general

[urban valve]

arby's quadruple pounder

[upbeat copper]

Ermmmmm nuh uh

Whataburger double with everything on it

[south raven]

Whataburger is less across the US

There isn't one near me

[left sierra]

Never specified how small teh fast food had to be tho

[upbeat copper]

Doesn't change the fact that it's the best

[south raven]

Mainstream fast food easily goes to Wendy's for me

[left sierra]

Wendy's seems to be the go to fast food for many people here

[upbeat copper]

Wendy's is kinda buns

[drowsy bridge]

I like Wendy’s

[drowsy bridge]

Then what’s the better alternative

[south raven]

The one in my city used to suck buns

[upbeat copper]

Whataburger

[drowsy bridge]

Never had it

[upbeat copper]

You should

[south raven]

Mainstream fast food

[drowsy bridge]

They don’t have one in my state

[upbeat copper]

It is

[south raven]

Less across the us as I said earlier

[upbeat copper]

It's still a mainstream fast food place

[left sierra]

I mean, I'd say my go to is A&W, but it's so different in Canada compared to the US

[bleak warren]

mostly the southern us i think

is whataburger

[upbeat copper]

There's a bunch in kansas

[urban valve]

Good burger

[upbeat copper]

Home of the good burger

[drowsy bridge]

Like the cream soda people?

[sick hill]

I love that movie

[south raven]

I've had five guys

It's about the same as burger king

[bleak warren]

kansas aint nothin but wheat

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[drowsy bridge]

And apparently whataburger

[upbeat copper]

THERES LITERALLY NO WHEAT IN KANSAS

[bleak warren]

wheataburger

[south raven]

Smudger

[upbeat copper]

Kansas is FLAT and covered in NOTHING

[bleak warren]

arebun

[bleak warren]

well that's even worse don't you think? at least i gave y'all wheat

[south raven]

I've heard Kansas while being flatter than a pancake isn't actually the flattest US state

[upbeat copper]

I fucking HATE Kansas so giving it anything makes me angry

[bleak warren]

how about i give them uhhhh

giant sinkhole

[upbeat copper]

There's NOTHING TO DO IN KANSAS

[upbeat copper]

That's too kind

[left sierra]

If you're going to Canada, A&W Canada Teen burger slaps SO HARD

[south raven]

Hey I'm sure the capital is cool

[bleak warren]

there's one thing to do in kansas: drive until you leave kansas

[drowsy bridge]

Apparently it’s Florida

[upbeat copper]

An upgrade even

[narrow atlas]

And crime

[south raven]

What's the capital in Kansas again?

[upbeat copper]

THIS IS ACTUALLY TRUE

[narrow atlas]

There’s always crime

[drowsy bridge]

Grok, is this true

[upbeat copper]

Kansas city..

[plucky garden]

Heeellooo

[left sierra]

No its Topeka

[south raven]

I had a hunch that was it but it felt incorrect to say

[bleak warren]

is kansas really worse than nebraska or missouri?

[upbeat copper]

Yes

[south raven]

Missouri has better landmarks

[upbeat copper]

I'd rather be homeless in Missouri than live in a mansion in kansas

[plucky garden]

How y'all doing

[south raven]

Eating

[upbeat copper]

Stop knowing more about the state I live in than me

[bleak warren]

apparently we are suffering from kansas

[drowsy bridge]

Number 1 Kansas hater😭

[plucky garden]

Eating what?

[upbeat copper]

I miss scotland

[bleak warren]

leaving scotland for kansas

whatever the reason is it better be good

[upbeat copper]

I had no choice I was 12

[south raven]

I had tokitos and Cheezit grooves

Cookies for dessert

[plucky garden]

Nice

[thin prairie]

I like five guys burgers

[plucky garden]

Ok

[south raven]

The one in my town tastes exactly like the burger king in my town

[thin prairie]

Never had burger King burgers
Funny enough I only went there for chicken nuggets

[left sierra]

There's one that opened near me, what's good there?

[plucky garden]

Food

[drowsy bridge]

I love my state

It’s the best one ever

[south raven]

They're certainly more edible than McDonald's and their burnt mystery meat

I'm never eating from mcds again

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[thin prairie]

I'm sorry what 😭
My burgers from McDonald's are always made fine

[south raven]

They don't taste like beef! 😭

[jade sail]

mcdonalds ceo eating the big arch burger:

[faint olive]

I’m going to sleep now

Goodnight everybody

[jade sail]

nini

[thin prairie]

I like their burgers
Not my favorite but it's good and convenient

[stiff grove]

Good night

[thin prairie]

[upbeat copper]

[thin prairie]

[south raven]

This is the best meme of 2026 so far btw

At least in my opinion

[upbeat copper]

How mean

[thin prairie]

Tbh McDonald's in America is probably insanely different to UK McDonald's due to the difference of food laws

[left sierra]

Same with Canada

[south raven]

I tend to forget you're not American

[left sierra]

The food standards leave things so different

[thin prairie]

I'M BRITISH

[upbeat copper]

Stinking brit

[thin prairie]

Shhhhhh

[left sierra]

We can agree to one thing though, regardless.

France.

[south raven]

Are your teeth in good shape?
Have you had your daily gallon of iced tea?

[upbeat copper]

The only good thing about Britain is Scotland

[thin prairie]

Mine grew weird but that stereotype is so insanely wrong

Also never had iced tea

[thin prairie]

HUSH

[upbeat copper]

Owie

[upbeat copper]

You were mean first

[south raven]

The only reason I'd ever go to France is to visit the Notre Dame

[thin prairie]

NUH UH

You got all up in my face violently

[upbeat copper]

Yuh huh

[upbeat copper]

Nuh uh I was being nice and being excited about seeing you

[left sierra]

I just made a silent agreement, and now we're on better terms

[thin prairie]

And now your being a butt

[upbeat copper]

Freak you

[south raven]

I thought you were the butt

[thin prairie]

You're a bunny

[south raven]

It is in your name

[south raven]

This is true

[left sierra]

I will say, one thing I want to do again in life.
Go back to Quebec City.

