general

[zinc frigate]

You cannot tell me mega scovillain couldn’t just be a evolution for scovillain

[dreamy knoll]

When was this?

[stark onyx]

I clicked the notification and it just opened discord into here

[drowsy bridge]

Bortle? Like the guy that made the scale for light pollution?

[stark onyx]

Like 30 seconds ago idk

Whatever you sent most recent 😭

[zinc frigate]

[stark onyx]

It was a video I think

[dreamy knoll]

I didnt ping u

[stark onyx]

Hm

[dreamy knoll]

🍪

[verbal anchor]

It was me Barry

[stark onyx]

Ahhh

[verbal anchor]

(It wasn't)

[stark onyx]

Bro 😭

[dreamy knoll]

Hey hey hey give me barry back

[verbal anchor]

Hey i saw the reverse flash opportunity and took it

[stark onyx]

What??

[verbal anchor]

Have you not seen that meme?

[stark onyx]

No I've seen the show tho

[verbal anchor]

I'll find some and dm you

[remote abyss]

THE REVERSE FLASH MEME

[woven flicker]

So bored…

[opaque merlin]

Hi guys

[zinc frigate]

Aaaagh why must my mind have so much going on in there?

[indigo hull]

you too?

i always come up with new things with no clue on how to execute them

[zinc frigate]

Oh normally I have that I’ve just been having lots of anxieties in there today

[indigo hull]

oh that sucks

[zinc frigate]

And dysphorias too and I wanna relax lol

This is my week off silence annoying brain

[indigo hull]

imagine two onions

heck imagine three onions

[light vessel]

🧅🧅🧅🧅4?

[indigo hull]

you have doomed us all

the onion gods are pissed

you overstepped the boundary

[light vessel]

Fine I’ll put one back

puts onion back

[ashen dagger]

Dw oomf ill do your brainwork

[zinc frigate]

Gurl I would never put this worry on you

[ashen dagger]

I genuinely do nothing all day

[indigo hull]

now im just imagining some miniature worker with a welder and a welding mask working on someone's head

[zinc frigate]

One big part of it is worrying that my dumbass is being an annoyance to my dnd party

[ashen dagger]

Yeah thats what goes on in my head

[zinc frigate]

I’ve noticed I usually complain a lot and will try to retract what I do when consequences happen

And I’m worried to even talk to my dm about it because what if I am being one

[ashen dagger]

I think you should at least talk to the dm about it

Maybe clear things up just in case

[violet coral]

Yall ever listened to Euphoria

Literally peak

[drowsy bridge]

By Kendrick?

[violet coral]

Ye

[drowsy bridge]

Peak

[neon slate]

Happy st. Patricks day. I am back and better then ever. Also I have taken a long break. So that is why and I have mental problems but I am back.

[lean oak]

Peak

[opaque merlin]

Hope everyone has had a wonderful St Patrick's day

[lean oak]

Well its good but I overplayed it

[urban valve]

grgrgrhrhdsf

[woven flicker]

Rib

[urban valve]

yo

[woven flicker]

Hru

[upbeat copper]

Aughhh my old lady bones

[urban valve]

breathing

[upbeat copper]

Ive only been driving all day

[dreamy knoll]

[violet coral]

I listened to it for the first time today and I have now listened to it like 20 times

[opaque merlin]

Well I pulled a 12 hour shift today so I feel you

[violet coral]

That and Meet the Grams

[upbeat copper]

Woaaaaawoaaawoa aughhhhh dizzy

[dreamy knoll]

Bleeh

[upbeat copper]

[upbeat copper]

Not good to be dizzy while behind the wheel

[woven flicker]

Biting you

[woven flicker]

🫗

[upbeat copper]

Owie not nice

[woven flicker]

Biting you again

[upbeat copper]

HEY

Mean

[verbal anchor]

You!

[dreamy knoll]

Dim sim time dino

[woven flicker]

AGAIN

[upbeat copper]

AHHH! HENLO

[verbal anchor]

Haii

[woven flicker]

Biting you

[verbal anchor]

Gasp

[upbeat copper]

My foot hurts from holding down the gas pedal

[woven flicker]

What

[upbeat copper]

I've been driving all day

I just drove through Dumas (dumbass) Arkansas

[bleak warren]

isn't that all of arkansas

[urban valve]

ark kansas

[upbeat copper]

Yeah but there's a town named Dumas

And the next town over is Mitchville

So it's Dumas mitchville

[urban valve]

i stubbed my roe

it rucking rurts

[bleak warren]

ruh roh

[light vessel]

Reehehehehehe

[zinc frigate]

[drowsy bridge]

I wish I was like a foot taller

6’11 would be so fire

Collect my pages

[faint olive]

Hello peoples

[drowsy bridge]

Also I’ve seen a decent amount of people here in Japan that are like chest height

[drowsy bridge]

[ashen dagger]

You best be working your best autumn

[drowsy bridge]

I dislike mildly warm temperatures for some reason

[urban valve]

je in mapan

[drowsy bridge]

I like it when it’s either hot or cold

[drowsy bridge]

Same

[faint olive]

whuh

[urban valve]

upugiugdwpiuag something interesting should happen

[faint olive]

???

[astral furnace]

???

[tired temple]

Why am I craving an egg salad taco

[bleak warren]

that exists?

[left sierra]

...Huh?

I mean, egg salad I find if made right slaps, but as a taco?

[urban valve]

sounds like a party in ur stomach

that explodes

[light vessel]

What the hell am I doing

[tired temple]

I’ve had sandwiches before and they’re always real good

My egg salad ones

[left sierra]

Egg salad sandwiches yes.
Taco, maybe, depends how you wrap it.
But have you seen the ice cream taco?

[light vessel]

Chaco taco

[left sierra]

That, but homemade

[light vessel]

Fire

want to know what else is fire

[left sierra]

It's almost that season too.
April leading into the good weather.

[drowsy bridge]

I love this song but the beat drop is so ass😭

[light vessel]

“Genshin impact is an open world RPG”

🤣

[drowsy bridge]

Like it eventually makes up for it but there’s a solid 10 seconds where I’m disappointed

[light vessel]

Let me guess

“Love and a smoking gun”

[wheat igloo]

Ice cream taco?

