general

[brisk shard]

It is unfortunately probably real

Why would his family lie.

[prime canopy]

Hai veemo

[olive rune]

damn rip to a real one then

[dreamy knoll]

Hai

[light vessel]

Why do all the good actors die before I get an autograph

[indigo imp]

its the first thing you see when you google him so

[light vessel]

😭

[finite cedar]

I ate 3 bowls of stew since we last spoke

[indigo hull]

Yeah

I googled it like right after the guy said something

[brisk shard]

Sky News just reported it... welp

Rest in peace.

[indigo hull]

At least he was in Hawaii

[light vessel]

Rip Chuck

[olive rune]

holy shit i was trying to find your message to reply abt how ur so right the benzonatate and vitamin ds and bs can be used as bullion for med soup

3 bowls of stew my beloved,,,,

[indigo hull]

Chic N Stu

[finite cedar]

Awesomee, i gotta run to the pharmacy to try

[light vessel]

[indigo imp]

hehe mous

[indigo hull]

Meuse

[olive rune]

make sure you jump behind the counter and also yell at the staff that your script isnt ready even tho you left the doctors office 10 mins ago <3 we love when customers do that

[light vessel]

ITS A HAMPTER

[slate epoch]

Just dropped 400 on pokemon cards, cant wait to get nothing

[light vessel]

True

[indigo imp]

mous

[karmic shell]

kill

[light vessel]

Hampter

[gritty temple]

Mindcrafy

[finite cedar]

Im not certain i can jump but i can fling myself over a counter

[finite cedar]

[indigo hull]

Jesus Christ I’m spending like a half of that on a 3D printed Nerf Blaster

[slate epoch]

How can you not jump

[finite cedar]

Disabled

[olive rune]

theres also sometimes just a little swinging gate you can walk thru

[slate epoch]

Ohhh fair

[lusty gorge]

Nah I know Speedy Gonzales when I see him

[slate epoch]

Its not that much

[karmic shell]

just drink a gravity potion to end up on the ceiling then wait until it wears off so you fall back down

[indigo imp]

i just spent this much on gemstones for a commission

at least im getting paid for em

[light vessel]

💀

[finite cedar]

This reminded me i gotta update this a third time cos i updated my skin again

[olive rune]

we have those bc people always come back to the pharmacy and ask us to show them where stuff is even tho front store stocks all of that we have no clue where its gonna be

[karmic shell]

works 100% of the time

[light vessel]

[finite cedar]

I havent found one yet and i wanna check the sky island chests first

[light vessel]

Island 🏝️

[lusty gorge]

Guys what cartoon would you bring to life if given the choice

[karmic shell]

well how you getting to sky islands without a gravity potion

[finite cedar]

Im using the first potion i get to go there

[indigo imp]

grav pots are so good for bossfights lol

[slate epoch]

Its all comms money so im not really at a loss

[indigo hull]

Ykw fair

[olive rune]

oooooo thats a tough one but my heart wants to say adventure time

[thin prairie]

[autumn kraken]

Did yall see the news

[indigo imp]

yup

[thin prairie]

I don't watch the news

[finite cedar]

Am i allowed to ask the people at the counter to kinda fling my medications into my mouth like its a hibachi restaurant or no?

[slate epoch]

theres a lot of news

[karmic shell]

the news of the day: it is friday

[prime canopy]

me neither, ignorance is bliss, shit just stresses me out

[autumn kraken]

Chuck Norris just passed away

[olive rune]

yes and upon request we will also do the onion volcano

[indigo imp]

they're all nerds they don't have the coordination

[coral token]

Anyway

[finite cedar]

The pharmacy you work at sounds so freakin cool

[slate epoch]

pokemon drop

[olive rune]

i just work at a cvs lol, one time i thought i saw my stepdad and hid behind the counter and my pharmacist went "dude dont even worry this isnt meijer pharmacy well swing on bitches here"

[crisp lagoon]

Pokopia

[finite cedar]

Lmao

[indigo imp]

lmfao

[obtuse marten]

Had to bury my beats yesterday. Right side stopped working. (I threw it in the garbage bin and went about my day.)

[karmic shell]

are yall always hot and ready like little caesars

[slate epoch]

its an ok game

[finite cedar]

Ignorance is bliss but turning a blind eye is stupidity

[indigo imp]

wafflehouse ass pharmacist

[crisp lagoon]

If I am not playing that, I am playing TCG Pocket

[spiral widget]

I'm never checking the news after staying up 20 hours again.

[cinder rune]

[spiral widget]

Only bad things happen.

[thin prairie]

Feel like nowadays it's better for mental health to do both 😭

[indigo hull]

Wafflehouse Pharmacist

[cinder rune]

I am the night

[indigo hull]

I’m taking this one

[karmic shell]

actually it's better to ditch civilization and start making wood houses from scratch in rhe forest

[finite cedar]

I stay aware but do well to not overindulge. I catch up in like the middle of each week

[olive rune]

we try to be but dawg the amnt of people who show up IMMEDIATELY from the urgent care or their drs office and are like "why isnt it ready yet" like my brother in christ the doctor hasnt even sent it over yet

[indigo hull]

Alright you’re not Tom Hanks in Castaway

[ruby zealot]

Oh shit fallout new Vegas for a euro

[coral token]

Chips and salsa

[spiral widget]

It's the mourning sale

[karmic shell]

impatient people smh...

[finite cedar]

My doctors already have the order out before i can leave the building. Like DAMN I DONT NEED IT YET

[slate epoch]

i tried to get into it, i like comp pokemon and im decent at it, but i could never enjoy the game.

[indigo hull]

When do we get the Pokémon game that’s just pure gambling

Called Pokermon

[brisk shard]

Pokemon Gacha game

[finite cedar]

I wanna sit in bed and fart for like an hour before doing more shit but i cant cause the pharmacy already has sent me 3 texts before i get to the car

[olive rune]

most people are pretty chill if we tell them sometimes it takes up to two hours for scripts to come thru (bc it does) but every now and again you get the customer who cusses you out and leaves a bad review

[crisp lagoon]

I am more about collecting than the battling. Lowkey I am A sore loser and can't stand losing. So I tend to stay away from the battles.

