🛖｜the-cabin

[errant badge]

i warned you

and you too

but nobody listens

[remote socket]

you mean like

everyone listens to it

[tawny schooner]

https://youtu.be/D-Y7K5axpBQ
reminded me of the convo about snake oil salesmen that was here once

[crisp maple]

My neighbors are enjoying the sunny day in the pool and dropping the bass with awful songs

Again, i just cant stand summer

[marsh orchid]

Friemd

[crisp maple]

Thx, im smiling in the stupidiest way possible

[sullen comet]

Fremd!

[tranquil walrus]

📽 Friend :]

[carmine hare]

📞 fremd

[sharp field]

Jokes apart this is weirdly cute

[wraith narwhal]

I finally finished sketching.. for today 😎

[errant palm]

Also friend

[wraith narwhal]

Frien shaped

[sullen comet]

Frend with diamond shaped tail

[wraith narwhal]

Fren

[mortal wagon]

A fish that likes to be fetched. That's wild.

I am so confused

It's pop songs covers/medley and some dude who talks like It's the end to a YouTube video

What's the context

[errant badge]

the context is its the worlds terrible song uploaded on youtube

undertale the musical

[mortal wagon]

Wait undertale has a musical?????

[errant badge]

most people never touch it so i turned into an mp3 and titled it DONTPLAYME

[errant badge]

a cringy animated one that you just heard

[mortal wagon]

The mental image I got from that is a nightmare

[errant badge]

exactly why i said dont play me in the title

[mortal wagon]

I thought it was just some dude who decided to medley popular pop songs and have fun or something

[crisp maple]

I had a pizza party and now im heavy

Excellent day to pack my bags

[errant palm]

I hope the pizza was tasty!

[crisp maple]

It sure was

[errant badge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3a_JIr1Awc

[crisp maple]

DAMMIT

Why do i laugh to this kind of stuff

[errant palm]

LORD FOOG

Also is bf 2042 that bad

O no

[mortal wagon]

That one Spanish royal family from the 1700s:

Speaking of weird things to laugh at, I've been laughing at these for 3 days

The low quality, the way he's laying beside trashcans, the weird proportions, the blood that looks like ketchup, the non-existent facial features/expressions. Masterpiece.

The jotaro one where he's just...small...unlike himself, it's too hilarious.

And this

I remember I found it as an emote in another server and it was called "GOD"

[crisp maple]

Kira laying on the floor sure is a good jojo pose

[carmine hare]

[crisp maple]

Also, behold jimmy five koichi

[mortal wagon]

Comedic genius, chef kiss, 10/10

[carmine hare]

lmao thx

[mortal wagon]

I don't get the reference 🗿

[crisp maple]

Thats ok i thought basically no one beside brazilian jojo fans would get

[carmine hare]

o I think images that aren't in English will get deleted or smth?

because its against the rules?,, dont remember

[mortal wagon]

I thought that only applied to main channels?

I'll delete it if that applies here though

[carmine hare]

this is the main channel?

i mean

the channels in the rusty lake topic are the main channels iirc

so everything can be in order, iirc the only channels that can speak other languages are, well, the language channels, help channels and whatever

[mortal wagon]

Mr. Parrot, you're a mod right? What do you think?

[carmine hare]

he's been typing for minutes now

but if i remember that's what damy said

[mortal wagon]

Yeah I'm worried 🗿

[crisp maple]

Yeah, since us mods need to... uh, moderate the server it helps us if the channels besides the help ones remain only in english

[mortal wagon]

Ok I'll remove it

[crisp maple]

I was giving context for the koichi stuff but had to change topics XD

[mortal wagon]

Lmao

[carmine hare]

lmao

[mortal wagon]

That's when copy paste comes in hand

I get the pose thing but I don't know the boy on the right

I assume he's from some setcom or something

The picture gives strong setcom vibes

[crisp maple]

So, monicas gang is the most famous comic here in brazil and it got a live action

[carmine hare]

.

oh its monica?

the image

[crisp maple]

And the kiddo playing jimmy five struck a jojo pose for the movie poster

[mortal wagon]

On purpose or a coincidence?

I can't decide which one would be funnier

[carmine hare]

oh wait that's cebolinha---

[crisp maple]

I like to think hes a jojo fan

[mortal wagon]

Isn't he too young 🗿

Imagine a 12 yo seeing that one Mohammed Avdul and Joseph scene

Grounded for a year

No phone or computer

[pseudo rivet]

HES NOT BALD >:[ WHY

[carmine hare]

i think it'd be weird seeing a bald kid with only 5 strands of hair

[pseudo rivet]

The word gang is so funny

[mortal wagon]

Um...shigichi exists

[pseudo rivet]

Shhahhaja that would be fantastic

[crisp maple]

OH SHIT i was scrolling thru my gallery looking for the koichi edit and found weird jojo fanarts

[pseudo rivet]

In a certain way XD

[crisp maple]

Burn this fandom pls

[carmine hare]

i have no idea what that is

but i mean like

[mortal wagon]

Yes please

On god they're one of the worst fandoms ever

[carmine hare]

he has 5 strands of hair to the air

[mortal wagon]

The metal community takes the cake for the worst

So jojo fans aren't the worst

[pseudo rivet]

Yes, he put hair gel

[carmine hare]

_ \ | / _ like this yk

[mortal wagon]

But they're pretty bad

[carmine hare]

the _ died there

[mortal wagon]

Most contradicted, insecure people ever

[pseudo rivet]

Lmao so accurate

[mortal wagon]