[ashen dagger]

Goodness is that a wren

[left sierra]

Check food for what I mean

[wheat igloo]

Noelle!

[ashen dagger]

Hruu

[wheat igloo]

I'm all good, been doing okay. What about you girlie?

[woven flicker]

Biting you

[ashen dagger]

Im. Yeah.
Got bootcamp for the navy tomorrow

Wouldve gotten their today, IF MY FUCKING FLIGHT WASNT DELAYED SEVEN TIMES AND MOVED GATES

[wheat igloo]

[ashen dagger]

Anyways there might also just be a high chance i just dont make it through even week one

[woven flicker]

What did I miss?

[ashen dagger]

Due to tests upon arrival

[wheat igloo]

NAVY? Damn, I've known you for quite some time now then.
Also yeah, that sucks.

[tired temple]

I’m good at helping with schoolwork just ask autumn prime

Aka hydro

[ashen dagger]

I wouldnt be here, if the job market wasnt blacklisting me

[ashen dagger]

Its medical tests

[tired temple]

Good luck

[ashen dagger]

And overall ass

[wheat igloo]

Good luck then.

[ashen dagger]

I just gotta hope i get somehow discharged
I genuinely do not want this path and apparently i have more then enough grounds to be discharged

[autumn sorrel]

Oof, what happened?

[faint olive]

Whuz going on?

[acoustic sinew]

Meow meow mrrp meow meow mrrp nya nya meow mrrp meow meow

[wheat igloo]

I had enough reasons to be discharged, they still held me onto the military. It was brief though.

I don't recommend this experience anyways.

[autumn sorrel]

Pluh

[faint olive]

Pluh

Damn autocorrect

[bleak warren]

🔌 plug

[faint olive]

Touche.

Oh yeah

St. Patrick’s day

I honestly kinda forgot about it at times

[ashen dagger]

Yeah i can get why

Swaps mentioned some of his experience with me in dms

[wheat igloo]

[ashen dagger]

Also im like

90% sure im gonna be one of the two people on this flight

Genuinely theres like no one here

It would be reeaaally funny if this flight got delayed again within the next hour

Oh it got quicker. Its now just under 4 am instead of like 4:30 arrival

[faint olive]

Oh I’ve heard about the whole flight situation (are you talking about that or no)

[ashen dagger]

Yeah

Its almost like i said flight in the past few messages

[faint olive]

Yeah my bad

[potent gorge]

The fact Jimmys intro isn't "What's up guys, JimmyHere" is criminal and it always has been

Alright back to hibernation (jesus I haven't spoken in here in over a year and a quarter)

[faint olive]

That’s because Jimmy is secretly Tyler Ninja Blevins

[autumn sorrel]

W H A T

[stiff grove]

I just looked at the server after so long and this the first thing I saw

[woven flicker]

Gn eveyone

[light vessel]

Good night Omar

[light vessel]

You mean Richard Tyler Blevins?

That’s Ninjas actual full name

[dreamy knoll]

[bleak warren]

hihi

[faint olive]

lol

[dreamy knoll]

Pats for the dragon mod

[faint olive]

I always thought it was Tyler ninja Blevins

[bleak warren]

thank u

[dreamy knoll]

🍪

[verbal anchor]

Thats cause it is Tyler

Well

Both tyler and Richard

[potent gorge]

Holy fuck

[potent gorge]

WAIT HOLD ON

FIRST JIMMYS NAME ISNT JIMMY
AND NOW TYLER NINJA BLEVINS NAME ISNT TYLER????????

[light vessel]

Tyler is ninja’s middle name

[faint olive]

Jimmys real name is Tyler

[potent gorge]

I know lol

[light vessel]

I can’t wait until tomorrow

[light vessel]

Nope it’s his middle name

[frosty prism]

first time here, judt burped

[south raven]

Boo

[frosty prism]

youre old

[south raven]

I consider 70 old

[frosty prism]

I consider you old

[undone cypress]

smudge is 900 years old

[south raven]

Good for you, anything else of note?

Maybe something worth my time?

[frosty prism]

yeah i got drinkd

[undone cypress]

the creature featuring the creature

fuck wait i got it wrong

[faint olive]

How is she?

[south raven]

[undone cypress]

idk

[bleak warren]

idk

[south raven]

idk either I'll have to ask her

[faint olive]

idk

[light vessel]

I’m telling on you

[undone cypress]

the fuck did i do 💔

[frosty prism]

how does Joe Swanson famy guy drive with wheelchair ?

[light vessel]

Smudge is not 900

[faint olive]

Hmmmm

[frosty prism]

leg no pedal?

[light vessel]

smudge is at least between 20-30

[undone cypress]

youre no fun ted

[elfin wing]

i broke ultrakill again

[faint olive]

Wheelchair taste better than pedal

[undone cypress]

i was making a joke

[light vessel]

how could you make yourself?

[bleak warren]

close enough

[frosty prism]

leg just hang there and dingle dangle like wet pool noodle though

[bleak warren]

hey man, that's not nice

[light vessel]

My bad

I’m sorry @undone cypress

[undone cypress]

hush
im not in mood for those jokes

[south raven]

People in wheelchairs can actually drive

They have specialized tools

[undone cypress]

this fever is fucking with me mentally

[south raven]

As long as you can still use your hands

[frosty prism]

I couldn't drive when I was in a wheelchair

[bleak warren]

they can do hand controls for brake and gas yeah

[frosty prism]

yeah I was 4 but so what?

