every ASEAN ever

[midnight sluice]

ok did i bothered ur opinion

[gentle moat]

White rice
Red rice

[silver musk]

what

red rice good

white rice also good

[gentle moat]

Red rice more expensive than white rice = red rice

[terse hare]

[strong locust]

I want to eat rice with watermelon

[mint minnow]

kys

[gentle moat]

What good comment telling to keep yourself safe. Eating rice with watermelon isn't safe i think. When rice get wet, the texture will become gross and not delicious. So, in my opinion, because watermelon has so much water than other fruits, it'll make the rice taste even weird. So yeah, that's why bacon tell gray dust to keep yourself safe, have a nice day. -from satoko

[velvet stream]

bro whoever eats rice with watermelon is not human

and in fact is the devil

[strong locust]

No like

Guys

Trust me

[mint minnow]

no

fuck your self

[strong locust]

Ok ok

How about rice with mango

[silver musk]

you dont?

no way

[velvet stream]

biggies,,,,,,,,,,

[mint minnow]

im gonna delete earth

[midnight sluice]

i eat rice with pinapple

[mint minnow]

https://media.tenor.com/Rl84jpphg7IAAAAM/explosion-space.gif

[midnight sluice]

u guys just not asian enough

[mint minnow]

thats just disrespect bro

[midnight sluice]

im not even full asian

[mint minnow]

same

[strong locust]

asian is being able tyo eat rice with evereyrone

everything

[gentle moat]

Yes

Rice with :

1. Noodles
2. Any type of vegetables, as long as there are enough salt and spicy
3. Traditional chili sauce, usually with tomato smashed and blend together zamn
4. Any type of potato snacks, something like tortilla

Also for extra lite mode : rice with home made chili sauce

No need fancy steak, creamy shit, cheesy things, or toppings

[gentle moat]

Just eat with this

[silver musk]

fucking rice with msg

i heard some thai do

like

really poor one

[mint minnow]

i like a good marinated pork

with rice

and spicy shrimp paste

and pechay(idk what is it in eng) on the side

[midnight sluice]

when ure lazy

rice with msg/salt or even soy sauce

or even better

my method

go to nearest shop and get some cheetos or something similar

eat that with rice

[mint minnow]

yea

doing it with only msg is disrespect

[midnight sluice]

i mean if some people rly poor

they do that

[mint minnow]

thats acceptable

[midnight sluice]

not a problem

[mint minnow]

yea

[gentle moat]

https://youtu.be/nznkc36Akd0

Average multitasking be like

[midnight sluice]

very asean

[strong locust]

im craving some sticky rice

[gentle moat]

Western :
My broke asian ass : max 60GB a month, price is Rp 89000 ($5.79). Thats a max, anything above that is a damn waste

Western video : what you can do in a day with Rp 100000 ($6.5)

My ass : buy 19 liters water (enough for about 10-12 days) cost about Rp 20000 ($1.3)
average food in my univ is about Rp 7000 - Rp 12000 ($0.46 - $0.78). Meanwhile average 350ml tea is Rp 3500 ($0.23) and 600ml freshtea (most expensive one) is Rp 6000 ($0.39)
Lets say i eat twice in univ and for breakfast i eat random instant noodles...

I try not to spend more than 30k IDR a day for food

Or 40k IDR max

[strong locust]

Im down for a rice bow with raw egg and soy sauce

[gentle moat]

Bro i cant raw egg 💀

[midnight sluice]

same

[strong locust]

Cake icing

[magic parrot]

$5.79 for 60gb of data a month is crazy

[mint minnow]

a month here is like

3.7$

[magic parrot]

of what

[mint minnow]

data

[magic parrot]

people paying this much for data

we gotta pay like $10 just to get 40gb

[mint minnow]

mow much is the data there?

[mint minnow]

bruh

[magic parrot]

depends on the plan you're on too

[mint minnow]

thats like

unlivable

[magic parrot]

thats the standard here

and then its like $35 for like 100 gb

[gentle moat]

Welp, the plan is only 58gb 💀

[gentle moat]

National : 20gb
Local area (every city has different categories), mine get 34gb
Application 4gb (like yt/tiktok/fb/etc)

Bonus : 4gb (for gold level user)

[gentle moat]

How many gb

[mint minnow]

40

[gentle moat]

Btw mine Rp 59900 ($3.9) plan only get 32gb total

And Rp 89900 plan ($5.85) get 58gb

[magic parrot]

you guys get really good internet plans

[gentle moat]

