food

[fair stratus]

[remote summit]

The mighty Thales has seen my food?

We'll not really mine I bought it for 15$

[fossil coyote]

I made French toast!!!

[dark wolf]

Damnnn, nicee

[fossil coyote]

Thank you

[dark wolf]

I did a little while ago "scons"

[rain horizon]

give me a bite, it looks tasty

[compact wharf]

BRU<H

I ALREADY GOT TAKEOUT 3.5HRS AGO I DONT NEED DOMINOS

[hearty frost]

Dessert

[fair stratus]

Hooold there's more

[compact wharf]

WHERED THE OTHERS GO

[compact wharf]

GIMME

[fair stratus]

NO

[compact wharf]

DAWW

[hearty frost]

Nice presentation on the desserts tho Tomatos

[gloomy wharf]

I’m going to eat the plate

And your table

[fair stratus]

Thank you dollars

[gloomy wharf]

Looks tasty

[hearty frost]

💶

[fair stratus]

[night sentinel]

That looks like food!

[gloomy wharf]

I thought that was nori in the drink at first though

[fair stratus]

truly

[night sentinel]

Did you make it?

[fair stratus]

It's a shot not a drink

[fair stratus]

Yes I'm a pastry chef

[night sentinel]

You’re like Gordon Ramsay

[fair stratus]

It's glucose

[fair stratus]

People tell me I pose like him cause I cross my arms

[compact wharf]

UR A PRO ID PAY YOU

[fair stratus]

In resume the flavors were

Mango, banana, lemon , lavander meringue, matcha mousse

[night sentinel]

That’s like a tropical party

[compact wharf]

I want those last 3 so bad

[fossil coyote]

I would but I ate it in like 3 minutes

[foggy ore]

Yall I ordered that expensive as hell molcajete from the mexican place and I died.

Honestly, it's better to-go than dine-in, because it has to rest a bit on the trip home. It ends up making its own good soup you dip things in.

[fossil coyote]

I made a mug donut, hoping it tastes good

I made a mug donut, hoping it tastes good

[digital wing]

Guys

How do I open a can of tuna?

I know I sound like an idiot but I wanna know for future reference

[remote summit]

Damn Thales can cook!

[severe pollen]

You get the can
Get the little thingy
Pull
Twist
Open

[rustic flint]

I used to eat those for breakfast. They were really good

[shadow valley]

I needn't say more.

im about to burst or something

[indigo girder]

[shadow valley]

what?

[sleek fossil]

Am I crazy for having lemon cookies as my fav cookies?

[soft yarrow]

The tiniest pizza

[ocean pasture]

Just drinking another nitro once again.

[hearty frost]

[ocean pasture]

Yoooo, Pepsi nitro emote.

[gleaming ice]

fardnite big pot

[tepid bough]

This ain't the memes channels

[fading talon]

It's food

[acoustic bloom]

fried bread

[gleaming thicket]

What do you think this almost fully eaten ice cream flavor is?

I found a rare ice cream shop in thailand that sells icecream with weird flavors

[austere schooner]

Hotdog

[fossil coyote]

Peanut butter or sausage

[stray salmon]

🫃

[next hull]

Hehehehehe got them olive garden breadsticks I got to take home

[gloomy wharf]

How do I make sourdough bread

[tropic osprey]

bread

and then piss in it to make it sour

[ruby summit]

Mango

[fringe horizon]

GIMMIE

[past shadow]

Went to this place called Ben’s Chili Bowl today

[stark falcon]

Did smone craped over your hot dawg?

[formal tusk]

it looks so

[past shadow]

No it tasted like chili and was the best Hot Dog I’ve ever had

[echo igloo]

Bro just discovered a chili dog

[foggy ore]

Eating classy to ight with this here frozen pizza

[gleaming thicket]

Its Tom yum and thai chili flavor

[short dagger]

guys someone give me a detailed recipe on how to make chicken la puerta

[agile heron]

Tomato. Left on a target shelf

[fleet mirage]

Made some french toast💖

[past shadow]

Call me the French, because I want that toast rn

[uncut urchin]

i do not know if i want that

[novel burrow]

Why does it have sprinkles

[fossil coyote]

Wait are those sprinkles

[fleet mirage]

Yem

[fossil coyote]

Made another egg

With toast cuz idk

[stiff sparrow]

manacotii slaps ngl

[signal cape]

Soap

Yummy

[buoyant stag]

My grandma makes really good peach cobbler

[slow cave]

Piss

[wide siren]

Kinda thought that was a lasagna

[foggy ore]

No no, evil is giving people one of these:

Warheads agalaxy gummies

and not telling them it turns their mouth black

But... no one's eating them but me. They don't trust the food coloring

[past shadow]

I wouldn’t eat that if I was held at gunpoint

[feral helm]

Thats the most American food ive ever seen

[vapid ether]

I feel like that would open a galaxy in my stomach

[past shadow]

Fr

[lunar portal]

Eating a fine meal today.

[ember topaz]

took a whole bite lol

[ember topaz]

looks good

[agile heron]

I just realized this random person just took a bite out of a tomato, probably from the produce section, and just left it in the back of the Target

“What type of monster are you?”

The type to steal produce, consume a portion of said produce, and leave it to rot in a random spot.

