#general
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yippee
No you just bully people for lunch money 😭
So i get money?
No
Well then your only other option is to annihilate them with a PTRD-41 anti tank rifle
true
Omar i think the stinky dino needs a nap
I might play rivals later today
Says you
Cause you’re icky like Vicky
EWWWWWWWW YUCK ICK
Nah i need to actually sleep
I’m immune to stink
Ok stinky pete
Why u geen

Why everybody geen now
Cause I’m Omar
It’s almost my birthday so yeah everyone’s green
I was green before it was popular 
Lies
Munch munch munch
geen

Im more of a blue wut u on about fan
Geen enough
Im not lloyd
Mmmm tea
Yeah cause you’re the master of stink not green
Gonna make myself a cuppa
hi fany
too lazy to figure out how to change color can I still be part of the club
Pup
not yet
Nuh uh if im the master of anything it would be insanity
You
master....MASTER?? like puppeteer master??
Master of stink over here

Ok vaas 2012 called
Veem
Ik but no
Hru fan
STOP THROWING BRICKS AND DODO'S AT ME
Master of bad breath
Thats fair
I have a better thing to throw at u
A GODDAMN MAMMOTH OMAR???
ok
im being bullied by old people
Destroying Glaggleland
Thats it im throwing omar at u
And a dinosaur
i finally got into this discord server since i felt it would be good to post some vids of funnies
who do you think caused Chicxulub
#ylyl-rules❗ if u wanna post for chimney to react
i put that i would
Nope
entries closed yesterday too
ah

i need to enter
Bleh
No role
No ylyl submission
I’ll be back
NOTHING
fany ...do you have fruit
Congrats
i think
Advising if u wanna post ylyl to also get notification role
i cant post memes sadly so it might not be
Memes u need image perms
ah
oh god. so much to do before relaxing man
Idk how I got mine image perms when I came back 
STINKY BEACH
🏖️
I joined before this whole rule system change so my roles just stayed
🪞
Throwing you
I had like 17 k when the rules changed

ASH! hiiiii hru :3
anii perish.
😨
stinky.

Ok now because you told me to I won't
YOU
reverse psychology
ok. i couldnt find image perms (i did say i could be a gamer boy for him. but i only play roblox man, the adiction gets in.)

I have a question
U can buy the roles with dingus dola
I earn it by just being active around the server
/dd
Thats the command
Question
Hi hi :3 woke up when I tried to sleep a few hours ago and now I’m feeling hungry
756 dingus
pernut
That poor creature
hungy. you need food
Chat died?
i killed it
Nah
A FUCKING CROCODILE!
🛌
YOU 🫵
AND A SAUROPOD
Fanfan
Ken
Yes? :3c
Hru
Fine I guess
Well, at least people eat alligator meat
How come?
Woke up again around 12
Its 13.30
Debating taking a nap
Woke up around 7 today in general
Went to sleep again around 10.30
ill prob do the balance later on. (as im a chatter i can get alot of points cus i cant stop yapping)
We call that the bonus sleep
Lazy day
Dayum
Hello again
chat im gonna do it
Even tho I work later
daily dose of sleep "hello internet this is your top dialy extra sleep moments"
Apparently my theater teacher is absent
im gonna get sturdy
YOU WATCH MOVIES BY GOING TO IT
I only slept for a little less than 5 hours idk why my body keeps waking me up early
Yeah I took it my last two years of HS
Is that a good thing?
says its gaming time
We did a great performance of Robin Hood
Hello
Nah imma watch more of my cringe shows
why have they not added purple as a chat colour?
Hmmmm…
its perfect for william aftons or david fans
John Dice
Jaundice?
Mmm so scrumptious
Anywayyyys imma leave y’all to talk with each other I got some episodes to watch of my favorite cringe shows while I kick my feet whimsically
alr
I fucking hate poetry units in English so much
“What emotion do you want your audience to feel” idfk I just wrote some bullshit
Hey
Imagine if that’s what Poe was doing the whole time
The worst part is my teacher thinks I write really good, so there has to be some deeper meaning. There isn’t. I sleep through every fucking class, and write these at like 4am while I’m manic from sleep deprivation
Yes!
Hello
No because he’s so cool 😭
😭
Oh yeah I might play rivals later today
Idk if you want to join I might ask some other friends if they want to play
a big question. wheres the best place to search for memes to download and post in the memes?
since its my first time
Hello.
Why the fuck is that a feature. Accidentally double tapping adds a reaction. Great
Idk but I'll show u it
Tire
Never again, am I wanting to open discord to a server chat explaining how it hurts while pooping 💀
shit is shit
Dm me
alr
Praise the Omnissiah dear tech priest
Glory to the machine god
Yes dear brother

