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lowkey cuz wtf
Nice guess. You should go gambling
this is insane to me
i'm good at figuring out people
i wanna go to the casino at least once
Cant figure me out (you probably can)
max 100 bucks, maybe 200, and just try to earn smth
Like... what cognitive condition I have
When I turn 18 first thing I’m doing is buying an alcoholic beverage
thats 21
Bad addiction incoming. Dont do it.
i am good at reading people. emotions, motives, actions, etc. i can guess things about them
i'd probably be a good detective
ITS ONE TIME, im not financially stable enough to do it that many times
You can at 18 with parent watching
Nope.
Yeah, always check for the shoulders.
Not an obvious tell, but when they slump, relaxed mode activated
no?
oh i thought that was just a texas thing
Let me check?
i mean it would make sense, i jut never looked into it
I’m pretty sure you can’t buy them at 18 but you can drink them at 18
ah right yeah
You have to be 21 to buy them
as long as your parents buy you the drinks or whatever ur good
Yeah
You can at 16 with a parent watching
sup
i was well behaved with that, i actually waited until i was 21
Where?
Same
tbf though you prob should wait until 21 lol
Flo rida
I plan to never drink ever. Dont want to get a addiction lol
ay with that stuff, its literally just live and learn
ive been there
AHHHHHHHH!
I’ve had a few sips here and there, but I tried some wine and a daiquiri and it was pretty nice
😭
This state is bottom 2 in the nation I hate being in Florida
Rasbora!!
Only worse state is Texas
I noticed I was feeling different after just a little bit so I stopped there
AYYYYY WOAH NOW
We just do the shit Texas does but a week later
I had an ex BF is Texas how dare you
Flow Rida
i visited florida and it was kinda a shit hole, no offense
Yeah
Y'all just gotta respect that Texas is literally the blueprint for Florida
Stroms!!!
We make all the same laws do all the same stuff have very similar cultures just like 2 weeks apart
Phenomenal sentence
Hi!!!
I can’t think of one place that is nice to be in the USA
You know it’s kind of crazy how often Texas gets brought up in this server
Florida is a really good catalyst for doing random stuff though
oh thats easy, Oregon
And yes for clarification I did have someone at one point he was amazing and I loved him but i forgot how we broke up
Since you know florida, do you know about the guy that got kidnapped by dolphins to build a city underwater?
Like I just now realized how often Texas is talked about (or at least I feel it’s talked about often)
Why are you that cookie word of guy fem
bats are so freakin cute
What the fuck even goes on in Oregon
Because 
Real and fair
Oregon things
nothing! thats the cool part, its just chill asf
What’s next Ohio is going to become a meme
Oregon and Vermont and Massachusettes are pretty nice
And Washington
and its beautiful, im going to visit over the summer
I wanna live in Vermont
I like crk (I’ve played for about 4 years) and I like shadow milk (even tho he’s awful)
What are you gonna do, shoot me?
Boston immediately eliminates Massachusetts
Yes
Boston isn't that bad
DEXTER!
It's not the greatest city but ppl treat it like philadelphia
Like it's really not that bad
Yeah but it birthed Mark Wahlberg
hug
The one and only
my parents have been watching Dexter.. sometimes I pop in and watch it too
Honestly can we just get rid of Montana like nobody lives there
hug
😁yay I hugged Dexter!
Nuh uh
But yeah I'd say the three worst places in the USA are Philadelphia, then Pine Hills, then the worst city on the planet, Omaha.
wyoming is more nothing than montana i think
id love to move the fuck out of texas though
oh god omaha
people over here are...not so enlightened as others and ill leave it at that lmao
ughh
Japan 🇯🇵 is the best
I've been there once... Evil ass place
I’ve always wanted to go there
it’s so worth it trust me
ehhh japan has its fair share of problems too
I went to a pig cafe
Actually salt lake City might be worse
And I completely agree with this
It was strange
no yeah that is worse
But Japan has Miku
like no offense but
Mormons are not fun to hang out with
🍪

