget the shit politics and awful economy

[narrow atlas]

English is the reason why there’s so many places in Ireland with names that mean nothing

[indigo hull]

unfortunately

dont even get me started on the English and what they did there

[narrow atlas]

They just made up words for Irish names, and never gave the words meaning

[steady owl]

🍪

[dreamy knoll]

Enjoy cookie

[elfin wing]

me when I have to work 3 jobs to make ends meet if I live alone and I still can hardly do shit (the DOW is the highest it's been)

[indigo hull]

i've seen Gujarat, India Anglicized at Goojerat

[compact sky]

what up gangsters

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah coporate greed and the fact the boomers made policies to benefit them

[umbral jetty]

Wsg

[bleak warren]

am i a real G?

[elfin wing]

but our generation is the one ruining the country because we're too lazy!!

[urban valve]

Name ten books

[compact sky]

your a original gangster

[bleak warren]

do you want me to actually do this? because i can

[elfin wing]

gotta pull myself up my 3 million parent funded bootstraps

[urban valve]

Anyone catch the reference orrr am I just not real

[indigo hull]

haha sometimes

[urban valve]

Alright I guess 😞

[ionic sluice]

name 10 chickens

[dreamy knoll]

Ah yes i gotta build generational weath when struggling to get a dead end job

[compact sky]

10 things

[ionic sluice]

1 thing

[dreamy knoll]

Chicken 1 to 10

[ionic sluice]

true

[pliant flame]

"Here's the thing"

[urban valve]

Roaster

[crisp hornet]

Did you guys know theres 14 Dog Man books?!

[bleak warren]

tom, bob, rudy, chester, larry, dave, greg, horatio, johnny, and lil nugget

[urban valve]

Job bro had one 😭

[bleak warren]

i just made those all up off the top of my head

[elfin wing]

I hate so much of this country but at least there's some good things out there

[crisp hornet]

I thought there was like 9!

[pliant flame]

21?

[indigo hull]

I can own a musket for home defense

[dreamy knoll]

And yet u couldnt name a raccoon

[indigo hull]

that is what the Founding Farters intended after all

[bleak warren]

i wasn't doing well yesterday imma keep it a buck

[dreamy knoll]

💸 here is ur buck

[bleak warren]

oh no it's flying away

[indigo hull]

💵 caught it

[elfin wing]

flying money

[dreamy knoll]

Its gotta go to u god damnits not like i live on the otherside of the world

[crisp hornet]

💰 i kidnap it

[bleak warren]

flying money is the emote we use for the button i can click to give a report some extra DD

[dreamy knoll]

Its just money leaving ur bank account

[dreamy knoll]

You

[elfin wing]

oddly realistic

[hasty urchin]

You!

[dreamy knoll]

Hallo

[hasty urchin]

Hola

[dreamy knoll]

Its just the most real life is rn

[dreamy knoll]

Hru depot

[crisp hornet]

the money leaving my account whenever a new pokemon or kirby game realeases 💸

[pliant flame]

Thoughts about the IRS stealing money from me:

[ionic sluice]

me when i buy something and it actually takes money away from me

[dreamy knoll]

Now thats kinda a you problem

[bleak warren]

thinking about how much of my money has gone to taco bell and mtn dew

[hasty urchin]

Doing good driving back up to college so that’s fun hru?

[dreamy knoll]

Eh slept and now its 2am

[urban valve]

I didn’t know Kirby had his own game I thought he was the dude from smash

[pliant flame]

Gotta keep that gamer tradition alive

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah we dont talk about how much goes into staying afloat

[indigo hull]

i've probably spent close to 1k total in legal cannabis in the year ive been doing it

[crisp hornet]

Change any thought with the word problem with the word oppurtunity

[bleak warren]

i just KNOW someone actually says this about Captain Falcon unironically

[crisp hornet]

i have a severe gambling oppurtunity

[indigo hull]

yes this month makes it a year and i completely forgot

[urban valve]

Who dat

[digital lava]

[bleak warren]

us F-Zero fans eating nothing

[indigo hull]

and tbh you probably wont be eating ever again

[bleak warren]

PROBABLY NOT

[indigo hull]

F-Zero is dead pretty much

thats ok i got Goldeneye 64 we can play that

[narrow atlas]

Ughhhh I found another night lords fan with sinners red gauntlets, but he’s not on Xbox so I can’t compliment them on it

[dreamy knoll]

Not rly a oppotunity when you arent making ur money back on those games

[dreamy knoll]