RAHHHHH 🫂🦖
🥕
🍪
I don’t play Fortnite so I need someone to quickly confirm for me; is it true that Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson says “67” in it?
Ahh!
...yes
What the fuck
Hi Omar
You're cool
AHHHHHH A BUNNY RAAAAAAHHHHH
Lies
Why the fuck does he say that
Anyone what to see my meme??¿??????
Who decided he would say that
Yeah post it in #memes
I don't know how to
Ok so you enter the channel, right? Then you send the image
Or video
Or whatever it is
Ye
Beep
We are the dwellers of general yes
The time thing
Gorilla chair
Can it be destroyed?
Spiderman fans confuse me. They beg for Spiderman to be happy in the comics and they rejoice when he is. And then they rejoice when he becomes depressed in the movies
There’s a big difference between comic, and movie fans
The difference is so much though
Egg dude.
Well it’s because edge lords tend to lie about reading comics when arguing about movies
Genuine comic fans are usually just happy to see their favorite characters on the screen in a genuinely faithful adaptation
Movie fans just want cool. Great example is the Rob Schneider DC series
Tbh I just want Spiderman happy again
ugh. my head
hi trey
I may have used the wrong name for the director, but whatever
Dude who did horrible damage to Superman’s image in the eye of mainstream media
Snyder
any jimmy fans that fw jaydes 🙏
Snyder, dickhead, piece of shit, etc. all the same thing
Interesting 
spinne hi hru
Achoo
Spine
You have no idea the amount of mouth breathing troglodytes I’ve dealt with because of that man’s butchering of Superman
spinne -> spider
how is everyone today
eepy
aww
also DO YOUR CLASSWORK
new leafs...
i dont have any >:/
Certainly a description
haha are we sharing reaction images? i have a normal amount of those
true
too bad for you, you need image perms
but he ain't wrong tho
i have discovered this 😔
you need sticker perms for the stickers from other servers along with nitro
greetings glaggle
:p
NOOOOOO

let it happen.

Muh
alr
How are we supposed to tell. We cant see you.
babe, i got a vid for you, from last nights video… with the chair
idk
does anyone know where i can find that akinator meme from Jimmy's latest vid?
If I have to take a shot in the dark... you walked into a wall
yeeeee
id say youtube
that was unreasonably funny for NO reason
was it another wall? :/
huh?
snaeb
someone else said the same thing like two seconds ago
the catacombs

Yawn
GoodMorning chat
Morning
...you ...
You
uhhhhh got banned?
Right!
Thank you :3
AH
lol
I’ll be back in a bit
Alright
Good morning Rika


Cute
lol

Ba
tf inspired the guy who made the Martini cocktail to make a rifle?
hi tiff
not that im complaining its a nice rifle but like
Hai
the jump from alcoholic beverages to firearms?
hi Rika
the chicken and the egg
:3
guess my guy saw what horrors his rifle could inflict and then had to invent a fancy new drink
i mean the round its chambered in is no laughing matter
I am going to kick your knees back
YEOUCH
Elbows are just knees for your arms
i eated medical thc to see if it would help me sleep and now its morning and i just feel
bwehhhhh owo bweeeep
Erm, what the swaws
Also hello Anii. :]
No I just really like Canadian’s
Ah, alright.
how is your name harder to pronounce than marinara sauce
hurts my brane
btw Different C place
Har har
Canada, California
are California teds unforgettable too
…
He plays Han from fast and furious Tokyo Drift.
I might be the only Ted in California idk I haven’t been everywhere in California yet
wait there might be some Ted’s in LA
ohhhh extinct species
Head shoulders knees and toes
also I heard LA traffic is horrible
i don like carssss theyre loud and stinky and i get really motion sick
Alright
traffic fukin sucksssss
Agreed
we should replace it with camels
mmmm caramel!
mmmm hot dogs
that would be so many spiky frend s just in a line it would be so silly
bad
: (
oh nooooo
I’m not bad
Not bad or bad?
@clever stump
Ye?
To
Since that’s your name does that mean you have 🍑?
Maybe…👀 why u ask
What happened
Hamburbur🤤
DID HE JUST SAY BURGER?!
Burbur?
Oh wait nvm
Mmmm ham sandwich🤤
Wait… that’s me..
Come here... mmmmm
Nuh uh
Help me Mr doggy


Mmmm haaaamm sandwich
mmmm ham sammich
Appears
mmmm haaaam sandwich
Mmmmm
Why’s everyone coming after me

Hello
You sound delicious


Mmmm haaaamm
I tell you what..
I likes ya
mmm sannnnnd
and i wants ya
mmmm wichhhhh



now we can do this a easy way or do it the hard way
lmao
the choose is yours
Mmmmm haam
Now u want sand😭😭
Mmmmm wich
I choose the easy way
booty sand
Alright
Bruh😭
Mmmm Ham sandwich
Bro what😭😭💔


Can i eat you pwease?

