general

[proper crest]

Did you check the walls

[ashen dagger]

I think. I think id rather face discharge than to try again. Ive been up for nearly a whole day. Expecting this big moment, this life changing moment. And nothing came out of it.

[olive flicker]

Did you check the sewers

[proper crest]

Noo

[ashen dagger]

Eight delays, cancellation

All for what.

[olive flicker]

Oh hey look, my cat is chilling on me rn

[proper crest]

Damn
Sorry for you

[proper crest]

Very bean shaped

[autumn sorrel]

Look alive my friend, good things will come. It may not be today or tomorrow, or even this year, but things will get better 🫂

[ashen dagger]

I never really, wanted this path. In honesty

[olive flicker]

My cat smells like syrup

[ashen dagger]

Id rather do something that id like to improve on, or something i wish i could go down

Not be forced into such position

[proper crest]

[autumn sorrel]

Start by finding what it is you wanna do

[ashen dagger]

And i do, i have something id like to do. But it feels so far out of reach considering my current standing

[digital lava]

[undone cypress]

meow

[autumn sorrel]

Ok great! Now find out how to do it

[proper crest]

Bwaa

[autumn sorrel]

Or reach it, if you will

[ashen dagger]

Thats not really the issue

[autumn sorrel]

Oh my apologies

[ashen dagger]

Its persay who i live with currently are holding me back. They arent supportive of what i personally wanted, they just want a mold

A mold that suits what they wanted

[autumn sorrel]

Well next step then, start small by finding a different place, or different people

I know it's MUCH easier said than done, and I bet youve tried it already, but try ignoring the bad stuff

[ashen dagger]

Well i cant really, leave my parents just willy nilly

[drowsy bridge]

There’s a really cool ride but the line is 4 hours long

[proper crest]

Hm

[autumn sorrel]

True true

[drowsy bridge]

[autumn sorrel]

So start by getting the fabled fast food job

Save up

[proper crest]

You are going to like the army right-
Isn’t that… technically abandoning them?
Not to sound rude or anything but

We might be thinking of something else our memories are extremely messed up

[ashen dagger]

Was. 8 whole airplane delays, only to be cancelled.
That kills motivation, i wanted something that wouldve helped in the long run. All of what i did for nothing just because of shit out of my control

Id rather have a discharge and be tainted, then to try it again

[proper crest]

Gosh
Sorry
For you
Really deeply sorry
Have you tried talking with those who set the mould, ask to be your own person?
We don’t really know how to help sorry

[ashen dagger]

The things i do are looked down upon in my parents eyes
Nothing ever good to them until its something they want

[autumn sorrel]

What DO you wanna do?

[ashen dagger]

For years ive had constant push downs, then the moment i choose the navy, its suddenly all sunshines and rainbows

[proper crest]

If they are like that we would personally say cut ties with them, be successful and come back to them as a successful gremlin

[autumn sorrel]

🫂

[ashen dagger]

Content creation. By heart im an idiot, i do dumb shit. I wanna show my joy and creativity online. Id rather shut my brain off and do hilarious shit or fume about something lame

[autumn sorrel]

I'm all for it! But make sure you have a stable source of living

Id sub to you too

[ashen dagger]

I mean, thankfully one of my partners can take me in,,,, im just not sure how long itll take,,,,

[proper crest]

Hopefully
We believe in you that you can get it

[left sierra]

There's always gonna be someone out there.

[zinc frigate]

remember what i say, do what you want to do, not what your parents want you to do. and if they dont agree and try to push you down its not their life now is it?

[autumn sorrel]

☝️☝️

[ashen dagger]

I just feel too demotivated to really go through this process again, especially since i managed to squeeze myself before seniors in highschool graduate and maybe apply too...
But it wouldnt be as open as it was when i first applied

[ashen dagger]

That is true,,,

[zinc frigate]

its your life, live it how you want, not how your parents want

The only person who can truly live your life is you

[ripe burrow]

[proper crest]

Inspirational autumn quotes

[left token]

@vocal ore

[zinc frigate]

You can really tell I’m procrastinating on things rn can’t you?

[proper crest]

-# Yes

[zinc frigate]

And Noelle, if you need any help with anything please just let me know, I don’t care how big or small it is I will help you however I can

[proper crest]

We know :3

Oop

Internet being stupid

[zinc frigate]

Damn I’m that obvious I guess lol

[proper crest]

-# Autumn it’s like a 99% chance that you are procrastinating /silly

[zinc frigate]

Hey at least I fixed something in my game, and tried to get a boss fight to work

[proper crest]

Everyone shushing us today
Well not in the morning
People were running away from us in the morning

[proper crest]

Oooo
Yees

[ashen dagger]

[zinc frigate]

[ashen dagger]

Thanks autumn

[proper crest]

Creature

[zinc frigate]

Ofc

[ashen dagger]

[proper crest]

Today sounds like it’s been like
A day for everyone :|

[zinc frigate]

Please stay safe, I’m always here to help if you need me

[frosty prism]

auauuufjd

[autumn sorrel]

Durr ip ip ip

[zinc frigate]

Well shit it’s nearly 2am and I’ve yet to shower or take care of myself really I should go take care of that

Thank hylia it’s spring break and I don’t got school tomorrow

[proper crest]

STOP PROCRASTINATING AA

[autumn sorrel]

I know we're not super close, but feel free to DM me if youd like to just talk or vent :3

[frosty prism]

is it bad that jimbal is in my hear me out list

[autumn sorrel]

cricket noises

[proper crest]

[frosty prism]

please i genuinely need an answer

[frosty prism]

seriously though

[proper crest]

Not the right server to ask that in

[frosty prism]

should I take this as a sign to find the door

[proper crest]

No comment

[zinc frigate]

No

[autumn sorrel]

Yes

[zinc frigate]

I even procrastinated on sending that hahahaha

[autumn sorrel]

GET OU-

[proper crest]

AAAAAAAAA

[autumn sorrel]

Autumn got the whole squad laughing

[zinc frigate]

I swear any time I get things done it’s just because I’m procrastinating on procrastination

[autumn sorrel]

-w-

[frosty prism]

im being serous i struggle with this kinda stuff

[proper crest]

And we are being serious in saying don’t ask that in this server probably

[left sierra]

So you procrastinate the procrastination to procrastinate the procrastination for procrastination's sake?

