general

[prime canopy]

Sure thing, mind if I dm you ?

[indigo hull]

so the Ottomans used a type of grenade encased in glass that would kill or maim by sheer explosion alone

[left sierra]

Could just be in #music

[indigo hull]

this glass casing allowed it to be thrown further

the Austrians used grenades encased in Iron

heavier and could not be thrown as far but produced horrific shrapnel

[prime canopy]

Perchance

[carmine venture]

Grenades have technically existed for much longer if you count some groups throwing wasp hives at enemies

[left sierra]

Because more people can c

[ruby zealot]

WAIT COS YOU PLAY KNACK 2?!

[left sierra]

Wait, should I share the worst rap bars I've ever listened to to the music chat?

[prime canopy]

I haven’t 100% it somehow, despite me having played both knack games for years on end, I freaking love these

[indigo hull]

in the modern sense I would classify it as a throwable object that produces an explosion or other types of shrapnel

[prime canopy]

The album cover is quite graphic, however

[left sierra]

ah, then dm I suppose

[ruby zealot]

can you dm me it too?

[left sierra]

I be back in a mo

[humble cairn]

You’ve got the same pfp as a friend of mine.

[prime canopy]

Yes

[obtuse marten]

AAAAAAAAH

AAAAAH AAAAH AHH AAAAAH

eeeeeeeEeeeeEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGHHHHHH

[stiff grove]

Boomba

[obtuse marten]

[ruby zealot]

trey you okay?

[brisk shard]

dude i might be the most stupid person ever

[safe spade]

Hi

[obtuse marten]

Yeah ofc I am

[stiff grove]

Ain no way

[little loom]

hmm

[brisk shard]

i put on the kettle

[bleak warren]

bunch of people showed up at once

[obtuse marten]

Smudge sup

[brisk shard]

so i could make something

[obtuse marten]

sup Smudge

[languid grove]

Why

[brisk shard]

and then left it for like 5 minutes

[bleak warren]

helo

[indigo hull]

guys i think i found the most immaculate nerf blaster ever

[obtuse marten]

Sup everyone else.

[coral token]

hol buncha bologni

[brisk shard]

i came back and i didnt know if the kettle had gone on or not

[indigo hull]

its a recreation of an 1871 Martini-Henry

[safe spade]

GLAGGLEMAN THE HOLY

[brisk shard]

SO LIKE AN IDIOT

[safe spade]

sup

[indigo hull]

turning NERF Humans vs. Zombies into NERF Zulu Wars

[brisk shard]

I POUR THE BOILING HOT KETTLE WATER

[obtuse marten]

Dear god

[little loom]

have you ever shot co2 canisters out of a nerf gun?

[brisk shard]

ON MY HAAAAND

[languid grove]

KITSUNE

[ruby zealot]

YEOUCH

[languid grove]

YOU DUMMY

[brisk shard]

my finger is really bad but the rest of my hand is fine luckily

i reacted quickly

[indigo hull]

I could probably machine the parts to do it

[brisk shard]

put my hand under cold water for ages too

but holy shit

[little loom]

its wildy innacurate but its fun

[obtuse marten]

Burning your hand burns

[coral token]

[brisk shard]

dumbest thing ive ever done

[ruby zealot]

you got lucky bro glad you're okay

[coral token]

so basically a discord third client?

[ruby zealot]

mostly

[brisk shard]

yeah im super lucky it isnt my whole hand

my finger is just really fucked

[coral token]

i regret to inform you that's against discord TOS and we gotta ban you so we don't get fucked

:p

[bleak warren]

rip

[coral token]

tragic death

[dry rock]

Wtf happened

[bleak warren]

admitted to using a third party discord client

[dry rock]

Huh

[bleak warren]

this is a partnered server so we have to enforce discord's TOS

that's a big no-no

[brisk shard]

can only feel parts of my finger damnit

i dont think its like doctor worthy tho

[ruby zealot]

you better get that checked out

[brisk shard]

surely ill be fine

[stiff grove]

Doctor time

[ruby zealot]

but if it still hurts

[safe spade]

GUYS pancakes or waffles?

[brisk shard]

well yeah it definitely hurts

[ruby zealot]

both

[brisk shard]

[ruby zealot]

i mean after a while

[brisk shard]

second most stupid thing ive done

[safe spade]

Pancakes

[brisk shard]

still got no clue what i was thinkig

[safe spade]

What did you do?

[ruby zealot]

im scared of the first

[brisk shard]

it was also a burn accident

[stiff grove]

I want to go to my room but I have a problem my cat is sleeping on my legs

😭

[obtuse marten]

Drawing a mafia cat

[brisk shard]

long story short, put my hand in a lit barbeque and pulled out a metal poker that had been sitting in there for 10 minutes or so

[safe spade]

OH got it

[brisk shard]

baaad scaring on my hands

[safe spade]

WOW THATS BAD

[brisk shard]

this time im lucky

[indigo hull]

wtf did I just miss?

[brisk shard]

only hot kettle water this time

so second worst

[bleak warren]

Kit burning his hand with boiling water. and also a guy got banned for having a third party discord client

[coral token]

smh...

[indigo hull]

I burned my hand on one of those propane heaters once

The thing had just been turned off and I went to lay my hand on it thinking it was cold

[safe spade]

Its now time for our feature presentation!…

[indigo hull]

I’ve got subtle scarring on my left hand from it

[bleak warren]

this dvd is enhanced with disney's fast play

[indigo hull]

And now, our fucking presentation

[humble cairn]

You never acknowledged the thing I said.

[languid grove]

Ngl I can’t be mad at you because that is exactly how a coworker of mine burned herself at my old job

[ruby zealot]

oh sorry

[bleak warren]

one time i burned my arm taking a tray of french fries out of the oven

i was like 14-15

[ruby zealot]

damn

[frozen laurel]

I recently burned the side of my arm on a sandwich press, nothing major, but it still hurt

[safe spade]

number 19, mouse in baked BEANS

[frozen laurel]

hi smudge

[bleak warren]

helo

[stiff grove]

Number 20 mouse in unbaked beans

[languid grove]

Once I burned my hand by picking up a log from a fire that had been put out for like an hour because it didn’t look hot

[frozen laurel]

My teen years will be over in a week, I'll be 20😭

[languid grove]

Spoiler alert, it was hot

[left sierra]

I fully seared a scar into my arm leaning on the steam table at a cafeteria without me even noticing

[safe spade]

Number 21, BAUR

[indigo hull]

Rip

[real python]

Yeah that's what fire is

[brisk shard]

weird sensation on my finger

[bleak warren]

how did you not notice?