you said it not me smudge
I hear more about Wyoming than I do about Montana
helo thank 4 cookie
You no longer fit the code
Awe ok
Awe? You want me to kill you or somethin😭
oh to afford a summer home
i think i remember hearing about Harrison Ford doing that
Hell no
I have to go to salt lake City pretty often and HOLY SHIT it's literally just ppl trying to sell you the book of Mormon it might be bottom ten cities worldwide
mormons are the religious equivalent of linux bros
they try to sell you the book???
Ew
Yes dude cuz that's part of the religion
at least christians just give it to you man.
Makes sense, nobody wants to go to a place that has nothing other than fucking bison, fields, and mountains
Lmao so me is Linux guy lmao
oh mb
They have to sell as many copies of the book of Mormon
i dont mean to disrespect any religion
i did say no offense earlier
people can believe whatever they want
Oh i take no offense lmao
See you don’t fit the code ur safe
we are the universe experiencing itself, i think its awesome that people have different ways of viewing and experiencing themselves
Rotate your jars of butter
hell yeah
Why
For now
i had to take a Benadryl after work and i wound up taking a like 7 hour nap
Alright
Billions of years of the universe just for me to send the 67 sticker
i don't have a "religion" but i'm not an athiest either, i believe some things can't be explained by science, but also none of the religions click for me
GET OU-
i think there might be stuff and it's cool if there is 
I think if I have to do the worst cities in the world it'd probably be
- Paris
- Salt lake City
- Orlando
- Omaha
- Philadelphia
- Allentown, Pennsylvania
- Grenada, Spain
ay. the universe decided it could not continue without that sticker.
Congrats, you’re agnostic
That's what it is in order
We do a little bit of trolling
right, that's the word for it
Oh smudge!
I too am agnostic
Notice how Pennsylvania is on there twice, it's because the state is so insane
Im pagan
, i found out my coworker is also pagan today and almost yelled YIPPEE
Fish
Your too smudge for religion
and thats why you were born as well, the universe decided it could not continue without you, and that is beautiful
i believe in dragons and tacos
I like ritualistic spiritualism but I don't really like establishment so idk I don't have a super concrete belief system
New religion unlocked dracos
And I believe in Monke
i truly believe the point of life is to experience it

Monke
Like I looked into Hellenism and a lot of it seems cool but there's also a lot of "rules" and that stuff ain't it
i think it's awesome that humans look so similar to each other yet live so differently
I like paganism because you build it around your thoughts, practices and experiences
Wait are the mods able to see when I type /dd stuff
no, that's not visible to anyone but you
ikk its insane that like people can be born just a few hundred miles apart and just live completely different. obv that can be said about your next door neighbor but like im talking full on accents are just a few hundred miles away
I do consider myself somewhat pagan but that's not really a religion
This reminded me to check my dd balance 16765 dd foe today
1,367 Dingus Dollars
Clover!!!
Like not specifically
its also amazing how connected the world is now
interesting how english basically became the world's language
1367 367 67
anyone can contact practically anyone now, and i think that is just incredible
I’m reading a book that’s kinda about like “damn, it’s crazy that we exist”
and people half a world away talk to each other instantly
Yup
Hello evan burgers
I mean it is if you’re committed to your practice and whatnot i really feel like it is yknow
Forgot the title but I feel like you’d like it
BURGER?
Heelo
i wonder if ill ever get to see actual alien life in my lifetime
IM SORRY DID YOU JUST SAY YOUR LAST NAME IS BURGER?
intelligent life, not some random bacteria
Like, every religion is a form of spiritual practice and so is paganism
Mb I saw it in a show it was funny ngl
I hope they make the mango mustard burger with the grimace shake meal for $6.07
NO YOU DID NOT ITS ALL OVER TIK TOK BRO
Yeah I did
nuh uhhhhhh
I just heard of the meme
i feel like there's too much space out there for it to be just us, but i also think that space is so big, and the conditions for life are so specific, that the nearest aliens to us could be almost impossible to reach
No I mean I saw it on TikTok
sorry for the yap
KITTY!
i completely agree
Yes, but paganism isn't a specific religion tho so I'm saying I don't have like a specific religion
Don’t let the cat get the cheese touch
the universe is simply too big for it to JUST be us, it doesnt logically make any sense
GOOD GOD BRO YOU GOT THE CHEESE TOUCH
Like I think the big pagan one is like druidry
I guess thats fair, for me it is my religion since theres no better term for my experience with it
wifey says "if they're advanced enough to travel light years they might not even want to bother with us at all"
Light speed travel has been disproved pretty much
like they could be way past our level, we could be like ants to them
Smudge imma throw tacos down on ya
🤣
there’s a burger in Vegas
thank you

