#🏃|speedrun

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summer plank
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at least you are at home, with your family, heard around the bush, seems more and more people dislike one another and trying to boot them out..

vapid garden
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well i own my house family can't really kick me out

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LOL

summer plank
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That is a good educational mind you have there Ganon.

vapid garden
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i'm not too sure if that's sarcasm or if that's a genuine compliment based on your previous sentence

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🤔

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oh well i guess we stop off topic stuff here

summer plank
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I am not being sarcasm, i never am.

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Why do people judge others in that way, when their personalities out there with connection of each keyboard they are at? Call me old fashion, but you are talking with me, and not some bot.

vapid garden
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you can never be too sure

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of anything in this world

summer plank
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Good point.

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Then we are checked into the Rusty Lake Hotel. 😄

vapid garden
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you can check out any time you like

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but you can never leave

summer plank
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Unless you are the Bellboy.

wraith cliff
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They stabbed the guests with the steely knives

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But they just can‘t kill the beasts...

civic pawn
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@wraith cliff
Marry me

wraith cliff
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Umm...

vapid garden
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no marry me

wooden smelt
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ok

vapid garden
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chryoyo marry me

wooden smelt
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im all in

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if i wasnt already engaged

vapid garden
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he/she can come too

wooden smelt
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awww yeah B)

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they sexually identify as a sexual identifier identifying a sexual identifier

civic pawn
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Yay threesome

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x)

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Let's just hope everyone is at least prone to bisexuality

wooden smelt
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im an ecosexual supporting earth chan

civic pawn
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huh

wooden smelt
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do you really want more information

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its not true btw....

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the first part i mean

civic pawn
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I know

wooden smelt
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excuse meas i now go to my shrine of earthchan

civic pawn
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Sure, do as you wish

wooden smelt
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an ECOsexual is someone who has sex... with the earth. bathing in vegatables and such and getting it off in waterfalls

civic pawn
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I mean as long as you don't force others to do it, I'm totally fine with that

wooden smelt
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yeah thats how i view most stuff

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long as it doesnt negatively effect the lifes of others

civic pawn
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Exactly

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and the life of the one that does it as well

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suicide is never an option

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and mutilation rarely

wooden smelt
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this is where i get into a grey line oddly

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i agree with what youve said. but also how someone likes to do things is entirely up to them

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suicide by depression is wrong but there are people who have done it for other reasons. and this is where i cant agree

civic pawn
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um .-.

wooden smelt
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go ahead im very open and cool with opinions

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if thatsnot obvious already

vapid garden
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yennefer or triss

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go

wooden smelt
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wumpus

vapid garden
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the age old debate

civic pawn
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how do you voluntarily kill yourself if you don't think your life isn't worth it ?

wooden smelt
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an excellent question!

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and its comes with a simple answer

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honor

civic pawn
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eeeeh

wooden smelt
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people do it man

vague ravine
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This is definitely not a speedrun discussion...except in a very morbid sense 😛

civic pawn
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I mean they do, but most of the time it's because they're gonna die anyway

vapid garden
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ayy

wooden smelt
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@vague ravine this is clearly about how the speedrun of life 1: the living

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we will be talking about Life 2: The Awakening in a moment

vapid garden
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what about half-life

wooden smelt
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now thats tasty

civic pawn
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Some people try to cheat and actually finish the game before it even starts

wooden smelt
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ok now were stepping into some scary shit XD

civic pawn
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XD

wooden smelt
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yeah i know thanks for clearing that up

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claps

vague ravine
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All joking ahead, I really think you should move to a different channel now

wooden smelt
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jesus ganon i thought you were about to take a very interesting stand

civic pawn
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Natural selection bitch !
No but seriously, it's not a good thing...

vague ravine
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Don't scare off the people who might just want to talk about speedrunning 😛

vapid garden
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nobody's talked in this channel since paradox came out

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???

wooden smelt
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@vague ravine there are only like 5 people that use this channel we wouldnt really want people being uncomfortable so

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also im pretty sure this channel is never used for speedrun related things

vapid garden
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sometimes it is

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sometimes

wooden smelt
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yeah it is the place we go to but its rare

vague ravine
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Doesn't matter, there's a channel here for non-rusty lake discussion 😛

wooden smelt
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very spicy

vapid garden
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quick beat his ass so he blocks you too

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and then he doesn't have to worry about us any longer

wooden smelt
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eh if he blocks me he does if he doesnt he doesnt. doesnt effect me

civic pawn
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Uh... uh... uh...
I HATE YOUR GUTS
Are we enemies now ?

wooden smelt
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nah

vapid garden
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i don't believe in enemies in life

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just in games

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do you like tsunderes

civic pawn
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O-ok...

vapid garden
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is your fiancee a tsundere

wooden smelt
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sure who doesnt?

vapid garden
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alright you the man

wooden smelt
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sometimes

civic pawn
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I like some tsunderes

wooden smelt
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ye

vapid garden
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i like all tsunderes

civic pawn
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there are some that are just down right frustrating bitches

vapid garden
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you just have to know how to deal with them

wooden smelt
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i can see myself loving them

civic pawn
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I'd rather have a deredere

wooden smelt
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really?

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very simple huh

vapid garden
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i think they're really bland

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not bad but still

wooden smelt
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ohyeah totally valid

wraith cliff
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... this conversation tho

civic pawn
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x)

wooden smelt
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yeah that sounds like my daily life topics

vapid garden
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you think tsuntsun is valid

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i dunno if i could like that man

civic pawn
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There are deredere that are not bland at all
If someone really wants to show their affection, they can do it in so many ways
From little attentions to warm hugs
And that's what I love about it

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I'm a simple man with not so simple affection addiction problems

wooden smelt
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mmhmm

civic pawn
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Someone love me please ;;;-;;;

wooden smelt
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the world loves you if you think it does

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your in mexico if you think you are aswell

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heck you could be god creating your own universe that you walk through if youd like

civic pawn
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My space time situation is always lost on me, so I could wake up 128 years from now in Antartica right now, I wouldn't notice

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But no I have real affection problems

wooden smelt
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oh sure i imagine a lot of people struggle with that in general alone

civic pawn
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I mean, how many people can say that up until they were 18, they were NEVER ashamed of their "favorite" parent kissing them, not only that but actively kiss them almost every day ?

wooden smelt
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actually quite a few

civic pawn
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I guess something like 1 person out of 200

wooden smelt
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your looking at one of em

civic pawn
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Huh, good to know

wooden smelt
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being loved is an important part of life man its just something we not only want and desire but need

civic pawn
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Yeah, I know that

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But I need it more than the norm

wooden smelt
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maybe but that doesnt make you weird

civic pawn
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It doesn't

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But it's a real pain

wooden smelt
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i still sleep with my blanket i named buttons. and still talk to it and call it by its name

civic pawn
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especially when you have almost no friends

wooden smelt
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people have more friends than they think

civic pawn
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I mean friends I can physically touch and see

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Most of my friends are on the other side of the ocean .-.

