Say you already have the most bentable phone in the market, any more and the world will collapse
#🛖｜the-cabin
crisp maple
sullen comet
No, what i wanted to do was swap between my old samsung and the new samsung, but you need to press stuff on both phones, and the screen on the old one isnt working
granite lily
marsh orchid
It is raining tacos?
remote socket
apparently
crisp maple
im doing a gauntlet challenge in which i need to beat 1200 lvls to get the prize
im doing it for like, 4 or 5 hours, already broke the machine and im just on lvl 510
crisp maple
my arm is numb someone change place with me
errant palm
Simply grow extra arms!
elder warren
sharp hemlock
errant palm
gg
sharp field
sullen comet
Heeeeyyy congrats!
sharp field
Ty 
tranquil walrus
🚀 There should be a third option
errant palm
what would b the third option??
errant palm
o okay
marsh orchid
YEET!
inner fjord
Imma yeet the chicken
inner fjord
Eat the chiken?
Cluckles the Clown disapproves this message
marsh orchid
The who?
errant palm
cool
inner fjord
:>
inner fjord
egg shaped <:harveysegg:491978465822900245>
Yup! That was the idea. I thought of an animation of when he's hatching. The shell falls of and he's still egg shaped and then the red head thing (whatever it's called) bounces up into shape
errant palm
Nice.
potent shard
Maggie
sullen comet
just saw a cool idea for a dnd character and expanded on it, the idea was just rat-man, but how about a rat that got fused with a human wizard when said wizard tried a spell and it failed miserably
And the rat has control of the body but also human level inteligence
errant palm
Cool
errant palm
me2
mortal wagon
And the rat has control of the body but also human level inteligence
Master Spencer you mean?
Dumb question
Do you paint chocolate Easter eggs with edible paint?
Like, is the point of the painted eggs to be eaten?
errant palm
@mortal wagon no you paint regular eggs
You can boil regular eggs and paint them, them eat em after
errant palm
perhaps ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Well I mean you'd boil ot
It
Theb paint it
The. Deshell it
So realistically all the paints just on the shell
But I'd definitely rinse it post shelling just to make sure
mortal wagon
Yeah good point
I think doing chocolate eggs and painting on its packaging is the safest way
errant palm
(either way I reckon both egg varieties would count as valid in the contest if anyone's curious)
mortal wagon
It has white packaging mostly
errant palm
Lmao I wouldn't if you're in Europe right now
They shut down a kinder plant over salmonella
mortal wagon
Yo why
errant palm
mortal wagon
OOOOFFF
errant palm
Ye I'm sure all the "bad chocolate" is being recalled atm but like
B safe out there yknow!
mortal wagon
Good thing my digestive system thinks I'm a cave man and hates processed foods
mortal wagon
Last time I had milk chocolate was a few days ago and it was a kitkat
But I'm more into dark chocolate and coco powder
mortal wagon
A spoonful of chocolate powder 🤩
errant badge
YAAAATAAAA!
errant palm
Gg
errant badge
oh and heres the playtime
errant palm
Not terrible!
errant palm
:/ yikes!
marsh orchid
YAAAATAAAA!
NICE!
sullen comet
Ok, i have one chance of saving my data, i just need to type my password while not being able to see the keyboard on my cellphone
marsh orchid
Good luck
wraith narwhal
first time drawing a rose from another perspective
errant palm
Maybe it has nothing to do with RL but it's so adorable!
Well that is what this channel is for!
Good rose
mortal wagon
first time drawing a rose from another perspective
Your handwriting is the prettiest ever
wraith narwhal
Aw thank you
the whole drawing for now looks like this
Started the challenge that was made by one of my friends
errant palm
Nice
haughty solar
the whole drawing for now looks like this
Started the challenge that was made by...
wow thats actually so cool!! :O
mortal wagon
It's really beautiful already
wraith narwhal
Thank you so much guys ;v;
I worked the whole night yesterday on it, just today after the electricity got back I got back onto working on hair and rose
mortal wagon
Lmao someone tried to scam me via email by posing as a british online lottery and telling me I won
mortal wagon
With a prize like that I too would be happy
If only it was real 😔
150000
Is this what the number looks like
Too small
errant palm
Help this looks so terrible??
Also please watch out opening attachments from spam mails
tawny schooner
"world wild international lottery"
tranquil walrus
🚀 Ah fuck, even has the Union Jack flag too
mortal wagon
Oh yeah, I opened it with drive to avoid saving it on my phone
I thought it was a receipt to a song I bought on bandcamp a few minutes before this email
tranquil walrus
🚀 Oh, I just read that it was a British scam
🚀 I was wondering why that flag was there
mortal wagon
Help this looks so terrible??