[frosty prism]

so should I take my leave

[zinc frigate]

Just remember, this is a server with minors, so don’t say anything you wouldn’t want people to say infront of a kid

[proper crest]

Fair enough
We study because we are bored sometimes which is a really weird turn of events

[frosty prism]

oh ew yuck im out

[zinc frigate]

???

[proper crest]

That’s what we were trying to say but we didn’t know how to like
Word it

[autumn sorrel]

What would you do, if there was a child in front of you?
"Hey kids!"
Dropkicks

[zinc frigate]

I feel like I said it kinda weirdly but yall get my point

[frosty prism]

also geese yall were top 5 ppl i met here

alright im outta here

[proper crest]

Thanks

[frosty prism]

have a glad weekend evwry1

[proper crest]

We get what you mean

[zinc frigate]

What would I do if there was one infront of me? Be concerned how it got in my house

[zinc frigate]

Oh damn she left the server because I said minors were here

[left sierra]

...Alright, that's enough internet for one day.

[zinc frigate]

💀

[zinc frigate]

Have a good evening Billy

[autumn sorrel]

X3

[proper crest]

Fair enough

[proper crest]

Be free toaster

[left sierra]

Blares American Idiot on the way out

[autumn sorrel]

Lmao

[zinc frigate]

Banger song even if the title is redundant

[autumn sorrel]

Go to sleep
Go to sleep
Go to sleep, liitle baby
Go to sleep gone go to sleep
Goo goo gaga time for you

[proper crest]

I think we were silly today
I need to
Start trying
And write more words on the story
So as not to study
But to be productive
Yes

[zinc frigate]

I need to just shower and go to bed lol

[drowsy bridge]

The ride I’m on just fucking broke bruh😭

40 minute wait btw

[ripe burrow]

3 raw eggs aaaaaa

😭

[ashen dagger]

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[ripe burrow]

Boop

[dreamy knoll]

Geese

[ashen dagger]

[crisp pagoda]

who remembers the finno korean hyperwar?

[dreamy knoll]

🍪

[proper gyro]

ye, they also announced that stw will be free the day AFTER I bought from epic games store

[dreamy knoll]

They did a crime

Cuz they arent doing anything for the people who bought stw after they removed the founders packs in 2020

[proper gyro]

no they are

[crisp pagoda]

my great great great great great great great great grandfather was the commander of the mammoth cavarly

[proper gyro]

if anyone bought after that, well get vbucks quest and other stuff that gives vbucks

[strong vigil]

dam there’s people

[dreamy knoll]

Thats founders, nothing about the people who got it before the june 2020 cut off

Ah no vbuck quests just in game items (that arent worth shit to the money u spent to get stw)

[dreamy knoll]

Or you got a starter pack (so yeah no vbuck quests after thats done)

[cinder rune]

YOU MUST BOUNCE

[undone cypress]

what

[ripe burrow]

the

[dreamy knoll]

Ignore the twitch chatter

[upbeat copper]

I've finally arrived at my destination and I'm laying in a bed ready to go night night

Also check #photos-and-videos for a cool sword

[ruby zealot]

rose

hi

[undone cypress]

hi

[thorny terrace]

hi whats up greg

[ripe burrow]

hey greg

how are you greg

[ripe burrow]

greg?

[atomic willow]

mmm rules.. 🤤

[narrow atlas]

I just remembered frogs have bones, and idk how to feel about it

[obtuse marten]

They do...?

My entire month is ruined.

[drowsy bridge]

Collect a few maybe

I have a little bag of teeth in my bathroom

My wisdom teeth to be specific

I cleaned them though so it’s alright

[dreamy knoll]

[narrow atlas]

If I start a bone collection than I want it to be things that I’ve hunted

I really want a deer skull, and antlers

[obtuse marten]

Bite

[thorny terrace]

does no one know danny gonzales😭

[languid grove]

I know him

[drowsy bridge]

Fire

[narrow atlas]

The vine dude?

[languid grove]

What’s up Greg

[thorny terrace]

yes him he's a comentary youtuber now

[dreamy knoll]

Imma turn u into scrambled eggs tregg

[drowsy bridge]

Random thought I had

[thorny terrace]

YAY YOU KNOW BALL

[narrow atlas]

I think I saw him before on YouTube. It was a video making fun of some Australian mermaid show

[thorny terrace]

scales yeah i watched that

[drowsy bridge]

Today my friend messaged me “you must be gay because you know so much ball 🗣️ 🔊 🔊 🔊 “ after I talked about a song that he also liked

Thought it was funny

[dreamy knoll]

Which one?

[narrow atlas]

I don’t remember

Just remember Australian mermaids

[dreamy knoll]

Hmmmmm dm me if u remember it

Or send me the video if u find it

[obtuse marten]

I hate that one of the best poems I've ever read is from a comic about alcoholic cats during the prohibition era.

[sage roost]

What's the comic name?

