🛖｜the-cabin

[alpine mason]

Just ppl chasing a ball around

[mortal wagon]

Controversial opinion, but I think no one actually cares about sports

[errant palm]

sports are good, actually.

[mortal wagon]

I feel the people who care about soccer or football are fake

[errant palm]

professional sports, not so much.

[mortal wagon]

Bots or something

Like how can you watch people kicking a ball for 2 hours

And enjoy that

Bruh

[mortal wagon]

Exactly

As a hobby it's great

[errant palm]

I dunno I think thats an unfair point

let people enjoy things!

[mortal wagon]

As entertainment it's weird

[mortal wagon]

No, I'm evil

[errant palm]

LMAO O OKAY

Cant rlly argue with that one can I

[mortal wagon]

I read the emote's name as "McCrow knife"

[errant palm]

its mr crows drillrap artist name

[alpine mason]

i had a dream where Noflavor came into the chat and pinged everyone being excited to announce RL was getting a cartoon series..just mmmmm

imagine those fake lost vhs videos

[errant palm]

LMAO

a cartoon would b fun

[wraith narwhal]

Ram told me something that made this dream even funnier

[alpine mason]

XD yeah lmao i cant say it here tho

but what i can say is, it was like animated in the style of Don Bluth

[mortal wagon]

That's something I'd watch as a kid on TV

Like Ruby Gloom

[stark trellis]

Why must I be introduced to ideas that would be really goshdarn cool

RL Cartoon when

[worn valve]

Rusty Lake as a kids show but dark

[crisp maple]

I stand for mr owl's story time

"Sit here kiddos, lemme tell about the day i tposed on a fainted man and teleported him to the middle of a lake"

[wraith narwhal]

Same, Steam

Same

[remote socket]

:(

[alpine mason]

golden cube

[carmine hare]

does it hold golden memories

[mortal wagon]

Time to change the future

[tranquil walrus]

oh no! it escaped!

[inner fjord]

I've been having connection troubles all day Did I miss anything important?

[inner fjord]

That gives me an idea for a heist novel. I need more heist stories in my life. And time loop stories. I love 'em.

[errant palm]

Nixe

Nice*

And mood

[marsh orchid]

And nobody stole it?

[alpine mason]

fdkbfd how would you steal it?

imagine how heavy it is

[crisp maple]

push

sheesh im reading dbs and im really trying to think toriyama didnt just storyboarded stuff for the anime

[marsh orchid]

Just scoop of one corner

[tawny schooner]

when you sacrifice 1000 memories and unlock the golden skin

[tranquil walrus]

HEKP

[alpine mason]

girl help i am floating out to sea

[crisp maple]

How is he pointing at the moon if it is behind them?

[alpine mason]

theres 2 moons

[mortal wagon]

Why does the frog look like they're wearing lipstick lmao

Chef Frog's wife:

[crisp maple]

Is it... a ponder?

[burnt quartz]

water or plant

which one is stronger

[remote socket]

oh my fucking god

[mortal wagon]

Water

It can drown the plant and break it easily

[burnt quartz]

are you saying Dale is stronger than Laura?

thx

[mortal wagon]

With pressure

[burnt quartz]

great feedback

[mortal wagon]

What 🗿🗿🗿🗿

[burnt quartz]

Meer or boom

[carmine hare]

boom

[burnt quartz]

so you believe in plants beat water?

[mortal wagon]

OH

Of the lake

Of the tree

Now I get it

[inner fjord]

So I was thinking about Bob and how he's just Hill. And then I was thinking about how water rolls down hills. And then I imagined Dale rolling down a hill.

[burnt quartz]

technically you are right

water did beat plant

||Who is the corpse now ||

[mortal wagon]

Lmao

[mortal wagon]

Dale: they see me rollin', they hatin'

Dale: keep rollin' rollin'

[inner fjord]

Lol it's more of a Wesley after being pushed by Buttercup
Aaaaas yooouuu wiiiiish

[errant badge]

death only awaits me

[mortal wagon]

Challenge accepted

I'll just make him my friend

Best way to defeat an enemy is to make them your friend - master wu

[toxic sedge]

same- i mean, what can a daisy do to me-

[mortal wagon]

Allergies

[toxic sedge]

i don’t have allergies

[remote socket]

uh-

[mortal wagon]

Invincible

[inner fjord]

✋ Do I have to time travel to the 70s when he's in his prime or can I fight him as a feeble old man?

[mortal wagon]

LMAO

[errant palm]

Prime of course.

[inner fjord]

Well darn I'd loose xD

[toxic sedge]

oh no-

[inner fjord]

If he's in his prime can I be in my prime?

[errant palm]

No

It's a now thing

[inner fjord]

Dadgunnit

[errant palm]

You're pressing button now Lynn!!

U were the one who drew him in prime

[inner fjord]

Ahajsgaiajs true

[errant palm]

Honestly sounds like u did thisnto urself is all I'm saying

Anyway my dnd character would totally charm my ass with his 20 Cha

I don't stand a chance against mine

[inner fjord]

Do I have to win the fight? I don't see anything on this contract about winning

[errant palm]

Good catch!

[errant badge]

uh no

you dont have to win

you just have to live

[inner fjord]

Sure then the billion dollars can pay for my hospital bills, I'm hitting the button

[errant palm]

Nah

Just pay off

Like throw a 100 bucks, back in the 70a that was like a million dollars

[inner fjord]

:o

Genius

[toxic sedge]

i left for like five seconds- and i’m confused-

[errant palm]

We're loopholing the button

[burnt quartz]

Damy

Wow

You are still up?

[toxic sedge]

makes sense-

[tranquil walrus]

🧨 i guess that happens.

[carmine hare]

📞 this picture scares me

[tranquil walrus]

⛓ WHAT IS THAT. What is that image? Why is it here?

⛓ I am highly uncomfortable at the sight of this very image

[errant palm]

The worst part is

I think it's chicken?

Raw?