Or the type to ruin a customers’ food, whether it’d by tainting it or add something they asked for to be removed

[past shadow]

What does this person have against target

[arctic parrot]

I’d eat it even tho I know what it does, I love sour candy

[frozen knoll]

You know what sounds good

[frank spire]

he got the minecraft drink

[frank bough]

Breakfast sandwhich recipe I made

[frozen knoll]

Thank you kind person

[frank bough]

[novel burrow]

@fair stratus do u not like my cooking anymore

[fossil coyote]

That's a nice recipe, I personally add cheese and use English muffin bread

[pastel monolith]

E

[covert shale]

How do I send an image

[inland mason]

Your profile pic looks like you're 12 and 75 at the same time lol

[foggy ore]

You have to get image perms. Read #roles

Bread. 👍

[covert shale]

How do I get dd fast

[foggy ore]

You don't.
Enjoy hell. I'm baking bread.

[covert shale]

@inland mason lol

[foggy ore]

Bread 👍

[obsidian prism]

tasty

[graceful geyser]

YAYYYYYY

[foggy ore]

I ended up soaking the entire loaf in so much butter it is now squishy

[viscid hinge]

that looks so good!

[tired yacht]

Can I eat it

[fair stratus]

Yessiiir

[tired yacht]

[graceful geyser]

Why is there so little food :(

[dreamy pivot]

: O

It looks so fancy and cute

Now I'm hungry

[fathom shoal]

POGGERS ^

[vale turtle]

How do you like your poptarts? RAW or toasted?

[fossil coyote]

Toasted or raw, depends on how much time i have or how hungry I am

Cinnamon roll bread I ate at a diner

[agile heron]

Raw, if I need snack

I need it now

[past shadow]

Did y'all forget pop tarts could be frozen

Sooo good man

[fossil coyote]

Wait fr fr????

[graceful geyser]

Hehehehehehhe so sussy soo sussyyyyyyy sheeheehehehehehe

[rustic rivet]

[past shadow]

My dinner :)

[old glacier]

Nice dinner

[old glacier]

Ice cream

[agile heron]

Not original but it’s good

Cheerios and popcorn

Sweet and salty

[hard river]

Honey teriyaki chicken

[graceful geyser]

Heart chip

[hollow abyss]

I really want Mac and Cheese bites.

[fallow compass]

I know none of you know me but. I made a cake

[oak merlin]

Boy dinner

[fossil coyote]

Made a cake in a mug cuz bored

[tidal rose]

Peepa

[fossil coyote]

1st is mine, 2nd is cousins

[fossil coyote]

PEEPA

[fallen raven]

Intentionally smashed burger with sick beats 😎

[lone bloom]

Finished making dinner

[hearty frost]

That looks even better than Thales' desserts

[lone bloom]

Nawww his desserts are really good, I can’t make desserts look good

[hearty frost]

In my opinion I enjoy food photography that consists of main courses instead of desserts. I don't know why but I just find it more appealing.

But Thales' desserts still are one of a kind tho.

[turbid sand]

Making some calabacitas con queso y elote

[turbid sand]

Update: queso has been added

[plain kettle]

yippe

[terse forum]

My personal favourite food is cyanide

[plain kettle]

omg my cousin

[terse forum]

Omg

[plain kettle]

We are both rats

Cousin where have you been

[terse forum]

Ive been trying to bite my way through a pipe ( a storage of cheese is on the other side )

[plain kettle]

Let me join you

We can both eat as much cheese as we want when we finish biting through

[terse forum]

Hell yeah

[plain kettle]

Hell yeah

[undone seal]

Hotdog with cheese and ham was amazing

[frozen knoll]

Yo @fair stratus

What you making today

[fair stratus]

nothing i have classes on thursdays

[plain kettle]

):

[frozen knoll]

I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT

@fair stratus you know how you want to be a teacher

[ashen sentinel]

Yummy

[graceful geyser]

Yummers

[past shadow]

That looks so fucking good Omg

[chilly hill]

Oh dang, I came to this channel thinking all of the food would be cursed, but I'd eat everything I've seen here so far.

[magic moat]

Same

[fossil coyote]

FRRR

Restaurants are good if they make their bacon good

[magic moat]

I didn’t have image perms earlier but I made this in like two seconds

[formal tusk]

teen ESRB

[lone bloom]

Made quick breakfast

[sharp solar]

Bread‎

[chilly acorn]

Soup seance

[pulsar dock]

I will mak

Grilb chezz

[pulsar dock]

Update

Grilb chezz burned

[magic moat]

Rip grilb chezz

[graceful geyser]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! :(

[past shadow]

Marshmallow-Dog, very yummy

[terse forum]

That looks like something they would serve on the heart attack grill

[magic moat]

Fr

I’d try that tbh

[vivid elk]

Baked pasta. SOO Crispy

[dapper lily]

Where do you go to submit memes

[sacred patio]

#memes

[fossil coyote]

Haunted food

[spare root]

H O L Y

[tawny owl]

Bro that looks so good

[vivid elk]

It was as crisp as it looked

[tawny owl]

Phenomenal

[vivid elk]

Yall lmk if u want the methods

[lone bloom]

What kind of pasta is it? It looks pretty damn good

[lone bloom]

This looks fucking delicious. What’s the dish called?

[tawny owl]

It’s a carbonara

My grandma’s recipe

[lone bloom]

Oooh, I’ve never had carbonara before, I should try making it

[tawny owl]

It’s really good and pretty damn easy to make

[lone bloom]

It looks like it’s easy to make

[tawny owl]

Just boil pasta and pancetta and the sauce is just eggs and parmesan

Plus whatever peas and stuff you end up putting in

[spring kindle]

Nice food you guys

[vivid elk]

Just penne, sauce is vodka. Like I said, Im free to give yall the methods

[chilly acorn]

Hehehe

I didn’t mean to ping you

I’m sorry

[fleet mirage]

damn that looks SO good

[jaunty salmon]

Ayo wha

What does that taste like?