"JOJO ISN'T GAY!!!!!"
Proceeds to make memes about how gay it is

Why do they even care if it is or not lmao

They have the worst taste in characters

Imagine thinking speedweed is a good character

They have a bad tatse in parts

They have a bad tatse in jojos

[crisp maple]

FOUND IT

[mortal wagon]

They never take serious stuff in it seriously and make memes out of literally anything and the memes aren't even funny

[wraith narwhal]

Whose kid is this

[mortal wagon]

That actually works

Live action Koichi

[carmine hare]

here, have cebolinha

[mortal wagon]

My hair when I don't take a shower for a week:

[crisp maple]

I got too deep into anime fandoms that i dunno whats a meme and whats ppl seriously talking

[mortal wagon]

Lmao

Someone made a legit YouTube video about why speedweed is a good character

[crisp maple]

Every jojo opinion is like that "racist zoro" stuff

[mortal wagon]

Bitches legit like that dude

[crisp maple]

It starts making sense after hearing it 47289402 timws

[mortal wagon]

What is this hidden anime lore

I'm still at "zoro loses the way all the time hahaha" memes

I've been into anime since like 2014

[crisp maple]

Fun fact: every single brazilian kid rp'ed this guy in the shower at some point

[mortal wagon]

But I avoid the communities

So I'm so oblivious

[crisp maple]

Just throw it on reddit, there is so much stuff thatll flood the chat

[carmine hare]

wh

[wraith narwhal]

And please speak in English only, thanks

In the main chats

[carmine hare]

chata

[mortal wagon]

Speaking of people getting lost, I found this meme and it cracked me up

[wraith narwhal]

Just a reminder though since you asked someone if they're from Brazil 😉

[carmine hare]

evangelion had me crying

[pseudo rivet]

What is basil

[carmine hare]

basil is a character.

[pseudo rivet]

Ohh

Let me chek

[crisp maple]

Havent watched the lost dude anime, already know that he prolly is a depressed kiddo

I mean, he remained big rei

[pseudo rivet]

Yes

I'm no leaf

:[

[carmine hare]

leaf?

[crisp maple]

And a weird brow character too

[mortal wagon]

I remember watching Renna ½ as a kid and I remember the lost dude was a huge simp

[crisp maple]

Almost forgot about his existence

[pseudo rivet]

I'm a human being :D

Or an aaaaalien

[wraith narwhal]

Again, it's a reminder Sooo

[mortal wagon]

I might rewatch it one day

[carmine hare]

[pseudo rivet]

Is this Omori?

[carmine hare]

it is.

[pseudo rivet]

Oooh

Basil is that leaf being right?

Made of fowers

[carmine hare]

...leaf being-

basil is the kid with flower crown.

[crisp maple]

Basil is oregano, jon

[pseudo rivet]

OOOOOOHHHHH

OMG

[crisp maple]

And seemingly the name for a lot of characters

[pseudo rivet]

So basil is---

I have basil at home D:

Ill do orégano ahsjahahahaha

searches what is that

[carmine hare]

this is basil.

[crisp maple]

Manjericao** always confuse them

[carmine hare]

dogsil

[pseudo rivet]

Ohhhh

Manjericão = orégano?

Are these English words let me see

[carmine hare]

bruh?

[crisp maple]

Oregano is... oregano lol

[pseudo rivet]

Oregano is made of what?

[crisp maple]

Basil is manjericao

[carmine hare]

these are literally portuguese words

[pseudo rivet]

Ohhh

[crisp maple]

And enough translating we have google

[pseudo rivet]

I thought it was like "camera" or "banana"

Like similar names

Nice

Ohhh Spanish

Ratata

[carmine hare]

bruh.

[pseudo rivet]

Lmao

[crisp maple]

Ye spanish is pretty close to portuguese

Speaking of pokemon, does anybody still play pokemon go?

[pseudo rivet]

I never played

A "friend" of mine played and finished all existing old pokemon

[crisp maple]

Im thinking of reinstalling it but it takes so much space and i dont wanna delete stuff for the same game from 2016

[pseudo rivet]

Me neither

[crisp maple]

Its in my wishlist iirc

But nowadays im all on puzzles and crosswords

[pseudo rivet]

I haaaaaaate pokemon because it addictive, I have never did pokemon because self preservation is a priority

Have you ever played the colours puzzles

Like, BLUE, GREEN, RED, BLACK, PINK and YELLOW

I have all of them, I finished blue :/

Yes

Do you like resident evil?

I know almost everything from the saga

Waaa

[crisp maple]

Arent these pokemon versions?

[pseudo rivet]

Yes it's 16+ I should've not lmao

[pseudo rivet]

No...

This is what im talking bout

14, resident evil is 16+

But I still love it ;-; when I get 16 I'll PLAY ALL OF THEM MUAHAHAHAHAHAA

[crisp maple]

Ooh, bart bonte is such a cool guy

[carmine hare]

oh i played those

[pseudo rivet]

Wha

[crisp maple]

I bought the steam collection

[tranquil walrus]

you dont have to avoid playing them?

[pseudo rivet]

No...