Thats it smudge im building a taco bell in your house

[crisp hornet]

but i get happyness from the games

[steady owl]

Ping them, and then respect gesture

[pliant flame]

Imagine having a PC setup or any console, couldn't be me

[dreamy knoll]

True but happiness fades when adulting comes knocking

[narrow atlas]

They were an enemy. I can’t cause we were too busy trying to massacre each other

[crisp hornet]

well ive got like 3 years till ive gotta deal with adulthood

[urban valve]

I hope you evaporate

[narrow atlas]

Dude was going crazy tho he went 24, and 3, and I was like 2 of his deaths

[dreamy knoll]

Make it 1 year cuz u said something

[crisp hornet]

wait shit ima be a legal adult in 3 years

[steady owl]

Oh right you play pvp I forgor

[ruby zealot]

I lowkey remembered how much I hate my brother

[ionic sluice]

Probably the same with Lucas too

[indigo hull]

imagine having siblings

[crisp hornet]

dude i LOVE being a little shit when playing Lucas, im talkin PK freeze EVERYWHERE

[dreamy knoll]

Its not better with a sister or being a only child

[woven flicker]

Roar

[little harness]

okay SOMEONE has to ask... how exactly do we know Jimmy isnt in fact three small little jimmies in a trench coat!?

[ruby zealot]

I love my sister...to an extent but my brother...he so arrogant

[pliant flame]

I wished I was an only child

[steady owl]

I didn’t know Mario had his own game. I thought he was just some guy in Smash

[light vessel]

Trust me you don’t want that

it’s too lonely

[indigo hull]

he's lying

[dreamy knoll]

Wish u luck

[indigo hull]

I got all the cool toys as a kid

[crisp hornet]

theres a little jimmy under his beanie that controls him Ratatouille style

[ruby zealot]

Surely Steve doesn't have a game...right?

[pliant flame]

I am lonely asf rn even with a brother

[elfin wing]

I was very lucky to have a really good sister
I was the terrible brother and she was always great

[indigo hull]

idk i'd say most Smash players don't even know what Earthbound actually looks like

Ness and Lucas also have that going for them

[buoyant agate]

Good morning

[light vessel]

Earthbound is pretty good it’s a lot like undertale

[crisp hornet]

when i heard Joker was being added to smash i thought they meant The Joker lol

[ruby zealot]

Morning goob

[indigo hull]

that is still the one game i need in my SNES library

[bleak warren]

you've never played a Luigi game?

[torpid chasm]

• explodes *

[indigo hull]

hell I found Mario Paint with the SNES Mouse before Earthbound

[pliant flame]

All of that previously sister talk almost made me rot away in a dumpster

[ruby zealot]

I found about earthbound through gametheory lmao

[steady owl]

New Super Luigi U

[indigo hull]

have you ever used a Luigi Board?

[crisp hornet]

my nana got me a ouigi board for christmas one year

[indigo hull]

i bought mine from my local KMart a few years back

it was like right before it closed i think

[light vessel]

I want one so I can recreate a certain bit

iykyk

[crisp hornet]

i dont know

[bleak warren]

Wa Weg Board. Nailed it

[indigo hull]

Weggy Board

[pliant flame]

Weegee Board

[indigo hull]

Weeger

[bleak warren]

a quiche board

[crisp hornet]

i know they summon Moloch in Spooky Month

[indigo hull]

a board that lets you summon one quiche per day

[light vessel]

Not that

[pliant flame]

Maltigi Board

[crisp hornet]

what if i summon 2

[elfin wing]

wes board

[indigo hull]

the board explodes violently

[narrow atlas]

They don’t let me have my chaos marines in PvE

[bleak warren]

Where do i obtain a wedgie board? Do i have to make my own wedgie or can i buy one from a witch or vegan?

[indigo hull]

witch or vegan 😭

[bleak warren]

that's my favorite part

[crisp hornet]

im gonna guess 3 doenst result in a better result

[indigo hull]

didn't know there was an occult element to veganism

[pliant flame]

Buy one from a hippie camping somewhere in the woods

[indigo hull]

i bought mine from a fat guy who lives in a van down by the river

[olive rune]

a wega board

[narrow atlas]

They’re the reason rhubarb grows so fast. It’s sorcery

[pliant flame]

You'd be surprised by how much of a cult veganism truly is

[crisp hornet]

a squeegee board

[olive rune]

doesnt rhubarb grow so fast it makes an audible noise?