[woven flicker]

Roar

[dreamy knoll]

Stinky dino

[woven flicker]

Veemo your icky like Vicky

[dreamy knoll]

Says u stinky pete

[obtuse marten]

Its lackadaisy bruh

[ruby zealot]

hello trey

[obtuse marten]

Sup

[dreamy knoll]

[ruby zealot]

nyo

[dreamy knoll]

Throwing u to spain

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[steady owl]

I’m thinking of getting the logitech gaming controller and playing Subnautica with it

[narrow atlas]

I thought you were talking about Fritz the Cat

[steady owl]

Make it lore accurate

[narrow atlas]

You gotta play the whole game in a seamoth with no upgrades

[digital lava]

[woven flicker]

🦖

[dreamy knoll]

God damn if u gonna do that get some black paper to extend the grips

[dreamy knoll]

🍪

[woven flicker]

Boba

[dreamy knoll]

Your banned from boba cuz u stinky

[rancid garden]

gm chat

i am now 20 years old!!!

im old !!

[indigo hull]

unc

[woven flicker]

You stink

[dreamy knoll]

Nuh uh stinker

[woven flicker]

Your stinkiest

[dreamy knoll]

Omar i csn smell u from here

[woven flicker]

I can smell you from Pluto

[dreamy knoll]

Nuh uh

[woven flicker]

Yuh huh

[dreamy knoll]

Omar ur stinky

[woven flicker]

Says you

[dreamy knoll]

Imma force u to see a dentist

[formal yarrow]

Good morning, afternoon or evening to everyone

[woven flicker]

YOU AGAIN

[formal yarrow]

Hello again bestie

😊😄

[woven flicker]

Lucky

[woven flicker]

Hai hru? 😊😁

[formal yarrow]

Good, you? 😊

[woven flicker]

Pretty bored 😭😭

My schools WiFi is HORRIBLE rn 😭😭😭

[formal yarrow]

Ohh

[ruby zealot]

[woven flicker]

[ruby zealot]

AHHH

[formal yarrow]

Same here but id use a VPN

[dreamy knoll]

Stinker

[formal yarrow]

Hamter

[woven flicker]

FRICK YOU

[formal yarrow]

Ima go to Vc

[woven flicker]

I’ll have you know I showered this morning

[woven flicker]

Hm?

[dreamy knoll]

[ruby zealot]

Hmmm

[formal yarrow]

I’m in the Vc

[woven flicker]

[woven flicker]

What

[ruby zealot]

I'm checking if I believe you or not...

[dreamy knoll]

[formal yarrow]

😂

[woven flicker]

That’s it your going to the Triassic

[ruby zealot]

Era?

[woven flicker]

Yes puppet the era

[ruby zealot]

Oh no

[woven flicker]

Nose

[indigo hull]

erm, actually its a period

the era is the broader term

and as such would be Mesozoic Era

[south raven]

Hello!

[ruby zealot]

Bunny

[woven flicker]

Feeding you to a platybelodon

[ruby zealot]

[indigo hull]

i do not consent to this

[south raven]

always

[ruby zealot]

Am I disturbing something?

[woven flicker]

What

[ruby zealot]

Vc

[woven flicker]

Idk

[formal yarrow]

No

😂 Im going to do community service

[woven flicker]

And I’m just studying

[formal yarrow]

It’s cold outside

[woven flicker]

It snowed in my area like 2 days ago

[formal yarrow]

It kinda snowed too

But it disappears

[woven flicker]

Ours hasn’t left yet

[formal yarrow]

Yikes

[gusty juniper]

you people still have snow jeez

[woven flicker]

I personally love the snow but it’s like the gross mush kind tho so

[formal yarrow]

Not my fault I live up north 😭🙏

[gusty juniper]

oh valid

[gusty juniper]

yuck

we had like complete ice everywhere no snow

it was bad i didn't like it

[formal yarrow]

Aw man

[indigo hull]

its cold

but the sun was warm enough to melt stuff

[woven flicker]

@bleak warren sorry to bother you but uhhh I need to tell you something

[gusty juniper]

so guys do you people have a favorite cereal

[formal yarrow]

I gotta go

[woven flicker]

I’m more east north

[formal yarrow]

🥲

[gusty juniper]

see you later

[woven flicker]

WHAT

[formal yarrow]

No not really

[formal yarrow]

Sorry 😞 community service

[woven flicker]

NAUR

stay safe

[formal yarrow]

You too bye loves

[gusty juniper]

im so sleepy right about now

[woven flicker]

Bye

[woven flicker]

Sleep

[gusty juniper]

no i have the whole day ahead of me BUD

[woven flicker]

Sleep

[gusty juniper]

grr

[woven flicker]

I wish I could I woke up at 5:30 to get to school

It’s starts at 8:40 btw

[gusty juniper]

i feel like that's just unnecessary

[woven flicker]

It is

But like idc

I’m always tired regardless

[gusty juniper]

real

[molten torrent]

Hi

[gusty juniper]

what

[narrow atlas]

That shit was not the wind

[molten torrent]

Jewwwwwwwwww

[woven flicker]

🫩🥀

[narrow atlas]

Dork

[gusty juniper]

actual little kid bro

[woven flicker]

He said worse shit in vc

[molten torrent]

JEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I am 13

[gusty juniper]

do we ping mods

[woven flicker]

Gang is not funny bro is desperate

[gusty juniper]

adds up

[woven flicker]

Figured with this humor

[gusty juniper]

probably gets shoved in a locker at school

[molten torrent]

I am not funny.....ik

[narrow atlas]

Than shut the fuck up

[molten torrent]

No

[gusty juniper]

brochacho leave nobody wants you here 💔💔

[woven flicker]

I mean he’s already gonna get banned

[gusty juniper]

fair

[molten torrent]

My friend hear

[woven flicker]

I already told smudge they’re not online tho

[gusty juniper]

björn is

[burnt merlin]

It's late at night or early in the morning for them I think

[molten torrent]

My friend johnathonrickmyer

[woven flicker]