Luke yws

For now

I guess um I do love the saga but yeah

[carmine hare]

a lot of people break this age rule

[pseudo rivet]

Silent hill have poor storyline

Sorry 😔

Eh

[tranquil walrus]

silent hill 2 is fucking awesome

[pseudo rivet]

Um

[crisp maple]

Those are just recommended ages, ofc you can play all those games having just 10 yo

[pseudo rivet]

Oke im

Away

[crisp maple]

But well, better have a sane mind

[pseudo rivet]

Yeeees

[crisp maple]

And kiddos do not

[tranquil walrus]

like mr parrot said its just an age recommendation

[pseudo rivet]

My favourites are RE: Code: Veronica and RE: The Darkside Chronicles

[tranquil walrus]

you dont have to wait to be the recommended age to play it 💀

[pseudo rivet]

Naah

I already know like, the story and I don't really like the style

[tranquil walrus]

omori the GOAT fr i like it

[pseudo rivet]

It's a veey good game

But like yeaah

[tranquil walrus]

its

it means greatest of all time 💀💀

i actually had to search it up i forgor

[crisp maple]

The decade, being 2 yo

[pseudo rivet]

Nahh

Game awards

[tranquil walrus]

game awards was awful

like always

[pseudo rivet]

Resident evil welcome to racoon city, sucks too

It's awfully bad

[tranquil walrus]

bruh

[pseudo rivet]

Trust me. It has nothing to do with story

[crisp maple]

As for recent games i just really wanted to play it takes two

[tranquil walrus]

go away jonathan its a good fucking movie

[pseudo rivet]

?????

WESKER IS-

[pseudo rivet]

A FREAKING UGH

[crisp maple]

I have omori wishlisted but tbh i feel like i will doze off while playing

[tranquil walrus]

💀💀

[pseudo rivet]

THEY WENT FROM GOD WESKER TO AGH

And there are A LOT of errors

Like, the security service is supposed to get the samples and infect Birkin, not WESKER

:[ mad, want food

[crisp maple]

Oof slime pc

[carmine hare]

iirc images that aren't in english go against the rule.

[pseudo rivet]

You guys are having pcs? Lmao

Yess Mark

Oh no im in a rope things

I think we should report? Or we are against the rules

[carmine hare]

parrot is a mod anyway.

[pseudo rivet]

How does the rule applies? Mr pardot

[pseudo rivet]

Ah yes

[crisp maple]

Surely it could be edited so the text wasnt in spanish, but mark did the translation job so its fine
Bordelining, but fine

[pseudo rivet]

Ohhhh

[crisp maple]

Avoid it if possible so misunderstanding dont happen

[carmine hare]

i mean, that was what damy said.

[pseudo rivet]

Yessss

Umm

It's because like

Nah forget it

[carmine hare]

[pseudo rivet]

Nooooo OOOOOOOO

o

Silent hill

I have no idea OKE >:[

drama time its because when I was -6 months years old

Yes {:[

◖⚆ᴥ⚆◗

•́ ‿ ,•̀

[crisp maple]

🤫
Sorry needed to make a rl joke

[tranquil walrus]

silent hill is supposed to scare you 💀💀

[crisp maple]

But ye, silent hill

[pseudo rivet]

Whats that

[crisp maple]

Play it

[pseudo rivet]

Well, when iget older

[crisp maple]

A silent hill

[pseudo rivet]

I'm ANXIOUS to resident evil code veronica remake

I will finally see the glorious Alexia Ashford with good quality

[tranquil walrus]

everyones demanding a resident evil code veronica remake 💀

lmfao

[pseudo rivet]

Yeeeah, i want it, and i want it now

Omg but alexia ashford in this new movie was...

[pseudo rivet]

It was an insult to the queen's image

[crisp maple]

Well, knight hollow songsilk is to be released this year

[pseudo rivet]

It was this:

[tranquil walrus]

yeah it got cancelled before PT could even come out of demo stages 😕

PT was such a cool concept man

ofc they werent gonna cancel omori

[pseudo rivet]

THIS.

[tranquil walrus]

they were working on the games for ages iirc

[crisp maple]

Im bad with game intials so what does pt stands for?

[pseudo rivet]

Oh no my phone is 3%

[tranquil walrus]

playable teaser

thats legit what it means

lol

[crisp maple]

Oh lol thought it was a game

[tranquil walrus]

it is

PT is a silent hill remake

that got cancelled

[pseudo rivet]

It's the fifth climate warning I got in 1 hour, gtg get my shampoo

Umbrella***

[crisp maple]

Im pretty sure its not a nice time to be outside, even more if its raining

I dunno how where in the north-south axis youre located, but latam tends to be pretty stable when it comes to temperatures

I mean, equator line

But if the winter should go brrrr in your place, then yeah 30° is pretty awful

[pseudo rivet]

In 2050 its expecting to have no chocolate :(

[sullen comet]

Chocolate isnt even that good

[pseudo rivet]

:[

Yesss^^

[tranquil walrus]

ok somebody i can agree w

[crisp maple]

Ok, now you trespassed all the limits of the food laws

[pseudo rivet]

Agree with parrot >:[

[tranquil walrus]

i have a reason

[pseudo rivet]

Why

[crisp maple]

Im officially swinging the axe

[pseudo rivet]

Lmao

[tranquil walrus]

dairy makes me sick lol

[pseudo rivet]

Oh no

There is lactose free chocolate

[sullen comet]

Ok, i like bitter chocolate, the only good kind

[pseudo rivet]

I love bitter chocolate (not too much ofc)

[tranquil walrus]

its probably lactose intolerance 💀💀

[pseudo rivet]

I hate white chocolate

I prefer that red one

[crisp maple]

How much cocoa percentage?

Just a quick test

[sullen comet]

Like, zero sugar, zero milk, max cocoa possible

The face most people make when they taste chocolate at my house always reminds me of a quote from a series

[pseudo rivet]

They say "where the chocolate went"

[sullen comet]

"The sourness of the milk brings out the bitterness of the chocolate"
"THATS THE WORST PART OF BOTH"

[pseudo rivet]

Yes

[crisp maple]

What milk are you drinking and why the heck is it sour?