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and I've never actually met them

wooden smelt
civic pawn
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I'm actually in one since a year and 4 days

wooden smelt
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thats epic m8

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congrats on one year

civic pawn
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^^" It's not really like I have a choice, honestly

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A choice of partner, I mean

wooden smelt
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question,

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do you love who your with?

civic pawn
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I don't mean that I've been dragged in for a whole year

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I love her more than my own life .-.

wooden smelt
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then, how does one say you dont have a choice?

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there is no one you rather be with even if you had a choice

civic pawn
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Because she's literally the only one that was ever interested in me in my entire life...

wooden smelt
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do you know why

civic pawn
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I mean, except for a guy

wooden smelt
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cause ill answer you why if you dont

civic pawn
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But I'm not... on that side

wooden smelt
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no one wants to date someone unless its for the long term. when you fall in love its because you meet the one out of a million. you arent going to find someone you want to be with easily. and vise versa

civic pawn
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No I don't mean "nobody wants to be in a couple with me"

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It's really nobody ever showed any sort of interest

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.-.

wooden smelt
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because why would they? no im serious and not being rude think for me

civic pawn
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I mean some people get a thousand crush, or go in a new relationship every two weeks

wooden smelt
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does what you just define sound like love

civic pawn
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How does that work, honestly ?

wooden smelt
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how old are you?

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pardon the rude question

civic pawn
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I'm not talking about love, here, I'm talking about attraction

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18

wooden smelt
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so your around a lot of younger people still. they seek sex not love

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ill continue shoving the obvious in your face if youd like to continue

civic pawn
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Yeah, it still doesn't explain why no one seeks interest in me, either for love, or sex, or whatever

wooden smelt
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tell me how many people youd date

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how many crushes have you had

civic pawn
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They're all pretty recent, but like... pretty much any girl I have some kind of close relationship with

wooden smelt
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typically people want a life long partner and that means someone very specific

civic pawn
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again, I'm not talking about true love, but attraction
you don't always seek true love, and some people think it's everywhere
so it's still not an awnser

wooden smelt
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what do you define as attraction

civic pawn
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any kind of sentimental and/or physical attraction to someone

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I mean except friendship, obviously

wooden smelt
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aaaand you said you have a lot of online friends... shall i tell you my thoughts?

civic pawn
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I figured as much

wooden smelt
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every person you talk to loves chatting with you. ive seen it right here in this server. heck id go to a ball game with you

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try getting out a bit more and try inviting people over

civic pawn
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Except friendship
I'm talking about non-platonic attraction

wooden smelt
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its true not many friends enjoy that type of thing. even find it a bit weird

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but that doesnt mean you cant get it. i hold the hands of a lot of my friends

civic pawn
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I... don't have friends I can hold hands with .-.

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I mean I have one girl that I bro-hug .-.

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and another one that I... kinda used as a.... uh... huggingball... but she was just accepting it since she knows I have problems... and she's in another city... and now I can't touch her anymore because she has a jealous boyfriend...

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Sighs

wooden smelt
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does this problem stem from something or is it something you have

civic pawn
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Uh... I don't know ?

wooden smelt
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it may be that your parents constantly gave you love and now you desire it more than ever

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parents love holding their childrten

civic pawn
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I mean I had quite a lonely life so I'm sure it played a part
But I don't know if it's a major factor

wooden smelt
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not that me saying that helps you. but realizing where it came from is important. id think about it a bit

civic pawn
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Yeah, my parents are basically the only one that would even acknowledge my existence at times .-.

wooden smelt
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can you tell me some of the ways your coping with it?

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because by the sound of things i dont think your trying to do much

civic pawn
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I mean I'm so used to being alone it's kinda hard to do otherwise, now
And the fact that I'm not used to talk to people really doesn't help

wooden smelt
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uh huh

civic pawn
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I know I don't "do much"
But... I don't... know what to do, or how to do it .-.

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I'm pretty much a zombie IRL

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mentally and physically

wooden smelt
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a lot of people dont know how to deal with their problems. and not trying is totally normal. it sounds like you often forget about it even though it makes you really sad constantly

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id start by realizing its there . thats the first step

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secondly, tons of people suffer from this type of thing

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there are ways to combat it that have been made for you

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weather its setting a pillow behind you while you sleep and pretending its someone or otherwise

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i obviously dont know the details of your problem. and im not a professional. but id like to see you get better

civic pawn
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I already cuddle my Panda plushy pretending it's my gf...

wooden smelt
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thats a really good way of handling it

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find other things you can do

civic pawn
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Well I tried to one time...

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It didn't... really work that well .-.

wooden smelt
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would you like to tell me about that?

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cause believe me i have all night to help you i really do

civic pawn
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I invited the few friends I have for a birthday party, for my 18 years...
2 just told me they couldn't come at the last second
2 were a hour and a half late because they couldn't be careful enough to remember the correct time
And the only one that didn't screw me over was a friend of a friend I barely know .-.

wooden smelt
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i have no words that is actually truly terrible

vapid garden
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tl; dr me i haven't been here for like 30 mins

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somebody

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anybody

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or i'll start singing country road

wooden smelt
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were talking about rusylake's problem 😃

civic pawn
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(Call me Red, it's less confusing)

wooden smelt
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sure thing

vapid garden
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not enough golden cubes my dude

civic pawn
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x)

wooden smelt
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i could have swore you were eating popcorn watching the conversation

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red, i dont think using people is a good idea for a solution

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people are busy and cant always be there for you. even if they truly care.