[hasty parrot]

Ooh

Hello chat

[left sierra]

Hello person

[hasty parrot]

Truth on trans rights but hello yes, the married furry who liked Jimmy is back

[zinc frigate]

I got like 2 things left on this background and I somehow finished a background in 2 nights

[hasty parrot]

Sorry I got like nothing else to say I'm feeling chatty since my husband fell asleep on call and I can't rn

[narrow atlas]

Hydra Dominatus

[left sierra]

Nothin' wrong with chatting, what's up?

I could throw in an icebreaker because why not?

[hasty parrot]

Shi whynot

[left sierra]

Best "Papa's" series game.
If you've played one before.

[hasty parrot]

.....
I have to say. The freezesria

[desert hound]

The OG clears all

[hasty parrot]

I like a lot of the sweet based ones more than the fast food ones , always fun with the colorful ones

[left sierra]

The platformer?

[toxic orchid]

Rest in peace my granny she got hit by a bazooka kaboom kablow

[desert hound]

Oh is there a platformer lol I didn't know that

[left sierra]

The OG OG was a platformer, yeah

[desert hound]

Idk ball about the papa's games I just know that papa's pizzeria is peak and then they milked tf out of it

[toxic orchid]

I always played that game on Cool Math Games where you could build a car with a bunch of random parts then drive it like the T-Rex game

If I recall correctly

That was in like 4th grade tho. Now I'm an adult with a life 💔

[desert hound]

Now there's documentaries.com

Or whatever it's called
CMG is still up tho I'm pretty sure

[calm adder]

my country invented wifi and its still somehow some of the worst in the world

[zinc frigate]

Welp dogs have been fully taken care of

Time to work on this background again

[calm adder]

i swear we invented it and havent changed it since

[zinc frigate]

YOU

[left sierra]

I half want to make a background for my desktop, not sure where to start

[zinc frigate]

Come up with an idea and if it’s like outside based start with the sky

[toxic orchid]

YOUUU I was hoping you'd appear

[zinc frigate]

I usually do appear lmao, how are ya doing friendo?

[left sierra]

Good idea tbf

Thank you for that!

[zinc frigate]

Ofc

I usually go sky and ground first, then do everything in between

[hasty parrot]

[zinc frigate]

Well ground like where the people stand on

[stiff grove]

[south raven]

[hasty parrot]

[toxic orchid]

Yeah but I'm unfortunately busy all the time so I'm barely online! Been distant from social media as of recently and probably for the foreseeable future, but I still make time for Jimmycord and my friends!

I'm doing pretty good! Boutta go to sleep tho since it's way past the usual time I sleep

Hbu? :>

[zinc frigate]

Hey hope everything is going well with that busy and you rest well
I’m alright I’m just doing some art work rn

[coral tulip]

Hello chat hello hello

[sick hill]

Hello

[hasty parrot]

Trying to get that image perm thing is killing me

[toxic orchid]

Alright is better than bad! Proud of ya for putting in the work and doing what I guarantee is great art

[toxic orchid]

[coral tulip]

How have you been?

[toxic orchid]

Good but I go eepy now..zzZ

Hope youre having a great day tho !!

:>

[coral tulip]

I hope you rest well!!!

[timber oriole]

hi

[sick hill]

Hello

[timber oriole]

hi

[rancid garden]

i have a theory

might sound crazy but hear me out

i personally believe that god himself made indian food

like bro its TOO fucking good

[sick hill]

[rancid garden]

clearly youve never had good food

[sick hill]

Send a picture of the good food if you can

[rancid garden]

too busy eating chips sorry

[jade sail]

shawarma

[sick hill]

Alright

[rancid garden]

TRUE ASF

shawarma should be considered a type of anti-depressant because bro u cant be sad while u eat that shit

[sick hill]

Yes

[hasty parrot]

Me wanting Greek food so bad sigh

I miss my gyros from this place down town but I'm saving money

[sick hill]

Gyro like gyro zeppeli from steel ball run 👀👀👀👀

[hasty parrot]

See that's my husbands forte not me

[zinc frigate]

Yay it’s done

I finished a background

[elfin wing]

shit i shoulda checked with her if I should post that here

[left sierra]

...huh

[elfin wing]

nothing dw

[zinc frigate]

You saw nothing Billy

[left sierra]

What did i see?

[zinc frigate]

To be fair I saw nothing either but you saw nothing

[left sierra]

Yeah, i... I didn't... I don't rember

[ruby zealot]

Hi gehe

[ruby zealot]

Hi hydrogen

[elfin wing]

heyo

[elfin wing]

dw, it probably isn't that big of a deal

i just want to check before i go out and post it

[zinc frigate]

Judging by the reason of why you said something it’s probably nothing

[zinc frigate]

Hello

[elfin wing]

yeah, i still just want to be a good boyfriend tho

hard to believe it's already been a month

[zinc frigate]

I see, that’s reasonable

[ruby zealot]

True

[ruby zealot]

Mhhh demon

[olive flicker]

Beller

[olive flicker]

[zinc frigate]

[olive flicker]

How are you Ms. Lady Pants

[elfin wing]

god, it really is hard to believe it's been a month

[zinc frigate]

I’m proud I finally finished a background I needed to do for like a year now lmao. How are you Mr demon man dude

[olive flicker]

I'm chilla. Got home a few mins ago from work. Gonna eat a bunch of kit kats my coworker got me for my birthday

[zinc frigate]

Hell yeah, happy early or belated birthday

[olive flicker]

Belated about a week ago, on the 12th

[zinc frigate]

Wait I remember that I’m just dumb

[olive flicker]

[left sierra]

My birthday is just... not on a good day.

