🛖｜the-cabin

[remote socket]

i dont like acai flavor tho

[pseudo rivet]

Its like asking "why sleeping in your bed if you can sleep in the floor or in the couch"

[crisp maple]

and unless youre a cow or a caterpillar, it will taste bad

[tranquil walrus]

🕯 How is this possible please I don't want to eat grass

[remote socket]

why sleep if you can stay awake

[pseudo rivet]

At the end it's all about opinions, and that's what makes the world beautiful ❤️

[inner fjord]

If I eat before bed, my body will focus on digestion instead of on sleeping

[mortal wagon]

I've been craving mango flavored ice cream for a while but I'm lactose intolerant and they don't sell plant based ones in my country 😸

[pseudo rivet]

Ohh

[mortal wagon]

Why are all my problems like this

[pseudo rivet]

That's not true, like strawberry = great and tasty but strawberry açaí------

[mortal wagon]

As a former grass eater, grass is actually pretty sweet

[tranquil walrus]

🕯 I like strawberry ice cream

[pseudo rivet]

Me too

But açaí with strawberry is not good

It's acid and bitter, ew

[remote socket]

nothing with acai is good

[tranquil walrus]

🕯 I also like chocolate ice cream. People say it tastes awful but I love it

[inner fjord]

Step one: buy frozen mangos, or fresh if you can't find it and then freeze it
Step two: blend it with some fruit juice
Step three: enjoy

[crisp maple]

just mango is already gooooooood

[pseudo rivet]

Like I said, there are many types of preparations

Meat, dessert

[tranquil walrus]

🌿 see this is why i dont wanna speak to you

[crisp maple]

sheesh now im craving for mango ice cream

[pseudo rivet]

I love chocolate ice cream?- it's good

[tranquil walrus]

🌿 dwdw i was joking

[inner fjord]

Wait who's dissing chocolate icecream?

[remote socket]

chocolate best flavor

[tranquil walrus]

🌿 me.

[pseudo rivet]

Not always, white chocolate creeps me

[inner fjord]

Chocolate is the best, right after raspberry chocolate chip

[tranquil walrus]

🌿 dark chocolate is disgusting

[crisp maple]

chocolate ice cream gets iven better if you add sausages in it

[mortal wagon]

Omg thank you, my neighbors have a mango tree that they let us pick fruit off, once it has ripe fruit I'll try this

[pseudo rivet]

?

[crisp maple]

seriously.

[pseudo rivet]

??

[tranquil walrus]

🕯 ?????

[mortal wagon]

True

[pseudo rivet]

🤢

[tranquil walrus]

🕯 SAUSAGES? To an ice cream?

[pseudo rivet]

Not oke

[tranquil walrus]

🕯 No thank you

[inner fjord]

Anger levels rising

[tranquil walrus]

🌿 NOO

[pseudo rivet]

Hey

[crisp maple]

[pseudo rivet]

Don't, ever

[tranquil walrus]

🌿 its just the body rejects dairy ajd i dont know why

[crisp maple]

but.. dark chocolate has less dairy products afaik?

[carmine hare]

📞 sorry our body rejects any type of chocolate

[tranquil walrus]

🌿 nah i mean like chocolate in general

[mortal wagon]

/j

[inner fjord]

It will be more of a smoothie bowl than ice cream, but I love blending frozen fruit with juice and it always turns out well imo

[tranquil walrus]

🌿 i thoughts opinions were allowed

[mortal wagon]

Wait

Ok now reread it

[remote socket]

forever never

[tranquil walrus]

🌿 thanks

😭😭

[mortal wagon]

lmao

YouTube comments moment

[crisp maple]

opinions are, but that was just heretic to the dessert court

[inner fjord]

Dark chocolate is my favorite, followed by white chocolate, and then milk chocolate is last

[tranquil walrus]

🌿 im gonna get it checked with a doctor why the body hates dairy tho hopefully

[mortal wagon]

Exactly

[pseudo rivet]

My favourite dessert is açaí 🤤

[mortal wagon]

Dark chocolate is the only chocolate that doesn't hurt my teeth

And for some reason doesn't melt in room temperature

[crisp maple]

i used to be addicted to white chocolate but nowadays it just tastes like butter with sugar

good tho

[tranquil walrus]

🌿 i just hope its literally nothing serious because i cant cut out milk products from my life

[mortal wagon]

I also like thw acidic taste to it

[crisp maple]

but fruity chocolate is basically perfect

[pseudo rivet]

Fruity- what

[inner fjord]

Imagine having sensitive teeth, couldn't be me

[mortal wagon]

I tried ment chocolate once

Worst decision of my life

[tranquil walrus]

ikr

[pseudo rivet]

The pure chocolate is the best

[inner fjord]

Mint chocolate? It's delicious ;-;

[crisp maple]

thats a very good ice cream flavor

[pseudo rivet]

Specially the drink Chocolate

[mortal wagon]

Felt like I was eating normal chocolate while brushing my teeth at the same time

[pseudo rivet]

And I mean the pure one

[remote socket]

damn thats me

[pseudo rivet]

Lmao ik what's that feeling

[remote socket]

i cant eat ice creams

[crisp maple]

ooooh just remembered one good chocolate/ice cream/whatever flavor

pistachio

[mortal wagon]

YES

Was gonna type that

[carmine hare]

📞 uuh i like strawberry ice cream 👍

[crisp maple]

yall, do yourselves a favor and try any dessert with pistachio

[mortal wagon]

They sell pistachio cream spread in a grocery store near us

[crisp maple]

its simply blessed

[mortal wagon]

It's so good on bread and pancakes

[tranquil walrus]

🕯 Strawberry ice cream's good

[carmine hare]

📞 yes

[mortal wagon]

Or just plain green pistachios

Perfection

Nice healthy filling snack

[inner fjord]

I did however slightly chip a tooth and that hurt like the dickens. Don't do this: I was trying to bend a paper clip and couldn't get a good grip so like an idiot I tried using my teeth. There was an audible crack as my tooth chipped.