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and i know that probably hurts a bit but, its not a stable solution

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think about looking up solutions. platonic solutions B) damn that sounds cool as shit. you could probably hold a fake hand and it feel just the same

civic pawn
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Yeah but I mean...
I was feeling lonely, so I tried to be with the friends I have...
I literally cried that day...

wooden smelt
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iii can completely understand that. id probably be pretty damn sad in that situation to

civic pawn
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It was 10 days ago...

wooden smelt
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happy birthday...

civic pawn
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thanks ^^"

wooden smelt
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if it helps my 18th birthday didnt have cake or friends either

civic pawn
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For the cake, I trust no one

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I bake my own

wooden smelt
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really

civic pawn
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It's really the only enjoyment I have in that time of year .-.

wooden smelt
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id love to cook. its a very important skill and fun

civic pawn
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I sadly don't know how to cook

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I literally only know how to bake cakes

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I over boil pastas, and my steaks are burnt outside and bleeding inside

wooden smelt
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that alone is cool enough lad

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cooking is tough to learn from what i hear

civic pawn
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It is

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I guess

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Baking a cake is really easy, though
just put 4 ingredients together and put it in the oven

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and it's pretty much done

wooden smelt
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what is it like, egg flour milk and uh

civic pawn
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sugar, and then the flavour

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and butter

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some recipes don't even need milk

wooden smelt
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and if your feelin spicy put some chocolate and candy in that batter

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on the topic of cake, look up pizza cakes

civic pawn
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.-.

wooden smelt
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yeah its what it sounds like and its great for your body

civic pawn
wooden smelt
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👌

civic pawn
wooden smelt
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@vapid garden shokugeki no soma

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its somethin

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let me know if you ever wanna chat again im always floating around ^_^

civic pawn
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Quick recipe for chocolate cake :

preheat your oven to 220°C (425°F)

put 100g (between 1/2 and 1/3 cup) of butter and 100g (2/3 cup) of chocolate in the microwave for 1 minute

mix it with 100g (1 cup) of sugar, 30g (1/4 cup) of flour (about 2 soup spoons) and 2 eggs

12 minutes in the oven

and it's done

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Yeah that's awfully simple

wooden smelt
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seems simple enough even if i dont know those measurements

civic pawn
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oh

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uh

wooden smelt
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and now, the news on rustylake speedrunning. @quiet shuttle has cooled down a bit. taking time away from rustylake runs. its unknown if he's quitting. @wintry dove hasn't been heard from in awhile but has been very active on the src site. we believe they are taking a break as well. various small runners have entered the scene! maunzo, tasselfoot, cubeescaper_14, vheron, and a few other various users.

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maunzo actually placed second in paradise making them a very notable competitor

vapid garden
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karrot i know irl so he's been focusing on other stuff

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for now

civic pawn
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I've updated the recipe, so it has measures in cups, now

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It's hard to find a way to convert mass into volumes, especially when it's not the same material, but oh well

wooden smelt
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@vapid garden has he been well? do let him know i miss his work. i was always amazed by what he could do in so short of a time

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oh yeah i could make this no problem. errr id make a lot bigger of a mess than you though

wooden smelt
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spedurn those coolegg ex hams maintain accuracy and do your best 😃

summer plank
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I wonder if there is a speed run for hotel?

wide summit
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You can check the link on the pinned post, it'll bring you to a page with speedruns of every Rusty Lake game

summer plank
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Thanks Lucideer.

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I already clicked on it... I have almost matched up the mill's own time

wraith cliff
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Wooow

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I had never actually looked at the speed run times

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That’s insane

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You guys amaze me XD

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1:29 for Arles!?!?!

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I’m seriously impressed

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Wait @summer plank you did the mill in 5 minutes?

summer plank
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I timed myself in everything @wraith cliff when you where whistling Dixie haha 😃

civic pawn
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1:29..... there must be some trigger exploits

wooden smelt
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if runners experience anything wrong with the site or their account inform me

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@summer plank yes but it needs work hope you enjoy it

wide summit
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Should you just say what happened?

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I mean I know but 🤷🏻‍♂️

wooden smelt
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nah its likely no one really cares

wide summit
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Well, just change your passwords I guess

wooden smelt
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pretty much. not that its gonna help much. so were deciding on ways to improve security

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also i didnt know you were a fan ^_^

wide summit
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I overheard someone else talking about it on another server

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I follow a SM64 speedrunner

wooden smelt
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very nice. i might give an overview of what really happen after things calm down. right now people are causing to much chaos for me to completely make sense of it. admins are to busy to speak with me of course.

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but in short that is pretty much what it boils down to. someone got hold of accounts and messed with stuff

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expected with src only being 3 years old. still starting up and growing quickly

wooden smelt
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THE SITE HAS BEEN REVERTED yaaaay -_-

civic pawn
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huh

wintry dove
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I have been taking a break lol new games came out and just been playing thos not quiting the running thoxqcSword

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And for arles i have a faster run recorded i just never submitted

wooden smelt
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nice

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what games are you diving into?

wooden smelt
vapid garden
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season 3?

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WUTFACE

wooden smelt
vapid garden
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LOL

wide summit
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I need context

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Why'd he go there

vapid garden
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chryoyo typed in chat

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"go into the black hole you get something"

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he didn't believe it at first and then he went

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so he was mad at chryoyo

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LOL

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Jebaited

wide summit
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You get something, yeah

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A big dong in your bong

wooden smelt
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i didnt even tell him to go in the hole. i just said the last 5 coins were near the hole

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cause he asked

wide summit
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ohh

wooden smelt
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i even try to stop him

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the moment he gets to close i even scream in chat

winter socket
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Hi

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New to the game

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Paradox leaderboard missing Android

wooden smelt
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ill look into it! 😃 thank yoou

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its likely it wasnt added because it's not different enough. time wise that is

wooden smelt
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the site is under intense pressure due to gdq again

civic pawn
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what did they do again ?

wooden smelt
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gdq is just a really popular event

wide summit
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Games Done Quick, right?

civic pawn
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I know that, but what did they do to put so much pressure onto the site ?