[zinc frigate]

Mines on a good day, tho if I was born 8 hours earlier it would have been an awkward day

The day of my birth was the only time I willingly ever did anything before 10am

[left sierra]

...Mine's the day after Christmas.
December 26th. So no one wants to do anything.

[zinc frigate]

Oh mines just September 12th lol

But that’s gotta suck

[left sierra]

Here's your birthday Christmas combo present!
Jee, thanks...

[ruby zealot]

What is wrong with you why are you green

[left sierra]

What, me?
Spring is coming, so I changed it for the season

[hasty parrot]

Beh

MY NITRO IT VANISHED NAURH

Oh my god there is a demon noise coming from my husband's phone Jesus Christ

[strong vigil]

AAAAUUURRRR

[narrow atlas]

They’re calling him

[hasty parrot]

... Why are the demons calling my husband..

[strong vigil]

he made a pact idk

[narrow atlas]

Omfg YouTube is putting ad pop ups like ON the videos

Not during add breaks, not while it’s paused, but while it’s actively playing

[echo void]

sounds fun

upon learning I can’t send this frame from the recent video I will make it my profile picture instead

[golden torrent]

morning

[echo void]

Also, it seems that in the Discord sidebar that shows your servers on mobile has your pfp at the bottom right in the wrong aspect ratio

W Discord

[elfin wing]

don't think that matters compared to the other BS discord is responsible for

[slate epoch]

[ruby zealot]

Hi noodle

[undone cypress]

hi puppet

[slate epoch]

damn i need img pems for art 🥀

[golden torrent]

i need image perms cus important

[slate epoch]

hate these ppl.

[undone cypress]

what

[slate epoch]

whar

[undone cypress]

whatdid i do

[slate epoch]

uhm

live? idk

[burnt merlin]

[undone cypress]

[burnt merlin]

Hru soup :3c

[undone cypress]

meh

[south raven]

[undone cypress]

not tired so im grinding tf2 scattergun kills
i was at 30 this morning and now im at 240

woah 251 actually

[burnt merlin]

Bnuy

[burnt merlin]

[slate epoch]

how does one obtain artist role

[golden torrent]

wth

[undone cypress]

if you post enough art in #art and a mod likes it they give you the role

[slate epoch]

damn, how long does it takr for img perms i dont wana talk for like 50 hours js to share art lol

[sweet scaffold]

Hamburbur

[undone cypress]

takes like a week
depends on how active you are

[slate epoch]

damn snore..

[ruby zealot]

Anii.

[steady owl]

La

Lala

[ruby zealot]

HOLY SHIT

[sweet scaffold]

Hamburbur?

[stiff grove]

[crimson root]

Nah,I prefer a Borgir...

Anyway,I wish I could've unlock Image Perms,but unfortunately I can't be active that much because of college

And also,which tipe of vehicle should I choose,manual or automatic,since I'm going to driving school in a couple of weeks?

Anyways,see ya...

[sweet scaffold]

Duckburbur

i like burbur

[rotund mason]

Hmm

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[rotund mason]

Preach

[narrow atlas]

Kennedy

[rotund mason]

Hru

[drowsy bridge]

A green suit would go so hard

[narrow atlas]

Not too sure rn. Stressing about college stuff, but I also just watched the first SBR episode, and read the new jojolands chapter
Wbu

[rotund mason]

Gonna shower

[languid grove]

Why so jolly

[rotund mason]

Oh yeah what did the new chapter talk about

[narrow atlas]

Tracking Usagis family, and a bit of lore on him

[strong sequoia]

JOLLY IS NOT ALLOWED NOT IN THE TIME OF HOHOS

[narrow atlas]

Also we the enemy has already started attacking, and he looks craaazy

Can’t talk about what he looks like here tho

[rotund mason]

Oh dang

[narrow atlas]

But the Usagi lore was neat. He’s confirmed to be Bi, or Pan

[strong sequoia]

Heyo kennedy

[rotund mason]

Hey

[rotund mason]

That's nice

[drowsy bridge]

It’s time

[rotund mason]

And I figured there would be an enemy on the next chapter as well lmao

[narrow atlas]

The chapter ended with Usagi getting thrown into an alligator pond, so next months chapter is gonna be tense

[rotund mason]

😭

Crazy visual

[drowsy bridge]

Like the glutton from Chiikawa?

[narrow atlas]

It’s even crazier. Wanna see the enemies design?

[rotund mason]

Sure

[rotund mason]

No, this one's from the newest series of JJBA

Jojolands

[drowsy bridge]

Hasn’t that one been going on for quite some time?

Or is this another one

[narrow atlas]

A few years now

Chapter 35 drops next month

[drowsy bridge]

🔥

Like monthly chapters?

[indigo hull]

Since I woke up an hour before I wanted to here’s another fun fact

When firearms were still new to western society it wasn’t uncommon for Arquebusiers to just pull a clump of grass out of the ground for wadding

[real python]

Jojingles

[steady owl]

It’s Christmas

[drowsy bridge]

True!

[steady owl]

PSA: If you work in fast food, DON’T OVERFILL MY FUCKING DRINK AND THEN NOT EVEN PUT THE LID ON PROPERLY

Especially if it’s takeout, because I’m taking that TO A CAR

[drowsy bridge]

😭

[indigo hull]

I’m gonna get a job in fast food specifically to do that to you

[drowsy bridge]

I wonder what happened

[rancid basalt]

hello !

goodmorning peopels of discrod

[obtuse marten]

Eggaliscious

[drowsy bridge]

Question mark?

[obtuse marten]

Barfariscious

[drowsy bridge]

Well, what am I going to ask him?

[rancid basalt]

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

[steady owl]

Oh great, they didn’t even put a napkin in there either

[drowsy bridge]

What did you do to piss off this fast food establishment?