Lmao
tawny schooner
Is this what the number looks like
actually one more zero i think
sullen comet
Bro, they got 1500000 pounds but no personal email domain
mortal wagon
LMAO
sullen comet
Look at their adress
sullen comet
“King’s house on king’s street”
tawny schooner
in king's town
sullen comet
Apparently thats an actual adress LMAO
tawny schooner
lmfaooo
sullen comet
God bless england
errant palm
Ye I mean the adress sounds plausible enough
We literally have a place called "number one" in the Netherlands
So like
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
sullen comet
Fun fact i learned yesterday, theres a brazilian city called “americana” and its called that because it was founded by southeners that fled from the US after the civil war
Its just a cool fact
tawny schooner
well we have a town/city/whatev called "think about it" so ig yeah
sullen comet
They just didnt know what to name the city, one guy goes “well, imma take ten and then come back, while im gone you guys think about it” a few seconds after he leaves another guy just goes “you know... thats a pretty good name”
sullen comet
First guy comes back and the rest of the people already have a flag and a slogan designed “dont think about it, come to think about it” and he just kinda rolls with it
tawny schooner
vcfgbcg-
bro its 23:00 im gonna wake up my parents if i laugh
i should go to sleep now that i think about it
rare cave
drew a warrior cats oc of mine, didn't fit in #🎨｜fan-creations so im putting it here. Will delete if necessary
foggy kraken
Good evening everyone
errant palm
ah you see that is the beauty of #🛖｜the-cabin
everythings welcome here aslong as it doesn't break any rules! 
foggy kraken
good evening
How are you ?
rare cave
How are you ?
good
foggy kraken
Noice
rare cave
everythings welcome here aslong as it doesn't break any rules! <:crowgiggle:8373...
yeehaw 
errant palm
O nol
errant palm
lmao why is that message spoilered?
(should mention we have a no spoiler tag abuse rule and this would b in breach of that )
marsh orchid
errant palm
So true!
wraith narwhal
First of all, yeah don't abuse spoiler
Second of all, what is that cookie abomination you have sent upon my eyes
errant palm
Oh shoot, i didnt notice it was spoilered LMAO
Ye i KINDA assumed this was the case
just a heads up yknow!
tranquil walrus
🚀 I would burn this if this was real
sullen comet
It was spoilered when i downloaded apparently, because i did not set it to spoiler the message
crisp maple
Unironically i want to eat it
sullen comet
Meat in sweets is great
errant palm
O good point.
sullen comet
Why do you guys think that some candy has animal collagen in it?
errant palm
it sells to children?
sullen comet
I took too long to write lmao, it was meant to be part of the “meat in desserts is great”
marsh orchid
Like isn't gelatine animal product?
wraith narwhal
mmm pig bones gummies
errant palm
Ithink?
im prety sure there's like
better options for that now
bc my favourite gummies r halal
so like
wraith narwhal
well there's two types of gelatine
marsh orchid
Iirc it was made from bones
wraith narwhal
one is made from pigs iirc
sullen comet
Hmmm bone gelly
mortal wagon
I wish I didn't click on it
inner fjord
mmm pig bones gummies
Cow bone
errant palm
but I dont know if that means it excludes pig bones for a different bone
crisp maple
Meat in sweets is great
i dipped sausages into chocolate fondue and can confirm
errant palm
LMAO thank you for your science parrot.
sullen comet
I dipped sausages in ice cream
marsh orchid
Why
inner fjord
i dipped sausages into chocolate fondue and can confirm
Can't say I've had that but bacon and maple syrup is nice
Says the American
crisp maple
aaaaah i need to make that one
inner fjord
Cola in chili
errant palm
O ye my dads made cola ribs befroe
crisp maple
recently i opened my maple syrup and now the pancakes are gone, i need recipes to end that thing
errant palm
I guess sweet n heart is more common then I think
sullen comet
recently i opened my maple syrup and now the pancakes are gone, i need recipes t...
Lifehack, Just drink it straight up
crisp maple
Like onions
sweet onions with steak is divine
mortal wagon
recently i opened my maple syrup and now the pancakes are gone, i need recipes t...
More pancakes
Waffles
crisp maple
Lifehack, Just drink it straight up
im saving some drops for this
mortal wagon
Smoothies or ice creams when you need sugar
marsh orchid
recently i opened my maple syrup and now the pancakes are gone, i need recipes t...
It won't ferment ig
sullen comet
I once ate bruleed onion at an ex girlfriend’s house (hence the EX)
marsh orchid
Maple syrup can have enought sugar to not be possible to ferment it
But i am not sure
crisp maple
I once ate bruleed onion at an ex girlfriend’s house (hence the EX)
just how much bruleed was it
sullen comet
Way too much, and somehow not enought at the same time
Like, i could still taste mostly just raw onion, but theres a massive layer of sugar on top of it
marsh orchid
That doesn't sound like good prepared onion
And i have no idea how should it be made
sullen comet
Julius susar?
marsh orchid
BrutSus
sullen comet
Et tu BrutSus?
crisp maple
i hate jj from now on
wraith narwhal
I just realized
if I want to animate my artwork, I'd have to cut it in parts and re-assemble it again 😭
errant palm
yep!
marsh orchid
i hate jj from now on
errant palm
wraith narwhal
this or going frame by frame
Assembling it and animating it in After effects
I don't have patience to draw it frame by frame 😩
wraith narwhal
finished sketching out details
errant palm
Fancy!
errant palm
hes baby
wraith narwhal
he baby man
rare cave
Why is he so s m a l l
Funne artstyle
crisp maple
im finally sitting quiet and picking my anime watchlist to check out the stuff i delayed
i didnt even started the first episode and im already tired oh crap
timid oxide
I'll be fixing this later.
