general

[ruby zealot]

im straight but people think im gay for reasons i cant say they're wrong about

[indigo hull]

The exposed nerve 💀

[bleak warren]

people keep assuming i'm a guy

[indigo hull]

Oof

[light vessel]

I know you aren’t

[ruby zealot]

but you is a girl

[prime canopy]

I don’t know what people assume about me

[indigo hull]

I tend to shock people when I say I’m pan

[bleak warren]

they can't see it i guess

[ruby zealot]

pan? like for cooking?

[prime canopy]

Thought Irl, for sure, people think I’m a creep cause I look the part

[ruby zealot]

nothing about your user or pfp says guy

[indigo hull]

Well id consider myself bi

But I like transfems

[faint tendon]

Dude this one guy kept saying I was a girl because I have a "female art style" 😭

[bleak warren]

see that's what i thought

[ruby zealot]

poor non binary's

[indigo hull]

Just use binary code lmao

[ruby zealot]

can i see some art mayhaps?

[rancid garden]

chat genuine question

[faint tendon]

Check the art channel, just search from: me

[light vessel]

Yeah?

[rancid garden]

please be honest

[light vessel]

Yeah??

[ruby zealot]

okay

[rancid garden]

...is drizzling honey on my grilled cheese weird...?

[indigo hull]

You know

[bleak warren]

i never thought of that

[indigo hull]

I’m not sure, but you’ve opened me up to trying it

[ruby zealot]

....uhhhhh depends

[bleak warren]

i would call it intriguing

[prime canopy]

If your art style is feminine then mine is like… feminine cubed

[crisp hornet]

ive heard worse food combos

[indigo hull]

I know people drizzle honey on pizza

[rancid garden]

dude it hits so hard u guys GOTTA try it

[ruby zealot]

feminine³

[crisp hornet]

i wouldnt be against trying it ngl

[indigo hull]

Hey you’ve got me

[light vessel]

Well now I have a question

[indigo hull]

I know a good grilled cheese

[prime canopy]

True !

[crisp hornet]

i add it it my to do list

[rancid garden]

i made a DOPE ass grilled cheese

[light vessel]

is it bad I have never had pineapple pizza?

[ruby zealot]

but you is a girl so art style makes sense

[indigo hull]

What cheese do you use?

[indigo hull]

Art styles are art styles

There should be bo gender boundary there

[ruby zealot]

okay

[rancid garden]

i will say this:

as much as the joke is haha fruit on pizza bad

if u open ur mind to it, u MAY like it. sure its a weird topping, but bro its not like ur putting uranium on a pizza bro. its just fruit.

[ruby zealot]

true

[faint tendon]

Now that I’m looking at it myself, I have been drawing a lot of shirtless dudes lately 😭

[ruby zealot]

ZAMN

[indigo hull]

Noted… uranium glass on pizza

[crisp hornet]

pineapple pizzas not awful ngl

[prime canopy]

You sure you’re straight ? /j

[crisp hornet]

it not like s teir but its ok

[light vessel]

I was a weird kid when I was between 2-6

[prime canopy]

Yummy !!

[light vessel]

One of the food combos i tried was putting a pack of cooked ramen into a burrito I was like 3 though

[woven flicker]

So bored rn….

[indigo hull]

Hey kids it’s your local homeboy Jimmy Neukong telling you that it’s okay to be gay

[rancid garden]

oh dw we all were

[drowsy bridge]

Microwave popcorn until it turns into a black sludge

[rancid garden]

i ate bugs when i was little (blame timon and pumba)

[clever elm]

Blows up

[indigo hull]

I say that movie inspired a bunch of kids to eat bugs

[crisp hornet]

i had the WORST humor in elementary school, i unironically dabbed and shouted yeet until like 5th grade

[light vessel]

I’d never eats bugs I am to scared of them

[indigo hull]

I was in 5th grade in that time

[rancid garden]

dude when i was a little kid i would constantly pretend i was ben 10

[indigo hull]

Fidget spinners were all the rage

[crisp hornet]

same

[rancid garden]

i would even bring my little toy omnitrix to school

[light vessel]

I had the watch when I was little

[crisp hornet]

my lil brother has one

[indigo hull]

I had a SpongeBob plush I took to school for like a whole month when I was 9

[bleak warren]

i want one of these

[light vessel]

I also remember have the mechazord sword from the power rangers

[indigo hull]

I had several

Hell I unironically made a hell or a business deal off of one

[crisp hornet]

i have like 3 spongebob kinex sets from when i was younger

[indigo hull]

I traded one for a pair of shoes worth like 150 dollars at the time

[crisp hornet]

i love spongebob

[light vessel]

But one toy my parents never let me have were nerf guns

[indigo hull]

I have the Vulcan…

[crisp hornet]

dude i LOVE nerf

[indigo hull]

The bit ass LMG Nerf made

[light vessel]

I only got to use them when I visited my cuz

[rancid garden]

i would make the sfx with my mouth

[tired temple]

Jimmy just jumpscared me on the big Instagram

[crisp hornet]

i have a bunch of em in my room

[rancid garden]

its so hard making the omnitrix time out sound effect with ur mouth

[indigo hull]

I scored a whole bunch of nerf guns at a yard sale for like 7 dollars once

[crisp hornet]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[urban valve]

nerf this

[indigo hull]

Ok lights your ass up with a rival blaster

[light vessel]

And now I just got images of Dva in my head

😭

[frail thistle]

is anyone here from the phillipines, i have a question

[light vessel]

SPAMTON!