The most expensive one is Rp 244900 ($15.93) get 177gb

[gentle moat]

Bruh but only a month

[magic parrot]

wtfff

[gentle moat]

No way i can use that much in a month💀

Go XL axiata

[magic parrot]

frfr

me using rm60 one

which is $13

[gentle moat]

Welp ringgit is stronger than idr so it's more expensive

While our asian souls talk about data plans

Where average westerner internet usage

Like that one westerner paid wired internet monthly to stream 1080p on twitch for 5 hours and have 10ms ping on genshin in a room full of decorations and purple lightning

Like bro mfs like that can spend 200gb in 10 days fr 💀

[gentle moat]

Still best one for me

[magic parrot]

yooo

thats a good plan

[strong locust]

I got my

Plan is

10$ a year

5mbps cap speed thp

Literally use it for google map/Spotify

[gentle moat]

Is it wifi?

Also, those "unlimited" thing in indo always has fair use policy, FUP

[strong locust]

Data

[gentle moat]

Like only 1 GB/day and the speed will decrease to 128kbps (unuseable for most thing💀)

[gentle moat]

Oh

Good tbh, 1 year without worrying that ur sim card gonna dead

[magic parrot]

man's getting great internet plans there

what the fuck

our unlimited plans has fup of 100gbs

[misty spear]

i think all country use this

[gentle moat]

Yeah

Imagine afk-ing with 24/7 5mbps

Bankrupt

128kbps all the way

Ok internet aside

Now share another asean moment

[magic parrot]

cant think of any

[lofty mountain]

I don't remember how many flip-flops I lose in the river

[magic parrot]

why would u use flipflops in the river

just go barefoot

[lofty mountain]

Stupid kid year

I did after losing like 3? Right side always

[magic parrot]

its always the right side lol

[lofty mountain]

Idfk why the river have a grudge against right side flip-flops

[silver musk]

i use uh

0.3USD top-up internet for day

i even can use just only 120MB

but i guess its still ok

since

1. i can get free fast wifi at uni/home anyway

2. im not go outside every day
3. even i go outside, i just use for texting (which not consume data ig, at least not 120MB ig) and ofc free wifi exist

like usually only 4days/week (1usd per week lol)

which mean a lot cheaper than having monthly internet plan

[silver musk]

1Gbps overkill

also if i want more data i can just spend more

but yea, i rarely spend internet data outside so imma stick with top-up one

funny 20GB in 1day for 4usd

also unlimited 10Mbps for day 1.7USD

worth ig?

i never use monthly so idk

[strong locust]

Anyone here get given a warm cup of water when visiting relative house?

[mint minnow]

damn

[gentle moat]

As asian

I never tip

Why tf do i tip💀

[lofty mountain]

Because western bosses are too cheapskate to pay their workers properly

Thus relying on an unnecessary culture

[silver musk]

i do tip only for food deliver

like i would give him few bucks for them

i always do that

[lofty mountain]

Tbf the food app having that

Is very

Somewhat cool

[silver musk]

nah like not in-app itself

[lofty mountain]

Especially when the sudden rain during delivery, definitely tip extra

[silver musk]

i kinda respect their hard work fr

👏

[gentle moat]

Yeah i understand if it's Rp 1000 - 5000 when food delivery is good

But idk how tf western tip is like $5 $10 💀

[lofty mountain]

Like, we live in SEA

Since when weather forecast is right about rain

[gentle moat]

Dawg lemme buy full pizza with that $10 smh

[lofty mountain]

Inflation diff fr

[midnight sluice]

in my culture, giving extra is not necessary but if u want you can...its considered as a good deeds

i do it often

specially when using grab

[lofty mountain]

The tip feature on the grab app is still fairly new too

[strong locust]

Dont active tip

For examples my order is 18k i will pay 20k

[lofty mountain]

Seeing huge numbers like that make me realize that I should stop to assume every price i see people online say it in USD

[strong locust]

[midnight sluice]

oh it has that now?