😭

[rancid basalt]

fast foot 🥹🥹

my foot is fast

[drowsy bridge]

Autocorrect

They’re like ganging up on you

[steady owl]

Nothing. It’s just lazy teenagers, genuinely. There’s only one manager who would try to mess with me and that’s at KFC, so not even the same brand

[drowsy bridge]

Now I’m curious. What happened at KFC?😭

Is it because you ordered 20kg of KFC

[rancid basalt]

how much is 20kg in american terms

[drowsy bridge]

44 lbs

[steady owl]

That’s a story. I advocated for him ti get fired at one of the previous places he worked at (he worked in disability support) because he stole like thousands of dollars from support plans or something like that. That reputation followed to the point he was reduced to working at KFC, which he quickly climbed the ladder because he was a manager at a previous KFC years ago back when he probably still had hair

Bald bitch

[drowsy bridge]

😭

[finite cedar]

Not gonna believe this

I started shaving my head last year lmao

Which also makes me a bald bitch lol

[drowsy bridge]

My dad has also been shaving his head

But that’s because he’s a firefighter

[finite cedar]

I just do it cos i was sick of my hair being so long. It kept overwhelming me a lot so i just chopped it

[twin lake]

KFC españa

[indigo hull]

I think I’ll race the roaring Fraser to the sea

[upbeat breach]

Gup

[dreamy knoll]

Tree hai

[indigo hull]

What if Greek Fire was just a really good cocktail that made people combust

[brisk shard]

Rika moment

Rika just bald though, id never use such vulgar language

[river cipher]

Hiyooo everyone

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[raven badger]

quarter pounder with cheese

[river cipher]

literally me

[indigo hull]

finally got the motivation to learn about the Boer Republics and the Boer Wars themselves

gotta say

[narrow atlas]

True ig, but we’re on like the opposite sides of the beep spectrum

[river cipher]

I'm "beep :3"
You're "beep >:("

[raven badger]

microwave vs car horn

[river cipher]

Did you only research it because of that one grok incident

[indigo hull]

no

[river cipher]

woaw

[indigo hull]

watched a video about the British defeat at Majuba Hill in 1881

[twin lake]

Veem

[indigo hull]

which ended for (reasons that are clearly explained when you read into it) the very much forgotten First Boer War

that was a disaster for them

and only two years after the loss of thirteen hundred at Isandlwana

[river cipher]

meem

[narrow atlas]

Yeah kinda. I think of it in terms of shapes, and texture. Like most people here are round, and squishy. I’m spiky, and metal

[river cipher]

I'm square with rounded corners and metal!

[narrow atlas]

The cube

[river cipher]

the™

[compact sky]

blehhh o(^▽^)o

[dreamy knoll]

hai

[woven flicker]

🦖

Morning

[burnt merlin]

Me?

[burnt merlin]

Di Hia :3c

[glass marsh]

Why do feel like im gonna explain of what pineapple is

[dreamy knoll]

stinky

[woven flicker]

FACK YOU

[woven flicker]

Biting you

[woven flicker]

Aniidah

[dreamy knoll]

mhm u stinky

[burnt merlin]

Omar

[woven flicker]

Veemo is the stinkiest person I know

[woven flicker]

Besides you

[burnt merlin]

Don't you know yourself tho?

SMELLY

[jade sail]

i had a dream where i played a roblox game that doesnt exist

i dont even PLAY roblox 😭

[sweet scaffold]

can ya'll help he purchase a tank?

[twin lake]

[river cipher]

:3

[sweet scaffold]

[jolly aspen]

im back

hello chat

[sweet scaffold]

HEEEEEEYYYYYYYY

[jolly aspen]

what

it is wenesday my dudes

[woven flicker]

Yawn

[drowsy bridge]

Found a shirt that I really like for $6.24!!

[rotund mason]

Not anymore

It's $10

[drowsy bridge]

[brisk shard]

Taxed

[drowsy bridge]

I will obliterate you

[rotund mason]

Fanum Tax but lowkey the Kennedy Tax

[rotund mason]

No

[drowsy bridge]

I just realized that out of the 3 pokemon card themed shirts they had, I had all of them as the actual cards

Very cool

[rotund mason]

Oh that's nice

Send a picture, my interest has peaked

[ruby zealot]

Putting you in a blender

[keen bronze]

So do yall believe in beef?

[indigo hull]

no but istg if one more person tries to convince me that there is a France

[ruby zealot]

"France"? What's that

[woven flicker]

So bored rn

[dry fern]

why would you say that. that’s the f word…

[ruby zealot]

....

[ruby zealot]

Same

[dry fern]

muppeteer….

explodes you

[ruby zealot]

Evaporates you

[dry fern]

incinerates you

[ruby zealot]

Puts you in the blender

Yummy fang milkshake

[dry fern]

puts you in the microwave

[indigo hull]

haha no

off to Austerlitz with you

[drowsy bridge]

I don’t have the cards with me rn but I think I can find photos of the shirts

[keen bronze]

There is poland

[peak sentinel]

There is no France, it’s just ocean, I can confirm, I’ve been there

[indigo hull]

so if there is no France?

where the hell did the British Fight in WW1 then?

[peak sentinel]

Belgium

[woven flicker]

Frickin shadow

[peak sentinel]

go back to Isla Nublar

[main ore]

GUESS WHOSE LEARNING WELSH 😝😝😝

[keen bronze]

Jimbo?

[peak sentinel]

not the English

[main ore]

Noo MEEE!!!

[keen bronze]

Welsh is definitely a useless language. You can only use it in very specific places and it is considered a disability if you only speak it

[jolly aspen]

djibouti

[main ore]

Okay cool, I really like Welsh people and I enjoy their culture and language. It doesn't matter if it's useful or not. Besides, I'm learning it from someone who is WELSH

[jolly aspen]

im learning french

[jolly aspen]

hi starz

[main ore]

Do I know you? Also hii

[jolly aspen]

no i just read ur description lol

[main ore]

Ooohh okay

[mental river]

it is not discord my dudes

[main ore]

Chat there's a Welsh tradition where a group of singers and an entity called Mari Lwyd come to your house and you have to have a singing battle and if you lose you gotta let Mari Lwyd in and give her treats

And not to mention that Mari Lwyd is REALLY ADORABLE

[bleak gazelle]

jimmythere

[keen bronze]

Thats fair

Idk I’m probably so hatful towards Wales purely because I lived here too long

Give or take 16 years

[mental river]

i wanna post gifsss

[finite cedar]

Cant

[mental river]

how do i get the art role

HOW IS THAT WORD NOT ALLOWED BY THE SERVER??