But uh, Martin with a violin.
(If there are any pointers of the posture that can be improved on, do let me know. I'm not a musician...)
wraith narwhal
for me looks good enough 👍
meanwhile I need to stop inking for tonight, I'm sleepy and it's already like... 5:36AM
errant palm
art cool n good
carmine hare
frogge car
frozen osprey
froggar
sullen comet
It only works on Wednesdays
sullen comet
Wednesday is more of a vibe, not so much a day
inner fjord
Good morning world and all who inhabit! I've been bit by the writing bug! Happy!
sullen comet
I wish i had a creativity bug rn, because i have no idea what to do on tommorow’s RPG session :c
errant palm
I feel that
sullen comet
Im trying to think of something funny to name our new spaceship, but nothing comes to mind
Like, last campaign it was regular medieval DND, so we had a ship... that happened to be a mimic, so, as one does, i fed it a donkey and named it “the as* eater”
But this is a spaceship, what am i gonna do? Throw a donkey on the ship’s hyperdrive and name it “the a** desintegrator”?
errant palm
Yes.
anyway im sure there;s enough suggestive space names to come up with
This isn't the server to discuss them, though.
potent shard
drew a friends oc, she's a celebrity of some sort
gaunt musk
girlfriends??😳 😳
gaunt musk
thank u!!! yes i love frogs!! theyre very poggers
crisp maple
I want that umbrella
errant palm
nice!
gaunt musk
hell yeah B)) gonna sew some ruffles onto it to spice it up,, underrated fashion accessories
errant palm
Agree
d
I dont think id dare touch my umbrella to touch it up but thats a cool idea
gaunt musk
thank u!!! im simply obsessed with customizing things,,
errant palm
I have a jacket i throw patches on but thats about it
gaunt musk
making patches n sewing clothes is way too much fun lol,, i plan on making a lain jacket for my friend!!
errant palm
dont really have the tools or space for any bigger upgrades anyway
but ideally id love to throw together some of my own stuff one day
my grandmothers father was a tailor so surely there must be some of that in my blood i should at least try to cultivate
gaunt musk
oo i feel you,, if its your thing a really easy way to spice things up is to sew some metal hoops along the sleeves and corset them with ribbons!! it takes like an hour and its super cool!!
errant palm
ill keep that in mind thanks!@
gaunt musk
sure thing!! im happy to help :33
toxic sedge
mniej Pawła I mean Les Paul 🙃
errant palm
you can speak polish all you want in #🌐｜polski-kanał ! but I'm sure you've already figured that out
toxic sedge
you can speak polish all you want in <#724212486462636093> ! but I'm sure you've...
yes I know, but I had to make a joke like this, it was stronger than me
errant palm
that's fine, but please do keep it Strictly English in the main chats, jokes or not.
toxic sedge
ok
errant palm
we need to be able to moderate the channels!
toxic sedge
of course
toxic sedge
hi
errant palm
o/ JJ
errant palm
just watching some twitch dot TV streams
errant palm
yooo nice
marsh orchid
-buy
Beans
Tomatoes
Sausage(i cant spell)
Onions
chop the onions
fry the onions
cut sausage
fry sausage with onions
Add tomatoes
Make sauce
boil beans in sauce
errant palm
cant believe there's more steps to this the njust open tin and eat bean
mortal wagon
doin anything fun?
I'm watching jojo YouTube videos and winx club but I'm supposed to be studying physics for a midterm next week lol
mortal wagon
fry the onions
cut sausage
fry sausage with onions
Add tomatoes
Make sauce
boil ...
Lowkey a sad recipe ngl
marsh orchid
Why sad?
mortal wagon
Try frying onoions and garlic, adding salt, pepper, tomato paste, ground rosemary, cumin, some sugar (optional), Worcestershire sauce and water if the sauce is too thick
Then add your beans
mortal wagon
Oh that makes sense
inner fjord
Help I stink at talking to people, what's a polite way to say "Hey as much as I love drawing art for you, this is the third time you've asked me for something and I'd like to possibly be paid for my work"?
errant palm
exactly that's how.