I came looking for booty

🤔
As in a pirate term?
No
booty army arise!!!
Ah shit…
Mmmm booty

type i love boooty for the booty army
Bro what😭
I love booty and ham sandwich
nah fuck this PIANO-piano falls on top of me

rise i say!!!!
What did I miss?
we are starting a booty uprising
THEY COMING AFTER ME
Mmm haam sandwich
HELP ME TED
But I’m just a little guy
BOOOOOOTYYYY
PLS HELP
Come here boy
Ya
FRONT AND CENTER

Mmmm haaamm saaandwiich
Roar
OMAR HELP
BOOOOTY
Mmmm haaam
BOTH @sweet scaffold AND @jolly aspen MUST STOP CHASING @clever stump
What do we want?
Buddy what is that description 😭
Holy shit I’m actually dying of second hand embarrassment
Ignore that right now U NEED TO HELP ME FROM THESE FUCKERS
But... Haaaaammm
Genuinely what the fuck is happening here
BOOTY IS FoREVER
No ham if you want ham you have to work for it
Next generation btw 😔✌️
BOOTY
or I’ll give you my ham
Guys help what do i do i took a shit and now im bleeding
they after me that’s what
I WAS DOING VR MUSKETRY TF IS THIS?
Call paw patrol
not the BOOTY!!!
But i dont wanns
Damn rib became riib then the ribest
Pls help they after me
People talking about booty
man fuck this
Siiigh
What the fuck did I walk into
let me know when you burn down the place
Aight I'm out
NOOOooo
This is makin me feel mad old ngl
HELP
booty!!!!!
You are tho
are we talking about pirate booty or
Wild
You’re older
What the fuck
That's true too
Lock in
boooty????
No😭 they talkin abt “booty” booty😭😭✌️
there’s no booty
Ahahaha booty 😂
Is it done?
wish me good luck im going into surgery in 30mins 😨
WHAT
Good luck gng
Because I know the booty warrior
THIS IS HARASSMENT
Fr
ARCH LEAVE NOW!
sorry
They harassing me
I’ll stop but if the others act up it’s not on me
If you’re being serious you probably just have a hemorrhoid eat lots of fiber and drink water don’t be too worried I think
thank you Mr. Booty
Uh yw? Idek what I did…
ARRRRCHHHHH
aaaa
RAAHHHHHH
Hush
AAAAAAAAA
How the Frick are you?
-# (yes I stole the line from anii)
i dont think they would care

everything is stolen in one way or another
I’m okie I just woke up. I’m eating breakfast
Munch munch munch
Green beans and fish cause I need the meat and veggies and sodium
I woke up at 6:20 in the morning even tho my school starts at 8:30
I still want ya but sadly still cant get ya
Hello
It’s better not getting me gng like at all
Wsp
Yo
bello
I want yo sandwich mr. Booty
Nah it’s my sandwich
I CAME OUT TO MY DAD AND HE'S SUPPORTIVE
Marcus pump-
based W dad
fire
W dad fr
W Dad fr fr
W dad
Yipee ^.^
we stay winning

W father
Heeellooo

puncaked
hello !
Indeed!
hi how was school
Not bad
ahh im in school right now
I just slept for the last lesson
I feel Ur pain
Oh, then I don't feel pain
yesyes
I’m also at school
awesum !
Imagine
I'm imagining
Brodies and ladies....
What is up gamers
am at school 🥹
Yes
Hello?
I JUST WATCHED IT AND IM LITERALLY SO FREAKING HAPPY BECAUSE GYRO IS MY FAVORITE JOJO CHARACTER OF ALL TIME
anyone home?
fricking Spotify wont stop activating smat shuffle on its own, I just wanna play my damn playlist in order 💀
playlist?
What’s that? I individually pick each song most of the time
MOUNTAIN TIM IS MY FAVORITE BRODIE
And when I saw him
I genuinely like, GASPED
Hi cos
Hi arie
hai Puppeteer :3
I need a Billy art idea.
What's the ideas chat?
Billy the Toaster committing tax fraud
guys I just caught the mosquito that was bugging me for an hour then I proceed to trap him in a plastic bag then vacuum seal it so he would slowly suffer.
Good afternoon.
good afternoon
it bit me like 2 times by the way so I think its necessary
...That's a war crime
too bad