[narrow atlas]

Yes

[indigo hull]

is also why the leaves are poisonous?

[narrow atlas]

Side effects of the dark arts

[crisp hornet]

i need to hear than noise now

[indigo hull]

makes sense since it takes like a ridiculous amount to actually kill you

i think like 11 pounds of rhubarb leaves is enough to do an average person in

[urban valve]

Rhuharb

[bleak warren]

old people put that stuff in pies

[indigo hull]

but since 11 pounds is the average food intake for the average man its safe to say its next to impossible

and no you cannot use the Average American

they will physically recoil at the sight of plants in food

[pliant flame]

I will ironically burn down a piano near the shore

[indigo hull]

also the whole 'cyanide reeks of almonds' thing is technically the opposite

theres a little bit of the stuff that naturally occurs in some types of it

[bleak warren]

i see a lot of people ordering their big ass double bacon cheeseburgers with no lettuce or tomato

[indigo hull]

thats crazy

[bleak warren]

MURICA

[pliant flame]

Where can I buy 8 pounds of almonds

[crisp hornet]

i dunno why, but i feel the urge to go into a flat earth server and convince someone the earth is round

[indigo hull]

sweet almonds

and no im not telling you where you can buy it

[bleak warren]

good luck, they are VERY deluded

they are committed to that shit

[crisp hornet]

ima go do that, brb

[bleak warren]

bets on how long before Honch gets banned from the flat earth server

[pliant flame]

Flat Earthers and Round Earthers when Square Earthers walk in

[indigo hull]

i've seen them using sonic as an example of literally how horizons work

[crisp hornet]

THE OFFICIAL FLAT EARTH SERVER IS SUBSCRIPTION BASED WHAT THE FUCK

[bleak warren]

you gotta pay money?

[indigo hull]

i don't know if i can find the original post and it greatly upsets me

[peak sentinel]

Earth is an M1A1 Abrams

[olive rune]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[indigo hull]

nuh uh its pronounced Gregg, thats Gregg with three G's

[crisp hornet]

YES

[ornate kernel]

Flat earth battle pass is real

[indigo hull]

thats honestly just kind of sad

[foggy mesa]

I’m such a fat fuckin chud

[bleak warren]

hmm, but, if they're right about the earth being flat, why are they poor?

[crisp hornet]

i left the server

[indigo hull]

you know the only reason they did it was to stop trolls

[pliant flame]

Fuck my fat chud life

[steady owl]

Official Minecraft ARG goes crazy

[west osprey]

Sniffa

[crisp hornet]

any other chud servers i could troll? i still feel the urge to annoy people

[foggy mesa]

Fuck my silly chud Baka life 😔

[indigo hull]

i don't have any for you

and like i've said before

the Obama server is literally just a picture of Obama

[pliant flame]

Nature is like an M1 Garand, she's beautiful and could snap down at your fingers whenever you're careless enough to load in the clip incorrectly

[crisp hornet]

is that a fellow pokemon pfp?

[indigo hull]

actually its just his official portrait from his second term

[pliant flame]

She gon call me baby boo.

[woven flicker]

Boo womp

[indigo hull]

chat im just 600 dd away from streaming perms

[foggy mesa]

No

[indigo hull]

the VR 2nd Amendment Simulator Shenanigans get closer

[foggy mesa]

Iono is clearly a person

not a Pokemon

[crisp hornet]

guys i wanna buy a steam gift card cuz im 5 bucks away from being able to afford universe sandbox, but i cant drive to target myself

[dreamy knoll]

Happy bday u lil dino

[burnt merlin]

YYOOOUUUUUU

[woven flicker]

Ty Veemo

[crisp hornet]

shes a pokemon character tho

[woven flicker]

Me?

[burnt merlin]

HAPPY FRICKING BRATDAY

[dreamy knoll]

[crisp hornet]

also she has pokemon in her hair

[woven flicker]

ACK

[crisp hornet]

those Magnemites are alive

[woven flicker]

Ty Ty 😭

[crisp hornet]

happy bday Omar

[woven flicker]

Ty hanchcrow

[dreamy knoll]

Hehe its my gift

[burnt merlin]

Hruuu?