Id simply reply with
okay if u pay me
LMAO
I ruined the letters
gottem
okay fine ill keep it in one piece
inner fjord
Okay, thanks :) Its just they're my friend and I don't want to come off as greedy or something
orchid monolith
Hey cabiners! Guess who's going to see their 1yo nibling tomorrow for the first time? Yep, it's me! and yeah I'm totally coming to brag about that Out of nowhere
errant palm
thats valid
I hope ull have fun
orchid monolith
ty ^_^
inner fjord
Aww awesome have a nice time!
mortal wagon
interesting idea
I use it in cooking a lot when I want a hint of sourness, sweetness and spiciness. It works well with meats and beans. I use it with liver along with sweet soy sauce.
orchid monolith
Thank you Lynn
sullen comet
Just had a nightmare where i went to my graden and as i was walking i notice right next to me a big hole, full of bees, and they all swarm out as i start to run away, grab me by the arm, pull me into the sky, and then drop me
So yeah, im not going outise ever again
errant palm
Bees :)
mortal wagon
Just had a nightmare where i went to my graden and as i was walking i notice rig...
LMAO
Honestly bees are scary because they're capable of stinging
And I don't like honey so I can kill them 😸
inner fjord
A wasp stung me once. I avoid all flying insects like the plague now.
mortal wagon
I remember back when I was a kid we used to go to a summer house in my dad's village, the village has tons of plants and trees and farms etc., so there's ofcourse so many bugs and insects. Bees and wasps would enter the house via the veranda all the time.
A nightmare
And ofcourse there were tons of flies that would decided to take a nap in our food all the time
And locusts
Omg rusty lake paradise reference 🤩🤩🤩
There were wolfdogs and sheep herds as well
And donkeys
Lots and lots of donkyes
inner fjord
A wasp stung me once. I avoid all flying insects like the plague now.
Especially the unearthly immortal bee that lives under my grandma's shed.
It's been there for at least a decade. It's enormous. And I saw it attack a blue jay once.
Sometimes a second one shows up and they circle the perimeter
sullen comet
Maybe thats not a bee, its just the disgruntled soul of one of your ancestors
inner fjord
Oh my
sullen comet
Or maybe they got turned into a bee when their alchemic experiment failed
marsh orchid
Bee
inner fjord
Or maybe they got turned into a bee when their alchemic experiment failed
That sounds like a character backstory if I've ever heard one
"Mr DM, I would like to play a bee."
sullen comet
Actualy a cool idea LMAO
You have an attack that deals massive damage, but you can only use it once, then you die
“Bzz bz bzzz bzz bbzzz (it was fun while it lasted)” stings BBEG who dies immediately
inner fjord
Oh that would be really cool! The ultimate sacrifice
And then it turns out that who you thought was the bbeg was really a henchman
sullen comet
That would be a realy mean move by the DM LMAO
sullen comet
False hydras are realy cool
mortal wagon
What is this lore I've never heard of?
sullen comet
Flase hydras
Greates enemy ever
They have an attack thats a song that makes you forget you ever saw them
So like, it sets up under a vilage, and at night it comes up, eats someone, and sings and no one else nearby remembers the person that died
marsh orchid
sullen comet
marsh orchid
I am taking these bees with me
mortal wagon
So like, it sets up under a vilage, and at night it comes up, eats someone, and ...
Yooo
crisp maple
I dont play rpgs but i would like a bee card deck for my card nights
remote socket
different sizes of the lettrr B
errant palm
It's all Bs
crisp maple
i admire people that know what they want
sharp hemlock
errant palm
Mhmm
Stock photos r funny like that
Or staged photos
I'm giving them the benefit of the doubt here is what I'm saying
timid oxide
That does not look like a safe way to hold a power drill...
errant palm
no u see
while you hold the drill like that you'll drill with 100% accuracy out of fear for drilling into ur hands
timid oxide
There is still a chance you could drill your hand though.
Look at how close the hand is to the drill bit.
errant palm
LMao ye I mean
its obviously very unsafe and I was making a joke
pls b safe around power tools
timid oxide
True
granite lily
errant palm
So true
marsh orchid
Capybara?
tranquil walrus
🚀 That looks like a piece of crap
sullen comet
Capybaras are the best
marsh orchid
Coconut doggy
sullen comet
I am honestly this close to stealing an anteater from the wild just for a few days so he’l get rid off all the ants on my backyard
errant palm
mhm
PHD
ima
u might wanna sit down for this
but
breathes
wow that seems like a terrible idea buddy.
go do it.
sullen comet
I have been hosing down these massive ant mounds every day, but they just build right back up
errant palm
o man lmao
sullen comet
They look like massive dinosaur turds, and im more allergic to ant bites than the regular joe
So one ant bite on my foot makes the whole thing swell up
sullen comet
All i know is that i need a playlist named “songs to clean your backyard by” and fill it with country music
Because listening to country roads while doing that is a vibe
sullen comet
Anyways, i tried getting back into fortnite, but im more of an apex legends kinda guy
sullen comet
I found the stamina kinda restricting
And im also more of an FPS than a TPS
also, i realy like class based shooters hehehe
sullen comet
errant palm
awh!
wanton crystal
I made this fanart
What do you think of the colors?
sullen comet
Ooooo cute!
errant palm
the colours seem very fitting all things considered
wanton crystal
Ok thanks! (Lol)
wraith narwhal
Aww Mei mei! I love it! <3
mortal wagon
I made this fanart
What do you think of the colors?