[stark onyx]

yikes... if theres a burnt log, i would recommend almost always pouring a bit of water on it to see if its hot

[stiff grove]

Number 22 shotguning 50 four lokos

[brisk shard]

its like numb but feels on fire

ill leavve it for a bit. put it under water and stuff

[left sierra]

Because I just jammed my finger and needed something to lean on

[brisk shard]

ill b back

[indigo hull]

I’ll remember you all in therapy

[languid grove]

To be fair I was like 9 years old

[stark onyx]

ah well that changes things lol

[languid grove]

I don’t think little dumb Rika was thinking too hard

[left sierra]

...I mean, it's better than my sister

[stiff grove]

[stark onyx]

i made ink out of charcoal one time

[indigo hull]

I ate chalk when I was like 9

[left sierra]

I've heard of worse things

[safe spade]

Boombar

[stark onyx]

ended the day witih a lovely sunburn

i was outside for like 4 hours with no sunscreen like an idiot

[indigo hull]

Could’ve been worse

Any longer and you risked full blow sun poisoning

[stark onyx]

wth is sun poisoning

[safe spade]

Idk I don’t think it exists

[indigo hull]

Basically radiation poisoning

[left sierra]

Is that like when you eat too many bananas and get radiation poisoning?

[stark onyx]

a sunburn is a radiation burn the freak you mean

[indigo hull]

Just look it up yourself

I’m not your schoolteacher

[coral token]

it does

[indigo hull]

Nor am I getting paid as such

[coral token]

basically prolonged exposure to UV radiation

[safe spade]

Like how TF can you get cancer from the damn SUN

[coral token]

too much sun

[safe spade]

It’s crazy

[indigo hull]

Are you joking?

[coral token]

you get fever, rashes etc

[indigo hull]

UV IS RADIATION

[coral token]

open the schools

[indigo hull]

SAME AS EATING STRAIGHT URANIUM

[coral token]

this very second

[stark onyx]

its just a really frickin bad sunburn???

[frozen laurel]

ain't no way...

[indigo hull]

I had a cousin who sun burned easily

[stark onyx]

have you heard of what radiation and UV does to cells

[safe spade]

Sorry guys I ate glue for breakfast

What were we talking about again?

[indigo hull]

Mfw skin cancer exists

And the sun is a primary cause for it

[drowsy bridge]

My grandpa had that

[coral token]

cheesecake

[stark onyx]

how the heck else would you get skin cancer

[drowsy bridge]

He beat it

[indigo hull]

My grandad had it on his nose from prolonged smoking

Had to get it removed and a skin graft

[drowsy bridge]

Sometimes I forget that a decent amount of of my family got and beat some form of cancer

[indigo hull]

Lung cancer is apparently common on both sides of my family

[coral token]

tip guys, don't smoke

i am the cool uncle

[indigo hull]

Though I think my great grandad got it from Agent Orange exposure

[stark onyx]

3 of my four grandparents had cancer, 2 of them are still alive

[safe spade]

I really wanna know, what does it mean if I have lions chasing me in my dreams?

[drowsy bridge]

Except for my great grandpa, but that’s because he didn’t go to the doctor

Like ever

Supposedly

[coral token]

i think we can find a better topic than cancer

me thinks

[stark onyx]

you cannot wrestle cancer, and roundhouse kick it into oblivion

[indigo hull]

quantum physics?

[stark onyx]

😭

[coral token]

let's just circle around tomorrow...

[stark onyx]

im gonna get muted for spam if we go there, i know too much

or want to know too much

[indigo hull]

me with history

[stark onyx]

history is like the one subject i cannot do 😭

idk why but for me its so incredibly boring

[coral token]

how about

herstory

the woke war of 95

[stark onyx]

theythemstory

[indigo hull]

ehh

i could talk a bit about Clara Barton's shenanigans

[coral token]

the battle of rupaul

who

[drowsy bridge]

What the hell is the woke war😭 ??

[ruby zealot]

aight chat imma go eep night

[brisk shard]

my finger is still bad

[indigo hull]

woman who founded the American Red Cross

[brisk shard]

wait oooo drag race topic

[coral token]

liberals and cons tried to change a lightbulb for 100 days

[stark onyx]

the war between lgbtq and anti lgbtq

[indigo hull]

they were too busy?

[coral token]

guess who won

floptropica

[indigo hull]

their gender?

[coral token]

💋

[drowsy bridge]

I have a classmate who talks about that and how they’re trying to become a citizen

[stark onyx]

what lightbulb what does this sentence even mean

[coral token]

[drowsy bridge]

She was talking about it to our English teacher

[coral token]

we told the joke like 4 times already

the ''how many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb'' one

[bleak warren]

did you know that rupaul once saw a man drowning and didn't try to save him

[stark onyx]

i mustve not been here for that

[coral token]

that is so iconic of her

unbothered queen

[indigo hull]

can't tell if you're bullshitting or not

[coral token]

the man prolly deserved it

[indigo hull]

unironically

[stark onyx]

for what reason 0_o

[bleak warren]

no i'm serious, it was in an interview

[coral token]

[indigo hull]

I never cared to keep up with it

[stark onyx]

i feel like thats on some order or distant cousin of manslaughter or something

[coral token]

that is not how law works

you're not to be charged if you don't help

[stark onyx]

idk it just feels wrong to not help someone whos actively dying

[coral token]

dying is a stretch

like just swim

[stark onyx]

some people apparently dont know how to swim

or even tread water

[coral token]

those aren't ready for life

[stark onyx]

im glad my mom stuck me in swimming at like age 7

[coral token]

like wdym you can't swim you spent 9 months in mother liquid

[bleak warren]

i will say: i can't swim and i stay away from water deeper than i am tall

[stark onyx]

thats foul

[indigo hull]

same

[coral token]

it's true tho

we literally grow swimming

[indigo hull]

we arent even conscious things

[stark onyx]

no more like floating or something

[coral token]

indirect learning

[indigo hull]

hell i'd argue humans don't gain a consciousness until they are around 3-4 years old

[coral token]

floating is basically swimming

[stark onyx]

no its not

[coral token]

who defines that

the swimming association?