That man is catching a disease lmao

[tranquil walrus]

⛓ I'd cook the chicken first

🧨 i don't think cooking it will solve anything in that accursed image.

[tawny schooner]

omg ive finally beaten all Celeste c-sides

i feel so proud of myself

[tranquil walrus]

AWESome

not a bot again

[carmine hare]

a bot :sobs:

[errant palm]

Gg

[carmine hare]

ay, another?

[errant palm]

Ye

[tranquil walrus]

bruh rl just an easy target 😭😭

[errant palm]

The downside of being a public server with "rust" in the name I'm afraid

[tranquil walrus]

rust server

no thats already real bc of the game

[carmine hare]

thats the point hun

[tranquil walrus]

😭😭

[inner fjord]

Greetings.

Oh dear I sense bots

[manic crystal]

Not hard to sense em when you open discord and there’s a “message” in literally every channel 😂

[inner fjord]

When I open discord, it connects for like 2-5 minutes so I don't actually get any notifications at first

[alpine mason]

Ghost messages

[golden smelt]

Everywhere… 👀

[inner fjord]

Anyone else ever go to search for a specific message in a DM, but accidentally end up calling them because the call button in DMs is in that same spot the search button is in servers?

[tranquil walrus]

yes

[inner fjord]

😭

[manic crystal]

Literally every time

And I absolutely hate it 😂

[inner fjord]

Why oh why must the layout be that way

[stark trellis]

It gets even more fun: on Desktop some keyboard shortcut I don't know how to not press

Always autocalls Damy for me

Mostly because that's who I'm DMing at the time. It's like
yes
you shall call
Right now

Discord's agenda is to make us all socialize vocally

[inner fjord]

I need like ten minutes of mental preparation and a pep talk just to join VC normally

[errant palm]

so true

[stark trellis]

I thought I was like that until I suddenly started calling people to like

English at them
or to rant about a lore conspiracy

[errant palm]

I think like

the best vcs r the sudden ones

but i think its fiare if u require prep

[stark trellis]

Words are Hard

[inner fjord]

Aye

I stutter when I'm nervous and slur my words together when I'm excited

[errant palm]

I am the pinnacle of speech

I carry my words loudly and everyone shall hear

[stark trellis]

I love being a teacher. A captive audience that cannot cover my ears, and I get to be loud as shit about it

I never yell, I'm just loud enough everyone can hear me
it's called being considerate /s

[inner fjord]

I dread having to answer the phone at work ;-;

[stark trellis]

:((

[errant palm]

I dread work

[stark trellis]

Hey I got to spend like a week just watching Coraline with some 11 year olds.

My work rules

[errant palm]

ver7y fair

[stark trellis]

Find something you love and you'll definitely still feel like it's work sometimes, but you'll also feel like you're having fun

Shoutout to a studymate who's workschool just like
Has premade lesson plans
Every teacher teaches the exact same lessons to the same classes
So all she has to do is physically show up and be capable of speaking English and explaining some concepts

[inner fjord]

I loved volunteering at my library and I really wanted a job there but they weren't hiring

[errant palm]

o neat

[stark trellis]

I would love to work at a library tbh, but instead I volunteer for ao3 XD
Hey, library, archive, it's the same thing right

(They might have space in the future for you!)

[mortal wagon]

I'm too paranoid of things like this happening so I always make sure I'm tapping the correct icon

[mortal wagon]

I don't join vc lmao

[inner fjord]

I play D&D on Discord. Or did, back when everyone's schedule aligned.

[tranquil walrus]

i used to vc a lot

[errant palm]

god if that aint a mood

[tranquil walrus]

i dont anymore godbles my voice bad

[errant palm]

Ive hosted a couple of geoguessr games in this servers' vc

was fun

I should get back to that

[inner fjord]

What's geoguesser?

[tranquil walrus]

tbh only reason i stopped vcing was bc some people kinda liked pointing out im british in a bad way 💀💀

[errant palm]

okay so

well this pretty much explains all of it

[tranquil walrus]

its like a guess this place type of thing

havent played it before bc im bad at my geography

[inner fjord]

Ohhhh. Imma guess the cabin in Rusty Lake

[inner fjord]

I took an extra two years of history instead of geography, I don't know where squat is

[eternal nacelle]

I saw some guys playing this at gdq and now I'm hyper aware how bad I am at it

[manic crystal]

oooo i miss the geoguesser madness

[errant palm]

the goeguessr run was impressive!

Im nowhere near that skill level lol

[eternal nacelle]

it blew my mind

[errant palm]

you can tell how good they are at it though considering they have to like

blind guess?

very cool team effort.

[eternal nacelle]

oh that mountain range is from that country clearly

that type of sand belongs in that region

[errant palm]

Ive gotten better at guessing but that's what it is still

I don't actually know.

[inner fjord]

Is it free?

[errant palm]

Once a day.

I pay though

[eternal nacelle]

I hope I can join in the next session if you do one one here again

[errant palm]

would be cool!

[inner fjord]

Oh interesting

[manic crystal]

damy just start it immediately lol

[eternal nacelle]

noo I'm not home yet

[manic crystal]

Okay just start it in

[errant palm]

I am playing right now

[manic crystal]

an hour?

[errant palm]

[manic crystal]

two

[eternal nacelle]

two is safest

[errant palm]

one billion hours.

[eternal nacelle]

unless I gotta speed bike

[errant palm]

if I feel up to it i'll host a game but no promises

[eternal nacelle]

and that's not a good ideea with how badly coordinated I am

oh yeah ofc

no pressure

[errant palm]

I have my surgery follow up tomorrow

so im like

pre nervous

[eternal nacelle]

ooooo I hope everything healed ok

[errant palm]

well it looks okay

but I aint a doctor.

[eternal nacelle]

I'm sure it's all good

[errant palm]

im sure if it wasnt I wouldnt be at home right now, lmao.