[lofty mountain]

yeah

integrated tipping when you pay online

well, you can choose

[silver musk]

yea you can tip them in app now which very cool

[midnight sluice]

oh i pay em cash

[gentle moat]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/788488941846134816/1086519605230567424/unnamed_8.jpg

Meanwhile telkomsel selling their most expensive thing

"Health" plan 1 month, 2GB, $9.11

Context : it's 1.5GB internet and 500MB halodoc (https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.linkdokter.halodoc.android), basically for free consultation to doctor regarding ur health

[gentle moat]

Also the price difference for each phone number is stupid

Like wutdahelll

Btw share ur asean ISP and which one is faster

https://youtu.be/FUKINth8EQ4

[magic parrot]

these are the 4 most popular in MY

also

whats with the Indonesian bus videos i keep seeing

[velvet stream]

AIS

fast but inconsistent as shit

[magic parrot]

i guess it depends on the area

[velvet stream]

yea

thai ISP basically
AIS > true > dtac > 3bb

at least imo

[gentle moat]

Ur isp has cool names

[magic parrot]

3bb is a cool isp name fr

[gentle moat]

3 babes fr

[gentle moat]

Btw what bus video?

[magic parrot]

these

[gentle moat]

youtube algorithm choose bus racing

Also to views : (RED ARROW) (BUS CRASHED) (OOMAGA)

[magic parrot]

its very entertaining

[gentle moat]

[magic parrot]

it came out because i watched alot of indonesian streamer clips

streamer tier s

[gentle moat]

Anyway, just see unique tradition in indo and it'll choose into someone exposing dark magic trick, african tribe voodoo doll, and weird scary thing💀

#1071848279278628935

[magic parrot]

jelangkung

i consume alot of indonesian content

mainly because malaysian content is much tamer and boring compared to indonesian content

[low swallow]

I like how my parents are so ironic, they question why i am not asleep yet when they are not asleep either like bruh

[misty spear]

bcs you're a student bruh

[magic parrot]

u still learning bruh

[gentle moat]

https://youtu.be/zrki4E04KO4

Yo indonesia mentioned

Cant wait im ded

Asean moment

Western when someone dress in different culture : noo that's appropiating you cant do that:(
Asean when foreigner wear batik and play wayang : OOMAGA Indonesia mentioned Helo from indonesia, i hope u love ma countri, don't forget eat fried rice

[upper yacht]

[gentle moat]

Imagine being in education for 12 years, getting into university

To only see statistics jobs replaced by automated AI and get bombed by china afterward (source : random video on internet)

What a time to be alive

#1084461892006858863

[midnight sluice]

@gentle moat can u not

[gentle moat]

https://youtu.be/I07B6qfnCBM

[gentle moat]

Not wut

[midnight sluice]

its controversial

not a healthy thing to talk about isnt it

[low swallow]

I need to hit my daily quota of gaming bruh

[gentle moat]

Bro has 1GB/day plan

Gaming

[gentle moat]

Es teh manis : 4k
Sweet ice tea : 6k
Amai tea (japanese aesthetic) : 10k

[strong locust]

Anyone here force to write righthanded?

[silver musk]

uh

me

kind of

back when i was 5

force to use this rubber thingy idk what it called

[strong locust]

I was a left handed before getting forced to use right hand

[magic parrot]

yea i was forced to be right handed

i went to a christian private school

[midnight sluice]

my mom forced me to be righthanded

that's why my writting sucks

[gentle moat]

Mine is always right hand lol

But still my writing looks like chiken legs on dirt

[midnight sluice]

mine looks like spaghetti when it cooked by gordon ramsay

egh

[midnight sluice]

https://youtu.be/el84efC10oE

the vietnamese part i cant

sounds exactly like graydust

[strong locust]

DUCK U

I HATE YOU

AND WHY TF IT SO ACCURATE

[mint minnow]

bc shes a Filipino

my auntie was forced to do writing with her right had also

bc 80's

idk what ppl was thinking back then

[midnight sluice]

no she said she thought being left handed is no good in islam

but its jot

not

so she did kimda felt guilty

[mint minnow]

welp

[strong locust]

Also any you guys eat soy sauce with garlic and green onion?

Or just me?

[midnight sluice]

just that?

i mean if u do like scrambled eggs with onion and garlic then eat it with soy sauce then its super normal

[mint minnow]

bro

thats basic

jesus

[strong locust]

Oh ok

Thx

I eat it with rice

[low swallow]

Damn you guys were potentially left handers

Im mixed handed

[magic parrot]

i am left handed

[low swallow]

Oh so you still have your muscle memory from your right hand?