[brisk shard]

i grew up taking loads of swimming lessons as my family would swim in the ocean a lot

[indigo hull]

i assume you mean floating as being entirely immersed in a liquid

because what we consider floating on water is completely different for humans

[coral token]

my opinion is the one that matters

[stark onyx]

floating is existing stationary on top of the water or near the surface of the water
swimming is moving around in the water

[coral token]

so i decree

you all wrong

[indigo hull]

well the one who decree'd said wrong instead of right so the motion has passed by popular vote

[coral token]

there is no such thing as popular vote here

this is not a democracy

[indigo hull]

i'm well aware of that

[stark onyx]

this is sparta

[ashen dagger]

Plane delayed again

Such amazing routes

[coral token]

just undelay it

thank you know who

[indigo hull]

what airline?

[ashen dagger]

American Airlines

[indigo hull]

that explains it

[stark onyx]

did they get stuck in a cloud

[ashen dagger]

We got here at NOON and now have to wait for TEN PM EST

This is like the third delay

[cinder escarp]

pluh

[indigo hull]

chat i am really considering spending around 200 quid on a custom Nerf blaster

[light vessel]

Do it

it sounds cool

[drowsy bridge]

I did not get into the internship over the summer

[indigo hull]

i'll dm a review of it

[light vessel]

Alright

Also

SHLORK!

[coral token]

naming currency quid is so funny

like

the games in the UK be like

quid games

[indigo hull]

idk why i even used it

im a fucking yankee

its like 200 deers then

[umbral carbon]

hi

new here

[coral token]

hi new here

[umbral carbon]

😐

bruh

[urban valve]

bruh more like yuh

bars

[coral token]

woooooo

#roasted

[dreamy knoll]

🍪

[urban valve]

cookie more like cookied

[indigo hull]

ok bookie

[urban valve]

cookied more like cooked

[coral token]

broski

[urban valve]

oooooohhhhhh im so tuff

[indigo hull]

bro is a rock

[urban valve]

tuff is different from tough

though i am both

[elfin wing]

tuff is a rock

[urban valve]

im aware

[elfin wing]

tuff is a rock which happens to be tough, which makes it pretty tuff...

[indigo hull]

get this guys tongue twisted

[elfin wing]

i love how when I look up tuff in my emojis, i get 7 different emojis of robert downey jr

[urban valve]

however in the sentence stated by @urban valve at 5:06 pm pacific coast time she used "tuff" insinuating that she was cool

[indigo hull]

imagine using Pacific time

[urban valve]

cuz cali is goated?

[indigo hull]

statement brought to you by east coast time zone

[urban valve]

No

NOOO I GOT KETCHUP ON MY SWEATER

[indigo hull]

HA

[urban valve]

snorting dorito powder

original sentence btw

[indigo hull]

i snorted crushed up smarties in sixth grade once

[urban valve]

eeeeeeeeverybody does that

atleast i have spice to mine

[elfin wing]

i have never done that

i don't think I've ever snorted anything

[urban valve]

then you are discluded from the "everybody"

[shrewd field]

Hellooooo

[urban valve]

I would count getting water in your nose as snorting

[languid grove]

RARITY

[elfin wing]

it makes my nose itch and i don't wanna deal with that

[shrewd field]

:3

[elfin wing]

on purpose?

[urban valve]

nah

[south raven]

A meteor exploded in the sky in Ohio the other day 😭

[indigo hull]

some guy also shoved a pixie stick up my nose during a school dance that same year

[languid grove]

[urban valve]

only in Ohio 💀

[south raven]

I didn't hear it at the time but apparently it could be hard across the state

[shrewd field]

💀

[urban valve]

oh right they used that emoji in 2023

[indigo hull]

smh ribcage

[shrewd field]

?

[olive flicker]

@languid grove

[languid grove]

Hallo Debutt

[olive flicker]

We're going shopping

[languid grove]

YIPPIEEE

[elfin wing]

have fun!

[south raven]

It was 6ft wide and a few tons. Was barely big enough to enter the atmosphere

[south raven]

Car

[olive flicker]

King Von failed resurrection

[languid grove]

Car in a car…

[olive flicker]

Sheep and Goot love chilling in my car

[prime canopy]

Meow !!!

Hello :3

[south raven]

I wanna go pet a cat now :c

[south raven]

Bean shaped

[cinder rune]

Wuddup guys

[stiff grove]

Wsg

[languid grove]

Oh boy what candy should I consume…
The humble jellybean:

[olive flicker]

Sheepa Shreempa is jellybean shaped

[cinder rune]

I'm watching Jimmy rn

[olive flicker]

Goose is a fucking meatball

[coral token]

k

[coral token]

[olive flicker]

Stfu thales

[coral token]

stfu demon

[olive flicker]

Stfu Rika

[languid grove]

YOU SHOULD CARE MORE

[olive flicker]

I scram now

[coral token]

why

[cinder rune]

[coral token]

OMG FOR REAL? HUGE JIMMY WATCHER OMGGG

[languid grove]

I’M TELLING HIM TO CARE ABOUT YOUR CATS FACK YOU

[coral token]

is that better

[cinder rune]

[coral token]

i was reacting to the other message

[languid grove]

Oh I don’t care about that woops

[coral token]

you twat

[languid grove]

Continue

You slayless butt

[cinder rune]

[urban valve]

account is fresh btw

[indigo hull]

no shit

[coral token]

yeah nss

[cinder rune]

Well yeah

[urban valve]

i was typing in the wrong tab

[cinder rune]

Ok

[urban valve]

and now im getting bombared by all these cuss words

this is too much for me im leaving the server

[cinder rune]

Ok

[coral token]

[indigo hull]

going over the hills and far away

[coral crater]

Wuzzup

[indigo hull]

the moon

[coral crater]

Damn

Bro om is so peak

[languid grove]

[languid grove]

Use both your eyes…

[upbeat breach]

but.. i dont wannaa...