[chilly acorn]

It wasn’t that bad

[woven vale]

I'm late but that looks so damn good

[stuck crypt]

I made a loaf today

[past shadow]

Breakfast-dog

[graceful scarab]

Bro said

https://tenor.com/view/mario-hit-troopa-koopa-turtle-gif-12891741

[dapper remnant]

I live in a Asian household so I just got rice

With kimchi

[solemn cloud]

Chocolate log

[magic moat]

Yummy

[proven rampart]

I need help with a stats class its a survey that involves food i would appreciated if people could fill it out https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScmzC0ULSkwdwRbfOF74N-0kGGFCdPrYbXlDdYSoEz0MH2luA/viewform?usp=pp_url

[magic moat]

I gotchu

[sly chasm]

This is Dutch food

It's one of the best snacks you could get here

[hexed kraken]

Nah homie go southwest a little bit to the Netherlands and get a stroopwafel

[wise pike]

I just ate

Toest

[nova bane]

Bean

[past shadow]

This looks so fucking good
Great job man

[stuck crypt]

Guess again

But thank you

[past shadow]

Fly high bread

At least the top looks good LOL

[shut tundra]

soup

[stuck crypt]

butt burn didn't stop 98% of it from being good

[shut tundra]

sandwich

[fluid cloud]

yippee

[terse ether]

NEW THALES FOOD RELEASE 😱😱

[viscid hinge]

babe wake up thales made food

[terse ether]

Low key look yum

[past shadow]

THALES FOOD DROP IS HERE

[vestal nova]

CLEAAAN

CLEAAAANNN

[fluid cloud]

thales made the canned cat food meal 😎

[vestal nova]

THALES LETS MAKE OUT

[fair stratus]

LMAO

The boys when Thales food drops

[viscid hinge]

real

[terse ether]

Fr, what chocolate did you use. It looks like moose

[past shadow]

There should be a role to get pinged when Thales drops food

[grim sluice]

does thales work at a 5 star restrurant or something

[terse ether]

I agree

[terse ether]

He a chef

[fluid cloud]

bro used the classic pate wdym

[fair stratus]

It's a dark chocolate coffee mousse with a chocolate and almond biscuit in the bottom

Also eclairs

With praline cream

[grim sluice]

why would you put a mouse in a cup of coffee

[terse ether]

Wowza, how long was the prep for that?

[grim sluice]

also that looks delicious

[vestal nova]

[fair stratus]

For all , 2 hours

We have 3 hours but the teacher put us on a timer this class

We organized and did very well

[vestal nova]

I aspire to be that good at desert food

[fair stratus]

I plated the one that had the cacao strip on the plate

[vestal nova]

Simple and elegant

Presentation is my favorite part of cooking

[fair stratus]

Fr it's so cool when things come out not only tasty but pretty

[terse ether]

That’s great for you man! I’m an aspiring cook too, not tryna take it to your level but I definitely wanna make some good food 😅

[celest spire]

Y'all tried hibachi before 🤤

[tulip rock]

cerial

[nocturne crystal]

[past shadow]

Yummy

[spiral merlin]

Dude, night shift left pies in an oven (that was meant to be off) all night the other day, and what's worse they didn't burn down the store

Not only that, but how in the sweet HECK do you get a cookie stuck to the back of a fridge by accident?

I was gone for two days

HOW?

[terse ether]

I can hear the crunch 💀

[dreamy pivot]

Forbidden dark chocolate

[magic moat]

Bro are your coworkers children or something?

[shut tundra]

kfc

[shut tundra]

that sounds pretty illegal idk

[magic moat]

What are you, the police?

[shut tundra]

uhhhhhhhh no

[magic moat]

I mean

The constable?

[lone bloom]

Out for dinner rn with bf, it’s national couples day

[magic moat]

Looks bussing

This is my favorite channel

[vestal nova]

@fair stratus this good?

[fair stratus]

10/10

[vestal nova]

Thanks

[shell mulch]

Pepto bisdog

[ebon tulip]

Pepto glizmol

[fossil coyote]

Peptfurter

[hearty frost]

A hotdog with Pepto Bismol on it

[shell mulch]

That was 10x better

[past shadow]

Pepto glizzmol

[fossil coyote]

Order: bread, a subway sandwich, and another piece of bread

Put the sandwich between the slices

Plus sign

[strong fern]

hello welcome to McDonald's can I take your order

[fossil coyote]

Made a cake

[fossil coyote]

I added icing and it tastes rlly good

[alpine blaze]

Yum

[old echo]

Looks delicious! Did you bake them?

[alpine blaze]

Nah my mom made em :]

[old echo]

👍😁👍

[alpine blaze]

I gotta try eat as many as I can before my dad eats them all… like last time

[old echo]

Lmao

Thats the same with me but with my sister

[magic moat]

Brownies are the bomb

[old echo]

I make them but with carmel on the inside but there hard to make…

[shell mulch]

There is a gluten among us…

[hollow plume]

...

[frozen knoll]

🚌

[formal tusk]

where is that from ?

[fossil coyote]

Ong

[fallen raven]

@formal tusk Super Nintendo World in LA :3

[formal tusk]

oooh nice !

[shell mulch]

What is a food item that you wanted so bad but never gotten?

[lucid void]

bagel bites probably

[fossil coyote]

Smores parfait at DQ, they only got prnut and pecan ay my local one sadly

[buoyant fern]

twinkies

[shell mulch]

Damn

Same

[buoyant fern]

i never had them because i live here in brazil

and they look like they taste so good

[fossil coyote]

There alright

[hushed oasis]

⬆️My name says it all⬆️

[cedar flume]

Mochi

[gleaming ibex]

Hell yeah

[ebon tulip]

So does mine, kinda.

[shadow valley]

Udon.