Are you also mixed

[magic parrot]

im fully left handed now

i was able to convert back

took me 6 years

[low swallow]

Oh damn

Thats good

Being mixed handed makes me confused

Maybe thats why im kinda slow on things sometimes

I cant decide which hand to use until i become comfortable with it lol

I kinda have an advantage on drawing tho

[gentle moat]

Average soy sauce fans

Meanwhile me : either chili sauce or tomato sauce 💀

No soy sauce

[gentle moat]

Osu buff real

[strong locust]

Who ever put ketchup on rice

Pls @ me

I will personally come to ur house

[low swallow]

Me who uses my right hand to aim while im left handed: god has abandoned me

[misty spear]

you don't put ketchup kn your rice?

oh wait nvm i thought ketchup as in kicap

wait kicap is soy sauce lmao

[gentle moat]

Kecap bro

Malay and indo trying to understand each other (very easy )

[misty spear]

for us it's kicap

[gentle moat]

In my life i always called it kecap

[misty spear]

i think kecap for Indonesian

[gentle moat]

Yup

#indonesian x #malaysian collab

[misty spear]

I love this one

it's sweet and spicy

[gentle moat]

Other : cool names

Indo thing : abc

3

Telkomsel (which is just telecommunication x cell)

Smartfren (isnt smart)

Indosat (indo b*ngsat (bastard) )

Axis (which is a math... axis..)

XL (imagine using clothes size for ISP)

[midnight sluice]

nah our name is cooler

kicap cap ayam

[gentle moat]

Oomaga asean has many similarities

Usually the traditional proccessed food, or food production that has existed for at least 50 years and the original founder is usually very old, is often named cap ayam, cap something idk

Ayam is literally chicken

Ayam, ikan, kelinci, panda, bangau

[strong locust]

i will legit end u like no cap

[gentle moat]

Mmm i forget the others cap

[magic parrot]

Indonesia and Malaysia has pretty similar vocab

i can understand Indonesian pretty well

[mint minnow]

me understanding the language of the neighbouring province

https://media.tenor.com/qfyuBx40-IAAAAAM/patrick-star-dumb.gif

in the Philippines

[gentle moat]

Sadly i only know pinoy swear word

[midnight sluice]

u forgor brunei and singapore

[low swallow]

kupal ka!!!

[ornate granite]

Its coming 💀💀💀🔥

[rain vector]

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[ornate granite]

Way

Wat

[lofty mountain]

@rain vector did you smoke crack again?

[midnight sluice]

very normal

[lofty mountain]

The annual Ramadhan weather

[magic parrot]

what is the best ASEAN weather

[gentle moat]

I hate 30°C+ its too hot

My suitable weather is 24-26°C

28°C is still not hot

[mint minnow]

earlier 4pm its 34°c here

slightly warm

[midnight sluice]

it rain here

but bfore the rain it was 34 too

[mint minnow]

sadge

[gentle moat]

At least the forecast says raining at least once everyday

[gentle moat]

Best for going outside and not sweating

[silver musk]

guess "raining" always good for me

[strong locust]

36c

[mint minnow]

welcome to SEA

[stuck willow]

It can be hot and cold at the same time

[gentle moat]

Almost #1075097516942565487

Imagine 37/27 day

[mint minnow]

FAX

[gentle moat]

[strong locust]

Fax

[gentle moat]

Asia

Oh btw

I wonder about those who live with 4 seasons

[mint minnow]

we have 2 seasons

RAIN AND DRY

[gentle moat]

Dry 90%
Rain 10%
Guaranteed at least once in december

[mint minnow]

in the Philippines no

we have atleast 1 category 5 hurricane

per year

[gentle moat]

Also foreigners that come from cold countries, experiencing 25°C+, is that already hot for them?

[gentle moat]

Earthquakes go stronk

[mint minnow]

yep

we experience a lot of earthquakes

and category 5, 4, 3 hurricanes

and volcanoes

[midnight sluice]

true

[mint minnow]

japan and Philippines basically catch the strongest hurricanes in east asia

[gentle moat]

I also want to see snow once in my life tbh

But i cant handle bank's AC too long 💀

[mint minnow]

i can handle -10 °c

but anything lower

im dead

[gentle moat]

And like... most bank AC is 16°C or something

[mint minnow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1062321994789564478.png?quality=lossless&size=48

[gentle moat]

Did you enter refrigator 💀

[mint minnow]

no?