[indigo hull]

Tbh if Vegas wants the new generation they better get some Pokémon slot machines out there

[slate epoch]

u should get into comp, the irl tournaments pay out with so many packs if u like collecting

[finite cedar]

You’d never catch me that impatient over pills. I hate that shit

[crisp lagoon]

If I had more time it would be something to consider

[slate epoch]

fair

[finite cedar]

My partner has to make sure i take medications like im a cat that doesn’t wanna

[olive rune]

god i WISH we got sent scripts that fast but they have to be verified first and that takes forever

[olive rune]

also just like,,, if ur nice and we have the script it just isnt ready yet, we can expedite it for you to the top of the queue and get it ready in like 5-10 mins but if you wanna be an ass then sorry bro ur script is staying where it is in queue

[indigo hull]

Vibes honestly

[karmic shell]

i could go for some good food rn

[atomic gyro]

Same, I'm so hungry

[rancid basalt]

hello !

[finite cedar]

Unrelated. I know your pfp is the medic but i keep thinking its kim kitsuragi

[finite cedar]

And i read all your messages in his voice in my head

[atomic gyro]

Hello!

[finite cedar]

And it makes you very endearing

[queen hinge]

Nyo-Oh, hi y'all

[rancid basalt]

hi there !

[olive rune]

YEEEAAAAAAA I LOVE DISCO ELYSIUM im glad my messages are endearing and kim-coded

[rancid basalt]

good morning peoples of estth

earth

[olive rune]

gmorning! :3

[atomic gyro]

how is peoples?

[karmic shell]

big green doesn't want you to know about the aqua conspiracy

[finite cedar]

[lusty gorge]

Gleep glorp

[rancid basalt]

this is not a human 😳😳😳

[elfin abyss]

wazzup chat

[lusty gorge]

Beep

[rancid basalt]

hi dereo

[karmic shell]

actually that is an earth resident

[atomic gyro]

shlorp

[rancid basalt]

are you a car

confirmed just now @lusty gorge is a car

[atomic gyro]

Car

[lusty gorge]

Man I don't fuckin know what I am

[rancid basalt]

airplane maybe

[lusty gorge]

What even am i

[finite cedar]

Im in me mums carr, vroom vroom

[atomic gyro]

Get out me carr

[rancid basalt]

earth itself

[finite cedar]

Awhh

[atomic gyro]

perhaps mars

[rancid basalt]

perhaps …

[karmic pulsar]

Chuck Norris died

[lusty gorge]

Ok ykw joke time

Why didn't the skeleton go to the prom

[rancid basalt]

WHY WHY WHU

[olive rune]

:D god i need to finish playing disco elysium but work takes up so much of my time ;-;

[atomic gyro]

Because he had no body to go with :3

[lusty gorge]

Cuz he was ugly fat and no one liked him

[rancid basalt]

oh

[indigo hull]

Quantum physics if it was

[rancid basalt]

laughing sound effect

[olive rune]

speaking of work farewell chat i gotta go clock in and make peoples medications o7

[finite cedar]

I havent finished it either lmao. I got really into it and then never finished it cause it was something my ex got me into. Still love the game tho

[finite cedar]

Later, it was a joy and i hope to see you again

[languid grove]

I love sewing

[indigo hull]

In a grim sense of irony you reminded me of, one of the crew members of the whaling ship Essex (the ship that inspired Moby Dick) was named Matthew Joy

[finite cedar]

Me 2

[indigo hull]

I don’t think there was a lot of Joy on that expedition

[obtuse marten]

Gonna return a gay sci Fi book to the library

[languid grove]

I’m working on a gift for Gehe, I wanna talk about it but what if he sees :(

[finite cedar]

The joy was the crew we met along the way

[indigo hull]

You do realize the event I’m referring to right?

If not that’s ok

[finite cedar]

Not a clue. I am excited to learn though

[indigo hull]

This is something that you would have to learn more about on your own

[finite cedar]

The last thing i worked on was a bat plushie but i only finished one ear, lol

[rancid basalt]

i want chili’s

and i want papa johns

[finite cedar]

Darn, i love story time though

[indigo hull]

I’m not sure how far the rules go with discussing the act of eating humans but I’m not gonna test it

[rancid basalt]

and i want mcdonalds and wendys

[indigo hull]

Cause that’s what the Essex is very infamous for

Besides also being rammed and sunk by a whale

[languid grove]

That’s so cute
I wonder who it’s for… such a mystery

[finite cedar]

The joy was the crew we met along the way

[indigo hull]

Precisely

Also for spoilers, the aforementioned Matthew Joy would not survive

But he died of Tuberculosis and was buried at sea

[golden torrent]

so much in 1

[finite cedar]

We were each making our own but had to stop

[finite cedar]

You’re a good man matheur joygan

[indigo hull]

Sometimes I come to fear what I’ve learned

[rancid basalt]

do any of you guys watch isaacwhy ..

[languid grove]

My gift is also technically a plushie

[indigo hull]

As much as a gift it may be

[languid grove]

It’s kinda ugly though in a good way

[pulsar perch]

watching Chuck Norris go from is to was on Wikipedia

[finite cedar]

Ive learned things like that are the best and thats why i am well beloved by some

[languid grove]

You’re not ugly you worm

[finite cedar]

Im ugly in the beautiful way a senior dog catches the awe of everyone

Im proud of it

[languid grove]

Fair enough actually

[indigo hull]

You reminded me of the SpongeBob quote

[karmic shell]

im ugly and im proud!!

[autumn sorrel]

Hi floofers

[finite cedar]

I thought about saying “im ugly and im proud”

[languid grove]

There’s this dog on instagram who’s extremely old and only eats Campbell can meals, he also sounds like a air horn

[finite cedar]

I LOVE HIM HE IS ME

[indigo hull]

You would rock it lmao

[finite cedar]

Whenever Clover and i see em we point at me and say “thats me”

[languid grove]

I’m having to do such close together stitches AUGHHH

I’m excited because I get to use buttons from my collection though

I love buttons

[finite cedar]

By hand or machine?