[finite cedar]

Mods give it to you if you post art they like consistently

[mental river]

i cant even post the art

[finite cedar]

And you need image perms to post

[gritty temple]

Read #roles

[mental river]

where gt

[finite cedar]

All the information is in the rules and stuff

[ruby zealot]

Bub of the 𓆣

Hi

[finite cedar]

Sup

[mental river]

[keen bronze]

Basically just keep being consistent in general and you will inevitably get image perms

[finite cedar]

Reporting bad shit you see also gets you points if a mod acknowledges it

So be a rat

Snitch and tell on people for personal gain

[keen bronze]

I guess you can do dat too

[rotund mason]

I will throw this creature

[brisk shard]

Peanut is now bike

[finite cedar]

Posting art also gets you points but you cant do that without the image perms anyway

[brisk shard]

Bbrrrmmm

[olive rune]

gmornin gamers how we doin this fine friday

[keen bronze]

A snack running into the distance

[rotund mason]

Mr. Gangrene O' Poop (Kitsoupne)

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[keen bronze]

Im feeling squishy rn. How bout you?

[finite cedar]

I thought you were trying to make a gnome pun and i was trying to think of a gnome response

[olive rune]

feeling pretty crackly if i do say so myself

[finite cedar]

And i realized that is not the case

[narrow atlas]

I caught a gnome in a glue trap

[keen bronze]

Definitely a different kind of crunchy

[finite cedar]

Release it at once, they carry hexes

[olive rune]

lmaoooooo i never considered gmornin could be read like a gnome joke

[narrow atlas]

I slid it beneath my fridge cause I didn’t know what to do with it

[keen bronze]

Take a nibble see if it ripe yet

[finite cedar]

I think i might have a very gnome oriented mindset

[cosmic latch]

Why the fuck my dawg walk sideways bruh

[narrow atlas]

As far as I know he’s a skelegnome now

[finite cedar]

The hexes are loose in your home

[keen bronze]

Because you pressed both buttons on it

[olive rune]

if only we could all be so lucky as to be so gnomepilled

[narrow atlas]

Surely gnomes don’t have powerful hexes

[olive rune]

what if the cold radiating from the fridge preserved it

[keen bronze]

Cold skeleton

[narrow atlas]

It’s probably like those dumb ass curses of like “you’ll stub your toe”, or something

[finite cedar]

The gnomes dont make hexes, the other woodland fae just hate them so much and curse them

[finite cedar]

And it sticks to the gnome til they die

[narrow atlas]

I hate it when people try to curse you with “I hope you stub your toe”. You think I’m that pathetic that that’ll affect my mood?

[keen bronze]

Eat the gnome and carry their curse

[narrow atlas]

Oh. Eh we ball

[olive rune]

jjk style

[keen bronze]

I curse you with having a good day tomorrow

[cosmic latch]

Can I @ jimmy im a 6:4 goth mommy ready for anything

[keen bronze]

Yes

[finite cedar]

If you boil a gnome it releases the hexes and makes a curse stew

[keen bronze]

It will be funny

[keen bronze]

Great for making broth

[finite cedar]

Good soup

[olive rune]

oh my god is that how they make the temporary blinding stew

[narrow atlas]

If you don’t like me then wish violence upon me. Anything else will not affect me

[peak sentinel]

[finite cedar]

Three day blinding stew for people who misbehave

[keen bronze]

I wish you have a violently nice day

[keen bronze]

Id drink that

[finite cedar]

I think i need the three day blinding stew

[keen bronze]

I just need my physical senses to get worse so I lose the ability to smell

[sterile jacinth]

yoyoyoyo

[keen bronze]

Me when double yo-yo

[narrow atlas]

Turn the gnome bones into gnome glue

[finite cedar]

I think losing senses heightens your perception of the senses you still have

[keen bronze]

Gnome repairman

[olive rune]

if im already blind in one eye will the blinding stew cancel out and restore the vision in that eye or will i just go full blind for a bit

[sterile jacinth]

I see what you did there

[keen bronze]

For me it did the opposite

[finite cedar]

I think the blind eye will eject and haunt everyone on each halloween

[keen bronze]

They just get crispier

[sterile jacinth]

Am i important enough that I got image perms? I gave money now GIVE IT TO ME COMMUNITS

anyway anyone wanna play wordle 🙂

[finite cedar]

Still gotta earn it, sorry

[olive rune]

so wheres my ancient sumerian wizard to torment in exchange

lowkey i wish the blind eye would just gtfo of my skull so i could get the cool fake ones

[finite cedar]

I think if you leave the spoon in the stew it’ll act like a compass pointing to em

[olive rune]

3 day merasmus stew

[finite cedar]

lol

[sterile jacinth]

love from USS Missouri (BB-63)😘

[finite cedar]

All this talk about stew really makes me want stew

My partner made the best stew ive ever had the other day and ive been crazy about it

[ruby zealot]

Stew

[ruby zealot]

What kind of stew

[finite cedar]

🥣

[finite cedar]

Just some pork and vegetables

[ruby zealot]

Damn

[sterile jacinth]

[finite cedar]

But it was actually seasoned. And i swear ive never met anyone who actually seasons their soups

So it was so awesome

I forget what kinda broth my partner used. But the pork fat melted into it and made it all really nice

[ruby zealot]

God I want some soup now

[finite cedar]