[upbeat breach]

lobotomy

[obtuse marten]

Money money money

Munyun

Mula

[indigo hull]

gonna blow munny on a 3D printed nerf blaster

[karmic bobcat]

Hi

Quoi?

[steady owl]

Bombing old Rika

[karmic bobcat]

I meanz vhat

[humble isle]

Lobotomy

[steady owl]

I find it really cool how my mum, who doesn’t even play video games and refuses to, actually has a favourite video game. I thought she would just call it ‘the ocean game’, but she remembers that it’s called Subnautica

[undone cypress]

meow

[indigo hull]

borm

[steady owl]

Maxwell

[ashen dagger]

I love it when my plane gets delayed, AGAIN

[indigo hull]

today just hasn't been your day has it?

[steady owl]

Mb

[languid grove]

AWE THAT’S SO CUTE

[ashen dagger]

Dude im so fucking scared
I have to be at BOOTCAMP
AND THIS PLANE ISNT COOPERATING

[indigo hull]

thats what you get for flying AA

[steady owl]

She hasn’t seen Subnautica: Below Zero yet so I’m thinking of showing it to her to het her reaction

[ashen dagger]

I thankfully, didnt book this flight

[indigo hull]

ah so then its not your fault

dont let yourself believe it as such lmao

[ashen dagger]

Yep. Its technically the governments fault

[indigo hull]

everything is the governments fault in some way

no joke

[ashen dagger]

Oh no this was like
A government facility lmao for the army and its branches

Like processing to get in

That kinda facility

[indigo hull]

oh

still, governments fault

[light vessel]

hello

[indigo hull]

still, best of luck in finding a way to get discharged

[obtuse marten]

Agh

[light vessel]

Egg 🥚

[obtuse marten]

Money

[light vessel]

I NEED AN ARTIST!

[ashen dagger]

Honestly it might just happen naturally with me being unable to achieve the tasks presented at bootcamp

[light vessel]

I want my Logo turned into a character more specifically a FemB character

[indigo hull]

true

[ashen dagger]

Like even doing pushups for 2 minutes was straining my shoulders
Much less planks where my legs felt GENUINELY like jelly

[cobalt wasp]

when do the entries start

[light vessel]

They have started

[steady owl]

You’re too late. They ended last year

[cobalt wasp]

(roberto is the one in my pfp. pls say hi)

[indigo hull]

yeah then you probably wouldn't make it that far in

[light vessel]

Hi roberto

[coral token]

already started like a day ago.

[ashen dagger]

Yeah. Thats not even to address my overall underweightness

Im like 114lbs last time i weighed in

[light vessel]

OH ALSO TOMORROW IS THE DAY

THE BEST DAY

[cobalt wasp]

i found the channe;

[light vessel]

WEDNESDAY!

[coral token]

18th

[indigo hull]

you weigh just four more pounds than Glass fucking Joe

if he can take 99 losses in boxing you should be fine /j

[light vessel]

Is that how you spell it I’m not sure

[ashen dagger]

I would get folded like paper if i went in

Is that a fucking storm brewing

[indigo hull]

expect further delays.

[ashen dagger]

No ok

Probably just rumbles from planes

[minor bear]

[keen helm]

Does anyone know guang guang I want to nerf punisher

[light vessel]

Why is it that when I need something I can’t find it or I don’t have it

[ashen dagger]

Aaaand my plane is further delayed

[zinc frigate]

Noelle I am hitting you with splash potions of weakness

[ashen dagger]

What!

[zinc frigate]

Sorry gotta make it so you get discharged easy

[hollow cobalt]

Hello

[indigo hull]

i mean if you're that underweight i imagine it wouldn't be too hard

[neat fractal]

I was mentioned here somewhere and I can't find it

[exotic summit]

I need y'all's help with smth. Me and my sister are debating whether Project Sekai or Geometry Dash is harder. 1 for Geometry Dash and 2 for Project Sekai.

[ashen dagger]

True

[zinc frigate]

Wait if you haven’t even gotten on a plane yet just refuse, it’ll mess up their system and they’ll discharge you fast

[indigo hull]

isn't that bordering on illegal?

[ashen dagger]

I dunno

[indigo hull]

actually why were you forced into bootcamp?

[solar lily]

Sup

[light vessel]

BRUHHH

[ashen dagger]

Job market

[indigo hull]

oof

[ashen dagger]

I cant find job? I go military

[zinc frigate]

Noelle if I had a way I could I’d hire you

[hollow cobalt]

Why is a walmart employee here

[solar lily]

Cause why not man

[indigo hull]

im just praying that the family startup goes somewhere

[hollow cobalt]

[ashen dagger]

Unfortunately, my family would despise what i want to do

[zinc frigate]

I am glad I have a job but I will need a second to maybe afford rent

[ashen dagger]

Id be the best employee

[zinc frigate]

Well it’s not what your family wants to do now is it? Do what you want

[indigo hull]

sometimes we must remember there are people that are just objectively wrong in the world

[ashen dagger]

Yeah!

[zinc frigate]

Your happiness comes before your families

[ashen dagger]

Unfortunately my family already sees me as a lazy shit who just sits in their room all day

[zinc frigate]

Hell family is those you choose and if they’re jerks then they’re not your family

[hollow cobalt]

I need to learn this fr

[ashen dagger]

Yeah unfortunately i cant bring all my besties in one house as family

[zinc frigate]

Mine does too lmao, I just don’t listen to them (tho I do sometimes feel lazy since very poor management of getting things done)

[hollow cobalt]

Literally almost same

[ashen dagger]

OH MY GOD

[indigo hull]

i think my parents are failing to realize i don't wanna go to fucking college

[zinc frigate]

I’d totally join, or take you in tho that would require me kidnapping you to Colorado

[ashen dagger]

I BOARD THE PLANE AT ONE AM NOW????