[random glacier]

How do I send a pic

It won’t let me

[formal tusk]

you need the image perm role

it's indicated in the channel decription

[random glacier]

Okay

How fly you get the role

To

Do*

[zinc hound]

LEMON CAKE 🍋🍰

[turbid citrus]

Key lime*

[zinc hound]

Oh, well then. KEY LIME!!!! 🍋

[turbid citrus]

💀indeed, ‘‘twas quite good

[mortal wigeon]

devours without chewing

[untold ferry]

So cool

[spring dew]

I like paint

[topaz ravine]

SHOOT WRONG PHOTO

Yummy

[topaz ravine]

Nah

[untold ferry]

That's fowl! ☠️

[untold ferry]

Looks delish!

[next hull]

I wanna eat that last roll but I physically can't my stomach doesn't allow it

[untold ferry]

I will!

[fossil coyote]

Olive garden so good I wish Italy was real

[untold ferry]

Woahhh

[past shadow]

Recipe PLEASE PLEASE IM BEGGING

I really want image perms for the one sole reason of me making the big burger smash burger

Grilles cheese with a burger patty ontop, a food lion brand mini pizza ontop a' Dat, and another grilled cheese to top it off

[vivid elk]

Alr Il dm it

[lusty glade]

baked my sister a cake :) it's gluten free, fresh out of the oven, and doesn't have frosting yet so it looks a little bland but it SMELLS AWESOME

[inner echo]

Can't post my burger

[sacred patio]

Skill issue

[inner echo]

Absolutely bussin

Mushrooms, goat cheese, bacon, lettuce, pickles, double patty, medium rare, pretzel bun, truffle oil

[inner echo]

Real

Nvm burger posting abilities acquired

[lusty glade]

https://tenor.com/view/masha-and-the-bear-me-when-i-food-masha-and-bear-food-yummy-gif-25027844

it looks really good

cake is done

[lone bloom]

That looks cute and delicious 👀

[shadow valley]

CURRY RAMEN RAAAAAA

I LOVE CURRY

also love ramen

(Curry flavored ramen)

NOOOOO I COOKED IT WRONG

THE M
NOODLES DONT TASTE LIJE ANYTHING

I may have put too much water in the bowl...

[lusty glade]

thank you!

[fair stratus]

DISCORD MEMBERS OF THE FOOD CHANNEL

THE JIMMYHERE COOKOFF COMPETITION IS HERE

[vapid hound]

[fair stratus]

JIMMYHERE SERVER COOKOFF AUGUST 2023
Post 1 or 2 of your best food creations, whatever makes you proud, pretty or not! Sweet or savory, doesn’t matter. IMPORTANT: When posting it, add to your message ''#JHereCookoff'' so i can find it.
Limit date to post: August 31st
RULES:
• No more than 2 preparations per person
• Please, don’t take pictures from google
• Don’t steal people’s pictures from the food channel
• Have fun, this is not made to laugh at people’s food smh
JUDGING:
A) Public vote from discord ( 160k points divides by % of votes)
B) Thales cooking score (160k points by % of top-10)

[past shadow]

[kind nacelle]

[formal creek]

acting like any of us know how to cook

[steep spire]

Can I eat the food after tho

[vapid hound]

time to make a sandwich

[formal creek]

I can cook a nutella sandwich can I be entered into this challenge 🗣️

[kind nacelle]

PB&J

[vapid hound]

perhaps

maybe a meat sandwich

[steep spire]

Fish sandwiches

[thorny stream]

i mean im tempted but i dont wanna make eggs rn

[lone bloom]

I can’t wait to see some submissions 👀

[formal creek]

just take a pic of a cheese stick and submit it

good enough of a win

[steep spire]

Bro I could cook a pizza if I wanted to rn

[tepid bough]

I really wanna see what you all are gonna make

[formal creek]

make sure its store bought 🗣️

[lone bloom]

Maybe a prize might be in order

[thorny stream]

finnne ill make some eggs

[formal creek]

u really think eggs gonna win

[tepid bough]

Hey, I've seen some really good dishes involving eggs

[lone bloom]

[thorny stream]

#JHereCookOff

Egg

[lone bloom]

Oooo

Btw edit the message to #JHereCookOff

Just add it in your message

[thorny stream]

Ok

[lone bloom]

Oh I didn’t see you did it already

My bad LOL

[thorny stream]

I misspelled it anyways

[chilly acorn]

#JHereCookOff

[cursive zodiac]

is that….ramen and marshmallow?

[chilly acorn]

I made both of these

[chilly acorn]

YES.

[lone bloom]

Ooo what’s the broth for the ramen?

[formal creek]

what is wrong with u 😭

[chilly acorn]

I don’t remember but I’m pretty sure it was bouillon and a bunch of spicy stuff

[fathom laurel]

#JHereCookoff
I did a baking class during July of this year. Some of the highlights I made were blueberry muffins and a heart shaped blueberry hand pie that came out AMAZING imo. (I like blue berries lol)

[lone bloom]

How do you not remember your cooking flavor 😭😭😭

[fathom laurel]

they tasted great ofc

[formal creek]

i thought u had to make food thats fresh

[lone bloom]

Omg the heart looks so cute

[formal creek]

for this challenge

[chilly acorn]

I made it a year ago and it seemed appropriate for this

[lone bloom]

No you can post things you’ve made previously before

[formal creek]

🕊️

[fathom laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/blueberries-funny-fall-girl-fruit-gif-3486119

live bowl reaction

[vapid hound]

behold, roast beef and turky sandwich with pepperjack cheese #JHereCookoff

[lone bloom]

Excellent

Apple? 10/10 from me

[vapid hound]

the apple is so tasty omg

[vapid hound]

its a pink lady

[fathom laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/my-little-pony-applejack-gif-12912930