I concur
what’s Smudges least favorite food?
i could go for like some fucking torchys or smth

Enjoy
smudge you're like if a moderator moderated a server
FTL and light speed breaks the laws of physics, there's need to be some crazy shit going on
I just drank so much juice and i dont regret it
I don't concur
Wake up
TRUE
I'm a little sleepy tbh 
you arent asking me but usually anything with pickles or coleslaw for me
Dude the torchys near my house literally exploded while I was in the cold stone next door
you and the other mods are appreciated
WHAAAAAT
Go sleep wake up stand on your chain do a flip then go sleep
WHAT
Get on l4d2 🧟♂️
blue cheese. that is the one thing i refuse to eat ever.
RIP whaaaat
And my uncle said some corny shit like "guess torchy's got torched"
It's 3 am in the Fucking morning
valid
How the hell did that happen
blue cheese is very valid
Honestly I have to agree
Like shut that shit up bro
Okay then at 7:30am when I'm home 
I’m gonna be evil and replace the ranch with blue cheese nyeheheheheh
i remember working at wataburger and we had this "blue cheese burger" limited item and i was sitting there just "how the fuck do people eat this shit man."
My butt

ranch is also bottom 10 foods for me
It stinks, go wash
BUUUUT he introduced me to Hayley williams of pop punk band Paramore the day before so I forgive him
daaaaaamn why ranch???
Nah I'm comfy
i just do not like it, i'm sorry
I'll do that when I wake up tomorrow
Because ranch looks like blue cheese
And the inverse
Do condiments clasify as food
Here’s the problem with that because….PIPE BOMB!!
is ranch like a niche thing to like now?
No
No it isn’t
ok ok
Not if you're in the American Midwest
Ranch is hard to find here
no, in america ranch is more popular than ever
I put ranch in my pizza
That is because they are dressinz, there are more….
if they don't then my least favorite food is.... olives
nah honestly though i kinda get it, ranch is getting kinda boring for me
I put that shit on everything
Why is there a group of like 7 people talking about ranch dressing 😭😭😭
YUCK
I put garlic and herb dip on my pizza
ITS SO GOOOOD
Ranch is amazing, torchys tacos is a great establishment that unfortunately exploded due to a gas leak, chicken cone got shut down bc the staff kept buying random shit with the money from the register
thats just the convo
Like that video of the one lady afraid of olives
That’s also fantastic
Smudge i enjoy having you around and talking to you…but WHY
Im allergic to one specific brand of ranch lmao
I can't have a good restaurant near me because I live in Florida and everyone just does whatever the fuck they want 24 7
Del taco shut down
I also think olives kinda suck
The taste is just kind of stingy?
I’m not like all over olives but like I don’t exactly hate them
no olives are just weird as fuck, pickled anything really, like its not like we are living in an apocalypse why the fuck are people eating this shit??
My least favorite food
Orange chocolate
I’ve never had it
very valid
I love taco bell andi dont care that the beef is 80% beef because im 100% sure theres worse things to eat
It tastes like static cling
Well actually just straight olives are nasty
exactly, i know it's garbage and i don't care, i like it
I LOVE THOSE
DISGUSTING
Valid i suppose 😭
I KNOW ITS GOT AN AFTER TASTE,,,, I LIKE IT!
Really? Those are good asf
but my only exception for olives is putting them on pizza idk why it just makes it better
people like "it's not mexican" yeah no shit, i don't eat it to eat mexican, i eat it to eat trash
if its good its good, if it gives me nourishment it gives me nourishment
Food is food