I didn't watch the movie but I think some ornage instead of pink-ish red would make more sense since this is a red panda. But overall it's a really nice drawing! ❤
Looked it up to make sure I remembered the colors correctly and now I have a new favorite species
orchid monolith
Looked it up to make sure I remembered the colors correctly and now I have a new...
What was your old favorite species?
errant palm
best animal
orchid monolith
Very good. All very cool.
mortal wagon
best animal
Now I want a mr. or ms. Flamingo in rl
errant palm
me too
mortal wagon
A mr . peacock too
errant palm
willing my OC into reality
mortal wagon
Birds are fun
orchid monolith
I like prehensile tailed porcupines
sullen comet
I love birds
sullen comet
Its like a pig and a porcupine fused together
marsh orchid
marsh orchid
Praise the sun or whatever
errant palm
different videogame series
marsh orchid
Idk i never played empty soldier
crisp maple
is there anyone here that doesnt like zote?
its for a college essay
marsh orchid
Idk who zote is,m
sullen comet
Boutta post this in #bug-reports-old
errant palm
manic crystal
sullen comet
Im sorry please dont bomk me
manic crystal
Ye but overall I should say it’s a really nice bug picture right
sullen comet
I repent for my sins
errant palm
your sins belong to the lake now
sullen comet
I’l pay the court a fine
errant palm
figure out where this is and all will be forgiven
LMAO NICE
"the wise"
more like "the devious"
inner fjord
Hehehe
manic crystal
😡
errant palm
would you like me to finish this game in vc
ok i shall finish the remainders of this round in vc
lemme grab some water
inner fjord
figure out where this is and all will be forgiven
Imma guess The Prancing Pony. Final answer, Gene.
manic crystal
Why do you even ask lol
manic crystal
That’s evil but so true lol
errant palm
alright folk some fine guessing of the world coming up
manic crystal
I need 5 more minutes though lol sorry hahah
errant palm
oof
well ill wait on u at least
yknow I shouldve like
hopped into VC during r/place
although taht wouldve probably been very hectic LMAO
manic crystal
Leave it for the next time 😅
inner fjord
That’s evil but so true lol
They started with The Lake and I made them go directly to Seasons. They did not pass go. They did not collect 200 memories.
"Go stargazing dang it" - Lynn 2022
wraith narwhal
Y'all playing geoguessr 30 minutes before midnight?
errant palm
yes.
manic crystal
Y'all playing geoguessr 30 minutes before midnight?
Yez.
wraith narwhal
I'll join in a second lmao
errant badge
tranquil walrus
🚀 What is that joke supposed to be?
crisp maple
i can imagine everyone in the session not talking to hold up any sneaky giggle
manic crystal
Missed it 🥲
errant palm
(also if I go on for longer I risk invoking the wrath of my housemates and lmao that wouldnt b gr8)
errant palm
Missed it 🥲
no promises! i was just feeling upto it all of a sudden but we should get more in if we can
manic crystal
Ye I mean it’s even more fun if it’s not planned
sullen comet
Realy should have payed more attention on my spanish lessons
sullen comet
“Oh i speak portuguese, they can probably understand me and vice-versa” said young me, AND LOOK AT ME NOW
errant palm
Hahahah fair
mortal wagon
Especially french
errant palm
They're mandatory in the Dutch school system till a certain age
errant palm
Dutch English French German
manic crystal
Chinese and Japanese are easier 🗿
I just think it’s very specific from a person to person
mortal wagon
Just for the fun of it
errant palm
And electives in Spanish if you're interested
But that last part sorta depends on the school
mortal wagon
I just think it’s very specific from a person to person
True
I start with the alphabet, pronunciation, and reading
errant palm
Ye I mean I speak Dutch, those Germanic roots help with German to some extent
mortal wagon
If I struggle too much in it then it's a hard language
errant palm
Lmao Fair
manic crystal
Idk asian languages in general are way harder to learn for me
mortal wagon
Chinese is pretty consistent with the writing system and the reading so it was easy for me
And the pronunciation is straightforward
Constant+vowel all the way
manic crystal
And German seems not that hard, I love it lol
But again it’s a very personal thing
mortal wagon
I tried to learn German for a while
Reading, writing and pronunciation were easy
Then I met the grammar.....
They legit have a grammar for everything
It gets frustrating
The order of words is also pretty different
manic crystal
German grammar has some similarities with my main language (or at least that’s what I see it like) so there it goes lol
mortal wagon
So it's difficult to remember or translate in a literal way that helps with remembering it
mortal wagon
German grammar has some similarities with my main language (or at least that’s w...
Interesting
You speak polish, right?