Aple

[next hull]

This is my best cooking
#Jherecookoff
(This is a joke I'm not actually participating in the cook-off)

[vapid hound]

[lone bloom]

10/10 good plating

[novel burrow]

Wtf is this

[lone bloom]

That was 3 years ago 😭

[novel burrow]

Ok nvm I found something worse

[lone bloom]

You should really stop replying to 3+ year old messages

[novel burrow]

They aren’t in the server so it doesn’t ping them

[topaz ravine]

Fancy pasta mmmm yummy

[fathom laurel]

how far did you scroll

[novel burrow]

It’s pinned

So not very

[fathom laurel]

ohhh ok lol

[fossil coyote]

Woah a cook off

Cooool

#Jherecookoff

French Toast with powdered sugar and syrup 🙂

[fathom laurel]

Is that French toast

[lone bloom]

[fathom laurel]

Unrelated to anything but I made a perfectly toasted marshmallow

[arctic atlas]

that looks good tbh

now make s'mores

[fathom laurel]

I don’t have the stuff for s’mores but the marshmallows are really good

[arctic atlas]

i guess toasted marshmallows on their own are pretty good

[rain lantern]

more chicken sandwich

[mortal wigeon]

Hamburger?

[ebon tulip]

hi heres a sandwich i made at 2pm

[fossil coyote]

Yeah, it was rlly tasty

[fathom laurel]

I bet it was

[lime walrus]

Food in Canada

[topaz ravine]

Is that Ice cream???

[fossil coyote]

That looks so bomb

[fathom laurel]

food looks bussin

[near rain]

Pizza moment

[past shadow]

this is a nice channel

[vivid elk]

I made it again

[fossil coyote]

Homemade ice cream

[graceful geyser]

Yum

[terse ether]

Decided to hit y’all wit a double and also cause I’m too lazy to take two good quality pictures 😅

#Jherecookoff

Just fyi the dish on the left is a crepe pancake with an orange juice base and on the right some bbq teriyaki schicken wit chili and caramelized onions

I should def work on my photography tho💀

[lone bloom]

Hey guys check this message

[vapid hound]

gasp

[ebon tulip]

I didnt even knoe there was a cookoff going on i didny know what the hastag was for

[sacred trout]

Chicken tacos anyone?

[fossil coyote]

Yumm

[gentle moat]

yum

[past anvil]

friend

[cobalt valve]

what

it had a cut and no lid

[glacial oak]

Not a Tamale

[gloomy mantle]

Yo that looks fire

[glacial oak]

2/10

[north geode]

Bro that shit looks good bro

[glacial oak]

I need to see Tamale cook tamales!!!!

[fair stratus]

[glacial oak]

Start cookin

[empty scaffold]

you royalty or something? 😭

[fair stratus]

No I just be doing a pastry pDh

[empty scaffold]

niceee

[glacial oak]

Well I'm gonna need to see a PHD if you wanna keep cookin..

[north geode]

Try impressing Gordon Ramsay with that shit

Saying it in a good way

[glacial oak]

[bronze birch]

ITS RAW!!!

[wispy gust]

I’m eating this tonight

[mighty wharf]

top this mr master chef

[tepid bough]

Reminder #food message

[glacial oak]

Did I win

[vapid hound]

i definitely won

[glacial oak]

What would I even want to make

Is it just presentation being judged

[fair stratus]

Time is until August 31st

[glacial oak]

How are they being judged

[fair stratus]

You have to also describe it

[glacial oak]

Please don't break into my house

[fair stratus]

Teehe

[glacial oak]

[fair stratus]

Also when you post it you have to remember to add #JHereCookoff

[glacial oak]

[fair stratus]

The winner get 15 trillion DD

[glacial oak]

Yurp yurp

[glacial oak]

Fr? 15 trillion fr?

[fair stratus]

And Jimmy's channel

[glacial oak]

Can I negotiate for the server if my dish is better than yours

:)

[glacial oak]

Describe just the food or the process

[fair stratus]

The food

Also I'm not participating

It wouldn't be fair

[glacial oak]

Hm

What should I make

[fair stratus]

I will show my dessert as next week it's my exam

But it's just for showing

[glacial oak]

I could buy everything I need but that takes time and I have school 😭

Chashu takes wayyy too long to make properly

[fair stratus]

Take your time you have a week

Also it's just for fun. Don't stress yourself

[glacial oak]

I'll just buy a Pizza Hut pizza and add gold flakes

Ez

Caviar

Allat expensive stuff

I'll make a giant thing of dough, with a lot of tomato sauce, and use an entire wheel of parmesan cheese for it

[glacial oak]

Is it just food we're ranking? Or can we add props to flavor our posts

(See what I did there)

[terse ether]

Orr make a homemade pizza

[glacial oak]

I could do that

Dough isn't hard to make

[novel burrow]

is that central circle a slice out of a MASSIVE strawberry

cause damn that shit is huge if so

[glacial oak]

That's bread

[novel burrow]

bread isnt red

and has leaves

[glacial oak]

RIP colors, you'll be missed

[novel burrow]

unless you know of a bread tree, lmk

[glacial oak]

A breadfruit is a real thing

[fair stratus]

No it's a strawberry palette, it'd strawberry puree, gelatine, sugar, strawberry bits and pectin

[glacial oak]

Sugar? I hardly know her!