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I mean I know they're sadly known for drama

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Mostly unfair bans

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So what's the matter ?

wooden smelt
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anytime they go live a lot of people visit src for some reason

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so you run into site loading problems and such 😛

civic pawn
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Ah !

wooden smelt
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they keep talking about upgrading the servers every 6 months or something

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but the site just cant keep up with speedrunning popularity i guess

wanton shuttle
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Oops I didn't know this existed before now

wooden smelt
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randomno welcome

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dont worry nothing speedrunning related happens here. at least not often

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infact id dare to say 95% of whats been said in this channel isnt about running

wide summit
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Fun fact, this used to be the only character I had muted because I thought it was about speedrunning

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Greatest mistake

wooden smelt
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tbh this channel could be deleted and id be pretty happy about it

visual valve
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@wooden smelt

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Verify this shiz

buoyant lintel
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hello jsut got this

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returning to this server to say i got it

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hello

wooden smelt
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flop that fish!

buoyant lintel
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WAIT

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DON'T VERIFY IT

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LOOK AT THIS

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DEAD

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THIS GAME IS DEAD

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DONE

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OVER

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ANY% DEAD

visual valve
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GG

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WOW

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AMAZING

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@wintry dove this is why plankboii is god

buoyant lintel
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I'M DONE

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it's about time i'm able to run these games

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man i really need a better pc

wooden smelt
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you can play the games now ^_^ thats wonderful!

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yoyos blessings be with you legendary runner boii of planks

buoyant lintel
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here you go

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@wooden smelt

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DONE

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ORWEGI JSLNKMijlkoaeghrtilouf bjegrtfhilob

wooden smelt
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party like a lobster bro

buoyant lintel
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dude well under 1 minute that's crazy

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i blew my expectations out of the water lol

visual valve
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You're the first to do that on Web

buoyant lintel
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in fact i was talking with faustas saying that i would be happy with third considering how optimized the wr was

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but

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i guess

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idk

wooden smelt
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eh i expect more from you but its good to see you getting back into cube escape

vapid garden
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oh ok

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i saw the title and thought you beat karrot

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hes at 38s on mobile so k

buoyant lintel
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on mobile

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1:00.5 on pc

vapid garden
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he doesn't really care about pc

buoyant lintel
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lol

vapid garden
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but this might get him back into it

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idk

wooden smelt
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karrot prefers the mobile version for better movement

buoyant lintel
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i need to retime the run @wooden smelt

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makes sense

wooden smelt
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certainly

buoyant lintel
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i would want to hang myself playing mobile

vapid garden
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he can also utilize both hands

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you can't on pc

buoyant lintel
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yes i'm aware

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.

vapid garden
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.

wooden smelt
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.

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.!

buoyant lintel
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retimed to 56.86

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so i think i pressed time way after the fade out began

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had to resubmit @wooden smelt

wooden smelt
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as usual. not a problem

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click click boom

buoyant lintel
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thank you good sir

wooden smelt
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aye

buoyant lintel
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now i gotta practice for a speedrun marathon i'm in

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@wooden smelt you heard Speedy adventures is coming back together right?

wooden smelt
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best of luck!

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i havent but thats nice

buoyant lintel
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exactly bruh

wooden smelt
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if they need me for anything just let me know. you know im more than willing to help

buoyant lintel
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of course

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lmao this is pretty much the only rusty lake game i wanted to speedrun

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so u h h h hh h h h hhhhhh h h hh

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guess i'm satisfied

wooden smelt
#

being satisfied is not something i know you for

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hopefully youll be back to destroy records like you usually do. pleasure having you

buoyant lintel
#

we'll see

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running out of things to speedrun

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especially in HE

visual valve
#

Well then, you have a whole group of games to conquer in Rusty Lake Series

buoyant lintel
#

"lmao this is pretty much the only rusty lake game i wanted to speedrun"

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lol

visual valve
#

But if you do come, the hardest might be Paradise

buoyant lintel
#

not interested in the series, to be frank

wooden smelt
#

im not to big a fan on RL for running either. which is strange considering submachine is even worse for it and i love that

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its probably due to RL being a lot less click intensive

buoyant lintel
#

what

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RL is more click intensive many times over

wooden smelt
#

hmm nah to many cut scenes in a lot of the games

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for me those breaks are enough for me to recharge and keep up. where as submachine usually has its cut scenes at the start and end

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COUGH SUB6

wooden smelt
wooden smelt
#

thanks for the channel separation. it was very needed

wintry dove
#

Time to dust off the rusty lake

unique ether
#

how do you dust a lake though

civic pawn
languid raven
#

oh

wooden smelt
#

the power glove ver 2

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welcome back karrot

wooden smelt
#

and starting strong i see. hows life been?

wintry dove
#

Stressful

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Lol

bold pumice
#

Should I speedrun RL?

wooden smelt
#

hot chocolate all through the night B) thats what keeps me going

wooden smelt
#

if you want to then do it @bold pumice

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not even that hard. just record, submit if you want, and your done

unique ether
#

goddamn

wide summit
#

monkaS

wooden smelt
wide summit
#

That was RL :P

wooden smelt
#

ah they probably quickly threw the channels into better spots

unique ether
#

yeah i think having the cabin in its own category was a bad idea

wide summit
#

The original idea was to have more channels

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One for discussing other games, one for discussing music and one for discussing media (tv shows, movies, youtube, etc)

wooden smelt
#

i think thats a good idea, however i cant see much of a demand for it. plus that can already be talked about in #🛖|the-cabin as there isnt to much activity there

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heck it could even be used as a bot channel 😛

unique ether
#

yeah i think it should all just stay in one channel unless it's absolutely necessary

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another problem with segmenting things up is it potentially disrupts conversation flow

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having to be like "oh hey our convo is about music now time to switch the channel"

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it's really unnecessary

wooden smelt
#

aye i very much agree. ive had this problem in many servers

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either way thought id throw my two cents in there. consider talking to robin and maarten if others say something