I don’t think we can tell them tho

[burnt merlin]

Bjorn is a bot I think

[gusty juniper]

ah i see

[woven flicker]

Yeah your right

[molten torrent]

He said come toll

[gusty juniper]

well its funny to see this child desperately try to be funny

so we wait ig

[woven flicker]

This is just sad

[reef zealot]

[burnt merlin]

Oh wait @coral token

It's 10am for thalespookie iirc

[burnt merlin]

Anyways
Hi tiffa

[woven flicker]

Hi tiff

[reef zealot]

Haii

[woven flicker]

Hru

[woven flicker]

Boo

Yawn

[dreamy knoll]

Hai

[reef zealot]

Good

[thick bough]

If you’re reading this then you’re cool

[gritty temple]

yaaaay :)

[rancid garden]

well they added tung tung sahur to fortnite

which means that fortnite is now oficially dead

[indigo hull]

apparently they needed you for something

just scroll up im not gonna explain

[rancid garden]

it also proves my theory that that fuckass game will add ANYTHING to stay relevant lmao

[plucky garden]

At school rn

[raw peak]

Hi.

[urban valve]

Yo this is goated

Triple T in the fort

[rotund mason]

Blockbuster

[rancid garden]

said nobody

[urban valve]

triple T in the la fortaleza

[rancid garden]

fortnite is slop anyways who gaf

[urban valve]

On the el cinco

[rancid garden]

ion play that shit 💪

[woven flicker]

Put those away

[ruby zealot]

greetings rika

[ruby zealot]

rib knows peak?

[jade sail]

it is wednesday my dudes

[gritty temple]

I’m snug as a bug in a rug rn

[formal yarrow]

Ok I’m back

[urban valve]

Hi back I’m ri 💥

[rotund mason]

I was about to say that as well lmao

[formal yarrow]

🥲

[languid grove]

Nuh uh

[rotund mason]

Mmm these wafers are good

[woven flicker]

YOU AGAIN

[woven flicker]

RAHHHH

I’m so bored rn

[indigo hull]

blows up wafers with mind

[formal yarrow]

HI OMAR

:D

[woven flicker]

HRU

[formal yarrow]

Good!!! What about you?

[rotund mason]

Goddamn it

[woven flicker]

I’m alright just very bored rn

I’m currently organizing

[formal yarrow]

I just came back from community service

I got alot of stuff at least :]

[woven flicker]

How was it?

[formal yarrow]

It went good. But really cold

[woven flicker]

Yeah I get that 😭

[urban valve]

Did he just say his last name… was burger?

[woven flicker]

I went outside and saw a frickin mammoth walking around

[reef zealot]

Boo

[indigo hull]

there was a Dutch member of the Donner Party with that surname

[rotund mason]

Is his first name
Evan

[woven flicker]

AH

[indigo hull]

i believe he was a wagon driver for the Donner Family though i could be wrong

[rotund mason]

Allo Tiff

[reef zealot]

Haii

[indigo hull]

his name was Charles Burger and he would not make it out of the mountains

[urban valve]

Ohhh uh

[rotund mason]

Hru

[woven flicker]

Allo….saurus?

[reef zealot]

Meh

[urban valve]

Thanks for the fun fact 🤔

[rotund mason]

Hru

Oh wait

I meant how come 💔

[rotund mason]

No unfortunately

[woven flicker]

Bleh

[formal yarrow]

🥲

[woven flicker]

I’m so tired

[reef zealot]

I got a math test today
Probbaly gonna do shit
Also the teacher’s fuckin stupid and wont give us a formula sheet so im just supposed to remember all the stupid complex formulas for calculating statistics and compound interest rates and shit

[woven flicker]

I need sleep 😭😭😭

[indigo hull]

he was one of the many who starved

[rotund mason]

Oh oof

[indigo hull]

but not one of those who would become victim to what the Donner Party is well known for

which actually isn't as prevalent in the story as you may think

[formal yarrow]

Eep eep

Go to eep

[woven flicker]

I can’t

I have school rn 😭😭

Luckily it’s a study hall tho

[formal yarrow]

Oh

Lay your head down

[woven flicker]

I wish I could

But I gotta work

[formal yarrow]

Yikes

[plucky garden]

Me too

[woven flicker]

Senior year?

[plucky garden]

No, elementary

[woven flicker]

What about you?

[formal yarrow]

Since I got back early I can skip fourth hour. I’m excused :]

[ruby zealot]

Damn

[formal yarrow]

Just munching on some chips I got from community service

[woven flicker]

Lucky

[formal yarrow]

Worth it going because you can get stuff for yourself

[woven flicker]

I could use a break but oh well might aswell work now

[ruby zealot]

Omar you're a senior??

[woven flicker]

Yeah

[ruby zealot]

Damn

[formal yarrow]

We both seniors

[woven flicker]

😭

[ruby zealot]

Lmao

I'm a junior

[formal yarrow]

Ah

[ruby zealot]

Yeah

[woven flicker]

Rip

[ruby zealot]

This and then a year left

[formal yarrow]

How is eleventh grade treating you

[ruby zealot]

At least I won't go to uni...i hope

[ruby zealot]

50/50

It's bad but good

Yknow?