[undone cypress]

KJHITUYGFGRDGYJHIUKOL;'

sorry i died

[south raven]

Dying is bad for you

[ashen dagger]

UGH can this FUCKING plane get here ANY faster

[frosty prism]

👍

[light vessel]

Actually thinking about it now Smudge might be 1000 years old

[south raven]

This may effect the trout population

[faint olive]

Did you know that if you die you’re not alive

[undone cypress]

this will greatly affect fishing season

[frosty prism]

wrong, I died and came back willy afton style

[undone cypress]

willy

[light vessel]

“I always come back” ahh text

[frosty prism]

on some rs idk if i can die

[faint olive]

why do you think so

[light vessel]

You don’t think…you just do

[frosty prism]

many close calls and a LOT more attempts at my own hands

[light vessel]

-KPR Ted’s famous last words before he died

[frosty prism]

gave up, figured id just persue philosophy

whoever just pregnant reacted me is getting poked in the eyes

[faint olive]

I gotta go to sleep rn

[light vessel]

Gn

[faint olive]

See yall

[frosty prism]

ok im gonna go back to the moss

[light vessel]

I’m also going to go to bed

[frosty prism]

later

[light vessel]

good night

[edgy leaf]

Snuts

[undone cypress]

what

[edgy leaf]

I'm new idk

[frosty prism]

are you tranz

[opaque oak]

Interesting conversation starter

[undone cypress]

yes

you'd be surprised at the amount of trans girliez here

[undone cypress]

speak of the devil

[zinc frigate]

Hello it is I, Jane transwoman

[undone cypress]

NO WAY

[drowsy bridge]

When will this train start moving bruh😭

[zinc frigate]

I am here to throw estrogen at you

[undone cypress]

yay

[opaque oak]

When the wheels move

[drowsy bridge]

It still looks like soap😭

[zinc frigate]

🫳 💨

[undone cypress]

ow

[urban valve]

woah

[edgy leaf]

Huh?

[opaque oak]

I’m not wrong

[undone cypress]

big bricks

[edgy leaf]

Dig Bicks

[urban valve]

rlly

[verbal anchor]

Riib. Sleep.

[urban valve]

i want to but im stinky and haven't showered since yesterday

[verbal anchor]

Then shower

[urban valve]

but minecraft

im flying around my mob farm

[ashen dagger]

Im throwing large doses of E at you

[zinc frigate]

Nuh uh while you weren’t looking I snuck up behind you and put tons of estrogen straight into that water you are drinking right now

and diagnosed you with adhd and autism

[ashen dagger]

Oh my goobness
So caring
If only i didn't put more estrogen in your drink too

[zinc frigate]

you what

[ashen dagger]

Genuinely i might have at least one of those

[zinc frigate]

[ashen dagger]

My leg bounces almost a lot

[zinc frigate]

either is enough for your circumstances im pretty damn sure

[ashen dagger]

Im just saying in general

[ashen dagger]

[zinc frigate]

makes sense tho most people here do

[ashen dagger]

Yeah. Then again you can really look at my mannerisms and youll see a pattern

Especially with school
"Gifted" kid at first

Burnt out trans girl now

[zinc frigate]

oh yeah you got autism

[bleak warren]

welcome to the team

[autumn sorrel]

I found out I'm so smart, I'm getting special education

[zinc frigate]

gifted kid to burnt out trans girl pipeline usually means autism

[ashen dagger]

Yesh

Especially since i also just, never study and i still stay winning

[autumn sorrel]

R E A L

[zinc frigate]

i was the dumbass child to burnt out trans girl pipeline, i was never actually gifted i was always dumb

[burnt merlin]

This all oddly sounds like how I am

[ashen dagger]

No youre so smart and so cool autumn

[burnt merlin]

Only??? Tf autocorrect

-# typo counter: 406

[frosty prism]

break core is a giveaway lol fw tho me too sis

[zinc frigate]

to you who reacted cap i legit almost failed classes as a kid, and continued such to now where i have failed in college

[autumn sorrel]

So?
Doesn't mean your dumb

[ashen dagger]

Ok well i might jinx this

But hey my plane hasnt been delayed for a few hours now

[zinc frigate]

damn

[undone cypress]

hytgfdvb

oughhhhhhhhhhh

still sick

[ashen dagger]

Although we still dont have someone manning the desk for our gate sooo lol

[undone cypress]

WHY AM I BEING BOMBED

[zinc frigate]

oh

[autumn sorrel]

Oh where u goin

[ashen dagger]

But hey at least i didnt have to be IN bootcamp and staying up all night

[peak sentinel]

no reason

[edgy leaf]

What's some good anime suggestions?

I'm bored

[undone cypress]

idk i dont watch anime

[zinc frigate]

true

[ashen dagger]

Although it would be reaaaallly funny if for no reason whatsoever that the plane gets delayed for the eight time!!!

[frosty prism]

is it valid for me to drop out of high school if im a "genius" by normal ppl standards

[peak sentinel]

Gachiakuta

[zinc frigate]

... damn

[zinc frigate]

dont drop out. just dont

[autumn sorrel]

I speak Japanese, but I don't watch anime or read manga

[ashen dagger]

Its not gonna happen
But idk, time will tell

[edgy leaf]

@peak sentinel I'll look at it

[frosty prism]

dawg I got a year and a half before im worm food and I wanna spend that with my family

[zinc frigate]

it will be so hard to get a job if you dont got a highschool diploma, or at least graduated

[zinc frigate]

i still am wishing you luck, i am throwing every ounce of luck i have at you rn girlie

[autumn sorrel]

Same here

You'll make it

[zinc frigate]

if i could id pick you up, give a to navy, take you home and make you cozy rn

[ashen dagger]

Ty girlypop
But with how my nights been, thats gonna get worse

[ashen dagger]

Ms maam you probably could easily just like actually legit pick me up pick me up

[zinc frigate]

probably i can carry my german shepards lol

[ashen dagger]

How much do they weigh

[zinc frigate]

like the heaviest is 70+

i dont rember

i can literally pick her up and carry her around (needed she is a scaredy pup)

[peak sentinel]

why is there a semi-truck glaring its high beams into my window wtf

[zinc frigate]

ew high beams on a truck

[ruby zealot]

Hi shadow

[peak sentinel]

I’m trying not to be blind right before bed thank you

[ruby zealot]

Hi hydrogen

[zinc frigate]

hi

[ashen dagger]

Oh yeah you may have a liiiittle trouble picking me up at first, but youll get the hang of it

[ruby zealot]

Hi stroms

[ashen dagger]

Hi

[zinc frigate]

i bet i could do it

[ashen dagger]

Most likely, overall im still pretty light

[peak sentinel]

that shit’s in the driveway behind my house and the fucker is facing DIRECTLY AT MY WINDOW

[edgy leaf]

Damn

[zinc frigate]

i like being able to carry heavy things but get rid of the physical arm muscles

[peak sentinel]

nevermind the lights are gone

[ashen dagger]