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also i swear if i got both their names right im gonna be very impressed

visual valve
#

It is not Rusty Lake but

visual valve
wintry dove
#

Is that me? @visual valve

visual valve
#

Maybe ;3

wooden smelt
wooden smelt
vapid garden
#

noice

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good to see people still running

#

a bit sloppy but still pretty solid

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damn he actually took his time on a lot of parts and still got under 1m

wooden smelt
wintry dove
#

❤️

wooden smelt
wooden smelt
#

and we are live

clear forum
#

Ooh, speedruns. I've only ever speedrun'd Birthday in about 10-11 minutes, but I timed it on my watch... guess if there's no film, it never happened, haha

wooden smelt
#

speedrunning isnt just about putting a run on a leader board. its a personally goal😃 but yes. you cant submit it without video proof

clear forum
#

It was a goal of mine, haha. I played Birthday so many times since it‘s one of my favourites, so I kept going faster. Maybe one day I’ll record it haha

visual valve
#

Hi

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I exist again

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^-^

wooden smelt
#

no one talks here 😃

haughty thicket
#

again?

visual valve
#

I was here before

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Now I am back

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With a 5:19 in Four Seasons

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PC

haughty thicket
#

4 months, jeez

visual valve
#

No it did not take me four months

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Only 2 hours

haughty thicket
#

It has been 4 months

visual valve
#

O

visual valve
#

Now 1:55 Arles

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New route

#

Will submit tomorrow before school

visual valve
#

Okay. Instead, I will submit right now.

visual valve
#

Submitted! (Verify/retime/etc. Plz)

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@wooden smelt do you see the obvious difference between Mobile and Web in karrots runs?

wooden smelt
#

oh yeah which game was that?

visual valve
#

All of them

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Well, everything with Mobile Apps. Let me figure out which ones

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Anything here

wooden smelt
#

k ill do that for you ^_^

solemn plinth
#

nobody run paradox... ._.

wooden smelt
#

no sadly we've not received any submissions

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it's likely due to the length

visual valve
#

Well, yesterday was part 1 of a partial sweep, so maybe?

wooden smelt
#

well actually i think 24karror touched paradox at one point

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idk if he finished that

visual valve
#

He did

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He has runs for every category (even Misc.)

vapid garden
#

i think he only ran paradox once when it first came out

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i was with him routing stuff while we were playing

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it was just a like 4 hour playthrough and routing so it's not ideal in any sense

civic pawn
#

paradox no skip is about an hour long so...

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and that's only for ONE chapter

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with exploits it's cut down to about 10 minutes
(yeah it's that broken)

wooden smelt
#

i do remember this

visual valve
solemn plinth
#

Working hard!

visual valve
#

ALMOST SUB 55'd HARVEY'S

visual valve
#

53 SECONDS

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MY RIBS HURT FROM THAT ONE

visual valve
#

53.19 is the accurate time, but OMG I AM IMPRESSED

wintry dove
#

I only ran paradox a few times but no one else runs it so i have no motivation 😦

civic pawn
#

I'm not a pro runner but maybe I should try

wintry dove
#

Im no pro either i just tried over and over till i got the time i wanted 😃 u should give it a go

visual valve
#

Why does plank call you a cave dweller. 😔

civic pawn
#

Idk if I should use mouse or trackpad

#

mobile is definitely quicker

wooden smelt
#

i started out with track pad. majority of my runs are still done on it

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wtf is a pro speedrunner?

solemn plinth
#

Maybe a professional speed runner... idk

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Which hints do you speed runners can give to noob runners like me?

civic pawn
#

"pro speedrunner" I mean someone that make runs consistently multiple times a week x)

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which is rare but just

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I don't usually run... like at all

wooden smelt
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  1. play a game you'll never get tired of
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  1. stretch. no seriously look into finger stretches they actually help
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  1. fooooooods lots of healthy food. its what makes anyone good at anything. generally stay healthy
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  1. never push yourself. running is for having fun. trying to make it something more can stress you
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  1. if you've been trying to pull off a trick for 20 minutes... what are you doing? stop. walk away and come back. trust me you'll get it first try if you take a break
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in all honesty there isnt much to learn. these are some of the basics @solemn plinth

civic pawn
#

I mean this is mostly a rule of thumb for... any activity (minus the stretching)

wooden smelt
#

it really is. but finger stretches are typically over looked. which isnt a bad thing but if your doing runs

#

some people practice for hours ya know? its just not good

civic pawn
#

Yeah I get that

#

One game I would never get tired of would be Portal 2, but only because of the community levels, and not the main course that I ACTUALLY could run

#

other than that...

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maybe Mario Galaxy

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but it's...

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long

wooden smelt
#

i did quite enjoy mario galaxy

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i know what you mean. long runs have their pros and cons

civic pawn
#

This game is my entire childhood... like honestly I didn't have much of a "childhood" other than Mario Galaxy and a few other Wii games

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I managed to do a 202% of Galaxy in like 5 days

wooden smelt
#

i had mario64 mario tennis mario golf and some flash games 😛 guess which one i played the most

civic pawn
#

x)

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an easy pick

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I was born in 2000, with 35yo Christian parents that decided to move to literally the poorest country in the world

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so actually owning a Wii was a miracle

wooden smelt
#

that would be vatican city friend

civic pawn
#

that's a city state, it isn't counted as a "country"

wooden smelt
#

its called city but its a country. at least i think?

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im horrible with geography

civic pawn
#

it's a "city-state"

wooden smelt
#

what on earth does that mean

civic pawn
#

it means it's a city that acts as an individual country, but since it's just a single city, it's not considered an official country

wooden smelt
#

ah

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i mean... that still counts yeah?

civic pawn
#

not officially

#

I was talking about Madagascar

wooden smelt
#

oh!

civic pawn
#

it's been in the top 5 for a few decades now

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and managed to get #1 a few times

#

I was even there during a... """civil war"""

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which was like... militia vs farmers

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so not a fair fight, but the people managed to get the president out after a few years of fighting

wooden smelt
#

what precisely defines a war anyways. when does something stop being a fight and become a war

vague ravine
#

Are we speedrunning global events now

civic pawn
#

XD

wooden smelt
#

runners typically talk about random stuff. not much goes on

civic pawn
#

a war is a fight between two or more entities, one of which being a political figure, representing its policy during the fight

wooden smelt
#

hmmmmm

civic pawn
#

and most of the time it's officialised with actual war declarations

wooden smelt
#

oh sure

civic pawn
#

most of the times

wooden smelt
#

i imagine launching any form of attack without warning would be punishable by the UN

civic pawn
#

that's why some of America's military actions on other countries aren't considered "wars", even though they clearly are... they never actually declared war

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they just showed up and started shooting

vague ravine
#

I really don't think this is allowed here

civic pawn
#

maaayyybe

wooden smelt
#

idk? we arent really touching on any sensitive subjects. all we're doing is describing what precisely a war is

civic pawn
#

if we start talking about WWII, would the take of France by Germany be considered a speedrun ?