I think im gonna go microwave me some stew while i can still walk

[olive rune]

gough,,, i would love some soup rn but alas i gotta get ready for work

[finite cedar]

Soup factory

[olive rune]

cans of baked potato soup i have sitting in the kitchen wait for me 💔

i WISH i worked at the soup factory thatd rule but im a pharmacy tech

[finite cedar]

PILL SOUP

[olive rune]

oh my god youre right i could just throw gabapentin in the acyclovir solution and make soup

youve opened my eyes thank you

[finite cedar]

The gell filled pills are like boullion cubes or whatever they’re called

[lusty gorge]

Guys.
I just listened to Kasane Teto

I don't regret it

[finite cedar]

We love teto in this household

[lusty gorge]

Only listened to like five of her songs today and I'm already hooked

[light vessel]

:3

[gritty temple]

Meow meow

[light vessel]

🐱

[turbid yacht]

Just realized that my username here for some reason is "friend" and I can't change it it's locked

Did one of the mods or admins changed my name to "friend"

[gritty temple]

Probably had an inappropriate name and a mod changed it

[turbid yacht]

How is my username inappropriate?

[gritty temple]

Well I didn’t see it before so

[turbid yacht]

I'm just confused

[gritty temple]

It probably had a blacklisted word

Meow meow

[light vessel]

[ruby zealot]

I hear a bunny.

[light vessel]

Hiii

[ruby zealot]

Not you

[light vessel]

Ik im just saying hi

[ruby zealot]

YOU

[ruby zealot]

Oh hi

[gritty temple]

AAAAA

[light vessel]

oh i added a bit more to my description

[ruby zealot]

GET OVER HERE!

[gritty temple]

;(((( heem heem whimperrrr

[lusty gorge]

Jimmy butt

[finite cedar]

The stew is started

[ruby zealot]

Jag what is this

[light vessel]

DAMN

[ruby zealot]

The stewing

[lusty gorge]

Jimmy butt

[indigo hull]

i couldn't have stopped my VR musketry at a worse time

[light vessel]

Fr

[ruby zealot]

Greeting glaggle

[finite cedar]

The stewing is a brewing

[lusty gorge]

The stew is stewred

[light vessel]

go back to Vr gaggle you don’t want to be here rn

[ruby zealot]

The stewining has been stewed

[indigo hull]

cool its the only place i can own a Brown Bess without the financial incentives

[light vessel]

Wow cool

[ruby zealot]

Into the giant strawberry shortcake you go

[light vessel]

just wait patiently for SOMEONE to wake up

[languid grove]

ACHOOO

[ruby zealot]

Oh no

It's HER

[lusty gorge]

Ewie even your sneeze smells

[ruby zealot]

Hi rika

[indigo hull]

Riga

[light vessel]

Mean

[languid grove]

Wdym I smell good

[ruby zealot]

Reeka

[languid grove]

[ruby zealot]

Get it?

[light vessel]

Rika showered so she doesn’t smell

[indigo hull]

I wonder if that’s why they call Edinburgh ‘Auld Reekie’

[lusty gorge]

Well SOMEONE has to be rude here

[light vessel]

Well it can’t be you

[gritty temple]

Switching between my 3 Twitter accounts for ultimate Twittermaxxing

[lusty gorge]

But I wanna be mean

[ruby zealot]

Arch how could you...

[indigo hull]

I’m telling god

[gritty temple]

:3c

[light vessel]

Would you rather still be here or get kicked

[languid grove]

I spend too much money on shower stuff for y’all to call me smelly

[light vessel]

just saying one it better then the other

[languid grove]

[light vessel]

I don’t think your smelly

but I will be honest

[languid grove]

Thank you KPR

[light vessel]

you don’t smell as good at someone else ik but you still smell good

[lusty gorge]

—•.•‘.—•._.•.• ‘‘`'*•-‘•-+-

[languid grove]

I didn’t know you could smell through a screen

[light vessel]

Being on the internet makes you learn other senses you never knew you had

DAMN @lusty gorge

nah your stinky

[indigo hull]

Is this Morse code on steroids?

[lusty gorge]

Freedom leitmotif

[indigo hull]

Yeah cos it’s just a bunch of garbled nonsense

[rotund mason]

Glaggle quick put them in The Flying Kipper

[indigo hull]

with relish

[ruby zealot]

Thank God I ain't stinky

[light vessel]

[lean chasm]

I will submit steak cooking videos for my pooky bear Jamalthere

[light vessel]

No but you smell warm

[spring forum]

haiiiii

[indigo hull]

Vito what the fuck

that doesn’t make a lick of sense

[ruby zealot]

How the fuck did you know Im outside

WITCH!

[light vessel]

I told you I smell stuff through the phone

Gaggle smells like war crimes

[light vessel]

and he’s been to gaggle land a few times recently

[indigo hull]

Well he was at least right about the war crimes part

[spring forum]

the glaggleland massacre... he did it

[light vessel]

And you smell like the average Jimmy here viewer please get whatever that smell is out of your room

[indigo hull]

I haven’t been to Glaggleland since 1996 when we had that Smashing Pumpkins concert

[mighty abyss]

You smell like old beans dawg

[light vessel]

Actually I should smell like my living room and my blanket

I’m laying on the couch rn

[light vessel]

Hmmm then it must linger on you

[indigo hull]

Yeah it’s designed to do that

[light vessel]

Knew it

[indigo hull]

Once you enter Glaggleland the aroma sticks

[spring forum]

buh

[indigo hull]

So park agents can find you always have a little bit of Glaggleland at home

[light vessel]

And that’s why I’m never going I would like to keep my natural scent thank you very much

[indigo imp]

this is terrifying i love it

[spring forum]

what the fuck are we even yapping about anymore

[indigo hull]

General

[light vessel]

Want to know what’s even more terrifying

[indigo hull]

Yapping about general things

[indigo imp]

yes

[indigo imp]

sandwiches

[lusty gorge]

Caca colda

[light vessel]

The fact that I have a boyfriend

[lusty gorge]

Boot reer

Spirt

[spring forum]

the 1984 Compaq Portable 1 was the second ever made "portable" (luggable) pc, and the first to be commercially successful. it also happened to be the first IBM 5150 clone, starting what became all computers today.