[eternal nacelle]

doctor will stamp you with the recovered stamp

[stark trellis]

Doctor @errant palm:

[errant palm]

I have been enjoying a good reason to be in bed all day though

what the heck am I supposed to do if i ge tt he allclear

go on walks

who does that, smh.,

[eternal nacelle]

I don't need no reason

[errant palm]

haha I mean I guess I do kinda wanna walk some more if i can, ive just been overly cautious recovering

didnt wanna risk I dunno falling down and getting a wound infected with road dirt or w/e

[eternal nacelle]

dramatic

but I'd be the same

haha

[errant palm]

I mean I guess! but like

[eternal nacelle]

why risk it

[errant palm]

falling isnt an uncommon occurence!

[eternal nacelle]

when there is no need

[errant palm]

ye pretty much that^

[stark trellis]

There will be plenty of time to go frolic in the fields later

[errant palm]

haha hopefully!

priorities r fixing my mental healthTM

when the wounds r properly properlyt healed

i am going to be absolutely unstoppable

[stark trellis]

Can recommend field frolicking for that too
Not an insta heal but like
Fiels
Frolicking
Almost as good as skipping

[errant palm]

skipping will remain superior.,

[stark trellis]

Yes

[eternal nacelle]

frolicking is such a great word

[stark trellis]

It really is! 😄

[inner fjord]

I love words

Did you know that disgruntled is the opposite of gruntled which mean happy and contented?

[errant palm]

they got a lot of prisons around these parts.

[stark trellis]

I watched Young Justice, I know all of the dis-word combis

[errant palm]

you were the entirety of young justice?

thats impressive.

[stark trellis]

:(( im tired

but yes
the whole team was me

[errant palm]

LMAO IM SORRY

[stark trellis]

Also unironically, I love lil word facts like that

[errant palm]

Im having a fun time imagining that

you should like

make a word fact calendar

for ur students

to start the day with

[stark trellis]

I have that one word per day book I bought in london

[errant palm]

well there ya ho!

go!

[stark trellis]

XD

[errant palm]

seems like a nice lil ice breaker yknow

I dunno if itys like

do able every lesson

im not at eacher

im just the ideas guy

[stark trellis]

XD

I start my lessons by allowing students to yell translations at the screen

[errant palm]

1984

[stark trellis]

Me, normal volume: To taste
Them: PROEVENNNN

I point like I'm an old fashioned teacher holding a big pointing stick
But instead all I have is tiny whiteboard markers

[errant palm]

r the markaers stackable

cuss u could just make a pointing stick.

[stark trellis]

No :((

[errant palm]

darn

[stark trellis]

Also, structural integrity

[errant palm]

doesnt matter

funny

[stark trellis]

Smack!
Thousands of markers scatter

[errant palm]

they sprout lil legs

and graffiti the entire room

🙂

yo anyone know where this is??

[pseudo rivet]

No

[stark trellis]

Looks like a Hitman level

[pseudo rivet]

It's not in Brazil that's for sure

[alpine mason]

looks like rome to me..XD?

[pseudo rivet]

It have that europe vibes but idk

[errant palm]

it is Ram!

good catch

[alpine mason]

you see the coloseeum thing back there

[errant palm]

lmao ye

I left that one in on purpose

Ive been there!

[alpine mason]

XD

[errant palm]

unironically the least impressive thingh i saw that trip.

[alpine mason]

ive played assassins creed

[stark trellis]

Do I get pity points

[alpine mason]

i been there

[errant palm]

no.

[stark trellis]

:((

I had the country right! Technically

[alpine mason]

how many points do i get?

[inner fjord]

Europe is pretty

[pseudo rivet]

Yea very

[inner fjord]

I love the old buildings in Budapest

[stark trellis]

"Sapienza University of Rome is a real collegiate research university in the Italian capital."

[errant palm]

Yes the town doesnt exist

haha

[stark trellis]

Yeah no I know
but like

I wasn't totally off with like
Recognition

[errant palm]

that italy guess was the one good one tbh

[pseudo rivet]

Look Brazil right there

[stark trellis]

Should crowdsource more often, as long as there's a Hitman level based on the country

[alpine mason]

i see Estonia

[errant palm]

lmao

[pseudo rivet]

What does DRC mean?

[errant palm]

finlands near Estonia I guess

Democratic republic congo im pretty sure?

[alpine mason]

it is we stole our national anthem from them lmao

[errant palm]

double checking confirms that

[pseudo rivet]

Oh ye

Just googled

[alpine mason]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6XlSYOvWuA&ab_channel=GeographyWorld

[errant palm]

I reallly wanna click that

but i have a stream to castch

catch*

[pseudo rivet]

Me not knowing estonia is a country not a capital

[alpine mason]

XD

the capital is Tallinn

[pseudo rivet]

Whoa

[alpine mason]

but also Tartu if you mean the student capital

[pseudo rivet]

Of estonia?

[alpine mason]

yes

[pseudo rivet]

Of finland is Amsterdam? Sorry I'm bad at geography

[alpine mason]

Amsterdam?No i think thats another capital

[pseudo rivet]

Even though there are a lot of capitals in mini metro I've ni idea where are they from

[pseudo rivet]

Germany ig?

Amsterdam Netherlands!

[errant palm]

oof

[pseudo rivet]

I guess

[stark trellis]

Amsterdam is the Netherlands

Our lovely capital

[errant palm]

Yes you got there!

[alpine mason]

Helsinki is the capital of Finland

[pseudo rivet]

Yay

Oh

[alpine mason]

my aunt used to live there

[pseudo rivet]

Helsinki it's a beautiful name

[mortal wagon]

This might sound kinda weird but I really like the colors of Estonia's flag

[alpine mason]

fun fact its supposed to be a forest during winter

[pseudo rivet]

Oo

[errant palm]

nah its a cool flag

I agree

[mortal wagon]

Not the boring green and red combination or yellow like most nations

[pseudo rivet]

Sky trees and snow(?)