[crisp hornet]

spamton wheres tenna

[crude garden]

Monke

[light vessel]

Monke

[coral token]

BOO

[crisp hornet]

eek

[light vessel]

AHHHH

[crude garden]

Yes monke indeed mr.furry

[light vessel]

so scary

[ruby zealot]

AAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[light vessel]

Thales is so scary I think almost died

[crisp hornet]

my timbers indeed have been shivered

[bleak warren]

thales is only scary if you're a trouble maker

[light vessel]

Thales might be scarier than Jimmy

[coral token]

rawr x d

[bleak warren]

UwU

[crisp hornet]

owo

[coral token]

my pup went to the vet today

[light vessel]

-w-

[left sierra]

I'm not sure what to draw right now, I half want to do something, but not sure what to do

[coral token]

(huge ass golden retriever, i call her still a pup)

[light vessel]

You must be tall then

[coral token]

i am not

[crisp hornet]

^w^

[left sierra]

May the pup be alright, and gifted with only the best of treats

[light vessel]

how tall is Thales?

[drowsy bridge]

4’3

[coral token]

5'6-5'7

[bleak warren]

heheh short man

[drowsy bridge]

[light vessel]

DAMN I’m taller

[verbal anchor]

No

[light vessel]

I’m probably like 5’9-5’11

[ruby zealot]

short

[urban valve]

ahhh i see what you did there

[ruby zealot]

im 6'1

[verbal anchor]

Short

[indigo hull]

im somewhere around that too

my mom is short af tho

[light vessel]

actually I’m almost as tall as my dad so I might be in the 6 foot range

[indigo hull]

like 4'11 short

[light vessel]

idk i have not went to a doctor to check in a couple months

[frail thistle]

what crumbs are the best meal

[light vessel]

Crumbs are crumbs as long as there from something I like I eat them

[crisp hornet]

Im the second shortest boy in my grade and im still taller than my algebra teacher

[languid grove]

YOU HAVE A DOG??

[light vessel]

anyways I am going to watch Jimmy Here

[crisp hornet]

nah bro cookie crumbs are the best

[languid grove]

AND YOU NEVER SAID ANYTHING?

[light vessel]

Cya

[crisp hornet]

bai

[coral token]

girl i've sent like 2000 pictures the past 3 years....

[left sierra]

You saw my cat, I can send another picture of her if you want some

[languid grove]

I HAVEN’T SEEN THESE NOR ANY MENTION OF A DOG

[crisp hornet]

ima go eat some lemon meringue pie from village inn

[coral token]

SEARCH MY NAME AND ''My dog''

[crisp hornet]

brb

[coral token]

63 SEARCHES

DUMB FUCK

[ruby zealot]

AWWWW

[left sierra]

Hey! No swearing on my profile!
No hecks! No fricks! No double decker (censored)
OKAY?!

[ruby zealot]

shes so adorable

[languid grove]

Nevermind you have said it in my presence LMAO

[coral token]

dementia jeez

[left sierra]

...You still want pictures of my cat?

[languid grove]

Sure

[left sierra]

Check animals

[coral token]

i have posted no less than 544 pictures in animals

most of my cat

[ruby zealot]

so cute

[ashen dagger]

Well i wanted a sugar cookie, but oh well

Didnt get it

[ruby zealot]

summoning a 2 feet sugar cookie for you

[ashen dagger]

Sweet

[ruby zealot]

yeah cookies are sweet.

[strong vigil]

bwoah

[frail thistle]

do you want an EVIL sugar cookie

[indigo hull]

i have frosted sugar cookies

they are pink

[frail thistle]

like the ones they'd have at school parties if you won a spelling bee or smth

[indigo hull]

yeah you can get them at walmart they arent that much

[woven flicker]

I’m tired

[ruby zealot]

same

[woven flicker]

But I can’t sleep

[ruby zealot]

also same

[woven flicker]

I’m waiting

[ruby zealot]

what time is it for you?

[crisp hornet]

I II II I __

loss

[light vessel]

I still don’t know what that means

[crisp hornet]

just search up loss meme

or loss ctrl alt delete

[frail thistle]

oversimplification of a comic about a miscarrige

[woven flicker]

7:20pm

[ruby zealot]

damn

[light vessel]

I feel like you live in Philadelphia idk why I just feel like it

Either Philadelphia or New York

[left sierra]

...Dude

[light vessel]

What?

[left sierra]

That's something I'm not even going to begin to talk about, but just... nah

[light vessel]

Did I say something bad?

I’m actually confused

[gritty temple]

I’m also confused please elaborate as I am stupid

[carmine venture]

So I finally started ultrakill

[woven flicker]

Illinois

[gritty temple]

Are you winning ?!??!

[light vessel]

Oh ok

[left sierra]

Ok, just, I don't like the game of (Guess where I am) since reasons

[ruby zealot]

arch you big ol bunny how are you? did you get fruits?

[gritty temple]

I am very bad and have no fruit but we ball

[carmine venture]

Im doing alright
I just need to p rank the gluttony levels

[light vessel]

Oh ok

[ruby zealot]

[carmine venture]

Then I can move on to chp 2

[gritty temple]

Wiggling ur ears

[ruby zealot]

may i ask why so bad

[light vessel]

17 more DD until I reach 1,300

[carmine venture]

Although im not that good I do find the game fun
I just find the Fandom very annoying

[steady owl]

KRAFTON LOSE THE LAWSUIT! THE SUBNAUTICA DEVS ARE GETTING THEIR 250 MILLION DOLLAR BONUS!

[carmine venture]

Ok

[steady owl]

This is peam

[carmine venture]

Peam

[steady owl]

This is a major win against corporations who think they can walk all over people

This is absolutely peam

[light vessel]

Me when It’s peam

[gleaming lance]

Wspppp

[steady owl]

Peam has just became a part of my vocabulary. No clue how

[light vessel]

WAZZZUP!!

[gleaming lance]

I’m new but I’ve been watching since 2020

[ruby zealot]

goat lady!

[gleaming lance]

I think August

[light vessel]

I have some words I made too

[indigo hull]

sometimes we just be making up new words

[light vessel]

I replaced the D in lord with T to make Lort and then I sometimes say “Oh my Snacker Crackers”

[gleaming lance]

How do I submit memes, I tried to and it sends me here

[bleak warren]

lort is not something you made up, i see that all the time

lots of memes with people saying "oh my lort"

[indigo hull]

ok but riddle me this smudge

[light vessel]

nah I’m pretty sure I made it first I said it when I was like 5

[indigo hull]

Attila is the Paul Simon of the Huns

[steady owl]

Yes that me

[indigo hull]

Bleda is the Art Garfunkel

[light vessel]

Who the [censored] is Garfunkel

[steady owl]

I certainly didn’t make it up. I’ve seen other people say peam too

[next ferry]

It is wednesday my dudes.