[gentle moat]

Where to find anything below 0C in asean 💀

[mint minnow]

and snow is a pain

shoveling the driveway

ong

its pain

[gentle moat]

Bruh

https://youtube.com/shorts/QfN_4gLOmmQ

Comments :

https://youtu.be/lOj0JIMYl5k

https://youtu.be/JKuXwJxa7BM

[mint minnow]

Uzbekistan Hdi

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/869566665195655168.gif?quality=lossless&size=48

[gentle moat]

#1075097516942565487

[silver musk]

bro

i hate summer

imagine being hyperhidrosis

and sweating ocean

[mint minnow]

thats so sad

summer is like 38°c 🔥

jesus fuck

[silver musk]

i go shower like

4times already

[mint minnow]

🥵

its 7 pm and its still 30°c

[silver musk]

i want fucking die

imma go ice bath again brb

hopefully webnesday real thunderstorm

[mint minnow]

Sea be like:

[silver musk]

bad spawnpoint

[mint minnow]

you spawned wrong

you should have been in Finland or canada

[silver musk]

guess this spawnpoint ok

[mint minnow]

you got bad seed ong

[silver musk]

just please fix nerf debuff

[mint minnow]

wait for the next patch

[silver musk]

sad for no IC in my room

cuck

[misty spear]

at least you're not in the Philippines

[mint minnow]

i got chicken allergy 2 years ago from the patch

[mint minnow]

fr

no category 5 hurricanes

[gentle moat]

Another relateable asean moment is..

Don't use paint on a house, just leave it blank -> less money to spend

[gentle moat]

^usually at least one of your classmate in elementary school do this

Or the default house is white paint if u want spend money a bit more

Also, how does western e girl or streamer are comfortable sitting in their purple room with pink/purple ambient light and the wall full of decorations

My eyes hurt seeing any light that isn't white if too long

[gentle moat]

@filipino

[whole mantle]

[silver musk]

eat tom yam when 40C

can relate

[magic parrot]

eat sambal when 30c

[mint minnow]

ahahahahahahahahha

but mine is tea

not coffee

[midnight sluice]

i love nescafe

i drink it everyday

always hot never cold

[misty spear]

drink hot nescafe during hot day

and cold nescafe during cold day

[midnight sluice]

no

only hot

for me

[silver musk]

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

[gentle moat]

Bebek goreng $1
Fried duck $5

see comments

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murtabak now sell it in america for $5

[strong locust]

Can someone send me nasi goreng

It look like fried rice on crack

[gentle moat]

Me when fried rice literally means nasi goreng 💀

[strong locust]

No

The ingredients is diff

From Cantonese stuff

[gentle moat]

Bruh

[silver musk]

i want to try nasi goreng once in my life

[midnight sluice]

u literally can make it in under 10 minutes

[gentle moat]

Average fried rice is rice, chili or tomato sauce, sometimes with soy sauce, eggs, some eatable leaves, leek, small chicken meat FRIEDDD together ( dont forget add MSG or salt)

Meanwhile the expensive restaurant fried rice : add idk, fancy things (i never buy it, im broke)

[midnight sluice]

who tf put tomato sauce or ketchup in fried rice

true asian use soy sauce or even better clamp sauce

[strong locust]

Oyster sauce?

[midnight sluice]

oh yah thats what its called

im sorry my english is very bad

true asian dont speak emglish

back in my day language wasnt invented yet

[misty spear]

first time hearing about fried rice with ketchup

[gentle moat]

Usually chilli sauce tbh

[midnight sluice]

[gentle moat]

But if you don't like spicy, sometimes there are sellers that use tomato sauce

I thought it was common thing lol

I like red fried rice

[gentle moat]

Oomaga english my vocabulary just freezed

Ok so i rarely find that oyster sauce, aka saus tiram

[midnight sluice]

wdym rarely

its used everywhere

[lofty mountain]

red fried rice used sambal not tomato sauce

💀

or anything red AND spicy

[midnight sluice]

who tf uses tomato sauce

thats white thing

[gentle moat]

Sambal is chilli sauce anyway 💀

[gentle moat]

I forgor💀

Ok now fried noodle

No fried rice:(

Btw

Whats ur favorite tea brand?

Manually-made tea from local sellers that you don't even know where they get the stock (no brand basically💀)

Or freshtea, teh kotak, teh gelas, teh pucuk, teh javana, teh rio, sosro, sariwangi?

[misty spear]

oh nasi tomato

never tried it before?

i saw one

[lofty mountain]

ok, one exception for tomato sauce

[lofty mountain]

Did the image got removed or something

crosspost with #1071848279278628935

[gentle moat]

Asian collab

[silver musk]

🤨

[midnight sluice]

well at least this place is safe

[silver rock]

Why is she wearing a mask tho

[velvet stream]

OBVIOUSLY she doesnt want to get covid

smH

[strong locust]

💀💀

I dont believe in ghost

Mainly bcs i spend 3week everyday year at a house 100m away from graveyard but never encounter any

[mint minnow]

Ghosts should be afraid of me(especially if they're women) bc im gonna #### the sht out of them

[gentle moat]

💀

[upper yacht]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/932268140056948816.png?quality=lossless&size=60

[true cape]

I eat noodle with rice

[strong locust]

Lunch and dinner

[midnight sluice]

ew no

[ornate granite]

Doge in summer

Every convenience store in SEA

||that have AC||

[midnight sluice]

wait

we have summer?

no let me rephrase that

we have seasons?