[crisp maple]

ok, pistachio and mango added to my shoplist

[tranquil walrus]

🕯 I miss having ice cream, honestly. So sad I'm wanted

[mortal wagon]

Mood

[carmine hare]

📞 HELP

[inner fjord]

I don't like strawberry flavored anything anymore. 🤷‍♀️

[mortal wagon]

I remember one of my teeth cracked while I was eating as a kid 🗿

[carmine hare]

📹 nothing steal cant help

[mortal wagon]

Now 70% of my teeth are fillings

[tranquil walrus]

🕯 True

[inner fjord]

This was an adult tooth though, I was like 14 😭

[mortal wagon]

😭😭😭😭

[tranquil walrus]

🕯 I don't encourage stealing, by the way. Don't do it

[mortal wagon]

Rip to your tooth

[inner fjord]

I'm not the brightest bulb

[crisp maple]

thankfully after all my teeth were changed nothing bad happened again

[mortal wagon]

Me neither 😸

Unfortunately even after getting fillings I got cavities

[crisp maple]

bc kiddo me just forgor to brush them and the cavities went brrrrr

[mortal wagon]

The dentist who did them wasn't that good so the fillings weren't stable

And they ended up falling and breaking

Got them changed by an actual good dentist

[inner fjord]

proceeds to eat cocoa powder

[mortal wagon]

Kiddo me thought it was boring and took too long 🗿

[mortal wagon]

I actually do that

It tastes nice

But don't inhale while it's in your mouth

Or you'll end up in the ER

[inner fjord]

It's bitterrr

[crisp maple]

actual yums

[mortal wagon]

Not really

I use it to make Japanese curry as well

[inner fjord]

I did that when I was little when I snuck cocoa powder, thinking it would be sweet

[mortal wagon]

I don't mind bitter taste personally

[crisp maple]

recently i discovered that coffee could be more chocolate'ey than cocoa

[mortal wagon]

That's the most kid thing to do, ever

[inner fjord]

XD

[mortal wagon]

Oh yeah it shows in desserts

[inner fjord]

I gotta get back into baking, I needs me some chocolate cake

[mortal wagon]

I used to buy a moca (can't remember the spelling but it's a type of coffee) cream filled cupcake and it tasted amazing

[crisp maple]

i miss drinking iced mocca

or iced coffee in general

[inner fjord]

I'm more of a tea person, but coffee is starting to grow on me

Coffee ice cream is great though

[crisp maple]

I think imma pick a black tea to get pumped up for my catching-ups

That thing is awesome

[mortal wagon]

Coffee makes me sick for some reason

It upsets my stomach and my head lmao

Tea is superior

Brewed boild black tea 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

With a few leaves of horsemint (I hope that's what it's called in English)

Perfection

I have a cup for breakfast, a cup in evening, and sometimes a cup after dinner

[crisp maple]

*be me
*go downstairs to pick tea
*midways change mind and go grab that leftover coke bottle and add lemonade to it
*fill your squeeze with coke
*forget to check if theres actually lemonade (or even lemons) in the house
*go back to your room with a mid-filled bottle of coke bc now its too late

im sad

[mortal wagon]

Well, it's better than nothing I guess

[crisp maple]

im... intrigued

[tranquil walrus]

man im tired from writing 👍👍

[carmine hare]

your writinf broke jonah 👍

[tranquil walrus]

im not sure if i should even be proud

😭

[carmine hare]

yes LMAO 😭

[tranquil walrus]

his fault he read it 🙄

[errant palm]

Writings nice

But take care of Urself!

[tranquil walrus]

yeah i write when im super bored now and im tired lol

[errant palm]

Also pls don't break server members??? (If this is about Ash)

[carmine hare]

no??????

[tranquil walrus]

nonono its about

[errant palm]

O okay

Then we are good :)

[carmine hare]

JONAH IS AN ALTER OF OURS

[errant palm]

LMAO I SEE

[tranquil walrus]

one of off's alters

[errant palm]

LISTEN I AM

Still recovering from surgery okay

[carmine hare]

its oka

[tranquil walrus]

ITS FINE LOL

[carmine hare]

hes the uh

📹 male

[tranquil walrus]

male

[carmine hare]

camera male

[errant palm]

NEW MALE ARCHETYPE; CAMERA MALE AND IS IT BETTER THAN ALPHA??

[tranquil walrus]

BHBHSDBAHSB

[carmine hare]

NFNCJCJDJFNFNNF

CRYING RN

[errant palm]

Lmao

[tranquil walrus]

dont mind me just trying to change my banner

[carmine hare]

but yeah hes the 📹 proxy 😭😭😭

[carmine hare]

your banner its just blue to me

[tranquil walrus]

HELP

[carmine hare]

nvm the gif loaded

man

so sad nitro will end in three days

[tranquil walrus]

man

only got nitro for its banner tbh

i just wanted a cry of fear banner but now i have a layers of fear banner LOL

[carmine hare]

i mean what else would u buy nitro for 😭

[errant palm]

Tbh

I bought it for the emotes

[carmine hare]

and the emotes

[errant palm]

And the custom # tag

[carmine hare]

oh the tag i dont mind at all

[tranquil walrus]

my custom tag still staying as 2012

[carmine hare]

mine is just 0420

[errant palm]

I'm #0666 bc that's funny and objectively hilarious

[tranquil walrus]

2012 is the funn y reference to cry of fear/

but i might change it

to 2009

[carmine hare]

wonder why

might change mine to 1990 rn

[tranquil walrus]

boom

[carmine hare]

boom

[tranquil walrus]

1990 😭

[carmine hare]

stfu

[tranquil walrus]

whats this supposed to mEan

[carmine hare]

MAN

goodbye

cant just put 90 there

[carmine hare]

man i sure do have some automatic responses because this came out of me so automatically

[tranquil walrus]

😭

[carmine hare]

if the "ye" i gave rainy this morning wasnt enough 😭

[tranquil walrus]

i dont have automatic responses

BRUH MY ALARM WAS GOING OFF

AND I DIDNT KNOW

[carmine hare]