[fossil coyote]

Awesome

[gloomy mantle]

My lunch for today

[empty scaffold]

10/10

[half lintel]

man that looks nasty

[gloomy mantle]

The duality of man

[empty scaffold]

id pay top dollar for that, potato wedges are sooooooooo good

[gloomy mantle]

This all together cost me like $6.97. Walmart superstore comes in clutch

[graceful geyser]

Yummy tasty

[gloomy mantle]

Walmart is lucky I like chicken tendies

Though these are pretty much peak when it comes to Walmart meals

[empty scaffold]

from my experience they have pretty good mozzarella sticks

[gloomy mantle]

Walmart's Deli can cook fr

[earnest oyster]

Burger kings chicken sandwiches gyatt DAAMN

[fossil coyote]

😰😰

[manic light]

Baba

[glacial oak]

GODDAMNIT I LITERALLY JIST MADE FOOD AND COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THIS

Actually there's still some in macrowae

[fair stratus]

[fair stratus]

I'm late but no it's not

It's a circle of strawberry jelly

[glacial oak]

#JHereCookoff @fair stratus

Not the proudest picture I've done
BUT
The food makes up for it

Okay describing time

[hearty frost]

Could've put some diced tomatoes or onions on there

But other than that they just look like smiley faced tacos

[glacial oak]

So they're just
Corn tortilla Tacos
But
The tortillas were pressed down into the broth of the beef while it was cooking and I used said broth to cook them, which is why they're orange
The beef was cooked in various spices and they're an okay on spice level
Beef was cooked in broth containing onions and various herbs and spices
The onions are underneath the beef and above the beef but below the lettuce is homemade salsa verde for even more spice

[glacial oak]

The onions are underneath the beef 🧅

[glacial oak]

And lettuce was made into a smiley face because they were for my mom

[hearty frost]

Need more onion

[glacial oak]

WDYM
THERES PLENTY

[hearty frost]

More onion, enough the make a grown adult cry

[glacial oak]

Probably could've used some cilantro and Oaxaca cheese

But I didn't have any of that for finishing

[hearty frost]

True, sour cream would've added more color to the plate.

[glacial oak]

My siblings used the last of it 😭😭

[fair stratus]

I ain't reading allat

[glacial oak]

READ IT
I NEED POINTS

[hearty frost]

Is there even a prize to this cooking competition?

[fair stratus]

2 DD

[glacial oak]

I was making like 9 tacos for me, my siblings, and my mom
Not enough sour cream to go around :(

[glacial oak]

[hearty frost]

I am literally earning more dd by typing.

[glacial oak]

Boink

[fair stratus]

Not if I steal them

[fossil coyote]

Hello

[hearty frost]

I will leave a bad review in your name Tamales

[glacial oak]

So it's 160k dd that is divided by the percentage of what you got in total of votes

And then if you get top 10, you get an additional

[fair stratus]

There's probably gonna be only like 10

[fossil coyote]

Yippee

[glacial oak]

Atleast I have a better chance

[fossil coyote]

Fr

[novel burrow]

R u sure it isn’t *checks notes* bread?

[fair stratus]

It's not bread

[fossil coyote]

Wait do we have to write details about the food??

[delicate umbra]

havin gyros tonight

excited

[fossil coyote]

That looks so fireeeee

[fathom laurel]

Looks bussin

[lone bloom]

@fair stratus @chrome hill

Ube pancakes

[chrome hill]

i just finished eating and i might still be hungry 👀

[lone bloom]

Sorry not pancakes, waffles

[fair stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/pogchamp-pog-pogey-poggers-twitch-gif-14340727

[vapid hound]

didn’t even ping me
looks tasty af tho

ourple waffles

[lone bloom]

I FORGOTTT IM SORRY

[vapid hound]

nah you’re fine

[lone bloom]

Ourple waffle goes hard

[fossil coyote]

is if like blueberry waffles or just straight purple waffles

[lone bloom]

It’s ube waffles

Aka purple yam

These are ube purple yams

[fossil coyote]

Ohhh neat

[pure blaze]

These kinda look like purple rocks

[scenic yacht]

RedRock canyon grill, I normally eat like a third of that in an entire day

[lusty moth]

Wow

[lone bloom]

[past shadow]

damn nice ribs

[past shadow]

ube fucking slaps and I’d kill to try ube waffles

[fallen crow]

#JHereCookoff @fair stratus

Carrot cake with cream cheese frosting with a scoop of ice cream

[tame bloom]

I saw that and thought was like some weird compressed sandal or something (I’m sorry 😭)

[past shadow]

Very tasty yum yum

[rancid cradle]

I want a tuscan cheese bread now

[past shadow]

Oh, that looks good

[rancid cradle]

it really is
one of my favorite things to get from this place

I added chicken and pepperoni to it

[past shadow]

I can taste it by just seeing it

[rancid cradle]

yummy and cheesy

though not exactly good for your colon

as is with all cheesy products XP

[past shadow]

I can relate to that

[fossil coyote]

Ooh nice

[fossil coyote]

That looks so good

[rancid cradle]

It really is

[ornate orbit]

nuh uh

[fallen crow]

I don’t think so

[tepid bough]

No, it doesn't.

[fossil coyote]

Happy b-day @vapid hound here's a cake

[vapid hound]

[fossil coyote]

Enjoy!

[dusk sluice]

What should i get for dinner

[novel burrow]

#JHereCookOff

Veggie fried rice (with bacon ;) )

Broccoli, onion, garlic, bell peppers, eggs and bacon, with a Chinese soy sauce and sesame oil

First time I’ve had the time to cook since moving back into my apt for the semester, pretty proud of this batch

@fair stratus

[fossil coyote]

Yum

[fossil coyote]

Oh ma gaw zach

[bronze birch]

why has zach posted in almost every channel I have checked..?