[pseudo rivet]

It gives you stomach hurt

[sullen comet]

Cheese

[crisp maple]

Phd i fear for your stomach and other organs

[sullen comet]

Ok thats too cursed

[pseudo rivet]

Wow

[sullen comet]

Charge your phone

[pseudo rivet]

My phone has been 0% for 3 mins

[tranquil walrus]

how the fuck is that possible

[crisp maple]

Actually i tried sausage with chocolate and its legit so good
So meat+cocoa=go eat it

[pseudo rivet]

My phone charges upside down

[sullen comet]

... i once tried sausage and ice-cream

[crisp maple]

I have mixed feelings about mexican food after i was basically forced to eat burritos with beans in my exchange

Those cooking classes birthed some monsters

[sullen comet]

But dont they got that mexican dog?

Why would they have a mexican dog if their food isnt mexican?

[crisp maple]

I took a trip to canada for an exchange and there were some cooking classes to learn:
Survival ball of grains! (My friend dropped all the salt of the room in it, had to eat)
Bean burrito! (Straight up bad)
Pancakes with fruits and ice cream! (Gud)
Another recipe i forgor! (
💀 💀 💀 )

Shouldve pinged this message, discord lagged

Its not really mexican food if you cant hear a mariachi playing everytime you take a bite

It was part of the program, i had some in my english course too bc it was a cool way to relax from the classes

Nooo, i miss my english classes actually

The common ones from school were kinda bad bc they leveled everybody from the bottom

But paying a english school prolly was the best investment i made in my life

Gonna be honest, the best way i found to learn music was trading info and knowledge with friends without having a teacher-student deal or something like it

At least for the basics

But after getting a little deep into music theory and techniques youll prolly need to find some professional advice

proceeds to 4 chords

I know the basics of music theory, but i have no coordination to do the finger stretchs or to locate ms in strings/keys

So i just gave up for now to focus on vocals

Im working on my hand coordination, so i wont overwhelm ms with lots of things bf properly being able to do them

[proper kelp]

I can't find user @MWalter.

[errant palm]

AAAAAAAA

.mute @bright harness 24h

[proper kelp]

MWalter#2077 was muted

[errant palm]

There

Consider this your one and only warning. The amount of rules you've broken in the last few hours is quite frankly astounding. And the way you talked by to moderation earlier does not fly.

[errant badge]

i think this is the only time i seen a bot used

i can see however the timeout feature being used a lot in the future

[errant palm]

The bots around

Doing a lot of work for me

Tbh I'm happy discord added a timeout feature

But dyno is much more convenient M

[sullen comet]

"Harveyzord 2.0"

What happened to 1.0?

The lake claimed him didnt it?

Them

[errant palm]

Yes

[sullen comet]

Oh

[errant palm]

I'm doing this publicly on purpose.

This is what happens when you come into my dms and start insulting me!

[carmine hare]

oh

[sullen comet]

Well, something bad happened in the muted channel

Oh, not quite

[errant palm]

Let that be a valuable lesson to you all

And good fucking riddance

[sullen comet]

Anyways, i felt way too tired to play hollow knight today, so i just chilled

[errant palm]

Hey you don't owe THat game your life

At least not yet.

[carmine hare]

yet!

[errant palm]

Yes that only becomes relevant

checks notes for p5

[sullen comet]

Thats a runescape meme

Or the other rune game

Idunno

[errant palm]

O that's a good meme

Like absolutely really solid

[pseudo rivet]

What happened?

[errant palm]

Someone got banned!

[pseudo rivet]

Oh.

[errant palm]

Fun stuff right

Anyway here

[pseudo rivet]

What is happening?

[errant palm]

Orbs are happening

[pseudo rivet]

My phone is dyeng

[errant palm]

Apparently

[pseudo rivet]

The pictures don't load

[errant palm]

It's all just orb anyway!

[pseudo rivet]

Her face is funny

[pseudo rivet]

Who is this ponder man

[errant palm]

This, however, is where I remind you not to be too spammy

One photodump is fine! But a series of them is quickly gonna clog up the channel

[worn valve]

That's all my orb memes anyway :)

[errant palm]

Lmao good timing then

[pseudo rivet]

If we do tap the stickerz

They automatically send?

[errant palm]

Don't be too spammy I say, as Ash starts spamming

Yep!

[pseudo rivet]

No it was the wong sticker

Wow

[carmine hare]

that's how stickers work

[errant palm]

An absolutely disaster recipe for like

Misclicking

[pseudo rivet]

Yes

[errant palm]

High stakes messages, those stickers

[pseudo rivet]

The mod is talking when suddenly "ZZZ"

[errant palm]

It's okay I bore myself sometimes too

[pseudo rivet]

Gus guys

Do you guys have those education channels in the tv?

[carmine hare]

i dont have tv lol

[pseudo rivet]

Ohh

I was remembering an old tv course thing

Called telecurso lmao

And they were speaking about like, water and yeah

And the water is scarce in the world, so they asked for people

If they use too much water daily

And one of them said

"I don't like water I prefer a juice"

[errant palm]

So true

LMAO

[carmine hare]

juice its just flavoured water

[errant palm]

I mean I dunno I can't blame them ig?