thank you jerry
also anyone who says taco bell gives them trouble on the toilet is WEAK
Never had taco Bell ngl
HOW THE HELL
IM SAYINGGGG, ive NEVER had stomach problems with it
I wish I could eat Taco Bell
It's not a thing here really
At midnight marks me being 1 month sober off of hard drugs which is crazy to me
some countries don't have it or only have very few in big cities
yall are lowkey missing out
Exactly, fucking obviously taco bell isnt mexican food, its some random shit on a flour tortilla.
Authentic Mexican is SO GOODDDD but its hard to come by REAL authentic food in any restaurant setting
Huh?
so true
I don't like tacos so I doubt I'm missing out much
Its like Chinese restaurants, most of that stuff was made up for americans
but its also kinda one of those things that goes bad after not eating it after an hour of getting it
its mostly the burritos
definitely not something i'd expect to see here 💀 but seriously, good job man, keep it up
Ngl I agree with a certain big Twitch streamer the best Burrito is the Steak House Burrito it was pretty good
Burritos are ok but the texture of burritos are Fucking horrendous
I don't even have a restaurant to like anymore bro one of my fav restaurants the lady got super high and started acting possessed and claiming everyone in her restaurant was a spy so it got shut down
Long story short i used to he an addict and im clean now
I have to drive to the middle of goddamn nowhere to get good food now
damn i never considered anyone would have problems with the texture
I try😭
Damn near gotta drive halfway to Christmas
oh dude fuck yeah man
Which is very in the middle of nowhere
Wait I just thought of something
The bread the meats and the vegetables textures clashes so BAD and I already hate the texture that most vegetables add it's why I rarely eat them (also I don't like the taste)
Is it always winter in the North Pole?
No
what is your guys' favorite fast food place? IDC HOW UNHEALTHY IT ISSS
Five guys
If not
McDonald's
Seasons are based on which direction the earth is tilted
reasonable
it's easily taco bell for me
So since the pole is on the axis
It’s good that you’re doing better
taco bell is a very solid choice
Authentic tamales tho…. I could eat like, one hundred no issue
Ikr it’s been a hell of a journey
Is experiences seasons
i loved del taco in california but there's none near me now
SORRY LEMUR LMAO
I actually used to hate burgers
DONT GET ME STARTED
Tomorrow me and my parents are driving an hour away to go to the city and get some stuff and one of the things is the Shamrock Shake
Fr i only be on za now but za ain’t even bad fr
🐉 🤝 
I used to be on (Pokemon) za
Ba dum tsh

It's whatever I spent maybe 20$ of the TWO paychecks they gave me before deciding it was time to close up
look i cant tell you i know what ur going through, but i quit smoking a certain plant a year ago, it was fucking hard to say the least, i couldnt imagine what actual hard drugs would do to someone trying to quit
Yeah I don’t like drugs
smudge is right there ill stfu if they tell me to
I actively hate them
eh, we can steer away from this now

fs
And I will never smoke because I have asthma
Smuuudge
Is beating people up legal
I was an asshole even went to a mental hospital for overdose
which sucks cuz I like running
only if they deserve it
Clipped?
BASED AND TRUE
So can I beat up the people in chat
And demon
damn in 2026 i used based
Ultrakilling it
8-3 IS KICKING MY ASSSSS MAN
are you saying demon are not a people
STOP DONT REMIND ME
In the name of truth, justice, and all that is preshrunk and cottony?
The other 430 dollars or whatever got sent to la mother and my bf so they were honestly angrier that I lost my job
Demon used to be people
He's a lemon
He's a fruit(y)
I started playing like 2 days ago
😭
have you made it to fraud yet?
I am so tired of carpal tunnel syndrome making it impossible to draw. RELEASSSEEE MEEEE
THAT FACE
No im at gluttony
Also demon isn't a people in chat
So checkmate
I want p ranks
my mom had that, and lactose intolerance
oh shit, i wont spoil anything
Transcend muscles altogether, carpals are unnecessary
i need to get hand braces again and i dont wanna but i know it would help
Fuse your ulna and radius