[ruby zealot]

Hello hotpot

[formal yarrow]

Is it algebra that’s getting you

[ruby zealot]

Not exactly math itself but the teacher

[woven flicker]

Im going a university

Idk which one yet

[ruby zealot]

Oh cool

[formal yarrow]

Oooo

[urban valve]

Alright time to get publicly during breakfast executed

[woven flicker]

Yeah that happens

[urban valve]

Real thing btw

[woven flicker]

My math teacher rn is a pain 😭

[formal yarrow]

Mines is cool

I just don’t like the math class because it doesn’t feel like a math class

[woven flicker]

I get that lol

Math is my second favorite subject

Behind science of course

[indigo hull]

i was fine at it

never liked it

[formal yarrow]

It’s personal finance

[indigo hull]

if i had to pick a second favorite subject after History then it would be science

[woven flicker]

I gotta go now I have my next class 😭

[woven flicker]

Ohhhh that makes sense

[hasty urchin]

Hola

[woven flicker]

Eating the Don Quixote

[indigo hull]

i thought he would look more like

y'know, A CONQUISTADOR

[woven flicker]

Anyways bye y’all

[finite cedar]

Well at least he’s not, freddy five bears

[indigo hull]

i'm getting the Spanish Inquisition

cos y'know, Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition

[formal yarrow]

Bye bye

[dreamy knoll]

You

[finite cedar]

[indigo hull]

he cant dink it

[woven flicker]

Stay safe

[woven flicker]

Silly stroms

[woven flicker]

Veemo

[woven flicker]

Bub

[finite cedar]

Me

[dreamy knoll]

Wut

[rotund mason]

Hey Stroms

[ashen dagger]

Hi

[rotund mason]

How've you been

[woven flicker]

Throwing you

[dreamy knoll]

Omar im gonna hit u

[ruby zealot]

Hi stroms

[ruby zealot]

Sup ken

[ruby zealot]

Vermont.

[rotund mason]

Yo

[ruby zealot]

Hi bub :3

[dreamy knoll]

Muppet

[finite cedar]

Sup

[indigo hull]

The sky

Unless you’re doing a handstand then it’s sdown

[dreamy knoll]

Not here its just the floor

[indigo hull]

Fascinating observation

Anyway, the illegal fish market is in shambles

[ruby zealot]

Hey glaggle

[ashen dagger]

Eepy

[frozen crane]

guys i got white listed but i cant submit my meme

[coral token]

well go to #ylyl-entries and place your link

[frozen crane]

i tried once submited it link didnt work and so i deleted my origaninal meme and now i cant send the one i wnat to(also mb for spelling)

[coral token]

because the channel has a 6 hours cooldown.

[frozen crane]

ohhhhhh

thanks for letting me know

[indigo hull]

chat why do I hear fifes and drums outside

[rotund mason]

Fair

[indigo hull]

i find it very funny how quickly the UK adopted and then discarded the Snider-Enfield Rifle

but considering that (if I am right) it was the first time muzzleloaders had been converted to be a breechloading rifle

and it used arguably a pretty bad shell ejection system compared to that of the Springfield Trapdoor, developed later on from old Civil War Springfields

[indigo hull]

then of course in 1871 the Brits would adopt the iconic Martini-Henry

the first purpose build breechloader they would use and would be their main rifle until the Lee-Metford was adopted in 1889

[burnt merlin]

What did I just open discord to 🪦

[sour chasm]

How do we feel about beans?

[indigo hull]

stoned gun history lecture brought to you by yours truly

[bleak warren]

i was not even close to being awake yet

[sour chasm]

Why can’t I access the meme chat?

[rotund mason]

HomeDepot

[burnt merlin]

If you mean the one for ylyl submissions, read #ylyl-rules❗
If you mean #memes , read #roles

[rotund mason]

What the FUCK is this sticker

[sour chasm]

Yeah that’s my bad

[burnt merlin]

Freakneddy

[rotund mason]

There's no two ds

[rotund mason]

So much violence

[indigo hull]

average lost episode creepypasta be like

"there was something wrong, as the scene immediately cut to a hyperrealistic clip of a cat being loved affectionately by its owner."

[burnt merlin]

Btw pissnedy

Wanna game later?

-# typo counter: 407

[rotund mason]

Maybe

[light vessel]

Good morning chat!

[sour chasm]

Boomba

[indigo hull]

we creep closer to typo no. 420

[obtuse marten]

Not often I say this to anyone (because it cringes me tf out) but I love all of yall

[burnt merlin]

You reaaalllyy want me to reach typo 420, huh

[coral token]

don't do this again

i cringed too

[hasty urchin]

Kennedy

[obtuse marten]

Yeah...

[coral token]

but we appreciate it

[burnt merlin]

Yeah and we HATE you

[coral token]

💀

[burnt merlin]

/j/j
We love you pookie

[rotund mason]

How are you

[reef zealot]

[hasty urchin]

Good working rn

[rotund mason]

Nice

[sour chasm]

[gritty temple]

BAD Thales stop being evil

[burnt merlin]

Tiffa!1!

[reef zealot]

Hi

[ashen dagger]

Tiffy Taffy lady fops!!!!

[reef zealot]

Haii

[hasty urchin]

Hru

[indigo hull]

Fawkes

[coral token]

take a left and two right and fuck off!

[ashen dagger]

Haiii hruu bestie

[reef zealot]

Stressed

[burnt merlin]

How have things been?

[woven flicker]

Yeah well 🦖🫳🍓🍎🍊

[gritty temple]

[rotund mason]

Not bad ig, but we ball

[reef zealot]

Not the greatest

[ashen dagger]

Ough, hope it clears up pookie

[reef zealot]

Thanks

[burnt merlin]

Still from the assignment thing?

[ashen dagger]

Ofc

[reef zealot]

Yeah

[solemn plaza]

burp😔

[burnt merlin]

You've got this

[burnt merlin]

[bleak warren]

was that really the thing you needed to tell me

[gritty temple]

Omar you’re going to get smote

[burnt merlin]

No there was someone saying things against the rules

[coral token]

they've been dealt with

[languid grove]

I accidentally got super glue on my hand

[coral token]

yeah accidentally

[burnt merlin]

We know you tried eating it

[indigo hull]

there was a strain of cannabis at my local store literally named gorilla glue

this stuff is getting out of hand

[languid grove]

YOU THINK I DID IT ON PURPOSE YOU SOGGY SANDWICH??