This girlypop strong under her feminine look

[zinc frigate]

i do not look feminine lol, wish i did

[autumn sorrel]

I have the legs, then my torso betrays me

[peak sentinel]

my whole body is a traitor

[edgy leaf]

Looks feminine enough

[ashen dagger]

You WILL

[zinc frigate]

one day yes

[ashen dagger]

And ill make SURE you do, do you hear me ms maam

[peak sentinel]

even though before I came out as transfem people at work constantly called me ma’am

[autumn sorrel]

Wowzers

[peak sentinel]

like, are they the fucking lisan al-gaib, do they have foresight

[zinc frigate]

bro a kid at my work said my hair looks like a girl and i tried to be like "its fine" to her mother trying to apologize, and i was so happy underneath lmao

[edgy leaf]

I have long hair and people think I'm a girl

[ashen dagger]

Ok legit why is my plane not having any more delays what the fuck

[peak sentinel]

I told my chosen name to a customer and they said it was a beautiful name and it made me really happy

[frosty prism]

dw i hardly even look human

[ashen dagger]

Im just short and i get mistaken for a kid

Im like 5'7"

[peak sentinel]

same

[undone cypress]

ive always had my hair long since i was a drooling chudlet

[frosty prism]

grow 1 foot please.

[ashen dagger]

I will beat you

[zinc frigate]

how do you get mistaken for being a kid at that height??

thats like average girl height and close to average boy height

[peak sentinel]

my parents essentially kept giving me buzz cuts every other week and now they’re throwing hissy fits because I’m growing it out now and they can’t do anything about it

[zinc frigate]

i think

[frosty prism]

please do i need more agony

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[frosty prism]

beep

[ruby zealot]

[ashen dagger]

I slouch

[narrow atlas]

There are some tall ass kids now a days

[edgy leaf]

Im 5'6

[ruby zealot]

True

[zinc frigate]

hah mine hate me growing it out, and yet i look way better with long hair

[narrow atlas]

I knew a guy who was like 5’10 when he was 9. Dude was a giant

[zinc frigate]

i do need to figure out how to style it

[ashen dagger]

MY PLANE GOT FUCKING CANCELLED

LMFAAAOOOOOOOOO

[zinc frigate]

it really is a sign

[peak sentinel]

same, if I have short hair my big ass forehead is on display for all to see

[frosty prism]

not in THAT way

[zinc frigate]

i guess you get to go home and go get autism diagnosis so you dont even have to go in the first place

[ashen dagger]

Giiiirl i genuinely dont even know what the FUCK IM SUPPOSED TO DO NOW

[peak sentinel]

and since I’m starting to develop hair loss that fuckass hairline is getting pushed back

[zinc frigate]

genuinely like call someone and i think you just go home??? idfk

[narrow atlas]

TED GILL IS IN CHARGE OF SUBNAUTICA AGAIN LETS FUCKING GO

[zinc frigate]

hopefully this means you get a delayed ship out date, meaning go get an autism and adhd test

[urban valve]

Gill

[peak sentinel]

ironic name

[ruby zealot]

Grill

[urban valve]

Bill

[undone cypress]

chill

[narrow atlas]

Krafton also is now mandated by courts to give their 250 million dollar payout with a 9 month extension on the deadline for unknown worlds

[proper crest]

Bwaaa

[ruby zealot]

Will

[undone cypress]

smith

[ruby zealot]

Hi geese

[urban valve]

Hill

[narrow atlas]

With Ted gill back we don’t have to worry about Ai ruining subnautica 2, and he they can drop the early access for subnautica 2 whenever they want

I am so unbelievably happy rn

[proper crest]

Hi
Hi
Hi
Hru

[ashen dagger]

Yeah

[ruby zealot]

Just woke up you?

[urban valve]

Aarly eccess

[edgy leaf]

I'm waiting for subnautica 2

[peak sentinel]

is anyone else excited for Dune part 3 or is it just me

[urban valve]

I want uh

[zinc frigate]

i will also say, super illegal that if you mentioned you suspect you have them to your recruiter for him not to get you tested so just know that one

[proper crest]

The full stop was ominous
We ok
:3
We got so many chips

[urban valve]

Mario movie

[autumn sorrel]

Mawio

[frosty prism]

fish breath:

[autumn sorrel]

Fih

[peak sentinel]

I remember a marine or army recruiter i don’t remember at my school just straight up said I couldn’t join because I had taken medication within the last year

[frosty prism]

get it

because gills

[urban valve]

I like mullets

[undone cypress]

go to the thrift store its where the heat is at!!
the heat:

[ruby zealot]

Oh shit invincible season 4 is dropping today

[zinc frigate]

wtf???

i mean im glad i cannot be recruited, im like a landmine for them to not accept me'

[autumn sorrel]

The difference between my wardrobe is crazy.
I have stuff like skirts, Thigh highs, collars, and then I also have a fih shirt

[urban valve]

Dude

[peak sentinel]

fuck forgot to mention it was meds for mental health

[ruby zealot]

I'm not that lucky tbh

[autumn sorrel]

And a "erm, what the sigma" shirt my mom got me

[zinc frigate]

im queer, diabetic, probably autistic, adhd

out of shape

[frosty prism]

why would you wanna die for the usa

[peak sentinel]

this was before it went to shit recently

[edgy leaf]

I got back problems at a young age

[peak sentinel]

also very low point in my life where I had very little options

[proper crest]

We uh
We ball
(We cannot recruited either bc asthma and queer, which they don’t really care about)

[frosty prism]

boss, the only option i got is death and even im not dying for the states

[peak sentinel]

now a military career is much closer to the bottom of my list

[autumn sorrel]

Just hit respawn smh

[zinc frigate]

i have some breathing issue that isnt asthma either lol

[ashen dagger]

Mmm

[edgy leaf]

I wonder what happens after death

[autumn sorrel]

Speaking of job, I drew corn (THE FOOD) for my most recent monstized art piece

[frosty prism]

who knows, who cares? we live now, thats what matters

[proper crest]

Mhm
The thing is they also won’t recruit us because technically we are a sociopath and they don’t let us into the army which is good

[zinc frigate]

[proper crest]

[urban valve]

You need to stop.