I cant breathe good am i cooked
Worst part is that I started smoking at 13 did hard shit at 14 and now im clean and almost 15
yes you do. not only will p ranking prepare you for the next chapters, it also unlocks bosses. i wont spoil much but im sure you knw
btw merry christmas
don't make me take the gift back to the store
thats good. your brain can fully develop now

I have it because connective tissue hates me, and on top of that it is severe in my right hand because of a really traumatic break on that arm causing permanent muscle and nerve damage 
Can't wait to see the act 3 secret boss
It better just lowk be god or satan
And my right hand is my dominant hand
dude ikkkk i JUST p ranked p 2 i cannot WAIT i am SO ready

Only like 19.more years before the ultra kill dev team decides they can make the final layer
Yeah its been out for like 7 years
im really hoping they wont take as long, fraud seems to be a coding nightmare

Took a seven hour nap and i feel like i could do it again right now
no thats fair lmao, there was an off chance you didnt know
a slight one
but yeah lock in dude, you can easily p rank the first chapter
After spending like 10 hours in the evil Philadelphia airport I am home
I mean so far I like the game i just find the Fandom annoying
Hopefully
its the chapters after that give me trouble
nah def, dw man ur good
When you leave a fandom to their own devices for two years they start going insane
Moment of scilence for smg4
Holy biscuit crackers!
CHILL
Happened with JoJo's, happened to berserk, happened to deepwoken (the worst best worst best game of all time)
Happened to deltarune with the damn Susie Gaster shit
Today our digital thermometer at work broke and we had to keep a paper log of temperatures throughout the day and use a manual thermometer for the chickens and stuff, and lemme just say, not all the customers were happy about having to wait while i took temps
Wow
Yeah thats a big pain in hospitality
Today i feel like tourturing myself beating nine circles
Wow!
I had to have them done by a certain time though so it was like,
This is food safety, i cant change the rules im sorry
I still remember how much deepwoken was going crazy during the month long update drought 💔 just saying any two characters are the same person
I dont mind using tools that arent instantaneous, but boy the customers sure do
Ik im the same (i hate it cuz they dont understand)
no yeah its literally like the undertale fandom, just ignore that stupid shit and enjoy the actual game
One of my coworkers got yelled at for working in the deli yesterday because they had to cook chicken , the person yelling was a vegan and its like, i understand the motive, but like, he literally is just doing his job, he legit just needs to make money for his family
He didnt kill the chickens, hes not responsible for that
a vegan...working in a deli?
They really dont and its baffling to me
Same here
Tbh the ultrakill Fandom is a fusion of the jjk and the old dark souls Fandom
Half of them don't play the game and the other are super elitest for some reason
No, a customer that was vegan was yelling at my coworker in the deli
OHHHHH okay okay
That’s like me working with spiders
are you a cranberry farmer??
No I’m not but for some reason I like cranberry
not pain cranberry
But like with added stuff
cranberry farms have a lot of spiders if u didnt know
The humble wolf spider:
Bat
AHHHHHHH
yeah wolf spiders
Helloo
Hru
they make them part wolf now. scary stuff
wait are wolf spiders those cute small ones
Hi
ik they protect the berries but like omg its fucking gross dude
i got the spider phobia BAD
And also not a single original joke in the whole Fandom
Same
Im pretty okay, just exhausted
Same
Hru?
To all my blind friends:
🖐️👇🤟👋🖐️🤙🫵
yeahhhhh, idrk what the deal is, especially with how dark some of the lore is i think they really tried to avoid these kinds of people but it (as you can see) just didnt fucking work
That had me screaming like a little girl
You mean deaf?
No
no
Im pretty scared of spiders unless its like, tarantulas or something like that, i just cant deal with the ones with spindly legs. But living with bub has made it alot easier to handle and they always move the spiders for me because i get too freaked out
I’m alright just exhausted
Yeah it really sucks because most discourse on the game is never actually about the game itself
It's mostly "v2 returns" or "I want Gabriel"
yeahhhhhh
did
And don't get me started on the stupid theories
n'tio
👍
undertales community almost ruined that game for me
that's why I play the hit game pong. Best community
smudgen't
Grr... You don't have every level p ranked on modded ass-knucklefuck difficulty? Are you even playing ultra kill?
Pong????!!! Eisenfunk reference???
who tf reacted 67 mango
I know its not but shhh
me
yo honestly
Again another instance of no content for 6 years driving a fandom to insanity
i could go for that aswell
MANGOS IN INDIA??????
mangindia
Bussin
footsteps in japan
footstapan
No sbr anime has genuinely been nuking the JoJo community for years
Too many people drive crazy in California
true, TBF they can be a little fucking faster with deltarune i dont even really blame the community
when will they release overtale
What's wild is that they've got ppl doing the combat shit like years in advance, the only thing that actually takes so long is getting it localized into every language they can
Nah we need sidetale
And making it work with console and making the deal with Xbox and PlayStation and Nintendo and whoever else
ig you cant just put that mf into google translate huh
Nah you gotta have a team of ppl fluent in two languages
mhmm
And who are actually good at translating
Ai could've been useful there if it wasn't dogshit at translating
Mmmmm Trans lating
"You're using the weapons?
Filthy casual i only used the punch"
duuude ikkk
You used your fist..nah I used my foot
i only ever use melee in cod
shit like that i hate in dark souls, and i hate it in ultrakill
IF ITS IN THE GAME, IT IS INDENDED, IF I HAVE TO NERF MYSELF, THE GAME IS EASY