I commit them every day
guys im homeschooled and today I get to see my friend
you see the school holds things you can do after school hours and I got to join them.
oh no im developing my dad sneeze
I just shook the couch when I sneezed and it sounded like a missle
man. we need another vid of him in that outfit again
ngl. i need to buy as much as posible so i can get the image perms and memes
you mean talk
what? no. i mean: buy the image perms with the dingus dollars
i meant buy as much of the things i can buy as well as buy the image perms
that is properly written
tho the more you buy, the less you'll have for image perms lol
Hi puppy 
Hi table
so ill maybe try save up for it. as well as the images for the memes (mainly thats it since i can alr submit vids. just need to find the right area to find some
🐇
Hey chat what I miss
but how is everyone today (so far im doing alr)
not much really
Tired
same here
yellow
sun is hitting my eyes and making me feel too hot to even stand man
🟡
My head feels like a bowling ball
🎳
guys i read the rules on the memes thing but it says click the ink but it says "no access"
Hey it's not supposed to do that
are you talking about #memes or ylyl.
go away rika
oh my god
Hi Rika 
ahhshahs
I was having such a good day until some asshole car splashed a puddle at me
God my oh
i scrolled back through what i missed in here while i was asleep/afk
i have no regrets
FACK OFF THALES
Blowing that car up with my mind
and just from skimming
yuh lmao
Yeah it was
WHAT THE FREAK
WE SHOULD GET EM!
Something tbh
that was some of the worst chat i've ever read in my entire life
what the fuck are we doing
Regressing as a species
since at least 2016
FOR REAL !!
HOW COULD HE
It’s always a man…
WOW RIKA
SEXISM?
I'm jumping whoever splashed Rika
what if it was a ftm
No girl could be so inconsiderate towards my fire fit
STILL A MAN??
Evil transphobic Rika moment woaaaoooowwww /j
you SAID GIRL
High school bully girls from musical
So inconsiderate
What

Alright put down the torches and pitchforks
regina george?
Not like she burned our crops and poisoned the water supply

Just a forkfull
Beep
Guys I get to do something quite exciting tomorrow 
WITCHHHH
This room is too cold for me to sleep in.
Anything cool happening?
I'll gladly trade
Cold room so nice
My room is too hot
I loathe the cold

The cold keeps me sane
It’s actually quite nice outside today
I’m so confused, I said it’s always a man and Thales said what if they were ftm which still makes them a man??
🦅
I sleep in 40° f rooms
I don't even know whats going on anymore
aand then you said a girl would never do that
It’s because Thales is a stinky
Thales transphobic moment /j 
SHE WASNT RESPONDING TO YOU THEN RAHHHHHHHH
Rika and Thales are having a woke-off help
not my problem!
Rika how dare you!
I don’t appreciate being called transphobia even as a joke
Heat is just so much more comfortable to me, like a reptile warming their blood
My fault
Pat pat
I was not responding to you.
then i shan't be called one either

Climbing inside of my freezer
Get away from that internet I’m cutting it down
I would say laying on my heater, but my sweat prevents me from doing so
hiii
Uncommon table L 
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Now I’m genuinely just even more pissed off
I’m sorry Rika :(
I love the cold.
i was called that first
I was joking around I didn’t know it bothered you, so I won’t do it again !
The cold also makes me shiver which I hate. Teeth chattering does not feel nice
would you rather sweat like a pig
i don't think so
Gonna
Go 
I got a math test to take
Dipping your head in wax
It’s alright
Get Dark Souls 3’d
Blowing up your Minecraft base
The pain is lowkey more desirable, yes

winter -> blankets, fire, cuddles, hot chocolate
Summer: sweat.
summer-> electricity cuts, AC brings up the bill, sweat, heat makes people mad
The heat also makes it feel harder to breathe which is miserable I need the cold :<
I can at least take medicine to help make my sweat not affect me, so I can avoid that. Can’t avoid the shivers
I find it interesting that I was literally raised in the Caribbean where anything under 80 is considered cold and I hate the heat with my entire heart.
team summer people are just people with either a big swimming pool, good AC, or psychopaths.
Also during the winter I’m stuck inside with the heaters, and blankets, so no matter what I’m stuck with the heaters
basically rich people
I’m immune from the cold because I have my big weighted blanket
I have a good ac, but I would bathe in the sun in 90° heat if it didn’t give my white ass cancer
i hated summer until i moved somewhere with snow and 0 f winters
ME TOOOO
''but i am not rich'' you probably don't pay the bills either
WEEEEEEE