DAMN

[tranquil walrus]

😭

[carmine hare]

how can u not hear your alarm going off 😭😭

[tranquil walrus]

music

[carmine hare]

music was SO LOUD that u didnt hear it

on the first run i wrote heart

[tranquil walrus]

yes my music was so loud that i couldnt heart it in time

[carmine hare]

the heart was just to bully me wasnt it

[tranquil walrus]

yes

[carmine hare]

f u

[tranquil walrus]

see, this comes with the "dating cassie" package

[carmine hare]

HELP

man i sure love the "dating cassie" package

[tranquil walrus]

HEPL

😭

"dating cassie" package

[carmine hare]

all u get from "dating henriksson" package is random automatic responses

[tranquil walrus]

ndsjkfjdv

[carmine hare]

and LOTS of spelling mistakes

first run wrote spellinf, second run spellint

[tranquil walrus]

HEL

[carmine hare]

man, writting fast is a curse

[tranquil walrus]

true

[crisp maple]

gm yall

[marsh orchid]

How does it moves?

[crisp maple]

in a w

[mortal wagon]

Omg I only noticed the dog now

So cute

[errant palm]

An actual king

[inner fjord]

Good morning good morning gooooooood morning!

I wield not the power to vanquish spammers, but if ever I spy one, I will be sure to summon the guard! ⚔️

[errant palm]

Thank you we appreciate it

[inner fjord]

😁 👍

[inner fjord]

My dream yesterday was cool and had lore and worldbuilding and today my dream was about sleeping

[errant palm]

Lmao

[sullen comet]

Sometimes you just get tired of dreaming, dream you also meeds some love

[mortal wagon]

Paradox 😳🤯🥶🥵 /j

[pseudo rivet]

What

[errant palm]

Twas a mistake

Ignore it

[pseudo rivet]

Oh

Okw

Good afternoon 👋

[inner fjord]

Good afternoon

[sullen comet]

Good afternoon!

Im melting

32 degrees celsius and it just keeps getting worse

[marsh orchid]

Good afternoon people

[pseudo rivet]

Here it's going on 36C° nice to meet ya

[inner fjord]

Hmm lemme think 32 F is 0 C, so 32 C must be...a lot?

[pseudo rivet]

89,6°F

[carmine hare]

39°C

[inner fjord]

Oh pffft that's nothing. That's a nice summer day. Too cold to go swimming, but good weather for being outside and snacking on water melons.

[carmine hare]

102,2 °F for others

[marsh orchid]

That is hot

Here is -3 °C

[carmine hare]

damn

[manic crystal]

-7°C feels sorta warm

[marsh orchid]

Depends if there is wind ig

[carmine hare]

honestly i prefer the cold

[marsh orchid]

And if it is moist or dry cold

[manic crystal]

o there sure is wind.

[inner fjord]

It's like 25F over here

[errant palm]

25 whole freedom units?

Wow!

I say, before melting into the background again

[tranquil walrus]

man its 6°C here 🙁🙁

[carmine hare]

i miss winter istg

[inner fjord]

Winter's too cold and summer's too hot, we don't get spring where I'm at so all I have is fall

[wraith narwhal]

Winter's fun because there's snow
Summer's fun beacause there's water
Spring is cool because there's flowers
and fall is also cool because my birtday B)

[carmine hare]

actually here we dont have beach

[errant badge]

winter right now isnt fun aint got snow here we just got freezing tempertures

[marsh orchid]

It is raining too much during fall
It is too cold during winter
It is raining too much during spring
It is too hot durning summer

[tawny schooner]

i agree

[crisp maple]

Good afternoon my fellow heatsufferer!

Now the sun is setting and outstanding 3° just dropped!

[tranquil walrus]

what the fuck

[carmine hare]

here it was like 39° but felt like what, 45°?

[errant badge]

wish it was hot here but im stuck with 30 degrees F

[tranquil walrus]

haha england is So fucking cold

6°C?
man it became -3°C last night

[carmine hare]

man id love to live in england

[tranquil walrus]

and be a refrigerator

[carmine hare]

yes

i really prefer the cold

[tranquil walrus]

wow 😭

[carmine hare]

i just really love winter instead of summer 😭

[crisp maple]

im sad bc in 2 hours im watching my team play

and its almost -20 there

looking at that snow will make me angy

[pseudo rivet]

Something is wrong with my discord and it's affecting the server

Like, in my phone

[tranquil walrus]

what

[carmine hare]

whats the problem lol

[pseudo rivet]

The name isn't appearing

The mods blue and yellow names

And the pink ones

[sullen comet]

I just did something irresponsible and now im sad

[carmine hare]

huh

[pseudo rivet]

And rainy one isn't appearing too

Oh wait it's loading

[sullen comet]

I was supposed to dm my campaign today at six, so i decided to take a quick power nap, it was at 6pm, so i lay down at 5, and when i look at the clock its already 8

[pseudo rivet]

O god

[sullen comet]

That happens to me when my internet is slow lol

[pseudo rivet]

Me doing anything:

[carmine hare]

should have set an alarm

[pseudo rivet]

It's okay, this happen

[pseudo rivet]

Yes

Alarm help me to not sleep

[tranquil walrus]

yeah uh that happens

[errant palm]

Don't feel guilty about resting.

[tranquil walrus]

its nothing to be scared of

[sullen comet]

Yes, in retrospect i should have probably set an alarm

[errant palm]

Speaking off

[pseudo rivet]

Like i have a huge problem with sleeping when I have some kind of responsibility

I go like

[crisp maple]

incorporate it to the campaign!

[pseudo rivet]

Too pressure then sleep

Anxious* ig thats the name

[tranquil walrus]

i should eat

i just spoke my mind i do that a lot sorry lol

[crisp maple]

"phd fell under the snoring spell and got separated from the party, whos coming back to rescue the poor guy?"