[indigo hull]

I should learn sewing

[languid grove]

By paw

I don’t got a machine :(

[finite cedar]

I wanna put mushrooms on all my buttons

[languid grove]

Omg you gave me an idea

[finite cedar]

I got one recently but I’ve known how to use them since forever

[languid grove]

Nvm my buttons only have two holes

[finite cedar]

Darn

Worm buttons it is i guess. Jk

[indigo hull]

Don’t go pressing buttons

Ok but what if it’s really fun?

[languid grove]

Oooh a button-

[steady owl]

[finite cedar]

[indigo hull]

When there’s Nintendo 64 at the function

[steady owl]

Need to make this a sticker

[finite cedar]

Ive never had the joy of playing on the 64

[indigo hull]

I haven’t touched mine in a hot minute

But I very much need to finish Ocarina

[steady owl]

DON’T PRESS IT

[indigo hull]

And then play Majora’s Mask

[finite cedar]

I forget you are you sometimes and dont realize until your second message

[steady owl]

IK IT’S TOO LATE BUT DON’T PRESS IT RIKA

[steady owl]

I am?

[languid grove]

Thanks for the warning Sylvia

[reef zealot]

[indigo hull]

Do you act?

[languid grove]

[reef zealot]

I am Feeling

[steady owl]

Oh wait I misread this message so wrong, ignore my ramblings 😭

[indigo hull]

Actually more importantly

Do you think?

[reef zealot]

No

[atomic gyro]

what is thinking

[steady owl]

Yw

[reef zealot]

I do not think
Therefore i do not am

[languid grove]

I’m almost done with the big sewing part

[indigo hull]

Evil Rene Descartes is like

[finite cedar]

Im so used to your old name and i wasn’t around for the change so my brain hasn’t processed that name as you yet. I need you to tell me to call you that so that my brain remembers the experience and internalizes you

[languid grove]

I honestly forgot your old name

[brisk shard]

Is Eid today or tomorrow? Cant get a proper answer online, stupid Google.

[languid grove]

I’m such a trans ally that way, I be forgetting dead names

[brisk shard]

Well either way, happy Eid.

[indigo hull]

The name Solomon fell off hard after the 19th century

[steady owl]

Ok. I will tell you to call me that

Call me that

[brisk shard]

Hey dont diss that was going to be my name irl before it was changed

[indigo hull]

Wasn’t dissing lmao

[golden torrent]

so many messages man, 55 unread!

[indigo hull]

It’s a goated name

[languid grove]

If I could have words with my birthgiver about my birth name I would

[indigo hull]

I use it a lot for 18th and 19th century world building

[finite cedar]

My brain functions real weird and i need direct instruction even if i know something is whats wanted of me

[brisk shard]

Solomon and then middle name Jah, so I could be called Sol-jah.

Still jealous it isnt my real name

[languid grove]

Idk why she decided to give me the most white girl name paired with a very Indian second name

[finite cedar]

You’re “That” from now on then

[steady owl]

I honestly am thankful for my deadname because the alternative was Douglas

[brisk shard]

My dad has that issue

[steady owl]

Thank you

[reef zealot]

I mean i can’t blame my parents for giving me my birth name but also i fuckin hate it now

[indigo hull]

my parents almost gave me the middle name Alexander

[brisk shard]

His first name is traditionally English but his middle and last name are extremely African

I have his last name but idk ive never thought about my name like that

[solemn plaza]

hi gang

..

[indigo hull]

Hey it says gullible on the ceiling

[solemn plaza]

im just now realizing my name where the hell is thales

[atomic gyro]

[languid grove]

Why do people do that

[reef zealot]

Also i had to change my middle name too cuz my given middle name was “timothy”
And there was not a snowball’s chance in hell i was gonna let myself be named “tiffany timothy (lastname)”

[finite cedar]

I was trying to think of a funny joke for that

[steady owl]

I do not mind my birth name. In fact, when I legally change my name, I’m adding it to my middle name so that my full name is 5 names long

[brisk shard]

I have a word to describe what it is but I dont think many people would like it

[languid grove]

COLONISATION

[brisk shard]

Okay you said it

[indigo hull]

Mmmm, my favorite

[brisk shard]

Well I was gonna say it a little harsher but

[finite cedar]

Ive considered changing my middle name aswell but i cant think of a name better than Bub Bub last name

[indigo hull]

Such a wonder of alternate history world building

[brisk shard]

It is just the whitening of culture

[indigo hull]

Another big alternate history project if mine is of Japan discovered and settled the west coast of America

[brisk shard]

Dont get me wrong I am not racist to white people

I am pretty white myself

But yknow...

[finite cedar]

My last name is going to be shared with my partner and we are figuring out a last name other than “Bub” again

[finite cedar]

So i cant be Bub Bub Bub like bobobobobo

[languid grove]

I’m actually so dumb

[indigo hull]

But it can be like Dedede

[brisk shard]

Hi actually so dumb

[finite cedar]

You’re so rika

[languid grove]

I didn’t leave a hole big enough to flip the thing inside out

[indigo hull]

you’re so portal geese

[finite cedar]

WAIT MY MIDDLE NAME COULD BE BUBBUB

Then my name is Bub Bubbub last name

[languid grove]

I can fix this

[indigo hull]

Sometimes my genius is, it’s almost frightening

[solemn plaza]

my name is (title card)

[cobalt wasp]

Im playing steal a brainrot rn and i just got tower tower suher 💀

[finite cedar]

huh a what and whah?

[indigo hull]

Sending 43 (forty-three) intercontinental ballistic missiles (ICBMs) to your general location

[reef zealot]

Woof

[karmic shell]

i would not be surprised if this was actually a thing in that game

[cobalt wasp]

Why cant a add a picture to #art

[languid grove]

For being too brainrotted

[finite cedar]

We said no

[indigo hull]

Next generation btw

[cobalt wasp]

Im obviously joking btw

I haveny played roblox since 2020

Havent*

[indigo hull]

And you couldn’t have played Guts and Blackpowder or Zulu Wars?