[pseudo rivet]

And it still go to tv normally lmao

[errant palm]

I don't think we have those sorts of channels hereM

??£

I think we have a few like documentary channels

[pseudo rivet]

Ohhh

[errant palm]

But I wouldn't necessarily call those "education"

More like informative entertainment

[pseudo rivet]

Here it's government open channel idk the name, they are free and talk about various stuff about school and yeah

[errant palm]

That's cool though

[pseudo rivet]

There are a lot of free channels in Brazil only for education there's 13 of them ig

[errant palm]

Not sure if it's impactful but it feels like a good play

Iirc we only have 3? Public broadcasting channels

[sullen comet]

Infotainment, the best kind

[errant palm]

Yes that's a good word

[pseudo rivet]

The plan is: people don't want to pay for closed channels and the open ones are the education/country ones

[errant palm]

Ye exactly^

[sullen comet]

You know what would be cool? A TV channel where you could send videos to be played in a nation wide broadcast

[pseudo rivet]

There is in Brazil

[errant palm]

Hahaha that'd b so funny tbh

[pseudo rivet]

There is a program called - idk the name

[errant palm]

For a certain fee they'll just play u stuff

[pseudo rivet]

Its in SBT! thats i know

Or record

[sullen comet]

Yeah, but like, a full TV channel, 24/7, not just one show

[pseudo rivet]

Naaaaaaah that would be super messy

[errant palm]

Yes.

[sullen comet]

And hella fun

[errant palm]

Feels like a fun art project

[pseudo rivet]

Imagine going like "hey watch my devil movie" or "o look at this banana"

[errant palm]

Ye pretty much though

That'd b the point

[pseudo rivet]

Unpredictable

[errant palm]

Of course that comes with certain risks

[carmine hare]

...and suddenly someone sends a rick roll and everyone gets rick rolled

[errant palm]

Like illegal video material

[pseudo rivet]

Once my tv got "hacked" and it showed a makeup video for hours

Like, when you connect you device to the tv, someone accidentally did this and my grandparents had to wait for us to comeback home lmao

[errant palm]

Lmao

Ye I've heard fastfood restaurant menus r often Bluetooth screens?

[pseudo rivet]

Have you ever watched Monica's gang

[errant palm]

Gonna hack into MacDonalds n rickrol the restaurant

I'm sorry I've never heard ofnit

Of it*

[pseudo rivet]

Monica, magali? Never?

I thought they were famous outside, its like chaves i guess

Its super famous here, you even get toilet paper with Monica's face

[carmine hare]

if he never heard of it then he never heard the names

[errant palm]

Sorry I'm more of an inside person

[pseudo rivet]

What movies are famous in your country?

Theres probably one right?, Here there are a looot of them

[errant palm]

I mean the Netherlands is a western country

So it's pretty standard

[pseudo rivet]

Oh no my mom is coming I'm go ing to sleep

[errant palm]

LMAO

Goodnight Ash

[carmine hare]

lol bye

[errant palm]

It's me, the mother

. Bed

[carmine hare]

oh no

damy gonna use .bed on everyone who's awake past bedtime

[errant palm]

Yes!!

[sullen comet]

.bed, you get timed out for 8 hours

[errant palm]

Yes and the bot starts singing u a lullaby

[carmine hare]

hold on don't use .bed on me yet im trying to find the little bitch making noises in my room

[sullen comet]

8 and a half hours so you can fall asleep and still get the 8 hours reccomended sleep

[pseudo rivet]

Alexia's lullaby and I sleep >:[

[sullen comet]

Im trying to find out how to make a TV channel

Apparently you get the equipment and then talk to the FCC

[errant palm]

#tv

[pseudo rivet]

Lmao omg

[pseudo rivet]

So, hi fcc so

My name is Jessica and i want a channel called "jessica tv shows"

[errant palm]

I mean we have a talk show in the Netherlands called "M"

Bc the hosts name starts with M

[pseudo rivet]

how

Lmao omg

[carmine hare]

...mister m

[errant palm]

It's not totally out of the question

[pseudo rivet]

And now, with you, the great, fantastic and amazing M :D

[errant palm]

One of the most famous if not the most famous dutch supermarket chain is called "Albert Heijn"

Which is just a dude name??

[sullen comet]

Albert?

[pseudo rivet]

In Brazil it's a symbolic name

"Guanabara"

[errant palm]

Yes LMAO

[pseudo rivet]

Ans also "Carrefour" but idk if it's from here

There are a lot of famous here ig but these are the top list

[sullen comet]

So thats what he did inbetween his talks with.... guy in da well

[pseudo rivet]

Oh no lmao

[sullen comet]

Whats his name? Dave

John?

Cena?

[pseudo rivet]

I think it's fong

Let me check

[sullen comet]

Greg?

[pseudo rivet]

Wait, the boy in the well from rl?

[errant palm]

Look at this dude

[pseudo rivet]

Nice

[sullen comet]

FRANK

[pseudo rivet]

He looks like-

[errant palm]

We actually do have Carrefour in Europa

[pseudo rivet]

President kadou? I think that's the name?

[errant palm]

I believe there's some chains in Belgium

[pseudo rivet]

Nice

[errant palm]

Not in the Netherlands though

[pseudo rivet]

There's carrefour everywhere in here

[marsh orchid]

No Carrefour for you

[pseudo rivet]

You cross the street? What's that? A carrefour

I once went to a shop where they send that doctor clothes

[sullen comet]

"Steals your carrefour"

[pseudo rivet]

That isn't a hospital... It's a city

[errant palm]

No

[pseudo rivet]

The hospital has everything, market, bank, everything

[sullen comet]

Anyways, i think thats my queue, goodnight!

[pseudo rivet]

What is queue?

[sullen comet]

Or cue

[pseudo rivet]

🥲

[sullen comet]

DANGIT

I got the two words confused

They sound the same

[pseudo rivet]

Ohhh

Don't eat glue

[errant palm]

The queue

[marsh orchid]

Why not?

[errant palm]

Phds bed is very popular

[pseudo rivet]

What

Bed?