Or was it Russian?
manic crystal
Nah, russian)
wraith narwhal
I speak Polish
mortal wagon
But I found similarities between chinese and arabic grammar so maybe it's not that surprising
manic crystal
I think you can pretty much find some similarities/analogies to your main language with every other language lol
That depends on how you look at it
mortal wagon
I have a hypothesis that all humans have a similar way to process language and that's why languages that aren't close to each other and isolated from one another can be similar
mortal wagon
I think you can pretty much find some similarities/analogies to your main langua...
Good point, but for me arabic and English are too different
To the point that sometimes it's difficult to translate words, concepts, sentences etc.
For example there's no word in Arabic for "mediocre"
The closest we got is "of medium quality" or something like that
errant palm
Ye we have one word in dutch that translates to "I hope you'll have a wonderful meal"
And I really hate that the English language lacks that
Lmao
manic crystal
I mean translation pretty much works like this 😅
crisp maple
Ye we have one word in dutch that translates to "I hope you'll have a wonderful ...
imagine dining with other ppl
manic crystal
Like as a person who for some reasons had to translate major articles I can say: it might be really hard to find the right word from time to time
Like with exact same meaning/tone/emote/etc
mortal wagon
So I made myself bohemian orange chicken for dinner today
And it's a banger
I recommend it
I'm bad at cutting chicken but the taste is what matters
tranquil walrus
🍖 What in the hell is that?
🍖 It doesn't look nice
🍖 Ah, shit, I hate grammar.
crisp maple
im thinking of the joke about the chicken that crossed the road to go live a bohemian life in a bar
tranquil walrus
🍖 I forget adults have a different sense of humour.
mortal wagon
im thinking of the joke about the chicken that crossed the road to go live a boh...
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
I forgot the rest of the lyrics
But yeah, get it? Life, bohemian hahaha
I'm funny
crisp maple
im just a poor cock i got no sympathy
give me a minute and i turn that song into a rooster biography
mortal wagon
Bro go to sleep
crisp maple
Sorry bo rhap is just too meme'ey
sullen comet
I'm bad at cutting chicken but the taste is what matters
Oooo looks good
sullen comet
In other news, i just figured out a name for the spaceship in the star wars RPG, it shall be named “the bees knees”
Because we will be conducting a lot of bizznezz in there
And now, the mindgames begin
trim jacinth
oh god xD
sullen comet
Now we’re discussing if we could use a B1-battledroid’s juicy insides as kindling for a fire
trim jacinth
sorry do you mean a Bee1 battledroidzzz juicy insidezzz?
mortal wagon
Oooo looks good
Thanks ❤
sullen comet
sorry do you mean a Bee1 battledroidzzz juicy insidezzz?
Goddamnit linn, i hate how right you are
trim jacinth
hihi
tranquil walrus
🍖 Huh.
sharp hemlock
hexed fossil
Yes
inner fjord
Don't forget about being caught in an endless loop of
"Ask your father"
"Ask your mother"
alpine mason
errant palm
no
wraith narwhal
where's my milk
inner fjord
Isn't evaporated milk just condensed milk? You can make fudge with that.
mortal wagon
Isn't evaporated milk just condensed milk? You can make fudge with that.
Wait really?
inner fjord
Yeah, lemme go find my cook book
mortal wagon
It's two different things in my country
Evaporated milk is a beige colored milk that is used in tea
And is liquid
While condensed milk is sweet and thick and syrupy
inner fjord
Oh the milk? I'm honestly not sure if it's two different things here or the same, I'm just vaguely remembering a cooking show where the chef said something about using evaporated milk and then a little footnote popped up that said something like "it's also called condensed milk". I don't know if I'm remembering correctly.
inner fjord
Isn't evaporated milk just condensed milk? You can make fudge with that.
That's why this was in the form of a question
mortal wagon
In arabic evaporated milk is called "concentrated milk"
While condensed milk is called...condensed milk
inner fjord
I see
inner fjord
🤷♀️
mortal wagon
This is so funny I had to share it
wraith narwhal
There's difference between condensed milk and evaporated
although they're the same product
evaporated milk is unsweetened
wraith narwhal
mhm
mortal wagon
This is so funny I had to share it
For context, earth, sea and sky is a McDonald's burger with beef (earth), fish (sea), and chicken (sky)
wraith narwhal
I'm so unlucky, I can't get the green-blue egg
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inner fjord
although they're the same product
evaporated milk is unsweetened
Ohhh
mortal wagon
mortal wagon
At first I thought it was a temperature of a city
errant palm
anyway I think ive seen that thread before
mortal wagon
And thought yeah 123 c is too hot they'd die
mortal wagon
Then I finally reached the line about it being a computer
Who created this template
I want to talk
errant palm
LOL
wraith narwhal
I need to wake myself up somehow
I keep yawning and stuff, and I'm like
"no I can't procrastinate again"
errant palm
sleep good and nice
wraith narwhal
I'll see if I can do it a bit later then
marsh orchid
mortal wagon
I need to wake myself up somehow
I keep yawning and stuff, and I'm like
"no I ca...