[gentle moat]

Yes

90% hot 10% rain

[midnight sluice]

thats no season idiot

thats climate

[mint minnow]

our season is just hot and rain

in ph

[midnight sluice]

oh wow

i didnt knew other country than ph can snow

[mint minnow]

i wish

[magic parrot]

Myanmar has snow

up the mountains

technically still part of ASEAN

[gentle moat]

https://id.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pegunungan_Jayawijaya

This mountain area also has snow

But last time the snow is decreasing more and more

Rip:(

[midnight sluice]

lmfao

i live near the tallest mount in sea

[magic parrot]

same

[midnight sluice]

[misty spear]

mount kinabulu

[strong locust]

I live near vietnam

🇻🇳

[magic parrot]

[midnight sluice]

ure a malaysian, yet u butchered the name idiot

[lofty mountain]

[misty spear]

[gentle moat]

💀

[gentle moat]

How to control your money : have asian parent

[misty spear]

more like your money is now your parent's

[lofty mountain]

"we'll keep it for you when you need to use it later"
comes back home with a gucci bag after buying groceries

[gentle moat]

True 900%

I cant understand gacha addiction and spend money

I can buy game stuff, but like, it always give

1. "games are temporary, eventually it will shut down"
2. "But i have more important things to buy"
3. "But my parent gonna see all my transactions and no way i can hide it"

And because of that, im f2p on every games lol

[gentle moat]

just stop gambling smh

[strong locust]

That why i use their card

So silly

[gentle moat]

Bruh

[strong locust]

Bruh mt bal

[peak marsh]

Why is my video on here? I'm not even Asian lmao

[silver musk]

me as asian but cant even solve rubik cube

🥹🥹

[peak marsh]

Jus practice

Very ez once u learn

[strong locust]

Rubik ez

Solve girl emotion

[peak marsh]

Tru

[gentle moat]

Oomaga you joined yesterday

[gentle moat]

At least that what average asian parent want to expect their kid ability

[gentle moat]

Discord user trying to understand emotion (they failed)

[true cape]

Girl emotion are wierd ngl

Become men, become chad and sigma

[cursive pond]

My best time is probably 38 seconds

[strong locust]

im around 24

[cursive pond]

Dam, cfop?? Mines cfop, quite slower than u expect

[strong locust]

I dont know name

My friend teach me

And i just do it

Cross method

[gentle moat]

I dont have cube:(

[whole mantle]

[true cape]

Use rice

I mean add rice too

[gentle moat]

https://youtu.be/yjKOLlNRlQA

[gentle moat]

Oi

Share more asean

[true cape]

I just need 4 hour sleep

And goes to the mountain to have 40 pushups 30 situps

While running 1,2 km to reach at the top of mountain itself

[misty spear]

it's surprising how 2 hours to sleep is enough

[gentle moat]

💀💀

[magic parrot]

is never enough

[stuck willow]

You don't die from 7 hours sleep

7 hours sleep dies

[upper yacht]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/776406886625968129.png?quality=lossless&size=60

[true cape]

That's not miserable but that's the truth

[gentle moat]

[strong locust]

Viet ppl try not to say niga every 5min

Impossible

[magic parrot]

its an actual challenge for the vietnamese

[magic parrot]

warm weather we having this week

Kelantan peaked at 38 celcius

[ornate granite]

💀

Why feels like 47

[silver musk]

relative humidity

wind

[ornate granite]

Perfect temp for sleep

👽

[mint minnow]

🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[ornate granite]

Not that hot hum is 35%

But my phone 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[mint minnow]

🔥🔥🔥 🔥🔥🔥

[ornate granite]

Is it broken 💀

44 C°

[true cape]

🔥 🔥 🔥

[gentle moat]

🔥🔥🔥

[gentle moat]

Yo

Does asian ants eat chili and tomato

[upper yacht]

No way satoko birthday

[upper yacht]

Happy birthday

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1091759509967470765.png?quality=lossless&size=60

[mint minnow]

@gentle moat happy birthday dawg

[true cape]