[mortal wagon]

It has blue instead

That's interesting

[errant palm]

I really like greenlands' one

[alpine mason]

yep

[pseudo rivet]

I like Nepal flag idk why

[mortal wagon]

That's so interesting

[pseudo rivet]

Whoa that's beautiful

[alpine mason]

it is

[errant palm]

Nepals flag is fucking cool

bc it isnt rectangle.

[alpine mason]

but we also have town flags n also long ago when we were pesant farmers n such

[mortal wagon]

Better than the "green for peace, red for power white for idk what" kind of stuff

[pseudo rivet]

Switzerland isn't a rectangle too

Switzerland is nice

[alpine mason]

we had clothing from different cities

[mortal wagon]

Thought this was a japan alt falg at first lmao

[alpine mason]

so if you were from Tallinn you would have one set of clothing and so on

[errant palm]

LMASO no no

Japan would never ruin its red dot

[inner fjord]

I need more Amsterdam airport cheese

[crisp maple]

Oh ye i remember that country which has voltorb as a mascot

[errant palm]

u can import it probabl

[pseudo rivet]

It's the sun right? Im bad at those stuff

[errant palm]

the brand u own has a webshop @inner fjord

[mortal wagon]

I like that one that has a dragon on it

[alpine mason]

as seen here

[errant palm]

O ye we have that sort of regional clothing in the netherlands too

[alpine mason]

heck yeah

[mortal wagon]

And the square flag

[pseudo rivet]

Harjumaa is very good

[mortal wagon]

And the triangle flags

[inner fjord]

Ooo 👀 shipping probably costs a fortune

[mortal wagon]

That's creative

[pseudo rivet]

The clothing that man is using

[errant palm]

o absolutely

but its probably an option!

[inner fjord]

Lol ye

[alpine mason]

i actually come from Harjumaa but i dont follow gender laws (atleast not by their time) so i think i would be called a dirty dirty sinner..XD

[mortal wagon]

That kinda reminds me of my country, it's a very tribal country and each tribe has its own clothes, food and traditions

[pseudo rivet]

There are laws for gender?

[alpine mason]

in that time yes.XD

[pseudo rivet]

I need to leave my country for once

I just don't know how yet

:/

[inner fjord]

That phrasing lol "I need to leave the country". Sounds like an action movie xp

[alpine mason]

back when i was like a small little shit n all that (aka a minor) lets say gender stereotypes n "rules" existed

[pseudo rivet]

Lol

[alpine mason]

and i hated it XD

so thus i got gender envy

[mortal wagon]

Does that mean it doesn't exist anymore in Estonia?

[pseudo rivet]

I like rules, not this kind ofc

[crisp maple]

Jon is starring next mission impossible

[mortal wagon]

Like they abolished gender?

[alpine mason]

it does sadly

[errant palm]

shit we abolishing gender

[alpine mason]

atleast for the older folks

[errant palm]

about time fr fr

[mortal wagon]

Hell yeah

[alpine mason]

fr i have heard the phrase "you will grow outta it" so many times n stuff like "oh act like a girl/lady" like we were in the middle ages

god i wish i had been born a man my brothers are lucky

[errant palm]

its difficult.

im sorry u have to go through that

[alpine mason]

i hope i transition soon in any case i dunno dfnbjkfd lmao sorry it is getting personal

[errant palm]

its obviously not the same but my family doesn't know im polyamorous

and they never will

cuss lmao

[alpine mason]

i wanna not be deadnamed anymore (yes i told my family to call me by a male name instead)

but they still havent

[mortal wagon]

Ay I'm poly too

[errant palm]

based and cool

[mortal wagon]

But I'm not into serious relationships so I guess I can avoid any drama that might come with it

[eternal nacelle]

sometimes parents don't need to know

[mortal wagon]

Exactly

[errant palm]

so true

I maen im not practicing, in that sense, dunno if i ever will

[stark trellis]

Being selective in who you trust is 100% a valid survival skill

[mortal wagon]

My parents barely know my name at this point

[errant palm]

but its how I feel TM

[alpine mason]

thats the thing you see

my family figured it out

[stark trellis]

... I'm sorry Damy but "practicing poly" cracked me up
"Just taking a break, yanno"

[mortal wagon]

Bro same

[stark trellis]

"I'll get back to it during spring"

[errant palm]

LMAO SORRY

Yes that's when uh

the fertility rituals happen

dont you know

[eternal nacelle]

=))))))

[errant palm]

/j ^

[mortal wagon]

😭😭😭😭😭

[errant palm]

like

[eternal nacelle]

aww sorry

[errant palm]

SO MUCH /j

[alpine mason]

i think they figured out when i was like a minor/almost adult

[stark trellis]

I mean, I can't say much
Theoretical bisexual over here, at this point XD

[errant palm]

Theoretical bisexual is also hilarious

[alpine mason]

like you know they got the vibe of
"something is off"

[errant palm]

ye is fair

[stark trellis]

Yikes tho, that sucks

[mortal wagon]

I understand what you mean

[stark trellis]

I'm glad my father has always been super ignorant
About
uh
Everything
No thoughts, head empty that man

[alpine mason]

my brother did tell me that its okay but not to go to pride or smth since it would bring shame to the family

[stark trellis]

Mom's cool tho

[mortal wagon]

I personally don't use labels because it can feel restrictive and no label can fit 100% for me but I can say I'm bi

[errant palm]

mixed messages here.

[alpine mason]

ikr lmao?

[stark trellis]

Yeah that's Not Cool

[errant palm]

I think this is a mood for me

I dunno

[alpine mason]

i dunno i guess i wish my family aceppted me

[errant palm]

anyway welcome to RL queer hour TM

[eternal nacelle]

I'm so sorry

[stark trellis]

Labels exist so you have a standard background for your icons

[mortal wagon]

LMAO

[errant palm]

tkae care though, Ram, im sorry to hear.