[light vessel]

It’s Monday

[steady owl]

No it fucking isn’t

[next ferry]

April Fools.

[light vessel]

Your 2 day early

[steady owl]

No it fucking isn’t

[light vessel]

It’s March

[ruby zealot]

crazy i have been mentioned by my user 1808 times

[next ferry]

Haha.

[steady owl]

Oh also, hi Smudge!

[bleak warren]

hihi

[steady owl]

Smudge why are you in a block of ice?

[ruby zealot]

S.m.u.d.g.e.

[next ferry]

What are the odds Jimmy and co record a you laugh you leave?

[light vessel]

Smudge is Mariah Carey confirmed?

[ruby zealot]

trapped like ghidorah

[bleak warren]

it's a gelatinous cube from D&D

[next ferry]

And Steve Rogers, kind of.

[gritty temple]

Because they are cool

[light vessel]

Nah She gonna break outa the ice saying “ITS TIIIIIIIME!”

[drowsy bridge]

Christmas mentioned

[light vessel]

Yup

[next ferry]

Then she'll sing: "I…🔔🎵"

[steady owl]

You’ll die though if you’re in one though, right?

[bleak warren]

idk i'm just vibing

[light vessel]

Dragons are good with cold

[steady owl]

[bleak warren]

i'm not, cold murders me

[hollow cobalt]

Hows chat today

[light vessel]

Not you your OC

[next ferry]

Vibing

[light vessel]

Vibing

[hollow cobalt]

Nice

I need to be more active, fr

[next ferry]

Does someone have both capybara plushies and Nerf, to occasionally practice their aim?

[light vessel]

I can’t wait for my birthday

[hollow cobalt]

Like, nerf or nothing?

[light vessel]

I’m going to ask for a gift card to buy some more custom profile stuff

[hollow cobalt]

I had a nerf sword

[light vessel]

I had a toy power rangers sword

[hollow cobalt]

Nice

[next ferry]

Nerf released melee?, that's unheard of.

[indigo hull]

they had like several foam swords and knives

[hollow cobalt]

Yea

[indigo hull]

ive got three of the shell ejecting blasters

[light vessel]

My dad also had a replica sword that was actually sharp

[indigo hull]

two are duplicates

[hollow cobalt]

Nerf n-force marauder

[next ferry]

O_o woah

[indigo hull]

ive got like four i think?

[light vessel]

wait actually I did have 2 nerf guns they were Fortnite ones

[indigo hull]

wait no five

three of them are replica civil war era sabres

[light vessel]

Cool

[indigo hull]

the other two are like crusader longswords or something idk

[carmine venture]

I remember having a old foam nerf sword when I was a kid and eventually the very top part of it fell off revealing the plastic underneath so it legitimately had a marth tipper crit

[hollow cobalt]

Yea the top of my sword wore off and saw the plastic

[light vessel]

I can’t believe in 2 years people born in 2010 are going to be old enough to drink with parental supervision

[upbeat breach]

gup

[indigo hull]

i wanna make my own blunderbuss

[rose vector]

in murica at least

[light vessel]

And in California

I checked

[indigo hull]

(and yes this is legal, muskets and guns of the like are legally not considered firearms, and as such are exempt from a lot of federal laws)

[next ferry]

Such a lovely place.🎵

[steady owl]

Tf happened here to cause nearly 8000 people to leave the server since this sticker was made??

[hollow cobalt]

[rose vector]

i am polish

[light vessel]

which means in 2 years I can have adult drinks

[rose vector]

so its from 18, i tjinm

[hollow cobalt]

They got caught in the explosion

[bleak warren]

really that many? holy crap

[indigo hull]

you can buy kits in some gun stores to build your own flintlock rifles and such

[carmine venture]

You like pirates?

[hollow cobalt]

Literally died from the explosion

[steady owl]

Yeah. Maybe bots?

[indigo hull]

no i just like black powder weapons in general

[carmine venture]

The incident

[next ferry]

You see, everything changed when the fire nation attacked.

[steady owl]

Bots that were banned?

[bleak warren]

no way there were that many unbanned bots

[indigo hull]

a civil war game rekindled my interest in them

[urban valve]

drink apple sauge

[indigo hull]

Sauge 💔

[hollow cobalt]

I thought I read "drink apple sausage", and I was gonna cry

[steady owl]

Could also be a lot of people just downright deleting their discord account after they announced they were doing the whole age check thing

[narrow atlas]

Beep

[carmine venture]

I can see the appeal
Me personally you can't go wrong with a good shotgun

[steady owl]

I’ve noticed all of discord had somewhat quietened down after that

[indigo hull]

hell pirates would literally load them with nails and shit

[bleak warren]

there was a guy who left here recently who was trying to convince people to leave discord but i don't think he succeeded

[indigo hull]

for a moment the space in front of you is hell on earth

[next ferry]

I prefered sniper rifles…in games, not sure how accurate the real world stuff compares to their in-game mimic.

[carmine venture]

Road hog style

[indigo hull]

let me tell you about my favorite percussion rifle

[urban valve]

hey i remember that guy

[bleak warren]

he was memorable

[indigo hull]

the British made Whitworth Rifle

[next ferry]

Percussion?

[bleak warren]

even though he thought we didn't listen

[steady owl]

Was it like a regular or was it someone who no one had ever talked to before?

[indigo hull]

a musket that uses a percussion cap instead of flint

[bleak warren]

a regular

[indigo hull]

think of those cheap cap guns you can buy

[dreamy knoll]

🍪

[next ferry]

Percussion cap and steel!

[bleak warren]

thank you for cookie veem

[bleak warren]

DALT 👋

[steady owl]

Oh shit really? God dang. Were they a regular during my time??