I SAID IT

If you don't know how to spiderweb butt hair grip jump downslope you're a loser, maybe animal crossing is better fit for yku
Damn
if you don't play the same games as me, you suck
if you do play the same games as me, you don't suck
i do that irl
I remember when a dude on reddit was mad at me cuz I didn't know what a quick draw railcannon was
Was that in the fucking tutorial?

my butthair is sentient and attacks people. they call me doc ock for a reason
What kind of trombone slide of a sentence is this
attacks you with my butt hair
Im honestly going out of my way to not watch tutorials on ultrakill
so my strats are as garbage and unreliable as possible
ALright, that's enough of this discord for one day, goodbye!
My exact thoughts
ok surely you are at least parrying your own shotgun shells right
Im gonna throw you into a bath
Oh 100%
Thats my favorite thing to do with crowds of fodder enemies
dexter mogging?
Possibly
And overloading the shotgun and nuking myself
now surely you have not been doing this point blank right?
Depends
someone call an amber lamps
Kendrick?
Dude my friend showed me how to kill the malicious head super fast but my fat fingers can't consecutively ground slam so I just wait for his red orb attack to shoot it with the ricochet shot and hope it kills instantly
lamar?
Yeah
omg broski
oh dude its alright you dont need allat
Brokski!!!
ever heard of humble shotgun swapping?
Mmmm Humble
literally just shoot the shotgun, press e, shoot again, and repeat until dead, usually kills it with 3 shots, and that is within a second usually
CHAT!
CHAT
CHAT
CHAT
chat
I am extremely close to getting image perms!
Yeah I used to be able to do that but Ive been playing the game with keyboard [most of my life playing fps ive been playing controller] so ive been trying to relearn how to game
Lucky
And this is my first time playing ultrakill so
how to get image perms jimmy discord 2026
I wish I was 😔
Step 1 be cool
yeah thats what im saying it should be easy with keyboard, should take like 5 minutes to learn the muscle memory for it
ok
already failed :/
Step 2 talk a lot
gurt
Step 3 type /DD balance
where am i?
and check how much you have?
who are you people
Hi
hi
97 more dingus dollars until I get image perms
I need 1k more dd for image perms :(
Damn
thumbnail crew? when did I get that? i've nver been here
kinda surprising as all I've done is react to memes for a while
Damn it’s past my bed time
if you don't go to sleep, something bad will happen
gn
Maybe
at 3am presumably
For me it’s 9:06 PM
I need like 900 more points
i learnt not sleeping makes you grow an inch shorter
Midnight for me
Damn
11pm for me
3 o cok for me
Clipped
I mean I don’t sleep much so idc tbh
It’s clock not cok
clipped in 720p
cok a doodle doo ahh
same
Ayyy
we must be twins, or the same people from different universes
Maybe
Maybe my parents did it again and never told me
my father is dequavious dickenzington
Nope not twins
Same
Or you in the future time travelling
My mind produces art that can rival Picasso but my hands produce art that wouldn't even rival a worm covered in paint slithering on a piece of notebook paper
i gave birth to myself
Imagine Yarnaby was time traveling to tell me what happens to me
i really dont understand how to put my mind onto paper yknow?
Ts
its wormin time though
Thats alot of words to bad i ain’t readin em
Same. I had mine recorded though
i urge you to read those words!!
guys satisfactory crashed on me
its good for your development
Mind gud at art, hand bad at art
who is that