[tranquil walrus]

lmfao

[sullen comet]

Small problem, im the dm

[crisp maple]

lol for some reason i read "supposed to dm my dm"

well, rescheduling is the way it seems!

[pseudo rivet]

Im sorry but what is dm exactl?

[crisp maple]

direct message or dungeon master

[pseudo rivet]

Ohh

[sullen comet]

In this case dungeon master

[crisp maple]

so i read phd was supposed to dungeon master his direct messages

[sullen comet]

Or direct message my dungeon master

[remote socket]

discord moderator

[sullen comet]

Cant say i've ever seen it used as that but... i guess that too lol

[crisp maple]

ok, quick question for the anime nerds

if i start tokyo ghoul re without watching root a, will i lose some context or can i just skip that thing?

ive read its an original arc with nothing to do with the manga but still

[inner fjord]

Oof Imma be honest my dm slept through when a session was supposed to be. I thought it got cancelled and everyone forgot about me so I didn't get the memo again. I might've cried a little. 😅
But we did get to play like 5 hours later :D

[inner fjord]

Also Danger Mouse :')

[wraith narwhal]

I zoned out so badly

and this is what I came back to when I ""woke up""

[crisp maple]

Does raz eat razpberries?

[sullen comet]

Doggo in her throne

[tranquil walrus]

🔦 She rules all

🔦 I think anyways

[crisp maple]

oh shes resting on the fur of her enemies

a terrifiying queen

[tranquil walrus]

🔦 I am scared of this dog

[pseudo rivet]

I wish I have a dog :(

Maybe a Golden Retriever, but I have no space in my home

[tranquil walrus]

🔦 I have a dog

🔦 Her name is Woofy, she's a German Shepherd if I remember correctly?

[pseudo rivet]

German shepherd? Never heard of that one

[carmine hare]

📞its "pastor alemão" in portuguese lol

[pseudo rivet]

Oh

Rlly?

[carmine hare]

📞i think so

[pseudo rivet]

I thought shepherd was that famous doctor surname

Derek shepherd something like that

[carmine hare]

📞 .... der--

📞 yeah no its not only a surname

[pseudo rivet]

It's Derek Right?

[carmine hare]

📞 i cant even spell his name hold on

📞 idk lemme search

📞 yes its derek

[pseudo rivet]

It's Derek

Ig

Oh

[carmine hare]

📞 but yeah shepherd its not only a surname or whatever it actually means

[tranquil walrus]

🔦 Yeah, Shepherd has a lot of meanings

[sullen comet]

Indeed she is, all my friends are scared of her, because she goes straight for the kill when she dislikes someone

Goes right for the achilles heel

[crisp maple]

my experiences with dogs are fine ig

just once my father got bitten by a stray dog and we got apprehensive

but all the rest was cute woof woofs

[tranquil walrus]

🔦 I, uh, I always got nervous when it came to getting a dog because I was scared of having the responsibility. Now I have a dog that I love very much

[sullen comet]

Dude, i just rolled a d100 and got a 2🙂

[crisp maple]

probabilities sometimes like to prank

[sharp field]

I used to be scared of dogs

Then I started to go nice with the bigger ones too

And then my aunts dog attacked me 💀

And the process had to be repeated

[sullen comet]

Im actualy surprised no one said "wat da dog doin" maybe humor realy is evolving

[sharp field]

Wat da dog doin

[tranquil walrus]

🕯 If I genuinely have to be honest, I used to be scared shitless of dogs when I was a kid

[carmine hare]

📞 i have trauma of dogs

[tranquil walrus]

🕯 My mom thoug

🕯 Wait.

[carmine hare]

📞 adam

📞 shall we change subject

[tranquil walrus]

🕯 Uhm

🕯 Yeah

[carmine hare]

📞 anyways i had a cat

📞 her name was just cat

📞 couldnt bother myself to name her

[tranquil walrus]

🌿 stop that just reminds me mark named his dog woofy

[carmine hare]

📞 PLEASE

[tranquil walrus]

🔦 SHE WOOFS. END OF CONVERSATION.

[carmine hare]

📞 DOGS DO THAT

[tranquil walrus]

🔦 Yeah, that's why I named her Woofy

[carmine hare]

📞 i called my cat 'cat' and yet i judge mark for calling his dog woofy

[tranquil walrus]

🔦 Woofy was a cool dog but she got us a few noise complaints

[carmine hare]

📞 all my cat gave me was scars

[tranquil walrus]

🔦 We know what happened to my cat

[carmine hare]

📞 your sister stole your cat

[tranquil walrus]

🔦 :(

🔦 That's why I hate her

[carmine hare]

📞 couldnt she get a cat for herself instead of stealing yours? 💀

[tranquil walrus]

🔦 No

🔦 Apparently not

[errant palm]

Wait no that's a bear

[tranquil walrus]

🔦 That is a bear

🔦 A large bear

[carmine hare]

📞 bruh wait i had two cats

📞 and i called both 'cat'

[tranquil walrus]

🔦 ??

🔦 They were both called cat?

[carmine hare]

📞 YEAH

[tranquil walrus]

🔦 Wow

[carmine hare]

📞 I RWALLY COULDNT BOTHER MYSELD TO NAME THEM

[tranquil walrus]

🔦 I think I let Cesar name my cat??