[errant palm]

Ye there's a queue

Get it

I'm funny

[sullen comet]

Double entendre

[pseudo rivet]

🥲

I don't understandh

It was a joke?

[errant palm]

Yes

[pseudo rivet]

Ohh

[errant palm]

NO

[pseudo rivet]

OH NO YOU CAKED THE SERVER

Is caked a word?

[errant palm]

I could go for some cake rn

Yes I think so actually!

But not in the way you meant it

[pseudo rivet]

🥲 it means in stone form

[errant palm]

I think it's official definition is being hit with a cake in the face?

[pseudo rivet]

No its like

Hey i caked you your now a statue

"Jonh is caked"?

[errant palm]

Bah

I was wrong

(of a thick or sticky substance that hardens when dry) cover and become encrusted on (the surface of an object).
"his clothes were caked in mud"

It's early

[pseudo rivet]

You are learning Portuguese??? :D

[errant palm]

No

That's just

Ye I suppose that would be Dutch huh

[pseudo rivet]

:o

There's bah in brazil too

[errant palm]

Lmao I see

[pseudo rivet]

It means... It means...

No one have any idea

[errant palm]

I'm never going to learn Portuguese Ash!!

[pseudo rivet]

We just say it

[marsh orchid]

Dont sheep do Bah?

[errant palm]

Yes they would too

[pseudo rivet]

Maybe one day muahahahha malefic noises

[errant palm]

Tbh it was a typo but I just sorta rolled withbit

ItZ

[pseudo rivet]

I will create a machine and everyone will learn Portuguese hehehe

[marsh orchid]

Oh no

[errant palm]

We use "Bah" in Dutch as you would "ew" in English

[pseudo rivet]

Portuguesinator

[errant palm]

https://c.tenor.com/adK5lOFmpCIAAAAM/phineas-and-ferb-evil-plan.gif

[pseudo rivet]

Lmao i was thinking about him xd

[marsh orchid]

Quicly, remove all white coats from eeeee

Now Jonathan can't buil -Inator

[pseudo rivet]

It's already built.

[errant palm]

Ash came prepared

But it's okay everyone

[errant palm]

I have a solution

[pseudo rivet]

I want a white coat :(

[errant palm]

Hey guys

[pseudo rivet]

:A PLATYPUS

[marsh orchid]

If you don't have white coat -inator can't properly work

[pseudo rivet]

D:< MY PLANS ARE RUINED

[errant palm]

[pseudo rivet]

Spare me platypus ;-;

:u:

We can put emojis in the name?

[sullen comet]

Dan povenmire is the best

[errant palm]

Usernames? I thought that was a role think only

[pseudo rivet]

Role?

Im confui

Like the name

The username in discord

[sullen comet]

You can put emotes on discord roles and they show up besides a person's name

[pseudo rivet]

Niceeee aaaaa

[sullen comet]

Like this

[pseudo rivet]

Wheres the mask in my name?

:[ its broken

[pseudo rivet]

:o

[errant palm]

Yes thanks phd

[pseudo rivet]

I put a mask emoji

And its not showing up

[sullen comet]

Because you put it in your actual username, not your server nickname

[pseudo rivet]

Ohhh

I know I have one but... How do I change 🥲

[errant palm]

O wild

[pseudo rivet]

Nonono i know i know

Found the button

[errant palm]

This surely is something that's not going to be abused

.. granted I'm unsure how long this has been an option haha

[sullen comet]

Dangit, i cant use server emotes on my nickname

Lmao

[pseudo rivet]

:D yay

[pseudo rivet]

Y?

[errant palm]

LMAO that's what the role emojis r for

[pseudo rivet]

Ohh

[errant palm]

Probably bc server emotes aren't "universal"

The default ones are.

[sullen comet]

I was gonna make a joke where i change my name to "phd" as a joke

[errant palm]

LMAO

Phd u wanna make a joke

[pseudo rivet]

Yes but there is one final and last confirm

The blue name

Tam tam taaaam

[errant palm]

You should boost the server haha

[pseudo rivet]

Yeeeeees

[errant palm]

That would be soooo funny

[pseudo rivet]

Funny lmao

Laugh till tomorrow

Wait about the boosters

They go away?

Like after a month, in the server?

[errant palm]

Yes

[pseudo rivet]

Ohh

[errant palm]

If you buy separate booste they expire after a month

[pseudo rivet]

So if everyone stop boosting the server we can come back to level 0?

[sullen comet]

"How much is 12 +12?"
"24?"
"Yes! Congrats! Thats how long you get muted for for impersonating a mod dum dum"
"Wait wha-"

Thats a funny joke

[errant palm]

You get 2 free boosts with nitro

Those stick around

[pseudo rivet]

Forever?

[errant palm]

Yep! It's really unfortunate

[pseudo rivet]

Oh no

[errant palm]

No as long as I pay for nitro

(so it's unlikely the server will ever go back down to 0)

[pseudo rivet]

Yeah

[sullen comet]

Ooo do we have a vanity URL?

[errant palm]

Considering I'm basically permanently boosting the server unless I suddenly go bankrupt

[pseudo rivet]

Whats the HIGHEST number its ever gone?

[errant palm]

Discord.gg/rustylake

[pseudo rivet]

Damy is rich?

[sullen comet]

Fancy

[pseudo rivet]

But im already in

[sullen comet]

Damy is actualy a nigerian prince

[errant palm]

Hahaha no! But I have disposable income and that's unlikely to change

[pseudo rivet]

Oohh

[errant palm]

Also we actually have had the url forever

[pseudo rivet]

Plot twist:

[pseudo rivet]

Whaz dat

[errant palm]

Note that green tick next to the server name

We're verified

[pseudo rivet]

Ohhh

[sullen comet]

Who's stuck in the netherlands

[pseudo rivet]

Discord know us????