[soft glacier]

[indigo hull]

the Whitworth found its largest use in the hands of the losers of the American Civil War

[steady owl]

Oh hi Dalton

[bleak warren]

no, newer

[light vessel]

Hi Dalt I don’t know you yet but it’s nice to meet you

[steady owl]

Ohh ok

[dreamy knoll]

Np now im going bacl to legos before uni

[slow geyser]

Dalton is alive?

[ruby zealot]

aight chat imma go sleep night

[indigo hull]

its an absolutely beautiful rifle that id love to own

[light vessel]

Ok is someone going to fill me in on who Dalton is?

[soft glacier]

nah

[next ferry]

Ooh, which Lego are you building nowadays?

[slow geyser]

Dalton are you a ghost

[bleak warren]

former mod, twitch mod, handles a lot of YLYL stuff

[dreamy knoll]

A set

[soft glacier]

[bleak warren]

also doesn't talk to minors

at all

he blocks them

[light vessel]

Oh cool

[indigo hull]

originally set the record for longest confirmed sniper kill when Union General John Sedgwick was killed at Spotsylvania Court House in 1864

[light vessel]

Understandable

[slow geyser]

Im not a minor, im a major

[indigo hull]

you may know him as the 'They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance' guy

[light vessel]

Bars

[indigo hull]

that was done by a hexagonal bullet

[light vessel]

There’s other shaped bullets?

[indigo hull]

the Whitworth had hexagonal rifling and had a bullet shaped as such to suit it

[steady owl]

Oh that’s why I was blocked years ago LMFAO. I’ve always been so confused why I was blocked but that makes sense. Doesn’t make sense now though since I’ve been an adult for ages now

[dreamy knoll]

🍪

[indigo hull]

and it actually greatly stabilized the bullet and made the rifle very accurate

[bleak warren]

he probs just doesn't know wouldn't worry about it

[slow geyser]

Dalton is like if green was dubstep

[light vessel]

Isn’t dubstep green?

Wait

[bleak warren]

dubstep is wub

[upbeat breach]

i heard green

[slow geyser]

Well dalt on green is name dubstep

[dreamy knoll]

Tree

[bleak warren]

wub wub

[soft glacier]

green

[light vessel]

🤣

[slow geyser]

Green indeed

[upbeat breach]

hai veemo :P

[bleak warren]

bro is super green

[dreamy knoll]

Hello tree hru

[light vessel]

Bro is a pea

[steady owl]

Yeah I won’t. I don’t really care whether people block me nowadays. I just find it funny. Someone blocked me in a server I mod for because I was enforcing the rules 😭

[upbeat breach]

am gud :3 watching jojos :P

[slow geyser]

Is hugh alive right now

[dreamy knoll]

Noice

[bleak warren]

blocking the mods is crazy 💀

[steady owl]

Ok, off to work now

[slow geyser]

I think i have the jimmyhere bot blocked

[languid grove]

No

[soft glacier]

thales has it one step higher, he has it banned

[bleak warren]

you'll never get notifications if your reports or submissions get accepted if you have bot blocked

[slow geyser]

[light vessel]

Thales has Jimmy banned?

[bleak warren]

i'm sure that was an honest mistake

[indigo hull]

Get a load a this guy

[slow geyser]

Thats true but i havent found anything good to submit in like a year

[soft glacier]

yea it was, but still

[autumn sorrel]

Wait what jimmy got banned?

[light vessel]

LUX!!

[bleak warren]

no, once again ted misread something

seems to keep happening

[autumn sorrel]

Ok lol X3

[light vessel]

Wait not banned I meant blocked

2 B words

[bleak warren]

nobody blocked jimmy

they are talking about the bot

[light vessel]

oh

[autumn sorrel]

That would be hilarious tho

[indigo hull]

Jimmy isn’t even relevant to this place he’s just here for show

[soft glacier]

i blocked jimmy, for not being here

[indigo hull]

He keeps us updated on streams tho

[light vessel]

[bleak warren]

💔 when will he return to us

[soft glacier]

August 12, 2036

[indigo hull]

Where will you be when Jimmy makes his return

[bleak warren]

📝

[light vessel]

I’m going to be 26 by then

[indigo hull]

I’ll be 29

[bleak warren]

i'll be

ahahaa oh god

oh no

[indigo hull]

Whar

[bleak warren]

i hope i'm not still here in 10 years that's all i gotta say

[indigo hull]

I don’t blame you

[light vessel]

Wait how old is Smudge rn?

[bleak warren]

old

[light vessel]

I forgot

[bleak warren]

almost as old as jimmy

[indigo hull]

By that point your discord acc would be 20

[bleak warren]

i am turning to dust

[indigo hull]

Yo what’s up guys it’s me Charlie hey did that girl just turn into sand?

[light vessel]

wait by 2036 brain rot kids are going to be like 11-14 maybe 15

[elfin wing]

real stinker right here

uber stank

[tulip shell]

Y'all, what tank battle scene should I draw tomorrow?

1. World War 1
2. Interwar period
3. World War 2
4. Early cold war
5. Late cold war
6. Modern day
   I want to draw one of them and have ideas for all of them, but I can't decide which one

[indigo hull]

Looks like I’m resorting to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs

Loaded with grapeshot

[light vessel]

There’s already 70 videos in the submissions for the YLYL

[humble isle]

Lalalaa..

[urban valve]

only?

[light vessel]

Yeah

[dreamy knoll]

🍪

[light vessel]

I’m waiting until 99 because i want to be the 100th video

[drowsy bridge]

Early Cold War

[dreamy knoll]

Ribbatron guess wut

[languid grove]

[urban valve]

idk

[light vessel]

[languid grove]

BWEHHHHH

[light vessel]

I know how to do that face

[upbeat breach]

[indigo hull]

Where’s the option for Rorke’s Drift?

[humble isle]

I’m gonna GET YOU

[languid grove]

AAAAAAAAA

[indigo hull]

Woodrow Wilson is like 💀

[light vessel]

1,308 Dingus Dollar rn

[iron wraith]

Wait ylyl is open rn?