[autumn sorrel]

Moving on

[zinc frigate]

honestly i wouldnt want to be in the military anyways, i have a lot of better things to do

[proper crest]

Korn
Oooahahah

[zinc frigate]

not the place

[edgy leaf]

Korn is good

[autumn sorrel]

Anyway, I'm glad to have a decent and stable job as a fast food worker

[frosty prism]

I just dont wanna share a space with someone that does

[proper crest]

XD
Fair

[peak sentinel]

I only ever considered it when it felt like I had no other options
Luckily I’m not in that spot anymore

[zinc frigate]

hey thats good

[peak sentinel]

also even if I did join they probably would have kicked me out by now

[bleak warren]

if anyone did, they wouldn't be allowed to talk about it here

[frosty prism]

I just wanna play it safe

[bleak warren]

you can play it safe by not mentioning it at all

[zinc frigate]

true

[frosty prism]

nick eh 30 would not condone such material

[peak sentinel]

who

[bleak warren]

we don't condone it either

and it's not his server anyway

[urban valve]

I say we talk about sunshine and lollipops

[autumn sorrel]

This is not a place for that subject

[frosty prism]

can we talk about beer here (genuine question)

[peak sentinel]

I say we block the sun and destroy the Dawnguard— oh wait this isn’t Skyrim

[edgy leaf]

@frosty prism yeah

[autumn sorrel]

🎵sunshine lollipops, and, rainbows da da da~🎶

[peak sentinel]

anyways it’s almost 2 AM I’m gonna fuck off now

[bleak warren]

yeah sure, you can talk about beer

[urban valve]

Beer horse

[south lynx]

beer is good, beer is good, beer is good, and stuff

[urban valve]

Who has it

[autumn sorrel]

Beer, it's bad for you

[edgy leaf]

What's your favorite beer

[urban valve]

Please tell me someone has the emoji 🙏

[ashen dagger]

Lowkey i havent sent moo in a while

[frosty prism]

(f word) you i use my whole liver

[bleak warren]

i was the one with beer horse

[ashen dagger]

[zinc frigate]

unleashed demoocracy

[frosty prism]

thats wine

[urban valve]

and you don’t have nitro 😔

[ashen dagger]

Demoocracy for the sillies

[urban valve]

Shucks

[edgy leaf]

I say ultra is pretty good

[bleak warren]

nah, i'd rather not give them my money for that

[ashen dagger]

Anyways i love being at an airport for almost 13 hours and getting the flight cancelled

[autumn sorrel]

Aww maaan XwX

[frosty prism]

chat should I go grab another beer

[autumn sorrel]

NO

[edgy leaf]

Yeah

[autumn sorrel]

N O

[zinc frigate]

the universe itself said dont go

[frosty prism]

hey if im gonna be terminally ill im gonna be happy and terminally ill

[edgy leaf]

Drink one for me

[urban valve]

Orbs is making them go bankrupt ngl

[ashen dagger]

Genuinely yeah

[autumn sorrel]

(jk, do what you'd like, but id advise against it)

[undone cypress]

ehhhh

its underwhelming

[ashen dagger]

Zawg i have seen maybe TWO orbs offers

[bleak warren]

was typing the same thing

[urban valve]

Mobile or pc?

[frosty prism]

your advice falls on deaf ears

[ashen dagger]

Mobile

[zinc frigate]

i will say for sure go get an autism and adhd test tomorrow and tell the army people the results

[autumn sorrel]

Thanks for sharing a braincell wit me :3

[urban valve]

That’s why

[edgy leaf]

@frosty prism what's your favorite beer

[frosty prism]

ok i gotta be dead silent otherwise my parents will get mad

[urban valve]

There’s none on mobile. A lot of them happen to be on computer

[zinc frigate]

all my profile stuff is from orbs

[frosty prism]

brb

[bleak warren]

the whole chat has 1 and has to throw it like a football to the others

[ashen dagger]

Am i just poor then

[autumn sorrel]

X3
That genuinely made me laugh out loud

[ashen dagger]

Yeah im sure if i bring up the idea of the tests at bootcamp theyll surely know

[zinc frigate]

if youre delayed which your flight is canceled you likely are delayed go do it with the time you got still at home

[autumn sorrel]

Jokes on them:
I already got diagnosed

[urban valve]

I have a foot rest under my desk and I feel like a chud because I have to slip down so far in my seat to reach it

[ashen dagger]

Probably, dunno how that all works unfortunately

[zinc frigate]

for the delay idfk contact someone from the navy if you havent yet

for the diagnosis, find a specialist nearby and theyll help you out

[frosty prism]

modelo

[edgy leaf]

Good choice

[zinc frigate]

idk how the tests work i never had them

[ashen dagger]

Well the thing is, is like. Its almost TWO AM, theyre most likely asleep. And i have no idea how the process will be going

Hell im just here at the airport for WHAT now

[autumn sorrel]

I feel your pain

[zinc frigate]

still call someone, leave a voicemail and say whats happening

[urban valve]

It’s always so hot in my room

79 degrees because my pc was on

[autumn sorrel]

Well duh, because you're in there

Stay slayin'

[bleak warren]

[autumn sorrel]

NOT IN A FLIRTY WAY

[urban valve]

I’m going to sleep

Flip that

[bleak warren]

can we just not call other people hot please

[autumn sorrel]

My bad 😔

I won't, but I meant it as like a "yass gurly u got this" kinda thing

[urban valve]

Even so im 16 homesauce and nobody uses it that way

[autumn sorrel]

On second thought, ILL go you can stay. I'll do the walk of shame

[zinc frigate]

and if youre not delayed just bring it up when you get there, they have to test you im pretty damn sure

[proper gyro]

who messes with fortnite, lore or gameplay, dont matter

[frosty prism]

mmm capri sun

[edgy leaf]

@frosty prism I've got one

[frosty prism]

yeah whatever this means

[edgy leaf]

mmm bud light

[ashen dagger]

Alright i left two voicemails, i just. Dunno how im gonna get back

[bleak warren]

jimmy's pointing at something and pogging, i'd assume it's a positive reaction

[proper gyro]

yeah

[zinc frigate]

call your parents if you can and explain to them what happened

[frosty prism]

oh my god reading the word "pogging" made me physically recoil

[ashen dagger]

They're definitely not gonna answer, theyre absolutely asleep by now but i could probably try?