[coral token]

yeah kids eat glue all the time

[burnt merlin]

Your secret is safe with us dw

[languid grove]

I’M 17

[indigo hull]

HEY I WASNT A GLUE EATER

[gritty temple]

I usually just huff it but I guess you can eat it too

[indigo hull]

I ATE CHALK INSTEAD

[coral token]

17, a kid

[indigo hull]

Now I wanna sniff some glue

[gritty temple]

No :(

[indigo hull]

good Ramones song

no im not making that up

[gritty temple]

Noe no sniff :( no :((

[indigo hull]

it was a joke lmao

[gritty temple]

Too late I’m already crying /j

[languid grove]

I didn’t have a gluestick and I was putting together a part of Gehe’s gift 💔

[gritty temple]

Macaroni art 🤤

[thin prairie]

Sending glue to you rn by throwing it really hard

[languid grove]

NUH UH

[burnt merlin]

Gluesticks kinda fell off I think

Like
They don't stick as much as they used to

[languid grove]

True

[gritty temple]

[thin prairie]

Because YOU kept eating it

Yes
YOU

[burnt merlin]

SHUSH

[indigo hull]

we all know the purple glue tastes the best

[gritty temple]

Twitter please work I’m begging you

[languid grove]

Twitter withdrawals 💔

[indigo hull]

bro why do you want twitter to work so bad?? 😭

[burnt merlin]

The yellow flavor is my personal favorite

[gritty temple]

Shaking and crying I need Twitter

[thin prairie]

Touch grass
The Fucking sun is out
EVEN IN THE DAMN UK

[burnt merlin]

Literally Arch rn

[gritty temple]

NOOOOO

[bleak warren]

the sun ain't out here

[languid grove]

Scented glue was a bad idea

[bleak warren]

cloudy as shit

[thin prairie]

TOUUUUCH GRASSSS YOU ASS

[thin prairie]

Well the clouds in the UK had to go somewhere

[gritty temple]

But I need art references

[thin prairie]

Pinterest

[burnt merlin]

From TWITTER???

of all places?

[gritty temple]

Pinterest isn’t good for some image reference tbh

[thin prairie]

It can be it just takes a while to get the stuff you want

[gritty temple]

Why would I wait by sifting through a bunch of generic stuff and AI when I could use Twitter

[thin prairie]

Because it's Twitter
GO OUTSIDE NOWWWWW

[gritty temple]

THERE’S NO COOL ART REFERENCE OUTSIDE HISSSS

[burnt merlin]

Clouds:

[indigo hull]

why not do both

touch grass and look at art refs

[thin prairie]

NATURE

[gritty temple]

I don’t wanna draw clouds I wanna draw my OC over and over because I love her

[indigo hull]

Draw her at Rorke's Drift then /j

[gritty temple]

Crush on my own OC means I cooked

[indigo hull]

starring Michael Caine

[thin prairie]

Draw your oc floating in the clouds like no one else

Other then saturo gojo of course

[gritty temple]

Heem heem whimper

[burnt merlin]

Make a machine that turns her into a real person and use her for references

Like back in the 19s

[gritty temple]

I WISH SHE WAS REAL UGH

I did do a photo edit once of an actor that looks a lot like her I’ll hafta find it !!

[obtuse marten]

Dude

I thought you were like 20 sum.

With the way you be BABYING ME

[thin prairie]

LMAO

[burnt merlin]

[obtuse marten]

COME TO FIND OUT YOU WERE BORN LIKE TWO MILLISECONDS BEFORE ME

[burnt merlin]

Cough cough 2 years cough cough

[obtuse marten]

SHUT UP ANIBUTT

[thin prairie]

Haha

[burnt merlin]

YOU SHUSH

[obtuse marten]

I'm gonna BEAT YOUR ASS

[burnt merlin]

Frickin born 1 fart before me

[gritty temple]

Posted it in #photos-and-videos AAAAAAA

[burnt merlin]

I'm gonna swing you around like a Looney tunes character

[obtuse marten]

You were born a shower ago

[burnt merlin]

By the ears

[obtuse marten]

I'm just going to wrestle you

[gritty temple]

My OC is my wife fr

[obtuse marten]

I'm big enough.

[obtuse marten]

Yumeland

[indigo hull]

ok let me introduce you to my best friend

Don Flamenco from Punch Out

[gritty temple]

Real!!! She does have a girlfriend though.,!,!

[obtuse marten]

[burnt merlin]

Ok we might be tied now

That or I lose instantly

[obtuse marten]

Depends

[gritty temple]

Hands so cold woighh..!!

[obtuse marten]

Can you lift 200 lbs

If you can't then you're dead on impact.

[burnt merlin]

Industrial sized space heater, go!1!

[gritty temple]

weeeeeeeee

[burnt merlin]

200 pounds? Isn't that a currency

[gritty temple]

Innit

[indigo hull]

who is Carl and why is it his Isle?

[thin prairie]

[burnt merlin]

AAAAH A BRITISH!1!

[languid grove]

PHAHAHAHA

To be fair at this point I just call everyone I know who is younger than me a fetus

[indigo hull]

based ngl

[thin prairie]

Can't I then use the same logic on you

[obtuse marten]

Weight

[languid grove]

[obtuse marten]

protobuttdudething.