[tulip shell]

What tank battle took place there?

[indigo hull]

Didn’t realize you specified tanks

[light vessel]

192 more dingus dollars until I can unlock image perms

[iron wraith]

Yippie

[dreamy knoll]

Enjoy

[indigo hull]

Ok I need you to fact check something

[light vessel]

OMG THATS SO CUTE

[dreamy knoll]

Why me

[iron wraith]

Then you can join me and bully jimmy

[dreamy knoll]

🍪

[light vessel]

Bet

[indigo hull]

It’s relevant to Australia and something I read a while back

[languid grove]

WHO ATE HIS ARMS

[light vessel]

Your most welcome

[languid grove]

Oh phew they grew back

[upbeat breach]

erm im a plant they come back

[indigo hull]

But apparently movies that depicted bushrangers in any form were banned for a long time

[dreamy knoll]

Idk i dont think so

[indigo hull]

May have been a lie then

[light vessel]

So your like Piccolo

cool

[upbeat breach]

probably idk ive never watched dbz

[dreamy knoll]

Nope they did for like a year due to ned kelly's gang

[light vessel]

Damn alright

[indigo hull]

I was about to say

[indigo hull]

It was something to do with Kelly

RIP you magnificent bastard

[drowsy bridge]

It’s almost Christmas

[indigo hull]

SO YOURE THE REASON ITS SNOWING

[drowsy bridge]

Always

[dreamy knoll]

Can u send snow here plz???

[drowsy bridge]

When my jolly spirit dies, it will stop snowing

[drowsy bridge]

🌨️

[light vessel]

Hopefully it works

[thorn locust]

8-3 pov

[dreamy knoll]

Nvm it just rains

[light vessel]

If it gets cold enough it will snow

[dreamy knoll]

Its australia

[light vessel]

Oh nvm

Wait don’t they have like flying spiders there?

[indigo hull]

no thats only in Indochina from what ive heard

[light vessel]

Oh ok

[indigo hull]

same with what they call the Giant Huntsman spider

[light vessel]

Wait no I’m thinking of kangaroo’s

[indigo hull]

its own entirely distinct species than the ones in Australia

[light vessel]

Australia has lots of those

[dreamy knoll]

No we just have snakes, spiders and frogs in places u dont want them to be

[light vessel]

We have frogs too but not many spiders

[indigo hull]

we have a species of toad in the US that can get you incredibly high

[light vessel]

Of course

[indigo hull]

it contains essentially the same active psychoactive in Peyote

a form of DMT

[light vessel]

What are those screaming frogs called?

The ones Jimmy likes

[dreamy knoll]

Yeah no we have snakes in the toilet, frogs in your sink and spiders in your shoe

[indigo hull]

more like spiders through the shoe

the Sydney Funnel Web terrifies me

[light vessel]

Spiders in Australia are on x games mode

[dreamy knoll]

The big boy can punch through 2 layers of shoe leather

[drowsy bridge]

My dad asked to get his photo taken in front of Costco

[dreamy knoll]

And its twice the size of its cousin the sydney funnel web

[indigo hull]

so i've heard

tbh i think i could get over my arachnophobia by keeping jumping spiders

[light vessel]

I don’t like any spiders

[indigo hull]

you can literally have them as pets

[light vessel]

there just creepy as hell

[crisp hornet]

i agree

[indigo hull]

i'd be too arachnophobic to keep tarantulas

[crisp hornet]

spider scary

[indigo hull]

but i like them

[light vessel]

Just don’t keep a desert spider

[indigo hull]

my uncle had a rose hair when he was a teenager

my dad had a snake

[light vessel]

Them bitches are fast as hell

[crisp hornet]

WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY SO FAST

[indigo hull]

have you seen how fast a huntsman can move?

[light vessel]

Idk but they the kind of spider that drink 5 cans of Red Bull

like wtf

[light vessel]

From R.E.P. O.?

[indigo hull]

no the big ass huntsman spiders in Australia

[light vessel]

Oh

[indigo hull]

but ask the person thats actually from Australia about them

I, as an American, cannot do them true justice

[light vessel]

So then I’m guessing Huntsman spiders are the Wally West of spiders?

[drowsy bridge]

For the people who complained about tourists, my parents are being really touristy 💀

[indigo hull]

chat when the day comes one of you may be selected to decide what my first musket may be

[light vessel]

Hello Mario!

[undone cypress]

ough

[indigo hull]

oh good you're still alive

[undone cypress]

no im die

[indigo hull]

no please dont kil

[undone cypress]

club penguin is kil

[indigo hull]

where were you when club penguin was kil

[crisp hornet]

you feeling any better amy?

[undone cypress]

fuh naw!!! 🗣️

[crisp hornet]

dam

sorry to hear that

[undone cypress]

at least im not throwing up when I cough each time

[indigo hull]

well thats good

[undone cypress]

since I didn't eat SHIT AT ALL TODAY

[indigo hull]

oh nevermind

[drowsy bridge]

Consume ginger

[undone cypress]

dont have that

[drowsy bridge]

Damn

[undone cypress]

literally most normal people dont just have ginger lying around
ive never seen anyone actually have ginger

my whole life

[arctic harbor]

frawl

[crisp hornet]

i know bro, like ill be thirsty ass fuck when im sick but if as much of a drop of water hits my tounge i puke up an entire bowl's worth of vomit D:

[drowsy bridge]

I do!

[undone cypress]

you are the only person in the world to have ginger

[drowsy bridge]

Candied ginger or something

[undone cypress]

ew what

[drowsy bridge]

Actually I think regular ginger too

[undone cypress]

candied???

[drowsy bridge]

My mother wanted it to taste better

[undone cypress]

reminds me how my family used to be huge ginger ale addicts a few years back
me included
now its all about dr pepper and mtn dew code red

[drowsy bridge]

The taste of ginger isn’t too pleasant

Ginger ale is so peak

[undone cypress]

like
we had EVERY BRAND and flavor

[drowsy bridge]

What’s the best brand

[undone cypress]

shweppes

[drowsy bridge]

I’ll keep that in mind

The vending machine at my school has Canada Dry

[woven flicker]

Sooo bored…

[left sierra]

Board?