AND I ARRIVE AT 3 AM????????

[indigo hull]

guess you're going to bootcamp tomorrow

[ashen dagger]

WHY IS IT CHANGING SO OFTEN NOW

2 AM DEPART
4 AM ARRIVAL

[indigo hull]

im praying for you

[zinc frigate]

It’s the universe saying this is wrong

[hollow cobalt]

Lol

[indigo hull]

for just about everything

[ashen dagger]

GENUINELY YEAH

[zinc frigate]

And also having my own place which I really need to work on

[ashen dagger]

Whatever is fucking with me KNOWS i shouldnt go

[hollow cobalt]

Wishing you best of luck with that

[indigo hull]

maybe the delay is the miracle that gets you out of it

who knows

[gritty temple]

Friend is playing Balatro and it’s getting so insane it’s starting to reach 30 seconds for the game to calculate shit

[zinc frigate]

Tho honestly if you were struggling with the pushups from what I heard you are gonna be discharged fast

[indigo hull]

yeah no being that underweight is genuine grounds for a DD for health reasons

[ashen dagger]

Oh yeah

[indigo hull]

i'd try to see what you could do about that if i were you

[zinc frigate]

And I’m praying they just realize it immediately and do it asap

[ashen dagger]

Especially since i have a fast metabolism. And my stomach goes into turbo drive when im getting yelled at

[zinc frigate]

There are other ways but the rest are pretty much hell so

[indigo hull]

best case scenario its a quick discharge then

[zinc frigate]

Or reveal disqualifying info like tell them about adhd and autism, especially since you should never have been recruited with them

[ashen dagger]

A pretty likely case

[ashen dagger]

I had it noted down at first but i passed everything else

[light vessel]

No one check the art channel

[gritty temple]

Ok

[ashen dagger]

Dude now im paranoid about the delay changing AGAIN

[hollow cobalt]

Reverse psychology at its finest

[gritty temple]

I’m so eepy

[light vessel]

Thanks

[exotic summit]

I need y'all's help with smth. Me and my sister are debating whether Project Sekai or Geometry Dash is harder. 1 for Geometry Dash and 2 for Project Sekai.

[elfin wing]

ultrakill

[zinc frigate]

Remind them of that, since that auto disqualifies you

[ashen dagger]

Its not official diagnosises

[zinc frigate]

I mean with how messed up the system is so is being trans

[zinc frigate]

Then get it diagnosed when you can

[elfin wing]

don't tell them you're trans though

[ashen dagger]

They also didnt care; infact the recruiters were like "oh yeah they wont care"

[indigo hull]

thats genuinely surprising for me

[elfin wing]

oh, better than what I was thinking

[ashen dagger]

If i can at least lol

[indigo hull]

given who is in power atm

[light vessel]

: )

[indigo hull]

no not that

[ashen dagger]

[zinc frigate]

I mean if you tell them that they prob will do the tests

Shit dinner time I’ll brb

[elfin wing]

i believe you can also claim severe anxiety as of right now to be disqualified

[ashen dagger]

I mean they shouldve when i went in at first

[light vessel]

No I was smiling because I’m waiting for you to check the art section

[ashen dagger]

Idt i can? Ive already done my second swear in

[zinc frigate]

True that’s a failure on that part

[ashen dagger]

Anyways GO EAT, AUTUMN

[zinc frigate]

Probably yeah failure to adapt in a separate way

[elfin wing]

honestly, if they still force you to go despite everything you've told them, you could raise an issue and possibly get them in trouble

I have no doubt things like that are going to happen a lot more soon

[cobalt wasp]

do submissions have to be in short form? or can they be a 20 second video

[light vessel]

I SWEAR I THOUGHT THAT THE WORD SIMP WAS SHRIMP

[ashen dagger]

To who would i even report this to??

[indigo hull]

someone of the press if you could

[ashen dagger]

Oh

Schlawgious i have zero real connections like that

[elfin wing]

press, higher ups, even posting it on social media

[indigo hull]

true

[ashen dagger]

I have 12 followers on twitter

[light vessel]

Gaggle do you like the drawing I made of you?

[ashen dagger]

I do not have anything else. And I'm definitely not putting that on yt because i have like no way to record much

[drowsy bridge]

I have 2 followers irl

[kind briar]

bro?

[drowsy bridge]

HELP, THEY BROKE INTO MY HOUSE

[kind briar]

welp, good luck

[light vessel]

Use Christmas powers

[drowsy bridge]

Funny story

One time my family and I were actually being followed by some random person

[kind briar]

oh that's fun

[light vessel]

rolls eyes

[hollow cobalt]

So funny, I broke my spleen

[light vessel]

that’s cool

[elfin wing]

my point is, do anything you can

ANYTHING

[light vessel]

I’m still laughing a bit because I thought the simp part of your display name said shrimp

[zinc frigate]

No it’s still illegal for them to recruit a person without going the proper tests

[elfin wing]

well yeah but about 60% of the stuff done by administration in the past year has been illegal

[zinc frigate]

So bring up the autism and adhd to higherups at bootcamp they’ll do tests there too

[zinc frigate]

True but not my point here lol

[left sierra]

🦐

[ashen dagger]

[light vessel]

@zinc frigate may I ask a favor

[ashen dagger]

Idk if theyll do tests now that so much time has passed

[zinc frigate]

Huh

[elfin wing]

they'll have to

[zinc frigate]

The first week is a lot of tests and they’ll have to

If they even suspect you have something to disqualify you they test

[ashen dagger]

Ohh

[light vessel]

If you have time to do it could you turn my logo into a FemB Character?

[coral token]

no

[zinc frigate]

No sorry

[coral token]

this ain't the place to ask that probably

[indigo hull]

yeah you're gonna be fine

[elfin wing]

if they do not have 100% certainty that you do not have what you claim, they HAVE to do tests

[coral token]

you're 15

[light vessel]

Fair enough

[zinc frigate]

I don’t do many requests lol

[coral token]

parents parents parents

anyways who wants chocolate cake

[ashen dagger]

Is it bad enough that ive been told i might have the tism by like two people already

[zinc frigate]

So bring it up as soon as possible

[light vessel]

ME!