Caffeine is the short answer
A cold shower is the long answer
Pepsi wakes me up the most
wraith narwhal
Harvey if Laura forgot to wear her contacts
mortal wagon
Found this and I genuinely laughed at it
But what tf is ass ass in
Assassin is a negative word
Did they mean assistance?
wraith narwhal
I keep getting the same eggs :(
mortal wagon
Found this and I genuinely laughed at it
Assassin being in the middle of these good positive words is funnier than the way one can read it wrong
mortal wagon
I keep getting the same eggs :(
Someone didn't implement the rand() function/method correctly while programming this game
They probably forgot to seed it or to check the range
wraith narwhal
I really need this bunny like fr
sullen comet
Mooshroom?
sullen comet
Is it more moo or more tree? Thats the real question
wraith narwhal
🤔 good question
wraith narwhal
but I loved the last year's easter animals ngl
flower butterfly wolves be lookin' fancy
crisp maple
What kind of sawsbucks are these?
Very cool indeed
wraith narwhal
Easter Sawsbucks 😩
toxic sedge
wraith narwhal
but ngl, I should clean up my main folder because it's like... a mess from previous years 🥲
wraith narwhal
there are more dw
sullen comet
There are almsot 600 kinds of butterfly wolves?
Or is it one folder with butterflies and wolves?
wraith narwhal
the first one 😎
sullen comet
69 guinea pigs, nice
marsh orchid
That is a lot of guinea pigs
wraith narwhal
but the unholy amount of dogs & Wolves
tawny schooner
what is dat?
errant palm
good example dog
tawny schooner
cool dog but i meant what is Rainy using
like what's the website/game/whatev called
oh nvm im dumb just noticed the watermarks
haughty solar
and of course I need both of these cows too
omg these are so cute
if only i could draw animals😭
wraith narwhal
honestly, that's chickensmoothie, I don't really draw them ^^' though I wish I was one of their artist, one day I'm gonna try for that poisition
haughty solar
yeye ik i just wanna draw them so bad!!
wraith narwhal
ngl same 😩
haughty solar
i also just looked at their website and the butterfly wolves are so😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
sullen comet
I am so confused rn
I went to a local school that had a sign basicaly saying “we have german classes” i walk in there, ask the lady, “hey, i saw you guys have german classes, how much are they” and she just said “well, you see, we do have german classes, but sadly we dont have any teachers”
marsh orchid
False advertising 0/10
crisp maple
could it be that the german classes are normal classes but for exchange students from germany?
sullen comet
No, because they also advertise portuguese classes
crisp maple
No, because they also advertise portuguese classes
for lads and ladies from portugal, i see
crisp maple
wait the language in brazil isnt brazilian??
im shocked
sullen comet
Right? I thought it was spanish
unborn rivet
mortal wagon
This is the funniest code I've ever coded
errant palm
These historical figures
I was expecting them to b richer
System.out.println
Good old java
Never change
mortal wagon
Yeah lowkey highkey best programming language
It's so easy and simple and I rarely make errors in it
Unlike a pos called C
And its worse cousin python
errant palm
I'm most familiar in java but I need to properly learn C# cuss Unity
I'll get there one day
mortal wagon
Good luck
errant palm
Thanks!
mortal wagon
You'll need it
sullen comet
Currently trying to get a jar full of bees on the RPG
I gotta christen the spaceship somehow
Some people break a champagne bottle to christen stuff, my spaceship’s name is bee related, so im gonna break a jar full of bees over it
crisp maple
why not christening it with mead or any other honey-based stuff?
ig thats easier than bees
sullen comet
Because its funny to throw a bag full of bees at a spaceship
crisp maple
as my friend nick would say
"no, not the bees"
sullen comet
Even he would find it funny if someone threw about 20 kilos worth of bees at his car
mortal wagon
Some people break a champagne bottle to christen stuff, my spaceship’s name is b...
Pour honey on it
Attract bees
crisp maple
Someone threw some dozens of bees at his face and he didnt find it funny
mortal wagon
And get a bee covered spaceship
mortal wagon
Someone threw some dozens of bees at his face and he didnt find it funny
Yikes
Hope he's ok
crisp maple
He became a famous meme bc of that situation so ig its fine
sullen comet
Pour honey on it
Yeah but that takes too long
sullen comet
Ayo bro is that tony the tiger from the youtube channel tony the tiger?
crisp maple
why tony be acting like that
sullen comet
Tony wants huggies
In other news, i am watching the clone wars series, and the tittle of an episode was “a jedi errada” i was terribly confused, did they mean to say “a jedi errata” ? But then i realized, the title was just portuguese for “the wrong jedi”
crisp maple
i just gave up on translated titles
last time they spoilered episode 8 bc of the plural "s"
lyric mesa
shrimp
sullen comet
Why is that shrimp so dank?