[edgy leaf]

mmm Modelo

[bleak warren]

not very pogchamp of you

[proper gyro]

its a reference to a Soyjack

[frosty prism]

@bleak warren you officially caused a reaction nobody else has. congratulations

[zinc frigate]

you can try ye, im sure theyll answer

[proper gyro]

🇲🇽 ?

[edgy leaf]

Idk

[frosty prism]

genuinely id kill for modelo rn

all I got is Miller Lite

[ashen dagger]

Nah they weren't awake

[zinc frigate]

shit then idk what to do then

[edgy leaf]

I want an ultra rn bruh

[frosty prism]

@ashen dagger if it means anything I wish you good luck

ok im out, later

[proper gyro]

id kill for vbucks to be normally priced rn

[edgy leaf]

I'm glad I quit that game

@frosty prism what's your taste in women

[stark onyx]

You're flight got delayed again?

[ashen dagger]

Cancelled

[bleak warren]

they even cancelling airplanes now

[dreamy knoll]

🍪

[bleak warren]

i didn't think fast enough

[verbal anchor]

Hi Smudge!

[bleak warren]

hello

[dreamy knoll]

You

[verbal anchor]

Me!

[proper gyro]

it's because the rock has come back to play The Foundation next season, and we all know how much his contract is

[dreamy knoll]

Hallo

[verbal anchor]

Haii!!

[dreamy knoll]

Sorry smudge but u been cookie'd

[verbal anchor]

The vbucks went up cause they're going bankrupt lol

[dreamy knoll]

Hru

[bleak warren]

😔 i accept my fate

[verbal anchor]

Not cause the rock

[verbal anchor]

Well i got denied the job so that sucks. But i applied somewhere else

[dreamy knoll]

It came with cookies atleast

[proper gyro]

his contract is priced at 20-25 million dollars

[verbal anchor]

Ok? Still not cause of him

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah welcome to the job market

[verbal anchor]

They've been going bankrupt for awhile

[proper gyro]

thats the min, we dont know if he priced it higher

[dreamy knoll]

Its more what they been saying and doing to fortnite thats got people leaving

[steady owl]

[dreamy knoll]

You guess wut

[verbal anchor]

Go to bed

[steady owl]

I’m at work

[verbal anchor]

Little work nap

[steady owl]

It’s 2pm and I’m at work

[proper gyro]

maybe

[dreamy knoll]

Ah that side of oz

[upbeat copper]

I wanna hold my boyfriends like dolls and spin them around in the rain

[proper gyro]

wait nvm i gotta reread that message

i skimmed it a lil

[steady owl]

No I’m eating a late lunch. I missed my lunch because of a meeting

[raw ravine]

does anyone have the bald jimmy edit

[steady owl]

Who?

Who that

[verbal anchor]

You too. Go sleep

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah no they been praising ai and also making some bad updates to fortnite and didn't update stw for years

[upbeat copper]

I'm driving

[dreamy knoll]

Drive faster god damn

[bleak warren]

????

[steady owl]

You better not

[upbeat copper]

IM DRIVING CROSS COUNTRY ITS GONNA FUCKING TAKE A WHILE

[bleak warren]

get off the damn phone you're driving

ffs

[upbeat copper]

Shh I'm getting gas

[stable lintel]

and? what does that have to do with sleeping? rest is important

[dreamy knoll]

Get gas faster

[upbeat copper]

I'm gonna explode you

[elfin wing]

I love bugfinding in games

[left sierra]

As someone who did a beta test for a game, ooooh yeah

[dreamy knoll]

Not if i explode dr pepper factories

[upbeat copper]

[dreamy knoll]

Be glad i aint going for haggis (now thats a war crime)

[upbeat copper]

You LIKE haggis

[left sierra]

You have option A, B, and C. Which do you-

I CHOOSE D, PHASE THROUGH THIS WALL BECAUSE OF THIS WEIRD THREE STEP SEQUENCE!

[bleak warren]

oh shit

billy knows wall jutsu

[ember condor]

Happy St. Patrick’s Day to everyone

[upbeat copper]

I gotta get back on the road now bye guys

[steady owl]

Smudge what are you panicking about?? Just ban them smh

[elfin wing]

i mean yeah you could do that or you could just walk backwards and fall through a hole in the floor

[dreamy knoll]

Ik still dont test me

[bleak warren]

huh what ban who

[steady owl]

Wall phasing is like against the rules

[bleak warren]

no???

that's nowhere in the TOS

besides, Billy is chill

[dreamy knoll]

I ate it thats why

[steady owl]

Then what the fuck was that TOS I read

[bleak warren]

that wasn't discord, it was datcord

[left sierra]

I have an idea based on that image alone.

[steady owl]

Surely being 3 dimensional is banned on discord too though, right?

[bleak warren]

never saw anything about that

[steady owl]

FUCK

[upbeat copper]

Driving in my car right after a beer

Hey that bump is shaped like a deer

[steady owl]

The scary thing is I believe you

[left sierra]

I'm gonna just shove Billy into the fridge, title it 'Chilly Billy'

[left sierra]

Or the freezer... freezer makes more sense.

[proper crest]

The cold

[frosty prism]

dui?

[upbeat copper]

HOW ABOUT YOU DIE /lyrics

[proper crest]

Ehehehe

[dreamy knoll]

You ok?

[dreamy knoll]

🍪

[proper crest]

Veeem
Hru

[upbeat copper]

Nooo too much milk give kitty tummy ache

[dreamy knoll]

Getting sorted for uni

[proper crest]

Good luck :3

[steady owl]

Holy shit apparently the far lands existed even in the legacy versions of Minecraft console, we just never knew because of the world border and the endless ocean of despair

That’s really neat

[left sierra]

Far lands do be the fancy things

[upbeat copper]

Endless ocean of despair will haunt my nightmares

[left sierra]

Endless Ocean of Despair.
Vs.
The Far Lands.

There is absolutely no contest on who wins this debate.