[indigo hull]

i want lemon

[elfin wing]

i have a request

[coral token]

🍋

[indigo hull]

thankq

[zinc frigate]

[elfin wing]

can you do more art in the future
like art yknow

[light vessel]

Well cya chat I got a stream to be in !

[zinc frigate]

But yeah Noelle I’m sure there’s like a lot of ways for you to be discharged, plus the earlier you do it the sooner they ship you home

[zinc frigate]

Art???

[ashen dagger]

Yeah, copefully that means i can get some pricks off my back

[elfin wing]

art..

[languid grove]

Fart..

[ashen dagger]

Tiny

[elfin wing]

YOU

[languid grove]

[languid grove]

GULP

I’m sleep walking

[elfin wing]

uhhuh....

gonna keep my eye on you..

[languid grove]

[zinc frigate]

Or hell say you got a family emergency going on, they’ll send you home for their period of a week or two, get the autism diagnosis and tell them you have it

[ashen dagger]

I cant just fake a family emergency

They have my mothers contacts AND my stepdads

Wallahi im finished

[true inlet]

bellort

[languid grove]

Goodnight everynyan

[zinc frigate]

Tell them about it, tell them it’s illegal for you to be in the military if you have suspected autism

[true inlet]

👎

[zinc frigate]

Gn rika

[ashen dagger]

The military doesnt suspect i have autism
Only my sister and a guy i spoke with during my first visit

And my mom DEFINITELY doesnt think so as she relies her knowledge from when i was tested as a baby

[true inlet]

bro i thought you could

[zinc frigate]

Doesn’t matter tell them about it, tell them you need to get it tested since you suspect it

[zinc frigate]

Don’t call me bro and no you can’t

[ashen dagger]

Ill at least bring it up during whatever tests

[true inlet]

aight brethren

[zinc frigate]

Please do

[zinc frigate]

Don’t call me by anything masculine please

[indigo hull]

you very much should

[true inlet]

yes queen!

[indigo hull]

make it known to them even if you only suspect it

[elfin wing]

ah, so you're one of them

[true inlet]

why am i pink

[zinc frigate]

Very much yes

[true inlet]

who is one of them

what is a one of them

[zinc frigate]

Don’t be quiet about it make it loud and known and make sure they know it was a failure on your recruiters part to not have it tested

[ashen dagger]

Noted

[ashen dagger]

Were they supposed to

[indigo hull]

it seems necessary enough

and could potentially have the recruiter reprimanded

[zinc frigate]

If it’s suspected in the slightest, yes

[ashen dagger]

Shiiiiiit

[true inlet]

should i go into the bilitarys

[zinc frigate]

Like it’s illegal

[ashen dagger]

[zinc frigate]

With what’s going on in the world rn, only if it’s what you want

[true inlet]

i wanna fly dem planes

[ashen dagger]

Well thats great

[zinc frigate]

Hey that means free autism and ADHD test, and you’re out of there first flight

[ashen dagger]

My flight info died on screen lol

[ashen dagger]

True

[indigo hull]

actually im like 99% one of my friends got rejected from the military for the same reason or something

he was looking into it (he's a war thunder player, very into tanks and shit)

actually spoke to the recruiters that would visit our HS

you have little to nothing to worry about other than the damn plane

[ashen dagger]

[zinc frigate]

Ok research it’s disqualifying but if you sign a waiver you can still do it
So just don’t sign it

[true inlet]

just get you a license

[ashen dagger]

I mean i genuinely shouldnt. I get winded fast

[woven flicker]

2 hours 🥲

[ashen dagger]

Not even due to asthma or something, just generally overworked

[zinc frigate]

I mean you would be dumped out for that regardless but the autism thing is the quickest and easiest way

[ashen dagger]

Also theres like deadass no one at the airport now

Did that just get delayed again.

[zinc frigate]

Tell a higher up like very fast as soon as you arrive, hell if it’s not your recruiter at the airport with you tell them about it

[ashen dagger]

Yeah looks like i got delayed to 5 am arrival

[true inlet]

wheres the bot commands

[ashen dagger]

#🤖-jimmyherebot

[zinc frigate]

And if you’re scared to do it just remember, are you more afraid of talking to one person or doing bootcamp

[ashen dagger]

Id have to do it when i arrive at bootcamp, there is no recruiter with me

[zinc frigate]

If there’s anyone at his level or higher tell them now, then when you arrive they’ll immediately start the tests and such

[true inlet]

gotcha thx. somehow i didnt see all of the nodes below the chill zone

[ashen dagger]

Girlypop. Its just me, the buddy im going with, and the airport staff here.

[zinc frigate]

You can say you fully processed that autism is a disqualifying factor, or say you just learned it

[zinc frigate]

Fuck then yeah do it when you land

[ashen dagger]

Ok there are a few stragglers about but oh well

Lowkey might go take a walk

[zinc frigate]

First higher up you see just tell them, and make it loud too make sure they know

[light vessel]

Just a suggestion for anyone trying to go on an airplane from my experience delta is pretty good 👍

[ashen dagger]

Gonna look for a snack

[undone cypress]

WHY IS MY DAD PLAYING FORTNITE HELP

[violet crag]

I CANNOT OPEN MY JUICE

[light vessel]

Then take off the cap or stab a straw into it

[zinc frigate]

I should have probably said these concerns earlier I’m sorry I didn’t

[ashen dagger]

Dw oomf

[zinc frigate]

Before today was too anxious to raise my concerns about you joining ngl

[true inlet]

because hes a pro gamer

[zinc frigate]

I swear I gotta get my anxiety checked it’s bad lol

[ashen dagger]

There aint nothing

[indigo hull]

rip

[ashen dagger]

Girlypop cared about me that much

[undone cypress]

same mf with playtime in the thousands for mmos and battlefield (almost all of them hes played)

[true inlet]

let him play paintball

[indigo hull]

there's something off about that emoji i can't quite tell what it is

[zinc frigate]