[glacial oak]

The Zachening

[fossil coyote]

Zachenheimer

[sick mantle]

that looks incredible

what are the ingredients

[novel burrow]

I don’t think I left any out

[late smelt]

Yummy fried rice

[frank bough]

Currently making Snoop Dogg's brownies! Heres a picture of them before they went in the oven, their cooking atm of this message

[frank bough]

Done!
Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

[oak sundial]

fried

did you fry the brownies?

[frank bough]

No

I cooked them in my oven

[oak sundial]

why would you not fry them?

[frank bough]

I used Snoop Dogg's recipe and that told me to use my oven

[frank bough]

Plated w/ oreo ice cream

[oak sundial]

unbelievable, he is a rapper, not chef

oh nvm, you valid

[frank bough]

Let him cook THESE ARE DELIGHTFUL

[oak sundial]

mb og

[frank bough]

Its ok

Let the munchies commence

[oak sundial]

how do you make

pleaee tell this uninformed one

[frank bough]

Can I DM you the recipe

[oak sundial]

sure

[lone bloom]

Dudeeee was it good? I’ve been eyeing his book for a while lol

[frank bough]

Its SO GOOD

The brownie is soft and spongey, the chips on top are perfectly melted

Its bliss in bakery form

[lone bloom]

I’d have to give his book a look

[vestal nova]

@fair stratus rate please.

[fair stratus]

Solid 11/10

[vestal nova]

Fr?

[fair stratus]

Fr it made me hangry

[vestal nova]

They are so flavorful man

Thank you thales shawty

[fair stratus]

That chicken looks scrumptious

[vestal nova]

It is my man. It really is. I just winged it. But man so good. Honestly empanadas are some of my favorite food

[vestal nova]

@amber plinth girlie look at the food

[twin sphinx]

That looks so good holy shit, now I’m hungry

[viscid hinge]

i just ate and now im hungry again

[vestal nova]

[golden birch]

Damn now I’m hunger

That looks so good

[vestal nova]

thanks my broski

[past shadow]

My boi 😊

[past shadow]

I am starving now

[vestal nova]

thanks

[fossil coyote]

I wanna make a dessert

[amber plinth]

gimme that NOW

[vestal nova]

Thank you shawty

[dire lark]

[fathom laurel]

Bussin

[quasi garden]

What is this?

[formal tusk]

a pizza I guess

[quasi garden]

It looks like just bread

[fossil coyote]

I made this papyrus cookie 3 years ago

[lavish inlet]

Salted chocolate chip cookies

[lone bloom]

Was about to ask where the salt is, had to zoom in

That looks delicious tho

[remote wind]

🍞 🍞 🍞

[past shadow]

#JHereCookOff

I can barely take full credit for this, my grandmother who came to visit last year helped me make the most AMAZING homemade Enchiladas w/ Rice and homemade Salsa.. loved it so much I had to make it look pretty. 💕 thought I would enter this into the contest. 😊

[dusty sky]

🥔

Potato

[twin sphinx]

Omfg that looks so good I’m so hungry now

[terse ether]

😩 DAMN

[past shadow]

Grandmothers know how to make food, it’s FACT

[terse ether]

That is indeed true

Damn I gotta work on my presentation

I be just making food and swallowing it down

[past shadow]

I love presenting food in weird wacky ways. I need to take more photos though.

[paper glade]

you win

jk

unless....

seriously though, that looks delicious and i love enchiladas

[past shadow]

I almost did not enter it because I did have grandmamas help but I could not help it.

If I could have her meals every day damn.. I would give anything.

[fair stratus]

@past shadow @paper glade @grave meadow

Thales burga

[past shadow]

WOW I bet those taste SO GOOD with the homemade buns. Well done.

[fair stratus]

So so tasty

Caramelized onion, honey mustard and garlic

[paper glade]

THALES BURGA

[vestal nova]

lemme get a thales burger with large thales sauce

[twin sphinx]

Omg those look so good

[hearty frost]

Burgers look nice, buns could've been buttered to add more color.

[vestal nova]

them be homemade buns

[fair stratus]

they do have color it's the flash of the camera

can't show more cause well

they are gone

[hearty frost]

Should've taken the flash off then.

[vestal nova]

buen trabajo

[fair stratus]

gracias

[vestal nova]

v good, would eat like 40

[fair stratus]

you get no burger

[hearty frost]

Still, good looking burgers

[twin sphinx]

I really want burgers now 😭

[fair stratus]

they get 10 thales / 10

[past shadow]

bungers

[grave meadow]

one Thales burger coming up

[past shadow]

Made this 5 days ago, didn't post it here

[past shadow]

Can I get a Thales burger with extra Thales?

[remote wind]

How do I send pics on this channel

[grave meadow]

image perms dude

[formal tusk]

I wonder if adding a subway surfers gif in the rules could help people get enough attention time so they can read it in their entirety

[amber plinth]

HOLY SCHMOLY

thales burga

[past shadow]

Comida

[grave meadow]

based

[rain lantern]

lasagna

Garfield would be proud

and probably try to steal it while im typing this

[remote wind]

Boy that ain't lasagna that lasagne

🗿🤤

[midnight quartz]

That looks so good

[haughty marsh]

Can I get a pizza

[main narwhal]

That looks fire

[tepid bough]

This isn't the channel for that.
Please, use the channels for their intended purpose.