wraith narwhal
I can count pixels on this thign
lyric mesa
extra crunchy
sullen comet
I could probably count the pixels with both my hands and one foot
lyric mesa
then your other foots gonna feel jealous
sullen comet
Damn, you’re right
lyric mesa
i say we cancel counting with our fingers and start toe counting
we already use our hands for everything we need to popularize the foot
wraith narwhal
Ayo you really did that
crisp maple
a nice double three x 24 shreem
mortal wagon
Ayo you really did that
Anything to avoid studying physics any further
I'm starting to hate physics because of all the math
wraith narwhal
meanwhile I'm patiently waiting for my paper to arrive
tranquil walrus
📼 Thank you. This had made me jump earlier.
wraith narwhal
D: I'm so sorry
tranquil walrus
📼 No need to apologise. I just was not expecting it.
onyx bloom
Guess which 2 I made
marsh orchid
Fish
tawny schooner
the fish is either alive or dead depending on how you rotate the picture
errant palm
Nice
hexed fossil
Damn
trim jacinth
yummy
mortal wagon
Found this in my uni parking lot
errant palm
Respectable
mortal wagon
I'm assuming it's the eyes of a one piece female character but I'm not sure
inner fjord
Good morning
errant palm
o/
sharp hemlock
wraith narwhal
decided to commission my friend
best decision of my life
errant palm
Heck yeee
marsh orchid
crisp maple
rice indeed
wraith narwhal
just got one of the special eggs for decoration 😭 and it's the 100th one
trim jacinth
😭😭😭
marsh orchid
Why are you crying
crisp maple
about the drum discussion in #🦞｜rusty-memes , im pretty sure rimshot is a general technique instead of just a cool name for the badumtss
inner fjord
It's ba dum tiss
tawny schooner
errant palm
so ba dum tiss is a gif?
trim jacinth
Why are you crying
It’s an expression that I use when I find something funny that I don’t wanna find funny (idk that’s not exactly it but yeah)
THERES A CROW ONE
inner fjord
Mr Crow be looking a little off
errant palm
Lusty Rake
tawny schooner
if the crow is using it's legs to drum then what is it standing on?
errant palm
its wings
mortal wagon
Wait we have two lyns now
This whole time I thought linn was Lynn after changing their account username
mortal wagon
😭😭😭😭
crisp maple
Oh no the lynnverse is true
inner fjord
Oh no the lynnverse is true
Universal domination is imminent
errant palm
Omg do it
crisp maple
https://tenor.com/view/you-venom-venom-let-there-be-carnage-pointing-right-there...
Oh boy how much have i been away from the movies?
Whats going on
errant palm
O this is from Venom2
crisp maple
Was there so much time to spare while trying to stop carnage?
errant palm
Something like that
crisp maple
Oh i see
errant palm
I do thin kthe nightclub arc of Venom is my favourite
I love that silly little alien
wraith narwhal
errant palm
dang i have friends/?
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errant palm
I saw on twitter but i have no idea who they are
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I saw on twitter but i have no idea who they are
you ever seen aladin?
he was the parrot
wraith narwhal
I'm looking at what he played and oh my, he also played in smiling friends
crisp maple
he was the parrot
Oh i see a fellow bird
Ig i never watched the original voicing from aladdin
crisp maple
Ab workout without ab bending
I like it
sullen comet
My new phone is here!
tranquil walrus
not this my friend retweeted it and the fuvking goofy sounds kept msking me laugh
wraith narwhal
mortal wagon
Noooooo I hope they're ok :(
mortal wagon
This so fuckibg funny omg 😭😭😭
sullen comet
Ok, finaly usina my New Phone!
Gostaria Takeshi autoconhecimento off
Fuck
I tried saying "gotta take autocorrect off"
sullen comet
Thanks!
Its taking bloody forever to get all my data back tho
Its been 1 hour according to the in-app timer and its only gotten 60%
errant palm
Wait I forgot blush. Dang it.
I gotchu
Lmao ye it hecking drags PHd
Good to hear you got the new device running
errant badge
and the hacker well...
errant palm
I'm sure the hacker got all the exposure they wanted off this
You're only helping spread their brand!
errant badge
i wont be surprised if hes doxxed since this is twitter
errant palm
Probably.
errant badge
I'm sure the hacker got all the exposure they wanted off this
but see
this is twitter tho
and a ton of people hate him
errant palm
we'll have yo wait and see! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
errant badge
twitter is already investigating it and well twitter is ground zero for cancel culture
mortal wagon
Wait so did the man die or is it a rumor spread by the hacker?
Because if the man is dead and the hacker did this then that's so disrespectful
errant badge
he did die
errant palm
Being disrespectful was probably the hackers aim haha
mortal wagon
Good point but it's still really rude and annoying af
I hope the hacker gets sued lmao
sullen comet
Lmao ye it hecking drags PHd
It jumoed from 60 to 100% lmao
carmine hare
junimos <3
errant palm
Haha fair
trim jacinth
Read jumoed as junimo <a:aSDVjunimopat:916769528283820112>
Geronimo!
errant palm
Close!
errant palm
About to fall asleep hopefully 
carmine hare
eating food rn
carmine hare
yeah