[upbeat copper]

Endless ocean of despair soloes

I should probably not be on my phone rn

[zinc frigate]

aaaagh trying to code a script to make the boss reposition and its not going well

[autumn sorrel]

Script? Like java?

[upbeat copper]

[zinc frigate]

nah GDscript

[autumn sorrel]

Niiice

[zinc frigate]

trying to figure out how to make them reposition for a few ranged attacks, the lazer beam would be cool

[elfin wing]

I learned a bit of js and it's honestly not hard
won't say what I learned it for though

[autumn sorrel]

I'm tryna make a game, but my coding skills are ahh

[upbeat copper]

No autumn hug?

[zinc frigate]

[upbeat copper]

[zinc frigate]

mine are fine im just trying to figure out how to do this right

[steady owl]

A dream of mine has always been to make a Minecraft world where, the further you go out, the more updated the chunks are. 0, 0 would be version 1.0, and it would go up by 0.1 every thousand blocks, though be the last version of that update, like the 1.21 segment would be 1.21.11

[upbeat copper]

Alright I gotta lock in I can barely see the road rn

Bye guys

[autumn sorrel]

Oh mai gash

driving in my truck, right after a beer-

[steady owl]

As for the new content drop thing they’re doing, it would be like 1000 blocks = 1 year worth of updates. All 4 seasonal drops

[steady owl]

Autumn! Have you seen the dm I sent a little bit ago?

4 days ago

[zinc frigate]

ye i appreciate it a lot, but i wanna try and do it solo first and if i struggle a lot on one of those then i commit theft

i found a latios rift tonight tho lol i can hunt that one

[steady owl]

All good! If you want to do trade evo’s, I found either centre of Zone 20 or the Hyper Lumiouse can spawn them, so that’s a good way of getting them solo

I found a shiny Slowking in one of the Hyperspace things a few days ago

Ok, back to work for me

[verbal anchor]

No. Back to sleep for you

[autumn sorrel]

Guys I'm so close to getting image perms :3

[zinc frigate]

shes in australia

[verbal anchor]

You too. Sleep

[zinc frigate]

its like morning or early afternoon for her

[verbal anchor]

That does not change things

[stark onyx]

Can you tell me how you and your boyfriends met because I need help 💀

[autumn sorrel]

Noe

[verbal anchor]

Stop searching. It'll happen when it happens

I've had two partners. They kinda just happened

[stark onyx]

No but like I've seen two people I'm interested in but I can't approach them, its scary for no reason

[autumn sorrel]

My bf low-key just met me in middle school and only just recently told me he had a crush on me since then recently

[verbal anchor]

Be yourself. They'll approach you or wait till you get courage

[stark onyx]

Jdndbehwuwbd f

Guess I'm staying single forever 😭

[autumn sorrel]

HEY

[verbal anchor]

Nuh uh. Not so fast mister. It'll happen

[autumn sorrel]

Don't say that

[clever cliff]

Same

[autumn sorrel]

YOU TOO

[ruby zealot]

Greetings chat! It is I

[verbal anchor]

Buppeteer. Go back to bed

[upbeat copper]

I spoke Spanish to one of them, he and I dated for a while, broke things off, I took time to better myself for him, and then me and him got back together and he introduced me to the other one and we also started dating

[autumn sorrel]

W

[stark onyx]

I can't even ask for a phone number

[ruby zealot]

Hell nah I'm in college

[verbal anchor]

Sleep bitch

[ruby zealot]

I'M GONNA WRITE A EXAM LET ME BE

[verbal anchor]

Ask for her/his discord then!!!!

[stark onyx]

Somehow that's worse

[upbeat copper]

I had to find out from life360 (they both made me install it because I like to get into trouble a lot)

[ruby zealot]

[verbal anchor]

Lol

[ruby zealot]

Greetings arie

[upbeat copper]

Hi I'm driving rn

[verbal anchor]

Pay attention to the road

Smh

[upbeat copper]

I'm good I got a fancy car

[ruby zealot]

Don't hit a deer like last time

[stark onyx]

No texting and driving

[verbal anchor]

Doesn't matter. Pay attention

[stark onyx]

WHAT

[ruby zealot]

Uhhh nothing

[upbeat copper]

I've been driving for the past 14 hours I need something to keep me awake

[ruby zealot]

Monster

[verbal anchor]

Cwoffee

[ruby zealot]

eeffoc

[upbeat copper]

Caffeine makes me sleepy

[autumn sorrel]

My brother (or sister, or whatever you are)
DRIVE

[verbal anchor]

SAME

[upbeat copper]

I am mf

[ruby zealot]

She's a female

[autumn sorrel]

WITHOUT you're discord in hand

[upbeat copper]

Its not in my hand

[ruby zealot]

She's discord?

[upbeat copper]

I have a keyboard on my lap

[autumn sorrel]

Apologies, m'lady..
Tips fedora

[verbal anchor]

😭

[ruby zealot]

YOU WHAT

[autumn sorrel]

I know I know...

[stark onyx]

😭

[ruby zealot]

THATS EVEN WORSE

[drowsy bridge]

I have an unconventional solution!!

[upbeat copper]

Yeah I'm driving with one hand and typing with the other

[autumn sorrel]

PUT THE KEYBOARD DOWN

[verbal anchor]

Oh no

[upbeat copper]

[ruby zealot]

Wow the cops must hate you

[stark onyx]

I don't even know

[ashen dagger]

[drowsy bridge]

[upbeat copper]

Yeah but dw I have diplomatic immunity in the state of Mississippi

[stark onyx]

Just like... Hop into a call with your mom or something

Way safer than typing

[drowsy bridge]

Waltuh

[stark onyx]

Or even your boyfriends you're missing, call them

[verbal anchor]

You're setting a bad example for the children by texting and driving smh

[stark onyx]

They'll keep you awake

[upbeat copper]

THEY WONT PICK UP IVE TRIEDDDD

[ruby zealot]

It reminds me of that one time of Arie getting stuck in the giant ass pickle

[stark onyx]

😭

[upbeat copper]

Shup I don't wanna talk about it

[ruby zealot]

Okay

[drowsy bridge]

???

[upbeat copper]

Pickle trauma

[stark onyx]

Stuck IN a giant pickle??? What??