Girl I always have, I care about all of my friends a lot I just get too anxious I’m gonna say what I mean wrong or will mess up a friendship to say much often

[autumn sorrel]

Watsapp

[true inlet]

no there isnt

[indigo hull]

i think i lowkey have this same issue in a way

[autumn sorrel]

How's everyone doing tonight

[indigo hull]

though it could just be more of me being a socially awkward fuck in general

[true inlet]

chill

[autumn sorrel]

Yuh

[zinc frigate]

Legit something I need to work on, I’m scared to even tell someone who I commissioned art from “hey so things changed with my sona but things are so similar all you’d really need to change would be the hair color and eyes here’s the new ones”

[ashen dagger]

Is it that i have a LOT of chuds

[indigo hull]

im not even gonna ask

[ashen dagger]

Pfft bah anything youd tell me wouldnt shake up anything between us

[zinc frigate]

I know it won’t but like anxiety say but what if it do

[woven flicker]

YOU

[autumn sorrel]

Y O U

[ashen dagger]

Autumn. I get told by an ex/now bestie, that hes gonna maul me, and i dont care
I genuinely wouldnt care what you say to me unless it's actually just evil shit

[woven flicker]

RAHHHHH HRU

[autumn sorrel]

IM GOOD
MEOOOWWW

[indigo hull]

i throw rocks at windows

[ashen dagger]

I would too

[indigo hull]

thats pretty evil imo

[zinc frigate]

I care about all my friends a lot, and when things are going bad for them I want to help however I can. Ive noticed I’ve actually been starting to help more as of late

[ashen dagger]

[drowsy bridge]

[ashen dagger]

See thats such an amazing quality of yours, along with your overall sweet and kind nature

[zinc frigate]

I don’t like cats
Sorry horribly evil thing to say (it’s a joke I want to be so clear)

[woven flicker]

I’m making myself some tea

[ashen dagger]

[drowsy bridge]

Me fr fr

[ashen dagger]

Even then i guess there are some spicy cats that need to adjust and learn

[woven flicker]

WAKE UPPPP

[autumn sorrel]

What the British

[drowsy bridge]

Nuh uh

[indigo hull]

hmmm, today i feel like colonizing

[zinc frigate]

This stunlocked me fuck aaaagh

[woven flicker]

Fun fact I’m actually Hispanic

Believe it or not

[drowsy bridge]

[autumn sorrel]

shoots u down while riding a massive bald eagle

[zinc frigate]

Oh no cats are adorable and I will be getting one when I’m out of my parents house

[indigo hull]

get wholesomelocked

[autumn sorrel]

Hola senor, hablos espanol?

[ashen dagger]

Good it should, because you are so caring and its so nice when you do things like this

[ashen dagger]

I suggest Maine Coons

[woven flicker]

Yeah but not here

Da Rules say so

[autumn sorrel]

I know

[woven flicker]

Watcha doing?

[zinc frigate]

I have had more than one dream, mainly after wishing to know what my future is like, that I’ve had a void cat named void with a purple collar, enough for it to be slightly concerning that this creature has appeared in my brain

[ashen dagger]

The cat worms have set root

[zinc frigate]

Idk if it’s a premonition or something else, but I didn’t want a void cat before these dreams and now I kinda want one

[autumn sorrel]

Purty gewd :3
I worked more on an art project for school, and finished a film also for school XwX

[ashen dagger]

Black cats are the most adorable pieces of shit you can own

[woven flicker]

Nice

[indigo hull]

can confirm

[zinc frigate]

Tho tbh im going to rescue a cat so its whichever one i end up with

[autumn sorrel]

Tyty :3

[indigo hull]

ive had two so far and they were both creatures

[ashen dagger]

My current black cat is a LAZY FUCK

[woven flicker]

I’m bout to be knocked the fuck out

[ashen dagger]

And he jumps a lot

[zinc frigate]

I want a void cat that has no brain cells, like jinx

[autumn sorrel]

My cat has the best name

[zinc frigate]

Just a little creature

[indigo hull]

that was the name of my last void cat

[drowsy bridge]

One time I had a dream where I was in a parking lot and couldn’t leave the car because I had decided to park next to a lion

[indigo hull]

it really has been almost a year since i lost him

[autumn sorrel]

OwO
Why

[indigo hull]

damn

[woven flicker]

Made myself sleeping tea

[ashen dagger]

[autumn sorrel]

Aww I'm sorry QwQ

[zinc frigate]

I love dogs and would love to have one, but being alone and in an apartment I don’t think I’m the best person for owning a dog

[woven flicker]

And gonna take some sleep medication that helps me calm down

[autumn sorrel]

Nice :3

[zinc frigate]

That creature

[ashen dagger]

If you do, go for a chihuahua

[indigo hull]

the current black cat i got back in December is clingy

[ashen dagger]

Imo ngl

[woven flicker]

So bored rn tho 😭

[indigo hull]

like she follows me almost everywhere i go

[autumn sorrel]

My cat's name is Madam President

[autumn sorrel]

Whyy

[autumn sorrel]

LAVA LAMP

[woven flicker]

Idk I just am

[thin prairie]

Yes

[woven flicker]

I got nothing to do

[zinc frigate]

I want to be the lady down the hall with a black cat who people minorly suspect is a witch but nobody can prove it

[woven flicker]

Lava STINK

[thin prairie]

No

[indigo hull]

you rock it

[ashen dagger]

Thats just you coded though

[light vessel]

Damn that server was ruthless

[zinc frigate]

Eh I still think a cat will be good until I’d have a roommate or have a yard

[woven flicker]

Your a butt

[thin prairie]

Stop

[autumn sorrel]

Henlo Ted

[ashen dagger]

True

[light vessel]

LUX!!!

[woven flicker]

Alright

[autumn sorrel]

Pluh

[light vessel]

Bleh 😛

[opaque oak]

I cast 🪄✨*You’re

[autumn sorrel]

I think I speak a little protogen,
Uhhh.... Beep boop bop beep beb boop

[woven flicker]

[indigo hull]

i summon yro'ue

[light vessel]

I was in a gay cooking furry’s chat just a bit ago

[autumn sorrel]

Did he cook?