[foggy mesa]

WAIT WERE LARPING

[indigo hull]

no thats banned

[foggy mesa]

LOLOLOL

[woven flicker]

Alright I guess going to a Museum rn

[crisp hornet]

wut

[indigo hull]

let me guess

its a museum, full of dinosaur bones

[pliant flame]

I was 1 text away from being activated like a sleeper agent

[woven flicker]

No actually

[burnt merlin]

Oooooo nice
Hope you have fun oomfie

[woven flicker]

It’s the museum of science and industry

[indigo hull]

oh sick lmao

I had the pleasure of seeing the Air and Space Museum in DC

even saw the car Richard Petty won his 200th and last race in

[woven flicker]

I’ve already been the every dinosaur museum in my area

I’ve gone to the field museum about….5 times now

[south fractal]

2000 hunda corolla

[indigo hull]

actually hang on i'll share some of my DC photos

[bleak warren]

space and race car, i must go

[indigo hull]

i got some pictures when i was there

i'll share them in a sec

[muted anchor]

Sup chat

[indigo hull]

it was the last museum we saw before we left

honestly it was probably my favorite to

[dreamy knoll]

🫴 🥖

[indigo hull]

also the pics are in #photos-and-videos

[bleak warren]

baguette!

[crisp hornet]

those are some cool pics

[south fractal]

or bread

[dreamy knoll]

U got bread cuz im out of cookies

[coral token]

Oui

[indigo hull]

again it was definitely one of my favorites

besides all the monuments we saw

[crisp hornet]

i went to the Henry Ford museum a few years back

it was fucking awesome

[indigo hull]

definitely one on my bucket list

[gritty temple]

I’ve obtained the Trader Joe’s soup dumplings

[ruby zealot]

The bunny has returned

[gritty temple]

Squeak

Discord still won’t give me new quests I want nitro pwease

[indigo hull]

oh yeah since i've mentioned my DC trip

[gritty temple]

They’re being greeeeeedy

[bleak warren]

thank God there's people in this server who like museums, faith in humanity +5

[indigo hull]

let me tell you about how our charter bus "blew up" like an hour or two before we got home

[gritty temple]

I love museums sm

Kind of annoys me when I’m with people who can’t keep quiet and stop cracking jokes constantly though

[bleak warren]

why do people think they have to quip about everything nowadays

[indigo hull]

validation methinks

[gritty temple]

I dunno heem heem

[narrow atlas]

My lungs hurt

[crisp hornet]

u should prolly get that checked out

[narrow atlas]

I keep doing this dumb breathless laugh every time I get a kill with this dumb ass gun

[indigo hull]

yeah that would explain it

[gritty temple]

I did get to go to a museum for a major historical event and luckily my mom and brother were quiet. There was a room full of mannequins (or wax statues? not sure) that was meant to be a recreation of one of the connected historical events and it was pretty cool and very ?? heavy? Idk how to describe it

[bleak warren]

things that make you go "waow"

[weak onyx]

fortunite

[indigo hull]

more than likely mannequins

[gritty temple]

Meow meow

[indigo hull]

wax statues need a controlled climate I imagine

[gritty temple]

I mean it was kinda cold in there

It also had audio tapes from the trials playing too it was very atmospheric

[weak onyx]

should’ve hit one with a hammer

[indigo hull]

interesting

[gritty temple]

That’s an idiotic notion

[jolly aspen]

hewwo

[gritty temple]

Hallo ^.^

[indigo hull]

its ok you can do that at Madame Tussauds

[jolly aspen]

what’s happening here

[coral token]

[indigo hull]

thats actually what happened to the original Beatles Wax Statues used for the Sgt. Peppers album cover

[jolly aspen]

donke

[gritty temple]

Nothing really we’re talking about museums n stuff :>

[jolly aspen]

ok

[gritty temple]

Trolled .,…

[jolly aspen]

🦖

[woven flicker]

Gang is NOT me

[jolly aspen]

flappy birdday omar

[woven flicker]

Ty

[ruby zealot]

Idk man that looks like you

🦖🦕

[woven flicker]

[ruby zealot]

AAAAHHHGG

[jolly aspen]

🐊

[ruby zealot]

Okay that's not him

[indigo hull]

actually ok

[bleak warren]

🦕 where they find this pic of my mom

[indigo hull]

the heads are still in existence

[gritty temple]

So no head?

[bleak warren]

?????