:D

[errant palm]

We used to be partnered

[pseudo rivet]

:O

[errant palm]

But then discord introduced a new system for that.

[pseudo rivet]

They gave us free boost?

Lmao that would be fantastic

[errant palm]

Ye pretty much! A partnered server gets all the benefits from full boosts, I believe

But I'd have to double check that

[pseudo rivet]

Ohh

Wow

I could keep asking for things like "why they unpatented" but igtg sheep

Byeee

Good night everyone 👋

[sullen comet]

Night

[errant palm]

Ah there

Partner would b cool bc it would mean we could just host server banner contests without the fear of it disappearing again haha

(if you've been around for a while you might knowwe used to have a banner then didn't, but now it's back thanks to very helpful noosters )

Noosters

Noot noot

[sullen comet]

Dan povenmire is so cute, he just has such a "coolest grandad ever" vibe

[pseudo rivet]

Who?

I think im no sleep

[sullen comet]

Dan povenmire, creator of phineas and ferb

[pseudo rivet]

Sorry idk whos this

[sullen comet]

Voices Dr.doofenshmirtz

[pseudo rivet]

Oooohhhhhhhh

That guy

[sullen comet]

You dont know phineas and ferb?

[pseudo rivet]

I know him

Yes

I didnt know the name

[tawny schooner]

took me a while to realise Damy is now a platypus

[sullen comet]

Who's damy?

[errant palm]

Ye

[sullen comet]

What is damy

But the real question is , how is damy?

[errant palm]

Tired :)

And considering buying a vr headset

[sullen comet]

Everyone asking "why are you outside my house with a shotgun, its 3am" but no one asking how im doin

[sullen comet]

Me too lmao

[errant palm]

Moving to the metaverse permanently

[sullen comet]

As i dont have a PC im thinking about the quest 2

[errant palm]

I'm also thinking about the quest2 but

Like

With a pc link cable

Bc I do have a pc

[pseudo rivet]

Metaverse?

[sullen comet]

Yes

[errant palm]

Lmao ye it's this silly thing Facebook is working on

[marsh orchid]

Why you use Link as cable?

[pseudo rivet]

Ohh

[errant palm]

Link likes it that way JJ

[sullen comet]

This silly little thing that will change the future as we know it

[errant palm]

[sullen comet]

Or be a big flop

Only time will tell

Anyway, the brazilian central bank is gonna release a cryptocurrency

Its probably gonna go badly... but im still gonna buy like 10 or 50

[marsh orchid]

Flop

[sullen comet]

What if its the new bitcoin.... it wont be

But what if

Imagine playing shooter games on the quest 2

Finaly put all that tactical training to good use

[pseudo rivet]

They are...?

[errant palm]

Shooters in vr seems fun

[pseudo rivet]

A bit.. too real? XD?

[sullen comet]

Even better

[pseudo rivet]

Oh god...

[sullen comet]

I love getting to use that emote

[pseudo rivet]

I prefer my earth, imagine if the metaverse give us a new world and the real one get better?

Like they close factories, to work in the metaverse

Pollution, all virtual

While the planet get preservated

[sullen comet]

All the tactical training to join the police and i barely got to use it

[pseudo rivet]

That would be awesome, I would be in the real world ofc

[sullen comet]

Thats... not how it works

[pseudo rivet]

I mean not literally

Ugh I can't explain it

[sullen comet]

You cant just... move a factory into the virtual world

[pseudo rivet]

Creating a world beyond that

[errant palm]

Lmao if only!

[marsh orchid]

What about power plants

[pseudo rivet]

A totally virtual one

[marsh orchid]

You still need power to power metaverse

[pseudo rivet]

Like, virtual food that actually works ig

[marsh orchid]

How?

[sullen comet]

Thats called science.... fiction

[pseudo rivet]

Self sustainable batteries? No onw knows the future

[pseudo rivet]

Yip fiction

[marsh orchid]

Lets go all Matrix ig

People are batteries for netaverse

[sullen comet]

Yes

[errant palm]

Matrix . Png

O jj made that joke

Oops

Not wearing my glasses

[pseudo rivet]

Damy wears glasses, noted

[sullen comet]

I open a random person's profile in another server and...

[marsh orchid]

But you got glass in name

[pseudo rivet]

Lmao JJ

[errant palm]

It's true! I do wear glasses

I'm a huge nerd of course I wear glasses

[night ginkgo]

XDD

it's very good music

[sullen comet]

Who doesnt?

[errant palm]

People whose eyes work? I guess??

[sullen comet]

Im thinking of getting contacts, just seems better

And cheaper depending on what type you get

[errant palm]

I like my glasses

[sullen comet]

Maybe in the future we get cool contacts with like, electronics on them

So you can play hollowknight anywhere, just by closing your eyes

Just pull out a controler in the bus and close my eyes

[errant palm]

I mean ar glasses exist

[sullen comet]

Like the google glass, i heard that worked well kappa

[errant palm]

Haha I mean there's still uh

Strides to make in that branch ig

But it's probably not impossible

[sullen comet]

Magsafe contact lenses

[pseudo rivet]

Or maybe surgeries that fix all kind of eye problems

[sullen comet]

But then i cant look cool

Declined

[pseudo rivet]

I want to work with this kind of stuff

Like, researching new types of medicine, creating surgeries and yeah, helping people

[sullen comet]

And there is a surgery for people that need glasses

[pseudo rivet]

There are fake glasses 👓

The best of it is your eyes to be okay, what if you lose you glasses?