[woven flicker]

UGHHHHH AAAAA

[thorn locust]

ik this is late as FUUUCK but i just remembered that i had heard free.99 collab with KFC Murder Chicks and thats where i knew them from

this is how general is look at my message rn

mb guys

[crisp hornet]

did u change to windigs font?

[urban valve]

my name is anderdingus

[light vessel]

My name is anderdingus

[crisp hornet]

my name is ryanbuttlord

[light vessel]

My name is Lee Key Bum 69

Was that not funny?

or did no one get the joke

[dark marsh]

God im so damn bored

[thorn locust]

i wasnt here for it and i lack the ball knowledge

[light vessel]

Ball knowledge?

[thorn locust]

mhm

[light vessel]

[languid grove]

Were you a member here before?

[languid grove]

I was meant to reply to this

[thorn locust]

yeah at least 4 other times

[bleak warren]

💀

[thorn locust]

lmaoo

[languid grove]

Oh, what was their previous accounts?

[thorn locust]

oh just this one

pepestarehappy

[bleak warren]

you've been unbanned multiple times then

[thorn locust]

i have indeed

[languid grove]

Are you talking about yourself?

[thorn locust]

very nice mod team btw

[thorn locust]

yes

[languid grove]

[thorn locust]

very forgiving

[drowsy bridge]

What did you even do 😭

[woven flicker]

I cringed so hard I shivered

[thorn locust]

eh just be a general nuisance

[drowsy bridge]

🔥

[thorn locust]

idk im not proud of who i was a few years ago

[languid grove]

I was so clearly asking about someone else though

[indigo hull]

did your timbers shiver?

[thorn locust]

but i have dyslexia and i cant read so good so you have to deal with it

[undone cypress]

soup

[woven flicker]

😭

[thorn locust]

not my fault, me was born this way

[light vessel]

Dumb misquote bit my arm

[bleak warren]

man i hate being attacked by misquotes

[light vessel]

same

[crisp hornet]

i know bro

[bleak warren]

[urban valve]

say on wallahi bro, say on wallahi!

[light vessel]

California has a lot of those

[crisp hornet]

i dont wanna get mealarea

[bleak warren]

i think the internet

[indigo hull]

fun fact

[bleak warren]

has the most misquotes

[indigo hull]

Malaria used to be used as a cure for a certain disease

[light vessel]

True

[crisp hornet]

which one

[drowsy bridge]

🦟

[thorn locust]

i truly believe that if all misquotes died the world would go on as normal

[languid grove]

[drowsy bridge]

My parents are so touristy😭

[thorn locust]

SURE there are some animals that eat them, but they also eat anything the fuck else

[drowsy bridge]

I truly believe that I walked faster than them rn when I was in crutches

[indigo hull]

not sure if i can say it but it has the word philis in it

[thorn locust]

oo someone in my complex is cooking smth good

the smell is entering my apartment

[crisp hornet]

theyre the main food source for dragonflies

i think

[thorn locust]

surely they can find smth better i mean cmon dude

[indigo hull]

as it goes Malaria induces such a high temperature fever that is straight up kills the disease

then you had to deal with the malaria

[narrow atlas]

Not really. When a populations main food supply is gone it will devastate them. Yes they can eat other things, but there’s likely not enough of that alternative for the rest

[indigo hull]

which only had a 15% death rate

[woven flicker]

Rib

[thorn locust]

reasonable sacrifices

[urban valve]

Bir

[thorn locust]

im baiting if u couldnt tell

[undone cypress]

why were jeans commercials back then so unhinged

[bleak warren]

look i don't make the rules but mosquitos gotta go

[light vessel]

yeah

[thorn locust]

daaaaamn straight

[urban valve]

nooo

i like mosquitos

[crisp hornet]

are u a master?

[narrow atlas]

I don’t care if it’s bait I wanna talk about ecology

[thorn locust]

how can you like mosquitos???

[light vessel]

nah I don’t want any of my blood being sucked out

[bleak warren]

if you mean 90s ads, those were all pretty wild

[thorn locust]

thats fair, continue

[undone cypress]

I murdered one a few days ago
big nasty guy i tell ya

[thorn locust]

1 out of a gajillion to

[light vessel]

One less mosquito to bother me thank you

[undone cypress]

Levi's were the most batshit insane ones
I just saw one in vinnys latest commercial chaos

[thorn locust]

10 others replaced that one guy

just saying

[urban valve]

bro mosquitos are good for plants

[thorn locust]

oh reeeeally

[narrow atlas]

That now devastated population than also leads to a food shortage for any populations that feed upon them

[thorn locust]

and did the plants tell you this?

[undone cypress]

im lucky enough for mosquitoes to not get me often

[carmine venture]

I haven't gotten any mosquitoes but I will be prepared if any do end up in my abode

[urban valve]

science did

[carmine venture]

Fucking electric fly swatter

[thorn locust]

nuh uh

[indigo hull]

We do our best to avoid having any still water around

It becomes a festering ground for them

Especially in the summer

[light vessel]

I keep water on me to stay hydrated

[quiet basalt]

The issue is that mosquitoes heavily overpopulate and perpetuate disease far more efficiently than most other vectors.

[narrow atlas]

It’s kinda like a domino effect of a bunch of populations getting hurt, and or booming, which leads to more populations getting hurt from the than lack of a prey population, or becoming unregulated from the removal of predator population

Remove a really big species, or population, and ecosystems collapse

[quiet basalt]

The goal isn’t to exterminate mosquitoes, it’s to make sure they don’t turn into gargantuan swarms that transmit disease.