[ashen dagger]

Oh hello airplane rumbling

[cobalt wasp]

“Genshin impact is a open world rpg- Wise words from jimmy”

[indigo hull]

drawing 14 beers from Chili's

[light vessel]

I watched like 15 minutes

[cobalt wasp]

Get out

[bleak warren]

sounds chill

[light vessel]

Yall know who barley is?

[autumn sorrel]

Hallo smudge!!

[indigo hull]

but you need heat to cook...

[zinc frigate]

I will be using my magic to learn how to craft the gender fluid, or gender change potions

[indigo hull]

how are you cooking with the cold?

[opaque oak]

BARLEYTHEBURR MENTIONED RAAAAH

[bleak warren]

oh wait, doesn't Jimmy know Barley?

[ashen dagger]

Do both so both can be on demand

[light vessel]

YUP

[indigo hull]

I mean i know freezer burning exists but shut up

[autumn sorrel]

Terraria has gender swap potions

[light vessel]

Yes

[left sierra]

Wasn't there a YLYL they did together already?

[light vessel]

they collaborated on each others streams

[indigo hull]

you should trademark it if you do

[zinc frigate]

I will do as such and make all the trans girlies and trans bros happy

[cobalt wasp]

Who the frack is barley? The grain?

[bleak warren]

i may have missed that

[ashen dagger]

True!!
Ill make sure to double dip

[light vessel]

I saw a clip

[indigo hull]

The Gender Fluid™

[autumn sorrel]

Blub blub

[ashen dagger]

Because im EVIL

[left sierra]

It wasn't the main channel

[ashen dagger]

[light vessel]

Fih

[autumn sorrel]

Certified muehehehe moment

[autumn sorrel]

I have a fih shirt

[verbal anchor]

Lux! Go sleep

[autumn sorrel]

N O E

[light vessel]

I just almost busted laughing and I did the Jimmy laughing face while trying to hold my laugh

[undone cypress]

meow

[indigo hull]

Ballynoe

[light vessel]

This face

[autumn sorrel]

Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

[hollow cobalt]

Huh

[bleak warren]

❌

[true inlet]

sick name

[autumn sorrel]

Meow meow?

[bleak warren]

too many meow

[light vessel]

I think I should make a Try not to laugh series as well kind of like Jimmy

[indigo hull]

Germanicus says otherwise

[autumn sorrel]

Aww oki

[true inlet]

2 views at most

[light vessel]

Brother….WHO INVI- never mind

[elfin wing]

time to 100% ultrakill on a different save file again

[hollow cobalt]

[true inlet]

whats that?

[left sierra]

Woooohooo

[pseudo pollen]

Me made a bit of a big mistake so me is gonna be gone from the server for a few days or a week or something, so i will see you all then. Bye

[autumn sorrel]

Aww byee

[pseudo pollen]

Bye

[light vessel]

@left sierra you are an artist right?

[left sierra]

Somewhat, yeah.

[true inlet]

i invited me 🫡 🫶

[indigo hull]

William J. Toaster

[elfin wing]

don't ask.

[indigo hull]

we're here to remind you about your cars' extended warranty

[left sierra]

My full name is Bill Edward Toaster

[autumn sorrel]

He made the Mona lisa

[light vessel]

Could you try making me a character from the colors my logo?

[indigo hull]

uhhh the file i have with the company says William Jock Toaster

[light vessel]

Like an anime character

[bleak warren]

"hey artist, give me free art"

pretty please

[autumn sorrel]

But I did

[left sierra]

Check art

[autumn sorrel]

X3

[bleak warren]

well yeah but you did that because you wanted to

[woven flicker]

I got a pretty dumb idea

[light vessel]

SMUDGE IK YO- nope I should not be mean to smudge your my favorite mod

[indigo hull]

my mistake

[autumn sorrel]

I know I know :3

[left sierra]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
What's in it for me

[woven flicker]

My two favorite legendary groups master set

[light vessel]

Do you have a YT channel?

[autumn sorrel]

🫱You're🫲

[bleak warren]

my favorite mod is thales

[autumn sorrel]

:3

[left sierra]

Nope.

[light vessel]

Yeah you’re my favorite but don’t tell Thales

[autumn sorrel]

Whas that

[bleak warren]

having a favorite discord mod is a bit strange isn't it

[light vessel]

To some people

[woven flicker]

Every English card printed

[light vessel]

But to me it’s a normal afternoon

[indigo hull]

depends on how terminally online someone is

[bleak warren]

besides i feel like y'all would have liked Fiche and Bean a lot more

[autumn sorrel]

Smudge is my favorite because she's been patient with my shinanigains

[bleak warren]

i miss them

[light vessel]

Dangit

Also the reason why I won’t just make my own character myself is because I also I to use it as my new logo

And I want an artist with more talent then me to make it

Ngl that’s probably the smartest thing I’ve said in this whole server

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[autumn sorrel]

Boop

[left sierra]

Bap

[light vessel]

Pow

[indigo hull]

Gaius fucking Flaminus

[autumn sorrel]

Boomba

[autumn sorrel]

AAAAAAAA-

[light vessel]

Reeheheheheee

[bleak warren]

this is the smartest thing i have ever said

[light vessel]

TRUE

[undone cypress]

wait splxtti left

[light vessel]

want to know the smartest thing I told my dad is

[bleak warren]

apparently

[autumn sorrel]

☝️🤓 "Race car fart*
Am I smart yet chat?

[light vessel]

🤣

[bleak warren]

needs context

[autumn sorrel]

:0
Do tell
(If you're comfortable, of course

[bleak warren]

[citation needed]

i was responding to someone who said " 🏎️ 💨 "

[dreamy knoll]

🍪

[bleak warren]

oh helo goodbye vee

[autumn sorrel]

Oh, well now I feel stupid

[indigo hull]

is that a bortles reference?

[bleak warren]

who is bortles

[indigo hull]

Bortle Simp

[autumn sorrel]

Gorp

[stark onyx]

Veemo I was pinged by you idk what server it was in