[carmine hare]

📞 woah

[tranquil walrus]

🔦 I think so anyways

[carmine hare]

📞 hes not here to confirm it

📞 wait where tf is he

📞 nvm hes just talking w eve

📞i mean, jonah

[tranquil walrus]

🕯 Eve lol

[carmine hare]

📞 i got used calling him by eve, cant blame me

[tranquil walrus]

🔦 I remember getting a few noise complaints not even relating to the dog and I got confused

[carmine hare]

📞 i

[tranquil walrus]

🔦 Neighbours are awful

[carmine hare]

📞 was any of the noise complaints about smth hitting the wall or

[tranquil walrus]

🔦 One was, yeah

[carmine hare]

📞 mark

📞 you cant say that to me

[tranquil walrus]

🔦 One was about me yelling too

🔦 I'm just saying the neighbours are awful because they could just hear you talk and then file a random noise complaint

[carmine hare]

📞 true actually

📞 i did live on an apartment once but

📞 it was w uh

📞 her

[tranquil walrus]

🌿 apartments suck because a lot dont let you have pets

[errant palm]

It's true

[carmine hare]

📞 true

[errant palm]

I wish I could own a pet but alas

[carmine hare]

📞 i had to leave my cats because of the apartment

[tranquil walrus]

🔦 Yeah, uh, I had to let Sarah look after my dog after the noise complaints. I think I was the reason the apartment block had a strict "No pets" rule

[crisp maple]

i liked my previous apartment bc of the no-pet rule

nowadays i have my own natural alarm called neighbors' doggo

[crisp maple]

or at least the animals were polite i was too young to remember if such rule existed

[tranquil walrus]

🕯 So glad I do not own an apartment

[carmine hare]

📞 im sorry? 🤨

[tranquil walrus]

🕯 What

[carmine hare]

📞 nvm

📞 wait where tf u live

[tranquil walrus]

🕯 I have no clue, all I know is that we have a house

[carmine hare]

📞 i wouldnt be surprised if u said u live in a car

[tranquil walrus]

🕯 I do though

[carmine hare]

📞 man

[tranquil walrus]

🕯 Sometimes

🕯 I sometimes sleep in the car

[carmine hare]

📞 cause jonah kicks u out of the house?

[tranquil walrus]

🕯 Yeah

[carmine hare]

📞 wait

📞 i was joking but now im intrigued

[tranquil walrus]

🕯 He doesn't actually

[carmine hare]

📞 ok good

[tranquil walrus]

🕯 I don't think he does?

🕯 I just choose to sleep in the car lol

[carmine hare]

📞 if he ever does im gonna bet its because of a couple fight 💀

[tranquil walrus]

🕯 Yeah, probably

[carmine hare]

📞 if he does have the courage to kick u out

[tranquil walrus]

🕯 Hey, I stole the house I don't think I can be kicked out of my own house

[carmine hare]

📹 Yeah right

[tranquil walrus]

🕯 But I don't think I can

[carmine hare]

📹 Well the house is not even ours since you stole it, so I can kick you out

[tranquil walrus]

🕯 It's my house??

[carmine hare]

📞 ((may i remind that this is just a talk about their source and not real))

[carmine hare]

📹 Did you pay for it???

[tranquil walrus]

🕯 My house, MY rules, man. Rule one is I can't be kicked out of my own house

[carmine hare]

📹 Dude since when this is a rule.

[tranquil walrus]

🕯 Now

[carmine hare]

📹 No

📹 I'm gonna leave the house then

[tranquil walrus]

🕯 Wow??

🔦 I'd leave the house too if there were rules

[carmine hare]

📹 See, he agrees with me

[tranquil walrus]

🕯 Nahh

[carmine hare]

📹 I'm not staying if you keep putting random rules in the house like that, man

[tranquil walrus]

🔦 I don't think he appreciated the house rule insults

[carmine hare]

📹 Man

[tranquil walrus]

🔦 Gang

[carmine hare]

📞 gang

[tranquil walrus]

🔦 I miss the apartment sometimes

[manic crystal]

On it, thanks

[carmine hare]

np

[orchid monolith]

Ok, weird things are happening 😳
I get pinged when someone @s Moderator of the Lake.
Did I miss something and become a mod? 😆🤣

[carmine hare]

woah cheshire became a mod

[errant palm]

Cheshire could I pls have my mod role baxo

Back

Pings aren't working for me

😔

[orchid monolith]

I hope not, ngl.
I'd be shit as a mod.
And lol Damy, I promise I didn't steal it

[errant palm]

Lmaoo

Ye no I don't know what the fuck is up w/ discord

But I'm not happy about it

[carmine hare]

somehow discord for mobile got outdated or smth, since now we cant really uh, update server profile as we used to

it doesnt show the option to change banner n bio, so now we're stuck w this water banner........

but pings still work, so thats fine

[errant palm]

Lmao wtf

[wraith narwhal]

Damn did they forgor to update their app

[remote socket]

good morning yall

[remote socket]

lmao

[inner fjord]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/562276000143245312/933853761036771388/01-19-22_4-04-23_PM.png

[errant palm]

Mood

[sullen comet]

How you guys doing?

Im just watching a guy doing an incredible feat

https://youtu.be/XXRuTbaWD3A

[errant palm]

https://youtu.be/5kkGaF2vs8o if ur interested in any radiance this video is really cool

[wraith narwhal]

I can't wait for February

[errant palm]

What's happening in feb!

[wraith narwhal]

Valentine's day where I'll binge watch something on netflix eating fries and making sure I don't accept any Valentine letters because I know nobody really likes me that way 😎

[alpine mason]

excuse me you mean clears throat friendship day

[errant palm]

I simply don't celebrate consumerist holidays

[stark trellis]

Silksong news,maybe

[errant palm]

O ye the nvidia leak?

[stark trellis]

Valentines day aka pink tompouces day

[errant palm]

Nvm

I'm a firm valentines day enjoyer now

Gimme rhe tompouce

[stark trellis]

You have to wait
Not Feb yet

[errant palm]

:(

[wraith narwhal]

One tompouce changes a man

[errant palm]

Ir really really does

[tawny schooner]

uhh

<@&358613639554400258>

[stark trellis]

Thank you for the ping :D

[errant palm]

Thanks !

[remote socket]

bot?

[errant palm]

Very!

[remote socket]

woop

[crisp maple]

Discord notifications decided to work fine today
Exactly when i was having lunch, but fine

[errant palm]

Lmaoo

That's good at least

[inner fjord]

How's it going?