[karmic shell]

peak 1 and probably peak 2

[indigo hull]

Zulu Wars is goated

would recommend

[finite cedar]

I avoided like every competitive roblox game cause everyone there gets nasty

[indigo hull]

Oh trust me I’m only there for the historic value

[brisk shard]

Ive avoided mostly all of roblox

[finite cedar]

Now all the games are different worse nasty

[cobalt wasp]

Some people on roblox is freakt

[indigo hull]

Actually I’m dabbling in some Napoleonic Wars zombie fiction myself

[brisk shard]

Because... it sucks

(I hate Roblox overall)

[reef zealot]

Arf

[sick pendant]

did y'all know that chuck Norris passed away yesterday?

[atomic gyro]

Hmm chirp

[brisk shard]

I have been playing Resturant Tycoon though

[brisk shard]

Yes

[cobalt wasp]

Stop being dog

[sick pendant]

tragic news

[reef zealot]

No :3

[brisk shard]

Well I didnt know it yesterday

[karmic shell]

goated ass game lowk

[finite cedar]

Yea I’ve quit completely. And especially now with the platform ive been incredibly distrusting of anyone who still plays

[cobalt wasp]

OMG ITS HATSUNE MIKU

[ruby zealot]

Hi tiff

[toxic orchid]

Yes

[reef zealot]

Haiii

[brisk shard]

Why play Roblox when you can play literally anything else

[gritty temple]

I haven’t played it in so long. It’s just such a terrible platform run by terrible people

[brisk shard]

All the top games on Roblox rn suck

[toxic orchid]

Is that the beetle bub???

[karmic shell]

terraria is a tuff game

[toxic orchid]

True

[atomic gyro]

[finite cedar]

I don’t touch it now. Too yuck

[gritty temple]

Today’s children should be playing real games! Like Psychopomp Gold

[brisk shard]

Forsaken was always terrible, all those Battlegrounds games sucked, the rest is paywall slop.

[finite cedar]

The one and only

[karmic shell]

jjs the only good one but just play in private servers

[toxic orchid]

[brisk shard]

No i dont like JJS either

[finite cedar]

[cobalt wasp]

On my yt channel i put jimmy and badapple in poppy playtime (you should watch it)

[brisk shard]

Only games ive ever liked on Roblox are dead or became slop too

[karmic shell]

no

[toxic orchid]

That's why I've been playing the same game since 2018

[cobalt wasp]

I have 11

[brisk shard]

Fortnite HELL YEAH! (Kidding, thats me)

[mental river]

JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY URAH URAH URAH

[digital lava]

[karmic shell]

wait this just reminded me do yall remember prodigy that one math game

[finite cedar]

Its a sticker now yaaay

[toxic orchid]

Well I've been playing fortnite occasionally too but I meant Bee Swarm Simulator on Roblox

[gritty temple]

11 candles on your birthday cake

[cobalt wasp]

11 subscribers

[brisk shard]

Truth

[cobalt wasp]

Durr

[cobalt wasp]

Is that hugh morris

[gritty temple]

You have to become a pro editor to get more subscribers trust

[steady owl]

Wrong. That’s way too many candles for them

[gritty temple]

1 candle

[toxic orchid]

I eat candles and wax

[atomic gyro]

Sameee

[toxic orchid]

[atomic gyro]

And crayons

[karmic shell]

a quarter of a candle actually! (i ate the rest)

[toxic orchid]

Samsies

[ruby zealot]

Arch guess what

[gritty temple]

Hello marine 🫡

[indigo hull]

I ate a candle today

[karmic shell]

do not fall for chickenbuttbait

[atomic gyro]

🫡

[gritty temple]

Uhhhuhhhyhhh uhh yhhh uhhhhh I dunno :)

[ruby zealot]

Putting you on a Chocolate cake

[atomic gyro]

Oh

[ruby zealot]

Shhh zenith

[gritty temple]

I’m eating the whole thing

[upbeat copper]

[steady owl]

Wait a minute

[upbeat copper]

Tummy ache aughhh

[atomic gyro]

And not sharing? :(

[steady owl]

Wait a fucking minute

[ruby zealot]

Oh no

[karmic shell]

⏲️

[ruby zealot]

Ill

[indigo hull]

Carl

[karmic shell]

What the fuck.

[ruby zealot]

HOLY SHIT

[thin prairie]

How rude

[light vessel]

Chat!

[cobalt wasp]

I will not wait a focking minute (sends nucular missle to your location)

[finite cedar]

Im just gonna start low honor reacting people when they say things i dislike or give me a bad vibe

[toxic orchid]

I can't tell if that pfp is Dozer from Grace or the Cover of Watchmen

[steady owl]

Hehehaha

[raw peak]

Hi.

[indigo hull]

neither lmao

[atomic gyro]

:3

[gritty temple]

No swearing it hurts my feelings ;(

[cobalt wasp]

What the fuck

[indigo hull]

came from a random ass video i had saved on my phone

[toxic orchid]

Awe

[steady owl]

What if they misclicked antagonise

[karmic shell]

ok frick yuo

[finite cedar]

:3c

[atomic gyro]

:3

[light vessel]

@stiff grove Please get on

[gritty temple]

NOONONONONO

[cobalt wasp]

No

[indigo hull]

:3

[finite cedar]

They gotta hit the antagonize, defuse, defuse combo

[cobalt wasp]

:3

[finite cedar]

:3c

[karmic shell]

when i click on the wrong dialogue option on my favorite character and make them sad so i just lowk restart the entire game

[atomic gyro]

:3

[light vessel]

“You saved me…but why”

[ruby zealot]

Mhhh monkey

[karmic shell]

is a furries favorite number the number 3

[light vessel]

YES thank you

[ruby zealot]

Idk let's ask spider

[steady owl]

I’m literally right fucking here, ask me

[atomic gyro]

No ask me

[light vessel]

No

[steady owl]

I’m literally one

[finite cedar]

Its either 3 for :3 or 0 for 0w0

[toxic orchid]

I'm not a furry so I can officially answer with I don't know

[atomic gyro]

0w0

[finite cedar]

Me 2

[atomic gyro]

UwU

[karmic shell]

what if you were two... mitosis confirmed

[atomic gyro]

No way

[ruby zealot]

Let's not imagine 3

[toxic orchid]

God forbid 4

[ruby zealot]

Horrifying 5

[karmic shell]

6 is cataclysmic

[atomic gyro]

Im going to mitosi

[finite cedar]

I can fullbody mitosis actually. Who wanna see

[steady owl]

???