[indigo imp]

why is that scary

[light vessel]

Well it’s not I just wanted to tell you

[lusty gorge]

Mtn do

[indigo imp]

oh ok

[indigo hull]

The IBM 5100 looks so goofy

[spring forum]

dogdur pebber

[lusty gorge]

Peps

[light vessel]

now want to really know what’s scary

[indigo hull]

You

[indigo imp]

😨

[light vessel]

Well there is one thing scarier then Jimmy jump scare

[lusty gorge]

[light vessel]

it’s the W word

[spring forum]

holy fuck chuck norris died

[light vessel]

NOOOOOO

[spring forum]

like 8 minutes ago

[elfin wing]

he'll be back

[light vessel]

damn

[elfin wing]

the reaper can't contain him for long

[spring forum]

chuck 2: electric boogaloo

[indigo hull]

He’s not bullshitting

Just googled to confirm

[jolly aspen]

yea its true

[mighty abyss]

Same. I would be surprised if i wasn’t really tired

[indigo imp]

eh we said that about the queen

i think the two of them are gonna be hanging out somewhere else cos this world just keeps getting stupider

[coral tulip]

I know this was a bit ago but i used beef broth but it turned into its own broth by the end of it because of the seasoning/veggies and pork fat

[indigo hull]

I think a guy named Schlatt had something to do there

[elfin wing]

I said he'd be back
never said where

[indigo imp]

soup metamorphosis

[mighty abyss]

It’ll probably hit me in the morning and i’ll be like ‘oh, chuck norris is ACTUALLY dead, like for real’

[indigo hull]

Turning you into bread

[ruby zealot]

CLOVE!

[ruby zealot]

It's the birb man hi birb man

[coral tulip]

Helloo

[urban valve]

Flrhevehdgeve

[indigo hull]

Glep

[ruby zealot]

The ribest hi

[urban valve]

Yo

[coral tulip]

Also bub just drank some of the broth from the stew while making eye contact with me

[ruby zealot]

Romantic

[indigo imp]

based

[light vessel]

Damn

[coral tulip]

Ikr, they almost singlehandedly ate the whole pot of stew

[indigo hull]

Missed opportunity to add the serum that turns them into a grape

[ruby zealot]

Hi dia!

[light vessel]

@stiff grove Please come online

[indigo imp]

i love oversimplifying food

broth is literally meat water

[coral tulip]

When they had their first bowl the day i made it they went “ive yearned for this.” (Theyve been talking about stew for months)

[compact sky]

hello

[ruby zealot]

WAIT WHAT

[light vessel]

Huh?

[compact sky]

dexter morgue

[ruby zealot]

Nothing dw

[light vessel]

Nah what were you thinking

I’ll tell you if your correct

[indigo imp]

bingus mode

[indigo hull]

God help us all if he were a mortician

[ruby zealot]

Didn't know it was Dexter

I was just surprised

[indigo hull]

Soup rice?

[light vessel]

Didn’t know what was Dexter?

[carmine venture]

9 days

[indigo hull]

Yeah tastes alright

[coral tulip]

Okay bub is microwaving their 3rd bowl of stew

[indigo imp]

dexters laboratory hehe

[ruby zealot]

Your bf

[light vessel]

Yup you are correct

[ruby zealot]

Congratulations

[indigo imp]

sounds like you made good stew

[coral tulip]

Apparently

[light vessel]

Thank you :3

[indigo hull]

What the fuck is his electric bill?

[finite cedar]

Im on my third bowl of stew

[indigo hull]

Consume the s t e w

[ruby zealot]

I wanna try some stew now...do you have stew without pork

[coral tulip]

I already said this

[coral tulip]

I could make some

[indigo imp]

goddds i should make gumbo again

[ruby zealot]

Can we go for 4?

[finite cedar]

Theres no stew at all now. With or without pork

[indigo hull]

I don’t have shit for stew

[ruby zealot]

Oh no

[indigo hull]

Guess I’m cheesing a grill

[coral tulip]

I WISH I COULD MAKE GUMBO SO FUCKING BAD I MISS IT SO MUCH

[light vessel]

Based

[indigo imp]

what's stopping you

[finite cedar]

Gumbus

[ruby zealot]

So we all eating rn?

[light vessel]

No gumbus

I’m not eating

[ruby zealot]

Grab a apple

[coral tulip]

Theres no okra around here :(

[indigo hull]

I don’t know how to make edibles

[dreamy knoll]

Drumbus

[light vessel]

Im on diet

[ruby zealot]

So nothing rn?

Damn

[finite cedar]

Blumbis

[indigo imp]

oh

i don't do okra

[ruby zealot]

Eat the air I guess

[indigo hull]

we should bring back Egyptian mummification for dieting

[dreamy knoll]

Hello bub

[keen bronze]

You put sugar in the top left

[light vessel]

yes I usual wait until like 8:00 or 9:00 to have breakfast

[finite cedar]

Eloo

[dreamy knoll]

Hru bub

[ruby zealot]

That's normal time for breakfast

[indigo imp]

doesn't really work on alive things

[finite cedar]

Im eating so much stew

[light vessel]

I used to eat it as soon as I woke up

[dreamy knoll]

Nice

[light vessel]

Which was like 6:00 in the morning

[ruby zealot]

Bub Lord of stew

[keen bronze]

Stew lord

[finite cedar]

I <3 my Skyrim diet

[coral tulip]

[indigo hull]

In my world we call that the wake and bake

[indigo imp]

i eat breakfast at like 1:30

[ruby zealot]

Pm or am

[indigo imp]

pm . . .