I scared myself with my heart beating... Omg

It's silent here lmao

[sullen comet]

Fr tho, i actualy plan on getting LASIK at some point lmao

[pseudo rivet]

Nice

Im doing a thing called

Eligis

I have 90% of compatibility with Biotechnology lmao.

[errant palm]

I don't think I want LASIK

Glasses r fiinee

[sullen comet]

I mean, there are some annoying things

Like, losing your glasses, 3d movies, crying in the shower at 2am while listening to sad songs and having an existential crisis, eating hot soup, you know, that kind of thing

[errant palm]

Lmao ye fair

Those are all very relatable

I need to drop this playpus bit

Before I'm stuck with ut

It

[sullen comet]

Wait, you aren't a platypus IRL?

I feel betrayed

[errant palm]

Lol

Gatekeep gaslight girlboss

[sullen comet]

Oh damy, you're back, where were you?

[errant palm]

Holiday break

[sullen comet]

We had this weird fish beaver sausage thing show up

[marsh orchid]

There was someone called platypus here

But now i can't find them

[errant palm]

O ye they were the exchange mod

Sad I missed themn

!*

[sullen comet]

Anyway, i think now imma try and sleep for real

See ya!

[marsh orchid]

Good night ig

[errant palm]

Gngn

[sullen comet]

And remember kids, the oxford comma is absolutly real

[errant palm]

It's 7;30 now and I'm unsure if I should go for more sleep or like just get breakfast in a bit

[marsh orchid]

Roll a dice or coin maybe

[sullen comet]

Ok damy, even or odd? I'l roll the d1000 for you

[errant palm]

Lmao

Ill let my stomach make the decision

[pseudo rivet]

The best option is to healthy eyes i guess, idk what is LASIK surgery but yeah lmao

Certain conditions aren't in the eyes, like photosensitivity

[pseudo rivet]

I'm happy aaaa
It shows my compatibility with the course I want to follow
"Biotechnology
General course compatibility
Biological sciences"

Is it ok if I translate?

[errant palm]

You should've ledbwith that.

[pseudo rivet]

It's more of a question, Parrot earlier said it was ok but I'm still unsure

[errant palm]

Led with that z

**

[pseudo rivet]

Ohhh, sure, in the message box

[errant palm]

Yes I'll give you this translation but I'd like to stress again that we do prefer just English images here

I think most of this is translatable witho even having a lot of knowledge on Portuguese, though.

[pseudo rivet]

I reeeealy wanted to share here, but ill still ask if im in doubt

I think it's the appropriate XD

[errant palm]

But ye congrats, I guess?

I wish I knew what I was compatible with

[pseudo rivet]

I have aways been unsure about what to follow XD

[errant palm]

O ye same

[pseudo rivet]

Weeeeell there is this app called eligis, that might help you out

Does it count for advertising?

[errant palm]

And I'm in my 20s! I should've figured this stuff out decades ago

Lmao no

It's within the context

[pseudo rivet]

Decades ago you would be a baby XD

Or a child

[errant palm]

You're not coming in here like HEH CHECK OUT THIS APP YOOOO

;)

[pseudo rivet]

Hiehehe funny

[carmine hare]

how tf ash is still awake

[pseudo rivet]

56% with medicine Yeah I already knew I wouldn't fit

[pseudo rivet]

ITS 4 AM 💀

I think it's better if I pass the night

I'm not tired at all, ig

[carmine hare]

that's why i asked

[errant palm]

That sleep command looking more and more enticing every minute

[pseudo rivet]

I'm working in Battle of Sapphires right now, it's been funny

||The antagonist will win but he wont be compatible with the prize XD||

There's still much more lore into, wow

Everytime I try to quickly explain I get 3 pages of talking •́ ‿ ,•̀

[pseudo rivet]

.sleep @pseudo rivet

Imagine if it worked in Real life

[errant palm]

Yes

[pseudo rivet]

Dangerous, . Sleep 4 times a day

My pillow is gone???

It disappeared like

From my bed and I simply can't find it

In my room XD omg

[errant palm]

Oof

[pseudo rivet]

Yayyyy good morning!

The sun is rising :D

[carmine hare]

it's still dark out here

[pseudo rivet]

Wow

Which country do you live

It's so sunny here XD

[tranquil walrus]

they live in the same country as you bruh 💀

[pseudo rivet]

Ohhh

Ah yes

It's very shiny now

[tranquil walrus]

it's foggy here

[alpine mason]

Roads so damned slippery damn I nearly fell 10 times in a row

Slip n slide?No slip n die

[marsh orchid]

But water on road or ice on road?

[alpine mason]

Yes

[crisp maple]

Burn it

[manic crystal]

Isnt it just a bat?

[sullen comet]

I mean, as long as they dont bite you theres realy no danger

And if they do, get a rabies shot ASAP

[wraith narwhal]

Awww batty

[mellow scarab]

They're great

[eternal nacelle]

mr parrot step away from the bat

[sullen comet]

Bats arent realy that dangerous lol, they eat insects and fruit... most of them

[manic crystal]

Small bats are very cute

This one looks giant to me but still 😅

[sullen comet]

Its slightly larger than a flowerpot, so im guessing like, 30/35cm?

Maybe slightly larger

[crisp maple]

Thats not a bat, thats count dracula just waiting for you to sleep to attack

[manic crystal]

Cute.

[errant palm]

https://tenor.com/view/middle-finger-flipping-off-alucard-castlevania-castlevania-netflix-gif-19937552

me @ dracula

[crisp maple]

This is a bat