[remote socket]

oh no

[pseudo rivet]

Oh my god. I was playing RE5 Mercenaries and got SS by accident

I'm just :V

[remote socket]

gg

[pseudo rivet]

I thought the max was S 👁️ 👁️ time to do everything again-

[mortal wagon]

I'll be having a mental breakdown from all the uni work I got to do lmao

But they'll give us an "elongated weekend", a 4 days weekend, so I'll hold on until then

[errant palm]

ELONGATED

Such a funny word

[mortal wagon]

Lmao 😭😭😭😭

[errant palm]

No but I hope you'll b alright

[mortal wagon]

Now I can't stop laughing at it

I hope

[inner fjord]

I love words for words like this

[mortal wagon]

Mom is sick so I have to take care of everyone for a month

I survived the first 2 weeks so far

But I barely have time to study

Or sleep

Or take care of myself

The bus driver called at 6 am to wake me up for my 8 am class

Bro what

He came to pick me up at 6:20 am

I arrived at 7:50 am

Because the roads were too trafficked and he had to pick too many students

I legit slept through two classes

I've never done that since high-school

Ofcourse I missed the lecture technically since I was sleeping lmao

Discrete math and logic sucks

I don't get it at all

It's so confusing

And physics class is even worse

As one classmate said, the professor takes a nap on the whiteboard lmao

She barely can explain anything properly

This is the second time she teaches me

Just like how my calc prof was the same for 2 years

I swear this uni is conspiring against me

[tawny schooner]

good one

[mortal wagon]

Lmao

[wraith narwhal]

Who is the said knight

And why are they hollow

[marsh orchid]

Maybw they forgor filling of knight

But if there is no filling in armor

Who promoted it to knight

[wraith narwhal]

Who promoted hollow as a knight

Why did you forgot fill it in with bug

[marsh orchid]

Isn't it good if someone forgot to add bugs into the game?

[crisp maple]

hollow knight actually is the tale of a self-taught programmer whos dealing with bugs bf releasing a game

never made a game myself, but needing to fight against a moth made of sunlight kinda keeps me away of programming

[stark trellis]

Hollow Knight is actually autobiographical, telling the tale of William and Ari creating Hungry Knight.

[marsh orchid]

Why is Knight Hungry

[stark trellis]

Friend died

That's it, that's the plot

[errant palm]

It's true

I was the friend

[stark trellis]

Doxxing Damy

[wraith narwhal]

Damy died?

Damn

[carmine hare]

woa damy is ded

[crisp maple]

then... whos talking

[errant palm]

Ye the surgery went bad

[marsh orchid]

How Damy can ban if died

[stark trellis]

Mods can always ban

Aaaaalwaaaaaays

[errant palm]

I'm currently stuck in hadestown

Working my afterlife away

Help

[stark trellis]

Way down
Hadestown
Way down under the ground

[alpine mason]

R.I.P

[errant palm]

Build the wall to keep the enemy out

The enemy is discord bots.

.. okay this was in reference to a song not a politician

I feel like I have to clarify

[stark trellis]

That's why we build the wall
We build the wall to keep us freeeee (from Discord bots)

It's true, the song predates All That

[errant palm]

O THANK GOD

OMAO

[stark trellis]

I think it was used in at least one political campaign, which totally missed the point

But yes, it's existed for longer than that

[marsh orchid]

Out!side! The! Wall!

[errant palm]

Titans b roaming

Or at least that's what I've been told

[marsh orchid]

So wall implies Titans?

[errant palm]

Uh mayne

I think titan can be a very relative term though yknow

There's a big difference between thanos and whatever AOT had going on

Purple is one such example

[stark trellis]

I just rule 7'ed myself XD

[marsh orchid]

But from what i heard
Outside the wall there are people

[stark trellis]

Propaganda

[errant palm]

Ye I mean kinda I guess!

[marsh orchid]

Who really love you

[errant palm]

But it's fiine

[stark trellis]

My dog loves me

[errant palm]

It's not like you went [redacted]

I think my cat likes me

But only if I have a blanket oj me

[marsh orchid]

This is what your cat wants you to think

[errant palm]

Lmaoo

[tranquil walrus]

in reality your cat actually wants to kill you but you dont know that yet, they want your trust

[stark trellis]

Cats be like
I hate you i dont care just feed me
WAIT NO DON'T LEAVE ME IM SORRY I LOVE YOU

Tsundere

[errant palm]

I like cats

[stark trellis]

It's true love, they just can't express it 9 out of 10 times

I

U

might like cats

[marsh orchid]

All cats are pettable if you have gloves

[stark trellis]

Maybe a lil bit

[errant palm]

[stark trellis]

[errant palm]

Party milo is so precious tbh

[stark trellis]

I love milo

[tranquil walrus]

litol milo

[marsh orchid]

Can you hold it for a while?

[stark trellis]

want to pet

[marsh orchid]

All cats are pettable

If you run fast enought

[remote socket]

just like mushrooms

[marsh orchid]

Most mushrooms don't move

[stark trellis]

Most

[pseudo rivet]

Mushrooms move?

[tranquil walrus]

loaf

[marsh orchid]

If you put a mushroom in your pocket it will move with you

[pseudo rivet]

Cience 🤌

[errant palm]

Yes

[stark trellis]

If I eat a mushroom it will move with me

Hmmm, mushrooms with peanut sauce

[crisp maple]

Where are these rooms and why are they mushing

[marsh orchid]

Backrooms

[stark trellis]

Eskew

[tranquil walrus]

who r rooms and why r they back 😥😥

[wraith narwhal]

who the fuck is texting me at this hour

[carmine hare]

me /j

[tranquil walrus]

me 😈

[carmine hare]

HONEY

[tranquil walrus]

im sorry 😭😭

[marsh orchid]

Honey is good for tea

[tranquil walrus]

im good for tea

[carmine hare]

oh i dont like honey

i mean

????

i dont like honey but i like my bf who i call honey

[tranquil walrus]

?,??????

[carmine hare]

.

[tranquil walrus]

OH

[remote socket]

you like honey but you dislike honey

interesting

[carmine hare]

yea

[tawny schooner]

egghorse

🥚

[wraith narwhal]

Okay now I know who's texting me

it was Amino group

[carmine hare]

amino???