[alpine mason]

like i still love my brother dont get me wrong

but i hope he will come around

[stark trellis]

Sometimes they do, sometimes they don't. I wish you the absolute best of luck with it either way

[mortal wagon]

And if they don't, don't feel bad about it

It's not your fault

[alpine mason]

yeah you know the thing that hurt the most from my mother tho (maybe she didnt mean it) but hearing "you will always be my daughter"

[mortal wagon]

If you can move away from them for your safety then that would be great

[alpine mason]

like aaaa she said it years ago and recently she did give me a article on changing ur gender so maybe shes starting to understand?

i hope

[eternal nacelle]

sometimes you have to consider a bit that she's from a different generation / grew up in different circumstances

and maybe doesn't realise what she's saying

[errant palm]

The rock Johnson looking at Dwayne Johnson

[alpine mason]

oh i know i dont hate any of them, for it

im sure they are trying their best

[eternal nacelle]

but it still hurts unfortunately

[mortal wagon]

Lowkey bad timing but it's funny ngl

[crisp maple]

Crap his eyebrow is even higher

[alpine mason]

oh it does haha and lmao its okay it is funny.XD

[eternal nacelle]

oh wow the eybrow

[errant palm]

ye he does the faceTM

[stark trellis]

My personal philosophy is that people who love you can still be bad for you and to ✂️ them out of your life as soon as possible.
But I also absolutely understand I'm incredibly extreme on this front.

[errant palm]

lmao ye sorry for the bad timing

[stark trellis]

[mortal wagon]

No no, you've got a point

[alpine mason]

lmao but fr im sure i will be comfy in this body eventually i am getting money soon

[mortal wagon]

Sometimes their love is toxic

[alpine mason]

so hopefully its enough to afford top n maybe bottom surgery

[eternal nacelle]

for sure, always look out for yourself. If something is too painful walk away

it's not worth it

[mortal wagon]

Especially family members

[stark trellis]

My family at this point is my mom and my dog lmao, I know I'm right for me, but dad has 9 siblings and mom 4

[errant palm]

yooo that would b dope Ram, here's to hopig 🙏

[alpine mason]

heck yeah

[errant palm]

he do the leek dance

[eternal nacelle]

omg

why

[errant palm]

I fucking love this videogame

[stark trellis]

No leek

[mortal wagon]

Fortnie?

[alpine mason]

leek dance meme

[mortal wagon]

Fortnite*

[errant palm]

yes

wait uh

isnt Groot in guardians voiced by Dwayne

[eternal nacelle]

really

[crisp maple]

Its vin diesel iirc

[errant palm]

googles

[eternal nacelle]

the more you know

[errant palm]

o ye its vin diesel

[crisp maple]

Its even more cursed

[errant palm]

Dwayne carrying vin diesel on his back

[eternal nacelle]

FAMILY

[alpine mason]

cursed info for this server

[errant palm]

LMAO YES

[eternal nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/you-dont-turn-your-back-on-family-you-cant-walk-away-from-family-you-cant-leave-family-behind-you-cant-ignore-family-you-cant-disregard-family-gif-16058425

but he kinda does

[stark trellis]

Vin, Brian and Kevin
new family
less weapons
less cars
more trees

[eternal nacelle]

cause he's on his back

[errant palm]

finally fast and furious is eco friendly.

[crisp maple]

searches for jokes with cars and roots

[stark trellis]

Carbon neutral, except newly planted trees absolutely do not replace old ones

[mortal wagon]

Cursed information

[stark trellis]

So I was rooting through my car's trunk...

[errant palm]

should I give him the morty pickaxe

[eternal nacelle]

.dadjoke

wrong server

[errant palm]

Not in this server.

[alpine mason]

fun fact:
Eye contacts=boneless glasses

[errant palm]

Yes.

[crisp maple]

Stop

[eternal nacelle]

no

[crisp maple]

Oh no

[eternal nacelle]

why

RAM!

[alpine mason]

i shall not

[eternal nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/caroline-cameron-sportsnet-awful-absolutely-awful-horrible-gif-18101478

[stark trellis]

How about this one:

[alpine mason]

sdvjnkds

[errant palm]

LMAO

[stark trellis]

Same goes for Ram

[errant palm]

I have a pretty good selection of hammers

[eternal nacelle]

my writing is so weird

why is the n like that

[errant palm]

its cool;

its like paint dripping

it works!!

[eternal nacelle]

ooh yeah that's why I left it like that

I remember now

[errant palm]

😄

[stark trellis]

Sometimes memories
do their job

and help you remember things

[mortal wagon]

Lmao what

[errant palm]

anyuway final fortnite screenshot but this is the only pickaxe i use cuss

[eternal nacelle]

the spider hammer is cool

[errant palm]

cmon flaminbois

[eternal nacelle]

omg

[stark trellis]

Mingos good

[stark trellis]

No spiders

[eternal nacelle]

is that a hammer or a pickaxe

[errant palm]

THATS A LOT OF BAN

[stark trellis]

I need it, NoFlavor is too strong

[errant palm]

no spider can stay 🙂

[eternal nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/you-have-no-power-here-king-theodon-no-power-here-lotr-gif-7431175

[alpine mason]

dont throw balls at me im fragile

[pseudo rivet]

That's cool

[stark trellis]

Fine, he can stay. He looks polite.

[pseudo rivet]

The spiderman avatar i mean

[stark trellis]

At everyone else: sleep with one eye open

[errant palm]

lol

[alpine mason]

what if i sleep with 2 eyes open??

[crisp maple]

Was that a threat?

[stark trellis]

That's also allowed

[stark trellis]

Nothing can be proven

[errant palm]

there's actually a condition where that does happen

[eternal nacelle]

allegedly

[crisp maple]

Im picking my bat, just a sec

[errant palm]

I was wondering if people can sleep without eyelids

I never really got a definitive answer though

[eternal nacelle]

...

[pseudo rivet]

This once happened with me in school

[crisp maple]

Yes but it hurts

[alpine mason]

wouldnt ur eyes dry out?

[eternal nacelle]

a spider will go into your eyes

[alpine mason]

unless u had eyedrops?