[haughty marsh]

Ok

[fossil coyote]

I hung out in a Baskin Robin's cuz idk

[lone bloom]

Never been to baskin robins before, looks tasty 👁️👁️

[novel burrow]

@magic maple I hope you step on legos

[novel burrow]

LMAO

[past shadow]

Ice cream

[fossil coyote]

It is

[pastel vine]

Someone have any school worthy food

[fair stratus]

very doughy / 10

[lone bloom]

[paper glade]

that dough tho

[craggy kiln]

Omelette

[lunar palm]

tthoselooksogood

those look so good

wish i could have one but i have not had dinner yet XD

[lone bloom]

Share

[bronze birch]

im about to have the best day and night of my life... (smores poptarts and A&W root beer)

[fossil coyote]

Why must you do this to me, I want that so bad

[fossil coyote]

Yeah just gotta wait, and btw did you do the little cinnamon roll hack by covering them in heavy cream and cinnamon roll paste, it makes it taste a lot like cinnabon

Oh rip but I recommend if its for home

Alr

[graceful geyser]

Here is a yummy bread I made with hazelnut spread

[vivid haven]

Made this whent hard

[lusty moth]

Steak 🥰🥰🥰

Wish I could have steak right now but it’s midnight plus I would not be able to because I just had wisdom tooth surgery

[vivid haven]

Awhh

[lusty moth]

My dad makes great steak out on the grill we have

It’s an old grill but I don’t think that makes any difference

[fair stratus]

wHO IS READY for the cookoff results

[lone bloom]

MEEE

[fair stratus]

11th place @thorny stream 10th place @vapid hound 9th place @novel burrow 8th place @fathom laurel 7th place @fossil coyote 6th place @terse ether 5th place @glacial oak 4th place @chilly acorn 3rd place @past shadow There is a shared (tied 1st place) , and those are @fallen crow and @lone bloom

[lone bloom]

CONGRATS EVERYONE

[fathom laurel]

[novel burrow]

I thought we got to vote as well?

[fathom laurel]

Thanks all of you

[past shadow]

YaY!!!

[fair stratus]

well yeah but i forgot i had an exam so i just judged

as a note: i'd eat every dish made

[chilly acorn]

Boooooooo

[past shadow]

Nah thats ok, I would rather you judge anyway tbh

[chilly acorn]

Even the marshmallow ramen that got fourth place somehow?

[fair stratus]

i would have tied all top 5 cause there were all so good

[fair stratus]

i did not judge that, i judged the first ramen lmao

[chilly acorn]

[novel burrow]

Next time I’m bribing the judge

[fair stratus]

paypal me 450000 dollars and the win is yours

[fathom laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/judge-yakuza-gif-18194828453084476806

[novel burrow]

One of these times ur gonna say that but the person is gonna be a bajillionaire and will actually do it

[lone bloom]

Repost of my dish entry to those that didn’t see it

[fair stratus]

i do wanna give personal reviews of the people who are active here to let you know what i thought

Starting with fiche, i could not fault the great presentation, difficulty and color, everything was

[lone bloom]

[fair stratus]

following tied winner @fallen crow , that carrot cake was executed super great, i wanna BITE INTO IT

with @past shadow that mexican dish hit my heart, it looks amazing, authentic, and it's probably super tasty

@novel burrow your veggie fried rice was also great and probably tasty, would have valued putting it on a plate

@fathom laurel i appreaciate good baking and those cupcakes looked DELI DELI

same with @fossil coyote , french toast takes skill and it's YUM

props for @terse ether for making not one but two plates, crepes and teriyaki chicken, i'd devour them in 2 seconds (the food ofc)

congratulations everyone (next time i will be preparing a prize for y'all , this was more for fun and showcasing of talent!)

[fathom laurel]

Erm actually they were muffins 🤓
Jokes aside I love baking and they tasted great

[fair stratus]

you didn't email me any

disqualified

[fathom laurel]

[bronze birch]

whats even happening?

[terse ether]

I’ll take that. It was quite literally made on a whime with what I could find 😭 next time tho 😈

[novel burrow]

Look in pinned in #double-decker-dingus-den

[bronze birch]

no access.

[fathom laurel]

#food message

[vapid hound]

10th for a lame sandwich? ill take it.
in all seriousness tho, congrats to the winners

[fair stratus]

[vapid hound]

[fair stratus]

we are there

[fathom laurel]

[fair stratus]

[vapid hound]

thank you for hosting this thales

[fair stratus]

thank u too

[lone bloom]

[fathom laurel]

No it’s for the cook off message lmao

[lone bloom]

Yes thank you for hosting this

[fathom laurel]

Click it

[fathom laurel]

Yeah this was cool

[fair stratus]

wanted to give some life to this channel and let people show their food in a different waht and i'm happy 11 people participated

[vapid hound]

[fathom laurel]

[novel burrow]

Not all of us are pastry chefs, plating is not my primary evaluation method for dishes lmao

[glacial oak]

Aye top 5 not bad

[thorny stream]

[earnest oyster]

just tried chicken teriyaki

And AMBATAKUUUUUUUAAAM

[fossil coyote]

7th ain't bad baby!!!

[fossil coyote]

YAAAAY

[fossil coyote]

I loved and regretted every bite I took of this

[past shadow]

I reached in my bag for this one 😤💯

[next hull]

Just some bomb ass sushi I got at this restaurant near my location

[chilly acorn]

Some gourmet cuisine from the most fanciest of restaurants

[past shadow]

Pffffft

[strong tusk]

jk looks good fr fr

[past shadow]

Oreo Cheese cake with like 4 scoops of whey protein

[sacred patio]

It looks so good🤤

[magic maple]

This is a literal rock what the fuck

[past shadow]

wat ?

[magic maple]

It looks like a rock

[past shadow]

well it doesn't taste like one

[magic maple]

How did you make a rock not taste like a rock

[past shadow]

protein ... wait no uhhh, 🤔

[magic maple]

Wait how many calories does a rock have

THE DONT HAVE CALORIES

They

Well congrats on eating a rock i guess

[frank bough]

Petezuh

[fossil coyote]

Yumm

[fossil coyote]

Oh my god that looks amazing