[wraith narwhal]

yeah

the app

[carmine hare]

damn i stopped using amino a long time ago

[tranquil walrus]

amino 😥😥

[crisp maple]

Bro im surprised how bad funimation manages to be

Imma download the app but even the playstore reviews are awful

[errant palm]

I'm sorry I watch all my anime on [Redacted] for free

This actually isn't true^ i think most of mt anime consumption is probably on Netflix noe

Now*

Saves me needing to use 3 adblocks and a popup blocker

[crisp maple]

i primarly use crunchyroll since they have seasonal releases

[errant palm]

Ye makes sense

[crisp maple]

netflix needs you to wait for 7 years 🤡

[errant palm]

Except for Netflix originals like uh

checks notes

I think the komi anime Is a Netflix original?

[crisp maple]

they have the anime rights

but iirc the manga is almost finishing

[errant palm]

And the way of the househusband!!

Absolute banger she w

Show**

[crisp maple]

but i get all the waiting bc of dubbing and stuff

[errant palm]

O ye they push stuff out with all the options

At least here, usually.

[crisp maple]

powerpoints never made me happier

[wraith narwhal]

she w

[carmine hare]

she w

[inner fjord]

She walks in starlight

[tranquil walrus]

she w.

shew

😭😭

[errant palm]

Lmao ye so true

Ur not allowed to bully me I had surgery this week

Smh smh

Anyway

[crisp maple]

not bullying, i laughed hard watching that

[wraith narwhal]

S(he) overs(had)owed (sur)viellance sava(gery)

[worn valve]

S oversowed viellance sava

[inner fjord]

How are there so few drawings of meenlocks? They're such a cool monster. I need references for my own drawings.

[wraith narwhal]

Me: I wanna get a tattoo
Raz: what Tattoo?
Me: possibly a date. a date that I will remove once I get someone sips soda cutely
Raz: a date of expiration ;)

[tranquil walrus]

💫 Am. Am I supposed to get this or?

[carmine hare]

📞 idk how many timws i had to read that to understand

[wraith narwhal]

nah, it's just me talking to myself pretty much

[tranquil walrus]

💫 Huh

[wraith narwhal]

I'm unfunny I know it myself

[tranquil walrus]

💫 Sorry, I am an angel and I do not understand things as much so I do apologise if my reaction had made you think you are unfunny

[sullen comet]

So, i just got a plant whose latin name has the word "dysiterica" in it, does anyone want to take a guess as to why?

[alpine mason]

bcs its rhymes w dysphoria?

[sullen comet]

"Dysiterica" as in dysentery

[alpine mason]

oh lmao

[sullen comet]

Because if you eat the fruit in-natura it has laxative effects

[crisp maple]

It causes it?

Oh i see

Great meal!

[sullen comet]

Which apparently worsen when it ferments, so definetly dont wanna eat them off the ground

[alpine mason]

you shouldn't be eating anything off the ground tbh?

[crisp maple]

What about grass?

[sullen comet]

I mean, theres some fruits that taste good even off the ground

[crisp maple]

Potatoes****

[alpine mason]

i mean humans normally dont eat grass even vegans

yeah but you wash fruits normally before u eat them

no?

[inner fjord]

Carrots tho

[crisp maple]

The ground itself is pretty tasty

[sullen comet]

What do you mean they dont?

[alpine mason]

i saw that

[sullen comet]

....im sorry🥲

[tranquil walrus]

💫 Grass is unsanitary if you think about it

[crisp maple]

Ig everything is in some sense

I mean, germs everywhere

[sullen comet]

I mean, if its already fallen off the tree its probably started to ferment already

[tranquil walrus]

💫 Who would love to eat grass that a dog might have taken a dump in? Who would love to eat grass that you all walk on at least once a day? I definitely wouldn't.

[sullen comet]

But it smells so nice

[alpine mason]

i mean we all have some bacteria in us but i wouldnt eat a potato that i picked from the ground..XD

[tranquil walrus]

💫 Then you might have a problem if you think grass smells nice

[crisp maple]

Nutrients!

[alpine mason]

freshly cut grass does smell good tho

[sullen comet]

Where else would you pick a potato from? Lmao

[tranquil walrus]

💫 I have sneezed because of freshly cut grass. Pollen does not agree with me.

[crisp maple]

Grass smells nice but sometimes the smell is too strong ye

Once it rained right after the grass was cut near here and that thing was just awful

Good smell

But nose hurt

[inner fjord]

I've never encountered grass that smells too strong

Except for onion grass I suppose

Or lemon grass

No actually lemon grass is nice

Just onion grass

[tranquil walrus]

onion grass??

[wraith narwhal]

Don't be sorry, I always see myself unfunny :')

[tranquil walrus]

💫 Do not think of yourself so negatively

[inner fjord]

It smells like onions and I suspect also tastes like onions. I haven't tried though. It's supposedly edible.

[tranquil walrus]

💫 I bet the humans here find your jokes funny.

[inner fjord]

Good for stew

[wraith narwhal]

I guess

[inner fjord]

Beware of the bedbugs and good night!

[wraith narwhal]

goodnight

I think I won't sleep all night

[alpine mason]

Same

[urban osprey]

Hey fellas, I think I got sent a scam message

I'm posting in here b/c it had one mutual server and

You can prolly guess which

If discord really wanted to message me idk if they would DM me like this

Without any signifier that yup this is def them

[wraith narwhal]

Oh damn, i would ban them but I'm on phone :( but thanks for the report! Remember don't click suspicious links!