[errant palm]

yes theres a severe risk of that

[stark trellis]

There's eye droplets for that, my dog needs them

[errant palm]

so eye drops r a treatmant

[crisp maple]

And your friends will bully you so dont recommend

[pseudo rivet]

But the teachers got super worried about this thing of sleeping with open eyes that I was taken to the hospital

[errant palm]

yes!!

[stark trellis]

He has eyelids! But also dry eyes

[errant palm]

O no.

[eternal nacelle]

aww baby

[alpine mason]

F

[stark trellis]

o.o

[errant palm]

Buddy is a good boy

[pseudo rivet]

So then ig it never happened again? Idk I sleep so

[errant palm]

love him

[stark trellis]

wait no that reaction doesnt work now

Yes, Buddy is a good boy

He's also an old man tho
And old men love complaining

[alpine mason]

i had a kid at my school jump into those metal trash containers once

[pseudo rivet]

O

[crisp maple]

Valid ig

[eternal nacelle]

O.O

[crisp maple]

I would hide there too

[eternal nacelle]

did he ever come out?

[pseudo rivet]

Whos buddy?

[pseudo rivet]

Lol

[eternal nacelle]

sammy's pupper

[alpine mason]

these and yeah he did

lmao

with a chair...XD

[eternal nacelle]

nice

[alpine mason]

i think it was during the final exams so he just sorta

jumped off..XD

[pseudo rivet]

We don't have those in my school i guess I've never seen one

[pseudo rivet]

Oh

[crisp maple]

Ah school stories always make me nostalgic

[eternal nacelle]

you usually do go a bit weird during exams

prone to jumping into bins

[alpine mason]

then he went swimming,

[pseudo rivet]

In my school there was a last day party and they opened the pool for our class (6th grade)

[stark trellis]

Buddy is my dog!

[alpine mason]

i went to the store just having turned 18 n bought some beer incase i failed

i didnt..XD

[stark trellis]

Also the name of every pokémon starter I've gotten in the last decade or so

[pseudo rivet]

And I was the ONLY one who missed that day bc I was sick

[marsh orchid]

Dog where?

[eternal nacelle]

prove you have a dog sammy

we don't believe you

[pseudo rivet]

👁️ 👁️ Yes, where's the prove

[stark trellis]

You callin' me a liar?!

[eternal nacelle]

I'm just saying

pics or didn't happen

[alpine mason]

also may i show you my favorite squid game character who had like 1.03 seconds of screentime?

[pseudo rivet]

Lol

[crisp maple]

Wasnt sammy the ceo of .dog?

[pseudo rivet]

Ok

[stark trellis]

Gimme a mo. Don't have my phone, pics
But I do have my first day of the year powerpoint

Which has
Multiple pics

[eternal nacelle]

if it's multiple buddy pics I;m down

[alpine mason]

him

[stark trellis]

So first I introduced myself to the kids
And they were like
okay sure whatever

[alpine mason]

thats all he rarely spoke n then died but him

[pseudo rivet]

Oh squid game

[stark trellis]

this slide went over really well tho

[pseudo rivet]

I read squid ward

[alpine mason]

jsgiodsfjhbiodf

squidward!

[crisp maple]

Why does he look like he is on the toilet?

[alpine mason]

||hes aboutta get shot n killed.XD||

[eternal nacelle]

we're blessed

[marsh orchid]

Buddy

[stark trellis]

Also face reveal, I guess

[eternal nacelle]

doxxed

[stark trellis]

lmao

[crisp maple]

Ye i figured, but damn thats a bad way to die

[eternal nacelle]

as damy would say

[stark trellis]

You now know
I have a backyard

[alpine mason]

alas it was i hoped he would survive..XD

[eternal nacelle]

and when was is that much snow

in this god forsaken country

I'm snow deprived

[stark trellis]

lmao 2019 maybe?

I don't remember, not too long ago ho

tho

[pseudo rivet]

Me who have never seen snow

[alpine mason]

||but then again, everyone wishes Ali lived but well||

you know if u know

[pseudo rivet]

Whos Ali

[alpine mason]

squid game character

a fan favorite

[pseudo rivet]

O

[stark trellis]

Spoiler tag that pls!

[eternal nacelle]

I lost all interest for squid game after watching the last ep

[stark trellis]

Thank you

[eternal nacelle]

I came to the conclusion I don't like it

[stark trellis]

Anyway yes
I sobbed on the bus

[pseudo rivet]

My mom Dont let me watch bc it's 16+ or something like that

[alpine mason]

its actually 18+

[pseudo rivet]

Oh

[stark trellis]

I think it would've been a more powerful statement if he'd ||kept walking||

[eternal nacelle]

it's not for younger audiences

[errant palm]

Squid game fun

[pseudo rivet]

Yes and I don't like this kind of series things

[alpine mason]

but i have seen ppl under 18 be in the fandom for some reason

[errant palm]

I really hope it go absolutely Bashit wild

[pseudo rivet]

I don't really know what kind of movie I like

[errant palm]

With MC going on a wild goose chase

[stark trellis]

I typed the wrong thing anyway "if he'd turned around" literally means nothing

[pseudo rivet]

I mean I like Resident Evil 1 but and- I can't remember other movies

[stark trellis]

No ban for me

[alpine mason]

like i know i cant control who watches what or what fandoms they join but damned if it aint annoying

[errant palm]

Isn't there a new rezzie movie or series coming

[stark trellis]

yes

[pseudo rivet]

I forgot to watch movies when I was a kid, so I only do videogames now

[eternal nacelle]

there is an animated one

[alpine mason]

i seen ppl under 18 in the game of thrones fandom lmao...