[indigo hull]

no actually they recovered them in 2013

[jolly aspen]

is it okay if i touch u

[indigo hull]

after being considered lost

[gritty temple]

Twas a reference to the vine but also real

[indigo hull]

you remember those Beatles wax statues from the Sgt. Pepper's album cover?

talking about those

[bleak warren]

yeah i'm

you know what, never mind

[indigo hull]

that was also a good album too

[hollow cobalt]

Another page for my comic is done

[gritty temple]

Yipee ^.^

[hollow cobalt]

If anyone wanna see my comic so far since I dont have pic perms yet, yall are welcome to dm

[narrow atlas]

Im getting light headed from laughing so much

[narrow atlas]

I have too much fun playing space marine that it’s physically debilitating

[jolly aspen]

is dat a video game

[narrow atlas]

Yup

[gritty temple]

Cannot relate as for some reason I choose to play the most stressful games known to man

[jolly aspen]

hows it work

[indigo hull]

its literally an FPS

[jolly aspen]

oh

[narrow atlas]

3rd person shooter

[jolly aspen]

just an fps?

[indigo hull]

oh

[woven flicker]

😭

[indigo hull]

TPS then

[gritty temple]

Soulsborne 🤤
Horror 🤤
Survival Horror 🤤

[woven flicker]

Ok being summoned all over the place 😭

[indigo hull]

rip

[jolly aspen]

technically they are as old as dinosaurs🤓 ☝️

[woven flicker]

Yeah I know

[jolly aspen]

sure u did

[indigo hull]

wow rude much?

[gritty temple]

Look at them they’re the server’s #1 dinosaur expert dude

[jolly aspen]

im agreeing with him

[indigo hull]

sure pal

[jolly aspen]

he did

[jolly aspen]

thanks man

[gritty temple]

Nobody says “sure you did” in a genuine way dhjdhdjd

[jolly aspen]

have u talked to my entire bloodline

[indigo hull]

no

[gritty temple]

I think you just have autism /gen

[indigo hull]

because who would wanna do that?

[jolly aspen]

me

[gritty temple]

My autism makes me miss sarcasm sometimes-ish

[jolly aspen]

nah i dont

[gritty temple]

You’re in the Jimmycord

[jolly aspen]

true

so i am autismish

[gritty temple]

Nod nod

[jolly aspen]

ts is sooo much calmer then yesterday

[bleak warren]

yep

[gritty temple]

Hopefully it stays calm U.U

[minor bear]

I read that as Amish autism lmao

[gritty temple]

I just saw such a pretty black and red Corvette. I don’t know nothing about cars though but still.

[indigo hull]

i strangely wonder what that would look like

[hollow cobalt]

Should I do another page

[gritty temple]

If you’re feeling up to it then I don’t see why not

[bleak warren]

imagine someone who isn't Amish but has their culture as like a special interest

[hollow cobalt]

Im excited for this. People like my little art style so far

Though I think it can improve

[gritty temple]

Any special interest is possible frfr

[indigo hull]

i could see it

[gritty temple]

If I can have K-Mart as my special interest when I was in middle school then anything is possible

[hollow cobalt]

I think people confuse the title of my comic like a romance

Which, isnt

[indigo hull]

i would honestly say the Titanic was my first hyperfixation

and then it just got better from there

[jolly aspen]

is that hyperpigmentation???

[hollow cobalt]

Huh

[indigo hull]

im gonna pretend i didn't see it

[jolly aspen]

pmao

[narrow atlas]

Lmao the game removed me from a lobby. I needed a break, so we ball

[jolly aspen]

meow

anywablllooooski

ima dip

byeeeee

[narrow atlas]

Anything cool happening soon?

[hollow cobalt]

Well, my comic is having a 2026 release eventually.. hopefully

And ive gotten page 4 done

[bleak warren]

🐱 🫵

[narrow atlas]

Neat

[hollow cobalt]

Yes yes

[gritty temple]

Why does every app need you to make an account. Why does Mixy need to know my gender. Just let me make a mashup dude 😭

[hollow cobalt]

Lmao

[gritty temple]

They want me to rate their app and I haven’t even gotten to use it yet dude I’m gonna give you one star

Dude I can’t get out of the screen begging me to buy a subscription MOOOOOVE AUAHGH

[hollow cobalt]

Lmao

[languid grove]

MEOWWWW

[bleak warren]

how car

[indigo hull]

if they overthrow the Dairy Queen

does that me we get the Dairy Dictator?