[urban osprey]

There's been way too many suspicious links going around these days to trust anyone

[errant badge]

can confirm that is a scam

[urban osprey]

That’s good to hear

[pseudo rivet]

My friend lost an account because "he wanted to see what happens"

Don't click sus links

[tranquil walrus]

🔦 Common sense

[remote socket]

bruh

[crisp maple]

bacon pancakes noises

now i wanna rewatch adventure time bc of this

[marsh orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/phoenix-wright-ace-attorney-capcom-hello-chat-discord-gif-20730171

[golden smelt]

Hi Phoneix

Hmm, looks like you mr. Phoneix

[errant palm]

Gm

[marsh orchid]

Yes they are and i am gonna take 21 of them

[errant palm]

Nice

[marsh orchid]

Do cabin have walls?

[errant palm]

Yes or else it wouldn't be a very good cabin

[marsh orchid]

Where are the walls?

[errant palm]

Uhm

We'll get back to you on that

:)

[tranquil walrus]

awesome!

[inner fjord]

Hello y'all

[errant palm]

o/

[inner fjord]

How are you feeling today?

[errant palm]

i am out of bed

and I hate it

No im alright

[inner fjord]

That's good :)

[errant palm]

but I will b going back to bed soon

[inner fjord]

I just woke up

[errant palm]

Makes sense!

I hope you'll have a nice day

[inner fjord]

Thank you 😊

[errant badge]

peak dragonmaid gaming

[marsh orchid]

Now thats a lot of dragons

[errant badge]

dragonmaids

[tawny schooner]

https://youtu.be/yMpa-i6CRMI

how can you carry a camera and still run this fast

[remote socket]

it's called being talented

[marsh orchid]

Cameraman drinked Swiftnesspotion

Or

Cameraman isn't human being

insted cameraman is some magical being

[remote socket]

cameramutant

[tranquil walrus]

hes god or smth

[inner fjord]

The real question is, if he can run that fast why isn't he in the race?

[tawny schooner]

TRUE

[tranquil walrus]

FR

he just doesnt want to participate

he wants to feel like hes in the race

[mortal wagon]

Plot twist: the winner of the race gets promoted to camerman

[sharp field]

His power is too big

[inner fjord]

Lol

[marsh orchid]

Buffed battle droid

[errant palm]

Lmao

Nicr

[inner fjord]

Some doodles

[carmine hare]

i see a cube

[inner fjord]

Indeed

[crisp maple]

loved the mouse

[wraith narwhal]

love the axe

[inner fjord]

Thanks :>

I'm honestly unsure myself what some things are

[rotund sundial]

HIIIII

HOW ARE UD GUYS

[sullen comet]

Love the lemon half

[carmine hare]

📞 hello

[rotund sundial]

hiowo

[tranquil walrus]

🔦 Uh, hi

[rotund sundial]

i love u

[carmine hare]

📞 what

[rotund sundial]

😲

any

im hungry

[inner fjord]

Hi hungry I'm dad

[tranquil walrus]

🔦 Love the dad joke

[carmine hare]

📞 LMAO

[rotund sundial]

carozo

i want

hi dad

[rotund sundial]

why use 🔦 📞

deltarun

[carmine hare]

📞 brb i have a message here lemme kust

[rotund sundial]

🏂

[inner fjord]

Thanks

[carmine hare]

📞nvm i dont, its a proxy used for system

[tranquil walrus]

🔦 Believe it or not, I find dad jokes funny

[rotund sundial]

rol?

https://tenor.com/view/frog-chill-gif-18325010

[carmine hare]

📞the emoji in the beginning of our messages are tags used by system alter's ((DID)) to differentiate who's talking lol

[inner fjord]

One of my friends keeps dad joking me so I can't use complete sentences around him.
"Whatcha up to?"
"I'm just reading."
"Hi just reading I'm dad."

I have to shorten my sentences to "Just reading."

[rotund sundial]

HAHA but name says all

u are bythorne

[carmine hare]

📞 what

[tranquil walrus]

🔦I think I'm destined to be a dad if I laugh at dad jokes when they should be completely awful

[rotund sundial]

funny

cowboy

[wraith narwhal]

I'm feeling way better than before :)

[rotund sundial]

nice!

[inner fjord]

That's good

Does you face hurt?

[rotund sundial]

what happened

[wraith narwhal]

not really? I just had a fever is all XD

[inner fjord]

cuz it's killing me

[carmine hare]

📞 damn

[rotund sundial]

haja

[wraith narwhal]

my muscles still feel a little weird, as if there's some low voltage going through them

and it's like... tickling

[inner fjord]

Oh sorry that's strange

Interesting, I mean

[rotund sundial]

damn is my girlfriends name

[carmine hare]

📞 what

[rotund sundial]

i asked her name

and says damn

[carmine hare]

📞 huh

[rotund sundial]

huh

https://tenor.com/view/frog-chill-gif-18325010

[inner fjord]

What's that word that means slide over sneakily?

[rotund sundial]

best gif

[inner fjord]

It's "sidle".
Crisis averted.

[tranquil walrus]

🔦 That is a word I didn't know existed

[inner fjord]

I learned it from Seinfeld

[carmine hare]

📞 sorry i dont think i understood it 😭

[inner fjord]

No worries

[alpine mason]

Damn that one Korean actor who keeps dissapearing has something similar with my father

[carmine hare]

📞 am i allowed to laugh

[alpine mason]

yeah...XD?

[carmine hare]

📞 lmao im sorry

[alpine mason]

its okay i deserve it.XD

[tranquil walrus]

🌿 me and you

🌿 my father has smth similar to that actor too

[carmine hare]

📞 please im feeling so bad for laughing

[tranquil walrus]

🌿 I LAUGHED

😭😭

[alpine mason]

lmao

im gonna have smth similar w player 69 soon

[tranquil walrus]

🤨

[sullen comet]

You'l both.... die?

[alpine mason]

yes

[inner fjord]

um

[alpine mason]

i mean we all do eventually but look

existential dreads kicking in

[inner fjord]

Someone dragged in a ridiculous amount of dirt and guess who has to try and vacuum it

[sullen comet]

I need to fix up my playlist

Im listening to along comes mary, and then when that ends funky cold medina starts playing

And apparently i have a song called "bitch like that" on my playlist, and i have 0 idea on how that ended up there

[alpine mason]

lmao