[eternal nacelle]

but I'm not sure if it's out yet

[errant palm]

The kiddies should stick to mcyt

[stark trellis]

Or well

[pseudo rivet]

Never seen got neither

[stark trellis]

Yeah no it's been out

We just didn't get a Dutch release

[crisp maple]

I just want netflix to drop alice in bordeland 2, squid game can wait

[stark trellis]

And I've been stubborn about watching it (the rezzie movie)

[alpine mason]

tbh i never watched alice in borderland but i have heard it good

maybe i will pick it up while waiting for s2

[errant palm]

I've seen uh

One episode

I think

[stark trellis]

Alice in Borderland, both source and adaptation, can be really clever and really dumb

[crisp maple]

I was searching for the ln/manga but brazil

[eternal nacelle]

archive 81 is quite nice so far (imo)

[errant palm]

Me waiting to take off my mask until my air filter gives me the all clear

[stark trellis]

That adaptation just makes me sad tbh

[errant palm]

Technology rules our lives

[stark trellis]

Even tho it's a really good source and a perfectly fine show

[alpine mason]

whats archive 81 about

[errant palm]

O HEY IT'S BLUE

[eternal nacelle]

I just heard it's based on a podcast

[errant palm]

Dinner time

[eternal nacelle]

right?

[alpine mason]

also the last show i followed like i do Squid Game was HBO Chernobyl

[stark trellis]

Yep. And the adaptation
uh
Removes the Big Gay

[alpine mason]

game of thrones s8 left a bad taste in my mouth tho

[eternal nacelle]

I went into it completely blind and I'm enjoying it so far

I want to listen to the podcast now

XD

[stark trellis]

It's kind of a big thing in the fandom rn that they totallyerased that
but the core is still really good and I'm glad you're enjoying it

[errant palm]

THEY DID WHAT

[eternal nacelle]

I hate when they do that

[stark trellis]

yepp

[alpine mason]

yeah erasing it would be a baddddddddddd choice

[errant palm]

amogus

[stark trellis]

Not surprising, but sad

[eternal nacelle]

like just be respectful to the god damned source material

[alpine mason]

tbh not to be weird but game of thrones even had gay characters n treated em better likely

[stark trellis]

Netflix tho

Damy no!

[crisp maple]

Oh fuck just googled it and the "cursed tapes" premise got me bored

[eternal nacelle]

aww

[alpine mason]

Like the ring lmao?

[eternal nacelle]

I'm old an boring parrot

thanks

[stark trellis]

Honestly, I don't necessarily want happy queer stories because I really enjoy the horror genre
And happy horror tends to bore me
but like
Let's just haveany queer stories

[eternal nacelle]

(jk)

[stark trellis]

i just vibe with archives, especially season 1 tbh

[crisp maple]

Ill give it a try someday

[stark trellis]

There is also like
no logical reason for it

But Tape podcasts of all kinds always remind me of Marble Hornets

Even if that's absolutely not what Marble Hornets is baout

My brain just decided the two were connected

[crisp maple]

But i always get kinda meh with tapes/dvds/cds/any type of media thats haunted

[eternal nacelle]

the rusty quill magnus archives are fun too

[stark trellis]

Yes

tma is really good

[eternal nacelle]

I binged those so hard

I love fantasy in every shape or form

[errant palm]

i think nightvale is neat

[stark trellis]

They were my company during the Eurostar train trip to England last fall

Nightvale is the Big Good One tbh

Also Wire and Alice Isn't Dead

[eternal nacelle]

ooo nice

[errant palm]

theyre the same peeps right

[stark trellis]

Yep

Wire especially cause it's like

Therapy tapes?

[crisp maple]

Wait wtf
"This series is based on the found footage podcast"
How in the earth you podcast a ff?

[stark trellis]

Found Audio

[inner fjord]

Fantasy you say

[crisp maple]

Oooh right right

[stark trellis]

Let's be real here, most FF is audio
Unless the ground counts as footage

[eternal nacelle]

I say

[inner fjord]

I too am a fantasy enjoyer

[eternal nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/tip-hat-jack-sparrow-gif-18080055

[crisp maple]

Oh shit i should exit discord and binge watch my watchlists

Its gettinf huge

[errant palm]

everyone b nice especially in #🌐｜canal-português so Parrot can binge

[eternal nacelle]

yup everyone chill for today

[inner fjord]

Will do 👍

[crisp maple]

Actually i will need like, half a year to clean my queue

But welp

[eternal nacelle]

pain

I off to pick up a parcel I've been waiting 4 months for

[alpine mason]

mines only arriving in may due to covid restrictions

[errant palm]

wow thats a long time

[eternal nacelle]

postnl kept messing up my address

[alpine mason]

i know i paid 40 euros for it ;_;

[errant palm]

classicv

[eternal nacelle]

I payed customs twice now

[errant palm]

O YE IVE BEEN THERE TOO

[eternal nacelle]

and I contacted them like hey, the address is wrong can you fix it

[stark trellis]

You're getting your packages after paying?

😭

[eternal nacelle]

NO

[stark trellis]

October

I paid in October
We're 5 packages deep now

[eternal nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/murder-spongebob-rainbow-gif-15431155

[stark trellis]

I'll need to call again somewhere this month, for the third time

[inner fjord]

I have to watch Avatar one of these days. And Pokemon I guess? That's been on my list for a while. Also need to finish Hawkeye and start Bobba Fettm

[errant palm]

hawkeye good

book of boba good

avatar too

pokemon is too scary for me to watch

too many episodes

[crisp maple]

Watch pokemon movies and youre fine

The series is just bigger than it should

[stark trellis]

They even rebooted the movie verse lmao

[alpine mason]

tbh i recently watched Encanto and it was just chef kiss

[inner fjord]

Okay then

[inner fjord]

I don't follow animated movies much anymore

[alpine mason]

fair to each their own

[crisp maple]

Im glad ill be able to see lupin the first on my tv bc anime movies almost dont exist here

And jujutsu 0 is on the movies so well, ig times are changing for good

[stark trellis]

Yep! We're consistently getting the Hero Academia movies over here in the Netherlands. Dragon Ball Broly a couple of years ago seems to have started the consistent anime-in-cinema trend

It had like 2 scheduled screenings, an hour away from me
I went
Next week, daily screenings in the cinema 5 min away

Because a lot of people went

[crisp maple]

I just hope someone embrace the idea of bringing the next one piece movie

Ppl already started flooding movie theatres social media accs to do it so high changes

[alpine mason]

i want you know theres a Estonian childrens movie series called Lotte from Gadgetville

and theres a character named Albert

[wraith narwhal]

Albert looks like either is a some sort of sphynx rabbit or pretty much is made out of flesh

[mortal wagon]

Why does the movie's name sound familiar.....