i'd love to exchange.
as would i
hmm wait
i don't think i'd do well there....
why not
I'm literally attached to this weighted blanket, the only time it ever comes off is when I shower or change clothes
BOOM Argentina economy blast
You’re gonna be flattened
Good, I'm too tall
not good at the language for one
just do english
most of us understand
at some degree
at least in civilized areas
Theres also accents 
like City of Buenos Aires (CABA)
i'm poor, i would not be in a civilized area
if i can pay 250 dollars of rent, you'll be fine
rent is not 2k dollars like in the US
you would not make it
Damn. Smudge money flexing on Thales
i'll find a job it's fine
I DONT HAVE ANY EITHER
i'm just saying he'd have trouble here

“Homeless person calls other homeless person broke ass”
the difference in salaries and prices is crazy
Ahhhh I'm so rich 
"Will they compare wallets?"
you're right
while the US pays much higher salaries but has way more expensive rents and groceries
like what you mean 500 dollars for groceries for 1 month
Itd be a bug battle between the moths in their wallets
Thales we should unite to defeat The Man
here that'd be enough for like 4 or 5
RAGHHHH I FREAKING HATE THE FACT I CAN GROW A BEARD
The Dude?

oh that man
They
we fighting the non binaries
NO

I LITERALLY SAID IT
The jimmycord mods are organizing a working class revolution… I can sense the cia operatives peering into chat
the ones with all the money and power
🟠 🦆
we're too how do you call it
desensitized
oh they been know what my mindset is for like the last 14 years
decensus
Smudge
Sounds like a Mad Max character
no that is not how you call it
burp
ew
Decentralized?
Ive just had the greatest idea ever smudge
Trey?
I've stopped getting ice in my drinks at restaurants in silent protest 
what's your idea
decolonized
death
We should team up to fight The Man.
God I wish
allow me to chuckle.
i would be scared if i didn't have a colon
I thought that said chon
Feel free
man. my signal is crap man. why wont it at least try
You could almost say you have...
trey would be scared if he didn't have a chon
what the hell even is a colon
No Signal...?
Large intestine
:
i do have no signal
a body part
absorbes water and filters it
By Chon
oh alr
No it's :
Poop
it awaits your arrival to 1 seat
🫃
: <-- is not biology
two dots
I can’t believe you’re pregnant 
It's called a colon
i wish i was
ok
It’s where doodoo shit is made. We talking straight fecal matter
Please listen to no signal
The Portuguese Man?
i'd like a world where we could be dads
Oh my fucking god everything is a reference.
trey
music recommendation time
I have Wut the (poop) by the c dudes as my alarm
Bless you
old white men in business suits who control 99% of the shit in this world
markiplier
No signal
noo i love marky moo
Pure peace on this earth.
Last time I checked Markiplier wasn't white
yeah wait hang on
Yeah Markiplier is Asian and he was a demon as a kid.
he is white of skin
market pliers
not white of race, i know that
No he's purple
found.000 by svard
i'm blue
market pliers
Orkay
I cannot find any tape
Isn’t his mother Korean?
yep
I have duct tape
Obama was also born in Hawaii iirc?
Yeah
that's what they want you to believe!!!
(yes he was)
His father was from Kenya
the 5 rolls of tape on my desk:
I think he was from Kenya I could be wrong
chicagooooooooooooo chicaaagoo
Mi papa is from Jamaica
should i get a game on pc that is a card game
idk how to play but it is a good game
Balatro
yep
you can say balatro, the problem was you accidentally spelled how as "hoe"
Beep

I have no clue what generation I am compared to when my ancestors arrived in America
Something I very much want to know more about
BOMBOLAT PAPACLAT RASCLAT BACON
I’m a 3rd generation Irish American
Oh neat
ik. mobile sucks with small keyboard
so thats why
My grandparents came off a boat, and smuggled one of my grandfathers brothers with them
I know I have Irish ancestry I just don’t know where from or when
My Scottish ancestry is mostly in the Highlands
but yes. i want to buy balatro because its a good game but i need to know how to play it
PAPACLAT IS KILLING ME
My grandpa is from Cork, and I forget where my grandma is from
We’re fairly certain the uncle they smuggled to the US may have been an IRA member since cork was an IRA stronghold
idk whats even going on at this point lol
He’s got a hell of a story then
I wish I could ask him, but idk how to do a seance
Hang on I’ll mail you my Ouija Board