[ruby zealot]

Okay cya chat wish me luck

[upbeat copper]

Yeah...

[stark onyx]

Wth did I miss

[upbeat copper]

My whimsical adventures

[verbal anchor]

I wish you the best luck. For sleeping. Nyehehhe

[ruby zealot]

CURSE YOU NERISSA!

[stark onyx]

Whimsical is right 0_o

[upbeat copper]

Yeah I'm basically the irl version of Marcus the worm

[stark onyx]

Who the heck is Marcus the worm

[upbeat copper]

[verbal anchor]

Marcus

[verbal anchor]

Amd you wont believe this butx the worm

[drowsy bridge]

Random thought, when y’all see like old photos, do you also try to guesstimate how many people passed away? Like in a morbid curiosity kind of way?

[upbeat copper]

I'm that one unemployed friend that does whimsical shit all the time

[ruby zealot]

Smh commandblox

[ruby zealot]

True

[drowsy bridge]

Apparently my sibling also does this

[stark onyx]

What??

[autumn sorrel]

I'm employed, yet I still act like I'm not

[upbeat copper]

Shhh I'm trying to sleep

[stark onyx]

No you're driving

[autumn sorrel]

BRUH PUT THE KEYBOARD DOWN

[upbeat copper]

[upbeat copper]

I also have a mouse

[stark onyx]

Do you by chance have a flashbang on hand

[upbeat copper]

How did you know

[stark onyx]

Or something devastatingly spicy

[autumn sorrel]

not much better -w-

[drowsy bridge]

Yeah, sometimes I look at photos from like ww2 and think “how many of those people are still alive, I’m guessing like 2-4”

[stark onyx]

Use one of them

[ruby zealot]

DON'T SLEEP ON THE GODDAMN ROAD AURELIA

[stark onyx]

How far are you from your house

Please tell me you're close

[upbeat copper]

Approximately 1300 miles

[stark onyx]

Ain't no way

[upbeat copper]

I'm not going to my house

I'm going to visit family

[stark onyx]

How far are you from your destination

[upbeat copper]

Uhhhh

[verbal anchor]

At least 1 mile

[upbeat copper]

160 miles

[ruby zealot]

Maybe 3-4

[stark onyx]

girl stop at a hotel or smth

[upbeat copper]

No

[stark onyx]

That's another like 6 hours of driving

[upbeat copper]

I barely have enough to pay for gas

[upbeat copper]

Its 3 hours but ok

[autumn sorrel]

Then GET OFF THE DANG 'PUTER

[upbeat copper]

I'm not on a computer

[stark onyx]

Still, I don't think this is safe 0_o

[upbeat copper]

I'm on my phone

[autumn sorrel]

You know what I mean

[stark onyx]

What time is it for you

[upbeat copper]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

1:49 am

[stark onyx]

Dear gosh

[upbeat copper]

Wait I can't hear you rn I don't have my glasses on hollup

[stark onyx]

Can you not like, stop on the side of the road somewhere and sleep

[upbeat copper]

Nah someone gonna rob me

[left sierra]

Must go onward

[stark onyx]

What do you have that's in your car that they would possibly want

[ruby zealot]

The car itself

[upbeat copper]

Me

[stark onyx]

[upbeat copper]

This jeep is fun

[autumn sorrel]

Slumber

[upbeat copper]

So many things to fiddle with

[ruby zealot]

[autumn sorrel]

Do it

[upbeat copper]

No I'm not sleepy

I already slept yesterday

[autumn sorrel]

At least get off your phone.... For me??

[upbeat copper]

Ok

[autumn sorrel]

Pretty please? With a cherry on top?

[upbeat copper]

BUT

[autumn sorrel]

But..?

[upbeat copper]

Im gonna eat my sandwich first

I'm making it rn

[autumn sorrel]

Oh ok

WHAT

I give up...

[upbeat copper]

I'm in the back of my jeep rn

[upbeat copper]

[ruby zealot]

I swear tomorrow I could see Arie fucking become the God of war and fight Ronald McDonald

[upbeat copper]

Oh I forgot to stop the car first hold on

[left sierra]

bruh

[upbeat copper]

Oops

Ok I have my sandwich now

Bye guys

[autumn sorrel]

Lmfao bye

[ruby zealot]

Don't drink the sandwich

[upbeat copper]

I'm gonna drink it

[ruby zealot]

[ruby zealot]

DON'T DRINK IT

[autumn sorrel]

Don't drive safely

(you see, the trick is to use reverse phycology, then maybe, she'll actually do it)

[upbeat copper]

Okay

[ruby zealot]

...

[ruby zealot]

Hi demon

[upbeat copper]

Hey wait a minute how did you get that photo of me

[autumn sorrel]

Magic

Sorcery

Witchcraft

Hullabaloo

[upbeat copper]

I'm gonna tape the gas pedal down so I can do some drawing in the back of my jeep /j

[autumn sorrel]

NOO

[ruby zealot]

LUX STOP MAKING IT WORSE

[proper crest]

Fireball

[autumn sorrel]

IM SORRY

[tiny quiver]

got a question, can you only send one video in the ylyl entry or you can send multiple

[upbeat copper]

Okay okay I'm done being silly I really gotta drive now

[proper crest]

#ylyl-rules❗

[drowsy bridge]

Rare Americans reference?

I love that song

[autumn sorrel]

Sure

Me too!!
(I've never heard it, I just wanna be cool 😭)

[proper crest]

That should tell you idk

[tiny quiver]

yeah i dont see it

just answer the question

[proper crest]

It is only one tho if we remember right

[drowsy bridge]

Pitbull or plane reference?

[proper crest]

Drink :3

[olive flicker]

Beller

[olive flicker]

Last time I checked you do not live with me

[drowsy bridge]

FR-1 fireball, it was a plane with both a propeller in the front and a jet engine in the back

[proper crest]

When do you last check?

[olive flicker]

About 10 mins ago when I saw my cat

[proper crest]

So what are the chances that about 10 minutes ago Aurelia moved in

[autumn sorrel]

Oh...

[ashen dagger]

Nothing feels real

[olive flicker]

0, all doors and windows are locked and each possible entrance has a camera

[autumn sorrel]

Did you figure out the airport yet?