[languid grove]

no… because I’m like old teenager but the people I’m talking about are like young teenagers

[bleak warren]

if i used this logic, you would all be fetus

[burnt merlin]

Why is the eu flag emoji blacklisted

[languid grove]

Okay but you have an excuse for that tbh

[obtuse marten]

I don't even get called a fetus I get called an embryo

[languid grove]

HELP

[indigo hull]

but you would be a fetus compared to Jimmy then

[burnt merlin]

I only understand kilograms RAAAAH

[bleak warren]

🤔 true

[indigo hull]

technically we are all fetus to Jimmy

[obtuse marten]

90 kilos.

[languid grove]

This glue isn’t coming off my skin very easily

[obtuse marten]

Eat it.

[languid grove]

No that’s bad for you dummy

[reef zealot]

weh

[obtuse marten]

Why.

[reef zealot]

tregg

[languid grove]

Because yo mama that’s why

[obtuse marten]

GAAASP

[bleak warren]

isn't there like a solvent for removing glue?

[obtuse marten]

FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEW

[bleak warren]

i seem to remember this

[languid grove]

Probably

[burnt merlin]

That's like
Almost twice my weight twinaling

[reef zealot]

there's like acetone or something idk

i could be making shit up

[obtuse marten]

Yeah dude if we fought irl you would be decimated.

Shattered upon impact even.

[reef zealot]

lmfao okay bro

didnt realize that's what was going on rn

[languid grove]

FACK YOU TOO

[obtuse marten]

EEEEEEEREEAAAAAAAAAAGHHH

[languid grove]

[bleak warren]

be like me chat

win by doing nothing

[burnt merlin]

Old?

[reef zealot]

i prefer to be gay and silly

[obtuse marten]

All I want is to live in a studio apartment with like 3 cats with cozy decor while I draw and do nothing.

[languid grove]

Old, blue and tall??

[reef zealot]

and go arf woof sometimes

[languid grove]

I’m not above throwing paws

[reef zealot]

why are we fighting

i aint do shit

[burnt merlin]

Rika's off the superglue again

[bleak warren]

the youth craves violence

they have not yet learned

[reef zealot]

superglueing her to the moon

[languid grove]

I would never throw paws against you

[reef zealot]

oh yay

[languid grove]

It’s that dumb ass TREY

[reef zealot]

nevermind about superglueing you t othe moon then

[bleak warren]

THE MOON

[languid grove]

If you superglue me to the moon I can’t say to Gehe I love you to the moon and back because I’ll be STUCK to it

[bleak warren]

no see but then when you get unstuck

you'll have made it to the moon and back

making your statement even more true

[reef zealot]

woa,,,

[burnt merlin]

Or you can just say to Pluto and back instead

[languid grove]

True…

[reef zealot]

me personally i love my wife to like

infinity and back,,,

[indigo hull]

I went to Beta Librae and back

[languid grove]

Infinity and beyond !!

[bleak warren]

i love my partners so much i'd literally slip into an endless depressive spiral without them

[reef zealot]

so fucking real

[languid grove]

So true

[indigo hull]

and i would be the same way

IF I HAD ONE

[gritty temple]

I love my partner too heh (he’s not real)

[languid grove]

Sometimes I feel like I’m gonna wake up and it’ll turn out mine isn’t real and I was just hallucinating

[bleak warren]

y'all who want someone will find someone

just takes time and patience

[languid grove]

Yup yup

[bleak warren]

if you rush you might make the wrong choice

[gritty temple]

Dating scares me

[reef zealot]

sometimes i feel like im gonna wake up and my gf will have realized she can do miles better than me

[urban valve]

Gah

[languid grove]

I literally thought I would never have an online relationship

But it just takes the right person

[reef zealot]

real

[gritty temple]

I am also not attractive enough to date but I can draw silly little bunny creatures

[bleak warren]

i would advise against those as a rule, but they have worked for me tbh. well some. the rest were the worst people ever

in summary, it's dangerous

[languid grove]

DON’T PUT YOURSELF DOWN LIKE THAT

[reef zealot]

real

[gritty temple]

Putting myself down is my middle name

[bleak warren]

well change it then

[reef zealot]

the first one in hindsight was kinda shit
now im in a much better one
and ive met her irl and spent time with her irl and it's awesome

[gritty temple]

Shaving the top of your head smh come here 🪒

[bleak warren]

you know what imma let you

cuz you're cool

[gritty temple]

WEEEEEE

[reef zealot]

wowa

[burnt merlin]

[indigo hull]

Howitzers, FIRE!

[languid grove]

Yeah just make sure you’ve known them for a long time at least, and even people like that could be hiding something so keep an open eye

[bleak warren]

i'm gonna go bald someday anyway my dad started losing his hair in his 30s

[reef zealot]

i aint gonna go bald

[olive flicker]

And you just grow scales instead

[reef zealot]

imma keep those luscious locks through sheer force of will

[urban valve]

I’m already bald

[languid grove]

We’ll get you a cunty community funded wig dw

[indigo hull]

i dont think male pattern baldness will be a problem for me

just my hair going white quicker than normal

[reef zealot]

anyways time for the fuckass math test

will report back later

[urban valve]

I have one tomorrow

Lowk scared 😱

[gritty temple]

Meow meow meow

[bleak warren]

one guy ended up being a habitual liar, one girl was supposedly poly and got jealous, and another girl ended up being "not like us"

i have made many mistakes

[indigo hull]

that sucks

[languid grove]

You have learned from them though and it wasn’t your fault at all
It just sadly teaches you to be more cautious

[bleak warren]

true

[indigo hull]

but we all have to make them at one point

[urban valve]

They not like us

[bleak warren]

and then Rika knows about one of my worst mistakes

he who must not be named

[languid grove]

I love how we treat him like Voldemort

[olive flicker]

I think many people know about that

[gritty temple]

Fear

[olive flicker]

[bleak warren]

i'm far too trusting of people sometimes

and i get taken advantage of for being kind

[gritty temple]

I always think I’m not and yet I’m the most easy to manipulate

[languid grove]

Yeah but they’re WEINERS

Only weiners take advantage of kind people

[olive flicker]

That guy probably dont got a nose

[gritty temple]

People being nice to me makes brain go “yaaay :)) weeeee” so it makes it very easy for me to fall for bad people

[urban valve]

Folk

[olive flicker]

Tell him I said that

[olive flicker]

Son

[languid grove]

I’m not even in contact with him Demon

[olive flicker]

If you ever are

[languid grove]

He’s been long gone

[indigo hull]

hopefully suffering in some form

[olive flicker]

Spread the word to people who were probably recently talking to them who just recently showed up

[burnt merlin]

I'm a little confused now

[gritty temple]

Server lore oooooooo

[burnt merlin]

X guy??