[light vessel]

Definitely not 7

[karmic shell]

woah! me!

[atomic gyro]

proof

[toxic orchid]

[finite cedar]

[steady owl]

Double trouble

[finite cedar]

[steady owl]

[finite cedar]

[ruby zealot]

HOLY SHIT WHAT HOW

[karmic shell]

oh my god

[atomic gyro]

HOLY SHIT

[light vessel]

😭

[karmic shell]

sheer insanity

[ruby zealot]

I gotta call my lawyer

[toxic orchid]

Yo what the frick

[finite cedar]

Mitosis

[steady owl]

Oh fuck that reminds me of that one April Fools were there were multiple of me, back when I was Saint Elmo

[atomic gyro]

Oh god

[finite cedar]

I was one of you

[ruby zealot]

Australian goat ladies?

[light vessel]

[steady owl]

I remember

[indigo hull]

us glaggles reproduce via Meiosis

[toxic orchid]

I read "goat ladies" and pogged because Toriel

[steady owl]

I was sadly not a goat back then, and was in denial

[ruby zealot]

Syl is you toriel?

[steady owl]

Haha sometimes

[finite cedar]

You went “lalalala lalalala”

[atomic gyro]

Omg no way

[coral tulip]

I just cleaned the room so hard and now im overheating so bad

[ruby zealot]

Ladies and gentlemen we got her

[light vessel]

Then go outside

[karmic shell]

just jump into the fridge

[toxic orchid]

Real. I just go until I'm too tired to continue

[coral tulip]

I am

[finite cedar]

They are, lol

[ruby zealot]

Get cold water

[coral tulip]

Wind feels so nice

[coral tulip]

Already did

[atomic gyro]

Get more

[ruby zealot]

Popsicle

[sterile jacinth]

guys

[finite cedar]

The stew i ate 3 bowls of was so nice

[coral tulip]

Dont have any </3

[sterile jacinth]

guys

[steady owl]

Throw Beetle into a pool of water

[light vessel]

It would be so awesome

[sterile jacinth]

GUYS

[ruby zealot]

What?!

[finite cedar]

I melt

[sterile jacinth]

huh

[ruby zealot]

True beetle is a bath bomb

[steady owl]

You melt

[coral tulip]

Oh my gosh it feels so nice out here

[finite cedar]

Bath bomb Bub

[atomic gyro]

I cant swim

[sterile jacinth]

buy me wendys IM ON MY KNEES

[light vessel]

Furrys can’t swim good to know

[steady owl]

??

[atomic gyro]

No just me

[light vessel]

oh

[karmic shell]

do you have a devilish fruit perhaps

[finite cedar]

“In water, chimps will drown”

[coral tulip]

I cant swim very well at all lmao, but i can stay afloat and float around like a starfish

[sterile jacinth]

speaking of furrys'

[ruby zealot]

Same

[light vessel]

Oh?

[karmic shell]

hm

[coral tulip]

So excited to go to hawaii this summer and get tossed around by the ocean

[steady owl]

[finite cedar]

I swim well enough. I used to spend lots of time in the water

[atomic gyro]

I love when the ocean tosses me around and i feel my brain hit every wall

[sterile jacinth]

much better my name is set

[atomic gyro]

Nice

[light vessel]

😳YO

[finite cedar]

You’re not gonna last here

[coral tulip]

We should get me an inner tube so i can just float around like a coughing baby

[atomic gyro]

:3

[karmic shell]

youre not gonna last here

[light vessel]

btw that word is blacklisted here

[steady owl]

I was about to ask something but that name already fucking proved it for me 😭

[karmic shell]

hopefully you dont see an atomic bomb that would b bad /reference

[sterile jacinth]

there better

[coral tulip]

I dont get it

[light vessel]

ATOMIC!

…..

I……..Am

ATOMIC!

explodes

[karmic shell]

yknow that coughing baby vs atomic bomb image

[coral tulip]

Ohhhhhhh

I understand now

[atomic gyro]

AA-

[karmic shell]

finger to side of head emoji

[steady owl]

What I was about to ask was “Do any of you ever get that feeling that someone is about to do something borderline weird? Cause I got it rn.”
I got like a sixth sense or some shit

[sterile jacinth]

You are

[finite cedar]

If you get a quadrillion coughing babies to cough at the same time they might cancel out the blast

[ruby zealot]

Yummy tiramisu

[karmic shell]

wait that could work

[light vessel]

yes

[finite cedar]

I have that 6th sense too

[atomic gyro]

Yeah

[karmic shell]

can you lowk just be normal

[rancid garden]

fnf pfp

[sterile jacinth]

and

[rancid garden]

fnf is.... game!

[karmic shell]

and in the big 2062

[light vessel]

clipped

[sterile jacinth]

erm thats the wrong date pal🤓 ☝️

[karmic shell]

what

[light vessel]

It’s 2026

[rancid garden]

actually its 2009

[sterile jacinth]

69420

[light vessel]

becomes unborn

[atomic gyro]

Actually its 1998 and windows 98 just came out

[rancid garden]

no fucking way bro

[light vessel]

I was born the year after

[rancid garden]

i miss windows 98

[rancid garden]

really? couldnt tell

[light vessel]

2010 best year of my life I came into existence

[sterile jacinth]

I miss my ex

[karmic shell]

in 2016 we couldve had windows 9

[light vessel]

Don’t

[atomic gyro]

I was using it to message here before laying down

[rancid garden]

considering how windows fell off after 7, i dont mind that

[coral tulip]

This is how it felt in the laser tag room at my old work (the computer ran on windows 98)

[atomic gyro]

Whattt thats crazy!

[light vessel]

Windows 10 :3

[steady owl]

Chat weird tonight tf

[indigo hull]

Windows 95 had the best start up jingle

[rancid garden]

windows 10 is so ASS

[atomic gyro]

true!

[indigo hull]

change my mind

[karmic shell]

awh

[rancid garden]

ugly AND ass like buddy pick a STRUGGLE

[finite cedar]

Giving me the ick

[light vessel]

well
I’m stuck with it

[karmic shell]

you think windows 10 is bad??

[rancid garden]

eh, its not like we have many options

[karmic shell]

just add 1.. relax liberal its called microslop humor

[atomic gyro]

Windows 11..