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XD

wooden smelt
#

yeah now thats where we draw the line XD

vague ravine
#

@wide summit

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I mean if nothing else the first rule seems pretty clear 😛

civic pawn
#

It was a joke...

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god

vague ravine
#

Not to mention the "no politics" one. I have a fair bit to say in response to some of what was just said but I'm not saying it because I don't think this is the place for that discussion

civic pawn
#

alright alright I'll stop, I was just making a joke about the subject we were on, and the subject of the channel

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and it's not politics, it's just history

wooden smelt
#

^

vague ravine
#

I'm not going to argue this

wooden smelt
#

please no fighting guys

vague ravine
#

That's what I said, yes 😛

wooden smelt
#

😛

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im just having a talk with red. im sorry if something we said was a problem

#

whats with all the crazy jump finds in mario odyssey?

#

have you been watching those?

civic pawn
#

Odyssey was made to let people do weird jumps

wooden smelt
#

it does have a lot of moves doesnt?

civic pawn
#

and letting some ledges so close that you could taste them

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which makes them actually reachable with a lot of technique

wooden smelt
#

and you mean a LOT

civic pawn
#

I do

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There even are some jumps that skip part of levels, and are congratulated by Cappy himself

wooden smelt
#

huh? that so?

civic pawn
#

yup

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most of the time it's really small skips, but they exist

wooden smelt
#

i havent seen those

civic pawn
#

in the lake for example, you can jump up the broken stairs with enough skill, without going around

wooden smelt
#

didnt they find a skip with the frog at the tutorial? i remember hearing something about htat

#

to busy with life for all the things man D:

civic pawn
#

I'm too busy with work, being dumb and depression myself

wooden smelt
#

we all know this feeling

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thats why i started watching the helpful senko 😛

civic pawn
#

vat is das ?

wooden smelt
#

oh im sure youve seen it

#

its that anime with a fox god who pampers this really depressed man

civic pawn
#

uh... nope, never heard of it

wooden smelt
#

its strange. just like all my shows

civic pawn
#

huh x)

wooden smelt
#

i mean, thats anime really. all of them seem to have crazy ideas

civic pawn
#

does it cure actual depression depression ?

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because I think I might need it

wooden smelt
#

it certainly helps

#

it'll give you a nice laugh if nothing else

civic pawn
#

then I might give it a try

wooden smelt
civic pawn
#

I'm not officially diagnosed, but I can feel it, and every single test I take give me above 90%

#

so eh

#

I'll stop about this subject before Timothy and Lucid come back

wooden smelt
#

idk if you should diagnose yourself with anything

#

but depression is something everyone has a little experience with. life is stressful and self care should be valued highly

civic pawn
#

I'm not auto-diagnosing myself......... but it sure is an indicator that something is fucking wrong with me

wooden smelt
#

no. thats normal

#

i think most of humanity can say that sentence tbh

civic pawn
#

I'll just take it to dm I think

wooden smelt
#

sure ^_^ you can talk to me about anything. i love getting to know everyone

solemn plinth
#

Thanks for the hints!

wooden smelt
#

mmhmm! i hope you find them useful as you progress!

solemn plinth
#

^^

wide summit
#

War = politics

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No politics = rules

wooden smelt
#

@civic pawn i just realized we had a two hour talk. it was quite nice. i havent chatted like this in awhile. feel free to message me if you have anything else on your mind

civic pawn
#

hn

wooden smelt
visual valve
#

Thanks for reminding me to submit that Harvey's Box WR

wooden smelt
#

didnt you do that looong ago 😛

visual valve
#

Nope

wooden smelt
#

planned on doing it. i see

visual valve
#

Well. Arles yeah

#

But I had to change the platform from Android to Web

wooden smelt
#

whats the issue?

wooden smelt
#

and here it goes

visual valve
#

Should I go for it

#

I'ma go for it

#

Nah

#

Too busy with LA2

wintry dove
#

can we talk about how broken the come is..

visual valve
#

YES YES YES

#

I fucking hate it

#

It has ended over 50 of my runs

wintry dove
#

i can already hear it..

#

the random double note

#

i get so happy that i passed the come i for get the bug pattern

visual valve
#

It isn't a bug

#

It's a hitbox overlappingh

wooden smelt
#

my favorite

visual valve
#

The bristles of the comb are so close together that the mouse has the possibility of hitting two at once

wooden smelt
#

i love how simple it is to explain

vapid garden
#

he didn't say it was a bug, he said he forgets the bug pattern

#

bugs/flies/whatevers

wooden smelt
#

real talk. the biggest problem when running rl series is the painting

#

heck you cant even play the game casually it feels like

vapid garden
#

which painting

#

the arles painting is dumb

#

the roots one can be easily manipulated

#

arles does whatever it wants at the time

#

you filled in 10% this run? i'll give you the whole thing

#

wait a second here you gotta do 90% this run gl

wooden smelt
#

thats what im saying! and you cover the exact same spots every time

#

someone explain to me how it works

#

im not a genius, but im pretty sure its really broken

vapid garden
#

i tested it pretty extensively when karrot was first running arles

#

and no matter what i did it was random every time

wooden smelt
#

sure feels like it!

vapid garden
#

i tried everything i could think of too

#

even manipulating it across multiple runs

#

i realized it saved whatever you had if you reset it

#

so if you filled in 50% of something, like the sky

#

backed out, went back in, and then did the last 50% it'd complete

wooden smelt
#

wah

vapid garden
#

because it remembers that, but across separate runs it doesn't save it

wooden smelt
#

well yeah that of course makes sense

vapid garden
#

that's the only like cool property that it had

wooden smelt
#

but why have it be that way!