No... But we eats ants while drinking tea

[gentle moat]

Thanks yeee @upper yacht @mint minnow

[upper yacht]

[ornate granite]

Maggie

Maggie+eggs

Popular SEA sauce

[true cape]

Not Asian enough

Have some rice

🍚

[gentle moat]

Yes

Pls eat that with rice or else it counted as snack:(

[true cape]

Add sauce on it too

Chilli sauce

👍

Also eat while squatting

[magic parrot]

unnecessarily asean

[gentle moat]

Damn it now i want eat eggs

[ornate granite]

i have

but didnt show in pic

💀

[gentle moat]

How to makes your snack super spicy: add korean text

How to make your local food known to foreigner: translate in english and then sell it with 2x original price (stonk)

[upper yacht]

[ornate granite]

There are local food but pretend to be form other provide 💀

[silver musk]

lmao

can related to that shit

and upsell like +20% in price

💀

[gentle moat]

Imagine the first person who found ginger, etc

ah, what is this plant? Hmmm, idk the root looks sus, maybe i should eat it

[true cape]

Mmm it doesn't taste really good but it's smells good

[ornate granite]

Maybe they thought it's some kind of potatoe

👽

[gentle moat]

[gentle moat]

Rip 💀

[true cape]

Mmmm alien potatoes...

[gentle moat]

Also coconut

Imagine some dude seeing tall tree near beach

And then see the weird ball fruit

And then somehow someone get it and knock it and they hear "oh it echoed, so the inside must has water idk", and then smash it with rocks tool

Still, the sussiest one is cow milk 💀

Asean life is not happy if you dont know this

[lofty mountain]

most of the time i am the tree

💀

[clear harness]

Wot that

[gentle moat]

Asian beyblade before beyblade even exist

[clear harness]

I uhh

Dont have that

[gentle moat]

People usually call it gasing/gangsing

[clear harness]

Yeah no

[gentle moat]

I have one from bamboo similar to this but idk i forget where i keep it

[clear harness]

Cant relate since i spent like god how long at home studying

Do you guys just put chilli sauce when the food not good

[gentle moat]

Depend of the food

If i feel "this chicken meat is tasteless/not enough salt", PUT CHILI

[true cape]

This is easly to play trust me

[true cape]

Mmm delicious

[silver musk]

i put soy sauce instead

[clear harness]

@silver musk if its normal noodles then yeah that

[silver musk]

if soup too blend, dunk soy sauce in
if rice not that tasty, put some soy sauce
if meat tasteless, go with soy sauce

\

[gentle moat]

[lofty mountain]

That is indeed the way to fix blend as fuck foods

[gentle moat]

Asian need no fancy cheesy beefy yummy mozzarella with extra expensive toppings

Just eat RICE with something you can cook and if it's too bland then add sauce

[true cape]

Cook rice and become fried rice add chili,Onion, soy sauce and some Pepper

Mmmmmm delicious

[silver musk]

eat eraser

[clear harness]

Eat crickets

[true cape]

Eat charcoal

HOT CHARCOAL

[rough summit]

Not sure about you guys, but we used to grab these resin seeds and then just rub it onto the floor making it hot or just collecting it 💀

[silver musk]

uh never heard it here or maybe just because i living in townhouse which literally fucking no tree at all

but yea, why tho

we poke a cap of pen and spinning to make it hot🔥

then do a bit trolling

quite hurt tho

[gentle moat]

Asean burger

No cheese no toppings,
just soft bread and something inside

Usually chicken meat

Or for sweet version: peanut, kacang hijau, kacang merah, kacang hitam, chocolate

[misty spear]

black bean?

[true cape]

THAT'S not even close satoko lmao

[gentle moat]

At least easier to eat

Like how do u hold burger without making ur hand dirty, assumed you have no package/plastic wrap

[gentle moat]

HOT

31°C
Feel like 36°C

Imagine 40°💀

[bronze oriole]

32°c rn

Yesterday felt like 41°c

[gentle moat]

Omaga

Im using full speed fan for like hours

It still too warm

[ornate granite]

Which one is true 💀💀🔥

About real feel

[gentle moat]

I use default phone app that lead to weather.com web

[ornate granite]

Real feel 48° on weather.com 🔥

Time to turn off my flamethrower

||(fan)||

[misty spear]

how

[ornate granite]

Ok first one is unreal

Real feel 51°C 💀

[ornate granite]

I thought that was the hottest temp i can get

[magic parrot]

very hot

[gentle moat]

💀💀

[true cape]

Normal

Normal day

[true cape]

Very normal indeed

28° cold 🥶

[magic parrot]

i don't remember liking this

[karmic cloud]

I soaked a chicken with milo and deep fried it

[true cape]

I soaked chicken with some hot chocolate and boil it on milk

10/10 never doing it again

[ornate granite]

Myanmar 💀

[true cape]

Indonesia 🔥

[cursive pond]

I eat only ikan bilis as breakfast

[gentle moat]

Asean

Still better than average western when geography in youtube video

[magic parrot]

Malaysia!!!!