[rancid garden]

windows 11 is just

ur weird if u use that

[steady owl]

Yep

[rancid garden]

windows is such computerslop brah 🙄

[finite cedar]

I need a hero

[karmic shell]

i switched to linux
yeah thats it thats what i did

[coral tulip]

Do u wanna play Minecraft later

[rancid garden]

ok?

[light vessel]

Wait isn’t windows related to Xbox

[finite cedar]

Of course

[karmic shell]

will superman help

[coral tulip]

Hooray

[rancid garden]

be deadass

[obtuse marten]

Chuck Norris is fucking dead

[atomic gyro]

Xbox is related to Windows

[coral tulip]

Unfortunately yes

[obtuse marten]

Bruh wtf

[karmic shell]

everything is related toe everything

[rancid garden]

somehow, he died

[obtuse marten]

Somehow.

[atomic gyro]

How is that possible

[karmic shell]

toe. theory of everything

[light vessel]

alright because WHY THE HELL ARE PEOPLE USING RAM TO MAKE MORE AI SHIT

[steady owl]

Wait Chuck is actually dead wtf

[sterile jacinth]

guys its me the one the only

[rancid garden]

hehe toes....hehe

[karmic shell]

no.

[rancid garden]

yo its the salad guy

[obtuse marten]

YOOO SAME

[finite cedar]

No i need one with mod powers to kill the people i dont like

[light vessel]

THIS IS THE DUMBEST SHIT THAT PEOPLE HAVE DONE

[rancid garden]

your salad fucking SUCKS caesar

[karmic shell]

will thales help

[rancid garden]

bland and it tastes like BUTT

[obtuse marten]

That's what I said

[finite cedar]

I hope yea

[obtuse marten]

Dude just straight up died

[light vessel]

Hopefully the caesar isn’t little

🤣

[karmic shell]

chuck is actually just ascending into a higher plane of existence

[glass stirrup]

I think I know a guy

[atomic gyro]

Am i one of those people?

[digital lava]

[rancid garden]

are you american by any chance

[finite cedar]

You werent at first honestly

[coral tulip]

If you have to ask you probably know the answer ngl

[atomic gyro]

True

[light vessel]

Yes I am but not your typical American

[finite cedar]

[rancid garden]

are u slightly skinnier than the average american

[sterile jacinth]

SILENCE EVERYONE

[rancid garden]

[indigo imp]

no

[sterile jacinth]

PLease

[atomic gyro]

…

[sterile jacinth]

my ears hurt

[steady owl]

No

[light vessel]

I’m The type who would like to be picked up

[coral tulip]

Nuh uh

[atomic gyro]

no

[ruby zealot]

MOTHERFUCKER IS THAT JULIUS CEASER?!

[light vessel]

So yes

[rancid garden]

man i aint got no art to post man

[coral tulip]

[sterile jacinth]

yes

[ruby zealot]

@indigo hull

[indigo imp]

get absolutely frogged

[ruby zealot]

Check this shit out

[glass stirrup]

I’m checking?

[indigo hull]

holy shit

[glass stirrup]

What is it

[indigo hull]

its Gaius Julius Caesar thats what

[ruby zealot]

You thinking what I'm thinking?

[indigo imp]

stab?

[sterile jacinth]

Guys if you dont stop talking im am gonna talk very professional

[indigo hull]

five days too late

[finite cedar]

🍌

[indigo hull]

its not the Ides of March anymore

[ruby zealot]

Damn

[light vessel]

It’s 20th

[indigo imp]

never too late for crime

[rancid garden]

ok nevermind i found some art to post

[light vessel]

The month is almost over

[ruby zealot]

Better late than never

[indigo hull]

one month until weed day

[coral tulip]

🍌

[light vessel]

What the hell is weed day

[sterile jacinth]

Hold thy tongues, all! I've had my fill of yer blatherin'!

[light vessel]

ohhh spring

[mint remnant]

Naur dont eat jimbyhere bub

[karmic shell]

hey.. thats not good

[indigo hull]

this one gets it

[light vessel]

Wait OHHH WEED

[coral tulip]

[sterile jacinth]

I have no love for the springtime.

[karmic shell]

what the fuck. this is getting concerning

[light vessel]

I AINT SMOKING NO WEED

[frozen laurel]

you

[light vessel]

Hell nah cuh

[finite cedar]

I havent had weed in a whileee. Its been like five minutessss

[atomic gyro]

What is happening 😭

[languid grove]

So there was another unfortunate Rika super glue accident

[sterile jacinth]

Yon devil's weed be naught but trouble, cast it aside!

[rancid garden]

alr i posted my slop art

hooray!!!

[coral tulip]

[indigo imp]

uh oh

[karmic shell]

me! waveemojihere

[mint remnant]

Did you eat the super glue again

[light vessel]

Your art isn’t slop

[finite cedar]

I didnt know there was a prior one

[languid grove]

NO

[steady owl]

Rika I have some sad news. Sadly I have to destroy your window

[languid grove]

It exploded on my hands

[rancid garden]

i beg to differ but ok

[sterile jacinth]

Lay off the devil's lettuce, ye lot!

[languid grove]

And now I have super glue all over my hands

[light vessel]

Better than mine

[languid grove]

And it has dried

[indigo hull]

remember even the Ancient Romans were fond of it

[light vessel]

The best I drew was MewTwo in the 7th grade

[karmic shell]

spiderman fans vs happiness

[rancid garden]

i mean considering the art in this server, its not that much of a high bar

[sterile jacinth]

Aye, that time, I do recall it well.

[indigo hull]

the Roman doctor Galen is one of our best sources on the Romans and cannabis

[languid grove]

Rude much??

[karmic shell]

ok thats a dick move gng

[rancid garden]

ah shit did that come out rude

[finite cedar]

Theres a fart of a chance i have roman ancestry which checks out if thats true

[steady owl]

[rancid garden]

mb yall

[sterile jacinth]

Hold thy tongue, lest ye be seen as ill-mannered!

[indigo hull]

i think we're all just a little bit Roman in some way

[rancid garden]

wrong person, julius

[indigo hull]

given how vast of an Empire they were in the West

[light vessel]

Ok who the hell

[karmic shell]

Wrong individual!