[light vessel]

Damn

[urban valve]

a i see it. Its natural selection. If i die bc a mosquito i was weak

[light vessel]

Mosquito’s are older than my great great grandma

[indigo hull]

Malaria is a better death than dysentery

[quiet basalt]

Malaria is also an incredibly infectious disease that kills incredible amounts of people a year

It’s also hard to cure since it’s prevalent in areas with lacking healthcare

And nobody wants to send humanitarian aid

[hollow cobalt]

Hi chat

[indigo hull]

It was also formerly used as a treatment for a disease that starts with s and has the word philis in it that I’m not sure if I can say

[bleak warren]

they treated THAT with THAT

man doctors used to be insane

[quiet basalt]

Reminds me of how they’d lowkey just poke holes in your stomach and blood vessels back in the day

[indigo hull]

would you be surprised to know that the Malaria treatment only had a 15% mortality rate in the end?

[hollow cobalt]

Hows everyone

[quiet basalt]

Deadass CIA torture methods to try and cure disease

[hollow cobalt]

What did I join to

[indigo hull]

Yeah it induced such a high fever it would kill THAT

[indigo hull]

Old medicine certainly used to be something

[light vessel]

I just understood what he meant

[obtuse marten]

The right side of my beats just stopped working.

I'm going to cry.

[hollow cobalt]

Oh we talking about old timey doctors?

[thorn locust]

remember when doctors used to just stick metal rods up your nose because fuck it

[indigo hull]

Well we were talking about mosquitoes and the diseases they can cause

[hollow cobalt]

Well yea

[light vessel]

ARE YOU HAVING A STROKE?

[arctic harbor]

i suddenly feel the urge to get my reaction perms taken away

[hollow cobalt]

Apparently

[thorn locust]

UGHHH i especially hate getting a flu test

[light vessel]

Ok

[thorn locust]

dude the doctor sticks the q tip sooooo far up your nose

[indigo hull]

Names Bond is having a stronk

[thorn locust]

ONE GAVE ME A NOSEBLEED ONE TIME

[hollow cobalt]

Sounds like a covid test as well

[indigo hull]

Call a bondulance

[timber oriole]

Hi

[thorn locust]

yeah both they include doing that

[indigo hull]

It you

[hollow cobalt]

Oh, ya

[thorn locust]

CORNHOLIO PFP HOLY PEAK

[indigo hull]

Hru

[light vessel]

I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO (I can not say the rest I might get timed out)

[thorn locust]

LMAOO DO NOT SAY THE REST

[light vessel]

I know the rest

[indigo hull]

Not as great as this burd

[light vessel]

my dad taught me

[thorn locust]

mike judge is one of the greatest writers ever

im telling you man

king of the hill?? timeless.

[light vessel]

King of the hill

[thorn locust]

EXAAAAACTLY

[light vessel]

DAMN

[indigo hull]

Emperor of the Valley

[bleak warren]

he wrote a movie we were talking about earlier

Idiocracy

[thorn locust]

mhmm

[light vessel]

I still love Dale

Dale’s funny

[unreal kiln]

Uh oh

[bleak warren]

POCKET SAND

[thorn locust]

true

[unreal kiln]

I hope the messages i sent while I had no Internet don't start sending

[light vessel]

HAHAHAHA🤣

[indigo hull]

Nintendo just defended Roblox in court

[hollow cobalt]

What

[light vessel]

Nintendo is already suing the Us

[indigo hull]

It’s some fuck ass meme I found

[hollow cobalt]

Nintendo suing the us government was NOT on my bingo card

[bleak warren]

it's because of the tariffs

they're losing money

[light vessel]

which I completely agree with Nintendo on that The dumb tariffs messed the launch of the switch 2 and now I have to pay FUCKING 80$ FOR MARIO KART

[hollow cobalt]

Oh no, a multi billion dollar company isnt making more money???

[indigo hull]

What if I went back in time and showed Grover Cleveland an NES (he could’ve seen Nintendo playing cards)

[bleak warren]

i mean, you're right, but the tariffs are bad

[hollow cobalt]

They can just sue more people like they have been doing ig

[hollow cobalt]

Yea true

Tariffs are stupid

But why does nintendo out of all companies step up?

[light vessel]

once I again because of them I HAD TO PAY $80 FOR MARIO I’m still not letting that down

[indigo hull]

Foreign company

One of the largest in its field

[idle cosmos]

I mean give it a few years when it falls out of mainstream it will go down

[light vessel]

Alright

but I’m still upset but I’ll leave it alone for now

[timber oriole]

Its me

[timber oriole]

Yuh

[timber oriole]

Lmao

[light vessel]

🤣

[verbal anchor]

You! Autumn!!

[hollow cobalt]

Nintendo be like,
"We are shutting down eshop on the 3fs and wii u, no one can purchase new games.
Btw dont pirate games"

[light vessel]

I thought it was spring

[timber oriole]

Hello

[verbal anchor]

Hruu?

[light vessel]

Jk

[verbal anchor]

Shhhh young one

[indigo hull]

The angel of death cometh

[timber oriole]

Its false spring

[hollow cobalt]

Thought it was winter cause of the coldfront

Mb

[timber oriole]

Ive been better, hru?

[verbal anchor]

Magical!

[timber oriole]

Thats good

[indigo hull]

Magical mystery?

[verbal anchor]

You feel better ya hear!

[light vessel]

I wish I was feeling good

[timber oriole]

Idk how easy thats gonna be

[indigo hull]

Think of something absurd

And just really dwell on it’s absurdity until you start cackling with joy

Such joy that a human had a thought this absurd since Monty Python

[light vessel]

Jimmy here in a hot dog costume

🤣

damn that got me giggling

[left sierra]

Me.

[light vessel]

Toasters are cute not absurd

[left sierra]

I went and did how many olympic winter sports when it was on?
I'll show in art

[light vessel]

Ok

That is not absurd that’s cool

Wrong chat

[left sierra]

Curling.

[elfin wing]

I fucking love my girlfriend...