[mortal wagon]

I thought the eyes were buttons at first lmao

[alpine mason]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If4E0AHuQAQ&ab_channel=AurélieF
idk if u seen this but heres a english clip

[mortal wagon]

The movie itself isn't familiar to ke

Me*

But I feel like I read the title somewhere

But the art was different

Maybe it's because of the name lotte

[crisp maple]

Gadgetville is the home of inspector gadget?

[wraith narwhal]

a home where inspector gadget was made

[crisp maple]

Os so lotte invented him

[alpine mason]

dfbnjkfd i mean likely yeah

[crisp maple]

Thats nice-to-know lore

[alpine mason]

when i see my post being mentioned in a instagram story

[sullen comet]

Have yall ever seen a "indiana pork tenderloin"? Because its actualy kinda silly

(Not my picture btw)

[errant palm]

Finally

wide burger

[sullen comet]

Comically large burger

[crisp maple]

this looks so much like my grandma's deep fried steak

and if its as good as that, damn i have my new fav

[orchid monolith]

I don't normally eat pork but I would eat that burger

[mortal wagon]

I'd need 3 days to finish this lmao

[mortal wagon]

"Deep fried steak" sounds cursed af, I'm sorry

On another note

[mortal wagon]

Rusty lake burger in paradise be like:

[crisp maple]

I mean, it really is a beeg nugget

[alpine mason]

i .

was just given 10 dollars..XD to make a meme...

[mortal wagon]

Business

[crisp maple]

i thought my pc was haunted bc my cursor was going brrrrrr
it happened that my father was testing some wireless mouses upstairs and got to pick mine

[alpine mason]

lmao why is ur wireless mouse upstairs?

also why is the usb in the computer then..XD?

[crisp maple]

bc im using the pc downstairs
and im too lazy to take the usb off and set up everything again once i plug it

yk, it not everyday that someone steals your movements

[sullen comet]

So, i was taking a nap while hearing some music, and at some point my playlist ended, so it started playing random songs, so i woke up to the lyrics "and then i punch your dad in the dick again"

And im still very confused

[mortal wagon]

My dreams be like:

Also how do you sleep while listening to music

I could never do that

Because I'll be busy dancing to it or singing along to it

Or both

[sullen comet]

Oh, i learned to do that when i was in an exchange program, i was super nervous and my roommate snored realy loudly

So i started listening to music instead of his snoring

[errant palm]

Lmao

What was the song though

[sullen comet]

Mixed messages- tom cardy

[mortal wagon]

Mmm yes, falling to sleep to Cattle Decapitation's Prophets of Loss 😸😸😸

Or Diamanda Galás's This is The Law of The Plague

Imagine the kind of dreams you'll have

[sullen comet]

Cattle decapitation? Not to be confused with cow beheading

[mortal wagon]

LMAO

It's an ironic name though

They're actually vegan/vegetarian environmentalists

[crisp maple]

can i sleep to eateot?

[carmine hare]

ah yes, a good song

[inner fjord]

My family is singing along to the Johnny English credits song xD

[alpine mason]

me after seeing my friends message on instagram:

[inner fjord]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/756284719716368475/938923820247572500/whole-chicken.jpg

TIL this exists

[sullen comet]

Put that bad boy in the oven (still in the can) and you have a great chicken for christmas eve

[inner fjord]

"Fully cooked"

[tawny schooner]

thats terrifying

thanks for not letting me sleep tonight

[inner fjord]

Aww sorry xD

[wraith narwhal]

In Poland mayo ice cream existed

[sullen comet]

What are you gonna tell me next? That you dont drink the ketchup water?

[mortal wagon]

Bro

[alpine mason]

in estonia we eat pigs blood

[mortal wagon]

When I was like 11 I used to lick ketchup from the bottle

I was legit addicted to ketchup

I'd go at 3 am when everyone is asleep just to get my daily lick of ketchup

So my parents just stopped buying it

Until I stopped doing that

Wtf was that about

[mortal wagon]

I like swallowing my own blood when my gums bleed 😸

[alpine mason]

you should check a doctor with that

[mortal wagon]

Restoring it back to where it belongs

[wraith narwhal]

yo we have blood sausages too

[mortal wagon]

Don't worry I already have the toothpaste and mouthwash for that

Prescribed by a dentist

I just have really weak sensitive gums

[alpine mason]

pog

i brush too furiously sometimes so they bleed

XD

[mortal wagon]

It's the floss that does it for me

[wraith narwhal]

so I got a new phone

Oppo brand and first look on it was like
"God, not this brand again" and sorta tossed it on the side

[mortal wagon]

I ran out of floss though and had to buy toothpicks instead

[wraith narwhal]

but after learning quite a bit from it, and also modifying it a bit, I love it now

especially that it can run the game I couldn't run on my phone for a year straight

[mortal wagon]

That's cool to hear

[wraith narwhal]

I can't floss with floss too

[mortal wagon]

What os does it use?

[wraith narwhal]

it's own, aka. ColorOS

[mortal wagon]

I do it regardless of the bleeding

Or else, I'll taste last weeks dinner suddenly

Food gets stuck between my teeth easily

But the floss can't get there without getting shredded

Pick a struggle @my teeth

[alpine mason]

tbh once i had to get a tooth removed and i felt.it.all

like i wasnt it pain

butifeltit

[mortal wagon]

Yikes

[inner fjord]

Oh good goodness

[sullen comet]

Hmmm there isnt anything better than drinking mayo straight out the bag

[carmine hare]

what the

i never liked mayo