[indigo hull]

Breakfast is food

[light vessel]

That’s also an achievement in cookie clicker (the game)

[prime canopy]

The Spider-Man brand new day trailer has now surpassed the gta6 trailer in amount of views

[indigo hull]

Eat it whenever

[ruby zealot]

I mostly don't do breakfast

[indigo hull]

I’m not surprised also hi

[light vessel]

HOW

[coral tulip]

I had a muffin and a big glass of milk

[indigo hull]

When are we getting GTA6?

[prime canopy]

Hai :3

[ruby zealot]

Cos hi

[light vessel]

British

[indigo imp]

morning sickness sux

[finite cedar]

I had stew

[prime canopy]

According to them, November

[ruby zealot]

I guess I don't wanna eat at 7-9 am

[prime canopy]

Hai :3 what’s good ?

[indigo imp]

guys i think he likes stew

[indigo hull]

We’ll be celebrating the Armistice with GTA6

[finite cedar]

Who?

[indigo imp]

you

[ruby zealot]

Nothing much at my sisters place gonna eat BBQ with our and her husbands family

[coral tulip]

I used to not but im on my meds again so i have to eat before i take them

[ruby zealot]

You?

[prime canopy]

Ooooo

[coral tulip]

Bub uses they/them

[brisk shard]

Oh, it hasn't hit JimmyCord yet

[finite cedar]

Oh, im not a dude. Sorry

[ruby zealot]

Chuck Norris?

[brisk shard]

Indeed.

[prime canopy]

I have nothing going on as always !!!!

[coral tulip]

Very much not

[indigo hull]

We know

[light vessel]

Oh ok

[indigo hull]

At least some of us do

[brisk shard]

Shocked theres no pink roles spamming chat

[ruby zealot]

It's their bedtime

[brisk shard]

Usually happens after big news like this

[brisk shard]

Good point.

[indigo imp]

oh well, i tried

[brisk shard]

It hit Stancave pretty quickly

[plush bone]

how do you get the image perms role

[light vessel]

I’m telling my dad when he wakes up

[indigo imp]

crime

[finite cedar]

#roles

[ruby zealot]

I robbed a bank for mine

[plush bone]

lmao

[indigo hull]

I committed numerous warcrimes for mine

[indigo imp]

you have to murder someone who has it

[indigo hull]

How do you think I got so little so quick?

[coral tulip]

What big news im confused

[ruby zealot]

Pro tip: don't do it right after he wakes up

[ruby zealot]

Chuck Norris died

[light vessel]

Alright

[indigo hull]

Aged 86

[finite cedar]

You are tiny?

[crisp lagoon]

Did he?

[ruby zealot]

Yeah

May he rest in peace

[crisp lagoon]

How is it i find out through here of all places?

[indigo hull]

Yes I’m the size of Plankton from SpongeBob

[plush bone]

oh okay so i gotta talk a lot

[brisk shard]

30 or so minutes ago, family confirmed Chuck Norris died after sudden hospitalisation at 86.

[finite cedar]

Me 2 🤝 🦠

[crisp lagoon]

I literally JUST opened discord and thays the first message I read lol

[coral tulip]

My dad is gonna lose his shit

[indigo imp]

💀

[brisk shard]

Prayers to the family

Very unfortunate news

But lets not let it clog the chat too much

It is Good Vibes Only here

[coral tulip]

His trucks name is truck norris the 2nd (he had a different truck a long time ago)

[indigo hull]

Besides how long until it takes all the Chuck Norris memes from like 2009 to resurface?

[plush bone]

im gonna crash out

[brisk shard]

2 hours.

[crisp lagoon]

Crazy

[plush bone]

why did he die all of a sudden man

[crisp lagoon]

Anyway, how's everyone else's day?

[indigo hull]

I mean he was 86

[brisk shard]

Probably health complications

[indigo hull]

He was up there in age

[finite cedar]

Or the ultimate showdown

[plush bone]

he was my goat 🥹

[lusty gorge]

Tubulartastic so far

[indigo hull]

True…

[indigo imp]

86, he definitely chose that number to make all the restaurant workers laugh

[crisp lagoon]

Mister Roger's in a bloodstained sweater

[indigo hull]

I was thinking Woodrow Wilson but ok

[plush bone]

hehe

[prime canopy]

Why must it always be the actors and the musicians who die, can we let’s the evil billionaires die or do they have the immortality serum

[plush bone]

i dont remember an 86 meme being around

[indigo hull]

They have the money for all the whack life extending care

[brisk shard]

Immortality

[crisp lagoon]

Thats good to hear

[brisk shard]

Well I mean... depending on your belief of recent news...

[thin prairie]

Dunno
Also hello cosette

[indigo hull]

Tragic as it may be it’s simply part of the power that comes with wealth

[brisk shard]

You might not be too far off...

[lusty gorge]

They probably bought infinite lives

[ruby zealot]

The spider

[brisk shard]

But that isn't for discussion here

[prime canopy]

Hai, what’s good

[indigo hull]

Go crazy

[thin prairie]

Burgers are pretty good ngl

[indigo hull]

Go silly

[ruby zealot]

Burritos are good too

[brisk shard]

Im so brainrotted almost replied with the burger meme

[lusty gorge]

Hamususburger

[slate epoch]

[light vessel]

Hampter

[plush bone]

my parents is questioning if this is really valid though

[thin prairie]

What now

[indigo hull]

Toes who noes

[ruby zealot]

The boy named evan

[light vessel]

[ruby zealot]

Last name burger

Possible middle name is cheese

[indigo imp]

"86ing" is slang often meaning to remove an item from the menu if they've run out of ingredients. it has since evolved to mean getting rid of something or someone

[light vessel]

BURGER!

[ruby zealot]

Might come with fries

[light vessel]

Your last name IS BURGER!

[brisk shard]

Family confirmed.

[plush bone]

ohhhh hehe

[vagrant scarab]

Good afternoon.

[plush bone]

ok

[dreamy knoll]

🍪