[lofty mountain]

Wtf

[true cape]

👍

This is why geography is important

[karmic cloud]

I guess im singaporeans now

[ornate granite]

I'm 🇹🇭 Indonesian now

[cursive pond]

What the fk, every single country changed flags now thats fked up

[cursive pond]

Im 🇻🇳 malaysian now🔥🔥

[whole mantle]

I'm actually Vietnamese (real)

[magic parrot]

we all are vietnamese

[whole mantle]

I don't have an idea what's happening but ngl, all the food there looks so tasty

And I ended up unknowingly binge watching them

[gentle moat]

https://twitter.com/TheSun/status/1289163901376974851

The Sun (@TheSun)

This is how hot the UK is right now 😮 #heatwave

Likes

61918

Retweets

10386

▶ Play video

Twitter · Jul 31, 2020, 11:40 AM

Since when ice cream doesn't melt if you leave it in open world asean temperature

All ice cream in asean melt in 3 minutes

[magic parrot]

i mean

The UK is usually dark and gloomy and cold

so

comparing it with SEA is not really proving anything

[ornate granite]

30 seconds 💀

I buy chocolate bar yesterday

With milk

I left chocolate bar on table
And go drink milk

But it's too late 💀💀 my chocolate bar completely melt

[true cape]

Just be sure you're at central otherwise some stabby bois gonna knock you out(based on experience)

[magic parrot]

never knew u lived in London

[true cape]

No no, i don't live there lol it's only based on experience

But still stabbin occurs when you're rich af

[cursive pond]

I sent this pic to my friend and most of my europe friends dont even know wtf is slurpee

[terse hare]

[ornate granite]

Slurpee

[gentle moat]

1 year of no new chat

[lofty mountain]

Real

[ornate granite]

There is someone send message before you then delete? or something and this forum appear

I already forgot about this

[gentle moat]

Send more ASEAN thing

[low swallow]

Uh i eat with my barehands like a real MAN

[magic parrot]

very ASEAN thing to own

[low swallow]

Thats one asean looking motorcycle

[gentle moat]

Share more ASEAN thing

[echo furnace]

cleanest pavement around my house (at the bus stop btw)

[magic parrot]

very ASEAN

[terse hare]

[gentle moat]

Wake up

Share more ASEAN things

[silver musk]

is that asean enough?

fried silkworm (i bought it 1usd and she literally gimme 4 scoop of it)

yummy

fr

silkworm itself not having much taste

maggie save a day

🔥

[misty spear]

?

that's 100% asean

[gentle moat]

Alright time to tell to vegans

[terse hare]

Boi

[rough summit]

I eat Milo and rice

[gentle moat]

Never insult ASEAN

[gentle moat]

Or they will curse ur bloodline for 7 generations

[gentle moat]

Don't cut nail in the night it will lower ur age

Eat milo powder without water

Use any kind of spices until it's all salty and spicy

[echo furnace]

GG guys, I prob not live until 30

o7

[lofty mountain]

Or the other one "don't cut your nail at night or you'll cut off your finger"

[ornate granite]

We can lose our index finger by pointing at rainbow

[gentle moat]

Don't pee under a tree or you'll get kidnapped by the ghost

[lofty mountain]

Unless you greet and ask for permission first, then the tree won't get mad

Don't play outside at night as a child or you'll get kidnapped by "Hantu Tetek"

[gentle moat]

True

[gentle moat]

"Booba ghost"

Btw don't ask ghost in cementary for the winning number when you're gambling, you'll get kidnapped and forced to eat dirts

[lofty mountain]

You have to do it properly man

Give offerings, you have to squat on top of the dug hole

Then ask

Be careful of death numbers (4, 13)

You hit real jackpot when you get multiple 8s in a row

Just to clarify
No I'm not recommending anyone to do this
No I don't do ghost 4d numbers

[magic parrot]

just go to your local shaman, and ask the ghost directly

ez

[silver musk]

how this is asian btw

[magic parrot]

the weather