vapid garden
#

some games have separate runs matter, where it saves properties from a previous run

#

so that's why i tried it but nope, more random stuff

wooden smelt
#

i have seen that happen sometimes with flash games

#

i just figured it wasnt intentional

vapid garden
#

i think that a really good run is just the game giving you a pass on the painting so gl

wooden smelt
#

i mean basically yes

#

if it werent that way the wr would probably belike 8 second faster or so

#

im sorry is there someone named butteredcoffee in this server. i love it

visual valve
#

Twas RNG

#

Got lucky with the sky

wooden smelt
#

painting% new category. oh its already been perfected. gg bois

#

pogchamp

wintry dove
#

i still dont understand it at all lol

#

i dont wanna say its RNG but it seems like it

#

i assume its trigger points, but i have yet to find them.

#

it cant be % based because theres times where i filled the whole thing up and nothing..

visual valve
#

... Try and complete it the same way I did on my PC WR run

#

(it needs to be reverified btw_

wooden smelt
#

maybe we're moving the cursor so fast it doesn't resister? but it does visually????

#

@visual valve heh? the one you submit a week ago? didnt you beat that record?

visual valve
#

No. I had to fix the platform

wooden smelt
#

oh sorry sorry. ill get right on it

#

have you already edited the submission? or do i need to do that?

visual valve
#

Platform has been fixed. I just want the retime done cuz I am not confident in mine for that run

wooden smelt
#

certainly ^_^

#

1m 55s 400ms

visual valve
#

Yay! 😊

wooden smelt
#

when yoyo finally decides to retime a lot of runs

#

and then sees cauterize's

#

good thing not much is expected of me... i is such a great mod

wide summit
#

Did I hear you're applying to be a mod at the Discord too thank you you're hired

#

lmao

wooden smelt
#

i wouldnt describe myself as reliable or trustworthy 😅

#

feels like people have to regulate me often >_>

wooden smelt
#

im sorry am i the only one who thinks this is gross and terrible?

visual valve
#

I think same, but for different reason

#

No picture

wooden smelt
#

what! thats it?

visual valve
#

Yup

wooden smelt
#

i swear the standards people have are so weird!

#

fine send me the pic you want me to use

wooden smelt
visual valve
#

That is great!

wooden smelt
#

it was hard for me to get off my dark colors

#

but i managed

#

not happy with it. but at least its more appealing. any one have problems with this?

solemn plinth
#

hi guys! I wanna run for paradox ch1, but I need some help...

#

how can I record my run with the timer besides my screen?

#

do I have to download something? it's for PC platform

wooden smelt
#

you dont need a timer at all

#

we usually just use them to know how we're doing

solemn plinth
#

do I have to broadcast live my run (at youtube, for example) or just record a video?

wooden smelt
#

nope. you just need video 😄 you can upload it anywhere as well

solemn plinth
#

great! thanks!!

solemn plinth
#

19:16 chapter 1

#

I'm gonna upload my run!

solemn plinth
#

done

visual valve
#

We got a new runner

solemn plinth
#

I'm still a noob 😛

wooden smelt
#

noobs dont exist. only stars and memes

#

you said you were doing paradox yeah?

solemn plinth
#

yep

wooden smelt
#

yeah. your gonna want to watch a run

#

if your wondering how that time is possible, dont worry. youll find out very quickly

solemn plinth
#

I sent this running because there was no submissions

#

I knew that 19 minutes were too much time! 😅

wooden smelt
#

tbh, thats normal for a first run of anything

#

the first time i ran sm64 for example took me over 3 hours

#

70 stars

#

second run was under 2

#

third run was an hour 40

#

practice is key i suppose. watching and learning is a big part as well

solemn plinth
#

I watched this run and now I know that I could be faster than before! maybe not faster than 3'57 but much better than my submission

wooden smelt
#

yeaaah i figured that was why 😆

solemn plinth
#

oh I found 2 ambiguous places for RL paradox speedrun... RL paradox and Cube Escape paradox

#

I submitted into Cube Escape paradox (that's why I said there was no submissions... this place was empty)

wooden smelt
#

lol

#

that happens from time to time. sr.com isnt really a professional site 😂

#

the mistakes we make are amazing

solemn plinth
#

😁

solemn plinth
#

I got it in 7 minutes... but I won't submit it today

wintry dove
#

I like when we get a new runner 😃

#

Im pretty sure u can beat the 3:57 paradox is pretty much untouched

#

I only ran it for like a week

visual valve
#

ETA on four seasons bop?

wooden smelt
solemn plinth
#

I submited my 7 minutes run for paradox ch1

wooden smelt
#

retimed: 6:38

#

very nice

solemn plinth
#

😄

wooden smelt
wooden smelt
#

since when did this server get 3 mods

slender summit
wooden smelt
bold spire
#

damn! those times are impressive

visual valve
#

When plankboii is a hypocrite

wooden smelt
#

you mean everyday? classic plank

wooden smelt
#

make that 49.7

#

why does everyone love the lake so much

safe saddle
visual valve
#

cuz lake

crisp grail
#

ay @wooden smelt can you explain ending time for lake bc the ending screen doesnt show up until past 50 in planks wr

wooden smelt
#

@crisp grail correct 50.17

crisp grail
#

aight i submitted one

wooden smelt
#

O _ O

#

right! well then

#

i think the lake is finally dead

crisp grail
#

i mean not really there were plenty of mistakes in my run

#

i think i just had really good fishing in that run

#

also putting the game in medium quality helps immensely

wooden smelt
#

as with any flash game

crisp grail
#

shouldnt web and mobile be seperate for arles

visual valve
#

And 4 seasons

#

And literally any other RL game

#

Also Slad v. Karrot right here right now

wooden smelt
#

boards will appear blank for a sec

#

there. i aint separating them today though

#

feeling quite tired

#

and i dont know how do subcategories because of the STUPID U)PDATE THAT NO ONE LIKES

crisp grail
#

I know how so if you need help I can help

wooden smelt
#

id prefer you show me. since ill probably have to do it again

crisp grail
#

So the name of the variable in this scenario is "input", click the three dots to the right of it and hit edit variable