[olive flicker]

Yeah

[languid grove]

The only person who is in contact with him still left the server after showing up due to major drama or he was banned for the shit he said to me

[burnt merlin]

Something I know basically nothing about

[olive flicker]

Twitter guy

[burnt merlin]

The other X guy, I mean

[olive flicker]

Idk who thatd be

[gritty temple]

Post? Is that their name? I forgor

[languid grove]

No

[bleak warren]

yes, x guy, the scourge of jimmyvania

[gritty temple]

I see I see

[languid grove]

Maus, idc about naming him

[olive flicker]

[languid grove]

[olive flicker]

I cant say much about that guy

[bleak warren]

i didn't realize he left or was banned, but yeah he's still friends with x

[gritty temple]

I have a very poor memory so I remember their existence but nothing about them

[indigo hull]

can i steal this?

[languid grove]

He better be gone after all the shit he said to me

[olive flicker]

Oh Maus is gone
Yeah fuck Maus I hate that loser

[gritty temple]

I need lore drop (if it’s ok)

[dapper acorn]

Text 🗣🗣

[bleak warren]

ehh we don't need to talk about it too much i think

[languid grove]

We can’t talk about it

[gritty temple]

Okie !!

[olive flicker]

Was big friends with them and when I had drama with the other one, he got mad at me for no reason

[lethal sierra]

And I'm only now finding out about this shit?

[bleak warren]

oh. oh yeah that's true.

[gritty temple]

I should draw more hunmmmm

[dapper acorn]

im excited im getting skylanders again today

[languid grove]

I know I sound like such an asshole but genuinely he makes me so mad

[elfin wing]

understandably so

[bleak warren]

i think it's deserved

[gritty temple]

Pat pat

[bleak warren]

but let's talk about happier things yeah

[urban valve]

I want a hot tub

[olive flicker]

Nah I get it

[bleak warren]

like look rika your pookie is here

[indigo hull]

i've got one

[dapper acorn]

huh. ill always wonder what i missed

[olive flicker]

They're one of the 2 people ive seen recently that make me mad

[elfin wing]

homemade food is better than literally any other food imo

[urban valve]

Not for long

[lethal sierra]

I don't know what he did, barely even talked to him but he seemed decent at the time

[indigo hull]

i dont even use it

but it was my step-grandmother's

[languid grove]

well hello there

[olive flicker]

Gefartmeis and Rika?

Genuinely how did I not know this

[indigo hull]

Simon and Garfunkel

[elfin wing]

[bleak warren]

i miss my grandma's spaghetti so much. she passed about 10 years ago

[elfin wing]

yep, tomorrow marks one full month

[bleak warren]

nobody could re-create it

[olive flicker]

[dapper acorn]

forgot who these are is this like wallace and gromit

[elfin wing]

going to assume she did not have the recipe written down then

[indigo hull]

no the guys who wrote The Sound of Silence

[olive flicker]

LOVE IS AN IMPORTANT FACTOR IN MAKING FOOD

[languid grove]

The most obvious thing in the world

[bleak warren]

she was the type to be like "why would i write it down i'll remember"

and she did remember

[indigo hull]

based grandmother tbh

[olive flicker]

I'm BARELY here anymore you gotta remember that

[elfin wing]

yes but recipes are also pretty important

[indigo hull]

my great grandmother has an incredible biscuit recipe

[dapper acorn]

same

[indigo hull]

i need to learn it myself

[languid grove]

True…

[elfin wing]

fair, fair
I still say even if you can remember it, better to write it down at least once

[dapper acorn]

I was last here when the year started I think

[indigo hull]

i try to stay consistent with when chat is alive

[bleak warren]

she also was convinced she was never gonna die. she was like "death will have to drag me away kicking and screaming"

[indigo hull]

how old was she when she passed then?

sorry if thats overstepping

[elfin wing]

I suppose a teddy roosevelt mindset isn't the worst thing to have

am I thinking of the right guy

yeah i am

[indigo hull]

Then again he died relatively young even for his time

He was only 60 but then again he lived a hell of a life

[bleak warren]

i think she was 75

[indigo hull]

I think she earned it in a way

[bleak warren]

i think she was a year younger than grandpa and he passed two years before her

[gritty temple]

My grandma made fire greenbeans

The recipe should be simple but I’m not good at cooking so I’m not sure how exactly you do it

[indigo hull]

I don’t think there was much of an age gap between my paternal great grandparents

My great grandmother on my paternal grandmother’s side passed about four years or so after her husband

And he had cancer possibly related to Vietnam

[elfin wing]

the grandmas on both my mom's and dad's side have to be vampires istg

[elfin wing]

well, not my mom's side anymore

[indigo hull]

Regional dialects have been weird to me

The person I call my grandma is actually my great grandmother

My grandad’s mother and she’s as healthy as ever for being almost 85

[woven flicker]

I’ve returned

[languid grove]

My great grandmother is still alive since people in India have kids quite young

[elfin wing]

I have no idea when my grandma on my father's side had kids