[languid grove]

How dragon

[bleak warren]

i'm good/10

[languid grove]

I’m quite meow, I just went out on a walk, had an weird encounter with a man but got plenty of photos to show Gehe

[bleak warren]

Weird Man is at it again, SMH

[indigo hull]

That was actually the Magical Man

[languid grove]

Yeah I hate when Weird Man talks to me despite me having headphones on and then proceeds to follow me for way too long

[restive loom]

why do men

just why

[languid grove]

I don’t know why

Can we phone a man to answer this

[ruby zealot]

we also dont

[narrow atlas]

What

[indigo hull]

On behalf of the male community we do not take politely to Weird Men

[gritty temple]

Deadass made an account for an app I cant use I’m so sad

[ruby zealot]

see even tech doesnt know

[light vessel]

Doesn’t know what?

[languid grove]

[light vessel]

Can someone tell me what we’re trying to figure out?

[narrow atlas]

I think I need to take some vitamins cause I am getting a big headache, and I can feel my thoughts slowing

[indigo hull]

Do you not have the ability to scroll up?

[pseudo pollen]

Afternoon

[reef zealot]

Woof

[languid grove]

Apparently they don’t

[light vessel]

Is it what arch said?

[bleak warren]

glagg is gonna help us defeat Weird Man

[ruby zealot]

birthday tiff

[gritty temple]

Huh?

[reef zealot]

Thank

[bleak warren]

habirf foxany

[pseudo pollen]

Who weird man is?

[light vessel]

I scrolled up I didn’t understand what was happening can someone just tell me what we’re trying to figure out

[narrow atlas]

Happy bday

[reef zealot]

Thank

[crisp hornet]

who is weird man?

[gritty temple]

Context clues ^.^

[quartz topaz]

YO CAN I HAVE MY PERMS BACK

[narrow atlas]

No

[bleak warren]

the guy who was following Rika, y'all just had to scroll up a little

[quartz topaz]

PLEASE DWG

[gritty temple]

I can already feel my blood pressure rising I need to be covered in 20 very fluffy and cute bunnies that go “snrf snrf snrf snrf”

[quartz topaz]

what

[gritty temple]

Bunnies :3

[indigo hull]

Roll the D20 for Bnuuys

[quartz topaz]

why do people

[bleak warren]

pretty easy to read

[crisp hornet]

oh

[quartz topaz]

bawlright

[gritty temple]

Okay hold on

[light vessel]

Ohh are we talking about when you said whatever you said about Mixy

[gritty temple]

I GOT 13 DANGIT

[languid grove]

DOC GET ME 20 BUNNIES STAT

[bleak warren]

nobody said a damn thing about Mixy

and who even is that

[light vessel]

I think it’s an app

[gritty temple]

WEEEEE

[indigo hull]

You now have 4 bunnies

[bleak warren]

so you scrolled way past what we were talking about and missed it then

[languid grove]

THEY’RE GOING TO CRASH

[gritty temple]

Good enough yipee :)

[light vessel]

Oh ok

[gritty temple]

Time to eat a sammy yay

[light vessel]

I’m genuinely confused now what were you even talking about because I might be able to give you the answer

[bleak warren]

Ted, you're always confused

and you read stuff that isn't there

you good?

[languid grove]

You won’t be able to solve it

[light vessel]

Yes I’m good

[gritty temple]

Humgry

[light vessel]

This might not sound believable but I’m actually really smart I just want to know what were you all talking about

[gritty temple]

Are you

[light vessel]

I am I just usually choose not to be

[indigo hull]

Name the primary cause of the Second Franco-Mexican War

[light vessel]

Oh alright let me think

[gritty temple]

French people ?!,???.!?.

[finite cedar]

Money

[narrow atlas]

Frank

[bleak warren]

the french said crepes were better than enchiladas

[crisp hornet]

i just told my 7 yerar old lil brother that Gooseworx hates Lanckybox and his counterpoint was "shut up"

[gritty temple]

Me when I’m pulling up Google for the answer

[indigo hull]

No that was the first war

Aptly named the Pastry War

[light vessel]

No I’m actually thinking

[barren tide]

Mexico's suspension of interest payments on foreign debt

[indigo hull]

You’re not too far off

[light vessel]

Yes that

[finite cedar]

Its always that dam money, lmao

[indigo hull]

And they were supporting Habsburgs in Mexico

Yeah take a moment to read it

The Habsburg Dynasty attempted to create a Mexican Empire

But would you believe me if I said it was the Second Mexican Empire?

[gritty temple]

I’m not good with history

[ruby zealot]

damn

[light vessel]

Neither am I

[indigo hull]

I’m too good at it for my own good

[barren tide]

I sadly remember what I am taught

[light vessel]

I’m more of a math person