#

a menu will come up with an option that says use as subcat

wooden smelt
#

thank yooooou

#

that was simple enough

crisp grail
#

np

wintry dove
#

and here i am foolishly playing beat saber non stop

visual valve
#

karrot vs. Slad. This battle will be legendary

#

GO GO GO!

wintry dove
#

his lake run looks so gooood

visual valve
#

Slad was made for fast-paced PnC

#

He has had so many mini-battles in other categories

#

Where is Cat is a good example

wooden smelt
#

yes a game he's very known for playing

#

great example

#

beat saber is beastly

crisp grail
#

You guys are too kind bless ya

crisp grail
#

yoyo arles is spereate still

visual valve
#

Let the yoer yo theyo

wooden smelt
#

YOYOOYOYOYOOYOYOYOOYOOYOLLOYOOL

#

but the yoyo master did not answer he just kept on yoing

#

is it?

wooden smelt
#

congrats to plotwyx

green lantern
#

We saw his run of The Mill in 4 minutes, wow 😃

shadow copper
#

People are fast, what on earth? xD

wooden smelt
#

not optimized and a spam clicker. still, cant deny its impressive

wintry dove
#

I once finished theatre under 6 minutes

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It wasn’t easy

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I had to replay it five times and took notes and wrote them down, I also had a friend who read the notes and told me the hints and stuff so I wouldn’t waste some of the time looking at the sheet of paper

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Unfortunately I didn’t record and I’m not willing to redo it atm

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I found out about a glitch there , well multiple actually

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I didn’t need the white cubes to access the secret code and putting the black cube instantly made me solve the puzzle of “remember the seasons”

shrewd widget
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Yep

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You could just enter the code

wintry dove
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I did that in hopes of finding a hidden easter egg , like you know bob wouldn’t say he doesn’t remember what happened because the white cubes are still in his head and that means he still has a memory

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But nope

shrewd widget
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Have you made him gim tonic

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Gin*

wintry dove
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Oh I did that like months ago

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It’s not the right chat for this conversation tho

safe saddle
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Anyone got tips for speedrunning?

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I kinda doubt I can make records but I figured why tf not try

wintry dove
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Well

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You need to practice

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Replay the game again and again

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And take notes

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Something that can make you memorize what you’re gonna do

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Try to take shortcuts if possible

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Any unnecessary puzzle shouldn’t be done really

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For example the code for the safe in seasons

wraith cliff
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What’s the biggest shortcut in any of the games?

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I assume it’s skipping the first room in case 23

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But idk

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Come to think of it

wintry dove
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It is

wraith cliff
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Can you enter the submarine without picking up the gem?

wintry dove
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Also try memorizing the numbers of the tv

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I think so

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Actually

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Yes

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I did that before

wraith cliff
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But then you couldn’t power it

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Unless it gives it to you automatically

wintry dove
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Let me tell you why it works

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In the second part in the submarine it’s programmed that you automatically have a gem and a match

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Even tho i left jakob suffocating i was able to finish the game

wraith cliff
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Ah, that makes sense

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That may be an even bigger skip than case 23 then

wintry dove
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Yep

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There’s also another skip I found in cave

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If you memorize the codes (the x y d) you don’t need to do the puzzles

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To find out what the digits are

wraith cliff
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That’s true

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There’s probably a way do do it with the least direction changes too

wintry dove
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I know all of this probably because I replayed the whole series 11 times

wraith cliff
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To get the fastest route

wintry dove
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Yep

wraith cliff
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Same lol

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It’s an awesome series

wintry dove
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Indeed

wraith cliff
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Actually the only part I haven’t played is paradox chapter two

wintry dove
wraith cliff
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👌

rich herald
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@safe saddle i suggest watching runs before you start. if your on web or pc check your mouse settings to ensure its comfortable for you https://www.speedrun.com/rustylake

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setting legendary records isnt expected of you. speedrunning is a personal thing. long as you choose a game you enjoy your love for it will show in the time

safe saddle
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Or more appropriately

crude badger
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ae

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aw

safe saddle
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So I've made two attempts at speedrunning Hotel

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So far I've got 20:11

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Also made me realize my navigation is shit
I don't know the orientation of the rooms too well so wherever I need to go I just keep turning around in one direction and pray I'll get to it quick

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or spending a good minute trying to remember how tf to get the blue hat for Ms Pheasant until realizing I don't need to do the photoshoots

rich herald
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part of running is doing something over and over until it becomes a series of inputs. you shouldnt have to think about what to do next or think about what you're currently doing. it stops being a game and turns into what we call a speedrun. boring as that sounds its quite relaxing

safe saddle
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Yeah I knew I was starting to fuck up when I had to stop and think what to do next

rich herald
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the best way to learn is by making mistakes and looking for ways to improve what you're doing

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i like to learn games in parts. while others like to learn the whole game and slowly optimize. see what works best for you

safe saddle
sonic wing
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What’s the current for Lake?

wraith cliff
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@sonic wing 0m 45s 500ms

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That's insane

sonic wing
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Lake is super easy though

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Imma see what I’m at hold on

visual valve
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The moment you take it

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Slad will do a Slad

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Ain't that right @rich herald

rich herald
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everyone loves lake

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slad does have that one on lock i believe. he seemed to really enjoy it

sonic wing
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I’m at just under 2 minutes, with messups

rich herald
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45 for pc 37 for mobile

sonic wing
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I did a shorter one but it didn’t save ffs

crisp grail
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lake is great

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the fishing part is fun to speedrun

rich herald
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yeah of course youd like that part. i find it annoying

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reminds me of alice is dead 2 and submachine 0

crisp grail
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how

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does it remind you of those

rich herald
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its repeating actions back and forth

rich herald
wide summit
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@rich herald The Discord link on that page is expired, were you trying to link it to this server?

rich herald
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Yes. I linked it years ago but I guess you have an official link now?

wide summit
rich herald
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All linked up! Thank you!

wide summit
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You're welcome

last torrent
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Oh hey, i found the discord