idk
why dos he looks pregnant
Same fr
He was at one point
Wait what
not actually but he used the pregnancy simulator
I thought it was twice
Chat we should start a being single sucks chain😭
I am single
no
The mods are watching
nah
i hope they are
they always are
Yeah smudge is watching
being single is fine
ik smudge is lurking
Same it’s terrible

i will become president of the world and send smudge to hell
And when the mods aren’t watching We have Monke watching over us
what about when neither are?
jim is disturbed
Dingus
JUST A HATING ASS MF FOR WHAT
Then Jimmy feels a disturbance in the force
How much did to start sendin images?
1500
I got 836
Fah
yeah :/
i will personally drop jim in the river of styx
I understand it doe

Cant have everyone spamming
Please no I want Jimmy to live
yeah
I want more YLYL
get a clone if you're so worried
koumei is so fun
i will take over
(clone Jimmy)
i'm pregnant, so I'd be a perfect replacement for jim
ok ybanray
Yarnaby Here?
indeed i am here
where is here?
over there
under there!
Chicken nuggets
i will personally ask zeus to strike you down
from where?
Under where
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why
chicken butt
i felt like it
well you said it too
Is that kit
ok stupid
No forgiveness :)
3/4
yeah that's me
stu peed is here
That sounded mean for no reason
it's their name, i didn't want to deadname them
I know I’m just saying
Ik thats why i said it😭
Okay
Thanks
Welcome
guys STOP FIGHTING /j
Mmmmmm top
we need to spread love and joy
why is the name dead who killed it
me
hubert
Wow
team effort to kill name
what name even do
ultrakill players genuinely how do you deal with guttertanks THE GAMING CHANNEL IS USELESS FOR TS IM SORRY
ERM... 🤓 go to gaming
What are you saying
WANT TO KNOW WHAT ELSE IS WOW!
NO THEY SUCK AT THIS GAME
its on my list
play dead cells
ill get to it eventually
Gn everyone
gn
eh didnt like the gameplay loop
gn
Goodnight OMAR
dead space is the greatest game of all time. source: me
evaporating you
Anyways
reviving you
i could not get into that game
which way is best of any?
I’m not sure
if you do not beat dead space, i will send you there
I don't think anyone knows :/
I don't like that
the best way for any is west
Did you have trouble navigating like I did? I wasn't exactly sure on where to go.