[light vessel]

Lucky you I have absolutely no one

well maybe Lux but she’s my friend

[elfin wing]

my only advice is to quit looking for love

[slow geyser]

A friend is still someone

[elfin wing]

it tends to come to you when you aren't looking

[hollow cobalt]

Girl getting in the car: "Phew, im glad im in my car safe and sound :)"
Me in the backseat:

[light vessel]

Alright

[slow geyser]

Two sentence horror stories

[elfin wing]

i open the door slowly

[hollow cobalt]

I go to toilet at 12am
Toilet GONE!

[light vessel]

That’s scary

[hollow cobalt]

Yea, where else you gonna scroll through tiktok while doing your business? In a bucket?

[slow geyser]

If youre worried about finding love, and dont want to give up fully or stop looking then try going outside, Alternatively make friends of your friends and friends of those friends, eventually youll get more friends and potentially find someone of interest

I meant going out not going outside

[peak sentinel]

The power went out
fre d y

[light vessel]

Yeah well my type isn’t easy to find

[slow geyser]

Like go to a mall or something

Dress up and hope you get approached

[slow geyser]

My type was the type that doesnt hit me

[hollow cobalt]

Ill give you love advice, stop searching. The right one will come to you instead

[slow geyser]

I found one

[hollow cobalt]

That being said, im hiding in someones walls

[light vessel]

Please let it be mine

[slow geyser]

Is this considered flirting?

[hollow cobalt]

Idk. I just found some house. Its comfy

[peak sentinel]

One small issue. GASOLINE ATTACK

[hollow cobalt]

Methane Check

[light vessel]

Here’s the thing…..PIPE BOMB!

[hollow cobalt]

I consider me hiding in the walls a threat

[light vessel]

Not to me

[hollow cobalt]

Never heard of someone hiding in walls to flirt??

Well, maybe in florida

[light vessel]

AHHHH

AHHHHHH

😭

[hollow cobalt]

🤨

[left sierra]

I asked the genie for a million bucks.
Then the stampede came.

[light vessel]

waaaa

Why did you say the F word

😭

[hollow cobalt]

Which one

[left sierra]

I also just have irl Billy the Toaster hanging out next to a bunch of stuffies still

Just, hanging out on my bed

[light vessel]

Florida

[hollow cobalt]

You just said it too? 🤨

[light vessel]

AHHHHHHH

😭

[hollow cobalt]

Too tired for this

[light vessel]

There is one thing scarier than Florida

[hollow cobalt]

Me, sorry

[left sierra]

A child.

[light vessel]

No

[hollow cobalt]

Better answer actually

[light vessel]

Even scarier

[hollow cobalt]

A child is scary

[slow geyser]

A child playing fortnite

[hollow cobalt]

Ok ok ok

[light vessel]

Even Scarier

[left sierra]

A child playing fortnite on Xbox gamechat live

[hollow cobalt]

A child playing call of duty saying swears

[slow geyser]

A floridian child playing creative fortnite with the mic on?

[light vessel]

Even more scary then both of those

Want to know?

[hollow cobalt]

Just say it

[light vessel]

🤣

[hollow cobalt]

Made us wait for a jimmy jumpscare

[left sierra]

Brother, may I share the braincell?

[light vessel]

IM DYING 🤣

[hollow cobalt]

No, i only have one braincell and its MINE

[left sierra]

Ok

[light vessel]

I just slaughtered a fly

He isn’t moving anymore

I punched it like 10 times

[hollow cobalt]

[light vessel]

What?

[slow geyser]

Try it with a mosquito

[light vessel]

With a mosquito I’d punch it 20 times

i really hate those damn Buggers

[verbal anchor]

What did i come back to😭

[verbal anchor]

What is that last word😭

[light vessel]

Yk how Robots have the C word

Well Bugs have the B word

[verbal anchor]

A slur for bugs is crazy

[light vessel]

Buggers

It is used in a sentence like “Wow I really hate those damn Buggers”

[thorn locust]

damn yall are still talking about mosquitos?

[light vessel]

Yeah

[verbal anchor]

Shush now

[hollow cobalt]

Mosquitos are talk of the town

[verbal anchor]

Dont you have a bedtime

[verbal anchor]

You! Hai!

[thorn locust]

yo

[light vessel]

I got to bed at 8:00 it’s 7:43

[hollow cobalt]

Close enough

Bed. Now

[thorn locust]

WHAT

[verbal anchor]

Get ready for bed and stop making up slurs

[bleak warren]

you have an 8pm bedtime?

[thorn locust]

you gotta go to bed at 8????

[light vessel]

sometimes 9:00

[bleak warren]

that's crazy

[hollow cobalt]

I go to bed when I feel like it

[verbal anchor]

My bedtime is non existent

[light vessel]

I’ll have a better bed time when I’m 21

[hollow cobalt]

Perks of being an adult 🙂

[bleak warren]

????

wait now hold on

[hollow cobalt]

(I hate it)

[thorn locust]

fym 21???

[verbal anchor]

Bet time. Gambling time

[thorn locust]

not even 18???

[hollow cobalt]

Bet time

[light vessel]

I’m 15 bruh

[bleak warren]

what is even happening

8pm is a bed time for like

elementary school

[thorn locust]

or 90 year olds

[bleak warren]

and you'd be an adult at 18, not 21

[light vessel]

Oh

[verbal anchor]

I'll be a adult in a year. Oh no

[bleak warren]

there's no way you didn't know that

[verbal anchor]

Im not ready

[hollow cobalt]

21 is considered legal for drinking, gambling, smoking. 18 is adult.

[light vessel]

I was always told that your legally an adult at 21

[thorn locust]

ill be 21 in june

[verbal anchor]

By whomst

[thorn locust]

god im unc...

[hollow cobalt]

🤨

[light vessel]

Mom and dad

[verbal anchor]

They lied

[light vessel]

Damn that’s crazy

[opaque oak]

What kind of country do you live in???

[light vessel]

California

[hollow cobalt]

Nice country

[bleak warren]

wild guess

home schooled?

[light vessel]

Yup

Well online

[opaque oak]

Oh you’re in a cult

[verbal anchor]

My favorite country. California

[light vessel]

But still