[sterile jacinth]

My apologies for that, good sir/madam, I be truly sorry.

[rancid garden]

sorry im homestuck fan we like that sometiems

[indigo hull]

actually i'll have to research that statistics

[finite cedar]

Why is Julius talking in broken old english and not latin

[languid grove]

I gotta try peeling off this super glue without peeling off my finger prints

[coral tulip]

a real artist never speaks ill of anothers art like that

[frozen laurel]

Hmm, do I buy a weapon blueprint or do I buy a traffic cone decoration

[indigo hull]

it is English only here...

[rancid garden]

well, i aint got the artist role so, im technically not a real artist

[finite cedar]

My homestuck fan is nice and lovely. I dunno what you’re on about

[light vessel]

I mean if you peel off your finger print you’ll never be tracked

[indigo imp]

cone

[ruby zealot]

He's lucky we're 5 days late

[karmic shell]

ok what if instead it was Greenglish only and you only can speak green

[indigo hull]

but that doesnt say anything about Old English

[rancid garden]

i thought those ppl didnt exist wtf

wait u can be nice AND be a homestuck fan????

[indigo hull]

yeah?

[rancid garden]

WHY NOBODY TOLD ME WTF

[karmic shell]

theres at least one good apple in every fanbase

[indigo hull]

because its been a year since i first read homestuck and i still dont fucking get it

[light vessel]

[rancid garden]

except counter strike players

[atomic gyro]

[sterile jacinth]

Glagglianus of the Glagglian lands, thy hour be upon thee.

[coral tulip]

Wait you can be a nice person regardless of your fandoms/interests ??? (Shocking news to some people apparently)

[languid grove]

I finished Gehe’s gift with minimal blood shed

[karmic shell]

my point still stands

[rancid garden]

breaking news: i am gasping

[ruby zealot]

...im scared

[sterile jacinth]

Blood spilled, gods have mercy!

[finite cedar]

Awesome!

[atomic gyro]

Im alive?

[rancid garden]

that one friend whos alive:

[indigo hull]

people who are currently alive are like

[coral tulip]

Btw no rp is a big rule in this server

[ruby zealot]

Alive

[rancid garden]

mfs be alive and be like "yo im alive"

[karmic shell]

dead

[finite cedar]

Thales rules with an iron hand

[atomic gyro]

Yo im among the living

[sterile jacinth]

someone does not like fun

[karmic shell]

roleplays

[ruby zealot]

And people who're dead are like "..." cause they dead

[atomic gyro]

Man im dead

[rancid garden]

[languid grove]

It’s so ugly

[atomic gyro]

💀

[languid grove]

I wanna punch it

[indigo imp]

im definitely not a dead opossum piloting a mech that looks like a guy

[coral tulip]

No i do like fun its just an actual rule, i dont really care, im just telling you before it becomes an issue

[finite cedar]

And awesome. Dont forget that

[ruby zealot]

...im intrigued what the birb man got you

[rancid garden]

wait is there like

[light vessel]

That’s mean

[sterile jacinth]

There'll be no trouble o' that.

[rancid garden]

a rule in #art where u gotta wait before u post more art

[finite cedar]

?

[karmic shell]

just dont spam

[rancid garden]

or can i just keep posting shit

[rancid garden]

no yea wasnt planning on that

[indigo imp]

there's a cooldown of a few minutes i think

[finite cedar]

Being nice is being mean?

[coral tulip]

I need to draw today but also my carpal tunnel has been flaring up so bad lately

[light vessel]

Ohhhh I read that wrong

[coral tulip]

The pain….

[light vessel]

I thought they said they were ugly

[rancid garden]

i wanna draw but i need to find a popular character to milk for likes

hmmmmmmmmmmm

[indigo imp]

ps1 hagrid

[light vessel]

Nvm they said it was ugly

[ruby zealot]

Megumi Fushiguro

[coral tulip]

I agree

[sterile jacinth]

I be weary, must get me some shut-eye. Good e'en!

[rancid garden]

Who Is This Guy?

[languid grove]

I would never talk about his gift like that, I’m talking about my own gift to him

[ruby zealot]

Oh

[languid grove]

And I actually have zero idea what he’s sending me

[finite cedar]

Hey was what i said mean?

[ruby zealot]

I'm so silly

[sterile jacinth]

Blast it all, not a soul bid me good rest.

[light vessel]

[rancid garden]

i need a character that isnt liked by redditors, isnt from an anime and isnt from a roblox slop game

[ruby zealot]

Yeah yeah salad man night

[languid grove]

How dare you call my gift amazing, that’s so mean Bub/j

[rancid garden]

...fuck it im drawing mario again

[coral tulip]

Good luck with that

[languid grove]

[sterile jacinth]

A pox upon thee!!

[gritty temple]

Can 6:00 PM come faster me want TADC to watch while I rot

[ruby zealot]

Nuh uh

[light vessel]

Bros named After Caesar Salad

[indigo imp]

ps1 hagrid

[rancid garden]

ppl still watch that?

[finite cedar]

Its in my nature. I gotta be vile to those i like most

[coral tulip]

Wait rika i dont have you friended can i friend u

[gritty temple]

Heem heem ……. Yes ;((

[rancid garden]

thought that show died

[sterile jacinth]

I'll bash thee! A pox on thee!

[ruby zealot]

Clove can I friend you?

[finite cedar]

That shocks me

[coral tulip]

Sure

[coral tulip]

Me too tbh i thought i did

[rancid garden]

idk i just watch it cuz i think the bunny looking guy is cute

[languid grove]

DUH

[gritty temple]

I initially refused to watch it because I said it was too childish and dumb but it’s actually really good. Just a few corny moments and lots of annoying kids in the fandom but it’s good

[rancid garden]

i could care less about the plot

[frozen laurel]

warframe update next week

[light vessel]

You said thee twice and now I can’t take you serious

[ruby zealot]

Almost 100 friends yippie

[languid grove]

Oh my god I friended you at the same time and almost video called Clover

[sterile jacinth]

Aye, I beg yer pardon.