aw
YES, honestly its a mix of that, and just the OBJECTIEVELY unfairness of the game
No
And I couldn't find any shelter quick enough before the rain
that is literallty the point of it, to be unfair
which yeah i get but that doesnt mean i have to like it
do you like rage games
sometimes
I like games
i eat loving nood ls. fill up me. chicken
the only one i really like is geo dash
🧐
stu peed
WANT TO KNOW WHAT GAME I LIKE!
I used to play unfair Mario it's a pretty nice game of trial and error
pregnancy simulator 2025
koumei gameplay is just gambling, I love it
tuff
What I also like is that is has a death counter
died 634,888,134 times
The Sponsor of today’s video Genshin Impact
did you get a screw implanted into your brain
“Genshin Impact is an open world RPG”
haha sometimes
Genshit poopy
fym sometimes
hôtel
enrique
If anyone else doesn’t know but today the YLYL submissions are open
ik, but my url faill
Go to bed
jim will find you
Never
I’m waiting until 99 are posted in there because I want to be 100
death angle? from quite place?
No
Oh I made mention earlier that it was my bed time
quoi?
Oc class of mine
adrian
It could be past 100 right now
You!
It’s not there’s 97 exactly
Damn you got 3 left
I got 2 left cuz 99 and then mine
omg i have 1111 dickenzington dollars
Hello rose hru doing
Magical wbuu
I'm ok
Were is the YLYL submission thing
bro is magicianal
over there
people are scarred of me because im a cycle path
quoi?
I submitted mine fr
._.
98
69
for my franc frends:
Les gens ont peur de moi parce que je suis une piste cyclable
Heh funny
why tf is the number 1 banned
How do I submit a vid

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Jimmy will ping everybody when they open.
Thankyou
Yo? An admin is online
unforcuntaly, im autralian, meening i hav to do it on too days
Good grandma
i need an admin, i am injored
I need to update the embed, they're open right now
oh hi hugh
Quoi?
Call a bondulance
What's the number
i will become one day admin, you will feel very safe


I had to upload it from my other account with more subscribers for some reason
because my KPR channel can’t post for 2 weeks
but it’s in there now
gurt
Yarn my submission is in the YLYL now
Nice
I waited since this morning for it to reach 100
Because hopefully by then he’s gonna be weak
oh cool, Hugh was here
That's a long time
is dat a cat
My pfp? Or the video
vid
No those are dogs
dat is the boy killer
i died from humour
Was that sarcasm?
non
unforkantly, my url fucked up
i missed the chance to see jim giggle
from my funny mp4
It says in 6 hours I can submit another one
how long does it last?
grahhhdhawhd
I think until Friday
ok
But Jimmy is in Japan so idk when he’s coming back
i is coolgirl2
footsteps in japan?
That’s what I saw last
got hit with such an atrocious message in warframe that I can't repeat it without being instantly eradicated from the server
whisper it to me (they won't here trus me)

Last he said was “Oh I'm Shibuya'ing it” on twitter
i hope he returns safely and no one brings sarin on the plane
Shibuya? Like in jjk?
Same
I think
i dont wach aninmee
Good night then
dont let the bed bugs bite
do people still listen to lemon demon
i listen to demon lemon
w mans you know ball
I was about to say something really corny but managed to stop myself for once oh yea
lemone
corn cob
😞
corny is just a social construct vro
created by the elites to force feed corn to everyone
screams loudly for no reason other than being silly
TRUE
Fair enough
a lot of things are social constructs and i find it very interesting
i will personally rise to the sky and strike down every mod and admin in this server and that includes you smudge
@cinder iron what do you think?
do we need that guys opinion??
yes

I think I think
dd pay myself 2 billion euros
thank you for your input, you may now leave

“I think therefore i am”
I'm starting to think... (Kinger, TADC, episode 3)
I dunno nothin about that
i thinking - me
They says you should always thinks twice... I- I don't even thinks once.
haha i love myself
Boomba
quoi?
bomb
dog?
nah a catapiller
no
🐛
fym no
no
bro is just denying science
-# no
this is evolution
:3 I have smol brain
no
Recording break nice
My brain is smooth and empty
Whats that
Taking a break from recording a video lol
boy mango
quoi?