[ruby zealot]

LMAO

[languid grove]

MY HEART

[mint remnant]

The trailer for the new Warframe update looked so cool

[elfin wing]

doubt it

[rancid garden]

TADC would be so much better if it was just hype moments and aura

[ruby zealot]

Hi sky

[languid grove]

[mint remnant]

Ello

[ruby zealot]

Hi bird man hru? :3

[gritty temple]

My heart explodes every time I almost call somebody

[languid grove]

DON’T BE NOSEY

[light vessel]

Oh now your speaking Canadian that’s crazy

[languid grove]

This is a top secret conversation

[elfin wing]

I WAS READING CHAT

[frozen laurel]

I wish people weren't so weird and gross with the new frame, truely sad

[languid grove]

I’m having in a public chat, very secret

[elfin wing]

pretty good, gotta spend time with the bord soon

[light vessel]

Mb I’m just rage baiting bro

[ruby zealot]

Still screaming?

[elfin wing]

she's going to be so broken

[rancid garden]

that one friend who ragebaits:

[elfin wing]

as always

[finite cedar]

I watched the first episode cause i like gooseworks animations and music. And then didn’t watch any more cause everyone scared me off from it. So im just waiting til the fandom is mostly gone so i can experience it unbiased

[indigo imp]

pentagon level security (unfortunately not a joke)

[mint remnant]

Gehe close your eyes Rika is being secretive

[karmic shell]

supuer dupoer secrer

[light vessel]

What’s rage baiting again I don’t remember

[languid grove]

[frozen laurel]

yeah, same with her weapon since it will have an instakill threshold

[sterile jacinth]

Goodwife, prithee, fancy would thou like to go for a chariot ride?

[rancid garden]

idk i dont use the internet

[light vessel]

Alright

[karmic shell]

brotein shake

this aint gon end well

[finite cedar]

I do this with all media. I cant enjoy shit if all i see about it is people trying to convince me its good

[light vessel]

I think rage baiting is kind of like gaslighting

[ruby zealot]

I'm outta here

[finite cedar]

Later

[gritty temple]

VERY fair. I’m more excited for Gaslight District.

[light vessel]

No your not

[languid grove]

May you fucketh offeth

[mint remnant]

Gon?! Like from Hunter x Hunter
No waying

[rancid garden]

ok lowkey how long are you gonna keep this larping going bro

[sterile jacinth]

Farewell, friend.!

[languid grove]

[karmic shell]

so reel

[languid grove]

Who even are you

[finite cedar]

I dunno what that is

[sterile jacinth]

For many a turn o' the seasons!

[coral tulip]

I DONT TALK TO PEOPLE LIKE THAT ANYMORE THATS SCARY /hj

[rancid garden]

larp larp larp sahur

[gritty temple]

Another show from Glitch but only the pilot has been out so far and it’s very cool

[mint remnant]

So eel

[frozen laurel]

bro's talking like Roulx Kaard

[ruby zealot]

I forgot fitzy is a VA there

[elfin wing]

fire writing

[light vessel]

Never say that again

[finite cedar]

Neat

[gritty temple]

Yuuuurp

[languid grove]

Ikr I’m so good at old timey talk

[sterile jacinth]

What be this LARP business, say I, thrice over? And what's this 'sahur' ye speak of>?

[rancid garden]

would u rather have me say "I have no personality and i must LARP"?

[elfin wing]

fitzy is a VA for a lot of Glitch work iirc

[ruby zealot]

Holy larp

[raw oxide]

Yall, we lost Chuck Norris

[ruby zealot]

We know

[light vessel]

Honestly yes

[rancid garden]

ur late

[raw oxide]

I just learned it like 5 minutes ago man

[elfin wing]

truth

[rancid garden]

fair

[finite cedar]

Anywhere you can say that it has already been heard

[gritty temple]

Mel was one of the initial inspirations for my OC Justine, though Justine is a lot different now

[sterile jacinth]

Im sick of this shit

im done larping i hate my life

[rancid garden]

lmao bro broke character

[indigo imp]

i thought the little bit of tadc i watched was fine. bigtop burger is my kinda vibe

[light vessel]

@raw oxide you are too late bruh and Argo I can’t take you seriously

[mint remnant]

I'm excited for KOG because I love Dana's work TOH was amazing
And 🖕 Disney

[rancid garden]

[gritty temple]

Me too me too

[finite cedar]

No thats exactly what he said when he died

[languid grove]

I have no idea what is up with random people flirting with me or YOU in really odd ways

[rancid garden]

this is true i was the floor

[languid grove]

[karmic shell]

do not hate your life for there are grubbies on this planet

[finite cedar]

I was the knife

[finite cedar]

[ruby zealot]

I was the stab wounds

[indigo imp]

discord users need serious help sometimes lol

[light vessel]

Bros probably fighting demons even while dead

[karmic shell]

like that one

[gritty temple]

Sending my swarm of moths to flirt with you (flap their wings in your face really annoyingly)

[atomic gyro]

Grub

[sterile jacinth]

Im done larping but Calpurnia was a baddie of a wife

[rancid garden]

food

[mint remnant]

Unfortunately true

[light vessel]

just saying you can never fully kill chuck

[rancid garden]

you just made up a character bro 😂

[mint remnant]

Norris

[gritty temple]

To be clear the moths are flirting not me

[indigo imp]

lets just all be asexual

[light vessel]

Yes

[mint remnant]

I already am

[coral tulip]

The constant struggle of both you and your partner being yucked out by people flirting/ showing interest with them

[finite cedar]

So true

[coral tulip]

Me and bub give hella nasty looks in public idec

[indigo imp]

lol same

[languid grove]

Agreed

[rancid garden]

americans trying to explain asexuality:

so, imagine that you DONT want to eat the burger.

[coral tulip]

I will be a bitch, and no one can stop me

[sterile jacinth]

Calpurnia (wife of Caesar)! Ye know not my goodwife.

[karmic shell]

turn them into a ball and play basketball wit them

[coral tulip]

Real

[finite cedar]

I don’t know why people flirt with me, im like a senior dog with no teeth

[gritty temple]

I feel nauseous ouughhhh

[light vessel]

True I don’t do that though I just say it out right

[ruby zealot]

Oh no

[gritty temple]

Somebody feed me a soup ouuuuuu